Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Icy Hot in Philly is gonna be OUT OF STOCK!! PG to the Sixers
Episode Date: July 1, 2024Bubba Dub is back reacting to the first night of NBA free agency where the Philadelphia 76ers sign All-Star Paul George. The whole roster is gonna be on the IR during the playoffs. TRASH!! (02:05)Then..., Dub recaps the BET Awards and explains why Bobby Brown should be given a lifetime achievement award (14:54)After, Dub with a hilarious HELL NAHH segment. Would Bubba let Ray Lewis hit him a full speed? HELL NAHH!! (34:30)Finally, Trashh of the Day goes to Rick Ross and Bubba defends Gunna. He ain't no snitch!! (43:01)#Volume #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Hey, 3 in the morning, the Philadelphia 76ers, they making moves.
They the one that got Paul George.
Yeah, fire.
212 minutes.
Come here.
Paul George said, I'm leaving
LA. I'm going to Grail.
No.
Y'all done got another injury
prone mother if you ask me.
Y'all like Paul George
during the regular season. Playoff beat
trash. And y'all
know it. Him,
Joel Embiid, gonna miss 45
games apiece together.
Thinking y'all going to go out and get him.
Thinking that's going to stop.
It ain't going to do nothing.
I'm going to tell y'all something.
All this is going to be on Tyrese Maxey.
Watch what I tell you.
All the pressure is going to be on Tyrese Maxey.
Embiid, big footer, going to be out with a foot injury.
Paul George is going to be out with another leg injury.
Watch what I tell you.
And I love playoff people.
But I'm telling you, he injury prone.
I tell you what.
I tell you what, Philadelphia.
Since y'all done paid Paul George, y'all done gave Tyree Maxey a five-year, two-and-four
minute.
I tell you what.
You better go out and get the best training and staff that you got in the world.
You going to need them.
Every game, they going to be rubbing Paul George, Joel Embiid's ass down.
I said, I'm not doing the job
no more. Y'all got to find
something else. Y'all gonna have to bring in
some damn scientists to help Paul
George and Joel Embiid being healthy. I'm just
being honest. So wallow
and get it for y'all store running around
Philadelphia, happy and excited.
You might want to sit your ass down somewhere.
Yeah, it look good on paper, but in the end, you ain't gonna do a me me ta ta let's talk about it do y'all think Paul
George move a needle for the 76ers give me the comment section right now let me know let me go
ahead and tell you hell no regular season he gonna put up some stats well they gonna be outstanding
oh y'all gonna be man, the sisters got some.
Wait till playoff time here.
Injury book.
Watch.
Paul George out of week.
Joel Embiid out of week.
Watch what I tell you.
They got Tobias Harris over there.
What y'all going to do with him?
What y'all going to do with him over there?
I want to know.
Meet me over here.
You and Rick Rubin cool? He hugging on you from the back. What over there, fellas? I want to know. Meet me over here. You and Rick Rubin cool?
He hugging on you from the back.
What you going to do?
I want to know.
He's going down in the NBA right now.
Detroit Pistons.
They're going to get Cade Cunningham.
Five-year, 226-million stint.
Well deserved.
And I'm hearing people saying, why would they do that?
He the best player on the motherfucking team.
Held them down last year when they were money winning, when they
were losing all them motherfucking games.
Not only did the people in Detroit lose games,
they lost her, they lost
to the San Francisco 49
in the playoffs when they was up.
Detroit had a bad year last year, man.
Started good, ended bad.
And I love my people in
Detroit. Don't even get me started. Ain't nothing
but love in Detroit for me
But Detroit deserves better than that
Now y'all can go out and hire
Ernie Bickerstaff
The head coach that was with the Cleveland Cavaliers
That they fired
I like it
Got rid of one brother, bring in another brother
I'm all for that kind of behavior
Come here
Detroit
Listen up I know y'all falling that kind of behavior. Come on. But Detroit,
listen up.
I know y'all falling in love with the Detroit line,
rightfully so.
But it's going to take
the Detroit Pistons
a little bit more
motherfucking time
to get what they need to get.
Grand Hill ain't walking
through them motherfucking
doors no more.
Now you had your superstar
in Grand Hill.
God forbid it got hurt,
but let's go back to that Grand Hill
era for a minute, y'all. And I got
some old schools in here with me. Let's go back
to that Grand Hill era. Do y'all remember
the mother and Feebles Grand Hill
had? Everybody had a proud little mother
and Feebles. 6'8",
4'0", from out of Duke,
they would even call him the next
Michael Joy. Y'all know I ain't lying.
They would call the Grand Hill the next Michael Joy
I'm telling y'all
You had to see it, man
You had to see what Green Hill was able to do
With them Pistons
I remember them playing against the Chicago Bulls
Pippen couldn't hold it
Pippen was a great defender
Pippen couldn't hold it
MJ couldn't hold him
His first step was explosive
And when he get by you he ducking
This ain't nothing that does this ain't this ain't nothing I'm telling you I'm telling you is real
Go in a very anybody you won't go ask them about great. Yeah, Jager pinky. Y'all know that you mm-hmm
He had Jager before big dumbo won
Will Smith.
Yeah, you know, Jada like him light-skinned and tall.
Right here with light skin and 6'8". Don't forget his father, Calvin Hill.
Come here.
Played in the NFL.
Come here.
I'm putting you on some trivia.
