Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 272- Addicted to Crencaine

Episode Date: January 18, 2021

The boys return for another week of nonsense. This time Jesse is feeling down cause he's a big dummy, but Crendor is there to pep him up with the newest street drug. Also Farts McGee is here to save the NBA! Oh, and snakes climb stuff, birds are sick, and Florida Man makes his return! All this and more on the newest Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://hawthorne.co and use promo code COX to get 10% off your first purchase! Go to http://getquip.com/crendor to get a FREE plastic dispenser with any refill plan!

Today's episode's brought to you by Hawthorne. Hawthorne. If you're trying to smell good in 2021, Hawthorne's the way to do it. Also, today we're brought to you by Quip. Because if you're trying to have nice teeth in 2021, Quip's gonna help you do that as well. Alright, let's jump into this podcast. Hello everybody, it's time for Ghost on Trend Dog. Let us see Trend Dog in the morning.

In the morning! Broadcasting live, live, live, live, live! In 4-hour recording studios! Recording! Wake your ass up! It's the next Trend Dog in the morning! Hello everybody, welcome to another episode of Guys and Grendel in the morning. Uh, yo, yo, yo. Where were you going with that? You were like, uh, yo.

It's like you had a revelation. Uh, yo, yo, yo, yo. You were like, uh, oh, there it is. Yeah, you were like you had a revelation. Yo, yo, yo, yo. You're like, oh, there it is. Yeah, you're like struggling for it. Then you found it at the end. You're like, oh, yeah. Yeah, I don't really know where I was going with that, to be honest. I don't think you ever do.

I think we're just, you know, it's in the moment. We see where we end up at. Sometimes we get there. Sometimes we break down along the way i get it yeah i mean that's the best you can hope for really some days some days it is um i don't know what have you been doing what have i well god what have i even been doing? I got my first ever flag on YouTube. I got a content strike. Yeah, so I've been upset about that all day.

It's dumb. I made a goofy mistake. I'm just kicking myself over. I found an image online that I thought, oh, this is the official image of what a ship in Star Wars looks like. It's for my Star Wars RPG that I was doing. And I was like, all right, well, I'm going to take this image, this layout, and I'll make a version of my own. But I guess it was some dude on Deviant Arts, and I just didn't bother researching.

I was like, this will do. We changed it, but I guess not enough for this dude's tastes. I don't know. I don't think there's much we can do about it. I thought it was changed significantly enough, but yeah, I'm upset that I didn't just, like I normally do, which is pay someone to make a thing or make it myself in some really cheesy way. I just thought, you know, it's not that important. I'll just make it. And I got got.

So I'm not pleased with myself, and I'm kicking myself for it. But, yeah, it's just been one of those days. I hate that that's where I got one of my three possible total channel strikes was from that. Oh, yeah. Lesson learned. I think it's dumb. I'm definitely going to try and fight it, but I figure I'll lose. So I'm just, like, over it. but I figure I'll lose so I'm just like

Over it if anything I just I don't know YouTube every year I dislike it more and more and this isn't a Feeling based on what happened today. It's just I feel overwhelmed and burdened by it I still like doing YouTube but not as as I used to, because I like the variety of just everything now. It's just it feels like it's been so long since I liked YouTube. Yeah. Well, we never

really like-liked it. It was just kind of a thing, but it's gotten worse. That, I mean, yeah, it's gotten worse. I don't, like, getting flagged and all that stuff, that's not a, you know, that's not what I consider a sign of's gotten worse. I don't, like, getting flagged and all that stuff, that's not what I consider a sign of it getting worse. I just think the overall atmosphere and community and the people,

like the way the algorithms work and the way that it promotes people who are divisive and, like, assholes. They promote the content that gets the money. And if you get views, you get the money. Even if it's like, you won't believe what Pokemon card I got. Or like, you won't believe how I yelled at some guy in the street and threw a sandwich at him. Yeah, I just... Oh, my whole soul.

But it's alright. It's alright. One day I will, I don't't know be a head in a jar so what the hell will i care then you know got that right well for me tell me tell me about your better life how are you doing how are you doing? I've realized what I like doing for videos is I like, or even streams, I like playing the weird games, you know? Like Battleship. Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

All right. In my mind, when you said I like playing the weird games, I thought you the weird games, I thought you meant weird games. Not I like playing Battleship because playing Battleship on stream is weird. Well, no. I guess like... I thought you meant like I like playing that game where

you date cans of soda. You know? That's what I thought you were saying. I would play that game as well. If it was available, I'd play it. But... It is. I think that's game as well. If it was available, I'd play it. But... It is, I think. I think that's a real game. Is it a real game?

