Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Celtics are NBA CHAMPS!!

Episode Date: June 18, 2024

Bubba Dub is back reacting to the Boston Celtics winning their 18th NBA Championship over Luka Doncic, Kyrie Irving, and the Dallas Mavericks. Jaylen Brown wins Finals MVP while Luka and Kyrie are put... on milk cartons!! (4:00) Then, Dub speculates whether or not the Los Angeles Lakers will draft the son of LeBron James, Bronny James. Does the Celtics passing the Lakers in championships light a fire under LeBron and Anthony Davis? (14:30) After, Bubba comes back with another HELL NAHH segment and sounds off clubbin' with Dwight Howard, and pointless movie remakes. (26:25) Finally, Trashh of the Day!! (39:30) (Timestamps may vary based on advertisements) #Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The Volume all that. You know I hate Boston. I'm just saying. I hate Boston, but I got to keep it warm. Aaron Hernandez rolling over in the goddamn gray right now. Hit the like button right quick, y'all. Hit the subscribe button right quick. We're going to rock and roll today, baby. We're going to rock and roll the Dallas Mavericks trash.
Starting point is 00:00:39 Let me go ahead and congratulate Boston Celtics. Congratulations, Boston Celtics, on y'all 18th championship. Well-deserved. I'm going to get to y'all in a minute. I'm going to celebrate with y'all. You and Powell Pierce, the Striples, Kevin Garnett. I'm going to give it to y'all in a minute.
Starting point is 00:00:58 But let me start with these trash-ass dollar matters. Kyrie Irving, you too motherfucking friendly for me. I'm a motherfucking killer. Kobe was a killer. Now you modeled your game after Kobe, but you damn sure ain't playing like him. You're playing like your Miss Brown, fam. Luka playing like you need Pepto-Bismol. What the hell going on? You're supposed to be Luka Doncic. They say you the best player in the league. So they say. A lot of people say it, though, though.
Starting point is 00:01:30 So they say. I can't fucking tell. You gonna play no defense. You don't dive after no motherfucking new ball. Couldn't be better than me. I'd bust you in your same head with that same beer you were drinking. If I'm Michael Finley,
Starting point is 00:01:44 I ain't shaking your damn hand ain't no good you're the trash i need you to take your ass back to your hometown luca luca i need you to go back to your hometown and find your mother look in the mirror look in the mirror it's what you need to see. You ain't sure. You ain't sure. You ain't do nothing. You ain't do nothing, mother.
Starting point is 00:02:08 We can find this father. But cry, lay on the ground, and turn the damn ball over. That's all you did, man. And Kyrie, Malcolm X ain't pleased with your mother-fucking behavior. I need you protesting on the court. I don't need you shaking hands and kissing babies. Damn all that. You're back in the court. I don't need you shaking hands and kissing babies. Damn all that. You're back in the league.
Starting point is 00:02:28 Boom. I'm going to need you to shake some shit off. You see me with my boxing shit on tonight? I'll box me a mother the way I'm feeling. I'm ready to get out there. Got this boxing shit on. I'm trying to trick my mind.
Starting point is 00:02:46 Maybe I put this boxing shit on. Maybe people won't stop trying to fight me. You know what it is? I ain't got no motherfucking hands. I ain't got no hands. My hands good for this right here on Dollar 9-1-1. Come here. I'll call them laws on your ass in a minute.
Starting point is 00:03:01 But back to the Dallas Marriott, PJ Washington, you better get your motherfucking paper up. Brittany, run a fucker, take you to a wringer. You didn't lost this ring. You didn't play good. Stop it.
Starting point is 00:03:15 Four motherfucking points. That's how you can give me P.J. Washington, but you can give Brittany River 45 motherfucking minutes in that bedroom, but you can't give her a four motherfucking points. Unacceptable. Gaffer can't even get no rebound.
Starting point is 00:03:33 Self foot, slow foot, side red. It's what you is. You a side red, ho fam. Then give that. Let's start out with the NBA Finals MVP goes to Jalen Brown. Well deserved. You deserve it. You're the best player in the playoffs so far,
Starting point is 00:03:57 especially the best player on the court in the final. You did your job. Congratulations, fam. I feel like the best player won the NBA final. What's with Jalen Brown? Jason Tatum played a hell of a game. Hell of a game. 31 points.
Starting point is 00:04:13 Balled out. But that ain't going to get it over. Oh, they got it right this time. You had Holiday pitching in. 15 points. Gary White, a.k.a. Al Paco, face having that number. 14. Come here. Come here, Ray Allen, up there in these kids, staring down with that pointy line. No, a.k.a. Al Paco, face having that number 14. Come here.
