Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba’s INSTANT REACTION to the Dallas Cowboys DOMINATING the Cleveland Browns, Week 1 Recap

Episode Date: September 9, 2024

Bubba Dub reacts to Dak Prescott, CeeDee Lamb, and the Dallas Cowboys dominating victory over  the Cleveland Browns. Dak played like he deserved the money!! The Cleveland Doo Doo Browns are TRASHH!!A...fter, Dub goes around the NFL to recap the first Sunday of the NFL season. Who impressed Bubba the most this week? Saints Nation where you at!?Then Bubba recaps Nebraska's beatdown of Coach Prime and Colorado. Dub was at the game but couldn't help the young fellas from getting blown out. TRASHH!!Finally, Bubba ends the show with a hilarious Hell Nahh Segment, and gives Notre Dame Football Trashh of the Day!!#volume #clubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:57 Brought to you by the USDA Forest Service, your state forester, and the Ad Council. Hey, it's Jay Calpern. We have a new limited series of my podcast, Deep Cover, out now, all about George Santos. and the Ad Council. someone else and how deep do his lies go? Listen to deep cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. What's up everybody welcome to the bubble dub show. How everybody doing today on this Sunday? Hopefully everybody doing great. Welcome back. NFL where you been?
Starting point is 00:01:54 Welcome back. Hit the like button right quick. Yeah go ahead and hit the like button. Go ahead and hit the subscribe button right now. Go ahead and hit it. Cause you know I'm going to take it though. Yeah the Cowboy just beat the D'Uru Browns 33 or 17 I need y'all to come here right now
Starting point is 00:02:13 I need y'all to come here right now y'all told me Cleveland was gonna beat the Cowboys that's what y'all told me told me we didn't have a quarterback. Don't seem that way to me. Don't seem that way to me. Yeah, we're going to talk about it today. But right now, let's talk about this game. What do you even close? What do you even close? 33 to 17.
Starting point is 00:02:42 Hey, Prescott, the man of the hour, the man going to hour, the man going to hour get signed in four year, $240 million contract, highest paid NFL player in history, on the road in Cleveland. Big game if you ask me. I know it's regular season, but if you're going to win in the regular season, how can you get to the postseason?
Starting point is 00:03:05 I need somebody to say amen today. Can I get an amen today on that? 19 for 32, didn't really throw the ball that well, didn't really have to, but was dominant, but was dominant from start to the end. Off this line, right after, we got some problems. I know it Miles Garry. I know Miles Garry the best defensive player in the world. I know that.
Starting point is 00:03:33 But you been had an off season to train for him. You been knowing Cleveland was on the roster. You been knowing Miles Garry was over there. That didn't have that much time in the pocket. That didn't have that much time in the pocket. That didn't have that much time in the pocket. But to my Cowboy fans that tuning in right now, we warned everybody. We didn't really make no move.
Starting point is 00:03:54 Jerry didn't really make no move. I was upset. Y'all was upset. We was upset. Together, ooh we. When you cry, I cry, we cry together. We ain't crying right now. We feeling good.
Starting point is 00:04:12 I know it's one game, but damn it, something is different this year. Baby called Jared breaking bread. I thought he was at church the way he breaking communion these days. I don't know, what kind of Sunday is this? First we paid lamb Now we gonna win it took her to cold come here
Starting point is 00:04:33 Jared breaking bread didn't go I make a splash. Well, we got players one thing they did We're broke back defensive coordinator Mike's in defensive coordinator Mike Zimmer. Brought him back. You see the way the defense was swimming like bees the day after. Oh it's Cleveland. I don't give a damn who it was. Because what I seen some players out there with some confidence. The rookie cornerback number 21. Confidence. Going against them. Elite receive going against Mari Cooper. Top 10 in the league if you ask me. I mean, literacy going against the Mario Cooper. Cop taking the league, if you ask me. No, he ain't. You see who throwing him the ball?
Starting point is 00:05:09 That ain't massage parlor Watson. That's Morgan Freeman throwing him the ball over there in Cleveland right now. That's the son of a, you see the way the cap was on that boy? That threw the cap on him, but he was sweating like Morgan Freeman leaning on me. That ain't, that ain't Masai Paul or Watson. Now if I'm just showing him, I'm just me personally,
Starting point is 00:05:28 I'm gonna start complaining, saying my back hurting again. I got, I got to get worked on. Cause he trying to be a good man, trying to be a, you know, trying to, you know, trying to hide it. That, you know, he don't still have them tendencies. Yeah, you do. That's what people know you need a masseuse. Go and tell them.
Starting point is 00:05:44 Your body, I know your body hurting right now, fam. You can stop lying about the injury time to suck it up. Nah, you back in the league now. They can pay you. Go back to the massage parlor. Why? Because I don't know what that kind of shit was displayed today. I don't know what that was. Being a test of burden, rolling over in this damn grave right now.
Starting point is 00:06:05 Now let's talk about that. He ain't won no playoff game and they paid him up, Whitney. Who else out there right now besides the top five or six quarterback in the league better than that? I remember some of y'all were telling me that Kirk Frosens was better than that. Do you still think that? Because I think Atlanta having second thoughts about giving him that damn money. And we'll get to the slavkins in a minute.
Starting point is 00:06:32 They ain't the slavkins, they the slavkins. My boy. Lookin' asses, where you at? Now you cleanin' the fan in the land, dog pound full of dog shiggas, what's your ears? Not the city, just talking about the team. Love the people in Cleveland, thugs and whores, love for my own. I'm telling you, Masai's Pala Wassa, that's not you.
Starting point is 00:07:00 That's the son of Wassa. Y'all need Masai's Pala Wassa. Y'all don massage parlor. Why? Y'all don't deserve it. Back enough LeBron came and left came back enough. You know what I'm saying? That happened. Got miles Garrett got coop over there. Got some niall young piece of you got some now only way I
Starting point is 00:07:18 can see Cleveland getting back on track and letting that boy get them get on, get the massages again. Otherwise you're going to keep fucking losing. Yeah, come on, wait on your. Yeah, come on. Yeah, come talk to me. I need you to come talk to me today. Let me know what's going on.
