Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Icy Hot in Philly is gonna be OUT OF STOCK!! PG to the Sixers

Episode Date: July 1, 2024

Bubba Dub is back reacting to the first night of NBA free agency where the Philadelphia 76ers sign All-Star Paul George. The whole roster is gonna be on the IR during the playoffs. TRASH!! (02:05)Then..., Dub recaps the BET Awards and explains why Bobby Brown should be given a lifetime achievement award (14:54)After, Dub with a hilarious HELL NAHH segment. Would Bubba let Ray Lewis hit him a full speed? HELL NAHH!! (34:30)Finally, Trashh of the Day goes to Rick Ross and Bubba defends Gunna. He ain't no snitch!! (43:01)#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The Volume. Let's hit the like button. Yup. Let's hit the subscribe button. Yup. Numbers going up. Yup. People loving the show. Yup. Mm-hmm. Views going up.
Starting point is 00:00:31 Yup. That's what I'm talking about. Let's go and get the show started. Hey, 3 in the morning, the Philadelphia 76ers, they making moves. They the one that got Paul George. Yeah, fire. 212 minutes. Come here.
Starting point is 00:00:44 Paul George said, I'm leaving LA. I'm going to Grail. No. Y'all done got another injury prone mother if you ask me. Y'all like Paul George during the regular season. Playoff beat trash. And y'all
Starting point is 00:00:59 know it. Him, Joel Embiid, gonna miss 45 games apiece together. Thinking y'all going to go out and get him. Thinking that's going to stop. It ain't going to do nothing. I'm going to tell y'all something. All this is going to be on Tyrese Maxey.
Starting point is 00:01:16 Watch what I tell you. All the pressure is going to be on Tyrese Maxey. Embiid, big footer, going to be out with a foot injury. Paul George is going to be out with another leg injury. Watch what I tell you. And I love playoff people. But I'm telling you, he injury prone. I tell you what.
Starting point is 00:01:30 I tell you what, Philadelphia. Since y'all done paid Paul George, y'all done gave Tyree Maxey a five-year, two-and-four minute. I tell you what. You better go out and get the best training and staff that you got in the world. You going to need them. Every game, they going to be rubbing Paul George, Joel Embiid's ass down. I said, I'm not doing the job
Starting point is 00:01:48 no more. Y'all got to find something else. Y'all gonna have to bring in some damn scientists to help Paul George and Joel Embiid being healthy. I'm just being honest. So wallow and get it for y'all store running around Philadelphia, happy and excited. You might want to sit your ass down somewhere.
Starting point is 00:02:06 Yeah, it look good on paper, but in the end, you ain't gonna do a me me ta ta let's talk about it do y'all think Paul George move a needle for the 76ers give me the comment section right now let me know let me go ahead and tell you hell no regular season he gonna put up some stats well they gonna be outstanding oh y'all gonna be man, the sisters got some. Wait till playoff time here. Injury book. Watch. Paul George out of week.
Starting point is 00:02:32 Joel Embiid out of week. Watch what I tell you. They got Tobias Harris over there. What y'all going to do with him? What y'all going to do with him over there? I want to know. Meet me over here. You and Rick Rubin cool? He hugging on you from the back. What over there, fellas? I want to know. Meet me over here. You and Rick Rubin cool?
Starting point is 00:02:46 He hugging on you from the back. What you going to do? I want to know. He's going down in the NBA right now. Detroit Pistons. They're going to get Cade Cunningham. Five-year, 226-million stint. Well deserved.
Starting point is 00:02:58 And I'm hearing people saying, why would they do that? He the best player on the motherfucking team. Held them down last year when they were money winning, when they were losing all them motherfucking games. Not only did the people in Detroit lose games, they lost her, they lost to the San Francisco 49 in the playoffs when they was up.
Starting point is 00:03:16 Detroit had a bad year last year, man. Started good, ended bad. And I love my people in Detroit. Don't even get me started. Ain't nothing but love in Detroit for me But Detroit deserves better than that Now y'all can go out and hire Ernie Bickerstaff
Starting point is 00:03:31 The head coach that was with the Cleveland Cavaliers That they fired I like it Got rid of one brother, bring in another brother I'm all for that kind of behavior Come here Detroit Listen up I know y'all falling that kind of behavior. Come on. But Detroit,
Starting point is 00:03:46 listen up. I know y'all falling in love with the Detroit line, rightfully so. But it's going to take the Detroit Pistons a little bit more motherfucking time to get what they need to get.
Starting point is 00:03:58 Grand Hill ain't walking through them motherfucking doors no more. Now you had your superstar in Grand Hill. God forbid it got hurt, but let's go back to that Grand Hill era for a minute, y'all. And I got
Starting point is 00:04:08 some old schools in here with me. Let's go back to that Grand Hill era. Do y'all remember the mother and Feebles Grand Hill had? Everybody had a proud little mother and Feebles. 6'8", 4'0", from out of Duke, they would even call him the next Michael Joy. Y'all know I ain't lying.
Starting point is 00:04:24 They would call the Grand Hill the next Michael Joy I'm telling y'all You had to see it, man You had to see what Green Hill was able to do With them Pistons I remember them playing against the Chicago Bulls Pippen couldn't hold it Pippen was a great defender
Starting point is 00:04:39 Pippen couldn't hold it MJ couldn't hold him His first step was explosive And when he get by you he ducking This ain't nothing that does this ain't this ain't nothing I'm telling you I'm telling you is real Go in a very anybody you won't go ask them about great. Yeah, Jager pinky. Y'all know that you mm-hmm He had Jager before big dumbo won Will Smith.
