Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 322 - Massachusetts Man!

Episode Date: January 20, 2022

The boys are back and this time Jesse's got another story about his parents just trying to love him. Meanwhile Crendor STILL plays league of legends. Also cold weather hits the US and Jesse is over it! All this an a Massachusetts man who can't be stopped! On a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://beamorganics.com/cox and use code COX for $20 off. Go to http://joinhoney.com/cox to get Honey for free! Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 15% off your first order plus free shipping.

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Well, keep listening because I'm gonna be loud apparently let's jump into this podcast hello everybody it's time for gossam trend dog in the morning We're on Caxin Live, live, live, live. In 4-hour reporting studios. Recording. Wake your ass up. It's Caxin Granddad in the morning. Hello, everybody. Welcome to another episode of Caxin Granddad in the morning. Hey, what's going on? Here we go.

It's time for an episode. Here we go. Here we go. I'm time for an episode. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. I'm waiting for like some sort of... No, you're not getting that. Y'all ready for this? Yeah.

No, we're not getting any of that. Oh, all right. Okay. No, we're not getting any of that. Oh, all right. Okay. I will say, our last show, someone commented that this show is starting to turn into that routine phone call with your grandma where she tells you of her aches and pains, what she ate this week, and crazy news she heard on TV or radio. I've never felt so called out before my entire life.

It's not wrong. It's not inaccurate. That is an accurate assessment of some of our episodes follow a routine. Yeah, it's absolutely true. But I'd like to believe that you're here for that routine. Yeah. It's, you know, sometimes we got wild stories other times you know it's just that's the template you know well i mean it's hard to have wild stories when you like uh

are stuck indoors because of pandemics and you and you're like us and you just work on the internet making videos and streaming it Yeah, it's tough. Not every day is a wild story day. Although I do have a wild story from my parents, which was just a real treat. All right, do tell. We're breaking the template. Here we go. So this weekend on Sunday, I went out to get breakfast with my parents.

My parents are lovely. They always are. They have thoughts and opinions on things. They're always willing to share them with me And uh My mom I'm sure she's gonna message me after this She's like I didn't mean it like that

I'm aware she didn't I'm aware she was trying to be Motherly And you know Supportive But it came out so wrong It was so funny to me So we're driving to go get breakfast

And my mom is like I was watching the news And they were talking about this boy who bought Pokemon cards, but he spent millions of dollars on them. But then they weren't Pokemon cards. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, I heard about that. I was like, did you hear that it actually wasn't even a big thing because the dude got a refund? She's like, oh, I didn't hear about that. Did you hear about Markle Plyer? And I was like, Markle P she's like markle plier i'm like yeah she's like did you know he makes

40 million dollars a year i was like uh-huh and my dad was like how how by the way my dad's in the back seat during this conversation makes me funnier he's? My mom's like, you don't make that. And I know she's being playful, but my dad was like, one day he could. My mom was like, you know, though that boy, he was very good looking. He was sort of thin. Remember that skinny kid with the dark hair? I remember when he had less subscribers than you. And I was like, yeah, me too. I was like, yeah, I remember that.

That was a classic. Yeah. She was like, you know, was like yeah i remember that that was a classic yeah she was like you know not everyone needs to be that kind of handsome why i was watching rick and gervais i'm like where's this going what is happening right now some people are ugly and funny like you honestly i was like bracing for that comment i was ready for her to be like not everyone needs to be attractive like i was bracing for it. But instead of going that direction, she started talking about his shows. And on the shows that he creates,

he always hires characters that look weird. And I don't know if she was trying to say it, but the way it came off is it made me feel like she was saying, you're not Ricky Gervais. You're one of the weird side. You're like a steven merchant or uh you know like a weird side character that's true i'm the carl pilkington and you're the steven merchant yeah they're like she was like yeah he has he hires these weird character actors and then my my dad was like well you know they are acting though and my mom was like so you're saying

they're not the real people but i was like no I mean they look that way And she's like what if it was just acting And I was like you mean they're pretending to look I couldn't They had the entire car ride A conversation that I could not follow Because they were talking about A show that I've never seen

