Club Shay Shay - The Bubba Dub Show - WHEW!! Boston Celtics knocked the Rudy chicken out of Dallas Mavericks!!
Episode Date: June 7, 2024Bubba Dub is locked in reacting to Game 1 of the NBA Finals between the Boston Celtics and Dallas Mavericks. Led by Jaylen Brown and Kristaps Porzingis, the Boston Celtics defeated Luka Doncic, Kyrie ...Irving and the Dallas Mavericks to take a 1-0 series lead in their quest for another Larry O’Brien Trophy. (2:30) After, Dub lists his top 5 dunkers in NBA history, and debates who was the best in-game dunker: Los Angeles Lakers superstar LeBron James or Philadelphia 76ers LEGEND Julius Erving? (14:20) Then, Bubba throws out a classic NFL debate pitting two Hall of Fame running backs against one another. Are you rocking with Buffalo Bills RB Thurman Thomas or former Los Angeles Chargers legend Ladanian Tomlinson? (19:15) After, Uncle Ray returns for another HILARIOUS HELL NAHH!! (25:00) Then, Dub sounds off on loaning his family members money, and awards his Trashh of the Day (39:45) (Timecodes may vary based on advertisements) #Volume #Club  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Welcome back to the Bubble Dub Show
I'm your boy Bubble Dub
I know y'all been waiting, hitting me up.
Dub, where you at?
Hold on, hold on, y'all.
Hold on.
Hit the like button.
Hit the subscribe button, man.
Y'all know how.
I don't do a me, me, thot, thot before the show until y'all do them two things for me.
Now, I know y'all watch Boston Celtics.
Not the Shag got the Dallas Marys last night.
107 to 89.
Dub, what happened?
I'm going to tell you what happened.
Derrick Jones, trash.
Game didn't follow him, fam.
When you get ready to go to another city, when you pack your bag,
bring your game with you.
P.J. Washington showed up.
14 points last night.
Derrick Jones 5.
That ain't it, fam.
Gaffer had 8.3 runs. That ain't
going to hit. You need to have about 7 or 8 rebounds
every night, Gaffer. Now let's get to the elephant in the room.
Kyrie Irving played like he was
sniffing paint, and y'all know it.
12 points in 37 minutes.
Trash. You got to play better than that, fam. I know
it's one game. I know a series ain't more than one game.
But what I'm saying is, you was six for 19.
That ain't going to get it.
Now, had a whole week off.
You should have came out on five.
Yeah, Luca, you had 30.
But let's talk about them 30.
Because them first two quarters, Jalen Brown was in your ass, huh?
Ripping you twice and going down and dunking on the whole damn team.
Now, Dallas, y'all got a problem.
What problem, dog?
Well, look at it.
Porzingis.
Porzingis done changed this whole damn series in just one game.
But what I mean by that, Dallas ain't got no answer for him.
Only way Dallas going to be able to stop Porzingis
if he just don't make shots.
That's it.
It ain't because of the defense because they ain't got nobody's height.
He's shooting over everybody.
Hell, I thought he was Newinsky.
I ain't bullshitting.
I thought Porzingis was Dirk Newinsky last night.
I said, my God, Newinsky come out of retirement and went to boston
can't be let me open my damn mind so i can see who was engaged y'all mal dallas maverick didn't have
uh uh didn't have nobody for him live they didn't play well for damn long last night either he didn't
give him he didn't give him nothing nobody but but really luuka balled out. Nobody but Luka balled out on Dallas.
Nobody had...
Irvin had 12. P.J. Watson had
14. James Hardy gave you 13
off the bench, but
they didn't give you a two and five rebound.
Normally, he catching alleys
and getting into it. That wouldn't happen.
Let me show you. Let me state a fact
to y'all.
The Dallas Mavericks as a team had nine assists, and they had 11 turnovers.
That means Dallas had more turnovers than assists.
You ain't going to win that many games with that going on.
Dallas shot 41% last night.
Hit 7 out of 27-3.
You ain't going to win, which they didn't.
Free throws that were 12 for 19, that ain't going to get it.
63% in the final.
Your team can't make that free throw.
Get on their ass, Jason Kidd.
Get on their ass.
Boston Celtics shot 38% last night from the field.
13 for 19 free throw.
That's not very good.
As a team, they had 47 rebounds.
Dallas had 43.
Offensive rebound was the same at 10.
Defensive rebound, Boston had 37.
Dallas had 33.
Like I say, Dallas had 11 turnovers.
Points in the paint, Dallas had 48.
Points in the paint for Celtics, they had 38.
Jalen Brown had 22 points last night.
Played great Grace Holiday on Luca
Jason Tatum here
He played like he was sniffing paint too
He had 16 points to 42 minutes
He can shoot the ball off a dam
But as a team overall
Boston had 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 players in double figure
With Tatum with 16
Brown with 12, 22
Al Hoffer with 10
Drew Holiday gave him 12
Derek White gave him 15
And Porzingis, a.k.a. Dirk Nowinski Gave him 20 points last night Al Hoffa with 10 Drew Holiday gave him 12 Derek White gave him 15 And poor Zingas
A.K.A. Dirk Nowinski
Gave him 20 points last night
Off the bench with Sam Houser
Who had 8
Just a total team ever
From the Boston Celtics
They looked great last night
They were hitting every shot
That first quarter
It was over first quarter
If you ask me
That damn game was over first quarter
And there wasn't nothing Dallas could do about it.
