Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 264 - Stealing Above Your Weight Class

Episode Date: November 23, 2020

The boys are back and this week Jesse is calling out corporate america for overlooking his partnership potential! Also Crendor found another David Lynch video and a man decides to steal a thing we never thought to steal before. Now we want to steal one too. He's an inspiration really. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 15% off your first order and free shipping! Go to http://hawthorne.co to check out their special holiday offers today!

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Sold for three mornings. That was the most insane auction. It went from one to two, then back to one, then to three. Someone was like, I don't want to bid anymore. Someone dropped out. It was like, all right, back to one. And then it was like, and three. I don't know who was bidding, but all of them were idiots.

Every last one. Every person there was an idiot. You had two, and then the one dropped out. You had two, then three. Then you had too many. Too many. Too many people. Speaking of too many people, too many people are getting sponsored by restaurants now to stream.

I'm upset by this, Crandor. I'm upset by this. What? I haven't seen any. I keep upset by this, Crandor. I'm upset by this. What? I haven't seen any. I keep seeing them on my timeline. People are just like, oh, hey, this restaurant's sponsoring me to do a thing.

And they are making me mad. They're making me mad? I'm gonna let you know. Here I am. Better eating than all of them. Right. And they're ignoring this perfect market opportunity. I will not stand for it. I will not.

You are cowards, corporate America. Give me your money. I will make a good ad for you. That's true. We will. I'll be like, this is a restaurant I actually would eat at rather than whatever the hell is going on where it's like, Hi, everyone.

Today, I'm going to Olive Garden for their soup and salad. I'd be like, all right, let me talk about this Olive Garden. They got all these pastas. You want pasta? You can take pasta home with you. They got like 15. I'm going to try every single one. I could make it happen.

That's too much for me. I couldn't handle it. I would make that video. I would try every single pasta for you, Olive Garden. I wouldn't necessarily like it, but I'd do it. That's what I'm saying. Cowards. Yeah, cowards, corporate

America. Cowards. I have not seen any restaurant support. I've seen all the delivery services, but not actual restaurants. Yeah. I'm not talking about like Arby's, you know, actual restaurants. They're like, hey, you can get it delivered now. Like that kind of promotion.

I see. What would be a good restaurant for us? For us? a good restaurant for us? For us? A good restaurant? I feel like it has to be something old timey like Cracker Barrel. Yeah, it's got to be like a little obscure. Not like mainstream. For us, definitely Cracker Barrel or Denny's, but only after 4 a.m.

Denny's. It's after 4 a.m. That's my go-to Leo Legends insult. That's what I'm saying. It's after midnight, and you've got no place else to go. Denny's and their crazy old waitress is there for you. Is she going to hit on you? Maybe.

That's part of the fun. Welcome to Denny's. We can do it. We could sell that easily. Denny's is like, the thing with Denny's is it's not good, but it's not bad. But it's like, I feel like that's their thing, right? Their coffee's okay. I mean,

if you're up late, you're hungry, you're like, you know what? I'll eat it, Denny. Yeah, if you're in the theater program at school, or you consider yourself a goth kid, Denny's is the home for you. Are you a jock who just got in a

fight in the parking lot? Denny's. We've got moons over Miami. Come on in. Are you a jock who just got in a fight in the parking lot? Denny's. We've got moons over Miami. Come on in. Are you a drunk out on the street looking for another score? Denny's. Where's my score? There's probably someone here who has drugs for you. Ooh, pancakes and drugs.

All I'm saying is Denny's welcomes everyone. Everyone is welcome at Denny's Especially after midnight During the day it's like a little I don't know But at night Denny's That's where it shines That's where it truly sparkles A beacon of food It sparkles so brightly

It is a lighthouse In the barren wasteland Of cities It brings everyone. Welcoming all the boys to the yard to get that milkshake. It's delicious. Yeah.

That's all I'm saying. That's why they should sponsor us. Yeah. We want your combo plates. Have you seen people actually get promoted by Olive Garden? Is that like an Olive Garden thing? I was using Olive Garden as an example, but I don't. It wasn't, no.

