Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - The Lakers did it fam!!! Bronny and LeBron James are teammates

Episode Date: June 28, 2024

Bubba Dub is back reacting to the Los Angeles Lakers drafting LeBron James' son, Bronny James in the 2nd round of the NBA Draft. The first father-son duo in NBA HISTORY!! (3:30) Then, Dub recaps the P...residential Debate between President Joe Biden and Donald Trump. America is in serious trouble fam!! (18:00) After, in the spirit of the upcoming NFL Season, Bubba settles debates between Troy Polamalu and Ed Reed, and Calvin Johnson and Larry Fitzgerald. (25:45) Next, Dub with a hilarious HELL NAHH segment about activities he stays the hell away from like parasailing, and getting too close to a cobra. Put himself in danger? HELL NAHH!! (36:00) Finally, Trashh of the Day (45:00) #Volume  #ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The Volume hit the like button right now. Yeah, you're going to hit the like button? I'm waiting. Go hit the subscribe button. Why wouldn't you hit the subscribe button when you come over here to the best? Come on. And DJ Khaled, boy, we the best. I bet that Pillsbury Dough Stomach Moe they're eating right now. I know DJ Khaled eating somewhere right now.
Starting point is 00:00:40 Hold up. Let me go on and get straight to it. Let me cut the mustard. Brother James, Los Angeles Lakers, 55th pick, coming on. Father and son together. I love it. And I know some of you mofos right now at home or at work, man, man, that ain't right. Man, shut up. If that was your child, you would do it too. Tell me you wouldn't. If you ain't, you ain't a real father.
Starting point is 00:01:10 Supposed to do everything for your kid. I don't give a damn if y'all think Bernie can't ball. I don't give a damn. He going to the league. NBA. Can y'all believe it? LeBron James finna get ready to play NBA ball With his son
Starting point is 00:01:26 I don't think LeBron Ever could dream Something like this I don't think he ever Dreamed it bro I don't care what he say He didn't dream this But it's possible
Starting point is 00:01:35 It happened And for And seeing some of the reactions On some of you people face I'm disappointed in you Man I don't like it Hell we don't like some of the damn bullshit that we each other giving up.
Starting point is 00:01:47 We don't like that. We ain't giving you trash. Fixing your mind to say something you don't like. Your old lady don't like you. Your girlfriend don't. Your kids don't like you. Your boss don't like you. But you want to fix your mind
Starting point is 00:02:00 and sit up here and say, you don't like what the Lakers did. Who gives a damn what you like at this point? But I know who he is, man. Kareem Adujabar. I know that old, falser, mad, mother. Because he know Lakers could have went out and got somebody else, and they
Starting point is 00:02:15 didn't. They went out and got Brunton. Everybody mad. Man, that's Neftal News, man. LeBron, man. He got too much power. Shut up. Shut your motherfucking mouth and let this play out the way it need to be played out., he got too much power. Shut up. Shut your motherfucking mouth and let this play out the way it need to be played out. I already got it figured out. I say Los Angeles Lakers need to go out,
Starting point is 00:02:32 trade D'Angelo Russell, trade Rui, trade Vando, trade Austin Reeves if they have to, go down to Memphis, down on Beale Street, get me Trigger Finger and John Morant. That's what we want. Three-headed monster in LA. Damn, dude. You want everybody on the Lakers.
Starting point is 00:02:48 And dude. And fucking dude. Who don't want the best? Who don't fucking want to win? I'm sick of the play-in each and every motherfucking year. Don't know if we gonna win. A.D. missing game. LeBron missing game. But I want to win. Lakers want to win.
Starting point is 00:03:08 What's wrong with wanting to have the best? Oh, man, ain't no more competition. Y'all niggas ain't competing. They're throwing hands. Y'all throwing bullets. Tell me I'm lying. What bullshit going on here? Goddamn Bill Haney. I heard a question of Ron Garcia like he
Starting point is 00:03:23 a detective. Sit down, Bill. Asking that man what he put in his system. He done told you that 35 times. He didn't know what it was. You still asking the same question. You can't change what happened, Bill. Yo! Devin got his ass whooped. Yes!
Starting point is 00:03:39 And I understand. That Ron had dope in his system. The boy had dope in his system. The boy had dope in his system. I'm sorry, y'all. I got off track. I'm just thinking about the beer hanging. Ryan Garcia. We're going to talk about that a little later.
Starting point is 00:03:53 But let's go back over here to the Lakers, what the Lakers need to do. See, Dr. Jerry Bush, R.I.P. R.I.P. to Jerry West. They made splashes. When Jerry West went out and got Shaquille O'Neal from the Lando Man, that was a splash. Lakers need to make a mother can splash like that lemon drop drink that's out. Oh, Lord, that lemon drop drink.
Starting point is 00:04:13 You get them whole lemon drop drink. Them drops drop. Baby, you want a lemon drop? And do. Before she even know it, I got four or five more of them holes coming. Come on. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, hell.
Starting point is 00:04:28 There's Dub in the house tonight. And I got you a steak, too. Yeah, medium rare. Come on. Yeah, where I go? Come on. You hear me? I'm showing out.
Starting point is 00:04:38 I'm showing. All I'm saying is the Lakers known to go out and get the big big pieces man they bring the big fishes to the ocean yeah you gotta bring a big fish to oh you can't put a you can't put an orc in the lake you know what I'm saying you can't do it John Moran is an orc bring him over to the ocean west coast you know he you know what I'm saying we got we got we got the crypto ringer and we got the gun gun line right there right other God damn, you can't miss He can't miss, literally He can shoot it, then he can shoot it afterwards
Starting point is 00:05:11 However you want to do That's the way we gonna do it, Morant I want y'all Morant a lake of tea Where your drink ass at? I want to be on the sideline, front row with you drinking Yeah, toast and yeah, tequila Yeah, my preference, Camille That goddamn T-Morant thing That's my guy, shout out T-Morant, man You can yell toast and yell tequila. Yeah, my preference. Come here.