Because every time Dallas come down there and take a shot and miss,
Boston go right back down there and hit a damn three.
I thought I was watching NBA 2K here.
The way the Celtics were hitting damn shots.
Then the second half, Dallas went on a little run.
By third quarter, Dallas got the lead down to eight.
For what I knew, they were back down
22 again.
So if you ask me, it's something for Dallas
to work on, absolutely. But they're going to have to come up.
They're going to have to do something with Porzingis.
And I really don't
know, because every team
might not shoot the ball the same. Like I said, Kyrie
really didn't shoot that ball that good. Him or Luka.
Let's see how they come back out game two.
Let's see what adjustments make.
Let's see what adjustments Jason Kidd make come game two.
They got two days to rest.
They're going to play again until Sunday.
Let's see what game plan they can draw up.
Maybe Jason Tatum don't play as bad as he played last game either.
So I think this is going to go back and forth each and every game.
I got the miles and seven.
But last night, though, Boston shot the ball wonderfully, man.
They moved the ball around, didn't turn the ball over as much.
They communicated on offense and defense, and they just hit shots.
They didn't get rattled when Dallas went on their little run.
They just kept running their same old offense.
And that's what great teams do.
They was poised.
They did what they were supposed to do.
Anyway, they was at home.
You know what I'm saying?
They got home court defense.
You supposed to win game one at home.
Like, okay, you won.
You won on your own home court.
They said series don't begin until the way team went on the opposing team
home court. Well, let's see how it
go game two. Let's see what Dallas come back
and
come back and play. I don't think
local. I mean, I don't think Kyrie Irving would
shoot the ball as bad as he shot at the
night. Hell, I was even wearing Kyrie damn shoes.
I take them damn shoes off the way fan
was looking. Yeah, I had to take them
damn shoes out. Kyrie. I would highly disappoint you.
You know you're having a bad night when you're
missing layups. And then when Jalen Brown
comes to the game dressed like Blade,
I knew damn well Dallas was going to lose that first game
when I seen Jalen Brown come to that game like that.
Braids freshly done too.
When a nigga get his braids done like that,
he mean business.
Hell yeah. Them damn Wahlbergs,
everybody was at that damn game. I knew Dallas wasn't going to win game one. Hell yeah. Them damn Wahlbergs. Everybody was at that damn game.
Shit, I knew that one was going to win game one.
Shit, even T.O. over there.
T.O., what the hell you doing at the game, fam?
You supposed to be somewhere working, not taking supplements,
waiting on the call from the NFL.
You up there and ball.
Let me find out you trying to go up there to New England and get a job.
Me personally, shit, T.O., I think you still got it, fam.
Yeah, oh, duh, I think you still got it. I just think when you catch it going across that middle, shit, T.O., I think you still got it, fam. Hell, duh, I think you still got it.
I just think when you catch it going across that middle, bye-bye, bow.
Ass don't fumble, career over.
But do I think you can still go out there and play?
Hell, yeah.
Do I think you need to?
Hell, no, fam.
You're looking good.
You're healthy out here.
You're taking these trips.
Your son in the NFL now.
You're doing great things, T.O.
You take your ass back on that gridiron, fam. Don't you go back out here. You're taking these trips. Your son in the NFL now. You're doing great things, T.O. You take your ass back on
that gridiron, fam. Don't you go
back out there. Your ass going to be laid up in the hospital
eating goddamn jello. I'm letting you
know right now. Yeah.
So, T.O.
Good to see you at the game, my
guy. But yeah, man, keep doing your thing, T.O.
Game two coming up
Sunday. Dallas and Boston.
How will Dallas respond? How will Dallas respond?
How will Dallas make adjustments?
I think Jason Kidd and the team will sit down
Get in the film room
Look at the mistakes they made
Either you're going to let Prazingas do what he needs to do
And shut everybody else out
Or you can play the same defense you played against
Hope Prazingas do not hit those shots.
I wouldn't bet on it.
Like, that dude can really hoop.
Yeah, Prezinga can really shoot it.
And he's confident now.
Game one came back from injury.
Played ball in 38 days.
And they keep screaming, he ain't playing in 38.
He's a damn NBA player.
It don't matter how long your ass been out.
If you can shoot, you can shoot.
He's 7 feet.
Ain't nobody can be able to get a hand in his face.
You seen it last night.
He was playing bullet ball.
So, let's see what adjustments Jason Kidd make moving forward with the game, too.
What adjustments do you think Boston can make?
It's really hard to say, but they won.
They won pretty demandingly, easily. If you ask me, I ain't going to to say, but they won. They won pretty demandingly,
easily. If you ask me,
I ain't going to say easily, but they won pretty easily.
I think
Boston just going to keep running their same
offense. I don't see no adjustments that they can
make. I mean, besides we're jumping
in the zone, but
Dallas just couldn't make shots last
night. They couldn't make shots. I'm here
to let all my Dallas people know,
Big T closed tomorrow.
Baroody's open.
Yeah, Big T closed tomorrow.
Baroody's open.
Take y'all home, rest, dine,
and get some of that good old yard burger.
Ain't nothing like a good piece of chicken.
Yeah, see, people be trying to stereotype us,
especially white people.
Oh, man, y'all love chicken.
So do y'all.
Hell, white people love chicken, too.
