Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast - Zac Oyama, Erin Keif, Will Hines

Episode Date: September 23, 2024

Crunchkin the Goblin, chimney sweep Pip Whistle, and automotive expert Billy Sly Car Guy join Scott for the CBB roundtable! They’ll discuss and break down the issues of the day which include Florida, pizza toppings, and alternate history. Get tickets for the Comedy Bang! Bang! Into Your Mouth Tour 2024 over at https://CBBWorld.com/tour Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link https://siriusxm.com/cbb and code CBB.

Come now, Juliet, come with haste, spread those cheeks and let me taste. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. Hmm. I'm not sure how I feel about that, but thank you to Cornelius Jorts for that catchphrase submission and welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. Oh boy, September is wrapping up, is it not? As the days count up, the days count down to the end of September. And this month is no exception to that.

And we have a very special treat for you for this week of Comedy Bang Bang because it is election season and the issues of the day are all on the table. We are all wondering exactly what is going to be occurring within our political season and what is most important is how do the candidates stand on the issues. And so I want to, I wanted to reach out to the common man and woman and see how they felt about the issues of the day. And hopefully that'll better inform all of us. And of course, what am I talking about?

I'm talking about the CBB round table. That's right. The CBB round table, it's an innovative new addition to the show. It's only taken us 15 years to get to it, and here it is. It's basically, we're going to introduce some people here on the show, just a cross section of people

from this United States of America and perhaps beyond. And we're going to talk to them about what is happening in the world today. So let us Terry know further. By the way, my name is Scott Aukerman. I'm the host of Comedy Bang Bang. Thank you so much for listening to the CBB Roundtable. Let's get to it.

Let's introduce everyone. I'm gonna start on my left and go clockwise. We have just a cross section of America and perhaps beyond here. I am reading, he is a goblin. Please welcome Crunchkin the Goblin. Greetings, Scott. Greetings.

I'm of course Crunchkin the Goblin and I am here to fulfill our blood contract of me staying in your guest room on Airbnb. Oh, I don't remember the blood contracts that, that when did we? Online. Online? When you suggest, when you put this room up,

I selected it, I went over to fonts, I clicked color and I selected blood. And I believe you did as well. It doesn't sound like something I would do, but maybe I just kept it on whatever you had, but... Should I take it up with corporate? Corporate at Airbnb? I don't have corporate at my house, unfortunately. Well, what kind of house is this?

I'm sorry, so you're staying here tonight? Is that what's happening? Tonight through the weekend for GoblinCon. Oh, GoblinCon. Okay, wonderful. That's here in Los Angeles? Here in LA every millennia. Okay, and where are you from originally? Florida. Okay, wonderful. So I have a lot to say about the current times, if you will.

So now the last GoblinCon happened in 1024? Exactly. Okay, well, in Los Angeles, whatever it was back then. Back in Los Angeles was very young. It's when the goblins got together and we, it's sort of where creators meet up and we. Oh, that sounds so fun. Well, welcome.

Yeah, I'll fluff the pillows for you. It's great to have you here. Thank you. You're quite welcome. Let us now go clockwise around to the one o'clock position to me. Let's see, they are a chimney sweep. Please welcome Pip Whistle. Hello, tip of the hat, wing of the eye.

I'm Pip Whistle, I'm a chimney sweeper. I'm a little boy and I'm the last of my kind. Oh, okay, wonderful, a chimney sweep. People, you know, a lot of places don't have chimneys anymore, so it must be getting harder and harder to find work. Exactly, you know, a lot of places don't have chimneys anymore, so it must be getting harder and harder to find work. Exactly.

But here in Los Angeles, people are trying to make a return to the old ways. They're getting chickens and they're eating whole foods and they're hiring little chimney sweeps to clean their chimneys. All right. Yeah. Well, welcome to the show. It's so wonderful. Where are you originally from?

England I am, but by way of Florida. So I've got lots to say about the current political climate. Okay, two Floridians here That's one of the chances. Yeah, where what part of Florida are you both from? Maybe you know each other Wow my god my goblin god Who is your goblin god, by the way? Who do goblins worship? Kael'thras. Kael'thras. Oh, great. Uh-huh.

Scarlet, I'm coming right from your chimney. I was in right there right before I came down here. Oh, that's great. It'll be clean for you. Wow. Yes. Crunchkin. Mm-hmm. So I can use it. I can use the chimney?

Sure, yeah. What do you usually use? Get snug. Oh, sure. Is that where you want to sleep tonight? Because I was going to make you usually use? Get snug. Oh, sure, oh. Is that where you want to sleep tonight? Because I was going to make up the spare bed, but. There's a spare bed? There is one, yeah.

Okay, then I'll, we'll make a game time decision. Scott, it's a real mess up there in your chimney. All the scripts that your friends have sent you to read over the years, or lining the walls like wallpaper. You didn't even crack those open, you just threw them in the fire. Oh, they're still sealed with the candle wax. Mm-hmm.

Oh, dear. You didn't write a single script, your friends, had you? Well, you know, it's hard to find the time. I'm writing my own scripts. How am I supposed to read theirs? You know, I'll just watch them whenever they're made. There's some good stuff up there, Scott. I've been reading it while I'm on the top.

Really? What's the best one? John Hamm wrote a really beautiful, beautiful script about you, Scott, and your friendship. About me and my friendship with John? Mm-hmm. Oh, that's, uh, how's it end? Well, it ends because it was very meta. He thought that you weren't reading his scripts and you two get into a big fight about it. We got into that fight.

Uh-huh. Oh my God, so he just, was he, was he wearing a wire? Did he transcribe everything? I guess he was. Wow. Truth in art and truth in comedy, that's what I always say, Scott. You say truth in comedy? I wrote truth in comedy, I did.

Oh wow, okay. Well, we'll talk about that in a little bit. Let me introduce our next guest, going around the horn at approximately the four o'clock position to me. He is apparently an automotive expert. Please welcome Billy Sly Car Guy. Hey, Scotty. Hey, you have that gravel in your voice that fits the working man.

Yeah, I'm a regular, authentic blue collar man. Have always been born and bred. So you were born blue collar? Born blue collar. From to a white collar family. Oh, you were a family of stockbrokers. And I slid out of my mommy with a, with a, with a Michelob in my hand and a TV guide from 1979.

Oh, wow. What was going on in 1979? Just blue collar stuff was on TV. Yeah. Boy, those were the good old days. Tell me about it. Now the elites with their successions. Their season-long arcs.

Meta-commentary on the state of the industry. Give me some episodes where it's just Archie hates a cab driver. Yeah. Archie and Jughead, of course. Archie and Jughead. You're talking about Riverdale? I'm talking about the animated Archie's cartoon. Oh, okay. A real blue collar fair.

Yeah, wow. It's so wonderful to have you. Billy Sly Car Guy. That's right. You are an automotive expert of some sort? Huge. Huge in what way? What do you mean? I'm a tall man.

Oh, you are very tall. Thank you. Do you mind standing up? I don't mind at all, here I go. Oh, you already were standing up. No! I thought you was a chimney at first. You were so tall. I wasn't standing, and. Here I go. Oh, you already were standing. No! I thought you was a chimney at first. I wasn't standing and now I am!

Whoa! Your head almost shot through my roof. Down here I go. OK, tall. That's what I mean. Big, huge expert. Literally a huge automotive expert. But you know a lot about cars? Medium.

My passion is high. I'm an enthusiast. OK, why call yourself car guy? That implies that I disagree. It implies I mean, I'm you disagree with what? I never got to finish my fucking sentence. OK, what is it? What is it?

It implies that you are an expert on how to fix cars. Oh, no, I agree with that. Thank you. But I'm looking to subvert expectations. Oh, that's so cool. In a fun way. In a fun way. In a fun way. Oh, great. Yeah.

So how does one change one's alternator? Oh, I guess you go to a mechanic and say, what can you do for me? You know? These are helpful tips? Hey, I mean, that's what I would do. Maybe you just know a little bit more about like styles of cars. Yes, exactly. I'm a fan, a fan of automobiles. Okay, what's your favorite type of car?

A classic Cadillac. Cadillac Classic 1953. Were they making Cadillacs back then? Um, yes. Yes. I mean, they only had one model. So we retroactively call it Classic. Oh, okay. Classic Cadillac. The original classic Cadillac version one. Version one? Yeah, yeah, incredible. And what do you like about that particular car? It's, I like, I like, I like how rectangular it is, you know? Nothing round.

Yeah. Everything sharp, the edges, you know, you look at a 1950s car, they're boxy. Yeah, not a lot of round cars out there. Like spheres with wheels. Not yet. Although the wheels, they're round. Fully. You can't disagree with that, can you? I mean, I want to so badly.

Although if you look at a wheel straight on, it looks like a rectangle. See, you're becoming a car guy. It's a lot about shapes. Really, that's all there is to it? Being a car guy is just like determining the different shapes, like steering wheel, what is that? Ooh, well, what are we looking?

