Cognitive Dissonance - Episode 624 - Gosar The Gosarian
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It's skeptical, it's political political and there is no welcome at this is episode 624 cecil it is an historic it is genuinely an historic day i i am i am right there with you
i was so overjoyed today when i heard Katonji Brown Jackson was elected to the Supreme appointed
to the Supreme court. You don't get elected, even though she got, she got a lot of, uh,
she got a lot of votes. She got 53 votes today, which was shocking to me because I thought for
sure it would be 50 and then they'd have to go to the first, uh, black vice president,
female vice president, which would have been interesting.
But instead they were able to capture the,
the votes that they needed on the Senate floor.
And,
and she became,
now right now,
the,
the three liberal judges are all,
are all women.
It's,
they're all female.
Let's say you have,
you have Elena Kagan.
Is there an Elena?
Is her first name?
Elena.
Elena Kagan.
Elena Kagan.
Elena Kagan.
Soita Mayor.
Yep.
And then now you have...
Brown Jackson.
Brown Jackson.
Yep.
So, yeah.
I mean, it's...
This is...
You can fault Biden for a lot of things,
and I'm willing to do a lot of it.
Yeah, yeah.
Right?
But I think in terms of bringing in
the most diverse cabinet...
Yeah.
...in history, the most diverse cabinet in history.
The most, I mean, bringing diverse,
it's not fucking lip service.
Diversity is a hallmark of his presidency.
I think this will be a legacy
that we remember this presidency by.
And I am excited that we have this kind of representation
in the highest court in the land.
It's about fucking time.
It is about time.
It's about time.
It is about time.
Tom, we've got to crack open our Blantons here.
This is celebratory.
This is celebratory Blantons.
This was a gift from Heath, wasn't it?
This was a gift from Heath.
Heath had given us two bottles of Blantons.
We have one left.
I'm getting texted.
Hold on a second.
And I'm going to pour it
for both of us here. Thank you.
Now, if you're not a bourbon drinker,
Blanton's is very
difficult to get. It is very
hard to find. Blanton's right now is
very hard to find. Never used to be.
And it wasn't back in the day, but
they were drinking it on Justify, drinking it
on John Wick, and people saw the
bottle, which the bottle,
which the bottle is very, very distinctive.
So the bottle looks like a little,
I don't know, like a 12-sided dice or something like that.
And so it's a very distinctive bottle.
And so right now,
we are going to toast the first woman of color,
the first black female on the Supreme Court.
Hot damn.
Cheers.
Cheers.
That's good bourbon.
That's good bourbon.
I mean, it's worth it.
That's worth it.
Yeah, it was an amazing historic day today,
so we're very happy that that happened.
And, you know,
thank goodness that Georgia went the way Georgia went.
Yeah.
Think about that.
Think about that.
Because what would have happened, Tom, if Georgia wasn't?
I don't even know.
Because at this point, if it would have been Purdue, was it?
Was that who it was?
Purdue and that other woman?
I forget even the woman's name.
I forgot the losers already.
But the Purdue, I thought was his name.
And so if those two were in office instead of
Warnock and Ossoff? Man, if those two were in
office,
again,
you can shit on the Democratic Party
for a lot of things. You're welcome to do it. We should.
Right? But
if we did not do what was
necessary to get the slimmest fucking
majority, think
about all the things that wouldn't have happened.
What would happen, Cecil, is we would not
confirm a Supreme
Court justice.
They would cockblock this for four
fucking years. No, they would. They would.
They would never bring it up. They would never let it bring up.
And then it would be 7-2.
Then it would be fucking 7-2, man.
They would do that.
And they would do it because
there's a scorched earth policy on the right they don't care about that sort of
thing they don't care about they don't care about you know they clearly don't care about hypocrisy
i mean like like they said you couldn't do merrick garland during an election year
yep they they made a big stink about it you can't do merrick garland during election you can't do
merrick garland during election year and as soon't do Merrick Garland during election year. And as soon as fucking Ruth Bader
Ginsburg died, boom.
Fastest appointment and
confirmation ever.
Absolutely. And the thing is like
McConnell fucking laughed about it when I asked
him. He fucking laughed about it.
Because of course he did. Because
McConnell's a games guy. That's who he
is. It's this whole thing. He is
the master of the rules and the games and the engagement.
That's what he's the master of.
So, but you know, here we sit.
We're 6-3.
It's not a good position.
It's not a good position to be in.
I mean, you're down two.
You're down two.
Yep.
This is a rough spot.
But, and even though I loathe Amy Coney Barrett, and I do, I loathe her politics.
I loathe everything politics. I loathe everything
she seems to stand for. I do also
want to point out that the Supreme
Court is four or five women and men.
Yeah. And that's almost
enough. That's almost good enough.
You know what I mean? Yeah. So
fucking here we go.
Yeah. Let's actually get a little bit
better by tiny fucking increments
even as we slide
back for every step
we take. It tells you, though,
you've got to, with the
presidency and with the Senate, you can do
these things. And without it...
Without it, you don't get
the infrastructure bill. Without it, you don't get
this nomination and this confirmation.
If you would have had Hillary and a
Congress
that was, and a Senate that was blue.
That was blue.
Oh, yeah.
We'd be.
You'd have two because Ginsburg probably would have retired.
So you'd have two.
Yep.
So.
Yeah.
Ginsburg, I think, said as much.
Yeah.
Yeah.
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All right, this story comes from Mother Jones.
Representative Matt Gaetz votes against capping insulin prices, says people should just lose weight.
Now, I got to read what he fucking said and then rip him a new one.
So here's what he said.
While Democrat posturing of HR 6833
victimizes insulin payees
as people with an uncontrollable disease
that are being taken advantage of
and need Big Brother to throw them a raft,
lifestyle changes in mass
would expeditiously lower demand
and the subsequent prices of insulin.
90 to 95% of people with diabetes have type 2 diabetes, which, quote,
can be prevented or delayed with healthy lifestyle changes such as losing weight,
eating healthy food, and being active.
Arbitrary price controls are no substitute for individual weight control.
Since 2000, the number of diabetes cases in the U.S. has nearly doubled.
The demand for insulin has increased and the U.S. has nearly doubled. The demand
for insulin has increased and the requisite price increase has followed suit. In other words,
the price of insulin increases as waistlines increase. Motherfucker, it's not true. Here's
the thing. It's not true. Most people with type 2 diabetes, almost none of them need insulin.
Insulin is almost exclusively for people with fucking type 1 diabetes,
which has nothing to do with lifestyle, cannot be controlled by weight.
It shows you what he's doing.
He doesn't know what he's fucking talking about.
I think he does, though.
I think this is a fucking...
Oh, okay.
Right?
I was thinking about this.
Sure.
I don't think it matters if he even knows.
You know what I mean?
This is the sort of like Republican bootstraps.