Starting point is 00:04:27 Come here, Ray Allen, up there in these kids, staring down with that pointy line. No, that's Jesus Shutterworth. I know y'all know Jesus Shutterworth. Me got ganged with Denzel Wilder. I saw him up there in the suites. Now, motherfucker, come down here and celebrate with me. Show me some love.
Starting point is 00:04:47 That's what I would. Come down, Lord Allen. Raise your arm, Rondo. Where you at, fam? Where you at? Y'all could have made a truce. I heard you, mother. We're getting down in that locker room.
Starting point is 00:04:58 Ray and Rondo. Raise your arm, Rondo. I heard y'all were boxing. Left hook like P.E.D. Garcia. See, I'll hook you to death with this mother. That's all I got, the left hook. If that don't work, I'm calling the law. But, man, Al Horford, man, been in the league, what, 17, 18 years? Finally got a Marine.
Starting point is 00:05:20 Man, congratulations to the Boston Celtics, man. Like I said, man, Jerry West didn't want to live to see that shit, man, man, he told God, call me home, fam, I'm tired, Lord, I'm going to call you home in three months, nah, don't call me now, fam, what you waiting on, I don't want to see Boston celebrate, man, them clam chowder eating my muggers up there, man, 18 championships, man, for that organization is unbelievable, man. That's a winning organization. You can't knock it.
Starting point is 00:05:48 You can't hate it. You can't do nothing but motherfucking respect it. But I hope this burns deep down in LeBron James' motherfucking heart. In A.D. In the little bones that you got left after the David. I hope this shit burns deep down. Because that shit will be y'all up there holding up that motherfucking trophy It should've been y'all They told me halftime Kyrie
Starting point is 00:06:12 Was looking at gloves They said, boy, what the hell you doing? I'm looking to where I'm finna go You damn right you finna go somewhere Money go Bazell, you going some damn where? Lakers, y'all supposed to be now If y'all make a move here A move there
Starting point is 00:06:32 A move Streets talk Go get DeMar Rosen That's what I want you motherfucking Lakers to do Go get me DeMar Rosen I talked to him my name Vagel Go and get him He ain't Compton
Starting point is 00:06:44 He ain't comfortable. He ain't comfortable right now banging Tupac. All eyes on me. Why Sugar Bar laying in that prison cell. Goddamn, Sugar. Like, fam, you had it all. Money, cars, whole, cherries, the best rapper,
Starting point is 00:07:01 you had it all, Sugar Bar. You were greedy. You fat kid. Y'all just don't want to eat a regular meal You gotta have cake and banana pudding at the end That's where the extra weight come from That's why you motherfuckers can't sleep on y'all stomachs You a motherfuckers suffocate Fat boy trying to
Starting point is 00:07:22 Bitch sleep on your stomach Hell no you can't do it. Shout out to my big bros. Y'all are winning, too. I'm just saying, though, man. Y'all just got to keep it funky with y'all every now and then. Man, get in the comment section, man. Let me know how y'all feeling.
Starting point is 00:07:38 My boss is beating the miles, man. Miles can do a motherfucking thing, man. Miles let me down, man. I'm upset. I'm upset, man. I ain't going to do a motherfucking thing, man. Mavs let me down, man. I'm upset. I'm upset, man. I ain't going to lie. I ain't have a dog in this fight. But I feel like Dallas, I really feel like Dallas was the better team.
Starting point is 00:07:52 But boy, was I wrong. Why? Man, they straight up blitzed them boys, man. I feel like Luka's defense got to be better than what it is. Luka don't play no defense for me, y'all. He can't be the best player in the league until he tighten up on his defense, man. He's slew-footed, slow to react to the ball, take bad shots, run the clock all the time, playing like bronze sometimes.
Starting point is 00:08:15 I don't like all that shit, Luka. Get a ball up, fam. You can't bring the ball up the court. You would get ripped every motherfucking time you bring the ball up the court. Give it to somebody else. Give it to somebody else, man. What y'all think, man? How y'all feel about, how y'all feel like Luka played?
Starting point is 00:08:33 Honestly, how y'all feel like did Luka play good enough where he played all right or he could play better than what he played? How Kyrie looked to y'all, honestly. Like, that wasn't the Kyrie Irving I wanted to see. I thought I was going to get that Kyrie Irving and that Cleveland Cavaliers series. That was one of the best finals when Cleveland, even though they wasn't winning against the Warriors sometimes,
Starting point is 00:08:53 but it was a great series. It went down to the fourth quarter pretty much every game. Not every game, but pretty much it was going down to the fourth quarter. That was one of the best finals ever to me. When the Cleveland Cavaliers came back from 3-1, that was some unbelievable shit. That's some shit Michael Jordan could never do. Now, I know y'all going to get in the comments and say,
Starting point is 00:09:13 well, Mike never went to the game himself. He didn't. He was great. But to go in to beat out 3-1 and come back and win that mother, go on their home court in front of their mamas, in front of their girls, in front of their grandma, in front of their old-ass grandpa. LeBron James, go. Don't y'all argue with me no more about this shit.
