Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 263 - Lil' Crendor's Big Dream

Episode Date: November 16, 2020

This week Crendor tells us all about that time he got a Ps5. Jesse is not happy. Also a woman poses as n FBI agent to get free Chicken and Jesse would do the same. All this and a deep dive into Crendor's childhood on this fun episode of Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://harrys.com/cox and redeem your trial offer today! Go to http://getquip.com/crendor right now and get your first refill FREE!

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We'll talk about that as well. Now let's jump into this podcast. Hello, everybody. It's time for Ghost on Trending. This is Trending in the morning. In the morning. Broadcasting live, live, live, live, live. In 4-hour recording studio.

Recording. Hit me. Wake your ass up. It's Dax Grendor in the morning. Hello, everyone, welcome to another episode of Dax and Grendor in the morning. Um, yo. I was waiting to see where that went, but I got there with you. Yeah, it always reaches a boiling point. Yo! Yeah, I mean, what's going on?

I'm good. I was eating this chocolate bar. Nice. Was it a normal chocolate bar just like oh no it's it's called Milka oh how very European of you yes it is from Germany made in Germany why do you have that is I don't know is it was at the store in like the international section. And so it's got 100% Alpenmilk. Alpine? I'm sorry.

It's Alpine milk. What does that mean? It's in German. Right. Alpenmilk. But what is Alpine milk? Chocolata. You're not answering the question.

What is Alpine milk? This isata? You're not answering the question. What is Alpine milk? This is my people. I'm like 50% German. I know how to say these things. You saying chocolata does not explain what Alpine milk is. All right. Well, it's milk that you probably got in the Alpines for one. You can't just say that.

Where does it come from? From what teat does it flow? I don't know, but it's those ingredients. All right. Sugar, cocoa butter, skim milk, chocolate, whey, milk fat, hazelnut paste, soy lectin, and artificial flavor. So the main reason I got it is because I think we were playing league the other day, like last week. And Sam was like, yeah, fucking European chocolate.

It tastes so much better than shitty American chocolate. And I was like, are we going to do this again? Well, no, but we, because we already talked about this in the candy episode, right? So, you know, Hershey's, when you

eat Hershey's, it kind of tastes like that wax because they put all crazy shit in it. So when I eat this milk chocolate, right? And I eat the Alpine milk. Are you eating it right now? Are we having a live taste test? Okay. Oh, my God. You know, like, it feels like it's just melting in your mouth

It's so good And you can really taste the alpine milk Once it starts melting Oh yeah that alpine milk it really hits you It hits your heart huh If you close your eyes I can see the green hills The green hills Yeah the green hills

Of the Alpines. You can see it. The Green Hills? Okay, yeah. Yeah, the Green Hills of the Alpines. You see the goats, the flowers. You see that lady from that movie singing. Julie Andrews?

I don't know. Is that from the music one? Yeah, sounds about right. The music one. Yeah see like see her singing and then the the goats you know I already said that but uh yeah wow great stuff great stuff indeed sounds so good it's great um so yeah I ate some of that. And then what else? Unboxed my PS5, which you made a video about, and then I just made a video about, and it's uploading. So now we begin anew. We begin anew.

I'm not sure that's good, but here we are. Here we are. Honestly, it's perfect timing for the holidays. And the PS5, I like it. It's pretty's pretty good i wouldn't know i don't have one man that sucks oh my god so here's how i got my ps5 let me tell you about my journey okay so i can't wait to be jealous back in september i got one on amazon because i think gmart or somebody was like yo they're on Amazon pre-order and we got them. I got an email from Amazon that's like, it may not arrive on time. And I was like, I'll give a shit. I'll just buy one whenever. So I cancel it. Then everyone started freaking out being like, dude, these aren't even going to be available till like 2021. These are selling out

all over. Nobody's going to get one. I was like, oh, I shouldn't have canceled my thing. Should have canceled my thing. So then I was like, i shouldn't cancel my thing should i cancel my things now i was like all right i gotta hop on the old youtube train try to find somebody that knows stuff right or all those people on twitter that are like new deal just hit the shelves they're available at best buy go go go like those people right so i found one dude his name was I hope it's like scass I thought one dude on the street corner his name was scass he said he's so he's a dnd character he's got to you Jake Randall that's his name so he's this dude he wears a headband and he is like he's trying to buy xboxes on launch day trying to buy ps5s on launch day looking into everything

it seemed like a cool dude apparently he has like uh uh cystic fibrosis he's like in the hospital and shit and now he just does this to like help people feel better and like helps them like get the consoles they want or something i don't know either way he's talking about getting people ps5s i'm like all right i'll watch this stream so he's like all right so walmart's gonna have ps5s tomorrow but i didn't want to wait for walmart right i knew that was gonna be a shit show so it was like the day before. It was like launched at midnight. And GameStop went up with them, right? GameStop's like, yeah, PS5s, here we go, there we go.