Hey, man, pull yourself up by your fucking McDonald's wrapper
or whatever fucking garbage they say.
Everything is personal responsibility
when it's not something they have to pay for.
Yeah, yeah.
And you know, it is one of those,
he's got one of those just shittiest takes on everything.
It feels like every single thing he
has is just the shittiest take you
could possibly imagine. You've
distilled down the shittiest
takes from 20 shitty
people and you fucking force fed
it into this fucking cocksucker's mouth.
And he's the one who vomits
it out at you. Everything is a bad
take, man. Everything.
And it's always just mean, right?
It's like he can't just say something.
He's got to be mean too at the same time.
Always.
Because they eat that shit up.
They eat it up.
They love it.
Think about who your base is.
You know, and we talked about this on the show before,
but it's worth saying again,
it's always worth looking around and looking at the company you keep.
And if you're a guy like Matt Gaetz, look around and look at the people that are excited by your
viciousness. And think too about what excites you about viciousness. And what does that say about you?
We should look twice at ourselves when we are excited by viciousness.
But the fact that this plays politically tells you something really fucking unsettling about who we are as a people.
When you can say, here's a vicious, mean-spirited cruelty.
Really?
Trump fucking churned up
all that worst parts
of so many different people
on the right.
And it hit at the perfect time
when social media
was allowed to connect them.
Because if it wasn't
for all that connection,
those pieces might have come up,
but they just get fucking pushed back down by,
you know,
basic decency,
which was technically should be what we have for each other.
But instead there's just this,
they saw each other and they just attached.
Yup.
Yeah,
you're right.
And,
and it's all at the worst time.
It's all at the worst time.
And these,
and there's a few people on the Republican side
that know it, Marjorie Taylor Greene and him.
I think they try to be as shitty as possible all the time.
Well, and I think too,
I think the pandemic has exacerbated.
Yes, I think you're right.
I think you're right.
The pandemic has made us meaner.
Yeah.
The pandemic has made us more isolated,
less mentally healthy, less mentally resilient.
Yeah. You know, that's fairly well proven at this point. And people are spending more time online. has made us more isolated, less mentally healthy, less mentally resilient. That's
fairly well proven at this point.
And people are spending more time online.
More time online is just going to be
bad in general. It's making us worse.
They got us.
Shit!
Everyone, move away from the armored Titan!
The colossal Titan is falling towards us
right now!
Speaking of Marjorie Taylor Greene, this is now! Speaking of Marjorie Taylor Greene,
this is from LGBTQ Nation.
Marjorie Taylor Greene says
women, quote, are the weaker sex.
Our husband's wife.
Let's play it, because we can play this.
Let me make sure I can play it.
We gotta listen to this fucking woman.
I hate her. Oh, she's awful.
We want to go to the
correct output, and let me play this um so this is marjorie
taylor green talking at one of her little and it looks like there's like 15 people at the fucking
ramada here that are listening doesn't that look like a depressing play i've hold on real quick
hold on i'm gonna i'm gonna make it i'm gonna embiggenate it first time go ahead cecil there
was a about a year and a half two year span in my in my career where i had to do a lot of public
speaking i had to try to travel around the around the Midwest and do these like continuing legal
educations, like speeches and seminars about a new law in our industry, not podcast, but in my
day job industry. And I would go out and I would give these speeches. I would, I would give these
presentations. Every one of them was better attended than this. And I'm fucking some guy. Than this terrible little...
I'm not even kidding.
There wasn't an open seat in the two,
three, four open seats in the front row.
I'm fucking some dude.
And there'd be a few hundred people, right?
Like there'd be a few hundred people
and I'm some guy, it doesn't matter.
She's in fucking like crazy rural georgia though isn't
she because isn't this her base or i don't know if she's at home right now she must probably be
at home right now it says georgia back there and she and she is from an intensely rural garbage
district sure she's a trash i mean this is like a fucking pole barn they're talking right now
all right so this is what she had to say what Question, what is a woman? Because she said she's not a biologist.
I'm going to tell you right now, what is a woman?
This is an easy answer.
We are a creation of God.
We came from Adam's rib.
God created us with his hands.
We are, we may be the weaker sex, we are the weaker sex,
but we are our partner, our husband's wife.
That's great.
There we go.
Thank you.
Thank you, Mrs. Green.
Thank you, Miss Green.
I don't even know what's her husband's name because that's what we should refer to as from now on.
Yeah.
Like if she has a husband, we should just call her Mrs. Whatever her husband's name is.
Right.
Yeah.
Like Mrs. Timothy Green or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Mrs. Timothy Green. That's what, that should be her Mrs. Whatever her husband's name is. Right, yeah. Like Mrs. Timothy Green or whatever.
Yeah, Mrs. Timothy Green.
That should be her name,
if that's what she really thinks.
But it's all bullshit, right?
It's all just a lie.
She says this,
but she's not like,
tee hee hee, I yield all my time
because I'm just a little old woman.
Right, yeah.
It's amazing to have somebody
who is a power-hungry media sensation
be like, oh, but I'm the weaker
one. You're
just playing to yokels.
You're playing to yokels who believe
that the 1950s was an
idealized version of American
life. And you're also playing
to people in that party
that eat that shit up.
They eat that shit up. It. They eat that shit up.
It's crazy to me that you can,
and what's nuts to me, Tom,
is that women vote more than men.
So women are more politically active than men.
And yet somehow this sells to the Republican Party.
Yeah, I don't get it either.
We're in a weird place demographically
because women vote more than men.
Yeah. Women are getting more of the degrees than men. So women are fast becoming significantly
better educated than men. And yet women in the suburbs are the reason Trump got elected.
Right. I'm baffled. I'm baffled at a demographic that would watch that Billy Bush clip of Trump and be like, yeah, all right, I'm going to punch that fucking ticket.
Sure.
I don't.
And like, you can be in a very traditional, quote unquote, like home relationship and still have equity in your relationship.
Like that's not difficult or impossible,
but there's a,
there's a sense from this that has nothing to do with equity and parity.
Right.
This is like,
we are,
she's saying like women are weaker.
Yeah.
The Bible says we're weaker.
We're the second,
we're the second gender.
We're the lesser of the two.
And you and I both see right through it, but the yokel started fucking clapping, man. second gender. We're the lesser of the two.
And you and I both see right through it, but the yokels started fucking
clapping, man. They started lapping up.
I'm baffled by who's fucking
clapping. Yeah, man.
They're doing more than clapping, though. They're voting.
Well, and that's the problem is that she's going to, you know,
I don't know. Last time she was
unopposed, people said. She was.
There was nobody running against her. Nobody running against her.
So, you know, I would just dump a shit. Nobody running against her. So, you know,
I would just dump a shit ton of money down there.
Well, you know,
but even still,
I don't know if it's going to help.
I don't know.
Because it is rural Georgia,
I don't know if there's
an amount of money in the world
that would convince...