Putting you up on the history of the game today.
Bullshitting around this bubble dub show.
Had a hell of a weekend.
Dying down in Memphis. Yeah.
Doing shows. Yeah. Running
in the potholes and everything. Yeah.
Dying in Memphis. Tell my dog
we got an after party. No.
I'm not partying no more. In Memphis y'all
get more Luther King. Elvis die
dying now. Dolph die dying.
I'm not dying dying now. Never.
Stayed in my damn
hotel room and read my Bible the entire trip.
See, mm-mm.
Y'all not kidding me.
Not tricking me.
You can trick anybody else with the hoes and everything else.
Come on down.
We'll have a good time.
See, I have a good time right in my motherfucking room.
Yep.
Damn right.
Father God.
Why has I forsaken me?
That's what I'm doing now, man.
We had a great time, Donna.
But let me get back to the NBA, NBA. There's a lot going on.
Klay Thompson.
Oh yeah, Klay Thompson with the Warriors.
He ain't coming back.
Can y'all believe that?
Let me slow it down for a minute.
I'm going to deaden this camera. I'm talking to you, Klay.
I'm talking to your lad.
Now, for two years,
the Golden State Warriors gave your yellow ass $70 million to ride the bench and go fishing.
You can't take no $50 million, mother fucking deal.
Are you crazy?
When you was hurt, they gave you $70 million to ride the mother fucking bench and go fishing.
Ride that boat you got to fit everything.
And this is the mother
can thank you,
give Steph courage.
Huh?
Four rings?
It gotta be something else,
something, mother.
But you gotta be mad
I don't wanna go back.
But I tell you what,
if you gonna leave,
you bring your big bad ass
on down to L.A.
We got something for you down there. Come on down to L.A., Clayton. ass on down to L.A. We got something for you down there.
Come on down to L.A., Clay. We got water
in L.A. We'll get you a nice house
out there in Santa Monica. Shit.
And we'll ball out. That's what
the Lakers need. Dude, you always talking about
the Lakers. You mother... Right, I'm going to talk
about them. That's my squad.
That's my team.
I'm going to ride and die with them.
Go out and get played
We need a shoe
We done got picked up
The old boy
In the draft
Um
Now we need another shoe
To go around LeBron
And they deep
Seem like D-Lo
Seem like your talking ass
Ain't gonna go nowhere
So we stuck with you
I tell you what
I tell you what
We need to bring in
Uh
What you call them people
Um
A psych person
Psychiatrician
Somebody to evaluate D D-Lo.
It's psyche.
Because every time your mind, every time trade talks come up, you fall off a little bit.
We don't need that, fam.
This the NBA.
You all know you can be traded at any time.
Y'all got to get over that.
And I know a lot of the players be saying, man, man, that's messing with your mind.
Man, y'all boy making 30 and 40 million a motherfucking year.
Trade me to wherever.
I'm going to be good. Long as this to wherever. I'm going to be good.
As long as this bank stuff, I'm going to be good.
Simple as that.
They ain't like us. You know what I'm saying? Po-fo.
We lose our job. We ain't got nothing else to do.
Y'all motherfuckers still got 30 and 40 million?
Ain't crying.
Come on, Clay.
We need you, man. Lakers, man. We already
lost Jonah. Jonah that went to the
wizard think he got a two-year or three-year 30 million dollar deal he left new orleans he
stayed down with them damn on he stayed down with that cajun food he going up there to chocolate
city come up there you ain't gonna win we know you went for the money fam i get it i ain't knocking
i ain't not deontay murray he went down there took a new New Orleans Pelicans, too. He got another boo man eating at Zion.
Hopefully, they can do something.
I don't know.
They already got Zion.
They got Deontay Murray.
They got, what's his name?
Ingram.
Brandon Ingram down there.
Still got CJ McCullough.
Got a nice young squad down there in New Orleans.
Hopefully, they can come together.
They could really be special.
I know they lost their big man.
Hopefully, they can find another one to replace Jonas.
But I think the New Orleans Pelicans can make some noise next year in the West.
Given on the talent that they have,
if Zion can lose some motherfucking weight,
stop staying in the kitchen and staying in the gym,
they can do something.
And that's going to get him on.
Now, Zion can ball, man, when he's healthy.
But the question is, when is he healthy?
Same thing with Paul Joy.
Same thing with Joel on Skeletor, Wine, Ass, and B.
It's the same thing.
These motherfuckers can't stay healthy.
Now, if I'm in the NBA and I'm going to be doing,
I'm going to be getting on the phone with LeBron.
Fam, what are you doing to your body?
What you putting in your body?
I don't want motherfuckers.
No, but I don't want the same stuff that Ryan Garcia was putting in his body. But I want to know what you're putting in your body, I don't want to motherfucking know. But I don't want the same stuff that Ryan Garcia was putting in his body.
But I want to know what you're putting in your body.
That's all.
It's questions.
It's resources.
That's all.
I want to get better.
I don't want to be hurt.
I want to better perform.
Just like in the bedroom.
I got tired of, you know what I'm saying, getting excited too fast.
You know, I want to get excited a little later.
So I got some honey back, and I made adjustments to my thing.
Now I'm in that mood.
Grind, bump and grind.
I don't mind.
Do you mind if I six you?
I don't mind.
All through the night.
I don't mind making it feel so right.
I don't know nothing about changing faces, man.
