Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - Kansas City Chiefs knock the Wire out of the Baltimore Ravens

Episode Date: September 6, 2024

Bubba closes out the week recapping the NFL's opening night game between Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs and Lamar Jackson and the Baltimore Ravens. Lamar did not come up in the clutch and ...the refs were TRASHH!!Then, Dub looks forward to the Friday Night Football game in Brazil between Jalen Hurts and the Philadelphia Eagles and Jordan Love and the Green Bay Packers. Bubba is excited for the game, but can't stop thinking about it his dream vacation in Brazil. Brazilian ladies C'MERE!!Finally, Bubba closes the show on a hilarious Hell Nahh Segment, and gives NFL referees "Trashh of the Day"!!#volume #clubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:30 Hey, it's Jay Calpern. We have a new limited series of my podcast, Deep Cover, out now, all about George Santos. It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone. How did George Santos convince everyone that he was someone else? And how deep do his lies go? Listen to Deep Cover George Santos
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Starting point is 00:01:49 Yeah, ain't no more preseason, regular season. Y'all come on, gather. This our year, come on. Y'all gather on in here right now. Gather on in, hit the like button. You already done hit the like button. You already sitting down. You already where you need to be.
Starting point is 00:02:04 Go in and you a bill. Popcorn, whatever you like. Have a seat. Hit the subscribe button. If you're a first time user, hit the subscribe button right now. Right now I need y'all to come on in. I'm on my move. Come on in. Cause I need to talk to y'all. I need to talk to y'all today. Come on in. Before we even get to the cheese and the raisin, before we even get to it. Once again, you Negroes still liar pronouncing depths. Yeah, y'all pronouncing depths out here now. You mean to tell me Rich Homie Kwan died. Y'all pronouncing devs. Yeah, y'all pronouncing devs out here now. You mean to tell me Rich Homie Corn died. Y'all already know how he died. Stop it.
Starting point is 00:02:51 Y'all ain't no forensic people. Once again, y'all breaking the news before the family break the news. Man, dude, OD, how you know? How you know that man overdosed? Were you there? Did you give him whatever? Was you know? How you know that man over the, were you down? Did you give him? Did you give him whatever?
Starting point is 00:03:07 Was you down? I don't think he was. I don't think he was. Every time somebody die, it is our own people. Man, fam, OD, fam been on that stuff, man. I'm telling you, man, that's why he fell off. And then now I'm in shock. Oh, that's the mother.
Starting point is 00:03:15 Oh, I'm telling you, man, that's why he fell off. And then now I'm in shock. Oh, that's the mother. Oh, I'm telling you, man, that's why he fell off. And then now I'm in shock. Oh, that's the mother. Oh, I'm telling you, man, that's why he fell off. Oh, I'm telling you, man, that's why he fell off.
Starting point is 00:03:23 Oh, I'm telling you, man, that's why he fell off. Oh, I'm telling you, man, that's why he fell off. Oh, I'm telling you, man, that's why he fell off. Oh, I'm telling you, man, that's why he fell off. Oh, I'm telling you, man, that's why he fell off. Oh,. I'm telling you man. That's why he fell off and it not me Shut up. Let the mother from family green Let him green Man had what three four kids. I don't know me. It's like his family. Let it mama Let his girl let him grip the girl on the 9-1-1 call y'all saying she ain't crying enough How you gonna tell somebody how to react to something? Girl on the 911 call, talking about her boyfriend not breathing.
Starting point is 00:03:52 Yeah, she ain't she ain't. That girl might have been in shock. How many times you think that girl probably got caught? Rich homie corn passed out. We don't know. Oh man, she has something to do. Stop it. People always got something to do with something, but you ain't never got nothing to do for something. You ain't never out here in the community helping or helping the people that need help. You ain't doing nothing because you wouldn't need the mother. Become a helper.
Starting point is 00:04:36 Wanna talk about growth? Become a helper. Let that man rest in peace, right? Man ain't been gone 24 hours. I know he going to heaven. How you know? You ain't got no heaven to hell, put nobody. How you know when people die, where they going?
Starting point is 00:04:53 Stop it. Sound like my cousin committed more felonies than Donald Trump and more people than John Gotti. But when he passed away, all of a sudden he went to heaven. Never. Bam, my ass went to hell. And that's what I told her too. I ain't holding nothing back. I'm going to speak my mind. Now let's get to what we came here to do. Spoils.
Starting point is 00:05:30 Sorry about that. Y'all just had to get that off my chest. I could get that off my mother. Cheers. Raven chiefs last night, man. What a game. Cheese one, 27 20. It was a good game. But let me say this, the referees blew that game last night for me.
Starting point is 00:05:46 They got illegal formats, trash. The NFL need to get rid of it right motherfucking now. Time I look around, illegal formats, come on now. I think the Ravens had two in a row. If I'm a head coach, the next time my office come over there to the sideline, I'm bringing that iPad Come here big boy. You big pork chop bean juice eating up. Come here Give me that's how you line up and I draw it up right right on the iPad too. God
Starting point is 00:06:19 That's how it look just like that What know your place boy? Yes sir. Why in the hell you ain't running? Y'all know the NFL changed them rules, illegal formations. I don't like it. I don't like it one bit. I tell you another dang thing I don't like either. That damn NFL kick out trash. Ain't gonna never be no run back with that mess.
Starting point is 00:06:43 Then they get in the balls on the 30 yard line. Thank God for 70 ago Then he quarterbacked those 70 yard no ball Now I'm gonna break the game down the way need to be broken down for in the simplest form for y'all this year The more Jackson Look like Michael Jackson at times. Y'all know where I'm going with this. Lamar Jackson looked like Michael Jackson at times. Yeah, he was getting off last night for a little bit. He was getting off.
Starting point is 00:07:20 I'm going to get to the mishap. He was getting off. He was throwing that ball. He had what? 273 yard passing. Lamar Jackson had 122 yard run. He was getting off. But it's all about what's right here. When the mother f***ing game was on the line, you couldn't hit your target, boy. I've been going up there. You couldn't hit your mother, boy. I've been going to bet you couldn't hit your mother.
Starting point is 00:07:45 The target, they told me Lamar Jackson couldn't play in the big game. I'm starting to see. That man wide open is on fame. You threw that motherfucker to the natural lady. What you doing? And I'm going to say it again, Lamar Jackson had a player in the end zone open last night and he threw it to the motherfucking nacho lady.