Starting point is 00:05:09 Yeah, you know, Jada like him light-skinned and tall. Right here with light skin and 6'8". Don't forget his father, Calvin Hill. Come here. Played in the NFL. Come here. I'm putting you on some trivia. Putting you up on the history of the game today. Bullshitting around this bubble dub show.
Starting point is 00:05:23 Had a hell of a weekend. Dying down in Memphis. Yeah. Doing shows. Yeah. Running in the potholes and everything. Yeah. Dying in Memphis. Tell my dog we got an after party. No. I'm not partying no more. In Memphis y'all get more Luther King. Elvis die
Starting point is 00:05:37 dying now. Dolph die dying. I'm not dying dying now. Never. Stayed in my damn hotel room and read my Bible the entire trip. See, mm-mm. Y'all not kidding me. Not tricking me. You can trick anybody else with the hoes and everything else.
Starting point is 00:05:52 Come on down. We'll have a good time. See, I have a good time right in my motherfucking room. Yep. Damn right. Father God. Why has I forsaken me? That's what I'm doing now, man.
Starting point is 00:06:02 We had a great time, Donna. But let me get back to the NBA, NBA. There's a lot going on. Klay Thompson. Oh yeah, Klay Thompson with the Warriors. He ain't coming back. Can y'all believe that? Let me slow it down for a minute. I'm going to deaden this camera. I'm talking to you, Klay.
Starting point is 00:06:19 I'm talking to your lad. Now, for two years, the Golden State Warriors gave your yellow ass $70 million to ride the bench and go fishing. You can't take no $50 million, mother fucking deal. Are you crazy? When you was hurt, they gave you $70 million to ride the mother fucking bench and go fishing. Ride that boat you got to fit everything. And this is the mother
Starting point is 00:06:45 can thank you, give Steph courage. Huh? Four rings? It gotta be something else, something, mother. But you gotta be mad I don't wanna go back.
Starting point is 00:06:58 But I tell you what, if you gonna leave, you bring your big bad ass on down to L.A. We got something for you down there. Come on down to L.A., Clayton. ass on down to L.A. We got something for you down there. Come on down to L.A., Clay. We got water in L.A. We'll get you a nice house out there in Santa Monica. Shit.
Starting point is 00:07:12 And we'll ball out. That's what the Lakers need. Dude, you always talking about the Lakers. You mother... Right, I'm going to talk about them. That's my squad. That's my team. I'm going to ride and die with them. Go out and get played We need a shoe
Starting point is 00:07:26 We done got picked up The old boy In the draft Um Now we need another shoe To go around LeBron And they deep Seem like D-Lo
Starting point is 00:07:33 Seem like your talking ass Ain't gonna go nowhere So we stuck with you I tell you what I tell you what We need to bring in Uh What you call them people
Starting point is 00:07:41 Um A psych person Psychiatrician Somebody to evaluate D D-Lo. It's psyche. Because every time your mind, every time trade talks come up, you fall off a little bit. We don't need that, fam. This the NBA.
Starting point is 00:07:54 You all know you can be traded at any time. Y'all got to get over that. And I know a lot of the players be saying, man, man, that's messing with your mind. Man, y'all boy making 30 and 40 million a motherfucking year. Trade me to wherever. I'm going to be good. Long as this to wherever. I'm going to be good. As long as this bank stuff, I'm going to be good. Simple as that.
Starting point is 00:08:11 They ain't like us. You know what I'm saying? Po-fo. We lose our job. We ain't got nothing else to do. Y'all motherfuckers still got 30 and 40 million? Ain't crying. Come on, Clay. We need you, man. Lakers, man. We already lost Jonah. Jonah that went to the wizard think he got a two-year or three-year 30 million dollar deal he left new orleans he
Starting point is 00:08:30 stayed down with them damn on he stayed down with that cajun food he going up there to chocolate city come up there you ain't gonna win we know you went for the money fam i get it i ain't knocking i ain't not deontay murray he went down there took a new New Orleans Pelicans, too. He got another boo man eating at Zion. Hopefully, they can do something. I don't know. They already got Zion. They got Deontay Murray. They got, what's his name?
Starting point is 00:08:54 Ingram. Brandon Ingram down there. Still got CJ McCullough. Got a nice young squad down there in New Orleans. Hopefully, they can come together. They could really be special. I know they lost their big man. Hopefully, they can find another one to replace Jonas.
Starting point is 00:09:06 But I think the New Orleans Pelicans can make some noise next year in the West. Given on the talent that they have, if Zion can lose some motherfucking weight, stop staying in the kitchen and staying in the gym, they can do something. And that's going to get him on. Now, Zion can ball, man, when he's healthy. But the question is, when is he healthy?
Starting point is 00:09:25 Same thing with Paul Joy. Same thing with Joel on Skeletor, Wine, Ass, and B. It's the same thing. These motherfuckers can't stay healthy. Now, if I'm in the NBA and I'm going to be doing, I'm going to be getting on the phone with LeBron. Fam, what are you doing to your body? What you putting in your body?
Starting point is 00:09:41 I don't want motherfuckers. No, but I don't want the same stuff that Ryan Garcia was putting in his body. But I want to know what you're putting in your body, I don't want to motherfucking know. But I don't want the same stuff that Ryan Garcia was putting in his body. But I want to know what you're putting in your body. That's all. It's questions. It's resources. That's all. I want to get better.
Starting point is 00:09:56 I don't want to be hurt. I want to better perform. Just like in the bedroom. I got tired of, you know what I'm saying, getting excited too fast. You know, I want to get excited a little later. So I got some honey back, and I made adjustments to my thing. Now I'm in that mood. Grind, bump and grind.