If I'm driving, it's round. But if I'm plummeting from the air, it's a line. If I throw myself off a skyscraper, I've never done it. Knock on wood, I never will. But if I were to, and I plummeted towards towards an automobile and the last thing I saw was a steering wheel I'd be like, it's a lie. Yeah, what about the radio dial? Okay, again, if I'm driving that's interesting. So if I'm driving it's oblong oval, right? Because I'm looking at it from an angle. I guess I don't know that my radio is low. Oh

Oh, down to your knees and you keep the radio that low. So it's a choice. That's low. Oh, oh, down at your knees? You keep the radio that low? So it's a choice. That's right. I like to reach down and feel like I'm a trucker. Like going for the CB. Sure, yeah. But I'm not. Yeah, you like to fiddle with that thing.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Love to fiddle. Oh, really? Are you a musician? Aspiring. In what way are you aspiring? I wish I was. Do you play anything?

Nothing. Never tried. Never even tried. But it's on my list. What do you think would happen if you were to pick up, say, a guitar or something? Can you imagine? Can you imagine?

Maybe I'm great. At this point, there's no way of knowing. Do you know about chords or? I mean, I've heard of them. Okay. You mean, do I know how to play them and what notes, I've heard of them. Okay. You mean, do I know how to play them and what notes and stuff? Sure, yeah.

No. So why do you think you might be great? Well, just some people are. Yeah, that's true. Right? Well, some people become great after like maybe a day. These are prodigies. Yes, exactly.

They're not great when they first pick it up. They need a whole day. So you think you'll be great from the jump. Someone statistically has to be, well, maybe it's one of those things where it's like the speed of light, where it's not technically instantaneous. Yeah, that's what I mean.

It's like someone picks it up and goes, dunk, dunk, dunk, dunk, and goes, oh, I see, and then figures out how to do it. And it took them all that time. Yeah, they still need that amount of time. They don't just pick it up and like immediately go, oh, I bet if I put my finger here. I don't mean to go very esoteric,

but have you heard of the guitarist named Prince? Uh, yeah, of course. Okay. I saw an interview with him where he showed the first song he learned. Okay. I say interview, but it was on stage and there was a lot of people watching the concert. Yes, that's right. Not an interview.

But he was talking. Although concerts sort of are interviews where the audience sort of screams and claps. Those are like questions. It's like a conversation. Yeah. So it's often if I'm at a concert, I'm like, what is this really? That's a good point. Yeah.

So wait, are you ever going to get to what Prince was talking about? He played the first song he ever learned and it was a pretty simple little sort of, I don't get, I'm not technical, but just like strummed a couple of times, sing along with it, almost like a campfire sort of. Okay. Then he played the second song he learned and it was an incredible funk masterpiece. And I was like, that is a sharp learning curve. Wow. Yeah. So maybe you'll get there. You never know. You never know. Car Guy. Yep. Here to talk about cars. And I was like, that is a sharp learning curve.

Wow. Yeah. So maybe you'll get there. You never know. You never know. Car guy. Yep. Here to talk about cars.

Billy Sly. And I love the issues of the day. The issues of the day. That's what we're here to talk about. And I'm from Florida. Where? Florida, Connecticut. Oh, okay.

Town in Connecticut. A little town in Connecticut. Florida. Yeah, I don't mean to belittle it by calling it little, but. It's very little. No, the town and the state. What's the population? Let me check.

Got a little tracker here. We're up to 500. Oh, really? A baby was born? Looks like it. We were 499 this morning. Florida's on the verge of being eradicated from Connecticut for being too small. They want to absorb us into Litchfield.

Really? It would emerge? Yeah. Yeah. I'm so- Really? It would emerge? Yeah. Yeah. I'm so sorry. Hey, thank you so much. Hey, you're, it's okay.

I have empathy for the common man, like yourself, with a gravelly working class voice. Yeah. That seems to have gone away. You don't run into that these days, so I really- No, no, no. It's- Oh, it's still gravelly. It's gonna be there.

We're gonna hold on to it. You gotta keep it going. Thank you, Crunchkin. Yes. And if anybody notices it going away, just give me a little notice and it'll come right back. Yeah, Crunchkin, your voice is a little... Famously gravelly as well. Yeah.

That's due to being a goblin. Yes, this is sort of a standard goblin voice. Warriors have gravelly voices. Working class people have gravelly voices. And-class people have gravelly voices mm-hmm And I'm not a warrior. I should say I'm a creator. Oh Look big and strong. Thank you. I mean it part of your carrying a battle axe as well Yeah, I have a lot of my creation is about like blood street done your shoulders, and you have been snacking on literal gravel over there Yeah, he gravel I swing a battle axe around I do war cries, I'm not much of a warrior.

Okay, right, how many battles have you been in? Thousands, 15,000, but that's for a goblin. Sure, and you've never been killed in one. Never been killed, I've slain many. What's your body count, bro? That's a little personal. That's a little personal, but. I mean, enemies that you've slain.

You promise not to judge me. Sure, sure. 50,000. 50,000? Congrats. Including other goblins, including dwarves and elves and all. What's the hardest thing to kill? I'd say probably a cave troll.

Cave troll, really? Because they're hiding in caves? They're hiding in caves. They take up pretty much the whole cave until you're like, you walk into a thing, the back of a cave and the cave troll. Really? So a cave troll is exactly shaped like a cave, but just at like, sort of just sliding through it. Yeah.

Like, uh, imagine the, uh, worm and, uh, in dune. It's just basically the size of the area. I can kind of imagine it. Yeah. It's very similar. Yeah. Imagine harder. Worm.

Yeah. Yeah. But imagine that. Yeah. Hey, you said it. You know it. Why are you guys high-fiving right now? My guy over here. And then of course Pip Whistle here. You ever seen Dude? Oh, no. I'm not tall enough to get into the movie theater court. Oh really? Is it a height requirement at the movie theater? Mm-hmm. That's a shame. They think I would die in there. Oh.

I have too fragile a constitution, Mr. Occaminsa. How old of a little boy are you, by the way? Mm-hmm. Mm. Ah. Very small. Very small. You're a very small boy.

I'm very small. My vest is three sizes too big. Can't you see? What's the dirtiest chimney you've ever swept up? Well, I'm in Los Angeles, so there's plenty of dirty chimneys there is. I don't, it has the cadence of a joke, but I don't quite know exactly what it means.

Me neither. Gwyneth Paltrow's chimney was a wreck. Really? What a slam. Took me a year and a half to clean out that thing. A year and a half? Disgusting. What was going on in that? Oh, all those goop products

really take a number on a chimney. She puts basically anything up there, crystals, drugs, anything goes up that chimney. She puts anything up there. She puts anything up there. If you've watched her TV show, she'll put anything up there. Wow, incredible. Well, you all are a cross section of America She'll put anything up there. If you've watched her TV show, she'll put anything up there. Wow.

Incredible. Well, you all are a cross section of America and beyond here. Two Floridians, well, three technically, but two from the same Florida, one from a different Florida. Uh-huh. And you've met every other Floridian Billy Sly car guy? Except for the one just born. Yes.

Really? Who's your favorite? Well, now you're going to get me in trouble. Well, that's sometimes what I'm going to do on this show. I'll be sporting about it. My favorite Floridian, speaking of course of the Floridian Connecticutans, that'd have to be Max Hendricks. Max Hendricks. Max Hendricks.

We're deciding between Max and Jane, the brother and sister. But I think Max is my number one. Really? So Max and Jane Hendricks, are they neighbors of yours? I guess everyone is kind of a neighbor. Brother and sister, we're all kind of neighbors, but they do live a few streets over. Few streets over. How long have you known Max and Jane?

Since I moved into town, probably five years, five years now. Okay, where did you move from? New York City. Because you were born to the white collar, they were stockbrokers. Yeah, that's right. That's right. But I want my people. Although I love my parents dearly.

Do you? They're still with us though. They are. Knock on wood. Is Connecticut famously a blue collar state? I feel like you could have gone a little further afield. they are. Wonderful. Knock on wood. Wonderful. Is Connecticut famously a blue collar state? Yeah. I feel like you could have gone a little further afield.

I meant to go all the way up to Maine and sort of be with fishermen and sort of, you know, lobster trappers. Yeah, you know, but I got comfy. I was traveling through Florida, Connecticut. That must have happened a lot when people, when they settled the West, you know, people came from back East and they got all the way to like- St. Louis or something. Yeah, and they were like, this is fine.

This is great. Yeah, why are we, the arches are here. This is beautiful. Why are we going in front of it? Why do we leave actually, to stay here? But then some people were just not satisfied, they wanted to keep going west. Which I guess means that everybody who lived

on the West Coast is the hardest to satisfy. That's right. The grouchiest people. Well, they're also the hardiest people who hardest to satisfy. That's right. The grouchiest people. Well, they're also the hardiest people who could survive anything. That's right. Yeah, well, they always talk about these left coast elites. No, we're tough people.

Yeah, and, you know, fed up jerks. What do you mean? Just like, you know, you must not have liked St. Louis wasn't good enough for you. Yeah, St. Louis wasn't good, Chicago wasn't good enough for you. Denver was a piece of shit in your eyes. You just kept going.

Everything's a we want more. Only the Pacific Ocean could stop the grouchiness. It's a beautiful ocean though. Love it. You gotta admit. Number two in my book. Would you move to Malibu if you had the chance? In a heartbeat.

Another blue collar on play. Classic blue collar. Yeah. I mean, someone's gotta be, sorry. Crunchkin, what do you have planned for DragonCon? Is it Dragon, no, sorry, GoblinCon? That's in Atlanta. GoblinCon is downtown.

