Cognitive Dissonance - Episode 599: Reality Calling
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599.
We are edging that number, buddy.
I'll tell you what, Tom.
We get two weeks off.
That's all I'm saying.
We get two weeks off.
Two weeks off, Archer.
That's right.
We're taking a two-week vacation.
But you won't even feel it.
You won't even know
because you guys are going to get 600 A and B
over the next two weeks. I like are going to get 600 A and B over the next two weeks.
I like that we're doing 600 A and B.
That has a very like floors 12 and 14
sort of feel to it.
Absolutely does.
I love it.
I love it.
I like it.
It's 600.
You get it twice.
You got to listen to them 20 minutes apart.
Yeah.
An hour and a half if you're over 40.
Yeah, if you're over 40.
Actually, just wait till tomorrow.
Just wait.
Just wait till tomorrow.
Who are you trying to impress? Monday, Wednesday, Friday is the best you get. You're over 40. Yeah, if you're over 40. Actually, just wait till tomorrow. Just wait till tomorrow. Who are you trying to impress?
Monday, Wednesday, Friday is the best you get. You're over 40.
You're not impressing anyone anymore.
I wasn't impressing anyone to start with.
I mean, you probably weren't impressing
anybody in your 30s,
your late 20s, your mid-20s.
Definitely my teens.
I was an awkward teenager.
I didn't even impress me.
I'm just like, oh, gosh.
God, this thing again.
Jesus.
I say that every morning.
I turn the lights on in the bed.
This thing.
Look at this thing.
Do you ever walk past the mirror and you're startled by it?
You're like, fuck.
What happened?
I thought I was better looking than that.
I will, see, so I didn't even,
this is a stupid story, but it's true.
And I think, I didn't even know that I was short until I remember seeing a picture of me
standing next to you and our buddy Circle.
And I was like, Jesus,
you guys are so much taller than I am.
And you were like, well, yeah, stupid.
I don't know, I never thought about it.
Yeah.
You couldn't even ride the ride.
You weren't that tall.
Hey, come over here.
You know what you guys?
No vote.
You guys no need vote.
You guys should not vote.
But, but, you guys care about the future.
Texas, you care about the gas prices, care about the learning kind stuff like that, you guys care about that stuff, then you guys should vote.
You guys register yet? Because if you guys never register, bye.
Bye.
Ciao.
So this story comes from Yahoo News. Cecil. This is good news.
This is a good message.
I was on Trump a lot throughout his presidency for bad messaging.
Yep.
But this is a good message.
This is the first time I'm like eye to eye.
Trump says Republicans won't vote in 2022 or 2024.
Just stop there.
Oh, how nice is that?
Because the second part of it's not as good.
Right.
Unless his bogus
election fraud claims
are solved.
Is he going to have
a final solution?
What they need
is ninjas.
Yeah, no.
With computers
because ninjas
are cyber ninjas,
if you will.
Sure.
To do a forensic audit
to find 99 more votes.
They got like a whole handful
of microprocessors
and they're just like
throwing around like shurikens.
They come in
and they only have like
the two-toed shoes.
They got like nunchuck
made with like the ribbon cords
between the...
He got two microprocessors.
He's like,
ow, this hurts my hand ow ow ow
ow
ow
ow
shit
owie
I don't want to be a ninja anymore
yeah no
Trump here
is
the best part about this Tom
and it's not really shown
in this article
but the best part about it
is that
Trump when he
when he talks to
the people that are following him, he does so,
even though he's not allowed on Twitter, in tweet format. So he essentially tweeted out a message
that he can't put on Twitter. That he can't put on Twitter. What I've come to realize from that
is this man has always thought in 140 characters or less. Anything more than that,
that's not going to work. But yeah, genuinely, this is
a small statement.
Here's what he wrote
in whatever... How did he broadcast
this? I forgot. It did wind up
on Twitter. Oh, it's one of these statements. It did wind up on
Twitter, but it's from the desk
of Donald Trump.
If we don't solve the
presidential election fraud of 2020...
I love that he capitalized
presidential election fraud as if it was
like a movie.
It's a proper noun, right?
It's presidential
election fraud. PEF 2020,
guys. PEF 2020.
Which we have thoroughly and
conclusively documented. He has that
in parentheses.
Republicans will not be voting in 22 or 24.
It is the single most important thing for Republicans to do.
Holy fucking narcissist much. What I love though is,
I think this is 100% a message to his base
that they need to break the law.
This is 100% a message to the base that they need to break the law this is a hundred percent of message
to the people that are in government that his base will not come out unless they break the law
unless they do something to radically change but what do they think is gonna happen even the crazy
thing is that even in the places where they thought that they could do something right they
still were like yeah but numbers they they just go like one after each other.
And we can't do anything about it. Well, and so to calendars, motherfucker,
your time has come and gone. It is almost 2022. What, genuinely, what does he think is going to
happen is that someone is going to say, whoa, you're right.
Whoops.
Everybody, America, listen up.
Everybody get in your DeLorean.
No, all at the same time.
Yeah.
And we all need to, on the count of three.
Now, if you go before three, it's good.
Don't fuck this thing up.
We got to do it at the lightning strike.
Yeah, right.
All right.
Everybody get out their Jigawats.
We need 1.21 per citizen.
What?
You can't do this in Texas because their power plants go down.
You have to do it somewhere else.
You got to go to Mexico, actually.
There you 100% are relying on lightning power
in Texas, but yeah.
Seriously, what do they think
solving the election fraud is?
What does that mean?
Do they think that it's going to be like
when you go to a restaurant and you get a bad steak and the chef comes out to apologize for you
and be like please fuck my wife or whatever that's a hell of a that's a nice customer service well
actually we haven't seen the wife actually that's liberty university but in any case you know like
it's one of those moments where they're they're fawning all over themselves to apologize.
And Trump literally all he's ever had to do in his whole life is stomp his foot and people would apologize.
And I think that this is the exact thing that he's waiting for.
He's waiting for everybody to be like, oh, we're sorry.
The world does revolve around you.
Let us throw.
They basically grabbed Joe Biden by his back of his belt buckle and his collar.
And they do a one, a two.
Ouch, you pixies.
Go through the door.
Out the window.
And they chuck him out.
And then they call the next group in.
And it's Donald Trump who's getting carried on a, what do they call those things?
Like a palanquin?
Like a palanquin by Steve Bannon.
Steve Bannon couldn't carry a jelly bean.
Are you kidding me?
I guess that's very true.
Steve Bannon hired a bunch of young men.
There you go.
If Steve Bannon can fucking walk the block
under his own power,
he considers that.
How did COVID miss that guy?
How did COVID miss that guy?
The only way COVID missed that guy
is he's the,
he's the originator.
Like,
he's the one where it all came from.
He's the plague rat that did it.
I,
these motherfuckers all,
because powerful people just do,
they all had access to the vaccine
and got it the right way.
immediately.
You know?
Yeah.
Because of course they did.
Yeah.
Because all these assholes
who were sowing the seeds of fucking,
you know,
like,
you think Tucker Carlson isn't vaccinated?
Get the actual fuck out of here.
For Fox news has a strong vaccination policy.
They have a stronger vaccination policy at the offices of Fox news than the
national mandate that they bitch about.
It's so amazing too,
that they called that out multiple times that the,
the,
the white house said it out loud.
Biden said it,
uh,
the,
the press secretary said it. So it's been,. Biden said it. The press secretary said it.
So it's been pretty great.
But yeah, so Donald Trump essentially wants everybody
to do what he says right now.