It was, oh my god, that place I hate, Applebee's. Oh, hey, Applebee's, sponsor us. Applebee's? Yeah. I thought, I don't even think there's an Applebee's within like 100 miles. I thought, I don't even think there's an Applebee's within like 100 miles. So I saw an Applebee's one, and then I saw one that was for, oh, what the hell is the name of that bread place? Panera?

Yeah, Panera. Panera's pretty good. I'd do a Panera brain deal. I would do that too, but I don't know. I'd be like, hey, get a half soup sandwich. It'll fill you up pretty well. You'll be good to go. When he said that, I pictured like half a sandwich like carved out with soup being poured into it.

You can get a bread bowl. Yeah, that's what I was about to say. You can do it. Honestly, not a bad idea. Panera's all right. Unfortunately, in L.A., all the Paneras that I know shut down. Instead, like, Joe Bob's Tuna Factory showed up. There's a lot of sushi places now.

Oh, you're probably in, like, super hipsterville. I feel like everybody else has got some Paneras. I love Panera, but every Panera that I know. You know what? The pandemic really screwed up a lot of stuff for me. Yeah, all the places that I used to love to go get lunch are just gone now. It's really upsetting. I'm like, oh, man.

I'm trying to see here. I wanted to see what people on Twitter were saying about applebee's and some of them are interesting some are uh things like i'm trying to go to applebee's tonight someone else said spread my ashes at applebee's that is that is someone who loves their uh I don't know, mudslides? I don't know what to... Don't they just microwave stuff at Applebee's? Every time I've ever talked to anyone who's ever worked there, that's pretty much what they say. Most of it's just microwavable food. And I'm like, ew. Which is like, it's going to be high in sodium.

I can't do that. Blood pressure. Just can't do it. Not a huge fan of Applebee's. I never have been. Ever since, one time I was there, I like went to a convention or I went to something. This is years and years ago. And I was there late at night.

I don't know. It might have been whenever my plane landed. It was like after nine. I say late at night as in like, you know, restaurant time. It was towards the end of their service. And, you know, I just went up to the bar and I was like, yeah, can I just have a beer? And like, I don't know, maybe like a steak and potato thing. And they bring out the steak.

And it literally, as I cut into it, had the consistency of like ground hamburger meat. Oh, Jesus. And I kept cutting. It was like, this is just, it looks like hamburger meat formed into a steak patty. What? Oh no.

And they were like, yup. Nope. That's the steak. And I was like, get out of town. Ever since then, I've been like,

nah, I'm not ever coming back here. This place sucks. You know what? I think that probably was hamburger meat formed into a steak patty. Yeah, yeah, but it's crazy because it had all the outside looked

and had the grill marks of steak. But when I cut it, it had like the, you know, the consistency if you cut into a hamburger and you look at the inside of a hamburger. You know, it's kind of like the higher quality version of the McRib. Because like it's got the grill marks and everything, but you know that thing hasn't been grilled at all so it's like it's the same thing

it's like your fine dining to go thing like oh I gotta get the steak like wow this steak's really well done and stringy yeah yeah I can't remember when I worked at McDonald's years and years ago I can't remember how we made the McRib I seem to recall that whatever the step was i can't remember if we grilled it on the well grill is the wrong term whatever the flat top is so mcdonald's i don't know if you're aware of this it's kind of like a george foreman grill um they have a flat top and then they have another flat top above it that they didn't compress, so it cooks both sides at once. And then what would happen is you would then pull that up, and then, you know, I think they would season. Season is, I don't know, it might have just been salt.

I'm not sure what the right word was. They'd season the burgers, and then they'd put them in these little trays, and then they'd put them in these heaters, right? So you would have, you know, and then you'd keep making the burgers. So whoever was making burgers was usually making burgers all day. Like, they would just pound out burgers. Like, that was, it was, to make, to do, to be the burger guy was the best shift, besides cashier, because cashier went fast.

But to be a burger person, like, you were just like, that was a shift where you were nasty at the end of it, but at least you were busy the entire time. So you could always, you know, there was no downtime. So work flew by. Everything else was so bad. Like there are other jobs. You're just like, oh my God, this day is going on so long.

