Cox n' Crendor Show - Cox N' Crendor: Monday, April 15th 2013
Episode Date: April 15, 2013We're back! And we explain why the long absence! So leave our inboxes alone! In this episode Jesse discusses being a famous celebrity, and then being put in his place for even thinking it. Also they c...reate an animated series about coins. Yep. Coins. WE'RE BACK BABY!!!
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Well, stuff happened.
Actually, we can walk them through this.
I think we actually did an episode.
And then I might have lost the file and was like, screw it.
You know what?
I'm not even going to bother.
And then I went to PAX because that was the PAX weekend. Then we came back and we did an episode, which it still exists.
But then I immediately had to go like that day to England. So if people are like, why haven't there been an episode
for 24 days? I haven't been home for 23 of those 24 days. Yeah. So I mean, this is the
nicest possible way. Deal with it. Wonderful. That's what I always say. Just deal with it.
We're back now.
My throat's...
What was that?
Just Chuck Testa.
I was going to start out by saying, before I say what I've been doing, since I did a lot,
what have you been doing?
I think I figured out.
I found an amazing soundboard app that has a bunch of sounds on it.
Yeah.
And then I got sent stuff in the P.O. box.
I saw you got squishables, and I'm horrified and angered by that.
Yes, I got the biggest beanbag squishable warble.
Someone spent $140 on this, and now I have it.
I hope it's a lady, and I hope she gets some from it
That's why men send women gifts on the internet. I figure the reverse is the same
I'm gonna tell you right now men give that if you get some if you send me something
You're in for a lot of disappointment
You're still gonna get some
It's just gonna be very disappointing see this warble up is
ginormous he's right here I use him as a footrest a warble isn't a thing you're
like you see this warble you have to describe basically a warble looks like
he's stoned out of his mind monster creature yeah, I've been sent other squishables as well. I got the red dragon,
the yeti, the cthulhu,
the
warble mini one. You are
a grown man with a house filled with
like, beanie babies. It's not a house,
it's a corner. Oh, I'm sorry. With a
corner filled with beanie babies. They're not beanie
babies, they're squishables.
At first, whatever, same damn thing.
At first, I was against this.
Now, I want people to keep sending them to you until your house is filled with them.
And my goal is for you to meet a nice young lady who's like, hey, I'm coming over to your house.
And then when she gets there, is horrified.
But she can't leave because the warble is blocking the exit.
It'd be a horror movie. You can't leave Mr the warble is blocking the exit. It'd be a horror movie.
You can't leave Mr. Krendor's house.
The horrible warble.
The horrible warble.
Boo!
Just don't boo that.
It's like, it'd be like Psycho.
Uh-huh, go on a movie and tell me what's that movie about.
What's that movie about, buddy?
It's like there's just a stack of beanbag warbles blocking the door.
It's like...
Did you spend money on that?
No, it was free.
This is free.
Can you believe it?
Look at this.
I can even play this.
Right now we're being copyright infringed.
They can't do anything to us.
Saxophone guy's coming for us.
He just has like a sense, like a spider sense.
You're going to be in bed, sleeping.
And tonight all of a sudden you're going to hear like, what?
What?
You're going to keep getting closer.
You're going to open your eyes and look around.
It's not going to be there.
And you're like, oh, it must be a dream. Close your eyes. It's like right in front of your face. What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? You're going to keep getting closer? You're going to open your eyes and look around? It's not going to be there? And you're like, oh, it must be a dream.
Close your eyes.
She's like right in front of your face.
What? What? What? What?
You're going to open your eyes.
This is the last thing you see.
Before it takes your soul.
We're in like a grotesque mood today.
What is happening?
That's what happens when we're gone.
See, now I'm getting over a cold.
As you can hear from my voice, I've been sick.
I was perpetually sick the last
like 30 days so after pax east i came back and was sick i got every time i go to a convention
i get immediately sick so then after going there because i shake hands and like hug and make out
with let's say lots of Look, don't question it.
And when I get back, I'm instantly sick.
I don't know why making out with women makes me sick.
I'm so allergic.
That's a great quote. And it makes me sick of making out.
I'm so sick of making out with the ladies.
Every day I got to open my mouth and tongue them.
It's horrible.
What is happening?
I don't know.
It's so, anyway.
We're so out of sync.
I bet you're thrilled we're back.
Like, just imagine our normal Monday shows.
This is like five times worse.
