Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend - One Ring To Rule Them All

Episode Date: January 30, 2025

Conan talks to Rahil in Miami about learning to perform colonoscopies, fasting for eight days, and how to negotiate with future in-laws for a good deal on an engagement ring. Wanna get a chance to talk to Conan? Submit here: teamcoco.com/apply Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using this show link: https://siriusxm.com/conan.

KONIN O'BRIEN NEEDS A FAN Want to talk to Konin? Visit teamcoco.com slash call Konin. Okay, let's get started. Hi Raheel. Welcome to Konin O'Brien Needs a Fan. Hey everybody. Hey Raheel, how are you? I'm doing amazing. So excited to meet you guys.

Yeah, how are you? First of all, where are you contacting us from? So I'm down in Miami. Oh, okay. Other side of the US, yeah. Very nice. And tell us a little bit about yourself, Raheel. Yeah, so I'm currently in my fellowship. So I finished med school and I did my training.

I'm still currently in my training and I'm doing gastroenterology and hepatology. Oh, good Lord. That's impressive. You're a gastroenterologist. And what was the other field too? And hepatology, so they go kind of hand in hand. Hepatology is blood?

Liver. Ew. Ew. Sorry, so liver connected to intestine, yes. Intestinal tract, that all makes sense. Okay. Yeah. And we'll clean that up.

What do you want me to do? What? Who's gonna clean it up? Girls? How do I clean it? Edit it? He's gonna edit it? Yeah, just so I know what hepatology is.

Anyway, so you'll do as you're told. Okay, I'm sorry, Raheel. We can just reconfigure it so that- So Raheel, how are you? Hepatology's actually blood. I'm sorry, Raheel. We can just reconfigure it so that- So Raheel, how are you? Hepatology is actually blood. I'm doing great, it's great to meet you guys. Now, I've always heard hepatology is the study of the liver, is that correct?

Yeah, I actually learned that from your podcast earlier. Thank you. I never make mistakes when it comes to medicine because I too am well-trained. Well, first of all, congratulations, you're a young man and you're, seems like you're very well educated and that's very cool and you've, you're gonna help a lot of people.

Tell us a little bit about your training. What are you interested? Well, first of all, have you worked with a lot of patients so far? Has it all been textbook stuff? Yeah, no, so I've done, so, you know, our med school is four years after our undergrad,

and then we do the three years of internal medicine, which is all, you know, patient-facing, hospital-based, long days, long hours, and then GI hepatology is another three years after that. So I'm about halfway through right now. So it's been about four and a half, five years of seeing patients. This is a huge, it's such a dedication it takes

in the field of medicine. There is no preparation for being in comedy. There's no, I am ashamed. I'm ashamed that you just get to dive in and be an ass and whatever, start getting to practice immediately. I'm so impressed by the fact that you've had, you've spent years and years and years of your life preparing and I'm glad you have

because I'm sure you're gonna be very good at what you do. You're gonna help save a lot of lives. That's the hope. I mean, even this many years in it, every day it feels like I'm still trying to figure out what's going on with everybody. So it's one of those things where learning never stops. You kind of keep going at it, new things, new experiences,

new patient interactions, it all makes it worth it. Okay, I've talked about this a lot, but can you hook me up with prophyfol? Oh, geez. Oh, geez, come on. Because I've, you know, when I've had colonoscopies, they give me this drug prophyfol, and I've talked about it before, but it's the happiest I've been colonoscopies, they give me this drug, propofol, and I've talked about it before,

but it's the happiest I've been in my entire life. It's an absolutely amazing feeling, and it's miraculous. And so if you could become my secret illegal supplier of propofol, I don't see how anyone traces it back to us. I don't see one way that it leaks out and it's tracked back to us. That's just what I'm saying.

By the way, I'm terrible at committing crimes. Have you performed any colonoscopies? Is that something that they've trained you to do? Yeah, yeah. So we kind of get into it from day one from our training. So, you know, our first year we're fumbling around, trying to figure out what we're doing. It's a new technical skill and

it's not necessarily intuitive when you get started. Then over the first year, you really get your confidence and then second year, you really start to build your skill, build your efficiency. Can I just say, I hate to interrupt, but Raheel, doesn't that suck for the patient if you're saying like, yeah, first year you're just jamming a camera in there, you don't know what you're doing. It's banging up against stuff

and you just have to kind of force it. Isn't that, I mean, you don't want to be, I don't want to encounter you at that stage, Raheel, as a patient, is that fair to say? You do with propofol. It's that magic stuff that- Yes! You're right. Okay, so I wake up and I don't know what's happened.