Starting point is 00:08:15 Let me tell you something, ladies and gentlemen, Lamar Jackson is worth every motherfucking dime he negotiated for himself. That's the guy on his truth. But you won't come through in the clutch. You don't come through on my team. You need to the most you electric, you, you, you exciting, you do all these great things. One, two, three, first and second and third quarter. Poor quarter. When they matter the most,
Starting point is 00:08:47 when they clock in zero, we always end up fucking losing. I got to let you go. What you talking about, Lamar Jackson? I got to let him go. I got to bring me somebody in, get the jockel, John Hardboy, I'm gonna put the motherfucking team together Like I just told you Lamar Jackson stack 273 yard passing a hundred and twenty two yard rusting on 16 carats Now we go all the way down in the big wide wagon back at Derek Henry
Starting point is 00:09:20 13 carat for a six-yard That's what we doing how do we can can go nowhere? Hush your mouth. Let me educate you on something. Anytime the Baltimore Ravens got in power back, they got in single back or I-Mation formation. The defense know that's a motherfucking run play. But when they lined up in the shotgun and the read option in the 12 personnel, But when they lined up in the shotgun in the read option in the 12 personnel, Lamar Jackson, when he did hand it off to him, throw fire or pops. Or when he championed himself, keep running that same formation. They couldn't stop it.
Starting point is 00:09:57 When you come out that single back and it gets one back and then the quarterback unhanding. But we know you're handing it out, you're not going nowhere. But when I get in that shotgun though, and I got them two tighties here, and quarterback and quarterback bro. We know you're handing out. You're not going nowhere but when I get in that shotgun though and I got them two tight in his head and I got
Starting point is 00:10:13 Henry right here or he on this right side and you and you and you shot you're hiking it to the more than shotgun. Now, you can either read option either I can hand it off to big bacon or I can keep the bacon. That's what the more Jackson did last night on the on them on them read out and we're getting off
Starting point is 00:10:33 officer line trash. Chris Jones ate their ass up last night. If you watch the game out, Chris Jones ate him up all night, stayed in the backfield. He take two step back. He got to make a move. The more Jackson had to make a move. back. He got to make a move. The more just had to make a move. And as a and as a head coach, I don't want my quarterback on his back foot the whole night. I ain't what I want when the more I had a clean pocket through the ball through the ball. Got flowers down there. Uh lively with getting off but he had to improvise on that. No more Jackson got weapons, ladies and gentlemen. All that he ain't got no weapons no more.
Starting point is 00:11:11 That's a motherfucking lie. Flowers, lively. Edwards, I brought in big wag and bag of Henry. That's what you're brought in for, for a John Hopper. Give him the motherfucking ball. First and second to third quarter, I'm hitting the ball off the him for quarter. No more Jackson. Bring us home. Bring us home. You know, I ain't lying.
Starting point is 00:11:36 No, I just hurt the game last night for the most part, but I'm just showing you the mishap Lamar Jackson them had. Can you post one that game last night. Y'all had Ravens ran 74 plays. Ladies and gentlemen, you know how many can see the chief ran? That mean Baltimore had to ball 24 motherfucking times. Then you didn't achieve the, and still lost by seven. What do that tell you legacy Joe? It tells me this Patrick zebra my home is the goal. W trippin is breaking hush. If Patrick in the homes three Pete this year. If he three Pete,
Starting point is 00:12:29 that put automatically put him in the goat and goat. Ain't no, ain't nobody ever three Pete before. If he three Pete, they're going to put him at four rings right there. That's enough for me. Probably call Brady got self not hell no. And I love TB 12, but some of them damn championships got a question mark behind. Y'all wanna put question mark by Barry Byrne Rucker? I'm gonna put them by damn Tom Brady Super Bowl. Why would you do that? Deflate gate.
Starting point is 00:12:53 Spot gate. Damn it, y'all wanna sweep it under the rug? I ain't sweeping shit under, nothing under the rug. Get me wrong, I love TV. 12 years ago. But if they see for Kate mother and Patrick Mahone three Pete this year, you got my three Pete. Okay.
Starting point is 00:13:19 Go. Oh, last night he will get 2428 last night. 291 yard one touchdown, one interception. That's how it was, 20 for 28, 291. I bet you Pat Mahone wouldn't have missed that throw. He hit him right between the numbles. That I like on a woman. Left nipple, right nipple, in between.
Starting point is 00:13:45 Damn. So humbly. I be playing with them, with those things that a woman has right here. Humbly. Double breast-fegal. Come here. Double major breast-fegal. Come here. I ain't know you like. Come here. Double major breastfeeder. Come here. I know you like
Starting point is 00:14:11 Come here like I say Pat Mahone is the goal Or Xavier words I See why big boy handy when I big cheeseburger eating and the read when I got Yeah, I know Tyree's human, but Andy Reid is definitely human. It's more you than it is me. That's what Andy Reid's saying to y'all, and y'all can't even see it. Wake up! Andy Reid telling Tyree killing the rest of y'all
Starting point is 00:14:41 is more y'all than it is me. I'll let you go. Now I still come back with two in the room. Y'all better get a big red cheeseburger eating mother, and ask his credit. That bill bill check that don't shoot good, good coaches. Joe, I see for good coaches. And the Reds is like no other.
Starting point is 00:15:11 I'm gonna say it again, Big Red is like no other. Every player I ever done heard from or even watched interviews on, ain't never said nothing bad about Big Red. He's a players coach. He listen to his players. His players come to him and talk to him and they'll draw up from places and plays
Starting point is 00:15:35 and to kill them involved. Cause he a coach that listen before he speaks. And that's what some of us got to do in the world. Sometimes we get in the hostile situations You understand and we don't think we just react And there's a lot of men in jail right now Being way too emotional we too emotional we emotional by every we emotion about sports look at me right here talking crying We're emotional
Starting point is 00:16:03 We're too emotional, man. Sometimes we need to. Even when somebody is right, sometimes you just gotta let them talk. You let a person talk long enough they'll tell you everything you want to know about. Just gotta be quiet sometimes. Just this. And the reason what's his name? Pickle chew whatever number 10. He ain't even no running back. I don't know what he use. That mother gon' hit that hoe. Dance up and then get your four and five a pop.
Starting point is 00:16:44 That's how he run. Go get your four or five a pop. That's how he run. Go get your four or five yards a pop. Pickle true well, his name you. To me back there playing pick a boo, pick a boo. That's how he playing. And my homes on mine giving it to me. You know how many times my home ran last night? Had two attempts, three yards.
