Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba Sounds Off On Shannon Sharpe - Shaq Beef

Episode Date: May 10, 2024

Bubba Dub is back reacting to all of the biggest stories in the worlds of sports and pop culture. First, Dub salutes the Dallas Mavericks and star Luka Doncic for evening the series against the Oklaho...ma City Thunder and Shai Gilgeous-Alexander after a HUGE Game 2 victory in the NBA’s Western Conference semifinals (2:00). Then, Dub sounds off on the budding beef between former Los Angeles Lakers star and TNT NBA commentator Shaquille O’Neal and NFL Hall of Fame tight end Shannon Sharpe, pleading for the two media personalities to make up and set an example for fans (8:00). Then, Dub goes OFF on the Boston Celtics after they dropped a game to the Cleveland Cavaliers and star guard Donovan Mitchell (11:30). Does this spell trouble for Jayson Tatum, Jaylen Brown and the Boston Celtics?! After, Dub debates who was a hungrier NBA player: Michael Jordan or Kobe Bryant, and debates the better NFL Wide Receiver deep threat in a battle between Randy Moss and DeSean Jackson (36:00). Finally, Trashh of the Day (39:00). (Timestamps may vary based on advertisements.)   #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The Volume. podcast or Spotify. Now, last night, NBA playoff game was nothing but fire. What you talking about, though? Talking about the Dallas Marin and the Oakland City Thunder. They was going, hey, last night. Dallas won 119-110. Luka came through with 29 points. P.J. Washington came through with 29. Kyrie,
Starting point is 00:00:40 well, yeah, you had that many points. You had some assists, but you had about four, five turnovers. That ain't going to get it. Now, if I'm an Oakland City Thunder fan, I'm discouraged. Because both of you didn't turn the ball over but ten times last night. And Kyrie didn't have a good game. Yes, I had 33. William had 20.
Starting point is 00:00:57 But Shea don't have 11. But Luka had 29. And we didn't have no more than four or six points last night. They ain't going to get it. Now, going back to Dallas, American Airlines, it's going to be rocking. Told y'all, it's one-one. I got Madden going to seven. I could be wrong, but I think Dallas is going to pull this series off in seven. I just like watching these games, man. I like seeing Luka go a shot. That's what the best players in the NBA do. They go at one another. Ain't no free shit. Ain't your damn
Starting point is 00:01:24 free. Yeah, like my baby mama, we no free shit. Ain't your damn free. Yeah, like my baby mama, we got kids, but ain't your damn free right now. That's what you do. You battle. Me against you one-on-one. Damn it, who going to come out on top? At night, local.
Starting point is 00:01:37 Even though Sha had 33, 11, 12, 10, he looked real good, but if looking good, ain't going to get the job done. Do you hear me? Looking good, ain't going to get the job done. It's 1-1 right now. They headed back to Dallas for game three. I can't wait to watch that game right now. But last night game was nothing short of spectacular. Real talk. Now, P.J. Washington, I don't know if he's going to have 29 points like that again, but they were damn so needed last
Starting point is 00:01:58 night. And he came through. That's what it take to win championship. Now, I'm not saying Dallas Maverick going to win it all, but that kind of play last night will get the job done. Every time they needed a big play, P.J. Watson went down. Kyrie breaking the defense down and dishing it out. That's what you do when your offense ain't going for you. You still find a way to impact the game. That's what star players do.
Starting point is 00:02:23 They impact the game. Ain't nobody on here who could have thought Kyrie would have had 11 assists last night. Shot one father. But how can I still contribute to the game? That's how I am. Even though I ain't with my baby mama no more, how can I still get on the good side sending $75 a week?
Starting point is 00:02:38 And I do. Tell me y'all saying $75 ain't no money. It is when you ain't got it. I'm a fisherman. That's got it. I'm a fisherman. That's my job. I'm a fisherman. I'll go out and fish every day. Crappy, crawfish, flounder.
Starting point is 00:02:52 There ain't nothing out there that gathers more flounder. Come here. Jellyfish. You can't eat jellyfish. Yeah, you can. Yeah, you can. Now, how OKC going to make adjustments, it remains to be seen how they're going to make adjustments for game three. I mean, what can you really do better? You really
Starting point is 00:03:08 didn't turn the ball over. I mean, you know, you didn't make shots, but we know it's a Sugar's league. You know, you make them or you miss them. So, me personally, I really think Dallas Mavericks is going to go back home and win the next two games in Dallas. Mark even having the ball right now. He ain't been here.
Starting point is 00:03:24 He ain't going to short tank no more. Hey, I'm just saying, Dallas, man, Derrick Nowitzki gonna be in the building. Michael Finley gonna be there. Y'all already know Jason Kidd the coach. Man, it's like a whole reunion going on in Dallas right now. Hollywood baby gonna be there. Yellow Bees gonna be in there. Trap boy Freddie gonna be
Starting point is 00:03:39 there in spirit. See, he in jail. Prison to be exact. Free the homie. But I'm just saying, though, Dallas gonna be rocking and rolling. Jerry Jones gonna be in the building. Dak Pres jail. Prison to be exact. But I'm just saying though, Dallas gonna be rocking and rolling. Jerry Jones gonna be in the building. Dak Prescott gonna be in the building. Him and his brother. Yeah, the troublemaker. Yeah, I ain't forgot about it. Shit, primetime might even be the
Starting point is 00:03:55 Ann Junior. Ann Junior. Salo. They might be in Dallas. I know Dallas ain't got no stars up there. Outside the realest prim town where you at. Might even go to Big T Plaza and get me some joints. Damn. They might be fake, but you ain't going nowhere.
