Cox n' Crendor Show - Cox N' Crendor: Thursday, April 25th 2013

Episode Date: April 26, 2013

Welcome back to another enchanting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Today we delve deep into sorority life and find out what makes the fine ladies of delta nu or siggy saggy (that's one right?) tick. Also, the boys discover that picking up hookers is actually pretty easy and fame, isn't all it's cracked up to be.

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Hello everybody, it is Thursday. Hello! And we actually recorded earlier this week, but the file got super corrupted. You didn't miss a lot. But then I gave up. Yeah, you really didn't miss anything, except our big story which we'll cover later, which might be the biggest story of the year of the year of I would say

this decade I would say top five mankind I would say if we were ever to launch a shuttle to Mars this is the story we would take to sum up the human condition that's what I would say can I also say This is the story we would take to sum up the human condition. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

That's what I would say. Can I also say that I figured out that in those bueno chocolate bars, it's Nutella. Are you now addicted to Nutella? I hadn't tried Nutella in a jar thing, and then I bought it, and now I put Nutella on waffles, and it's amazing. I've never been into Nutella, but apparently people love it and I see commercials every once in a while that are like, replace peanut butter with Nutella. I'm like, that has to be the least healthy alternative to anything. I mean, it's not very healthy, but.

I get, what is it? Chocolate and hazelnut? Is that what it is? Hazelnuts are going to be healthy, right? Right? Yeah, sure. Yeah. It's like a very unhealthy version of peanut butter, which by itself is already not the healthiest thing in the world.

That's true. But if you got allergies. To what? To nuts? To peanut butter. You'd still be dead. No, you'd have an allergy to nuts, not peanut. I'm allergic to butter. Thank you,

Nutella. That wouldn't make a good doctor, though. Be like, oh, you're allergic to nuts and switch to Nutella. Oh, doctor, it says nut in the name. That doesn't mean anything. It's all that

marketing lingo. I found two amazing stories. I found one, and I thought to myself, this is a pretty great story. Until I saw an article linked to it, and immediately it was like, you know what? I think the internet has outdone itself. American Pie actor has knife pulled on him by one night stand. American Pie actor has knife pulled on him by one night stand. Apparently, Eddie K. Thomas, the guy who played Finch in American Pie, the guy who was banging the mom.

Oh, yeah. Had to call SWAT because a knife-wielding female houseguest who he had met 24 hours earlier at a diner and brought back to his home in the Hollywood Hills, assaulted him, basically. According to the LAPD, Thomas asked the woman over. After they had slept together and she had spent the night, he told her to leave, and it caused her to fly into a rage. Apparently, he managed to escape her before she grabbed the kitchen knife and threatened to kill him. Once outside, he phoned the police, who then sent the SWAT team

to engage in an hour-long standoff with the barricaded one-night stand. I'm trying to imagine that standoff. Well, apparently the cops were able to evict the woman. I like how they said that very politely, evict her. They kicked the shit out of her.

Evict this woman after she apparently went crazy all over his stuff, breaking his phone, his guitar, and other possessions. The suspect was evaluated at a nearby hospital and booked on a charge of felony vandalism. What have we learned here, gentlemen? Picking up a woman at a diner is never a good idea. In fact, ladies, I'm going to give you that tip too. If you're ever at a diner and you see a guy and you say to yourself,

why, he looks like a fine gentleman, I'm guaranteeing you he's not. You need to just remember that you're at a diner. Right? You were there for coffee and, let's say, a pancake. You were not there to get laid. Maybe to, like, work on some documents. You were there to talk to the trucker who's in from Nebraska. That's it.

You were not there. You know, if that trucker asks you, it's cool, because, you know, you know what you're getting. But if you just meet a guy, and you're like, hey, aren't you from American Pie? Why, yes, I am. Let's go back to my place, and bang. You can be sure he has no

interest in you. That already shows that she probably wasn't the smartest, and he was probably really depressed that his career has been failing. His possessions did include a phone and a guitar. It's true. That's about as much as anyone in L.A. has. What do you do?

Oh, I'm a singer-songwriter. Really? All right, well, I just have a guitar and a phone. But one day, one day. It's like the people that buy the really expensive cameras, and they're like, I'm a photographer? And it's like, well how do you use it? And they're just like, you hit the autofocus button and you take pictures. I take pictures of landscapes.