And I was like, all right. And I go to GameStop, get it in my bag. I'm like, yo, let's go. I hit my checkout, and it gets rejected. And I'm like, what? And then I'm like, oh, my God, did it decline my card? And so I look at my phone, and it'm like what and then I'm like oh my god did it decline my card and so I look at my phone and it's like did you try making a purchase

at GameStop and I was like yes and then I try again and it's like sorry your item is gone and I was like are you fucking shitting me GameStop are you kidding me you couldn't even just give me is that why your video has so much GameStop hate?

Yes. I wonder why you were throwing out like, GameStop sucks, I hate that company. You would think they'd have like some sort of thing where it's like, oh, you've got it in your cart, you get like five minutes or something. Like you were one of the people that get it. But I guess their site was so overloaded, it was just like, whoever pays first.

So I guess that's what happened so now dumb company gamestop very dumb so i ordered mine from gamestop oh well now and look you don't even have it yet i don't even have yeah i ordered it the same day as everyone else i don't have it it hasn't arrived yet um so yeah i was like all right whatever so then target uh i think it was like target and best buy best buy didn't even go up so everyone was like, alright, whatever. So then Target. I think it was like Target and Best Buy. Best Buy didn't even go up, so everyone was like, screw Best Buy. But Target was supposed to go up at like a random time. Target goes up, and I'm like, yo, let's go!

So I'm like trying to get in Target. I get in my cart in Target. I'm like, yes, let's go, and I try to check out. Doesn't work. They're out of them. And I'm like, oh my god. You have been on your own odyssey. You're like odysseus

just trying to get home here you keep trying and failing and for a man who was like i don't even want one that bad you are in deep here's the thing i really didn't care like if i would have not gotten one i've been like this sucks but oh well but you can't say you really didn't care because you went through a lot to get this Well, I did care, but I cared more about the like the the competitive nature of it Like I wanted to win the ps5 launch day battle. That's honesty. You're being honest with everyone right now That's exactly what you're doing. I was like I want to be one of those people It's like yeah, I stayed up. I've spammed f5 and I got one so It's like yeah, I stayed up. I've spammed f5 and I got one so

Because you know I could also just wait and then buy it a store There's like a billion at the store, but like no I need to get it now. I'm launched it You'd be like yeah, so I was like all right There's supposed to be another thing it he's like yo if you check all the stock sites It shows the target still got stock that means they're probably gonna come back They just got overloaded and I was like oh shit, so he's like it's supposed to go up at 2 a.m.. Sources say 2 a.m.. So we get the 2 a.m.. Nothing, and he's like don't worry This is this happens. They don't like to go on the dot cuz then the you know everyone's gonna flood the site So it like 213 bang it hits and he's like it's up. It's up something and

Then I managed to get you is watching watching this guy stream the entire time? And he was like, alright, here's my pro tip. Yeah. Really? I didn't know that was a thing people did. I had no clue that was like a thing. He had 80,000 people watching. Oh my god.

What? And there's people chatting like, yo bro, I need this shit. I need this shit. I need to play with my bro. He got a PS5. I need to get one. Someone else was like, I for my kids my kids need the ps5 like people are freaking out in the chat and i'm like i gotta get this gotta get this so target meanwhile your ass got a ps5 while someone's like oh my kids aren't gonna have christmas this year let's all right? Well, the one person's like, oh, my kids, like, they're yelling at me for a PS5.

They're demanding a PS5. I'm like, listen, if my kid's demanding a PS5, I'm like, maybe you're not going to get a PS5. All right? Because if you're at that point where, like, your kid's like, I want candy. Like, give them candy. I want a PS5. Give them a PS5. Then they're just going to get spoiled.

But it's Christmas. And this is, you're saying that for Christmas, the one gift they want for Christmas is the one they don't get? And if they get it, they're spoiled? What would little Crendor say? What would little Crendor say? I'd say, I want to get my console now. Little Crendor tried to win a Nintendo 64 out of a cereal box.