And if they don't, then he's basically threatening
that he's not going to motivate his base.
Now, I will point out that he couldn't motivate his base
to win in Georgia twice, not only in the general,
but then in two other runoff elections,
he could not motivate
his base. And he even came out sullen and sulking to try to do that. He came out and did do a couple
of rallies. And he did that when this bullshit had the most energy. When it had the most energy.
The energy behind this nonsense is petered out. Nobody gives a shit. Sure, the diehard MAGA
cultists,
yeah, they don't have anything else going for them.
Right?
This is like,
this is their thing.
This will always be their thing.
They're going to die on this hill.
Like, they'll still be
fucking worried about this
when Trump himself is gone.
Sure.
You know?
But I look at this
and I'm like,
this is it?
Yeah.
This is what you got?
You've got,
the Republicans at this point
have no message.
If you read this
and actually believe it,
the single most important thing
for Republicans to do
is to vindicate the narcissism
of one sullen,
angry little boy.
Oh yeah.
That's it.
That's how it's written.
Yeah.
That's it.
So that means they don't care
about any of these policies.
They're not trying to make
Americans' lives better.
They're not trying to like
fix the economy.
They're not trying to do any of the stuff that they say they want to do.
Because lately, they haven't said they want to do anything except for say no.
Say no.
And that was one of the things that came out right away was they were basically saying,
we're going to stall them for 24 months.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
We're just going to stall them for 24 months.
They said the same thing with Obama.
Remember that?
They said it out loud.
They said it out loud.
And they've said it at places where they're doing these
fundraisers and people are
paying exorbitant
amounts of money to be there, but they
record them and you can hear them say,
we're just going to stall. We're just going to fucking stall.
And this is why, and I know this is
controversial and it's not an easy thing, but
this is honestly why I say down with the
fucking filibuster because American government
is broken. We can't accomplish anything.
Both parties just cock
block the other party. We get nothing
done. Nothing gets
accomplished. Even things that are overwhelmingly
popular in
America. I'll say
this too. Even a Trump infrastructure
bill couldn't get done.
No, it couldn't. And it should have gotten done
because we've needed infrastructure repair a long time. And it's and it's I think I think you're right. I think it's one of
those things that, you know, I don't know that the that the Republicans I I'm pretty sure a lot
of Republicans disagree with them. And I think there's probably some Republicans wisening up now
if they see this, they're going to see this for the cancer that it is. It's going to eat your party up. So you've got to do something about him. And I don't, I am very interested to
see what happens in 2024, you know, 2023, when they start stacking up the Republicans to go for
the, you know, to see who's going to get the nomination. I'm very interested to see what
happens because he could feasibly put his name in there and then you've got to see who can out-Trump Trump.
Dude, you can see a couple of interesting things.
He could run in 2022 for a congressional seat.
He could, he could.
He could run in 2024.
And I have a question, Cecil.
Do you think that we will see a breakup
of the Republican Party?
Because it's happened before.
I was reading something interesting.
It happened before in history.
Parties that have become this extreme have broken.
Yeah.
And then a new party is formed.
There's people right now that are putting up billboards
against Trump that are Republicans.
Yeah.
That are essentially, in New York,
I saw in Times Square,
there was one that said,
you lost, get over it or something like that.
I wonder if we'll see the Republican Party
become the party of the MAGA cultist bullshit nonsense.
And I wonder if we'll see a new conservative party
emerge from this.
I think the party that wins in this country is the centrists.
If the centrists had a party and they broke,
they would be able to pull
all the centrist Democrats over.
And then they definitely pull,
you know, clearly they'd pull
the undecideds right along with them
because undecideds
in this political climate,
they'll follow literally anything.
Anyone, yeah.
Yeah.
And then the people
that are right now conservatives
that are stuck with this
far crazy right party.
Yeah.
They might go to the center too.
You could have a,
you could have a party bigger than the Democrats pretty easily.
For sure.
Yeah.
You know,
cause you'd pull some of the Democrats over and you'd pull the others.
I think you could easily do it with the centrist party.
I wouldn't vote for it,
but I,
no,
I wouldn't either,
but I think you could.
Right.
I think it,
I think it'd be,
I,
and I wonder if that is what's going to happen.
That might be, that might be, it might be that. And, and you know, in our, in our day and age, you know i think i think it'd be i and i wonder if that is what's going to happen that might be yeah that might be it might be that and and you know in our in our day and age you
know because we're older than i think probably you know most people that listen you know and
you know when we were young the idea of a person who could cross the aisle was not a that wasn't a
bad word that wasn't a bad idea that was. That was actually something that was lauded.
That was a thing that was like,
oh, somebody who could get things done
because they can reach across the aisle
and they can compromise.
And you weren't a traitor if you were like,
yeah, that's a good bill, I'm voting for it.
It really does feel like nowadays
that there's no value to that.
And the reason why there's no value to that
is because the Republican Party is so reprehensible.
There's no redeeming. There's nothing to salvage. And the reason why there's no value to that is because the Republican Party is so reprehensible. Yep.
There's nothing to salvage.
You can't even reach across the aisle
because they literally would never do anything.
Even on things that benefit,
clearly benefit the people that are their constituencies,
they will vote against it.
Hey, I want a lawyer.
I am the law.
Sorry, man.
There's nothing I can do for you.
You brought this on yourself.
I'm going to break your nose off. There's what we call a loose cannon. You brought this on yourself. I'm gonna break your nose off.
It's what we call a loose cannon.
We don't control her.
Come on lady, I didn't do nothing.
You're going down this way.
God, you're frightening.
It's gonna get ugly.
You are loco.
Look what I found.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna knock your teeth out.
Stay over there.
What are you doing?
I'm going to knock your teeth out.
Stay over there.
So this story is just absolutely fucking bonkers.
This is from Rolling Stone.
Minneapolis police caught on video hunting activists.
I couldn't believe this. Cecil showed me this article today.
I could not believe this. Not because any part this article today. I could not believe this.
Not because any part of this,
and we'll read parts of it,
but not because any part of this
struck me as untrue or unlikely,
but just to have it documented
and then to be reminded that
this is still the America we live in now.
Nothing has changed.
And importantly,
this is the America that people of color have always lived in and have been telling us that they have been living in for generations.
Absolutely.
started in this, that the setting for this is Minneapolis during the Black Lives Matter protests right after the death of George Floyd. So this is all happening. There's a TV broadcast on every
channel showing the murder of George Floyd by Derek Chauvin. He's kneeling on his neck for
nine minutes and they're showing parts of this on television. He's kneeling on his neck for nine minutes
and they're showing parts of this on television.
It's all over the internet.
And there's a huge protest that goes on up there.
In this case, they called a curfew.
And so that's the setting.
Curfew's been called in Minneapolis.
Yeah, curfew, by the way, an eight o'clock curfew, 8 p.m.
Yeah.
Yeah, so everybody's got to go back inside
and stop having rights at 8 p.m.
Yeah. That's what it is, right? Your right to peaceably protest is no longer in effect at 8.01
p.m. in America. Yeah. Yeah. It was the evening of May 30th, 2020, 25 days after Officer Derek
Chauvin murdered George Floyd. An 8 p.m. curfew was in effect, but a group of Minneapolis cops
weren't keeping the peace. They were sowing chaos. Armed with 40-millimeter, less lethal crowd control guns which fire oversized,
foam-tipped rounds, officers roamed the city looking for an excuse to fire, quote,
the first fuckers we see, one cop brags, we're just handling them with 40s.