I sell them on the internet, and sometimes people buy them. And by buy, I mean download them? And by download, I mean I've had like two. And by two, I mean like in the past two years. One was a test I did, and one was my mother. She wasn't impressed. I want to be big one day. One day.

Just give it time. All artists aren't appreciated until after they're dead, so, you know. That's true. We just got to, you know It's true We just gotta keep going It's very true So, that story seemed amazing It was amazing And then I saw this No, no, no, no

No backtracing on this one This is where the backtracing comes in Linked next to this I'll give you one guess where this story's from It's Florida. Of course it is. Woman's fee for sex, two double cheeseburgers off a dollar menu. Joe, I got you the cheeseburgers.

Oh, yeah. A southwest Florida woman was arrested in a prostitution sting, but not before she got two double cheeseburgers of the dollar menus at McDonald's. Christine Faith Baker, 47, who had lost the will to live, apparently, was walking on a Manatee County street. Oh, only this would happen in a place called Manatee County. Manatee County. Manatee County street. Oh, only this would happen in a place called Manatee County. Manatee County. Manatee County.

On Friday when she approached, when she was approached by a sheriff's detective. After the undercover detective invited Baker into his car and talked about having sex, she said her fee would be two double cheeseburgers from the dollar menu at McDonald's. The detective bought the two burgers for $2.75.

Then Baker told him that if he wanted to, he could also tip her $40 for her services, according to the report. He could also tip her $40 for her services According to the report After Baker gave the detective directions To a vacant lot Baker was arrested by other agents And charged with prostitution Baker was released on jail Saturday According to the sheriff's office website

So fellas She's out there and she's single She is out there and she is single She's not an expensive date She just wants cheeseburgers Seriously? She is out there and she is single. She's not an expensive date. She just wants cheeseburgers. Seriously? Look, I've been on dates that have cost me more than $42.75.

I'm just letting you know. And they haven't ended nearly as well as that would end. If you're into 47-year-old ladies who live in Manatee County, you are in for something. Oh, you touch my ta-la-la. I ding-ding-dong. Oh. Da-da-da-da-da-da.

I know that song. Flashback to the early 2000s. I cannot tell a lie. I have a CD signed by that man. Well, you learned something today. I had friends who went to a Gunther concert and they pretended to be famous and Gunther, because I guess he's really gullible, believed them and invited them backstage

and they hung out with him and got a CD signed. I'm not even joking. Gunther probably just didn't care. He was probably just like, come on back. So yeah, those are two great stories I found. And I figured that would be a great way to start this episode. Let you know what's going on in the world. I always like to know what's going on in the world.

The regular news doesn't tell me anything. I never heard that double cheeseburger story prior to this. And luckily, I had this show to listen to all these great stories on Cox and Creditor in the morning. The best news source ever. I tried to just plug our show within our show. I don't know. I was waiting for you to figure out why you were doing that. I don't know that I knew what you were talking about.

That's usually what happens. I don't even know what's happening anymore. Oh, yeah. I just realized that these Doritos, okay, the Tapasho Doritos. The ones that are the hot sauce flavor? I have those. There's two.

They're so good. They're so good. I can't even eat the other Doritos anymore. The Tapatitos? Tapitos? Yeah, Tapatio. Tapatio. And it's got the guy in a sombrero, and he's like, oh. They're delicious. Those are the best flavor.

It is. Fact. Fact. It's like times a million. I tried getting the regular spicy Doritos. They're not even in the same ballpark. There's another one called, like, Flemas, which are hot sauce and lime. But the lime overpowers the taste of your flemas, which are hot sauce and lime, but the lime overpowers

the taste of your mouth burning, which is unacceptable. That is unacceptable. That's the discussion. That's it. Look, look. That is unacceptable. We backtraced that discussion. We're good.

We backtraced. Well, wait. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I'm trying to... I didn't have the thing open because Because I was reading the Doritos

Okay, so if you look at the Doritos nutrition value. It's all in Spanish That's cuz they don't want you to know well They put English next to it, but all the other Doritos don't do that You can only find out by backtracing it. You can. I backtraced it! Like, what's this supposed to mean? Tamaño de una porción?

One onza. Or, gracias saturada. Thanks for saturating? It's saturated fat. Gracias? Gracias? Gracias? No. Grasa.

