Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 266 - Gabu Gabu Punch Man

Episode Date: December 7, 2020

The boys are back for another episode of WHAT'S. SLOWLY. KILLING. CRENDOR!!!!!!! This time it's his mouth. Also Jesse is going insane from being stuck inside all day, a journalist has a strange obsession with talking animals, and Crendor introduces Jesse to the best anime ever! All this and more on this new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://joinhoney.com/COX to get Honey for FREE! Go to http://getquip.com/crendor right now and get your first refill FREE!

Today's episode is brought to you by Honey. If you want to save some money on the internet, Honey is the way to do it. And we've got something special for you today. Also, we're brought to you by Quip. Quip is moving into the floss game. And it is strong. That is a strong game. We'll talk about that as well.

Now let's jump into this podcast. Hello, everybody. It's time for Ghost on Trending. This is Trending in the morning. In the morning. Broadcasting live, live, live, live, live. In 4-hour recording studios. Recording.

Wake your ass up. It's Ghost on Trendel in the morning. Hey. Hey, hey. You hanging in there? You were like, hey. Oh man, hanging in there is a great word. What does that mean? Is this one of those things where you're like, I. Oh, man. Hanging in there is a great word. What does that mean?

Are you actually, is this like one of those things where you're like, I'm actually hanging right now? Oh, yeah. So, let me tell you. Speaking of, like, teeth. What? Wait, what? My tooth. Wait, what?

Well, we talked about, like, whip and the thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no. I get it. Yeah. So, like, oh, my God. My tooth's been bothering me for a while. Oh, no. Is is this gonna be awful uh so my tooth's been bothering me for a while and then it's got a crown on it so i went

to the one dentist and he's like oh yeah it's uh it looks like it might just be irritated you probably just need a new crown or something then i was like all right so then i was like maybe i'll get like one other opinion so i got another dentist he's like yeah it looks like you just x-rays are fine nothing bad no infections or anything you probably just need another crown so i'm like okay so i go back to the first dentist because i liked him more and i was like all right uh i'll get a new crown so i get a new crown and they're like great and i'm like all right it's still a little sore, but I'm sure it'll go away. Doesn't go away. Still sore.

And then I'm waiting. I'm like, all right, all right. And then about four or five days ago, I'm like, all right. I'm going to go back and just be like, hey, tooth is still not feeling good. So I go back. And they're like, oh, maybe you need a mouth guard because you're grinding at night and stuff like that and you just need to protect your teeth whatever blah blah i'm like all right so they did another x-ray they're like no it looks fine then day later oh my god my entire jaw just hurts like my entire t entire TMJ jaw flared up.

And then the tooth. What is a TMJ jaw? TMJ is like your... What are they calling it again? I've looked it up so many times. This is like talking to a person that has read way too much WebMD. And they know words. But I don't know that I know that you know what those words mean. Well, it's one of the things I've seen it so many times.

I know the J stands for joint because it's like a joint. So are you talking bottom or upper mouth? What are we talking? It's like the upper right part of my mouth. Gotcha. Okay, that's all I need. Third tooth from the back, upper right. Okay.

The temporomandibular joint. acts like the sliding mj yeah why didn't you say so yeah i did acts like a sliding hinge connecting your jawbone to your skull and a type of thing a lot of people get from grinding their teeth stress clenching your teeth uh as it causes pain inflammation that explains what the why the doctors thought that doctor oh yeah dentists um yeah yeah yeah so yeah it can cause i've heard i mentioned it in chat and people someone's like oh yeah i get that all the time i can't even open my jaw sometimes when it happens and it flares up uh so i was like oh okay but then i was like i think part of it's just related to the tooth i

think i'm just grinding that tooth or something i think i've like injured the nerve there so i don't know because i was like i can't even bite down on it like it hurts to just bite on it and so uh it's like oh my god the last couple days i've just been taking like advil tylenol and it's like waiting it out so i like so it, and I've been icing it, but it's just, it's a bad time. So I called the dentist. I was like, hey, it hurts to like do anything on that tooth. And he's like, what can you eat? And I'm like, I don't think I could eat lettuce on it.

And he is like, all right, you might need a root canal. That's what I was thinking, yeah. Yeah, so yeah. And it's at the point where I'm like, you know what, just do the root canal. I don't even care. You can rip the tooth out if you want. As long as it's like, oh.

It's been causing me like so many, oh my God, tooth pain's like the worst. I hate tooth pain. Yeah, because the nerve is right there. Yeah, because he was saying like oh well the x-rays look good but sometimes like you can still need a root canal even if the x-ray looks good and so i trust him because i think the other dentist was also like yeah you know it seems like you just need a new crown but you might need a root canal so i mean that's two dentists

and like maybe you need a root canal so yeah tomorrow i'm just waiting it out tomorrow four o'clock i'm going to get my root canal yeehaw i wish you the best those i mean i was about to say those three bad but they're gonna they're gonna numb the hell out of your mouth so oh yeah here's the thing i was everybody's always like oh root canal i looked it up they're like root canals like let's like get in a filling like it. At this point of modern medicine, it's literally just like getting a filling. Yeah, it just is one of those things that hurts in the aftermath, right? Because they've literally cut up inside your mouth. Yeah, they drill into it, and then they like, I guess they clean out the actual root and like the nerve of the tooth.