Starting point is 00:07:35 Let me know what's going on. What you see that I didn't see with the cowboy. Come on, come talk to me. Come on. Come on. I don't know why you are you going to your ass to your PT to watch them clean the brown We're having Cleveland Browns ever won anything And I hate to go this hard on on the brown, you know power but I hate but I have to do this Because it's been so much talk about my cat boy.
Starting point is 00:08:06 They ain't this and they ain't that. Sometimes having less is more. I can say the word this evening y'all having less is more. Like me. I ain't got no meat. I got less meat. But taking no blue shoes. I'm giving them them more you understand what I'm saying to you don't blue shoes I'm taking them like they're skeletons I'm letting you know right now if you having a problem getting that thing go get you a blue shoe I'm trying to tell you right now. No blue shoes is it.
Starting point is 00:08:45 I ain't bullshitting you. No blue shoes is it for me. Okay, what am I, come on, matter of fact. Where those Chicago Burrow fans at? Y'all been talking shit all summer. Kayla Williams dog, USC. Kayla Williams dog. Come here.
Starting point is 00:09:01 Come here. Kayla Williams dog. Come here. Caleb William, trash. That's what he is. Look like y'all got a lemon. I know y'all want it, but it wasn't because of him. I bought a light radio back there for them umbers. Him? Y'all gave up everything.
Starting point is 00:09:24 Y'all gave up everything. All y'all gave up King, all of them, Dwayne Wade and his son. For Kayla Williams, never. I'm saying never. Kayla Williams, I want to hear this excuse for Kayla. We can come out. I'm DJing all over. Come here.
Starting point is 00:09:50 Come here. 14 for 29, 93 motherfucking. That's running backyards. Do you hear me? A quarterback got motherfucking running backyard and they passing yard. Y'all not watching. You're not watching. You're not watching.
Starting point is 00:09:58 You're not watching. You're not watching. You're not watching. You're not watching. You're not watching. You're not watching. You're not watching. You're not watching. You're not watching. You're not watching. You're not watching. Do you hear me? A quarterback got motherfuckers running back yard and they passing yard.
Starting point is 00:10:09 Y'all not winning shit in Chicago. Y'all go look at Taylor Williams, the pang in that nails on. Your death ain't going nowhere. Boy, I tell you, Louis Farrakhan, who Elijah Muhammad, my mom, who Matt, who Malcolm Martin Luther King rolling over in the grave right now with his mistress. Disappointed in Chicago, where my same fans at? Y'all ran through Carolina. They ain't the Panthers no more.
Starting point is 00:10:39 They the damn grasshoppers. Follow that 17. Do you hear me? Derek Call looking like your one town. Avon Kamara running that motherfucker like Deuce McAlister used to run it. Fuck them Saints. Who that? Who that Ignatian where you at? Who that Ignatian where you at? If you tuning in now, now you sitting and hit the live button by now like button by now I need my saint fan to come here because I need to apologize to y'all. You know, I'm I'm big that i'm big deal over him We got y'all next
Starting point is 00:11:24 The life we got those saints next You know, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm me on. Bryce Young ain't it. Man, Bryce Young can't throw that motherfucking ball seven yards. I watched him and I seen enough. Want to give him the bigger figure of the doc cause he black, but I can't do it. Get his ass out of here. Well, you can play on special team. Quarterback, quarterback ain't it for Bryce Young. I put his ass on special team like uh like uh Big Billy uh uh no dressing
Starting point is 00:12:06 ass uh uh Bill Billichek used to do his uh players. Make him play both ways. That's that's how I do Bryce Young. Quarterback ain't his for him. I would say brain back Cam New but shit. Cam done got fat. Shit. Camden ain't no he Cam no damn mo. Y'all see the way that boy dress? Dress like Abraham Lincoln, never. Yeah, there's problems in Carolina. Carolina grasshoppers, I don't know what to tell y'all, man. Y'all need to let J. Cole and DaBaby run the team,
Starting point is 00:12:39 if you ask me. Because this is shit show up there in Carolina. And Carolina don't deserve it. There's some great people in North Carolina. Love my people in North Carolina. I'll be up there in the 22nd and Riley. Yeah, go on and grab a ticket right now. Yeah, I'll be in Riley too.
Starting point is 00:12:54 You know my big Cowboy fans up there too. Y'all ain't, Carolina fans don't even be rooting for Pountas no more. They so embarrassed, they be rooting for the Cowboy. Come on. We got plenty of room for you. We got plenty of room for you. We got plenty of room for you over him. But the saints, like I say, Derrick Hall, Kamara,
Starting point is 00:13:12 Dengis Allen, y'all head coach, y'all got a coach. Y'all got a legal. Y'all got somebody that firmly believe in his system. See, very seldom do you see a head coach really just believe in their system. Like you could tell tell like fourth and five He don't give up keep going forward I know what y'all doing down there new orlean y'all gonna put that good voodoo on him
Starting point is 00:13:33 Put that good gumbo down on shit That shit is saints y'all might be playing your own damn super i'm just saying i'm just throwing it out there I'm showing love today. I'm showing love on this show. We're gonna do hate on this show We show love on this show. I'm giving it to the Saints. I can name the Carolina Pounders the Carolina grasshoppers That's they motherfucking name to me. I Ain't gonna roll back on that Texas. Where you at? Come here. Coach coach the coach on shit stand for center point trash Now I'm gonna break down these stacks for y'all with these Texas.
Starting point is 00:14:07 That's what we do on this show. If you're just not tuning in to the bubble dub show, we have stacks. Shit, we talk about the real shit. We're gonna break the game down 29, 27, on the city of H1. Yeah, H town one, surf sipping motherfucker one. Yeah, CJ style 24 for 32 234 passing your two touchdowns.
Starting point is 00:14:28 Anthony Richardson, nine for 19, 212 passing your two TVs, one pick six carries 56 yards. Great game. Great game. But let me tell y'all something. The Houston Texans had to bow 40 minutes. It's 60 in the ballgame. I don't think I ever heard what Doug just told you. I told you that the Houston Texans had to bow 40 minutes. It's 60 in the ballgame. I don't think y'all heard what Doug just told you. I told you that the Houston Texans had to ball 40 minutes and it's 60 minutes in a ball game and you're one by two points. That's a problem. I'm satisfied with the win, but I ain't happy. If I'm a Texas fan, I'm satisfied with the W, but I ain't happy. Listen to her.