Grasa. Okay, all right. I was like, gracias, no. No. Grasa is fat. Yeah, gracias is not. That's what you said the first time. What if you said gracias, grasa? Then you'd be saying thank you, fat.

Thank you, fat. That's my new favorite Spanish thing. Thank you, fat. Thank you, fat. That's my new favorite Spanish thing. Thank you, fat. Thank you, fat. I don't know. I just felt like that was an important story. I am super jealous. Immediately when we're done here, I'm going to go get some.

I don't know right now. They're so good and tasty. I guess that's time then. I guess it's time to move on to Chopped corn is out of the scouts Grabbed our house I'm driving out of there We got people driving all over

There's people driving downtown There's people driving uptown There's people driving side towns We got Doritos We got chocolate We got everything There's people eating Nutella There's people eating cheese

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Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go..-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.- You know what's heartbreaking is the new season of Storage Wars. Because the one guy left the show. We reported on that. He left the show because he said it was all fake. And so, yup, guy's gone now. And so they just replaced him with random people. And they have that weird guy who always wears silk shirts he's on all the time now.

He used to be like one of the evil guys who would show up and ruin things. And then they have these two dudes who are basically, I would assume they're the you and I of the show. Where they're just like, hey, we're going to get some good deals over here. Yes, we're going to get some good deals. And they're like, bingo, bingo, we scored something. Are you assholes? Why are you ruining this show? That's what I would say if I was on the show.

That's what we would do. We would be like, oh, my God, bingo, bango, boingo. We got some stuff over here. We're going to get some of this stuff and we're going to make a bunch of money on it. Ding, dang, dong. Ding, dang, dong. We should audition for that show and you're the only one who talks in, like, real language. And I just shout things like, bing, bang, boom.

and I'd just shout things like, Bing, bang, boom! I used to own a couple boxes like this, so I'm pretty sure they got good stuff in it. Zappity-doo, zappity-day! I think we'd get it instantly. We would be famous. That's what we would be.

I mean, we're already famous. We'd be more famous. Gabbity-goop-gap-gap-dee! The people would just be like, all right, what's your audition? We'd say gee! The people would just be like, alright, what's your audition? We'd say that, and they'd just be like, wow. Put that on a shirt. Put it on a shirt? There'd just be a shirt that says goopity gop gop gop gee!

People'd love it. And then we would need a catchy thing to say once, like, we got something. Just be like, huh! That's it? That's like six out of nine. Like, huh. You throw on your back? That's one of the episodes.

You throw on your back. The ambulance comes. You just fall over. Is he bidding? Or what is he doing? Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Is he bidding? Or what is he doing? Ugh Ugh We would be the worst Addition to that show

We'll get on once they're like in their final season And they're desperate Bing bang boom We are so talented Bing, bang, boom. We are so talented. We are. Speaking of talented, let's go to Quindor over at the weather desk. Quindor, how's the weather looking? I'm extremely talented over here at the weather desk.

And we're going to go to Yadahay NM. Yadahay, New Mexico? New Mexico. I thought you did a real... Yadahe NM. Yadahe New Mexico? New Mexico. I thought you did a real... Yadahe NM. What did you think that was? Nobody knows about New Mexico. What did you think NM was?

I'm curious. I thought it was like New Hampshire. Yep, that makes sense. It did in my mind. It makes sense. New Hampshire. There's an M in there somewhere. Yeah, exactly.

In Yadahe, it's 69 degrees Fahrenheit. That's a funny number. That's the thing we're going to say. I backtraced it to the previous conversation. That's what we're going to say. Whenever we go, Yadahe! Yadahe! Yadahe! Yadahe! Yadahe! I backtraced it! say whatever whatever we baby go yeah hey yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's our thing thank you yada hey yada hey you were finally good for something we had

a racer but we figured it out we did and apparently yada haze close to Albuquerque which by the way is where I've had the best tacos I've ever had in my entire life. Oh. There's this little ass, while driving to California, moving here, I stopped in Albuquerque, and one night I was like, I want tacos. Like, real, legit, not-from-Tripotle tacos. The less healthy, the better.

The more disgusting-looking, you know it's going to taste good. And I was like, where is this at? And so I yelped it. And there was this place really close that had like 20,000 reviews and five stars. And they were like, this is the best you will ever eat. So I drove there. It was a little tiny shack. And maybe like four seats.