No matter what,
unless you're paying voters.
Right.
Right.
I got $100.
Here's $100.
You can go vote if you want.
Just fucking stay home.
Yeah.
Cool, because I'm currently in possession of some aborted fetuses.
I'm looking to unload.
How much do you pay?
No, no, come on.
I got a guy in Cleveland who's going to give me $80 a pound right now.
How about $100?
These are primo fetuses.
I wouldn't jerk you around.
Oh, please.
Okay, you tell me where you can get aborted fetuses for 70 cents on the dollar. You tell me,
Chuck. Yeah, I didn't think so. You know,
I'm just like the fetuses, Chuck. I wasn't born
yesterday either. Uh-huh.
I'm telling you, if you let the steel pass you by, you're making
a fetal mistake.
110.
Alright, alright, we got a deal.
Get back.
Damn, I'm good. This is so
weird. This story comes from Washingtonian Lauren Handy.
Great name, by the way.
That's a great name.
Great name.
Great name.
Claims to have actually had 115 fetuses.
Handy says 110 of them were blessed and buried.
The other five are with police.
So Lauren Handy is an anti-choice activist.
Yeah.
So that's who Lauren Handy is.
And here's her crazy story.
So I'm going to read the story she's telling.
Sure, read it.
All right, so here's the story this lunatic is telling.
The providence of those 115 fetuses is bizarre.
The group claims several activists, including Handy,
encountered a driver from Curtis Bay Medical Waste Services
loading biohazard boxes into his truck outside the Washington Surgiclinic in Foggy Bottom,
which sounds like a fucking SpongeBob place, on March 25th.
They say they convinced the driver to give them a box.
A statement disputing the credibility of these claims, apparently from Curtis Bay Energy,
was read by another reporter at the press conference.
So it's a box in the back of the truck, is what they're saying.
So this guy's got boxes,
and evidently, so imagine this.
You're some driver picking up
your pickup,
your boxes.
And some fucking lunatics are like,
can we have one of those boxes that you're supposed to be
loading onto the truck? And you're like,
yeah, all right.
What?
And what's inside of the boxes?
Well, what's inside of the boxes,
according to this lady,
is fetuses.
Like, they're biohazard boxes.
It feels like the worst way to carry them.
Wouldn't you want to have one?
You know, like when you go to get a six-pack
and it has those little rings?
Wouldn't that be the best way to put fetuses together?
It's just like one of those six pack things.
You could just pick them up
and then carry them where you need.
And if you need one fetus,
you just crack it out of there, right?
You just crack me off a fetus, Tom.
And then you could just easily
just reach over and crack me off a fetus.
The thing is,
they're all past their best if used by.
It is true.
It is true.
Yeah.
They're all so little,
you can just put them in like
little sea monkey habitats though.
Put them in a sucrette's cave.
So this guy's like,
I'm supposed to believe that this lady walks up to this guy and is like,
he's like,
can I have a box of fetuses?
Can I have a box?
That's a weird conversation to start,
by the way,
that could I have a box of fetuses?
Also who's like biohazard.
It's a weird thing.
That's your neighbor.
Can you knock on their door? Can I borrow a box of fetuses? Do you have any fetuses? Also, who's like biohazard? It's a weird thing that's your neighbor for. Do you knock on their door?
Can I borrow a box of fetuses?
Do you have any fetuses? I don't want to be weird.
I'm just doing a thing.
I want to name them real quick.
What I need to do is cuddle a corpse.
I'm starting a new... What do you name their fetus
before you bury it?
Well, Cletus is the obvious.
The fetus is pretty obvious. Landfill
is a good one.
Oh, that's good. P-H- pretty obvious. Land Phil is a good one.
Oh, that's good. P-H-I-L-L.
That's good.
Land Phil.
That's good.
Yeah, I don't know what...
If you guys have a name for a fetus,
let us know what you would name your fetus
if you were to bury it.
This lady's so crazy and weird.
This lady's so crazy.
And like,
this story makes no fucking sense whatsoever.
And then they call.
Read the part where she calls up like a person to come by and like scrub them or whatever.
Yeah.
So after issuing a substantial trigger warning, PAAU screened a video that purports to show activists using a kitchen knife to cut into a cardboard Curtis Bay energy box with a biohazard label before discovering what they claim were 115 fetuses,
most at early stages of gestation.
The group said a priest came to Handy's apartment
to name, name, and bless the fetuses.
You gotta name them!
Holding a funeral mass before burying 110 of the fetuses
in an unidentified private cemetery.
They had a weird fucking
mass burial. Mass burial.
And they like named each one
too. That's weird. Do you
put them... Okay, so you got all the fetuses
in your test tube. Do you throw them in the
hat with the names you pull them out to?
How does it work?
The logistics of this is just fascinating to me.
Also, like some of them are homeopathic
fetuses. They put one in and they put water
and they just bang it against the table and shake it.
If you hit it one time,
that fetus is super popular.
This is the craziest, weirdest shit.
I read this today and my mouth was wide open.
I'm like, okay, yeah.
This is like those people you run into, Tom,
where they're just like, yeah,
I'm actually in the
witness protection program or whatever it's nonsense it's all just that fucking nonsense
it's that crazy like i'm gonna tell you a lie right now but i'm gonna look you in the face
and you're gonna pretend to believe it because you and i both know that i'm crazy yeah 100 it
makes it's it's fucking but also like you're like counting out.
Fucking most of these abortions are done in like six, eight, ten weeks.
These are tiny.
It's a fucking less than a raisin.
These are tiny chunks of unidentifiable biohazard tissue.
It's not like they're holding up a little fucking homunculus.
It's not that picture that they show whenever any of these
assholes goes out and protests. It's a
glob of tissue. And they show that image
like that's what it is and it looks like a
fucking college student
that somebody cut open. Seriously,
at the point where most abortions
take place, it would look like a bloody snot.
Yeah. They're pomegranate seed size.
It's nothing. They're nothing. You wouldn't be able to
identify. Are they all in their own individual little biohazard doggy bags like where they like sorting
through this goop that's the grossest thing ever weird and crazy and it doesn't make any sense and
it's it feels like the biggest lie in the world well here's what but the crazy thing is is that
she did have five of them so like while it seems to me like that's fucking crazy, she had five at least.
She had five in the fridge, man.
It reminds me of that like ferrets movie.
Oh yeah, the ferrets with the rainbow bridge people.
Yeah.
Who save their ferrets.
They like store them up.
Guys, there is this amazing PBS documentary.
I have it.
It's my favorite thing on earth.
It's called Ferrets Pursuit of Excellence.
It's the greatest name.
That's the greatest name of any
documentary ever made. If you guys like
mockumentaries, this is the real
thing. It's like best in show, but
nobody's lying to you. It's
100% nonfiction.
