Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 109 - Trump Butter

Episode Date: September 7, 2015

The boys are back with another episode and more rambling nonsense. Crendor visits a con and tells us all about it. Jesse finds even more McDonald's secret menu items, and the watcher story continues! ... The Watcher Article: http://gothamist.com/2015/07/31/the_watcher.php

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello everybody, it's time for Cox and Crendor in the morning. In the morning. Broadcasting live, live, live, live, live. In 4 hour recording studio. Recording. Wake your ass up, it's Cox and Crendor in the morning. Cox and Crend Door in the morning. It's the morning.
Starting point is 00:00:36 Maybe it's not. Oh yeah, I was at the mall and they had Christmas trees going up. That is too soon. There should be a strict deadline. You know what? I remember when Halloween, I was about the mall and they had Christmas trees going up. That is too soon. There should be a strict deadline. You know what? I remember when Halloween, I was about to say Hanukkah. I remember when Hanukkah ended. No, I remember when Halloween ended and that's when they started doing Christmas stuff.
Starting point is 00:00:55 And even then I was like, it's too early. Now we're still two major holidays away. I don't even know. We're thinking about the month of December. We had four months. This is ludicrous. Like, can you imagine if someone was like, hey, I bought your birthday cake four months early.
Starting point is 00:01:11 It's like, uh. So what you're saying is we're all buying Jesus' birthday cake a little bit early? Yeah. Sorry, Jesus. It's a little rotten. That's okay. But we were thinking of you. That's the point. Yeah, it's all about the thought.
Starting point is 00:01:27 Yeah. He'd raise it from the dead. He'd be like, the cake is new. We'd be like, ah, that's why we like you, Jesus. I learned that from ABC Family Shows. It's all about the thought. Yeah, it's all about the thought. It's like that story where she cuts off her hair,
Starting point is 00:01:40 and then he cuts off his hair, and they both give each other stupid crap. What? You know, the one where she's like, he's like, I bought you a comb. And she's like, but I cut off all my hair so that I could give you this other gift. Divergent? No. Although.
Starting point is 00:01:57 Although you're talking about. Although the new movie's coming out soon. I know. The new Maze Runner comes out. Yes. I want to see that new Maze Runner. It has the. It has Littlefinger in it. Yeah. That's what I was going to say. I was going to say the bad guy from Game of Thrones, but you know. The new Maze Runner comes out. Yes, I want to see that new Maze Runner. It has the... It has Littlefinger in it.
Starting point is 00:02:06 Yeah, that's what I was going to say. I was going to say the bad guy from Game of Thrones, but you know. Yeah. I'm pumped for that. Yeah, I'm excited too. You can tell he's going to play the good guy that's actually evil and everyone knows he's evil. But then he turns out to be the good guy in the end. Dang.
Starting point is 00:02:19 Watch it happen. I hope that happens. I hope the new Maze Runner movie has as many plot twists as the last one that make no sense yeah like in the last five minutes it turns out they were all in the matrix and keanu reeves is like you've been freed oh man i hope that happens that'd be amazing that'd be an amazing plot twist of that movie it was like you've been watching The Matrix 4 and 5 the entire time. Whoa. Yeah, I'd be into that.
Starting point is 00:02:49 Whoa. So what have you been up to, dear sweet friend? Let's see. Ever since I got back from England, I've kind of just been playing video games. So your daily life, yes. Yeah. And just, you know. No, I don't.
Starting point is 00:03:10 That's why I'm asking. Here's the thing. So they had Chicago Comic Con, right? Oh, yeah. You went to Comic Con. Tell us about it. Yeah. That was pretty cool.
Starting point is 00:03:19 They had, like, a thing called, like, nerd speed dating. It's a bunch of nerds did you go they're all speed dating no well you should have you should have wanted to film it you should have and then you and toaster could have seen if you were a match like you both go separate and then then you see if you match each other in the end here's the thing there there's this guy dressed as a jedi and he's standing in the hallway and he was just like nerd speed dating come on down and he's like uh ladies are free apparently the guys had to pay like 30 dollars yeah all right well that's why that's that's why there was no one in there and there was some mega nerds going there. I'm not going to lie.
