Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend - The Double-Billed QuixlQuaxl in Honor of Audu (Re-Release)
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Hey, Conan O'Brien here, and we are going to re-air a Conan O'Brien Needs a Fan.
This is a segment that aired originally not too long ago, February.
We're re-airing it for a very sad reason.
I just found out moments ago that this fan, Adu Prakash, has passed away. And it's very upsetting because we had a very nice,
I mean, for a million reasons,
but I'm thinking of him because we had a lovely conversation.
He talked to us about his love of birding.
He's a birder and that fascinated me
because my dad, who I lost in December,
was a lifelong birder, fascinated with birds,
and always going out
to check out birds and identify them.
And I would go with him as a kid.
So I could bond with Ado about this
and he was really sweet, very funny,
as you'll see in the segment.
And we had a lovely chat.
He came up with birds that we looked like.
He had a really good sense of humor.
And it is the, just, it's very strange to be
kind of shocked by the passing of someone
who we just spoke to over Zoom.
And we had a connection, but a connection is a connection.
It's a real, he reached out to us
and we shared time with him and had a lovely experience.
And he even invited me to his wedding.
And I said I wasn't able to go
because I was getting ready for the Oscars at the time.
I'm not sure I would have been able to go anyway,
but still, it's just very unsettling.
My thoughts and all our thoughts are with
Adu's family and his friends
and people who really knew him.
And we just wanted to re-air this conversation
because it was just lovely getting to chat with him.
And so this is our way of honoring his passing.
So let's air this segment with Adu Prakash.
And we are very sorry, very sorry
to everyone who knew and loved him.
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Okay, let's get started.
Hi, Adu.
Welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a fan. Hi, guys. Really excited to be here. Hello, Audu. Welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a Fan.
Hi, guys.
I'm really excited to be here.
Hello, Audu, how are you?
Fantastic.
How are you, Conan?
I'm doing well.
I have to compliment you on your voice.
You have a terrific-
And your sweater.
Well, you know, I'm thinking it's mostly a vocal
audio medium, but sure.
I like the whole vibe.
Yeah, the whole vibe is great.
You have an incredible beard.
You have a true Irishman's sweater, I do.
And-
It's actually from Ireland, so.
Oh, I could tell.
Yes, that's the one thing I know.
It's got, I can tell by the various coded messages
in it right now.
It says- Oh, for sure.
It says, buy Guinness.
But, and you've got an amazing beard,
but I've got to say that the tone of your voice
is very calming, fantastic.
I appreciate that.
I mean, I brought my mic from home just so that you can hear
it, like the rich fullness of it all.
Yeah.
Yeah. We've not found a mic in the universe
that will give me a rich fullness.
I've put Eduardo on that pass.
I'm still searching.
Yeah.
It doesn't exist.
We're going through the Barry White estate
to see what we can get.
Adu, tell me a little bit about yourself.
What do you do?
What are you all about?
Where are you coming from?
Wow, that's a huge question.
Yes, it is.
Right now, I am a research engineer for the School of Oceanography
At the University of Washington. So I live in Seattle. Oh wow cool. I
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's a very cool job
I do R&D for the Argo float program
So Argo floats are these autonomous drifters that we've put out in the world's oceans that sample various things in the ocean,
temperature, pressure, salinity, pH, dissolved oxygen, basically kind of giving us a comprehensive look on how our oceans are doing and how our atmosphere is doing.
It's all climate change related, conservation related,
and it's a cool gig.
You know, I'm not an oceanographer by it.
Are you one of those people that believes in science?
Ah, boo.
Why don't you take your mumbo jumbo
and witchcraft somewhere else?
Let's pack up and go go guys, I'm sorry.
Three cheers.
If I don't understand it, I don't like it.
Exactly.
Yeah.
I don't like science.
Now I'm gonna go get in my car and drive around.
Yeah.
That sounds like really good work.
I'm hoping you can tell me something optimistic
because these are perilous times.
It can feel for a lot of us.
What do you- Oh, you want it optimistic?
No, no, no, it doesn't have to be optimistic.
I just want to get your take, your,
it sounds like you're devoting your career
and your incredible mind and hard work
to trying to figure out the oceans,
I'm guessing, are warming that is happening?
Yes, they are.
Okay.
Yes, and they are getting hotter and hotter.
They're just taking in all the heat that we're producing.