Exactly. You ask, after they wake up, they ask, are we getting started? And that's the't know what's happened. Exactly, you ask, after they wake up, they ask, are we getting started? And that's the magic of ProbeFall. Even though you've been banging around in there for three hours. Oh my God. Just move in furniture.

Just banging around in there, come on. Do you think you're pretty good at it now? I would like to think so. My attendings might say otherwise behind closed doors, but at least to my face, they say I'm doing well. Good, good. I would think, when is the, I would think the technology is gonna improve to the point where you just swallow

like a little pill or something and it works its way through your system really quickly and the pill comes out the other side and said, everything is fine, colon is. They have one. Do they? They have one of those for the small bowel, for like the small intestine, but the colon is just so wide and extended,

it can't really take pictures of the whole thing. And thankfully, I hope it doesn't because then I'll be out of a job. See, that's the problem is technology replaces a lot of, I mean, I'll be replaced by AI in about a year. Yeah. We'll have a fake cone in here. Less than a year.

Okay, that's good to know. Just let me, give me a heads up. Our ratings might go a year. Okay, that's good to know. Just let me give you a heads up. Our ratings might go up. All right, that's nice. That's nice. What? Let's turn up the knob on the comedy portion of the Conan. Hey, it's working.

Well, I think that's fantastic. Now, what about you? What is it, does looking at people's intestines, has it at all adjusted or informed the way that you eat or the way that you treat your body when you look at other people's intestines? No, and it's like, it's always a running joke. Whenever you see GI fellows, you can always like tell who they are in the hospital because they're literally just running to the cafeteria,

stuffing whatever the food they can in their mouth between procedures and then running back to the procedure room. The field and the practice is just so fast-paced and we're just running to see patients, running to do procedures. I like literally, when I tell patients and counsel them in clinic,

I just basically say everything I don't do in my life. And it's one of those- Oh my God, that's fascinating to me. So you're telling them, well, it's really good to, you know, eat a lot of roughage and don't eat processed foods and it's really good to avoid the, and then you don't listen to it at all. I'll be stuffing a pizza in my mouth

as I'm telling them that. Okay, all right. Are you pretty healthy? Are you a healthy eater other than when you're at work? Let's say you're not at work. Are you fairly healthy about your you a healthy eater other than when you're at work? Let's say you're not at work. Are you fairly healthy about your diet? I try to be.

I'm vegetarian, you know, just religiously. So that kind of lends itself to eating more like lentils and vegetables and getting your greens in. Right. Yeah, I'm not a big lentil guy, I'm gonna tell you right now. You know what? I don't like them either. I couldn't even tell you what the face says. I mean, I'm not a big lentil guy, I'm gonna tell you right now. You know what? I don't like them either.

I mean, I don't think I've ever said, hey, I need me some lentils. Yeah. You know? Or when I'm in a restaurant, it's not the first thing I ask the waiter. Hey, you got lentils? No.

What's the lentil situation? Let's run down the list of the lentils. What's the lentil of the day? Exactly. I wanna see the lentil sommelier come out and taste the lentils. What's the lentil of the day? Exactly. I wanna see the lentil sommelier come out and taste the lentil. So do you fast ever? I do.

Cause that's a big thing now. People believe that fasting, and I would like your opinion on this because I know people that fast and they say it's good for them. And then now there's a lot of science that's saying fasting is good. But I always wonder, is it one of those things

where 10 years from now they're gonna tell us, actually, it's terrible for you, we changed our minds. You know? I think, well, so I think the, and I don't know, this is just what I've seen off of Instagram probably, but. Oh, good. Sorry. You're a doctor, are you not?

Hi, doctor. Can you tell us what you're seeing on Instagram? Can I have some of that pizza? Hello, doctor, tell me what's on TikTok. Go ahead, sorry, go ahead, go ahead. No, I was gonna say, I feel like I've seen some people or some other experts kind of saying that the data around internet and fasting isn't all that it was cracked

up to be earlier. So, you know, but, you know, as far as fasting, um, I do not necessarily for the health benefits, but I did, uh, just in terms of religion. Oh, okay. What is a, can you, can you tell me specifically what your religion is? Yeah. So my religion is called Jainism. So practitioners are called Jain. Um, and so we have kind of, you, eight- or 10-day religious festival called Baryushan,

and during that time, we can do different days of fasting. You know, some people will do just the last day and then, you know, kind of as much as you can. So, I've done eight-day fasts. You've done eight? So, basically, no fasts. So, I've done eight days of fasting. So, I've done eight days of fasting.