If you know anything about changing faces, then you got to know that the big homie that's in prison right now, R. Kelly, wrote for him.
Yeah, he probably got something from one of them, too.
Hopefully, they was overage.
You know what I'm saying?
Because we know how he get down.
But that's still my brother.
I still love him. I ain't going to kick him because he down i still love rk lennon man even though he was wrong for what he did and he's supposed to be in jail but hey the
man music is phenomenal we even wrote for michael jacks come here mike loved him check what y'all
want mike loved him so i'll tell you what rnb right now is lacking because of rk lennon not
being able to be in the game right now man rk lennon can help a lot of theseB right now is lacking because of R. Kelly not being able to be in the game right now man
R. Kelly can help a lot of these artists right now real talk now you got to be in there with
him supervising watching him otherwise gonna be some motherfucking trouble R. Kelly gonna do
something you can't put him in no room with no female under age shit he gonna fold but if you
putting it but if you in the room with him in her or he whoever you can work things out focus on the music hell nothing else but the money you know you
get over get the eyeball touching and getting on set don't be doing all that
he goes to do some that one goes to do some you know it's bad enough on Kelly
gone we had to sit up room last night watch that trash at BT war they gonna
gave us or his, right for sure.
But when Crooked Ma Bobby Brown gonna get his motherfucking award?
When Bobby gonna get something?
Man, y'all give Bobby Brown so much slack, man.
Bobby Brown left what?
What was it?
Mini Dish?
Left them?
Went solo. Hooked up with Babyface. Man, Bobby Brown left what? What was it? Mini Dish? Left them?
Went solo?
Hooked up with Babyface?
Made hits?
My prerogative.
Tenderoni?
Y'all better go back and look at Bobby Brown hits right now.
He give a bad flack.
And yeah, Janet Jackson.
Hell yeah, he was hitting Janet when she was elder
farce.
I know it's elder farce, but elder farce, the fire
because elder farce was on that work, on that
crack. He was on it. He was on that
bottle, straight drop too. They had
that straight drop back in the day. Elder farce
was on it. Miles would like them.
Every time Janet come off
from the tour, he was, Miles,
freaking, that ain't happen to Bobby
That wasn't all power
That was work
Yeah
Real talk
Then he went over there and got with
R.I.P. to the late great Whitney Houston
Yeah Bobby Howard
Hell man Bobby
Was that guy
No
His troublesome
Background The bad guy This and that But overall man Hell, man, Bobby, what's that guy? No, it's troublesome background.
The bad guy, this and that.
But overall, man, what Bobby Brown brought to the R&B game
will never be the same, man.
His style, his charisma, his dancing.
I remember watching television with my mom and pops.
They were watching the Soul Train.
Bobby Brown would come on there, man, and just do his motherfucking thing.
I know my old heads in here right now, and they're going to agree with me.
I'm like, dude, you ain't lying, man.
That Tenderoni album was fire.
I'm talking about Don't Be Cruel.
It was fire.
Bobby had that haircut, like the little ramp on the side with the party in it.
He would dance. Oh, man, the women went ramp on the side with the party in it. He would dance.
And, oh, man, the women went crazy, man, with Bobby Brown.
Women love Bobby Brown.
And, yeah, shout out to Bobby Brown, what he was able to do on that.
But the BET World, to miss us up there cussing everybody out.
I get it, us.
I understand people talk down on you.
False allegations.
That's happened when you're a star, man.
That's what you signed up for.
That happens, bro.
Each and every day.
Not only you, everybody.
He gave a shout out to Jermaine Dupri.
Baby Face, of course.
They're the people who kept it solid with him.
People who write music with him.
Usher Goat, man.
Like I said, he deserved to be celebrated.
But I'm just saying, there's some other people that's still alive and older,
has done it longer, should have been celebrated before him.
And I feel like Crooked Mouth, Pop Billy, Spurn Face looking ass,
Bobby Brown should have been awarded something.
That's how I feel right now.
Now let's get back to the sport.
Old Popovich, boy, clever.
The one guy, Chris Paul, brawly man, veteran point guard to help Wimpy.
That's going to be good for Wimpy.
It's going to be number one in alley hoops.
And I know what you're saying.
Chris Paul, oh, and he is.
And he is.
But he stayed for him.
So he insured up real tough.
He stayed for him.
He insured up,
and he going to be able to teach Wimby the game.
He going to be like,
one thing about Chris Powell,
when he throw it down in the paint
and Wimby throw it back out,
Chris Powell going to throw it right back down now.
Now that's on you, big man.
We going to move out the way.
Also, you on your own now. So I think that was a great pickup by the San Antonio Sp, big man. We're going to move out the way. Also, you're on your own now.
So I think that was a great pickup by the second tongue of your spurs, man.
Getting a veteran point guard like Chris Powell.
I'm going to be real, and I'm going to go all the way back.
I'm going to go all the way back.
I'm going to start with Chris Powell, and I'm going to go all the way back up to James Harden.
Apologize.
Listen here.
Chris Powell don't give a damn about winning no ring.
He don't care.
He can make up in his mind, I'm going to get this paper.
I think he feel like he cursed. Same way with James Harden.
Took the two year 70 million. James Harden don't give a damn about a number of striples and donuts and money.
That's all James Harden care about is striples and donuts and money.
He don't care about nothing else. When James Harden retire, I bet you go get that same BBL Drake got.