Starting point is 00:04:12 Yeah, real talk. Dallas Mavericks. Then tie the series up, y'all, one-one. Now, do y'all think either Dallas or OKC can beat Denver or the Minnesota Timberwolves in the next year? What y'all think about that? Do y'all think either one of these teams right here could beat Denver or the Timberwolves? I can tell you right now, some of y'all are going to get here and say, hell no. Whoever wins out of Denver and the Timberwolves is going to win the NBA final.
Starting point is 00:04:35 That's what y'all be saying. I be reading them damn comments. I be listening to what y'all be telling me. Now, y'all got on my ass yesterday. Dude, you ain't got to tell us to like and share this. We going to do it. I ain't saying it no damn. We ought to hit 100,000 this got on my ass yesterday. Dude, you ain't got to tell us to like your shirt. We're going to do it. I ain't saying it no damn more. We ought to hit 100,000 this weekend on this one then.
Starting point is 00:04:49 Because I ain't going to say it no more this damn show. We rocking and rolling over him. A lot going on. Shaq, I'm arguing over nothing. I don't like it. I'm going to get into it. My NBA playoffs coming up. We're going to get into it.
Starting point is 00:05:02 We're going to definitely get into it today, y'all. We got a lot to talk about on this show. If you get not tuning in, I just got through talking about the Dallas Mavericks defeating the Oakland City Thunder last night. 119, 110, Luka 29, PJ Washington 29, Kyrie trashed last night. Besides
Starting point is 00:05:18 assists. I know something. Man, he wasn't trashed. He just didn't. Man, shut up. You think Kyrie want to have four points or 11 assists? Or you think Kyrie want to have four points and 11 assists? Or you think Kyrie want to have 28 points and 7 assists? Well, I know he's going to want to win more than anything, but Kyrie is a scorer. He got that Kobe mentality. Yeah, Black Mambos,
Starting point is 00:05:34 come here. Damn right, they are one of the reasons why I ain't been to Africa. Why, Black Mambos? Them damn lines, they keep saying, you need to go back to the motherland. Shit, the motherland, him? I wasn't born in Africa. I was born right here in Texas. Shit, I ain't going down there. Goddamn, my ski go down there.
Starting point is 00:05:50 Sons of New York Reds. No, sir. I'm good right here where I'm at. Stay tuned. More NBA playoff talk on the way. You watching the Bubba Dubs show? It's Friday. You getting paid today. You gonna be broke tomorrow. That's okay. Long as your ass still alive, that's all it matters. I know some of y'all gonna put the meat on the pit today and let me say y'all going out here
Starting point is 00:06:09 buying that meat y'all need to start reading them label that damn meat be spoiled y'all putting on them pigs wondering why you sick you ain't got covid that's that damn meat y'all eating stay tuned i got more on the way i'm rocking and rolling today yeah we're back i had to pay a few bills had to get on the phone with my baby mama. Let her know I ain't going to be there for Mother's Day. Like, you get my kids, mother. That's it. But moving on.
Starting point is 00:06:31 Shaq and Unni. Yup, Shaq and Unni. I hear arguing over nothing. I don't like it. Shaq, you too damn sincere to be that goddamn big, fam. We know you're the most biggest, dominant center ever. And you will. And you will, fam. You ain't got to bring up your damn accomplishment. We know you
Starting point is 00:06:47 got four rings, three with Kobe, one with Flash. Damn it, we know this. You ain't got to explain a damn thing to nobody. We know who you is, Big Diesel, Big Aristotle, G4 classification. Damn it, we know that. But we ain't going to undermine Uncle Evil.
Starting point is 00:07:04 Uncle three-time champion one of the greatest tight end they ever played this game i'm not finna sit here and let you two negro go back and forth i ain't gonna do it everybody won't expose their truth except my baby mama who's in that damn house time i look around my people going back and forth with one another we ain't gonna do that shit this year we stopping that shit right now we stopping it right now damn the truth how about don't say a damn thing i feel you go shack you have to come out defend yourself you feel like unc was attacking i get it man but to continue to go back and forth and say it's not we ain't gonna do that we bigger than that y'all both billionaire people look up to y'all y'all y'all role models and i
Starting point is 00:07:45 know we're not perfect but we ain't gonna do this uncle shack we ain't gonna do this shit right here i ain't going for it because i rock with both of you i rock with both of you y'all the reason why i'm where i'm at today y'all inspiring me not this back and forth that what kids do y'all let y'all let us do that shit Y'all supposed to be on the golf course or something down where playing golf or living it up or starting a new company together. Not this shit. We ain't going to do that at all. Y'all stay tuned, man. My NBA playoff talk on the way. I just wanted to get that off my chest for a minute. I just really wanted to get matter of fact, I got to tell y'all a story, man. Don't y'all judge me. Man, one of my
Starting point is 00:08:24 side chicks died and um i decided to go to the funeral whatnot i get to the funeral her boyfriend man trying to fight me telling her mama he don't need to be here while you're here doing all that roofing hollering they come to me telling me i got to leave hold on one goddamn minute let me pay my respect tell me i gotta go i'll go but i gotta get back to gold plate before I go. See, I come to eat. I see what you talking about. Yeah, make her rest and shit.