The officers' own body cams record them taking potshots at largely peaceful protesters,
celebrating their hits with laughter and fist
bumps. Cruising in an unmarked cargo van, one officer imitates Elmer Fudd, Bugs Bunny's cartoon
nemesis, saying, be very, very quiet. We're hunting activists. What a fucking piece of garbage.
A police commander used the same, a police commander. And that's the other thing. I promise
I will read this, but you read through this and you see how the entire vertical integration of this system is designed to protect the violence of the police.
Yeah.
Because it's the cops, then it's the police commander, later it will be the attorney, the prosecuting attorney who is part of that justice system.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The entirety of the justice system is designed to fuck people of color over
and to protect the police. A police commander used the same language. Tonight it was,
tonight it was, we're going out hunting. Just a nice change of tempo, he said, adding,
fuck these people. The extraordinary footage released last week by the lawyer of a man who
was caught up in an exchange of fire with police that night. That man, Army veteran Jaleel Stallings
was exonerated by a jury in September for acting in self-defense.
The footage, which was part of the evidence used in Stallings' trial,
also shows Minneapolis cops making racist comments,
cursing protesters and journalists,
slashing the tires of parked cars,
in short, acting more lawless than the crowds
they were supposed to be controlling that night.
Minneapolis mayor denounced the behavior and language, but critics of the department insist the body cams capture, quote,
a culture of violence and excessive force among the rank and file of the Minneapolis PD.
Teresa Nelson, legal director of the ACLU of Minnesota, says she blasts the shocking level of impunity on display in the footage,
underscoring the cruel irony that the police that night
were brutalizing people protesting police brutality.
Police brutality, yeah, yeah.
And the thing is like-
And they're shooting people that are,
these are just people outside after curfew.
They are shooting, these are not,
and I think Tom's gonna maybe read a part of this
where they talk about these things.
Yeah, okay, so it says here,
the officers used foam tip rounds and it was extremely dangerous.
They're supposed to be less than lethal than live ammunition,
but they still carry a risk of severe bodily harm and death.
And they talk about them causing concussions and hurting people.
And,
you know,
they could break the skin and they could,
you know,
they could damage your body.
They fucking hurt.
And they,
they hurt you.
They,
they like can physically and seriously hurt you.
And these are people just out after a curfew.
That's it.
That's all they're doing, man.
That's it, man.
Yeah.
These aren't people like,
I know that there's going to be people out there
that'll be like,
well, what were they doing?
Were they like breaking into a place?
No, they were like on the street, man.
Yeah.
These are people doing literally nothing.
And there's tapes, there's footage of it.
Yeah.
The body cam footage first reported by the Minnesota reformers provided to Rolling Stone
by St. Paul defense lawyer, Eric Rice, who says the videos capture the cops malice toward protesters,
as well as their reliance on disproportionate violence. If someone is violating curfew,
Rice says they're not supposed to be shooting them without warning. It's like, no kidding.
What? No shit. No kidding. Right. Yeah. What the fuck? It's a curfew violate.
Do you remember violating curfew when you were a kid?
I did it all the time.
All the time.
When I was a kid, I did it all the time.
All the time.
Can you imagine?
I can't imagine if somebody shot my kid because he was out after a curfew.
Yeah.
In one stark moment caught in a police body cam, a line of cops in the street confronts
a small group of protesters on the sidewalk, raising their less lethal arms, which resemble
small shotguns.
A female protester yells to the police, we're unarmed. What the fuck are we going to do to you?
We're out here peacefully protesting. This is fucking America. The video then captures explosions
near the protesters' feet. The cop, whose body camera is recording, then loads and fires in quick
succession, three less lethal rounds. The third one connects with a targeted protester. Gotcha.
The cop laughs as another approaches,
giggling to fist bump him.
Great shot, adds another.
The thing, they know they can get away with this
because they've always got,
the reason they know they can get away with this
is because they always have before.
This is not the first time.
You don't go out and just start shooting random citizens
if you have not, the entirety of your career,
been trained to believe that you can commit violence
against the citizenry without action.
You can get away with whatever you want.
You can do whatever violence you want to somebody
and there's going to be somebody who's going to cover for you.
Yep.
And even with the, I mean,
even though these guys are fucking mic'd up,
they got a camera on,
they're mic'd up,
they don't give a fuck, man.
They don't give a fuck.
Here's the part here.
It says,
the mayor basically said
that there was going to be
white supremacists out
in the city
and one officer
caught on tape
pooh-poohs that,
pooh-poohs that threat
insisting that he wants
to prove the mayor wrong.
The same officer
immediately remarks
that he can tell
the protesters in the street
are predominantly white because they're not looting and fires.
I want to just say there were white supremacists in the city that night.
They just had badges and they just had less than lethal shotguns.
Yep.
There were white supremacists.
Yeah.
100%.
These guys.
These dudes.
Yep.
So this too.
In the footage, our officers armed with less lethal launchers can be seen crowded in an unmarked white cargo van.
The van was equipped with police lights, Rice says, but the officers didn't use them.
As cops can be heard explaining, they're explaining what they're doing.
A van was the lead vehicle in a caravan of other marked cars, and the cops wanted to use that stealth to their advantage.
At one point, an officer in the van asks for the trailing black and whites,
the patrol cars, to stay far behind so we can utilize 40s.
They can shoot them.
Stay away so the people won't know that this is a police van
and we can shoot people while they're not expecting it.
Yeah.
They're sucker punching people with bullets, dude.
And in the
next paragraph, essentially, a dude just
walking with takeout gets shot, and
they're just like, go home. They shot him, and he's
like, what the fuck? And then the actual
encounter happens where
they, without warning,
shoot. They open fire with less
than lethal rounds against this guy without
any announcement of who they were. Right.
So, the army vet who's
black believes he was under attack by white supremacists who Mayor Fry warned could be in
town stirring up trouble that night. They were. And they were. And they were just shooting at him
a moment ago. He fired back at the unmarked van three times with his legally registered and carried
pistol. The rounds did not hit any of the officers, but the police can be seen cowering in the van as
they shot out shots fired.
The van then halts.
I love how that's written though too.
Right?
They're cowering.
I think this is, you know,
you can clearly tell there's a line. Yeah, there's a little bit of.
I will say there's a little commentary in here,
but it's absolutely true.
You know what I mean?
Like, because they were the bullies, right?
This is the moment that the bully gets called out
and they're like, fuck.
Yep.
I didn't expect you to have the same level of fucking
firepower that I brought to this.
Right. I'm just out, I'm here to fuck you up, not
the other way around. I would never, yeah,
so that's what happened.
The van then halts and cops storm out,
identifying themselves to Stallings for the first time.
Stallings lays on the ground to surrender
to the cops who can be seen beating him,
but he managed to get arrested without suffering
life-threatening violence.
Stallings was later charged with eight counts,
including attempted second-degree murder
and first-degree assault.
Despite the mitigating video evidence in the case,
the charging attorney still wanted
to throw the book at Stallings.
How the fuck?
Are you serious?
Like, this dude sits down,
some fucking fuckface lawyer,
he sits down, he sees this, and he goes, no, yeah, that guy's in the wrong. Well, the thing is that that guy, his job is to be part
of the justice department and to work with the cops. He's under intense pressure to be on their
side all the time to bring convictions and to make sure that the cops are always vindicated
a hundred percent of the time. There's nothing impartial about a prosecuting attorney.
Yeah.
There's not, they work for the same fucking government
that fucking buys these guys the 40s
and the unmarked vans.
Sure, sure.