Yeah.
And part of this program is to study
how the heat content of the ocean is changing over time.
And a large part of that also is
how much carbon is taking in.
So oceans are very good carbon sinks
for all the carbon that we as humans produce.
And some studies are actually showing that there's some regions that are actually sources of carbon
now. So it's not just sinks, but there's a flux between the ocean and the atmosphere.
I don't know if I have any positive gems for you, Conan, but I think one cool thing, so I'm very
new to oceanography, I was a conservation-based person for 25 years and an engineer, and I kind
of combined those things and landed in this sector, but I think I've just been learning how
cool and complex our oceans are and how many different
subsystems are, you know, in there.
And what's cool is that oceans are like space to us in that they're just criminally undersampled.
Right?
So we don't know much about the oceans at all, because we don't have like an array of sensors
in there for like, you know the last 100 years or so, but
that's what we're trying to do.
We're trying to put as much technology out there and sample as much as we can so that
we can better understand a lot of these things.
It's very cool.
Well, it's also as understanding how rising temperatures are going to affect currents,
winds.
We've all noticed that things are getting more severe.
We're noticing that here in Los Angeles, obviously,
lately that, and I think across the globe,
people are noticing that extremes
are becoming more extreme.
And so, and it doesn't, climate change
doesn't always mean one thing.
It can, the influences can be very complex.
And so we don't really know sometimes what to expect.
Sometimes it means, and we're all figuring that out
together, so.
And I think my work in this area is every bit
as important.
I was gonna say, you're telling him all this stuff.
I do, excuse me, I'm not done yet.
I believe that by various neutron installments
throughout the oceanographic plates and plateaus,
there might one day be hegemony.
Can we just go back to your sweater?
Your sweater looks amazing.
Thank you.
Let's just let Adi talk.
No, I do appreciate, all foolishness aside,
I really do appreciate the work you're doing
and I'm, as someone who has children,
I really do want us to figure this out
and make a better world, so I'm glad you're doing this.
We're doing the best we can, Conan.
Well, try harder.
I'm doing the best I can.
Try harder, you don't look like it,
you just called into a podcast
to goof around.
This is time that could be saving the world
and you're like, I gotta go talk.
You're like, I've got to go talk to Conan and goof off.
Well, listen, I love Seattle.
I'm sort of married into Seattle
because my wife is from Seattle and I married there
and I go back a lot and I love my in-laws
and I love to prowl around Seattle.
It's my second home.
So-
Sorry, you said prowl, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, you know what?
Late at night, wearing mostly black.
Yeah.
And there've been some sightings.
I wear a black cap.
Listen, that's not important.
My prowling is my own business.
Tell us about yourself.
What are your hobbies?
What do you like to do
when you're not studying your sensors?
What do you, and I say that with great respect.
No, you don't.
Of course.
Beep, beep, bloop, bloop.
What do you, with great respect,
what do you like to do in your spare time?
I do, what's your hobby?
I think, yeah, my two main ones are trail running
and bird watching.
Oh, bird watching.
What I found is I hang out with a lot of older folks
because that's a very kind of niche subset of activities.
I find my communities, honestly,
but it gets me outside.
My father was a birdwatcher, loved it,
and he used to always try and get one of us
to go along with him birdwatching.
And when I was a kid, I'd noticed
that no one else was volunteering,
and I would feel someone's gotta go.
And so I would go, and I would trudge around marshes in the suburbs of Boston or Rhode Island
and not enjoying the smell.
And did you enjoy it?
I have to say I didn't at the time.
The one thing I really did enjoy was there was once a gull
that got way off course and kind of made the news
called Ross's gull. And Ross's gull that got way off course and kind of made the news called Ross's gull.
And Ross's gull I think usually hangs out in Alaska or Russia.
And it, this thing I think lost its connecting flight, got all turned around and Ross's gull
showed up.
Some birder spotted it in Boston and this might be, I'm going gonna say this is 1970, this could be 76, 77,
something like that.
And I went, my dad was really excited,
and he said, we've gotta go.
It was like a 40 minute drive.
And so there was a bunch of, I mean,
there was 300, 400 birders there, and we found a spot,
and I saw Ross's gull
and I remembered thinking, wow.
And then I tried that line on women for years.
It never worked.
Never worked.
I almost traveled nine hours round trip
to see something called a Bicol Teal down in Oregon.