And the place was packed. And it was so good. It was a little tiny shack and maybe like four seats. And the place was packed. And it was so good. It was so good. I dream about it because I've never had anything that good since. It was wonderful. I know. It's like if you want like true Mexican food but don't want to like die going to Mexico. It was there.

Yeah. That's where it is. I assume they didn't have any health standards, but it doesn't matter. It tasted delicious. Albuquerque, New Mexico has a place. I don't know what it's called. I don't remember, but it exists.

There's a place there. That's the weather. Alright, now let's go over to sports. Sports is exciting today. The NFL draft is tonight. Which means all the teams will be excited for their new players they get to pick for their teams. Who has first pick this year?

Who is the crappiest team? The crappiest team was the Kansas City Chiefs. Oh, great. Followed by the Jacksonville Jaguars and the Oakland Raiders. That is my absolute favorite tradition of the draft, is the worst teams get to go first. And they ruin the dreams of those young athletes who are like, one day I'll be on a good team and I'll win the Super Bowl.

No, bitch, you're going to Kansas City. And then there's, like, the people that are like, oh, they're pretty good. And they just, like, go to, like, the good teams and do really well. Right? This is your lesson, kids out there listening. If you go into sports in college and you are going to get drafted, just be okay. Don't be great. Because if you're great, you'll get screwed.

Don't try too hard. Try, just not too hard. It's a great life lesson there. It is. It is. Look, get it done. Just don't go all out. You never know when you need that extra energy for banging hookers with two cheeseburgers.

Or you may end up on the Jacksonville Jaguars. No one wants to be a Marino. Look, he was great, but they didn't win nothing. And he was in Miami. That's what I'm saying. All the Florida teams. It's just Florida. All Marino could do was buy cheeseburgers for hookers.

He could do nothing else. That's probably what he did. It's true. And apparently the guy with the imaginary girlfriend, Tao. Oh, yeah, yeah. He is apparently gonna get picked by the Bears.

Perfect. The city once again proves to be wonderful. Yes, they'll be all over the news and I'll get to watch them every week and it'll just be like, let's see what Coach Ditka has to say. It'll be like, I approve of the tail guy because he can play football and he's got imaginary friends, which is more friends than most people have. I'm Coach Ditka.

I was about to say, a guy with an imaginary girlfriend going to an imaginary football team. Perfect. He's just, like, sitting by himself, and they're like, and the, uh... I've never even heard of this team before, but they select Tao,

and he just, like, goes up there, and they, like, hand him an imaginary jersey. It's, like, not even existent. He's just really proud. That's how I imagine it. Oh, it'd be wonderful. Oh, goodness. Is that it?

Is that what it's sports? That's sports. All right. Now it's time for the big story of the day. Now we need to set this up. Our earlier version of this podcast, the one that was corrupted, we found an article about a girl Who is basically a sorority Girl like head in charge person

Who is Nuts Like she's the person that was in a sorority Because she didn't want to leave her high school life And she is Basically like Mean girls Levels of insane

She is amazing So she had a twitter account which is closed now but all the tweets still exist basically she's the rudest meanest most awful person in the world we literally thought she was trolling for a while like we thought it she wasn't even real like she can't be a real person yeah all right i guess there was a party or something and after this party she sent an email a mass email to everyone in the sorority that was like if you just open this like i told you to tie yourself down to whatever chair you're sitting in because this email is going to be a rough effing ride for those of you that have your head stuck under rocks which is apparently the majority of

this chapter. We have been effing up in terms of nighttime events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu. I've been getting text on text about people literally being so effing awkward and so effing boring. If you're reading this right now and saying to yourself, but OMG, Julia, I have been having so much fun with my sisters this week, then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don't have to effing find you on campus to do it myself. This is a legit, real email she sent.

The rest of the story is based off this email being spread around the internet. So continue, please. I do not give a flying F. And Sigma New does not give a flying F about how much you effing love to talk to your sisters. You have 361 days out of the effing year to talk to your sisters. And this week is not, I effing repeat, not one of them. This week is about fostering relationships in the Greek community. And that's not effing possible if you're to stand around and talk to each other and not our matchup.