Yeah, I mean, it's like the nerve of the tooth. And then they fill it up. I mean, it's just a lot of dental work. And so for the next, you know, few days, it's going to suck. But here's the thing. You will have so many painkillers, it won't matter. Well, here's the thing. I'm already in a shit ton of pain. So it can't be any worse than this.

You know what? It reminds me when I got my toenails removed. You hit a point where you're like, oh, my God, you just rip them off. And when I got the toenails removed, like, it hurt, but, like, it was nowhere near them being inflamed and infected and shit and walking around. And you, like, stub them. Like, if I would bump my toe on something, I would have to be like, ah, and just, like, lay there for, like, ten minutes being in agonizing pain. Ah, that sucks, dude. Yeah.

So it's a fun time so i'm just i'm kind of just counting down the hours till that happens and then i'm actually looking forward to the root canal i might be the first person in his there's probably been other people but i've uh i've had plenty of oral surgery in my life and uh every time i've been like let's get this over with doc so i mean i don't i don't in particular have any you know dread of mouth surgeries and things i've they i had a tooth grow in like a really funny place when i was younger and they had to cut into my like upper jaws like i've had so many surgeries. Doesn't even faze me. I'm the same. Some people are all like,

oh, the dentist, that's scary. I've had, oh my god, I would get at least one cavity a year. And then, because I had braces, and then when I had braces, I had one tooth where I had to have oral surgery on it where they'd cut the gum,

and then they had to twist the tooth around and like pull it down in a chain oh uh and then it had to have a brace put on it to like meld with the braces in fact that tooth i mean here's the thing that's not that tooth never mind that could be part like that whole process as just with most things in your mouth the adult teeth you have there are no replacements and so anything that's done to them 10 15 20 years ago uh over time wears out like the um i had one of the very like the the titanium rods that they now, everyone and their brother puts in teeth. Back when I had it done when I was in high school, that was like, yo, we're going high tech.

You're about to be a future man. And so when I had that done, the doctor said to me, hey, eventually that might just come loose and you might have to have it replaced. I don't know that that's a situation that happens now I have never had that happen to me before I mean since So maybe modern technology is like once it's in, it's in But they were like, look, eventually

Wear and tear, you are going to have to have someone come in And re-replace that titanium rod That's in your mouth Because just the way, you know, we, the technology we have. And all right. I mean, I assume that anything done 10, 15 years ago to your teeth, you know, over time it just wears out.

I had braces too. You know what? I will say this. There ain't no pain like braces pain. If you've ever had braces, you have cut up gums. You have like your teeth are constantly hurt for no damn reason. Cause you're there. Look, all I'm saying is if you ever had braces, you fear no dentist.

You will, you will be like, do what you got to do. Doc, get in there and stick me with needles and just cut stuff. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. No, it's a, in fact fact a lot of my teeth have like worn down which is part of because of the braces so they said braces because i had them for like four years or something they like wear down your enamel and so when you wear down the enamel

it's not good and so i've had oh my i think like nine or ten crowns uh so i'm used to just I'm used to dental stuff. Here comes another crown. Here we go. So I mean, a root canal, I'm just like, whatever. Can't be any worse than anything else I've had. And so I'm just looking forward to it. And that's been the Crendor Dental Adventures.

It's a good adventure to be on. the week it's a good adventure to be on honestly it's probably from a lot of grinding and clenching so they say apparently the best thing to do is you wear a mouth guard so they make you a mouth guard so it doesn't hurt your teeth when you grind and then you work on

not grinding so you work on doing jaw exercises and muscles if you know if your neck and shoulders are tight a lot of times that'll make you grind too so you gotta like do yoga and help do it yeah you gotta do a whole bunch of stuff which now i'm gonna do because pain's a great motivator they would always uh my big thing is my lower jaw i think juts out a little bit further than my upper jaw hmm but when I smile or do anything with it it looks normal but if I just let my jaw like I think I am the definition of slack-jawed if I don't do anything with my jaw and

just let it like naturally for you at home, you can try this. Naturally, if you just relax your jaw, your upper teeth and your bottom teeth should align. Right. Mine do not. If I relax my jaw, there is a solid gap between them. Huh. But since I'm always talking and moving, my mouth, I always gab too much. That's true. It's totally not noticeable like it isn't a thing that anyone would ever notice and the only time it's a problem is when i go to a dentist and they're like bite down on this thing and i do

and they're like no bite down correctly and i'm like i am and they're like no no no push your jaw back into your mouth I'm like what you have to like do a like a fake jaw I like suck my jaw and like this and now my teeth are aligned and they're like good I'm like what the hell I'm never gonna do that in real life like well we need this for one of your you know your braces or whatever. It was the bane of my existence when I was younger, is they would always be like, change your, change the way you normally chew. I'm like, I can't. It's who I am. I'm surprised you don't have TMJ.

