Club Shay Shay - Nightcap - Unc & Ocho react to Cowboys keeping Mike McCarthy, Snoop Dogg’s $100M OnlyFans offer
Episode Date: January 19, 2024Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson react to Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys retaining Mike McCarthy at head coach, the Detroit Lions vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers ticket prices reaching record ...levels for the NFL Divisional Playoff Round, Mike Tomlin expecting an extension with the Pittsburgh Steelers and for Kenny Pickett to be his QB1, Usher making promises to all the ladies out there for his Super Bowl halftime performance, Snoop Dogg being offered $100,000,000 by OnlyFans to "pull that thang out," and much more! 05:30 - Mike McCarthy staying in Dallas 20:00 - Players get judged by postseason success 25:45 - Derrick Henry to the Cowboys? 29:30 - Patrick Mahomes vs Josh Allen 38:45 - Lions vs Bucs insane ticket price 49:30 - Mike Tomlin says Pickett will be QB1 - Chad once again says Steelers should go get Russell Wilson - Shannon doesn’t know why we need to know who the QB is already 54:10 - Steelers held on to Roethlisberger too long 01:05:00 - Usher’s message about Super Bowl performance 01:11:30 - Singers with the best voices 01:12:30 - Snoop Dogg turns down 100M only fans deal to “pull that thang out” - Shannon jokes about taking his “baby arm” out 01:26:00 - Applebee’s $200 date night passes 01:28:00 - Much more Nightcap! (Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.) #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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What you want to say, Ocho?
What's the next holiday coming up?
Valentine's Day, huh? Valentine's
Day. But the Super Bowl is before Valentine's
Day. That's really a holiday.
It sure is. So we got
Super Bowl, we got Valentine's
Day. So what I'm
thinking is, I have a question before we even start
the show, is
Valentine's Day, is that a day for where men should express gifts as well?
Or is it just strictly for women?
No, no.
Valentine's be my Valentine.
It don't say be my Valentine.
Men are women only.
Men get to be Valentine's too.
Oh, so women are supposed to get men gifts as well.
Yeah.
I'm trying to, I'm trying to understand where have women got the perceived notion that Valentine's Day is strictly just for them?
Because we've been dumb enough to make them believe that and only get gifts and never receive gifts.
So that's where that came from.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I just want to make sure.
I just want to clarify to make sure when the 14 rolled around, I had me a gift as well.
OK, I'm going to get something. I'm going to get something. I'm going to get something.
Oh, so let's get right into it. Yes, sir. If keeping Mike McCarthy in Dallas, Jerry said, I believe this team is very close and capable of achieving our ultimate goals.
The best step forward will be,
uh,
for us will be with Mike McCarthy as our head coach,
Jerry detailed.
There are many layers of success and prog and,
and progress.
McCarthy has overseen three straight post-season eligible seasons.
He also praised McCarthy relationship with the players.
Oh,
Joe,
what's Jerry saying?
Jerry saying is
he is
comfortable with mediocrity
in the regular season
because where it all counts is in the postseason
your head coach is supposed
to be a leader of men
that is able to
get them
to get over the hump at some point
for one with teaching.
I'm trying to think of a better word without, without, without me, without me having to be rude
in, in, in, in the way that I speak it. But if Mike McCarthy can't get them over the hump,
pass the first round, pass the division round. What does that tell you? The
record looks good. You're not playing the game of football for regular season and going 12 and three
or 13 and two or whatever it might be. If your standard is wanting to win a championship,
wanting to win a Superbowl title, then you have to make the certain changes.
And the changes for winning that starts with a quarter,
not a quarterback,
excuse me,
starts with your head coach.
If everything else is working
or you feel everything else
is working
and you're so close,
then what's the problem?
How do you miss it?
How do you miss it?
Why not go get,
you got Jim Harbaugh out there.
You got Bill Belichick out there.
You have, there's one more coach. There's one moreugh out there. You got Bill Belichick out there.
You have, there's one more coach.
There's one more coach out there that I can't think of.
Mike Vrabel?
Vrabel, yeah.
You know, I like Vrabel.
There's somebody else though. Somebody else that has a winning resume, has a winning pedigree.
But again, the funny thing about it, the names that I'm naming are names where all the attention would be off of Jerry Jones.
All the attention would be, it would be about Jim Harbaugh or it would be about Billy Belichick.
That's why I think he didn't go after a coach of that magnitude so he could retain that attention and always be front and center as he's done consistently throughout the years.
And I'm hoping the results aren't the same
but he keeps doing it his way the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over
and over and expecting different results and i'm i'm assuming i don't want it to be that way but
i'm assuming that's what's going to happen this year as well do what you always done you'll get what you've always gotten
you see the fact of the matter is that 12 and 5 that's that because here's the thing Ocho
where's the downside the game was a blowout and the fan and it drew 40 million viewers
okay the last three years they made the playoffs they've gone out of the playoffs unceremoniously
right so so what changes what changes jerry's okay with that because ocho he doesn't lose any money
it's not predicated him getting millions and millions of dollars to make the super bowl
jerry's gonna get his money regardless so there's really no meaning. Who is he fooling then?
Why say all this stuff
at the beginning?
Oh, I want to be a Super Bowl contender.
I can't wait till we get back
to that era of the 90s
and understanding
what it takes to get there.
For one,
getting a coach
that can do it
outside of just the regular season.
Mike McCarthy has a great resume.
He has a Super Bowl resume.
But again, I saw a graphic.
There are other coaches that have the same resume as him.
He's a Super Bowl champion.
Oh, you're talking about Pete Carroll.
That's the other coach you were talking about, Pete Carroll.
Yeah, you're right.
Pete Carroll as well.
Mike McCarthy has had Brett Favre.
He's had Aaron Rodgers. and he's had that prescott there
might be someone else i'm missing there somewhere no and no no i mean he had what you call him he
had a uh he had a quarterback when dad got hurt for a couple for a couple of games yeah but uh
but uh i think maybe a 16 year tenure, maybe 16, 17, maybe 15.
I'm not sure the exact number.
And you have one Superbowl,
one Superbowl to show for it.
And you're trying to get back to that,
that,
that,
that pinnacle of,
of reaching it again.
And I don't know if he's the guy for the job.
I would think he'd be really serious about it.
I think you would consider as,
as a GM,
as a Hick,
as a,
as a GM,
as the owner, as really every goddamn title, you, you would consider as a GM, as a Hick, as a GM, as the owner, as really
every goddamn title, you
make a change. But I
guess he didn't see fit.
No. Jerry
wants to do... Here's the thing.
Ocho, I would rather
lose my way
than win some other way.
So in other words, I'm gonna
lose, but if I bring in a bella check if i
bring in somebody else and they win now i'm not gonna get the credit what does it matter in your
but that's why you think he got rid of if it didn't matter he would have kept jimmy
i have a question matter can i get a little context on this do you know the reason why
it didn't work with jimmy with jimmy and he had just won a super bowl do you know the reason why it didn't work with jimmy with jimmy and he had just won a super
bowl do you know the reason why no it wasn't just a super bowl it was back-to-back super bowls
because jimmy because when he won he wanted to be a part of it and jimmy wouldn't wouldn't didn't
include him so that's what made him feel a certain type of way he was like hold on this is my ish and then
you treat me like i'm an outsider like i'm a fan and i'm not a fan i'm the owner
if you don't i don't understand no other owner no other owner is at the forefront
no none every blue moon they'll say something you something. The only time you see them sometimes when they come on the sideline before the game, when they come down the sideline after the game, any other time, you get a clip of them in the skybox. That's it. Short flip, ESPN might talk about them, Amazon. That's it. Jerry wants to be front and center. Dude, you make the most revenue of any team.
Yes.
You are their richest team.
What more do you need?
We know who you are.
Credit for winning a Super Bowl.
Because who was the owner that he gravitated to when he first bought the team when he was in the league?
Al Davis.
When you think of the Raiders, who do you think of?
Al Davis.
Al Davis. So when Jerry is the only other owner, is that you think of the raiders who do you think of al davis al davis so when jerry is the
only other owner is that you think of it if you go back to the modern era if you go back to any
sport right he's like george steinbrenner when you think of the yankees it was george steinbrenner
right mr cyber that's that's who it was there were a lot of other owners but it was him so when
you think of the when you think of the Cowboys and they've
had great players is Jerry. Right. And that's what he loves. He loved that attention. Jerry is like
a rock star. There are a lot of billionaires. There's a lot of billionaires that doesn't,
that has way more money than Jerry, but they don't garner the attention that Jerry does.
Jerry, but they don't garner the attention that Jerry does. That's what he likes. That's what he craves. So maybe that's the issue. Maybe that's the issue. At what point, how can somebody not
close to Jerry get him to understand? Maybe we're not getting there because of you always being
front and center. Maybe that's the issue. How do you not see that? How does someone close
to him, you know, when you have too many yes men around you, you have too many yes men around you
and they don't tell you the issues because they don't want to mess up the flow of income or
whatever it is that you're receiving. It makes no sense. Listen, a blind man can see what the issue
is. Some people say, oh, some people say, oh, it's the players.
Well, God damn, it's been 30 years.
You blame the players every year.
They've had they've had different coaches.
Are you going to blame the coaches every year?
Oh, Joe.
When it comes to winning, if I'm not mistaken, it always starts at the top, right?
Right.
It does.
It always starts at the top, right?
And it trickles down from that point on.
Yes.
It ain't rocket science ocho the blindest man
isn't the man that cannot see it's the man that chooses not to see
that is like gary's problem wait a minute here is not blind stay right there for me
Wait a minute. Hold on.
Gary's not blind.
Stay right there for me.
Well, because you done started early.
You done started early with the quotes, boy.
Yeah, let me get that one.
Yes, sir. That one you going to tell, you going to use that on rail?
Huh?
You going to use that on rail?
Nah, I ain't going to use it on her.
I ain't going to use it on her.
Yes, sir.
Well, I like that one.
Now, the blindest man.
Is the one that cannot see.
Who drew it?
Did the kid drew it in your book?
Yeah, man.
The baby.
The blindest man.
Is it the one that cannot see?
Is the one that chooses not to see? Is the one that cannot see is the one that chooses not to see
is the one
that chooses
not to see
and that's Jerry's problem
yeah I mean think about
this here so okay
you got rid of you said you got rid of
old Jason Garrett because Jason
Garrett was mediocre he was 8 and 8
uh Dak Prescott and Mike McCarthy in the playoffs 1 and 3 Oh, Jason Garrett, because Jason Garrett was mediocre. He was eight and eight.
Dak Prescott and Mike McCarthy in the playoffs, one and three.
Jason Garrett and Dak Prescott was one and two.
Tony Romo and Jason Garrett was one and one.
Wade Phillips and Tony Romo was one and two.
So tell me what's the difference.
What's the difference between Dak?
And all I hear is how great the talent is.
This team reminds me of those 90
Super Bowl teams. I'm as proud
of this team as I've ever
been around any Cowboys team
and I'll include those Super Bowl winning
teams of the 90. That's what Jerry said
on Thanksgiving after beating the Commanders.
Stop.
Why? Why do that?
Why? That's unnecessary.
12-5.
12-5.
12-5.
So that's 36-15.
1-3 in the postseason.
It's still a winning record, but it's not the standard.
It's not the standard that you're talking about
or trying to set.
No.
So you're basically settling for mediocrity.
I don't even know if I can say that.
Mediocrity, that's what they are.
Yeah.
Look, they have very good to great regular seasons.
Yeah.
But when it matters, okay,
now the postseason is an entirely different season
now what do we got to show for it we got one in three we got one and two with jason garrett
we got one in one with garrett and romo we got one and two with wade and romo
so you won one two three four So you're four and five, six, eight.
I think I'm trying to think.
I'm trying to understand and think when it comes to a head coach, you always want a head coach.
What you do in the regular season is awesome.
But having a head coach that can get more out of you when it really counts.
Yes.
He can pull everything there is out of you
and help players reach their full potential
where it matters most,
and that's in those moments in the postseason.
Yes.
That's the type of coaching they need.
The way they played that last game against the Cowboys,
even though the Packers got the ball first,
fine. They went down and scored.
They were supposed to come back
and answer.
The Packers set
the tone. They were supposed to come back
and answer and set the tone.
And they didn't.
And then the Packers get the ball again
and score again.
They scored six in their first seven possessions.
They scored touchdowns on six of their first seven possessions.
Oh, unheard of.
Yeah.
You're playing in, obviously, regular season.
