Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 281 - Salt n' Pickles

Episode Date: March 22, 2021

This week the boys return with some good ol' fashioned pickle in the butt news! Also Crendor has taken to monitoring his own blood pressure, which I'm sure won't result in any problems. Meanwhile Jesse got his covid shot so he's pretty much immortal now. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://ritual.com/COX to get 10% off during your first 3 months! Go to http://feals.com/cox and get 50% off your first order with free shipping when you become a member!

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Yes! Air! Air! Well now we have to explain the... Put your hands in the air! Yeah, we started the call and I was just like, air, air, and I was like, what's that from? And I remember it's the Flo Rida Will I Am song from like 2007. Yeah, initially I thought it, I was like, oh, anyone who raps like that is Will I Am.

And Crendo was like, no, no, no, that's Flo Rida. And then we looked and it's Flo Rida and Will I Am. We were like, oh, all right, yeah, yeah, yeah, that checks out. Yeah, so I mean, now that's going to be in my head all day. It's just, that was like the 2007 bops, like the boots with the fur. It's got the same beat to it. Pretty much, except he's like, party till the a.m. You don't understand.

You know what? It was a different time when every song was like, we gonna party all week. It's like, oh, all week? Like, literally all, we gonna party Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Definitely won't sleep on Sunday because we party all week. And you're like, wow, that, do you work? How do you afford an income? Like, what are you doing?

To be fair, when I was listening to that song, I was like a junior in high school. When I listened to that song, I was a teacher. So I was like, I cannot do any of this. You can all have fun. I will be up at 6 a.m. with the sun. A.M., A.M. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That was fun. Great year. Great year. 2007. Great year for someone, not me. That was my first year of teaching. That was a crazy year. I would imagine.

What have you been doing? Me? I got my shot yesterday. I got my first vaccine Oh yeah there you go The actual process was like Real simple I walked in

The doctor was like Okay so are you excited about this? I'm like yeah I'm thrilled to get this thing over with And she's like well I got one more after it And I was like oh I'm getting the twofer And she was like you are And so she Took the and I was like oh I'm getting the twofer and she was like you are and so uh she took the needle and was like all right do you have any needle phobias or fears or anything

this is gonna hurt I'm like nah I'll just do this she's like okay and I swear I thought you know how sometimes when you get shots and maybe this is because I'm a thousand years old and I remember needles when they were like bigger but maybe I'm also only thinking of when blood is drawn, but I always remember when I get a shot, there's like a pressure afterwards too. So there's like the initial prick and like a pressure because they're injecting you with something. Right.

Not the case at all. It was like brick. All right, we're done. I was like, it was the quickest thing I've ever done. It was, uh, I was in, I was out, what? It was the quickest thing I've ever done. It was I was in. I was out.

It was real simple. And then I got home and took some Tylenol and woke up today. My arm is like where the injection was a little tender. But other than that, like, everything's fine. And we'll see. We'll see what round two is. I guess round two is supposed to be when it knocks you on the floor. Yeah.

However, the shot was fine. But let me tell you about my trip to Rite Aid. All right. I will say, as somebody who's had so much blood drawn in the last five years, I think I could, like, open my own, you know, blood clinic. I mean, I've gotten flu shots. Flu shots are easy. It's literally just like... I imagine it's the same. When the blood,

you gotta close your fist, then they wrap the thing around to see the veins, and sometimes they can't see them. It's a whole thing. With me, they always see the veins, because my veins are popping out of my arm, and they're like, wow, that's like a roadmap to your body, and I'm like, thanks. That's so weird. Wow, it's like a road map to your body. And I'm like, thanks. That's so weird.

Wow, it's like a road map to your body. That's what the one nurse said. I was like, yeah. I think that nurse is hitting on you, my dude. Yeah, when they do the blood, it's just, you know, you kind of get it. They stick it in and then you're kind of like, eh, you feel a little bit. Then you're like, oh, whatever. The best way you can describe it is you would actually hurt yourself

More if you prick yourself With like an actual pin Than a needle that's how little it hurt For anyone out there who's like What's it like it was nothing However the pain was going To the right aid because That's where I got my shot at and

Here in LA I guess all of California but mostly LA we have a website where you have to go. And you have to see if you're eligible. And then once you're eligible, they give you like, well, this is when your window is, when you can apply. And so my application, you could get in on the 15th. And I was like, all right, let's do this. Apparently everyone and their brother was thinking the same thing. So I'm on there trying to find a place. I gave up. And then

eventually later in the day, I was like, I'll try one more time. And I saw that at a Rite Aid, like four miles from me, a spot was open and I was like, yeah. So I jumped in on that and yeah, I went to the Rite Aid. Everything was cool. But I realized it's a Rite Aid in kind of like the, where all the people who work in media kind of live now, so it's like that vibe, like, it's not a Hollywood weird vibe, but it's definitely

a vibe, like, I don't know how to describe it, it's definitely a vibe of just like everyone's a little too cool, but also weird you know, but not like Hollywood weird, but they're, like, on their way. They, like, haven't committed to being a full crazy person. And so I get there, and I go up to the line to figure out, like, where I need to go to the pharmacy to get this done.