It's fucking ridiculous.
And then after that, essentially what happens
is this guy goes and goes to trial.
He decides to go with a jury trial instead.
And they wanted him to cop a plea for 13 years.
13 years, man.
And he said, no, I want to get a trial. And when he got a trial, it took him three hours with a lunch break to come back and
say, no, he's fucking not guilty. Self-defense. Get him out of here. Now he's going to pursue a
civil case. Good for him. And he should. Good for him. And I hope he fucking sues the pants off him.
Again, we have such shitty laws in this country. we have to rely on the civil court system to punish people
in this country. We have such terrible
laws that don't punish
people who do bad things.
And what happens is we wind up with...
And these are like things that
are really important to society.
Being able to trust
a police officer is really important
to society. And these people can
fucking face fuck that thrust, that trust whenever they want, and they get away with it every single time.
Well, and where's all you fucking constitutional fucking Second Amendment bangers all the time, right?
Here we have your First Amendment rights being absolutely trampled on.
Absolutely trampled on.
Yeah.
Your right,
your right to peaceably protest is every bit as important
as your right to own
a fucking machine gun
or whatever nonsense
you fucking idiots want.
Right?
Yeah.
But instead,
these guys,
what about all the guys
who got shot
with these fucking 40s?
They should all be able to sue.
They should all be able to.
Yeah.
These cops,
it's not that Stallings
should be exonerated
and found not guilty.
The cops that shot him need to go to fucking prison.
They're never.
Every assault that they did that night.
And they're not disciplined.
They weren't disciplined.
It's not even discipline.
Think about that.
You didn't even have a bad day at work.
Yeah.
You didn't even have a bad day at work.
Discipline to them is a couple of weeks off.
Right.
With pay.
Right.
It's pathetic.
But even still, none of them even got that.
And I'm fucking sick of the way we,
you know, you hear it all the time
with the fucking cops is like,
oh, well, they got fired from their job.
That's their punishment.
Wait a minute.
If I drive down the road
and I shoot somebody I'm not supposed to shoot,
because if you fire that guy from his fucking job,
and these guys didn't even get fired, right?
But we hear it from time to time.
But let's just say.
Let's say.
If I, then that's a tacit acknowledgement
that they shouldn't have fucking done that.
Yeah.
Well, look, man, if I drive down the road
and shoot somebody with a fucking 40 millimeter
less than lethal round,
I go to prison for assault with a deadly weapon.
Yeah, man.
Why don't they?
They weren't allowed to do it.
I wasn't allowed to do it.
Get the fuck out of here with this double standard bullshit.
It's inequity and it's bullshit.
I think one of the ways that you fix this
is with citizen review boards
making sure that the citizens
that review them are able to
pass down
real punishment.
I hope that's banishment from all
law enforcement would be what I would say
is some way in which to make that
happen. And then
bankrupt, absolutely bankrupt through civil suits, those unions.
You know, you take away qualified immunity and then bankrupt them.
I'm normally a huge fan of unions.
I think unions do a lot of good, but the police union wields too much power.
And every single mayor in the country is terrified of them.
Yeah, they're terrified of them.
You know, it occurs to me
that we don't license the cops.
Yeah.
We should, there should be,
I mean, you could,
and we don't
because the cops don't want us to, right?
It makes all the sense in the world
to just be like,
you know, why don't I need a license
to be a fucking cosmetologist?
You need a license to carry a gun.
I need a license to carry a gun. A concealed gun You need a license to carry a gun. I need a license to carry a gun.
A concealed gun in Illinois.
In Illinois, at least.
Yeah, right.
You need a license to perform many jobs.
Do you want to be a fucking massage therapist?
You need a fucking license.
You need a commercial driver's license to drive a truck.
But you don't have to have any kind of licensure to be a cop.
No.
That's insane.
Yeah.
We should have a federally required license.
You should have to pass a certain amount of tests,
background checks, et cetera.
You go through the process.
The state can control the work to get to the federal testing.
But then if the citizen review board says,
you know what, asshole,
you're driving around shooting innocent fucking people
with a fucking gun, your license is revoked.
It's revoked. Get out of here.
And that's it.
Now we don't have to create any kind of blacklist. Where's your license is revoked. It's revoked. Get out of here. And that's it. Now we don't have to create any kind of
blacklist. Where's your license?
You can't even apply for this job without a
fucking be a cop license. Yeah, right.
It's an easy fix, man. And
you could get rid of all the people
that are in it for
the violence, in it for the sadism,
in it to hurt people,
in it to push people around, all the bullies,
all the bad people.
I know what the all cops are bastards
is the way that a lot of people refer to them.
I will say, I think there's certainly a lot of them,
but I am sure, I am positive there are cops out there
that come into that thinking they're going to do something good.
Absolutely.
Thinking that they're going to do something good.
The reason why that saying exists is because they don't ever turn each other in.
And when they do, they're ostracized from the place and they can't do it. That's why that
saying exists because there's this brotherhood, this code that makes it so it's impossible for
them to face any real consequences for their actions. Look at this story. The cops didn't
turn in the other cops. Yeah, it's not like there's a cop in the back
who wasn't shooting anybody that was like,
I am going to fucking tape all this
and I'm going to go to the media or whatever.
Right.
And nobody was like, holy shit,
I heard this crazy story in the fucking break room
about my buddy shooting the fucking protesters out there.
I'm going to go to the WAPO and tell them.
Or they weren't just like, holy shit,
the commander said, fuck these people.
Right.
I'm going to the mayor.
Right.
That never happens.
None of that ever happens.
And that's why that saying exists,
because there's that code that keeps these people together.
But I'll tell you what,
you turn it into an individual thing where they're not,
they don't have to do that to each other.
They don't have to protect each other like that
because there's no protections for people anymore.
I think you change the culture.
You change the culture.
All right, so here we are one
of the uh elephants cool thing about these guys is that they have really really really long um
trunks and that's that's cool
and that's pretty much all there is to say. This is fucking amazing, though. So good. This story from the Raw story is just fucking amazing.
Mike Lindell now claims he's found people as old as 850 years
who voted in 2020 election, according to the report.
Yeah, so he can't.
He can't.
Well, he's asked to produce.
He's like, they live up in Niagara Falls, and I totally touched their boot. But he can't, well, he's asked to produce them. He's like, they live up in Niagara Falls
and I totally touched their boot.
But he's like, he can't produce any of them.
But my favorite part of this whole article
is when they're like,
yeah, but the United States is only 200 years old.
Right.
Look, the United States as a country that was founded,
but it's been,
but even if you go back to the first first yeah european settlers yeah it's still
not 850 850 years of 1230 it's the 13th century man 850 years ago you're looking at like gangas
khan is walking yeah what the 12 yeah well we got you know he's he got his driver's license
and registered to vote originally in 1231 AD in America.
And, you know, strangely in South Carolina.
I wouldn't know.
What the fuck is, what is wrong with you?
Yeah, man.
850 years ago.
And Methuselah showed up to vote.
What I love is that, is that.
Yeah.
Well, and that's the thing though, Tom.
Methuselah, you know, you're the one who believes people can be 900 years old. Right. So why don't we just be like, well, okay. Yeah. No, it makes sense. Yeah. Well, and that's the thing though, Tom. Methuselah, you know, you're the one who believes people can be 900 years old.
So why don't we just be like, well, okay, yeah.
No, it makes sense.
Yeah.
850, that fits your, you know,
that fits your life range,
that lifespan range of the Bible.
So why are you so upset about that, Mike?
What's going on?