So, I've done eight days of fasting. So, I've done eight days of fasting. So, I've done eight days of fasting. So, I've done eight days of fasting. So, I've done eight days of fasting. So, I've done eight days of fasting. So, I've done eight days of fasting. So, I've done eight days of fasting. So, I've done eight days of fasting. So, I've done eight days of fasting. You know, some people will do just the last day and then, you know, kind of as much as you can. So I've done eight day fasts. So basically no food.

Eight day fast. Yeah, no food for eight days. No food of any kind, or can you take some sustenance? Just boiled water when there's daylight out. And this kind of stretches back, you know, to the start of the religion and the different like pre-technology ages and stuff like that.

But yeah, just water for eight days. Okay, I have questions. As a doctor, do you think that that's okay to go eight days without any food other than water? I don't. Uh, this was all pre med school. Gotcha. This was like me in undergrad, me in med school.

Okay. Um, I don't think it's the healthiest. I don't think it's the healthiest thing to do. Right. Um, I do think it's a really interesting test of determination, interesting test of self will. Um, and you can really push your body to the limit in a, in a way that,

you know, outside of thinking medical, but you can really see what your body is capable of in those eight days. Are you even able to get out of bed on the eighth day? Are you debilitated? Yeah, no, you can live life as is. You know, one, the first time I did it, I was in undergrad, the second time I was in med school. And you live life as is, you know, the first time I did it, I was in undergrad, the second time I was in med school. And you live life as is, you know, the first couple of days are the hardest where you're, you know, I feel like,

if it's 11 o'clock, and I'm like, it's lunchtime, your body's just so used to it. And then after like, day one, day two, your body kind of adjusts to that feeling of, um, I'm not eating. And so let me occupy myself with other stuff. And then the rest of the week, honestly, just kind of, you just don't feel that sensation of hunger as much. You... You know why? That's because your body is eating itself. On day seven, hey, I don't feel so bad. Yeah, you just ate your heart.

Your body's like, I'm good. Yeah, liver's gone, heart's gone. Now I'm working on the third rib. I mean, it's all, it's all, it's fascinating to me because clearly there is a large religious component in many religions. There's a big religious component to denying yourself food, fasting, going without, and people feeling like they reach a higher plane

or that they feel that they've gained something by seeing what they could do by denying themselves. So there's clearly some kind of link here. It's just, we don't know obviously completely what the science is. And maybe it's different for all kinds of people. I don't know. Yeah, no, I mean, just going through the experience,

it really showed like what the body is capable of. Was it the healthiest thing? I doubt it, but it was an experience. And how do you break after eight days? Yeah, what do you get? Is it, do you get a, you know, like a nine tiered hamburger? What do you get?

I mean, I know you're a vegetarian. I'm just thinking about what I would do. I would try to go to In-N-Out and say, can you make a hamburger that has nine patties? Yeah. They can. That's structurally sound. That shuffle like a deck of cards. Yeah, I want a card dealer in here,

a really good one to shuffle the patties and make a nine tiered sandwich. And then I want my jaw unlocked so I can eat it in one bite. What is your, what do you, when you would break fast, what would you eat? So you actually have to go very slow because you basically have to re-awake your bowel.

And you're not gonna like this, but it's not even lentils, but it's like lentil water. So like the water that you cook your lentils in. Oh, no, no, no, I'm a big fan of lentil water. Don't get me wrong. I am a foe of the lentil. That is my lifelong foe is the lentil, but the lentil water and I are best chums.

Yeah, it's just that and like sugar water. And you just try to wake your GI system back up and then you slowly, slowly advance diet. Right, right. Do you have a question for Conan, Rahil? I do. And it's like a, you know, a life dilemma that I'd love to get some insight of yours. So I am planning on proposing to my girlfriend. And so, you know, I'm about to start the whole ring shopping thing. And her parents just happen to be jewelers.