Starting point is 00:05:26 That goddamn T. Morant thing. That's my guy. Shout out T. Morant, man. Real tall. Real father. Therefore, as child, I'm all for it, man. I'm all for it. It's all fun and games, man. And just to see some of y'all reactions right now to what went on tonight.
Starting point is 00:05:41 Man, I can't believe they ain't wasting no pig, man. I know y'all going to think grunted right now. Maybe Lakers going to take their time with him. Yeah, maybe they're going to take their time with this young man and mold him and build him into what they want, man. Golly, man, be happy for the young guy, man. Y'all hating him. If it was your son or one of your family members, man, y'all be all for it, man. That's all I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:06:03 Like, why is there so much hate in the world, man? So much shit going on in the world that we could be talking about or checking into like all these missing children, right? There's so many missing children. It's crazy. Every time I look on my phone, there's a motherfucking Amber Alert. Who kidnapping
Starting point is 00:06:19 these damn kids, man? Kidnapping some grown motherfuckers. I don't hurt them a number. Leave the kids alone. Kids out for school won't enjoy themselves. They can't go swimming. They can't go to their friend's house because their parents are scared they might get
Starting point is 00:06:35 kidnapped rightfully so. Leave these motherfucking kids alone. Sad, man. It's a sad world we live in one thing about Brunny now he in LA he get to stay at home
Starting point is 00:06:48 he get the best weed you know what I'm saying yeah oh yo Brunny blow Brunny be smoking like a broke stone Brun might not
Starting point is 00:06:56 Brun might smoke cigar drink red wine but that motherfucking Brunny is putting that dime come here Brunny I'm gonna put you on that this ain't trash when I come out there too But that motherfucking Bronte is putting that dime. Come here.
Starting point is 00:07:07 Bronte, I'm going to put you on that. This ain't trash when I come out there, too. I'm going to get your mind right, fam. Real talk. They don't think you can play. But when I put you on this, this ain't trash. Shit, MJ all over again. MJ, kids could never. Michael Jordan, kids could never.
Starting point is 00:07:22 Goddamn, Bronte, I ain't said shit. My sperm going to make it to the league. And if I got anything to do about it, I'm going to draft them to the team I'm on. What's wrong with that? What's wrong with owning the team, owning the company, and hiring your kids? Ain't nothing wrong with that. You might not put them in the best position because they don't know nothing about that certain position you got. But they're going to be on the job.
Starting point is 00:07:44 Hire. Yo, there's nothing wrong with that. I love that. You Negroes do it right now. They mean I wouldn't do no shit like that. Some of you niggas put you hoes before your own old lady. Tell me I'm lying. Y'all call that hoe till they hoe everything going on in your house. No, I ain't lying.
Starting point is 00:07:59 Them hoes know your secrets. That's why when they threaten to expose y'all, y'all go crazy. Shit. Y'all ain't sending that thousand dollar over like you supposed to, killer. Hell. Y'all got y'all in check. Better get your mind right. There's a lot going on in the world, man. Instead of mad and being
Starting point is 00:08:16 mad at Brunny and what's going on. Brunny, man, that was, he's been on a high level ever since. High school with the USC, didn't really play that much, had a scur. Damn, they lost a young man. Come back to be able to play. Some kids
Starting point is 00:08:31 would have better come back from that type of shit, man, with your heart. Some kids wouldn't have better come back mentally. For him to mentally be able to come back, say, nah, man, I'm not giving up, bro. Like, I'm going to tell y'all a true story, man, about heart problems, man. I lost a little cousin of mine three or four years ago, man. Died on the basketball court.
Starting point is 00:08:52 I think he was like 13 or 14 years old, man, to be exact, man. He had a heart problem. He wasn't even supposed to be playing, but he loved the game so much, his parents let him play. I mean, he was good. Like, I'm like, he was putting up 45, 50 points. Like, he like he was bottling like i ain't going to sugar on him sugar cap and he lost his life on that court behind a heart problem so i don't think y'all truly understand how hard it is to have a heart problem and still play mentally like just mentally bernie ain't got to do nothing
Starting point is 00:09:21 the rest of his life he's rich his father but for him to want to do it you know i said to got to do nothing the rest of his life. He's rich. His father. But for him to want to do it. You know what I'm saying? To want to do it. You know, it's just like us now. We working. We trying to get rich. We trying to get money. Some people get rich and get lazy.
Starting point is 00:09:32 They going to do a motherfucking thing. They going to get, you know what I'm saying? Get fat and all the other things. That's what. He ain't doing that. He like, dad, I know who you are, but I want to be my own man. Let me be me. Yeah, let me be me, fam.
Starting point is 00:09:45 Yeah. I know you going to do it the right way. Work out three, four in the morning. I'm going to smoke. I'm going to hump something. And then I'm going to go to the gym. We two different. That's Bronny and his own man. Now, I know me personally, I think Bryce is going to be him.
Starting point is 00:09:58 I think Bryce is going to be the one. But right now, we're dealing with Bronny Jr. Give him time. Let's see what the Lakers are able to do with him right now. And then just see how it goes, man. He's going to be fine. He's around LeBron, around A.D., around veteran players.
Starting point is 00:10:17 He's going to be fine. Okay, y'all, he's not going to be LeBron. Okay, we already know that, so what's the fuss? We already know he ain't going to be him. So what's the fuss? My point exactly. There's nothing even to talk about. We're going to switch shots.
Starting point is 00:10:31 We're going to jump over into the WNBA. We're going to talk about my homegirl, Aja Wilson. You know what I'm saying? Put up 30 and one, six and three. Come here. Let's go over 20 points and 20 consecutive mother. Dang, Aja Wilson is hot. Big, tall,
Starting point is 00:10:46 long, blanket, curl, male, mouth, motherfucker. I'm the big moose. Yeah. I'm coming to get you. I got my horns out. I'm a motherfucking moose. Come here. Call what you want every time.