It was kind of a similar vagrant.
Yep.
Got kind of lost and found its way over here.
But I'm getting married in two weeks and I don't think
your wife would be-
Wait a minute, I do, you buried the lead.
This is a huge event.
And you're talking about the double bill Quixel Quack-Sle. Making fun of his interest.
I am not.
This is again with great respect.
So tell me about this.
You're getting married in two weeks and?
And basically there's a lot to do because I'm getting married in India and my fiancee, soon-to-be-wife,
is from Texas and her whole family is from Texas and not a lot of them have visited Asia or India
and I'm basically coordinating a bunch of stuff like clothing, visas, flights,
like clothing, visas, flights, choreographed dances,
because it's a big kind of soiree. I've never been to a true Indian wedding
and I've always wanted to go.
It's true they take place over more than a day, right?
It's three or four days, yeah, for ours.
And actually in my, when writing to y'all,
I actually invited the three of you.
So invitation's still open.
It's on the 10th of February.
And I know you have the Oscars to host.
It's...
Yeah, come on.
It'd be really great if I blew off the Oscars.
I'll handle the Oscars.
You go to the wag.
You go to the wag.
I love that.
There's been a quick program change.
Instead of Conan O'Brien, Matt Gorley's here.
And best picture goes to Goldfinger.
How is that possible?
Every category.
James Bond films from the 70s swept tonight.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Where in India is the wedding taking place?
Southwest side of India, and there are a ton of birds there.
I keep a life list of birds and I started when I was six years old and my mom and dad
really got me into it because we would go visit India all the time and I'd see all these
like elephants, tigers and all these cool big mammals and we'd see all these like elephants, tigers and like you know all
these cool big mammals and we'd watch animal plant and then I'd come back to
the Bay Area where you know I grew up and I'd see you know a squirrel or like
you know like a rabbit and I and I was really bummed out and my mom was like
here take some binoculars go go look for birds you know what we'll take to a park
and I got hooked right it was just kind of like I want to see everything they're take some binoculars, go look for birds, you know, what will take you to a park.
And I got hooked, right?
It was just kind of like, I wanna see everything,
they're all so cool, they all act so differently.
And, you know, but then I just kind of like
wrote them on a piece of paper
and then I would throw the paper,
piece of paper away, like all the species I was seeing.
So you're a literate.
And it wasn't until maybe,
I'm a literate, that's right.
That's great. In the ocean.
Straight in the ocean.
Yeah. Yeah.
Big problem with climate change
is we keep finding these burning notes.
The fish are eating them and dying.
Rare fish.
We're looking for someone named Adu.
If you know anything about him,
he's wearing an Irish sweater that he got from Liam Neeson.
But I'm, well, so, but this is how you got interested in it.
And so now you're gonna go to India
and it's a chance to probably see some new birds.
Oh, for sure.
Yeah, like, you know, I lost all those lists from before.
So there's, you know, I want to say close
to a thousand species there, not specifically in that state,
but there's just like so many and I'm very excited.
The venue is actually right next to a bird sanctuary,
which I don't know if my fiance knows about,
but I'm probably gonna sneak away and try to bird.
During the ceremony, will your eyes be kind of wandering
up into the skies?
Yes, I said I do.
Do you take this woman, huh?
I do.
I do.
Nicely done.
Yeah, you're gonna drift away so many times,
like when it's time for toast, where is he?
Ah-ka-ka-ka, ka-ka-ka!
You're there with nine birds on your arm
talking to them like Dr. Doolittle.
You're joking, but that's actually how most of-
I'm not joking.
I sum up a human being very quickly.
Is your fiancee into birds?
She's into large mammals
and she kind of tolerates my birding.
And sometimes I'll find a bird.
You know, we went to Peru earlier this year
and I was showing her,
oh, look, that one's like a really prehistoric looking bird.
And she's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then like every once in a while,
I'll find something that she'll be like,
oh, wow, that actually is really cool and beautiful.
But I don't know, we got our camps.
We're in the wildlife camp, but you know.
That's good.
It's close enough.
It's close enough.
Yeah.
My wife is not adjacent to any of my interests in any way.
So where you are sounds, you are sounds much, much healthier.
And I compliment you and I weep for myself.
I do.
There's a, well, I just think this is wonderful.
Sona and I have been to Jaipur.
Yeah.