And so I'd like to know how you would kind of navigate the clear conflict of interest when I have no negotiating power on my side. Okay, it's your question is you don't want to purchase the ring from the parents, is that it? I do, but how would I get the best deal or negotiate my way when I have no power on my side? Can you tackle with your future in-laws?

But are you assuming they're not gonna give you the best deal that they might be trying to make a profit off? Do you get along with your girlfriend's parents? No, I do, I do. They're lovely. They're lovely. Okay, so my guess is they're gonna give you a good deal. But that's the assumption that, you know... He can't go anywhere else. He can't go to another jeweler. Well, my guess is they're gonna give you a good deal. But that's the assumption that, you know, that's- He can't go anywhere else.

He can't go to another jeweler. So they're just gonna be like, well, he's gonna pay whatever we tell him to pay. I would pay like three times the price. I don't know these people. I don't know who they are. You tell me they're nice people. I'm questioning whether you have to buy the ring from them.

You have to. Well, you could say, Raheel, that it's important for you that the ring you give your future wife have passed through your body. Oh, that's not where I thought you, I said, mm. What? I just wanna be an independent man. No, no.

It's important to you that, A, you buy the ring and then it passed through your GI tract. No, no. It's important to you that A, you buy the ring and then it passed through your GI tract. Because that's such an important part of your life. And they're not gonna wanna sell you one of their rings once they hear that. It's a symbolism of. It's a symbol of your, it's a symbol of what you do, your profession,

what you're giving your life to, but also you are willing to process this ring in every way that a human can process something. And then they're gonna not want to sell you a ring at that point. No, because there's a good chance it'll get stuck in there like a sunflower seed. It's not.

What? Raheel, you'll buy a ring that will pass easily through the lower bowel, will you not? Yeah, at my current fellow salary, I don't think I can afford anything that's gonna get stuck. Yeah. Yeah, and you can also encase it in a prune or something that's gonna go through pretty quick.

Oh, come on, don't eat the ring. Don't eat the ring. Oh, you're telling me that what I'm telling him is stupid? How is it stupid that he buy a ring, stick it in a prune, eat it, pass it through his body, clean it off and give it to his wife and bypass his, her parents who are jewelers? I don't see one problem with that plan. Raheel, what do you think?

I could get behind most of it. Well, listen, in all seriousness, I think you buy the to you. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you.

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I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm assuming she's not listening, so I think you're okay. Do you think her parents are gonna have a lot of input on what the ring is, or do you get to choose that freely? We've kind of talked about it, and they've told me what her preferences are. Oh, for God's sake, she already knows. What would she want? What would she want?

I don't know, I think they can keep a secret, so I'm hoping. But do they know what she wants? Because you keep talking about what, you know, Eduardo brings up a good point, which is they know what their preferences are, but what's her preference? No, they've said, you know, they're a family of jewelers,

couple of generations, so jewelry is very ingrained. I think they've always talked about that kind of stuff, like over the dinner table, probably. And so they definitely know her preferences. And I think they definitely guide me the right way. They're sweet people. And this is obviously set with a touch of jest, but. Yeah.

Well, I think it's all gonna go swimmingly. I just wanna make sure that it's a nice surprise. You know, that when you pull that ring out of yourself, that it's a surprise. This is now part of the proposal? He's pulling it out of his body? If he times it right, If he times it right, he can say,

honey, get over here now. Get over here now. Did he just squat? He's gonna squat now. He's gonna squat? No, come on. Your fiance can never listen to this. You could fire it across the room.

Boing, boing, boing. Oh my god. Boing, boing. Like a carnival game, like a ringtone. Yeah. Stick your finger out, honey. No. Here she comes.

Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing. Your parents helped me pick it out. Your parents picked it out a week ago. And then I ate it with a lot of corn. Now listen, I'm sorry. Reheal. Come on. Come on.

Wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap. Reheal. I'm looking right now at a transcript of this entire conversation and I see that I've made no missteps whatsoever. Everything I've said is rational and should be done. So congratulations. No, Raheel, you are a impressive young man.

I think you're gonna have a great career. I wish you the best with this proposal. I think it's all gonna go swimmingly and I hope I bump into you in person someday because I like you. You're a fine fellow. Think really seriously about swallowing the ring. Just think about it.

It's a good idea. You'll probably get on. Thank you guys so much. It was so great meeting you guys. All right, take care, man. Thanks for having me. See you later. Conan O'Brien needs a fan. With Conan O'Brien, Sonam Avsesian, and Matt Gourley.

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