Starting point is 00:17:02 We all know Pat Mahone ain't known for running. Run like he got a belly full of tuna fish but he could throw that motherfucking ball like he got nothing but cool like this belly. You damn right Pat Mahone can't run but he can throw it. He can see something over there. You don't even know what he throwing it to. Travis Kessedini had the best game last night.
Starting point is 00:17:25 But let me tell you something, I saw something magnificent last night. I saw something beautiful last night and it came in the form of the eyes of Taylor Swift. Come here, my darling. Sweet little, then mom's apple pie. Let me tell you something, Travis Kessedini, you got you something, boy.
Starting point is 00:17:43 You got you, you got Taylor Swift boy. You got you got Taylor Swift. You got the greatest thing on earth. Dumb you trippy. Get back, get back, shut up, get back. Huss Shaden, Huss Shaden, Huss, Huss Shaden. You got the greatest thing on earth. Look enough there Hussie had that makeup on, that red cherry lipstick. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:18:08 Make Elvis get on hard in the graveyard. Do you hear me? Do you hear me? But overall, last night, it was a great game. Fans was excited, NFL season is back. You can smell the beers in the bars. It was just nothing but excitement last night on last night football game. I'm just happy it's back. I was happy to see, you know, Derrick Henry with the Ravens. See what he was going to do when he come out.
Starting point is 00:18:45 And it's just one game. It's not the end for the Ravens. I do think these teams will meet up again. But for John Harbaugh to be in this game this long, and I consider him a good coach, his play college is in question. Three or four times they had delay of games. That's more or less still on the quarterback, but as a head coach, you got to have your team and sink. You got to get the plays in like that.
Starting point is 00:19:07 That's no excuses for delay of games on the quarterback. Like they had to call timeouts and that put them in, you know, I'm saying awkward situations. Um, but Kansas city, man, as you know, they had, they turnovers too. I think they had six. I mean, I mean, I turn on, I mean I mean both teams had one turnover piece but I'm talking about penalties I think Ravens has seven and Chiefs has six but it was when them penalty was called that was killing the Ravens on great drives like they were
Starting point is 00:19:36 getting chunks and chunks down the yards and they were having to bring them back Lee need to do something about that. They really do, cause it seemed like they didn't know how to line up all of a sudden last night. And I just kept seeing a flag out for 12 yard catch. Boom, 28 yard catch, but they calling it back. All because of illegal formation. I don't never want to see this again, y'all. I don't even want to see them doing it no more.
Starting point is 00:20:04 I don't want to see that shit. I want to see some football. I want to see this again, y'all. I don't even want to see them doing it no more. I don't want to see that shit. I want to see some football. I want to see some hard hitting. I'm watching them toe that D line for Chandler City. That's how they want that Super Bowl ass shoot, that defense. Yeah, that defense. And it ain't gonna hurt to have Patty Mahomes back there. It's the fourth quarter leading your offense now in the field
Starting point is 00:20:23 from the three yard line. He ain't to go, oh, I know Brady done done it before. I know that. I know that. Brady ain't never had that juice. Brady ain't never had that juice up in his head like Pat Mahone got in his all natural. Them zebras got, let me tell you something about the zebra. See a zebra out there in the safari, right? You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:20:43 It's white and black, beautiful. One thing them zebras got, they strong. They ain't bad. Zebra. See the zebra out there in the safari, right? You know what I'm saying? This white and black, beautiful. One thing them zebras got, they strong. They ain't fast. Pat Mahone ain't fast. Y'all get where I'm going with this now? He ain't fast. He stocky, Bill.
Starting point is 00:20:55 He is. Y'all know I ain't lying. Chalky Bill a little bit. Yeah, that's a zebra. And he could see the field. Oh, that motherfucking zebra could see the field. If that ain't Pat Mahone, I don't know who it is. Only time a zebra get caught are when he injured. That's the only time when Pat Mahone really lose when he injured.
Starting point is 00:21:15 Bad ankles and all that. And even then I can see him on a bad foot. Super Bowl gets the Eagles. The Eagles, they play tonight in Brazil. We're gonna get to that in a minute. But I didn't see him pad my home. Whole foot broke. I seen him shot him up with some with with some antidote in that locker room. He came back out there looking like Batman. I don't know what they shot him up with in that Super Bowl, but they
Starting point is 00:21:38 shot him with something. Remains a mystery to this day if you ask me. Matter of fact, somebody wake Paul up, Tiger blew up. I'm sick of Roger Goodell. It's all about the money for Roger. Tonight's game, Eagle versus the Packer on Peacock. Man, I thought Peacock was in the damn zoo. They telling me it's a channel. I didn't know Peacock had a channel. Somebody go tell him it's a channel. I know
Starting point is 00:22:07 Somebody go wait Paul Tagaloo up man, I Ain't feeling this at all. I ain't feeling this at all peacock I gotta watch the Eagles play the Packers in Brazil and an NFL why y'all keep sending them players to Brazil Ain't nobody here to Brazil. Let's be real. I Couldn't be no NFL player last night. I can not throw every motherfucking door a boy We don't be no in there huh, no, it's no English Nicky Rinpe. I do I'll be in Brazil right now. Hey, Starburst, you get the finest woman in the city.
Starting point is 00:22:54 Buying up a year's supply of Starburst will not get there. Shit. I'll go for a broken Brazil. Hey, y'all been in Brazil? Hey, y' Jake Halpern. We have a new limited series of my podcast, Deep Cover, out now, all about George Santos, the Republican congressman from New York who told a lot of stories about his life and his credentials, many of which turns out were not true. It's like you know Mr. Ripley needs catch me if you can.
Starting point is 00:23:32 I mean the guy hoodwinked everyone. He was very ambiguous and sketchy quite honestly about what the company did and how it made so much money overnight. What prosecutors alleged in the indictment is that most of that $12,000 goes directly to Santos's personal bank account. I would go down these rabbit holes and start thinking about like what is the nature of truth, you know, like what can I, what can I actually like tell the reader is real about this guy's story. My phone is literally blowing up inquiries about saying, is George going to jail? What's going on? And I'm like, why are you doing this? Like, why?