Starting point is 00:04:05 But you know what? I really wanted to have mega love. Yeah. I just wanted to film it. But they wouldn't let people pass if you didn't give them money. Well, look. You should have given them the money. That would have made you the money back.
Starting point is 00:04:19 Oh, you could have filmed your own POV. By the way, you should have. You should have filmed your own POV of you speeding because here's the deal. I saw a video of yours. I don't know who linked it. Which one? But it was you going around asking young kids. This is from 2010.
Starting point is 00:04:35 Oh, yeah, that one. Young kids, like, do you know what wow is? They're like, my dad plays that. Oh, yeah. That was like one of the first videos I ever did. It's amazing. I always knew you were about non-content It was it's the funniest thing I've ever seen girls like yeah, my dad plays it
Starting point is 00:04:53 Yeah, it's funny she's like he's like level 40 something I don't know yeah, oh man I forgot about that. It was like five years ago. That video is amazing What's I gonna say? Oh, yeah yeah it had a there's a herschel walking dead herschel uh-huh saw him yeah so i'm outside the bathroom was he waiting for someone he's waiting to go to his next panel oh i thought i thought like maybe he was just like waiting to either go to the bathroom, wait for someone to come from the bathroom. He seemed like a really cool person. That's because he was just trying to pee.
Starting point is 00:05:35 Yeah. You can't seem like a dick when you just have to go to the bathroom. Like that's just natural. I mean, he's just chilling there. And then the one guy was like, love you and walking dead, man. Love you. And he's just chilling there and then the one guy was like love you love you and walking dead man love you uh and he's like thanks and then this one dude just ran up and was just like yo herschel high five and he gave him a high five and then the guy next to him was like that's herschel he like freaked out i was like like it was just a string of just weird things happening and then uh here's the main
Starting point is 00:06:06 main story i was trying to get okay yes next to the convention place there's a big like fashion mall so it's just like a typical mall but it only has fashion stores it has a food court so we went there to eat because it's easier than like eating crappy, right? So we go to the food court, and they have a bunch of stuff. What's that one place in the mall that's like Japanese food that we went to a few times? It's like Taiwan. Panda Express? Tokyo something. Tokyo Joe's?
Starting point is 00:06:39 You know, the place you get double the meat. I don't. I know what you're talking about, though. Yes. Like the fake Japanese place. Yeah, fake Japanese food. It's like the Panda Express of Japan. Yeah, but it's like they cook the chicken in front of you kind of deal.
Starting point is 00:06:54 Yeah, exactly. So I was going to get that. And then I saw a place that was like Panda Express. And I was like, you know what? I'm going to try that. Shouldn't have tried it. Should have went with fake Tokyo because what what happened it was literally like Panda Express but worse and so Panda Express isn't that good to begin with exactly anytime anyone's like Panda
Starting point is 00:07:17 Express is delicious I'm like you have you have the standards of a person who loves Taco Bell here's the thing though i like panda express like once a month it's a solid i like it once a month and i'm like you know what i'm good for now i would rather go to like jim's walk and it's like some little hole in the wall place run by people who don't speak any english and you never get amazing food there that's true but i'm lazy i don't want to scout them out so you mean scout them out there's like one every other block all over this country well i don't know that was like that one time i went to the chinese food place and she was like you skinny i give you free egg roll yeah man
Starting point is 00:07:55 egg roll yeah that's right because you skinny eat the egg roll i ate the extra egg roll right she's looking out for you That's home cooking This fake Panda Express place was really bad This is your big story? Yeah Is that why you had bad Panda Express? It wasn't Panda Express
Starting point is 00:08:17 It was a bad Panda Express It was called China Walk And you go there And the noodles were practically like spaghetti No flavor at all It was terrible Bad Pan Express. And you go there, and the noodles were practically like spaghetti. No flavor at all. It was terrible chow mein. Chicken was mediocre. And it was just plain.