That's pretty low.
It's like we came back from a really long weekend.
A really long weekend.
It is.
Don't expect news today because it might not happen.
So what happened then is I ended up coming back from the convention sick as a dog.
And I had like two days.
Two days to get prepared to go to England.
And in those two days, I got better. prepared to go to England and in those two days I got better.
Flew out to England, everything was good.
Went around England, had a great time.
Immediately get to the convention there,
get sick.
Without a doubt, like immediately.
You enter a convention, you immediately get
wafted with like diseases you've
never heard of and you instantly get them.
Especially in England. And so I got sick.
Oh, English diseases are the most cynical.
I know one is hepatitis C.
I think that's a thing, though.
I was going to say hepatitis C, and then I was like, oh, it's an actual.
That's what I have now, ladies.
Hepatitis C.
But I had a blast.
England was so much fun.
I enjoyed every minute of it.
I will say, though, some hilarious things happened.
One, everywhere we went for tour stuff, there was never a tour guide.
So I'd always end up taking over as the tour guide and just rambling the most random crap.
So your degree finally came to use.
It did.
For example, Stonehenge, if you're not aware,
I started the tour by saying
that it was the very first McDonald's
because those arches were originally golden
and that's where they ate.
And then I ended the tour by letting them know
this is where they filmed the scene in Star Trek V
where Kirk fights God.
So that's a thing.
We went to the Tower of London, and I made a video.
It's on my YouTube channel of that.
That was kind of fun.
After all the sightseeing stuff was done, we ended up in Southampton.
Everywhere we went, we're like, hey, our final stop's going to be Southampton.
And everyone's like, why do you want to go there?
And really, there's not much there.
Except one thing.
The Hobbit Pub.
It's a pub.
It's just like a pub.
But its theme is like the Lord of the Rings movies.
It is the best.
The best place on earth.
Is it shaped like a hobbit hole?
Not at all.
It's just a house.
Damn.
It's just a house. Damn. It's just a house.
But they do have a backyard that is huge.
Like massive.
We thought it was a really tiny, small pub.
But the back of it is this giant, open area.
The walls have murals of Lord of the Rings characters.
It's crazy looking.
And then in the back, like the deep back,
is a Jamaican barbecue place.
So you're in the middle of England,
in Southampton, in the middle of nowhere,
at a Hobbit pub with a Hobbit theme,
and there's just a Jamaican grill in the back.
Wait, so like, it's their backyard.
You're saying it's like a giant open field.
Yes, pretty much.
And so it's like you gotta go through this giant field to get to the barbecue pit.
Yes.
That sounds like it's an adventure.
And it's a Jamaican barbecue pit that had – it was closed when we were there.
I was disappointed.
So we had to go to this one place that served Donner.
I don't know what Donner is, but I assume it is a reindeer?
It's true, it is a reindeer.
Is that who they're barbecuing?
No, it was like a falafel place.
It was not Greek. There's definitely no Greeks there.
I don't know what this restaurant was.
That's racist.
But it's certain. What? No Greeks were present.
I just picture a guy in a field, a Jamaican guy in a field like a giant open field
And he's got like one little no
It's not just like a little like barbecue like those ones okay in the field and he's barbecuing Donner the reindeer
And it's just like come on bud
Come eat the reindeer you're mixing the two things
First off it wasn't a giant field like that.
But it's in the back, and there's a Jamaican place.
But it was closed because it's only open on weekends, and we were there on, like, a Wednesday.
So we went to a place, like, down the road that was a Middle Eastern, like, kebab place, I guess.
And they served doner.
And I'm trying to think what that would be called here.
It's the stuff that's on, if you ever go to a Greek or Middle Eastern restaurant,
and the thing that's on that spinning skewer, and they shave off pieces of it.
It's like what goes on a gyro.
Yes.
Here they don't call that Donner.
I don't know what they call it here.
Isn't that lamb?
Yeah.
But they call it something else that sounds more appealing
than naming it after one of the reindeers that Santa has.
And so we ordered it, brought it back.
The thing was, is the guy, I don't know if this is a normal British portion, but it was like the size of my keyboard.
It was huge.
And I'm sitting there trying to eat as fans are starting to meet us there.
And I'm like, I can't finish this thing. It's not even gonna happen.
So I just left it there.
And I felt really bad because the entire
night there was one table
just taken up by this food
that we could not finish.
And we were like, whatever, they'll fix it.