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Starting point is 00:26:27 They didn't want to paint Nick Sarionchi for the Eagles. They come on over here. I mean, Jeffery, come on over here. We'll pay you. We need to take some of the load off of Jalen Sippen served hurts. So I'm excited to see how you feel. I'm excited to see Shaquon Barkley tonight. Will he stay healthy is the question. Now everybody know last year the
Starting point is 00:26:51 Philadelphia Eagles was fish greasing hot the first half of the season. Second half of the season they were colder than being a single. Come here. Starting out high. Just throwing it up to AJ Brown, Devontae Smith were going to get it. By the way, both players signed significant contracts this off season, which they deserve. But you got Saquon Barker, you got AJ Brown, you got Devontae Smith, and y'all got that something dude from Washington. Dobson, think Dobson, I'm not mistaken. Eagles ain't no motherfuckin' more excuses.
Starting point is 00:27:32 Gillie, Vallo, ain't no more excuses. You got Barkley, you got Brown, Overdell, you got Smith, and you got Serb sippin' herbs. Ain't no motherfucking more excuses. Y'all don't get the job done. I don't want to hear y'all one ring in 90 years having since no demo. Gillie running around here losing his motherfucking mind off the eagle. And they ain't going for one in 90 years.
Starting point is 00:28:01 You stick your damn bird chest back in, get on Wallo? You ain't getting it. Packers? Jordan, come here. Beat the Dallas Cowboys last year in the playoffs. Yes, they did. Had me sick, them motherfuckers. I ain't come out to half for two days.
Starting point is 00:28:20 First game of the year, let's see. Eagles, Packers, who you got? I'm riding with the Eagles. I just like the Eagles. Eagles supposed to be that team, y'all. And I'm a cowboy fan, but Eagles supposed to be that team. If you look in that paper, the Philadelphia Eagles is the best team in the division right now.
Starting point is 00:28:39 But will they play like it? Cause we all know they can start out hot, but it's never about how you start. It's always about how you end it, man. That's just like in life. You might not be where you want to be right now, but let's say three or six months from now, you very well could be, but you got to put the mother f***ing work in. Gotta put the work in. Football player, you gotta be in film. You gotta know his formation.
Starting point is 00:29:11 You gotta know that formation. Oh man, that tight end back there. He normally run an angle route in his formation. Well, if you study film and you see it's a tight end in the certain formation, every time you see in that formation tight end in the certain formation, every time you've seen that formation, he runs an angle route. Jump the route. I know you're seeing them football players saying it all the time.
Starting point is 00:29:36 I know y'all seen Cam Nunes saying that. Uh huh. Yeah. You watch film. Watch this. Yeah. Or Aaron Rodgers saying, you not coming. Get back. The quarterback knows they studied this. Yeah. Oh, Aaron Rodgers said, you're not coming. Get back.
Starting point is 00:29:46 quarterback knows they study this. They watch countless film formations. So when the quarterback come out the first thing they do in the scan in the field, seeing what the safety is, they seem with the linebackers there. So a lot of teams like Andy Reed like to put their receiving motion, seeing who going with. A lot of teams like Andy Reid like to put their receiver in motion, seeing who going with him.
Starting point is 00:30:10 Let that dude don't travel. We know you in his zone. I'm hogging. We're going to run some zone routes. I'm going to hit your ass right up the scene. I'm going to hit you right up to the side right up the scene For you to write up the scene that they say to come down and leave it one right there top that roll up top I'm a buddy Can I mean I got from one on one cover somewhere? I'm just telling you gang in the way it need to be played Don't be a hell of a game. I can't wait to watch it's on Peacock. I don't know the game tonight on Peacock. I know some of you looking to me,
Starting point is 00:30:51 damn Doug, man, it's out. And I almost, cause I know I got some people up in there, man. I don't even know how to work the air. I mean, you, you know, I worked them, you know, I worked them strip club, 18. You know, I worked them down maps your phone, too. So stop lying You figure everything else out, John you can figure this out too gang night on pico turning it I can't wait to watch it I got the eagles 27 half us
Starting point is 00:31:19 24 In brazil All that motherfucking ass gonna be down. I'm talking about some of the finest women ever in Brazil. And it don't take much of you. One cheese cake will have you booed up for a whole year. One motherfucking cheese cake will have you booed up in Brazil for a year. Boys, I know I like to go fish. But I think I first started taking my fish into Brazil, Rio de Janeiro. I'm going to Brazil.
Starting point is 00:31:58 Fellas trip. Y'all can join me if you want. You can join me if you want. Because women now they want to go everywhere with them. They want to stay at the house. Going fishing. Ain't nothing like being out there on that water relaxing. Because the weight of the world could be heavy on my shoulders at times. But I'll never complain about what God put on my shoulders when I pray for it. You feel what I'm saying to you? But fishing is relaxing, man. It's a sport.
Starting point is 00:32:30 Nothing like putting a dog food on their hook. See, some of y'all use worms, y'all use other, I put dog food on the hook. And I, phew, I'm casting it out there now. You know, fishing is a pacing game. It's a waiting game. So while I'm relaxing, you know, I might be looking at my phone, looking at my prize pick, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:32:54 I might be looking at the prize pick, you know what I'm saying? And all of a sudden you feel a nudge. It'll get your attention if it's a big nudge. You got more. You got yourself in. It'll get your attention if it's a big nudge. Then you got more. You know, you got yourself in. And you're easing in. You're really in between.
Starting point is 00:33:13 And then when you feel it, pressure. When you bring it on home, baby. Ain't nothing like fishing. You're in the double country, boy. I'm a fisherman. I'm a runner. I get out there and hunt them deals. I get out there and hunt them deals I got them kill them hogs
Starting point is 00:33:30 Anybody got that one go hog on yet. We'll go dear hun this season. We'll go So you can't miss me I'm all around I Love a little wood. We got no wilderness down in Texas, but I love the woods man I'm glad it's gonna get cold cuz because them damn mosquitoes like to kill me this year. I don't know about y'all, but the mosquitoes is badder than they've ever been down here. That mosquito hit me earlier. I thought it was Ray Lewis. Thought it was Ray Lewis. Where he was stabbing me. I'm just saying, you know.
Starting point is 00:34:07 Allegedly, it's in. You got to take care of yourself out there, man. Got to take care of yourself out there, man. I can't get so much going on, man, you know, be careful. Clubbing, partying, doing drugs, you need to be careful. Shit ain't right out here. what's going on right now. Shit ain't right out here in this world. These parents are burying their kids, man, way too motherfucking early, man.
Starting point is 00:34:34 We're supposed to be burying our parents, not the parents burying us, man. Like, how many times do somebody gotta die from certain situations for us to understand that ain't the way to go. You know what I'm saying? I do good. You write about others. I mean, I'm not feeling home. You don't want you to hold me, my brother.