You're scoring 30-some points a game at home.
Right.
So everybody, Cowboys fans, even me,
okay, you know what?
Dallas is probably going to win this game today
based on their record at home,
the number of points they scored at home.
All of a sudden, you get to the postseason.
What happened?
Everybody flat.
There was a disconnection.
I'm not sure what was wrong with the Wi-Fi
between DAC and CD.
I could see it from the first pass.
The first pass, something was off.
The body language is off.
No enthusiasm.
Nobody just, you could just tell.
I don't know.
But we say this,
we say this every year with the Cowboys.
Remember when they lost to the 49ers
at home, they weren't ready to play.
And remember last year, they went on the road to San Fran, they weren't ready to play. And remember last year, they went on the road to San Fran,
they weren't ready to play.
And then you get a can of whip ass opened up on you at home,
48 to 16 with under six minutes to play.
We judge players.
We say, okay, he's great in the regular season,
but what about the postseason?
Okay, same for coaches.
Okay, Mike McCarthy is a great regular season coach. But what about the postseason? Okay. Same for coaches. Okay, Mike McCarthy is a great regular season coach.
But what about the postseason?
That's where the ultimate grade or the ultimate validation
and where you ultimately judge that.
Right.
And based on that, he hadn't gotten it done,
and he hadn't come close.
He hadn't come close. He hadn't come close.
That's not fair.
Because you just said something that just hurt my feelings.
What?
We judge players based on what they do in the postseason.
Man, I ain't really get to see the postseason.
That's not fair.
Well, mainly it's quarterbacks.
Because that's the guy that really controls everything.
Right.
You know, you and I, we play dependent positions.
Right. Okay. Okay. Okay.
How about this, Ocho? This is how they do it.
If I want you to go to the Hall of Fame,
I'm going to tell you, even though you didn't play the quarterback position,
I'm going to tell you about the playoff games that you won.
I'm going to tell you about the Super Bowl that you were in and you won.
If I don't, I'm going to say, well, you didn't win.
That's the argument I use against you.
I can make an argument for or
against, according to where I
am
in your corner. If I'm with you,
hey, there wasn't nothing Ocho
can do. Ocho had a team.
The quarterbacks weren't very good, blah, blah,
blah. But if I want Ocho to get in, look at what Ocho had a team. The quarterbacks weren't very good. Blah, blah, blah.
But if I want Ocho to get in, look
at what Ocho was doing. He
went to the Pro Bowl. Wasn't
all pro. Even though he didn't have
a playoff success,
it wasn't for him. Look at
1,500, 1,600 yards.
Look at leading the league in receiving.
You see? Yeah.
I'll make the argument for you when I want you to get in?
Yeah.
I appreciate that.
I like the way you stand on 10 for your boy, man.
But see, Mike McCarthy, what argument can I use?
Everybody tells you at the beginning of the year how talented the Cowboys are.
Nobody has drafted more.
So that's even more of an indictment.
You're that talented and get whitewashed like you got done. That's even more of an indictment. You're that talented and get whitewashed like you got done.
That's even more of an indictment, Ocho.
Right.
All those Pro Bowl players, we know they got three guys.
We know they got two guys that's got the offensive line.
The left tackle and the right guard going to the hall as soon as they're done.
They got five years and they're done.
Tyra Smith.
Tyra Smith and Zach Martin.
Oh, yeah.
Zach Martin, yeah.
So you got your left tackle that's an all-pro.
You got your left guard.
He was an all-pro.
Your right guard was an all-pro.
Your quarterback was an all-pro.
CD was an all-pro.
Deron Lamb.
Deron Bland, excuse me, was an all-pro.
So you got six guys of your 22 starters that were first or second team All-Pro.
And Micah Parsons.
Micah.
I don't think Micah.
Micah was All-Pro?
Not this year.
He's been an All-Pro.
Okay.
I don't think he was this year.
Right.
So with that being said, you got six of your 22 starters, either first or second team All-Pro.
Right.
But you also,
all those guys that I named
made the Pro Bowl.
So you got seven guys
that made the Pro Bowl.
And you get some time,
you find yourself down 48-16
at home?
Who you putting that on?
I'm trying to wrap my head around that.
I really don't understand.
There was something going on internal.
There was something going on internal offensively because nothing seemed to be working.
Nothing seemed to be working at all.
I watched the game twice.
I even watched it back again a second time
and just oh every every the body language the the stuff on the sideline the the faces the facial
expressions on the sidelines sitting on the bench you know mccarthy coming over having to say
something to cd what was that maybe the first or second series of the game i some something
that's what happens when you're at home, Ocho.
See, when you're at home and things don't go your way,
you look, you kind of expect to have a little adversity on the road.
Especially come playoff time.
But when you're at home, there is no crowd noise.
You can hear everything.
So there is no reason for us to look up at the board
and we find ourselves down 20-0 before we blink an eye.
And then the next possession come out, they get a pick six and all of a sudden now the score is 27-0.
So now, yes, absolutely I'm looking around to see what's going on.
Because here's the thing.
At the end of the day, the Cowboys has consistently filled good teams.
But they're unwilling to do what's necessary to have a great team.
Team, right.
There's good and then there's great.
And you can't talk about it.
Oh, I know this.
I know that.
It doesn't matter what you say,
because at the end of the day,
you got to go out there and play and prove.
So Jerry talk about, oh, this team reminds me of those Super Bowls.
What? Because a lot of, some of the guys
have the same numbers that those guys, okay,
CD wore number 88. There's not
an 8, there's not a 22, but so
all the other numbers are occupied by
the guys that wore in the 90s.
So what's the similarities?
You can't run the ball like they could
in the 90s.
What about, what about Derrick Henry going to the Cowboys?
And having him and Paula have a combination between him and Paula like thunder and light.
I like that.
They didn't realize how much they were going to miss Zeke on short yardage and goal line.
Short yardage, yeah.
That's what they didn't realize.
And so now, because everything that went wrong last year, it was Zeke.
Because Zeke was making $15 million a year. They blamed they blamed Zeke for everything okay Zeke wasn't there so
what's your problem now why you couldn't run the ball you see Mike McCarthy told that lie
and said he wanted to get back to a more balanced offense like offense killing more had gotten away
now they they throw the ball more than they did with killing more so he lied just to get instead
of just a,
a killing,
we want to move in a different direction, but don't go tell Jerry that lie that Kellen Moore had gotten away from what
you wanted to do.
The art,
the West coast offense,
which is more balanced 50,
50,
because you throw the ball more than he ever did.
It's great.
Dirty business.
It is dirty business. So so but they got time they got time to think about
what could have been what should have been all those great stats
that second team all-point quarterback cd lamb first team all-pro wide receiver
all that for what to get handled in the first round at home. And it wasn't close.
At least, I mean, look,
there's no moral victories,
but what can the Cowboys say?
Oh, man, if we'd have got the ball one more time,
we'd have had a chance.
Man, if that guy didn't make no 60-yard field goal,
we had a chance.
What for that fluke play, we had a chance. What can the
Cowboys fans say? You were
never in the game. The game was never
close.
Zach had a, Dak had a
100, when they were down 48-16,
Dak had 193
passing yards, a touchdown
and two picks. He ended up
with over 400.
Dang.
So the 200, so the 207 yards that he got?
Yes, exactly.
Same thing
with CD.
Everybody got empty calories.
So the loss,
McCarthy calls the plays, right?
Yes! He called the plays, right? Yes!
He called the plays.
Yeah.
That's definitely on him.
That's definitely on him.
I thought we was chasing the big play.
What you mean?
What called the game?
Because you can't run the ball?
Because you haven't put an emphasis on running the ball all year?
That's what you wanted to do.
You wanted to highlight, oh, my great mind. Let me show you how I call these plays up.
And Dak had a phenomenal season.
So did CD.
But you didn't run the ball like you ran
it the previous years.
And your defense,
the defense, the only thing that was worse than
Dak was the defense. They were awful.
They were atrocious.
Yeah, it was bad.
It was bad.
It was bad. You can bad. It was bad.
You can't talk about being great.
I mean, they were great at the time when they did say that they were great.
They were playing just like that.
No, they played the Giants.
At the time, it was said.
They played the Giants.
They played the Jets.
They played the Patriots.
When we think offense, do we think anything? What comes to your mind when you think of Jets? They played the Patriots? When we think offense, do we think anything?
What comes to your mind when you think of Jets?
Are you thinking offense or you play
the Commanders? Are you thinking offense?
You play the Giants. You think of offense?
You play the Patriots. You think of offense?
No.
No.
I mean,
it's really
cliche. I would say it is the NFL.
It is the one percentage of the world playing at the highest level.
But I get what you're going because there are levels to it.
There are levels to it when it comes to team and structure
and the way it's put together.
And some teams are just...
The Cowboys can speak to that firsthand
because what happens when they play teams,
that's a step up.
If everybody
is the same, you should have been able to do to the 49ers
what you did to the Jets.
You should have been able to do to the Packers what you did
to the Commanders
or what you did to the Patriots.
I don't know, boy.
Them 49ers put together a little different, boy.
It take a different type of
The Green Bay made them look worse than the
49ers did.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, man, they put that thing on them.
You can't talk about Ocho. You got to be about it.
Josh Allen and Patrick Mahomes
last 50 games. What do you make of this,
Ocho? In the last 50 games,
Josh Allen is completing
64% of his passes.
Patrick Mahomes a tick under 67.
Josh Allen has passed for
15,045 yards.
Patrick Mahomes has passed for 15,406
yards.
Josh Allen
has 128 total
touchdowns. Patrick Mahomes
has 111. Josh
has 47 INTs.
Mahomes has 39 INTs.
Josh Allen's record
is 35-15.
Mahome boy is 36-14.
Boy, them numbers
look damn near identical,
huh? There's
only one thing really separating
them two, you know that?
A ring! A ring! A you know that yes two of them yes and
this is one of the first times obviously when i think of josh allen when i think of patrick
mahone we talk about top five top three obviously with my home being one josh is somewhere depending
on where you want to put them despite the turnovers. But with the way you just said it, hell, Mahomes turned the ball over just as
much as he is.
Yeah, 39 INTs in
the 50 game.
47.
I mean, shit. I mean, I'm not
saying they neck and neck, but it's goddamn the same
thing. I think obviously
Mahomes is held at a higher standard based on what
he's been able to accomplish in such a short amount
of time. Obviously, it's all about Super Bowls and having two already in what, a six year span?
It's only year six, ain't it?
Yep.
Year seven, six years, year six as a starter.
Yeah, man.
Listen, he has a lot of leeway.
He has a lot of leash for some of the things that he's doing because he's won it.
And obviously, the first thing we harp on, the first thing we talk about when it comes to Josh and how how do you beat the bills well josh hadda likes to give the ball up he likes to get the
ball away yep and obviously these and these are the times where if you give the ball away you're
not going to be able to come in not in the playoff you're going home yeah so will he be able to
protect the ball when they play that is going to be a great game. Ladarius Sneed,
he follows, right? He follows,
doesn't he? He does sometimes.
He does sometimes. He does.
I don't know. Do they put him on Gabe Davis?
Do they put him on Stephon Diggs? I'm not
sure.
That's going to be a very, very good game. You just have to be careful,
Ocho, because
playing 22-man with Josh Allen, he take
off the gauge, your back turn.
Yeah, everybody back turn.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But listen, how many that you can only do that?
You can only do that so many times, though.
Exactly.
And you're worried about it because you saw the Steelers.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
He was gone.
He went, he hit his head on the goalpost.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
And when I think about it, I think that's going to be a good game.
Yeah. And when I think about it, I think that's going to be a good game.
But to me, the more interesting game this weekend coming up is that Packers.
That Packers are 49. Yeah, man.
I'm trying to see what happens. The Packers are going to be in rhythm.
The Packers are going to have the confidence. They just played a game last week.
The 49ers coming off a bye. What happens if they got a stink?
Ocho, the thing is,
the Packers been in playoff mode.
They had to win the last game to even get into the playoffs.
So they've been in playoff mode
for the last two weeks.
The 49ers took off.
They've been off the last week
of the season.
They didn't play.
They were off last week.
So they're probably,
same thing with the Ravens.
There might be a little rust.
Rust, yeah.
Yeah.
But this number, when I look at the past 50 games, I mean, look,
and I think Josh Allen's fabulous.
But even with these numbers, I'm not taking Josh Allen over Patrick Mahomes.
No.