Newsflash, you stupid cocks right I Think she's talking to you But she spelled it wrong baby. Hey, baby. She spelled your last name wrong though. Yeah, I know what she meant Frats don't like boring sororities. Oh wait double up the news flash Sigma new is not going to want to hang out with us if we effin' suck. Which, by the way, in case you're an idiot and need it spelled out for you, we effin' suck so far. This applies to you little shits that are-

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. The best part about this is this is all because during a week-long event, they were matched with a fraternity. And the girls didn't, I guess, put out to these guys and act like whores around them. So the girls were doing everything just like a normal human being would do, not be a whore. But this girl's like, you need to suck some dicks. It's amazing. It's amazing.

All right, please continue. This also applies to you little shits that have talked openly about post-gaming at a different frat in front of Sigma New Brothers. Are you people effing retarded? That's not a rhetorical question. I literally want you to email me back telling me if you're mentally slow so I can make sure you don't go to any more nighttime events. If Sigma New openly said, yeah, we're gonna invite Zeta over, would you be happy? Would you? No, you wouldn't. So why the F do you do it to them

in front of them? First of all, you shouldn't be post-gaming at other frats. I don't give a F if your boyfriend is in it, if your brother is in it, or if your entire family is in that frat. You don't go! You don't go. And you especially don't effin not

Convince other girls to leave you but Julia you saying a whiny little bitch voice to your computer screen as you read this email I'm a cheering on our teams and all the sports does that count for something? No, you stupid effin asshats doesn't happen You know why? Because doesn't count because you've been effing up At sober effing events too I've not only gotten texts about people being effing weird At sports, for example Being stupid shits and saying stuff like

Der was kickball, it's not effing funny But I've gotten texts about people Actually cheering for the opposing team The opposing effing team Are you effing stupid? I don't give a shit about sportsmanship. You cheer for our goddamn team and not the other one. Have you ever been to a sports game?

Are you effing blind or are you just so effing dense about what it means to make people like you that you think being a good little supporter of the Greek community is going to make our matchup happy? Well, it's time someone told you. No one effing likes that, especially for our effing matchup. I will effing c-word punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don't give an eff if you S-O-R me. I will effing assault you. Oh, Julia, I am now crying because your email has made me oh so sad.

Well good, if this email applies to you in any way, meaning if you are a little asswipe that stands in the corners at night or if you are a weird shit that does weird shit during the day, the following message is for you. Do not go to tonight's event. I'm not effing kidding. Don't go. Seriously, if you have done anything I've mentioned in this email, or have some rare disease where you're unable to not do these things, then you are horrible.

I repeat, horrible PR for this chapter. I would rather have 40 girls that are fun, talk to boys, and not effing awkward, than 80 that are effing word for gay people and British cigarettes. If you're one of the people that have told me, oh no, boo hoo, I can't talk to boys, I'm too sober, then I pity you because I don't know how you got this far in life. And with that in mind, I don't effing show up unless you're going to stop being goddamn cockblocked for our chapter seriously I swear to effing God if I see anyone being a goddamn boner at tonight's event I will tell you to leave even if you're sober

I'm not even kidding try me and for those of you who are offended at this email I would apologize, but I really don't give a F go F yourself Holy shit That's beautiful Now a lot of people wondered who this Julia was And it turns out she is actually Rebecca Martinson And that was just an alias they gave her Holy crap

Once that damn opened It all came out And we actually looked her up to find out Everything about her Because we thought this was fake. We thought this has to be fake. This can't be real. Then we found tweets, which made it seem like it was more fake.

Until we found pictures of her. And she exists. And it's insane. Just read some of these tweets. Her tweets make you understand what kind of person this is. And I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I hate her.

Yet I am oddly attracted to how much of a bitch she is. Uh, one of the perks of going to class ugly is that the Mexicans working along the sidewalk don't try to talk to me. Hashtag thug for the win, hashtag

not trying hard. It's gotten to the point where I have trouble talking to people not in Greek life because I have no idea what they do with their spare What? What? Oh no. Being overprivileged and white makes shopping in ghetto malls so effing difficult. Hashtag Amex. What? Oh no. Let's do one more. Let's do one more good one.