What's it called? Soda Date? All right. So I found the game. I found the game. Okay. What's it called? Only Cans.

It's Only Cans. It's called Only Cans Thirst Date. It features unnecessarily high quality cans, all color, sizes, tastes, and accessories. Tasty and tasteful can drink erotica. Corporate drama, family tragedy, greed, love, passion, photography, one-handed gameplay available. And it is literally cans of soda and lingerie is what I'm looking at right now. These are the images.

It's only cans on Itch.io. And holy crap, I can't believe this exists and it is amazing all right well now i know what i uh now i know what i must do now i know what i must do and suddenly my week just got a whole lot better there you go. See? Easy. Yeah. All right. Good to know. Good to know.

There's also a game called Snail Race. Ooh. See, now you're into it. Don't come to me, me especially, and be like, yeah, I played a weird game this week. It's called Battleship. Well, not many people play Battleship either. What do you mean? One of the most popular board games, tabletop games of they don't play it like online I mean back when I was a kid we

did so so I found battleship and I was playing it on stream I made a video of it but like they have a game mode where it's like advanced battleship so like you get a radar so you can scan for ship parts. And then you can plant landmines. You can bomb a whole area. So then you'd be like, oh, I hit one of those ships. Or you hit mine. It makes it a lot more fun.

Do they have a battleship game based off the movie Battleship? Does that exist? Time out. Now I've got to look this up. I don't think they do. Battleship? Does that exist? Time out. Now I gotta look this up. I don't think they do. Battleship Movie Game. Come on, there has to be.

Classic Battleship Movie Edition Game from Hasbro. Get out of town. Yeah, they have a physical Classic Battleship Movie Edition. Is it Hasbro? That's the one I was playing. Unless they just made one for the movie. No, this is one made for the movie.

Alien ships from the movie. Oh. I forgot. I forgot that there were aliens in that movie. I forgot the whole point of that movie was that instead of another fleet, it was aliens. Right. Right. And then they had to play Battleship with the aliens because of some alien technology or some nonsense.

I remember that. Yeah, it was fun. Nonsensical, but fun. I played Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. That was great because of how janky it was. So you could be Gladys, who was 69 years old, and she's like, My granddaughter likes and they start talking over each other the guy'll be like here's the next question for the thing she's like

I'm the granddaughter and you're like what's going on and uh they asked some crazy questions uh but I made a video on that too so that was fun that's how I'm fun playing I made a video on that too, so that was fun. I played Bloons TD6. A lot of people have been playing that. Yeah, you and everyone else jumped on that. Well, I saw Sam playing it, so I was like, I've never played a Bloons game. And they were like, you've got to play Monkey. So I played it.

It was pretty fun. Except for the fact that when you're playing and everybody in chat is like, well, does Sniper Monkey go 4-0-2? I'm like, I've played for like 10 minutes. I don't even know what that means. Now I get it. Some guy's like, has sniper monkey go 402. I'm like I've played for like 10 minutes. I don't even know what that means Now I get it Some guys like cuz he got to the part

Where you gotta get the camo balloon to hit the thing like I'm I've literally never played this game before that is that is my least Favorite streamer thing I I know people want to help I know they're there to support you But if you're just starting a thing and they expect you to be like amazing at it if there's nothing more frustrating than that yeah to be doing a thing and people just be like why is he doing it wrong it's like i don't even know what the right way is and they're like well listen to us it's like do you want me to have a conversation with you or play the game turns out 99 of the time they want to have a conversation and i'm like well that's not what i signed up for yeah that's my thing it's like I don't mind it but it's only if I like ask for the help where I get to a point

where I'm like all right what the shit do I do here and someone's like build sniper monkey go cam I'm like all right I'm doing that but when it's you know you're just playing to learn and then someone starts yelling it then I'm like I'm not gonna. I keep getting distracted by Battleship. I need to close this window. There are so many Battleship things that it's become distracting. Here's the thing. You're looking at all that. I didn't even know what Ichi.io was. Now I'm looking through all these games. Yo, dude.