There's a part in it where these people
have all these ferrets, dozens of
ferrets, show ferrets,
all these ferrets, and they die because pets die and they're like well i keep them in the freezer here because i get a discount when i get enough of them to bury discount
you gotta fucking evaluate your life when you open your fridge and there's fetuses in it
like think about your life just rethink all of it like what led you to this place? Yeah, just rethink it all.
Real quick, one other line I got to read from this story because it's the best line.
How do you know these people are 100% full of bullshit?
The very last sentence.
The activists also claimed Tuesday that some portion of the Baltimore region's household electricity is generated by burning fetal remains.
No, it's not.
People aren't fuel.
That is the dumbest shit I've ever heard in my entire life.
It takes...
What is this, the Matrix?
Thank you.
That's not how energy works.
You use more energy to burn things that are liquidy.
What the fuck?
Are they...
What?
Do we have to go through this?
Are they stacking them like
cordwood until they age they gotta dehydrate her right what what do you mean every time you make
toast you're like chikung i wonder if this is baby toast is this abortion toast you know what
fuck you i hope it is abortion toast toast abortast. Abortion. Abortion.
There you go.
I'm not even supposed to be here today.
Fuck!
I'm not even supposed to be here today.
I'm not even supposed to be here today.
Oh, fuck you.
So this is a crazy story.
And there's actually two stories that dovetail into this story.
So this story comes from Fox17.com.
Tennessee bill seeks marriage class
for one man and one woman and protects clerks. Oh, it's disgusting. It creates a record of
marital contract at common law to be filed by county clerks and establishes common law marriage
in the state as between one man and one woman. In addition to creating a separate marriage class in
the state, the bill also protects local officials from legal action. The bill states the attorney general would have to
defend local officials and political subdivisions of the state against actions targeting them for
their decision to issue or deny a marriage license. And there's another story. I don't
remember if I put it in the show notes, to be honest. There's another story, but this same bill
in creating this separate marriage license,
it also does not have
age restrictions.
So what this essentially does
is it creates an unlimited
child bride situation
in Tennessee.
And that's not, Cecil, I read a couple
articles about this. It's not unintentional.
Jesus Christ, Tom!
What the fuck, man?
So in Tennessee, they passed a bill not that long ago changing the age from marriage to 17.
But then when they wrote this law that says, actually, you can have this new marriage
certificate, which is between a man and a woman. And then they just quietly took out any age
restrictions, which means a 10-year-old could marry a 40-year-old
in the state of Tennessee.
I saw a picture.
One of the congressmen from there.
I forget where I saw it.
Maybe it was Twitter.
And I got to confirm it.
So this guy in Tennessee, Tom.
What the fuck?
This guy's John Rose.
What the fuck?
They were engaged before she graduated
college, but he awarded
her... Somebody had said
that he had awarded her
a scholarship when she
was 16. That's when they first met.
Oh, that is
fucking appalling.
And then they're married now and they have
two kids or something like that.
But she's decades younger
and he met her specifically through like...
He groomed her back
when she was in high school.
Groomed?
That's a word we hear a lot nowadays, isn't it?
I mean, I'm sorry,
but like if you meet...
Look, like...
When you're a grown-ass man
and you meet a 19 or 16
or 20-year-old person, they're a fucking child.
It's crazy how little they seem. It's crazy how young, it's crazy how little you have.
I work in higher ed. I work in higher ed. They seem like babies. And I, and I'm around,
I'm around people that are 18 to 22. I'm around, I'm around young adults, 18 to 22.
And I will tell you now they seem like little kids to me.
They seem like little tiny kids to me.
In fact, I'm sometimes shocked
that they're in college and can drive a car.
They're that young where I sometimes catch myself.
I run into graduate students.
Now, graduate students are 22 to 26 years old,
most of the time.
Now, they can be older, of course.
But the average age is like 22 to 26 years old most of the time. Now they can be older, of course. Sure. But the average age is like 22 to 26.
And I'm shocked at how young they seem.
Right.
And I'm like, oh, you're a graduate student?
16 is, I have a 16 year old stepson.
Yeah.
He's a, he's in every.
He's a baby.
He is in every way a child.
He's a baby.
There is nothing about him that is not a child. Yeah. Like he's a child. He's not every way a child. He's a baby. There is nothing about him that is not a child.
Yeah.
Like, he's a child.
He's not...
What?
Yeah.
What?
Yeah.
And, like, the woman who...
Like, our babysitter that works for us is...
She was 19 when she started.
And she walked in the door and I was like,
there's no way you're old enough to do this.
Yeah.
And all she was going to do is babysit, man.
That's not a grown-up.
Yeah.
That's not a,
what the fuck is somebody doing
that's a grown-ass person?
We're talking like,
and we're talking like somebody
who's almost 50
meets somebody
who's 16 years old.
16?
You shouldn't,
there's nothing to talk about.
Are you having a relationship?
That's grooming.
And,
you know,
when you take that fucking,
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that number means something, man.
That number means something.
It does.
I know it moves itself
all over the globe.
It's different
all over different states.
It's different.
But man,
there is something
to that number.
And to be, you know,
somebody who's that,
you're right.
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This is great.
This story comes from
Right Wing Watch.
MAGA candidate Mark Burns
urges Christians
to smash the windows
of Antifa activist cars.
Okay, cool.
Let's go check this guy out.
So this guy is ready
to throw hands.
Yeah, he is is he is excited
let me put it on pc here now now the folks who are listening uh to this you won't be able to
see this man get animated but you will certainly be able to hear him be animated you see that
people flag go knock out their window forgive me lord forgive me jesus lord forgive me i'm asking
for forgiveness right now right for'm asking for forgiveness right now.
It was just a thought.
But I'm saying,
the Bible says that the kingdom suffers violence
and the violence taken by force.
The problem is we've been too coward and too weak
and we think that man has authority over us
when we serve a big God
that's given us power and authority.
Oh, that's terrifying.
That's a terrifying bit of tape there. It is. Right? Where somebody's like, well, they don't have any authority. Power and authority. Yeah. Oh, that's terrifying. That's a terrifying bit of tape there.
It is.
Right?
Where somebody's like,
well, they don't have any,
like, they don't have any earthly authority.
We literally have divine authority
to do literally whatever we want.
Yeah.
And it's also,
I love this,
I don't love,
but like,
they're all so fucking pixie choosy
because the Bible also says like,
render unto God what's his
and render unto Caesar what's his. And like,esar what's his and like there's plenty of like bible verses called like do the fucking
thing that you're supposed to do follow the authority yeah but like these guys when it's
convenient for them when it's convenient jesus is a peacemonger yeah when it's inconvenient
well you know when it's convenient he's pounding fucking uh swords into plowshares right and when
it's inconvenient for them...
He's punching a money changer. There's also that
like, yeah, right, yeah, but there's also that thing
where he's like, yeah, go sell your shit and get a sword.