And there's four dudes, like, dude bros, standing around waiting. And this old lady comes up to them like, are you a nine? I'm like, no, no, no. We're just waiting to see if no one shows for the vaccine. I was like, holy crap. First off, that's crazy that there are no shows. But secondly, there's four buff dude bros just chilling out like, we got to get this vaccine. And they're talking about girls they banged and stuff.

Like, oh, man. I'll be up with this girl. But it's funny because they're doing it in, like, a year ago. Like, they're basically sitting there just being like, dude, I remember, like, a year ago I was at this party. And I banged this girl. And I was like, I'm never going to talk to her again. It was amazing. I didn't have to.

But now I kind of wish I did because it's been a lonely year. And I'm just like, ah, yes. Okay. I can't wait to get my vaccine so I can do it again. That's pretty much what it was. And they're just standing around just like, all right. Well, you know, I guess how long do we have to wait here till 5 p.m.? Oh, my God.

All right. Well, I'm going to go get like a water and a Snickers They were just standing there And I got to listen to them the entire time Which is great But in front of me in line Was this very old Very tiny

Hispanic woman Who had not Like a walker But like Like two canes That were kind of taped together. She like walked up. Makeshift walker. Yeah, pretty much.

She walked up and she got her meds and then proceeded to talk to the pharmacist. I'm going to say for 25 minutes. And there was a sign. She got away with it, too, because there was a sign that says, please stand this far back. Right. So first off for COVID stuff, but also because it's like this pharmacy takes privacy seriously. And people who are getting something from the pharmacist, we don't want their business out there. So we all had to stay far enough back that we couldn't be up on her like, let's go.

Let's move. Come on. Oh, my God. Come on. You've been here 25. Right. But we had to sit there and wait. And the line kept getting bigger and bigger and bigger.

And this old lady is just like, so then I take two of these? And she's like, yes, two of those. And she's like, my grandson, he once took medicine and it made him a little sick. Is this going to make me a little sick? And she's like, no, just like the last three times you've been here it won't make you sick and she's like do you know my grandson he's very handsome she's like no i don't is does he come to this store yes he comes to this store to pick up my stuff and he's like she's like oh yeah i do know him she's like he's single you know and i'm like oh my god

he's single you know and i'm like oh my god i'm just like lady part of me is like lady come on hurry it up the other part's like all right this is great this is this is cox and crendor content right here oh yeah that's the best part i had that happen at uh when i was getting my prescription one time and i was like all right just waiting and uh it was just like this is like he's probably a 60 year old polish man and he is just like this is this is what i take and the the doctor the doctor said she's like sir it's you have to call the doctor to get it refilled we can't do it because he has to approve it and he's like i've taken before i have taken before and i know that i can take and she's like yes but you have to call the doctor to get it approved we can't do and he's like this is my doctor my doctor is this man and she's like yes we know you have to talk to him

that it was like 10 minutes of that and i was like should i just like come back it's always one of those things where i just like don't don't understand why people want to fight thinking they're gonna get a thing like i can understand customer service-y stuff, but if a pharmacist is like, you have to call your doctor, then just go call your doctor real quick and then come back. I don't know why you're just like, no, no, my doctor is this man. I have taken before. I have taken before.

He has no problem. You're like, this lady is not going to help you. She can't be like okay you know what i'm gonna give you these pills don't tell nobody like it's not gonna happen it's just not gonna happen half the pharmacists or ever just have to deal with people being like where's my pills and there wasn't there wasn't there was a guy who came up to the drop-off counter, and he was like, I need to get my pills. And the woman's like, oh, okay. Yeah, come back in five minutes.

He's like, I could really use them right now. She's like, it's going to take five minutes. Don't worry. He's like, okay, but can we do it a little faster? And she was like, just stand over there. I'll get them as soon as I can. And I need to know what those pills were I don't know what he needed right away

Yo what could he possibly need That you can't wait five minutes for He's like I need them right now I like to believe That outside He was about to bone down And he's like oh've got oh god i need him right now like i don't know i can't figure out why he was like i need him it's that

kind of vibe it's this kind of like just yeah a right aid in the middle of like la just the perfect place to like hang out and look at people yeah that's, that's... That's something. It certainly was. I was going to say, my friend Nick got his shot, but he had COVID. But he had... Oh, damn. Yeah, back in...