I don't. I'm not, you know me. I'm not very, like, anxiety prone or stressed out. That's true. That is true. When I go to sleep i pass out i go down so yeah um so i mean with the with that it's harder to eat so i've been trying to i've legit had five guys like three days in a row because it's like such a like mushy burger to eat that

i'm like and like and i just chew it on my left side oh it's so messed up but accurate an accurate description of five guys yeah but now like right before this i was getting like some stomach like gurglies like and i was like oh boy i can't keep doing the five guys can't keep doing it you are you are a dangerous game. Your body is like, you know, it's like, what was that game, FTL? It's like you've got to keep just maintaining parts of the ship, trying to keep that thing going. Yeah, it's just like, all right, we've got that going. Stomach's back.

Groin's good again. Ah, geez, now the tooth's acting. All right, tooth's good. Up, there goes the groin. All right, we've got to repair. Yeah, you're just in a constant state of just maintenance. Yeah, that sounds like getting old, man. Welcome.

I've been getting old for years. You've been getting old since you were 15. That's true. It's like I said, I have a family. I have three grandparents that are 95, and all of them are like, I've had pain since I was 12. And I'm like, we just live long, painful lives. That's what we do.

That sounds rough, man. That sounds rough, dude. It is. It's not fun. But, you know, here I am. Oh, my God. But I will say, I didn't know what to eat. And so I was like, what's something else I could easily eat?

So I got a McRib. And you know what? Yeah. It's pretty easy to eat. I imagine so. It is also a mushy meal. Yeah. I didn't eat any fries, though.

I tried to eat one fry, and I was like, ugh. So it was only the McRib. I think I'd be great in a relationship. You know how, like, sometimes girls are just like, ugh. So I was only the McRib. I think I'd be great in a relationship. You know how sometimes girls are just like, I love fries, and they'll only order French fries at a thing? You know what I'm talking about? I feel like I'd be good in a relationship.

I think I'm at that point in my relationship where I'm like, you know what? Let's get a meal somewhere, and I'll take the sandwich. You're going to have all the damn fries. Think of over French fries. I think of over fries as like a gimmick. I'm like, you know what? Nah, I'd rather have two burgers than french fries in a burger i would too in fact five guys i got fries the first two days i ate like five of them and then

today i didn't even get fries i'm like i don't even want fries here's the thing i love five guys fries i think it's better than their burgers true i like their fries too but i was like you know what i don't even want fries today. Yeah, french fries? Scam. Giant scam. If you had to be like, alright Jesse, what do you want? Another burger or fries? I'd be like,

give me that other burger. Let me just eat that thing. I ain't got time for those french fries. Yeah, so I feel like future relationships should be based around, would you take these fries off my hands so that I, you know, and then you can have that and we'll just save some money. Done and done.

Yeah. I don't care what we drink. You can pick the drink. Look at that. That's love right there. Sharing your crappy value meal. That's love. That's love.

Truly. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So that's pretty much been my week. That's pretty much been my week. That's a hell of a week. I have been the most adult I've been in a long time. Oh, my goodness. I am in bed by like 10 and up by 5 most days this past week.

And I have been, I'll get most of my work done before noon. Wow. I'm doing great. I'm like plowing through life this last week. The problem is, I also, this last week, I don't know why this is me, Crandor. I don't know why. This seems to happen every so often. And you can just go look at the tape.

Look at the tape from previous episodes. I will be fine. everything will be good and then out of nowhere for some reason i'll get five brand deals in a like three day period because i have the inability to say no to things i'll be like yeah i can do it and so i don't know if anyone you know was out there watching me stream this week but it was like four streaming some car game that was game was great by the way super fun um those are the best type of brand deals yeah i was having a blast um but literally at one point i think it was maybe Tuesday, it was one stream, another stream, and then another stream after it. All brand deals.

I was like, oh my god. I think this week I streamed more than I've ever streamed in my life. And my butt hurt from sitting. I had to go for walks and stuff. Not out of just like, I want to see what the world's like. But I need to not be in this apartment. I was losing my mind. My whole body was broken.

And, uh, I mean, I'm happy. I'm happy that people want to work with me, but also, oh my God, I don't know what happened, but over the course, I had all this time, all the end of November, beginning of December. And it was just like, you know what? During this three-day period, everything happens. And I was like, oh my god. So that's where I'm at mentally is I just got over it. And I thought, okay, cool.