I mean, what Lil' Crendor wouldn't try? Yeah. Listen. Alright. I just wanted my PS5. I managed to get it in my cart. It doesn't work. And then he says, guys, just try

switching to different targets right there's a bunch of stores in your area if you got to drive a bit that's all right so i managed to find like a target that was like 35 minutes away and i was like screw it if i gotta drive 35 minutes pick this up i'll do it so i did boom got it order went through got my number and then he's like you gotta make sure just like make sure the order actually goes through, got my number, and then he's like, you gotta make sure, just make sure the order actually goes through. So I get an email, and they're like, pick up your PlayStation 5 between the hours of blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

And I was like, all right. So I went before rush hour, went before all the crazy stuff. It was actually pretty normal. I just walked in, I was like, hey, I got PS5. And then they did check your order, and they're like, all right, here you go. And then you leave i got it i uh had mine mailed to me by gamestop i ordered it the day they first went on sale and they said it would deliver it be delivered to me on friday and i got a thing saying that uh it in fact would not be delivered to me on Friday that it was still at the Carson

California post office and it wouldn't be delivered until Monday next week so that's what's happening with me so cool as everyone's posting their photos of their damn PS5s and I'm like I'm not jealous I'm doing

alright everything's fine here. See, and then you're going to be like, well, those kids don't get a Christmas present. Well, blame Sony. Tell Sony to make some more. Stupid Sony. They're the ones ruining everybody's Christmas. They can do it.

Idiot Sony. You stupid idiot. Also, I'd rather get a Switch, honestly. I'm sure most young kids would. would yeah ps5 is just hot because it's like the thing not even young kid i'd rather get one now if they're like you want a ps5 or a switch i'll take a switch i uh i mean yeah i can't think of any games that are out right now that i'm like oh my god that that's like I don't know. I'll play Spider-Man. That's neat. I'll check that out. Other than that, there's nothing else

that I'm like, that's what I need a next gen console for. I mainly wanted it as a 4K Blu-ray player. It's actually really good. I tried playing some Blu-rays and some 4K Blu-rays and it's like, since it's got an SSD in it, it's actually really responsive. You can playing some Blu-rays and some 4K Blu-rays and it's like, since it's got an SSD in it, it's actually really responsive.

You can be like, pause, play, and it does it instantly and it's really nice compared to the other ones. There you go. If you need a more expensive Blu-ray player, there you go. I also played Demon's Souls. Demon's Souls? Yeah.

I thought it was called demon souls and apparently it's demons souls well that's stupid yeah I agree demons souls that's dumb demon soul makes sense demon souls dumb everyone's like well it's the demons souls and I'm like, well, it could also be Demon Souls. Like, multiple souls from demons. Demon, demon. You're right. Demon's Souls says the entire thing. Demon's Souls is the exact same phrase as Demon's Souls.

Yeah. It's the same thing. Just make it that. Yeah. I don't know. Either way, I beat the first level. It felt pretty good. And then I never played again

especially cause it's one of those games where I didn't even think I'd make it that far cause once you start you get like 3 4ths of the way through and then you die and you're like whoo and everyone's like just gotta find the shortcuts you just gotta find the shortcuts and I'm like I don't know if I can do that man I'm losing it

no I'm good I don't need to do all that I'm like I'll just play Sp-Man and live my life. Thanks. And then I also got NBA 2K so I can play franchise mode. Nice. That's a Crandor game. That definitely speaks to you.

That's any sports game with a franchise mode. So I can play franchise mode. I can't believe that's your thing. Do you even play the games? Sometimes. I'll play play the games? Sometimes. I'll play playoff games usually. But I just like simulating. And you act as the manager.

And you make trades and you make roster moves and everything. It's great. Yeah, you're just Moneyball. That's all you do. Well, the problem now is that they keep investing money in the dumb ultimate online pack opening thing, where they open a pack, essentially a card game inside a sports game, and people are like, wow, I opened LeBron James. So it's like opening a mega rare card, and then you play with that card,

and you beat other people online. But I hate it, because now they just fund all their money into that thing, and then they make a bunch of money off it, but they don't reinvest it into the other game modes. Like, make franchise mode better. Especially Madden. Madden sucks ass. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

So you don't get all the players right away? Okay. So there's multiple game modes. Alright? You've got, like, play now modes. So if you want to be, like, I want to be the, you know, whatever sport. Golden State Warriors versus the Cleveland Cavaliers. mode so if you want to be like i want to be the you know whatever sport golden state warriors versus the cleveland cavaliers you can do that and you play against the other person with those

teams you got all the players then there's like the franchise mode gm mode or whatever he plays the manager and you do all that and you make trades and build your team and draft then there's the uh i don't know what's called in 2k i think it's my team they call it my team and in ea sports they call it like ultimate team and you start with like a bunch of shitty players they give you like two card packs and you pull a bunch of shitty players then you get to pay money or i guess earn it i don't know because i don't do it, but I did it a while ago when it first came out. And you open packs of cards that have players on them, and then you can use the players you get in booster packs

to play online against people with. So it's essentially like a card game, but you open players to put on your team to play against people with. What? So you can't just play online versus another team? You literally just play... Well, no, you can, but nobody wants to do that.