Starting point is 00:08:50 But let me, give me two or three gold plates. I want some baked chicken, tiger salad, pancake, light bread. Hey, I'm hungry too. I can see her. Listen to this damn pastor. Talk about how good woman she was. And I know he lying. Talking about Keisha was a good woman she was and i know he lying talking talking about keisha was a
Starting point is 00:09:07 good woman stop it for you the one y'all know i know i told him fam i ain't here for that i ain't here no but she gone i'm gonna miss that head but i'm she gone i just trying to pay my respect and give me something to eat to go that's am i'm wrong'all? Y'all let me know if I'm wrong for that, man. I had to go to my side chick friend room. I had to be there. She would die for me when I needed her. My girl was into it. She would be rubbing my back and my bad feet.
Starting point is 00:09:35 Boy, y'all see my feet, boy. I'm telling you, boy, my feet terrible. I can walk through the streets of Africa right now with no shoes. That's how bad my feet are. Them sticker bullets ain't going to hurt me. I won't even feel it. I'm telling you right now, with no shoes, that's how bad my feet is. Them sticker bullets, they ain't going to hurt me. I won't even feel it. I'm telling you right now, y'all. Am I wrong for going to my side piece friendly, y'all?
Starting point is 00:09:51 Let me know. Get in the comment section right now and say, duh, man, you ain't wrong, fam. You supposed to go pay your respect. You damn right. You damn right. More NBA playoff talk on the way, man. Cavaliers and the Seltzers coming up, man. Stay tuned.
Starting point is 00:10:06 We back with more NBA playoff talk. Cleveland Cavaliers knocked the clam child out the Boston Celtics yesterday. Do you hear me? They came to play. Donovan Mitchell came to play. Levert came to play. Now, I said Cleveland didn't have a chance. I said Donovan Mitchell had to score 50 to win.
Starting point is 00:10:24 But I lied. He got some help yesterday. God damn it. I love Donovan Mitchell had to score 50 to win. But I lied. He got some help yesterday. God damn it, I love it. I love to see a Cleveland going to be Cavalier, coming to Boston and take one. Nine is one more. Now, you can't go back home, Cleveland, and lay down. You can't tease me like that. I told that girl the other night, you can't start no fire if you can't hose me down.
Starting point is 00:10:43 That's how I'm feeling about y'all going to be Cavalier right now. You can start in a fight. Can you go home and win one? Can you go home and win two? It's the big question. Now, do I think y'all can go home and win the next two? Hell no. We talking about Boxer, Tatum,
Starting point is 00:11:00 Jalen Brown. Y'all don't have to play better than this shit. I'm expecting y'all to play a whole lot better than y'all played last night. That was ridiculous. Come on, dog, man. It's just one game. I don't give a damn what it is. You're supposed to run through and call and beat Cavalier, and you didn't. Now you're giving that team confidence again.
Starting point is 00:11:17 You're giving the team confidence, making them wake up in the morning feeling good, traveling back home. That's one thing you don't want to do. Give a team confidence. When you got a team, you play on a team like the Cavaliers, you're supposed to go ahead and run through on Boston. Now, I know they're an NBA team. There's NBA players on both teams. And all that running through stuff is out the window. Yeah, that sounds good.
Starting point is 00:11:37 But Boston supposed to be right back in the finals again this year. And I think they will make it. But y'all supposed to be running through Cleveland, man. Like, getting beat, won 18-94. That ain't going will make it. But y'all supposed to be running through Cleveland, man. Like, getting beat. Won 18-94. That ain't going to cut it. Power period rolling over in this grave right now. Power period rolling over in this damn grave last night with that loss.
Starting point is 00:11:54 Rig Allback rolling over in this grave right now. Antoine Walker rolling over right now on the dodge table right now in Chicago. That's what's going on. But let me give credit to the Cleveland Cavaliers. I'm not going to sit up here and get down bossing like that because, you know, sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. I got to give my credit to the Cleveland Cavalier last night. They came out. They came out. They took a couple blows and they kept on pushing. Yeah. Don't even mention Camille. Yeah. Pick and roll. Break it down. Get in the paint flow. Camille. Camille. Laverne off the
Starting point is 00:12:24 bench. Camille. Damn it. I get in the game. I got one job Come in. Laverne off the bench. Come in. Damn it, I get in the game. I got one job to do. And that's to get in here and God damn it, let's go. Damn it, that's what he did. Take advantage of your opportunity, players. Role players. Six men.
Starting point is 00:12:38 When you get in the game, playoff time, take advantage. That's how you get them big contracts. That's how you get the big contracts. I thought Boston going to win last night. Al Horford hit a three. Ancient Donald Sewell hit a three. I was like, shit, Boston going to win? Shit, Donovan Mitchell said no, he ain't. We ain't going to just lay down. I don't see. Braun
Starting point is 00:12:56 ain't got to be in no uniform for Cleveland to win. That's what I'd like to see. And they ain't even got Allen. Allen out. And for them to go into Boston under them kind of circumstances, under them kind of circumstances, under them kind of bright lights, come out with a 114-98 victory, I got to give them credit, y'all. I got to give them credit.
Starting point is 00:13:15 What y'all think? What y'all think about game two? How y'all feeling about this game? Were you shocked or you like, man, you knew Cleveland was going to get one or did you think Cleveland was going to get one back at home, not in Boston? I ain't going to lie. I was totally surprised by that victory last night. I thought Donald Mitchell would have to have 50-something just to get a win.