All night no one got to it because there were so many people there.
It was insane.
They have a drink special there that
is called
The Fellowship, like you have to complete it
It's a card, or it's actually like a sheet
And each drink
Is named after one of the members of the Fellowship
And so like you can get a Gandalf
Which was like this blue drink that was kind of good
Or um, it might have been a Gimli
I don't remember what the, one of them was Rootpear
Was it an Elrond?
I don't even know
But so, all the different
drinks are mixed drinks and and if you complete all 11 you get a t-shirt and a card that says
you have completed the fellowship you are now eligible to purchase the nazgul damn and only
with this card can you get the nazgul i went through all 11 drinks in one night got the Nazgul? I went through all 11 drinks in one night.
Got the Nazgul, drank the Nazgul, and never felt better about myself
in my entire life. This is like the
peak of your existence.
I felt like I accomplished something for
once.
I would assume besides having a child,
this is the best thing I'm ever gonna
accomplish.
There is nothing else for me to do in this life. It was wonderful. I did it in one night too, and the best thing I'm ever going to accomplish. There is nothing else for me to do in this life.
It was wonderful.
I did it in one night too.
And the best part was the night was really long so I could stretch it out.
It wasn't like I had two hours to pound these down.
We were there for a while.
And we were there so long that a band showed up.
And the band was in like this special black light band room.
Which, by the way Note to everyone
Upon going into the Blacklight Band Room
I realized my hoodie, which I had been hugging people in
All night, had weird like stains on it
And I was like, oh no
So apparently fans got a little too excited
Or I was very excited
One of the two
Well
Are you sure it just wasn't the Nazgul?
It could have been It could have been the Nazgul stalking me
It's possible
It could have been all the drinks
I might have been spilling them all over myself all night
That's how I got through it really quickly
Just dumping drinks on myself
So I did it
I did it guys
How did they know you drank all the drinks?
Well they have to stamp them
Each time you order one
So I guess technically you don't have to stamp them. They stamp each time you order one.
So I guess technically you don't have to drink them.
You can just buy them all.
Yeah.
But every time you order, they stamped it.
Hmm.
And so we were in this special, like, club area.
And they had a band.
And I guess it was, like, a British ska band.
I don't know what they were.
I guess they were a reggae band.
And I was kind of loving it. And at one point I don't know what happened, but the band
devolved into just random people
coming up on the stage and singing.
And this guy comes out of the crowd
and starts singing the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
rap. And everyone in the band's like
okay, sure. And they start playing along
with him. And I was like
this is the craziest thing I've ever seen.
It was wonderful.
Some random drunk guy comes up and starts saying,
they're just like, I'm going with it.
Yeah, they're like, all right, sure.
That was an amazing night.
I had so much fun there.
And then Dodger and I went to Nottingham with this guy, Nick,
who was our driver, which was the was I've never had a driver before
It was wonderful
Nick had the best cosplays
Of anyone at this convention
Dude was male
Versions of all female characters
So like
He won as Lara Croft we called him
Mancroft the entire time
He like had the outfit and everything
He won as like man harley
quinn it was like i don't even know what you would call that harley har manly quinn manly quinn
manly quinn there you go works and so look i'm not even gonna lie for the first time in my entire
life usually i don't ever say like oh yeah you know I think I'm famous For the first time I felt famous
I went to GammaCon and I
Might have been for the first time ever
It was amazing
I saw more shirts
I never felt so good about myself in my entire life
Right when I think I have achieved
Celebrity status
Of course
I am knocked down a peg
In front of all my friends.
The following happened to me.
So I think you know this more than most people.
I have a weird, deep-seated desire to make everyone happy.
Everyone happy.
I feel like if I don't make them happy, I will hate myself for it.
And so what happens
is when I go to conventions and things,
I can't say no.
Like if someone's like, hey, can I
hug you? I'm like, sure. Like, hey, can I rub
your butt? I'm like, okay, sure.
Right? When people come to talk to me,
I'll listen to them, even though
it's like 20 minutes later and I'm like,
I really shouldn't listen to you anymore.
Take note of that, everyone.
I know. Please listen to you anymore. Take note of that, everyone. I know.
Please don't abuse me.
So at one point, very late at night, on the final night, after I had been like high-fiving and being awesome, you know, Jesse, this girl, she was attractive.
I'm not even going to lie.
So I think that had part to do with it, too.