Well, it's just a great place for goblins to meet up from all over to meet about whatever sort of creator-inspired activities they are doing these days. Right, and you have your battle axes, you design. I design these battle axes, I swing them, I teach you how to swing them in war. How hard could it be? Yeah, can I try, can I pick it up?

Okay. Okay. As you can see. Whoa! Oh, jeez. I nicked you there. Oh, that's dumb. Really slidey.

That's quite all right. It's okay? I'm huge. You can take a lot out of me, I'll grow back. It almost looks like the ear's dumb. Really slide. That's quite all right. It's okay? I'm huge. You can take a lot out of me, I'll grow back. It almost looks like the ear sealed right back up. Yeah. Yeah, look at that. Wow.

It nicked your ear, it did. Healed pretty fast. Topical. Yeah, do you want a bandaid on that ear? Of course, we'll be talking about the issues of the day at some point, but it's very exciting for you to be here. Oh, I feel like anywhere I can go where I can sleep for the night

and then also get to talk about my social media. I'm Gob-Tock. What are your handles? Oh, it's crunchkin underscore goblin USA. Oh, okay, was crunchkin taken and then crunchkin goblin. And then so you had to add a USA. I had to add a USA. That's okay, you're from the USA.

It makes sense, right? It makes sense that it would have USA at the end. It's good, right? I'm looking at your social media and it looks like it all leads back to your Venmo. Are you strapped for catch right now? You gotta use any avenue these days. Good for you.

It's about all of the different tendrils you can send out to get you money. A lot of these videos are you begging it seems like. Please give me the galaxies on Gob Talk. You're crying in the verse. Please give me the universes. On Gob Talk you can send universes to someone. Oh really? Type of currency that...

Oh what would one do with a universe? A universe you would rule it. And then... How many universes do you rule, bro? Oh, 500. 500 universes? 500. That's a pretty personal question.

You're asking some personal questions. Equivalent of $17. Oh, interesting, yes. It's like managing 500 department complexes. Look, it eventually evens out. It's a lot of work at the start. But the infrastructure is, yeah. Once you get it up and running, it sort ofs out. It's a lot of work at the start. But the infrastructure is, yeah. Once you get it up and running,

it sort of amortizes. Runs its house. Interesting. And Pip Whistle, of course. The very same. How did you get out here to Los Angeles from Florida? Well, my parents drove me. Did they? Oh, so you're not a little orphan boy?

No, wait, that's a little offensive. I'm sorry, we've had little orphan boys on the show before, so I just not a little orphan boy? No, that's a little offensive. I'm sorry, we've had little orphan boys on the show before, so I just wanted to make sure. You're different. You see a small British boy with soot in his face in a vest like mine, holding out his hands like this, and you just assume orphan. Oh, why are you holding your hands out like that?

Because I want some more, please, can I have some more? Some more what? Please, anything, sir. Just anything. Anything, sir. All right, here's a little not Just anything. Anything, sir. All right. Here's a little notepad. Oh, thank you.

Lots of drawings of cars on this. I feel like it's for you. These are like what a fourth grader would draw. Well, you know, I never said I was an artist, but there's a classic Cadillac right on page one. It's just a, it looks like a box with two circles on the bottom. And page two's a true baby blue Continental. Well, my parents drove me out here and we live in those apartments for child stars.

Oh yeah, the, what do you call those again? Yeah, you know the ones. Like the bank. Yes. Yeah, they changed the name so now I can remember. And recently changed. Yeah. So, oh really, so are you trying to be a child star?

I'm trying to just sweep off celebrities' chimneys, I am. But you're hoping to get discovered? I don't know, with a song in my heart and a twinkle in my eye, if I fall through the right chimney, you never know. Wow. I can see it. Gwyneth Paltrow wasn't helpful at all? No.

Did she tap you on the shoulder and say she wishes you well? Yes, she did. That's great. She did. That's the classic Paltrow move. And then she said there's no such thing as a net-full baby. She's worked Yes, she did. That's great. She did. That's the classic paltrow move. And then she said, there's no such thing as a netball baby. She's worked for what she had.

Wow. Mm-hmm. I bet. She's got the- Sure, once everyone gave her parts because she was the daughter of... Then she worked for what she had. Exactly. She called me Dick Van Dyke.

She thought I was him. Really? You have a Dick Van Dyke sort of air-line. You look like a little Dick Van Dyke. Thank you. Happier though. Happier. Yeah. I was in. Really? You have a Dick Van Dyke sort of air body. You look like a little Dick Van Dyke. Thank you. Happier though, happier. Yeah.

I always thought Dick Van Dyke was a real downer. Really? Yep. He strikes me as a real buzzkill. I feel like he's famously charming and sunshiny. That's not the vibe I get. Yeah, I get like a disciplinarian kind of vibe. Yeah, I get a heart of us.

Lecture everybody. Behind closed doors. Whip people into shape. The heart of ass. Yeah. You know what I mean? Lecture everybody. Behind closed doors. Whip people into shape. The bearer of the whip. That's what Dick Van Dyke looks like. Real asshole, he has to be. You can tell in his physical comedy, he's not a good guy, I assume. He's got toxic energy all over him.

Trips over an Ottoman. I know he's going to be blaming the women for that. I bet he doesn't even like chocolate ice cream. Huh? He doesn't like chocolate ice cream? I bet he doesn't even like chocolate ice cream. Oh, wow like chocolate ice cream? I bet he doesn't even like chocolate ice cream. Oh, wow. Do you like chocolate ice cream?

I love it. Really? It's a Goblin's favorite. Any Goblin's favorite ice cream is Goblin's favorite. Any Goblin, okay. Chocolate is one of our favorites. We don't often have access to ice cream making machines in caves, and so it's actually a favorite of ours.

It's one of those few foods that you need a machine to make. Right. Machines, I love them. When they're inside of cars. Yeah, how many machines are in each car these days? Gotta be at least five. I mean, one for each wheel plus one for the dashboard. I would assume.

I'm just guessing here. Using common sense. Five machines, probably more these days. It's interesting because it is a machine, and yet it contains several machines inside of it. I would imagine it has to. And probably some simple machines as well. Oh my gosh. Pulleys, levers, the other ones.

Wheels. Wheels. Inclined plane. The first machine, the wheel. The wheel. Were you around for the invention of that? The invention of the wheel. Crunchkin?

Look, there was some parallel thinking, and let's just say my idea was stolen from me. Really? What was your idea? the wheel. Crunchkin? Look, there was some parallel thinking and let's just say my idea was stolen from me. Really, what was your idea? A wheel. It was a wheel, did you call it a wheel? I called it a wheel and then a caveman called it a wheel. Okay, yeah, that seems like too similar. Isn't that unfair?

That's not cool. And I came up with it in the caves, but there was a little more traction on the surface. Oh, okay, well he was was out there for the wheel. He was out there actually making them and you were like conceptualizing it on the cave wall. I was like, give me a couple, you know, once I finally get started, it'll eventually become a thing.

And like, I have all these like seeds of idea for how do you get the original idea? It seems to me like maybe there's some spherical rocks, and like a caveman was rolling around on those, or I guess you were. Sure, that makes sense, I guess. But I mean, for me, I was tucked into a tiny little ball when I was a child, and I just rolled down the hill, and I was like, what if I didn't have to make this shape?

What if something was already this shape? That's genius. Incredible, but that caveman, he gets all the glory Well, good ideas don't exist in a vacuum. So you've probably had a few other good inventions in your time. Yes I think so as well. I think you know, yeah, what else did you? Invented these these battle axes there. Oh really mine I mean huge invention is it did you invent the battle? I invented the huge invention. Is it? Did you invent the Battleaxe? I invented the Battleaxe.

Is that cool? Should I take credit for that one? I mean, it puts you pretty solidly in the M, a warrior. No, wait, listen. How did you even come up with it? Well, when the elves came and said that they had to wipe out our kind, I said, not today. And I looked around and I found a sort of flat piece of steel that I was playing with trying to make the wheel. And then I found a big stick.

Why was it flat if you were trying to make a wheel? Oh, because it's... Well, at the time I was thinking in a 2D. Oh, I see. You were looking at it much like when you look at one straight on, they're rectangles. It's much like how an architect sort of draws their drawings. Ah, I see. And then I found a big pole, and then I said, not today and not tomorrow and not for a thousand years.

Wow. And I fought them all. And you killed, I want to say 9,000? 9,000 just that day alone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And your body count is only 50,000. Look, I took a break from murder, OK? I don't love killing thousands upon thousands of creatures.

Is there anything to say? Is it like it? Look, it's fine. You know, it's like sometimes if someone's watching you pig out and then you're like, well, am I not gonna be the guy who pigs out? And it's like, I feel embarrassed to just be like sort of consuming that one. This is a common thing

that people watch other people pig out. You ever see someone just really pig out and you're like, hey, little piggy. Okay. I don't know. I haven't had this experience. Just on what? Like an ice cream sundae?

Slow down. Slow down. Yeah, exactly. It's like, hey, is that your whole thing? Ice cream sundaes? I guess one of those smartless guys did that in the smartless documentary. Oh, man. They really go for each other, right?