Ichio's great. That is a lot of indie games, a lot of weird shits on there. Some very good horror games are on there. It has everything you could possibly want. It's got everything from fun games for the family to hardcore erotica. Now I know why you're there. Oh, yeah. I mean, you know me for Only Cans.

Is that a game about naked cans? I mean, the fact that you even knew about only canes. That's because, of course, this week, everyone and their brother sent it to me. I just forgot the name of it. They were like, you've got to play this, bro. And I was like, all right, maybe, we'll see. Calm down.

Calm down, you perverts. You got to play this. You preverts. So, yeah, I'm just looking for more of those games. Because, like, I had my streamer thing. You know that thing they gave you? Where everybody was sharing it. Like, look at my game stream and all that stuff.

Yeah, yeah. And mine was, like, you played WoW in League. And I learned very quickly this year that, like, I'm just tired of League of Legends. You've been tired of League of Legends forever. Why do you insist on still playing it? Here's the thing. I still like the game. I'd still play the game.

But right now, there's too many anime champions. And I get it. They sell skins. They're not nerfing them. They keep releasing more. I'm just, until they fix the meta, or they allow two bans so I can ban two of them. Alright? Yasuo and Yone.

I'm done. I can't. I'll play normals. I'll do other things, but I can't play ranked. Can't do it. And I got the plat. I did it last year, so I've already peaked. I'm not going to ever get diamond.

I don't want to get the diamond. I'm fine with being like, you know what? I achieved my goal. I got the plat. And as long as I get gold and get my shit, I'm good. my goal. I got the plat. As long as I get gold and get my shit, I'm good.

I don't know what the hell you just said about anything that just happened here. But I want you to know that you being upset about a game that literally has a fake K-pop band and calling it 2Anime is the funniest shit I've ever heard. Like, this game

is starting to get two anime. They literally have a fake K-pop band. Okay. I don't care that they do that. In fact, I think that was good for the game. Got a lot of people playing. There's some cool skins. They can do that.

They can do whatever. My problem is when every one of those champions is strong. All right? They're like, oh, Yasuo's been strong as shit for forever. Should we nerf him? Nah. Therios has shit for forever. Should we nerf him? Nah. Therios has been strong forever. Should we nerf him? Nah. Ekko, he can play mid and top or jungle officially. Should we nerf him?

Nah. Yone's really strong. Because I'm not... I don't want to do that. I want to play Malphite. I want to play Heimerdinger. I want to play the Yordles. I want to play the fun champions. Everyone's like, oh, that guy's too strong. Nerf him. Alright? No. Give me two banes. That's all I want to play the Yordles. I want to play the fun champions. Everyone's like, oh, that guy's too strong. Nerf him. All right.

No. Get rid. Give me two bans. That's all I want. If I had two bans, someone's like, oh, but the AltaCast. I don't care. I don't care. I want to ban two people so I can ban Kayn and Darius.

All right. I want to ban Yasuo and Yone. Make it easy. None of that sounds easy. None of what you just said sounds easy. Maybe I'm just worn out. Maybe I've hit my point of the game where I'm like, you know what? I just don't care anymore. I don't want to relearn.

People will be like, you play Heimerdinger, man. Just learn something else. I'm not learning something else. I'm a dinger. All right. I'm a dinger main, and that's what it is. You are a dinger. I've always said that about you

And then one of my favorite champions gets good like trundle He was like popped here, and then they're like I get him out these these two strong. What about echo now? He's and he can stay very dumb Very dumb it sounds like you don't it sounds like you tell yourself you enjoy it, but I don't know that you enjoy it Well, that's just what League of Legends is. That sounds terrible. Nobody likes playing League of Legends.

That sounds awful. It's why I stopped playing Heroes of the Storm. I was not ever having fun in that game. Never. Once did I enjoy it. It's a drug. They get you on that drug. You lose five in a row.

You're like, next one I'll win. Next one I'll win. And then, it's not worth it. So what I like to do is I quit. So now I'm about to hit the quit phase. Give it about four months. And then I'm going to be like, dude, I haven't played League of Legends in a while.