Starting point is 00:15:04 The Texas ran 74, 76 plays. The Carolina grasshoppers ran, I mean not Carolina, the coats, Singapore and coats ran 43 plays. That tip. If the coach and Anthony Richardson can slow it down a little bit, slow it down a little bit. Slow it down a little bit. Start sustaining some drives. They're going to be tough to beat.
Starting point is 00:15:33 They only ran 43 plays and stole 27 points. The sipping syrup Texans ran 76 plays and won 29 to 27. I mean, the Texas dominated. They always had the ball. I always had the ball. That mean if the offense always on the field, that mean the single point coach, your defense is on the field. That ain't a good sign. That mean like I just said, y'all got to hold the ball longer. Y'all got to sustain some drives. Y'all got to run the clock down a little bit. Cause it seem like scoring is not a problem for the center point coach.
Starting point is 00:16:07 A problem is not scoring for my home, but Anthony Richardson, by the way, young black brother doing his thing. I think it was like 14 or 15 black quarterback started this year, like a record. I'm loving it. I'm loving it. I really am.
Starting point is 00:16:24 I really am loving it. I'm really am. I'm really am loving it. Texas one 29 to 27. Let's talk about them, them, them, them, them, them, them, them Cyrus, Swalkins, Lofts to the Steelers and Justin Fields. Do you hear me?
Starting point is 00:16:38 Kirk Cousins ain't woofer, damn. Hundred million dollar man. Y'all, y'all ATLs, y'all done paid it. Y'all done million dollar man. Y'all, y'all ACLs, y'all didn't pay them. Y'all didn't pay that man a hundred mother million dollars and he gives you nothing. Y'all got Andre 3000 on the dress. Reckless again. Do you hear me? Y'all got Andre 3000 on the dress.
Starting point is 00:17:03 Reckless again. Y'all better put pettis in and put it me in now. If you want to win, Kirk Kelsen ain't it. Don't even write it off. On the blank. You want to write checks? Write that shit off. Russell Wilson, my cat Muscles, you get your drama queen looking ass up out of him. Prince Leroy from the Last Dragon looking ass, you get your ass up out of her, Russell Wilson. 21st on one stage. Stream live only on Hulu. A weekend full of superstar performances. Never seen before collaborations.
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Starting point is 00:18:55 Show them you love them. Keep them safe. Visit nhtsa.gov slash the right seat. Brought to you by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration and the Ad Council. Hey, it's Jay Calbern. We have a new limited series of my podcast, Deep Cover, out now. All about George Santos, the Republican congressman from New York who told a lot of stories about his life and his credentials, many of which turns out were not true. It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley needs to catch me if you can.
Starting point is 00:19:25 I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone. He was very ambiguous and sketchy, quite honestly, about what the company did and how it made so much money overnight. What prosecutors allege in the indictment is that most of that $12,000 goes directly to Santos's personal bank account. I would go down these rabbit holes and start thinking about like, what is the nature of truth?
Starting point is 00:19:49 Like, what can I actually like tell the reader is real about this guy's story? My phone is literally blowing up inquiries about saying, is George going to jail? What's going on? And I like, why are you doing this? Like, why? Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever he needs to do.
Starting point is 00:20:26 You can go do Dancing with the Stars with Cece. Type shit. Yeah, freak your voice. Type shit. Justin Fields the quarterback now. Day one. He run for skills and get hit up. I'm not coming.
Starting point is 00:20:42 I'm not going back to it. You shit your ass over there in thought for a bit of a CD. Why got this? That's why you wouldn't got just to feel that what my tongue was saying, hold up. I expected some shit like this. That's why you went out just in fields. No, I forbid you to touch it, touch it, big being can't come back. No do mean no big bend.
Starting point is 00:21:07 But we're going to let bygones be bygones. You know, you at where you at, you know, and living a retired life. I'm going to stop shooting jabs at you. But that's just the field team now. That's just the field team now. But can he lead them, though? And I think he can with the with the leadership of Mike Tomlin. That brother got swag, man.
Starting point is 00:21:28 Bro, I love Mike Tomlin, boy. Got swag, grit, players love him. He's a man's man. He ain't like me. I ain't a man, man. I can't throw these motherfuckers right in. Hey, you ever got hit so hard, come up out of you. Do you hear me? My girl brother hit me so, come come up out of you.
Starting point is 00:21:45 Do you hear me? My girl brother hit me so hard, come come up out of me. Pop my body. I went and told a shot. I got up everybody talking about get back in the never. I'm not getting back in, get back where? Shit, I filed a lawsuit on them niggas. You want to tell me what just happened to me? No, I'm not going to be able to do it. You got to learn how to pick your
Starting point is 00:22:13 battles. I know how to pick mine. That's one thing about me. I know who I can be and who I can't. And I got to tell you, I'm real about me. I admit my flaws. I'm going 35 and fights I never Never want to fight but I win the war cuz whoever put hands on me so if goes it to jail So it goes to jail with me Put your mother and hands on me'm feeling like Tyree Hill today. They won 20 to 17 against the Jaguars. Two?
Starting point is 00:22:49 338 yards? Tyree catches 130 yards, 80 yard TD and then went to jail today. You know Tyree staying some s**t? Seven catches 130 yards, got detained by the police today. DWB, in the words of Martin Lawrence. But what's DWB? Driving while black. Y'all read the reports?
Starting point is 00:23:15 They already done sent the man home, the cop home. He suspended. When police forces suspend police officer officer that mean the police officer done done something wrong right around Jail wall got my fire on me y'all ever gonna get y'all shit together y'all I could do it all we get we were just arguing about two weeks ago about your Jaguar.
Starting point is 00:23:48 Ain't never won a mother thing, but you want to open your mouth. The cat ball that 130 years, but we didn't want some of my old jeans watching this show right now used to be up in the game. You still have wax on top of Rex. Some of y'all got him in y'all hood right now boy back in my day boy back in my day boy i had money up to the ceiling i can you tell and in this pack still in my old school got pictures so i'm saying the cat boy back in my day we got five six rings jackson feels you have no
Starting point is 00:24:22 We got five, six rings. Jacksonville, you have none? Shaka Khan, I don't know. What, Shaka Khan? I don't give a damn. Trash. That Jacksonville called me and asked me what I think they should do with their franchise. Burn it. Burn it.