I bet you when James Harden retire, he go down and get that same BBL Drake got.
I ain't mad at him.
He got the money to do it.
He got the money to get the best BBL in the mother.
Real talk.
Y'all women running around out here.
Need to go ask Drake who did his surgery.
Him and Ben no careful.
Need to go ask them.
Because they navel still in the same spot.
Y'all be moving and shit. I don't know if it's a magnet or
nothing, but your navel supposed to be right here.
Y'all sit all up here on your
shoulder blade. I thought a girl, I thought
it was a hickey. Hell, it's a damn
navel. Come on now.
I'm just saying, I'm just keeping the 100
man on this show. We ain't going to sugarcoat on
this show. Matter of fact, if you get not tuned in
to this show, if you're getting out of tune
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For the people that's watching this show, you know how I start the show off with.
I ain't got to say it.
You already know what I want you to do when I first come on.
I say what I would like for you to do.
Y'all been doing it. You been getting in the comments. Everywhere, every city I go,
I'm getting people. Bro, we love the show. Keep it going. Man, thank y'all so much, man.
I ain't got to say it no more. I know at first I was saying it because I was just putting it
in the atmosphere. See, sometimes you got to put things in the atmosphere. Like when you broke,
you got to say, you know what, God? I ain't going to be broke for long. I'm going to start getting
a whole bunch of money. And for you to know i'm gonna start getting a whole bunch of money and for you know it you start getting a whole bunch of money
and when you start getting a whole bunch of money you gotta put that bunch of money back
because you got to remember where you was before that and you don't want to get back to that so
when you're getting that paper because i know some of y'all out there getting that paper male
and female yeah put some of it. I know you want to go out
and go shopping. Want to go get the new joy.
Want to get the dunks. Want to get
hold off.
Stack it up for about three or four months.
Yeah, I'm talking about stack it till it rot
or I pick it off. Stack it till it
rot. Then you're going to get
then you're going to get
the
the Louis or the Gucci. Whatever you like. You ain't got to get none of that stuff, man. You can go right down the the the the louis or the gucci whatever you like you ain't gotta get none
of that stuff man you can go right down here to walmart and still be fly than somebody that's
wearing the gucci that's how but i'm saying put that money up for ryan and dave that's all i'm
saying paul joyce ain't wait went down there to feel it like i said got that money he don't give
about rings he don't give a about rings he. He don't give a fuck about rings.
He don't.
I think Paul George said, you know what?
This is going to be my last big time getting a big contract like this. Let me go on and get the most money that I can get right now.
And I think that's what he did.
Paul George.
Most players don't.
Some people are going to choose wealth over rings.
At the end of the day, you're going to want to be an NBA player 10, 15 years,
broke, and having to sell your ring that you might have won for money. So of the day, you're going to want to be an NBA player 10, 15 years broke and having to sell your
ring that you might have won for
money. So I feel like, you know what?
I'm going to make all the motherfucking money
I can make. If I win,
great. But if I don't, I'm still good.
Now, if Paul George don't never win
a ring, he's still a Hall of Famer at the end of the
day. Chris Paul's still a Hall of Famer
at the end of the day. James Harden,
James Ratteef Harden, still a Hall of Famer at the end of the day. James Harden, James Ratteef Harden, still a Hall
of Famer at the end of the day.
Tell me I'm wrong. Get in the comment section right now
and say, you know what, man? You make a lot of sense,
fam. You make a lot of sense,
but I get it.
Paul George going to the 76ers
with Joel Embiid and with Tyrese Max.
It looked great on paper. It looked like,
man, maybe they could contend
in the East. If they looked like, man, maybe they could contend in the East.
And if they stay healthy, yes.
But they ain't.
That's the whole thing.
Them Negroes got to be AI generated to stay healthy.
Ain't no skinway.
Joy LMB, Paul George.
That ain't going to happen.
It just ain't going to happen, y'all.
Now, you can, now, I'm just saying, get in the comments right now.
We're going to talk about it.
Will Paul George play over 50 games next year?
Will Joel Embiid play over 50 games next year?
That's the big question right there.
That's for everybody to go and want to know.
I want to see you, Wallo, running around this moment, same way you running around Philadelphia right now,
and you and Gilly up and down these sidewalks. I want the same you, Wallo, running around this same way you running around Philadelphia right now and you and Gilly up and down these
sidewalks. I want
the same action next year.
I want to see it.
Every video of Gilly, don't you get on her crying
because you bragging right now.
You bragging. Hey, right from the start, you got
Paul George, man. You got one of the best two-way
players in the game right now. You got
Tyrese Maxson, 23-year-old
dog. I'm talking about a dog. You got Tyrese Maxson, 23-year-old dog.
I'm talking about a dog.
You got it.
But what is bike like?
Everybody got a dog.
Every dog can bark.
But can you... What's your bike like?
My mother can bike over here
like a hyena.
Come here.
I'm biking through bones over...
Come here.
Hey. Next year gonna be crazy in the NBA, man. I'm biting through bones over here. Come here.
Hey, next year is going to be crazy in the NBA, man.
I don't know if y'all know that or not, but it's cranking up the NBA.
Got that $76 billion TV deal, and they're giving out money like it's crazy right now.
Like I said, we still don't know what Klay is going to do.
LeBron was stated to sign a $3.166 million deal.