Starting point is 00:10:13 I don't mind. Do you mind if I six you? I don't mind. All through the night. I don't mind making it feel so right. I don't know nothing about changing faces, man. If you know anything about changing faces, then you got to know that the big homie that's in prison right now, R. Kelly, wrote for him. Yeah, he probably got something from one of them, too.
Starting point is 00:10:40 Hopefully, they was overage. You know what I'm saying? Because we know how he get down. But that's still my brother. I still love him. I ain't going to kick him because he down i still love rk lennon man even though he was wrong for what he did and he's supposed to be in jail but hey the man music is phenomenal we even wrote for michael jacks come here mike loved him check what y'all want mike loved him so i'll tell you what rnb right now is lacking because of rk lennon not being able to be in the game right now man rk lennon can help a lot of theseB right now is lacking because of R. Kelly not being able to be in the game right now man
Starting point is 00:11:06 R. Kelly can help a lot of these artists right now real talk now you got to be in there with him supervising watching him otherwise gonna be some motherfucking trouble R. Kelly gonna do something you can't put him in no room with no female under age shit he gonna fold but if you putting it but if you in the room with him in her or he whoever you can work things out focus on the music hell nothing else but the money you know you get over get the eyeball touching and getting on set don't be doing all that he goes to do some that one goes to do some you know it's bad enough on Kelly gone we had to sit up room last night watch that trash at BT war they gonna gave us or his, right for sure.
Starting point is 00:11:46 But when Crooked Ma Bobby Brown gonna get his motherfucking award? When Bobby gonna get something? Man, y'all give Bobby Brown so much slack, man. Bobby Brown left what? What was it? Mini Dish? Left them? Went solo. Hooked up with Babyface. Man, Bobby Brown left what? What was it? Mini Dish? Left them?
Starting point is 00:12:07 Went solo? Hooked up with Babyface? Made hits? My prerogative. Tenderoni? Y'all better go back and look at Bobby Brown hits right now. He give a bad flack. And yeah, Janet Jackson.
Starting point is 00:12:24 Hell yeah, he was hitting Janet when she was elder farce. I know it's elder farce, but elder farce, the fire because elder farce was on that work, on that crack. He was on it. He was on that bottle, straight drop too. They had that straight drop back in the day. Elder farce was on it. Miles would like them.
Starting point is 00:12:41 Every time Janet come off from the tour, he was, Miles, freaking, that ain't happen to Bobby That wasn't all power That was work Yeah Real talk Then he went over there and got with
Starting point is 00:12:53 R.I.P. to the late great Whitney Houston Yeah Bobby Howard Hell man Bobby Was that guy No His troublesome Background The bad guy This and that But overall man Hell, man, Bobby, what's that guy? No, it's troublesome background. The bad guy, this and that.
Starting point is 00:13:08 But overall, man, what Bobby Brown brought to the R&B game will never be the same, man. His style, his charisma, his dancing. I remember watching television with my mom and pops. They were watching the Soul Train. Bobby Brown would come on there, man, and just do his motherfucking thing. I know my old heads in here right now, and they're going to agree with me. I'm like, dude, you ain't lying, man.
Starting point is 00:13:34 That Tenderoni album was fire. I'm talking about Don't Be Cruel. It was fire. Bobby had that haircut, like the little ramp on the side with the party in it. He would dance. Oh, man, the women went ramp on the side with the party in it. He would dance. And, oh, man, the women went crazy, man, with Bobby Brown. Women love Bobby Brown. And, yeah, shout out to Bobby Brown, what he was able to do on that.
Starting point is 00:13:55 But the BET World, to miss us up there cussing everybody out. I get it, us. I understand people talk down on you. False allegations. That's happened when you're a star, man. That's what you signed up for. That happens, bro. Each and every day.
Starting point is 00:14:08 Not only you, everybody. He gave a shout out to Jermaine Dupri. Baby Face, of course. They're the people who kept it solid with him. People who write music with him. Usher Goat, man. Like I said, he deserved to be celebrated. But I'm just saying, there's some other people that's still alive and older,
Starting point is 00:14:26 has done it longer, should have been celebrated before him. And I feel like Crooked Mouth, Pop Billy, Spurn Face looking ass, Bobby Brown should have been awarded something. That's how I feel right now. Now let's get back to the sport. Old Popovich, boy, clever. The one guy, Chris Paul, brawly man, veteran point guard to help Wimpy. That's going to be good for Wimpy.
Starting point is 00:14:54 It's going to be number one in alley hoops. And I know what you're saying. Chris Paul, oh, and he is. And he is. But he stayed for him. So he insured up real tough. He stayed for him. He insured up,
Starting point is 00:15:10 and he going to be able to teach Wimby the game. He going to be like, one thing about Chris Powell, when he throw it down in the paint and Wimby throw it back out, Chris Powell going to throw it right back down now. Now that's on you, big man. We going to move out the way.
Starting point is 00:15:23 Also, you on your own now. So I think that was a great pickup by the San Antonio Sp, big man. We're going to move out the way. Also, you're on your own now. So I think that was a great pickup by the second tongue of your spurs, man. Getting a veteran point guard like Chris Powell. I'm going to be real, and I'm going to go all the way back. I'm going to go all the way back. I'm going to start with Chris Powell, and I'm going to go all the way back up to James Harden. Apologize. Listen here.
Starting point is 00:15:41 Chris Powell don't give a damn about winning no ring. He don't care. He can make up in his mind, I'm going to get this paper. I think he feel like he cursed. Same way with James Harden. Took the two year 70 million. James Harden don't give a damn about a number of striples and donuts and money. That's all James Harden care about is striples and donuts and money. He don't care about nothing else. When James Harden retire, I bet you go get that same BBL Drake got. I bet you when James Harden retire, he go down and get that same BBL Drake got.
