Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Kamala ate Trump up in debate!! Cowboys about to whoop Saints!!

Episode Date: September 12, 2024

Bubba Dub is back and he’s fired up about last night’s presidential debate between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump. Kamala meant business and ate him up!! Trump looking like a scared puppy dog. TRA...SHH!! Then, Dub gives has take on who should perform the Super Bowl Halftime Show in New Orleans after it was announced that Kendrick Lamar had been selected. After, Bubba previews Week 2 of NFL action starting with Josh Allen and the Buffalo Bills in Miami to take on Tyreek Hill and the Dolphins. The Dallas Cowboys are in New Orleans to take on the Saints, and Dub is 100% confident that the Boys will pull out a W!! Finally, Bubba goes off in his Hell Nahh segment regarding rumors of Colorado Football Coach Deion Sanders leaving the University, and gives Trashh of the Day to Donald Trump!! #volume #clubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:30 Hey, it's Jay Calpern. We have a new limited series of my podcast, Deep Cover, out now, all about George Santos. It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone. How did George Santos convince everyone that he was someone else? And how deep do his lies go? Listen to Deep Cover George Santos
Starting point is 00:00:55 on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. My name is Ariel. I moved to the US at 19. I spoke no English and I struggled finding job opportunities. podcasts. me. When you graduate, they graduate. Find free and supportive adult education centers near you at finishyourdiploma.org. Brought to you by Dollar General Literacy Foundation and the Ad Council. The Volume Good evening y'all. Good evening y'all. Welcome to the BUBBA DUBS show. Yeah, you know routine before I like to start my show,
Starting point is 00:01:50 don't hit the like button, cause y'all been real, y'all been real stingy with the likes. Don't hit the subscribe button too. Come on, all my new subscribers, welcome. Welcome to the BUBBA DUBS show. Y'all finally getting to see who I am. I'm a dog.
Starting point is 00:02:08 That's right. Before we get to the sports today, let's talk about Kamala Harris and Donald Trump. Let's talk about him. She ate his mother fucking raisin in the potato salad. It's up last night. Guess what she did? And Doug ain't even in the politics.
Starting point is 00:02:25 I don't even give a, my bi-politics. But I tell you what, it was very interesting last night. All Donald Trump wanted to do was deflect. And Kamala Harris said, not on my mother, okay, watch. You wanna sit up here and talk about everybody else, Trump. Let's talk about these 75 felonies you got. Because he got them. Trump got 75 motherfucking felonies and ain't going to jail.
Starting point is 00:02:54 And ain't going to jail either. And guess what? I don't even give a damn about him going to jail. I don't care nothing about that. All I care about is the laughs I can get from these two people. And damn it, they gave it to me last night. Now Donald Trump come out on there talking about the immigrants, the illegal immigrants is coming over here eating our pets,
Starting point is 00:03:16 eating our cats and dogs. What the hell you being Trump? We been eating cats and dogs our whole damn lives. I ain't no immigrant. I know I done ate a dog or two. Shit, yeah. The way I'm barking, Ryan, you know, I know. I done ate some kind of animal. But we don't wanna talk about that, Trump.
Starting point is 00:03:37 We wanna know what can you do for us black folk? That's the big question right here. White people, I'm gonna get to y'all in a minute because I know y'all watch this show and you know I rock with you too. But right now I'm talking to the brothers. We don't wanna know with Donald Trump, what are you gonna do for us black folks?
Starting point is 00:03:51 We don't wanna hear no more motherfucking lies. We don't wanna hear all that, thank you for getting Kodak black, pill popping ass out that time. Thank you for that. But what are you gonna do for us that's gonna help us right now? We need more than 1200 motherfucking dollars. Some of you Negroes still stuck
Starting point is 00:04:08 on that $1200 Trump gave us. Just let it go. It's over with. We talking about right now. We won't change right now. Do you hear me? I want the people to know. I want the people to know today. It's either gonna be Kamala. It's gonna be Trump. One want them people to know today. It's either going to be Kamala. It's going to be Trump. One of them two going to be one of them two going to be the president of the United States and you have to make a decision. Not me, not your mama, not your daddy, not your girl, not your kid, not your boss. You're going to have to make you going to have to
Starting point is 00:04:41 make that choice of who you want in the office All I care about is whoever get in motherfucking office Take her as Americans And give a cost. I'm just saying and i'm black take her for one take her us out the back Like stop paying us land don't want to pay us black folk further Yeah, so we can start paying our bills on time go and pay us up front now kamala harris now yesterday. I ain't gonna lie. You ate trump up in that debate It sounded good But is your word your bond? Because both of them don't get up there and say what they supposed to say for us to go out there and elect them
Starting point is 00:05:19 But is your word is your bone kamala harris is what I want to to know cuz I love her for some of my black people She ain't black shit. She got some milk From what I seen last night. She got something She got some soul somewhere I don't know what she getting it who who helping her or what but the girl got some soul in oh well then shook Trump hand to how you doing? Let me introduce myself. I'm Kamala Harris fan Then she shook her hand out that she shook his hand. She know Trump hands nasty She trump his and don't even don't even shake when he get to pissing nor watch his hand. I Don't want no president don't wash their hands after they use the restroom.
Starting point is 00:06:07 Not at all. So some of y'all sit there all night. Come on, man. I'm telling y'all the only truth for today. Like Kamala Harris said, Trump, you got fired in front of 81 million motherfucking people and you still saying you got cheated, stop it. No thing y'all might not know. Taylor Swift done got behind old Kamala Harris. What they tell you, if the motherfucking Swifties
Starting point is 00:06:37 is behind Kamala Harris, I don't know what to tell you. Now I know y'all man, we ride with Trump, ride with him. Some of y'all are gonna ride with him. Ride with him too, ride with whoever you wanna ride. Just stop getting in my DM and asking me who I'm voting for. Neither. Voting for me and only me. So you gotta make the best decision for you and your family.
Starting point is 00:07:04 Yeah, stop worrying about everybody else family We're about your own family True story some of y'all now mad at me behind this Tyrese situation How many 20,000 too much man? Let me tell you Negro something if you don't lay down with them ducks You wouldn't have that motherfucking problem I'm not gonna see the and feel sorry for no motherfucking tybreeze. This nigga playing Fast and Furious movie, he probably got plenty of money. Niggas who manage the ones who ain't paying their child support.
Starting point is 00:07:38 Yeah, you a coward. You ain't paying child support? Yes, you a coward. Now is it right? How don't women do it? It ain't they be getting? Yes, you a coward. Now is it right how them women do it? It ain't they be getting over and them judges be helping them get over. I agree. He knew that before he laid down with that mother. He knew that before he married her. He knew how she was.