Starting point is 00:08:32 I looked it up. I should have did this first. It had one star from 30 people. And I was like, yeah. That reminds me of when we went to Evo two years ago, one year ago, whenever it was. And we went to an Asian restaurant in Vegas. And everyone was like, look at this place. It looks so cool.
Starting point is 00:08:49 We should go in there one day. From the outside, it looked amazing. We go in, we sit down, and we should have known it was like 7 p.m. No one was in there but us. And we're like, oh, yeah, no, I guess people are going to come in later then. First off, I posted a picture on their Yelp review where I gave them one star because myself and another person at this table ordered the same thing. It came out looking like two different dishes. Then everything we ordered came out in different increments.
Starting point is 00:09:19 So one person got his food first, and then five minutes for two other people, then 15 minutes for three other people, and then finally one person got theirs at the very end. Whoa. And I was like, there's no one here. Are you cooking this one at a time? There's nobody here. How many burners you got back there? One? You cooking on a gas, like one of those little camping stoves?
Starting point is 00:09:42 That's so weird. Oh, I left an angry, angry review. I was like, this is the worst. While we were at the restaurant oh i left an angry angry review i was like this is the while we were at the restaurant i left this pissed off review i was like this is the worst restaurant i've ever been to you guys are a waste of space oh yeah you were like uh what's her name is that amy remember that yelp girl we did that one yes oh except i didn't i didn't you know Yes. Oh, except I didn't, you know, tell anyone to STFO, shut the F off, and then get on the treadmill. I didn't say that.
Starting point is 00:10:11 I just said their food was terrible. Yeah, like a normal person. Yeah, but I did, speaking of food, I did find something cool. So in California, remember how it was all about, like, Nando's? Yeah. There's, like, apparently, there's like a bootleg Nando's called Portugal. Portugal. Yeah, instead of Portugal, it's Portugal because it's in California. And it's in Burbank, which requires I have to drive all the way to Burbank.
Starting point is 00:10:35 But I may do it to see what this place is like. Because even their website looks like they stole Nando's graphics, which I am okay with. If it tastes even remotely close, I'll be okay with. I learned something. I learned that Chicago actually has Nando's. What? Yeah. It's got 4.8 out of 5 stars.
Starting point is 00:10:58 Nando's Perry Perry. There's another one opening. There's already two in Chicago. Not even a fan. Not even a fan of your luck, my friend. So I want to go to one. Not even a fan. Not even a fan of your luck, my friend. So I want to go to one. Not even a fan. I'm going to buy the sauce.
Starting point is 00:11:09 Well, enough food talk. We have something important to talk about. Yes. Something that the fans, the listeners, wanted to know very badly. And we finally have information. Are you ready for this? Okay. By Lauren Evans, I went to Westfieldfield new jersey to track down the watcher
Starting point is 00:11:28 that's right this girl went to went to new jersey to track down the watcher all right most people aren't comfortable about it says the clerk at cool vines an upscale wine shop located in the heart of westfield, New Jersey's shopping district. The AC in Cool Vines has turned down to Arctic Tundra, a welcome relief from the relentless sun in which I've been standing all day, asking anyone I've seen whether they know anything, anything at all, about the identity of the Watcher. Are you, I press, thrilled by this lead?
Starting point is 00:12:02 After five hours in the sun, and a response besides a resigned shrug of classifiable success. No, he says. He's in his late 20s. Generically attractive, wearing polo shirt and wedding ring. He doesn't look like a conspiracy theorist, nor does he look like the type to spill a closely held town secret. Why?
Starting point is 00:12:24 I got my reasons. What are they? I got my reasons. What are they? They're my reasons. After some additional back and forth, he finally says, personal reasons. It reminds me of my past. He looks at me. Do you like talking about your past? As a customer comes in, he probably
Starting point is 00:12:39 turns his attention to her, waxing poetic about a Sauvignon Blanc. This girl wrote a whole legitimate massive article about her going to find this person. That's insane. Yes. She writes it like a poem. She's like the arctic tumbling air conditioning blasted. This is amazing.