That seems plausible right there, buddy.
That's exactly what you think, right?
Yeah.
It's so juicy.
What the fuck?
It's so amazing.
But he's such a he and also
it's just one of those things where you're just like one what record goes back 850 years right
like like what what are you looking at that shows that somebody was born where they come in and
they're just like oh yeah you were born at the beginning of the previous millennium sure here's
your voter right sure man you know yeah 400 years before the battle of hast previous millennium. Sure, here's your voter idea. Sure, man.
You know.
Yeah, 400 years before the Battle of Hastings.
Like, get the fuck out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
What is wrong with you?
But it's one of those things where they seem to think,
because again, none of these people know how you vote.
None of these people know how it's,
there's a validation process.
None of these people know how any of that works.
No.
They don't understand it.
The thing is, Mike Lindell has never once been a voting judge.
No.
Right, yeah, right.
If he was, he would be like, okay, no, Trump told me.
But he probably still wouldn't, but he at least should, right?
Right.
The other thing with voter fraud is that the only way for voter fraud to be effective is if a small cabal of people can change an existing pool of already cast votes.
It makes no sense at all to the idea that you've got to incorporate hundreds of thousands of individual voters.
Voting fraud the other way is the way to do it.
Right.
Like if I could.
Destroy records.
Right.
Exactly.
Add ballots.
Throw ballots out.
Throw ballots out.
Change votes.
Change votes in a computer system.
That would be the way to do it.
But you've got to be able to do that in bulk.
Everything that has to happen has to happen in bulk. Everything that has to happen has to happen in bulk. Their fucking fraud relies
on like onesie
twosie participation.
You know, I only can ever
vote once. Maybe, let's say
Cecil, that I could drive around
even though we both know it's literally impossible.
But let's say I could spend my whole day
driving around voting. How many times
could I still vote? Let's just say you could vote
ten times.
What fucking difference
would that make?
If it's one person,
you'd have to have
thousands of people
that have to be working
in concert.
No one said anything.
Nobody took a video.
Nobody did a TikTok that day.
I mean, get out of here.
Even in the closest elections
that are decided
by 10, 11,000 votes,
you'd have to have 10 people.
You'd have to have a thousand people voting 10 times.
That's insane to think that that's happening.
You're insane if you think that's happening.
The thing is though, he's the kid who's caught in the lie now.
Oh, I know.
And there's all these people, every one of these QAnon guys,
all these voter fraud guys,
they're all caught in this lie.
They've been making stuff up
as they've been going along.
But at a certain point,
it's like, okay,
now you got to show us your cards eventually.
You got to show us your cards.
And they're just like,
man, my cards are so good.
So good.
Are you sure you don't want to fold?
Hey, call.
Are you sure you don't want to fold? Call. Are you sure you don't want to fold? Hey, call. Are you sure you don't want to fold?
Call. Are you sure you don't want to fold? Call.
You should fold. Call. You should fold.
Call. Call.
But seriously, this is reality. That's what they're doing.
Calling. That's literally
what is happening
in every one of these people. Specifically,
we're talking about QAnon because every one of these guys
are like, oh, the mass arrests are coming.
And there's Q people
who are like,
holy shit,
tapping their watch.
Right.
Waiting.
And they've been waiting for years.
They waited through
the entire Trump presidency.
It's like the fucking Trump thing
we talked about.
He's still like,
well, we got to figure this out.
Motherfucker,
that ship has sailed.
It's all sailed.
What are you thinking?
Literally,
tell me how this is supposed to work?
Everybody dance!
Yeah!
My anus is bleeding!
For the love of God And all that is holy
My goodness
I'm bleeding
So this story comes into raw
Marjorie Taylor Greene rants
That Fauci won't prescribe ivermectin
Even though it won a Nobel Peace Prize.
What I love, my favorite line from this article
is when the raw story says,
in fact, ivermectin did not win a Nobel Peace Prize.
Rather, scientists William C. Campbell and Satoshi Omura won the 2015 Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine for their work showing that ivermectin can be effective in treating against infections caused by roundworm parasites.
I just love that it's just so perfect because everybody's been saying that, right?
Like that's the term.
And you're like,
no,
but they,
but technically I love that.
They're well,
actually,
that's totally what Ross actually.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
It's amazing.
It's amazing.
But you know,
the thing is,
is like,
she says to in this,
it's deeply irresponsible for the Biden administration,
the CDC, Dr. Fauci, and any of these
doctors to be advising people
not to prescribe it. I love
that she could fucking say that and
not have her own head shoot
right up her own ass. Like, it's
the dumbest thing that, you know,
you're the least qualified person
in the world. You don't even understand
exactly how or why the medicine
you're touting got was selected. The people who used it were selected to get a Nobel prize.
You don't even understand that at all. And then you're saying, well, they should be able to
prescribe it. And there's tons of people out there, Tom, this is not a small phenomenon.
There's a ton of people in hospitals
all over the different things.
Screaming for it.
Screaming for it.
Cecil, she is saying that it is irresponsible
for doctors to advise patients
on what medicines to take.
That's what she said.
That is what she said.
That's what a doctor's job is.
Who else is supposed to advise on that?
Why else is there medicine?
Why would you get anything
by prescription?
I can't believe
we've got to this point.
What is happening?
Would you think like
you could ask
Marjorie Taylor Greene
what's happening
with your catalytic converter?
Right.
Would you think that you could ask
Marjorie Taylor Greene
what's happening with your,
you know,
your roof leak?
Right.
Hey, Marjorie Taylor Greene,
my fucking Photoshop
keeps crashing.
What do I do?
Or, you know,
I seem to be having problems
with the soap dispenser in my faucet.
Right.
I don't even expect her
to be able to troubleshoot that,
let alone the human body.
Right?
The human body, Tom.
I know.
And then to say
it's irresponsible for doctors
to advise their patients?
Yeah.
We should all just be making all of our own medicine decisions based on Dr. fucking Google.
The most irresponsible person is her in this entire thing.
You know, I can't imagine that there can't be something that comes out within the next,
it's got to, in the next 10 years, there has to be something that muzzles people
for these horrible disservices
to public health.
There has to be something.
Because it can't go on like this.
Because it can't go on like this.
We're in this situation now
that we're still in.
We're still in the quagmire
of this fucking pandemic
because of assholes
who will not listen to public health that think personal
freedom is more important than public health. And we're dealing with this on a national level.
Yeah. COVID cases are going down. I did see that. Like they're still going down. They're still on a
downturn, but man, how many people had to die for that? Yeah. Well, 1807 today. Yeah. That's the
number today. Yeah. So it's like,
yeah, it's going down, but like, we're still nine 11ing every other day. It's still 80,000 and
change new people getting sick every single day. And that's just here in the States that like
this kind of propagandist nonsense gets exported out and becomes international culture too. Yeah.
And it's, it's toxic as fuck.
And it's killing people in places
that don't have access to the vaccine.
Right.
And who will at some point get access to the vaccine,
but have now had how many months or years
of disinformation sewn into their cultural systems?
Why are we doing this to ourselves?
Why are we solving problems
with these amazing technologies only to
be like, no, I don't want it. No, I don't want it. You big spoiled baby dumbass. It's insane to me.
And there's so many people out there that are, that are right now talking about, you know,
they're on Facebook now and then they're having these, these real sort of tantrums about public health.
And, you know,
I couldn't imagine what it's like to be a healthcare worker
and having to deal with somebody
who's screaming at you
that you're killing them
or you're doing something wrong
or they need this.
And they're coming in.
Could you do it?