Starting point is 00:16:09 I ain't mad at him. He got the money to do it. He got the money to get the best BBL in the mother. Real talk. Y'all women running around out here. Need to go ask Drake who did his surgery. Him and Ben no careful. Need to go ask them.
Starting point is 00:16:22 Because they navel still in the same spot. Y'all be moving and shit. I don't know if it's a magnet or nothing, but your navel supposed to be right here. Y'all sit all up here on your shoulder blade. I thought a girl, I thought it was a hickey. Hell, it's a damn navel. Come on now. I'm just saying, I'm just keeping the 100
Starting point is 00:16:39 man on this show. We ain't going to sugarcoat on this show. Matter of fact, if you get not tuned in to this show, if you're getting out of tune in, you know what I'm saying? You're at work or whatever and you can't watch it, you can damn show this. Apple Podcast, type in the bubble dub show. Go to Spotify, type in the bubble
Starting point is 00:16:56 dub show. And what I need my people to do is listen to right here today, my viewers, that's listening to the show that's not able to watch it. Please leave a review on Apple Podcast and Spotify for me. Please leave a review. Rate the show. I really would appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:17:12 That would help me get higher up in the rankings, if you don't mind. For the people that's watching this show, you know how I start the show off with. I ain't got to say it. You already know what I want you to do when I first come on. I say what I would like for you to do. Y'all been doing it. You been getting in the comments. Everywhere, every city I go, I'm getting people. Bro, we love the show. Keep it going. Man, thank y'all so much, man. I ain't got to say it no more. I know at first I was saying it because I was just putting it
Starting point is 00:17:36 in the atmosphere. See, sometimes you got to put things in the atmosphere. Like when you broke, you got to say, you know what, God? I ain't going to be broke for long. I'm going to start getting a whole bunch of money. And for you to know i'm gonna start getting a whole bunch of money and for you know it you start getting a whole bunch of money and when you start getting a whole bunch of money you gotta put that bunch of money back because you got to remember where you was before that and you don't want to get back to that so when you're getting that paper because i know some of y'all out there getting that paper male and female yeah put some of it. I know you want to go out and go shopping. Want to go get the new joy.
Starting point is 00:18:08 Want to get the dunks. Want to get hold off. Stack it up for about three or four months. Yeah, I'm talking about stack it till it rot or I pick it off. Stack it till it rot. Then you're going to get then you're going to get the
Starting point is 00:18:22 the Louis or the Gucci. Whatever you like. You ain't got to get none of that stuff, man. You can go right down the the the the louis or the gucci whatever you like you ain't gotta get none of that stuff man you can go right down here to walmart and still be fly than somebody that's wearing the gucci that's how but i'm saying put that money up for ryan and dave that's all i'm saying paul joyce ain't wait went down there to feel it like i said got that money he don't give about rings he don't give a about rings he. He don't give a fuck about rings. He don't. I think Paul George said, you know what? This is going to be my last big time getting a big contract like this. Let me go on and get the most money that I can get right now.
Starting point is 00:18:54 And I think that's what he did. Paul George. Most players don't. Some people are going to choose wealth over rings. At the end of the day, you're going to want to be an NBA player 10, 15 years, broke, and having to sell your ring that you might have won for money. So of the day, you're going to want to be an NBA player 10, 15 years broke and having to sell your ring that you might have won for money. So I feel like, you know what?
Starting point is 00:19:09 I'm going to make all the motherfucking money I can make. If I win, great. But if I don't, I'm still good. Now, if Paul George don't never win a ring, he's still a Hall of Famer at the end of the day. Chris Paul's still a Hall of Famer at the end of the day. James Harden, James Ratteef Harden, still a Hall of Famer at the end of the day. James Harden, James Ratteef Harden, still a Hall
Starting point is 00:19:26 of Famer at the end of the day. Tell me I'm wrong. Get in the comment section right now and say, you know what, man? You make a lot of sense, fam. You make a lot of sense, but I get it. Paul George going to the 76ers with Joel Embiid and with Tyrese Max. It looked great on paper. It looked like,
Starting point is 00:19:41 man, maybe they could contend in the East. If they looked like, man, maybe they could contend in the East. And if they stay healthy, yes. But they ain't. That's the whole thing. Them Negroes got to be AI generated to stay healthy. Ain't no skinway. Joy LMB, Paul George.
Starting point is 00:19:59 That ain't going to happen. It just ain't going to happen, y'all. Now, you can, now, I'm just saying, get in the comments right now. We're going to talk about it. Will Paul George play over 50 games next year? Will Joel Embiid play over 50 games next year? That's the big question right there. That's for everybody to go and want to know.
Starting point is 00:20:22 I want to see you, Wallo, running around this moment, same way you running around Philadelphia right now, and you and Gilly up and down these sidewalks. I want the same you, Wallo, running around this same way you running around Philadelphia right now and you and Gilly up and down these sidewalks. I want the same action next year. I want to see it. Every video of Gilly, don't you get on her crying because you bragging right now. You bragging. Hey, right from the start, you got
Starting point is 00:20:37 Paul George, man. You got one of the best two-way players in the game right now. You got Tyrese Maxson, 23-year-old dog. I'm talking about a dog. You got Tyrese Maxson, 23-year-old dog. I'm talking about a dog. You got it. But what is bike like? Everybody got a dog.
Starting point is 00:20:52 Every dog can bark. But can you... What's your bike like? My mother can bike over here like a hyena. Come here. I'm biking through bones over... Come here. Hey. Next year gonna be crazy in the NBA, man. I'm biting through bones over here. Come here.