Starting point is 00:09:36 LeBron James, the GOAT. Not going to argue with y'all if y'all say Michael Jordan, the GOAT. I'm not arguing with y'all on that shit. Y'all get too crazy and want to fight and shit. No, y'all, okay, Jordan, the GOAT, I'm cool going to argue with y'all if y'all say Michael Jordan the GOAT. I'm not arguing with y'all on that shit. Y'all get too crazy and want to fight and shit. No, y'all, okay, Jordan the GOAT, I'm cool with that. But, bro, I'm not cool. Yeah, I said fuck it. Cry two tears in the bucket.
Starting point is 00:10:00 Let's take it to the stage. I know y'all going to watch How I Sport It, man. Y'all got to go watch How I Sport It. That's one of the classic movies'all gonna watch How I Sport It, man. Y'all gotta done watch How I Sport It. That's one of the classic movies in the world, How I Sport It, man. Shout out to Martin Lawrence. He was in that movie as well with Kid and Play. Jingle, you know, the big jingle now.
Starting point is 00:10:17 I still got love for you, though, girl. But that was a classic movie, man. R.I.P. to Robin Harris, one of the comedians who passed away in the early 90s, who went on and done great movie, man. I picked Robin Harris, one of the comedians who passed away in the early 90s. Who went on and done great things, man. I tried to model myself after Robin a little bit, too, as well. He was very outspoken from what I'm hearing. Said what was on his mind.
Starting point is 00:10:36 And that's me. I said what was on my mind. I don't hold nothing back. I don't sugarcoat this shit. I talk about it, man. If I talk it, I'll balk it. a coach this shit. I talk about it, man. If I talk it, I walk it. You know.
Starting point is 00:10:45 But the Boston Celtics is the 2024 NBA champion. It's well-deserved. I know Larry Berry happy. Jason Tatum finally got that monkey off his back. He got his first ring. Jalen Brown got his ring. They coached. They got over there. They got him a ring.
Starting point is 00:11:01 Al Hoffa got his first ring. Drew Holiday got his second ring. That was one of the key pickups that the Boston Celtics did with getting Drew Holiday. I don't think y'all really know how big that was. But Drew Holiday being on the Boston Celtics was a hell of a move, man. It was a hell of a move. Congratulations, Boston Celtics. I was wrong.
Starting point is 00:11:24 I've been wrong all damn year. I thought the Lakers was going to get there, but them motherfuckers ran out of gas, fam. Yeah, they ran out of gas. Them will be them, man. You see what I'm talking about, them, man. Lakers can't touch them. Them will go and lose to Ant-Man.
Starting point is 00:11:40 It's been a hell of a year and all, man, what Ant-Man was able to do with the Minnesota Timberwolves. Let's not forget that as well, what Ant-Man was able to do with the Minnesota Timberwolves. Let's not forget that as well. What Ant-Man did, knocking off the defending champs, the Devil Nuggets. That wasn't easy. That was not easy for what they did. I took Adalib Marris on the road. They took him and knocking out the young OKC team.
Starting point is 00:12:03 Who did Adalib play before that? OKC? I don't think it was. Clippers young OKC team. Who did Dallas play before that? OKC? No, I don't think it was. Cliff was in OKC. And then, yeah, the Nuggets. Not the Nuggets, but the Timberwolves, the Dallas Beat, to get to the NBA Finals. Season over now, man.
Starting point is 00:12:20 You know, draft coming up June 26th, 27th. Where will Bronny go? Will the Lakers draft him? We don't know. We're going to see. Will he get drafted? Will Bronny James get drafted? I say yes.
Starting point is 00:12:32 He's been at the Lakers facility working out. Bronny James is going to get drafted. He's going to be a good player. I'm not going to say great. I don't know. We don't know what the future holds for that young man. But that young man will get drafted. He will go to some team and sit.
Starting point is 00:12:46 Maybe if he goes to the Lakers, he's going to be with his pops. He'll get molded and get the grind. They got what pops do to sit. I think Bernie James will be okay defensively. Offensively, I don't know. But defensively, I think he'll be okay. Like I said, there's nothing wrong with him being a Drew Holiday type player if that's what they're saying his defense is like.