Hey, you seen Chick-fil-A?
That's the most trashiest damn stereotype I ever heard.
But we black people, we do love chicken, though.
I ain't gonna bullshit.
Shit, we love watermelon, too.
Shit, I don't let y'all white people stop me from eating watermelon.
Hell, no.
I like to put a little salt on my watermelon from time to time.
How about y'all?
Who out there can eat watermelon, put salt on it?
I know I can't be the only one in the world doing that i love doing that you know what that watermelon remind me of
yeah yeah you can give me a good night and like a can yeah turn off the lights and light a candle
well i'm trying to i set the mood in this mother...
You think I won't burn no...
Kyrie Irving can't burn no mother.
Can say he's better than me.
Kyrie Irving can't make no Roman noodles better than me.
I'm the one.
I'm the one.
Everybody in my family Muslim.
Shit, what I do?
I'm cooking pork.
Come here.
I'm cooking pork chop. Damn. I'm from the South. I can tell by my accent. I'm cooking pork. Come on. I'm cooking pork chop. Yeah.
I'm from the South. I can tell by my
accent. I'm from the South, man. We eat pork chop, man.
We get the potatoes. We peel them.
What you talking about?
We peel them. Y'all don't know nobody peeling no potatoes
making our own fry. Come on.
And they ain't from Idaho. Come on.
Or Iowa.
Come on.
King LeClerc rolling on their damn grave right now.
Yeah, I'm the one.
But back to the game, though, boy, I'm telling y'all right now, man,
I'm still mad behind that game last night, though.
What you mad about the other season?
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Now, check this out, y'all.
Somebody been hitting me up. Hey, Dub,
man, bro. I need you to tell us who you think the best dunkers is
Of all time like
Best dunkers of all time
I don't really have no order on this shit
Man
I say Sean Kemp
Rain man
Play with the Seattle Supersonics
I don't know if y'all ever got a chance to watch Sean Kim play
or even just go on YouTube, watch his dunk highlights.
Dude, 16.
Dude, jump out the motherfucking gym.
I'm talking about having it jumping like that pot I used to have.
Come back 28.
Come here.
Have it coming back 28.
Come here.
Drop 21.
Come back 28. Come here. My real player players Come here drop 21 come back 28
Come here
My real players in here that's watching the show
They know what I'm talking about
They are straight drop
That was Sean Kemp
I think he even got on some of that straight drop
I'm just keeping you 100 on this show
I ain't going to sugar coat
Shit
I think Kemp got on some of that straight drop before. But nevertheless,
Sean Kemp
is one of the top five greatest dunkers
of all time. Not in a particular order.
Gotta go MJ.
Got to put that black ball
cap
to the back.
Go on now.
Gotta put him on now.
You call him a goat? Yeah, I call him
a GOAT. I told you, I got all
of them GOATs. MJ came through with
the logo
that's most famous logo
in the world to this day.
One thing
about MJ, a man can fly. I'm not
bullshitting. A man can fly. You put them shoes
on, you think you can fly.
Like I said, it's them shoes.
I told y'all, it's the shoes that got y'all like that.
And people that be wearing them Jordans, they always want to fight
and always want to be violent.
I remember you had to stand in line to go and get them Jordans and stuff.
I remember that.
People getting in fights.
Dude jumped on me.
I pulled my fire and let it go, and he flew like MJ, too.
I ain't wishing.
Bow.
Come here.
Come here.
You going to be punching on me like no punching bag.
I ain't no punching bag.
Let me do him.
He like that.
So I got Kemp.
I got Jordan.
I got Vince Carter.
You know Vince come in.
Vince, ooh, man.
Vince came through the leg, went me an arm in the rim.
Like, I can't remember what year that was.
It was the 2000 Slam Dunk Contest,
probably one of the greatest slam dunk contests that ever happened.
You know, they had Vince Carter in there.
They had T-Mac.
They had Steve Francis in there as well.
That was one of the greatest slam dunk contests ever.
Who else?
I'm going to put Jason Richardson in there, man, for the Golden State Warriors.
Jay Rich.
Woo!
You could jump out the gym.
Anybody who watched Jason Richardson know he was a highlight film.
Who else we going to put in there, man?
Who I say?
I say Kemp.
I say Jordan.
I say Vince Carter. I say Jason Richardson.
Five.
Oh, my God.
I could go with – I got to go with either Dominique or LeBron.
I got to go with LeBron, man.
He ain't never getting a slam dunk contest.
That's okay.
But his in-game dunks has been incredible.
Jason Terry, if you ask me.
Yeah.
Jay Williams, if you ask me.
Jumping over them guys. Oh, he posted.
That's what I'm saying, man. LeBron is
one of the greatest in-game dunkers
we ever seen. Especially when he used to
come get to catch the ball on the fast court.
Fast break. Run down there and win.
They got all one-legged.
The chosen one for me.
It's the chosen one for me.
Bron James, baby.
Got the ride with fam, man.
Way fam was dunking.
He was dunking the ball like crazy.
This is going to take me over my five, though,
but my unremembered got to be Julius Irving.
We know he rock it.
You know what I'm talking about?
Magic Johnson said the boy took out from the three-point line.
When he rocked the baby.
Hey, man, y'all better start sleeping on Dr. J, Julius Irving, somebody that Michael Joy grew up watching.
Yeah, in the ABA.
Yeah, y'all didn't get to see the real Dr. J.