They all want to do the ultimate team mode. Why? Because it's, you know, it's like Hearthstone and opening packs and shit. So you just can buy your way... You know what? The Yankees did it. Never mind. I was about to say, you're about to buy your way to a way you know what the yankees did it never mind i was about to say you're about to buy your way to a great team but the yankees did that for years so yeah i mean if you uh if you like go on youtube and you do like uh nba 2k pack opening i'm doing that right now you'll see like how much like like people I mean they're also making a shit ton

of money on YouTube doing this. They're like we're pulling crazy packs dude 717,000 views I pulled the rarest card in my first NBA 2K21 pack opening 305,000 views. Uh greatest pools, galaxy opal pools. What does that mean?

14 galaxy opal pools I don't know. I guess they put like holographics in the game now for cards. New. Guaranteed. Best 2K20 packs. And it's the same with Madden. This is crazy.

I can't believe this is a thing. Madden pack opening. Unreal pack opening. Best pack opening. Greatest pack opening you'll ever watch watch 1.2 million views so yeah that's become the thing is now you open these packs and build a team so you're essentially building a team through pack openings which i think is stupid but yeah i don't get it i maybe it's because i've already been opening packs as like a Hearthstone person and like other things. So I already see the, you know, I see the end of the tunnel.

They're just trying to milk your money. I just, there's a difference to me opening a bunch of packs and seeing like Fireball, Mythic Angel, Guardian Force versus opening packs and being ralph samson alex caruso tracy mcgrady derrick rose like really yeah i i don't get it but i guess it's just you know people people like it i think it's because it adds that rng factor, and so people open packs and they go to their friends like, dude, I got Derrick Rose, man. Everyone's like, oh my god, dude, is it like vintage 2010 Derrick Rose before he tore his ACLs? And you're like, nah, it's new Derrick Rose.

And they're like, ah, whatever. I just discovered there's a player named Ball Ball. Ball Ball, yeah. He's like 7'6". I didn't even know that. Ball Ball for Denver. Yeah, there's also Taco'6". I didn't even know that. Ball Ball for Denver. Yeah, there's also Taco Fall. That's right.

Taco Fall. T-A-C-K-O. Yes. Yeah, he's 7'5". Damn. Actually, is he taller than Bull Ball? He is. Bull Ball is only 7'2".

He's practically... He may as well be 10 feet shorter. Bull Ball. Bull Ball. Bull Ball. some he's practically uh yeah may as well be 10 feet shorter ball ball ball ball ball i love that name it's so good yeah it's great um so yeah that's the thing but the the reason it makes me mad is because then they don't invest as much into uh like franchise mode and stuff so all people just want to play franchise mode they're like ah don't put money into that thing because that's like uh you know we don't make money off it like dlc right so it's like ah that mode you know doesn't make us money like pack openings do because after you buy the game then you start buying packs so they're like oh keep

working on the ultimate team like no give me my franchise mode and if you don't want to work on it let 2k make a football game again all right damn damn damn all right that's my it's my sports rant of the day yeah you went you you ranted and raved and we got what we wanted we got what we came here for did i ever tell you that when i used to play sports games as a kid I would announce the games yes that's why you play franchise mode yeah so like I'd be playing in the franchise mode and I'd be like he steps back looks right well he's right throw and I just do that in my room and like announce to myself I love that you most kids dream of being the player, but you dream to be like, it's already short here broadcasting live from the game. So I was essentially let's playing already.

Yeah, you really were. Players taking the field and batting up number one from Pennsylvania, Bulbaugh. Wow, Bulba ball switched to baseball. He's got incredible reach. Although his strike zone is crazy.

It probably would be crazy. He's probably terrible at baseball. Elegant would do that. I'd be like, he's been playing pretty well lately and he's looking to keep it going here. I'll just do that. Yeah, the catcher has to stand up.