Because am I supposed to not believe what I've seen over the last three years?
Because 50 games is basically three years.
A little over three years, considering they added the 17th game down. So we're talking about a the last three years, because 50 games is basically three years, a little over three years,
considering they added the 17th game down.
So we're talking about a little over three years.
So I'm just going to disregard.
So what about the playoffs?
So let's take the last three years of playoffs.
So what am I supposed to do about that?
I think if you were to ask people,
I mean, hell, I think even if you ask
Buffalo fans
who do you take what do you think they would say
my homeboy
because here's the thing
if that's the case look at Mike McCarthy
look at Mike McCarthy's numbers
over the last three years
and then take Andy Reid's number
over the last three years
he probably neck and neck right there with it
right yeah but ain't nobody taking Andy Reid's number over the last three years. He probably neck and neck right there with it.
Right, yeah.
Yep.
But ain't nobody taking Mike McCarthy over to Andy Reid because we know where Andy Reid's body of work is
in those last three years come playoff time.
Right.
Where it counts.
Where it counts.
So, all I know is two of the last three years in this 50 game,
my homes have been the Superbowl.
That's all I know.
Two of the last three years,
right?
Two of the last three,
he's been in the Superbowl.
He's won an MVP,
a Superbowl MVP and a regular season MVP.
You know,
you know,
it was funny too.
When I think about the chiefs,
I thought they were down and out,
obviously with this receiver struggles,
obviously with the stuff with Kadarius Toney.
The stuff with Marquez. My envy, I would just say
MVS.
They've emerged.
Rashidi Rice coming out of nowhere
like this.
Coming out of nowhere like this
at the right time.
Perfect timing when things weren't going well.
And I was sitting here
lobbying for they have to trade for somebody.
They got to do something.
And, Lord, look what happened.
He just emerged as, okay, I am the guy.
And he's proven himself.
He took the game over, Ojo.
I mean, Rice basically took the game.
He took the game over Saturday.
Yeah, literally.
I mean, Trav made a few plays.
Trav was kind of struggling because he dropped.
He had a couple drops.
He dropped what, two or three, huh?
Three.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But Rice made every play, got his ankle tweaked, went to the side,
came back in there, and still made a couple big catches at the end of the day.
They moving him around, too.
They moving him around.
He doing real well.'s doing real well.
He's doing real well.
I think
I think
they need one more piece.
They need somebody else
to step up.
Yes.
One more person to step up.
I think now
when they play the Bills
I think the focal point
will be on Rice
and where he is
unless they want to continue
to give Kelsey the respect
because there is Kelsey
and his resume speaks for itself. But they one more person one more offensive uh uh I forget his last name
Justin uh he made some big plays 84 for the Chiefs remember he was at Tampa he was at Tampa a couple
years ago made plays here and there for Tom Brady but he stepped up made some big time third down
catches yeah and that's what you know what maybe he's not gonna have uh
a six catch for 85 yards but sometimes it's the third down catch it's one or two third down catches
that keep you on the feet right it keeps you on the it keeps you uh the drive going it's able to
keep my homes in a rhythm right and in theoff game, that's what it's all about,
is that keeping drives alive, staying in rhythm.
And the more, the longer, hey, seven, eight, nine, ten,
the longer plays, hey, I'm on the field.
I like my chances.
Yeah.
Got them right.
But see, that's how numbers, Justin Watson.
But see, that's how numbers. Because wasson but see that's how numbers because when
you just look at this like oh my god man josh allen has been just as good as patrick mahomes
really oh yeah really you that's what you're saying you see that's why numbers don't tell
you the entirety of the story ocho you see You see how I cook them numbers up to make them say whatever they want to say?
Mm-hmm.
And that's the thing.
I like that. Numbers don't tell the whole story.
No, don't tell it. You got to...
Context. Oh, in the last
50 regular season games,
these are the numbers.
Okay, let's do the last 10
playoff games.
Right.
What you mean? No, no, no, last 10 playoff games. Right.
What you mean?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You put a stat up there that had numbers that was favorable for your guy.
Now, I want to put numbers up there that's favorable because isn't that ultimately where the quarterback is judged?
Ultimately, it's playoff time.
Because we beat Peyton Manning up.
Peyton Manning, all they talked about,
oh, he a great regular season quarterback.
Oh, he's one and done.
They beat him up.
Same thing with Aaron Rodgers.
So for me, I get it.
It's all nice, oh, 15,000.
So Mahomes is slightly, you know, a little over 300 yards,
300 more passing yards.
But not for me.
And I think Josh Allen is fabulous.
I'm not taking Josh Allen no day over Patrick Mahomes.
He is really fabulous.
I'm not.
Check this out, Ocho.
The average ticket price for the Bucks-Lion divisional matchup is $1,186,
the highest priced divisional game ever.
How much would you pay to watch the Lions-Bucks?
Shoot, for $1,186?
I'm going to watch that bitch at home.
Oh, shoot, my bad.
I cursed again.
That's $5 in the pot. I'm going to watch it at home.. What? Oh, shoot. My bad. I cursed again. That's $5 in the pot.
I'm going to watch it at home.
I ain't paying $1,100 nothing.
I could be a diehard fan.
I can be a diehard fan.
I know it's the playoffs.
All of a sudden,
after 32 years,
we make the playoffs and now you're going to skyrocket
the tickets up
in this economy?
You're going to do that to me?
Hard-working, blue-collar fans
i mean listen oh joe is life as hard enough as it is oh joe it's not them it's the resellers
what it said the average ticket price yes the resellers have done that? Yes. Oh, okay, okay. They done bought up all the tickets.
Thank you.
Okay, okay, okay.
And you want to go,
so guess what?
You got to pay.
Oh, they mocked it up.
Yes.
Okay, the way you had,
I need a little bit more context.
You had me thinking
that the goddamn Detroit Lions
had the ticket prices starting at $11.86.
No.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
But you, they done priced me out. Okay, okay, okay. Okay. But you,
they didn't price me out.
They didn't price me out.
As much as I love the game,
as much as I love the Lions,
if I'm a Lion fan,
11, I can't do that.
Yeah.
I can't put myself in a hole.
Hey, take that label off that bottle.
Somebody tried to capitalize.
My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
I keep forgetting about that.
bad. My bad. I keep forgetting about that.
Hey, you be quick with it too. Oh, yeah.
What you got in that cup tonight?
Ain't nothing free but salvation.
And the minister's not. They're charged for that.
I ain't no
old dog.
What's the most I would pay for a sporting event i mean i don't spend big but i don't i don't went to nba finals game so i break bread see that's one thing about you that's one thing i
know about you and that's what i've come to learn when it comes to spinning but you're gonna spin
you're gonna spin that bag especially're going to spin that bag,
especially you're going to spin the bag on things you like and you want to do experiences.
That's what life is all about.
Life is,
life is about experiencing.
And what I know about you is you're going to spin for experiences and
memories.
Yep.
Not me.
I'm good.
There's certain things I ain't doing.
I spend when it comes to soccer,
a game going to Europe, listen, going to Europe, going to Paris, going to Italy. Oh, I'm good. There's certain things I ain't doing. I spend when it comes to soccer.
Exactly.
Listen, going to Europe, going to Paris, going to Italy.
Oh, I'm spending.
Listen, I'm talking about as cheap as I am.
Anything having to do with soccer, the price, there's no limit.
All that other stuff, you know.
But she can't hear me.
Like, we want to travel places you got to travel there
man google that shit look at the pictures yeah google that shit talk about you want to go to dr
you want to go all the we live in miami or you want to go you see water or you want to go to
greece but what i heard about santorini and mykonos be a monthly call i want to go to the
we live we live in miami we got well we got that same water I want to go to the Maulvi Coast. We live in Miami.
We got that same water.
You want to go to Greece, we can go to the Bahamas.
I want to shake the covers in the Maulvi Coast in Bali.
Nah.
How long the flight to Bali?
How long you think?
However long it take. That's how long we're going to shake the covers
once we get there.
I ain't doing it.
I ain't doing it. Every day.
I ain't doing it.
Listen, I did the Maldives one time.
You went to the Maldives?
Yeah, man, for her birthday.
I thought I told you the story.
No, you ain't tell me that.
Man, that shit, boy.
Remember we stayed at the underwater villa?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The underwater villa.
So how was that on show?
Tell me about it.
Because you know I might be looking to do something like that. Yeah. Now, yeah. The underwater villa. So, how was that on show? Tell everybody because you know I might be looking
to do something like that.
Yeah.
Now, you need to try that.
You need to try
the underwater villa.
It's like if you have...
What's the thing where...
Claustrophobic.
Claustrophobic.
If you're claustrophobic,
you ain't going to like it.
Yeah, I mean,
because it's nervous.
You know, you go up under there.
Obviously,
all the fish swimming around you at night,
the sharks swimming about, swimming around you.
So the fish are going to be watching.
They're going to be watching.
Shake the covers off.
The fish are going to be watching.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're going to go tell their homeboy,
hey, come here, come here, let me show y'all what he's doing.
Fish are going to be telling on me.
It was nice.
It was nice.
It's just a tad bit expensive, though.
A tad bit expensive for that underwater villa.
But it was an enjoyable trip, man.
A great experience.
The fact that it's in the middle of the ocean, in the middle of nowhere, and everything is run off.
Is it diesel fuel?
Everything is run off diesel fuel.
Something like that.
Gas, some type of gas.
How's the food?
Oh, the food was good and you know i'm not i'm not
picky but i stay within my routine and never go outside the box of what i normally eat
right obviously being over in the maldives i had to try new stuff yeah you gotta have there
fit probably a lot of fish huh yeah yeah you know yeah yeah and i enjoyed it i enjoyed i enjoyed it
a lot man that was That was a great experience.
Well, I know you like fish.
Eating off people's plates.
So, yeah, I know you like fish.
I ain't have ate off nobody's plate.
Nah, fish, you know, fish got a little smell to it. I ain't with that.
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
Oh, baby.
Ooh, baby.
Take it up. Oh, baby. Oh, baby
You got you got you got to do the test you got do the test so you ain't got to deal with that man
You got to know do the fingertips like you should do back in the day now
Play it off on show you like yeah, you got to play it off. Yeah, you fit on
Nah, not today, baby.
What you got going on down there?
You good?
Yeah, that's back in high school days.
Back in high school days.
You got to do the test.
You got to do the test. Uh-uh.
Uh-uh, man.
Oh, no, we got a stink one.
Ooh, come on, Joe.
That like that right now?
Yeah. You got to ask her. I can't do that. Come on, Joe. That like that right now? I'm just trying to tell you. Yeah.
You got to ask her.
You good?
Everything all right at home?
She about to just got through
done playing basketball.
Nah, nah.
Here, smell this.
Here.
You smell that?
You know that ain't right.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Like, have that shit together.
Yeah, that happened to me twice. I ain't going. Don't do that. Don't do that. Like, have that shit together. Yeah,
that happened to me twice,
huh?
I ain't gonna lie to you.
Yeah.
And you went in
anyway,
didn't you?
Oh,
no.
I cleared that.
I cleared that quick.
Went right back home,
played Nintendo.
That's what you gotta do.
You gotta play it off.
Oh,
man,
you know what?
I gotta go,
I gotta go pick up my ground.
Oh,
you scared.
You're right.
I'm absolutely scared. Yeah, then he, what's what? I got to go pick up my ground. Oh, you scared. You're right. I'm absolutely scared.
Yeah, and then he
what's wrong? Nah,
girl, I don't even feel comfortable doing this.
You know, we just met.
Hey, come on. We can wait.
Hit him with that. I'm shy.
Yeah. I'm shy.
I ain't really
I ain't ready yet.
You scared. You scared. You're right. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, that. I ain't really I ain't ready yet you scared
you right
yeah
you don't smell that
if I can smell it I know you can it's right there below you
that's bad
that's bad
but maybe they can't
maybe they can't
because sometimes you get desensitized sometimes if you funky but maybe they can't maybe they can't maybe they can't maybe they can't
because sometimes
you get desensitized
sometimes
if you funky
you've been funky
for so long
you can't smell
you funky
shit
somebody
if you got friends
your friends
will let you know
if your breasts stink
they'll let you know
your underarms
or if you're
a little tired
they'll let you know
somebody will let you know.
If you ain't right down there, your homegirls
I don't know, girl. Y'all be telling
your homegirl when it's, you know,
it ain't springtime fresh.
Yeah, I think that.
Because I know I quit the holiday.
Man, who that muscly over there?