Starting point is 00:12:59 It's great. If only I hadn't been drinking this Modelo beer all day I probably could read this with some coherence. We're not about coherence though. Nope, nope. John Manos said that while he had heard of the Watcher, he certainly didn't know of anyone's adult son terrorizing a neighborhood. He has lived in his home for 13
Starting point is 00:13:20 years and insists he would have been fine staying put had the threats been directed at him. I would have just put up an alarm system, he said. Everybody's different, though. I don't have any young kids. If you have a couple of young kids, you might react differently. Manos doesn't think his neighbors are especially fearful of the Watcher. I just think it's somebody with a psychological problem, he said. There's a lot of psychologically impaired people. People don't always take their medicine. But Westfield is a
Starting point is 00:13:46 safe town, and this is a safe neighborhood, he said. Most of the time, I don't even lock my door. Good to know. What was his name? John Manos. Oh, shit! The next day, he was robbed. What? Manos, like the hand. Like the hand of the watcher. His name's
Starting point is 00:14:01 Manos. Manos? Yeah, Manos, Hand of Fate. Oh, shit. I don't even know what that means. Oh, shit. His name's Manos. Manos? Manos, hand of fate. Oh, shit. I don't even know what that means. Oh, shit. What's a Manos, hand of fate? The craziest movie you'll ever see. I've seen a lot of crazy movies.
Starting point is 00:14:14 Type in Manos. Manos, hand of fate. Hand of fate. What the shit? It's got a 1.9 IMDB. Look at the images and just appreciate how weird it is. What's shit? It's got a 1.9 IMDb. Look at the images and just appreciate how weird it is. What's happening? Yep.
Starting point is 00:14:31 Manos, Hand of Fate. What is that? Amazingness? Is this on YouTube? We're going to read you the description of Manos, for those of you who are wondering. It's on YouTube. Manos, the Hands of Fate is a 1966 American low-budget horror movie, written, directed, produced, and starring Harold P. Warren.
Starting point is 00:14:54 It is widely recognized to be one of the worst films ever made. The plot of the film revolves primarily around a vacationing family who lose their way on a road trip after a long drive in the Texas desert. The family is trapped at a lodge maintained by a polygamous pagan cult, and they attempt to escape as the cult's members decide what to do with them. The film is infamous for its technical difficulties. Sorry, deficiencies. Especially its signified editing and continuity flaws.
Starting point is 00:15:24 It has a mystery science theater on YouTube of it. Oh, we should watch that. We definitely got to watch that. We should watch that. Apparently it's just supposed to be crazy pants. I'm excited. I want to watch this in the book market. One of the worst movies ever made.
Starting point is 00:15:39 Sounds like my kind of movie. It can't be worse than a talking cat, can it? I mean, I don't know that that's possible. That's a battle I'd like to see. That is a battle I'd like to take part in, place. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. I'm going to just keep drinking. Part in place.
Starting point is 00:15:55 Oh, I forgot. So I have the Coast to Coast AM app, right? Yes. I now pay $30 a year for this thing. I heard the Mr. Coast guy called in.'s like hello mr coast yeah he called in i was like it's him there he is and then mr coast i forgot he was talking about i didn't even care and then there's this other guy who called in to talk about how he went into a hollowed out mountain like a city built in a mountain and he's like he's like back 30 years ago me and my friends we were at this old train
Starting point is 00:16:32 yard and he was like come with me so i followed my friend and we went into this hollowed out mountain and he was like you better pack three days worth of stuff because once you go in you can't get out for three days so they went into the that's what he said so he went to the hollowed out mountain then he was like it was just like you got around everywhere like you were ice skating so you had to like slide across and it was a big city and there's like restaurants and like music and stuff and like uh but you couldn't get out until three days went by but i don't know why wait what yeah and he was like i feel like that's a major point of this story and the fact that you don't know disappoints me
Starting point is 00:17:11 well i think it was like some mountain in like montana or something too yeah and so he was just like skating around, right? And he was just like, oh, yeah. And apparently all of a sudden the top of the mountain like opened up or something. Like aliens. Uh-huh. So this guy is on drugs, basically. Yeah, he's probably on a lot of drugs. This man's on drugs.