I'm good. Everything's fine. And then I hit today and realized that I've been going nonstop today since 9 a.m. Oh, wee. Yeah. That's, wow. Yep. But I was up at 5.

So I got a bunch of things out of the way and then was like, oh, I have to work now. So I pre-worked to then work. And now I was like, all right. Apparently Sundays are my day where I do too much It's actually kind of funny Because that's everybody's day off usually Yeah yeah yeah I definitely Am in bad with the lord

I imagine this whole Day of rest thing not working out great for me I um Yeah no I have totally screwed up I the problem is here's a great example imagine you have a friend no names no names imagine you have a friend named davis who leaves town four days a week and the other three days he works at his other job so when you're like well when can you record he's like i'm around sunday night you're like, well, when can you record? He's like, I'm around Sunday night. You're like, well, all right. I guess that's my option.

That's where I'm at mentally. Like, I mean, I guess I have no choice. So I guess I'm doing it. Yeah. That's the life I lead where I'm just like, I will fit my schedule around other people's schedules to get things done. And apparently Sunday is the day when that can happen. I'm like, oh cool. So for months now, Sunday has been like

do you want to do anything Sunday? No, I'm sorry. I cannot do anything. I work Sundays. That's my life. That's the opposite for me. I do this, I watch football and then sometimes I'll stream for like an hour. That's the opposite for me I do this, I watch football And then Sometimes I'll stream for like an hour

That's about it for Sundays I wish that I wish that was the life I led It's good when you're When you're in pain But when you're not in pain It's kind of like that Well the good news is I have a solid 2021 strategy.

And it involves saying no to everyone. I'm very excited. That's a great strategy. I'm going to be like, no, no. You're my best friend. No. Like that kind of stuff. Yeah.

I'll be really passionate about the no's I say. Yeah. You got to say no sometimes. I'll be like, no. I actually don't think so. No. Yeah. That's my sometimes. Be like, no, I actually don't think so. No. Yeah.

That's my intention. I like it. Thank you. Yeah. As you can probably tell, I'm very stressed. Oh, yeah. I've been working very hard and I'm like, I hate this pandemic. I hate that people are idiots in it.

I hate that if we all just wore a mask for like eight weeks, we'd be fine at the end of it. I hate all of it. I hate that I have to stay in this stupid apartment. I hate today that my dishwasher broke and the guys, it broke by the way, for the third time in three weeks. I'm just over everything right now. And if I could just, I don't know, sleep for a month and not have to worry. But if anything, I'm doing more worrying now than I've ever done. And it's not about like me. It's about all these other responsibilities I have that doesn't seem like there's enough time in the day. You have a very workaholic personality.

Reminded me of TB was a lot like that, too. He was like, work, work, work. And so I'm the opposite. I work just enough, and then I stop. And I'm completely fine with it. But I do get the urges of like, I should be streaming right now. Or like, I should

be doing something like that. But I'm able to ignore it. I have a powerful sense of ability to do the opposite of work very strong i just uh have a lot and what will end up happening see my i know what it is i have a tb work ethic with a Crandor mentality. I'll know I have stuff to do and then I'll like not do it for a day and then it will pile on and I'll be like, oh no, I got to do this now. What if I did it tomorrow? And then at the last minute when I have 80 things

to do, I'll do them all. Ah, yeah, one of those. Yeah, and then I'll come on this podcast and complain about how busy I am. But really, most likely I've put stuff off for a week and then had to do it all at the same time. Oh, yeah, that was me in school. Yeah, that's really who I am at my core. But the reason why, a good example, the reason why this week has been hectic, now that we really want to psychoanalyze,

I had a lot of stuff that I put off, and then all those brand deals came in. So I was doing the stuff I put off plus the brand deals. You know, that kind of thing. Whereas, like, this is so difficult. Why do I have so much stuff to do when really it's all my fault? Like, I know the problem. I'm the problem. But, you know, sometimes I just want to be like, you know what, today I'm not doing anything.

Today I'm just going to go lay in bed until noon and then, you know, maybe go for a walk, grab some lunch, sit around. Sounds great. You need at least one of those days a week. Yeah. Yeah. You need an unwind day. Because that also makes your work better. Because when you start working again, you're not as stressed out with it.

You're right about that. That's for sure. Yeah, yeah. Oh my god, I forgot. You said, uh, because in the, what the what was it the emails they offered us a cigar brand deal thing you were like i don't smoke cigars and then i was like i tried one but i didn't like it oh my god i forgot yes okay time out so speaking of brand deals crendor and i got approached about doing a cigar brand deal and they're like you have to smoke cigars And I do not

I'm not a big smoker And you replied I recently tried a cigar For the first time And it wasn't for me I cannot believe That we have not discussed Your first time trying a cigar

And it was recent Time out Why was this not brought up why have you not talked about this with me i think i meant to talk about it and i forgot i mean now's the time if you have the floor all right so uh when i when my one friend wanted to try wine he's really into cigars. So he's like, I'll try wine if you try a cigar. And I was like, all right, that's fair enough.