It was in Vegas, but back in... I think September he got it because a co-worker got it or something. He was asymptomatic, so he literally had nothing. But he got his first shot, and it hit him hard. He was stomach pain, chest pain, coughing, fever, really achy. Oh, interesting. Really achy. Interesting. I wonder if because he had it. Because I think the way that I read about it and assume I'm no doctor, but somewhere Dr. John will correct me if I'm wrong. I believe the first shot is sort of like it's an injection that tells your body, like, look for these things and kill it if it shows up in your body.

And your body, like, practices murdering. If it shows up in your body And your body like practices murdering And then And then the second shot's supposed to be the like COVID light and then your body Is like kill it And so you have a little bit of it in you which is you know What flu shots are and then

Your body like takes it out I'm curious if because he had It already and he was asymptomatic If he just had like the markers in his system So when he got the first shot it was like oh we should have been killing that and so it like went

after it yeah he said uh okay he said the lady warned me about it yesterday that since I already had it the first one is essentially like the second and third one when I get them so

yeah damn so yeah it's uh the second shots you know probably the worst one but I mean That's better getting it For like a day Than However long

You'd normally get it for Oh yeah I mean As long I don't mind aches And pains And chills As long as I don't have like

Nose Throat And chest stuff I'll be fine Yeah Like I can power through Any pain But if you

If my Nose and like Lungs start to get all goopy I'm like stuff, I'll be fine. I can power through any pain, but if my nose and lungs start to get all goopy, I'm like, I want soupy. Oh, I didn't take my vitamin D today. You're going down. This is it. You're going down. That's not good.

That's not good. You're falling apart. However, my vitamin d is like normal ranges because i got my blood work done in june or uh january not june so i was about to say june that things may have changed my friend no yeah it was in january oh my god i've been checking my blood pressure probably at an unhealthy rate why why so back uh like every time i go to the doctor it's like a little high it's like uh maybe like mid it's like 135 over like 80 or 85 so they're like it's kind of high but like it's not like high high so just like monitor it and eat healthy and do whatever so i'm like okay and then they're like you could also take it at home and then bring it to the doctor's office. So I was like, okay, whatever.

And then I was like, maybe I'll do it. But I was like, I shouldn't do it. I'm a hypochondriac. I'm going to freak out. And then I asked Dr. John. He's like, you know, if you do it, just remember your blood pressure fluctuates. And if you see a hyphae, it's not that bad. That's why I'm asking.

Day to day, it's going to be different. And I know you're losing your mind. And so I got the blood pressure machine. Why? Why? I was like, all right. So the first initial reading was like 147 over 86, but I was already freaking out. And I was like, all right, it's got to go down.

But it did go down. So it was like 138 over 79. Then it was 134 over 85. So it dropped a bit. And then the lowest it got was 126 over 79. And I took eight reads. But that feels like a setup. That feels like you purposefully set.

You were like, okay, calm down, calm down, calm down. Which is a false reading then. Well, that's what I'm saying. It's like the problem with everyone's like, just take it at home. Because, you know, white coat syndrome at the doctor's office my problem is when i take it at home i have like white coat syndrome again so i'm like i'm gonna take it's gonna be high i'm gonna take it's gonna be high i'm gonna take it's gonna be high and then i'm sitting there and i'm like oh god things wrapping around it's gonna be high it's gonna be high and then it's usually high so

that's why i like sit there a bit and then i calm down i'll just like keep taking the readings and i'm like all right you know there you go it's like calm down and then every time I calm down it usually drops to like mid 130 over like 70 something the one night I had wine and then I was like playing league and I was like all right I was like walking around apparently you're supposed to like sit in a chair and be calm for 10 minutes before you take it but I wasn't so i was just like i'll sit down check it real quick and it was like 170 over 90 and i was like i'm stroking out i'm stroking right now and then i uh calmed down and went down to like one i was like uh stroking out why would you do this so then i waited five minutes and it was like 138 over 70 something. Why?

Why would you? Did you actually buy the machine? Yes. How much was this? Why are you doing this? It's like 50 bucks. Why would you do this to yourself? Because I figured I'd take it and I'd bring it to the doctor and be like here's my readings. Then I watched a YouTube video of a cardiologist

and he was like you need this people need to stop freaking out about the numbers because he's like every time i get patients in here they're like what's my blood pressure reading what is it tell me and he's like your blood pressure literally fluctuates like constantly depending on the amount of pressure and like whatever your body needs to do things like stand up or move or whatever so he's like if you're young and you're young and you're healthy and you don't have diabetes and you don't have like all these conditions and you exercise and you eat healthy he's like it's a far less chance than if you're like older with conditions

but he's like obviously you still want to monitor it so i was like yeah that makes sense and then i sat down like 150 all right this is not good and then you wait and then I sat down like 150. All right, this is not good. And then you wait and then it goes down. You just get a toy for yourself. When they're like, bring it to the doctor's office, they mean like, take it before you arrive. Not like, take it eight times, pick the best number and give it to us. Well, I'm not picking best number. I'm tracking all the numbers. So I take like five and then I wait a bit and I take five more, and then I do it again later.