But yeah, I'm trying to think of how we made the McRib because It was literally just like You get the patties out of the freezer And I think maybe we put them on that That George Foreman thing But whatever it was at the end You had a big vat of barbecue sauce And you just dumped all the McRibs in the barbecue sauce And then just let them sit there

In like a big vat of barbecue And then when someone's like I want a McRib You grab one of the McRiblet things out of the barbecue sauce and put it on a piece of bread. Hell yeah. So, I mean, I don't remember if we actually grilled them, though. I can't remember. I think

maybe we just put them frozen into the... I don't know. I have no clue. All I know is that they spent the majority of their life before you ate them in barbecue sauce just floating there. And I want you to know, I'm pretty okay with it. It looked nasty, but it was delicious. Oh, yeah.

I want me that McRib in like a week and a half. That's great. Pulled right from the vet. Pulled right from the vet. The thing is, if you go to one of these places, you pay for a steak.'s like 15 16 bucks you can literally buy a steak for less than that and just make it yourself and it's good absolutely absolutely there's i went to um man i think it was a blizzcon or something that i went to and we couldn't get a reservation at you know that last night saturday usually or one of the days everyone's like yo we're going to a reservation at, you know, that last night, Saturday, usually, or one of the days, everyone's like, yo, we're going to a steakhouse.

Let's get crazy. And we couldn't get a reservation anywhere. So we were like, all right, well, you know, what's nearby? So we drove a little outside the city, and as we're driving around, we're like, there's an Outback Steakhouse. We're like, yeah, all right, we haven't been there in a while. Let's go crazy. Boy, that steak was – I was like, we should have just gone to the grocery store. We should have just gone to the grocery store we should

have just gone to the grocery store bought a steak and driven back to my apartment an hour north cooked it and then gone back because that oh yeah it was not it was not good i was like wow thank god this baked potato is like good Otherwise, I would be really upset. They do have pretty solid potatoes. You know, I'm not going to lie. Last time we were there, it was a few years ago for my grandma's birthday or something. She's like, I want to go to Outback Steakhouse. I was like, all right.

So we go there, and then the potato I got was good. The asparagus was burned. And the steak was, I think I ordered medium, and it was definitely more cooked than medium. And I was like, well, this is Outback Steakhouse. Yeah. I mean, I don't expect greatness. I expect a Bloomin' Onion. Yeah. But even then, I'm like, God, that's too much.

If you got a Bloomin' Onion plus a meal, that's, like, way too much. I'm like, who the hell? Okay, sure. Because I'm not taking a Bloomin' Onion home. That thing's just greasy as shit. Like, if you let that thing coagulate, that's going to be nasty. Oh, yeah. That's like one of those things where, like, you leave it for a while,

and the fat just starts rising to the top or just gathers at the top. You know what I mean? Yup. Is that what coagulating is? You know, I mean, kind of. It's like, you know, it's like in this case, what I'm saying is like, you know, like the stuff solidifies. If that makes any sense. Yeah, exactly. It becomes like any sense. Yeah, exactly.

It becomes like a jelly. Yeah, it's nasty. Yeah, it's not appetizing. No, thank you. It is not appetizing. And that's why Outback Steakhouse should sponsor us to promote their food. We love Bloomin' Onions. We love a good Bloomin' Onion, just not when it's cold.

Bloomin' Onions are the opposite of pizza. Yeah, pizza's like the super reheatable thing. Soup's usually pretty reheatable, but fries are never reheatable. Yeah, anyone who tells me they found a secret way to reheat fries and it involves this 85-step process with the oven, I'm like, nah, I'm good. I don't need them that bad. It's just a French fry dog. It's fine.

I agree. I don't know. I mean, they're eating them fresh or I'm not eating them. Right? Exactly. Even then, I've learned during the whole COVID shit, when you order stuff for delivery, I just don't get fries. I don't get, I'd rather get anything. But if it's like, yeah, I got this burger and it comes with fries.

I'm like, can I get anything but French fries? Because by the time it gets to you, they're always either like mushy and cold or that weird state of being kind of hard. Yeah. Because they're like, they put them in the box and and then the box steams up because it's hot. Then they get soggy. Yeah. I'm like, I'll take anything but a french fry. I haven't had.