About actors in the show And whether those actors were in fact really acting Or just ugly in real life I have no idea And then they started debating the plot of the show and whether those actors were in fact really acting or just ugly in real life. I have no idea. And then they started debating the plot of the show, which again I've never seen. They're still having a conversation about it. We get to the restaurant,

sit down to eat brunch, and only then do they finish up the conversation and I'm telling you, I don't know what the conversation was about. I still don't know where that was headed. They got drinks and we moved conversation. And I'm telling you, I don't know what the conversation was about. I still don't know where that was headed. They got drinks and we moved on. And I just have no clue where the conversation was headed.

It just went off on a tangent. And it happens so frequently. Every time I have a conversation with them, it starts one way. And then the two of them get in an argument about some aspect of the story. And then it goes off in a different direction and it never returns. We will move. It'll be 25 minutes and we have clearly moved on. And I'm still wondering, like, what was the point of any of this?

Where do we come from? Where do we go? We straight up caught in our entire conversation. It's like the point is, why aren't you a millionaire? I think were being playful but it also was just like yes no i too am reminded about my lack of success when compared to all these billionaires every day don't worry don't worry i i know you almost got to a million subs weren't you doing that big thing where you're gonna hit it you never did what's up with that remember all your failures yeah we just figured we'd bring those up again i i appreciate the fact that they care right but also

it's like you guys don't know what you're talking about you're just saying things with zero uh you know what that's like me i i don't know what i'm talking about half the time but i'll say it full-throated with confidence. And that is my parents. I learned it from them. It's, you know, I mean, speaking of the YouTube and Twitch and stuff, I mean, this all stems back to, like, people are oblivious to, like, how much the big people at the top make, which is why, like, the Twitch income thing came out. Everyone's like, oh, my God.

And I was like, oh, yeah. Like, people that are in the industry like us know it. the twitch income thing came out and everyone's like oh my god and i was like oh yeah like yeah like people that are in the industry like us know it but it's like it's like the nba where the top people are like oh he got like a billion dollar adidas sponsorship and he's getting paid like 100 million by the team and there's people like us they're like i give them the veteran minimum like 50k you know yeah you know like like, pay him at scale. None of it shocks me. I typed in Markiplier.

It's like, his net worth will shock you. And I'm like, not really. I don't know where Ninja streams a lot these days, but for some reason Ninja was trending on Twitter today, so I clicked it, and the first thing I saw was a video of Ninja playing Final Fantasy XI, and I was like, what? So I clicked on Ninja's Twitch, thinking, oh, maybe he's playing Final Fantasy

XI for some reason. I was like, I actually might want to watch that. Right? Because that game's so old, and I would love to see what he has to say about it. But his entire Twitch feed was all, I'm sure as you can guess, Fortnite. So it must have been a while ago.

It must have been, you know. And so I started scrolling back. I was like, oh, if it's a while ago, I'll just scroll back so I can find it. Except I ended up scrolling back and only maybe three or four scrolls. I'm at a year plus away. I'm like, whoa, how many streams does this man do? So I scroll back up and he like, one stream every few weeks. I'm like, I cannot handle this.

This is that one stream I make enough for a month viewership. Just like, all right, okay, this man has more money than God. Gotcha. I mean, he had that Mixer deal. They literally paid him, like, $30 to $50 million or something to go stream on Mixer. And then it crashed. And he's like, well, I guess I can do what I want again. So, I mean.