But if he could get some key free agents, he would have took a pay cut.
Well, it looked like he had taken no pay cut because I don't really see him getting nobody major.
I mean, OK, I could say Clay, but Clay over the hill.
You know what I'm saying? Like, yes, for shooting wise.
But other than that, I don't really see nobody else out there.
It seemed like DeMar DeRozan going to stay put in Chicago.
Zach Levine look like he going to stay put since that Golden State proposal
trade stalled out.
Now that Chris Powell gone to the San Antonio Spurs.
So let's just keep watching.
I'm going to keep reporting on it.
Letting y'all know what's going on with that.
No breaking news.
Rick Ross went up to Canada and got into it with Drake people.
Got his security stomped out.
Yeah, Ross was in there talking to all the furs.
Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop.
See, big boy didn't get in there.
Big boy stayed back.
You boys get in there.
What the fuck? Get in there big boy stay back you both get it now get in there help me big boss i'm not getting stressed up this what i pay y'all will do i don't blame you rose i
wouldn't have got another evil see i know i can't fight see if i'm paying you but you better die
now just figure of speech that's just how it goes what i'm saying by saying dying if i'm paying you
be my security guard your objectives to protect me with your life.
You better go in there and die.
I'm going to act like you're going to die for me if you want to keep getting this paint
check machine because you'll be frying fish Friday if you don't.
That's all I'm saying.
Get in there and fight for me.
Same way with my girl.
I get into a war with somebody, get in there and fight for me.
Stress, claw, do whatever you got to do to protect me.
That's going to let me know if I I wanna be with your ass or not.
Gotta be a
protector. I can't fight. I need somebody to remind
me all the time that can throw them motherfucking
times. Hell.
And I mean throw them too.
I ain't talking about closing your
eyes and throwing punches. I'm talking about really
getting down, protecting your face
like this.
Throwing that left eye where you can't see it. You know what I. Throwing that left out there where you can't
see it. You know what I'm saying? Throwing that lightning
where you can't see the thunder. Damn right.
I'm going to need somebody on my team. Got to lift up like
Joe Frazier. Come here. Joe.
Damn right. Joe Frazier. Left foot. Broke.
I'm going to leave y'all.
Yeah.
Broke his jaw.
Thriller and Manila.
Joe Frazier was a killer Gotta love it man
Gotta love what's going on out here right now man
Everybody out here having a good time
My family, my people
Man we had to get together
Wasn't no fights
Good food
Hell of flies though
I can't do with motherfucking flies
Great food
Me and my people we had a good
time nobody asked to borrow money because i already put it out there before i got down now
i'm pulling up or somebody asked me for a moment me me tata i'm gone i don't want to hear nothing
about no money i don't give a damn about how telling me how you struggling motherfucker i
can see you struggling i can see it give me time let me get out here and build and build and build
then i can give back but right now I ain't got nothing to give.
I gave all my money to the hole. You know what I'm saying?
I barely got energy. You want a hundred packs of Red Bull? I'd be on my ass right now.
I wouldn't even be able to do this show right now. I'm going to be for real.
So I'm just saying, give me time. Give me time.
We're going to get there. Yeah, we're going to get there. Believe that.
We still got
Hell Nox Semi.
We got the trash of the day coming up.
Man, we're doing big things on this show.
Man, what y'all want to talk about?
Man, I know y'all.
Man, what y'all want to talk about?
Talk to me.
We can talk about anything.
Anybody out there play golf.
Man, I've been going to Topgolf.
Man, I'm going to tell y'all something, man.
It's hard as hell, man.
Man, I didn't know golf was that hard, y'all.
Like, man, I want to give all
my respect to Tiger Woods,
Phil Middleton,
Jack Niggas, all the people that came
and played the game,
Ron Roy, Miguel Roy.
I don't love them, man. Bubba,
I don't love them.
Golf is hard. It's not easy.
You have to be laser focused.
I'm trying to get my swing right because I'm trying to get out there on the golf course with them boys, man.
You know what I'm saying?
Because there's big money in golf.
Big money.
I can't shoot the ball like I used to.
So I want to get out there on the golf course and make some things happen.
And it's fun, man, being out there.
You know what I'm saying?
It's an individual sport, man.
You got to drive a ball 200 or 300 yards,
and then you got to put it.
Golfers would say, if you ain't never played, go and try it.
Go to Topgolf.
Go have a good time.
You can bring your friends.
You can bring your family.
You can bring your homeboy.
They got drinks.
They got food.
You can have a great time in Topgolf.
I'm just saying.
Real talk.
Topgolf, high-leggers, man.
You know what I'm saying?
We need that sponsorship on here.
I'm high-leggers, man. I don't want saying We need that sponsorship I'm high-luckers, man
You know, I don't
Have y'all run up another bag
Or a real talk
All them other
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With the two H's
T-R-A-S-H-H
That's right Two h's duh what's
so good about prize pick duh i tell you this if you put a hundred dollars in they're gonna give
you a hundred now you got two hundred dollars to play with and over there it's more or less what
you mean by more or less well it gets simple if they got caitlin clark to sketch to have 20 points
tonight all you gotta do is put more or less for real that's it if they got um angel reach to
slake to have 13 rebounds, either put more or less.
That's all you.
They got Angel Wilson to Slaker to have 27 points.
More or less.
You can do points.
You can do rebounds.
You can do assists.
And you can do blocks.