I want you to know that if you were to arrive at the doctor's with a sheet of his numbers, they'd be like, what the hell? Here's my numbers. I will say the average. It's like a book. Here are my numbers. I've tracked it every five minutes for the past week. tracked it every five minutes for the past week uh i'll say my average number is about 135 to 140 which is pretty much what it was at the doctor yeah so yeah i mean it's crazy huh crazy how that works it is pretty crazy and definitely trust the doctor i think i also uh i also remember i was like i eat out like every day I was like, what if I just don't eat out?

Because that's like, when you look at the like sodium content of like shit you eat out, you're like, let's see, uh, what's like one hamburger at this place? And it's like 1,000 milligrams of sodium. And it's like, what the shit? And then it's like, how much salt for, uh, are you supposed to have? And it's like, if you're trying to lower your blood pressure, stay around 1,500. And I'm like, that's like one hamburger. So I'm like, all right.

Where are you getting your hamburgers from? The old salt shack. Dude, when I was looking at Olive Garden, Olive Garden. Oh, Olive Garden is all salt all the time. All salt all the time. All right. I'm going to show you this right now. Also, we're never getting sponsored by Olive Garden.

That's fine. I'm all right with that. I'm fine with that. I was like, I want to see Olive Garden's nutrition. Our restaurant is featured on HealthyDiningFinder.com. There's no way. On average, if you're normal normal you want to eat less than 2300 uh however most americans on average if you're normal most americans eat about 3400 a day

uh also one in three americans have high blood pressure i've done my research trust me this is probably why if you go to olive garden aunt suzy go to Olive Garden. She says, let's get the fried mozzarella sticks. You go, okay. 1900 milligrams of sodium. 1900. That's your appetizer. I just have a lot of questions about wanting to go to the Olive Garden and get fried mozzarella sticks. Already that seems like a poor choice.

Let's say you get the calamari 1600 But are you eating the whole thing or sharing it? Alright let's say you share it Eat 800 there alright Is it per serving? What's the serving? I think it is per serving So what are the servings of calamari?

How many squid babies can I eat? I don't know Probably like 1 I'm going to say Squid babies can I eat? I don't know he pilots like one One num num num num num well like let's say 10 to 12 10 to 12 Numbers now depends on the calamari Zuri's tender dead 12 calamari All right, all right. You're just making stuff up. Let's say you eat your 10 to 12 calamari.

All right. Let's say you eat like five calamari. You only get like 350, 400 milligrams of salt. All right. Now. That's just your appetizer. Yeah. That's your appetizer.

Let's say, all right, you get the Asiago Tortellini Alfredo with grilled chicken. How many milligrams of sodium you think is in there? It's the Asiago Tortellini Alfredo with grilled chicken. How many milligrams of sodium you think's in there? It's the Asiago tortellini grilled chicken, yeah? Yeah, Alfredo. Oh, Alfredo? Oh, that's like 1,600. 3,700. Oh, my God.

That's like, if you eat that whole thing, you're eating like a normal American sodium intake for a day, which is already high. Is there, I wonder if there is a website that's like, if I were to go to La Fucinelli's, like some kind of like real Italian place. Right. Like, let's go check out the food. If there's a place that I can go look and see what their, I don't think it would be the exact same thing, but like their fettuccine Alfredo, what that would be. I feel like this is one of those things where we're about to find out all Italian food is salty as hell.

Because I'm looking at multiple sites, none of them list salt. Yeah, that's not a good sign. Yeah, that's never a good sign. It's like, I'm thinking the salt, throw it in. It isn't good. You always see they're like, salt the water. It makes the noodles taste better. Yeah.

Plus, I think a lot of just bread is salty in general. Whenever I'd look at Chipotle or something, it'd be high in sodium and then if you get the bowl instead of the burrito, it's like less sodium because the burrito, like the tortilla is like super salty. And those chips

F you up. Even though I love the chips. The chips are like, alright, add a bunch of salt. You're like, okay. You're just like crunching salt granules. I mean, they're in there, yeah. It's hard to miss them. What about the corn, the spicy corn?

Okay, spicy corn is 330 milligrams sodium. What? Yeah. That's my favorite thing. You know what? I like the corn, too. Guess I'm dying. Shit.

Guess I'm dying. That's my problem. Yeah, the corn's probably healthy. And then I check and I'm 136 over 80. Or 100 billion over a trillion. Well, I guess that's the end of me. Why has everything got to be so salty? That's a great, great question.

Great question. See, so that's why I'm like, what if I just eat at home for like a few weeks and see what happens? I will say I'm like still killing it on this no soda thing. Feeling real good. Drinking my sparkling water. Feeling like, I don't know, a little more energetic. Although I will say, when nighttime hits, I'm ready for bed. With all the caffeine and sodas, I'd just be like, yeah, I can stay up until 5 a.m.