Hell, I the ABA. Yeah, y'all didn't get to see the real Dr. J. Hell, I ain't neither.
But I did see some of the highlights and got a chance to talk to some of the older players that said Dr. J was one of them ones in the game today for his greatest dunkers of all time.
Chocolate Thunder, too.
Darryl Dawkins.
He was one of them as well.
Y'all get in the comment section right now and let me know who y'all think,
one of the greatest dunkers of all time.
I know y'all might say Zach Levine.
Y'all might even say Aaron Gordon.
But that was my five.
Them are my opinions.
Get in the comments section and let me know yours, man.
Let me know what y'all think about that, you know, in-game dunkers.
man. Let me know what y'all think about that, you know, on the in-game dunkers.
Someone
also hit me up
and asked me
who would I take?
Thurman Thomas,
NFL running back, would I take
Thurman Thomas or would I take
the
Daniel Thomason?
Thurman Thomas did a great thing with the Buffalo Bills.
I think he's a Hall of Famer would be a fact.
I'm not mistaken.
He might be a Hall of Famer, if not mistaking me on that.
I think he won the MVP Award, too, in the offensive player award, too.
He had 88 touchdowns. He had 13 seasons with the Billions Dolphins.
He had 12,000 rushing yards and over 4,458 receiving yards.
I think he's a Hall of Famer.
I ain't mistaken.
But if you're going to ask me who I'm taking,
I'm taking Thurman Thomas and LaDainian Thomason.
I'm riding with LaDainian all day, motherfucking day.
Y'all forgot how good LT would fam.
What he was doing with them damn charges.
Him and Phillip,
all the kids rivers.
Come here.
And that mother off the LT and watch him work.
Watch him work.
Straight out of Fort Worth,
Texas.
Watch him work.
Walk with no LT.
LT stats was phenomenal.
Do you hear me? LT
get that ball, man. Can take it 60,
70 yards. Took a lot
of pressure off
Phillip Ribbles
in his prime. Came in the league
2001. Wrestled 1,236 yards.
2002, 683
yards. 2003, 16, 45, 0483 yards, 2,303, 16, 45, 0,4, 13, 5, 4, 5, 14, 0,6, 18.
Had 28 touchdowns that year.
I think LT had 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
I think he had like nine straight years over 1,000 plus yards.
LT had a total of 144 TDs.
Ooh, Hall of Famer
Had a total of 21 fumbles
In a 10-11 year career
I'll take that any day of the week
Give me LaDainian Thompson
Came out of TCU
I'm riding with LaDainian Thompson over Thurman Thomas
Every day of the motherfucking week
Who big deal for?
When LT get that motherfucking ball
He lie to take it back.
He lie to take it to the motherfucking house, carrying them charges year after year, him and Antonio Gates.
If Phillip River went throwing it to Gates, he would hand him that motherfucking off.
That man had San Diego on his back.
Kawhi, where you at, fam?
You poor beefing.
You went to San Diego.
Went to San Diego and then played college ball.
A.O.T. carries San Diego.
Or I pick a junior, say y'all.
Nate Trump means what San Diego.
Who remember Nate Trump mean with San Diego?
Now I'm taking y'all very back.
I got an older crowd, too.
So you know I'm talking.
I'm not saying they had Nate Trump memes over there, man.
Yeah, get in the comment section right now and let me know who you got.
Thurman Thomas or Daniel Thomas.
And let me know who your top five dunkers of all time is, too.
Get in the comment section.
I know y'all talking, Trey.
Dope, you didn't come on yesterday.
I told y'all, man, we're going to be coming on like that, man.
We're scaling back.
We're getting ready.
We're gearing up.
Yeah, we're gearing up for some things, man. I got some pride for y'all, too. But guess going to be coming on like that, man. We're scaling back. We're getting ready. We're gearing up. Yeah, we're gearing up for some
things, man. Got some pride for y'all
too. But guess what? I'm back at home
as y'all can see. Y'all see I'm back. I ain't on the road.
I'm back at the crib. Guess what?
My hunk, you know. My hunk done pulled up.
I just got to tell you. My hunk done pulled up,
man. So I'm going to let hunk
come in here and do his thing on the hell.
Y'all give hunk hell too.
Y'all start giving hunk hell because he's been bullshitting. And I'm going to tell y'all about it when I get
back. But go holler at Unc, man. Unc is going to get y'all right. Santos, the Republican congressman from New York who told a lot of stories about his life and his credentials, many of which, turns out, were not true.
It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can.
I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone.
He was very ambiguous and sketchy, quite honestly, about what the company did and how it made so much money overnight.
quite quite honestly about what the company did and how it made so much money overnight.
What prosecutors allege in the indictment is that most of that $12,000 goes directly to Santos's personal bank account.
I would go down these rabbit holes and start thinking about like what is the nature of truth
you know like what can I what can I actually like tell the reader is real about this guy's story.
My phone is literally blowing up inquiries about saying,
is George going to jail? What's going on?
And I'm like, why are you doing this?
Like, why?
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Unc, welcome back, welcome back.
What's good?
Man, where you been at, Unc?
I've been working. What's going on? Talk to me.
You ain't been working, you ain't been here? We ain't been able to do the show.
Yeah, I've been on the road. You know, next few busy, man, you know. I'm busy too.
You know, I'm out here mowing the yard doing what I'm supposed to be doing.