Starting point is 00:21:08 Hey, next year is going to be crazy in the NBA, man. I don't know if y'all know that or not, but it's cranking up the NBA. Got that $76 billion TV deal, and they're giving out money like it's crazy right now. Like I said, we still don't know what Klay is going to do. LeBron was stated to sign a $3.166 million deal. But if he could get some key free agents, he would have took a pay cut. Well, it looked like he had taken no pay cut because I don't really see him getting nobody major. I mean, OK, I could say Clay, but Clay over the hill.
Starting point is 00:21:36 You know what I'm saying? Like, yes, for shooting wise. But other than that, I don't really see nobody else out there. It seemed like DeMar DeRozan going to stay put in Chicago. Zach Levine look like he going to stay put since that Golden State proposal trade stalled out. Now that Chris Powell gone to the San Antonio Spurs. So let's just keep watching. I'm going to keep reporting on it.
Starting point is 00:22:02 Letting y'all know what's going on with that. No breaking news. Rick Ross went up to Canada and got into it with Drake people. Got his security stomped out. Yeah, Ross was in there talking to all the furs. Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop. See, big boy didn't get in there. Big boy stayed back.
Starting point is 00:22:23 You boys get in there. What the fuck? Get in there big boy stay back you both get it now get in there help me big boss i'm not getting stressed up this what i pay y'all will do i don't blame you rose i wouldn't have got another evil see i know i can't fight see if i'm paying you but you better die now just figure of speech that's just how it goes what i'm saying by saying dying if i'm paying you be my security guard your objectives to protect me with your life. You better go in there and die. I'm going to act like you're going to die for me if you want to keep getting this paint check machine because you'll be frying fish Friday if you don't.
Starting point is 00:22:54 That's all I'm saying. Get in there and fight for me. Same way with my girl. I get into a war with somebody, get in there and fight for me. Stress, claw, do whatever you got to do to protect me. That's going to let me know if I I wanna be with your ass or not. Gotta be a protector. I can't fight. I need somebody to remind
Starting point is 00:23:10 me all the time that can throw them motherfucking times. Hell. And I mean throw them too. I ain't talking about closing your eyes and throwing punches. I'm talking about really getting down, protecting your face like this. Throwing that left eye where you can't see it. You know what I. Throwing that left out there where you can't
Starting point is 00:23:26 see it. You know what I'm saying? Throwing that lightning where you can't see the thunder. Damn right. I'm going to need somebody on my team. Got to lift up like Joe Frazier. Come here. Joe. Damn right. Joe Frazier. Left foot. Broke. I'm going to leave y'all. Yeah. Broke his jaw.
Starting point is 00:23:43 Thriller and Manila. Joe Frazier was a killer Gotta love it man Gotta love what's going on out here right now man Everybody out here having a good time My family, my people Man we had to get together Wasn't no fights Good food
Starting point is 00:23:59 Hell of flies though I can't do with motherfucking flies Great food Me and my people we had a good time nobody asked to borrow money because i already put it out there before i got down now i'm pulling up or somebody asked me for a moment me me tata i'm gone i don't want to hear nothing about no money i don't give a damn about how telling me how you struggling motherfucker i can see you struggling i can see it give me time let me get out here and build and build and build
Starting point is 00:24:24 then i can give back but right now I ain't got nothing to give. I gave all my money to the hole. You know what I'm saying? I barely got energy. You want a hundred packs of Red Bull? I'd be on my ass right now. I wouldn't even be able to do this show right now. I'm going to be for real. So I'm just saying, give me time. Give me time. We're going to get there. Yeah, we're going to get there. Believe that. We still got Hell Nox Semi.
Starting point is 00:24:49 We got the trash of the day coming up. Man, we're doing big things on this show. Man, what y'all want to talk about? Man, I know y'all. Man, what y'all want to talk about? Talk to me. We can talk about anything. Anybody out there play golf.
Starting point is 00:24:59 Man, I've been going to Topgolf. Man, I'm going to tell y'all something, man. It's hard as hell, man. Man, I didn't know golf was that hard, y'all. Like, man, I want to give all my respect to Tiger Woods, Phil Middleton, Jack Niggas, all the people that came
Starting point is 00:25:14 and played the game, Ron Roy, Miguel Roy. I don't love them, man. Bubba, I don't love them. Golf is hard. It's not easy. You have to be laser focused. I'm trying to get my swing right because I'm trying to get out there on the golf course with them boys, man. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:25:30 Because there's big money in golf. Big money. I can't shoot the ball like I used to. So I want to get out there on the golf course and make some things happen. And it's fun, man, being out there. You know what I'm saying? It's an individual sport, man. You got to drive a ball 200 or 300 yards,
Starting point is 00:25:45 and then you got to put it. Golfers would say, if you ain't never played, go and try it. Go to Topgolf. Go have a good time. You can bring your friends. You can bring your family. You can bring your homeboy. They got drinks.
Starting point is 00:25:57 They got food. You can have a great time in Topgolf. I'm just saying. Real talk. Topgolf, high-leggers, man. You know what I'm saying? We need that sponsorship on here. I'm high-leggers, man. I don't want saying We need that sponsorship I'm high-luckers, man
Starting point is 00:26:05 You know, I don't Have y'all run up another bag Or a real talk All them other Trash Talk off, that's it Then you know right now You're watching the show
Starting point is 00:26:13 Then you gotta know If it's any of our prospects Yeah, number one sports bet Things that happen in the world right now Go and download Prospect Use my promo code Trash With the two H's
Starting point is 00:26:22 T-R-A-S-H-H That's right Two h's duh what's so good about prize pick duh i tell you this if you put a hundred dollars in they're gonna give you a hundred now you got two hundred dollars to play with and over there it's more or less what you mean by more or less well it gets simple if they got caitlin clark to sketch to have 20 points tonight all you gotta do is put more or less for real that's it if they got um angel reach to slake to have 13 rebounds, either put more or less. That's all you.