Starting point is 00:24:42 It's foal's gold. It's foal's gold. It's foal gold and y'all know it. Now we're gonna move on to Colorado Buffalo, my team, Coach Brian. Like an uncle to me, like a father to me. I was there. I was at the game in Nebraska last night. I was down on the sideline. Sure, my ball was on. He's gonna keep cheering him on. But last night, performance, I just kill. Must be the money. Drag. And you don't deserve it. Cuz I'm sitting on watching you coach them young men and to become me. I'm watching you. I know what you're up against. I heard so much racial slurs last night at that game, y'all. It don't even make no motherfucking sense how many times I heard the N-word. Bang up against the lot.
Starting point is 00:25:56 Sometimes we open the tin to open our mouth about certain things and us, black people, we gonna hold it to you. I understand y'all holding cold crime to it words. But y'all know that offensive line is a Chinese landfill. Trash. But it's gonna get better. Oh, it's gonna get better. You thought I wasn't gonna try.
Starting point is 00:26:18 Oh, you thought wrong, brother. And Hulk Hogan boy, you thought wrong, brother. I got to call it like it is, I can't sugarcoat nothing. Y'all won't let me either, Doug, you better do it. And it's the truth, they played like trash last night. All of them, collectively. Coaches, players, even me. I feel like I should have fired them up more. I don't know what that was last night.
Starting point is 00:26:43 I don't know. Y'all tell me what y'all seen last night. That shit was horrible. This shit was, I don't stay called till door half time. Told him they were about to drop him. His life was in danger. I feel like he tried to cash in on the insurance. I'm telling you the truth. I'm telling you the truth. They got to protect. They got to protect Chidall. That's a Rose-Rose
Starting point is 00:27:10 protecting them. But it's just game two of the season. They're going to bounce back this week and beat Colorado State. I have no. I have no fear in the world. I have no season. They gonna bounce back this week and beat Colorado State.
Starting point is 00:27:30 I have no, I have no fear in the world that coach prime not going to be able to have them young men ready to play each and every mother f*****g week. Only second year, they're a game time. And I know it man. Why y'all only supporting prime? I'm f*****g go around and support Eddie George too. I'm f*****g go down and support him to me. I'm talk last week since y'all so motherfucking know Here Tennessee State, I'm gonna pull up on jazz you to our HBC you that allow me to come and do do my thing What I'm gonna do I'm for everybody
Starting point is 00:28:15 Put the word out some of y'all got the alumni connects may Alabama stay young right? I bubble don't want to come up and cover the team. Let them know I off I'm my own motherfucking pocket I've been doing it y'all see me at these places I'm coming out my own pocket man y'all think I'm just having fun now I'm coming out my pocket for this to cover these gang learn information I'm really trying to be a sports analyst journalism oh man I ain't doing this just to do this. We got to get it together, man.
Starting point is 00:28:56 We got to get together. Man, what y'all talking about? Man, y'all talk to me for me. Alabama, where you at, man? I see y'all want y'all somebody complaining early by Alabama, but y'all warm, right? Alabama y'all warm what y'all complaining about y'all ain't got no problem my team more than one right now call the back hurting
Starting point is 00:29:18 Knocking the shit out the door and let me tell y'all some real shit Every team that coach prime play they gonna want to do them the same way. I don't know what it is they got against Coach Prime, man. I don't know what it is. Maybe it's the coverage that these teams be getting, other teams be getting. But everybody seem like they out for Coach Prime now, man. Everybody officials, other coaches, players. Come on, man.
Starting point is 00:29:45 We got to be together. We got to be together, man. Roll tie for show. I admit, kind of right on the loose. Kind of right on the loose. What do y'all want me to say? Like, what do y'all want me to do? Ain't nothing I can do about it.
Starting point is 00:30:04 Angel Reese done got hurt. Ooh, dick tall, long, slim, fine mother. Like what do y'all want me to do? Ain't nothing I can do about it. Angel Reese done got hurt. Ooh, dick tall, long, slim, fine mother. Done got hurt y'all, out for the season. And I know some of y'all starting to say, she ain't hurt, she just trying to fake it cause she know Kaitlyn Clark gonna win rookie of the year. We know Kaitlyn Clark gonna win rookie of the year,
Starting point is 00:30:22 but we not gonna downgrade what this sister did in her rookie year either we don't do that Do I think But the hate y'all spoon that and you reach that she got to stop And I wanted to stop right motherfucking now Same way. I want to hate to stop toward Caitlin Clark. I was in your field man they went man she ain't done. We know that.
Starting point is 00:30:52 I ain't gonna deny nobody greatness and what they doing and what they bring into the game. I never do not say what somebody ain't done for me. Caitlin Clark has done my fucking WNBA in that short time, man. Yes, the lights was on, but now they're a whole lot brighter behind her. And we know why. And we know why. And that's cool.
Starting point is 00:31:18 But you got to give her props for that. Gotta give her props for that. Like I gotta give my baby mama her props. I know I ain't shit. I know it. But when I got with her, she made me whole again. Did nobody want this one inch killer? Nobody wanted this one inch killer. They used to laugh at him. I used to leave out them whole rooms sane, ready to cry, ready to steal from one of my line. But I found somebody who made me make this one inch feel like 20 inches.
Starting point is 00:31:53 She even moan when I give it to her. Do you hear me? You know what they do to my mind? When I stick that one inch in, she's, ooh, I can feel it in my chest. And I know she lying. Do you know what they do for dog? I'm buying cars and everything now Your mama ain't gotta go to the nurse at home. She can move in with us
Starting point is 00:32:12 For real. Yes On the one condition and what is that? Only you continue to suck on this one inch punch Do you hear me she gets like that and I'm done I'm out of there ever find that one I got to give her credit my baby mama here so cold it could be a wildfire and it's fire everywhere. It blazes. I'm going in that motherfucker like sun at the hedgehog
Starting point is 00:32:50 and kill her. I might come out, I might come out with this night burnt. I might come out burnt brisket. I don't give a damn. I might not even survive, but she will. And she's gonna have damn damn burn on her. She's gonna have damn damn burn on athelon she's gonna have damn burn on I bet you that I'm telling y'all the truth today I'm not lying to y'all y'all want the truth
Starting point is 00:33:19 damn it I'm gonna give it to you I'm gonna give it to you. I'm gonna give it to you. Denver Broncos, bow nicks, bow pick, bow trash. That's what you get. Sean Payton, you wanna rush up out of there like that? That's what you get. We got bow nicks, bow picks.