Starting point is 00:11:03 How you gonna give it to me? However you want it. I'm the mailman. I'm going to deliver. Shit, the mailman don't deliver on Sunday. Shit. Says who? Shit.
Starting point is 00:11:15 Abba, kabba, kabzoom, kabam. I'm here. Like I said, this girl is balling. Probably going to be the MVP of the WNBA again. Most possibly might win another championship again. The Las Vegas Aces beat the Chicago Sky at night. They balled out. Angel Reese had 18-11.
Starting point is 00:11:37 I think she's like the first rookie to have an average double-double. So something she's averaging right now. Angel Reese is great, what she's been able to do so far in her rookie season thus far. I know she's leading in rebounds to be exact. I think she had 11. She's screaming tonight, even though they lost to Asia Wilson. We're going to give it up to the young female,
Starting point is 00:11:59 two black females at that. That's Ihear Ballin. I know a lot of times, you know, Caitlin Clark has been getting a lot of credit for this and that and she deserves it. But we're just talking about Angel Risa, what she's brought to Chicago. Sky right now, ticket sales are up
Starting point is 00:12:14 through the roof right now. Jersey sales up through the roof. She signed the rebound. I think that's dope as hell. With that, especially Angel Wilson out there in Las Vegas, the Aces, what she's been able to do her and her team. Um, and so I took a head coach.
Starting point is 00:12:29 They got to, um, you know, she was, um, coaching over there. Well, uh,
Starting point is 00:12:34 Greg Popovich to, uh, Becky Hammond. She was over there with Greg Popovich too. I don't remember. He was like the first coach to hire a female, um, coach.
Starting point is 00:12:43 Um, so I got the Greg Popovich, man. He's a great guy as well. So shout out to the women right now. They're doing their thing right now. Like I say, WNBA is fun to watch. The Shorts getting sogged and sogged. Look at my high school.
Starting point is 00:12:58 I'm glued to a motherfucking TV. I can't wait to see what Angel Wilson, my girl, Bono doing. What's my other girl besides Kaylin Clark? The other one. I can't think of her name. It'll come back to me. I can't think of her name right now. She be balling too. Skylar Diggins. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:23 Yeah. Skylar. Yeah. Skylar be balling too. Skylar Diggins. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Skylar. Yeah, yeah. Skylar be balling. Real talk, man. Y'all better tune into these games, man. I'm telling you, ain't nothing else going on right now but the WNBA. You got baseball.
Starting point is 00:13:35 You got hockey. You got golf. You got NASCAR. What y'all know about that NASCAR, man? Y'all be in that NASCAR. You got to watch NASCAR. You know, MJ got his own team in NASCAR. Real talk.
Starting point is 00:13:46 Got NASCAR. Y' to watch NASCAR. You know, MJ got his own team in NASCAR. Real talk. Got NASCAR. Y'all better tune in. I'm definitely tuning in in those areas as well. What else going on, man? Some crazy shit going on. I know y'all seen that debate. Two grumpy old motherfucking men up there debating Trump and Biden. Trash.
Starting point is 00:14:02 If you ask me, Theodore Roosevelt Jr. rolling over in his mother's grave right now. Both of them two old motherfuckers need assistance. Do you hear me? Trump had to call his PO just to go up there and debate Biden. Biden had to get a walker
Starting point is 00:14:17 just to go on damn stage. America's doomed. We're fucking doomed with them two. Trump ain't answering none of them damn questions. And the only thing Trump talking about is how strong he is Got to admit, that old motherfucker is witty Biden stood up and said the economy is doing better than it's ever done Motherfucker, stop it Ain't tell you who to vote for
Starting point is 00:14:38 Vote for whoever you want to vote for I don't give a damn I just find them two old grumpy old men I find them funny as hell. Trump up there taught my golf. We need help. People crying and dying
Starting point is 00:14:54 and starving. You talking about your motherfucking golf swing. Stop it. And Biden don't make it no better. He wearing the pins up there talking like he got a mouth full of piss. That's how Biden sound like he got a mouthful of piss. That's how Biden sound like he got a mouthful of piss. If you're American like me, you ought to be sitting back laughing your ass off. Boy, we in trouble with both of them. It don't matter whoever we in,
Starting point is 00:15:16 we in trouble with both of them. Matter of fact, I wish somebody like The Rock could be president or something. Who would y'all want to be the president? Just think about it. If you could have it your way, if you could just have it your way, man, who would be a great president, man, but a cool president that could get the job done? Somebody like
Starting point is 00:15:37 Snoop. Picture Snoop Dogg president. You know we gonna be legal in all motherfucking states. Pimping gonna be legal in all mother states. Pimping going to be legal in all mother states. Pimping, nigga, anyway. Be honest. We on this show. We got to keep it 100.
Starting point is 00:15:54 Pimping, nigga, every mother. I ain't going to have pimping. Snoop going to have pimping. It's going to be weed. I think if Snoop Doggy Dogg was the president, I think he would do a wonderful job. He can't do no worse than them two motherfuckers. That's all I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:16:10 There's going to be some smoke in the White House. And shit, it was smoke up there with Barack. Hell, he wasn't just smoking black and brown. Shit, say what you want. Shit, Barack was up there getting off him and Michelle. Them having them motherfucking sleepovers. Shit. Everybody know them kid myself. Them having them motherfucking sleepovers.
Starting point is 00:16:25 Shit. Everybody know them kid party. Everybody know them kid party. Turned into a duck party. Yeah, they start off with the rotel deal. Mm-hmm. Leg on the damn hensies. In the room.