Starting point is 00:26:48 They got Angel Wilson to Slaker to have 27 points. More or less. You can do points. You can do rebounds. You can do assists. And you can do blocks. You can do three-point attempts. You ain't got to do that.
Starting point is 00:26:57 You can do baseball. You can go right down there and do home runs. You can do all that. Stolen bases. Yeah, you can do all that. bases yeah you can do all you can do all that prospect that's all i'm saying only way you're gonna win if you don't play and i'm playing each and every day yeah you can spend 10 to 1510 to 15 and you can win a thousand or fifteen hundred dollars you can't do that nowhere else for prospect so go ahead right now because it's gonna let you know
Starting point is 00:27:22 where you're able to play prospects it when you go inside it's gonna let you know it's going to let you know where you're able to play prize pick set when you go inside it's going to let you know you're going to put in your location yes yes just same way where your baby mama want to know where you're same way pride pitch want to know where you're so they can determine if not if you can be able to play i'm dying i could play all day yeah so that's what you do go to prize pick real top I don't know if y'all seen what Arizona Iced Tea, the owners were saying how they was going to keep the prices at 99 cents. Salute to y'all for doing that. I know some of y'all probably think, well, they ain't 99 cents. That's the stores. That ain't got nothing to do with the owners.
Starting point is 00:28:01 Now, if y'all ain't never had an Arizona Iced Tea, you tripping. Some of the best Iced Tea I ever had in my life life i grew up on arizona ice tea i still drink it to this day so shout out to them owners man for keeping that 99 cents man um that's crazy though man you know the billion dollar companies man they keep raising the prices and rise raising the prices and this company is fighting you know fighting to keep it at 99 cents so salute to them for that suit to arizona ict for that also shout out to my people in detroit i'm gonna be out there november the first through the second at the house of comedy in detroit go and grab them tickets also i'm gonna be in plus in california yeah plus california you're gonna be out there yeah 20 july 26th
Starting point is 00:28:43 through july 27th i'm gonna be at be at Tommy T's in Pleasant, California. Grab them tickets. That's Friday and Saturday. That's Sunday. I'm going to be out in Sacramento at Punchline on the 28th. Grab them motherfucking tickets. Come see me do what I do. Told y'all I be doing my thing.
Starting point is 00:28:59 And I'm going to continue to put the shows in this show. Let y'all know how I get down on that stage. I'm a dog. Some of y'all don't even know what I be doing-up, man, until y'all come see me. Dog, I didn't even know. Well, you know now. I'm one in the morning. August 8th.
Starting point is 00:29:13 I'm going to be right down there in Shreveport, Louisiana with 50 Cent. All 50 got a big comedy show. He going to put your ball on there because he know I'm a dog. We're going to have a lot of fun now. Grab them tickets, too. Grab them tickets. August 8th. I think it's August 8th lot of fun now. Grab them tickets, too. Grab them tickets. August 8th. I think it's August 8th through the 11th.
Starting point is 00:29:28 Grab them tickets, man. Big comedy show. Comedy and comedy. Big comedy show down there. Street Port, Louisiana. We're down to 50. Hell, we're down to 50. See?
Starting point is 00:29:37 Hell, yeah. Come here. Book, I don't know if you can call. But it's going down. That's all. It's going down. Boy, y'all better pull up. I'm trying to tell you right now. Yeah damn thing but pull up. Hell no segment coming up right now. Hey Don't even get to it somebody hit me up do what Would you ever get in there and help your security guard fight?
Starting point is 00:30:07 Hell nah, that's danger Nah, nah I'm supposed to step back and watch them get down and dirty And let me know if I want to keep them on my team or not That's back to me Get in there, I'm beating you You better get in there And you better win
Starting point is 00:30:21 Cause when you get back in the truck with me And we ain't holding your eyes that ain't a good look. We supposed to be winners. I got these hoes to him too. They want to be winners. And you go in there and lose? I don't care if it was. Nah, I just won. You better pray to God that you come out
Starting point is 00:30:38 on top. Better be coming to Hulk. I'm not doing that. Another thing, what would you get in there and cook for your girl Hell no, I ain't cooking nothing No Not cooking nothing I ain't gonna do nothing but smoke and smoke some brisket
Starting point is 00:30:53 That's all I'm gonna do Hell, I'm gonna smoke And I'm gonna smoke that this ain't trash And smoke some brisket That's it, boy, get in that kitchen and cook Shit, not your boy Gonna starve with me That's your job
Starting point is 00:31:04 That's your job to get a name cook for me. Am I already skinny? Hell, feed me so I can gain some weight. Am I already malnutrition? My mama them already think I'm anorexic and all that. Well, get a name cook for me then. Hell no, I'm not doing all that.
Starting point is 00:31:19 And make up your mind. There ain't too much going on, man. Too much going on. Bubba Dug, man, I'm going to ask you a question, fam. Hey, man, what you put on your football pad and let Ray Lewis hit you full speed? Hell no. You seen what Ray Lewis was doing to them boys.
Starting point is 00:31:37 They bigger than me. What you think Ray will do to me? Ray will kill them. Ray Lewis 6'3", 265. head full of dirt and a little spray. I'm not letting Ray Lewis hit me. Letting Ray Lewis hit me full speed. Knowing he got dirt and a little spray in his blood. Never.
Starting point is 00:31:58 I love you, Ray Lewis. But I'm just saying, fam, I got to keep it 100. And you a Hall of Fame, man. You got two rings. I love you, fam. I'm just threatening you, man. I'm not doing all that, man. People say the dumbest D-Day. The dumbest D-Day.