They really attack each other. Anytime anyone hates anything, he would comment on it. They really go for each other, right? They really attack each other. Yeah, any time anyone ate anything, he would comment on it. They all have eating disorders, and if that documentary had been three women, that's all we'd be talking about. But because it was middle-aged men, we just let it run.

We'd laugh it off. I just love that they seem to be real good friends. Love that. Well, guys, we need to take a break. Why? Well, we have bills to pay. Okay. Here. I hear that.

But when we come back, this is the CBB round table. We're gonna be talking about the issues of the day. Can't wait. What do you think about this? Well, why do you think about that? Where do you think about this other thing? How do you think about this thing over here? Where, where, when?

When do you think about this other thing? I just wanna mess with you. Who other thing? What do you wanna miss? Who? Who thinks about these things? Right. You? Let's talk about it. We'll see. We'll see.

We're gonna come right back with the CBB round table and we're gonna roll up our sleeves and really get into it. We'll be right back with more Billy Sly Car Guy, Crunchkin the Goblin and Pip Whistle the Jimny Sweep. We'll be right back with the CBB round table after this. Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh Okay. Hi Billy. Thank you very much. Billy Sly Carguy here. That's right. Providing us with some of our bumper music. I thought we had to do it. No, no, we usually like, yeah, we leave that to Reggie Watts later on. That's so smart. He's great at it. Yeah, he's right. I mean you were not bad. Hey, thanks so much. Maybe I should pick up one of those guitars. Just pick one up one day. Maybe I'm a genius.

I mean you could, I think you could go into Guitar Center and just they'll let you pick one up one day. Maybe I'm a genius. I mean, you can, I think you could go into Guitar Center and just, they'll let you pick one up for free. I've gotten very close. How close? I've walked into a Guitar Center. I've talked to a guy named Slick and he led me back to the Fender Stratocasters and I've put my greasy mitts on it and I've hoisted it to my torso, flipped it around. Sounds like you picked it up.

Strings are facing the right way, picked up a, what do you call it? Ploeculum, a placard. A pick. Pick. That's it. You know, Finder's Stratocaster, but you don't know pick? And I raised up my right hand in the strumming position and then dropped the whole thing and ran out of the store. So we don't know. You were a coward? In a way, I guess, yes. I was scared of success.

Wow. Well, we also have Pip Whistle, of course, is here. Tip of the hat, Whistle of the... Wink, here I am. Whistle of the Wink, yeah. I'm Pip Whistle, I am. Yeah. Chimney sweep.

Chimney sweep. Chimney sweep. And we also have a Crunchkin the Goblin is here with us. Yeah, Scott, I'm looking towels. Are there towels, communal towels? I don't know if I have, why communal towels? Can I just give you your own? I mean, I thought we would all just save a little water or something like that.

How does that save water if we all share a towel? It's washing towels. I mean, it uses water? If we all share a towel. Hey, it's washing towels. I mean, it uses water. Oh, okay. I got a communal oil rag. You want to check the oil on your dipstick. Perfect. Here you go.

Forgive my ignorance. What do you say when you say that? But I thought you bathed in dirt like a chinchilla did. Mm, normally I would, but every now and then you got to remove the entire layer to start anew. Ah, yes. Yes.

Well, this is the CBB roundtable and- I can't wait. Yeah, we're going to get into it, but before we begin the CBB roundtable, I just want to make sure like none of you have ever met before, right? You've never- Will that poison the well of our discussion? Well, if you come to the CBB roundtable with preconceived biases, then- I see. Or if we've worked out alliances or something like that. Yeah. So I just want to- Have any of you met? If you come to the CBB roundtable with preconceived biases, then... I see.

Or if we've worked out alliances or something like that. Yeah. So I just want to... Have any of you met? I mean, me and the little one, we live in the same city and there's many chances that we would have seen each other passing and maybe hung out, maybe played in the same kickball league, something like that. Well, I have to confess something.

I didn't realize that was an issue, but I have seen Pip Whistle. I would not say that we know each other, but I did see you getting dispatched from AMC theater for being too short. Yes, I was walking like a sad Charlie Brown character coming out of there. I thought I was going to get to see Twisters, and they sent me away. I was going in for my fourth viewing. Really? Fourth viewing of Twisters. I just want to really know what's going on.

Once you know how it ends, you want to see what seeds they planted earlier in the movie. So what did they plant earlier? Well, Glenn Powell starts off as a jerk and ends up as a nice guy, and they plant some seeds for that pretty early. So they're planting the seeds that he's the jerk? That he's a nice guy, really. He's a nice guy. What are these seeds? I haven't seen Twisters.

He really likes to help, you know? He's like an arrogant... Wait, were you at the screening too? Look, I'm part of the Goblin Creators Program with Goblin. We go to Goblin Premiers and it's not Goblin Twisters and I did happen to see you there. Goblin Twisters? Yes, it's really just a screening of Twisters for Goblins. It's not like a Goblin version. They didn't remake the movie. Oh, it's it's it's really just a screening of twisters for God. It's not like a goblin

Remake the movie. Oh, that would be expensive to remake every movie with goblins And well if you get the goblins there, maybe it's a little cheaper. That's what my pitch is Okay, so wait all three of you were at the same movie theater at the same thing. So yeah I mean I again I didn't interact with Pippa Pippa you had a I just wanted to compliment you on your positive attitude Even as you were being literally thrown into the air by an AMC I guess a bouncer is the only way to describe it. Bouncer's there now. And I would describe him as a teen boy with a power trip. He threw me so far into the sky. And as you sailed through the air you were were like, I'm all right. Like a cartoon I did. Wow, okay.

And I was like, that's a cheery fellow. Strolled on in and stayed out. And you had no interactions after that? No, if this turns into a 12 angry men situation, my loyalties lie with no one. Okay, you're sure, you never. Try to remember, I mean, I noted, I noted you getting thrown away and I felt bad,

but I gotta admit, I didn't really wanna get involved. Okay. Other than I did run up to you and just give you a mint and just ask if you were okay. I think that was it, right? We said that much. Right, and then we spent the afternoon together, went on a couple of vacations.

We walked around the Americana a little, I mean, walked to the Apple store because I'm a sucker for gear. Oh, okay, yeah. You have a flip phone. Yeah. I know, someday I'll take the plunge. You're just a coward.

Wait, so you guys spent the afternoon together? We got all after you. Isn't the Americana so nice? Don't you love the Americana? The outdoor mall here in Los Angeles? Sure, it's all right. And Crunchkin, you? I should say that I also know their ancestors

from many years, many lives. Tell me about them! A Dutch merchant. Hoo-hoo! And you? And me? A Scottish prince. Oh, wow, me.

What, Macbeth? Macbeth. Oh, don't say it! Oh, no! Oh, no! This episode is edited out! Macbeth. Oh, don't say it. Uh-oh. Oh no. Oh no. This episode is edit it out. Cursed, edit it out.

We're out of bleeps. A chandelier just fell on the table. Oh no. Oh no. Is this a Phantom of the Opera curse? I guess so. Oh geez. You shouldn't have, you shouldn't say him either.

Like if you can't say Macbeth, you shouldn't say Phantom of the Opera either. That seems worse. He's a worse guy. I'd much rather have Macbeth show up. Yeah. I'd much rather have him show up though, because he's an ambitious man. Sure.

Yeah, what was his? What was his crime? Just being an effective administrator? Yeah. Meanwhile, a Founder of the Opera, he's sitting down there with half a gross face. And he's a creep. He's a nerd writing music. And he's a toxic man.

I said it. Wow. So, you know toxic man, I said it. Wow. So you know their ancestors, but you didn't hang out with them at the... I've watched over them to make sure they're safe for many years. Oh, yes. And then you got a Sprinkles cupcake with us

at the Americana that day. I broke my rule to have one cupcake and see you in person and make sure that your lives are going. Was it cheat day for you? A bit of a cheat day in terms of seeing them in person. Once for you? A bit of a cheat day. In terms of seeing them in person as well. Once every blood moon I have a cheat day. Oh, okay. So you guys, I mean, I don't know.

We hung out part of an afternoon. Part of an afternoon. And then... Any of the next day? I mean, some texts. Right. We FaceTime every Sunday just to check in. Yeah.

Basically strangers. We play that t-shirt game on You Don't Know Jack or whatever it is. Jack Bucks. Jack Bucks.'t Know Jack. Jack Bucks. Jack Bucks. That's it. Jack Bucks. Yes, it's great. You play that t-shirt game on You Don't Know Jack.

I love You Don't Know Jack. From the 90s. Oh my god. Do you guys have a real rapport here? I wouldn't say so. No. I don't think so. Okay, I don't know how this is going to pollute the pool here on the CBT Roundtable.

I think we'll be fine because we've never really talked about the issue, so I don't really know where they stand on any... We keep politics out of our daily lives. We have small talks. I know where they stand on how they feel about nice days, and they like them. And I was the ring bearer at both their weddings, I was. Oh, you were great! Oh, that's right.

That's not a day where I'm really spending time with them, you know, I sort of have a job to do. You're just sort of having half a conversation with everyone, you feel like you never even talk to anybody. Oh yeah. Okay, so you guys know each other really, really well. I know. I disagree entirely.

You're lying. Okay, well. And you're lying. That's a liar, is it? I'm lying, you're lying. Stop acting like you're a liar, he is. Telling friends he's reading their scripts and he's throwing them in the chimney.