Starting point is 00:08:01 If you don't date them, you won't have them mother fucking problems. Come down to the projects, I'm going to get you a real sister. Find you a good sister. Pretty too. CNA? Oh, and the healthy is? There's a lot of fine CNAs around this motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:08:18 Tyrese could have found him. Now he want them exotic motherfuckers. Now you got them exotic problems. Little Tyrese, that's my brother. Now he want we want them exotic motherfuckers. Now you got them exotic problems Lil Tyrese that's my brother but then the choices he made what that man eat don't make me shit But him going on this thing crying now listen that man y'all falling for that he ain't doing me trying to sell that movie get all the attention on him oh Oh, he going through Chileswood. He going through all that. Oh, he got a new move coming out. Y'all too blind to see it.
Starting point is 00:08:52 Y'all too blind. Y'all can't see the forest for the trees. Sometimes you got to be able to see. We got to be able to see above the BS out here in the world that's going on. There's a lot of BS going on around him. Y'all don't want to talk about it, but we're going to talk about it. We talked about Jay-Z and Lil Wayne. Oh, he helped Lil Wayne with 14 million tags.
Starting point is 00:09:11 And? I'm good for you. But what they got to do with this man performing? Nah, he ain't the host. The Ciglia Fissures picked cool. Even, OK, let's just say for example, today, if Lil Wayne don't even get to come out at all Super Bowl, who would y'all want to see? That's the thing I'm asking y'all today. Who would y'all want to see perform at the Super Bowl with Kendrick Lamar?
Starting point is 00:09:38 If Lil Wayne or nobody from New Orleans don't get to go, who would y'all want to see with Keghout on stage? Because I don't have a problem with Keghout. I don't get to go who would y'all want to see with Keg out on stage? Because I don't have a problem with Keg out. I don't. I'm just calling it like I was seeing it. I ain't got no problem with Jay-Z either. But I know he full of shit. Too many people say it. That's all. Too many motherfuckers and people keep coming on her saying Jay-Z full of shit. and people keep coming over saying Jay-Z full of shit. Tell me y'all watching full of shit. I'm full of shit. Some people find I'm full of shit.
Starting point is 00:10:10 But y'all act like Jay-Z can't be full of shit. Stop it. It's the same man that did DMX like that. DMX, I never came out when he was over there, when Jay-Z was running Def Jam. These are facts. Pete Diddy, I see you running back around trying to make your uh, trying to reappear. Stay your ass hidden.
Starting point is 00:10:35 Now these white people giving us money again and patting us on the back and here you come bringing your dark Vega ass out. Stay in the motherfucking home To mess it up for us now we already done told them chill out on you But they really ain't got nothing on you besides that tape they put out with you You know I'm saying putting that girl in there you have C move that was bad. Um, did it we know that But as a man as a human being I forgive you, but you coming back a little too prematurely right now for me, I need you to stay where you at. Stay where you at right now.
Starting point is 00:11:08 Back in New York, see, everybody in New York mad at Daniel Bones right now. You come back out, they're going to be putting everything back on you. I see you trying to sell your crib in LA. You better sell that motherfucker. You seen what they did to their own Harvey Weinstein? What you think they'll do to you?
Starting point is 00:11:26 You be writing that mother fucker sale with him? Harvey Weinstein ain't coming home? This is a different world we live in. Y'all better start paying attention to what's going on. And everybody that grin ain't your friend. Yeah, you gonna have people coming around, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, I love you boy, you doing your friend. Yeah, you gonna have people coming around, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, I love you boy, you doing your thing, oh boy, whole time plotting.
Starting point is 00:11:50 You got to watch these plotters. You niggas going out here getting these women, and they want to bring them back to your crib, for what? Are you trying to show off? You trying to let them know you got money? You trying, mm-hmm, that's gonna cost you. So when you take one of them damn trips we're out of town.
Starting point is 00:12:05 Somebody gonna keep your door down. Come here. Take everything you got. Now you get back to the house with her. She helping you look for the shit. Then she know what's it. We not gonna do that. We not gonna never do that. You gonna learn something on this show. Because damn it, I'm gonna teach you. Cut the business, because they always say, people say, man, you know what I'm saying, people always talking about experience help a lot of people.
Starting point is 00:12:32 It don't have to be, I don't have to experience some shit to know what not to do or not. I'm telling you right now, stop going out here laying over these hoes, bringing them back to your house. Put them hoes at the room, you potting the house, somebody else, but not your house is not safe.
Starting point is 00:12:46 Especially if you in the limelight, getting money or whatever you is, man. Don't do it. Don't trust them. Don't hold, be lying and plotting and you ask to be on top. Support like Tyrese. Paying $240,000 a month when he don't need to be paying it, but he's paying it. Because he made that decision to go lay down with that mutt to navigate that mutt her parvo shot. He wouldn't have them problems right now today. That's the problem with you, arm nickels.
Starting point is 00:13:15 Stop giving them whole them parvo shots. The whole makingship gets survived off the good Lord Telling you truth for the day. You see me with my Colorado shit on? You see me with my doctor shit on today? I'm the doctor. I'm gonna diagnose some of you Negroes today. Some of you ain't right and you know it. Running around her hating on your own partner.
Starting point is 00:13:40 Somebody you gonna grow up with your whole life. You hating on him cause he doing good doing better than you, you hating on him. Oh, he changing. Now motherfucker, you changing. You the one changing Ryan Young. Oh, I pick a Frank, Frankie Beverly, man. Oh, I pick a Frankie Beverly. We losing so many people every day, man.
Starting point is 00:14:00 We losing somebody, man. And you niggas wanna walk around here mad at the world. Cheer up, nigga. Smile. Take your kids and get a mother an ice cream cone or something. Do something positive sometime. Go to church.
Starting point is 00:14:17 Hell, I just went. I went for different reasons. I went to church because I'm thinking I go to church, cowboy gonna win, they won't, guess what? I'm going again. I'm thinking I go to church, cowboy go in, they won't get what I'm going to get. I'm a repeater fender now. Good Lord, just hold me. You come in, you come out, you're going to be happy. Here I am Lord, father, Lord, here I am. Forgive me. Go on and take my communion. Give me the juice. Put the 200 in the plate like I did. Victory. See, I give all my winners and my victory to the good Lord.
Starting point is 00:14:47 I jump on her, I play, I joke, that's my job. But I'm always gonna give a victory to that man up above. Without him, I wouldn't be where I'm at today. Yeah, it's shining bright on me now, but I remember when there was no light on me. Nothing but dirt, dust covered up. God sent the rain through. Scent the rain through. All that was, I was covered, now I was uncovered. Now I can see now. I can see now. Some of you right now watching this show.
Starting point is 00:15:28 Lost. Don't know which way to go. Don't probably know how what you going to eat today or not. What tomorrow bring? I tell you what you put your faith in that man up a bull right there. You won't, you won't have to worry about that. He said, leave all your worries and give all your burdens to me y'all baby to me oh we gonna have church on this so we gonna have a church we gonna we gonna
Starting point is 00:15:54 have fun on this bubble dub show today you got the Miami Dolphins playing Buffalo tomorrow who you got you got tour Josh Allen two or just having to re you walk over them. They mean who you got division game at that division game at that Miami playing the Buffalo Bills. This is going to be a game. Are you going to go on live after that game to shock and get my immediate reactions after that game tomorrow night? I will be going live right here.