The last time I had french fries was I ordered from a place that is literally a block away from me and walked to go get it and walk back. And I don't know when the hell that was. That was a while ago. But I'm like, no, I'm not. If I make it through COVID without eating a bunch of French fries, that's pretty great. That is pretty great. I'm all right with that.

I'll be fine, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. No, thank you. Fries are grody delivered. Grody. Grody. Grody sounds like the name of a grown-up named Brody, but they call him Grody. That's Grody Grody Grody sounds like the name of a grown up named Brody

But they call him Grody That's Grody he lives in the back And he crafts He sounds like he makes art Of like motor parts Yeah he painted my car engine On this canvas I found in the junkyard That's cool Brody

I made a T-Rex out of metal It's head is an engine Yeah oh my god in the junkyard. I made a T-Rex out of metal. Its head is an engine. Yeah, oh my god. Speaking of that, I was watching David Lynch and he showed off his invention. The video had like 2200 likes and no dislikes. It was the best ratio I've ever seen.

He showed off his invention? What does that mean? Normally, I'd be like oh alright, but this is David Lynch. What was this invention? So it was a wooden box that had a light on top of it. And I guess he made it, and he showed off how you can change the battery for the wooden box. He's like, you pull down the lever, and then the thing pops. Someone disliked it.

It's got 2.8K likes and one dislike now. What a shit kid. And he's literally just like, here's the box. And it's called, What is David working on today for 11-21-20? And it's just a wooden box that lights up There you go Let's link it in there What is David working on today?

Yep 11-21-20, first thing that popped up Although there are many versions This one just popped up Well, sometimes he works on other things Alright, so for those of you who have not seen this video Immediately upon clicking on it the loudest shrillest is playing and it's in what looks like the you know how when killers clip out

pieces of newspaper or magazines to spell out things that's what this looks like So the very first image Is what is David working on today All done In what appears to be the same Font used by serial killers Then The music whatever the noise in the background Is like So that's what is playing right now

And it goes on For 5, 6, 7 8, 9 right now and it goes on for five six seven eight nine ten seconds ten seconds of just that cut to david lynch looking down at the camera so he's like towering above you and behind him a series of saws and crowbars i mean look at shot. He doesn't want you to be above him. You're below him. Right? Like, automatically, he's establishing that he's the alpha male in this video.

Right, right, right, right. Because you have no control over the situation. You are just a passive observer. Right, right, right. And if you don't want to be, well, you've got to pay the price. I don't know what that means, but it's so weird. This video is in the background. Just describe the background to you.

Oh, my God. First off, let's talk about David Lynch. Hold on. Screw the background. David Lynch is dressed like he works in a gulag. He is in all gray. Everything about him is in gray. Just a different shade of gray.

Behind him is a street sign that says Lost High. And then he, again, is in a room where he has multiple saws. I'm going to say too many saws for anyone's own good. Multiple crowbars. Some, like, wood whittlers. All right. So he is working on, and I quote, a wall sconce lamp. But it's just a wood box with, like, a switch and a little light on top of it.

And I can't tell what this means, but I need to know what the comments say. Top comments. This is what YouTube should be for, sure. Yep. An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard thing in a simple way. That makes no sense. I don't know what that means in regards hard way. An artist says a hard thing in a simple way. That makes no sense. I don't know what that means

in regards to this. One kid says that's a Minecraft torch. Alright, so I fast forwarded to the point where literally it is a Minecraft torch. Yes. He made a Minecraft torch.

It's not even pretending. It looks exactly like one. Okay, I'm going to break down what that one person commented, all right? Okay. So they said an intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way, an artist says a hard thing in a simple way, right? So this is like one of those things where people that are really intelligent, like engineers and scientists, they tend to like,

they over explain something that's really easy right so they're just like uh how's this uh how do i use this iphone they're like well when you break down the mechanics of the phone it's the engineering parts that are blah blah blah when really you're just like oh you just hit the button and you click on right because like they're just gonna break down. So they're saying everything in a really detailed way. When really, the artist is taking that and they're just being like, it's about the use of humanity, man. You just tap it and then you're transported into society.