What the hell is this person who is into cigars but has never tried wine? I have so many questions. This is like, am I the problem? Am I the person who's like, I'll try it. So I've tried everything at least once. I'm like, yeah, I'll try it. Or am I the problem? Crandor, I think I'm the problem.

Oh, no. Maybe you're the problem. I think I am. Well, I guess he tried wine, but not, like, good wine, you know? I believe that more, yes. Okay. That, I believe, versus, like, I've never tried wine ever. Yeah, so I was like, no, you got to try, like, the quality wine.

He's like a cigar aficionado i just can't imagine a scenario where you are like surrounded by good cigars but have never been like you know what i'll have a fancy wine i just can't but i guess maybe it's more of a whiskey thing maybe i'm just thinking about it wrong yeah it's more of a whiskey all right i'll shut up you can tell the story all right yeah i think, I think whiskey is more a cigar thing. So I tried it. It was like, this one's pretty light. It's not like crazy or what. It's not a full body cigar.

It should be good. So I did like the thing where you cut it. And then he showed me how to smoke it. And he's like, you don't inhale it. You just puff it. And I kept being like, pop, pop, pop. And he's like, no, you got to like inhale. So I was like nice

kept trying and then I think I finally got it and you like let the smoke like roll out of your mouth or whatever so I was just like and then and I gave it a shot the noise is your cigar smoking noises are surprisingly accurate yeah yeah yeah and you, I kept trying. I think I got the hang of it after a while, and then I was like, I don't think I like this. It is certainly an acquired taste, but it's also like an acquired attitude.

There's a certain vibe to it. There's a certain, I don't know, feel about being the cigar guy i'm not the cigar guy i know who i am i'm not that guy as well as things were like if it was a graduation or like a wedding or a ceremony thing and someone's like you want a cigar i'd be like yeah you know what birth of a child like that kind of thing yeah just like hey yeah of course yeah but outside of that yeah that was my cigar experience i'm you know what i need to know more about things you try for the first time let's make that uh let's make that a thing i mean that's the only thing i can think of that i've tried for the first time recently well speaking of recently this is the transition. Here we go. Yeah. Recently, Honey has come out with something pretty amazing.

As you all know, if you listen to this show, Honey is the free extension you can add to your browser that when you go shopping will give you the best deals from around the internet for your purchase. Well, they have a thing called Drop List. And what it does is it allows you, as a member, to add products that you want to this list, choose the desired discount you're looking for, and then get an email if something comes along that drops the price to that amount. to that amount. Well, you can add all sorts of things to this list, and now Honey is going to buy it for you.

They're helping pay for $1 million worth of gifts. You're probably wondering, okay, how do I get in on this? I mean, as per always, go to joinhoney.com slash cox, get it for your computer, create a free account, throw some holiday gifts, things you want, and that's it. That's all you have to do for your chance to win. Honey will randomly select winners and give them the money to buy something from their list. I know right now my list is all graphics cards. I am furious.

Graphics cards are $1,000 more because of price markups and things than they should be. Right? Like $2,300 for a graphics card is insane. So I have a price set for the price it should be. And if it pops up, I'm snapping it. I'm snapping it up. And that is what is on my drop list. But what will be on yours?

Who knows? No purchase necessary. You need a PayPal account to redeem the prize. It's only valid in the U.S. And the giveaway ends 12-21-20. If you go right now to joinhoney.com slash cox, you can get in on this. That's joinhoney.com slash cox. Also today we're brought to you by Quip. Quip is not just where you can get an amazing electric toothbrush. The one you hear about all the time,

the electric toothbrush with the sonic vibrations that pulses and guides you for a better brush, the nine premium brush colors, the cool little like sticka-tear mirror handle thing, and the travel case, and the anti-cavity toothpaste, and mint, and watermelon. The fact that you get every three months a new refill for all that stuff sent to you? Not even talking about that, because today we're talking about floss. Right now, you can get their sleek, reusable floss pick with its durable handle and easy-to-guide restringing. It comes with a compact mirror dispensing case for on-the-go. And a single refill pod replaces over 180 single-use plastic flossers.

And if you live in LA, you see those damn things everywhere. Usually outside fancy restaurants, which I think is the funniest thing in the world. Because I just imagine someone coming out of this ritzy restaurant and then immediately being like, floss, floss, floss, throw on the ground. It's crazy. And if you're not a pig person, Quip also has refillable floss string as well. All we're saying is get Quip brush better. And to help you do that, Quip is going to deliver you a new brush head

floss and toothpaste refills every three months for five bucks shipping totally free so you can save money and skip the store bring delight to your everyday brushing and join the over 5 million people with happy mouths using Quip starting at just $25. Right now, go to getquip.com slash Crendor for your first refill free. That's getquip, G-E-T-Q-I-P dot com slash Crendor. All right, let's go to chapter seven. Whoa, I can't even talk. Chapter, chapter 7 in the sky with Crandor. How's that traffic out there? Oh, man, traffic. Let me tell you something about traffic.

