Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 323 - A Better Way!!!!

Episode Date: January 27, 2022

It's time for an all new Cox n' Crendor! This time Crendor has a beef with movie sound mixing, while Jesse considers the future of pooping. Also the boys discover what's inside a KitKat bar and a shirtless man takes on Waffle House. All this and so much more on this exciting new episode! Go to http://babbel.com/cox to save up to 65% off your subscription! Get 83% Private Internet Access by visiting https://privateinternetaccess.com/JesseCox Go to http://dailyharvest.com/cox to get up to $40 off your first box!

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And I was like, oh my god. What were you looking at? A potential news story of the day. Ooh, I like those. Potential ones are my favorite. Hold on, I even, I have to verify if this is even real. I don't, I mean, should we wait? Oh my

god, wait. Okay, we should probably wait. I mean, this is pretty intense. This is a, alright, we'll save it. You're teasing 25 minutes from now. Yeah, no, we'll save this. You're doing very good, yeah.

Okay. How's it going? Man, this week was great. I've been chilling, relaxing. It's been weird. Everyone here, hey, I don't know if you're aware But there's still a pandemic happening And everyone in LA is sick Everyone

I am knocking on All the wood None of my delightful Employees have been to the office In two weeks I think my editor Mari Is getting checked out tomorrow I think he's getting his next COVID test tomorrow.

And then, yeah, I haven't seen anybody. I've been alone. Literally, I can't. I was talking about trying to get Scary Game Squad together. I was like, hey, you guys want to hang out? And Davis was like, I would, but on set the other day, someone came in with COVID, and now we're all exposed to COVID. I'm like, oh, my God.

I can't. I can't. You know. I'm slowly losing my mind. I'm like, I need to see a human being. I need to, like, interact with someone. I'm going crazy. It's not good for me.

So I decided that I was going to have a medicated Saturday night. Wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink. Right. But I realized I had no edibles. And I was like, oh, man. All right. Well, so what I did is I promised I would watch for another podcast. I'm going to say a lesser podcast.

It's not as good as Cox and Craddor. You don't need to know. No, it doesn't. But for the Marvel podcast that we do, we decided, based on a goof, to watch X-Men 2. Because I claim X-Men 2 is a very good movie. And they were like, we haven't seen it in years. We don't know. And I'm like, I'm telling you, it's very good.

So we were going to watch it for the next episode. And I was like, well, I got nothing going on on Saturday night. All my friends are like, sorry, we don't want to die. I'm like, ugh, fine. I'm like, oh, fine. And so I went and went to go find some edibles in my home and watch X-Men 2. Let me tell you, it didn't have any. I was like, oh, man. So I dialed up the old Ease.

It's an app. That's a shameless plug. It's an app where, like, some dude will drive up and be like, yo, I got your order. And I imagine 20 years ago it was much seedier, but now it was like a 55-year-old man in a Cadillac drove up and was like, yo, I got your order. And I imagine 20 years ago it was much seedier, but now it was like a 55 year old man in a Cadillac drove up and was like, Hey man, here's your order. I was like, thanks dude. But they didn't have the kind that I liked. There's a kind that I like a lot. It's not like too punchy in the face. It's like, Hey, I'm chilling baby. And they didn't have that. So I decided to just randomly try a bunch, but because I'm dumb, I was like, well, I don't know how any of these taste. So I took a little bit of each of them.

Oh, my God. And then sat down to watch X-Men 2. And if you're wondering, how did the night go? Let me tell you where I was about 45 minutes into the movie. By the way, still an excellent movie. The beginning is very, very good. When Nightcrawler's jumping through the White House, it's incredible. Anyway, at a certain point, my mind clearly started to wonder because I paused and said out loud to myself,

I think the toilet is the next great invention. To myself, I think the toilet is the next great invention. And I want to let you know, that sounds crazy, but I've been thinking about it ever since. Okay. We have been defecating into a bucket of water for a long ass time. Where's the next develop? That's the next frontier is in toilet development. Think about it. We're still, we press a button and we flush it into the sewer, but it's still a bucket of water.

Why aren't we as a world developing a more efficient, better way to get rid of waste? That's all I'm saying. I think I'm onto something. I woke up today still thinking about it. So clearly i tapped into something last night like the next person who figures that out is a billionaire instant billionaire well here's the thing because you said that i was like i'm pretty sure i heard something about this before not that like fake three seashells bs Demolition Man. I'm talking like something real.

Yes. Something real. I think it was Bill Gates, actually. You know what? Bless that man. Alright. What about it? I trust Bill's toilets. I would. Look, if there's anything I've learned,

if you have a billion dollars, you've done something right. It's not necessarily morally right, but you've done something correct. Let's see. It says human waste contains a lot of clues about our health. The smart toilets will allow you to – what is it? I guess it analyzes your poop to tell you your health. This is different, though. This is like – yeah, I've seen this before. This is you go to the bathroom and the toilet is like, I analyze your poop to tell you your health. Oh, this is different, though. This is like, yeah, I've seen this before.

This is you go to the bathroom in the toilet. It's like, I analyze your poopies, and now I know that you need to eat more fiber. Also, you have an ulcer. Right? Like something like that. No, no, no. I'm talking about, like, we as a people still poo in a bucket of water, Crandor. It's crazy to me.

That's true. And then most people take a piece of paper and wipe their butt. It's crazy. Crendor, when you think about it, I think I unlocked a part of my brain that now is just like, I think this is the whole point of my existence is to come up with a better way. There's got to be a better way, right? I mean, we are just one step above leaf in forest. That's true.