Starting point is 00:17:39 Yeah. Good to know. Good to know. It was a great story. I was like engaged to the whole thing. Great story is a relative term. Aside from the parts I couldn't remember. Anyway, speaking of great story the conclusion of this story, we'll link
Starting point is 00:17:50 it in the podcast. The conclusion of this girl's trip is that she meets a bunch of people who all tell her weird things and in the end she has a theory. So I'm not going to spoil it go read it. The link is in the description. has a theory Right So I'm not going to spoil it Go read it the link is in the description
Starting point is 00:18:06 Alright Done easy Alright any other things before we move on to the news That's right Because we're getting a traffic out of the sky How's that traffic out there If there's one thing that's out here It is traffic let me tell you about it we see
Starting point is 00:18:26 uh a proto saber 363 uh and he is soaring in the sky right now he's actually flying next to me because he gave up on staying in that traffic so uh it looks like him and uh nick snow him and nick snow are uh paired up together they teamed up to fly over all this traffic. No idea how they're going to land. Hopefully one of them is a skilled pilot. But aside from that, you look down on the ground, and it appears that there's someone in a hollowed-out mountain, and it must have taken them forever to dig that thing out. It's like Joshua Harms is in that hollowed-out mountain.
Starting point is 00:19:01 But you know what? Props to him. He must have superhuman strength or shovel arms to be able to dig through there. Back to you. Thanks, Grendor. That is a very detailed traffic report. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:14 One might call it too detailed. Yeah, I think it was a little too detailed. I don't know that we need to know what was going on inside of a mountain during a traffic report. Well, you know, it's just what I see. And I sees what I see. All right, all right you you you old time pimp i see what i see i feel like that's like a 70s cop drama and you're and i'm like the cop on the beat and i'm like so what do you see uh snowy crendor I guess that's your name Snowy Crendor That's the BF name
Starting point is 00:19:45 Snowy Crendor And you're like I see what I see Alright Alright Snowy Crendor I'll talk to you later And then we like fist bump And you're like
Starting point is 00:19:56 Out of sight Jack I'd watch that That sounds like a great show Alright And now let's go over To the weather desk What's happening in the weather? Weather desk.
Starting point is 00:20:08 I'm going to give Woppy the day off. He's been being used a lot, so we're going back to the old ways. Ogden, Utah. Uh-oh. Heading over to Ogden, Utah. 80 degrees. It's actually 80 degrees. It's going to be 92 degrees tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:20:25 Wow. Woo. That's a hot Utah. It's going to be 92 degrees tomorrow. Wow. Woo. That's a hot Utah. You're getting hot, Ogden. You're getting hot. All right. And now to sports. So a lot of things happened in our downtime.
Starting point is 00:20:41 But one of the biggest. Did a lot of things happen, though? They did. I don't believe that. things happen though they did uh my favorite one this is my favorite one uh geno smith quarterback the new york new york jets got punched in the face in the locker room and broke his jaw he's out six weeks wait why who punched him why uh it gets better i k ick his name is Ick and Ick Polly. He broke Gino Smith's jaw. Why?
Starting point is 00:21:14 And because apparently he like loaned him money for a birthday party. He never paid back or something. What? But is he part of the team? Is he a teammate? No, he got. He was a teammate. Then he got cut.
Starting point is 00:21:25 Oh, so this is the dude who showed up and was like, pay my money. Well, like, apparently, Geno Smith was, like, trying to get loans for money for some reason. And then he got the money loaned, and then he never gave it back. So he was like, uh, let's see. I think it's got it right here. The situation started when N. Polly started exchanging facebook messages oh my god it got even better he get the guy that punched him got catfished in 2011 what yeah so situation started on september 1st when nx poly uh messaged the woman on Facebook, and her name was Missy Lee. After a series of messages, the woman offered to perform acts on him.