My muscly.
Are your feet stinging?
Yeah, man.
In the locker room, them jokes gonna fly.
Oh, yeah.
In the locker room, them jokes is gonna fly.
But the thing is, you can't...
I mean, the locker room, you gotta take a bath.
Ain't no bird bath, you know.
Ain't nobody...
You know, them jokes gonna take a bird bath.
They go there.
Listen, I used to be quick with...
I forgot what we call it when you...
When you took a shower pill, huh huh you took a shower pill hey yeah it depends on what I had to do you know
you got some you got some waiting on you at the house shower pill and you just take care of that
when you when you get home no
what you got I don't know.
I wash.
I mean, I get to, I mean, sometimes I would get, I mean, a lot of times, occasionally I would, I would take a shower once I got to work.
I definitely took a shower before I went to practice.
I took a shower before I went to practice every day.
Right.
And then I took a shower after practice, obviously.
Yeah.
Wait, you took a shower to go out and get dirty?
Yeah.
Nah, I didn't do that.
Oh, absolutely.
I remember I used to go in.
The most I would do before practice,
I sometimes used to get in the cold tub.
Oh, I did all that too, yeah.
I had to take a shower.
Yeah, nah, I ain't doing all that.
All my team to tell you.
I was bringing
my own shower, own face cloth
way, way before. Everything.
Yeah, even before team started issuing.
I was always that guy. Had my
own stuff, you know.
Yeah.
You got OCD.
Yeah.
Every Tuesday,
if I work out, I'll clean my locker. I get You have a type of OCD. Every Tuesday, every Tuesday,
if I work out,
I'll clean my locker.
I get Lysol,
spray it down,
knock off,
get all the dust,
vacuum it out,
straighten everything up and all the labels
facing forward.
Everything hung up
nicely near my locker.
Yeah.
And then I made the guy
that was beside me.
I said,
y'all driving the property
value down.
Clean this issue up.
Clean this up.
Yeah, absolutely. You're not finna drive my property value down because you got shoes and dirt everything nah
clean this crazy yeah absolutely god i miss them days man that camaraderie the fun the jokes that's
what i mean yeah oh man that was some good days Good day. And there's nothing in life you can do to replicate
or duplicate it. No, nothing.
No. Even though I
talk the bucket, I talk the burns.
It's not the same. It's not the same
because I'm used to
having like six or seven guys around
and we just we just going
in. We just going
in on somebody. Right.
That's what you miss.
Mike Tomlin says his fire for the job has intensified and that he expects
to get a contract extension this offseason.
Tomlin also says
Kenny Pickett will be QB1
heading into the 2024 season,
but they'll bring in competition.
I just don't get what incentive.
What was so...
Why did he feel
he need to say
Kenny Pickett is the
quarterback one
heading into 2024 season?
I don't know.
I don't know why he did it.
I don't know why he did it.
I'm curious.
I would love to know
how Steeler fans feel about that.
I like Kenny Pickett.
The small sample size of what I've had to see from Kenny, I'm not sure curious i would love to know how stealer fans feel about that i like kenny pickett um the small
sample size of what i've had to see from kenny i'm not sure he's the answer he's he's he's okay
he's good but i think for that position they can do better based on what's available in free agency
yeah for me as as i'm not gonna i'm not a stealer fan obviously but just for the organization just
for the organization in itself an organization that has won many lombardi trophies if you're
serious obviously with mike tomlin getting an extension listen russell wilson is out on the
market russell wilson is out on the market or and will be available he is the one you need to go get. Yeah, I think the pairing with Russell Wilson,
with that offense, with Deontay Johnson,
Najee Harris,
I think they will be on fire.
Yeah.
Perfect.
Yeah.
Perfect.
Playoff coach, playoff quarterback.
Super Bowl coach, Super Bowl quarterback.
Man, George Pickens is going to love that, George Pickens is going to love that.
George Pickens is going to love that.
I mean, it just makes too much sense to me to pass up an opportunity like that
if you're serious about contending in AFC North.
I just don't get why here we are.
The season just ended for them last week,
and we already got to know who Q who who qb1 is heading into 2024
season i don't know why you hadn't had there's been no free agency there's been no draft there's
been no there's been no otas there's been no training camp i don't really i don't understand
why almost eight months we need to know who QB1 is for the Steelers.
Yeah, I don't think he meant it. Maybe he didn't mean it that way. Well, maybe he did because he actually
said he would quarterback number one, but then
he did say
we're bringing in competition. The competition
could be busted.
Can you ask me this though? He said
his fire for the job has
intensified.
What's different now?
Why would it be intense?
Why wasn't it always intensified?
Because we always ask players to have that same intensity,
that level of intensity, that fire, that passion.
So what's intensified?
What's different now than what it was?
Listen, I...
Man, listen, Mike Tomlin got 17 straight non-losing seasons.
So what I got to do?
I won't win.
So how many Super Bowls?
How many Super Bowls? How many Super Bowls in that?
He ain't won a playoff game since 2016.
So what is it now, Ocho?
It's 2024.
So 17, 18, 19,
20,
21,
22,
23.
So we eight years,
Mike Tomlin to have playoff win eight years.
Shoot.
That's the Steelers.
Now you do realize that's the Steelers.
That's not the Jets.
That's not some other,
that's the Steelers. Six Lombardis with the Jets. That's not some other... That's the Steelers.
Six Lombardis with the greats.
You know what the answer is?
What?
One position.
One position that needs to be filled.
What's that?
One position.
I'm telling you.
They need to go get...
That's it.
They need to go get number three.
They have good quarterbacks. I don't want get number three. They have good quarterbacks.
I don't want to say okay.
They have good quarterbacks.
But if you're trying to get back playoff contention and winning the Super Bowl, having a seventh Lombardi, you go get a quarterback that's done it before.
You go get one that season
the Steelers
are the first team in NFL history
to allow 30 points in 5 straight
playoff games
it's not the Steelers
it's not the Steelers
defense we're used to seeing
definitely that
it definitely is
the defense that TJ was out to deal with.
Well, I think the thing, Coach, the thing is,
is that they held on to Ben Roethlisberger.
Ben Roethlisberger didn't do them any favors.
You think they held on too long?
Way too long.
Way too long.
Way.
Well, if you let him go go there was still no answer though
that's the problem
that you held on to him
and you weren't trying to develop anybody
so you didn't take a quarterback
until you absolutely had to
right
okay
I see what you're saying
but you know quarterbacks don't like that
you see how Aaron Rodgers acted
when they brought Jordan Love in?
And you see the situation Green Bay's in?
That they did it?
You see how Green Bay looking?
Hey, that's lucky though.
How many times is that going to happen though?
How many times are you going to have Alex Smith
and your draft goddamn Patrick Holmes
and all of a sudden, oh shit,
now I got the next one.
But let me ask you a question.
They did it with Brent Favre.
You see? That's's right that's luck if i wait till i if i wait till i run out of food before i buy bread and milk it's too damn late don't you right you see you you're like oh man oh we low we get
low on bread okay pick up a couple of loaves of bread we almost out of milk and get some milk
or do you wait till you're completely out?
Right.
I mean, some people do wait till they're completely out.
And then when you go to make a sandwich,
or you're going to get some milk, put milk in your coffee,
or eat cereal,
you ain't got no milk and not your man.
Why didn't somebody tell me
we was almost out of milk
and we was out of bread?
Hell, you looked in the refrigerator
and saw you was almost out also.
Somebody just beat you to
drinking the last bit or making the last
sandwich.
Damn.
Because here's the thing,
Ocho. When you're building a team,
you can't worry about feelings.
You can't worry about, oh, the quarterback. I got to do
what's in the best interest. Because
a lot of times, if you
wait to the quarterback, they
did that with Dan. They did that with
Jim Kelly. They did that with
and so
when you have that big gap,
if you look at it, you did it with Terry Bradshaw.
It wasn't until you
got Ben Roethlisberger.
You had a couple of good
years with Neil O'Donnell
and Slash Cordell, but
once you got that one guy,
you weren't fluctuating
in and out.
Right.
They became
basically Super Bowl contenders
every year.
Yeah, that's tough, though.
You don't want to upset
your quarterback.
You don't want to upset
your starting veteran quarterback
at that.
Obviously, you draft,
you draft, you draft.
So when that Mo Fo Lee, what am I going to do? So let's just say for the sake of argument, upset your starting veteran quarterback at that obviously you draft you draft you draft so when
that mofo leave what am i gonna do so let's just say for the sake of argument the packers don't
upset aaron rogers and he's acting a fool now you see what he's doing he get he basically even after
they gave 50 million a year he was still giving them the butt to kids now they don't have jordan
love he's in the jets now what do i do well at least we didn't take aaron rogers off them quarterbacks don't give a damn about nobody but themselves so if i'm a general manager and
the owner i gotta thank what's in the best interest of my team my team yeah but listen
they they finding diamonds in the rough though man that that that decision the alex smith
patrick mahomes diamond in the rough. They got that... God, Lee,
what was the other example?
Jordan Love and Aaron Rodgers.
Oh, yeah, the Aaron Rodgers to Jordan Love,
man, that's that Diamond in the rough.
The chances of that happening is
so slim and seldom,
it's the luck of the draw.
It's the luck of the draw.
They might not pan out. You never know.
But
at least you got to plan.
Nobody plans to fail.
We just fail to plan.
Yeah.
So at least, look, he might not, but at least I've tried to make a situation
where I do have a quarterback in place now he might not be it
but when you wait to ben roethlisberger on his last leg and then he retired oh now go get me a
quarterback quarterback yeah that's tough and listen it's it's the way it's always been i mean
the situation where it happened is with a Rodgers. That's the only one
I can think of. I'm not sure
if they just don't want to upset their
quarterback. Well, yeah, but
the thing is, they did it with Brett Favre. They
drafted Aaron Rodgers.
Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah. They did
it with him.
I wonder how do they
know when it's time, though? How do you know when it's
time at the quarterback position?
Well, I mean, look, everybody thinks they're going to be a Tom Brady.
And even Coach Belichick made some – I mean, he drafted Jimmy Garoppolo.
He was wrong in his assessment.
The difference is between Brady and Rodgers and Favre.
Favre and Rodgers wanted to retire every year.
Brady loved everything about the game of football.
He loved the meetings.
He loved the preparation.
He loved the practices.
He loved the OTAs.
He loved everything about the game.
Rodgers and Favre didn't.
Oh, they want to retire.
Oh, you took a quarterback
oh you don't love me no more oh my good poor me poor me bro you don't think they love the game
huh you don't think they love the game the press see they run uh uhavre just wanted to show up. Once, once training camp was over, he just wanted to show up and play.
Right.
And they're like, bro, you know, and they just got tired.
At some point in time, they're going to hold you to that.
Right.
Oh, I don't know what I'm going to do.
I don't know.
This might be my last year.
I got to go to some cold, dark place.
And, you know, I got to think about what I want to do.
Teams get tired.
Teams are not,
they're going to tolerate you
until they can replace you.
Remember I told you that on show.
They will tolerate you
until they can replace you.
When they can replace Brad Favre,
what do they do?
They traded him.
Yeah.
Was it Minnesota or New York first?
They traded him to the Jets.
He ended up going to Minnesota. Yeah, okay's right they tolerate aaron rogers until what
jordan jordan loves right okay we're trading you got to go yeah and he good too boy
look like in any relationship no matter how a no matter how your situation is, right. That person will tolerate you until they can replace you man or woman.
So if you think you're going to treat somebody like, you know what, for perpetuity, you fooling
yourself.
Damn.
Hey, well, that made, that make you think right there too now
hey
that's not to say that
ego and pride
make a fool of us all
for sure
you say it like that
now that's not to say
look that's not to say somebody
won't replace you even if things
are ideal.
Because, look, hey, things happen,
but I'm just saying.
People, hey.
They lost
the last playoff games
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the Patriots. They lost
45-42 to the Jaguars. They lost 36-17 to the Patriots. They lost 45-42 to the Jaguars.
They lost 48-37 to the Browns.
They lost 42-21 to Kansas City.
They lost 31-17 to Buffalo.
I mean, they give it a big number.
They give it a big numbers.
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Usher makes a promise that it's super halftime show i'm literally speaking to every woman i'm literally speaking to every woman he said i want to make it feel like that this night will be
will specifically curated in mind in my mind to have r&B take the main stage, Usher explained. Not just R&B music,
but R&B performance, R&B
connection, R&B spirit.