Starting point is 00:33:46 Bow ain't shit John L way rolling over in the grave up there and then I'm in them on the sweets looking at that scrap meat Scrap me Yeah, well we are broke out things in I already done spoke on the Carolina Grasshoppers. I already done spoke on the Grasshoppers, that's what they is. Y'all might as well let Ray Carew run the team. Brady, Brady niggas get his ass out behind that broadcaster too, up that line. Knowing damn well it was three past interference call on the quarterback.
Starting point is 00:34:26 The ref didn't call it. He say shit. I don't like the way Tom Brady covered the game. I don't like the way he talk. I don't like the way he dress. I ain't like the cream he put in this damn coffee. Even though he could go, I'm a give that goat for now. Don't you think that zebra came home and coming for it either? You let you let you let that zebra cake on get three in a row.
Starting point is 00:34:55 We'll move we'll move break it as to the side. Now y'all what you know why people buy people let me tell you something about my white people now They always were hiding a office. Oh, they still screaming now every shutter Joe damn my This is well now. Oh y'all see that. Oh We got some Taylor waiting waiting flock to her man. She got the NFL covering her now. Oh I need one night what you do? NFL covering her now. Oh, I need one night. What you do?
Starting point is 00:35:32 Give it to you any way you want it. One inches all night. Me and you Taylor's will. Do you need to see it? You want to just do you need to see it? Oh, it bangs every well. You'll think my meat on heroin. All them veins you see in that one is killed He pulled two She potent that damn brown top hand snake ain't got nothing on this feeling I Promise you you ain't never seen no one is go back to well good bait I don't call planets on wrist snappers But my people that go fishing y'all come holler at me, man.
Starting point is 00:36:05 If you go fishing, come holler at me, man. Come on, man, y'all come holler at me, man. Yeah, Tom Brady ain't covering the game, right? I don't like the way he cover the game. He get him out of there, and he put Ramo back in there. Ramo got some soul to him. You know what I'm saying? Tom Brady gonna say everything to quarterbacks,
Starting point is 00:36:22 doing this and that, and I seen a couple play with that under threw it threw it in the damn dirt they gave you 80 million yesterday motherfuckers you better not throw them balls in the dirt not even your own you better pick them up like that monkey and Rudy Ray Moore get my nuts up out this sand and fight you like a natural man. Yeah, we don't pay you. Oh, I've been texting everybody the motherfucking cowboys is back jack. Damn. Y'all thought y'all were gonna call to text me, make fun of me. You lied. I knew we were gonna win. I went to church today. I ain't lying, boy. I ain't been to church to sell them songs. I said, Lord, I want to make a chain and everybody want to know why
Starting point is 00:37:25 you want to make a chain because I want the Cowboys to win again. So I'm going to church. I was at church. They cleaned and I clapped out. Put 200 in the plate too. Show did. They ain't gonna get no more rest of the year either. They bragging on me. They brother do put in 200. Oh god blessing that boy. Yes, he is. Yes, he is She's not i'm niggas thinking wonder where you gonna get next sunday. I ain't coming I'm watching at the creel get my fellowship on with the lord at the creel because they scam
Starting point is 00:38:01 Scamming up at them churches lying telling people that they taking our money and going buying the chicken and frying it. Nigga, I know I ain't chicken. I mean, I know I know church's chicken. I know church's peppers, biscuits, mashed potatoes, in the gravy. Nigga, y'all don't went down there and spent $800 on churches. Y'all ain't cook nothing the deacon got all that black paint in his head I'm gonna get the stock of paint out my deacon head but boy got black paint everywhere he had it he got
Starting point is 00:38:34 it worse than I used to have it I mean his shit just be painted I'm gonna get BAM watch keep playing with me keep playing with me fam. You do god damn well holla n***a girl first and then you what anyway we'll talk about that later. We'll definitely talk about that later. And talk about Nova Dane. Nova Dane paid um northern Illinois 1.4 million dollars to play them and lost. They lost to some big black dude that looked like Carl Winslow. Rudy rolling over in his motherfucking grave right now. How you pay a team? Y'all got that kind of money to pay people so you think you're gonna beat up on and still lose? Y'all talk to me today. Y'all let me know how y'all feel about Notre Dame losing to Northern Illinois.
Starting point is 00:39:30 I need y'all to talk to me. That will happen. They pay Northern Illinois $1.4 million to play them and lose. They disturbing Rudy, Rudy's up there in Notre Dame. The travesty. Them white people up there, they white alumni going the fuck off up there right now. You don't think them white boys up there upset up there in Notre Dame? Shit. Them white boys just storm the town. When you get the white boy around them, shit, rifles everywhere.
Starting point is 00:40:09 You spent 1.4 million and then we lost. You gave it to me with no grits. That's how the white boys talk. White boys, they do you without the grease too. Shit. I was in Nebraska. I know I know them girl white boy put her ass whooping on me. white boys don't, white boys, they do you where I decrease too. Shit. I was in Nebraska. I know, I know them girl white boy put her ass whooping on me. That's why every time they told me, shut my mouth,
Starting point is 00:40:30 I didn't say a motherfucking word. Just me and my homeboy, they think it came out because it's just been him by himself. Cause I was going to help them white boys. Them beat country bread, chicken fried steak with no season on that motherfucking white boy with about 6'5", 6'8", 270. I couldn't do nothing with it. I couldn't do nothing with it. He shine just like Obama. Remember with Ty? Hey, you going in there with Coach Coon? that's what he say it I turn around say absolutely
Starting point is 00:41:07 It's a million and I don't want me what you think don't my boy get to me she say I'm smart I Comply Yeah, I want to talk shit Hey, y'all know Hell no. Coach know they ain't need to be five. That's what happened. The coach will know that they ain't need to be five. Them white boys don't do it.