There's going to be so many new patches. There'll be two new champions. I'll be like, dude, this is great. They buffed some of my favorite guys. And then I'm going to it for like three months straight and then we're gonna just loop back around i feel i mean we've hit the point where i've gone like full nuclear denny's on people in chat what does that mean what is that i'm sorry what does that mean all right so the denny's insult if you've watched my streams, you've seen the insults.

So most people, when you play these MOBA games, like Heroes or whatever, they just yell at each other like, Hey, guy, you're an idiot, or why are you going to that lane? You're dumb. Or they yell at the other team about something dumb. I've gotten creative. So I've said if somebody on their other team is a person i don't like or whatever i'll be like they open bags of chips with scissors or they stand next to you at the urinal or they pull

their pants down to their ankles when they pee at the urinal things like that all right just weird insults or uh i said like who would open a bag of chips with scissors or i said like udier who would do that or i said udier takes 40 items into the 15 item or less lane. Right? Like those types of insults. Then I started saying, I hope instead of getting a Denny's Grand Slam breakfast, they bring you out a ground rule double. All right? Then I started saying, I hope they bring you out a Denny's Grand Slam and it's cold and doesn't taste good.

Then I started saying, I'm going to spit in your Denny's Grand Slam and it's cold and doesn't taste good. Then I started saying, I'm going to spit in your Denny's Grand Slam. Then I started saying, I'm going to spit in your wife's Denny's Grand Slam. Then I started saying, I'm going to spit in your waifu's Denny's Grand Slam. And that's where we've gotten to. And I transitioned it because so many people are playing the anime champions. Instead of wife, I went to waifu so i think it hits harder right right now there's some poor league of legends k-pop girl and she's like oh no my grand slam

i mean that's what you get for playing Kane Topland. Who does that? Nobody does that. My grandchild. So, in the grand scheme of things, it's not good for your health. Don't play League of Legends. I saw Mathis was like, maybe I'll play League of Legends. Just don't start. All right. It's literally like people being like, maybe I'll start doing drugs.

Like, don't start drugs. Just just don't it's not worth it I mean if you think about it it's kind of what it's like you're like yeah it's so much more terrible but when you're on more fun when I play other things that's what I'm saying but I just do that all the time? Because it keeps you coming back. You don't get it. No, just delete it. Don't go back. You don't need to.

Just don't do the cocaine. Just don't do the cocaine. You stop. Many people just don't do. Many people just don't do coke, my man. Many people don't. Well, I don't do cocaine because I got legal. I mean, You know what?

If you're trying to quit drugs, start playing League. I guess that's what I'd say for advice. At least it's like a healthier drug because it's just going to, I don't know. I don't know. All right. Well, I mean, I think I disagree but honestly I don't know where we're at I don't know where we've gotten to

I don't know where I'm at either you tried to sell it as like kids don't do drugs but if you do do drugs man every four months when that shit kicks in it's gonna be good stuff but don't do drugs though don't end up like me. Oh my god, in four months when it's back

and I get on that high. That's what it sounded like. That's League of Legends. I'm telling you. It really is. That shit's crazy. Yes. Yes. Yes.

So aside from that, I've had a lot of fun playing all those wacky games. I actually played some Fall Guys again. It was pretty fun. Oh, that's neat. And they had a thing with Fall Ball, which was my favorite game. So it's literally just Fall Ball nonstop. And so I was playing that, and I was like, you know. And again, I was getting my competitive, like, adrenaline.

You got juices. You got competitive juices. I get it. it. Yeah, and then in fact we were playing Rocket League. That was fun, too I forgot how much fun Rocket League was let's just fall ball, but with cars Yes Do you like XCOM games is that a thing you do? I don't dislike them, but they're not like my my favorite There's a game called Empire of Sin That I played It's 1920's Gangland Chicago

Mobster XCOM basically And they have all these different Characters all these different types And one of them I was like oh my god this is the character krendor and i would play it's an old it's an old uh granny and her ability all the mobster gang leaders have special abilities right you know uh al capone has hail of gunfire and he just like shoots a bunch of

but anyway his granny has one where she blows poison gas on a person's face, and then the person becomes mind-controlled and becomes her minion. And so in the middle of a fight, this old granny will walk up to a guy and go, Ah, granny says goodnight. And then blow gas in their face, and they'll go like, oh, and then they'll join you as sort of zombie man. It is incredible. I laughed my ass off playing it. The very first mission, you are literally just the granny by herself.