Crazy. You just chill out. You just pop in like, I feel like streaming today. Anyway, see you later. Yeah, that's pretty much it. And unfortunately for you and I, if we want to not be on the street, we got to do it. It's like, this is an everyday situation. Yeah, no, it's, you is an everyday situation yeah no it's uh

yeah i mean they're they're pretty much the one percent of the one percent right right and that's you know it's one of those things where every time someone talks about the most famous people on twitch or youtube i'm always just like i get it it's celebrity stuff yeah Yeah. But, boy. I mean, you know what? I like, I've always mentioned it, but, like, I like not being that big. Like, you want to just stay right in the middle. You're relevant. You make enough to live. Maybe, you know, if you ever make more than that, you're like, all right, nice, but, like, you know, not irrelevant. And then, because when you get too big, that's when you get people, like, your parents talking about you.

And you're, like, getting tabloided, andided and people are like writing articles and shit about you. I want I want that. I want to get so big. Someone writes an article about me that's like Jesse Cox gone too far. And it's just like me at a party with like eight drugged up women. And I'm like, I'm like, there's like a table of like booze in front of us for some reason. And and a DJ, a famous DJ's there and that's

the photo. It's like this weird photo of like super cool Jesse out for the, I want that. I want to have like, has Jesse Cox gone too far? Also saying just at a party with drugged up women does not sound very good. I mean I didn't drug them up

they brought their own drugs all right there we go yeah like i'm not drugging women crendor see i decided to hang out with the drug women article about you and been like jesse cox like he's drugged up women i'm telling you you need me as your pr guy i'm on my way i'm on i'm making the effort i need to be you can't have an article written about you and drugged up women? I'm telling you. You need me as your PR guy. See, now I'm on my way. I'm making the effort. I need to be your PR guy. You can't have an article written about you and drugged up women if you don't have drugged up women. I'm just saying. Then it'd be a lie if they weren't there.

You're not wrong. I'm just saying. Thank you. It's all about the wording. That's why I get in trouble. And they're like, that wascally wabbit Jesse Cox and his drugged up women. get in trouble. And they're like, that wascally wabbit Jesse Cox and his drugged up women. And then

when I come back from my canceling, I'm even more popular, I think is how that works. Yeah, you spend like a month on your private yacht, and then you come back, and then you get more popular. That's how it works. Yeah, and then people are like, oh, he's back on his stream. Yeah.

Then I make a video like, my wording was poor. I meant to say that they brought their own drugs and that i just provided them a place a safe if anything i provided them a safe place to do their drugs without judgment and if anything i feel like you all should be thanking me for that he's so kind and considerate see there you go you're welcome yeah um so we're not millionaires not even close yeah no not even close um but i did see uh all your five minute gaming news and i've been reacting to them i saw you reacting and i believe in one of your videos i think you said something along the lines of i guess i'll do this until jesse reacts and so i've chosen not to react in hopes

that you'll be forced to do it forever i mean it's gotta happen i mean i'm not gonna react to every one of them but if i see one of them that interests me then i'm gonna react to it like well there you go you said like you did the one today x rip xbox one i don't really give a shit about xbox one so i don't care i'm not gonna react to that one but if there's something i saw i saw you reacted to to one of mine and you man what did you say you said something along the lines of that uh you said oh he's lying he this guy definitely does this thing i don't know what it was but i was like no that's not true all right so here's what i remember now you said i love watching it was but i was like no that's not true all right so here's what i remember now you said i love watching reaction videos and i was like no you don't oh i do though that's the

one thing i do watch is all the time reaction videos in fact lately that's all i watch on youtube but you've been you've told me in the past you don't even watch youtube i know and things have changed since then is what i'm saying I used to not watch YouTube Well I'll tell you about the rabbit hole I fell down During COVID When it was peak COVID And I was like indoors and had nothing to do I would watch

It started with me watching Young teens React to 70s and 80s and 90s rock. They're like a VHS tape. What's that? Yeah. Yeah.

And I've watched that. And then it transitioned into me watching this girl react to seeing movies because she seems like she's probably raised in the wilderness and has never seen a movie before. And so she's like reacting to movies for the first time. And it's movies that every human being has seen. So it's just wild watching her react. But then the problem was that she blew up and became very popular.