Yeah, buy a couple swords and hire a
mercenary or something. Right, because it's all
fucking, it's a fucking big book full of nonsense.
Hire a black ops
team. Right, call Blackwater.
It's fine.
Call Blackwater, it'll fine. Call Blackwater.
It'll be alright. Jesus has got a Roman guard.
They're just waterboarding.
Betrayed over
every demonic spirit.
So if they're going to knock out a window, you're going to knock out
two of theirs.
Find Antifa's window.
I know. The logistics on this just
don't seem possible.
I'm at a place where they have lost control
and people are now smashing windows in, say, downtown Chicago.
The eye for an eye thing doesn't work
because the Walgreens owner isn't going to look out and say,
I know that guy, I know where he lives, and then go smash my window.
He's got to smash. First of all, he's got to do that twice.
He's got to smash two of your windows.
And he's got to find me. Right. Well, maybe you're carrying windows. He's got to smash. First of all, he's got to do that twice. He's got to smash two of your windows. And he's got to find me.
Right.
Well, maybe you're carrying windows.
Yeah, that's true.
Maybe.
You're one of those guys.
Maybe you're like.
You're like those guys in the old silent movies
where you're carrying a window and some guy.
What the, what world are you living in?
It's like a Charlie Chaplin film.
Right.
I do my own stunts.
I actually, I grabbed this
because this is falling into this new theme of stories that I'm enjoying grabbing, right I do my own stunts I actually I grabbed this because
this is falling into
this new theme
of stories
that I'm enjoying grabbing
which are the
I'm a gonna
I'm a coulda
this is a hundred percent
this guy is like
this guy is one of those guys
who's telling a story
at the bar
about like that one time
that guy said something to him
and then he walked out
and he would have
totally kicked that guy's ass
woulda coulda
I would have kicked that guy's ass.
I came close. Just about a.
Came very close. Just about a, guys.
I might have done it. Get the fuck out of here.
That's what Jesus
said. Go buy two swords.
Come on, brother. Come on, man.
Go buy two swords. So listen, Oregon,
y'all better go buy some swords in the name of Jesus,
right? Go start knocking out some windows.
If they wouldn't...
I know. he's shaking.
I know, he's watching.
Okay, hold on, time out.
Let me be clear.
Let me be clear.
I don't mean violence.
All right, okay, listen.
Wait, no, no, no.
What do you mean you do mean violence?
Like you fucking like legit mean violence.
It's so funny because
he doesn't mean violence when he sees
that his words are going to have an effect that he'll be liable for.
That's what he saw.
What happened, guys, is he looked out into the audience and he saw that he was reaching somebody.
And he understands that an incitement to violence is a form of speech which is not protected.
And he thought, holy shit.
Yeah, or he saw somebody who was shaking their head and saying no.
Or he saw somebody who was shaking their head and saying no, right?
He was saying like, the person's like,
no, I don't believe that.
Because people have, you know, I mean,
you know, look at the different takes
on the Will Smith thing that happened.
Right, yeah, yeah.
Look at the different takes that people had
about somebody who's hit somebody
versus physical violence versus violence against someone
when you're insulting them or whatever.
Like, look at the different takes you saw in that.
And so that's what he's seeing right now
is that there's some sort of moral position
that someone has that's in their gut.
Yeah, right.
And he saw somebody probably in the audience be like,
whoa, I'm not going to go.
What are you talking about?
I wouldn't do that.
And now he's got to walk it back
because now he realized,
oh, I pushed the wrong button.
Be clear because I got Vice News here and they already think that I'm trying to start a civil war.
I'm not trying to start a civil war.
I'm only saying that if they're going to knock out our windows, we'd knock out theirs, too.
That's all I'm trying to say.
This is making sense, though.
Well, you know, we want to do whatever we can to prevent violence, right?
We want to do whatever we can to prevent violence.
We don't want violence.
Right.
But the reality of it is.
But there is self-defense.
There is absolutely self-defense.
And they believe.
And if those windows
can't defend themselves,
I think we need
a Kyle Rittenhouse there
to make sure that
you shoot someone dead
for breaking a window.
These guys are such fucking,
they're such fucking
posturing bullshit artists, right?
It's so ridiculous
and it's so transparent how much, like, well, we don't want violence,
but I sure do like thinking about it.
I sure do like to fantasize.
I do like to fantasize.
I love my Charlie Bronson look.
Right.
Yeah.
When violence is not something that I have to personally contend with the horror of,
I sure do like to jerk us all off to it a little, right?
That's what this is.
Yeah, no, it's 100% of fantasy.
It is.
I believe that we Republicans are soft
and we are quiet
and we are cowering down
to Antifa and Black Lives Matter.
And no, the devil is a liar.
The devil is a liar, right?
Don't let my title confuse you.
I'll tell you.
I've been waiting for Antifa.
I told you, listen, you stop right now.
Let me jump out.
I've been waiting for Antifa, Lord.
She said, they go Antifa.
I'm like, finally, I can see Antifa for the first time.
I'm here.
Come get me.
That's my mentality.
Come get me.
One time, get some.
Run up and get some, right?
The devil is a liar.
I ain't the one.
See, they probably, they go find some skinny, you know, skinny,
you know, unathletic person
and they start pushing them around.
Let them come and push me around.
One of them going to sleep.
I knew you was going to do a Will Smith
if they came up to you.
You was going to do a Will Smith.
I'm a Will Smith in the heartbeat.
I knew it.
I'll put one on the sleep.
So, ineffectually slapped them
while they move on with their day.
Yeah, like ineffectually slapped.
That's your big threat?
That's the big threat, I guess.
Yeah, they'll tell a joke about it and actually they'll come out ahead and you'll lose everything.
That's your fucking plan?
You know, what's crazy to me is like, this guy is like all the other guys that are going to tell the story.
They're going to tell the story about, you don't want to fuck
with me. I'm not the one. I'm not
the one you want to fuck with. Dude, you're
like an older guy.
He's just an old, heavy-set guy
who's loud. You're not
scaring anybody. Right.
But then there's also this weird machismo
thing that just happens.
I mean, it's all just...
It's all nonsense. It's all toxic masculinity amplified through religiosity. And so, yeah. I mean, it's all just... It's all nonsense. And it's all toxic masculinity
amplified through religiosity.
And like you watch this shit and it's
so self-evident and transparent
and gross. And also like
embarrassing for this guy to like listen
to because he's somebody's like
drunk dad posturing in the fucking
driveway. You know, and you're just like, oh
fucking Jesus Christ. I remember
when you threw that football over those mountains.
Football over the mountains.
Also, real quick too,
in all of these fantasies,
Antifa has to come to them.
Because they've never seen
Antifa. Because Antifa's not
a big fucking deal.
These guys make it out like there's Antifa
around every corner. That Antifa's
pulling all the strings and creating all the violence.
And they're all like, well, I'm waiting for Antifa.