And it's like, alright, so what you want to do is take over this establishment. I was like, wait a minute. Granny's gonna come in here with a gun and start shooting the place up? And that's what I did. I went in and started gunning down guys. And granny was like, and now I blow on your face. And I was like and now i blow in your face and i was like this

game is amazing it is ridiculous there was uh there's one point where i took over enough of this territory that a mob boss called me and he's like we have to have a sit down so i went and i sat down and met with him and we were like okay you've taken over too much of my territory don't make me handle you granny and granny her options were like don't make me kill you bitch and i was like oh my god so she pulls out a gun and i get in a firefight with this guy at the end of the firefight i straight up kneel him on the ground and granny shoots him executioner style in the back of the head. I've never seen anything like this. I was like, granny, no.

She's like, say goodnight, bitch. I was like, ah, it was incredible. I've never had so much fun playing an old lady murder people. It was great. I was looking at reviews here. Some guy said, this game is an XCOM spinoff with gimmicky characters. There's no depth or strategy or simulation involved in this game. It basically sucks.

And after reading that, I was like, dude, I want to play this game. It is very, it does not have like the depth of an XCOM game, but all the leaders are very gimmicky. And the fact that I found one that sprays poison gas in a person's face is hilarious. I enjoyed it. It has the exact same BS that XCOM has where it has like, you know, you can point a gun right at a person and still have a 60% chance of hitting them. You're like, come on. But it also was much easier to jump into and didn't seem overwhelming like XCOM's games do sometimes. Oh, yeah.

So I was in. Plus I found a character immediately that I was like, I love this granny. So I was in. Once you have a granny that can, like, granny's like, I'm going to take over this city, bitch. I was like, yes. This is it. Granny, literally, literally one of the missions is like, I need to take that brothel. Like, wait, granny's trying to get a whorehouse?

I have to have it. Yeah. Oh, I was feeling it. I was vibing the entire time. I thought it have it. Yeah. Oh, I was feeling it. I was vibing the entire time. I thought it was hilarious. I bought one game because I was looking for more like just random games called Rattropolis. Oh, no. What is Rattropolis?

Rattropolis is a... You have to be able to say it if you can. If you're going to play it, you have to be able to say Rattropolis. Yeah. It's a fusion of roguelite, tower defense, city building, and deck building. But with rats. But with rats, yes. So it's kind of...

Hold on. Now I've got to find this. It looks fun. It's got very positive reviews. You've never played it? No, I haven't played it yet. I bought it because it looked cool. There's a couple people

with bad reviews being like, but one guy was just like, if you like Slay the Spire and those types of games, you'll like this a lot. I was like, nice. I like that. It has the side scrolling of, what's that game? That Kingdom game. Kingdom, yeah. So I was like, yeah, I'll play this. It looks pretty neat. I like rats. This is why I need to stream more and not do YouTube stuff so much. Because you get to play games like Retropolis.

Yeah. And I'm over here just like, well, I have to do episode 36 of this series to finish it out. Yeah, that's a no thank you from me. It took me three days. Yeah, it took me three days to render this video main thing now is i list all the stream games and i just cut up some highlights for like youtube and i just find the funny bits and someone's like you gotta hire an editor i'm like i'm just gonna do it myself i don't care it takes like an hour yeah you know what's best for you yeah that's easy that's fun

and i have a good time and i have a good time. And I have a good time. And I have a good time. I'm downloading Retropolis right now. Purchase for myself. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Get that Ritz. Get that Ritz. Hell yeah.

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We got the traffic. We got the traffic up here. Looking down there. You know what? That's kind of weird. We go up here to look down there. You ever think about that? No, never.

Yeah, I guess that's true because when you're down there, you can't really see that much. So it does make sense. But it's just one of those things you just think about in life, you know? Like, you know? Oh, man, I got nothing. I can tell. I can tell. I can see the traffic report. There's cars down there, and they're driving around.

There goes a guy on a motorcycle. There's a boat. And and they're driving around. There goes a guy on a motorcycle. There's a boat. And a bird. Back to you. Well, I think he's dead. Whatever. We'll find out next week. Yeah.

Anyway, let's go over to the weather. How's that weather? Weather time. Whoa. We've got a weather request for Coxhoe, England. Coxhoe, England? Coxhoe, England? Coxhoe, England. I guess it's also Durham, England.