Starting point is 00:16:38 Y'all going up there and getting in their bed. Grown folks gonna play. Y'all playing that R. Kelly. Mm-hmm. Pumping wine. Damn right. Looking over at her Popping wine. Damn right. Looking over at her, she's looking at you. Even though her motherfucking wig stink, you still going to get it anyway.
Starting point is 00:16:51 No, I am. Shit. Come here. Come here. I'm Michael Phelps. Let's go swimming. I'm stroking. I ain't stroking that long, though.
Starting point is 00:17:00 Three minutes and I'm in and out. Come here. I need my towel. I'm resting. Shit. I better stop playing by you. But if you just tuning in, that damn body, that president debate,
Starting point is 00:17:14 I could never be president because they like to bring up your past shit and all this and bring up skeletons. I don't want to do that to somebody. I don't want to embarrass nobody. That's the reason why I wouldn't ever want to. I don't want my mama to be feeling some kind of way when she heard about how freak I am. I don't want that to bother my mama like that because she a Christian. She go to church.
Starting point is 00:17:31 I'm holding her up there in the church. You're going to be looking at her different. Your son ain't this and that. Hell, your son ain't this. Hell, your son's not in power. 110, 110 degree weather. This motherfucker knows what's not in. You want to tell me he got allergies?
Starting point is 00:17:46 That motherfucker on powder, you know it, Dorothy. Son of a lost all kind of motherfucking way. He lying to you. It's because he working in the oil field. That motherfucker don't work in the oil field, baby. He don't. Working in that dope field, that's where he working at. Working to put it up here.
Starting point is 00:18:06 No, that's what he doing Powder heavy world Like Scarface World Ain't my big powder heavy world Cause she thinking you out there in the oil field Making money She is doing powder and stealing That's what he doing Stealing
Starting point is 00:18:19 I better get real Forget not tuning into this show We rocking and rolling over here, baby, real talk Hey, if you at work and you can't watch this show Shit, you know what to do What I'm supposed to do, though? Shit, listen to me on Apple Podcast On Spotify, type in the Bubba Dub show
Starting point is 00:18:36 Put your headphones on or whatever you got And listen to me, go off and do what I do Cause I do it how I do it when I'm doing it Yeah, y'all know y'all love this show, and I love y'all. I'll be in the comments. Y'all be in the comments section talking dog shit to me, and I love it, because I'm a professional shit talker. What you mean,
Starting point is 00:18:54 dog? I'm a professional shit talker. Yeah, we got sports, we got the comedy, and I do stand-up real talk. Matter of fact, I want y'all to check out some of this stand-up right here. Y'all can catch me down there in Memphis this weekend, Friday and Saturday, show at Choco's, yeah, in Cordova. Pull up some of this stand-up right here. Y'all can catch me down there in Memphis this weekend, Friday, Saturday, Vogue Show at Choco's. Yeah, in Cordova.
Starting point is 00:19:08 Pull up. Check this out right here, though. Show y'all some shit about your boy. We back. I told y'all to get down on that stage. See, I told you. I ain't got to lie about a motherfucking thing. I just busy. Down and busy.
Starting point is 00:19:27 Believe that, though. But somebody hit me up and said, duh, man. Switching to the NFL right now. You know, I got to start saying it out loud, letting y'all really know what's going on. Because I be going, I be everywhere on this motherfucker. You just got to keep up with Chip. But check that out. Somebody hit me up and said, duh, man.
Starting point is 00:19:40 Who would you rather have? Troy Palomaro or Ed Reed? Both of them Hall of Famer. Both of them got a ring. But give me Ed Seagal smoking Ed Reed because I'm the youth. That's who I want, man. Ed Reed.
Starting point is 00:19:51 Bow. Playing over the other side. Ray Lewis. Shit. You couldn't come across that mother in the middle of Ed Reed. Now, shit, you're getting your head tore off, fam.
Starting point is 00:20:00 Reed. Bow. Mommy juice on the floor. Ed Reed. And he'll bow. Come here. And he's going floor. Ed Reed, and he'll come here, and he's going to pick it off, and he'll take that motherfucker back. If you ain't never watched Ed Reed play, go watch the highlights.
Starting point is 00:20:14 He's the definition of the goat of the safeties. And I know you got your Brian Dawkins, you got your running lads, but they wasn't no motherfucking Ed Reed. That's all I'm saying. Ed Reed, what? when he was in that box he coming to get you
Starting point is 00:20:30 like Michael Miles he coming now get in the comment section right now and let me know be real don't lie I know I got some Steeler fans y'all gonna be biased don't do it don't do it cause we gonna get on your ass in the comments saying, real talk, no homo. We're going to get on your ass. No homo.
Starting point is 00:20:48 Check this out. Who you got? Troy Palomaro or Ed Reed, man? Both of them goats. We ain't putting one up. We ain't putting one down, because Troy Palomaro probably took a game, was excellent. Right before the quarterback said, he was diving over the motherf***ing D. Man, y'all better stop
Starting point is 00:21:03 playing with that long hair. What was it? Samoan? Samoan, whatever. Peace. But I'm going with Ed, Sigaw, Smoke, and Reed, man. Just something about that, you know, Salt-N-Pepa, her having him up. It was just something about it, man.
Starting point is 00:21:19 He had that it factor, dog. The swag Ed Reed had, bro. Like, he wasn't the biggest. Wasn't the fastest. But, he wasn't the biggest, wasn't the fastest, but, man, the guy had game. I know y'all right now in the comments saying like, duh, man, I ain't gonna lie, bro. Like, both of them were dolls,
Starting point is 00:21:33 but, yeah, man, I'm gonna have to go with Ed Reed, doll. And then I got some, I'm gonna go with Troy Palomaro. I'm not finna argue or debate you on that. Like, both of them was that good. Like, really, both of them was that good. Another one they hit me up with, who would you rather have,
Starting point is 00:21:47 Larry Fitzgerald or Calvin Johnson? Both of them was in the same. I remember when Larry Fitzgerald first got drafted, bro, to the Arizona Cardinals. If I ain't mistaken, I think Kurt Morgan was his quarterback. They might have had somebody up before him before Kurt got there. But, man, they would just throw that ball up, man. That guy would go and
Starting point is 00:22:07 get it. I'm talking about he could track the ball. I would say better than Randy Moss, like tracking the ball and go up and get it. Man, Larry Fitzgerald is so underrated to me, man. His name don't get talked about enough. It don't get brought up enough.