Okay, see this is what I was worried about. You're all teaming up against me. Well I've read every script Jon Hamm's given me. How many has he given you? Zero. Okay, well, but I'm ready. All right Jon, if you're listening. If you're listening, send them to me.

All right, well. BillySly at AOL.net. This isn't exactly what I wanted from a CBB roundtable, but we'll. What did you want? Well, I want three strangers who maybe don't know each other's opinions and then we talk about the issues of the day and we sort of hammer out our differences and we all come to maybe an agreement or a disagreement, but it seems like you guys are... Two words, Scott.

Due diligence. Wow. I don't have like oppo research files on the three of you. I just, I booked three randos I thought. Did you even give it a Google, Scott? Just one, what's gonna come up if I Google? Google Billy Sly, Crunchkin, Pip Whistle. Pip Whistle, see what comes up?

There are thousands of Google images. Yes. These are like Getty images of you. You guys have gone to premieres? Mini premieres. Yeah. Twisters and then Twister. We have a podcast on the head gum network, will you do?

I guess, this is not what the CBB round table is about. Conan O'Brien's one of our most frequent guests. What? He only came on here once. He's a heck of a guy. I see him all the time. Taller than me. Okay, well, I got a question.

Yeah. I hope this doesn't break the momentum, but it's been sitting in my gourd for a while. Alright. Crunchkin. Yes. You say you go into GoblinCon in Los Angeles. Yes. You said it's every millennia.

Absolutely. What was the last one like in Los Angeles? It was in 1024, right? Uh-huh. Well, that was just when the creative market was really just becoming a thing So goblins it was in the sort of the wake of the blood war with the elves and the dwarves the one you started No, and I well they you finished it. I finished. Thank you Hey

I'm sorry. I came down on you. So hey It's like, it's sort of this. Mummy! Hey! I feel, I'm sorry I came down on you so hard. That's a hey. It's a, anything goes in the CBB round table. That's one of the rules. That's what I've heard. Wow.

Is anything goes and no need to apologize. That's rule number one, anything goes. Things can get heated in the CBB round table, but we raise the temperature and then we lower it back down. We're all still friends. Sort of a nice medium. Well, I would say that, you know, it was the wake of this war and there is this emerging industry it was a time of of a creative industry and sort of renaissance and so people were getting like um at the golden

age of television. Exactly yes you know. Or the renaissance. Also a good one. These both work. Terms of renaissance is great you know the recovery of the dark ages across all art forms Or the Renaissance. Or the Renaissance. Also a good one. These both work. In terms of Renaissance. The Renaissance is great. In terms of Renaissance? You know, the recovery from the Dark Ages across all art forms. And the Golden Age of the television. Sure. And when you say the Golden Age, you're talking the late 90s?

Late 90s, early aughts. I'm thinking the Sopranos, basically. Oh, okay. Someone say the 50s were the Golden Age of television. Who would say that? The Honeymooners. They'd say it. The Dick Van Dyke Show?

Well, what, that guy? I was thinking of like Seinfeld and DeFrasier. Is that it? Or is it like Friends? Cheers into Seinfeld, I'd say. The Must-See Junior? You think it's the Golden Age of Television? I think everyone thinks it's the Golden Age of Television whenever they're, you know, like 20.

Yeah, or 2050. Your favorite cast of SNLs whenever you were 13 or whatever. I mean, when the streaming services first came on the scene, they promised it was gonna be a golden age of television. Pfft. The last time the world made sense was in the 90s. And then Santa Claus died in 1998. That was the worst day.

Wait, he died in 1998? I found his body myself in a chimney I did. Really? He died in Marishka Hargitay's chimney. It was so sad. How? Devastating it was. Did she take the case? She did.

As a citizen, not even as Olivia Benson. Even though it didn't have, I mean, Santa Claus, I guess, he is a special victim. I don't know, they'll make assumptions. That case had layers to it, it did, Scott. So someone fucked him? Put him in a chimney? Yeah.

That's what I read into that too. That's exactly what I assumed. And then that's why Bush won that election. It would have been out of court if Santa had been alive. Really, Santa would have sprinkled some of his famous- Christmas magic. On the election that year? He would have, yeah. Oh, Santa would have sprinkled some of his famous... Christmas magic. On the election that year. He would have, yeah.

Oh, it was the next year though. Mm-hmm. We were saved then. Wow. Wow. Okay, well, I mean, it's disappointing that you guys... I mean, I'm not gonna say you kept it from me. What? Your prior relationship.

What prior relationship? Our warm acquaintanceship? Yeah, sorry. Our occasional small talking? Right. I mean, I gave each of them a kidney, but I'd do the same for anyone really. So you have no kidneys? No kidneys. That's why I have this constitution. You should have kept one.

And by the way, it was delicious. You just ate it? Yes. And mine looked great on my mantle. Gorgeous, Centipedes. Yep. I embalmed Pip's kidney and I put it right up on the mantle next to the model that I built of a 1956 Chrysler. Wow. What's that model like? Well, I got a picture right here on my flip phone. Hang on. Click, click, click, click. You don't have to say click. It's going to be a couple minutes.

Give him a minute. Here we go. Oh, this is a thing with him. This is a 600p pixel photo. There you go. That's the model of my Chrysler. It's downloading a little bit from the top. It will stop to load.

Okay. Load. Okay. I think it's finished loading. This is still pretty grainy. No, this is a full resolution. This is, load. Okay, I think it's finished loading. This is still pretty grainy. No, this is a full resolution. Okay, I mean, this is just a rock. Yep, painted red, just like a 1956 cherry red Chrysler.

The only similarity is the color. It's not even cherry red, by the way. I got the closest I could get. Magenta? Hey, from a distance, if you're looking through cherry red glasses, it looks great. I did my best! But look how much, here, look at this wider shot of the kidney. Look how much the kidney brightens up the place.

It is a nice kidney. Thank you. Very tiny. Thank you, Scott. I'm worried about you. Oh, don't be. I've got a couple things left. Half a lung. Oh, no, you gave me your lungs. The idea of a liver, I've got enough for me. You should get a liver transplant from someone else.

Maybe one of these guys here, your best friends. Please. Well, if you want Pip, you can have my liver. Thank you. Or this part of it. How about a kidney? Uh. I don't know.

I feel so partial to the two inside my body and the one on my, let's make a deal. I'll give you the idea of a kidney and half of my real liver. Okay, great. Can I play snake on your phone for a minute, please? Here you go. It's my favorite. Okay.

Why are you playing snake during the show? Where this is the CBB round table. We haven't talked about politics at all. We're gonna be talking about the issues of the day and you're sitting here playing snake. All right. I just did. I'm ready whenever.

Let's get into, I got an issue the day I want to talk about it. Well, we're running out of time on this segment. We need to take a break. Wow. Thank God though, cause I was beat. Wait, you didn't have anything? Yeah, I had something,

but I mean, if we got to take a break. No, we have to take a break. Okay. I mean, I'd love my, I'll just tease it. You sure? What should I have for lunch? Hmm. Interesting. And is this yogurt communal? Oh, I have that.

Nothing is communal here. Oh, OK. But you bring your own food. I don't want. Oh, OK. I thought, OK, yeah, it does make sense. Now, you ever say that in Airbnb where the food is just what I just thought it was maybe there are other is like a share house share house you ever been to a B&B where they have breakfast. Mmm sure. Yeah bed breakfast. I thought that was like, you know Airbnb That's a good point. Can I ask you a question? What Scott's rating on Airbnb?

If you don't tell him I'll tell you okay That's a good point. Can I ask you a question? What's Scott's rating on Airbnb? If you don't tell him, I'll tell you. Okay, I won't say. Two. Wow. Two stars. Two stars. Out of a thousand.

Out of a thousand. It's very low. What, what, what did he say? What did he say? He said he's happy to be here, he is. Oh, okay. It's a great rating. It's really good.

Okay, just because I won't share my yogurt. We have to take a break, but we'll be right back. All right. Comedy Bing Bing. All right, we'll be right back with more of the CPD Roundtable after this. Comedy Bing Bing. Comedy Bing Bing.

Comedy Bing Bing. And we're back with the Comedy Bing Bing Roundtable. Of course, this is the format of the show where we talk about the issues of the day, what is going on, how do we feel about it. We have three people here. I thought were just random people that we found, but they turned out to be weirdly entrenched in each other's lives. That's not true. They're just my emergency contacts. They are. Mm-hmm.

Okay. Have you ever had an emergency that you guys have had to? All the time. Almost always, though. Pretty often. Yeah. So you see each other all the time? Every day. And you FaceTime on Sundays, even though you guys just saw each other.

We go into separate rooms and we FaceTime. We live together. You guys are roommates too? We live in Pensacola. Well, I'm bi-coastal. You're bi-coastal and you enter the portal. The two coasts, of course, Florida and Connecticut. Yeah, French kid gave me a portal

and that is handy as F. Yes. So you don't have to fly, really? Yeah, I just step in. Well, I mean, as long as I'm going to Pensacola Yes. So you don't have to fly really? It's just- Yeah, I just step in. Well, this is, I mean, as long as I'm going to Pensacola, Florida, I don't have to fly. If I'm going anywhere else, I need to- A steep price.