And now is kind of like living in her ego and I'm over it. She got an editor to edit the videos. I'm like, nah, I'm over it. This is too much. That's foolish. And so I moved on from her to watching, there's this guy

who does, this is my flow of the last two years, by the way. There's this guy who – he used to be on a channel called GammaRay, but they stopped making content. And I think he makes his own channel now, but I can't remember his name to save his life. But all he does is he takes Marvel reaction videos and compiles the best ones together to make like, here's what everyone thought. And I'm like, oh, this is actually very well done and so I'll watch that because I have a Marvel podcast and I figure I'll watch with Marvel people and then it devolved

into me watching random people react to I think for a while I was watching random people react to Shawshank Redemption and then I was watching random people react to oh the movie with Leonardo DiCaprio Where he like is In dreams I just forgot the name of that

Inception Yeah Inception something like that And so I loved Watching and then as a Final Fantasy 14 fan I love watching people react To the things that happen in Final Fantasy 14 So I definitely like reaction videos I don't watch a lot else

On YouTube I'm not a big like I don't watch a lot else on YouTube. I'm not a big, like, I don't watch gaming videos. I don't watch a lot of, I'm definitely not watching makeup tutorials or vlogs. That's not happening. Not a lot of comedy skits and things I'm watching online. Unless something's linked to me directly. No. Most of my time is spent watching reaction videos.

If I just happen to have a night where I'm a little, you know, like, ooh, is that an edible? If I just happen to be out of it a little bit, on the old TV I'll turn on YouTube and just scroll through reaction videos. Because it's like I'm watching the thing I like, plus a random stranger to fill the I have no friends in my life right now because everyone is either sick or whatever. To fill that void in my soul. That's what happens. Not all of us have a wife who tolerates us or nearby friends. Some of us have friends that work way too much

or either immunocompromised or either definitely have COVID and you can't see. Either way, it's a mess. And I've replaced them with internet people I don't know. So, so far, so good. This is very fun. I mean, you know, I've been playing a lot of League of Legends recently.

Yeah, I mean, I was about to say to say like and how much do you hate yourself not too much honestly i've been doing pretty well there's only occasionally like the guy where we get into the lobby and he types in all caps like nobody pick yasuo nobody pick yasuo don't ban yasuo i'm yasuo and then they banned yasuo and he's like oh my god this is so dumb and then he picks a thing and he's like they got they took vex they took vex oh my god i hate against vex and i like dodged that game right away i was like this is a loss so instead of wasting that time i was dodged i feel like that's part of the strategy you got to dodge the toxicity i don't want to play a game where i have to dodge other players like that that sucks man it's part

of the fun when you dodge that you get a hit of dopamine you're like whoo just dodge that one but then when you win you get that super dopamine hit and you're like oh yeah we just stopped like oh my god yesterday playing the mummy right playing a moo moo in the jungle okay and then who is who is moo moo a moo moo what is that he's a mummy he cries a moo moo he cries and he throws his bandages At people and he stuns them Is he like a little baby mummy? What is this thing? Yeah he's like a little baby mummy

So he can like stun people He injures people around him And he does a big AoE stun So I was in a game And at first we were losing What is this guy? He's a jungler You jungle

So I'm jungling I'm doing my thing What does jung? Support? What is this guy? He's a jungler. Okay. You jungle, okay? So, I'm jungling, I'm doing my thing. What does jungling mean? Okay, so, you know how in Heroes of the Storm, you'd all pick lanes? Sure. And then, in the course of the game, you'd go do, like, the NPC mobs? Right, so you're the guy in the middle running around in the jungle. Right, so I essentially don't use a lane. NPC mobs. Right. So you're the guy in the middle running around in the jungle. Right.

So I essentially don't use a lane. I just get all the jungle NPC mobs, and that's how I level up. And then I try to help my lanes out. So if Top's getting beat, I'm like, hey, I'm going to come gank for you. And you get the objectives and stuff. So how do you know? Because I don't play League. How do you know what characters are good for jungling?