But I was ready to go to bed.
I'm like, look, you're gorgeous and all, but I got a flight to catch in the morning.
I got to top of this shit.
So she came up to me and was talking to me about stuff and all sorts of weird things.
She was very drunk, but I was being very polite.
I was like, oh, yeah, of course.
My friend's like, dude, Jesse, come on, let's go.
I'm like, no, no, hold on, hold on.
I'm talking to her.
Trying to be really nice, really considerate.
I'll be up in a sec.
And she, at the top of her lungs, like something out of Billy Madison goes,
I have an attractive boyfriend.
I'm not going to bang you.
And the look on my face, like everyone in the room started cracking up.
And I was like...
I would have started laughing.
I was like, I did not ask for it.
I did not want it.
I don't know why you thought now would be an appropriate time to say that.
Literally, the guy who runs GammaCon sitting next to me, dying of laughter.
I'm like, I wanted none of this.
That's what the room was like.
That's what it was like right there.
The best part is she's looking around, like, wondering why people are laughing.
Right?
And then she goes, I blow you because that's the kind of person I am, but it's not happening.
What?
And I'm like, what is going on right now?
Everyone, like,
all my friends are just, like, running to the
elevator, cracking up.
And I'm like, I don't
understand what you just did to me.
Like, what?
Is this a setup? What? It came
out, it was just like that scene in
Billy Madison where the girl's like, shh, be quiet. And he's like,
no, I will not make out with you.
I love that.
I was like, what?
What did I do?
And so basically any ego peg I was up was immediately knocked down.
Exactly.
Literally, I sat there in the most embarrassed state of my life.
I listened to her continue to ramble on, even though I was embarrassed and tired.
Because I couldn't just say no to her.
Like, look, shut up.
If you're not going to bang me, I don't want to hear what you have to say.
At that point, I should have been like, look, we're done.
Any guy would have been like, oh, we're not?
Okay, and left.
Probably listening to the podcast right now.
I'm like, go on.
Please. And then she finished what she had to say now. I'm like, go on, please.
And then she finished what she had to say,
and I was like, well, I gotta go to bed.
Thanks for talking to me.
She's like, okay,
and then she passed out on a couch.
I was like, that girl is...
I just picture you being like,
oh yeah, the Romans,
they had a very intricate sewage system.
It traveled, actually, through Rome,
and she's just like,
no, I won't bang you.
The best part was is she made it very clear, I have an attractive boyfriend.
I'm not going to bang you.
I was like, what?
It was amazing.
It was.
It was.
Yes.
That's exactly what it was.
And for another five minutes Humiliated I sat there
And just listened to her talk and then was like
Well I gotta go to bed now
We'll see you later
And all my friends just sat there like dude what are you doing
Why are you tolerating this
And I sat there I was like
Look she's drunk
Drunk girls say stupid stuff sometimes
Drunk guys say stupid stuff
I'm okay with that
That's the capping quote
that's the quote then i went to bed and woke up the next day way too early it was like i
shouldn't have stayed up to talk to that girl and that's life lessons right there with jesse cox
you're welcome that was i had a blast i I said, I felt like a celebrity and I was immediately
destroyed. They had to make sure
it was just like karma
floating in the air, just making sure
that something bad had to
happen to you. Right? Like,
look. England people are crazy.
Yep.
That was
my time.
Other than that
England is pretty much America
But just older
It's the exact same thing except everyone talks a little older
There was a little boy
We were on the train
I don't remember which town
But there was a little boy talking to his mother about Legos
Describing them like he was a 13th century scholar
He was like
Mama
Legos If you place them in a certain order, kids like three.
It was amazing.
Oh, my God.
I might want to have children now if that's what my kid will be like.
Mama, when you place Legos in a certain order, they form ethereal patterns.
I'm like, kid is at Hogwarts level.
And over here, there's like 14-year-old kids being like, I want the Lego.
I want it.
Where's my Lego?
Where's my Lego at?
It's like, get a job, Timmy.
I don't need a job.
That's America.
Suck it, Brittany.
I'm going to go eat French fries
Mummy, why is that monster eating French fries?
Why is that monster eating chips, mummy
And calling them fries related to our enemies?
Whoa
We learned something crazy there
What?
Apparently, the British are so Americanized
They have French fries
What?
When we went places that serve fish and chips, they serve just fish and French fries.
Apparently, according to everyone else, chips are big and thick, not French fries.