It will be my homage,
he hoped,
to the Black performers that paved the way
for him, including Michael Jackson
and Prince.
Listen. What are you expecting?
I mean, you saw his
show, right?
I saw him two weeks before you went, I think.
I think it was two weeks before you went.
Yes.
Man, honestly, I love Usher.
I've seen all his... I've listened to all his music.
I'm not one that really enjoys concerts.
I didn't want to go...
This one back here. I want to go. This one back here.
I want to go to the Usher concert.
I want to go to the Usher concert.
I'm not really, eh, whatever.
I go.
Man, I had a time in my life.
I had a time in my life.
Man, the theatrics, the art, the skating, the change of clothes and the music you hadn't heard in so long.
And then all of a sudden, you know, it sounded a little different when you hear it in person, you know, with the band.
That shit was amazing.
It was amazing.
It was awesome.
So if the concert was that good or the, what do you call those?
Residency.
If the residency was that good, imagine what he's going to put together for Super Bowl.
Imagine.
I don't know if he's going to be able to do some of the stuff that he was doing, because
you know, we had the dancers.
You can't do that.
I mean, he could push the envelope a little bit.
Yeah.
He could push the envelope a little bit.
Oh, that dancer? That light-skinned with the short hair? bit. Yeah. He could push the envelope a little bit. That dancer?
That light-skinned with the short hair?
Yeah.
With the long leg?
Yeah.
She danced from Atlanta.
I don't know where she's from, but I'm just saying.
After the concert, after the residency, they had a little room where you can go meet and mingle some of the guys.
Some of the ushers and the dancers came in there.
And a lot of the celebs that were in attendance, they were in the room.
Right.
Ah, man.
That got them.
Man, usher's the real deal, boy.
Yeah.
Usher's the real deal.
One of the greats.
One of the greats of our time.
But, oh, the dancers.
When they was on skates.
When they was on skates.
Boy, I...
Man, I ain't trying to say the wrong thing right now.
It could be on the show, but...
I'm going to take my...
Yeah.
Don't wake up, Real.
I ain't gonna boy
them dancers
rough
I think they be going
I think they be getting them dances
I'm like okay
we want the finest ones
can you dance
go we can teach you how to dance
it's one thing
of being able to dance right but we talk about a residency can you dance but We can teach you how to dance. It's one thing of being able to dance, right?
But we talk about a residency.
Can you dance, but do you have stage presence?
You have to be able to draw the audience in and be captivating and keep their attention.
There's an art to that.
It's more than just dancing.
In the club, if you're a dancer, it's different.
It's more than just dancing.
Like, you know, in the club,
if you're a dancer,
it's different.
We've got eyes.
Our audience is a different ballgame.
It's just, there's an art to that.
What it drew me in.
A lot of people can't do that.
A lot of people can't do that.
Damn.
Now I'm thinking about that.
Damn, now I'm thinking about that.
That goddamn, that's your concert. Boy, that shit was nice. I don't think it was like that. It thinking about that. Now I'm thinking about that. That goddamn,
that's your concert,
boy, that shit was nice.
It was like that.
It was like that.
Like I said,
my daughter,
my daughter still talk about it.
And I saw Adele that same weekend.
Oh,
I was meaning to go see Adele, man.
Adele liked that.
You were telling me about it too.
But Adele is a storyteller.
So she's not just going to sing.
If you just expected her to sing,
that ain't what she's going to do.
Oh, wait.
She's like Bobby Womack.
She's like Bobby Womack.
She's going to tell you where she was when this song came about.
And what she was thinking when she wrote this song. Yeah.
And you can just hear the passion in which she sings the song
and like I said she is just like
so down to earth
I mean you wouldn't think somebody like her
I mean
she gonna come out there in that black mermaid dress
probably not gonna have any
shoes on
she gonna sit down on the stage
and then that British accent
man when she opened her mouth on the stage and then that Brit that British accent. Hmm.
Man, when she opened her mouth.
She got she got blow, huh?
Man, they better stop playing with Adele.
Man, I want I want to see her.
It's done, huh?
I mean, her residency.
She's still there.
I think she's still there.
First of all, I'm already expected.
If you go by one name, you got to be able to sing.
Aretha.
Whitney.
Mariah.
Yeah.
Beyonce.
Yeah.
Adele.
Yeah. There are certain people that I'm expecting.
If you go by one name, you'll be.
Right.
Stop playing now.
I got three more I would add in there i'm not sure
how the chat feels i think more so the women could could attest to this and let me know if you agree
with me when it comes to women women that have voices i'm talking about real voices that can
project and have range right i like you said mariah you said whitney whitney probably is at
the top of them all and right right there with there with her. I like range and voice.
I like Christina Aguilera as well.
Oh, she got a voice, yeah.
Christina Aguilera to be so small,
she projects like she's a bigger,
a woman of size.
Excuse me, I'm trying to make sure
I say it the right way.
Jennifer Hudson.
Yes.
Of the soulful church type.
Yeah.
I love it.
Kiki Wyatt.
Fantasia.
Boy, you knew I... What? Listen, listen fantasia fantasia bring you home now yeah fantasia bring you home i go back a little further to you
i don't know if you remember tina marie what you know about tina marie man what you know about
tina marie and rick don't you like that oh, yeah. Sade is a little bit more mellow.
She doesn't really hit octaves because her-
You know who got a voice?
Who?
In small?
Who?
Ariana Grande.
She can blow like that?
What?
See, I've never listened to her music.
Bring that little pint-sized woman.
What?
She got a set of pipes on her.
That's the one with the ponytail all the time.
Same thing.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes.
And that Tina Marie.
That's a good one.
I mean,
I don't know if we ever use what
Stephanie Mills got a set of lungs on her.
Yeah, Stephanie nice with it.
Anita Baker got a set of lungs on her. Yeah, Stephanie nice with it. Stephanie. Anita Baker got a set of lungs on her. Yeah.
But like I said, when you hear like, when you
hear Aretha, everybody know you talking about Aretha Flay.
Yeah. And the voice, their
voices, the people we name, their voice
is distinctive.
Oh, Patty.
Patty.
Patty hit that, Patty hit them
shoulders on you.
Patty don't play. Patty. You know, Patty hit that. Patty hit them shoulders on you. Hey, Patty don't play.
Patty like that.
Patty can sit there.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
But I'm anxious to see the Super Bowl performance.
I'm seeing how far, how close to the edge is he going to be able to go?
Right, right.
You don't want to piss nobody off.
No. You don't want to piss nobody off. No.
You don't want to piss nobody off
because this is a great opportunity,
you know, diversifying your portfolio,
which is already extensive as is.
Yes, yes, yes.
Nice to add to your resume.
Snoop Dogg reveals
he turned out a hundred million
OnlyFans deal.
All he had to do was pull that
thing out. I'm like, I got
a black wife. Ain't no way in the world
she gonna allow me to go out there
and pull that thing out for no amount of money.
But listen,
how much do they want to see?
How many inches do they want to see?
A hundred million?
A hundred?
Listen.
A hundred million?
Huh?
If you was married,
are you going to address that with your partner
if you was married?
That's tough, man.
I would say, baby, here's the thing.
I'm married. I would say here's $25 million.
That's a good one.
What if she say no?
And let that baby arm hit the table.
Hee hee hee hee hee.
Hee hee hee hee hee.
That's what I got for a mojo well what if she say no
what if she hit you with that
my moral compass
you know integrity and all that
you know when they hit you that integrity
50 million buy some more morals
I wouldn't do it at that point Buy some more morals.
I wouldn't do it.
At that point,
at that point,
when she says,
I was like,
hey, check this out.
I got this deal.
Let me know what you think about it.
Right.
She said, what's up, baby?
I said, the only fan said he gonna give me a hundred million.
Yeah.
I said, what's the only thing
he gonna give you a hundred million for? I gotta take the only fan said he's going to give me $100 million. Yeah. I said, what's the only fan going to give you $100 million for?
I got to take the baby arm out.
She's probably going to look at me like I'm crazy.
I think most...
I mean, when you think about it,
when you think about most women
and with understanding that the amount
of money we're talking about here but then obviously your man is out there he's exposed
that's forever when you're exposed like that that's forever that's never going anywhere
100 million forever too shit me not with the way these people spend if you ain't got no discipline
that that'll be gone.
Nah.
You blow $100 million?
Unh.
We can name so many athletes that have gone through $100 million.
Oh, yeah.
But I'm talking about me and you, though.
I ain't talking about them.
Yeah, I don't even need you.
I don't even need you.
I don't even need $100 million
because I ain't going through.
I'd never get through that.
Shit.
It's hard to get through
goddamn 5,000 in a year.
100 million?
Nigga.
Oh, man.
Damn, man.
I go again.
My bad.
God forgive me.
I don't even got pre-check.
I ain't got pre-check
because I'm not paying
no $8,500.
You know what I can do
with $8,500?
You telling me to get
pre-check
when even if you do go through the gate before telling me to get pre-checked when
even if you do go through the gate before me
because you got pre-checked, we still get on
the flight at the same time.
Yeah, I think the thing is
now that it's different, Ocho, because I got
kids. Yeah.
Right, right. I got kids.
And so
I already know how my daughters
are going to think they're're gonna feel some type of way
right right my son was like dad really i mean he'll probably be like dad really
after his son hit me he's out he's like hey he said they want to see a father son
but the girl hey my two daughters two daughters, they have what that is.
And I know my partner ain't gonna
rock with that either.
You going for it?
Nah.
Listen, but 100 million is life-changing.
This ain't no... Life-changing.
But here's the thing.
What about you let your partner
show a hoo-ha
for a hundred million
nah
I can't do it
as a matter of fact
I mean
if you have a great
understanding of who you
who you're dealing with or who you who you're
dating they wouldn't do it any they wouldn't do it anyway and i have no problem with those that
have their their sexual liberation their sexual freedom and and um want to wear whatever it is
they they they choose to do you want to be naked show you show your nipples man do whatever i
support it all right but you have great understanding if that's somebody you
deal with you know if an opportunity like this presented itself they will be willingly ready to
bear all i mean they you know some of them come out some of them naked anyway
oh sure what they be having on they damn they're naked yeah yeah you're right you're right you're
right so you think you think they only fans offer really a hundred million.
She gonna go out there and in.
Nah.
Nah, it ain't happening.
And you have to cap.
Now, you know, you don't have to ask me.
I'm just in general based on who and who she is and how she moving.
Yeah.
She got kids.
I mean, I think I think it's a lot different if the person doesn't have kids
yeah
yeah
because now
you bringing
you bringing the kids into it
mm-hmm
and then they got to deal with
the friends at school
talking and
yeah
you know how they go
but they don't
they don't play
right
once they start
and they get around
and
mm-hmm
mm-hmm yeah Mm-hmm.
Yeah. Well, I'm
still thinking about a hundred million, but that's
different too, bro.
A hundred million, hey.
That's all you think.
I mean,
hold on. You got to understand
to the average person, a million
dollars?
That's like a million, one million dollars? Just like a million,
a one million dollars.
That's a lot.
Some people don't even think,
some people don't even think it's a lot.
Some people,
people that don't even have a million dollars
don't think a million dollars is a lot
unless you have,
I don't know why they do that.
I don't know why they do that.
I don't think they understand
how much money that is.
What you have to do to attain that much money outside outside forget football forget
playing sports you know how hard it is to make a million dollars just in general yeah when you
when you talk about when you talk about like let's just say somebody makes 150 000 a year right
even even after taxes so now you got the same because you got i'm assuming
you got a mortgage you got a car payment and you got a sales so that's gonna eat until after the
taxes so it's still gonna take you a good eight eight years to get a million dollars if somebody
just offers you this here's a million dollars cash right now, boom.
And let alone not a hundred million.
I don't know, but we got to, I got to take that one to the pastor.
Got to take that one to the pastor.
The pastor, our father.
What you call in the Catholic church
when you go...
The father. Yeah. I'm going in a little church When you go Hey father
Yeah
I'm going in a little booth
You go in a little booth
And you close the door
Confessional
Yeah confessional
Yeah you got to go in a confessional
Ask father first
All you got to do is just pull it out
Damn
Hey I couldn't do it man I couldn't do it damn hey
I couldn't do it man
I couldn't do it
I wouldn't be able to live
I wouldn't be able to live
my kids
nah
I could hear my son that
come on dad
yeah you tripping
my daughters
let me get a meal
it's the daughters
that's the
that's the thing
like I said
my son
them girls
gonna feel some type of way
mm-hmm
I wouldn't
I wouldn't do it
especially in the position
I'm in now
no
exactly
if things were different
if things were different
hold up
Ocho
a million cash
who I don't know hey we gotta put that up in the poll if things were different Ocho, a million cash?