And to the, I guess they call it the pink.
Is it the pink city?
Is it the pink city?
Yeah.
It was very pink.
It was, I think after, but anyway, we were there together.
We've had so many adventures together,
but we were there together, I think around 2010.
And that was my one dip into India and I loved it.
I think it's a magical place.
I really do.
It's fantastic.
Yeah, I'm, I think the most exciting thing for me
outside of marrying my soon to be wife
is showing all these people who are so near and dear to me
a culture that I have kind of taken for granted
all the cool experiences that I've had.
I'm allergic to niche interests, I'm sorry.
Oh my God.
He was having a nice moment there.
He's really having a really sweet moment
talking about India.
I couldn't help it, I sneezed for real
and then I had to add a joke to cover my human moment.
I'm sorry, continue, so get it back, my sneeze is over.
Well, I'm just excited to kind of show parts of my culture
that I took for granted growing up,
like being invited to all these weddings,
going clothes shopping, like going up into the mountains,
staying in a bungalow, you know, seeing elephants.
And there's the culture, there's the environment,
there's just like the country itself
that I'm really excited to show people.
And yeah, I'm super stoked.
It was a lot of work to get here, but.
Quick question.
I know it's a tradition.
Are you going to ride in at one point on a white horse?
I am not, but I am going to ride in on a vintage car.
Oh, okay.
What kind of car? What car?
1987 Buick La Sabre.
I don't think I have a full say on the specific car.
It could be a Jaguar, hopefully, fingers crossed.
But yeah, basically growing up for a lot of our weddings
that I attended, elephants were used,
riding in on elephants.
Riding in on a big animal is a big thing
and I know this because Jack, none other than Jack McBrayer
was invited to one of the Jonas Brothers,
I think it was Jebediah Jonas, I think,
was married to India and he said that...
I can't believe I stopped saying who it actually was.
The Jonas Brother came in on a white horse.
Yeah.
At the, you know, and the horse was like,
what's Jack McBrayer doing here?
Uh...
Sorry, I'm taking this far afield.
No, it's fine.
But elephants are, we don't ride them anymore because we found that it's actually super
harmful to them.
And so actually it's good that we're kind of moving away from that.
But a car, car's nice.
And my fiance is going to be coming in on a boat.
Oh, cool. That's nice. Right. Oh, I want to go. Yeah. And my fiance is gonna be coming in on a boat.
So cool.
Oh cool.
That's nice.
Right.
Oh I wanna go.
Yeah.
Let's go.
So do just come.
Can you postpone the wedding?
Till after the Oscars?
I think we postpone the Oscars.
Okay.
Yes.
Let's do it.
You know what I mean?
I would love to say the Oscars have been postponed
and people would be like, oh, you know,
well probably because everything has hadn't been in LA. And I'd be like be like, oh, you know, well probably because of everything it's had in LA.
And I'll be like, no, no, no, no, not because of that.
Aadu is getting married and I need to be there.
Yes.
And he's been a good friend of mine for about 11 hours.
Yeah.
You know, Sona means gold in Hindi.
Okay, no one cares.
There you go.
We need Sona at the wedding.
Give us time to process it.
It means gold.
The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut.
It's a legume.
Did you know that pirates have an eye patch,
not because they're missing an eye.
Mine was relevant.
To adjust to the light.
We're talking about India, and that my name means gold.
You kind of forced it in.
All right, well, it's just cool.
It's a cool little fact.
Can I just say, choreographed dancing though,
I want, I would love to see y'all do,
like join in on the choreographed dancing.
Yes.
And this is an extra bit of enticement.
If you come, we will add the string dance
to the choreographed dance.
Okay, all right.
I'm out, I'm out.
I'm getting, I'm out too.
Eduardo, book me some flights.
I love yelling at us.
This is your engineer.
Highly trained sound engineer to book.
I know, but you have to be
jack of all trades in these situations.
Eduardo, get me those flights
and a cup of black coffee, see?
Book, book, click, click, click.
He's just pretending.
Book, book, click.
Book isn't a sound effect.
Book, book, aisle, aisle, book.
Well, Ado, I'm very happy for you.
What is your bride's name?
Allison.
Allison, okay.
I'm very happy for you and for Allison.
And trust me, if I could find a transporter beam,
I would be there.
You seem like a very cool guy and I support,
I just love that you're using your mind
to try and help the planet.