Starting point is 00:22:24 You know, he grew up watching Chris Carver. Like, boy, I had hands. Like, I think Chris, I think who was that? What was that stat on Larry Fitzgerald? He had more it was something he had than drops. It was crazy. He got
Starting point is 00:22:39 a crazy stat. Boy, they really dropped the ball that much at all. And then his game, you know, he got older. He moved to the slot. He was able, you know, it's like, it's just hard work that he put in, that the players, when their game started to decline, they able to transition to other things. And Larry Fitzgerald transitioned to the slot quite well.
Starting point is 00:23:01 Better than anybody. You know, he had one of the best receiver talent they had with Antoine Bogan and Larry Fitzgerald. Like, Antoine Bogan ain't gonna come up enough, too.
Starting point is 00:23:11 He was a dog, too. So, shout out to Antoine Bogan as well, man. I gotta get you on the show, too,
Starting point is 00:23:16 fam. Man, you got a hell of a story I'd like for you to get out here and talk about and shop. You, too,
Starting point is 00:23:23 Larry Fitzgerald as well. But out of those two, out of Larry Fitzgerald and Calvin Johnson, just me personally, I got to go with Calvin Johnson, man. At 4'2", 40, he was running, man, at 6'5", 6'6", 235, 245. I remember that almost was it 300 yards he had on Dallas? Oh, God, he was catching that mob. I was getting hollered now. I was sad.
Starting point is 00:23:48 I ain't want no more barbecue that day. The way that Calvin Johnson was doing us that day. He did us something silly. And I think he still got the record for the most receiving yards in the NFL. I think he got over 1,800 and something yards in one season. I think Randy Moss still got the touchdowns in one season. I think it's 22 or 23, him and Tom Brady. But that's who I would take.
Starting point is 00:24:19 I know y'all are going to probably have different views and opinions, which is cool. That would make us all different on this show. We all don't think the same. Thank God, because everybody like this chicken. Some people don't like this chicken. This ho got big feet and a navel stink. I get it.
Starting point is 00:24:32 Everybody different. That's what I like. So out of those, I'm going with Ed Reed. I'm going with Calvin Jones. Whoever you go with and whoever you go with, you can't go wrong on the Bubba Dub show. Yeah, we rocking three or four times out of the week now. We ain't five days a week no more until football season.
Starting point is 00:24:48 That's when we going to really crank it back up. Damn right, football season, dude. You coming back five days a week? You damn right. I know y'all being in my DM. We wanting it every day. But it really ain't nothing to talk about every day like that. I'm not going to get on here and bore y'all, motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:25:01 I know some shit. Some people come for the sport. Some people come for the coming. I get it. But it really ain't that much going on. Hey, I know some shit. Y'all like y'all. Some people come for the sport. Some people come for the coming. I get it. But it didn't really have that much going on. The shit that's going on, I'm talking about it right now.
Starting point is 00:25:10 And you know, it is what it is. You know, like now, let's get back to the sports. Okay, we're going to go back to the bill hanging, questioning Ryan Garcia about what he took.
Starting point is 00:25:17 The boy said he got the dope from school. He don't know what kind of dope it was, but he put the dope in his system. Just like when you Negroes and Mexicans and whites and whoever you are, you go out there, you get some drugs, you get you some coke or weed,
Starting point is 00:25:29 on the package it says fire. We fire the shit up, trash. That's all it is. Boy thought he was taking some shit, and then he ended up testing for ostracizing his sister. That's all it was. You know, would I would have done it? Hell no.
Starting point is 00:25:42 I got to know what everything I'm putting in my sister. Why I don't smoke behind everybody? Because everybody don't put weed in they, you know what I'm saying? done, hell no I got to know what everything I'm putting in my system, why I don't smoke behind everybody everybody don't put weed in they, you know what I'm saying people be putting pot in their shit not your boy, I ain't smoking primo I don't want no promo in my weed at all, I want strictly weed, that's all I want
Starting point is 00:25:58 some little cannabis, it ain't never hurt nobody, just a little bit of cannabis and some tequila that's all, And I'm good. I don't need nothing there. I don't need no pie. I don't need no pill. I don't need none of that stuff.
Starting point is 00:26:12 Just a little bit of cannabis and some tequila. And I'm good. In a hundred packs. You got me. But go back to Devin Haney. Not Devin Haney. Devin Haney, loser to Ron Garcia. In case y'all want to see the video later. Ron Garcia. Bill Haney, not Devin Haney, Devin Haney losing to Ryan Garcia. In case y'all will see the video later.
Starting point is 00:26:26 Ryan Garcia, Bill Haney, Jab Judah, and the guy who showed it, they all got him all on the video. And they were talking, and they were talking about the show, and they were talking about Ryan failing his drug test. And Ryan saying he really don't know what he took from old guy, but he trusted him. And it is what it is. He apologized.
Starting point is 00:26:44 He said he would never normally take a steroid to cheat that's not who he is and me personally i believe i don't really think that man would take a steroid before the fight like what was like what is you doing they say he took he said he took it before the fight so i don't see him really taking something before a fight like how's that's gonna help you a day before the fight taking the stirrer out? I don't think it worked like that. But nevertheless, the boy had dope in his system. He failed. He took a year of suspension.