Who?
I don't know.
Hey, we got to put that up in the poll.
Put that in the poll.
A million cash?
Hell nah.
I said a hundred million.
A hundred million cash.
Cash?
So what are they saying?
What did the polls say?
Hey.
Hey, that's... 77% say they would.
They lying.
23% say no.
I think they're telling the truth.
100 million?
I'm thinking about it now too.
I had to take my glasses off.
That's how you know I'm serious.
78% said yes.
I mean, I got a decent little chunk of change.
I've been very good with my money.
I got a decent little chunk of change.
I ain't got no 100 million.
I don't know ocho i may have to put the baby arm out on the table the baby all might gotta come out on your hang a lot hey there's certain things
even if your moral compass is at its highest, you might be
staying on integrity
and all this stuff
that people preach
about living right
and doing right.
A hundred million cash.
Everything in life
comes with a price.
Everything.
And that's what I tell my pastor.
I say, you know,
I'm donating 10% to you guys.
Yeah.
That's a good one. Oh, that's not. Oh, that's what I tell my pastor. I say, you know, I'm donating 10% to you guys. Yeah. That's a good one.
Oh, that's not.
You know, I donate 10%.
Because you remember that.
What was that movie?
Which one?
Million Dollar.
Was it Million Dollar?
Somebody, Robert Redford was playing somebody.
I think Demi Moore. He played her husband a million dollars to spend the night with her oh that was um what
was the name of that movie uh indecent proposal indecent proposal yes it's a proposal yeah so
for that's for a million, right?
For potentially somebody, you know to sleep with your wife the one foot
Man, please a million
Hey, she he probably think a somebody probably taxed him for. Let me go to get this bread.
Somebody applied pressure for free.
Yeah.
That's funny.
Listen,
when you think about
that situation,
81% said yes, Ocho.
19% said no.
That's crazy, boy.
Money, money.
100 million, Ocho.
Unless you, I mean, a hundred million is changing everybody.
I don't care if you're a billionaire.
Yeah.
That's still, that's life changing money.
Yeah.
That's a huge dent.
Yes.
That's a huge dent.
And if you understand how much a million dollars is,
and then when you
think about a hundred
million.
A hundred X that.
Man.
Yes.
Man, listen.
That's different.
That's different.
The fact that I know it's different
because I'm still sitting here thinking about it what would I do
yeah what would you do
on rap
nah I ain't
I ain't even finna ask
damn 100 million
nah that ain't happening
no
oh well it was fun while it lasted
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The riblets and fries?
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I get the ribs.
I get the ribs from Applebee's.
Half a rack. Half a rack with french fries. Yeah, half a rack with french fries.
And I used to love
the virgin strawberry daiquiris.
Yeah. I get my same little
coconut ice Applebee's. Get my half a rack
french fries.
And that's it. They still have the riblets.
I don't know. How many of them still got the riblets?
I don't even know. it's funny how it's funny hearing people uh talk about when it comes to dates and and what's
appropriate and what's not appropriate and when it comes to places like applebee's and and red
lobster uh uh piccadillies i i hear women really disrespect these these these eateries that i grew
up on that i considered that i
considered fine dining before i come to understand about all that five-star stuff where you pay all
this money for a goddamn for a plate this big that's how big the plate is that that that's it
it's it's the the times that we're in right now people have forgot where we come from oh i don't
eat this oh i don't eat that.
What you mean? You from the hood.
You from Fifth Ward. What you mean
you don't eat what? Right.
Come on, man. Stop playing with me, man.
That's a pretty good deal.
Yeah, that's a very good deal.
I don't know what no Applebee's in L.A.
Y'all don't got Applebee's?
They got Applebee's in L.A.
I'm sure they do, not when does that deal start
because I'm in Cincinnati
I should try that tomorrow
I don't know where to start but I think
it's available now
I'm going to try that
I'm going to try that tomorrow
I got to go back I hadn't been
to Applebee's in probably 30 years
but it's not
I'm not too good to go.
Right. That's for
sure.
I just got a text.
What did the text
say?
Look out the window. Hold on.
Oh,
shit.
And it's dope
what happened
it's snowing
you in Cincinnati
what's what's what's
yeah but
you know I love the cold
I love the cold
I got off the plane
I was hoping when I flew in
flew in today
around five o'clock
the first thing I tweeted was
it better be cold
and I'm hoping Mother Nature
blesses me with some snow.
You can actually, Ocho,
you can purchase the Applebee's
date night pass
beginning January 22nd
at 9 a.m.
Okay, okay.
Applebee's.
Applebee's.
Look.
I'll let you boy.
We done gave you more pub
than you possibly
could have ever hoped for.
Now, y'all need to go on
and throw something this way
so we can promote this thing
like you're supposed to.
Yes, sir.
I'll let your boy, too.
So, we greatly appreciate it.
That's actually, Ochoa,
if you think about it,
for $200,
52 visits.
You can't beat that?
Hell, no.
Not with a stick.
Yeah, you can't beat that? Listen, man, I a stick. Yeah, you can't beat that?
Listen, man, I'm one that's all for deals.
I'm all for deals.
I'm all for deals.
You like
Red Lobster?
I'm allergic to shellfish.
That's right. I forgot.
I forgot.
If you're allergic to shellfish,
have you ever had them goddamn cheddar biscuits
from Red Lobster?
I have.
Oh, my God.
Listen, the cheddar biscuits from Red Lobster
and the Hawaiian rolls.
I think it's...
Yeah, I think they are Hawaiian rolls
from Piccadilly.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
I like them Hawaiian rolls, man.
Boy, I... Boy, I...
I can eat a whole thing of them things.
Man, I'll choke somebody out
behind some Hawaiian rolls.
I'm not playing.
I'm not playing.
Hawaiian rolls.
And Jay Alexander's.
Jay Alexander's out here in Cincinnati.
I've ridden corporate twice.
I've ridden corporate...
What you asking for?
The honey but croissants
that used to sell
when I was with the Bengals
during my tenure.
After every home game,
so it's 16-game season,
eight games out the year,
including lunch and dinner
during and throughout the week,
I ate at J. Alexander's
simply for the honey butter croissants.
It's been 12 years.
I've written corporate twice and they still haven't bought the honey butter croissants. It's been 12 years. I've written corporate twice
and they still haven't bought
the honey butter croissants out.
Back, back again.
They're probably going to bring them back, Ojo.
Huh?
They're probably going to bring them back.
I mean, listen.
You might be the only one requesting them.
You know what?
It's all good.
There's a place here called Cheddar's.
I don't know what Cheddar's is. I've never had Cheddar's and the people in Cincinnati continue to tweet me and send me messages on Instagram that Cheddar's has a honey butter croissants. So tomorrow I'm going to go try Cheddar's and see what it's all about. I just missed those damn croissants before my meal. Awesome appetizer.
meal awesome appetizer and i hope i hope i hope uh the people from j alexander see this so we can get the ball rolling on bringing those croissants back because i miss them please yes navy said um
did you see monday first take was the most watched day ever i did see that, Nate. Some people ask me, did I
know? And I don't.
Normally, Stephen A. a lot. Like, if we do a big
number of Stephen A. and say, big boy,
this is going to make you happy.
I know you're proud of this, but we did
this. We had this many viewers. I was like, oh, man.
That's great.
But when people
hit me up and said, man, did you see the number that you guys
did? I was like,
nah,
like man.
And so when they told me I hit Steve with a,
and he was like,
bro,
big boy,
I was just getting ready to call you.
I say,
is it true?
He said,
yeah,
we did a 1.5 million viewers on Monday
that was the average
what was the topic
oh that was
after the Cowboys lost huh
Cowboys
Cowboys
that's why they were tuned in
they were ready
they were ready for that
yep
they was ready for that
it's funny
yep
the Cowboys moved the needle
when they winning
and they moved the needle
when they losing
good bad or indifferent.
That's crazy.
How'd that work?
Huh?
Yep.
Unbelievable.
So,
yeah,
I wish we could,
I wish they could,
we could put them back in a playoff so they could lose again.
Hey,
my little brother,
my little brother just text me,
right?
Shaz,
what's up?
Where am I? Little brother watching. He said a hundred million. Hey, my little brother just texted me, right? Chaz, what's up, boy?
My little brother watching.
He said, 100 million.
I even jumped straight out the cold tub.
No embarrassment.
He said, I don't care.
Nothing about no shrinkage.
Man, he tripping, man.
Chaz, what's up, baby?
I love you, boy.
Paulo Ricardo said, keep up the great work, Uncle Nocho.
Greetings from Rio de Janeiro. Paulo, appreciate that, man. you boy paulo ricardo said keep up the great work uncle no cho greetings from rio de janeiro
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RDR Food Reviews.
What's up, Unc'n Ocho?
Question, if Houston, Texas beat Baltimore this weekend,
would that not be enough to put CJ?
I know you said MVP front runner.
RDR food, the MVP has already been voted on.
So there's nothing that anybody can do come playoff time.
There's nothing anybody can do.
The MVP, defensive player of the Year, Coach of the
Year, all the awards
have been voted on. Yes.
All the awards have been voted on.
He played,
he's had an
unbelievable season. You can
make the case, he's had the
greatest rookie season for
a quarterback. Based on
his numbers, based on what he was able to do
in the postseason thus far he's had the greatest rookie season but i don't believe what he's done
in the regular season is enough to overtake lamar lamar is going to win the award the question is
is it going to be unanimously so So hopefully I answered your question.
49 to 1.
You know, they always going to do that.
There's always one idiot.
Comedian Cody Bean.
Hey, I got a new job at the NFL Jersey warehouse,
but the scanners are messed up.
When we have to pick 480 Mahomes jerseys,
the scanner will speak pick 480. But jerseys, the scouting will speak pick
480, but when it says
Dak Prescott jersey, it always
says pick six. Y'all my favorite show.
Come on, man.
Don't talk about my quarterback like that.
They be killing Dak.
They be killing Dak.
There was
some type of...
There was a meme I saw.
It was a meme I saw that was so funny.
I think even if Dak's...
You know, even as a player...
Was it about the cologne?
You wear this cologne when you don't...
Nah, nah.
That wasn't it.
When you don't want to score?
I can't remember what it was.
But it was so funny.
I'd say if Dak saw this, I think even Dak would laugh.
And sometimes as a player, you know, when they make them funny to you,
some things be really funny though, Unc.
Yeah.
Sometimes they be funny as hell, even though they make them funny to you.
Mario Bullard said, hey, Unc, my daughter just got accepted to Savannah State. Can you give her a shout out? Kam, Bullard said, Hey, my daughter just got accepted to Savannah state.
Can you give her a shout out?
Kimora Bullard, Kimora.
Congratulations, baby.
Tigers.
I'm onto you can get anywhere from here.
Congratulations, Kimora.
Uh, congratulations to my, uh, to Mario.
I know you should be very, very proud of your daughter.
I'm proud of your daughter because she's about to become a tiger.
So congratulations, Kimora.
Tony Brown Jr. said, up in Tocho.
What's the funniest segment on TV you both have ever done? For me, when you went in on Vontae on Undisputed for retiring at halftime.
Love the show.
Man, you know what?
I don't...
Somebody tweeted me that.
I don't...
I don't...
I vaguely remember...
The man went out there.
He gave it up.
I mean, he had done gave up
probably a couple of touchdowns, Ocho.
Three, four, you know,
four, five, six catches.
Right.
And the manager's winning at halftime.
It's like, hey, I'm done.
I'm done.
I don't honestly, Ocho, I really don't know.
Because here's the thing.
People have often asked, like, when you do a segment, do you know?
No, I don't.
I don't.
Because a lot of times I didn't know where skip was gonna go right so and he had no idea where i was gonna go and so no i don't i don't know i don't know
i mean i have a general idea what i'm gonna say but sometimes you get up there and you just freestyle it. You just go,
you just go,
you just go in and, and the words come out and,
and you're never sure.
Oh,
Joe,
you really never sure because there've been times I've done segments and I
think,
Oh,
this is going to kill them and nothing.
And then there've been times that it's like it goes viral.
So you really don't know.
You just try to be as honest and as forthcoming as you possibly can.
You know, sometimes things you can be.
Some things require you to be a little bit more serious than others.