They're putting it in more of a simplistic way. That's what it is. Yeah, yeah. All right. I get it. That's what it is. Yeah, yeah, all right, I get it. That's what I'm saying. Uh-huh, I get it now. You've really unlocked that one for me. You've cracked it.

No problem. No problem. And one last thing about this David Lynch video. The thumbnail literally is the opening screenshot. And then in red text, written, I think, in MS Paint, wall sconce. That's it. Everyone out there thinking that you have to be smart with your thumbnails. Nope.

David Lynch, once again, proving everybody wrong. He's taking his old media, bringing it to YouTube, but he's showing that you don't have to be one of these hip, young YouTube kids. You can still just be 80-year-old David Lynch being like, Hello, I am making a box. And I love it. It gives me hope for the future. Not the future of YouTube, but your personal future.

Yes, my personal future on all platforms. Right, right. But you're just like, today I'm making a box. My plan is when I get an actual house house, like house house and have a garden then i'll do like creme gardening every day i'll be like let's check on the garden looks like the lettuce has grown a bit more and i'll do like a minute of that and then be like all right well back tomorrow and then slowly but surely you'll see that garden blossom and then I'll eat all the food and then I'll be like see you next year I need to know

what is the yeah that show needs a good name we need a brain like Garcren that's terrible the show needs a great name so let's call it Garcren that sounds like a monster like some sort of monster,

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Whoa, that's words. Chapter Copter of the Sky. Crandor, how's that traffic out there? Oh, wow. That was a lot of words. Chopter, copter of the sky. How's that traffic out there? Oh, wow. That was a lot of words. Words are things that we say and things that we say are sounds. So when you break it all down,

words can be spoken or they can be written. But are there other ways we can see or hear words? Can we feel words? Do you. Can we feel words? Do you think we can feel words? Is that to me?

Yes. Yes, I think some words have great power. Well, they could have power, but do you feel them? Some words are painful, yes. Well, there's literally feeling, and then there's like, oh, I felt it. What if someone you care about says I love you? Would you not feel that?

You would feel it, but you wouldn't be feeling it with your hands. You'd be feeling it with emotions. What if someone, let's say David Lynch, created the word blocks and then you could feel that word? Well, I'm still saying you're feeling out your emotions. That is one way of feeling, but you're not physically feeling it no I'm saying he made a block that says blocks and it like spells out blocks so you touch the letter s that he created oh I see um yeah yes technically that could work so that's like you know that's at least four ways to feel words and also there's

a million people traveling for Thanksgiving. Back to you. Alright, Crandor. Let's go to weather. Weather. I brought this one up because I saw it and someone was like, I can't believe you haven't done this one. And I was like, wow, I can't either.

You're going to like it. Okay. Cox's Bazaar. Chittagong, Bangladesh. Oh, boy. I'm ready for this. Bangladesh has a Cox's Bazaar? I got to look this up. What the hell is going on there?

Cox's Bazaar, Chittagong, Bangladesh. 71 degrees. Cox's is the first thing. I don't know if it's because the internet stalks me and knows what's up, but I literally just wrote Cox's and the first thing that came up bizarre. Oh, my God. It's listening. Oh, my God. I hate this city.

The very first image is an image of three sharks. Oh, this place is hell. Oh, no. It's known for fishing and tourism. Wow, really? Huh. That's kind of like the irony is that you hate sharks but you're bizarre as sharks in it. You know?

This is – yeah, I don't understand. Ah, I get it. Okay. So this is some colonial bullshit is what this is. Just a real quick breakdown. It is known as Panawa, which translates into yellow flower, or an older name was Palonki, but it's called Cox's Bazaar modernly because of Hiram Cox,

who was a British East India Company guy who had an outpost there. Ah, that makes sense. Gotcha. Okay, continue, please. Anyway, it is 82 degrees, sunny to partly cloudy, high 82, winds north-northwest 10 to 15 miles an hour. Woppy, take the rest. Activated.