Starting point is 00:16:25 But you're telling you all, right? Tool, thank you, leading the league and passing yours right now. But one game, I think he had three hundred and thirty eight yards against a victory against the Jacksonville Jaguars this past Sunday. Oh, I feel about tool gets got paid. He top 10, the y'all top 15. Oh, and I know a lot of people say uh man you gonna look good too if you had tyrick hill i don't think so i think if you had if tyrick hill was was was with
Starting point is 00:16:53 the new york giants he wouldn't be tyrick i just think daniel bones that bad i just do he can run but he's just that bad now y'all don't know what y'all always talk about how the other quarterback Black quarterback can't read the defense danger. John can't read nothing Third I we need a motherfucking third for 30 on Daniel Jones He can't read y'all ain't talking about that Y'all ain't talking about that? I'm sick of the foolishness. I'm sick of the foolishness. I'm here to clean this shit up.
Starting point is 00:17:32 I'm here to clean this shit up right now. And I'm going to do it. There's too many people getting on these platforms, sugarcoating shit. Don't want to say this. Don't want to say that. Don't want to offend that person. The hell with that. If they don't like the truth so be it they don't like the motherfucking truth
Starting point is 00:17:51 so be it just like i told them just like i told them damn teachers this morning my third motherfucking time telling y'all don't you say no more' homework home. It needs to be finished at this school. Don't let me say no mothafuckin' no either. You got to start telling people man. Otherwise they gonna try to get over on you. True story. Like my people won't call me, hey fam, can you take me to work?
Starting point is 00:18:25 Shit, you got gab money? Uh, uh, uh, uh, shit, I ain't gonna have nothing. Shit, nope. Hell no. No, no, I'm not gonna do that. I'm feeling good about my bed. Jump in my car, cause I run Supreme. Yeah. 93.
Starting point is 00:18:48 Crank up, put the AC on when I pick your big ass up. You, you, you don't want me hot? You want to feel some cool air? Well, I need some motherfucking money. Oh fam, you tripping man. You, you, you getting side just, man. You can't even come pick me up. And ain't, get one of them hoes to pick you up
Starting point is 00:19:02 that you giving your money to. What make, you know what I'm saying? What you, what you, what you, not a when you call them hoes to come get you. Well, now they ain't coming, you ain't got no money. I'm look, I'm stopping the whole like shit. I'm not going to the Thanksgiving dinner this year. I'm not doing that either. Every time I go leave, motherfucking Thanksgiving dinner,
Starting point is 00:19:22 I want to pull me to the side and borrow money. Let me hold 300 fam Yeah, God show blessing you. I'm so proud of you everybody Yeah, but you ain't been to now motherfucking show. You ain't been to now comedy show But you want me to give you two or three hundred. I'm not coming to the Thanksgiving. I'm not doing it I'm not fucking doing it no more when I come around and I'm fine up this this ain't trash. Here y'all come fam Let me go. Let me match it. You ain't got my kind of weed to match this You got bread jay You ain't got this
Starting point is 00:19:54 Can you ain't finna try this? Let me buy some I don't sell drugs sir, I don't sell drugs, sir. I don't sell drugs, sir. I smoke weed recreation. I got a prescription for it. That's all I'm saying to y'all. Certain things you can't be doing no more in 2024. 23, you prayed to good Lord that you weren't going to do certain things, and you're still doing the same motherfucking things
Starting point is 00:20:21 you were doing in 2024. Some of you hoes went down here and got BBL, getting your stomach right. Now you're right back eating seafood balls every motherfucking day. You ain't drinking water. Your peace stink like a motherfucker. Now you don't want everybody in your family
Starting point is 00:20:37 to borrow five to $10,000, get that BBL, get your stomach down. Now you're right back eating bad again. You motherfuckers not grateful You motherfuckers not grateful I'm sorry, you know, tell me I'm lying. Tell me I'm lying She ain't the same no more man The music ain't the same no more. You used to put a CD on 10 years ago, put a CD on
Starting point is 00:21:10 and no skills. Now you got from one to eight, man, the only two songs jamming one to eight. Don't nobody wanna buy that shit. I see why the sales down now. These niggas not jamming. OMB what to OMB? Who in OMB right now doing something besides Trish Brown?
Starting point is 00:21:31 I mean, when you can put R. Kelly on, let it go. You remind me of my Jeep. I wanna ride something like my car. I wanna put a key sweat on deep is your love what we got now I'm playing what we got now nothing but motherfucking memories memories is what we got. Our I Heart Radio Music Festival presented by Capital One coming back to Las Vegas.
Starting point is 00:22:11 Tonight, September 20th and 21st on one stage. Stream live only on Hulu. A weekend full of superstar performances, never seen before collaborations. And once in a lifetime artist moments you'll have to see to believe. Tickets are on sale now at AXS.com. Don't miss Asap Rocky, Big Sean, Camila Cabello, Dogecat, Dua Lipa, Gwen Stefani, Pouzzy, Hozier, Keith Urban, New Kids on the Block,
Starting point is 00:22:51 Hosey, Keith Urban, New Kids on the Block, Paramore, Shaboosie, The Black Crows, The Weeknd, Thomas Redd, Victoria Monet, a special performance by Coldplay's Chris Martin, and more. Get your tickets to be there now at AXS.com. Hey, it's Jake Halpern. We have a new limited series of my podcast deep cover out now, all about George Santos, the Republican congressman from New York who told a lot of stories about his life and his credentials, many of which, turns out, were not true. It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley needs to catch me if you can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone. He was very ambiguous and sketchy, quite honestly, about what the company did and how it made
Starting point is 00:23:38 so much money overnight. What prosecutors allege in the indictment is that most of that $12,000 goes directly to Santos's personal bank account. I would go down these rabbit holes and start thinking about like, what is the nature of truth? You know, like, what can I, what can I actually like tell the reader is real about this guy's story?
Starting point is 00:23:58 My phone is literally blowing up inquiries about saying, is George going to jail? What's going on? And I, like, why are you doing this? Like, why? Listen to deep cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts. My name is Ariel.
Starting point is 00:24:20 I moved to the US at 19. I spoke no English and I struggled finding job opportunities. Everything I have, I owe to the U.S. at 19. I spoke no English and I struggled finding job opportunities. Everything I have I owe to the Adult Literacy Center and getting my high school diploma at age 22. It was an honor helping you achieve your greatness. Now you're helping others achieve theirs. It inspires me.