You can do three-point attempts.
You ain't got to do that.
You can do baseball.
You can go right down there and do home runs.
You can do all that.
Stolen bases.
Yeah, you can do all that. bases yeah you can do all you can do all that prospect that's
all i'm saying only way you're gonna win if you don't play and i'm playing each and every day
yeah you can spend 10 to 1510 to 15 and you can win a thousand or fifteen hundred dollars you
can't do that nowhere else for prospect so go ahead right now because it's gonna let you know
where you're able to play prospects it when you go inside it's gonna let you know it's going to let you know where you're able to play prize pick set when you go inside it's going to let you know you're going to put in your location yes yes just same way where
your baby mama want to know where you're same way pride pitch want to know where you're so they can
determine if not if you can be able to play i'm dying i could play all day yeah so that's what
you do go to prize pick real top I don't know if y'all seen what Arizona Iced Tea, the owners were saying how they was going to keep the prices at 99 cents.
Salute to y'all for doing that.
I know some of y'all probably think, well, they ain't 99 cents.
That's the stores.
That ain't got nothing to do with the owners.
Now, if y'all ain't never had an Arizona Iced Tea, you tripping.
Some of the best Iced Tea I ever had in my life life i grew up on arizona ice tea i still drink
it to this day so shout out to them owners man for keeping that 99 cents man um that's crazy
though man you know the billion dollar companies man they keep raising the prices and rise raising
the prices and this company is fighting you know fighting to keep it at 99 cents so salute to them for that suit to
arizona ict for that also shout out to my people in detroit i'm gonna be out there november the
first through the second at the house of comedy in detroit go and grab them tickets also i'm gonna
be in plus in california yeah plus california you're gonna be out there yeah 20 july 26th
through july 27th i'm gonna be at be at Tommy T's in Pleasant, California.
Grab them tickets.
That's Friday and Saturday.
That's Sunday.
I'm going to be out in Sacramento at Punchline on the 28th.
Grab them motherfucking tickets.
Come see me do what I do.
Told y'all I be doing my thing.
And I'm going to continue to put the shows in this show.
Let y'all know how I get down on that stage.
I'm a dog.
Some of y'all don't even know what I be doing-up, man, until y'all come see me.
Dog, I didn't even know.
Well, you know now.
I'm one in the morning.
August 8th.
I'm going to be right down there in Shreveport, Louisiana with 50 Cent.
All 50 got a big comedy show.
He going to put your ball on there because he know I'm a dog.
We're going to have a lot of fun now.
Grab them tickets, too.
Grab them tickets. August 8th. I think it's August 8th lot of fun now. Grab them tickets, too. Grab them tickets.
August 8th.
I think it's August 8th through the 11th.
Grab them tickets, man.
Big comedy show.
Comedy and comedy.
Big comedy show down there.
Street Port, Louisiana.
We're down to 50.
Hell, we're down to 50.
See?
Hell, yeah.
Come here.
Book, I don't know if you can call.
But it's going down.
That's all.
It's going down.
Boy, y'all better pull up. I'm trying to tell you right now. Yeah damn thing but pull up. Hell no segment coming up right now. Hey
Don't even get to it somebody hit me up do what Would you ever get in there and help your security guard fight?
Hell nah, that's danger
Nah, nah
I'm supposed to step back and watch them get down and dirty
And let me know if I want to keep them on my team or not
That's back to me
Get in there, I'm beating you
You better get in there
And you better win
Cause when you get back in the truck with me
And we ain't holding your eyes
that ain't a good look.
We supposed to be winners. I got these hoes
to him too. They want to be winners.
And you go in there and lose?
I don't care if it was. Nah, I just won.
You better pray to God that you come out
on top. Better be coming to Hulk.
I'm not doing that.
Another thing, what would you get in there
and cook for your girl
Hell no, I ain't cooking nothing
No
Not cooking nothing
I ain't gonna do nothing but smoke and smoke some brisket
That's all I'm gonna do
Hell, I'm gonna smoke
And I'm gonna smoke that this ain't trash
And smoke some brisket
That's it, boy, get in that kitchen and cook
Shit, not your boy
Gonna starve with me
That's your job
That's your job to get a name cook for me.
Am I already skinny? Hell, feed me
so I can gain some weight. Am I already
malnutrition? My mama them already think
I'm anorexic and all that.
Well, get a name cook for me then.
Hell no,
I'm not doing all that.
And
make up your mind.
There ain't too much going on, man.
Too much going on.
Bubba Dug, man, I'm going to ask you a question, fam.
Hey, man, what you put on your football pad and let Ray Lewis hit you full speed?
Hell no.
You seen what Ray Lewis was doing to them boys.
They bigger than me.
What you think Ray will do to me?
Ray will kill them.
Ray Lewis 6'3", 265. head full of dirt and a little spray.
I'm not letting Ray Lewis hit me.
Letting Ray Lewis hit me full speed.
Knowing he got dirt and a little spray in his blood.
Never.
I love you, Ray Lewis.
But I'm just saying, fam, I got to keep it 100.
And you a Hall of Fame, man. You got two rings.
I love you, fam.
I'm just threatening you, man.
I'm not doing all that, man.
People say the dumbest D-Day.
The dumbest D-Day.
That Ray Lewis hit me full speed.
Not going to happen over him.
Not going to happen.
I'm not going to let it happen.