Starting point is 00:13:05 Drew Holiday's defense is fucking elite. And Kyrie. His season over with a L. And Luka. His season over with a L. Drew Holiday a bad boy on the defense. So, by Bernie James being compared to that, that's not a knock on that. It's not a knock on that at all.
Starting point is 00:13:26 But get in the comment section right now. Let me know how y'all feeling about Boston Central winning this NBA Finals. You know, like I said, if you're watching this show, then you know this show is being presented by PrizePix. Yes, sir. Presented by Prospect Use my promo code TRASH With two H's T-R-A-S-H-H
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Starting point is 00:14:43 are just not tuning into the show, you know, I've been on them Dallas Mavericks mother. I've been on them, man. They let me down. Jalen Brown is the NBA finals MVP, which is well-deserved. He signed a major contract last year. So he lived up to that as well. Just basically talking to my word. You know, I feel like the past NBA,
Starting point is 00:15:08 I feel like LeBron James and the Lakers were going to be in the finals. But boy, was I wrong. Hopefully they'll watch the finals. Because since the Lakers got that rivalry over the most championships, something should be burning inside Anthony Davis right now. And I ain't talking about no STD or nothing like that. But I'm saying something should be burning in them players. Like, man, I want to get me another ring.
Starting point is 00:15:29 They say my bubble didn't count. I'll be trying to. I'm working out right now, fucking boys. I'm in the gym, man. I'm dedicated like Kobe. Well, I'm focused. Yeah, you got all the money in the world, man. You got everything you can want, man.
Starting point is 00:15:44 Material-wide. But let's go and get the ring. Let's earn it the real motherfucking way. They saying that ring was an AAU ring. That's what they saying. Man, you want to hold it up. You want your fans to be fake fans
Starting point is 00:15:58 in the ring? Come on. Come on, Lakers. I ain't going to take that ring from a dog. That ain't me. Everybody like, man, that ring don't count. It still count. But you want the real people in the crowd, though. That ain't me. Everybody like, man, that ring don't count. It still count. But you want the real people in the crowd, man. You want to see your fans crying, your family crying with you, man. Because Boston's celebrating like a motherfucker right now. It's white confetti.
Starting point is 00:16:17 Everywhere it's clam chowder. It's goddamn white salmon all over the streets of Boston right now. Them Wild Bird brothers rolling over in tobacco right now. That's what them damn Wild Burgers doing right now. Them Wild Bird brothers rolling over in tobacco right now. That's what them damn Wild Burgers doing right now. Wild Bird is doing right now. I'm calling them Wild Burgers. Mark Wild Bird and them rolling over in burgers and hot dogs right now. That's what the hell they doing. Get in the comment section right now, man.
Starting point is 00:16:40 Let me know, man, how you feeling this show. Basketball season over on NBA Wise. You know what that mean? That mean we getting ready for some motherfucking football. You damn right. We getting ready for some football. And I'm ready. Where my Dallas Cowboys fans at? I want y'all to get in the comment section right
Starting point is 00:16:57 motherfucking now. I want my 49ers to get in the motherfucking comment section right now. And yeah, let me hear it. Let's go. Lionel Gang, where you at? Where my cheese heads at? Where my Packer fans at in this mother? Where my Chief fans at? Yeah, where my
Starting point is 00:17:13 Giants at? Where my Giants fans at? Where my Falcon fans at? Mm-hmm. Y'all running around here with y'all chest out too. Yeah, I been hearing y'all been letting it come in. I been seeing my ATL people in here and it's nothing but love too, my boy. Oh, ain't nothing but love, my boy. Yeah, I've been in the car, man. I've been seeing my ATL people in here. Ain't nothing but love, too, my boy. Oh, ain't nothing but love, my boy.
Starting point is 00:17:28 Yeah. Ain't nothing but love for my people in ATL, man. But I can't wait till football season, man. You know, a little way to grass me around August and September, man. I'm going to be pulling up, too, to them training camps. Cowboys, Colts, 49ers, Texans. I'm going to be at these training them training accounts. Cowboys, Colts, 49ers, Texans. I'm going to be at these training accounts pulling up on y'all. I'm going to be giving y'all daily reports on this shit too.
Starting point is 00:17:51 Real talk. Dub going to be in the mix. You damn right I am. I'm going to be there. If I ain't nowhere else, I'm going to be in the mix giving y'all this news, this and that. I ain't bullshit. I'm going to be so close in the mix.