Starting point is 00:13:31 But they didn't. He got a team effort last night, man, from Levert last night off the bench. And Garland. So great game last night. Cleveland, corned beef, Cavaliers. Defeated the Boston Celtics last night by a great margin, by a great margin last night. But y'all let me know what y'all think, man.
Starting point is 00:13:53 Y'all think Boston going to go out and just win the next three games? Oh, yeah, I know some of y'all are going to get here and say, man, you tripping. You know damn well Boston's going to win the next three or it's Boston in six. I already know what you're going to do because I'll be looking in the comments? I'll be seeing what y'all be saying y'all been there talking cash money shit I know and I know y'all look at red shit to that's real That New York ration is real fam. Y'all seen six nine That's a real with diamonds on this team diamonds on this chain damn right next time. I was New York real talk
Starting point is 00:14:24 I saw a rat driving a Rolls Rolls. Yeah. And then they stand for Rolls Rolls. Stand for real rat. Come here. Real rat. Come here. Goddamn, Cleveland Cavaliers pulled it off last night. I'm super excited about that. More NBA playoff talk coming up. We got to talk about them niggas in them Timberwolves.
Starting point is 00:14:40 Niggas in the Timberwolves. We're going to talk about it. Tell y'all I wasn't going to say what I've been saying. I ain't got to say it no more. Y'all know what to do. You know what I wanna say. Y'all know what I wanna say, but I ain't gonna say it. I'm thinking it. Cause she no duh thinking it. But, yeah, I'm here in Atlanta this weekend. This one, man, I ain't in the studio. I'm in Atlanta.
Starting point is 00:14:58 Yeah. Uptown Comedy Corner. I'm here all weekend. Two shows Friday, two shows Saturday, one Sunday. Grab them tickets. I'm in these streets like a fire hydrant. Come here. More talk on the way. More NBA talk on the way. We rocking and rolling.
Starting point is 00:15:10 It's Friday. Doom, doom, doom, doom. Hey, and I'm going to party till the break of dawn. Get my groove on. I know it's Friday. Some of y'all going to go out there and get y'all some liquor. Yeah, I'm from the country, y'all, in case y'all don't know. I know what's going on Friday.
Starting point is 00:15:28 When you get paid, you're going to pay a couple of bills. You ain't going to pay all, though. If you like Bill 100, you're going to put 60. I know, because I still do it now. More NBA playoff talk on the way, man. I'm just having fun, y'all. We're grooving, man. Hey, it's Jake Halpern.
Starting point is 00:15:43 We have a new limited series of my podcast, Deep Cover, out now. All about George Santos, the Republican congressman from New York, who told a lot of stories about his life and his credentials. Many of which, turns out, were not true. It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone. He was very ambiguous and sketchy, quite honestly, about what the company did and how it made so much money overnight.
Starting point is 00:16:14 What prosecutors allege in the indictment is that most of that $12,000 goes directly to Santos' personal bank account. I would go down these rabbit holes and start thinking about, like, what is the nature of truth? What can I actually tell the reader is real about this guy's story? My phone is literally blowing up inquiries about saying, is George going to jail? What's going on? And I'm like, why are you doing this? Like, why? Like, why are you doing this?
Starting point is 00:16:44 Like, why? Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. Nick, Pacers tonight. Who you got? Who you got? Pacers down 2-0. They going back home.
Starting point is 00:17:03 They back in Indiana now. Who y'all got winning tonight? I think the Indiana Pacers finally going to get them a game tonight. They really should be up 2-0. They going back home. They back in Indiana now. Who y'all got winning tonight? I think the Indiana Pacers finally going to get them a game tonight. They really should be up 2-0. I'm just being honest. I'm just being honest. They really should be up 2-0, but they ain't. Now, one thing about it, I feel like the Indiana Pacers going to win tonight because the Rats
Starting point is 00:17:18 can't travel. Them Rats still in New York right now. They on the stoop right now. Spitting balls right now. That's what them New York Rats doing right now. They on the stoop right now. Spitting balls right now. That's what them New York Rats doing right now. They spitting balls. Got their do-rag on, Timberland boots, big bubble coats. Having a ball right now. Drinking a
Starting point is 00:17:33 40-ounce cigarette. It's going to travel. But nevertheless, the New York Knickerbockers at Indianga tonight, I feel like Indianga going to finally win a game tonight. They going to tie the series up 2-1. Who you got? And my reason why I'm thinking Indiana going to win tonight, man, they at home. They got their home crowd.
Starting point is 00:17:50 There's something about that crowd, man. It gives the team energy. Tyrese Halliburton come off a good game the other night, 34 points. I feel like he's going to follow it back up tonight. I think he'll have about 25 points tonight, about 15 assists. He's going to be rocking and rolling, coming down court, full court, making them unbelievable passes them crowd gonna get into it man you're just gonna be energized tonight
Starting point is 00:18:09 pete manning gonna be in the building tonight edgar and james gonna be there uh you know all uh marvin harris is gonna be there richard wayne gonna be there oh he's gonna be the city gonna be lit tonight it's friday night indiana downtown be lit. Hell, Mike Epps might be there tonight if he ain't got no show. Booger Sugar Mike Epps might be there tonight. Goddamn right. You know. You know. Y'all know.
Starting point is 00:18:32 Y'all know Mike love them Pacers. Yeah. Indiana 500. Where you at? Where you at? Stand up tonight, Halliburton. My house trying to go no dressing ass. Come on with it.