People been looking for you. We ain't been able to do the show because you ain't been here.
Back then they didn't want me. Now I'm hot, they all want me.
I'm going to have to make sure they delay your check. When start getting money you disappear hey hell boy i don't know you want me to i'm going to delay your hands on you either what the hell are you talking about hey
i'm not delaying something talk to me what's going on man hey everybody i got a couple questions for
you what you got oh talk to me you're wearing rubbers hell no boy i got 15 down kid why no damn
bro hell no why would i do that every time i head, every place I laid my head was my home.
Hell no.
I only remember having seven cousins.
Where the other eight at?
Hell, they somewhere right here.
They scouting around.
I was laying pipe.
I worked for a steel company.
I'm laying pipe.
I ain't taking care of them, though.
I claim them kids, but I ain't got no money for them.
Who was you laying? P no. I claim them. I claim them, kid. But, hell, I ain't got no money for them. Who was you laying?
Pike.
I like Pike more.
She got hired for several jobs.
I was a contractor.
Come here.
Come here, boy.
Come here.
Here you go with our leg.
I got another one for you.
Talk to me.
Huh?
Huh?
Would you ever go skydiving?
Skydiving?
Hell no, boy.
Boy, look what color I am.
Boy, hell no.
We don't deal with heights.
We don't jump out of planes and all that.
We jump out of cars.
Hell no.
You like doing different stuff.
Now, see, I was never doing nothing different like that.
Hell no.
I don't play like that now.
Hell no.
Come on, man.
Hell no.
I ain't never flew.
How in the hell I'm going to jump out of something?
Hell no.
Yeah.
No.
How you be getting to all the places we be going?
Hell, I drive.
Hell, hey, I got a camper.
1997 camper, I thought.
Oh.
She going to run all day.
It run hot every now and then.
But hell, I drive.
I drive.
Smoking.
Like a broke stove.
Hell, you ain't smoke, too.
You be talking about you be grilling.
That's that car smoking.
All right, now.
We got one more goddamn time to talk about my car now, boy.
My daddy left me that car. We got to figure out. All right, now. We got one more goddamn time to talk about my car now, boy. My daddy left me that car.
We got to figure out something with that, man.
We'll figure out something.
I'll figure out your hands on your ass, boy.
I'm playing.
Just come on with this show now.
I don't need my money.
All right, I got you.
I got you.
Uh-oh.
What?
You ever sniff paint?
Paint?
Hell no, boy.
I sniff no damn paint.
But your uncle did.
That's why he walked down the damn road with a helmet on to this damn day sniffing that
shit.
I ain't no sniffing paint.
Only thing I ever did was smoke Mergey 1.
And I still smoke it from time to time.
If I'm a cataract, though.
You know, I don't smoke.
I don't smoke that shit y'all smoke.
What y'all call it?
Loud.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what my grandson said.
Loud.
I smoke the replica. That's my speed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what my grandson said. Loud. I smoked the Riffa.
That's my speed.
Yeah, I smoked Riffa. That's my speed.
Loud and all that.
Hell no.
My grandson, he tricked me one time.
I told him, I don't want none of that
shit you smoking. How you going to jail?
He gave me some of that shit.
Hell, I went crazy.
Hell, I was chasing the police my damn self.
I ain't lying.
So hell no.
I don't know.
You said that was Uncle Tyrone doing that.
That was you?
These are my confessions.
Like us, these are my confessions.
They wasn't me.
Nick wasn't Uncle.
I just put it off on him.
Hell, because he been going to jail this whole damn life.
What is it going to hurt for him to go back?
So hell, I figured I'd put the story off on that nigga.
And I get out free. And it worked.
Shit, hell, there's nobody come to think that
I've done some shit like that. But, hell, it was me.
I got on that shit and went crazy.
Couldn't handle it. They go, ooh-wee, is what they call it.
Ooh-wee. Ooh-wee, huh? Goddamn, ooh-wee.
Boy, had me fit. Ask your auntie. That's how your cousin got him.
I was on that ooh-wee. Had your
angry legs up to her goddamn neck.
Come here. Come here.
You don't think your auntie can spread an eagle, do you?
Come on now, Uncle Man.
We get on with that good old powder.
My bad, my bad.
I'm talking a little too much on this show.
I got a little cat in the way.
Your anger do some things on that powder.
You do powder?
I don't on your anger.
See, when she don't want to act right,
I put on that powder.
She do what I need her to do.
It's Johnson, baby, powder.
It's that, you know.
You're saying? You're saying? Man, speaking of, baby, by that. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
Man, speaking of Usher, you ever took Auntie to a Usher concert?
Hell no, boy.
I ain't got that kind of money.
Hell, they told me.
My daughter called me and said, Dad, I need $1,000.
I said, for what?
Rent?
Nah, I want to see Usher.
Hell with Usher.
I don't see no damn Usher.
The tick was only like $500 or $600.
He ain't got it.
Hell no.
I ain't paying no.
To see somebody?
Hell no. Only person I pay to see that is Jesus. Hell no. He ain't got it. Hell no. I ain't paying no... To see somebody? Hell no.
Only person I pay to see that
is Jesus.
Hell no.
He can't get it.
Hell no.
I ain't not doing that.
Not, not, not never.
I got one last one for y'all.
Now I got to go
mortgage woman y'all right now.
You got to what?
You got to do what?