Starting point is 00:18:07 It's got them, what's his name? Ezekiel, it'sshitting. I'm going to be so close in the mix. It's got, it's got them, what's his name? Ezekiel, it's knees. I'm going to be there to tell him, bless you. I'm not bullshitting you. That's how close. I'm going to be up there on them training camp. I want all the info. Give it to me.
Starting point is 00:18:16 Yeah. Give it to me. Throwback. Mary J. Blige. Give me the phone one more. Because I want it. And I'm going to be there who hurt, who ain't, who's faking and shaking.
Starting point is 00:18:29 Yeah, I got cookies in the oven baking. Come here. What kind of cookie do? Snickerdoodles. Yeah, put it in there. Blueberry, ice cream, vanilla. Come here. Come here. Then I'll crawl up in that bed and give her what she want. Come here.
Starting point is 00:18:44 I ain't harder than an armadillo. Come here. It ain crawl up in their bed and give her what she want. Come on. That ain't harder than armadillo. Come on. Ain't never been this hard. Thank God for this. She just don't know my side. I hope God be on point. Come on. I hope God get you on point.
Starting point is 00:18:57 Boy, I'm not pushing. Duh, run out of gas. My side, hoe, came and got me. Boy, shit. Ain't nothing like a good side, hoe. Running out of gas. And she just want to got me. But shit, ain't nothing like a good side hoe running out of gas. And she just wanted to give me some. I'm here for you. When her mama died, I held my side hoe down when her mama died.
Starting point is 00:19:14 I was there for her, comforting her. I even took down that hoe braids. Come here. Got a comb and went down through it. I took my baby hair down And washed it and re-permed it for And everything for That damn perm had her hair falling out
Starting point is 00:19:31 But that's okay I told her It was from stress of you losing your mama But it was really me I fucked my child whole head up When she died her hair so bad When she died I told them to bury her In her bunny God damn it
Starting point is 00:19:46 I'm not bullshitting you That bunny right now Smell like jail And and and And on Kush I'm not bullshitting you Hey man
Starting point is 00:19:57 If you watching this show Man y'all already know Man we fucking make this Number one podcast Why? Cause we keep it real And 100 over here We ain't holding back shit. Unc ain't in town right now
Starting point is 00:20:26 He ain't back But somebody told me Duh If you in the club With Dwight Howard And he tell you Come back to his crib For the after party
Starting point is 00:20:34 Hell nah I'm not going No mother Can work with no Dwight Howard Never Howard somewhere right now Looking at something He don't need to be looking at
Starting point is 00:20:44 I'm just saying I'm just saying We're real talk man Never. How is someone right now looking at something he don't need to be looking at? I'm just saying. We're real talk, man. You got to think about it. Hell no. Somebody else will hit me up and say, Bubba Dub, do you think that they should do a remake of Men's Society? Hell no.
Starting point is 00:21:01 You can't remake no damn Men's Society. Can't. Hold on. You can't remake no damn Men's Society Can't Oh dog You can't do it Kevin You bad I remember when Cain Grandpa told him Cain Get your ass in the house
Starting point is 00:21:16 We tried to help you We tried to raise you Like my own son But you bad Cain was bad as hell though But uh Saga If you ever gonna watch We tried to raise you like my own son. But you bad. Kane was bad as hell, though. But if you're ever going to watch Minutes of Saga, if you ain't never watched Minutes of Saga, man, slash your wrist.
Starting point is 00:21:33 You know what I'm talking about, man? Minutes of Saga is one of them goat hood comedy movies. Star at, I don't know why I'm thinking about his name. Lorraine's tape. I can't think of Kane's real name. I can't think of his real name. But Jager Pinkett was in the movie as well. Too Short was in the movie as well.
Starting point is 00:21:51 I don't know if y'all remember. MC 8 was in the movie. Like, Men's Society, one of them won. Shout out to the Hughes Brothers. I don't know what happened to y'all. Did y'all ever make any more movies? And if y'all still alive, which I thank y'all because y'all just did some shit on Tupac. Man, make another movie, man.
Starting point is 00:22:05 Put me in the movie or something, fam. We can do some real hood, like, classic shit, bro. I'm down to get down in the acting world, man. Here's brother. Let's get with me, man. Let's put something together, man. Real talk, man. If it's money, shit, we going to get that.
Starting point is 00:22:22 We can raise money for another movie. Come up with this dope-ass script with me in it. I'm the star. Some of my fans that watching shit, they can be in it too. I ain't doing no damn tripping. We all can get this money and trick. Come here. Shit, come here. But
Starting point is 00:22:36 let me get back to the hell now, man. My mind just got to wondering on some shit. You know what I'm saying? Say, Dub, do you want another baby? Hell no. I want another motherfucking child.