Starting point is 00:18:45 McDonald. I'm going to let you come on with it tonight. I think the Indiana Patriots are going to get a full team effort tonight playing the New York Knicks tonight because, damn it, they're going to need it. Jalen Bronson ain't nothing but a bigger Allen Iverson on steroids, if you ask me. He a beast. He a beast. And if Indiana ain't careful, he will come in and steal game three.
Starting point is 00:19:07 Don't think he won't. He wasn't even playing second quarter. Still had 25, 28 points. He ain't played the second quarter of that last game. What you going to do with him? I'll fool goddamn quarter. This is what I want to know. Josh Hart, we know he going to give you number heart.
Starting point is 00:19:20 Going to give you 15, 16 rebounds every night playing 45, 48 minutes a night. I ain't never seen nothing like Josh Hart. Boy, what kind of battery pack you got? Is it energized, buddy? What is it? I want to know. Is it got all-brand kind? Damn it, what is it?
Starting point is 00:19:34 Because I need it. The way your battery pack running, I need it because I'm tired of taking 100 packs. I want to know what's energizing you. You don't see players like this play offense, play defense, up and down the court, running and diving after every loose ball. That's what I'm seeing from Josh Hart, y'all. Man, you got to love players like Josh Hart, my meal, Dennis Rodman, but with a little bit of offensive game. Everybody, every team would love to have a Josh Hart on their team. Damn it, Lakers, why y'all let him go?
Starting point is 00:20:03 Yeah, I forgot we had him, had Julius Round, had Brandon Ingram, had Bad Knee, Lonzo Ball. Damn it, y'all done dropped the ball somewhere between them. Damn, that wasn't a guy in England, that wasn't a guy in England. Shut up! I'm just saying all the players that we've been
Starting point is 00:20:20 having. But all that being said, I got the Indiana 500 Pacers winning tonight's game against the New York Knickerbockers. I say the Indiana Pacers win tonight by nine points tonight. I could be wrong, and I normally am. I always say that. But I got Indiana winning by nine tonight. Now, what are some of the things that New York can do to win this game? Keep the crowd out of it. You're going to have to keep the crowd out of this game. Real talk.
Starting point is 00:20:50 You're going to have to keep the crowd out of this game. You're going to have to keep your turnovers down to a minimum. You cannot be turning the ball over. You cannot be turning the ball over against the Indiana Pacers while they're at home. They get to hit a couple threes. That crowd get to roaring. It get loud in them.
Starting point is 00:21:07 And you might hear Blue 52, home, home, home. You hear Peyton and him and Eli toasting bills together. And Archie. You know them damn man and brothers everywhere. They got their paper. Shit, Peyton ain't just in Denver. He still got a home in downtown, too. Him and Irsay.
Starting point is 00:21:23 Irsay pulling up full of pills. Legendary seed. Going to be a beautiful thing in downtown tonight. Who you got? Indiana or New York? Get in the comment section. Let me know right now who you got winning tonight's game. I got Indiana winning by nine tonight.
Starting point is 00:21:37 I got Indiana winning by nine tonight. I want y'all to get in the comment section and let me know. Fam, you was right. Call me Fam. Don't call me Dub no more. Call me Fam. Because that's what we are. Y'all supporting me. I'm supporting y'all to get in the comment section and let me know. Fam, you was right. Call me fam. Don't call me Dub no more. Call me fam. Because that's what we are. Y'all supporting me.
Starting point is 00:21:48 I'm supporting y'all. We family now. So invite me to them barbecues. Just make sure y'all meet Caesar. I'm on the way. And I don't want no damn potato salad or raisin in here either. Nope. I'm here to comment.
Starting point is 00:21:58 Dub, you tripping, man. I'm here to show my man white people can cook. I know white people can cook. Have you seen Chick-fil-A? See, have you seen Chick-fil-A? I know white people can cook i know white people can cook have you seen chick-fil-a see have you seen chick-fil-a sick i know white people can cook stay tuned mo nba play i'll talk on the way trash of the day coming up you never know who i'm gonna give it to you just might not never know but you got to watch this show giving away 300 a day to what 300 yeah right before mother's day know some of y'all going through a hard time and you might want to be able to get your girl a gift
Starting point is 00:22:24 but you ain't got no money or you might want to girl a gift, but you ain't got no money. Or you might want to get your mama a gift, and you ain't got no money. Well, you guess what? You might just be a lucky woman of $300 just by you watching this show. I'm going to get in the comments, ask y'all a question. And if I ask you a question and you get it right, you getting $300 onto your cash out. Do you hear me? Oh, NBA playoff talk coming up over here on the Bubba Dub Show on the 5M.
Starting point is 00:22:48 Let's go. Rick Ross, where you at, fam? Ricky Rose, where you at, fam? I know you're on that big nine luxurious jet. On the big white house out there. Where you at? Game calling you out, fam. Say you 12 lemon pepper wings away from having a heart attack.
Starting point is 00:23:04 I know you ain't going to let that shit side, fam. Say you 12 lemon pepper wings away from having a heart attack. I know you ain't going to let that shit side, fam. Car show coming in. It ain't where your car at. It's where your flows at. Where your flows at, Rick Ross. Don't you let game call you out like that. I like this, pal.
Starting point is 00:23:20 Some of y'all think Rick Ross can't get enough with the game. You a damn lie. Rick Ross always had flow. Always had the right flower on that chicken. That's why we didn't stop doing them damn lie. Rick Ross always had flow. I always had the right flower on that chicken. That's why we didn't stop doing them damn numbers. It's that flower Ricky Rose putting on them. That's Rick Ross we talking about. Now, Rick Ross, is you going to entertain Jossie Young Taylor?