Got to mortgage woman y'all.
Man.
Oh, you be doing favorites
for the women?
Hell no.
I don't do no damn favorites for the women? Hell no. Damn, favors?
Who I look like?
Business is business.
That's one thing about me.
Business is business.
I don't do favor for favor.
Now, if I mow a yard, I'm getting paid.
I'm talking about cash money.
It's COD.
Right here in my hand.
You getting paid money?
Absolutely.
Whatever I get paid in.
I don't know.
You ain't insinuating nothing, is you?
You trying to be sneaky and go back and tell your auntie something.
See, boy, I got my hand.
See, now I got my hand on my pistol.
See, that's why we had to kick you out last time.
I got my hand on my pistol. Now you trying to get me in trouble.
Now I ain't got nowhere else to go. Now why would you do that to me?
Man, let's settle this down.
I got one last question for you.
What now?
You going to take the grandkids on a vacation this year?
Hell no. Why you ain't take my own kids on vacation?
Hell, I'm going to take my grandkids somewhere.
I'm going to take them somewhere down to something down? I'm going to take them
somewhere down to that store
tell them to get two items apiece
and that's it.
Two items apiece?
Hell yeah.
There ain't going to be
no damn vacation.
What is vacation?
Vacation is home.
From school, home.
That's vacation.
I mean,
all that traveling and all that.
He checks your nephew,
give you,
you ain't going to take him somewhere.
You might go down business.
He ain't really paying me
nothing in the down.
I've been seeing him on TV.
I know he making that money. Cheap ass. Tell me he, I called him the other day for $1,500. I told him he ain't really paying me nothing in the damn way now. I've been seeing him on TV. I know he's making that money.
Cheap ass.
Don't tell me he,
I called him the other day
for $1,500.
I told him he ain't got it.
I ain't keep saying
you ain't got it.
So he hit you
with the hell now?
Yeah, he hit me with the hell.
What you asking?
I asked him $1,500.
What'd he say?
Hell no.
It's funny, huh?
It's going to be funny
when I go upside his head.
Oops, upside your head.
I say, oops, upside your head.
I mean, that's,
that's good having you back, man.
We miss you the last few days.
I miss y'all, too.
I'm back now.
I'm back now.
I ain't going to be back now if he's going to be paying me my money like I want it.
Make sure you get your money, young.
Just don't disappear on us.
We gave you that money that you asked for, and we ain't seen you in a few days.
You know, I'm on the bench.
We ain't going to get in that.
Thank y'all.
I'll see y'all again soon.
I'll let y'all back, too. I ain't fooling with you. I got to I'm on the bench. We ain't going to get in that. Thank y'all. I'll see y'all again soon. I'll let y'all back to it.
I ain't pulling with you.
I got to finish on with the show.
Come on out the back.
Now I got you.
Now I need one of them cool lights.
Hey, it's Jake Halpern.
We have a new limited series of my podcast, Deep Cover, out now.
All about George Santos, the Republican congressman from New York,
who told a lot of stories about his life and his credentials, many of which, turns out, were not true.
It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can. I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone.
He was very ambiguous and sketchy, quite honestly, about what the company did and how it made so much money overnight.
sketchy, quite honestly, about what the company did and how it made so much money overnight.
What prosecutors allege in the indictment is that most of that $12,000 goes directly to Santos' personal bank account.
I would go down these rabbit holes and start thinking about, like, what is the nature of
truth? What can I actually tell the reader is real about this guy's story?
My phone is literally
blowing up inquiries
about saying, is George going to jail?
What's going on? And I'm like,
why are you doing this?
Like, why?
Listen to Deep Cover George
Santos on the iHeartRadio app,
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Y'all enjoy Uncle What,
man. I told y'all, man.
Uncle crazy as hell, man.
Uncle say hell no to the rubbers.
Uncle nasty.
I know Uncle got something.
I don't care what y'all say.
Y'all better not tell me what I said.
I know Uncle got something.
But did y'all see Rick Ross?
Rick Ross at that car show down there.
Had over 12,000 people down there.
I heard about 1,500 people couldn't get in.
And Ross say y'all ain't getting y'all damn money back in.
I told y'all.
It wasn't no niggas down there. I ain't getting y'all damn money back either. I told y'all it wasn't no niggas dying. I ain't
seen no hole. Tell me I'm lying.
No niggas riding around in donks
and jewelry smelling like piss
and serve. That was all we're dying
now. But Ross done came up off
y'all. I ain't believe she.
Y'all can't hold Ricky Rose.
See y'all standing
in line for what? Didn't get a
meme. And was it me?
Or every video or every picture Rick Ross was eating?
Trill Burger, oysters, hot dog eating everything.
Get what?
All them niggas standing around just looking at Raw eat.
No.
See, you ain't going to be the only one getting these damn Trill Burger.
Come here.
Pepsi rolling over in this damn grave right now.
Bum be on the, not sharing the Trill Burger.
See, Ross, I thought you was on a losing weight spree, fam.
I know you rich. I know you the biggest boss.
I'm with you. But damn, fam,
you got to stop eating all that, man. You wasn't sharing
none of the damn food, fam.
Bad enough you took them people money.
Now, I heard the people who didn't get to get in,
you get to get in next year.
I mean, y'all already in now.
You get to get in next year, but you got to pay a distance of $75.
Hey, man, shout out to Rick Ross, man.