Starting point is 00:32:09 That Ray Lewis hit me full speed. Not going to happen over him. Not going to happen. I'm not going to let it happen. I'm going to continue to let my little old life shine. But y'all talk to me. What y'all want to talk about
Starting point is 00:32:22 right now, man? How y'all feeling right now? You know, NFL training camp finna come up. You know, you got the summer league finna come up. Now in Vegas, no, Bronny's going to be gone. I know y'all can't wait to see what Bronny's going to do in summer league. I'm going to let you know right now. He's going to bow out.
Starting point is 00:32:36 What if you're going to think LeBron and that boy ain't in the lab? You're going to think them boys ain't in the lab right now working on their game? They're going to talk so much shit to Brunny James in the game. You ain't your daddy, boy. He's going to have to be. I ain't going to say have to be. I know he's going to be mentally. He's going to be mentally there.
Starting point is 00:32:56 He's going to be mentally focused. He's going to be mentally ready, bro. I feel like, like I said, Brunny James is his own man, bro. That boy ain't worried about nothing. He in the league now. He's going to be mentally ready, bro. I feel like, like I said, Brennan James is his own man, bro. That bro ain't worried about nothing. He in the league now. He going to continue to work and work because he know when his daddy's gone, it's going to be real, real hard if his game ain't what it needs to be when his pop's gone.
Starting point is 00:33:17 So I feel like the young man going to get in there and work and work and get to where he need to get to. I know some of y'all still in y'all feeling. What about the other player from USC? He had more points, more rebounds, and he was better than Bronny James. Well, if he's as good as y'all say he is, somebody's going to pick him up. If he's as good as y'all say he is, somebody's going to pick that other young man up. Somebody's going to get that other man's chance.
Starting point is 00:33:52 I know some of y'all saying, well, the Void Ball, son, Jello, was better than Brunner. He might have been. He might be. But it's all about your background. He was stinking. I'm just saying, Jello Ball was Ball was stealing We ain't had nothing That gonna run it Ain't had nothing
Starting point is 00:34:09 That stealing Just like on the car Watch me Bring it back again Look at Jell-O Ball Yeah you can Ball dunk and shoot Better not
Starting point is 00:34:17 Stealing Them boys don't want That shit in they locker room It's your reputation Same way in life, man. There's a lot of people out here, man. There's a lot of people out here that we like got bad attitude. People don't want to work with them.
Starting point is 00:34:36 Some of y'all can't keep a motherfucking job, not because you got bad attitude. You don't come to work like you're supposed to. You know what I'm saying? You got your reputation, man. It got to be good, fam. You know what I'm saying? It got to be up to par. Me personally, I do think Jello Ball is better than Rung Jack.
Starting point is 00:34:54 I really do. But his resume ain't solid. On his resume, they say the boy's stealing. Sticky fingers. Can't trust him. Can't trust him in the locker room full of that kind of paper. Jerry, something fingers. Can't trust him. Can't trust him in the locker room full of them
Starting point is 00:35:06 that kind of paper. Jerry, somebody come up to me. I don't care that he is reaching for me. Steal a sticker. Once a thief, always a thief.
Starting point is 00:35:14 That's what they told me. Once a crackhead, always a crackhead. Once a potterhead, always a potterhead. Once a weedhead, always a weed. That's all I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:35:22 Once a dirtyhead, always a dirtyhead. You all I'm saying. Once a 30 head, always a 30 head. You can't take no mother... Even when they go and take them gray white, when they go and take them orcas out the ocean and put them in seaworld, every nine, then they act up. Because they kill us. Kill us.
Starting point is 00:35:44 That's all I'm saying. If you see a seal in the middle of the ocean, you can see he's fighting for his life. Either from the great white or from them orcals. That's all I'm saying. So if you're out there in the middle of the ocean like that old white woman was, and you see a seal, don't let that seal get in your mother's boat.
Starting point is 00:36:08 They are being hunted. Now you being hunted. Now you being, because you trying to protect the people. My people, I know it's summertime. I know you and your family figure it go on vacation. I know y'all finna go out there to Colorado, Montana, out there in them wilderness, and you ain't got nothing but some brass spray. Motherfucker, take a gun, please. I'm tired of them. I'm tired of y'all raising potatoes,
Starting point is 00:36:36 salad-eating motherfuckers, getting mauled. I'm tired of it. Even white people tired of y'all getting mauled. Stop it. Take a gun. Stop being so hard-headed. Stop wanting, I just want to go out here and be free. You gonna be free? You ain't gonna wake up there with God. You gonna be free, white people. Stop going up there with them damn barrels with that spray. It ain't working.
Starting point is 00:37:00 Turn y'all asses up. Then they going in y'all backpacks eating all your food. Only thing left is the camera, and on the camera is your death. Stop fucking with them grizzlies up there, man. If the damn moose is, and the moose bigger than us, if the moose ain't fucking with them, why we got to go with them? That's it.
Starting point is 00:37:22 Tired of y'all doing this, white people. I need y'all here so I can go to them banks and borrow some money from y'all asses. I can't borrow no damn money because y'all missing limbs and shit at six to eight damn months. Then they bringing in these foreign motherfuckers and they don't want to get dubbed no damn no more.
Starting point is 00:37:40 White people, stop going on these damn dangerous ass vacations and do what we do nothing we'll go on vacation early beaches we'll jump in the water about three or four feet that's it then we get our ass right back out on the sand yeah that's what we do y'all want to get all in there go snorkeling and do all this shit knowing you got cuts and shit all on you and shit knowing that's gonna draw in prey that's what it's going to do. Come on, now.