Humidity 66%, UV index 7 of 10, sunrise 6.08 a.m., sunset 5.08 p.m., Monday night, 67 degrees, partly cloudy skies, low 67, winds north at 5 to 10 miles per hour, Tuesday, 82, partly cloudy, Wednesday, 85, partly cloudy, Thursday, 86, partly cloudy Wednesday 85, partly cloudy Thursday 86, partly cloudy Friday 86, sunny Saturday 84, partly cloudy Sunday 86, sunny Monday 86, sunny Tuesday 87, sunny

Wednesday 86, sunny What is going on over there? What, what, what, what? He's freaking out a bit at the end It's sunny a lot. I also just learned Cox's Bazaar is the world's largest refugee settlement. Wowee. So there you go.

That's interesting. Porns and refugees and sharks. Cox's Bazaar. As COVID-19 rates rise in Cox's Bazaar, increased testing. Cool. Boy, Cox's Bazaar. Yeehaw. That's the weather.

So happy. All right, Crandall, let's go to sports. Sports. Welcome to the Sports Desk. We had some games that were played today. First off, some NBA free agency signings. The Charlotte Hornets signed Gordon Hayward to a big deal. They also drafted LaMelo Ball, who you may have heard of

because his dad is the Ball family guy with Lonzo Ball and the other Balls, and they're crazy. Did I ever tell you that my dad, I think, knows them? I don't think you did. I don't know. This might be an apophrical tale by my father. I have no clue. But my apartment complex is weird because it's right near the airport but also kind

of near the beach. It's like in this weird spot. It makes travel very easy and it's kind of out of the way. Right. But it makes travel very easy, and it's kind of out of the way. Right. So every once in a while, I get in an elevator with an obvious famous person who clearly lives in my apartment complex somewhere. And I'm like, I think I told you one time I got in the elevator with a famous rock star guy.

And every once in a while, I'll see a basketball player get in an elevator. And I feel like this is one of those things where they stay here for like a year and then move, right? Yeah. But I think my dad was like some guy, some guy in the Lakers, my dad kept giving him coaching advice and stuff. I was like, I don't know that he needs a dad, but like, he's like, no, no, he's fine. He's fine.

We talked. I'm like, okay. And I feel like it was one of the balls. I think it was. Wow. Yeah. I don't know. Dad'm like, okay. And I feel like it was one of the balls. I think it was. Wow. Yeah. I don't know. He definitely –

The dad's got an in. He does. I think he has an in. So I will put that out there. Coach Cox, once a coach, always a coach apparently. Huh. Well. I just figured I'd throw that out there.

I don't know. Yeah. So the NBA draft happened, a bunch of stuff. Basketball is going to be starting in about one month. That's exciting. Actually, three weeks, I think. Then over in football news, a lot of games happened today. The Seahawks beat the Cardinals on Thursday night.

The Panthers shut out the Lions. The football team beat the Bengals and Joe Burrow tore his ACL. Houston beat New England. Cleveland beat Philadelphia, which I believe was the first time they've beaten Philadelphia in the 21st century, if I read right. The Saints beat the Falcons. The Ravens lost to the Titans.

The Steelers destroyed the Jaguars, who still don't have Minshew back. But apparently he's getting close. F Minshew, at least for today. Yeah. Well, he didn't even play. At least for today. F that guy. Steelers on a train. They're riding

all the way to the Super Bowl. It's happening. It's happening. They're undefeated still. Actually, that means they're going to lose in the playoffs. Who am I kidding? I know where this goes. Oh yeah, probably. I know where this is going. I'm no idiot. Broncos beat the Dolphins. Chargers beat the Jets. Colts beat the Packers

in overtime. That was a fun one. Packers turned the ball over four times, including in overtime. It was very fun. And the Cowboys somehow beat the Vikings in a wacky day of football. And currently, the Chiefs and the Raiders are 14-7 Raiders. So they're actually doing pretty good for, I almost said Oakland, Las Vegas. And that is sport. Okay, what's our big news story of the day?

Big news story of the day. Let's see. There's an interesting one. Was Florida man arrested after driving away with power pole on car roof? I'm sorry. Is the news article posing a question? Was he? I think it is.

Wouldn't they know? Time time out shouldn't they know i i think they should know yes was he we have to know do they just did they just clickbait us what just happened here yeah what the shit um what news article is headlined like that? Who wrote this? Who is this clickbaiter? This is Snopes.com. Okay, sure. All right. Sounds like a reliable source.