I feel like I haven't done an actual traffic report in months. All right, I've just been ranting about what traffic is, random things happening. And really, I think it's for the best. I think traffic can actually be overrated at times you listen to all those news stations you know it's just a lot of like backups on the same place backups right here backups over there it's gonna take a while to get to your location or whatever but you get it after a while you gotta expect the backups you gotta

know it's gonna happen so like it just feels repetitive. And you know what? It probably is. Back to you. Thanks, Crandor. Now let's go over to Crandor at the weather desk. How's that weather? Weather. We've got a weather request.

Today it is Big Bay, Michigan. Big Bay. Sounds like it's one of the, you know, the mitten? Oh, yeah. The part that isn't the mitten. Big. Sounds like it's one of the, you know, the mitten. Oh, yeah. The part that isn't the mitten. Yeah. Sounds like it's up there. They said it's in the Upper Peninsula. Yep. Alright, so it's not. Alright, yeah, yeah, yeah. The UP. They said

we have a lot of meth. We also managed to have weekly AA meeting in a remote town with a few hundred people also there's a movie made here in the 50s based on a murder that occurred here it's called anatomy of a murderer and it won a bunch of awards but my god is it long and boring as shit aside from this murder there have been three other manslaughter's also at one point the vast majority of countries bowling pins were made here uh thomas edison henry ford used to come up here

to hang out we also have a club in the woods where a bunch of rich people stay during the summer while the town's plebeians work for them. I will keep commenting and adding dumb facts about my stupid little town until I run out or you guys cover it. Where is this town? First off, thank you. Thank you for these factoids.

What is this town called again? Big Bay, Michigan. I'm looking this up. Alright. What is this town called again? Big Bay, Michigan. I'm looking this up. All right. I mean, yeah. It's definitely up in the UP. Yes, it is exactly where I thought it would be, and it looks like a place that you would go to hide a body.

Yes, for sure. Yeah, it kind of does. 183 people. That's less than I expected. There's only 183 people in this entire town? That's what it says. And one of them is a listener? I guess so.

I think you should be working hard to get all 182 other people listening. you should be working hard to get all 182 other people listening imagine if that was like our big if this if big bay was our place oh yeah it's gotta be we've got some other places but big bay's gotta be big bay could be it yeah i do like the lighthouse is very beautiful but it also appears to be the only thing that exists there besides the Lumberjack Tavern. I'm looking at this. I only see two things. Huh. Oh, I guess there is like a motel that looks like where a serial killer would live.

You know, all right. Not bad. Hit us with the weather. The in big bay michigan snow showers this evening becoming more scattered later low 30 degrees fahrenheit winds at nine or five to ten miles an hour chance of snow 40 tomorrow yeah 34 degrees cloudy tuesday 42 mostly cloudy wednesday 43 partly cloudy thursday 39 mostly cloudy friday 37 rainy rainy snow showers saturday 35 rain snow sunday 29 with snow showers so cloudy and snowy rainy in big bay, Michigan, and cold. Gotta love the cold.

That was the least in-depth. You'll be like, Mugatord, Borgatorf. And then you just rattle off a million numbers. And for Big Bay, you're like, a a little wet a little cloudy am i wrong i mean you're you know look when you only have 129 households that's what you get yeah that's what you get you get some more people whether we'll talk exactly you get more people we'll talk uh all right you know? I'll throw in a humidity 94%. Thank you. That's all I ask.

Yeah. That's the weather. Let's go to sports. Sports. Big sports day. A lot of football. A lot of football. We had some crazy football games.

Hold on. Let me find that thing. The Tennessee Titans lost to the Cleveland Browns. The Cleveland Browns are 9-4. 9-4, 9-3? Either way, they have a winning record for the first time in, I think, a very long time. So, hey, good for you, Cleveland Browns. It would have been better if it was during the season where they were being recorded,

but, like, you know. Yeah, that probably would. The Raiders beat the Jets barely on the last second place. The Jets almost got a win, and then they didn't, which is probably better for them, honestly. Vikings beat the Jaguars in overtime. No Minshew, though, is Mike Glennon. His neck looks like a giraffe, by the way.

Yeah, we don't talk about him. He's no Minshew. Dolphins beat the Bengals. Colts beat the Texans. Bears lost to the Lions in Bears fashion. First time they've lost six games in a row since 2002. New Orleans beat the Falcons.

The Giants beat the Seahawks in an upset. Rams beat the Cardinals. The Patriots blew out and shut out the Chargers 45-0. The Packers beat the Eagles. And the Chiefs beat the Broncos. And the Steelers are undefeated still. And the Steelers are undefeated still. And the Steelers are undefeated still, and they play Monday. Yo!