Is it based on whether they can handle the packs in the jungle? It's a combination of things. Some of it's just how fast they can clear the camps. So if they clear it fast, that's good. How well they can survive in the jungle. How well they can help lanes. So if you have CCc like stuns that's good because you can go help a lane out and you can stun the guy and then kill him so like there's

a there's a bunch of stuff there's like assassins in the jungle so like you they can go jump out and try to get ganks and stuff so it depends what you want to do but there are certain characters i would wager that are better yes very much okay okay now i'm caught up there you go all right so i'm playing a moo moo and he's warwick all right he's like a werewolf guy really annoying okay so he's coming into my jungle to counter jungle me so he's taking my stuff and i'm like yo we need help and then some guy comes to help me and we both die and i'm like oh my god so i bust out the insult i'm like this guy takes 30 items into the 15 item or lessling all right so he starts being like oh this guy's

mad all right i was now it's like my name's angry lawn gnome of course i'm mad that's my league name then uh we start going down everybody's doing bad except for the vein all right so vein vampire hunter lady all right she just rolls around shoots a crossbow. That's all she does. Sylvain? No, just Vayne. V-A-Y-N-E. V-A-Y-N-E. I'm looking up these people. I don't know who these people is. Oh, yeah. No, she's a vampire hunter, but she's got red glasses.

Yes. So she just rolls around, shoots her crossbow thing. That's what she does. So we were down by like 15 kills. But this is like gold. uh so we were down by like 15 kills but this is like gold so like high silver low gold is like it's like pretty it's pretty bad for like people playing together as a team so if you like know what you're doing and you at least play at like a plat level even you can probably just win even if you're down by like 15 so i was like dude all right all we gotta do is get this vein fed

and peel for the vein which is like don't let anybody hit the Vayne, essentially. We're like body gardener. So the game keeps going and we keep getting better, getting better. And then I had a big time ult. I ult, I Q in with my stun. I ult their team and then Vayne kills everybody. I'm like, dude, this is it. This is the turn of time.

Then we keep going. And then the one guy in their team on all chat, it's just think you're gonna win you're stupid and i was so we're just like whatever we keep going we keep going we keep coming back and we just kept winning every fight because all we did is protect the vein and she just kept snowballing and getting bigger and bigger and then uh that was it and then we won the game. And then they were very mad, the opposing team. They were just yelling at each other, like, if this guy on the team wasn't an idiot and decided to group up. And he's like, maybe if you didn't suck at the game.

And I was like, oh, yeah, that's good. Nothing is more fun than when the opposing team that was trolling you and making fun of you at the start is then fighting with each other by the end because they lost. It's so good. I don't like this Crendor that enjoys other people suffering this this crendor is uh i'm gonna say legends this guy is an awful person i mean that's that's been me playing legal legends for like at least 10 years i believe that i believe this is 10 years of bitter league play.

Checks out to me. Yeah, so, I mean, it's a fun time. I enjoy it, unless you're losing, in which case. It's a fun time. Huge. I don't know. It sounds awfully anxiety-ridden. Well, you do get a lot of anxious, but that's like sports.

You know, you get your hyper-competitive. You're fighting against each other. That's what it is. I love it. So, been doing that. And then, I mean, you know, just my standard stuff. You know, working out. Doing some Warhammer painting.

I'm excited for the new Total Warhammer game coming out. It's going to be good. I'm very excited for that. Soon. Yeah. Soon. It's got to be good. I'm very excited for that. Soon. Yeah. Soon. It's got to be soon. I don't know.

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because there's snow, there's ice, there's rain, there's, uh, I don't know, other stuff. It's all over the road. Gotta watch out for that.

Also, uh, you know, flying around, that's calming down a bit with the holidays over, but still people gotta go places, so you gotta watch out there. Just, uh, still a lot of people doing a lot of things. And that is the traffic of the night.