Right.
And there's some things, you know, you can be light-hearted with about but you don't know you don't know
you
i'm trying to think
how did he how did he worry how did he word that question again he said uh he's asking what's the
funnest segment you both have ever done on television for me onkins when you went in on
vante davis on undisputed for retiring at half love the show you see i i haven't been on tv
like that and when i am on tv i don't go i mean when i am on tv it's it's not about you know doing
it right yeah you're not having a segment like that i'm not having i haven't had a segment like I don't go, I mean, when I am on TV, it's not about, you know, doing it. Right.
Yeah, you're not having a segment like that.
Yeah, I haven't had a segment like that.
I see, I think the worst that might have went off when I was upset, was that last week I was upset?
Somebody lost not long ago and I was-
Nah, that was a couple of weeks ago.
You got mad at me and stopped speaking to me.
Nah, nah.
Yeah. Not to buy, it was nah. That's about it with football.
That's what I'm saying, yeah.
You know, you be getting real.
You getting your feelings about your team.
When you like somebody, and I go in
on them,
you ain't finna
talk about my boy. That ain't finna happen.
You ain't finna talk about my boy.
I don't even remember that.
Oh, yeah. I'm in the moment. Yeah, I don't even remember that. Oh, yeah.
I mean, I'm in the moment.
In the moment.
Yeah, you be spazzing.
Yeah, and then once we done,
I done forgot.
Jamal Gray,
the fade cool and all,
but you need that little boosty fade.
Man, I ain't fit to try to,
look,
I've had this,
the same haircut.
Obviously, I'm getting a haircut tomorrow.
But I've had the same part,
the same low haircut
since 1972.
I've never had any...
I've never had dreads.
I've never had a curl.
I've never had anything.
This is the only haircut that I've ever had.
That's it.
You ain't never had a bald head?
Nope.
You should try it. No no I should not try it
cut your hair off a Superbowl
and I'ma grow mine
I'ma get a fade like that
nah my hair
I got a four corner hair
my square is square
see you got a little peanut hair
you see
see I got
see you not
my head is perfect
yeah
yeah
blocks don't look good shade
yeah I got a square head nah I'm sorry Jamal My head is perfect. Yeah. Yeah. Blocks don't look good, Shade.
Yeah, I got a square head.
No.
I'm sorry, Jamal.
I can't do that.
Brandon Luna asks,
Uncle Doncho, what's up?
Much love.
What's up with you and Luenell?
Hey, come on.
Hey, listen.
Don't you mess this one up now.
Don't you mess this up.
I did.
It was brought to my attention.
Yeah.
It was brought to my attention that she... Make it happen.
Make it happen?
Make it happen.
Make it happen, Clappin.
Listen, what you said...
What'd I say?
180 what?
180 she ain't late.
180 she ain't a lady.
210 I'm all in.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, don't be scared, man. Lunella changed.
She'll change your life. You hear me?
Huh?
You know, I've been having back problems lately, Ocho.
Huh?
I've been having back problems lately.
I know. That's what she there for.
Matter of fact, you ain't got to stand up.
She married.
She been married for 30 years.
Listen, just because it's a goalie
and that doesn't mean you can't score.
No, I'm going down to there.
I'm going to try to find another end to put the puck in.
If the goalie there, I'm going to
go where they already got the goalie
out of the net.
Oh, shit.
Man, Lunell's funny, man.
We're working on it.
I'm going to have to look
and see.
Great comedian.
Obviously, we're booking up with Club Shea Shea, but it was brought to my attention what she said.
Vet Tran says, Ocho, how did you come up with your child please catchphrase?
What would up catchphrase be if he had one?
catchphrase be if he had one well my child please catchphrase was one that i used a long time ago while i was still playing that i really wanted people to to use in the corporate world when
people upset you depending on what they say to you and it gave you an outlet to say fuck you
honestly because i talk about it on Hard Knocks back in the day.
Child, please is a nice way of saying F you when someone says something you disrespect for or something that you don't like.
So it's all about the delivery and the way you say child, please.
It's the same as you saying F you in general.
So your delivery is important, especially in the corporate world.
F you in general.
So your delivery is important,
especially in the corporate world when people piss you off,
saying child, please,
and delivering it
with the right tone.
It gives you the same feeling
and they have no clue
what you're talking about.
What would yours be?
You're saying if you had one.
I don't even know.
You got to have something
that resonates with you.
That child plea.
People still using child plea
still to this day.
Just randomly.
You know, I'm a big bet.
I'll be like,
you won't bet nothing.
Because everybody always
talking about this or that.
I'm probably big. you won't bet nothing. Because everybody always talking about this or that. I'm probably big.
You won't bet nothing.
What else I got?
Don't play with me.
That's it?
You know, people like to be, yeah.
I'm really
Ocho I'm very very matter of
fact and
the one thing look the one thing
that throughout my
throughout my life with women I've
gone out on dates with women and
women have met me
the one thing they say
you very matter of fact
what that mean
I ain't all about that playing
all that kiki keying
I don't do no pillow fighting
all that other stuff I don't play them games
so I ain't no
I don't play
don't play no practical jokes
I ain't no don't play with me
god damn
you gotta loosen up a little bit man
No I ain't no loosen up
I tell you what ask my kids
My kids my daughters like uh uh
Don't do that with my daddy
They tell their friends
My daddy ain't all about no jokes
He ain't all about that kiki keying
Don't play with it
Kiki keying
That's what I told you
That was another one about all that Kiki Kian.
Yeah.
No, but that's the thing, though, Ocho.
I mean, and you're right.
A lot of people have told me, you need to loosen up.
Yeah, yeah, a little bit.
But I just want you to know I'm not to be played with.
Oh, so you're trying to set the precedent and set the tone
early for the relationship. Don't play with me.
No, don't play with me.
Well, you know, they ain't going to play with you anyway
based on the way you carry
yourself, your mannerisms, your aura,
your body language. So then you ain't got
to tell them. Nah, somebody
like, oh, you need to loosen up.
No, you're not going to loosen up nothing.
What you're going to do is find yourself a way home.
I don't be playing all the bag.
I ain't got all that.
All that.
You know what?
I obviously bull jive.
You know, I started because I'd be wanting to be on the air.
Oh, Joe.
And I'd be wanting to say bull. You know what? I said, man, go with that bull jive, man. Y'all like that bull jive. You know, I started, because I'd be wanting to be on the air, Ocho, and I'd be wanting to say,
bull, you know what?
I said, man, go on with that bull jive, man.
Y'all out there bull jiving.
But you know what I'm actually trying to say.
I'm trying to say something else.
I couldn't say that on the air.
But y'all, I'm very, Ocho, I don't play no games like that.
But you rough, man.
Boy, you rough.
I don't.
You rough.
No, y'all wanna play
oh
what about
what hey
you know what I knew
what it is Ocho
them diamonds
I got them diamonds on me
you got some
hey
FedEx me some
I just need one
no Ocho
nah nah they like they like Lay's you can't eat just one me some. I just need one. No, Ojo.
They like Lay's. You can't eat just one.
You can't eat one of them diamonds.
You can't eat one of them diamonds, Ojo. I'm telling you that.
Okay.
I just want to see how it works in the system.
I probably won't take the whole thing.
I'll just take probably half a pill.
I want all of it.
Let me ask you a question. You ever take half an aspirin?
You take the whole aspirin, right?
Because you want the full effect.
Right.
With all of that.
Yeah.
All right, I'm going to try that.
I'm going to find me a doctor
to give me that prescription.
Dr. Frank L. Beverly said,
Hey, Uncle Nocho, love the show show how do you guys feel about a direct woman
i have i have always asked my dates off the bat what are you looking for if you're only
looking for a one-night stand no need to no need to tell you my favorite color is red It's red. That's a guy or a lady?
It's a guy.
I'm thinking Frankie is a guy.
Okay.
Oh, Frankie is a girl.
Ow!
Yeah, like Frankie.
Frankie, like in the movie Set It Off.
Frankie was a girl.
Hold on, hold on. Talk about Frankie. Frankie was a girl. Hold on, hold on.
Talk about Frankie.
Frankie, hold on.
Hold on.
If you're looking for a one night stand, I mean, guys, I mean, maybe I look.
I mean, girls still doing one night stands?
Well, what you mean?
Grown folk, yeah.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Some grown folk want to get that shit out of the way.
Grown folk want to get it out of the way.
Oh, hell nah.
You can't give me no one night stand.
I don't want it.
Why?
I'm thinking,
hey, oh, hell nah.
I just said no thank you.
I will graciously decline.
Right.
So throughout the entirety of your life,
every time you...
No, no, no.
But you have to understand where we are now.
The climate is a lot different.
Oh, no.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm good.
I'm good.
Okay.
I got you.
I'm good.
I see.
I'm with you. I'm with you i'm with you so no uh i mean i mean look to
each his own i mean some guys are graciously accept the one night stand uh i mean i obviously
ocho telling me some women like a one night stand i'm i'm i'm good and listen, listen. There are women today, depending on who they are,
how they're mentally wired,
they can do a one-night stand
and you'll never hear from them again.
They will sleep with you.
I'm just saying from the stories I've heard
from friends of mine.
Man, I had so-and-so.
Boy, we went...
I took her to dinner and we went here.
I ain't heard from her in like three days.
Oh.
Shoot, well, you know what that mean.
Okay, check this out because I want to make sure I'm reading this correctly.
Hey, Uncle Nocho, love this show.
How do guys feel about a direct woman?
I have always asked my dates off the bat.
What are you looking for?
If you're you looking for?
If you're only looking for a one night stand,
it's no need for me to tell you my favorite color is red, etc.
Okay.
Yeah.
So she's asking, are you okay with a woman being very direct with you?
Yeah, direct is, I like that.
I like aggression.
Sometimes as a woman, you need to learn to be assertive sometimes.
Sometimes you have to be aggressive.
You know, skip the gray area.
Skip the boring stuff.
Take the cream filling out the donut.
Just bite the donut.
Yeah.
Yeah, all that.
I mean... Breaking, you called me on my 20s and 30s.
20s and 30s.
20s.
Early 30s.
One night stand. Tree stand. Hey, I signed you, early 30s. One night stand,
tree stand.
Hey, I signed you boy up.
Hey, kickstand.
Kickstand, exactly.
Hey, now?
Nah.
Mm-mm.
I'm going to have to know
a little bit more about you
than your damn favorite color.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to need to know parents.
You got brothers and sisters. Where you
go to school at? Work? How long you been
working? Hell no.
Nah, I just
at this juncture, Ocho, I just
can't. I can't. It ain't worth it to me.
Ariel advice.
Do you have a favorite cologne?
Ocho, you got a favorite cologne? I don't wear
cologne. I haven't worn cologne since I was in college, so I don't have a favorite cologne? Ocho, you got a favorite cologne? I don't wear cologne. I haven't worn cologne since I was in college.
So, I don't have a favorite cologne.
I'm going to tell you right now.
Let me get it.
It's right here behind.
It is right here.
My favorite.
Hey, chat. Hey, ladies valentine day is coming up
you might want to get you get you do that it's called blue talisman okay
but that thing smells so good that thing smells so good i Antavala is nice. There's another one that I like too by Louis Vuitton.
It's called Louis Vuitton Illuminis.
I think I said it right.
Louis Vuitton Illuminis.
And it's right here.
The only two things I wear right now.
Nah.
Ochoa's favorite cologne is blue.
That, whatever that was. I don had favorite cologne. It was blue. That, whatever that was.
I don't wear cologne. I have
not worn cologne since I was
probably a junior,
sophomore, junior in college.
What'd you wear? Oils?
I don't wear nothing. I just put lotion on and walk
out the house.
You got to spray something on you, man.
I don't spray nothing.
You won't find a woman that's dated me in the last 30 years that ever tell you they saw me put on cologne.
They won't even tell you they seen it in my house.
Damn.
You don't want no smell good?
No little potpourri?
You know what my favorite cologne is?
What?
Listerine.
I'm going to get them swishers in.
Wait. Wait. I'm going to get them swishers in. But you shout out.
You and that Listerine and brushing your teeth.
When I put the pearly
I put the pearly white
on it, it's over.
Okay, okay.
You're right.
Eduardo Lopez, Uncle Ocho, with a diamond
in your system,
are you treated tonight
like a 40-yard dash
or a marathon?
Shoot.
What?
Woo!
Man, I got a 40-yard dash,
you know?
40-yard dash, you know?
Three-minute intervals.