Starting point is 00:24:37 When you graduate, they graduate. Find free and supportive adult education centers near you at finishyourdiploma.org. Brought to you by Dollar General Literacy Foundation and the Ad Council. We got to do better, Lagos and Jones. We got to do better as America. Oh yeah, we're America. We're a law abiding citizen.
Starting point is 00:25:04 Now I'm going to tell you, like I told old dude on the internet early. Told me when he see me, he gonna put hands on me. You might! But you going to jail? You can rest me, you put your power inch on me, you going to jail. I don't mind standing there waiting until the motherfucking police officer get there. I don't mind, I'll wait. I'll wait.
Starting point is 00:25:32 Y'all had a situation last week. Woo, y'all should have seen my situation, man. I did my motherfucking thing too. Dude rang up on me in Walmart. Yeah, rang up on me in Walmart trying to, I'm like, let's get it in. Okay, bad. Let's get it in. Oh, let me tell y'all something. When no motherfucking police pulled up, you should have seen him. You should have seen him trying to
Starting point is 00:25:56 run. I see you in that black title right there. Right there. That's him. That's the perpetrator. Don't want to get him. They wouldn't get him. Probably more. Is this the man trying to fight you? Yes, sir. Searching. He was clutching like he had a pistol on him. You don't want play game with me. I get you. You don't want play game with me. I'm dirty. I'm dirty like that.
Starting point is 00:26:19 I don't bother nobody. I ain't got her trying to fight nobody. But you all want to come up and try to fight me. You go in the jail. Threatening me. Go in the jail. But y'all want to come up and try to fight me. You go into jail, threatening me going to jail and no don't think I'll mean, I'll mean he ain't gonna press charges. See, I'm pressing charge and I'm writing the state. I better pick the motherfucking charges up. Y'all better pick these charges up.
Starting point is 00:26:40 You got to stand on business in 2022. God not gonna keep helping you and y'all don't want to stand on business in 2024. God not gonna keep helping you and y'all don't wanna stand on business. You crying and God help me, God help me. And when God help you, you niggas don't stand on business. God help me get some money Lord. Lord just help me get some money. You don't have to get some money to pay these bills. You have to get money to pay your bills.
Starting point is 00:27:01 You ain't paying them. You're buying dope. Let me get a sale. **** You need to be put that on the light be. Oh, but you want to keep crying to god. God help me man. Oh, please. I need some help. I'm calling people you know, fam, yeah, I'm doing the best I can. No, motherfucker, no, no. God heard your cry, he know you're full of shit. Now if God not hipping you, what makes you think I should hip your ass? I ain't got no help, I ain't got no hell to put you in.
Starting point is 00:27:41 I can't make shit appear or disappear. I ain't got them kind of powers like my father-in-law got, he got them. My disappear. I ain't got them kind of powers like my father up above got he got My father above got him and he'll jealous God and he sees some of y'all I heard praising the other guys Cool floor love cool 50. No, do I think treat them like they got nothing? Any but one motherfucking God knee up there somewhere watching over us all. Some of you might not believe in God.
Starting point is 00:28:11 That's you. They ain't got nothing to do with me. I'm not gonna judge you. Don't judge me. Some of y'all vote for Trump. Some of y'all vote for Kamala Harris. Don't judge one another. Vote for whoever you wanna vote for.
Starting point is 00:28:24 But I can tell you right now, I'm not voting. I'm not voting. Somebody's going to pay me to vote. Trump, Kamala, whoever you are, you want to get my vote? Pay me. Pay me. Look at y'all, you tripping. I'm just, you know I got to put the funny in there, man. Y'all be too serious, man. Y'all be too serious, man. Sometimes y'all got to let us come to you and let us cook. Let us create.
Starting point is 00:28:50 Stop, man, stop. Y'all just be too sensitive on certain things, man. Y'all be a little too sensitive, man. You got to lighten up. Lighten up just a little bit, just a little bit. Now we finally gone and get gone, get down to the grit of the show today, and that is this Sunday,
Starting point is 00:29:08 my Dallas Cowboys playing against the New Orleans Saints. It's gonna be the game of the motherfucking week, and I'm not here to dismiss nothing the Saints doing. All my Saints fans, come on, who's that? Come here. Come here. I ain't got nothing against y'all Saints, I really don't. I love New Orleans, love the food, love the people, love you, I hope you mean it. Come here. I ain't got nothing against y'all sanks. I really don't. I love New Orleans. Love the food. Love the people. Love y'all. Come here. Come here. Well, let me tell y'all something. It's a new year. And Derek Carr is not a star. And I'm gonna show you this Sunday. Oh man, car look great. Hey, any car can look great the first day. I can buy plenty of cars from these miskins.
Starting point is 00:29:49 First day run like a champ. Next day need to be in the motherfucking junkyard. I'm telling you the truth. Everything look good ain't good. And that's the thing. Y'all can't beat us fam. Your defense Jordan, I like him. Cameraman, I love him. And Kamara love him. You ain't got nothing else over there. You ain't got nothing for them motherfucking cowboys over there. We a machine. We that damn Russian and Rocky, I'm telling you. And y'all Apollo. Goodbye.
Starting point is 00:30:20 Goodbye. Let's break it down, man. Start with the quarterback. Who the best quarterback out of Derek Carr and Dakota? It ain't even no motherfucking question. Derek Carr ain't nowhere near that level. Ah, you trippin'. He had Devonte motherfucking Adam down there in the Raiders, they got rid of him. Do you hear me? Your college, your college team, me left green bagger, come play with you and still get rid of you.
Starting point is 00:30:55 They recall it. No, motherfucking good quarterbacking. Y'all know it. So just rolling over in this mother in grade right now, knowing, um, Derek Carter on the quarterback My quarterback we talk about my quarterback up there in Dallas They got a deal with the George brand the highest-paid quarterback in NFL history my quarterback will be the MVP this year Will be the league MVP this year. That Prescott will be. You can't tell me no difference. Now he ain't the best.
Starting point is 00:31:31 He damn sure ain't the less evil. Y'all gonna push respect on Dakota Prescott name this year. You're going to push some mother f**king respect on his name. Oh, and the big games he going to show up. That will last y'all. We talk about now. We talk about now. We talk about now. Two years ago, I was wearing condoms.
Starting point is 00:31:51 I don't wear them no more. You see the change? You should have to build up the bill up to take that munk off. I don't need it. I don't need it. What I'm telling y'all here today, running back, y'all got us. Alvin Kamara, she can't that no more. Looked all right the other day.
Starting point is 00:32:13 I'm being real. That's one thing I'm going to be on this show. I'm going to be real. Alvin Kamara got Zigbee. I ain't got nothing to say on that one. Let's get down to the motherfucking offensive line. Your offensive line not like my offensive line. We got some real motherfucking Texas cattle beef up there in Dallas on that front line.
Starting point is 00:32:42 Yeah, all Angles rules. Come here. Dad can sit back there in that pocket and throw it. Now let's get to the receivers. Who on New Orleans right now, better than C.D. Lamb to go, not a motherfucking soul over there, better. Do you hear me? C.D. top two, top three right now.