Starting point is 00:23:41 I don't know, but I think you should. You too busy out here talking about BBL dressing? Damn it, I need you to come back with the game. I want to see you get in the booth. I know you got flow. I know you got balls. I know Ross got balls right now. But I don't know.
Starting point is 00:23:57 I feel like Ron might feel like if he go back and forth with the game, this could really turn into something else than what it really should turn into. Because I don't like that beef. I don't want to hear y'all getting out here talking about doing something to one another both for your millionaire stop it now y'all campus might get into that but he don't need to be all that we grown men without him we ain't shooting and killing one another we ain't fighting we just getting in the booth talking about one another that's it after which y'all can go but we ain't stopping to eat something because i know ross gonna be hungry after he get through rapping he gonna be sipping on that bell hour. That I love, by the way. Send your boss some bottles.
Starting point is 00:24:27 Not a game. The people saying, not what I'm saying. The people saying you ain't been relevant. They say you ain't been relevant, gang. They say you out here car chasing. I say you just out here just want to rap. You just want to battle. You just want to have some competition.
Starting point is 00:24:39 And I'm all for competition. Long as it don't spill over into other things. Because the minute you mofos get out here. Get to really doing something one another. I'm calling the police on y'all asses. Yeah, I'm going to point you out. Him, him, and him. And you right there, you come in too.
Starting point is 00:24:56 Man, been calling you out for a week straight, Rick Ross. You act like you ain't heard that shit. You heard? You can't fool me. You heard? Get your ass in the booth. Just like Kendrick and K-Guy got in the booth. You need to get in the booth too, Ross. Let's't fool me. You here. Get your ass in the booth. Just like Kendrick and K-Guy got in the booth, you need to get in the booth
Starting point is 00:25:08 too, Ross. Let's get to it. Let's get to it. Oh, y'all thought this was just going to be an NBA show because it's playoff. Hell no. I talk about football too. Now, Michael Parsons, you my homie, you running around here doing all these damn interviews, doing this and that. Dammit, y'all better win this year and you better have
Starting point is 00:25:23 23 sacks. Holding your ass to a high standard win this year, and you better have 23 sacks. Holding your ass to a high standard. I want Michael Parsons to have 23 sacks this year. I want Dak Prescott to have 45 touchdowns this year. Dammit, I've been praying and praying. Been on my knees more than a gardener praying. Do you hear me? Little real Cowboy fans standing up. Come here.
Starting point is 00:25:42 Goddammit, I know you ain't not coming. Come here. You a Cowboy fan? Come here. We ain't going for that bullshit this year. We're going to start this year out right. Now, I'm the main one. And I'm the main one of this Super Bowl talk. I admit. I say Cowboy trash
Starting point is 00:25:56 all the time. When we come out winning game one, Super Bowl. Then you know right now, Super Bowl. Y'all don't want to see Cowboy win no Super Bowl. Y'all don't want to see Cowboy win no Super Bo. Y'all don't want to see that shit. For the streets of Dallas and Arlington going to be rocking.
Starting point is 00:26:10 Going to be shag, hurt, cuss, gold teeth. Every big teeth, plaza, shirts, and joys. Every damn well. Sick of you Cowboy Hager. 49er Hager. Sick of you 49er fans. Y'all got me spitting like an African cobra in this mother. Today.
Starting point is 00:26:27 I'm upset. Dallas. Cowboy. We need to win this shit, man. What that song say? It won't be very long. Hey. It's been long enough.
Starting point is 00:26:38 What y'all think that going to do this shit, y'all? Y'all talk to me, man. Talk to me. I'm going to call one of y'all in a minute. I'm going to text one of y'all in a minute. I want y'all to tell me what them Dallas Cowboys going to do this year. My 49er fan, I want y'all to come in here and let me know what the 49ers going to do this year. And the rest of y'all, whoever y'all team, whether it's New England, Buffalo Bill, Saints, I mean the Aints,
Starting point is 00:26:57 y'all get in the comment section and let me know how y'all feel like y'all team going to do this year, man. You know how it is. Football season. We rocking. Yeah, we get the barbecue pissed out. We got the jerseys on. We inviting friends and family over. We on the football board. Man, ain't nothing like football. I love basketball, man, but it ain't nothing like football season this year, man. Did your team draft the players that you thought they should draft? Did they address the needs y'all thought they needed to address? Get in the comment section. Let me
Starting point is 00:27:22 know right now. Did your NFL team address the needs that you thought they should address this offseason let me know are some of y'all going to the training camps going out there and watching your team i'm gonna be at training camps this year i'm gonna be at the cowboy i'm gonna be at the 49ers man i'm gonna be at the texas drinker i'm gonna be there but are you gonna be there supporting your team let me know come on dude man you only can go to the cowboyboys. You're a Cowboy fan. Shit, I'm with whoever paying. I ain't loyal. I ain't loyal to this damn team.
Starting point is 00:27:50 I'm with whoever paying me. I'm on the way. And I know you heard, I'm going to be on nightcap soon. You damn right, Tony. Come here. Man, Ocho, come here. Yeah, but come here.
Starting point is 00:28:01 Bring my trash talk over there. Come here. Y'all get in the comment section. Let me know, man. How y'all feel about y'all teams, man? Can y'all wait? I know y'all been talking about, can y'all wait to see me on nightcap? Make my appearance one of these days over there. I'm talking about I'm busy.