Starting point is 00:27:12 It is what it is. We're all going to look at him different now. It is what it is. Give me y'all take on it. How y'all feel about this Ryan Garcia and Devin Garcia thing. I think they fought over two or three months ago and it's just going on, steady bickering, steady
Starting point is 00:27:27 in the news. Hopefully we can move on to something else now besides these two arguing each and every week about this and that. But it's life. We got to deal with it. We're going to come over here. We're going to talk about it. We're going to give our take and you know, that's that.
Starting point is 00:27:43 You know, the Hell Nah segment coming up. You got the Trash segment coming on up over here. Hell Nah segment is somebody ask me, Bubba Duh, would you ever go parasailing? Hell no! I can't even move a fucking parallel point. How the hell I'm going to parasail? Y'! I can't even move a fucking parallel point. How the hell am I going to parasail?
Starting point is 00:28:07 Y'all just asked me some of the craziest shit I ever heard in my damn life. But would you kiss a cobra? Hell no! But I'd turn and kiss a hoe in a minute.
Starting point is 00:28:17 Come here, both of them dead then. And I'd rather turn and kiss the hoe. I don't care how many she done had before me. That was before my time. That was before my time.
Starting point is 00:28:26 That was before my time. That don't matter. See, that was wrong with y'all. So, I don't want to come in one day. Dude, man, I'm going to be real with you, fam. I wouldn't even sleep with a girl. Why not, man? It stinks. I'm telling you, man, it stinks. Don't do it. Shit, I got to find out for myself. That ain't me. I don't
Starting point is 00:28:41 know about y'all. You can't come and tell me nothing. Try to spoil it for me. Not going to be able to do it. Man, shit, I had to go find out for myself, and I ain't me. I don't know about y'all. You can't come tell me nothing. Try to spoil it for me. Not gonna be able to do it. Man, I had to go find out for myself and I ain't gonna lie. That was the best tart I ever had in my life. I'm not lying. Come on.
Starting point is 00:28:58 I had the basil tomato juice after, but it was good though. Come on. Snuggle up with it and everything. I had my COVID mask on too, so I was all cool. Come on. Snuggle up with her and everything. I had my COVID mask on, too, so I was all good. Come on. We all talk. Can't talk to me out of nothing. Y'all know y'all got certain people in y'all lives, man. You have a good idea.
Starting point is 00:29:13 Man, I wouldn't even do that, man. That ain't going to work. Man, get them motherfuckers out of my mind. You get away. Go. Get on and get. Get away from him. Because sometimes your ideas be good, man, but you tell your big dreams to small-minded people, man.
Starting point is 00:29:30 They're going to shoot you down every time, man. Real talk. That's why you got to shoot for the moon. And if you fall, you'll fall amongst the stars, baby. They don't want to put you on game. They don't want to put y'all on game, man. They want y'all left behind and done. I ain't going to leave you behind game They don't want to put y'all on game They want y'all left behind
Starting point is 00:29:45 I ain't going to leave you behind, baby I'm going to throw you the rope I'm going to pull you in I'm going to save you this time But the next time you go back out there Your ass going to drown You're going to be like that white woman in that damn ocean with the marker Screaming and hollering
Starting point is 00:29:58 What you screaming for? Can't nobody save you? Can't nobody Ain't nobody jumping in this mother... Can water come in to save you? Definitely not no seal. And that's what you're looking like to them damn orcas. Looking like a healthy seal.
Starting point is 00:30:15 A brave one at that. That's what them orcas was talking to each other about. Oh, she's a brave one. That was in Australia. It's a brave one, mate. That was the orcas saying, it's a brave one, mate. They want to flip you and spin you in there and shit. You gone and get. It don't mean shit to an oracle. Real talk.
Starting point is 00:30:31 You look like a seal. Come here. Real talk. Get your mind right and you're out there in the mother fucking ocean. If you're out there in Louisiana in the swamp, stay your ass out there too. Them alligators ain't bullshitting with y'all, man. Them gators. Out there playing with them damnigators ain't bullshitting with y'all, man. Them gaggles. I still playing with them damn gaggles and shit.
Starting point is 00:30:48 Yeah. Shoot him, Lee. See, you better have some bullets in that goddamn gun, Lee. Yeah. You don't want me to be there? I'm not helping. I don't think I'm going to do it. 9-1-1.
Starting point is 00:31:03 9-1-1, you have any mercy? How can I help you? Another one of you white motherfuckers have failed victim. I'm begging your pardon? You heard what I said? Y'all done failed,
Starting point is 00:31:14 y'all done failed victim again. White people, leave them damn animals alone, man. Shit. Let's come up with a new plan on some shit, but leave them goddamn animals alone. Man, I'm sick of y'all.
Starting point is 00:31:24 Y'all all out there in the goddamn woods. Y'all out there in the goddamn woods. Y'all see a goddamn grizzly, bro, eating berries. Here come y'all white motherfuckers out there going out there berry picking. Well, motherfucker, if you're picking berries, you got a basket full of berries.
Starting point is 00:31:37 You're drawing the motherfucking bear to you. Make it make sense. I do that shit too My baby mama I come home I come home I come pick my kids up
Starting point is 00:31:49 I have them motherfucking racks Hanging out of my pocket Her eyes get big Like this Your man in the house Ain't got these doing Boy you probably here for them kids And I'm here for that dope
Starting point is 00:32:03 Shit make me feel good Like Holly Berry here. Shit, make me feel good. Like Holly Berry was a monster, Paul. Make me feel good. Yeah, Billy Bob. Billy Bob was bullshit. I'm going to holler in that room. Do you hear me? Boy, he got to drinking that old whiskey.
Starting point is 00:32:18 Shit. Come here. You know what I'm talking about? You being on drugs. Come here. I'm on one, too, honey. Yeah, we both fiends. Damn, you fiending for that dope?