Starting point is 00:33:06 And they paying them like it too. See, just because y'all ain't got to beat the Carolina grasshoppers, you Saints fans, in y'all mind, oh, you see what we did to them? Man, Alabama right now beat the Carolina Panthers. I mean, the Carolina Grasshoppers. That ain't no damn good team and y'all know it. And they need to put Bryce Young to have some special teams.
Starting point is 00:33:37 What I'm saying to y'all is this Sunday, it's gonna be a good ass game. I'm not here to deny it. I'm not feeling sugar printing. Lie about it. I already told y'all Dallas gonna win. That's my word. That would never change.
Starting point is 00:33:51 That would never change. Dallas will win this game this Sunday. It's gonna separate the boys from the men. Aw man, we own y'all. Y'all have been beating. I think y'all got like a nine to four record against us cowboys, man. But once again, that was then. This is now.
Starting point is 00:34:12 Cowboy, we got less, but we got more. See, when we had more, more talent, more everything, we lost. Now we ain't got all that talent like we used to have. We got talent, but not start studying like it used to be. That's when we gonna play our best. It showed you this Sunday, oh man, Cleveland, I don't wanna hear that shit.
Starting point is 00:34:34 I don't wanna hear that shit that it was Cleveland. They're NFL team, ain't they? That's all I wanna know, is they or not an NFL team? We went down to Cleveland and have the business. Now I see it. Dix that that credit the team. No, he didn't really struggle. But when we needed him to make a play, he made a play.
Starting point is 00:34:57 We played down to our competition. Everybody know we played down to our competition. One even though when you even know really no contest. Had you some massage par the watsa being a little bit belly and doing things. Then y'all would have probably got 50 hung on y'all. Just to be honest. 34, we ain't trying to do that, man.
Starting point is 00:35:19 That's all I'm saying. Jane was over there, because that should have put somebody else on. Then the watch that scrap up there and clean. Because that's what's up? That could have, that should have put somebody else on. And then the watch that scrap up there in Cleveland. Because that's what's up there. Scrap. We still praying for you, watch it. Oh, like I say, man. Man, got so much going on in this life, man, you need. I don't know. I don't know what to say.
Starting point is 00:35:44 They ain't looking good in Cleveland right now either. They ain't looking good. Oh. Big boxing match coming up. Canelo, Alvarez and Berlanda fighting. In my day on. Man, Canelo, for not this do that do, you talk a good game in the in the pretty damn good boxer but he not ready for Canelo man come on man Canelo stop all this cherry picking and go ahead and fight Crawford man go on and get in that fight Crawford he been calling
Starting point is 00:36:19 you out give him what he want it's just for call me out and I'm a boxer I'm the champion you know what and if the money right I'm gonna give you what he want. It's just a motherfucker call me out and I'm a boxer. I'm the champion You know what and if the money right I'm gonna give you what you want Y'all ain't doing it no more. Y'all too busy chillin. That's it. I'm in Cabo Okay, you gonna wake up in Cabo too when you get in that motherfucking ring. I won't fight no. I won't fight You say you bet me. Let's see. That's motherfucking see. And if I'm a box. And I ain't got the skills, they got me in. I'm calling up champ. Come here, Floyd. Come here. Tony, your partner. Come here. Robert Jones. Come here. They will hire you.
Starting point is 00:37:00 Lead the business. Come, come train me. I want to get better. Y'all get a few dollars. I'm good. I'm gonna stick with what I got, man. Shit. I'm shit. Now that ain't working. Now I got to come over and do these trash video, because you done got knocked out. They got the salmon knocked out of you. Damn grids to burn Washington could have ate that. Could have ate that salmon. I'm not gonna do that.
Starting point is 00:37:12 I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that.
Starting point is 00:37:20 I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I Washington could have ate that. Could have ate that salmon. He's telling the truth. Get a little money, now you start eating different.
Starting point is 00:37:36 Your boys eating chicken fried steaks. You know what I'm saying? Now you're going to need nine restaurants. Now you're all in land. Asparagus. Niggas don't know nothing about no damn asparagus. You know what I'm saying? Now you're going to need nine restaurants. Now you're all in length. Asparagus. Niggas don't know nothing about no damn asparagus. Broccoli.
Starting point is 00:37:49 Niggas don't eat broccoli without the cheese. You eating broccoli now. Doing things you know now you eating stuff, you drinking champagne. Nigga you ain't never drunk champagne. And when you start getting a little bloody, you start doing little things a little differently. You know what I'm saying? You ain't never drunk champagne. You ain't never drunk champagne.
Starting point is 00:37:59 You ain't never drunk champagne. You ain't never drunk champagne. You ain't never drunk champagne. You ain't never drunk champagne. You ain't never drunk champagne. You ain't never drunk champagne. You ain't never drunk champagne. You ain't never drunk champagne. You ain't never drunk champagne. You ain't never drunk champagne. And when you start getting a little blind, you start doing a little thing a little differently. Think to them waterfalls like you used to. I know I'm talking about it because I've been there.
Starting point is 00:38:18 I was a McDonald's taco bill baby. Now I'm getting a little few dollars dollars I might want to eat a little something different sometime but that food don't be hidden on nothing y'all want to tell me that damn fool? Trash letting you know right now trash I'm about to start going to the restaurant, eating y'all food. I'm first off doing my own damn review. Damn Keith Lee, that's the homie.
Starting point is 00:38:49 Damn Keith Lee, he too nice. And I know y'all say he mean, he too nice to y'all. I'm not gonna be nice. Don't take a bite, let us know. I will. Mm, mm, mm, trash. Tell you right there in your motherfucking face too. You ain't got to like it, but you don't respect it.
Starting point is 00:39:10 Start telling people how you feel. You ain't got to do it in no way like I do. You can start telling people how you feel and they'll stop missing with you. They'll stop treating you the way they treat you. They'll start thinking about twice by bothering you. I have people, they's following you now. They know you're a bullshit ass mechanic, but they still bringing their car to you,
Starting point is 00:39:31 and then you do that bullshit ass work, now they mad, now it's your fault. You know that nigga don't know nothing about no motherfucking car. We didn't want to get mad at the mechanic. Man, he messed up my car. You messed it up. Damn well this man can't see.
Starting point is 00:39:47 Got two glass eyes, but you got him up in here trying to change the oil. Stop it. We got to stop being so motherfucking VACCUS black people. VACCUS. VACCUS. Stop doing shit the wrong way. Start doing it the wrong way, start doing it the right way some damn time.
Starting point is 00:40:08 That's me, talking to myself too. I do shit the wrong way sometimes too. Do shit that I shouldn't be doing. Going out, getting a car, buying a rim before I get a motor. I done done that. Car look good than a motherfucker. Everybody wonder, man, why Doug don't never drive that car?