Oh, yeah, he probably would have to stand up. I'd pay to see that. I just thought of that. Just a bunch of seven-foot-tall NBA players playing baseball. Yeah, the catcher's just like, I think I should stand for this. Yeah. Catch is just like, I think I should stand for this. So, yeah, that's what I did this week.

Yeah. Sounds like you had a lot of fun. I did not. To cap off my week, I stubbed my toe on a door frame this morning, and it hurt so bad. I don't know what I did. I, like, slammed it into the door and uh i don't know if i like sprained my toe or what but it hurts to walk on and i've been trying to be very good about not putting weight on it but like i still gots to move around so yeah i'm a mess like how do you

do that were you just not paying attention you're just like i don't it was it was dark and I don't know what I did. I woke up early, and I can't explain it. I just clipped the door frame and it just got me. Much like your intro to this episode, I went, YOW! And it really stung, and I was like, Oh, my toe! And then I tried to put, like, cold ice on it. I guess that's the only type of ice.

I tried to put ice on it, and everything was fine. And then it just started hurting again. Now I'm like, oh, my toe. And it's not even, like, the whole toe. It's the area kind of on the side, the whole side of my foot. Ah, yeah. Ugh, it sucks. Meanwhile, the rest of my foot's fine.

It's that one side. So I'm walking real funny right now. So, yeah, that's kind of where I am mentally is my foot is just in a lot of pain. And I keep trying to take my weight off of it. And every time I do, I somehow seem to find a way to put it back on, and I'm like, oh! Oh! Yeah.

That's what's been happening to me. Nothing fun. Nothing fun. Watching you get a PS5, and that's about it. Oh, my God. I remember, there's a weird thing,

like the other day, I woke up, and it was like 12.30, and I was like, oh, 12 oh 12 30 i'll probably get up and then i rolled over and i rolled back over and i was like wait 12 30 yeah and then i checked and it was 115 and here's the thing i don't know if like i dreamt the first one if i had a dream of me checking the clock at 12 30 or if I just fell asleep and it felt like 10 seconds and it was actually 45 minutes.

I don't know what happened. That's happened to me before where I've woken up and been like, you know what? I'll give another 10, close my eyes, and like an hour has gone by. Yeah. And that's happened. That's happened to me plenty of times. And I'll be like, oh, no.

Usually because I have something to do and I'm like 10 minutes isn't that bad And an hour will vanish And I'll be like whoa Yeah It's weird That there's something There's like a name for it Where your sense of time

Is missing Because your brain Chem, something is off. Because everything shuts down and you go into recharge mode. And so time ceases to have meaning. And so you don't have a sense of time. Your body doesn't feel that fatigue of time wearing you down. So you don't, you you know minutes can become hours it's the same i guess it's kind of the same principle as uh inception right yeah like in the dream it can be days but

really it's it's moments that kind of thing yeah yeah yeah it's uh it's crazy it is crazy Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy. It is crazy. I keep trying to get enough sleep and do good by me, but yeah, every time I'm given a chance to get more sleep, I'll always take it. How much sleep have you been getting? Enough. I just keep, you know, if I wake up and I'm like, you know what? I really don't have anything to do this morning.

F it. And I'll go back to bed and then, like, it'll be noon. And I'm like, wait a minute. Did I just sleep for 12 hours? 12 hours. That's what I'm saying. I'll go to bed and try to get a good 7 or 8 hours of sleep. But then sometimes I'll go to bed and try to get a good seven or eight hours of sleep.

But then sometimes I'll wake up in the morning and be like, what if I just go back to bed? I'll close my eyes and wake up and be like, oh, my God, I slept half a day. That sounds like sleep deprivation. Well, maybe you're right. Maybe you're right, smarty pants. Yeah, it's usually what happens. If I sleep over, 10 out, if I sleep over nine and a half hours, I'll get headaches.

So I don't ever do that. Well, that's because you probably, I don't know. I don't know how you sleep. Like a fist in your face or some weird thing. I probably do, yeah. I sleep in crazy positions. I really want a camera in there to watch you sleep. I think we should have a camera recording your sleep habits I also have cat jump on the bed like three times at least so he probably messes up my like my sleeping I can't imagine what you just to sleep is like

I can't imagine it I don't know know, but Toast is always like, I always see you in crazy positions when you're sleeping. Sometimes I try to push you around to get you back to normal. Well, I'm curious where your cat fits into all this, because I imagine cats just creeping up next to you and stuff. Your weird positions are perfect cat cuddle areas. Yes. I don't know where you're going with that.