Starting point is 00:32:29 I'm fiending for that ass. Come here. I told y'all, boy, we gonna have fun on this show, boy. I don't bullshit, man. I come here to make y'all laugh, get y'all through the bullshit that's going on in the world. You're probably going to argue with your boss. You're probably going to argue with your dad, your kids. They ain't acting right. They ain't doing what they
Starting point is 00:32:51 be doing. The house ain't clean. Room's spinning like piss. Your brother owe you $30, $40. Shit, man. I'm going to front you. I know we all go through shit each and every day, man. Some of us probably watching the show got health problems. I'm praying for you. Because you just never know,
Starting point is 00:33:08 man. That's why you don't laugh at people when they down, man. You don't do it, man. You try to remain the same because you can be up here today, the next tomorrow you could be down here. And treat people with respect. That's all I ask, man. I always try to treat people with respect. I don't give a damn if it's a
Starting point is 00:33:24 waitress. I'm going to treat her the same as the person I'm at the table with. Because you never know, man. Life ain't fair. Life can throw some shit at you and change your whole life, man. So I try to be 100 with people and transparent with people as I can. I know the kind of love and energy I put into everybody. I know I'm not going to always get that back, but that's okay. As long as I'm doing my part, I'm okay with that.
Starting point is 00:33:52 I'm truthfully okay with that. But how y'all feeling, though? May y'all be on the show. Y'all be in the comments talking to me. Talk to me, man. How y'all really feeling right now, man? How you really feel about the Bronny situation be truthful about it
Starting point is 00:34:06 don't put no hate in it just be be real how y'all feel about the Bronny how y'all feeling about the the presidential debate right now man do y'all feel like
Starting point is 00:34:16 we got the two best candidates or do y'all feel like we is somebody else out there but who like educate me like I'm not I don't really care who wins but educate me on some things I don't really care what they don't know.
Starting point is 00:34:27 Educate me on some things. I don't know nothing about y'all. Help me and I'll help y'all and this shit. That's what we're here for. We family now. If you're watching me, you're tuning in every day. We family. We will shit you now. We family. White people, black people, Mexican, Japanese, Chinese, African. African, I love y'all, but
Starting point is 00:34:42 y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all. When y'all want something, y'all go at it. A motherfucking African tried to holler at my girl right in front of me, fam. Hey, you, Camille. I'm like, bitch, I wish you would go there and talk to my tombo. Shit. You.
Starting point is 00:34:58 Motherfucker, who you pointing your finger at my girl for? He said, you hush. Shit, I ain't say another motherfucking word. I went and sit in the car. Man, go see what Pham want. She's looking at me crazy. Bitch, you better go see what Pham want. He might be a Prince of Jamunda. He might be a Prince of Jamunda.
Starting point is 00:35:14 You better go holler at him. Hey, it could be Prince of King when you bullshit. I'm really saying it. Hey, it could be Prince of King. You better go see what he want. Shit, boy. Shit, she went over there and said, he went over there and said something to her, boy.
Starting point is 00:35:27 She said, that motherfucker breathed my life straight shit. You lost her, fam. You could have had her, but your breath wasn't on point, fam. Then you know now, man, you want to holler deep in me and make sure your breath's on point and get you some gum. Real talk, five pieces of it, really. Just die on your motherfucker. Don't swallow it if you have to.
Starting point is 00:35:43 I mean, swallow it if you have to. If you get choked, damn it, you get choked, man. I know the Heimlich. I might even say you lied, depending on how much money you got. But I'm just saying, though. Africans, you rude. You ruthless. You ain't got no respect for America when you come to these women. You see a big, fine, beautiful woman. You think you can just run over with a little man.
Starting point is 00:35:59 Like, motherfuckers look at me like, but hush. And I did. And I did. I ain't got time to fight no motherfucking 6'7 African. I know I can't whoop them. Motherfucker used to fight lions and tigers and zebras and all. This is different. He got different
Starting point is 00:36:15 kind of strength. You understand? His strength is survival. You understand? My survival is dialing 911. Police ain't gonna come for no shit like this. So I keep the peace down. Went six hours in the car, got my Bible out, and prayed to my God.
Starting point is 00:36:31 That's what I did. I prayed a sincere prayer. Lord, if she leave me for him, I pray his thing fail. Hell, miserably. A defibrillator couldn't make it right. That's the kind of prayer I be praying. Shit, I'm a hater.
Starting point is 00:36:47 I'm a big hater when it comes to something like that. All my exes, they got me. I hope it don't work. Hope their cars don't start in the morning. I hope all that. I don't wish harm or death on them, nothing like that. But for their car starting, for their penises getting on hard, for them hoes, hope they're going to get wet in them. I wish all that on them. I ain't it with them. I wish all that on. I ain't bullshit.
Starting point is 00:37:08 I wish it all on. Trash of the day. I can't give it to nobody but the damn debate trash. Both of them full of shit up there. Do you know how I feel to have a president a prominent president that's going to be in the halfway house with Donald Trump?
Starting point is 00:37:24 He's going to be in the halfway house. I ain't bullshit. They're going to let him out for a couple of hours, then he's got to go back. Ain't that some shit? That's going to be some new shit, man. Our president is going to be in the halfway house, man. And then he's going to have to get back on curfew and shit. He's going to have his ankle mungers on like Lil Boos had.
Starting point is 00:37:40 Trump's going to have one of those motherfuckers on. And Joe Biden, motherfucker, I could have a walker. Motherfucker, I could have the pen. Joe Biden is motherfucker, I could have a walker. Motherfucker, I could have the pen. Motherfucker, I'm period for. Joe Biden is period legal. George Washington rolling over in his motherfucking grave. JFK rolling over with Marilyn Monroe right now, man. I swear to God it is.
Starting point is 00:38:00 In the underground bunker they had. I know it is. Dub, you crazy. You say anything. You motherfucking right. That's what I do. I'm here to spark some shit
Starting point is 00:38:10 in your mind. I'm here to take your mind away from the bullshit in the world that we see each and every day. Now that's on TV. Niggas, it's at your home.