I'm going to continue
to let my little old life shine.
But y'all talk to me.
What y'all want to talk about
right now, man?
How y'all feeling right now?
You know, NFL training camp finna come up.
You know, you got the summer league finna come up.
Now in Vegas, no, Bronny's going to be gone.
I know y'all can't wait to see what Bronny's going to do in summer league.
I'm going to let you know right now.
He's going to bow out.
What if you're going to think LeBron and that boy ain't in the lab?
You're going to think them boys ain't in the lab right now working on their game?
They're going to talk so much shit to Brunny James in the game.
You ain't your daddy, boy.
He's going to have to be.
I ain't going to say have to be.
I know he's going to be mentally.
He's going to be mentally there.
He's going to be mentally focused.
He's going to be mentally ready, bro.
I feel like, like I said, Brunny James is his own man, bro.
That boy ain't worried about nothing. He in the league now. He's going to be mentally ready, bro. I feel like, like I said, Brennan James is his own man, bro.
That bro ain't worried about nothing.
He in the league now.
He going to continue to work and work because he know when his daddy's gone,
it's going to be real, real hard if his game ain't what it needs to be when his pop's gone.
So I feel like the young man going to get in there and work and work
and get to where he need to get to.
I know some of y'all still in y'all feeling.
What about the other player from USC?
He had more points, more rebounds, and he was better than Bronny James.
Well, if he's as good as y'all say he is, somebody's going to pick him up.
If he's as good as y'all say he is, somebody's going to pick that other young man up.
Somebody's going to get that other man's chance.
I know some of y'all saying, well, the Void Ball, son, Jello, was better than Brunner.
He might have been.
He might be.
But it's all about your background.
He was stinking.
I'm just saying, Jello Ball was Ball was stealing We ain't had nothing
That gonna run it
Ain't had nothing
That stealing
Just like on the car
Watch me
Bring it back again
Look at Jell-O Ball
Yeah you can
Ball dunk and shoot
Better not
Stealing
Them boys don't want
That shit in they locker room
It's your reputation
Same way in life, man.
There's a lot of people out here, man.
There's a lot of people out here that we like got bad attitude.
People don't want to work with them.
Some of y'all can't keep a motherfucking job, not because you got bad attitude.
You don't come to work like you're supposed to.
You know what I'm saying?
You got your reputation, man.
It got to be good, fam.
You know what I'm saying? It got to be up to par.
Me personally, I do think
Jello Ball is better than Rung Jack.
I really do.
But his resume ain't solid.
On his resume, they say the boy's
stealing.
Sticky fingers. Can't trust
him. Can't trust him in the locker room full of that kind of paper. Jerry, something fingers. Can't trust him. Can't trust him
in the locker room
full of them
that kind of paper.
Jerry,
somebody come up to me.
I don't care that he is
reaching for me.
Steal a sticker.
Once a thief,
always a thief.
That's what they told me.
Once a crackhead,
always a crackhead.
Once a potterhead,
always a potterhead.
Once a weedhead,
always a weed.
That's all I'm saying.
Once a dirtyhead,
always a dirtyhead. You all I'm saying. Once a 30 head, always a 30 head.
You can't take no mother...
Even when they go and take them gray white,
when they go and take them orcas out the ocean and put them in seaworld,
every nine, then they act up.
Because they kill us.
Kill us.
That's all I'm saying.
If you see a seal in the middle of the ocean,
you can see he's fighting for his life.
Either from the great white or from them orcals.
That's all I'm saying.
So if you're out there in the middle of the ocean like that old white woman was,
and you see a seal,
don't let that seal get in your mother's boat.
They are being hunted.
Now you being hunted.
Now you being, because you trying to protect the people.
My people, I know it's summertime.
I know you and your family figure it go on vacation.
I know y'all finna go out there to
Colorado, Montana, out there in them wilderness, and you ain't got nothing but some brass spray.
Motherfucker, take a gun, please. I'm tired of them. I'm tired of y'all raising potatoes,
salad-eating motherfuckers, getting mauled. I'm tired of it. Even white people tired of y'all
getting mauled. Stop it. Take a gun.
Stop being so hard-headed.
Stop wanting, I just want to go out here and be free. You gonna be free?
You ain't gonna wake up there with God.
You gonna be free, white people. Stop
going up there with them damn barrels
with that spray. It ain't working.
Turn y'all asses up.
Then they going in y'all backpacks
eating all your food.
Only thing left is the camera, and on the camera is your death.
Stop fucking with them grizzlies up there, man.
If the damn moose is, and the moose bigger than us, if the moose ain't fucking with them,
why we got to go with them?
That's it.
Tired of y'all doing this, white people.
I need y'all here so I can go to them banks and borrow some money
from y'all asses. I can't borrow
no damn money because y'all missing limbs
and shit at six to eight damn
months. Then they bringing in these foreign
motherfuckers and they don't want to get dubbed no damn
no more.
White people, stop going
on these damn dangerous ass vacations
and do what we do nothing we'll go
on vacation early beaches we'll jump in the water about three or four feet that's it then we get our
ass right back out on the sand yeah that's what we do y'all want to get all in there go snorkeling
and do all this shit knowing you got cuts and shit all on you and shit knowing that's gonna
draw in prey that's what it's going to do.
Come on, now.
Got to think this shit through. My trash of the day
going to Rick Rouse Security
Guard. Trash.