I legit thought you were transitioning into an ad. Nope. It wasn't. Like, speaking of cats, you know what cats like. Speaking of cats. Brushing your teeth is important. We actually brush cats' teeth every, like, month or two. That's good.

That's very healthy. They have, like, tuna toothpaste. I hate that. And you do a little, month or two. That's good. That's very healthy. They have tuna toothpaste. I hate that. And you do a little brush and it's like... I hate that there's tuna toothpaste. That's gross. The thing is, cats love tuna so much, if you give them too much tuna, they start freaking out. And they don't want anything but it.

They get tuna brain. They get tuna brain? Yeah, they get crazy. Damn. Okay. They get tuna brain. They get tuna brain? Yeah, they get crazy. Damn. Okay. They get tuna brain. They get tuna brain. I'm telling you.

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you got your goats, and your alpine milk all wrapped around into one, creating one beautiful world. I don't know what I just said. Back to you. Thanks, Crandora. I have no know what I just said. Back to you. Thanks, Crandor. I have no idea what you said in there. And now let's go over to the weather desk with Crandor. How's that weather?

It's going to be about 50. Where? It's going to be about 50. Where? Oh, my God. I can't believe that happened again. I know none of you can hear this. What?

Crendor, when you said it's going to be about 50, a boat horn outside went, meh. And then when I said where, and then you said it's going to be about 50, the boat horn went, meh, again. Oh my god, it's a sign. Perfectly timed. Perfectly timed. It's a sign. Maybe you mean here. god it's perfectly timed perfectly it's a sign maybe you mean here so the reason i said that was the other day i'd taken a weed edible and go on let's hear this woman said what's the weather

gonna be tomorrow and i just said it's gonna be about 50 and that was all i said and i just started laughing. And then I actually checked, and I think it was like 52 or something. And I was like, what if I started a Cox and Crandor weather segment and said it's going to be about 50? And she said, it probably wouldn't be as funny because you're not going to be high. And I was like, probably not. But I had to do it.

And you know what? It wasn't as funny. Why? You tried it twice, yeah. Tried it twice. And it all added up because I think the universe brought it back home with that foghorn. Yeah. Yeah, that's, you know.

So that's really just the sign from the foghorn gods. You know, they're fickle, those guys. They sure are. Yep. So I did that good. Oh, boy. So I did that good. Not yet actually do the weather.

So I did that good. Did that good. All right. Let's check last episode. Any people recommending weather? Any people recommending weather? Any people recommending weather? Recommending weather.

Any people recommending weather? I'd like to hear the weather of Land Fair Pool. I'm sorry, what? This can't be real. What is it? I just said it. No, you did not. What is it? You just said it. No, you did not. What is it?

Air. You can't just hand it. You can't just hand me this. All right, this is some nonsense. I guess it's real. This seems like it's in the Wales. Yes, it's Wales, UK. Yeah, this is a Welsh thing. For everyone who's like, what are you guys trying to say?

This is a Welsh thing. I'm going to look up how to actually say it. Because you know that when we actually hear it for the first time it's going to be like what oh yeah oh my god there's a longer version of it no way okay yeah it has it has a uh uh uh will will i'm just at the end of it at the end of it. Hold on. I need to hear this.

What is this? There's a pronunciation thing. What the hell? Oh, I'll link it. Link it. That sounds like he's singing a song. Go, go, go. Go, go, go.

Maybe that's what makes it so beautiful. I mean, yeah. Go, go, go. Go, go, go. Go, go, go. Land for players. Go, go, go. Land for players. Go, go, go. That's what I'm saying.

The end of it's great. Go, go, go. Well, in Landfarer, it is 51 degrees. Cloudy. Wind. You were right. It was 50 degrees. That's what I'm saying.

It's about 50 about 50 15 chance of rain morning you have 50 afternoon 52 rain evening uh 50 chance of rain and then overnight you got 49 10 chance everything is about 50 i'm i'm surprised and offended really. I'm telling you. This is the case. Winds, 23 miles an hour. You got 26.62 inches of pressure. You got 86% humidity. You got 10 miles of visibility. You got a new moon, a zero on the UV index, and

on the old 10-day forecast, you're going to be getting hit with a 57, 56, 48, 50, 53, 50, 50, 50, 51 51 51 52 51 50 i no i'm not a fan of this i'm not a fan of you being able to predict the future i don't like this the fog horn was sounding and uh literally rain every day uh and especially today near a quarter of an inch rainfall. So it's a lot of rain. I love rain, though.