I don't know
if you've been in the track and field
and track and field, now I don't know if you
noticed, everything is a
sprint. The 10K
is a sprint. The 5K,
the 3K, the steeplechase,
everything is a sprint.
It used to be the 100 meters and the
200 meters, but the way they're running now, everything is a sprint. It used to be the 100 meters and the 200 meters, but the way they're running now
everything is a sprint.
I like that.
The diamond on us.
Woo!
Diamonds on you.
It's a different animal.
There's something about
with that diamond on me, I felt like I
had the Ravens defense behind me. You know
what I'm saying? When I was in Baltimore back in
2000, I could talk as bad as
I want to because I had backup.
When that diamond on me, if I'm talking crazy
to you, you better believe that thing in my system.
You better believe that thing in my
system. Don't play with me.
Play with me if you want to.
I'm going to try that.
I'm going to try that. I'm going to try that.
I don't know when. I don't know how.
But I'm going to try that.
I'm going to tell you about it.
I'm going to come back and tell you about it.
You're going to be talking crazy
to your girlfriend.
Do something.
It's on me.
It's in me.
You know, it ain't on me. It's in me You know, it ain't all be in me. Yeah
Yeah
What we got
As you should hire me as a mod. I'm loyal upon it's always on time
Plus I'm a drill brick and choking stick for Ocho and you.
I don't know.
I ain't in charge of the mods.
I don't even know what they is,
but Ash handled that.
So that's on you and Ash.
Mark, how often do you run into a situation
like when that guy recorded you at the airport?
Do things like that happen a lot?
It doesn't happen a lot.
I mean, here's the thing.
What makes me upset is that when people try to do it
on the sneak
I'm getting on the plane
and all of a sudden they pretend like they
and they like come on bro
really
really I was like bro for real that's what you're
gonna do right
just ask can you take a picture Realize like, bro, for real, that's what you're going to do? Right. Just ask.
Can you take a picture?
So it happens.
Sometimes you might not look welcoming, though.
Like I have, I would like to think I have a welcoming nature, even if you don't know me.
Like I just look happy all the damn time.
Yeah.
I think you look like,
okay, you see me,
you know I want to be bothered.
So it forces people
to have to take a picture from afar.
I just get on the plane.
I just sit down and I mind my business.
I don't say anything.
You know, a lot of times
the flight attendants ask,
you know, my dad or my brother,
my husband, my son.
You mind if I take a picture?
You mind if I sign an autograph?
Sure.
But for the most part, I'm sitting in my seat.
I don't care on the conversation.
That's how I am.
I just it's just like I just prefer to just like sit down, keep my mouth shut and just plain land, get up and go about my business.
Sit down, keep my mouth shut and just plain land.
Get up and go about my business.
Because I don't want people to say, well, he said this or he was like this or like that.
Most of the time, I don't say anything to nobody.
So I just go about my business.
We need to work on you being a little bit more sociable, being a little bit more of a people person, getting to know.
Listen, I have a problem.
Whoever is sitting next to me on a flight,
we are going to talk. We're going to hold a conversation. And by the time we land,
I'm going to know everything about you from the time you were born until the moment we sat next to each other on that plane. I love engaging in conversations about any and everything with
people I've never met. I mean, for the most part, I think the last time I had a conversation with somebody on a plane,
I was flying back from,
I think I was flying back
from Essence Fest.
And this young lady,
she did a song with Busta Rhymes.
I think her name is Bia.
And her and I had a conversation.
B-I-A, I think that's her name.
Don't quote me,
but I think that was her name.
And her and I was having a conversation.
You know, she was telling me about
the song she did with Busta.
And, you know,
she was talking about she was learning how to cook.
I think she wanted to learn how to cook
etouffee.
I said, good luck with that. Let me know how that turned out for you.
Yeah, you try to cook etouffee.
What's that?
It's a New Orleans dish. A New Orleans dish? Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, you try to cook etouffee. What's that? It's a New Orleans
dish. A New Orleans dish?
Okay, okay, okay.
I don't know about how that's going to turn out for you, but
okay.
Geraldine Carly says,
Shay and Chad, please give me a birthday
shout out for my 55th. Geraldine,
happy 55th birthday.
Enjoy today
if it's today and many many more
to come happy birthday Jardine
happy birthday
I would sing it but we're not allowed to sing no more
I apologize
Michael Cena said night
Ocho always enjoy
as always
Ocho is that a Nakata
Japan jersey
I guess it is he was that boy show. Is that a Nakata Japan jersey?
I guess it is.
He was that boy.
Can you retell the story from Hard Knocks with
Tony Saragusa?
Goose.
Goose locked me in that
trailer.
You know what?
Obviously,
me being a bad player,
Wade Harmon, who was our position
coach, he was like,
hey, 84,
big play, get up out of here.
Cool, boom.
I'm like, all right, deuces.
I'm ready to get up out of there.
Turn the door,
door lock. Turn the door, door lock. Turn the door,
door lock.
At that point in time,
the only thing going through my mind,
Goose,
Goose fat ass did this.
Right.
Cause ain't nobody else,
don't nobody else joke like that.
For the most part,
we left everybody,
everybody left everybody alone.
Cause they,
I mean,
we know who to bother.
Goose was the only one they really care.
He bothered,
he F with everybody.
And so once I got out of there,
I said,
I'm gonna get his fat ass back.
Cause I knew he was in meetings.
Oh yeah,
for sure.
Man.
How you going to get him back if he in meetings though?
Cause yeah,
cause he left his keys in the truck.
I drove, I drove it.
And I drove it.
And I drove it across to the parking lot.
He knew it was me, just like I knew it was him.
He came into my room.
I talk about he was sorry.
Well, I'm not sorry.
He wasn't sorry.
And I was sorry that I drove his truck to the parking lot.
But man, I missed that
dude. I got an opportunity to see him
probably a month before he passed
for the filming of the
documentary that we did on the
2000 Ravens.
The Bullies of Baltimore.
Man, he looked
great. He was goose as always
joking.
Sam,
his daughter was there.
Man, that thing broke my heart.
Because Goose and I came in. Well, Goose was a free agent,
but we were in the same year
in 1990.
I miss you, Goose.
Lady Ray asked, Shannon Nocho,
if you were to do an interview
with someone
them interviewing you
who would it be
and why
so
you could sit down
and someone would interview
Ocho
who would it be
somebody interviewing me
who would it be
Dan that's a good one.
You know what?
Don Lemon.
Okay.
I know it's a weird one. I pulled that really out of nowhere.
But I like the way Don Lemon conducts himself in a no tolerance type manner.
You know, he'll get you together when you need to.
He'll read you if you need to.
You know, he can tell.
I just like the way he conducted himself,
especially when he was on CNN.
He was on that.
Probably, yeah, probably Don.
Probably
he's not alive anymore.
Ed Bradley would be first.
60 Minutes, Ed Bradley.
Mike Wallace,
also 60 Minutes
would be second.
And because I grew up watching him, I remember when Walter Cronkite signed off the air and Dan Rather took over.
I think it was 1981. Dan Rather.
Well, hell, you mentioned somebody that passed away already.
If I could just get someone to interview me from the past, mine would be.
Why is it slipping my mind man just that fast
him and Muhammad Ali used to go at it
all the time it was just
Howard Cosell
now that's
that would be an interview
now he was dope
oh okay
Dr. Frankie L. Bellamy came back i don't do one night stands
i'm just saying i'm too grown for small talk if that's all you want is a one night stand
i'm not your lady simple i get it i'm in a place that i'm not good for no one night stand either i
just can't run the risk.
So I'm going to need to know more.
I'm going to need no more than some colors.
I'm going to need to know your,
your,
your,
your,
your tag number on your car.
How long you had it?
I love how much you pay a month.
You residents.
Yeah.
Your boss.
I'm going to be,
I'm going to know more than the way.
Nah,
hell nah. That's, your boss? I'm going to be no more than the way. Nah, hell nah.
That's where I am, Mocho.
To each his own.
Like I said, I ain't got no problem with nobody.
I don't stand in judgment of nobody.
You can have a one-night stand, a tree stand, a kickstand.
Have fifth.
I don't care.
That ain't got nothing to do with shame.
But I'm just saying where I am in my life now.
Right.
Yeah, depending on who you are. know it just is it's circumstance matters circumstance matters
matters as most people love using the word vibe that matters i just to me you i mean we all grown
yeah so that's what we got for tonight
Ocho
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where are we now Ash are we still at
843 or did we go to 844
845
it didn't change
so I guess we still at 8 43 please okay we're at 8 44 thank you thank you
oh sure i still believe we're gonna get i think we'll get to 900 today is the what 18 listen
days of 19 days 19 i'm gonna i'm gonna have i'm gonna i'm gonna tell one of the big wigs
one of the big ways that one of the big ways of
one of the people that are part
of YouTube that have a very very
large following we gonna hit that
million before Super Bowl that
would be really nice I guarantee
you I'm trying I'm trying to wait
till it till we get like you know
right before February and then
ask them for that little surge
yeah they will do it just out of love it's like I guarantee you we gonna hit it watch it's before February and then ask them for that little surge.
Yeah.
And they will do it just out of love.
It's like,
I guarantee you
we're going to hit it.
Watch.
Guarantee you.
And I'm going to drink me
some of that Cognac too now.
Yeah.
Let's see,
we got one more question.
Unc and Ocho,
ask this my third time
asking who wins.
Prime Brady,
Unc and AB or Prime Aaron, Gronk, and Ocho?
Wait, Prime Brady?
Prime Brady, Unk, and AB, or Prime Aaron?
Aaron?
You got Aaron, Gronk, and Ocho.
Oh, shoot, man.
We'll blow y'all ass out the water, man.
Man, you crazy.
You know damn well.
First of all, I got Tom Brady.
What?
I got Tom Brady.
That's all I need.
I got Tom Brady.
And you don't.
I got Aaron.
I'm open.
It don't matter.
Oh.
Oh, you already know A.B. freaking him. A'm open. It don't matter. Oh. Oh, you already know
AB freaking him. AB freaking him.
That's my
dog, but I'm...
I got Liberty City's
finest.
I mean, that's fine.
Hey, look. It's so embarrassing.
Man, I got
my tank top, man. Look at my tank top, man.
Lord, have mercy you might as well
just go ahead and throw that
take that off and throw it in the trash
that's embarrassing man
it is
but you're not embarrassed so
it don't matter
but you know I don't care
this is from
this is from Target
yeah so you know I don't care please know okay this is this this my this from target yeah you know yeah please make
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We've also pinned Che by LaPortier
at the top of the chat. Go out and
buy yourself
a bottle. It's the Super Bowl.
Valentine's Day. St. Paddy's
Day. There's a birthday.
Ladies, if you go out there and buy your man
a bottle of Che by LaPortier,
you will thank me. Trust me, you will thank me.
You will thank me.
I ain't got no shoes on.
I'm out here barefooted
because I'm in my basement.
So I didn't wear shoes down.
And my T-shirt.
Snap, crackle, pop.
What you know about Rice Krispies?
You see that, Ocho?
Look at that.
Ocho, you see that right there?
I ain't worked out like three weeks, Ocho. But we the same side. Ocho, boy, you see the Ocho look at that Ocho you see that right there I ain't worked out like three weeks Ocho
but we the same size
Ocho
boy you see the pythons
huh
you see
you see the 30 inches right there
you know what
Ocho
you see how them arms
you see how they
like right there
you know where that come from
holding up 180 to 200 pounds
like that right there
yeah
that's right there Ocho
hey guess
you know who waiting on that
Lunair waiting on that little nail
rating on that too.
Oh,
look,
Oh,
the drop down.
Yeah.
So it is a good leader.
Ocho.
I hold it right there for like,
yeah,
one 25,
the word 50,
a good 15 minutes.
Right.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what I'm talking about.
Yeah.
15. Won't even settle down. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. 15.
Won't even settle down.
Yeah.
Now, I might get, you know, I might get weakened.
You know, I might have to go down to one knee.
You know what I'm saying, Ocho?
You'll have to go to one knee.
Might have to go to one knee.
You know what I'm saying?
Legs start trembling.
Like you got that stick shift, Ocho.
You know what I'm saying?
About to have that stick shift.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, about to have that stick shift yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah
yeah yeah
yeah
but up until then
we'll see you
again tomorrow
hey
we'll see you
on Saturday
thanks for joining us
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Shannon Sharp
he's your favorite
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rock runner extraordinaire,
Bengals legend,
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