An emerald for a port. That's true. But you also gave me a pot of emeralds. Yeah, of course. So I have a lot of emeralds, I should say. Oh, sure. It's like when you take, uh, you know, your kid to the arcade and you- Yeah, yeah.

You give him a lot of tokens. Yeah, yeah. You put $5 in a bunch of little. Yeah, yeah, you put five dollars in and a bunch of little emeralds come out. Let's get into it. People think that white evangelicals are trying to trojan-hold JD Vance into office under Trump. Sorry, I ask the questions on the CBB round table.

That's fair. That makes sense. That's fair. I'm the moderator, I ask the questions. Now you were not provided any of the questions in advance. Is that right? No Why do you say like no What do you mean by provided in the same way that Kamala wasn't provided the questions for the debate? What do you mean? You guys have the questions before I mean your assistant gave us some examples of what they could be

I said just can we have a it have a sampling of what it might be? Yeah, like a practice SAT is what it seemed like. Okay. Then you get in there and it's like, these, these got to be. Well, let me ask the first question and then we'll see if you guys had, if this was one of the practice questions. Okay, yeah, that'd be great. Yeah.

Okay. What's a pizza topping that most people hate, but you secretly love? You knew this one already? I'm going to say anchovies. Yeah, and I'm gonna say the blood of my ancestors. Oh, that was my second one. And I'll say pepperoni. No, people like pepperoni. Everyone famously hates pepperoni, they do.

Okay, I don't know what, this question, by the way, how many pizza toppings do people hate? We got a heck of a fight when we talked about it before the show, but we worked it out. So you guys already worked out the answer. We worked it out. And I'm no longer offended. We got into it.

We were talking for hours about that one. I was pissed. You were so mad, Crunchkin. No one makes me mad like that. I felt scared. You got so angry, you cried, you did. I wanted to hear that on the show. I'm an emotional guy. Were you recording it?

We resolved it, I mean. No, we went into an empty room with no recording devices. I left my flip phone outside, we took our clothes off, we stood in the void. This is not the spirit of the CBB round table. I wanna hear these disagreements on air. Well, that's just one, Scott. And you know, it was a good warmup.

Mm-hmm. Okay, all right. All right, how about this question? Did you have this one in advance? Maybe. Windows seat or miles seat. You guys have this one too? Yeah, and boy do we get into it.

And let's say our answer on three because we ended up unanimous. At the end we did. One, two, three. Middles seat. How do you pronounce it? Midle. Middles seat.

Middles seat. Well, that's a little Carter Yeah, the driver's seat and the passenger seat and if you squeeze somebody there, that's the model Okay, because the first person to do it was Florence model 1951 really so Florence My little was the first person to say like I bet I could fit in there. Yeah, I mean you guys Yep, and she was wrong. She died Sit right through the windshield. There was no protection and she, and then they then had to redesign cars. So the model seat wasn't an automatic vortex of energy that launched you.

We honor her always. We honor Florence Midal. Midal seat. And it's our favorite. Wow. So you guys, you had a big argument about... Oh man, because we didn't used to agree, we were not originally on the same page with that.

Okay. And we were very passionate about it. And I gotta admit, I got a little personal with Pip, which Pip, I apologize. That's all right, water under the bridge it is. Could you maybe reenact it? Would that be too weird to reenact the argument or? Because you wanna see what the discussion is?

Well, I mean, this is what the CBB roundtable is all about. I'm trying. To provide people with questions that spark some hot takes. Okay, sure, all right. Definitely lose that organic energy, but I guess. We'll give it a shot. Can you ask the question again? We'll try to get into it.

Okay, window seat or aisle seat? Pip, I prefer window. What do you think? Well, I like the middle seat. Me too. Oh, thank you. That's it. There was more to it.

There was more to it. Yeah, how did you get involved, Crunchkin? I nodded to both of them. And I guess I missed that. Thumbs up. Thumbs up to them? I nodded and did a thumbs up, Beatit. I was listening to something.

Okay, that didn't sound very heated. It wasn't. At the time it was like that. I can't remember how we got there. How did you answer it initially, Pip? Yeah, we were fighting and it was like really interesting. It was very like, um, it felt like two smart people sword fighting each other. It would have been great audio. Like a Sorkin.

Yes. It was very Sorkin. Is Sorkin a type of goblin? Sorkin. I'm crunchkin. Sorkin is one cave over. He does walk and talks. Oh, okay. Through the caves, sort of round about. Talks a lot about Camelot, he does. Well, this is unfortunate.

I remember the first time Pip said window, I just, oh, I remember, okay. Okay, that's not how to get it. You said window and then I was like, that's just like you. That's just so like you and your type and you people. That's what I said. I said you people.

Oh, what did you mean by you people? Just Pip and then I cleared that up and we hugged. Yeah, we hugged. Yeah. Okay. And then he bought me a smoothie. Oh really? Mm-hmm. Just Pip. And then I cleared that up and we hugged. Yeah, we hugged. Yeah. Okay. And then he bought me a smoothie. Oh really? Mm-hmm.

I did. Acai? Sorry. What'd you say? Is that what language is that? What are you saying? What are you saying? I know 12 languages of the New World and Old.

Acai? It's a relatively recent- That scared me, it did, when Scott Elkerman said, Acai! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Pip. How do you like that, I did? Are you beginning to list things in Spanish where the first item is asa and then e

and then you're gonna do... It's a berry. Huh? The asa-ee berry. It's a weird word to say because it has three different vowel sounds. He's making things up, he is. Scott Archimand is making things up.

I'm terrified. An asa-i what? Berry? Yes, two things. No, it's one. Asa-i berry. Now what's berry in Spanish? A-C-A-I.

What is berry? An asa-i berry? You know 12 different languages. So it's Spanish and French in one phrase? Asa-i berry. Are you telling me that a new berry showed up in 2016 that no one had ever heard of and that it was everywhere? I'd never heard of it before, but now it's in every store, it's in every crossword.

I don't think I like this round table very much anymore, Mr. Ackerman. Pip, Pip. It's okay, Pip. I'm so sorry. Take it easy. Here, here, Pip. Take this oily rag that I think- Thank you.

That's not communal. Well, it's too late now. here. Take this oily rag that I think- Thank you. That's not communal. Well, it's too late now. Here's my communal oily rag if you wanna check a dipstick or wipe your tears. I wanted to talk about the hot topic issues of the day. So do I. I gotta admit, the topics you were bringing up,

those were too hot. No, they weren't. I wanted to talk about how JD Vance went to a donut shop and then when they asked what donut he wanted, he said, whatever makes sense. We can't talk about things like this. And I wanna play the race card. No, no, that's not what the CBB round table's about.

Mr. Archimand, he said, whatever makes sense. Like an alien, Mr. Archimand, so please. I wanna talk about Ken Bone. Ken Bone? Yes, me too. I wanna talk about Ken Bone. He was milkshake ducked a long time ago. I wanna talk about Ken Bone. And I to talk about Ken Bow! He was milkshake ducked a long time ago! I want to talk about Ken Bow!

And I want to talk about Joe the Plumber! And I want to talk about Jack Kemp, Vice Presidential Candidate of Bob Dole. Ooh, he got under my skin! It's just time to talk about it. These issues are too hot, guys. Can we please at least talk about the Howard Dean scream? I want to talk about Tipper Canoe and Tyler too.

What do you wanna say about it? Well, I'm gonna talk about how, if that would happen today, it wouldn't even make the news, Mr. Ockermann, sir. That's your hot take on the Howard Dean scream. Have you ever thought about that? Have you even thought about that? Yeah, everyone's thought about it.

It's the most common idea you could have about the Howard Dean's screen. Well, here's something people have not thought about the Howard Dean's screen. Okay. It sounded fun. I agree. Like he was having fun or it's... Like a good sample, you know, for like to mix into some kind of bedroom pop anthem. Wait, are you like a producer of dance music or anything?

I've made a couple tracks. He's amazing. He's the best in the business. I wouldn't say it's amazing. I don't know why you didn't introduce yourself as that and just as sort of your hobby. He can't play an instrument, but he can mix a tune. Is that how you make your money? I've made some money mixing some songs. How much money have you?

Let me check in my app. Here's how much I made. That money mixing some songs. How much money have you? Let me check in my app. No, no, no, no, no. Here is how much I made. That's $14 million. Oh, it's pretty good. Why do you keep all your money in your Venmo app? Yeah, I like to, you know, I'm ready to reimburse people for lunch. Yeah, you gotta take that out of checking, by the way.

By the way, the sprinkles cupcake, I sent a request. You did? Oh, hang on, let me check. Whoa, this is quite a cupcake. All right, here you go. It was $900. Resolved. Wow.

Are you just inflating the numbers on this because he doesn't know? I don't think he really understands money. I can buy three universes with that. We're overstating my musical production success. Me and my friend Phineas Eilish did one track called Bad Guy for his sister Billy and that was it. You produced Bad Guy? I little produced it as overstated it.

I composed it and arranged it. That's it. I didn't sing it and I didn't come up with most of the words. Could you tell when he's singing the comedy bang bang thing, you could tell that he's so good at mixing it. I guess so. Wait, which words did you come up with in Bad Guy? Bad. Bad. Uh-huh. What about guy words did you come up with in Bad Guy? Bad. Bad. What about guy?