Oh, okay. Let's go to weather. Weather. Welcome to the weather desk. We had ourselves a winter storm. Did you see that one? In Chicago? No.

Winter storm Izzy hit the East Coast. Why did you say we? It wasn't me, and it certainly wasn't you. You mean like the universal we. Right. Okay. Okay. Yeah. you you mean like the universal we right okay okay yeah um so winter storm izzy which you know

it feels weird to be like yo izzy izzy's wrecking havoc i don't know they got like a foot of snow in some places which uh you know if it's like new york they probably don't give a shit but if it's like you know in uh south carolina or something it's probably a bit worse uh so i mean that's all i got in the winter storm i didn't really look into it all that much wow all right yeah okay so is that the weather or is that what what was that exactly no no that was just that was just the weather update in a general sense understood okay right right, right, right. So somebody says

for the next weather, could you do Eskoumanac, Quebec? It is my hometown. Eskoumanac? Eskoumanac. Yeah, we can certainly try. Eskoumanac, Quebec, Canada. I guess it's like

Eskoumiac, right Quebec, Canada. I guess it's like Eskoumier, right? It's like... Quebec's like French, right? French-Canadian? Yes, yeah, yeah. Eskoumier. It's 28 degrees Fahrenheit. You'll have to figure that Celsius out.

You got 21% chance of precipitation through 8 p.m. It's going to drop down to 15 degrees Fahrenheit. Humidity 95%. Pressure 29.22. Visibility 3 miles. Wind 21 miles an hour. Pretty windy. Dew point 27 in the moon phase.

A full moon. Uh-oh. As of the 10 day. Windy with snow showers in the evening. Mixture of rain and snow overnight. It's going to get wacky wild. 20-30 mile an hour winds. 5-10 after a while with a 70% chance of precipitation.

Tuesday, 31 degrees. Mostly cloudy. Wednesday, it's going to drop down to 5. 5 degrees with 3 is the low. PM snow showers. Then you've got 1 to 3 inches of snow coming in that overnight. Then you've got 13 degrees on Thursday. And Friday it's going to be sunny with a temperature of negative 1.

No thank you. No thank you, Quebec. Yeah, no thank you. I'm not a big fan once you get into the single digits and the negatives i'm i'm fine uh so and that's uh that's the weather in a scoomy act a scoomy neck it sounds it sounds cold it sounds like a place i wouldn't be able to handle but hey thrilled thrilled that you're listening that's pretty good thanks thanks for that i did uh i did google their thing they got a big like castle or something there it's

pretty wild a french canadian castle it's the it says the chateau bahia i don't even know if it's in there it might just be quebec that just pops up or something crazy thing is is that there's a lot of castles in canada oh yeah i guess because it's like they probably built them right away or something although one castle looks like a giant log cabin castle which i think is very canadian oh yeah that's much more canadian but wow this is that's a i think this is what you were talking about. I'm looking at this castle. This is, that's a castle castle. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Wow, that's incredible looking. Yeah. I just picture, I was going to say, I was going to picture him like, instead of like boiling oil, they just pour boiling maple syrup onto the people. I think it would be worse, honestly. I think it would too. Then you're in pain, but also delicious. So people are going to try and eat you up.

I know what that shit's like. That's my curse. I'm not even going to ask. In pain, but delicious. Sports. All right. Let's go on to sports. Sports.

We had some NFL playoff games. Wow. Hey. had some NFL playoff games. Wow. Hey, so the Cincinnati Bengals getting their first playoff win since 1990. Defeating the Las Vegas Raiders 26-19. The Buffalo Bills blew out the Patriots 47-17.