Durham? Oh, that makes more sense. That makes more sense. I want to know where. Now you're going to make me look up Coxhoe. No, Coxhoe. Right. No, I just came out of my mouth wrong.

Oh, okay. Coxhoe Hall, Durham, England england yeah look at that there it is oh is that my ancestral family home coxho hall it feels like you should have coxconn there you know i really should that place is definitely haunted as i look at it now it is haunted as shit that place place. That place. That is. Oh, yeah. That's like all. That's all the way up there. Oh, yeah. No, that's.

That place has seen some wars. Right on the border of Scotland. Oh, yeah. This place. Coxhoe Hall. Elizabeth. Who is this? Elizabeth Barrett Browning. Elizabeth Barrett Browning was born in Coxhoe Hall, Durham,

the eldest child of 12 siblings. For over 200 years, the Barrett family held residence in Jamaica as owner of sugar plantations, which profited from the labor of slaves. Well, never mind. I'm out. Well, they can keep it. No, thank you. I'm out. Well, in can keep it. No, thank you. I'm out. Well, in Durham, England, it is 41 degrees, 5% chance of rain through 4 a.m., but don't worry.

There's going to be plenty of rain. It's got 82% humidity, 30.02 inches of pressure, 10 miles of visibility, 36 on the dew point, 12 mile an hour winds, you got a waxing crescent moon phase and a UV index of 0 out of 10.

You got your sunrise coming up at 8.16 AM and your sunset happening at 4.16 PM. But the days are getting longer we've already uh we hit that long the longest day of the year last month but the days are getting longer but the days are getting longer uh the 10 day you've got tuesday 44 degrees and rain wednesday 43 and rain. Thursday, 39 in rain slash snow. Friday, 38.

Saturday, 37. Sunday, 36. Rain and snow. Monday, rain and snow, 38. Tuesday, 39. Rain. Wednesday, rain. Thursday, rain. Friday, rain. Saturday, a lot of rain. Only a couple no rain days. What is the percentage chance of ghosts? Do we know that? Uh, ghosts?

28% chance of ghosts. we know that uh ghosts is there 28 chance of ghosts 20 if you go if you go there it's like 87 chance of right right if you're on the property 28 but if you're in the house 80 yeah at least 80 at least at least depends at least depends if you're wearing any like garlic or something right or if you have an ancient locket that belonged to one of the family members when you step on the premises right yeah oh yeah wait is it oh wait garlic's vampires well if it's a vampire ghost you're set you're fine that's true with oh my god has anyone ever seen a vampire ghost i don't like somebody's had to have right and someone's big vampire ghosts aren't real yeah well people see bigfoot and shit look i agreed agreed look we're on the same page so i want to

see a vampire ghost uh i want to see a vampire ghost oh my god i forgot about that nick cage movie oh don't worry we've talked about it before we've talked about it before didn't talk about it Oh, don't worry. We've talked about it before. We've talked about it before. We didn't talk about it. The Nick Cage, countless times. Wally's Wonderland or whatever?

Yeah. We have mentioned. We have not talked about it. We have mentioned that it was coming for multiple episodes. They were a long time ago. How long has this movie been in production? It wasn't over the last year. We have talked about that specifically I know of at least two times it's all blocked out in my mind and we were like is that just five nights and freddys yes

we have to we have to do we have to do a community watch that we have to do a community watch along where we have to be like all right everyone tune in we're watching this shit on uh it's got to be on amazon video or something right that's gonna be like Twitch community watchable I don't know I have no clue I have no idea what the it's gotta be I don't know how it comes out or when it comes out it's probably gonna be like one of those things like

only in theaters for some reason no they said only online which I expected yeah that makes more sense probably have to like log in to their website. Only online. Only on willyswonderland.com. We definitely need to do something with that.

I don't know how or what way, but we should. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. And that's the weather. All right. Let's go on sports. Sports. So, first things first nfl playoffs the conference championship games are set the bills have beaten the ravens the chiefs beat the browns the buccaneers beat the saints and the packers beat the rams so it will be buffalo heading into Kansas City and Tampa Bay heading into Green Bay.