Starting point is 00:38:08 Got to think this shit through. My trash of the day going to Rick Rouse Security Guard. Trash. 50 of them is two of y'all. You got to be able to go to Rouse and look here, fam. We ain't over our head on them. I love you and I rock with you. Yeah, I'm MNG
Starting point is 00:38:24 forever, but tonight, we're going to chill out. That's what you got to do sometimes. You got to think shit through. Fam, I know you got me to be on go. But fam, I'm not doing that. I don't want to get enough. Shit. You get your one ass enough. I'm not going. No.
Starting point is 00:38:40 Me and Rick Ross would have fought right there on the motherfucking spot. Security guard fighting rough. We would have threw down right there on the spot And I would've won I'm a dirty fighter I got through salt, clay, everything else And Ross, I shit before I fought them damn Canadians Shit, they don't fight fair
Starting point is 00:38:55 Lucky they didn't get stabbed out there They ain't playing behind BBL Drake I'm just glad nobody got killed Glad Ross is okay Glad security guard is okay Hopefully Put some meat on the fan But other than that though man
Starting point is 00:39:13 You gotta be careful out here man People ain't playing prayer out here man Canadians ain't liking that Kendrick Lamar song See Drake they hero But I don't understand y'all Canadians though Y'all, the song went number one up there. They not like us. Went number one up there. What y'all, what y'all,
Starting point is 00:39:29 y'all, man. Y'all, that don't even make sense to me. That don't even make sense to me. But, man, if you watching this show, man, you know, I just want to thank y'all for tuning in, man. Like I said, we ain't five days a week no more. Not right now, because there ain't that much going on. Football season, we going to be back five days a week. Right now, we like three or four days a week. We popping up like Jack in the Box. We don't five days a week no more. Not right now because there ain't that much going on. Football season, we're going to be back five days a week.
Starting point is 00:39:45 Right now, we're like three or four days a week. We're popping up like Jack in the Box. We don't even know when you're going to drop. Yeah, you do. Cut them notifications on. Yeah, all you got to do, cut them notifications on and cut your locations out because I know your girl is looking for you. Hey, cut your notifications on.
Starting point is 00:40:00 Got to know. Cut it on. When they come on, you know what to do. Tune in. Give them the comments. Go ahead and start sharing it to your people. Dub on. gots to know cut it on when they come on you know what to do tune in give them the comments go ahead and start sharing it to your people dub on
Starting point is 00:40:09 and if you can't watch it you know what I told you to do go on back down to the Apple Podcast and Spotify now if you watch this show today
Starting point is 00:40:15 you know I talked about the NBA free agency Paul George went to the 76ers on a five year $212 million deal they even gave Tyrese Maxey extension a five-year, $205 million deal. Detroit Pistons gave Kay Cunningham a five-year, $226 million extension.
Starting point is 00:40:35 They brought in Ernie Biggestow. It might be Bernie Biggestow. I might have his name in this, though. Brought him in as well. Chris Powell went to the Spurs. Clay Thompson haven't signed nowhere yet.
Starting point is 00:40:52 John Valencuscus, however you say his name, went to the Washington Wizards. Chris, I'm just waiting because the dog bought him. So, just hold on. Another thing I don't know if y'all saw. Y'all saw that fan run up on Gunner and call him a rat.
Starting point is 00:41:08 Come on, fam. Don't call him a rat, but keep walking. I don't stay right that way yet. Man, them put out two fire albums. Y'all still calling him a rat. Me and Rob George, him and everybody else running around here.
Starting point is 00:41:20 You ain't saying nothing to them? I'm sick of y'all, man. Let that man live his life. Man, them rats. Slime't saying nothing to them. I'm sick of y'all, man. Let that man live his life. Man, it didn't rap. Slime ain't going to jail. Slime going home. If you ask me, that time did Slime good. Slime done gained weight.
Starting point is 00:41:37 Yeah. That ain't Young Thug. That's Big Thug now. So, man, y'all gotta let that go with me. Y'all gotta let that go with Gunner, man. Gunner out here doing his thing. He ain't killing nobody. He ain't jumping on nobody. He ain't harming nobody, man, y'all got to let that go with, man Y'all got to let that go with Gunner, man Gunner out here doing his thing He ain't killing nobody He ain't jumping on nobody He ain't harming nobody, man
Starting point is 00:41:49 Them the kind of people that we need Them the kind of people y'all trying to take out Leave him alone Leave Gunner alone Keep doing you, Gunner You ain't doing nothing wrong, fam You did what you had to do To get back out here and get that money
Starting point is 00:42:03 I bet them checks still hitting thugger account. I bet you that. Wait till thugger come home. Him and Gunner going to get together and put out a fire. And I'm all for it. Free slide. You watching this show, man? Thank y'all for watching this show, man.
Starting point is 00:42:19 I really appreciate it, man. We growing over him. And we glowing like pregnant women over him. And we going to kill right my baby mama talking about she's pregnant it ain't mine yeah yeah shit that ain't my baby that's the pastor baby and you know it you're not putting that kid on me i knew you were gonna do that shit you wait then you wait then you need to sit there and call him and let him know that you're pregnant if you don't want to let the pastor know you're pregnant, I'll tell the first lady.
Starting point is 00:42:46 I'll go to church this Sunday and let the whole world know you and the pastor been sleeping together. No, you wouldn't. She'll try me. Try to call me again and say it's mine. Watch what I do. Watch what I do. Bad news will beat you home.
Starting point is 00:43:02 Neho, something else I hear. Boy, trying to put kids on the door. That ain't mine. Mm-mm. We not doing that. I'm only taking care of mine. Thank y'all for watching this show Real talk I'll see y'all again when I see y'all I'm out

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