Then it says rating true. So does that mean, is it like telling us the story's true and not fake? Maybe. Maybe they were trying to see if it was true. Okay. Alright. A 71-year-old Florida man was arrested on suspicion of grand theft after finding a downed power pole near an interstate and tying it to the roof of his 97 Toyota Camry

with the hope of selling the pole for scrap metal. I'm sorry, what? I guess he wanted to sell the pole for scrap metal. You know shit's bad out there for people when they're like, is that a downed power pole? We can sell that for scrap metal. That is...

That says a lot about this country. I'll be real with you. That says a lot about people where they're like, look, I got to make ends meet. We're selling that poll. The story went viral after it was first reported. The Associated Press on November 17th and appeared in a number of news outlets.

Snopes readers asked our team to look into his alleged arrest record, which we found listed on the Hillsborough Sheriff's Office website.las hatley was arrested on the 16th and was in jail at the time of publication with a bond set at 4 000 facing grant of charges the charge administered if the property stolen is more than 300 but less than 20 000 and punishable by a maximum sentence of five years 5 000 are you telling me that we could have been looking up all these stories we do all these years on Snopes and they would have given us a review if it was real or not? I hate this website because the best part of these stories is most of the time they're probably bullshit. I know. We wouldn't even have done the Tito Watts.

Yeah, we would have been like, oh, this Tito Watts is fake. How dare they? How dare they ruin this for us? They probably tell us that dick bitingbiting spider was fake too. Yeah. Idiots. An employee of the construction group Walsh Infrastructure followed the maroon Toyota Camry after he witnessed the driver of the vehicle load a light pole located on the outside shoulder of Interstate 4 onto his car.

How big was this pole? Was this like a normal light pole? Are we talking about an actual interstate light pole? We got pictures. Oh my god. Oh my god. How did it literally is a light

pole that you would see on an interstate? Yes. And he strapped this thing down on the top of his car. There's no way he could have ever gotten away with this. I can't believe it didn't, like, crush his car or something. That's crazy. I can't believe he can still drive with it on his car.

The aerodynamics are all out of whack. This thing, it's so crazy. How this thing didn't, like like flip the car? How this didn't like on a turn roll off? I just don't get it. That's incredible. Holy crap. I've never seen,

this is the image we're using for this entire episode. Oh yeah. Oh my god. That is incredible. It actually is very impressive. Right? Like, it's illegal as hell, but very impressive.

Yeah. And he was how old? 71. Man, this guy. If I had 71, can steal a flag, like a light pole, man, I'm in. I'm doing great. i'm doing so great while speaking wait where am i uh while speaking to haley explained that he did in fact find the down light pole on the side of the interstate and was attempting to turn it in his scrap metal for

money he advised that he was unaware that it was illegal to remove utility poles or light poles from the interstate if they were in fact broken or fallen over. I think he knew. I'm going to go out on a limb and say he probably knew. I think he probably knew as well. This isn't like roadkill where you're like, hey, it was down on the road. I can take it. It's like, hey, a literal light pole's down. I guess I'll take it.

It's mine now. Oh, man. a literal light poles down. I guess I'll take it. It's mine now. Here's one more picture for the road. Is it a picture of? Oh my god. Again, the amount of work that went into doing this is out of control.

Yeah, that's insane. It's impressive. It's like how that one guy camped out in Disneyland for a week. That's insane. It's impressive. It's like how that one guy camped out in Disneyland for a week. It's illegal, but that was impressive. That was impressive, yeah. He made it a week? Yeah.

This guy got it up off the road, onto the top of his car, managed to rope the whole thing, onto the top of his car, managed to rope the whole thing, then get the rope under the car, wrap it through the windows. This was an effort. Yeah. I can't hate him. You know what? I wouldn't have done it, but now that I watched a man do it,

I can see, like, you know what? I know how I would do it if I needed to. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, that is it for us. Thank you so much. needed to yeah yeah all right well that is it for us thank you so much for listening watching however you're enjoying this podcast about stealing lamp poles Crandor hit him with the

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