So, yeah. And those are your football scores and, let's see, is there any other sports things? What about curling? Is that happening still? Good question. Did COVID cancel curling? Is that happening still? Good question. Did COVID cancel curling?

Canada, what's up? USA curling to postpone all events at least through May. So yeah. What about Canada curling? Is Canada curling okay? What about Canada curling? Is Canada curling okay?

I don't know. It's hard to find anything on curling. You know what? That's disappointing. That's disappointing, world. Curling is the number one sport in my mind. I agree. It's very sad world. Curling is the number one sport in my mind. I agree. It's very sad because I love curling.

It was the most intense thing in the last Winter Olympics. Yeah. It's the best Olympic sport, hands down. Go look at the clips. It's amazing. Yeah. No, it's great. I love curling. I learned all about it back then.

And now when it kicks off again in the next Winter Olympics, I'm going to be ready. Yeah. I'm going to host curling watch parties. Do you think we could pull that off? Probably, yeah. Curling stream parties? That would be amazing. That would probably be, well, as long as it didn't get copyright, whatever. Whatever.

Curling could use the publicity. Yeah, I mean, as long as you don't actually show the curling, and it's just like you guys watching it, that's a lot. Yeah, it's fine. It's fine. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, as long as you don't actually show the curling and it's just like you guys watching it, that's a lot. Yeah, it's fine. It's fine. And that's sports. Alright, Crandor, what is our big news story

of the day? Big news story. I don't like this. Big news story. East Bay cops respond to burglary call, discovered dozen raccoons brawling instead. What?

I'm sorry, what? That's what I said when I saw it. Two city police officers who thought they were thwarting a burglary in progress ended up face to face with about a dozen raccoons engaged in a raucous brawl at the corporation yard on 13th Street. True to their reputation at

conniving critters, the naturally masked... That is some anti-raccoon propaganda right there. Conniving critters? Come on now, they're just raccoons. They're just raccoons.

They're not like Sly Cooper. Yeah, they're just trying to live and eat and do whatever. Yeah, conniving critters. This writer is definitely like animals secretly talk to each other. Oh yeah, Nate Gartrell. Oh yeah, Nate, he's like,

my favorite documentary is Zootopia. Never trust a fox. Nate, let's see. What about Nate? Joined the news group in 2014. He aspires to visit all 30 MLB stadiums.

Alright. Let's see here just had to learn a little all right yeah all right uh yeah where we leave off proconids promptly paraded to parts unknown leaving one unfortunate smaller raccoon to stay and deal with the cops a richmond police news release said the remaining raccoon advised officers it was just a family dispute and they let him or her go. I hate this. I hate this. I really truly believe this guy thinks that animals can talk. I believe that now.

This story has only cemented it in my mind that this dude is like, in the story, the raccoon's like, listen, officer, it was just a family dispute. My cousin, he gets a little rowdy when he finds alcohol in the trash can, and tonight was that kind of night. Don't worry. It's fine, officer. And the officer was like, all right, Ricky, well, you get out of here. His name is Ricky R's fine, officer. The officer was like, alright, Ricky. Will you get out of here? His name is

Ricky Raccoon, by the way. Alright, Ricky. Will you get out of here? He's like, okay, officer. Thank you so much. It won't happen again. I promise. Then the officer turns to his other cop buddy and he's like, third time this month. That family is a mess. I see it. I see it happening.

I know. Well, I see what Nate sees, but does that make me crazy too? Maybe the raccoons are actually one of the thriving civilizations in our Florida man world. Right. Right. Of course. Of course. That's what's happening.

It's like Florida. That one movie. What's that's what's happening. It's like that one movie. What's it called? Air Bud? Oh. Super Babies? It's what Tom Nook is. The Tanooki?

The Tanooki? The Tanooki? Hence Tom Nook? Yeah, Japanese raccoon dog. There's that one movie on it. Mario Brothers 3? No. The Nookie movie.

Pompoko. What? Yeah, Pompoko. What movie? Tom Poko? Pom, like a pom-pom. What is this movie? It's a Ghibli movie.

Ah, alright, it's an anime. Okay, alright. It's not an anime. A Studio Ghibli movie's not an anime? No. I wouldn't qualify it as an anime. What is it then? It's like a high quality cartoon film.

Made in Japan. So an anime. Okay, let's figure out. There's like a few different anime. So an anime. Anime is a hand-drawn computer animation originating from Japan. Technically, it's an anime. But when you hear anime,

you think of, you know, anime. What do you think? You think of Gabu Gabu Punch Man episode 10,000. I don't think of Studio Ghibli movies. How do you know that if you stick with Kabu Kabu Punch Man, by the time you hit episode 10,000, all those character arcs really start to pay off. I'm just saying.

It all really comes together around episode 10,000. How dare you? How dare you? Kabu Kabu Punch Man is a classic. It has been going on for 27 years. Every single one of those episodes. I have a friend who has every VHS from back in the day. That's what I'm saying.