Starting point is 00:28:14 I stay up late. Shit, come here. I'm on 100 past two. I need a good hour for that kick in. Come here. Let me work up a good workout before I go in there and put on. I'll be putting on a show for about three minutes Come here. Come here. Yeah, I know what time it is tonight
Starting point is 00:28:30 Timberwolves and the chicken nugget them for chicken nugget who you got tonight Guess what? They back in Minnesota. They up 2-0 They up 2-0 they back in Minnesota. Will Denver still won tonight? I don't know. Yolkis don't want MVP? Damn it, you better play like it tonight. Because if y'all lose tonight, Denver Chicken Nugget, it's over. Then you know that right now. Dante Culpepper rolling over in Earl Camelinks right now. Chris Carter rolling over in his grave right now.
Starting point is 00:29:01 Hey, hear me out. This a must win for Denver. I don't tell me y'all, man. Duh, man, you sure will be happy when Denver lose. You damn right. They beat the Lakers. I ain't letting it go.
Starting point is 00:29:13 But can I see Denver coming out here tonight and win? I can see it. Denver is a championship team. I talk all this shit about all I want. I know a great team
Starting point is 00:29:22 when I see one. And Denver is a great team. Nevertheless, Denver Nuggets is a great team. Have they played like the first two games? Hell no. Could they come out tonight and take care of business? Yes. Do I think so?
Starting point is 00:29:34 I don't know. I'm optimistic about this game. I really don't know. It could go both ways. But what you don't want to do is let Ant-Man come in tonight, get by two or three dunks, get that crowd into it. It's going to be hell of a fight in the night Get by two or three dunks Get that crowd into it It's gonna be hell to pay In the Target Center of the night
Starting point is 00:29:48 You gonna wanna get that crowd into it? You gonna wanna get Ant-Man on the road? You gonna wanna get Reed on the road? They deep over there They deep like my baby mama Come here, come here Nah, real full deep They can go onto their bench over there
Starting point is 00:30:02 And really get the job done Who you got tonight tonight y'all you got Denver or you got Minnesota I don't really know I really ain't got to pick tonight I just know it's going to be a great damn game and I can't wait to watch I can't wait to watch this game last night everybody been hitting me up dub who you got
Starting point is 00:30:18 man who your pride pick man give me time just in case y'all forgot this show being presented by prize picks y'all yep use my go and download it prize pick use my promo code trash with the two h's now tonight they might have ant-man going for about over 28 and a half points oh you got to do it pick more or less for real that's it win three out of five win three out of five you're gonna win something win four out of five you're gonna win more than what you won out of three and five.
Starting point is 00:30:45 Get all five right. You're going to win a big prize. Yeah. Spend $10 and win $1,000. You can spend $20 and win $2,000. For real? Absolutely. Now, let me get back to the subject at hand.
Starting point is 00:30:58 Who you got? Denver. Champions. Young Bull Nuggets. Young Bull Timberwolves. Then you know right now, if you come out on that bullshit, all that crying and shit,
Starting point is 00:31:09 like you did game two, you're going to lose. You're going to be down 3-0. You're going to be down 3-0 to this young team. And there ain't no coming back from that. Because they'll run your ass out that gym. I'm letting you know right now, you better get your shit together.
Starting point is 00:31:23 Or you'll be on vacation with my Lakers As y'all say You'll be on vacation with them You'll be right there in Denver skiing with Coach Prime And Shadar And Shiloh And Junior And the Dawg
Starting point is 00:31:35 That's where you gonna be That's where you can very well be In the next couple of days on vacation Yogic Mr. Ryan lose a night You won't be All the yoga gonna be up out your ass. Real talk.
Starting point is 00:31:46 No, no, I don't have nothing against them with nuggies at all. It's basketball at the end of the day. I'm a fan of basketball. What I would like for my Lakers to win
Starting point is 00:31:54 against the Nuggets, absolutely I would love that shit. But they didn't. The better team won. I agree. I agree the better team won. But damn it,
Starting point is 00:32:02 the Lakers ain't hurt. Y'all are. When you're down 2-0, you're back against the goddamn wall. What you gonna do? Y'all gonna start back drinking cool as light or what? Because them damn Rocky Mountains, they melted. Them first two damn games. Will they be ice cold again?
Starting point is 00:32:16 Will they mountain be blue again? It's the question. Huh? It's the question. We all want to know. KCP diaper wearing that? What, yeah? Michael Gamblin Porter, how you talk to your brother?
Starting point is 00:32:27 I can bet, bro. Hey, man. It's going to be a great game tonight. I can't wait to watch. I can't wait to watch. I know y'all going to be in the comment section talking shit at Denver win. Denver lose. I know y'all Nuggets fans ain't going to be here.
Starting point is 00:32:39 I'm going to be running and hiding. Y'all going to be running and hiding. Stay tuned, man. Trash of the day coming up. I know y'all wondering who i'm gonna give it to could it be shag could it be it could be neither it could be somebody else i could be giving this shit to drake and kendry y'all ain't responding no more what's going on what the hell y'all waiting on i thought we had a rap battle here what y'all waiting on taking breaks this ain't no damn break i need y'all to keep coming on with it. I need y'all to keep coming on with it. Stop bullshitting.