It's like, look, man, Antifa's not a big thing.
Have you really even heard much of it in the last year?
No, because it's not a big thing.
It's not a big, it was never a big thing.
It was always a relatively small, fractional political movement with a handful of adherents.
But it's become this boogeyman just like MI-13.
Trump tried to make MI-13 this great big boogeyman. I remember at the beginning of his presidency,
it didn't work. And instead he switched it to BLM and Antifa. And these guys are all excited.
Like there's this Antifa mob of people, but they're all sitting on their hands just like Q
waiting for the fucking actuality to surface. But since it's not real, they never have to throw hands.
Yeah.
No, you never have to, if you never have to, if you never have to encounter it, then it's,
it's essentially a free boast.
Right.
There's no, there's no, I never have to pay the Piper.
Right.
Yeah.
It's like, it's like, it's like the, it's like the Chris Rock joke actually.
That's so good.
It's like, it's like, yeah, it's, it's like Rihanna's panties. Like I's it's like rihanna's panties like i'm boycotting rihanna's panties i wasn't invited i wasn't
invited you know it's like yeah man like you're boycotting this fight you weren't invited yeah
yeah guess there's this one tiny thing that bothers me every day but i do nothing about it
let me write you a prescription for that so that this annual physical that's supposed to be covered by your insurance is now a consultation visit that you have to pay for.
But don't worry, you won't find out until you get the bill in the mail.
Well, thank you so much. I'll see you never again.
This story comes from TheHill.com.
South Carolina House passes bill for doctors to deny care that violates their conscience.
The bill would excuse medical practitioners,
healthcare institutions,
healthcare institutions, guys,
and healthcare payers
from providing care that is inconsistent
with their personal beliefs.
What that means is it's not just the doctor,
it's a hospital,
and it's insurance companies.
If you're a fucking insurance company,
you're going to create an ethical stance
that gets you out of paying for shit because that's in your profit margin. A whole bunch of stuff. Yeah. If you're a fucking insurance company, you're going to create a ethical stance that
gets you out of paying for shit because that's in your profit margin. A whole bunch of stuff.
A whole bunch of stuff. What's interesting is that I wonder if you could maybe have a place that
they all decide that they don't want to treat divorcees, right? Because that morally is
repugnant to some people, right? The Bible is actually much clearer and more stringent on the
top of the core. So a true evangelical, that's why I chose it, right? The Bible is actually much clearer and more stringent on the topic of the poor.
So a true evangelical,
that's why I chose it, right?
A true evangelical,
someone who's very, very close to the Bible,
might think that's even more abhorrent
than like an LGBT person.
So they choose that on there.
What does that do for the rest of the state then?
Sure.
How do prisoners get care?
Yeah, right.
How do prisoners get care?
Let's say you're a person who's been incarcerated and you're
accused of murder or rape. Yeah. I mean, how is, I mean, it's entirely reasonable because again,
this covers not just individual doctors, but institutions, entire institutions and payer
systems. So, you know, who's to say that nobody's going to work for that? You know, that no
institution, you know, we're just, none of us are willing to work to help save the lives and
safeguard the health and safety of any of these prisoners. Or, you know, if you're an insurance
company, wouldn't you say, you know what, our CEO is a staunch evangelical, or, you know, I'm some
guy in the room processing claims, and I'm not going to process claims.
I'm an incel.
I'm not going to process claims for women.
What does a conscience mean?
The problem with a conscience is it doesn't mean the same thing to everybody
and a conscience does not necessarily mean that it is a morally upstanding position.
It could be a shitty position.
Right.
So maybe I'm some fucking asshole
and I'm going to say,
you know what,
I'm not going to process
any claims for people
with names that are hard to pronounce
or I'm not going to process
claims for people
that sound foreign.
Sure.
I'm not going to process
insurance claims.
You know,
I'm not going to allow anyone
to be admitted to my emergency room,
my hospital,
or to provide access
to radiological testing.
Yeah.
This is not how medicine should work.
Yeah.
And this is one of those things, though, that when you start to bring something to its logical
conclusion, this is where you wind up, right?
This is the thing that everybody always is like, oh, slippery slope, slippery slope.
And you're like, no, but the slope does end somewhere.
And this is where it ends, right?
This is the worst. Because they can weed those things in, those lines in Tom about
sexuality, about gender or something like that into here. But instead, they're going even more
broad. Yep. And now when you give the payers the ability to not pay? How often is a payer not going to pay if they can choose not
to? Oh my God. Are you serious? If you were a complete piece of shit, wouldn't you hire a
figurehead CEO that was an evangelical so that you could cut your expenses? Yeah. And then his pay
would be nothing in comparison to what you save.
Yeah.
So if you're an insurer, if I'm Blue Cross Blue Shield or Aetna or Humana or whatever,
wouldn't I see this law, move my corporate headquarters to South Carolina, then install
a figurehead CEO that was an evangelical, and then deny claims based on marital status,
to your point.
Yeah.
Deny claims based on lifestyle choices.
Yeah.
Deny claims based on sexual preference, sexual identity, gender identity.
Wouldn't you deny as many claims as you could based on conscience?
Yeah.
I mean, it's money in the bank.
Literally, why would you not do that?
It's money in the bank. Literally, why would you not do that? It's money in the bank.
If you just care about money.
And especially when you're talking about a system like ours,
we literally created the capitalist system for healthcare.
Yeah.
And the capitalist system for healthcare
wrings as much money out of us as possible
and pays all kinds of CEOs a shit ton of money, right?
It wrings all the money it can out of us
and then denies us coverage
because that's cheaper
than giving us coverage.
And if you give them that out,
that's another way for them to fuck you.
It's yet another way.
It's like these health insurance scam companies
that are religious.
Oh, yeah.
It's basically the same thing,
but now it's state-sponsored.
It is.
I will eat your leftist ass like Lauren from The Cobb.
I'm a pain.
I will eat you.
I will eat your ass.
I will eat your ass.
That's why I want the globalists to know
I will eat your ass first.
I swear to God,
it's the last thing I do.
This story comes from Right Wing Watch.
Marjorie Taylor Greene calls
LGBTQ movement predatorial, promises
Alex Jones legislation.
I grabbed this story, Cecil,
because I was like, there's still
people going on the Alex Jones show.
This is a fucking sitting congresswoman.
On the Alex Jones show.
Alex Jones?
What do you
have to do as Alex Jones?
Thank you.
What do you have to do?
Does he have to do as Alex Jones? Thank you. What do you have to do? Does he have to do an atrocity in order for some...
Because you could even argue
that his handling of Sandy Hook was an atrocity.
Yeah, it was.
Yes.
Yeah.
How...
I mean, Alex...
The fact that Alex Jones is not politically toxic
to these troll faction congress people is i mean
that's all it's almost all i care about in this story i mean i care about the story but like
holy shit what we need this needs to be disqualifying alex jones at this point has lost his lawsuit. Yeah.