Starting point is 00:40:26 Man, I got too many cars. I ain't got time fucking with the car. But the truth is, ain't no motor, no transmission in that motherfucker. Now I'm telling y'all my secrets. Yeah, I'm back, I done done that before. I done paid for some. But what?
Starting point is 00:40:44 And guess what? She stood me way. I don't normally pray for things like that. But I'm praying God send a COVID over her motherfucking way. I'm praying God send a COVID over her way. I'm praying God send a COVID over her motherfucking way. I'm praying God send a COVID over her way. I'm praying God send a COVID over her way. I'm praying God send a COVID over her way. I'm praying God send a COVID over her way. I don't normally pray for things like that. But I'm praying God send a COVID over her motherfucking way.
Starting point is 00:41:10 Bitch you done got down on me for $130, you gonna pay for it. You gonna pay for that motherfucking $130 you got up out of me. Pull up and I got bad. I'm throwing her motherfucking phone up your house. She not out of you. Trust when I her mother and throwing up y'all. She's not out Trust when I start hitting the refund button on cash app I need that back and I'm writing cash out support team. I sent that to a stranger The all them funds back home And set me up don't set me up no mother fucking more I I bet you that. I got your face plastered on everybody.
Starting point is 00:41:45 Then watch out for this one fam. She got down on your boy. I definitely watch out for all scam artists. You won't make no money, no worries. I bet you that. You could be back on list crawlers. Speaking of list crawlers, you don't know nothing about it. You better find out about it right now.
Starting point is 00:42:09 I'm supposed to come to your doorstep like an Amazon driver. I'm not playing fine to someone gets talk a little too damn much. I want the one that don't talk. Come over to talk and looking around and what I got going on in this moment. Look straight ahead. Open wide. Come here. Ooh, you rough. I ain't a, ain't I? In that TI board, ain't I?
Starting point is 00:42:31 I'm trying to tell you. And to you motherfucking hoes who couldn't wait to Rich Holy Corn got in the grave. You hoes already coming out. Damn it. Where's the respect? Whole ain't got no remarrows. Posted in every motherfucking encounter y'all had with the homie.
Starting point is 00:42:52 Stop it. Y'all not telling us something we already didn't know about the homie? What, they supposed to make you feel good or something? You know what they're supposed to do. Man, go on. Oh, pow. What's mine? Las Vegas. Two nights, September 20th and 21st, on one stage.
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Starting point is 00:44:10 and more. Get your tickets to be there now at AXS.com. Hey, it's Jake Halpern. We have a new limited series of my podcast deep cover out now, All about George Santos, the Republican congressman from New York who told a lot of stories about his life and his credentials, many of which turns out were not true. That's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone.
Starting point is 00:44:41 He was very ambiguous and sketchy, quite honestly, about what the company did and how it made so much money overnight. What prosecutors allege in the indictment is that most of that $12,000 goes directly to Santos's personal bank account. I would go down these rabbit holes and start thinking about what is the nature of truth? What can I actually tell the reader is real about this guy's story? My phone is literally blowing up inquiries about saying, is George going to jail? What's going on?
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Starting point is 00:45:51 at finishyourdiploma.org. Brought to you by Dollar General Literacy Foundation and the Ad Council. How y'all feeling this evening, though, man? How y'all truly feeling, man? You know what this evening though, man? How y'all truly feeling, man? Something, you know what I'm saying, man? Like, I don't know, man.
Starting point is 00:46:10 There's so much going on. Like I said, my DM full right now behind that Trump and Harris shit, man. Full, man. Like I said, I'm just calling like it is. I know some of y'all ain't gonna like it. I don't give a damn. She kicked his ass last night.
Starting point is 00:46:22 He couldn't answer them motherfucking questions. I know some of y'all gonna say, she didn't answer them motherfucking questions I know some y'all say she didn't answer them yes she did she answered might not been the answer you wanted but she answered now let's bring everything back I've been talking about they bring it all the way back what the hell going on with those up to Ohio? Goddamnit, what's going on with them? Y'all got windows? KFC? Y'all got every kind of restaurant chain up there? Why y'all eating Cassin dogs?
Starting point is 00:46:54 You mean to tell me these white people are letting it happen? White people are letting people do something to Cassin dog? Oh my God! Ain't they nobody in prison? This gotta be fake news, Trump. That's one thing about white people. They're not going to let you mess with a motherfucking animal.
Starting point is 00:47:16 I don't care who you are. You could be whoever you are. I heard the word you go out in the middle of your yard. And see a cat and kick it. And if a white person see you kick that cat, you're going to jail. So for white people in Ohio to know
Starting point is 00:47:31 that illegal immigrants is stealing cats and dogs and cook them, it's a problem. It's a problem. Well, I ain't mean it. I know I ain't a cat or dog before. I know I know I have. I know I ain't gonna say what race That be cooking them motherfuckers. Because y'all gonna shit up and say Chinese race They ain't the only motherfucking race. I ain't heard of cooking cats and dogs
Starting point is 00:47:58 That's all I'm saying. Chinese people are not the only ones I ain't heard heard cooking cats and dogs So after mr. Wong, you know, I love you I never tell you ingredients or none of that but I know I know you don't pay me one of the motherfucking rock wallows. I know I know you don't pay me a rock wallow. I know I can feel it. But I'm still young. I'm still young. I ain't tripping.
Starting point is 00:48:28 I ain't even tripping like that, man. Y'all shouldn't even be tripping half of the time, man. Y'all be tripping on small stuff with people, man. Y'all see something, somebody, I don't like it. Y'all ain't giving people time, man. You ain't get people telling you even like them. Soon you all like it. Get all that.
Starting point is 00:48:43 Now come on now, man. Get people changed, man. Just like your son. Let me tell you something. One thing I hate hearing from people that have a tendency of doing that may be doing anything for fees, may be masculine, young people and black men.
Starting point is 00:49:00 Now, I don't do masculine. No, motherfucking. I ain't raping you in front of your wife and kids and doing this to your girl and all. I don't do all that. I'm just telling you the facts about your ass and I'm just making it funny. That's all I'm doing.
Starting point is 00:49:12 Who demasculating you is your own motherfucking boss. Telling you when you can and when you can't eat, when you can take out, when you can't take out. That's who demasculating you, your own motherfucking boss. Not me. See, what's wrong with some of you niggas. Y'all get on her, talk shit to everybody in the world, but when your boss talk to you,
Starting point is 00:49:31 you're gonna say a motherfucking word. Your boss tell you shut up and go work, you go work. Soon as your girl tell you shut up, you're ready to fight. Tell me I'm lying. Preaching again the day in this motherfucker. You don't talk to your boss at your job like that. Yeah, you get on this thing and then talk all kinds of shit right now. All smart quotes like you Malcolm X motherfucker, like you Dr. Umar.