Bitch, don't you dare be asking me for extra mayo on your sandwich when you have six chins dribbling down your neck. Hashtag lipo. Hashtag hate you. Hashtag eat less. Hashtag hate you Hashtag eat less So apparently There is a Facebook page now That is

Dedicated to this girl And it's not her clearly But someone has gone to the effort Of making one It has like her sorority haul Stalker level pictures Look up just It's Rebecca

Whatever that minus symbol is martinson on facebook slash pages slash rebecca martinson and we discussed this 90 of her pictures she's in the exact same pose she does a paris hilton thing where she poses a certain way because that's like her good side but it's in nearly every picture of her which again Shows you what kind of woman we're dealing with I can't Say I wouldn't expect something like this From a fine young upstanding lady like her But I'm curious

Did we find anything new? Has the story developed any further? Yes Sorority girl email writer Has resigned from Delta Gamma What? No! No, Rebecca! The mean girl sorority rant read,

Round the world has taken a somewhat predictable turn with Delta Gamma president Rebecca Martinson resigning from her sorority Wednesday because of her profanity-laced media frenzy-inducing email. Delta Gamma has accepted the resignation of one of its members whose email relating to a social event has been widely distributed and publicized through social media and traditional media channels. The tone and content of the

email was highly inappropriate and unacceptable by any standard. Read Wednesday's announcement on the University of Maryland sorority Facebook page. All reasonable people can agree, this is an email that should have never been sent further. Delta Gamma now considers the matter closed. Hee hee hee hee! I want to know what, look, I want This is an email that should have never been sent further. Delta Gamut now considers the matter closed. I want to know what happens to this girl in her life. I imagine she will either reach the pinnacle of existence for her,

which is probably marrying an equally assholey guy, and then they just beat each other up for the rest of their lives. No, get drunk and beat each other up for the rest of their lives, and then they have like eight kids and live off the coast of Cape Cod and just hate each other. Or she becomes some sort of high-powered defense attorney.

And she's like, I don't take shit from no one! Or she'll get her own reality show. Oh, that'd be good. I'd watch that. It'd be on VH1. What? That's where all the shitty reality shows go. That's where it would be. VH1. We all know it. That's where it would be. Or... Right after I Love the 80s.

I love the 80s! Or, she'll get classy and she'll take two Big Macs instead of two cheeseburgers. Look, you want to get with all this, you're going to need to pay $4. You're going to need two Big Macs. And you know what? I even want a bacon cheeseburger. Does McDonald's have bacon cheeseburgers? I don't know.

Do they? I literally haven't been to a McDonald's. That's the one fast food place I just don't go to. I have not been there in forever. So, yeah. If they do, that sounds probably delicious. I would imagine they have it because so many other places have it. Bacon's popular. They have bacon.

They put it on their bacon, egg, and cheese breakfast sandwich. It says bacon, egg, and cheese. They have the bacon there. Why can't they put it on anything else? Can you request bacon? I don't... Oh my god. I don't even know. I don't know. These are things we need to know. McDonald's. I think I'll just shift it. Look, she's interesting. I want to let her know this.

Look, Rebecca, you're interesting, but not as interesting as the possibility of bacon on a hamburger at McDonald's. Oh, my God, they do. Angus bacon and cheese. Lesson learned, man. Angus bacon and cheese. I believe that is not real cheese, not real Angus, not real bacon. So it's definitely from McDonald's.

Judging by the McRib and its pork product, I would have to say that bacon is also the McRib pork product, just shaped in bacon. It's just, throw some old McRib on it. I'd eat that. Oh, my God. What if you combined a double cheeseburger with McRib on it. I'd eat that. Oh my god! What if you combined a double cheeseburger

with McRib? Whoa. And you made... Dude. Dude. Next time you're here if they have the McRib, that's where we're going

and we're going to film the whole thing. We're going to film the event. I will eat that with pride. Gross. Oh, the best that could happen is you die Live on camera just like Oh my god story for next You go

Just die and I'd be like is he bidding on something What is happening Instead of like blood there's like McRib sauce Dripping out Like 400 I have 400. But I found an amazing story for the next podcast. Uh-oh, yeah? McDonald's meals around the world.

17 awesome McDonald's dishes you can't buy in America. That was McDonald's calling right now. They were like, are you tweeting? That or Rebecca Martinson, one of the two. She's like, I am too worth more than double cheeseburgers. right now they're like are you are you tweeting or tell that Rebecca Martin said one of the two like I am tell worth more than double cheeseburgers he knows she is so connected to the web all right that's it guys we will see you

next time with more Cox and Crandor thank you for watching. And as always, I want some hot chocolate. See you.