Starting point is 00:22:52 I got killing my pockets. The hell I'm going to do with another baby? I'm like, Ike, what the hell I'm going to do with another child? What I'm going to do? Let me tell y'all something, man. Ike trying Turner get a bad rip. But that motherfucker made Tino.
Starting point is 00:23:10 Ike, I got my own band, but it ain't us. Ain't nobody coming to see you. Ike and Tino, baby. So, but Tino Turner, best work was with Ike. I know y'all don't want to say it, but it's the
Starting point is 00:23:25 motherfucking truth. He get painted as a villain and he was domestic abuse and he was. But when Ike would put them ass whoopings on Tingo, she would make hits. Literally. Hits. That was a hell of a couple.
Starting point is 00:23:43 That was a real power couple. Ike and Tingo Jaycee and Beyonce Could never Will and Jada Could never Elton John and his man Could never I'm still standing
Starting point is 00:23:59 Than I've ever been Looking like true survival Hey I don't know nothing about that El John, but y'all better stop playing with me, boy. El John is a goat. Yeah, shout out to El John, man. Get you on the show one of these days. El, come on on the show.
Starting point is 00:24:16 Go to the Bubba Dub show, man, and chop it up with us, man. You know, we get lean over him, baby. We show love over him. Man, what y'all doing right now, man? Y'all talk to me, man. What y'all doing? How y'all feeling, man? You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:24:27 Taco Tuesday, Celtics, don't want them up. How y'all really living, though? That's what I want to know, man. Y'all going on vacation? Are you waiting? You got family reunions coming up? Who's still going to the family reunion these days? Talk to me, man. Do y'all still rock with y'all family? I got some family members, man. Them motherfuckers don't give a fuck about me.
Starting point is 00:24:44 They don't give a fuck about me. They don't give a fuck about me. They want to come up to me. I'm proud of you. Lying like a motherfucker. Let me hold 23 of them. No. I'm going to give you your meaning. Ta-ta.
Starting point is 00:24:54 I took a damn family. You didn't give out no money. I came to eat, nigga. And play dominoes and talk shit. That's what I came to do. And barbecue. Yeah, yo. Duh, be on that grill. Yeah, yo. And I ain't talking barbecue. Yeah. I'll be on that grill. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:05 And I ain't talking about Johnny Daniels. I'll be on the grill. Yeah. I'll be putting the dime I seasoned off the motherfucking chain. I bet my dog eat my barbecue. I bet you that. Speaking of that, man, some of you dog lovers,
Starting point is 00:25:22 man, y'all some of the most mean, vicious motherfuckers I ever seen in my life. Y'all be lying like a motherfucker, talking about y'all dogs from this tribe and this bloodline. Them damn dogs ain't be full of blood. Y'all know I ain't lying. Them motherfucking pit bulls ain't supposed to have
Starting point is 00:25:37 no shaggy tail. Man, this motherfucker, him, damn. I'm going to come out with my dick. Stop. You a motherfucking liar. This dog got pit bull, rock wall motherfucker, him, fam. Come off Mike Vickie. Stop. You a motherfucking liar. This dog got Pitbull, Rock Waller, Boxer, all that in him. And you showing me your fake-ass papers and shit. Nigga done got me, y'all. Nigga done got down on me on the Pitbull, man.
Starting point is 00:25:59 Said it was some Kobe bloodline. Look up. You know I ain't lying. Look up the Kobe bloodline. Say it was from the Kobe bloodline. I bought a dog for $3,500. Goddamn people. Motherfucker
Starting point is 00:26:09 don't bark or do nothing. Don't fucking let anybody in the house. Let the mailman in the house the other day. Bitch, you're supposed to be a killer. Supposed to be shaking some hell. He attacked me. Bitch, I'm your own. I feed you kibbles and bids. Me,. I feed you kibbles and bits.
Starting point is 00:26:26 Me, I feed my dog kibbles and bits. Feed him the bits. You give your dog them kibble bits, that motherfucker coat be shining. Chest stack out like a raccoon. Come here. He bullshit. I'm going to take you back to table food, fam.
Starting point is 00:26:43 Dog hard-headed, man. Who my dog hard-headed than the mother, man? Yeah, but if you're watching this show, man, you got to know this, though. You can listen to this show on Apple Podcasts. You can go to Spotify and listen to this show. Type in the Bubba Dub Show. I'm going to pop up. We ain't been five days a week.
Starting point is 00:27:00 We've been like three or four days a week. But just turn your notifications on. You're going to know when I'm dropping. Yeah, Dub going to stay in contact. I'm going to always come with the new shit. I'm going to always keep us up to date. Like I said, three or four weeks, I'll be on here. Be tuned in when I come. Like I said, when I drop, shit, you text your people.