Not guy. What was it originally? It was foot. Bad foot? Yeah. Duh. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Imagine the true detective night country credit sequence with that, with them saying bad foot over that. Bad foot, no stock and shoes around. I can't walk with this corn on my bad foot.

I put bad foot in a couple of times. You just wrote a song about your feet having corns on them? My feet were driving me bonkers. My dogs were barking. So your feet hurt. Something about. Bad feet barking so your feet hurt something about you're gonna be a bad man then your feet hurt

then I can't sit down right and I'm so grouchy to all my friends who are nice then I get in their face and it's cause of my corns I can't listen to this anymore do you think Tim Waltz was a good pick for Z? we're not talking about Tim Waltz on the CBB round table. So you came up with everything bad about the song Bad Guy.

The lyrics weren't my strong foot. They weren't my strong foot. They were bad foot. Thank you. Ooh. No, I already tried it. It sounded so good when Pipps said it. You wrote it already.

My bad. No, no, I already tried. You're bad foot. O Poov said it. You wrote it all the way. My bad. No, no, I already tried. Your bad foot. Whoop. You got kind of like that. No, see, you wanted to write it again. Is this what foot mouth disease is? Oh no, I wish I did.

I love that lightning struck twice for that idea. You got inspired again for a second time. I just said it sounded so great. But no, no, I tried it already. So I just brought in the muted bass and the quiet percussion and the melody and the chord ideas and that's it. Okay, and then had horrible lyrics on it.

I would say horrible, I had the word bad in there. Mr. Ackerman, can we talk about politics, please? What about Ted Kennedy killing that girl at Chappaquiddick? Let's get into it. That's too hot. That's too hot of a topic. That's not what the CBB round table's about. Chappaquiddick. You can talk about this. Oh, that's too hot. That's too hot of a topic. That's not what the CBB round table's about. Chappaquiddick on Mr. Alkerman.

Okay. You know, on the show For All Mankind, that didn't happen and he gets elected president. Chappaquiddick. It's an alternate future. Another guest on recently who was talking about For All. I like that guy, yeah. It's an alternate, oh, I didn't know that's the premise.

Yeah, it's an alternate reality show. Maybe I check it out. I love it. The Russians make it to the moon first. John Lennon survives the Beatles reunite in the mid-80s. I feel like anybody could do that. Give me a piece of history now I'll give you all this. All right ready? Yeah Revolutionary War America. Okay, what if the British won? What? I never thought about that. What if America was a big British colony? That's crazy! Ten seasons of that.

What if Howard Dean didn't scream? Whoa. Maybe you can write that script, Mr. Alckermann, sir. John Hamm can play Howard Dean. He actually would make a great Howard Dean. He would be so good. But can you imagine being a British colony? Yeah, and then we would Brexit.

I can imagine it! Oh, Pip! You'd fit right in, Pip. You'd be great. Yeah, and they would brexit in I can imagine it. Oh Pip you fit right in pip. I would I would dual citizenship. I do dual citizenship Get up, Scott! Fuck! Scott! You're down! Fucking shit! It's hurting! It looks really hurt! Holy beans, he's hurting him!

Put a spoon in his mouth! This is acai berry all over again! Jesus, red in acai berry! I used this for the yogurt, I hope that's okay. Your germs all over my epilepsy spoon! Let me wipe your face with my oily rag, here you go. Scott, I've got a question for you. Yes, Pip?

Right before we started, you were talking about the fact that you were going to be eating yogurt, and you were going to be eating yogurt, and you were going to be eating yogurt, and you were going to be eating yogurt, and you were going to be eating yogurt, and you were going to be eating yogurt, and you were going to be eating yogurt, and you were going to be eating yogurt, and you were going to be eating yogurt, and you were going to be eating yogurt, and you were going to be eating yogurt, and you were going to be eating yogurt, and you were going to be eating yogurt, and you were going to be eating yogurt, and you were going to be eating yogurt, and you were going to be eating yogurt, and you were going to be eating yogurt, and you were going to be eating yogurt, and you were going to be eating yogurt, and you were going to be eating yogurt, and you were going to be eating yogurt, and you were going to be eating yogurt, and you were going to be eating yogurt, and you were going to be eating yogurt, and you were going to be eating yogurt, and you were going to be eating yogurt, and you were going to be eating yogurt, and you were going to be eating yogurt, and you were going to be eating yogurt, I hope that's okay. Oh my god! Your germs all over my epilepsy spoon. Let me wipe your face with my oily rag. Here you go.

Scott, I got a question for you. Yes, Pip? Right before we started recording, you said, I have got a hot take, I feel like another turn with Trump wouldn't be so bad. And then the second the microphones get turned on, then all of a sudden you're scared to speak your mind. Well, that's not the spirit. I mean, obviously my own personal feelings

about the election are gonna come out, but that's not what the CBB Roundtable is about. It's about hot takes, but then cool reception. Oh, that's the standard characteristic of a CBB Roundtable. Right before we started recording, you asked me how woke I was, and you were like, not too much, I hope. I mean, this is an early morning.

That's what you were talking about? Yeah, are you awake to do the show? I misinterpreted. You were wearing sunglasses. I know, pretty cool. Before we started, you were like, I'm thinking about Austin Thoughts, and I was like, what do you mean?

Austin Powers is what I meant. Oh, oh, okay. I thought you were gonna try to move to Austin. I was in Goldmember, of course. Oh. Famously. Famously played the young Michael Caine. You went up to me and you were like,

don't you think we should build a wall? Well, I was talking about a wall here on my own property. Oh, you know, a wall would be nice. Yeah, in order to keep people out. Why did you say, I wish we had overturned the election? That one's kind of hard to... I was talking about, of course, the George Washington election, the original election. I thought that too. What is...

I'm a John Adams man and I'm not going to apologize for it. Although we got in there just under the wire. So I'm not too mad about it. Number two. My alternate history. What if John Adams was the first president, not the second? John Adams and George Washington switched places. All right.

Hard to imagine what changes. Guys, I'm going to go off the list of questions here. Okay. I'm going to no longer use it because apparently you were sent sample questions that are just the questions I was going to use. I'm just going to go off the top of my head here. Already. Oh, I love this. Love it.

CBB round table, quick takes. Oh, lightning round. Lightning round. If you were a sitcom character, what would be your catchphrase? Ready, crunchkin, go. Please more universes, please. Pretty good, pretty good.

Pip? Did I do that? Oh, that's good. I think that was used, but. All right, Billy Sly Car Guy. Alice, I'm gonna hit you in the face because you're my wife. From the Dick Van Dyke Show, it was. That's a good 50s catchphrase.

All right, good. We're in the middle of a lightning round. All right. Who would win an arm wrestle, you or the person next to you? Which person's next to me? I guess, yeah, you're sort of in a circle. I would take all three of you at once. Yeah, I would pick Crunchkin pretty solidly.

Well, I've got no kidneys, sir, so they could take me down pretty easy. Yeah, look at this, I just push her, him, sorry. Miss Jen, would you pip? It's all right, I went flying to the moon. All right, lightning round, question three. First, think of a Disney character.

Got it. Got it. Got it. All right, what would their dating app bio say? If you're a frog, I'm a princess. It would say, it's Wally. Is Shrek a Disney character? We'll grandfather him in.

Stay out of my swamp. I don't like that Shrek's in this. Shrek's a Disney guy now? Oh, he's offensive. We're confusing universes. I hope Disney buys DreamWorks. You want that to happen? Yeah, so Shrek can meet Minnie.

So we can finally get an ant sequel. Maxi meets Minnie. I'd love a Shrek Goofy. A Shrek Goofy. Yeah, like a Goofy but who looks like Shrek? Yeah, Shrek is a Goofy. A Shrek Goofy. Yeah, like a Goofy, but who looks like Shrek? Yeah, Shrek Goofy. I'm trying to think of it, I'm not sure what we're buying with that.

I gotta start making CBB t-shirts that are Shrek Goofy. Throw Puss in Boots in the next Frozen movie. Yes, wouldn't that be fun? I love it. Elsa tries to blast him with an ice shield, and he takes his sword and goes, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, and just starts turning it into ice cubes.

Somebody sent you that script and you threw it in the fire you did. Really, geez. Donkey goes, on your left. Love Donkey. Love Donkey, look, we all agree on that. We all love Donkey. The CBB round table, it gets heated sometimes.

Who said that? Can't be the Donkey. But we all agree that we love Donkey. Yep, we can come to an agreement on that. But we fought a lot today. Wait, you talked about this earlier? Yeah, yeah, yeah. About loving Donkey?

Yeah, well, we didn't agree at first. We agreed we loved him, but not how much. We 12 angry men did. Yeah, it took a while. Took a long while. I was unsure. I was a little undecided on Donkey. You were really into elephants, if I remember.

Yeah, well, we were talking about this earlier when I came over to your apartment. Which was where we also live part of the time. Yeah, I just, I wanted to screen you guys and interview you. I FaceTimed you, I was like, you should come over. Yeah, so, but what's weird is you were all three in different bedrooms and I was FaceTiming you from the living room.