He's the actual worst.
Yeah.
He's a terrible person.
And then to come on his show, but then, you know,
like the thing is, is like, these are two peas in a pod though.
I know.
And I want to read what Green said.
Oh yeah, please.
So this is something that, this isn't in the article.
This is actually, I had to track this down.
So Green said that if her daughter had a trans summer cap counselor,
her husband would beat them into the ground and they would be in jail. This is exactly how we need to stand up against this stuff. Jones followed Green's comment by raising the dubious
specter of nationwide threat to children, falsely claiming that trans inclusivity means full grown
men would be showering with young girls.
Quote, even if you don't have daughters, you can imagine what it's like to have a full grown man
around the country showering with your daughters because they say they are a biological woman.
End quote. Invoking her previous violent remarks, Green replied, quote,
we have to draw the line in the sand and say that we are not
willing to cross it. This is such
perversion, end quote.
It's all straw man. It's all straw man.
None of that's happening. And
holy fuck, this dude's just going to like, if
somebody exists that is trans
near him, he's going to beat them and
go to jail. You're married to
a psychopath. Yep.
Like, holy shit. And you shouldn't excuse it.
You shouldn't be like,
that's just how he is.
And that's,
and,
and like,
and not just excuse it,
but like celebrate,
celebrate that shit,
man.
What the fuck?
It's,
it's,
it's,
this is,
that's fucking lynching.
Yeah.
Like that.
We got,
we,
we have a thing where you can't just decide that some people are guilty and attack them
viciously as a fucking
vigilante mob or vigilante individual you can't do that what the fuck what the i i am i'm at a
place where i look at this and i'm like this woman went to that fucking nick fuentes yeah racism
conference where nick fuentes joked about
like, they say it's like Hitler,
like that's a bad thing.
Now she's on the Alex Jones show.
This isn't hidden. This isn't like
maybe kind of, sort of.
This is overt,
aggressive, in
our face.
Yeah.
And it's allowed somehow to continue.
There's nothing dis to continue. I,
there's nothing disqualifying.
No idea how she can stand.
And then we didn't cover this,
but Madison Cawthorn,
uh,
like last week was talking to people about how they're like orgies and Coke
orgies or whatever.
And then they like,
they like told them what the fuck,
like you can't just go out and make up lies and shit,
but you have this cohort of people who
literally say anything yeah and you know we grew up with this idea that there was limits on them
that they had to have this sort of decorum but there's that there's something about it
i mean i used to think serious people were in charge me too man and my whole life i did i i i think that for a
long time serious people now bad people often but serious people were in charge and now not like
we're we're gonna kill ourselves through irony they're like fucking clowns man like you're a
fucking clown that guy's a clown she's evil. Like, the more I hear about this woman,
the more I absolutely loathe her.
Like, celebrating transphobia,
talking to him about it,
and, like, making up lies
to incriminate trans people for...
So you can justify a fantasy of beating them?
Yeah, just so you could have
your weird Charlie fucking Bronson fantasy
of your husband punching someone?
You're pathetic and disgusting.
You're a terrible person.
How is there no test for you not to be in office?
Right.
And is there nothing anymore that can be said that is awful enough to be disqualified i i i feel like we've we've veered so far that i don't have
any idea anymore genuinely i don't know what can be said anymore that um matters yeah that could
like look at look at trump right before 2016 talking about sexually assaulting with bragging
sure about sexually assaulting that's a big deal yeah that should be a big deal and it just wasn't no is it it just wasn't just wasn't and like now
you've got alex jones who's a genuinely terrible human being awful person just i mean an indefensibly
awful lunatic person on the absolute fringe of society who is now having sitting Congress people having their weird fucking diddle fantasy about
beating the shit out of fucking marginalized people so they can hang out together and enjoy
this fantasy horror. And we're just like, yeah, all right. And that's second most influential
Republican in Congress. And, and, you know, we're, we're not, we might not get a chance to cover it,
but we should talk about it at least briefly. There's this push from the Democrats
to try to put this rule in place
that makes it so there is at least
some sort of ethics rules
around sitting Supreme Court justices
so that there's rules around
which they should recuse themselves.
Because right now it's just a handshake agreement.
It's just, should I recuse myself? If I want to, I will. I don't have to. But there's no real pressure.
And what they're trying to do is create some sort of rules. I really wish that somebody would have
came in. I wish Biden would have made this one of the points to come in and be like, no, we're
going to put rules in place that make it so none of this shit is possible anymore. Yeah, man, we
need to have ethics. Yeah. We need to have
serious people back in charge. We need to
get rid of meme culture
in the halls of power. Yeah.
We can't
troll our way out of
horror. Yeah. We cannot
joke and like silly our
fucking way and be like, everything's just a joke
when you take it seriously.
That's when I was joking. Yep. Yep. Because it's it's all bullshit yeah what it is is all bullshit meant to like
rile up these people and then to diffuse the legitimate concerns of those of us who see the
dog whistles and in this case the fucking dog calls yeah for exactly what they are sure it's it's
we we've got to cut the fuck out like we have to stop it's bad
and it's it's getting worse all the time and we have real serious problems that we're never
going to contend with when these are the people in charge of solving them yeah vince you said
before you were waiting for a sign what sign are you waiting for gozer the traveler he will come
in one of the pre-chosen forms during the rectification of the valdrzer the traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification
of the Valdrani, the traveler came as a large and moving Torb. Then during the third reconciliation
of the last of the McKettrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him, that of a giant slore.
Many Shubs and Zuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the slore that day,
I can tell you. Oh my God, this story's from Salon.com, and I almost never grab shit from Salon. I know
Salon's problematic, but this
seemed worth it.
Paul Gozar blames staff for his
appearance at white nationalist
conference for the second year.
So the same fucking
AFPAC that Nick Fuentes
conference. When they say for the
second year, isn't it the second
time this year?
Yeah.
Yes.
Yeah.
Twice.
It just happened.
Twice. It just happened.
Right.
Yeah.
Twice.
And Paul Gosar is like,
he puts out this statement like,
ah, we've been really busy and understaffed,
so yeah, no way.
Get the fuck out of here.
You're never so understaffed
that somehow you wind up at a KKK rally.
Thank you. You know what I mean? You can't just
accidentally wind up there. You're not
understaffed. You're just
indiscriminate.
And that's your fault. Well, at
best, you're indiscriminate.
And you're right. And you're right.
I am being generous here by saying
that because it could be that he's
intentionally a white nationalist. That's 100% possible. I am being generous here by saying that because it could be that he's intentionally a white nationalist. Right.
And that's 100%
possible. I will say
if you've gone there twice,
my money's on you're a fucking white nationalist.
How do you make the same mistake twice?
So
or you have like white nationalists on
your staff that don't care. Right. But also
like you gave a speech. Yeah.