Starting point is 00:35:03 You know what I'm saying? These days you can't even leave your drink nowhere without someone want to put something in your drink. Now you crazy running down the road, but naked. Without pay watching Nemo. All because you didn't pay attention to pay attention. It's like when you drive down the road, you pay attention not only for you, but you got paid for other people.
Starting point is 00:35:22 People can't drive. When are we going to hold ourselves accountable? Talk to us, black people. No, I know we're not the only one, but I'm talking to us. When are we going to hold ourselves accountable for the way you've acted today? Yeah, I know I know I didn't teach you shit, but that don't mean we can't teach the young
Starting point is 00:35:45 men something. We can say it live. Talking to a young man, hey man, this ain't the way to go, man. Get them books, brother. They ain't gonna tell you they're problem, man. My mom broke or my dad broke. We don't have this in it. Well, let's do something about that.
Starting point is 00:35:58 Give you some alternatives. How can we get you a job? I mean, you know, what skill you got? Now we can start building. We're losing way too many young men, man. How can we get you a job? I mean, what skill you got? Now we can start building. We losing way too many young men, man. To the streets, to drugs, to guns. We losing way too many.
Starting point is 00:36:17 I seen a shoot in Georgia. This shit got to stop. School used to be a safe spot. School used to be a safe spot. It ain't even mother,in' safe no more. You can't even see the kids after school no more. Without thinking, without wondering what the fuck is gonna happen today.
Starting point is 00:36:34 Ain't no way a kid's supposed to have a gun. Ain't no fucking way. We don't even have a safe haven no more in the world. You should go run to the church and be safe. Can't run there no more. They'll shoot that up. Can't run to the school no more. They'll shoot that up.
Starting point is 00:36:55 Where can we go? Then when us as a people have become together, white, black, wherever you are, Mexicans, who come together as a people. Hey, I know y'all gonna like being treated this way. I know y'all gonna like being treated this way. And we gonna like being treated this way. How can we come to a resolution? Everything can't be fixed in one day, everything can't be fixed in one day,
Starting point is 00:37:25 everything can be fixed in one year, but we can move towards the goal. And the goal is to have us stop fighting and stop shooting one another. That's gonna always be killing, that's just the way the world is, that's just the way the world works. But we can do better.
Starting point is 00:37:41 We can have better percentages than what we have, I tell you that. I don't wanna see nobody kid get shot or killed at school. Nobody. Neither should you. I know we all do things we shouldn't be doing, but another thing we shouldn't be doing, we shouldn't be drinking and driving. That's a motherfucking negative.
Starting point is 00:38:07 I understand you wanna go out here in the world, get drunk, get, get tow up. But that don't mean go get in that truck or that car. That mean fine, you're an Uber. Real friends don't let you get behind the wheel knowing you drunk. Real friends take your keys from you. No matter how mad and you wolf and holler, you ain't driving. You ain't just saving their lives,
Starting point is 00:38:31 you saving somebody else's too. You got to start being more responsible people. Start holding motherfuckers accountable. I told you, a person who take ain't got no limit It'll take much and they'll take much as they can take from you. No, you don't say that He ain't trippin she ain't trippin ain't saying then the main thing you stop that That's when they want to cry wolf, but guess what sometimes you got to let them motherfuckers cry wolf You got to let them cry wolf.
Starting point is 00:39:06 But how y'all feeling today, man? They Friday, man. You know, you had a great game last night. I know y'all went to work today. Talked about the dang game. Man, did you see this? Man, did you see that? That's what this is America, baby.
Starting point is 00:39:19 When you get to wake up the next day and talk about the game, you talk to your friend, man, how you feel? Man, man, it was a good game, you know, I'm ready for my team to play in. And you damn right I'm ready for them cowboys to play them Cleveland Browns. I'm ready. I can't get no motherfucking rest.
Starting point is 00:39:38 I can't, I ain't gonna lie about the kid, I can't wait to see how that gonna come out. And that motherfucker better come out Better do his job is what I want to see I want to see how Zeke gonna run this year Is he gonna run like an old John Deere? He's an old John Deere that's gonna run now. I don't think John Deere got the best trackers helpful. I want to know if he gonna run like the new one tractors helpful I want to know if you gonna run like the new one new John deal no I'm sure I know it's an old car you can have new parts that's the
Starting point is 00:40:12 big level one she might not got no ass today but in two weeks she'll have an ass like buffet up there I'm gonna buff for the body. I'm talking about vampire. I'm talking about buffet about Is like that That's all I'm saying I want to see what's he gonna do this year I know what cd gonna give me. He doesn't got that money. I know what he gonna give me He gonna give me 90 catches this year See, you gonna give me 90 and 1400 your pet receiving your you're gonna give me. He gonna give me 90 catches this year. See, he gonna give me 90 and 1400 yard receiving yard. He gonna give me that.
Starting point is 00:40:49 Brandon Cooks, what you gonna give me? You keep saying everybody pointing the finger at Dak, and you right, everything ain't Dak thought. But you gonna help him this year? Brandon Cooks, talking to you? Is you gonna help Dak Prescott this year's what I want Oh we're going clean clean my house there this is a plenty in the NFL right now I'm taking nobody one argument on them we're gonna get my camera they mean y'all motherfuckers got a head y'all head I'm taking nobody one argument on them We're going to smile care
Starting point is 00:41:26 They mean y'all motherfuckers got a head y'all head on the swivel Look, I see him. I know you do He right down do you got him? I don't need to be slide. I don't need to be sliding no motherfucking protection over there either I need you to get them one on one for four seconds You give me four seconds that big monster If the Cowboys offensive line give that press got time he gonna eat Cleveland ass alive The home and Rocking Road gonna eat him alive But I want to know can we hand that mother fucker home? Get me a foe Zeke.
Starting point is 00:42:12 Cause if you gonna get me a foe you gonna be sick you see you see you see you see why I'm at you see why I'm at. That's what you gonna be. That's what I'm telling Zeke if you gonna get in there and run that motherfucking ball, you gonna be over here with me with a headset on. I'm just saying. Y'all want somebody to get up here and talk and tell the truth? Here I am. You want me to get up here and sugarcoat a lie? I'm not that guy for you. You don't need to watch this show if you won't lie. I'm gonna give you the truth over here. I'm gonna give you the motherfucking real.
Starting point is 00:42:54 Now we gonna talk sport? Dammit, we gonna talk it. Caitlin Clark, ball this. You motherfucking Negro been quiet about Caitlin? She been doing nothing but coming to the game early. Eating up raisins in her chicken salad. Boom. Them motherfucking niggas in Indiana ain't been this happy.