Starting point is 00:49:54 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. But when your boss tell you do something, you do it. The minute your brother or your sister tell you something, you ready to kill. Why is that if they ain't de-masculating I don't know what the fuck is I don't know I don't know and now I'm saying this to the new subscribers who watching me this thing is content this thing is comedy man don't take what I'm saying serious don't don't but when I'm serious I'm serious and Don't take what I'm saying. See, don't don't. But when I'm serious, I'm serious.
Starting point is 00:50:27 And when I'm not, I'm not. You should know that by now. We're going to have fun on this month. Sure, the bubble dub show, sports show and comedy. That's all. So you coming on here, you see me talk to my community, Kamala Harris and Donald Trump. You better laugh at this shit and go.
Starting point is 00:50:45 Laugh at it and go. I don't want to hear it, man. You voting for Trump. I mean, you voting for it. Man, shut your ass up. Shut your ass up. And if you just watching this show today and you at work, man, I can't even watch my doo doo. Man, you can listen to me on Apple Podcast. Yep. Or Spotify.
Starting point is 00:51:03 Type in the bubble dub show. I will pop up. I will pop up. I can tell you how to get in the comments. I'm told you all I'm going to fly one of you all out to a game. Now, I'm doing this for you all. I need you all to share. And I'm just talking to everybody,
Starting point is 00:51:21 but I need you all to cut your notifications on. Three hundred and fifty eight thousand subscribers, thank God that I got them. But only 2 or 3% of y'all are on this show. That's a problem. We tired of the ESPN and the Foxes, this is it. I'm trying to turn this into that. Them Negros up there ain't keeping it 100 on them shows. Y'all know it. I am. Main sugar coating motherfucking thing. I'm gonna put some mayonnaise on your sandwich today. To all my new subscribers, welcome.
Starting point is 00:52:02 Thank y'all for finally coming over here and seeing what all the fuss about. Now you see. I know some of you laughing right now, Doug, you may be making my day. I'm glad I do, because you all make my day, too. When I'm premium, when I'm going live after the game or when you all see in this video today, you all on in the chat, chopping it up, loving that. That make that make my day, too. That that that make me feel greater than anything
Starting point is 00:52:27 that I know I'm doing something that's helping somebody get through a day or night. Real talk, and I got to reiterate this again. After the Dallas Cowboy played the Saints this Sunday, I'm going live. Monday night, I'm going live. Thursday night, I'm going live. Monday night, I'm going live. Thursday night, I'm going live. Okay? This Saturday night, I'm going live. After the Colorado game,
Starting point is 00:52:54 I'm becoming the Colorado game in the Canelo-Avoris fight. So after Canelo-Avoris fight, Saturday night, I'm going live. So y'all can put that on y'all calendars right now. Put that on y'all calendars when I'm going live so y'all can put that on y'all calendars right now put that on y'all calendars when I'm going live man we're gonna have some other freaking fun know about y'all I'm having fun it's Wednesday evening supposed to be a storm hurricane coming in really hit been raining down here in the H thank God it ain't flooding and winds thank you I pray to God that
Starting point is 00:53:22 hurricane shift we just went through that down here in these two or three days No light Trash Everybody knows singapore trash we're not trying to go through no more motherfucking stone new orleans. I'm praying for y'all down there, too If they told you to evacuate god damn it you should have been evacuated Stop waiting. I don't know if it's gonna come or not. God said you don't know when death come. Get your ass out of here.
Starting point is 00:53:51 Get your ass out of here. Hell no, I'm sitting here coming up. We finna get straight to it. ["Bubba Dubb's Live on the Show"] Hell no, I'm sitting here, somebody hit me and say, Bubba Duh, do you think Coach Prime going on? Quit on the Colorado Buffalo. Hell no.
Starting point is 00:54:13 Coach Prime not quitting? Coach Prime not a quitter. He just might move on. Let's say if the dollar cowboy called Coach to come coach, what you going to do, Coach? Stay in Colorado or go to Dallas See you probably go to Dallas I know I would
Starting point is 00:54:33 I know I would I gotta start thinking about what y'all asking me sometime man Sometimes y'all already know the answers before you even ask the question. You should already know the answer to that. Now some of y'all are gonna say, man shoot man, he only reason he leaving because these kids gonna leave. Man shut up. All that nonsense, with all that freaking hate. Oh man he got his son doing this and that. Oh man, oh man. Man y'all gonna say nothing? When these white owners lead their damn teams to their kids and their kids run the team? So if I'm a head coach and my son is a quarterback and he's a damn good quarterback and my son is the safety
Starting point is 00:55:14 and he's the best safety on the team, guess what? They gonna motherfucking start. I'm doing their nine little league football. Man, the kids that's playing for me, I'm doing it not a little league football Mad the kids that's playing for me. I'm looking at mama Do you hear me? I'm a little league football coach in the young man that's playing for me I'm getting mama in the walls who ain't playing I'm We don't do no motherfucking substitutions Unless they get hurt game. I have to put you in there. And then after that, I met your mama. Are you in the game?
Starting point is 00:55:50 Come here. Come here. Colorado playing Colorado State this weekend, that's a victory. We still gonna be two in one. All this they can't protect. We know what Colorado can and can't momma fucking do, but what they will do is beat Colorado State. I'm standing on it. They will beat Colorado State.
Starting point is 00:56:20 You can best believe that. You can beg all the tea in China. You can beg all the Skoll one sap deal. You can beg all the tea in China. You can beg all the Skoll one sap deal. You can beg all the white women tea all day. Colorado will beat Colorado Street. I'm saying it right now. I'm looking for a marvelous performance from Chidall. I'm talking about a 525 yard game.
Starting point is 00:56:42 And I know y'all thinking, now they got offensive line, they they're gonna take off this line. They're gonna get it done this week though. Run game gonna work this week. We gonna have about 85 rushing yard counter round. It's gonna work this week. Travis Horn by eight catches. Yep, Horn by six catches.
Starting point is 00:56:58 It's going down. Standing on that sideline in Nebraska, watching them go up and down that field in the scope. Brought tears to my mother And I I was looking like Tyrese that day I Was looking like a battle mother On a sideline with coach prime guess what?
Starting point is 00:57:16 I hung it now Cuz I know brighter days or a head better days or a head See sometime you got to stay in the trenches, baby. Even when everybody is, go home, man, I'm tired, I'm tired of work, I'm just gonna go home, call it a night, I'm still out there working, working on my left, working on my right, working on my crossover, working on my jumper,
Starting point is 00:57:40 working on my free throw, so you gotta work when ain't nobody else down. It's easy to work when your boss still watching, but can you work when your boss ain't there? That's the kind of people I want around me. Work when I ain't young. You want the kind of woman, then when you come into the house and you had a long day,
Starting point is 00:57:55 she, you ain't got the ass for kids, she can't do it. Now slap on that, slap on that like a pit bull. When she give me here I'm shaking on popping on that. That's how I do when I'm getting here. Don't let them go. That's what you got to do. Spicy up sometime. Man come into the house.