I wouldn't mind. Here's the thing. If there was like a rain month, I would love it, but then I would need like a sun month right after. No, you wouldn't. You would hate that. Rain all month long? Yeah.

Like a monsoon season? Your home would flood. I wouldn't want it to flood. I just mean like some casual chill rain. Casual chill? Just like for a whole month? Just like real cash chill rain. All right.

Maybe like five days a week. Five days. We'll give it a couple days to reset. I love the rain. It motivates me. The rain motivates you? No way. I'd be like, what if I sleep in again?

And we all know how that works. Four hours later, I'm like, what day is it? Where am I? I'm the person where I used to go out. If it was like 50, 60 with rain, that was like my ideal. That was my super weather. I'd go out. I'd be pumped.

I'd be like, let's go. I'd out i'd be pumped i'd be like let's go get like a coffee i'd be like going around doing stuff really loved it because then i'd hear them be like oh watch out guys could be a rainy day and i'd be like yes i get so excited you're a weird one i love yes if it's like cloudy with no rain or snow or anything that's when i get tired and like boy like i need i need that precipitation if there's no precipitation then i get depressed but if there is that's when i'm like yeah let's go i'm only happy when it rains that's you. Oh, yeah. I kind of am that song. I don't think so.

I hope not. I love rain. All right. Okay. I get it. I get it. You love rain. I'm not only happy when it rains. I like when it's sunny, too, but I like both.

I like both rain. That's the weather. All right, Crandall. What is going on, sports? Sports. All right, Crandall, what is going on sports? Sports. All right, big sports news. It's mainly just football. Colts beat the Titans.

Browns beat the Texans. Lions beat the football team. The Bucks beat the Panthers. The Giants beat the Eagles in the shit show NFC East. The Packers beat the Jaguars. The Cardinals beat the Bills in a last second Hail Mary. It was pretty crazy. Dolphins beat the Chargers.

Raiders beat the Broncos. Rams beat the Seahawks. Steelers beat the Bengals to stay undefeated. Saints beat the 49ers. And currently, the Patriots are beating the Ravens 20-10. Mamma mia. In the third quarter. That's pretty crazy.

And to show you how bad the NFC East is, right now, atop the NFC South, 7-2 Saints, 7-3 Buccaneers. Top the NFC North, the 7-2 Packers. Top the NFC West,

the 6-3 Cardinals, Rams, and Seahawks. And then top the NFC East, the six and three Cardinals Rams and Seahawks, and then top the NFC East, the three, five and one Eagles followed by the New York Giants at three and seven. It's really messed up. Yep. So, uh,

that division is going to have a team that's below 500, make the playoffs. And it's going to be funny and they'll probably win a game, which will make it more funny. Uh, I mean, at that point, does it matter what you're what you actually once you're in doesn't matter you're in once you had the dance doesn't matter who brung you exactly i don't think that's actually a saying it doesn't matter who brung you once you get to the dance i don't think that's actually saying, but it should be. That is a Cox and Crandall official term.

Once you're at the dance, it doesn't matter who brung you. We're going to put on shirts. We're going to sell that shit to sports fans everywhere. That's an official. You got to sell that one. And then the NBA draft will actually be happening on Tuesday, I believe. So that'll be neat. Can't wait to see if the Bulls actually do something good.

And it looks like the NBA's trade season begins Monday as well as free agency. So that's pretty neat. Actually, I don't know if free agency is Monday, but the trades are. And the NBA season probably will to be starting by Christmas, which we already talked about last week. And then we made fun of it, or you made fun of it. And I said, and then, you know. I don't remember any of that, but okay.

I'll take your word for it. All right. And that's sports. Okay. What is our big news story of the day? Big news story of the day? Big news story of the day. All right. How'd the Google search go?

Georgia woman accused of posing as FBI agent to get free Chick-fil-A. You know what? If you're going to use your powers for evil, It might as well be for Chick-fil-A She's not an FBI agent though Right she was posing as one She could have posed as an FBI agent to like I don't know get money from something Or

I don't know intimidate people Instead she was like I'll have a number one Large With some of that Polynesian sauce, please. And they were like, right away, officer. She's like, the fool. Got him. So the I got where you go.

A Georgia woman was arrested last week for allegedly posing as an FBI agent in order to get a free meal from Chick-fil-A. Kimberly... Question. Was this her first time doing this? You know what? I'm going to wait. I'll wait. We'll wait.