Do you think you could do it?
No, because they're coming in and trying,
like, I get mad when my boss micromanages me, Tom.
Yeah.
I couldn't imagine.
I couldn't imagine, like, a client micromanages me, Tom. Yeah. I couldn't imagine.
I couldn't imagine, like, a client micromanaging.
You know what I mean?
Like, especially about something that they have no idea what they're talking about. Dude, I couldn't.
I'm too nuclear option, like, with ungrateful people.
I'd be like, fine, I'm not treating you.
Yeah.
Fuck you then.
Enjoy dying.
Hard pass.
Right.
You know what?
I can walk out the door.
I got fucking two legs and I'm not sick.
Oh man.
Come on down to Cleveland town.
Everyone under construction since 1868.
See our river that catches on fire.
Buy a house for the price of a VCR.
Our main export is crippling depression.
Could be worse though.
At least we're not
Detroit.
We're not Detroit.
So this is just a quick dunk though,
Tom. This is an extension
of Marjorie Taylor Greene here. Marjorie Taylor
Greene tried to celebrate Columbus Day but
failed miserably. This is from LGBTQ
Nation. And I just
think we need to read
this tweet. Can you read that
tweet, Tom? I can. Happy
Columbus Day.
Columbus Day.
Columbus Day. Maybe she's doing
Columbo.
It's Columbo. It was this
day so many years ago
when Columbo asked the Native Americans,
pardon me, ma'am. Just one more question, ma'am. Just Native Americans pardon me ma'am just one more question
ma'am just one more question
can you just answer one more question
for me Columbus
Day she spells it wrong she spells it
horribly wrong and then she deleted
the tweet but somebody got it and they
shared it all over the internet and it's
fucking delicious and she's so
like again all these people
of course you know course, you know,
are screaming,
you know,
all the right-wingers
are screaming
Happy Columbus Day.
Right.
They don't care about this.
They just,
all they want to do
is own the libs,
right?
Because the libs are like,
fuck that guy.
He's a jackass.
We don't need to celebrate
that shit.
And fucking dude,
we knew,
you knew about Columbus.
Hell,
isn't it Zinn who wrote about him in-
People's History of the United States?
I mean, I read that shit forever ago.
I'm pretty sure Zinn wrote about it.
Yeah.
But I knew about it forever.
Right.
Almost my whole life, I was never,
I mean, in school, like as a young person, maybe.
But the moment I became semi-cognizant,
I knew he was a fucking degenerate.
Like you knew he was shitty.
You knew he was an asshole.
You knew he fucking,
he committed essentially genocide.
Yep.
And to keep celebrating it
over and over and over again,
especially when we're doing this thing
where we're like looking through history
and being like, not you, not you, not you.
Rightly so.
We should be looking through history and being like this person
someone we should look up to and this person isn't yeah the in my kids school i think this is
hilarious they put out a thing saying like happy columbus day slash indigenous people's day
and i thought he did slash them. Right. Yeah.
I thought like, that's kind of fucked up,
man.
That's like happy,
like Hitler and Jewish heritage day.
Like maybe,
maybe we don't combine those days.
Like a bad idea.
Right.
Yeah.
Maybe we don't squash those two together.
Oh man.
Maybe we just stop saying Columbus day.
Yeah.
Maybe it's not worth celebrating.
Like you said, it's not worth celebrating people who were reviled in their own time.
Sure.
I was having this argument with somebody online.
They're like, you can't judge people by today's standards.
And I do think that we shouldn't judge people by our standards today.
But I do think that there are some things which were always
objectively wrong. Sure. They were just objectively wrong. And when you look at some of like,
when you look at like Washington, Washington wrestled himself with the idea of owning slavery.
Sure. His contemporaries called out slavery as deeply morally problematic. So when we look at Washington, we don't have to look through the lens of 2021 to say Washington's ownership of slavery was an irreconcilably bad thing, an immoral action that he knew it. His contemporaries knew and called it out.
He knew it.
His contemporaries knew it and called it out.
Columbus, it's not like people didn't know that like enslaving and murdering people was a bad call.
Sure, right.
They fucking knew it.
Yeah.
Like they knew it.
And Columbus wasn't loved.
Yeah.
He was not a beloved character back in his day.
Like if you read the histories of him,
he was kind of a fucking toolbox.
The problem is, is these people want to dunk on,
on anybody that's a minority, anybody that's a marginalized group. They want to dunk on them. Yeah. And that is these people want to dunk on anybody that's a minority, anybody
that's a marginalized group. They want to dunk
on them. And that's what they want to do. They want to do
it in part, too, because they enjoy
the trolling aspect. Like,
oh, does it hurt your fee fees or whatever?
Yeah. And the thing is, it doesn't
hurt me, but man, I'm not indigenous
though. Exactly. Fuck you.
You know, like, you know, that's
such a privileged, shitty thing to say.
It is.
It's such a,
but they're all just
fucking assholes
and she's one of them.
She is.
Well,
she plays to that set.
Yeah.
All the time.
How are you gentlemen?
All your books
don't belong to us.
Tom,
this book is heating up.
It is.
Demon Haunted World.
So we just finished
chapter 13.
It's not chapter 12A or 14A.
It is Obsessed with Reality.
And Tom, this chapter is fucking money.
It is so amazing.
It's really good.
The really sort of short of it is he's talking about,
he talks about many different things in here
that he weaves a narrative with.
But he's basically talking about how, you know,
skepticism is a good thing. Skepticism should be a good thing. And here's a great example.
And one of the narratives that runs through it is the Carlos, amazing Carlos or whatever it is.
I forget the guy's name or what they call them, the Carlos. But if you've watched James Randi's documentary, the man who he is in a relationship with,
he, years ago, years and years and years ago,
was, Randi coached him to be basically a fraud, a fake.
Right.
And he coached him to go out and pretend he was this mystic.
But also I thought somebody who was like a
channeler, like channeling like a spirit.
And the stuff that they put together
in this packet was all made up.
So they made a whole press packet.
It's all made up.
They had at a certain point
had the guy walk out on stage
at a Penn & Teller show so they could cheer him
and they used that as part of the tape
for his press kit.
And they did a whole press kit.
And then they decided that they would take him to Australia.
And they used Australia in 60 Minutes,
the counterpart of the United States news program,
60 Minutes, as a way to advertise him.
And people ate it up.
They thought that the due diligence
was done by this 60 minutes.
They thought they never really tried
to even bother to check any of the stuff.
And most of the stuff that he put out,
you could easily find that it was a fake
and it was phony if you were to look.
If you were to do a little bit of due diligence
as a journalist,
you would find that it was faked.
Right.
Yeah, there was nothing behind it. You would know and you would be able to find the clues that were even left to do it.
But the journalist ate it up, and then Randy came out and said it was a fake. And the guy came out
and said it was a fake. He said, I've been playing you. I've been playing you for this whole time.
And the journalists were super pissed about it. They were super upset. And so that's the main
part of the chapter. That's what this whole chapter is really about. And it's crazy because they received so much criticism.
And the chapter's title, Obsessed with Reality, is actually like an insult that somebody used.
Oh, you guys are obsessed with reality. Think about how wonderful it would be
to live in a world now obsessed with reality.
I know, I know.
Tom.
Or even tangentially related to reality, Cecil.
I've got to read these couple of paragraphs though,
because when I read them,
they absolutely jumped off the page
as, again, a moment of prescience by Carl Sagan into now.
He's talking about, at this point,
he's talking about Carlos
and he's talking about their reaction to Carlos.