Starting point is 00:43:18 Since, since, since, um, um, Ronald Tess then was there. Jermaine O'Neal and Stack 5. It's the same in the Indy. Big manal and stack five. It's excitement in the end. Big man had to come down, the sheriff had to come down. And see this and that's Caitlin is whole. She gonna be the rookie out of here, WNBA, and she deserve it. And she deserve it.
Starting point is 00:43:46 Girl can ball. I can get that hate all that whatever inside. Get that shit out. She balling MVP. Aja Wilson. That's no doubt about that. Ain't no doubt about who MVP is, but Caitlin Clark now ain't gonna be in the running, but that's ages all day.
Starting point is 00:44:07 I just like what the state of the NBA had right now. It's a spotlight on everybody. It ain't just Katelyn's on everybody. That's what I like. Now we all got the light on us. You do your thing, I'm gonna do my motherfucking thing. Yo, yo, yo, yo, Katelyn doing her thing, man. I seen Jalen Ramsey, fuck a dolphin just signed a three year, $72 million deal.
Starting point is 00:44:33 Deserve it. Ramsey gonna get by three or four times, but he a good quam. For the most part, he gonna do what he supposed to do. I respect Ramsey. He ain't making no excuse. He gonna get burned. Well, yeah, he gonna, see, he gonna, he gonna have you scratching your mama's blue head down in Miami,
Starting point is 00:44:57 but then he gonna come through with some picks too. Taylor Ramsey gonna come through with some picks too. Two, wow. reek, shit. Nothing but cocaine going on in Miami again. Yeah, and Rose Forest. Oh yeah. I'm Cuban wearing gold teeth, mother fucker, gonna be at that game. See people think, like where I'm Cuban wearing gold teeth, motherfuckers gonna be at that game.
Starting point is 00:45:25 See people think like where I'm from, from the South everybody think I'm a number, a number. Haitians and Jamaican down there and um, what you call them people? Um, Cubans down there and it is. Don't you think there's no motherfucking white folks dying there either? They dying in Miami and they at them games. You sleep, drunk, sure off, smell like wet mayonnaise. Ready to fight everybody in there motherfucker no matter what color you is.
Starting point is 00:46:01 Them white boys dying in Miami get down? Going on brother. I'm not much man. She is I revisit. Well, tell you what. You ever come down here to the office game and let me know I got you. Me and my baby and her brother lost. We were. We're talking anybody else's up.
Starting point is 00:46:24 We don't play i'm talking to you brother i'm right i'm white boy i'm sunburned motherfucker what got you back for life my white boy out in miami nation shit he'll kill for me i think he won't Miami Nathans, he'll kill for me. I think he won't. But he know I blackmail him. Shit. I tell Ashley everything, you know what I mean, do that?
Starting point is 00:46:56 I get leverage on your ass, I hold it over your mother in head. I'm calling Nathan next Wednesday. I need a check for 15,000. Where bro, I just gave, I don don't give a what you gave me. Say it again. Ashley's gonna find out about your trip in Indonesia. Alright brother. I know. You saying that brother a little shit to me like Hulk Hogan?
Starting point is 00:47:28 You saying that bro a little shit to me like Hulk Hogan? I'm just telling y'all the real shit going on in my life man. Y'all be think I be bulljabbing and bringing y'all into my to my to my world. Do you think they can walk in my shoes? You can't walk in these motherfucking shoes. You know what it's up to you? Do you really know? I don't think y'all know. Hey, it's Jay Calpern.
Starting point is 00:47:52 We have a new limited series of my podcast, Deep Cover, out now, all about George Santos, the Republican congressman from New York who told a lot of stories about his life and his credentials, many of which, turns out, were not true. It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone. He was very ambiguous and sketchy, quite honestly, about what the company did and how it made so much money overnight.
Starting point is 00:48:22 What prosecutors allege in the indictment is that most of that $12,000 goes directly to Santos's personal bank account. I would go down these rabbit holes and start thinking about, like, what is the nature of truth? You know, like, what can I actually, like, tell the reader is real about this guy's story? My phone is literally blowing up inquiries about saying, is George going to jail? What's going on? And I'm like, why are you doing this? Like, why?
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Starting point is 00:50:29 Brought to you by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration and the Ad Council. Took me to get outside my comfort zone. Me doing this and we're getting on the count, is out of my comfort zone. I was a low key laid back guy. I ain't never had no social media. You guys took a lot. When you don't have nothing, everything you did didn't work.
Starting point is 00:51:00 Some got a pumpkin work. Some got a pumpkin work. Some got a work. And I know it's work because I'm just being me. Not true. Ain't no force against me. I am. If you know me. This is me. Nothing else work for me. But this did.
Starting point is 00:51:24 Friends, family look at you different You're doing it When you crave What they say But I had my eyes on the prize the whole motherfucking time so somebody are you watching You have to watch in this show right now. Make sure you can hit the like button Make sure you can hit subscribe, button. Make sure you can hit the subscribe button. This is one of them shows you're gonna follow.
Starting point is 00:51:48 You're gonna learn something on this motherfucking show. Yeah, we're gonna do all this for us. We're gonna do all of that. We're gonna do live too. I know somebody watching right now is inspired by me. Love, love. How you doing? Shit, praying.
Starting point is 00:52:06 I got a praying mother. Got a praying woman I'm with. Man, do you hear me? Pray. Pray. Lord, Lord, I don't ever care about being rich. I just want to be comfortable.
Starting point is 00:52:22 I want to be able to wake up in the morning and. I just want to be comfortable. I want to be able to wake up in the morning and go wherever I want to go, buy whatever I want to buy. Buy my kids whatever they want when they graduate better buy them cars or go to college. Whatever I want to be in position, Lord, to help me get out of poverty. Help me get out of poverty, Lord, to help me get out of poverty. Help me get out of poverty, Lord. So I'm here to tell y'all here today, some of y'all might like this, some of
Starting point is 00:52:53 y'all might not, but it's the truth. If you make it under $50,000 a year, you in poverty, you in poverty. You're in poverty. Well, you gotta get out of it, baby. Yo, when I learned that four years ago, that I was making under $50,000, and I was working my job, I didn't know I was in poverty. Like, I ain't in poverty, I got a roof over my head.
Starting point is 00:53:19 I might be broke, but at least I got somewhere I can go and be starved at. You know what I'm saying? I got a roof over my head. I can starve inside the house, though. I ain't getting rain. I had to learn that, though. Oh, bro. It's levels, so you can do better than life.