We'll wait. We'll wait. Kimberly Ragsdale, 47, was busted last Thursday trying to rip off the fast food joint in the city of Rock Mart, according to a police report. I wonder what her outfit looked like. Do you think she did, like, the power suit? With the little badge? Or do you think she just showed up in tees and jeans and was like, I'm undercover?

Well, that's what she looks like. Never mind. She did not show up dressed like an FBI agent. She looked like she showed up high off meth yes uh workers at the restaurant had called police to report that ragsdale was identifying herself quote as a federal agent to try and get free food when cops showed up ragsdale stuck to her role but when asked to show proof, the suspect said her credentials were electronic and she lacked any tangible

identification. What? How do you have electronic credentials? What does that mean? Can I see her driver's license? It's electronic. I don't know what that means. Boop, boop, boop. Hold on, let me punch it up here.

Boop, boop, boop, boop. Ma'am, are you just making beep, boop, boop sounds with your mouth? No, I'm on my iPad. Ma'am, you're just punching into the palm of your hand. No, it's very tiny. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. You're doing it again, ma'am. So, wait, where did I leave it?

Rags. Wait, this place is called Rock Mart? The city? Yeah, the city is called Rock Mart. Don't look it up. You're going to be disappointed. Rock Mart, Georgia. What do you got here?

Well, we got rocks. Nice. They have a cool slate house, actually. Wow. The Rock Mart Slate House. When I click Rock Mart Georgia, it takes me to a street that is clearly abandoned. Look at that. It's a house made of slates.

Oh, that's neat. Yeah. That's probably from the olden times. Yeah, that's probably from uh when they named it rock mart yeah maybe that's that was the original rock mart that's gotta be right uh so where am i right wow this is this is an old ass town you can tell this is a middle of nowhere town they have a store called uh smwood Drugs and Jewelry. That's what it's called.

You're going to one store to buy your drugs and your jewelry. That's probably what she did. That's a small-ass town. She got her FBI badge and went straight to Chick-fil-A. Yeah, get her drugs and jewelry. Ragsdale reluctantly left the white minivan she was in after police threatened to deploy a taser. Ms. Ragsdale then began to talk into her shirt like she was talking into a radio, telling someone that we were arresting her to send someone to Rockmark PD, the police report said.

The woman was charged with impersonating a public official. charged with impersonating a public official. I immediately was distracted by the photo of, if you just Google Rock Mart, one of the first photos that I see is of two kids in the back of a military jeep playing with a machine gun. What? Actually, there are several photos. There are many, many photos.

Actually, I'm not sure there are kids. The kids are actually in the back. They are. There's someone driving it. There's a woman driving this Jeep, and there's a little boy in the back playing with the machine gun. What did you Google? I just Googled Rock Mart, Georgia.

Georgia. Georgia. I don't see that. Well, that's what I see, and that's worrisome. Hold on. Look at this. Hold on. Cut.

I'm going to send it to you right now. Okay. This. Rock Mart, and then scroll down through the photos let's see here oh my god you're right i told you huh that is that's like a brother and sister and then if you keep scrolling and there's like a mom driving it, and it's like, whoa, wait a minute. That can't be real, right? That's still be like some historical thing.

I hope it's part of historic Rock Mart and not something like, come on, kids. We're going to drive the anti-air vehicle today. We're going to go get you a playstation 5 oh my god the last picture it's going down to like the final picture and it shows like it's got duke museum of whatever so it is historic the kid's just holding the machine gun looking off into the distance like daydreaming and he just looks yes the the face of like man i wish i got a ps5 yes all right it definitely is a museum okay yeah it's a museum but you're right the last photo that little boy is like guns are cool but I wish I had a PS5.

His face is so, like, really, we got to do this? Okay. Amazing. Also, I think you missed the primetime part of the story. The woman began to talk into her shirt like she was radioing that the police were arresting her. Literally getting arrested and being like, I'm getting arrested right now.

I'm talking into my shirt. My favorite part is that people do that often. It's a thing that happens. Oh, yeah. That I've heard about frequently where people will pretend they're actually undercover and they'll talk into their shirt like no one's going gonna check and see if

they have a wire in there yeah you don't want to mess with me i'm gonna i need backup right now like did you just make the sound with your mouth nope that was my uh walkie talkie over what happened to her? That's it She got arrested for impersonating a police officer Some chicken sandwiches just aren't worth it That's our lesson here That's our lesson here Alright well that's it for us

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