That guy is doing a great thing, man,
bringing a lot of jobs down to all the food vendors that get to come.
I heard y'all had a good time down there with no fights and all
that. So that's a great thing with Rick Ross doing.
I just think that shit funny as hell,
man. He's like a kid.
He's like a kid at a candy store. He at home.
Everybody bringing him all these
gifts. The best gift
is always food. Y'all giving that
fat boy all
the damn food he could ever want in his life.
That's what he's getting right now.
So, I got the Rick Ross on this shit, man.
Like I said, get in the comment section right now and let me know who y'all got for game two.
I'm hearing the damn Lakers talking about taking Darren Hurley.
Who want to go on them damn, damn Hurley?
I don't want J.J. Reddick ass either.
I want Sam Casillo.
Where he at, though?
Shit, he all overing on the bench.
That you been coaching
Tatum and Brown? Bringing them two brothers
together, come here.
Come here, let me talk to both of y'all.
Sit down and play him with me.
Come on, come on.
He got to talk to...
See, Tatum likes to talk with the lights
down low. That's that light-skinned shit.
See, I ain't... We got all Sam, I ain't with all that.
We cutting the lights on, fam.
You already, you know what I'm saying?
He want to cut the lights down low.
You know, he want them dim a little bit.
You know, he prefer them purple lights like he Prince.
But we ain't doing all that shit, Tatum.
But Sam Purcell, you know, he used to, he make them big shots.
You know, he used to make them big shots.
You know, he used to grab them kahoos.
You know what I'm talking about?
I would rather Sam Cassell be the head coach of the Los Angeles Lakers. First, they were saying they were zeroing in on J.J. Riggins.
Now they're saying they big on Dan Hurd.
Man, make up your motherfucking mind, Lakers.
Make up your mind.
Either one of them two going to get the damn job.
Go ahead and pick them. It don't mean a shit long of them two going to get the damn job. Go ahead and pick them.
It don't mean a shit long.
We're going to get the right players or not.
I don't give a damn who the coach is.
But I'm hearing.
Hey, he don't want J.J. Riddick as the Lakers for the head coach.
That's the rumor that's going on.
He would prefer the head coach for Connecticut right now, Dan Hurley.
That's a fake.
If you could Los Angeles Lakers, who word are you taking?
LeBron James or Anthony Davis?
That's really what's going on right now.
Who words you taking?
Who you riding with?
Personally, for me, I got to ride with the king.
I got to ride with LeBron, baby, because that's my moneymaker.
Even if it's for short term, that's my moneymaker. Even if it's for short term,
that's my moneymaker. That's who I'm going to be riding with. If I'm Jenny Buss, if I'm
Rob Palenka, that's who I'll be riding with on that one. Get in the comment section right now.
Let me know who y'all want. Y'all want JJ Riddick? Y'all want Dan Hurley? Do you want Sam Cassell? Do you want Mark Jackson?
Theo Jackson.
Who would y'all like to see to coach this Laker team coming up?
That's what I want to know.
Who would y'all want to see coach that team right now?
Get in the comment section.
Let me know right now.
Hey, man, if you're watching this show right now, thank you.
Sometime you might not be able to watch this show, but you can listen to this show on Apple Podcasts.
Or you can go on Spotify and type in the Bubba Dub Show.
And damn it, I'm going to pop up.
Here I am in your face.
Let's get it on.
Damn it, let's rock out.
I've been going on, y'all.
Been on the road.
Been a lot of bullshit going on while I'm on the road.
Getting phone calls from family members.
Hey, fam. Hey, fam. You know know I ain't never ask you for shit.
But look man, I got to do this.
I say, man, what you got to do with it?
Man, I need about $3,000.
No, fam.
I'm not giving you a motherfucking thing.
You can call me what you want, sting you.
You can put the devil on me.
I don't give a damn.
I'm not giving your rabid ass $3,000.
I know a pot of head when I see one.
Fam, I ain't on that shit no more.
Now where your damn furniture at, fam?
Your kids ain't got nowhere to sleep.
You ain't even sold your damn air mattress.
Who do that?
Calling me for $3,000.
Talking about it's a family emergency.
It's showing the hell it is.
Me hanging up in your damn face.
That's the only emergency I got.
Click.
I ain't got time to hear it.
And you're blocked.
Blocked.
Let me know if I'm wrong, man.
People I don't even rock with like that, man. Just reaching out to me, man.
Asking me for stuff, man.
I can't do it, man.
I can't.
I help.
You help those who help you.
That person know who they is.
They know I ain't rocking with them like that, man.
I ain't trying to hear that shit.
Real talk.
And I got you blocked on all social medias, too.
Real talk.
So, if I see you in the grocery store, I'm going the other damn way.
Yeah, if you still follow me, I'm dialing 911.
Come here.
Hell, you follow me.
Officer, I got a stalker.
And they got a gun.
So, when the police pull up being real aggressive, they just doing their damn
jobs because I told them to come.
Hell, they'll be wrong.
She ain't. I don't want to be right.
Some bullshit going on around her.
I'm sad. I need to hear some good
R&B. I can't hear R. Kelly in
jail. They can say it's hot. I'm going to kill him in jail
five, six years. That's enough damn time.
That's enough damn time. That's enough damn time.
Don't let him out right now because kids still
graduating and shit. Let R. Kelly out
November. Let him ride out around
Thanksgiving. Shit, be the perfect time.