Starting point is 00:53:34 This saying it. And I had to jump out there and I started working, doing the skits and traveling and trying to do this comedy. Starting to get a buzz, but I ain't making no money. Yeah, you ain't able to. But the bro doesn't have no money in his pocket. It's our family.
Starting point is 00:54:03 Sometimes it's when that devil creeping, and he better get back to that job boy. Who you think you is? Stay right here with me and don't have nothing. You got to tell that Satan move around. I'm built for this. I pray for this. It's gonna happen. And then you start. I'll climb a little bit and that devil start coming even more coming out of homes. Women. Drugs. Weed, of course.
Starting point is 00:54:38 But whoever you like, whoever you. They'll come like that. You got to be smart. You got to be ready. Lord, this ain't what I prayed for. I prayed for this. You know what I'm saying? Because when you die, you can't take none of this with you. How I reach you up, when you die, you you you you you you you dead. You ain't got no more than the poor man right beside you in the grave.
Starting point is 00:55:04 It takes sacrifice to get healed, man. Poor man right beside you in the grave. It takes sacrifice to get him right being away from the family, it takes sacrifices. Can't go shopping, I got a team to take her. Hmm. What kind of boss am I if I'm a broke boss? So I'm already next year, I'm already in the next year. I'm not even here.
Starting point is 00:55:29 I'm already in the next year, even though tomorrow ain't promised. But that's the way I see things. My vision is different now. I used to couldn't see nothing but to for the next hour. We'll talk more about that, though. But we know I got a book coming. I know I ain't not right You know, I got a book coming. I ain't no, not right now, but I got a book coming. I'm working on a book.
Starting point is 00:55:50 Lord, let me see. It might put out about two or three years, but I'm working though. I'm working. Hopefully y'all working too, man. Yeah. Hopefully I inspire y'all man and to go and do whatever it is you want to do. Because if I did, you can do it too. Well, nobody tell you no different.
Starting point is 00:56:04 I'm talking about for being successful and making it. You can do that. Cause if I did it, you could do it too. Don't let nobody tell you no different. I'm talking about for being successful and making it, you could do that. Everybody can get a print and be fun. I ain't gonna lie to you. Everybody ain't fun. Nobody can't get on that stage like I do. But I can't do it.
Starting point is 00:56:15 Everybody got different gifts. Everybody got different talent. Everybody can't do it. I can't do some of y'all jobs. Some of y'all guys are good with working on calls, working on shit around how I ain't good. None of that shit. I gotta hire somebody. I gotta call somebody to do on shit around how I ain't good. Now let's hear somebody I call somebody do this shit. That ain't that ain't my face. My business make my
Starting point is 00:56:31 book of life. Do that. I do that. Real time. I can tell you I'm on the blue choose now. I'm on the motherfucking blue shoes. I'm torn them up like skills. What's been gotten you? She you come in. Well, I can't. She I don't want to know that you complain when you want. Now you're getting any complaints.
Starting point is 00:57:03 She has to pile on that motherfucker complaining all day. They satisfy a woman, I don't give a damn what you say. Baby, you never home. When you home, when you leaving here, you see what I'm saying? You see what I'm saying? Tell y'all some shit about these women, man. I'm going to show you how to get out of shit. The girl that will come to you till you go to the store and get some things, you go,
Starting point is 00:57:31 but you make sure you leave two or three items in purpose. So the next time she say, baby, so the next time when it's time to go to the store, she not gonna even ask you. No, you're like, oh, I get it. No, I got it. Cause last time you forgot two or three things and uh, that was the whole point of her not asking you to go to the mother f*****g store. No more. So next time your girl fell, this as I go to a store, forget two or three things. She's gonna ask you, no other dog. I'm gonna teach you how to get out of stuff Yeah, don't go teach y'all. You gotta stop and do it every mother
Starting point is 00:58:13 Yes, but when it's time to go to a store they don't have me They don't have me I'm in the summer today. Oh, don't be so feeling good the brassica Colorado. I'm in the zone today y'all. Dub in the zone, feeling good, Nebraska, Colorado. I'm going to be there with who you got. Who you motherfuckers got? Tommy Fraser, where you at, damn? Carlisle Stewart, where you at? Bud Crawford, where you at?
Starting point is 00:58:35 I'm pulling up with Coach Brian. Pulling up with Coach, y'all. You see it. Big buffs. My head is available to got the trash. She's available right now to bubble dub NT. I don't say that Gmail hit me up man. Let me see me your sizes. I got them trash search on deck baby.
Starting point is 00:59:04 Football season man will be able a gas stadium near you. About two weeks away from flying out our first fan to a gang. Man, I can't wait. I know some of you all still been thinking, man, I want to come. It could very well be you. It could very well be. I want it to be you, whoever you are. I want it to be you.
Starting point is 00:59:25 We'll talk. Make sure you hit that like button, man Make sure you hit the subscribe button. Make sure y'all in the comments. Y'all been sleeping. Y'all been tripping on the comments, man I've been getting seven eight hundred like come on man. I'm supposed to be three four thousand likes every motherfucker Are you watching you like it hit the button Damn. When you're watching, you like it, here's the button. Let me know, I'm here for you, Dub, I love it. That motivate me. Y'all can be motivated by your team right now, whoever your team is,
Starting point is 01:00:00 even if it's the Sirene, Arizona Cogniz. Dub mentioned my team, mention my team. You damn right. LA Chargers, where you at? Bronco Nation, where you at? Regal Nation, where you at? Saints, who that? Who that?
Starting point is 01:00:23 Where you at? My Texan fans, I know y'all ready. Y'all washing up your slabs right now. You don't do no good. It's raining down here in the city, boy. Y'all washing them slabs up, getting ready for the Texas. And play them old co- Motherf- Giant fans, I know y'all wonderin' what y'all gonna do with Daniel Jones. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:00:40 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.? I don't know. I really don't know what I'm excited. Whether I'm watching it on ESPN, NBC, Peacock, Amazon, I don't fucking know. I'm gonna watch it. You better watch it too. We gonna talk, you better watch it too.
Starting point is 01:01:05 Now it's time for the hell no, Sid. to. We don't talk. You better watch it too. Now it's time for the hell no. Yeah, I forgot all about that. I know y'all forgot all about that hell no. How could you forget about that hell no? Huh? We still got the trash all day. Huh? Come on now. And if you're watching this show right now, man, if you're watching this show right now, man, and you gotta put your phone up, you at work, or you working around the house, man, you can listen to it on Apple Podcasts or Spotify. You like real talk.