Starting point is 00:33:08 Get back in the booth and make this shit exciting again. We'll be right back. I got to pay some more damn bills. We always get on these debates. Always talking about LeBron and Jordan. We ain't doing that shit today. Who you got in they prime? Who you got in they
Starting point is 00:33:23 prime? Kobe Bryant. Kobe Bryant and Michael Jordan. They both the same day who you got in a prime who you got in a prime kobe bryant kobe bryant and michael jordan they both the same player with me i just want i'm not gonna even come i just want to see what y'all gonna get in the comment section say today who you could we never really talk about it who had the most skills who was more hungry how about that who who are more clutch? Michael Jordan or Kobe Bean Bryant? Damn, who's the better player? Both of them great. RIP to Kobe. Black ass Michael Jordan been winning on the court and off the court. I call him Black Trophy. Y'all call him Black Jesus. I ain't got but one Jesus. Who are the most clutchest?
Starting point is 00:34:02 Kobe Bryant Or Michael Jeffrey Get in the comment section Let me know right now I want to see this damn debate Who are the most clutches? That's what we got to start doing Who is the most clutches? Kobe or MJ?
Starting point is 00:34:19 And who is the best deep threat? Randy Moss or Deshaun Jackson? Get in the comment section and let me know right now. If you love today's show like I love it, I ain't gonna even say what to do because I told me I don't want to hear it. I ain't gonna even say it. If you love today's show, then you know what to do. But I'm going to say this.
Starting point is 00:34:36 Let's make this show number one. That's all I'm going to say. Let's make this podcast number one. The Bubba Dub show over here on the volume. We rocking and rolling five days a week. Once again, if you can't watch me and you ain't working, you go smoke and listen. Go to Apple Podcasts. Type in the Bubba Dub Show.
Starting point is 00:34:53 Go to Spotify. Type in the Bubba Dub Show. But before I go, before I go, I'm going to call or text one of y'all. And you can come on here and trash whoever you want to trash or tell me something that I don't know. Giving everybody an opportunity to come on my show, man. It it's love over him it's love it go both ways stay tuned man for a call to text one of y'all y'all hold on we back on the bubble dub show and we calling somebody right quick hey this bubble dub man you're on the bubble dub show what's happening what's up hey man uh no let me know what's going on, man. I'm calling you back. Let me know. Talk to me.
Starting point is 00:35:25 What you doing, dog, man? Just chilling, man. Chilling, you know what I'm saying? See what you got going on, man. Man, I'm on my show right now, man. I'm calling you. Talk to me. Let me know something.
Starting point is 00:35:32 Man, that's what you want to know. But I know who's really at your door. What you mean you know who at my door, man? Who is it? Who is it? DJ Phil, fam. You seen it? I can't tell who was on there, though.
Starting point is 00:35:41 But you know, you... Man, I'm on podcast right now, fam. I mean, what you mean, man? Who is it? You know, I was on time. You let me see me on the chain. What if I had to chain? Man, how you going to have me call you?
Starting point is 00:35:51 You want to be on my show and you want to charge me? Come on, dawg. Who was it, man? I'm trying to help you. You don't want to talk about me seeing the video. I'm trying to help you. I mean, what we talking about, though? Like, how much...
Starting point is 00:36:00 I'm going to take it back. Man, I already looked at it a hundred times, man. I'm going to get it real slow. Run that slow motion back. Bro. Run that slow motion back, man. Man, don't play with me, daw looked at it a hundred times, man. I can't. I'm going to get real slow. Run that slow motion back. Bro. Run that slow motion back, man. Man, don't play with me, dog. This is my family, man.
Starting point is 00:36:09 Don't do. The bro don't. Hey, man. All I want is. What you want, man? What you going to want, man? I need a cool down. Bro, I ain't got no million dollars, man.
Starting point is 00:36:19 You crazy? I'm just not starting to get money. Man, what the hell you talking about? I ain't got no million dollars yet, fam. You should have thought about that. You should have thought about that. Man, I'm going to hit you when money Remember the hell you were talking about I ain't got no million dollars yet fam You should have thought about that You should have thought about that Man I'm gonna hit you When I get off the show man Appreciate you calling in man
Starting point is 00:36:30 Alright bro Yeah man Y'all see that man I ain't calling nobody else man Y'all trying to bribe me man I ain't calling Man say he really know Who was on my tape
Starting point is 00:36:40 That's crazy man Man we be back man We be back man We be back man Trash of the day Going to my pastor My pastor done Don't paint his fingernails Y'all
Starting point is 00:36:52 Do you hear me My pastor done Paint his fingernails Purple Tell my father Me I ain't against nobody And what they do
Starting point is 00:37:01 But I ain't never seen a pastor A man of God Paint his fingernails I ain't never seen Nothing like, a man of God, paint his fingernail. I ain't never seen nothing like today in my life. Man, I'm finding me a new church. I'm going to start back going to church in my living room again. The trash of the day going to my pastor. Man, y'all let me know how y'all feel about if your pastor would paint his fingernail.
Starting point is 00:37:18 Let me know how y'all feel, y'all. I can't believe this, man. And you love today's show, man. Y'all know what to do, man. I really don't want to say it because y'all told me to stop saying it. But I'm going to say it because I'm going to get up out of here. Get in the comments section. Let me know how y'all think about this show.
Starting point is 00:37:33 Things we can improve on. If you want to come on this show, let me know. I will make it happen. It's Friday. Once again, I'm in ATL. I'm here. Atlanta Comedy Corner. Up to, I'm here all weekend.
Starting point is 00:37:45 Y'all come see me. I'll see y'all Monday. Peace.

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