50 of them is two of
y'all. You got to be able to go to Rouse and
look here, fam.
We ain't over our head on them. I love you
and I rock with you. Yeah, I'm MNG
forever, but tonight, we're
going to chill out. That's what you
got to do sometimes. You got to think shit through.
Fam, I know you got me to be on go.
But fam, I'm not doing that. I don't want to
get enough. Shit.
You get your one ass enough.
I'm not going. No.
Me and Rick Ross would have fought right
there on the motherfucking spot. Security guard fighting
rough. We would have threw down right there on the spot
And I would've won
I'm a dirty fighter
I got through salt, clay, everything else
And Ross, I shit before I fought them damn Canadians
Shit, they don't fight fair
Lucky they didn't get stabbed out there
They ain't playing behind BBL Drake
I'm just glad nobody got killed
Glad Ross is okay
Glad security guard is okay
Hopefully
Put some meat on the fan
But other than that though man
You gotta be careful out here man
People ain't playing prayer out here man
Canadians ain't liking that Kendrick Lamar song
See Drake they hero
But I don't understand y'all Canadians though
Y'all, the song went
number one up there. They not like
us. Went number one up there. What y'all, what y'all,
y'all, man. Y'all,
that don't even make sense to me.
That don't even make sense to me.
But, man, if you watching this show, man, you know, I just
want to thank y'all for tuning in, man. Like I
said, we ain't five days a week no more. Not right
now, because there ain't that much going on. Football
season, we going to be back five days a week. Right now, we like three or four days a week. We popping up like Jack in the Box. We don't five days a week no more. Not right now because there ain't that much going on. Football season, we're going to be back five days a week.
Right now, we're like three or four days a week.
We're popping up like Jack in the Box.
We don't even know when you're going to drop.
Yeah, you do.
Cut them notifications on.
Yeah, all you got to do, cut them notifications on and cut your locations out
because I know your girl is looking for you.
Hey, cut your notifications on.
Got to know.
Cut it on.
When they come on, you know what to do.
Tune in. Give them the comments. Go ahead and start sharing it to your people. Dub on. gots to know cut it on when they come on you know what to do tune in
give them the comments
go ahead and start
sharing it to your people
dub on
and if you can't watch it
you know what I told you
to do
go on back down
to the Apple Podcast
and Spotify
now if you watch this show
today
you know I talked about
the NBA free agency
Paul George went to the 76ers
on a five year
$212 million deal
they even
gave Tyrese Maxey extension a five-year, $205 million deal.
Detroit Pistons gave Kay Cunningham a five-year, $226 million extension.
They brought in Ernie Biggestow.
It might be Bernie Biggestow.
I might have his name in this, though.
Brought him in as well.
Chris Powell went to
the Spurs.
Clay Thompson haven't signed
nowhere yet.
John Valencuscus,
however you say his name, went to the Washington Wizards.
Chris, I'm just waiting
because the dog bought him.
So, just hold on.
Another thing I don't know if y'all saw.
Y'all saw that fan run up on Gunner
and call him a rat.
Come on, fam.
Don't call him a rat,
but keep walking.
I don't stay right that way yet.
Man, them put out two fire albums.
Y'all still calling him a rat.
Me and Rob George,
him and everybody else running around here.
You ain't saying nothing to them?
I'm sick of y'all, man.
Let that man live his life. Man, them rats. Slime't saying nothing to them. I'm sick of y'all, man. Let that man live his life.
Man, it didn't rap.
Slime ain't going to jail. Slime going
home.
If you ask me, that time did
Slime good. Slime done gained weight.
Yeah.
That ain't Young Thug. That's Big Thug now.
So, man, y'all
gotta let that go with me. Y'all gotta let that go
with Gunner, man. Gunner out here doing his thing. He ain't killing nobody. He ain't jumping on nobody. He ain't harming nobody, man, y'all got to let that go with, man Y'all got to let that go with Gunner, man Gunner out here doing his thing
He ain't killing nobody
He ain't jumping on nobody
He ain't harming nobody, man
Them the kind of people that we need
Them the kind of people y'all trying to take out
Leave him alone
Leave Gunner alone
Keep doing you, Gunner
You ain't doing nothing wrong, fam
You did what you had to do
To get back out here and get that money
I bet them checks still hitting thugger account.
I bet you that.
Wait till thugger come home.
Him and Gunner going to get together and put out a fire.
And I'm all for it.
Free slide.
You watching this show, man?
Thank y'all for watching this show, man.
I really appreciate it, man.
We growing over him.
And we glowing like pregnant women over him.
And we going to kill right
my baby mama talking about she's pregnant it ain't mine yeah yeah shit that ain't my baby
that's the pastor baby and you know it you're not putting that kid on me
i knew you were gonna do that shit you wait then you wait then you need to sit there and call him
and let him know that you're pregnant if you don't want to let the pastor know you're pregnant, I'll tell the first lady.
I'll go to church this Sunday and let the whole world know
you and the pastor been sleeping together.
No, you wouldn't.
She'll try me.
Try to call me again and say it's mine.
Watch what I do.
Watch what I do.
Bad news will beat you home.
Neho, something else I hear.
Boy, trying to put kids on the door.
That ain't mine. Mm-mm. We not doing that. I'm only taking care of mine. Thank y'all for watching this show Real talk
I'll see y'all again when I see y'all
I'm out