Starting point is 01:01:37 Yeah, you can put your headphones on and listen to me. Or if you're riding down the road in the car, you can get listen to me talk, my talk. Talk to me. my talk talk to me Cowboy nason motherfucker stand up talk to me So new year that shit lashes on Come on look around you cowboy fan hagos got something to say y'all say they never hear what we say a nigga again, chump. What I'm saying nigga again, chump? We win.
Starting point is 01:02:07 In that we trust. Bubba Dubs live on the show. He knows what he saw. And he's here to tell you. Hell no. Hell no. It took as hell not a second. I ain't playing with y'all every day, man.
Starting point is 01:02:22 Real tough. So y'all might ask me, Bubba Dubs, would you ever go to the Army? sing it I ain't playing with y'all everyday, man Real tough Shout out my ass, me Bubba Duh What you ever go to, I'm on it Never You not finna wake me up Three, four, three, four in the morning
Starting point is 01:02:32 Holling in my face Bread smell like funky soup shit Never You not finna holler at me You not finna tell me when I am When I can't get up Nope, nope, nope, sorry When I crawled in under there
Starting point is 01:02:43 I can't swim I'm, no Blonde, blonde up can't swim. I'm no, brung, brung up every mother. I'm seeing limbs and body. Shit, I'm fucking gonna lay up on one of them limbs. Shit, my stay over. My stay is over. I'm in no more, shit. They're asking me if I was ever in a war.
Starting point is 01:03:05 If they ask me was was ever in a war. If they asked me if I was ever in a war, could I kill innocent people? Hell no. That's why I'm not going. Now put myself in that situation. They're trying to kill you. That's why I'm not going. I'm not built for that. I'm soft.
Starting point is 01:03:22 First time I see somebody get shot, I'm, oh, shit. I'm not going to kill you. I'm not going to kill you. I'm not going to kill you. I'm not going to kill you. I'm not going to kill you. I'm not trying to kill you. I just, but I'm not going. I'm not built for that. I'm soft. First time I see somebody get shot, I'm, Oh shit, nose came out. You don't want that kind of, I don't want to be that kind of, you don't want this kind of person on your team. I'm not what you want. Cause if I get caught, I'm, I'm liable to tell all the secrets that we have.
Starting point is 01:03:45 I'm not. I'm not to tell the secrets. I'm trying to go home. I ain't supposed to be here. You know what I'm saying? Have the people in the army marriage just for more money. You know, I'm just telling you the truth. Have the people in the army marriage just so they can get more money.
Starting point is 01:04:09 Damn scam artists, but I won't send them over and fight the war for you. You said no motherfuckers that's in prison. Down here in Huntsville, from the murders, you put them on the front, motherfuckers. If you survive, you're free. Pick you if it survives you free Ain't number scam artists in them armies and navies and Marines. They all get married so they can get extra three thousand dollars Telling you truth you want somebody to lie to you go to another damn show this ain't the one. She ain't the show for the lies. We don't do that over here.
Starting point is 01:04:49 I don't speak on shit. I don't know nothing about. Do you hear me? I don't speak on shit. I don't know nothing about. Just like you saying, Nick, roll, let me read a rate for the people. Just not getting in your high mother fucker.
Starting point is 01:05:02 The high rating of pronounced rich homie, corned off. You don't know how the man died. He all the evil. How your cousin die. Now you going a little too fucked. Now you stay in everybody else motherfucking business. That's why your breath smell like kind of pill of shit because you in everybody else business but your own. Let that boy family grieve, y'all. Let anybody else who die, Lord forbid, let them, let the family grieve, man. Let them come out with the toxicology report
Starting point is 01:05:36 and saying what caused this death. You niggas act like y'all was dead. Now y'all going back and listen to his music. Oh man, he knew it would come three years ago that's all he knew it would come it man don't nobody know they were gonna die the bible say death gonna come like a thief in the night so you motherfuckers god now is what you telling me that's what you sound like y'all God No, man
Starting point is 01:06:11 It was this and that the reason why I guess a good name and I ain't going to say all that Well, you know what I'm saying. I don't even get in that shit messy. I Ain't gonna get into the extras y'all put into it saying why he got All I know a man passed away. I like things like things music. He got a family my condolences We got to do better as a people We got to go Whoever selling fake drugs or selling fake anything. I hope you catch counts Square business and I hate council press council. I hate
Starting point is 01:06:55 Stop taking people lives man. It's not cool And then gangsta about doing dumb idiotic shit. Losing too many kids, even though I know we're trying to end quick, but we losing kids, y'all. We eat fake drugs, and the shit not cool. Some of y'all got kids, right? Nah, 18, 21, 22. I know I got some older people here.
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Starting point is 01:09:42 Man, if y'all just not tuning into this show man, we talked about them chiefs. We talked about the ravers. We talked about the more Jackson shortcomings. But he do have a team around him right now. He just got to utilize it, man. Ain't no way that boy. Be running.
Starting point is 01:10:01 Bowled out last night, missed a couple throws last night. I wish he could. I know he wished he could have him back. But Kansas City Chiefs, ladies and gentlemen, is a Dynast team. They're gonna be here for the next four or five years. And that's just the reality of it right now. I know a lot of y'all gonna like Mahomes. I don't call him Mahomes.
Starting point is 01:10:22 I love him. He's the zebra. And zebras can see the safari better than anybody and you know, I'm not lying. That's Patrick my homes y'all And you read the best head coach in the in the NFL that is right now Big boy him I Seen what he did for Torreo on when he came from 49ers over there. I seen what he did for Torell Owens when he came from 49ers over there. I seen what he can do for a DJ. I seen what he can do for a Manaya. I seen what he can do for a Brian Westbrook.
Starting point is 01:10:51 I seen what he can do for a Michael Vick. I seen what he can do for Patrick Holmes. I taught Rick Hill. I can see what Andy Reid does. Y'all better get Big Red his respect, give him his flowers right now. Give him his flowers, man. He fare well. He deserve all of them that he can motherfucking get.
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Starting point is 01:11:39 Inelegable for, I thought thought you had one more motherfucking time. You gonna shut the hell up and let this game go? I'm already gonna smoke me one. I'm in the zone. For the tacos? Shit. I wanna see them go up and down the field. All I'm hearing is whistles. I don't like that. I don't never want the refs to how to outcome of a game and let the players do it. But lively for the Raven. Got you something.
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