So you can't, so they have French fries, but I guess they just call them fries.
But still, so we go, like, we made an effort to find fish and chips one day, and it was fish and french fries.
And the people were like, no, no, no.
Chips are big and thick.
So we went out another time, and I ordered chips, and they are totally different.
Whoa.
I know.
I feel lied to.
I thought all french fries were chips.
Are they like potato wedges?
But they're square.
Oh. They're square, but they're square. Oh.
They're square and they're a little crisp, they're super crispy on the outside
and like mashed potatoes on the
inside. Like fluffy,
I don't even know how to describe it. It's, it's
it's insane.
Chips. Like
chips are totally different
than actual
french fries, yet everyone here says that french fries, like, it's confusing.
Look, England's confusing.
England does sound very confusing.
Everything about it is.
Their money is insane.
They have 15 different sizes of coins.
They have, like, one pence, two pence, ten, five, twenty.
They have a fifty.
They have a one pound coin and a two pound coin.
I knew they had pounds.
Are pence like their cents?
Like pennies, yeah.
Twenty cents, yeah.
It's insane.
And then with our money, it's all size relative.
Like the bigger the coin is, the more value it has.
Except for a dime, which makes no sense.
Get on that, Congress.
Dimes are just stupid.
Dimes are dumb.
Yeah, that's the only outlier.
In England, it's all over the place.
Like, some are bigger than others.
Like, a 50 cent thing is like,
sometimes they're bigger, sometimes they're small.
It's confusing. A one
pound is one of the smallest ones they have.
It's thick.
It's thick and like, goldish looking, but
it's so confusing.
And then a two pound looks like a toonie
in Canada. That's how I knew that's what that was.
Loonies and toonies. I know my
Canadians. I know my Canadians because of cartoons. I knew that's what that was. Loonies and Toonies. I know my Canadians. I know my Canadians because of
cartoons. I don't know
what that means. Looney Tunes.
You get it? Because Looney Tunes is like cartoon
but then it's like the thing is that's their currency.
That is the dumbest thing I've heard in my entire life.
Okay, yeah. There should be a kids book
about dimes and how
they're undersized but they're still valued.
I would love that.
I'm just a dime. Oh. I'm just a dime.
Oh, I'm just a dime.
And I'll get you to school on dime.
What?
What's that even mean?
Is it like a dime's a bus driver?
He's driving like a bunch of coins to school.
Yes, that's it.
That's the story.
He's like, pop down back there, you pennies.
They're like, oh, Mr. Dime.
We're bigger than you, Mr. Dime.
That doesn't mean you're worth more
than me.
My favorite part is
that's our voice for Abraham Lincoln.
Oh, Mr. Dime!
I forgot that there's president heads on them
and they're the things talking.
I thought it was
just like a coin with a face.
Nope. All of them are Abraham Lincolns, but they all have different voices.
Like, oh, Mr. Dime, it's me, Abraham Lincoln.
I'm just a dime.
Oh, yes, I'm just a dime.
I'm going to get you to school on time.
And the kid's like, oh, Mr. D dime. Don't be such a potty pooper.
We're gonna go to the ice cream social.
Not on my watch, kids.
Oh, man.
I'm just a dime.
That's it. That's where that song came from, I think.
I feel like
we've caught back our podcasting
abilities. It took a while.
It took us some time today, but I think we got it back.
I was confused at points.
Like, wait, what am I doing?
Speaking of confused at points, I saw the best documentary on the way back from England.
It's called Room 237.
Holy crap, dude.
Holy crap, dude.
It is a documentary about the making and hidden subliminal messages and deep-seated meanings of the movie The Shining.
Oh, damn.
And why Stanley Kubrick changed it from the book so much.
Because the movie's nothing like the book at all.
It barely relates.
And so they're like, why did he put all these things in here?
Why is there a maze?
There was no maze in the book.
Like, all these crazy things and visuals is literally the craziest thing you'll ever see.
Sounds like my kind of movie.
Let's just room tour.
It is nuts.
Everything about this movie is nuts.
One guy thinks that The Shining is a movie about the killing of the Native American.
It's, like, all hidden subliminal messages.
The reason why he figured it out is one time he was watching the movie,
and he saw a can of beans or something in the background
that had a Native American's picture on it,
and he kept seeing it, and he was like,
oh my god, this movie's about killing Native Americans.
I'm like, alright then.
What the hell?