The Buccaneers beat the Eagles 31-15. The 49ers upset the Cowboys 23-17, and the Chiefs blew out the Steelers 42-21. Yeah, I'm aware. Yeah. And then tonight we got Cardinals-Rams, which should be a pretty good game. And the winner of that will play the Buccaneers,

which means the divisional round is going to be Bengals versus Titans, 49ers versus Packers, Buccaneers versus whoever wins, and then the Bills and the Chiefs. So, honestly, pretty solid games. I'm hoping for Packers versus either Bengals, Titans, or Bills. That's my Super Bowl hopes. It's probably going to end up being Chiefs versus Buccaneers again, and I'm going to hate it. So, woo!

So, woo! Then, over in basketball, it's not been too fun for me. The Bulls are playing with like half their team, so they keep losing because of so many injuries. But they're still in first, and then the Heat, the Nets, the Cavs, the Bucks, and the 76ers all right behind them. In the West, you got the Suns way up at the top. And you got the Warriors, the Jazz, the Grizzlies, and then the rest because they're all like five and a half games behind after that point. So,

that's your basketball, then your hockey. Hockey! You've got some Panthers at the top, tied with the Lightning. You got the Rangers at the top, Hurricanes right behind them. You got the Avalanche and the Predators up the top central.

And you got the Golden Knights with the Kings and the Ducks right behind them. In that division. And the Olympics are now only two and a half weeks away. Hey. So look at that. So that's your sports. Okay. Hey, Grandor.

Yeah. What's our weird topic of the day? Well, interesting fact. Oh, right. I meant interesting fact. That's what I meant, right. I meant interesting fact. That's what I meant. Yeah. I understand.

Right, right, right, right. Well, I got two facts for you, but related to weather, actually. How do you like that? All right. I'm convenient. They're both related to weather, but yes. Well, we've got the coldest and the hottest temperatures ever recorded. Oh, where? How? What? That the hottest temperatures ever recorded. Uh-oh.

Where? How? What? That's right. How? I don't know. Nature was doing it. The coldest temperature ever recorded occurred in Antarctica,

and it was negative 144 degrees Fahrenheit. No, thank you. For all the Celsius people, that's negative 97.7. Then the hottest temperature was in Furnace Creek, Death Valley. It's fitting. That checks out. At 134 degrees Fahrenheit on July 10th, 1913. That is too much.

Yeah, that is, for all the Celsius people again, 56.6. I don't know. There's some comfort in that the world can freeze a little bit better than it can heat. You know what I'm saying? That's true. Yeah, it's a little bit better. It's fine.

Both are terrifying, but it's all right. So but like yeah it's all right so yeah whenever somebody's like you think that's cold just be like yeah well i live in antarctica it's negative 144 outside yo i live in antarctica so get wrecked take that yeah idiots um that's your fact of the day facts if you will all right let's go with our big news fact of the day. Facts, if you will. All right. Let's go with our big news story of the day. Big news story of the day. Day. You sounded less like you were singing a song and more like you were one of the ghosts that haunt the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.

I am the ghost of the pirates. I don't like that. I am the ghost of the pirates. That's a terrible song. That's a terrible song. I'm a ghost. What are you going to do? Of the pirates.

So we got the... Big news story of the day. This one is a Massachusetts man. I'm waiting. I'm waiting to see what he does. Besides being somehow both charming and racist what's going on with massachusetts man well massachusetts man crashes car into liquor store breaks in decides to smoke drink and snack okay i mean he did just crash he needed a moment that's

true uh first up here's the picture kind of looks like voldemort whoa he does have a voldemort look uh chief james mcintyre reports that the stoneham police department arrested a man that allegedly crashed his vehicle and broke into a liquor store on saturday and charged him with a speaking of voldemort charming but racist yeah same thing that is true um or I guess mugglist, but same thing. Yeah. He hated those muggles. He hated them. He's so much, so much muggle hate.

In fact, calling them muggles seems like, that seems offensive. They're people, man. Like, thinking about that in terms, just like, it's weird to be like, oh, those are muggles, like humans that just can't do magic. You know what I mean? It's just weird. Yeah. You know what?