Starting point is 00:41:32 That's why all the money coming from them alumni. That's what really run them. You'll out and you'll invert them alumni's. Them boys ain't figure them lost. You ain't lost the game? Shit. Them got them rifles. I ain't getting them damn long gun cases. Them damn rifles rifles. I didn't know they're wrong. Good cases.
Starting point is 00:41:46 Damn rifles on back of them trucks and they ride. They stir up some shit. Can nobody stir up more shit on my people? Niggas we lie. We line messy, but don't like people stir up for shit. When they stirred up, it ain't a good site. Niggas are stir up some shit and shoot innocent people. Y'all know ain't like that's what we do. We get mad and come back and shoot with our high clothes. Open
Starting point is 00:42:11 your motherfucking eyes, Junior. They ain't even your daddy ain't even your gun. That's your daddy gun, Junior. Y'all gangsters. But shooting but got you ain't got you ain't got your own guns. People are always telling me, well, duh, you know, you, oh, you know what I'm saying? You got, you got to talk to your kids. I'm like, you know what, man, you right. At least I can do. To her I am, running to one of them youngsters at the store.
Starting point is 00:42:38 Hey, hey, youngster, can you, you know, can you watch your language, man? It's, you know what I'm saying, man? Like, you know, be, you know, don't have to talk like that, man. Don't tell me, shut my motherfucking mouth. Pull this shirt up like that and show me that thing. You sold motherfucking right, fam. You got it. You right. I ain't have no business getting in your business.
Starting point is 00:42:59 That's what I told that young man. You right. I ain't... Man, I think I don't even know why I'm at this motherfucking store. That's what I told him, he got the hill on the bottom there. Our iHeartRadio Music Festival, presented by Capital One, coming back to Las Vegas. Two nights, September 20th and 21st, on one stage. Stream live only on Hulu, a weekend full of superstar performances,
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Starting point is 00:44:35 And remember, only you can prevent wildfires. Brought to you by the USDA Forest Service, your state forester, and the Ad Council. Hey, it's Jake Halpern. We have a new limited series of my podcast deep cover out now, all about George Santos, the Republican congressman from New York who told a lot of stories about his life and his credentials, many of which turns out were not true. That's like, you know, Mr. Ripley needs catch me if you can.
Starting point is 00:45:03 I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone. He was very ambiguous and sketchy, quite honestly, about what the company did and how it made so much money overnight. What prosecutors alleged in the indictment is that most of that $12,000 goes directly to Santos's personal bank account. I would go down these rabbit holes and start thinking about like, what is the nature of truth? You know, like what can I, what can I actually like tell the reader is real about this guy's
Starting point is 00:45:32 story? My phone is literally blowing up inquiries about saying, is George going to jail? What's going on? And I like, why are you doing this? Like why? knife. Why are you doing this? Why? Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. I can't talk to the young mother, but I ain't finna try. I I tried it didn't work. Then I got my head decapitated. Be trying to be staked, be woke.
Starting point is 00:46:06 Shit. I'ma go sleep at the house. Young nigga finna put that tool on me. And he ain't working, Pimp Boys. Never. Do you hear me? That young boy finna put that tool on me. He ain't working, Pimp Boys.
Starting point is 00:46:21 Shit. Mm-mm. I'm behind my motherfucking business. I'm telling you the truth. I'm telling you the truth. I'm telling you the truth. I'm telling you the truth. I'm telling you the truth. I'm telling you the truth. I'm telling you the truth. I'm telling you the truth. I'm telling you the truth.
Starting point is 00:46:30 I'm telling you the truth. I'm telling you the truth. I'm telling you the truth. I'm telling you the truth. I'm telling you the truth. I'm telling you the truth. I'm telling you the truth. I'm telling you the truth.
Starting point is 00:46:38 I'm telling you the truth. I'm telling you the truth. I'm telling you the truth. I'm telling you the truth. I'm telling you the truth. I'm telling you the truth. I'm telling you the truth. I'm telling you the truth. I'm telling you the truth. I'm telling you the truth. I'm telling you the truth. This is me anybody here break the law I got a problem with I'm just telling y'all the truth
Starting point is 00:46:53 It's too true what y'all talking about man Jermaine, what's the deal man? You know what time it is? Y'all it's time for that hell nah segment today, man Hey man. Bop a dub's live on the show. He knows what he saw. And he's here to tell you. Hell nah. Hell nah. Somebody asked me, would I go back to Nebraska by myself and would I start a fight with them good old white boy.
Starting point is 00:47:15 Hell no. Boy, you talking about the white people. Boy, I thought Mexicans took off. Ooh, I thought mm mm mm, them know why people I know what it is. The brass. And I see some snow bunnies to all my gutters, the mother would think. Look at the squirrel milk.
Starting point is 00:47:38 I'm not bullshit. This world, the mother white girl walking through that like big clouds, they all walking out. Do I see one by six five? Oh yeah, a chicken salad eating motherfuckers. If you ask me, I know a white girl eat chicken salad. Not two, chicken. Niggas eat two.
Starting point is 00:47:57 White people eat chicken salad. It's a difference, the same shit, but different. Cause some people tell you fish don't hit like chicken. Some people tell you fish don't hit like chicken. Some people tell you chicken don't hit like fish. But if you just got one of the other, motherfucker, you're doing good. If you got one of the other, you're doing good. Then you're right now, man.
Starting point is 00:48:21 Even if you just tuning in right now, man, you gotta know this show being presented by PrizePix, y'all. Yeah, go download PrizePix right now. The number one sports, bedding, fancy app, this app right now. For the first time users, you can put $5 in, they gonna give you 50 instantly. Do you hear me?
Starting point is 00:48:39 They gonna give you 50 instantly in promo funds. And all you gotta do is put more or less real talk. Like today, they had Dak having over what, 246 yards or whatever. All you had to do was put more or less. So if you could put less, you would've got that right. Three out of three is a winner. Three out of four is a winner.
Starting point is 00:49:00 Five out of five is a winner. Four out of six is a winner. Four out of five is a winner. All I of six is a one, or four out of five is a one. All I'm saying is if you wanna make some extra money, go to prize pick, you can't lose. You can have a player that's balling. Get balled in first half, but can't come back out the second half,
Starting point is 00:49:15 don't even worry about it. They won't even penalize you for it. Only at prize picks that you can do that. Y'all talk to me, cause it's getting quiet. Cowboys don't want, motherfuckers don't want to talk about the game no more. Now y'all want to talk about work.