So he's talking about the media's reaction to Carlos.
He said, but what worries me is that
a Carlos will come along with bigger fish to fry,
attractive, commanding, patriotic, exuding leadership.
All of us long for a competent uncorrupt charismatic leader
We will leap at the opportunity to support to believe to feel good
Most reporters editors and producers swept up with the rest of us
Will shy away from real skeptical scrutiny. He won't be selling you prayers or crystals or tears
Perhaps he'll just be selling you war or a scapegoat
or a much more all-encompassing bundle of beliefs than Carlos.
Whatever it is, it will be accompanied with the warnings
about the dangers of skepticism.
Yeah.
Fucking yikes, dude.
The only thing he got wrong, honestly,
Charismatic.
Yeah, is that he set the bar too high.
He set the bar too high.
He didn't even have to have any of that stuff.
You didn't have to be most of that.
All he had to do was do this,
and I'm going to read this last bit
because this is also very much tied in with that,
and it reminds me a lot of Trump.
Skeptical scrutiny is not only the toolkit
for rooting out bunkum and cruelty
that prey on those least able to protect themselves
and most in need of our compassion,
people offered little other hope.
It is also a timely reminder
that the mass rallies, radios, and television,
the print media, electronic marketing,
and mail order technology
permit other kinds of lies
to be injected into the body politic.
To take advantage of the frustrated,
the unwary, the defenseless in a
society riddled with political ills
that are being treated
ineffectively, if at all.
And tell me that doesn't fucking scream
Rust Belt to you. Tell me that doesn't scream
fucking Rust Belt. The disaffected
that get promised.
And with modern technology get promised. And with modern technology, you get promised.
Yep. He knew it. He saw it. I mean, he saw it all day. Yep. All day. All you need is the consumer.
Yeah. And they will absolutely buy. Yeah. They will absolutely buy. And it doesn't matter if
the product is any good. It doesn't matter if the product is fucking cancerous. If the consumer has been neglected long enough,
they'll buy.
And wow.
I mean, Cecil, I felt the same way.
I read that and I was like,
this chapter, for real,
the last three chapters that we have read in this book,
we should fucking photocopy them and hand them out.
They're the book.
They're the book.
They're what you and I remember.
Tom and I were talking about this before.
I don't really remember the first 10 chapters.
I don't really remember them.
I vaguely remember that they were alien
when I started rereading them,
but it wasn't something that stuck with me.
Each one of these chapters has stuck with me.
And each one of these,
they stuck with me enough. Although I will say, you know, they stuck with me enough.
Although I will say, and I mentioned this to you earlier, Tom, I'm very surprised that Randy and
Sagan were, they knew each other. Like I never really, and I know I've read this book in the
past. So I had that information. That information was available to me. Right. But I read this before I really
knew who Randy was. See, same thing. And that's why you didn't remember. So that's why I didn't
remember that they knew each other. Same. I learned about Randy from my interactions with
the skeptical world years after I read this book. Right. So I read this book and this book,
this book did put me on the right path, but what really did shake me out of it
was, you know, Skeptic's Guide to the Universe,
learning, you know,
listening to old stuff that I used to listen to
that I was blown away that I used to listen to
and be like, Art Bell's terrible.
What was I thinking?
But, you know, there's this,
I learned more about Randy
and who Randy was from Skeptic's Guide
than I ever remembered from this book.
And so for me,
finding out that they knew each other and that Carl Sagan is sort of touting Randy here and
saying, wow, this guy really did a thing that is something that we should really pay attention to,
really made me feel like, wow, there's some worlds colliding here that I didn't know really did.
And maybe I'm just ignorant, but I just didn't know that they really intersected.
I felt the same way.
And I know exactly why I didn't
remember it. It's not the kind of thing I would
remember. My brain would be like,
what my brain would process from
that chapter is the message of the chapter,
not the people and the anecdotes.
You wouldn't remember the names. I'm terrible with names too.
I would just forget them.
In books, I just memorize what they look like. I don't even try to pronounce them. I don't even try to pronounce some names. I'm terrible with names too. I would just forget them. In books, I just memorize what they
look like. I don't even try to pronounce them. I don't even try to pronounce some names.
Same thing. And a lot of times, if the anecdote proves the point, fast forward for me two years,
I'll remember the point. I don't remember the anecdote. So I remember thematically the whole
idea when reading this chapter and being like, well, the media is not doing due diligence. They
are not checking this stuff. They are easily fooled. They are feeding information to the public
that has been fed to them whole cloth without any fact checking. And that's something I remember
carrying with me. Sure. The anecdote that proved the point, I just didn't remember it. Yeah. You
know? But it was, for me, it was one of those things that was a nice little nugget to find out.
Cause I,
it's something I just forgot.
Cause you're like,
well,
that guy's part of my world or was.
Yeah,
exactly.
Like,
you know,
like,
and the thing is,
is the things that we do seem to be both sort of based on the trajectory of
both of these people,
but not sort of in conjunction.
And I just thought that was kind of cool.
Yeah.
Um,
wow.
This chapter, This chapter though,
man, this book is so good.
These last three chapters
just absolutely manna from heaven.
Just fucking feed me this baby.
That's all I'm saying.
Like inject this into my veins.
It's so good.
But next chapter is chapter 14,
Anti-Science.
Again, looking like,
maybe it's a regular size chapter,
but still that's the next one, chapter 14.
So join us for our Cognizant Book Club.
You can buy this book in many different places.
You can buy the audible version of this.
And you can also, if you want,
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And Tom, we post these before we even record during the week.
So we post them on like Monday,
Tuesday or something.
Tom reads the whole chapter.
And then we post that chapter for our patrons so they can listen to it
instead of read along if they choose to do so.
so come along,
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Carl's Carl Sagan's demon haunted world chapter 14,
anti-science.
Uh,
but I got to say,
it's not next week
and it's not the next week
because we are going to have
all that stuff's pre-recorded
because Tom and I are going away,
but it's our 600th episode
in the next two weeks.
So read chapter 14.
The assignment, guys,
is not chapter 14 for next week.
You guys can have a long weekend
to read it.
We'll come back in November. It's Friday.
There's no homework.
Yeah, in November,
we'll come back.
We'll read 14.
So we'll probably do
a little recap that day
and then we'll jump
right into it.
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We could not do the show without you.
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He reads those aloud. They're very short
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They really do enjoy them.
And then Tom also reads aloud Demon Haunted World.
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And you get the live stream every week.
So the live stream gets turned into audio and you get to listen to that as well on your podcast feed.
And if you want,
you can listen to Ian's commercials too.
So we got a little bit of email we want to talk about here.
We got a message from Lincoln. And Lincoln says, it's been about a year and a half since I found your joint project
Citation Needed when I was looking and listening to podcasts for the first time. Funny enough,
they were looking for citations needed. Hilariously guys, every week or so, our citation needed email will get hit with,
hey, Adam and Nima, I would love to have this guest on your show.
And I communicated with them via Twitter and I sent them a message and said, hey, we get
your email all the time.
Can I have an email to forward it to you?
They're like, yeah, it's citationsneededcontact at gmail.com or something like that.
And so I forward their email
that we get from CitationPod all the time to them
because citationpod at gmail.com is us.
Right.
And within three or four weeks
after starting our podcast,
they started a podcast.
Yeah.
And so it just was like,
there's nothing we can do.
No.
We've sort of been,
we've sort of,
at a certain point,
the dollop donated to our show
because they thought-
They thought we were the other
guys.