Starting point is 00:27:17 Fam on. And they're going to know who fam me or me. Put the 4S with a guy. Damn right, my ball don. Let me listen to him. If you can't listen to me like I said, you can't watch me like I said, just go to Apple Podcasts or go to Spotify
Starting point is 00:27:29 and tell your people, hey, man, Dub, on these two apps, go and check my brother out. Listen to my brother. He on there talking that shit the way he talk that shit. Best believe this Friday,
Starting point is 00:27:40 I'm in Jackson, Mississippi at Johnny T's. Grab them motherfucking tickets now. Don't wait. Man, Doug going to be in the city. Damn right. Go on and grab your tickets. Go on and get your side hole.
Starting point is 00:27:50 Get your main hole. Get somebody to go. Let's hold them out. I'm in Johnny T's this weekend. Two shows Friday, two shows Saturday. I'm coming, and I'm looking for a good old country breakfast, too. Damn right. I want grits.
Starting point is 00:28:03 If I can't get grits, give me oatmeal. If I can't get oatmeal, give me pancake sauce and bacon and eggs. Come here. Damn right, with a big orange juice with icing. Yeah, I'm a country boy. I'm going to have my country time down there in Mississippi. You damn right. Think I'm going to drive two hours down to the Hattiesburg and tell Brett Ford
Starting point is 00:28:19 give me that damn food stamp card. Damn, I'm next. If you're watching, bring me that damn fam. I'm next. If you're watching fall, bring me that damn card. I'm next. I want to eat, too. Do you hear me? I want to eat, too. Some of y'all need to be eating, too.
Starting point is 00:28:36 Like I said, it's Tuesday. Coming home, girl tripping, same attitude. Go to a strip club. Get that shit off your mind. Got to shake it off. Shake it off. Like that Mariah Carey. And you got to shake it off down right. I got to shake that shit off sometime, man. Nobody want to hear that damn
Starting point is 00:28:51 hogging from you hoes all day. Get bitter and shit. This and that. Wonder why I'm on IG looking at these thoughts. Because them hoes ain't hogging. Hoes ain't telling me. No, they're telling me. Yes! Hoes telling me they love me and I'm falling for it. I'm tender. Them hoes tell me they love me. I fall for it, boy.
Starting point is 00:29:09 I'm big tender. You give me some, God damn it, with the cattle. I ain't bullshit. Give me some and then ignore me. Bitch, I'll stalk you. I'll drag you out the motherfucking club. Camille? Who is this?
Starting point is 00:29:26 Charles? Charles. I'm Doug. You know me and her been fucking right. Yep, raw dog. I trust her. Shit, I trust her. Shit. You don't do that, you damn right. Don't try me. I ain't the one. Definitely ain't the two. Got the 38 one in the chamber.
Starting point is 00:29:44 I'm aiming in the two. Come here. Come here. Hey, man, if you alive, man, you gotta be happy. A lot of people dead. They ain't wish they was there. Yeah, real talk. If you alive, y'all could be happy, man. A lot of people dead. They wish they wasn't there.
Starting point is 00:30:03 You gotta be thankful God still got you here, man. Because God been calling people home, left them right. Everybody died. People ain't never died before dying. I ain't lying. People ain't never died before dying. Hell, the rest is somewhere in your brain,
Starting point is 00:30:18 man. Every day you should tell somebody you love them. Every day, it don't matter who it is, you should tell them you love them. Sometimes people need that don't matter who it is, you should tell them you love them. Sometimes people need that, man. Sometimes us men, we be too hard to tell our cousin, the dudes we grew up with, I love you.
Starting point is 00:30:33 We be too hard to tell somebody I ain't. If I love you, I love you, bro. And I really mean it from the bottom of my motherfucking heart. I got love in me, man. Got no hatred in my heart for nobody on this earth. Even the people who been lying and down talking to me, that's cool, man. Got no hatred in my heart for nobody on this earth. Even the people who are lying and down talking to me, that's cool, man. That's cool.
Starting point is 00:30:50 I'm alive. That's all that matters. I'm not going to take care of the fam. I'm good, man. Some of y'all got to stop being so ungrateful, man. I know you want more things in life and you will get them. Talk about it. Talk to God. Put it in the atmosphere. That shit will happen. I did it.