Starting point is 00:58:23 Man get your ass up against the motherfucking wall. She gonna look at you like, oh, okay. When you do that, make sure you done took that blue tune. Do you hear me? Make sure you already done took that blue tune when you tell her get up against that wall. Assume the position. See, some of y'all blasting, I'm not.
Starting point is 00:58:44 So I ain't got to do all the cocking back. It's already ready. Cause it ain't but one inch. But the veins in it, like tree branches. Do you hear me? When that one inch get hard and I go down through that hole, I'm going a hundred miles in the hole.
Starting point is 00:58:58 See I got to give a sec to her like that rough cause I ain't got no meat. But she gonna forget all about how small I am because I'm rough and all that ass up. I'm bouncing and living well. All of it is with her consent. You know what I'm saying? All of it is with her consent.
Starting point is 00:59:14 She was all rough. When we get through all of that, oh, I'm sore, not from the meat, from the roughness I was giving her. See, I learned the game. I can't, oh, I can't bring pain with this meat, from the roughness I was given them. See, I learned the game. I can't, I can't, boy, I can't bring pain with this meat, but I can bring it to you being rough. So I let them know beforehand,
Starting point is 00:59:31 look, I'm gonna be a little rough. I will be a lot rough. But you gonna like it. Cause afterwards I'm gonna feed you cheesecake. I know you ain't never fed cheesecake. So you gotta find them holes from the project. You gotta feed them real cheesecake, New York style, with the cherry on top.
Starting point is 00:59:47 Ooh, ooh, feedin' them. Ooh, they're so nice. They ain't never been treated like this. So you gotta treat hoes nice. I told you I'm backwards. I'm backwards. I love hoes. I don't like good women at all. Good women are the devil. Good women are the devil. Boy, I'm saying a bar here today. Y'all don't even, I'm saying a bar.
Starting point is 01:00:18 Y'all stop bullshitting and hitting that like button. Y'all should hit the subscribe button. You should be in the comments section right now. You should be down here talking shit. Dove, I know one thing. I want to go get them damn game and you can go You can go but you got to do your part. Just like I'm doing my part I told y'all football season I was gonna ramp up y'all gonna pretty much see me every day. I am Graham You should have been a shirt. It's either to your homeboy your sister your brother I gotta do it hit the copy button and share it to all your people.
Starting point is 01:00:45 Even if they don't even like it, share it to them anyway. You should do your part. Every time I drop, you should share it to them, man. Hey man, I know I like them too, but man, you guys still sending me stuff? No. Somebody tell you to stop sending me gay stuff.
Starting point is 01:00:57 They the devils, they away from. Stay away from kids at school right now too. I know some of y'all being nasty. I know some of y'all being nasty. I know some of y'all being nasty right now. Them kids at school right now. Y'all doing y'all motherfucking thing. Just remember, if you having problems right now taking care of that child now, don't you bring down nothing to this motherfucking world.
Starting point is 01:01:21 That's why I understand some of you motherfuckers struggling to take care of your kids now and you still want to go out and make another one? Niggle niggle. That's why I need to be president. I'm gonna lock your ass up for that. You know you couldn't take care of the woman. You gonna go out here and got two or three more girls pregnant? Come here!
Starting point is 01:01:40 Come here! Put your hand behind your back. For what? Boy, anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law. Oh, I want to know why I'm being a risk. Child support. Oh, man, I can't pay it. You know that for you laid up and bust that good one.
Starting point is 01:02:00 And I know they be good too, because I'm going to looking in your eyes, feeling all soft and going get it. That's how they get you. Go on and get it. Just don't tell me that, cause when I pull out a game, boy, cook up dinner, baby, do it. It's fun going in, but it ain't fun coming out that way. Yo, be responsible. Back to what I told you, you know.
Starting point is 01:02:21 When you come in, you tell them, I said, if you ain't got no meat like me, if you ain't got meat, you're good. Do you? I'm jealous of you anyway. Do you? I'm gonna rough you up. Go on standing on your head, hoe. On my head? Go on standing on your head. All the blue and rusty lines throughout. Now I'm gonna do my mother and do Dillinger. Trash of the day, going to your boy Donald Trump. Trash. And I do mean trash. It's what I seen last night displayed on that motherfucking debate.
Starting point is 01:02:57 You didn't do shit last night, Trump. You deflected, didn't answer questions. You ain't bring up about 79 felonies you got. You could at least talk to about some of them. You could say, man, they bullshit. They bogus. They just have to get me. I will win for that. But you didn't.
Starting point is 01:03:12 Now I got to hear everybody on everybody's platform today. Talk about how Kamala Harris dog your ass out. Come on, Dunny. I'll make sure Trump better play his golf, man. He don't look like yourself right now. But Kamala Harris, she been around some sisters in this campaign. I don't know who will be who and who she been around. Diana Rose, she been around somebody.
Starting point is 01:03:34 The girl got sold. Now, hey, that remind my grandma, text me, baby, you see that red lady? I see you. I see you. I see you, Kamala. I see you doing things. I see you excited. Hey, I'm not going to let you go. I'm not going to let you go. I'm not going to let you go. I'm you. I see you come on in. I see you doing things. I see you excited. Hey Hey
Starting point is 01:03:50 It could be a new shirt from town y'all saw them saying All I'm saying where all them lies and getting up there saying what you gonna do for the people y'all better stick to y'all Motherfucking word y'all always saying what you gonna do for us But you never do it. When somebody gonna finally do something for us Americans. That's how. Can we eat? We heard we can we eat. We know all the people like to come here and I ain't got nothing against it. Come here. Live a better life. We should get first deals every time. That's all I'm saying. We should get first deals every time. That's all I'm saying. We should get first deals and we don't.
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Starting point is 01:05:10 all you got to do it put more or less. That's how you got to do it. Put more or less over there. This Sunday coming up, they got James Cook to have zero point five rushing and receiving to these. You can put more on that. You can put more on it. They got Tyree Hill slaker to have zero point five Russian receiving TV.
Starting point is 01:05:28 You could put more or less. Do you think Tyree Hill don't have a Russian TV or receiving TV? It's either more or less. That's simple. It's the simple things that get you the greater things. That's a boy. Prize pigs. Amen. Thank you all for tuning in today. Showman.
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Starting point is 01:06:01 Sunday night. I'm going live. Monday night. I'm going live. Don't that rhyme? Thursday night. Saturday night. I'm going live Sunday night. I'm going live Monday night. I'm going live. Don't that rhyme Thursday night Saturday night Sunday night You can catch me live right here on the bubble dub show baby. Don't miss it gonna be the number one sports podcast in the world
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Starting point is 01:06:38 I'm working. Y'all work with me. Most of all, turn your notifications on. Come on. I want you to know when I'm dropping. I want you to know it won't be no excuse because some of y'all be saying, bruh, I didn't even know you were dropping.
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