Starting point is 00:22:14 Hold on. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He arranged to have sex with the woman in 2011. I'm looking this up. Oh, my God. Missy Lee turned out to be Ket anderson a 34 year old male yep and uh missy lee would later send an ekpali several texts asking for money to fix two teeth she had
Starting point is 00:22:35 lost after a punch wow this dude was just being used hardcore that is some next level sadness and like nobody even knew this this was like before he punched Geno Smith and broke his jaw for six weeks and then he got signed by the Buffalo Bills so basically that's the worst thing that happened to him then
Starting point is 00:22:58 yeah but yeah this guy is like crazy if I got catfished I'd want to punch someone too yeah But yeah, this guy's like crazy. If I got catfished, I'd want to punch someone too. Yeah. I'd want to punch someone. If a dude owed me money, I'd take my anger out on him. I don't hold this against Ick and Kapali.
Starting point is 00:23:16 I don't hold it against him. I hold his crazy-ass name against him. Change that shit to like John. Ick. Getting out of control, Ick. He could have some cool nicknames. Oh, like John Ick Getting out of control Ick He could have like some cool nicknames Oh Nick the Ick Ick the Nick
Starting point is 00:23:30 That's the first one that came to your mind Nick the Ick It's Nick the Ick It's old Nick the Ick Like Sick Ick Yeah man he could have had a million names Sick Ick Ick and Polly Fail failure look at him he looks like a badass too i know he's like yeah i got this oh well all right is that it for sports uh yeah that's the
Starting point is 00:23:56 biggest uh biggest news story to happen anything yeah i think that's it all right well then i guess we should go to the big news story of the day, which is what? All right. Big news story of the day. I found one, but my favorite one was creepy cloaked figure being spotted in North Carolina. What? In people's backyards. Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:21 So, creepy cloaked figure is seriously freaking people out at Gastonia, North Carolina apartment complex. Police in North Carolina are investigating reports of a strange cloaked figure appearing at an apartment complex and possibly leaving behind raw meat near a local playground. Images posted on social media claim the hooded figure was spotted at the Hudson Woods apartment complex in Gastonia located in the Charlotte area. We don't know if it's one of our residents with an interesting way of presenting themselves or if he's
Starting point is 00:24:56 a trespasser, says Lance Calhoun, director of operations for Southwood Realty. Police said that the incident may be a prank, and the photos could even be from someplace else entirely. Could have been from anywhere, police spokesman Donna Lazier told CBS. We don't know if this is some bogus prank someone's playing.
Starting point is 00:25:17 A resident of the complex told the Gazette she was afraid for the safety of her daughter. I see why it could be easy to make a joke out of it, but this is serious. This is totally serious, though. We live in a world today where you don't know what's going on and you don't know people. Paper also reported that online commenters have said
Starting point is 00:25:35 the figure left a bag of raw meat that was found and removed by maintenance, but police have not linked the two incidents. Maybe he was delivering the meat. It is possible someone has tweeted a picture of him. So there you are. Hold on. Is he in the hood? He is.
Starting point is 00:25:53 Shut up! Shut up! It's just like, alright. For those of you who are wondering, it's a picture that this woman took between her blinds and her window. And it's literally just a photo of a dude in maybe an emperor palpatine cosplay yeah there is nothing suspicious about this at all unless he is carrying
Starting point is 00:26:12 raw meat well he's not carrying anything in this photo it's just the dude and a cloak walking in someone's backyard yeah i don't know it's like i don't know just a guy this goes back to our like our theory we talked to about the guy with the melons. Remember the guy who talked to the melons in his yard? He's just a crazy guy. He's not going to hurt anybody. He's just probably sacrificing meat to the forest god or something. Well, I mean, maybe.
Starting point is 00:26:44 Speaking of meat, I found an article while you were regaling that story. When I looked that story up, an associated article. Apparently this relates to the raw meat. McDonald's secret menu baffles restaurant workers in Manhattan, but they're willing to try. The secret menu at McDonald's has been revealed to everyone but the employees at McDonald's. After a manager at a Scotland location posted about Mickey D's secret menu, the Daily News fanned across the city to find the clandestine concoctions. But the New York burger flippers were as confused as Officer Big Mac trying to catch the Hamburglar.