I love that.
I would do that, but my mind's no good.
But I'm happy that you and people like you
are hard at work on this.
I appreciate that, Conan.
Thank you.
I think we're good, right?
Yeah.
I wanna thank you so much, Ado, for calling in.
And again, very energizing to find out
that we have fans out there who are smart and funny
and cool and doing good stuff.
And have amazing taste in sweaters.
I bow to you, sir.
I bow to you.
Thank you.
All right.
Could I say one last thing?
Sure.
As an exercise, I found birds that I thought
reminded me of each one of you.
Oh, sure, yes.
And I have some photos.
Go, go for it.
That's a quick edit right there.
Yeah.
This is called the Andean cock of the rock.
And I'll repeat that, cock of the rock.
No, it's not the real name.
That is, I mean, it's like looking in a mirror.
I'm sorry, I'm not sure who that is.
That is my bird.
What's it called again?
I wanna write it down and make sure that they are,
you know, don't go extinct.
What is it called again?
The Andean Cawke of the Rock.
Yeah, it's all upper body red with a huge red pompadour.
Yes.
I mean, you can't even tell what's head
and what's like mating plumage or whatever that is.
And you can tell it breeds insatiably.
It's called the cock of the rock.
Yes, no, and it's just got so much sexual energy.
It probably has sex with the rock.
Come on.
It probably does.
So they have like these kind of performance halls.
I'm not even joking, where all the males just come and kind of unleash all their sexual energy by like
bobbing and making like weird dances.
Yes! Oh my god.
And then the female, like, Cock of the Rocks kind of just watch and see, you know, which one catches their eyes.
It just kind of reminded me of Conan for some reason.
You know what? I am now cock of the walk.
Cock of the rock.
Andy and cock of the rock.
Okay, I'm the Andy and cock of the rock.
Yeah. I love it.
Yeah.
All right, let's move on.
What's Sona?
I got Sona.
Well, this is.
This is Sona.
Okay.
Nice mustache, son.
I know, Sona, look at that.
It's got your dad's mustache.
Come on, man.
It does.
Hey, Gil.
I wanna preface by saying I love hearing you
on the podcast and all the shorts
and your kind of laughter fills up the room
and I just wanted to shout out to that.
This is called the three waddled bellbird.
It's a really cool bird from like Central America.
And it is one of the loudest birds in existence.
Yes! Nice.
Its calls go to, I think, 100 decibels, like a rock concert almost.
Oh my God.
You can hear them across like the rainforest.
Oh my God. Three waddled, I don't know.
It's so funny you say that because we work in this office building rainforests. Oh my God. Three waddled, I don't have. Bellbirds.
It's so funny you say that
because we work in this office building
and I'm on the top floor.
When Sona enters on the first floor,
I hear it as clear, we all do,
the whole building shakes
because you're one of the loudest people I've ever met.
Okay, yes, okay.
You're a three waddled.
Three waddled bellbird.
I'm sorry Sona.
No, no, no. You know what, you're rightled. Three-waddled bell bird. I'm sorry, Sona. No, no, no.
You know what, you're right, and I get it.
And I own that about myself.
And now let's move on to the fussiest of the birds.
Come on.
Of course.
Yay!
Oh, look at that.
I'll take it.
This is the burrowing owl.
I'll take it.
So, Gorley, so to all of you,
I've been kind of ingesting Conan content for two decades.
And Gorley, you were on the scene for me, right?
But I think you came in and you were kind of this wise presence, right?
I always think of you as an owl, like the spectacles and everything.
And then you kind of started to emerge as, oh, oh, he's insane as well. And basically, the Burling Owl, super wise,
but I mean, look at them, they're kind of insane.
That middle one is crazy.
That middle one, no, it's very true that Gourley came in
and we all thought, well, he's the steady hand
on the tiller, he's clearly the experienced podcaster here.
And he very quickly went quite mad.
Definitely not the worst, but pretty terrible.
Well, I do, that was a real treat.
And we're gonna post those
because we want our fans to see those
and we should probably wrap it up.
But my heartfelt congratulations to you.
And I hope our paths cross in person.
That would be very cool.
I'd like to shake your hand.
I would love that.
I would love to do that.
I have a very firm hand to shake.
Congrats, Ado.
All right, take care, Ado.
Have a great time.
Thank you.
Take care.
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