Starting point is 00:49:30 You ain't been talking about work. Come here. Y'all ain't been talking about work. Come here. Come here. Y'all ain't been talking about work. Y'all been waiting on this day a long time. So have I.
Starting point is 00:49:41 I been waiting. Now y'all quiet. But my phone ain't ringing. Send me my money. I know you watching this show. Send me my money. Demarco, what's good my guy? Cecil, what's up my guy guy What them charges do today? Justice Sherbert wasn't doing that when I was watching what's the what was the final score on the charge? Somebody talked to me with the final score on the charges today, man. Oh Yes, he long as women lie to you telling me this morning's monster in their chairs What's in my chest? I know she lied, but it's feeling good to me
Starting point is 00:50:25 Come on, really know I forgot about her. I was talking about her. Well, she won't go sex. Oh, I never been. She broke into my world now. You want some Gucci? Come here. Gucci for Gucci.
Starting point is 00:50:43 Come here. I'm in the life. Graders 10 charges 22. What a shame. Al Davis rolling over in this motherf*****. Who throwing a ball up there? Gordon I miss you. Antonio appears you know I I'm room with I'm room. I'm room for your family.
Starting point is 00:51:10 I don't know, man. My Vegas fans. Come on now, man. Pack a nation. I mean, y'all lost. Eagles Beach, y'all. Hopefully joy and love is okay. It's the same injury. Jalen shipping hurts, man. I mean, I don't know what's over him man. Y'all won but man he turned the ball over too much for me. I don't know what done got into Hurts man. He'll make some plays, oh he cool man, what's up. Next play throwing the interception. Come on man man You got to play better than that because you know filly around you out of feeling Shit, I think the niggas the one who killed jesus Yeah, actually, I think I think the people in philadelphia killed jesus
Starting point is 00:51:57 All right, peter uh Rich on me come on man them hoes coming out the woodwork ain't it? But y'all see them hoes coming out the woodwork on but they all talking about they had a time of cool. Come on man them hoes coming out to work work ain't this but y'all see them hoes coming out to work work on but they all talking about they had a time with come on man man have a family you mother fucker once again y'all didn't have no respect for him for his girl when he was alive no y'all not gonna have respect for for him not her not when he dead i get it but some of y'all hoes got the style man y'all know y'all some of y'all was some one-nigels. Come on, man. Everybody coming out talking about they slept with Rich
Starting point is 00:52:31 on their corn, come on, man. Let the man rest in peace, man. Let the man rest in peace. His girlfriend probably going through enough. I got the mad, come on, man. TMZ trash. TMZ ain't what for down releasing that 911 call. Come on man, Erika Banks, come on Texas, my Texas.
Starting point is 00:52:59 Erika Banks, come on baby. Really that, that, you need to go ahead and get your CNAs man, that's what you need to do. Really that, that. You need to go ahead and get your CNAs, man. That's what you need to do. Because that ain't it. That ain't it, Erika Banks. That ain't it, man. And I love you.
Starting point is 00:53:13 Go on, get your CNAs or something, man. Because that ain't what it do. You better than that. You're just Texas. Big job. What's happening, man? Longhorns, where's happening, man? Longhorns, where you at, man? That's what y'all problem is. Somebody get you to the promised land one time and y'all forever love them.
Starting point is 00:53:38 Joe Burrow got y'all motherfuckers there too. Joe Burrow look like shit now don't people ain't people in Cincinnati ain't happy with Joe Burrow Gabby got her shot out to the Super Bowl don't mean he gonna ever get you back I think Dan Marino got to a Super Bowl never got back Don't give people too much motherfucking credit. Same way I do with Dak. I rock with Dak. But that motherfucker better show up. Showed up today.
Starting point is 00:54:08 And they ain't gonna get show on the stats. You can see was his leadership. He got that dad strength. Now I seen him break to a three-tackle these days. Still throw that. I thought it was my home. Oh, it's just Dak. And you know, I ain't saying Dak in my home.
Starting point is 00:54:19 Cause they only one go. That's one zebra, him and Tom Brady. Tom, Tom Brady, A plus. My home, my home, my home. My home, my home, my home. My home, my home, my home. My home, my home, my home. My home, my home, my home. My home, my home, my ain't saying that in my home because they only one go. That's one zebra, him and Tom Brady. Tom Brady, A plus, my homes, A minus.
Starting point is 00:54:34 Shit, I got white neighbors. I can't come out and just say my home is straight up better than Brady yet. Even though I want to, I get this three P, I can go with them braids all kind of saying with Charles Right now I got the same brain. Hey my white boy. Watch this show What's a little that show though? TV 12 for life
Starting point is 00:54:53 Yes, sir They mom three Pete he came motherfucking all go with me no more I Know it's one game. I know Joe. I know it's one game. I know Joe. I know it's one game, but it feels different, bro. They're my game that the cowboy with numbing lose, man. Zeke 10 carries 40.
Starting point is 00:55:13 Your seat look good. Jumping over. What? I know a blue shoe takeover. I see one. Zeke, Zeke Elliott. Welcome to the ball club, fam. When you jumped on World Bowl,
Starting point is 00:55:26 I knew you was back on them blue shoes, fam. I knew it. That's what them blue shoes will do for you. They'll make you play like Ezekiel Elliott. Jumping like a gazelle into her. Come here. She wondering what got into you. But you can't tell her the truth yet.
Starting point is 00:55:42 You got to tell her me going to church, baby, has really motivated and stimulate me. She's going to be surprised that you said that. Really, baby, like, just church, church making me, just, I don't know, it's like I'm strong again, but you and I know it's the Bluetooth. If you have any problem, go and get it. You won't regret it.
Starting point is 00:56:05 Go out to a nice dinner. She normally come back, she normally gonna get no meat. You normally, she been getting gummy. Yeah, you been giving her gummy meat. But the night you stop at the store, the baby won't suffer, we go back to the house. She might say, get me a little snack or something, boy. You go in there, get you some water.