One guy thinks the movie is about the
Nazis. One guy thinks
the movie is about
Stanley Kubrick trying to mess with people because he has
like a 200 plus IQ, or did.
And so, he got bored
with movies. Like, apparently the movie he made right before
this one was really boring and stupid.
And so, like,
I guess he got tired of making movies and he wanted
to just mess with people with this one. So he focused all of his energies to making it an impossible movie like things happen
in the movie that cannot happen like he purposefully like examples throughout the movie he will in one
shot have a room full of stuff in the next shot take like things or rearrange them just to mess
with you wait or the type or the typewriter in the movie starts black but ends up white or maybe vice versa.
Like, he keeps changing things to mess with you.
Like, that's what this guy is saying.
One Woman does this huge bit about how all of it is about levels of insanity hidden through it.
And so when the boy rides through the place at the beginning on his bike, it's an all
continuous shot, right?
It's a continuous shot where he runs around the
bottom floor of this hotel.
And it just shows him riding.
The second time he rides, it's a continuous shot,
but if you use the same architecture,
he goes from one point to an
entirely opposite point,
with no edits, but it's an...
He can't do that. And then they go to... The third time they show him on edits, but it's an impo- like, it can't- he can't do that,
right? And then they go to the third time they show him on the bike, and it's literally he,
like, teleports. There's no possible- like, he's above a place that didn't exist before.
It's the craziest! And everything in this thing is insane. And then the final one, this guy says,
Insane And then the final one
This guy says
We're all doing it wrong man
What if
It was meant to be
Backwards
And so he and his buddies
Like watched it backwards
And it didn't
Like it didn't make any sense
And so what they did
Is they played
It backwards and forwards
Superimposed over each other
At the same time
With just the track of like
The dialogue going forward
Yeah
And apparently
The superimposing
meets up really well,
like a creepy way.
So this guy assumes that
he meant it to be played
forward and backwards
at the same time on the same screen.
This sounds awesome.
It's nuts.
It is such a...
I was sitting there,
and Dodger was next to me on the plane ride.
I was like,
you are missing out.
This is the best thing.
She's watching, like, The Guardians or whatever that thing is with Santa Claus and tattoos.
And I'm like, no, you are missing out.
This is the best thing I've ever seen.
I was on the edge of my seat.
It was crazy.
This is, the movie they're talking about is the one with the, what's his name?
Jack Nicklaus.
Jack Nicholson. Jack Nicholson jack nicholson yeah
and he's like nicholas was the golfer he's like here's johnny right the shining yeah it's been
spoofed a million times the simpsons did a spoof on it yeah it was the simpsons one was like all
work and no play make home or something something yeah and. And then she's like, go crazy. Like, don't mind if I do.
I remember that.
That was that.
So.
This one is like, red rum, red rum.
And he sees it spells murder backwards.
Like that kind of stuff.
No.
Oh, no.
I want to watch this thing.
Like, if you haven't ever seen The Shining, go watch The Shining.
You don't need to read the book.
The book is totally different anyway.
But go watch The Shining.
It is a weird movie.
Like, it's not necessarily scary, just strange.
And so the whole movie is based off of, like, it's a horror.
Like, the book is a horror novel.
And then Kubrick made this movie that isn't really that scary.
And a lot of things have changed in it.
And it's like, wait, what?
Why is it like this?
And so I guess these people are trying to figure out why this movie's nuts.
It was so good.
It's crazy.
Crazy people are the most entertaining.
It's true.
That's why I'm excited to watch this.
Crazy people provide high.
Here's what we'll do then.
All right, here's what we're going to do.
Watch this video.
Tomorrow's episode, we'll talk about it.
I want to know what you think. All right. You have an assignment. Watch this video. All right. Everyone watch this video. Tomorrow's episode we'll talk about it. I want to know what you think. Alright.
You have an assignment. Watch this video.
Everyone watch this video.
Tomorrow we'll talk about it.
I'm excited now. And we'll go from there.
Alright? Sound good? I'm ready. I'm pumped.
Alright guys, that's it.
Definitely don't watch Scary Movie 5.
That got a 5
out of 100.
I find that ironic.
It got one point for every That got a five out of a hundred. I find that ironic. I do.
It got one point for every number in it.
Yep.
Shut up.
Okay.
All right.
That's it, guys.
We're done.
We'll be back tomorrow.
Thank you for listening.
And as always, do be continued