But now, if it's like 10 p.m., I'm like, what if I went to bed right now? I mean, that could be good. Which I guess is supposed to be normal, but I'm not used to that. I'm like, I got stuff to do. I'm like, but what if I went to bed early? Every night I have that conversation with myself. I'm like, but what if I went to bed early? Every night I have that conversation with myself. I'm like, but what if we went to bed, Jesse? I'm like, no, let me finish this.

No, but you're tired right now. I'm like, okay, body. So I went to Applebee's. Well, there's your first mistake. I didn't actually go to Applebee's. I went to Applebee's. Well, there's your first mistake. Well, I didn't actually go to Applebee's. I went to their nutrition website. Oh, okay. Then there's your second mistake because now you know why you shouldn't go to Applebee's.

I was like, I want to see what their highest item in terms of sodium is. There's some crazy shit here. If you go to Applebee's, first off, you need to turn around. Second off, let's say you're like, you know what, I'm going to be a little healthy today, right? Maybe you get the chicken fajita roll-up. That sounds pretty healthy, right?

Sure. 4,030 milligrams of sodium. Oh, my God. 4,000. I'm surprised someone didn't just fall over dead in Applebee's. That's insane. 4,000. A quesadilla burger is 3,700.

A double crunch shrimp seafood is 3,900. Fiesta lime chicken is3,700. A double crunch shrimp seafood's $3,900. Fiesta lime chicken's $3,700. What are they putting in there? I'm going to need you to tell me when you go to the Cheesecake Factory, what's the thing you get? Oh, yeah. Let's see. I get a spaghetti and meatball. Spaghetti and meatball's the thing you get? Oh, yeah. Let's see. I get a spaghetti and meatball.

Spaghetti and meatball is the thing you get every time? Yeah, like most of the time I'll get the spaghetti and meatball. 5,550 milligrams of sodium. I wonder if I'm dying. Not great, but I haven't been to the Cheesecake Factory in a long time. Spaghetti and meatballs. I have not been to the Cheesecake Factory in, I'm going to say, 12 years. So I'm not a fan.

I just think it's... You also got... I remember last time you said you got something like... Oh, yeah. Cajun something. It's the Chipotle chicken pasta. Oh, yeah. Now I can find this.

Chipotle chicken pasta. Yeah, the thing that you like is 3,190 milligrams of sodium. Now, I will say I don't eat all of it because they give you like a shit ton. So I eat half. I imagine most people don't. The problem is that I'll eat half like there and then maybe half like later or the next day. But that's still like, that's still more sodium than anyone should eat. That's still two days worth of sodium, according to what you're telling me.

I just can't believe that the simplest dish. No. This is a lie. What? All right. Without is a lie. What? All right. Without looking. Yeah.

What do you think one of the highest? I'm going to give you several dishes. All right. These are the dishes. Tomato basil pasta. Spaghetti and meatballs. Bistro shrimp pasta. Or chicken and broccoli pasta. Which do you think of those has the highest sodium content?

I feel like it's going to be like some broccoli mind games. Yeah, chicken and broccoli pasta. 5,890 milligrams of sodium. Oh, my God. How is that possible? How is it possible? Chicken and broccoli equals. No, it's all.

I guess they were like, well, kids aren't going to like the broccoli not tasting like a salt. I can't figure it out. That's crazy to me. That is... That's actually insane. This is insane. It is somehow one of the highest calorie, highest fat... Actually, never mind.

No. Highest calorie, lowest fat... I can't figure this out. I just can't figure it out. I can't figure this out. I just can't figure it out. Yeah, one of the highest calorie, lowest fat, most salty things. Crazy.

Crazy. And it's chicken and broccoli. What is in that? I got to look at this. What is in that pasta? What is in that pasta? What are they doing? Broccoli, pasta, cheesecake. What is it?

Is it like all Cheesecake Oh I see It's got sauce It has two tablespoons Of canola oil Chicken tenders that have been Cut up Coarse salt It has

All sorts of different like broths and garlic butters and parmesan cheeses and oh and comes with chopped croutons so there's a lot going it's not just chicken and broccoli and pasta there's a lot going on that's a lot in there yeah this is Yeah. It all makes sense why the doctors are just like, just don't eat out as much. Yeah, I get it. It's so good, Gretel. It's so good. It's so good.

Oh, it's so good. Man. Well, you know. So now I've been making turkey burgers at home and like salmon like you know things that aren't gonna you know they'll probably add up to 5 000 over the course of days yeah but hey it's not over the course of one day and that i think is pretty good hey let's say it's pretty good well speaking of pretty good for for you, our bodies deserve to have good stuff put into it. If anything, that's what we have learned.

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You're all right. Did you eat too much Cheesecake Factory Olive Garden? If I did, I would be like, oh, that's true. Let's go to the Crandall. Hey, it's warming up out there. People are going out again. People are getting their shots. Number's going down. It's good.