That's when they need to
free R. Kelly around Thanksgiving.
Let him out around May and June. Kids graduating.
Boy, that's when your ass in trouble.
Your ass
in trouble. You let him out within a month.
Miss you K.O.'s real tough man.
I don't give a damn what these people say.
I miss you.
I miss your music more than anything.
All the other shenanigans, you quit that bullshit.
You can quit that bullshit.
But y'all let me know if y'all miss R. Kelly music man.
I'm pretty sure we could have got about three, four jamming ass,
baby making albums by now from Art Killer.
Because I know he got a lot to talk about.
And I know he going to be singing his ass off.
I know he's singing people off his ass.
And I know K.O.Z.
I know K.O.Z.
I know that right now.
Trash of the day coming up.
Y'all stay tuned.
Forget.
You never know who I'm going to you never you just don't you never know
who i'm gonna get trashed to the night you never know but god if i'm gonna give it to anybody i'm
giving it to the derrick jones or the dallas marriage didn't do a mother and came out hit
your first shot was a three i'm like okay it's own you didn't do nothing the rest of the
damn night but just jump up and down like a damn bunny rabbit Didn't give me nothing
That person can't do whatever he wants to do
That's one thing
To let him shoot over you
But let him pump fake and take you off the trail
That can't fucking happen
That can't happen fam
You gotta been done watch fam
You gotta been done study it
Every player move to Tennessee
When they like to go left,
when they like to go right, they step back.
Man, you got to study.
This is the finals, fam.
This is it.
I remember when baby mama put me out.
Me and just my PlayStation, it was it.
It was hard.
It wasn't hard leaving her.
It was hard leaving that motherfucking TV
She got
She had a flat screen
Come here
32 inch
Come here
It was hard leaving that
Cause I know wherever I went
I wasn't gonna have a place to
Plug my game up and play it
That what hurted me the most
When I left
My girl left me man
I didn't have nowhere to plug my game up to
Cause
My mama didn't have no flat screen tv man
that tv meant a lot to me that 32 inch i had saved up four months for that tv man
yeah man that was a lg2 at that man i'm talking about everything was beautiful on like my home
boy come over see that flat screen because they ain't had nothing like that night the 32 inch man
crystal clear yeah i think that thing was showing 680.
Yeah, it wasn't 1080.
Then it was 680.
Real tall.
Hey, I got them stamps, too.
College, your boy.
Hey, man, if you got stamps for sale, call at me.
Duh, buy them.
Yeah, you see me at Walmart with a food stamp card?
Mind your motherfucking business.
I'm happy in that grocery store, too.
I'm singing songs, me and the kids skipping up and down every aisle.
Kids, get what you want.
For real, daddy.
Mm-hmm.
Go and get what you want.
I got the card, baby.
Come here.
Big brisket.
Yeah, chicken.
Yeah, links.
Ground meat. Yeah, links. Ground meat.
Yeah, I went in there and spent about $300 on groceries.
Yo, everybody looking at me.
Yeah, no dubbing, no food, stand court.
And eels.
What?
And eels.
Doing my thangs up in there, too.
Yeah, I bust down.
Yeah, I bust down.
And whatever. You know, holler at Yeah, I bought stamps. Yeah, I bought stamps.
You know how they be?
I'm buying.
Real talk.
I'm rolling over.
Like I said, we're going to have fun on this show, man.
Can't wait to come back, man.
We're going to talk about Game 2 Monday. Y'all have a great
weekend. You can catch me in Tacoma,
Washington too this weekend
at the Super Funny Club.
Grab them tickets, four shows.
I'm there two times Friday, two times Saturday, man.
You got to come up and come see me, boy.
You got to come see me, sure.
I go on stage, man.
I'm a dog.
I ain't pushing.
I'm a big dog.
And you can catch me in Mississippi, Jackson, Mississippi, the 21st and the 22nd. Two down there.
Johnny T.
Boy, I put on down there.
I got that Johnny T before, boy.
Went down there and seen DC Young Fly, boy.
Funny, funny as hell, too, boy.
You funny like DC Young Fly?
I don't know.
I mean, I watch you on here, but I ain't never seen you on stage.
Motherfucker, come see me.
I'm him.
People that's watching my show, give me the comments. You can let them me. I'm him. People that's watching my show, get in the comments.
You can let them know.
I'm him.
Yeah, I'm him at the end.
Yeah, I'm him at the end.
Y'all pull up and come see me, man.
Y'all know how I'm rocking, man.
See y'all again Monday.
Can't wait to be talking about game two.
Hit the like button, subscribe button.
Get in the comment section.
Chop it up with me, man. Make sure y'all sharing this episode letting the people know about the
bubble dub show if you don't mind um yeah it is what it is man i can't wait to see y'all again
monday if you love this show like i love like i love this show then you know what to do i'm out
peace
the volume I'm out. Peace.
The Volume.
Hey, it's Jake Halpern.
We have a new limited series on my podcast, Deep Cover, out now,
all about George Santos.
It's like, you know, Mr. Ripley meets Catch Me If You Can.
I mean, the guy hoodwinked everyone.
How did George Santos convince everyone that he was someone else?
And how deep do his lies go?
Listen to Deep Cover George Santos on the iHeartRadio app,
Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.
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Now you're helping others achieve theirs.
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Halsey.
Hosier.
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