Tom Brady versus Aaron Rodgers in Lambeau Field. That's going to be a good one. It's going to be a good one. Hopefully Green Bay wins, although Sinvicta's a Bucs fan, so we got a thing going where we're just, one of our teams will make it, so that's kind of fun. That's very diplomatic of you. I mean, one of our teams will make it.

I'm really hoping for a B packers super bowl uh i think i really like i want the bills to win right they've been they've had so much sadness uh if they make it and the packers lose i wouldn't even be that upset because i'd be like at least the bills you know got the got a Bowl. So I'm hoping the Bills win either way so I can root for him. That's very nice of you. Hey, no problem. But then again, last year I was like, man, I hope it's. Hey, no problem. I'm a nice guy.

I'm a nice guy. Last year I was like, dude, I hope it's a Packers-Titans Super Bowl. And then it was 49ers-Chiefs. So I already know it's going to be Chiefs-Buccaneers. That's going to be. God. If it's the Chiefs-Buccaneers it's going to be Chiefs Buccaneers. That's going to be bad. If it's the Chiefs Buccaneers, just like last year, we'll not be watching.

I'm out of there. Yeah, I have no intention of watching that. Give me Packers Bills, please. I swear to God, if it's another year, both my teams I want to get in not getting in, I'm going to have a bad time. But either way, then in NHL, we've

got the Tampa Bay Lightning and the Nashville Predators up at the top at 2-0. And the Blackhawks at the bottom at 0-3 and the Blue Jackets 0-2. Red Wings are 1-1. It's a central. Then you got the Capitals and the Flyers

2-0. You got the Golden Knights and the Wild 2 a central. Then you got the Capitals and the Flyers 2-0. You got the Golden Knights and the Wild 2-0. And you got the Maple Leafs at 2-1. What is the hockey season like this year? When you say 2-1 to me, I'm like, well, that doesn't mean nothing at the end of the day. Hockey takes forever. But like, how many games are they playing?

I believe they're only playing like 60 or something I still think you're being like they are 2-0 it tells me nothing about the actual team now well they just started oh it's 56

playing 56 games I understand they just started but being like they are 2-0 right now at the end of the day that could be a fluke in the hockey season well yeah pretty much none of-0 right now. At the end of the day, that could be a fluke in the hockey season. Well, yeah, pretty much none of this matters right now. It takes at least 20 games to really get going, except for the fact that usually the teams that start out bad are not very good.

So then we also had some basketball. That's been fun. Bulls won. I was happy about that. Oh, yeah, James Harden got traded from the Rockets to the Brooklyn Nets. Yeah, saw that. That was pretty crazy. He's kind of crazy as well.

And checking out the standings, you've got the Bucks in first at 9-4. You've got the Celtics, the Pacers, the 76ers, the Nets, all in the top five. And then the 6-11 is kind of just 6-5 win teams. You've got the Magic Cavs, Hornets, Knicks, Hawks. I burped as I said that. And the Bulls. And then the Heat, Raptors, Wizards, Pistons all at the bottom. In the West, you got the Lakers, the Jazz, the Clippers, the Suns,

the Trail Blazers, the Spurs, and then a bunch of 6-6 teams. You got the Mavs, Warriors, the Grizzlies, the Thunder, Nuggets 6-7, Kings 5-8, Pelicans, Rockets 4-7 at the bottom, and the Timberwolves 3-8. Pelicans are 4-7 they're supposed to be good Terrible name for a team Terrible name for a team Just putting it out there

of all the birds you could choose the Pelicans terrible name for a team I don't care where you're from I don't care how many actual Pelicans you have Terrible name for a sports team Just not good I don't know how they're losing They're supposed to you have. Terrible name for a sports team. Just not good. I don't know how they're losing. They're supposed to...

What do they got? They got Eric Bledsoe. They got Brandon Ingram. They got Zion Williamson. Zion Williamson's supposed to be their superstar, carrying them to the promised land. He's not doing it. They got Steven Adams. I don't know any of the names. I don't know too many

sports teams. You could have named anyone. They have Joe Johnson and Paul Wilkinson and Farts McGee, and I would have been like, oh, okay. Same reaction. There actually was a Joe Johnson in the NBA. Farts McGee, is he in there? Farts McGee, well, that was back in the 50s. Of course He used his farts to propel him

For the dunk It was truly sensational One of a kind You know like how Jordan How Jordan would stick out his tongue Farts McGee would stick his ass out And propel himself with his farts It was a sight to see McGee would stick his ass out and just repel himself with his farts.