Wizards. They're the problem, not us. Yeah, wizards are the problem. Anyway. He crashed his vehicle and broke into a liquor store and tried to assault officers. On Saturday, January 8th at approximately 1 a.m., Stoneham Police were dispatched to Rapid Liquors, located at 171 Main Street, for a report of a triggered burglary alarm.

The Rapid Liquors. Like, how fast do you got to get your liquor? You know? Like, why can't they just have, like, a... Rapidly. Rapidly is how fast. Do you need it that fast? Like, what about, like, about like moderately you know moderately

timed liquors i always thought look the idea of a liquor drive-through which exists i always thought was crazy but here we are yeah um upon arrival they located a vehicle that had crashed into the doorway of the store officers entered the doorway and observed the suspect, later identified as 54-year-old John Bacagalupo of Revere, inside the business near the cash registers, smoking a cigar, drinking a beer, and eating chips. Officers commanded Bacagalupo to exit the store. However, he allegedly refused to comply. He told officers he was armed with a firearm

and said they needed to shoot him while motioning behind his back to his waistline. Baca Galupo continued to refuse to comply with officers' commands, repeating that he had a firearm and they needed to shoot him. What? In an attempt... He wanted to be shot, apparently. In an attempt to de-escalate the situation,

they deployed their Taser-brand electronic control weapon three times. However, it had no effect on Bacca Gallupo. He's taser-proof. Officers attempted to take Bacca Gallupo into custody, and struggles ensued. At one point, Bacca Gallupo allegedly struck an officer in the face, and merchandise fell from the shelves. Eventually, they were able to place him under arrest. He refused medical treatment and was transported to the Stoneham Police Station where he was booked. Bacca Gallupo was charged with assault and battery on a police officer,

breaking and entering in the nighttime, larceny under $1,200, malicious destruction of property under $1,200, malicious destruction of property over $1,200, and resisting arrest. I wish to commend the three stone police officers for apprehending a dangerous suspect who was willing to use violence against them to resist arrest they did a great job restraining and using their training experience

to de-escalate a violent situation i'm grateful the situation was brought to an end without serious injury or a suspect or a responding officer chief mc McIntyre said. Bacagalupos being held on $100,000 of bail is expected to be arraigned Monday at Woburn District Court. The incident remains under investigation. I guess.

I don't know. I mean, I think I can figure out what happened there, but okay. It doesn't take a rocket scientist. There's a lot to investigate here. We have to really sift through the evidence. Like, okay. Do your work, I guess.

Big thing here. This dude's taser-proof. He wasn't getting brought down. I have a feeling a lot of people in mass are taser-proof. He's like the Hulk. Just keeps shooting him. He's like ripping off a cigar in his mouth. Just takes another puff.

Yeah, well, you gotta watch out for those guys. This is a boss that, you think that's gonna do it to me? For some reason, he's eating a meatball sub. I grew up on the streets of Boston. Who am I kidding? It's not a meatball sub. It's doing it. I grew up on the streets of Boston. Who am I kidding?

It's not a meatball sub. It's clearly Dunkin' Donuts. Oh, yeah. It's a Dunkin' Donuts. He's eating a Dunkin' Donut. He has a coffee in his hand. Actually, it's a Dunkachino. Oh, yeah.

It's a Dunkachino. What are you trying to do? You're trying to shoot me. Don't tase me, bro. trying to do you're trying to shoot me don't tase me bro i love boston boston's one of my favorite cities but it's also filled with the most irate people i've ever met in my life and i have no idea why i cannot figure out why the people that live there are so angry all the time i know like it's such a beautiful it's a wonderful place and most of the time when I know. Like, it's such a beautiful, it's a wonderful place. And most of the time when you talk to people, they're lovely.

But there's also, even underneath the loveliness, they're ready to lash out at anyone at any time. There's always like an undercurrent of like one bad word and I'm freaking out. And you're like, okay. Wow, alright. That's Massachusetts, man. All right. Well, that's it for us. Thank you so much for listening and watching and enjoying this podcast.

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