There's some hope out there. It's pretty good. Feels good. Maybe before you know it, we'll have conventions again. Maybe we'll have things where people are outside and doing stuff. Who knows? Either way, people are outside doing stuff anyway, and here we go. Everybody's going around having a good time.

Traffic is happening. That should just be my thing is traffic is happening. Back to you. Thanks, Crandor. Now let's go over to Crandor at the weather desk. Weather. Weather. Yeah? is happening back to you thanks crendor now let's go over to crendor the weather does cause that weather weather yeah yeah uh weather all right we let's see let's see what i haven't taken a suggestion from the youtubes in a while let me go back uh let's see i gotta find this cox and

crendor oh yeah i saw you uploaded a Loop Hero review, so now we have like rival review series. Yeah, total rivals. Like the most rivalry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We just have to only from now on review the exact same game. Let's see.

Let's see. I am gonna probably gonna make a review on Bloons. Bloons? Bloons? Or Monkey? What? You ever play Monkey? No. You ever played...

This guy hasn't played Monkey. I don't know what you're talking about! Bloons TD6? No, don't know what that is. Shame this man. I was like, I guess maybe next I'll do the game later alligator because that seems very fun that's where I'm at and you're like yeah yeah yeah yeah you play blooms you play as monkeys tower defense you pop balloons

it's an old game but it got it looks like it's yeah plate okay Here we go Okay You guys should start filming video For these pods here's the thing it's like then we'd Have to turn on the webcams and we have to like edit No oh yeah then we'd have to like Look like we weren't just sitting here Like picking our belly buttons

Drinking Like goofing off in the background Yeah yeah we have to be presentable Oh no thanks no thank you belly buttons, drinking, and, like, goofing off in the background. Yeah, yeah. We have to be presentable. Ugh, no thanks. No, thank you. Let's see. Someone said,

as someone living in Denver, I appreciate Crinder's accurate weather report. My car is trapped in two feet of snow. Damn. All right, good, good. There we go. It looks like you didn't prepare for that at all, actually. First one.

First one I found. Weather suggestion. My hometown of Flin Flon, Manitoba, Canada. Flin Flon? Get out of town. It's one of the only cities in the world to be named after a fictional character, in this case, Josiah Flintabady Floniton, from the novel The Sunless City.

Yep. Yep. Floniton. There it is. How far north is Floniton? Manitoba. My goodness. We up north? I mean, we're not up north, but we are

much further away from the border than I thought we were. We are in like... Oh, yeah. Wow. Okay. Get it, Flin Flon. Oh, my. Yeah, you go a little east and you're at Big Island and...

Was it Snow Lake? I think I saw Snow Lake before I zoomed out. Phantom Lake. Do they get... Are they far enough north that they get Northern Lights? I got to look this up. I don't know. Yeah, you're hitting that point where you're going into no man's land.

Yo, they do get northern lights! Yo! Awesome. Nice. Oh, so this is like a mining town? Alright, that's neat. Alright. Get it, Flin Flon.

Yeah, get it, Flin Flon. Get it, Flin Flon. Get it, Flynn Flon. Yeah, get it, Flynn Flon. Get it, Flynn Flon. Get it, Flynn Flon. Flynn Flon, 29 degrees Fahrenheit, 1% chance of precipitation today. Feels like 18 degrees. Ooh, high. 18. Low, 8.

Humidity, 47%. Pressure, 29.81. Visibility, 10 miles. Winds, 15 miles an hour. Dewpoint, 11. UV index, 1. And a first quarter moon phase. Checking out the end day.

You got 36 on Monday, 18 on Tuesday, 22 Wednesday, 26 thursday 32 friday 38 saturday 41 sunday oh warming up there 40 monday and uh hey by a couple of weeks you'll be at a 51 that's like spring i can't so flint i guess was created by old prospectors, which is just amazing. I love that idea. Like, Oh, come on up to flip. Wow.

Um, however, I had to look up the 10 best things according to trip advisor to do in Flynn. Flan. Here we go. Number one, right?

Baker's narrows provincial park. It's a photo of a young boy with a giant fish. Uh, the Flynn, uh, Flynn, Bakers Narrows Provincial Park It's a photo of a young boy with a giant fish The Flintababdy Floniton statue It is a statue of a I don't know What this man is It's flinty I guess

It looks like a statue that was made in the 60's And it probably was Then go to the Flintin Flon Station Museum. Looks kind of like one building. Looking pretty good. Number four. 100 stairs. It is literally 100 stairs.

Oh, my God. The Duck Lady Sanctuary. Go to the Duck Lady Sanctuary Duck Lady? Go to the Duck Lady Sanctuary The Neighbors of the North Park Oh, it's very beautiful It's a nice park Although all those flowers appear to be fake

So you're going to a park to see fake flowers I guess, maybe they're so far north They don't, I don't know Yeah, that's true The Flinties Boardwalk and Hiking Trail Very nice. A little hiking trail there. What?