It was a sight to see. That's sports. All right, Grandor. What is our big news story of the day? Big news story of the day, day, day. Big news story of the day, day, day. Big news story of the day, day, day. Big news story, it's the big news story, it's the big news story of the day. It's a great stalling for time song. I love it.

They always got to think up a new one. Scientists discovered snakes can turn their body into lassos to climb. What? Wait, what? Yeah. their body into lasso's to climb what wait what yeah so wait do they fling themselves i guess so oh there's a little video thing all right hold on i'll link this to you just to see there you go i'm not okay i don't want to see this snake be terrifying all right there he is wait how did we just discover this? I don't know. How is this?

Yeah, haven't we been studying snakes for long enough to... What? So, yeah, the snake sort of wraps itself around itself and then climbs... Wiggles on up. Yeah, wiggles up pipes and stuff. And it doesn't do... I thought snakes would, like, you know, just go up it normally, but this seems more complex. It looks like a lasso, and it looks like it's pulling itself up.

I just thought that it... Maybe they're just becoming smarter. That's possible. Is this a problem? That we should be... Snakes are just becoming much smarter? I don't know. I mean, I thought it was gonna

literally become a lasso and swing itself and then wrap around something. That's what I thought so too. It's not nearly as cool as all that, but it's neat. Yeah. We also have an article that says... In fact, I think people sent us this one. Pigeons saved from death after leg

ban revealed to be fake. What does that mean? Australian authorities initially thought the bird had snuck into the country from the US and feared it was a disease risk. Even our birds now? But it turns out it was a fake leg wrap.

Joe the pigeon is safe now. Oh, thank God. Oh, thank God. Normally, I'd want to know more about a story, but I feel like if I learn more, it's not going to be quite as charming. Joe the Pigeon's okay. Everything's fine. Wait. I think we got one.

Okay. Florida man rides airboat on neighborhood streets. Wait, airboat? You know those boats that have the flat... Oh, those things. Yeah, you have the swamp boats. Yeah. Okay, yeah.

I didn't know they were called an airboat. It's not like swamp thing. Let's see. A Florida man rode his airboat through the streets of his neighborhood on New Year's Eve and threatened to kill people as they were taking him into custody. The deputy said they were called to

Mimosa Avenue. There's your problem. Of course. Around 11.30pm Thursday and saw a man, later identified as Joseph Prohaska, 40, riding an airboat on the streets before pulling into a yard.

Public information officers said Prohaska knocked over trash cans and was shooting off fireworks during the incident. It was the 4th of July! It was New Year's Eve. No way, it's New Year's! It's New Year's! He's just yelling out like woo 4th of July

it was one of those days as deputies were on the scene they said Prohaska turned the airboat and started to rev the engine to cause a disturbance and mock law enforcement oh you don't want to mock law enforcement they don't like that. Proeska was then placed under arrest but began making threats when deputies

also tried to take his father into custody telling them, I'll kill you if you hurt them. Proeska is facing charges of disorderly conduct and making threats to a law enforcement officer. I was going to say, how many mimosas do you think this guy drank on Mimosa Avenue? Zero mimosas, a whole bottle of whiskey. Yeah, that sounds about right.

Not one mimosa was had, but a whole bottle of whiskey for sure. Or at least a 12-pack. I'm going to say a 24-pack of beer. Oh, yeah, definitely a 24- of like one of those like really terrible beers like what's that ice ice milwaukee's best yeah like one of those yeah oh yeah really bad for sure yeah this guy if you i'm i don't want to judge people in advance but if you own an airboat i'm gonna assume you can drink at least a case of beer without getting drunk. I'm just going to assume it.

I would easily. I'd bet money on that. Yeah, if you own an airboat, you definitely can drink beer. I believe that. So, you know what? A couple of fun stories there. We learned snakes can lasso up stuff. Joe the Pigeon's okay.

And this guy can probably drink a lot as he powers through on his airboat. That is a couple great stories. You're right. All right. Well, that's it for us. Thank you so much for listening or watching. However, you're enjoying this podcast. Crandor, hit them with the socials.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. I didn't know where you were going. What else was there? I don't know. You just sort of like turned into a song. All right. Well, that's it for us.

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