So I thought, I didn't know you lived together. Yeah. Exactly. I didn't think it would matter. Well, thank you so much for coming on the show, Scott. Anything to plus. It's been great to have you, Scott. Hey, you're not the host! This is our HeadGum podcast.

This is a HeadGum podcast? Yeah, this is our HeadGum podcast. Oh, man. I hope HeadGum buys earwolfs, so finally, finally the Doughboys can be on Comedy Bang Gang. Wow. That'd be great. Can you imagine?

I think it has been imagined. Wow. I can imagine how it goes. It's like, can you imagine the alternate universe where that happens? Comedy bang bang, comedy bang bang, comedy bang bang. You're gonna put Reggie out of a job here. I'm sorry. All right, well this CBB roundtable has been a wash.

A wash? That's pretty good. I thought it was a loss. If it's a break even situation, it's a wash verging on bust. Oh, don't say that, Scott. Please don't say that, Scott. I guess when I say wash, I mean it's washed.

Meaning bad. It's washed. Oh no, washed is bad? Not in the chimney sleep business, that's a good term. That's a good point. Don't insult me and my best friends like this. Well, look guys, we're running out of time here on the CVU Roundtable. We only have time for one final feature on the show. That is, of course, a little something called Plugs. Just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, just be that, Alright, that was Paramount Plugs by DJ M and Zhu Wan Moore.

I saw you sort of like miming playing along with it, like playing piano to it. Get some ideas for my next track. You're going feet, feet, feet, feet. Yeah, you wrote down bad foot, right? Yeah, that's my next idea. Not another bad foot. No, you've already written. What do you mean another?

Oh, that's right! I did it. Okay, woo, saved myself an afternoon there. Yeah, I wonder how you're gonna spend the afternoon now. Me too. Probably walking around. You're going to get a sore foot again and then it's going to loop back around. In what way?

You really need like a scooter or something like that. I'd love it. I don't have a driver's license. You could just buy one. You have so much money. Are you right? I should. I'll get one today. Just pay off the driving instructor.

I'll get a lime. Okay. Yeah. Have you ever driven before? Have you ever? No. You're a car guy. I love the way they look and I'm a fan of the details.

The details? The specs. The specs. You know, the CCs, the gallons, the liters, the centimeters, the yards, Imperial and British system and metric. I love them all, but never driven someday. It's on my list. Scott, anything to plug?

Normally I ask you guys, you're not the host of this, Pip. I think I might be. Get your own Head Gum podcast. I won't. What do we wanna plug? Crunchkin the Goblin, do you have anything to plug? Gosh, I was listening to, and speaking of Head Gum podcast. I won't. What do we wanna plug? Crunchkin the Goblin, do you have anything to plug? Gosh, I was listening to, and speaking of Head Gum, I was listening to this podcast called

the Rotating Heroes podcast that has, it's free on Head Gum, but then also on Patreon, you can listen to new episodes and- What, these are all old episodes? Old episodes are free, new ones are on Patreon. What a racket. I'm a complete racket. They're stealing from you, but it's pretty good. New arc features John Mackie and Aaron Keefe and Jasper William Cartwright and it's very fun.

Okay. Pip will be checking that out, he will. Oh, Pip, anything to plug here? Well, that. Rotate newest season of Rotating Areas, of course. And then also, speaking of an Edgum podcast, hey Riddle Riddles, on Headgum, and we solve riddles and puzzles and lateral thinking problems. Wow, all right. Billy Sly, Car Guy.

Let me see. I'd like to plug the Edsel. The old car that was- Didn't get a fair shake. Yeah, what was wrong with it again? Was it a death trap or was it just- It was a death trap. It was never popular.

Ugly and a death trap. Right. People didn't like the look of it and they didn't like the way it killed them. Yeah, that reminds me of a friend of mine named Michael Myers. Hey, he's a great guy. He's a great guy, yeah.

People are scared of him. Don't great guy. He's a great guy, yeah. People are scared of him. Don't know why, he's just focused. He lives in Pasadena, right? He's the original ADHD guy. He's a bad guy. Very focused. He can't multitask. Badfoot.

All the way to the hill. What? Someone said Badfoot and you perked up. I wanna plug that song, the original version of Bad Guy, Badfoot. Is the demo out there somewhere? I assume. I've never been on the internet, but it's got to be out there.

Check it out. Check it out. That's all I'm going to plug. Check it out. Well, let's see. I want to plug, hey, we're doing more CBB tour dates. We're wrapping up the tour. We have five dates in October on the East Coast. We're

going out to Montreal. We haven't done a show in Montreal in years and years and years and years. Great city. Finally going to Montreal. We're going to be there October 16th. We're going to Troy, New York. Never played Troy, New York. That's a hot show. Tickets are selling well for that. October 17th. We're going back out to New Haven, Connecticut. Oh, that's in your neck of the woods. Yeah, which venue? We're playing College Street. Oh, great.

So you know that? I do. It's kind of taking up, you know, Toad's Place and College Street are the two cool venues there. Toad's Place? Toad's Place, yeah. That's real. Come on over to Florida, Connecticut.

Okay, yeah. Max Hendricks has a big living room. Yeah, I should swing by. Think about it. That is October 18th. We're playing Tarrytown, New York, October 20th. Birth of the Headless Horseman. That's true, Ikebob Crane.

Maybe he'll go. He might be there. A lot of T's in that. A lot of what's now? Tarrytown on October 20th. Yeah. Maybe not as many as it felt like. It feels like a lot.

It's a fair number. We're also playing Red Bank New Jersey, our first show in New Jersey ever. That's October 21st. All of those shows are on sale now. You can get tickets at cbbworld.com slash tour. And then maybe one more show at the end of the year and that's going to be it for a few years. So make sure you come on out and see us.

And if you wanna hear all of the shows on the tour, you can get a Maximus subscription at cbbworld.com and follow along with us as we do all these shows. And we've been having a lot of fun. This is maybe our best tour ever. All right, tell you what, why don't we close up the old plug bag? What do you say? Here we go! Open up, open up, the plug bag, open up, the plug bag, the plug bag, open up, the plug bag, open up, the plug bag. Wow, that sounded actually a lot like Badfoot.

I heard feet in that a lot. I don't know if that's a feet. That was Open Up the Dub Bag by Evaser. Great job on that. That's different than any of the other remixes and it was very cool. Well guys, you know, I gotta admit the CBB roundtable wasn't everything I hoped for it, but I feel like I made three new friends.

Who? Who? Well you guys. Oh, great! Oh, great, who? Yes, I didn't wanna presume. Me too. Oh, so you're excited by it?

Yes. When you said who, I... Well, I didn't wanna assume. That made me feel like you didn't think we were gonna be friends after this. I would love it, but I just figure a big guy like you burning scripts left and right, you got enough friends, but-

No, I would love three friends. Now that we're friends, can you sneak me into Twisters, please, Scott? Okay, I'm gonna have to buy a long trench coat. Exactly. And then I'll be sitting on your shoulders. Uh-huh. And I guess I could yeah What do you think happens in that movie? I haven't seen it either. I don't know

Glenn Powell I guess starts as a bad guy And then he turns out to be a good guy because he loves to help. He loves to help. Help what? Just generally. Just like people in need. You think I'm kidding, that's kind of it. Yeah. Then why do people think he's a bad guy? Because he had a slight attitude. He was slightly, he was like going for YouTube views.

You know, if you feel it, chase it is what he says. Okay. It's like, there are tornadoes. So people thought he was a bad guy just because he had a slight attitude. It was an authentic. Yeah. But if he's a woman, right, everyone would be fine with it.

Exactly. Okay, well that's for another round table. There's the Scott from before recording. Yeah. That's for a different round table. Unfortunately, this one didn't work out so well, but guys, I want to thank you so much. Crunchkin. Good to see you.

I'll be here for the next two or three days. Yeah. Why do you think two or three? In and out for GoblinCon. Well, maybe, I don't know if they're gonna pay me to be at this thing in the last day, so if they don't, I don't wanna be there, so I'm just gonna sort of be in and out.

Okay. It's sort of a debate with the GoblinCon convention staff. It's sort of an annoying thing. Okay, I'm sorry, but as your friend. I'll tell you about it later. I empathize with you. Okay, thank you.

Yeah, you wanna watch anything tonight? I wanna get into For All Mankind. I think that sounds, I wanna give it a shot because I came down pretty hard on the concept. Do they show the Beatles reunion? Do they show like, is one episode just a concert? I wish, just a couple seconds of news clips, but that was enough for me.

What if like the elves won the blood war? I could do that? I could do that Well, you wouldn't be with us and that would be a damn shame. I guess that would be pretty different Yeah, yeah and pip my whistle I will see you on election week Scott for our big election recap episode you and me We're gonna do a recap. There's not a lot to read. Yeah, there will be be pretty quick No, and you and I'll be consoling you if Trump doesn't win. I'll be a shoulder you can cry on, Mr. Offerman says.

Always great to have a friend. And Billy Sly Car Guy. Hey. You gotta get into a car one of these days. Next time I'll do it and I'll report back. Yeah, but this walking thing? Yeah? It's playing hell on your feet.

It's hurting my feet. I know, my feet I know my feet are bad you've done it already all right all right well we'll see you next time bye bye comedy bang bang comedy bang bang comedy bang bang comedy bang bang comedy bang bang Bad foot. Bad foot. Please.