Starting point is 00:27:24 This is some great writing, by the way. When we asked for the Monster Mac, a Big Mac with eight patties, according to the Scottish manager in his Reddit post, we got blank stares. We asked for a McGangbang, a not-safe-for-work melange of a McChicken and a McDouble. And the only thing we got were raised eyebrows. They should have asked for a McCox and Crandor. Yeah, they should have. It was even hard to get the ultimate surf and turf, the Land, Sea, and Air burger, a 1,000-calorie gut buster featuring patties of beef, chicken, and fish.
Starting point is 00:27:56 When we asked for the obvious, the pie McFlurry, no one knew what we were talking about. It's a secret dessert of an apple pie mixed in with the restaurant's standard ice cream shake and we got a warning when we tried to order the most sublime special item hyped by the Scotsman an egg McMuffin with two hamburger patties dubbed the
Starting point is 00:28:18 Mc1035 the time of day when it's just perfect that's crazy said the cashier at the Fulton Street location. It's cross-contamination. Burger King's slogan is have it your way. That's literally just like how it ends. Well, while you're finding that one,
Starting point is 00:28:41 I found one called Florida Man Breaks into School So He Can Call Grandma. Finding that one. I found one called Florida man breaks into school so he can call grandma. Florida man broke into a high school in hopes of finding a phone to call his grandma. Aaron D. Richardson, 19, was charged after officials at Treasure Coast High School reported someone had broken into a concession stand and busted a computer. Officers noticed a damaged fence near the school perimeter as well as the computer, which looked as if it had been smashed. What? he was easy to find he was already at the port saint lucy jail serving time on an unrelated arrest the same night blaine said richardson told him he entered the school searching for a phone to call his grandmother when that didn't work he tried to contact her via facebook that failed too so he punched the computer in anger richardson has been charged with trespassing on school
Starting point is 00:29:42 property criminal mischief uh for damaging the, which was valued at $1,200. Here's the thing. I feel like this is another scenario where a guy could have just walked home in the time it took him to do all this crap. He could have just walked to grandma's house. He's charged with petty theft for stealing $6 worth of snacks from the concession stand. Dude was hungry. I don'tcession stand. Dude was hungry. I don't blame him. He was hungry.
Starting point is 00:30:11 Oh, that's funny. All right, well, I guess. I wanted to cap it off with the woman that saw Donald Trump in her butter. Did he see that? No, I did not. It's the Donald Trump butter. Do you have a picture of Donald Trump butter? No, I did not. It's the Donald Trump butter. Do you have a picture of Donald Trump butter? Yeah, I liked it.
Starting point is 00:30:38 It looks like him. That is the image for this episode it does not at all look like him it's just a piece of butter going are you fine holy shit is that funny she said uh jane castanella is getting ready to have some breakfast when she almost lost her lunch she opened it's up of earth balance organic spread with plans to put the vegan butter on her toast only to see what she claims was donald trump looking back at her
Starting point is 00:31:15 this was pretty much before i had coffee so i was easily abused castanelo 63 told the huffington post i needed to put my glasses on to make sure it was castanelo of missouri says she wasn't thrilled to see the donald mainly because he's everywhere these days even her butter it was the only butter i had so i had to make the sacrifice so she ate I like how normally if this was like Jesus or if this was like the Virgin Mary butter this would have frozen it sent it off to the Pope nope Trump she's like
Starting point is 00:31:56 F it I'm eating this spread it on she said she thought about saving it and selling it on eBay so she could donate the money to Hillary Clinton. You know what this butter looks like? The faces, like the squishy faces in old Ren and Stimpy episodes. It does.
Starting point is 00:32:17 When Ren and Stimpy would be like... It does. Oh my god. Or just like a really diseased. I think that face has been used a few times by Dan in the animations for the podcast. I think so too. I think that face. Really, it's my face, I think.
Starting point is 00:32:35 Yeah, it's probably your face. It looks more like me. Yeah, I'd agree. All right, that's it. Thank you guys for listening. We'll be back soon with another episode And as always To be continued
Starting point is 00:32:48 I didn't even wait for it I hit the bell

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