We gave it back. We did. We gave the money to
Citations Needed because the dollop
thought we were them
and donated $10 a show.
And we were like,
man, the dollop likes us. We can't believe it.
And then they were like, hey, you should come on
our show. And they were just like,
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We don't know who you are. We don't know who you are.
And then they canceled their patronage
and then we contacted Citations Needed
and gave them the money right away
because it'd be rude to keep it.
We're not going to keep someone's money
if they want to give them to us.
But anyway, at the bottom of this email,
Lincoln says,
Lincoln talks about Gen Z
and how Gen Z really is, at least among their peers and friends, very not literate when it comes to the internet.
And with messaging and with social media and understanding news sources and things like that.
And Tom and I were talking about this beforehand, but Gen Z and younger, they were given a tool that they were never really taught well how
to use. And I think that that's the real issue is that, is that, you know, maybe we came up in an
era where we still had that bit of skepticism because it was a new thing for us. Right.
So there's always that leeriness of something new and you've developed different tools and you're
handed this new thing.
Like, ah, but yeah, Gen Z.
I mean, one of the things that LinkedIn says here is we've been groomed our whole life to be interested in these services.
Even though the person making the video could be someone with no expertise in the topic at issue, they are now the authority.
Yeah.
And you see it all the time.
You see it on all these different channels all the time where there's just some rando saying something and you're like oh like at least on our show i'll say or you'll say this story comes from the new york times right you know this story comes from rolling
stone there's always notes you can check it back and you can always go back because we we we
footnote every single episode you want to read it uh ian's terrible about putting the links in
sometimes i mean let's be real fucking honest i'm gonna write that down for his let's be real we footnote every single episode you want to read. Ian's terrible about putting the links in sometimes.
I mean,
let's be real fucking honest here.
I'm going to write that down for his review again.
Let's be real honest.
But,
but sometimes,
you know,
like once in a while when Ian remembers,
those are in the show notes.
Jesus Christ,
Ian.
And then we can,
you know,
you can go back and check that work and it's not our work.
We're talking about it.
We're,
we're,
you know,
we're not,
we're not here to present it.
We're not here to present it as if it was our work.
Cause it's not,
but these people on TikTok, there's nothing.
No, it's context free, man.
It's context free, man.
It's context free.
Yeah.
We got a message from Joseph.
Joseph says, basically,
I tried to fucking shut my Facebook off before.
And you, seriously, it's fucking like
trying to swim out of a riptide.
I've deactivated my Facebook account
two or three times for different reasons.
And yeah, it's not easy.
I always have to,
ironically, I have to Google
how to deactivate my Facebook account
to find out how to do it.
And I'm never 100% sure it's done.
I actually tried to deactivate.
I've tried to delete it.
Yeah.
And you just can't.
You can always come back to it.
You can always come back to it. They didn't to it. You can always come back to it.
You can always come back. Kaya sends in a message
talking about pro-anorexia sites.
Wow. Pro-anorexia or
pro-anathinspo sites
have been around on message boards for a while.
Many of them are linked to healthy
eating or fitspo pages.
I know that wasn't the main point of the story, but if someone
has used these sites when I was deep in my eating disorder,
it's a bit of a special interest.
But the people who find these pages tend to be obsessed.
More obsessed is more clicks, more ad exposure.
So yeah, sites are hesitant
to take these extremist pages down
lest they lose a few more cents.
That is so disturbing.
There's absolutely no discretion paid
to what these places will host
because they'll host shit to make money.
There's absolutely no discretion paid to what these places will host because they'll host shit to make money.
Tom, we got a message from a PhD in pharmacology, and they told us something interesting about patenting medicine.
You can patent three things about a drug.
One, the actual chemical structure.
Two, the drug formulation, all the other stuff added to it in the pill.
Three, the use slash indication.
The goal for each company is to be able to patent all three.
However, the benefit to being able to patent the use is to be able to reward the researchers and companies who repurpose drugs whose structural patent has already expired.
It's a lot cheaper to bring an old drug
to market with new indications than it is to start from scratch all over again with a new molecule.
If ivermectin actually worked for COVID, it would be trivial to be able to patent it for treating
COVID, i.e. patent the new use. A company as big as Merck employs enough lawyers to figure that out
on their own. Additionally, any change
in the drug formulation
needed to optimize treatment for COVID
would allow for yet another patent.
Jesus, man.
So you see this quite a bit
with companies reformulating a drug,
either combining with another drug
commonly used with it for ease of use
or creating an extended release version
to extend patent benefits.
There's also evidence the actual drug structure
anybody can look at by Googling
and see it's obviously not similar at all to ivermectin.
That is fascinating, fascinating information.
Thank you so much for sharing that.
Yeah, I'm so happy that I read that
because it's one of those things that like,
you kind of know,
like you kind of have an idea.
And I said it last time,
like,
how the fuck would you patent?
Like,
how would you patent if it's the same fucking thing?
That seems impossible,
but I'm so happy that someone listens and says,
you're absolutely right.
Here's why.
Right.
And I think that that's wonderful.
So thank you so much for sending that in.
I've got a message.
And this is from
Liz and Liz talks about Mormons and soaking. This issue will not go away. But basically Liz says,
it's been a Mormon urban legend for years. And every time it circles back around, you have people
coming out out of the woodwork to swear up and down is true. I promise you it's a, it's not a real cultural thing for Mormon teens.
There's a long email that follows this that says basically,
no,
that's not how this works.
They don't believe in loopholes.
That's a stupid fucking thing to think,
but we hear it all the time.
And,
and,
and there's all these urban legends that follow the Mormon church around
because it's small enough where
not everybody knows about
it and it still has that sort of mystery
to everyone else outside.
Yeah. Yeah.
The cult-like nature of
Mormonism. Sure. Yeah.
So, that is going to wrap
it up for this week. Be sure to tune in next week
for our
600th episode. 600th episode.
And we will be off
for the next two live streams.
So next Thursday
and the following Thursday,
we will not be doing a live stream.
However,
we'll be back on the 4th.
So we would love
if people would come back
for season two.
Season two.
Season two grand,
what do they call those?
The series premiere.
Series premiere is season two.
Season two, the quickening. The quickening. The slowening. what do they call those the series premiere series premiere is season two season two
the quickening
the quickening
the slowening
on
November 4th
at
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come check us out
November 4th
but we're going to be off
for a couple weeks
but we
we will be back
listen to our two
episode 600 show
and 601
we'll be releasing
that following week
and
and we'll be seeing you then week and, uh, and,
and we'll be seeing you then, but we were going to take a couple weeks off.
Uh,
but we're going to leave you like we always do with the skeptics.
Creed credulity is not a virtue.
It's fortune cookie cutter,
mommy issue,
hypno Babylon bullshit couched in scientician,
double bubble toil and trouble pseudo quasi alternative acupuncture waiting, pressurized stereogram, pyramidal, toil and trouble Pseudo, quasi, alternative, acupunctuating
Pressurized, stereogram, pyramidal, free energy
Healing, water, downward spiral, brain dead
Pan, sales pitch, late night info docutainment
Leo, Pisces, cancer cures
Detox, reflex, foot massage
Death in towers, tarot cards
Psychic healing, crystal balls
Bigfoot, Yeti, aliens Church churches, mosques, and synagogues,
temples, dragons, giant worms, Atlantis, dolphins, truthers, birthers, witches, wizards, vaccine nuts,
shaman healers, evangelists, conspiracy, doublespeak, stigmata, nonsense.
Expose your signs.
nonsense.
Expose your signs.
Thrust your hands.
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