All right. I define those things as anime. Those series that are like a thousand episodes long and everything. That's like what instantly goes to my mind. That's what I always say. I always say that on stream. Whenever we get into a big anime discussion Because Gmart's super weeb He's seen every anime and he'll be like

Just ask Chad for anime And then Chad will be like you need to watch this anime And I'm like I'm not going to like it I like about 6 animes Kabu Kabu And then I like all the And then I like all the Studio Ghibli movies I need to look this up.

Hold on. Japanese to English. Gabu. Gabu. Doesn't look like Gabu is a Japanese word. Unfortunately. I thought it was. Guzzling.

Oh, oh, oh. Gabu Gabu is it was. Guzzling. Oh, oh, oh. It's the, uh, Gabu Gabu is the sound of guzzling. Apparently. Oh. Guzzling Punch Man is the name of your... It's also an urban dictionary.

Cool but silly. Gabu Gabu? I mean, okay, sure. Gabu Gabu, cool but silly punch man also works. Wait, there's a thing called Yo Gabu Gabu. No, it's Yo Gabba Gabu? I mean, okay, sure. Gabu Gabu Cool But Silly Punch Man also works. Wait, there's a thing called Yo Gabu Gabu. No, that's Yo Gabba Gabba.

No, Yo Gabu Gabu. No, that's Yo Gabba Gabba. Yo Gabu Gabu is something bootleg Yo Gabba Gabba. I don't know about that. I'm just saying Yo Gabu Gabu is not a thing. Yo, Gabu Gabu. It's a cat. There's like a cat monster thing.

Oh, it is. Oh, it is. What? Yeah. Oh, is Gabu. Oh, this is some. This is that show that wasn't Pokemon. Digimon?

Digimon, it looks like. Wait, is it? It's one thing. Or it's Yo-Kai. It's one of those damn things. I don't know what that is. It's definitely one of those, like, you know, one of those Gabu Gabu Punch Man things.

Alright, I understand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here's the thing. I'm very picky with any animes i watch i like a lot of the like uh thrillers uh or like psychological like thrillers you know what i mean like uh what was good i like parasite like attack on titan i like the demon. What was it called? Demon Slayer. And there's like a couple other ones. That's like it.

And then I like all the Studio Ghibli movies. All right. All right. Do you like Studio Ghibli movies? I mean, they're beautiful, but I would classify them as anime. Right? I mean, technically, yes. They aren't like, oh, no, Fujisan! We need to use the power of friendship.

But our friendship meter's so low! Use our power levels. There's only one way to increase your power level, Fujisan. You must kiss all of your friends. Kiss me, too? Not you. Zookie. That's right.

Zookie. Yep. All right. Well, that's where we're at. Of course. Zookie. Old Zookie. What a nerd.

How did we get here? I don't know. I have no idea how we got here. Oh, yeah. the raccoons. Tanooki. There's a Ghibli movie called Pompoko. It's about Tanookis that live in a thing. I don't even really like the movie. It's okay.

It's kind of weird. I don't know. All right. Well, I think it's because they have a narrator, and he's like, now the Tanooki is walk this way. I just don't like the narration of it. I don't know.

So we're going to leave off. I mean, yeah, the article was dumb and we've gotten to this point. That's where we're at. That is where we're at. Did anything crazy happen in this? Baby raccoon. Wait, what the? A baby raccoon is seen in a file photo. The raccoon pictured here is not suspected of participating in a brawl that was broken up by Richmond police.

They just took another photo of another raccoon? They took a picture of a raccoon. Like drinking water. They might as well just put Sly Cooper there. They might as well just... If they're going to put any raccoon there, the suspect, Sly Cooper, was last seen. They might as well just do that.

What a late... That's like there is an old man that broke into a house. This picture is of a random old man and not the one that broke into the house. That's dumb. Anyway. I don't know what happened,

but that's the news. Yep. All right. Well, that's it for us. Thanks so much for listening and watching around for you and joining this podcast. Crandor, hit them with the socials.

Hey, watch, follow along, subscribe, like, comment on the youtube.com slash Cox and Crandor podcast where all these are uploaded. You can go listen to the entire backlog. Cut off the podcast part. You'll find all the animations. Also, we're on Spotify, iTunes, SoundCloud.

We're all over. Also, check out our main stuff. We're on YouTube.com slash Crandor. YouTube.com slash Jesse Cox. Twitch.tv slash Crandor. Twitch.tv slash Jesse Cox. Facebook.com slash Crandor. Facebook.com slash Jesse Cox. Twitter.com slash Crandor. Twitter.com slash Jesse Cox. Instagram.com slash Notorious Cox. Also, you haven't responded to my PlayStation 5 response yet.

I might get on that. Throw it on your busy list. That's it for us. See you all next time and as always. Woo! To be continued.