Starting point is 00:31:06 I'm not lying. I'm going to testimony of that shit. If you speak it, it will happen. Real talk. Got to speak sometime, man. Got to get yourself up, man. Even when you're down, you got to talk to your sick. The devil love it when you're down, man. He love it when you're mad and angry and bitter. He can control you like that. He can manipulate you like that. Like them hoes be manipulate when you up in them. Ooh, baby, it's yours. You a motherfucking liar. It ain't mine.
Starting point is 00:31:31 It's just my turn. You ain't got to lie to me. I'm going to get my rocks off anyway. Come here. Oh, he, he, he, he, he. See, like Forrest Gump, mama, what? See, he, he. He He Shit Like Forrest Gump Mama would Shit He He
Starting point is 00:31:47 Boy your mama So good Care about your school And do And do Shit I'm gonna do What you gonna do now
Starting point is 00:31:57 Before it's too late I know I got some Old heads on here Watching this show Some of y'all 55 and 60 years old Still got some of y'all Kids living in the house
Starting point is 00:32:04 With y'all Put them Motherfuckers out It some of y'all kids living in the house with y'all. Put them motherfuckers out. It's time for you and Mrs. Jones to walk around the house. But Nicky, you can't do it because your lazy-ass son on the couch or your hoarse-ass daughter laying on the couch. I know we parents. I know we raise our children to be this and that.
Starting point is 00:32:21 Some 55 and 60-year-old gal got some doggos ain't number motherfucking whole fucking mouth, bone pan legs. You know I ain't lying. I read songs too. Yeah. Y'all deserve to enjoy y'allself. If you're in your 55 and 60
Starting point is 00:32:37 and you damn near retired, you owe it to yourself to enjoy life. Enjoy life. I understand if your kids got some kind of ailment or whatever, you gotta be there and gotta live with your, I understand. Some of these kids so damn lazy and they so
Starting point is 00:32:54 spoiled and dependent on you, you got to cut them loose. Cut them loose. They'll be okay. They'll be okay. Hey, man, if you're watching this show, man, I'm hoping you love it. I'm hoping you're hitting that button.
Starting point is 00:33:10 I ain't going to say it because you already know. How you feeling about your trash of the day? You know my trash of the day going to Luke and Kyrie? They didn't do a motherfucking thing last night. Not nothing. And I mean nothing, especially you, Kyrie. Stay away from the Fabuloso Stay away from the paint
Starting point is 00:33:28 The Blue Dolphins They heard they back on the market Stay away from them Cause that's how you play That's how you Fucking play And next year We getting a big bottle
Starting point is 00:33:40 Of Brewstar I mean getting a big bottle Of Pepto-Biz More for Luka He play like his Stomach hurting That's my mom Bustingiz, more for Luka. He play like his stomach hurting. That's my motherfucking trash of the day. Luka and Kyrie. Yeah, I said it.
Starting point is 00:33:52 Y'all had a great year. Nevertheless, Kyrie and Luka, y'all had a great year. Dallas Mavericks as a whole. Ain't nothing to be saying about. Ain't nothing to be mad about. Ain't nothing to hold your head about. Big T Plaza open tomorrow. You can get some of the best jury in the world. You can get some of the best jury in the world or not. You can get some of the best pieces in the world at Big T Plaza.
Starting point is 00:34:10 But hold your head, Dallas. We still got hope. We still got Dak Prescott, baby. We still got hope. And I know that Hagel's going to get in the comment section right now. Dub, you know damn well Dak Prescott ain't going to do nothing. And you might be right Because you normally are But basketball season is over
Starting point is 00:34:29 It's all about the Cowboys and the Rangers Now, damn it, come here It's all about the Colts for me And the Fever, come here It's all about the Las Vegas Aces for me Come here, and the Raiders I told y'all, I'm rocking with Antonio Perez this year too I'm rocking with him, baby
Starting point is 00:34:44 I'm rocking with him I'm rocking when I talk to your peers this year too. I'm rocking with them, baby. I'm rocking with them. I'm rocking with whoever wins. I know y'all don't like this shit. I don't give a damn. Cowboy, my cowboys, we in this, motherfucker. Boston Celtics can win championships. So can the goddamn cowboys.
Starting point is 00:35:00 Oh, damn. I don't want to hear that shit. It's a new year. Dak Prescott eating Frosted Flakes.3. I don't want to hear that shit. It's a new year. Dak Prescott eating Frosted Flakes? Great. Great. Hey, man. Thank y'all for tuning in, man.
Starting point is 00:35:17 Thank y'all for tuning in, man. We're going to keep this show rolling, man. I see y'all again when I see y'all again, man. Thank y'all for tuning in to the Bubba Dub Show sure you turn them notifications on man turn them notifications on yeah yeah and share me to a friend i'll see y'all again man she bought the mouth the volume

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