Crendor, I'm going to send you this link. Scroll down to number eight. This is so funny. Number eight, the Northern Visual Arts Center. There is no image. There's no image. What? For the Northern Visual Arts Center. visual arts center there is no image there's no image for the northern visual arts center the irony is astounding that's because you have to envision it in your mind it's gotta be you like google it i love that after we hit number eight there's just the images are

gone they're like no one really That is incredible Oh my The Northern Visual Arts Center It legit just looks like A school One of those big rooms in a school Where you'd have to sit to Listen to people talk or watch movies

There's just like paintings on the wall Excellent kids activities. This is, this reminds me of my, like if I were to say top 10 things to do in my hometown, this reminds me of, it's like go to Schaefer Park. Eat at Marion's Pizza. Go check out the bike path. Take a walk.

Yeah, there's literally nothing. I relate to this on a million levels. Like, go see the statue of the lumberjack. Like, that is absolutely how I relate to my hometown. Oh, yeah. There is nothing there. Nothing. I will say, Flynn Pabity Flannerton statue is very nice

It is It definitely looks like It was erected in the 60's How do I find out about this statue The Flynn Flann statue How do I Hold on here we go This is yeah there's

It was Originally named after the dude from a 1914 Novel A copy was found in the wilderness Of northern Manitoba by a party of Prospectors a year later These men working claims near present Site of Flin Flon came up

With the comical hole Having rich Came upon a conical hole Having a rich showing of gold so this area they this story's even better the area was named after the fact that it was in a book that they just found huh they just found the book no one brought it with them they just found the book uh and the statue was erected in 1962 Alright yeah it all checks out It's all

It's all checks out I love this town I would love to know what it's like to live there And more importantly I see someone With a flin flon jacket And I want to know why Crandor and I don't already have Like do they have a fire department Can we have a flin flon fire department

Oh my god amazing Why are people sending us Weird stuff from their local hometowns Like, do they have a fire department? Can we have a Flin Flon fire department shirt? Oh, my God. Amazing. Why are people sending us weird stuff in their local hometowns? Why are we not being sent T-shirts from your local hometown fire department? The crazier name, the better. We want these things. This is like when we got featured on the Ireland news or whatever. How come they didn't send us stuff? Ireland?

I'll take literally anything. Yeah, where's our Gardai? Gardai. Sligo Gardai. Gardai flag. Where's our Sligo? Zero Sligo. We want Sligos.

That's the weather. I really do? Yeah, all right. Let's go to sports. Sports. Here we go. The NFL free agency is open, so we're going to focus on this because one of my favorite times of the year, aside from the draft. We got 49ers re-signing Trent Williams, six years, $138 million.

That's a little too spicy for me. He's been injured a lot. I wouldn't do that. Patriots going crazy, signing Hunter Henry and like 10 other free agents. Curtis Samuel to Washington, as well as Ryan Fitzpatrick, who literally has played for like half the league at this point, but he's, you know, he's the journeyman. He's like the mercenary.

If you need a guy, he's like's like i can do it and he does it dude was like a harvard quarterback and then he just grew his beard now he has like the biggest beard known the man in the nfl uh and he just goes around the nfl being like you need a quarterback i'll do it he just plays it's great yeah cardinals sign aj green That'd be a great signing if it was like 2011. Damn. Vikings bring on Patrick Peterson. That's pretty good. You're getting the top-tier Crendor NFL analysis here.

Bears sign Andy Dalton, which is great, aside from the fact they really wanted Russell Wilson from Seattle, and now the Bears are going to be mediocre again, which is fine with me. Chiefs sign Joe Thune. That's pretty good. Sure up the line. Jaguars, Marvin Jones. That's a good signing. Bills sign Emmanuel Sanders.

Again, if this was 2011, it would be great. Buccaneers re-sign Rob Gronkowski for another year, which, honestly, at this point, might as well. Yeah, I mean, all right. Jets sign Corey Davis. That's a good signing. Former number one pick going to the Jets. They need all the help they can get.

Let's see what else we got here. Did I ever tell you about the Gronkowski energy drink? I don't think you did. Oh, my God. So, Gerard's dad owns a series of gas stations. Or maybe just one very important one. I don't know. Whatever the case may be, he gets a series of gas stations, or maybe just one very important one. I don't know. Whatever the case may be, he gets a ton of energy drinks sent to him for trials to put in his store.

And one of the time, he got a case of Gronkowski energy drink. And we were just like, oh, my God. So we were like, yeah, we got to try this. There was some goop in it. I don't know why. It was so gross. Gronk goop. I don't know what was in it but we were just

like uh we shouldn't drink this so i just you know putting that out there gronkowski drink was dangerous you get gronk goop in every can it was so gross it was like black flakes or something we were like nope nope this. This is how we die. Yeah, I don't trust that. It's not good. The Saints, Drew Brees retired after a long career. So, you know, Drew Brees, man. He had some things going on.