Starting point is 00:56:22 Get back up to the car, you raise your trunk up. Drive on back to the car you raise your trunk up he's driving back to the crib no you give me a look dog I got all in now she's like what style you know you ain't gonna do nothing but that's me you come in a 15-minute label she know it's up oh I thought you were playing Not tonight Yeah, that's what you go out to her not that motherfucker at the park like Barry Barnes And when you especially you know, you're gonna took something she don't know it that motherfucking one inch going down She don't know it that motherfucking one inch going down She telling me long stroke me knowing I ain't got long stroke motions
Starting point is 00:57:13 No me But she lied make me feel so good as a man And I'm hitting them do you hear me? I feel like I'm putting I'm putting me on but I ain't doing them a putting out That's what she's feeling out cuz I'm putting I'm putting me on, but I ain't doing them or putting out. That's what she's feeling out because I'm going so fast. It's nothing but out. And that is a force. What is one is we got force. I got horse power 1500.
Starting point is 00:57:38 I'm not bullshitting. I'm here now with number. I'm here now with motherfucking force. No meat. Yeah, horse power. I'm here though with motherfucking boys. No me Come on Y'all better stop bullshitting Now I can't we yet once I play once I got the lines tonight lines in the knowledge tonight, ain't it? See a book, see.
Starting point is 00:58:08 Y'all done played your juke. See, you better not drop now, motherfucking ball. I know that. A juke better not drop now, motherfucking ball. They gave you 130? I want 130 recels. Now they talking about they want to reduce his workload. I be damned damn ain't nobody
Starting point is 00:58:25 told you miscount. You gon' perform. Noggers and Jets tomorrow. Who the lines playing tonight then? That yep just give me my money. Lam just give me my money. Michael Parsons just give me my money. Michael Parsons, just give me my money. And he went quiet. Here, you better pay Michael. DeMarco Loan, Michael Parsons. It's the Dallas Cowboys for me. Hey man, if your team won today, man, hey man, throw them 100s up. If your team won today, throw your 100s up.
Starting point is 00:59:01 I know a couple of y'all ain't gonna be raising their hands up. Suckers. Suckers. After game super bowl. I don't give a damn. I'm claiming it now. I'll make me call my curve I'm in the bed. I got some for you. What's that? That don't have my town don't have my town, Tony had my town. She take out, I'm dirty like this. Dubbed on Dupont, never.
Starting point is 00:59:34 But you don't take out, slide the rim and put it in front of them dangling. He ain't gonna find, I don't even fuck around, but you know, to each his own, you know, you can do what you do. Dang, go on and get off.. Don't get on and get on. I want to see you play. I mean, I'm a good friend.
Starting point is 00:59:55 I'm a good friend. Whatever you like to do, I'm going to make sure you have it. I want to test your gangster. If you tell me you ain't doing drugs, no more, I'm going to prove it. But I don't smoke no more. A pound of Zyde. On me. A pound of Zyde on me. This ain't trans. You know that's some of the best in the world. If you ain't had it, you better get to LA. Jokes is up. This ain't trans. Better get it. you jokes is up LA go and get the center Man how y'all feeling this Sunday man, I'm feeling great. I don't even know what the sec ma'am
Starting point is 01:00:37 Want to know man, I could Colorado had me down ain't gonna lie y'all I was I'm down a little bit cowboy came through the day. I'm feeling like DMX. Ayo, Ayo, feeling like X. Now I'm going to get the camera. JZ. Let me holler at you fam. JZ. I got to holler at you fam. Now you running this Super Bowl. How you going to not have Lil Wayne hosting the Super Bowl? You gonna go out and get your Kendrick Lamar?
Starting point is 01:01:08 Never! Love Kendrick Lamar, had a great year. We talking about New Orleans, you could have had a master penis. Birdman, Lil Wayne, dyke looking ass, man face. You gonna go out and get me killed tomorrow. They not like us. You showing us that. You count my face looking mother fucker you. I had love for you Jay-Z.
Starting point is 01:01:37 That's how you do me. You in the ditch after Super Bowl was in New York, you would have had a New York artist up in them. Maybe you, maybe not. Maybe not. You need to make this shit right, ho. Let Lil' Weezy, a representative of New Orleans. Yo, man, may I ask you to let somebody have something to do with that, man?
Starting point is 01:02:04 You dealing with Dr. Dre out there in LA. No, I'll do the game right, Joe. You already running through no teeth add dame. You got no teeth dame out here starving. Look like a dome and pinch you with no teeth in your mouth. That's dame now. They supposed to be rock fells. Seem like it's drop fells if you ask me.
Starting point is 01:02:29 My my New York people where you at B? Where you at B? Yo what's up money? Now Jay Z I'm gonna need you to do right and do right by them rats in New York. Y'all y'all supposed to have them rats with new Timberlands, bubble coats and New York feet. It has these rats these days up there. Got, got, got, got do rags and new balances. That ain't, that ain't New York style B we Timberland boots up here B cool. Just sweaters B.
Starting point is 01:03:03 He knew your rats. Y'all got on the street dressing like surfers in LA that ain't what it do. I blame you, Jay-Z I blame you for the ass whoopers and lungs put on you in the elevator. I blame you Beyonce don't know she coming to go on no damn more get back to the H baby get back down here to Texas with us Yo brothers, let me cut let me care for you Let me care for you. Let me care for you, Beyonce. I do things hoes could never do. Watch the disses.
Starting point is 01:03:32 The last time a hoe watched a disses be, never. The last time Jay Z watched a car, never. When the last time Jay Z watched a shit at your parents, never. I love you through that hole. I done it once before. I do it again. I do it again.
Starting point is 01:03:53 Trash of the day. You know who is going to. No good day. Trash. Y'all done disturbed Rudy's spirit like that. Done disturbed Rudy's spirit. Makes no mother in system. I don't know how y'all feeling.
Starting point is 01:04:20 But he's too much pressure on me to vote for Kamala Harris or to vote for Donald Trump. I don't know who to vote for. Y'all got me going this way. You got me going that way. I feel like I'm not going any damn way. I'm conflicted y'all. I don't know what to do anymore. But if y'all know like I know, I know y'all gotta take y'all ass to work tomorrow.
Starting point is 01:04:46 Some y'all gotta buy an hour left for y'all hit their bed to go to work tomorrow. Thank y'all for tuning in to the Bubba Dubb Show baby. Get here. After every big game, your boy you can catch me going live. After every big game, you can catch me going live.
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