Starting point is 00:38:19 It's at your job. It's everywhere. Shit everywhere. It grows in your mind. Yeah. Like that movie. What movie was that? I'm talking about New Jack City.
Starting point is 00:38:30 You can't wipe it away. You can't scrub it away. Yeah. In the New Jack City. Oh, yeah. Oh yeah Or I pick a Bill Cobbs The old man that killed Winston Snipes
Starting point is 00:38:54 In New Jack City Man New Jack City is a classic If you ain't never seen New Jack City Winston Snipes, you had Chris Rock in the movie. Christopher Williams in the movie. Just a dope overall movie. Mario Van Peebles in the movie. Just a dope overall movie.
Starting point is 00:39:19 I ain't never got to see that. Go and check out New Jack City right now. One of them classic movies, man. My white people watching, go watch New Jack City, man. You're going to learn some shit. Real talk. You're going to learn some real comedy watching that movie, man. Real talk. If you're watching this show, man, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:39:36 You got to know this show being presented by PrizePix, fam. Who? PrizePix. Go and download the number one sports business app right now that's in the world right now. Use my promo code TRASH with the two H's. T-R-A-S-H H-A-R-2-H.
Starting point is 00:39:51 For real, that's all you got to do, baby. Go and download it. Make sure you're in the right location where you can be able to use this app. We ain't everywhere, but we everywhere if you know what I mean. And they will match you up to $100 if you're a first time user. Real talk. You put a hundo, they're going to give you a hundo. Now you got two hundo to play. Well, how do I play? It's either more or less. Well, explain, Bubba. Well,
Starting point is 00:40:12 it's just this simple. If you got Aja Wilson, if they got Aja Wilson slated to have 25 points, you either put more or less. They got Angel Reed slated to have 11 rebounds, you either put more or less. They got Skylar Diggins to have three rebounds, you either put more or less. You can get started to do points, you can do rebounds, you either put more or less. They got a scholar that's going to have three rebounds. You either put more or less. You can do points. You can do rebounds. You can do fancy points. And you can switch it up and go over here to baseball on the home run, strikeouts.
Starting point is 00:40:36 It's either more or less. The only way you're going to win on prize pick is if you don't play. It's that simple, baby. I'm over there. My daddy over there. My mama. I got the whole family on prize pick. You should have yours, baby. I'm over there. My daddy over there. My mama. I got the whole family on Pride. You should have yours, too. I mean, you could spend $10, $15 and win $1,500. Come here.
Starting point is 00:40:52 Yeah, come here. School clothes right there. You ain't got to worry about nothing there for your kids. School clothes, $1,500. That quick. Oh, I can't believe I did that. Thank you, brother. You welcome.
Starting point is 00:41:00 Now, come see me. Yeah, in Memphis. If you're in Memphis area, come see me. This weekend, I'm down there. Chuckles. Come see your boy. Yeah. In Memphis. If you're in Memphis area, come see me this weekend. I'm down there. Chuckles. Come see your boy. Come get your laugh on. July 26th and 27th.
Starting point is 00:41:14 I'm in Pleasanton, California. I'm in Pleasanton, California. It's going to pop up. Y'all going to be able to see it. Be at Tommy T's. Go and grab them tickets right now. And then that's Friday and Saturday. That's Sunday. I'm going to be in Sacramento. I heard they number blues up there. I'm going to be able to see it. Be at Tommy T's. Go on, grab them tickets right now. And then that's Friday and Saturday. That's Sunday. I'm going to be in Sacramento.
Starting point is 00:41:27 I heard they number blues up there. I'm going to be there. Yeah, I'm going to be up there at the Punchline, Sacramento. Put me up. Grab them tickets. Them flyers should be popping up where y'all seeing where I'm at. Go on, grab them tickets early because they going to sell out. You want to come see me?
Starting point is 00:41:41 I'm like that. That's all I'm saying. I'm like that. Stop playing with me and come see me? I'm like that. That's all I'm saying. I'm like that. Stop playing with me and come see me. Real talk. If you loving this show like I'm loving this show, then keep doing what y'all doing for me. I'm loving them views going up, the chat going up each and every day. Y'all in there talking all.
Starting point is 00:41:58 Y'all in there before me. Let's go, dude. Been waiting on y'all. Man, that shit, man. That shit means so much to me, man, to see those comments, man. Because I come a long ways, man. Like I say, I'm going to keep working and working to get this show where it needs to get. Man, I won't stop.
Starting point is 00:42:14 Won't stop, man. Shout out to the volume, man. Shout out to Unc, man. You know, Unc just had a birthday, too, man. Y'all give Unc, Shay Sharp, a happy birthday, man. Doing his thing, he's a motivator to me. You know what I'm saying? He inspires me each and every day, what he's able to do
Starting point is 00:42:30 and what Colin Nelman is able to do, man. Shout out to Draymond Green. Shout out to the whole team, Ogon Volume, man, and Shay Say Media, you know, 520 Podcast, T, and them, what them guys doing, man. Them guys motivate me. All the other podcasts, you know, all the Smoke and them, you know, The Pivot, you know, all these people doing great things, man, Shaq and them. I don't want to leave nobody out, man.
Starting point is 00:42:53 But, no, them guys motivate me, especially the guys who actually played the game and able to have respect amongst them means a lot to me. So let's just keep pushing and being great. I know somebody's probably watching right now at their job right now, feeling down, and now I feel like you should have got a certain position. But just hold on and keep working. Just hold on. Your time going to come.
Starting point is 00:43:13 Don't give up. Don't fall into what your coworkers saying, man, I'll be doing this. Don't even worry about that, man. Just keep pushing. If you're standing in line long enough, you're going to get to the wonder. Real talk. Yeah, I see y'all when I see y'all. I'm out.
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