Yeah. So, I mean, now he's going to be an analyst, which, you know, you don't have to get your ribs broken when you're an analyst and almost puncture your lung. Actually, it might have punctured it. It's some crazy shit. I think it was lung collapse or something. So they got Jameis Winston and Taysom Hill,

so the Saints are probably not going to be as good. Patriot signed Kendrick Bourne, who may as well be a superhero on TV or something. Raiders get Yannick Ngawi. Packers re-sign Aaron Jones. I'm a fan of that. Bring him back. But they let Corey Linsley go to the Chargers.

Not good. Got to redraft the linemen. And then a whole bunch of other re-signing stuff uh colts traded for carson wentz from the eagles lines get a matt stafford those happen to happen a while back though so this guy whatever uh that's pretty much your nfl uh free agency news up to date for now uh i mean a lot happened in last week apparently it is well free agency opened like last week so teams went crazy and then a lot of contracts got restructured because the cap went down because you know whatever the people weren't in the stadium so they don't make as much

money cap goes down they start restructuring contracts doing all crazy stuff so that's fun all right well let's get into whatever i was about to say big news story of the week but then i realized we have to do some sort of like you gotta do a random fact i'm ready all right random fact me all right i'm gonna go i'm doing two random facts this week i'm feeling two oh my god all right number one the hottest spot on the planet is in libya i imagine yeah the desert i imagine that. Yeah. Specifically, the hottest spot ever recorded on Earth is El Azizia in Libya, where the temperature of 136 degrees Fahrenheit was recorded on September 13th, 1922. While hotter spots have likely occurred in other parts of the planet, this is the most scorching temperature ever formally recorded by a weather station. That is very hot. I don't know how long a person could survive in that heat.

Yeah, I don't know. It can't be long. It can't be that long. There's not enough water. You'd have to have one of those bags on your back. You'd have to be a camel. That's true. That's probably why the camels are the only ones out there.

And the bugs and the rodents run around or whatever. That's one of those places like nature runs that spot. You know? Yeah. Nature runs this. We're both on the same page. Nature runs these parts.

That's your first random fact. Second one. Your nostrils work one at a time. You just made me breathe in through my nose to see. When we breathe in and out of our nose during the day, one

nostril does most of the work at the time with the duties switching every every several hours this nasal cycle is dictated by the same autonomic nervous system that regulates heart rate digestion and other unconscious bodily functions as oh it's happening oh it's happening right my left nostrils doing i can feel it's doing all the work leftyy over here, righty, what are you doing? You lazy bastard. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's weird now that I know.

Oh, no. It's like when you start realizing you're blinking or swallowing or just anything where you're like, oh, God, no. Okay. And then you're like breathing. Okay, no. Okay. Now everything. And then you start seeing your nose and your vision.

You're like, oh my God, I can see my nose. It just blows your mind. That's the, when our nose gets stuffed up, it does so one nostril at a time. That's very true. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, so those are your random facts. I guess it's designed that way so you always have

the use of one right yeah i think so so you don't like i can't no longer breathe yeah so i mean i guess it's pretty good although right now it's kind of oh yeah i guess the right one's a little better damn yeah see it's weird all right look at us all right what is our big news story of the day big news story of the day is one i've seen tweeted it's one that's all over the internet uh it is florida man arrested for masturbating with a pickle on private property i have a lot of questions, but I'm totally in. One Florida man found himself in a pickle.

Boo. Well, actually, he was arrested for masturbating on private property, which included inserting a pickle. Eric the team. Oh, so he found himself with a pickle in him. Yes.

All right. 47 of Tampa was charged with exposure of sexual organs for unappetizing display, according to the arrest. Was it unappetizing display? Yeah. Unappetizing display is a great crime. Unappetizing display. Now that's an unappetizing display.

The same thing I say when I walk into an Applebee's. It's roughly the equivalent, yeah. The arresting officer was at the time responding to reports of a suspicious person. He ultimately found the Teej on private premises lying flat on his back, no pants or undergarments on his bottom half, and had his ding-dong in one hand and a large uneaten pickle in his other hand and was using the pickle to penetrate his rectum. Well.

That's where the story ends. That's all we needed to know. That was it. He walked in, saw it, and the officer walked away. He's like, no, not today. No. I'll write it up, but I'm not dealing with this. No questions asked

he's just like alright I need to go home I need to go home I need to see my kids I gotta get out of here shit it's too much you know what I should have been a librarian I just did a lot of shit but this is what broke me

that's the news story of the day. Alright, well. That's it for us. Thanks so much. We'll see y'all next time. Crandor, head on with the socials. We got socials. YouTube.com slash Cox and Crandor podcast.

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