You you gave a speech. That. You, you gave a speech.
That's the other thing too,
is right.
You could,
you could walk in and be like,
fuck,
did that guy just say Hitler's not,
Hitler's kind of,
you leave.
Peace out,
yo.
Right.
That's the thing.
That's,
that's why I'm completely like,
look around,
read the room,
look at the agenda.
Who's on there?
Who are these people?
You,
if you're,
if you want to tell me that you're fucking in charge and you did nothing, you did no homework, you had no spine, I don't buy it.
You know what?
We didn't go to a conference.
We were able to check it out.
We both work.
We both have three jobs.
Yeah, man.
It was Mythicist Milwaukee.
Yeah, we decided not to go.
Yeah, it was the year before Sargon.
No, it was the Sargon year. We. We got... No, it was the year of Sargon.
It was the year of Sargon.
We peaced out well before.
That's true.
They had us on the thing,
and we said,
no, man, we're not going.
We're not going.
Like, you can't just put us on your docket
without asking us.
And they literally did.
They said we're going to be speaking.
They did before they even talked to us.
And then we're like,
well, who else is going to be there?
And then we talked to some people
because we didn't know the names.
We didn't know the names.
I'd never heard of Sargon.
And they're like,
nah, man,
that dude's like a fucking crazy person.
We're like,
oh, shit.
And we just said,
nah, man, we're good.
We're not going.
And it's the easiest conference
for us to get to.
I could drive there
in an hour and 15 minutes.
Hilariously,
I ended up going.
Yeah.
Just as a spectator.
Yeah.
So like,
not as a,
I didn't attend it i went there to to
fuck with sarga a little but like yeah man like it would be the it would be seriously the easiest
thing we've ever done but there is the it's it's less than five minutes of due diligence yeah to
figure out that nick fuentes literally just google nick fuentes right oh it's afpac oh who runs that
nick fuentes google him oh he's a white nationalist because he says he is. You know what I mean? Like it's that easy. I don't buy it at all. I think these guys are fucking white nationalists. I think that what they do is they go and they go to these fucking conferences and they whip these guys up and they know that the only people who are going to be outraged are you and I who don't give a shit we're never going to vote for this guy anyway it doesn't matter and Gozar the Gozarian
is going to wind up being
part of the fucking
Congress again
it's not going to
not going to stop
it's
but it is
you can't keep
if he does it again
yeah
you know the thing is
it's like
fool me once
shame on you
what should happen
to that guy from Iowa
Steve whatever the fuck
his name was
Steve King that guy got fucking censored, whatever the fuck his name was. Steve King. Steve King.
That guy got fucking censored.
Is he still there?
No, he didn't win his last election.
He didn't win his last election.
Yeah, but I mean, Marjorie Taylor Greene
got kicked off all her committee assignments
for being the worst.
She hasn't been censored, though.
You know what I mean?
There's a level of...
Because that guy was like,
what's wrong with...
He said out loud,
what's wrong with white nationalists?
Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did. He's like with he like said all out what's wrong with white national yeah he did
yeah he did he's like oh yeah everyone's getting all worked up about being a nazi these days
what's crazy about anyways sing hail whoa oh i got this weird salute i do to everybody christ
my steps are a little goose like if you know what i mean i gotta go to the dry cleaners and pick up
my brown shirts.
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Like so much.
Tom,
this is so disturbing.
Keith sent this in
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Fucking yikes. It's a QAnon mailer. Like straight up QAnon mailer. In your fucking mailbox. In your
mailbox, QAnon mailer. Crazy Q shit. They are weird and crazy. And I like, I can't call it up.
And they have a QR code. And I think like, who the fuck is scanning this QR code with their phone?
Of course it's a QR code. I mean, come on. is scanning this QR code with their phone?
I mean come on. Oh you got a good point.
Don't be ridiculous. I mean of course. That's god damn it.
No but seriously man like these are straight up crazy and
this is showing up in your
like these people went to like traditional
media. They started out in the
like the weird recesses
of the deep dark
media and they worked their way up into this. Now they're almost traditional. It's in the weird recesses of the deep, dark media,
and they worked their way up into this.
And now they're almost traditional.
It's proof once again that nothing stays on the internet and just lives there.
Everything has real world consequences.
We got a ton of messages from a bunch of people
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but also how great it was to listen to someone
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to how bad it can be for women in Texas
and other places based on these laws.
And it was shocking to us
and it was shocking to our audience.
And we can't thank Jessica enough
for taking the time out to come talk to us.
And I know for sure,
we will be reaching back out to Jessica again
in the future if anything happens down there
or in other states, we may reach back out to her.
She was such a wonderful guest.
Great guest.
And she did such a great job of explaining these things
to help people understand the gravity of how abortion is necessary and how it's getting taken away.
And we got so many messages this week of affirmation, which were basically saying, I got an abortion when I was young, or I had a friend who got an abortion.
And there were so many people who came out and said, yeah, it's not a hard decision, and I it and I'm happy and I'm healthy because of it.
And I had kids afterwards. And so, you know, it should be something that is available to people.
And the fact that we guard it is something that is just a holdover from a shittier time.
It is. It needs to be normalized and it needs to be made available to everyone and not closed off for its fucking 26
states. Yeah, it's half the country.
It's insane how much. Unbelievable.
We got a message from Stormy
Decisis and they sent us a
long message about
Ginny Thomas and they talk about
intelligence versus rationality
and they sent along a paper
from the
Cambridge Handbook of Intelligence.
I don't, Stormy decides to sound real honest.
I don't know if I'm smart enough to read your paper.
I'm just going to say.
This is evidently a chapter in a book, it sounds like.
I did not get an opportunity to read it.
I haven't had an opportunity to look at it either yet,
but I will.
And it looks, and I want to thank you
for sending such an in-depth piece of literature
to read about this topic
because it is an interesting topic.
Yeah, it is.
And the idea is that there is a difference
between general intellectual ability and rationality.
Yeah.
That the two don't necessarily correlate with one another.
Yeah.
And that's an interesting idea.
So this week, we recorded with Seth Andrews on our show before.
So we did a show with him beforehand,
before we recorded.
So the show may be a little short this week,
but we'll be on his show in the future.
We also did a really interesting live stream this week.
We had our first annual potties,
our podcast awards.
They were beautiful, guys.
And they were beautiful. And you have to tune in
to our livestream to know
who got...
We awarded two awards. One for
outstanding achievement in
commercial performance. And one
in outstanding podcast
achievement. And
two people got awards. And I'm not going to tell you
who they were. I'm not going to
spoil the surprise, but the, the, the trophies, the podcast award trophies are top notch.
A beautiful, and the speeches, the speeches were wonderful, moving speeches. You don't want to
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Who won?
Maybe it was you.
You don't know.
You don't know.
And I will also say
no one was physically assaulted
in the making.
At our award show.
In the making of this.
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