All we did was glorify, like, a place to sit. It's what you think about it. It's crazy. Am I insane? When you think about what this is, we've all just agreed that this crazy thing is something we're going to continue to do. So you want something that just takes your waste and turns it into nothing and it just is gone? Oh, I don't know.

I have no idea. I am on step one of the journey. I don't know what it needs to be. All I'm saying is I recognize the problem. And the problem is we took a stool and a bucket with water in it. And then instead we're like, all right, what if that place to sit was like a porcelain throne? And then the water funneled into it. And then the water funneled out. And it's just an upgraded version of like in the woods poo.

And I realize this is a crazy thing to talk about at the start of this episode. But I'm obsessed with this idea now. Because it is something that one, everyone does. And two, no one wants to talk about. And I feel like we're being very inefficient. And someone needs to come along and fix this problem. I mean, you are on to something, I will say. Thank you.

Thank you. Still. A little crazy. You got to be a little bit crazy. Seal taught me that. Famed songster Seal taught me that famed songster seal taught me that got a little bit you got to be a little bit crazy if you want to survive well i was gonna ask something and this you like completely threw me off uh just from this entire conversation really uh oh yeah that's what i was gonna say i was gonna say how when you're taking're taking your edibles, how much are you taking?

Not a lot. I'm not trying to get sick. Yeah, but what does not a lot mean? Because you can pretty much determine the dosage you're taking if you're getting the edible things. Right. It depends. It depends on if I have anything to do that night. You know what I'm saying?

It's just like alcohol. If you know your limits and you know how much you can drink, it's like anything really, you know? Right? Like any sort of intoxicant or upper end or downer. If you know yourself and you have enough experience that you can handle it on your own, right? Because I think most good friends will be there for you that first time where they're like, dude, I got you. Don't worry. I'm going to hold your hand as you take off.

But, you know, after a while, you kind of figure out what your vibe is. And some days, if it's like, yo, I'm not going to ever do it during the day, right? Like, I got stuff to do. But at night, if I am not tired, but I know I need to go to bed. They got CBD-filled brands for that. And you straight up just like, whatever, maybe like a pill or whatever they have. Maybe like half a bite of something. And usually they'll say like, this little strip of candy is equal to this much. And so you're like, all right, well, I want half of that.

Boop, you have half of that, like that kind of thing. And then some nights, like last night, I was like, F it. I got nothing going on in my life. I am so bored. I'm going to take a little bit of each of these, which I think in the end totaled up to two full ones. So I was like, yeah, different reality. But here's the thing. I'll give you another great example.

At 1.22 a.m., I remember going, it's 1.22 a.m. It's 1.22 a.m. And I kept singing to the point where I looked at the clock and it was 1.38. And I was like, oh, my God, did I just sing it's 1.22 a.m. for 16 minutes? I was like, oh, no. for 16 minutes. I... Oh, no. Usually, if I take any, I literally take a fourth

of, like, a piece. So if it's, like, 10 milligrams or whatever it is, in, like, one piece, I take, like, a fourth of it. Well, sure. And that's, like, considered, like, a microdose, I guess. Or I'll take a third of it. And usually, it's, like, you get high enough Well, sure. And that's like considered like a micro dose, I guess. Or I'll take a third of it. And usually it's like you get high enough to where you're just kind of like, yeah, all right.

But you're not getting like crazy. Yeah. I mean, like also you have a different body than I do. So I wouldn't ever recommend you eating as much as me ever, period. I would not say. You would be like the goofiest goober who ever lived at that point no way yeah again it comes down to knowing yourself and knowing how you react to different things and knowing what outcome you want right like there's sometimes there's no

way i would i would purposefully get like at that high as i'm doing like it's 122 you know i would never there are certain times i would never do that right but you know last night i was like i gotta watch this movie and i've seen this movie about 800 times and it's late and no one is around and i'm just like by myself in my apartment screw it let's you know if i have to live through a pandemic this is how i'm living you know and i was like all right but But yeah, you just got to know yourself. That's the best tip. Just the same thing goes with alcohol and drinking with friends versus drinking alone versus like I don't drink alone at all, period. I just don't.

And when I go drink with friends, if we're like at a restaurant, I don't drink that much. When I go drink with friends, if we're at a restaurant, I don't drink that much. And if I'm at a party, I know when to stop because nothing ruins a party more than getting sick. And so it's just about learning who you are as a person. You get that with age and experience. Trust me, I've made enough mistakes to know. Yep. You sure have. I certainly have.

Speaking of movies, I want to bring up something. Okay. All right. So this is something we've noticed, not only in movies, but just videos. When you say we, who is we? Me and Toast. Oh, okay. So this is a marriage thing. Yes. The two of you are of one mind on this. Oh, okay. So this is a marriage thing.

Yes. The two of you are of one mind on this. Okay. Yeah, because she's brought it up before. I've brought it up before. And it's just, it's happened in numerous movies, YouTube videos, like everything. And it's sound editing. Sound editing.

Okay. I wonder where you're going with this so sometimes you're watching something and it's just like completely unbalanced so like for example christopher nolan yeah probably so like they're just like talking okay let's say it's just a talking scene there's like hey what's going on i don't know where you are right now, but I'm coming to find you and hey, what's over here? So you so you're watching interstellar is what you're Whatever the last one was with the time travel or inception. Yeah, Christopher Nolan. You're right Yeah, yeah, and it just like you're like what then you got like turn the volume down It's like this shits too loud and then after you turn the're right. And it just, like, you're like, what? And then you gotta, like, turn the volume down.

It's like, this shit's too loud. And then after you turn the volume down, they're just like, oh my god. You can't hear anyone talk. Exactly. And I'm just like, then you turn it back up, and then they're like, stop! How do you not know how to balance this audio? Like, not everybody's sitting in, like, Adobe theater. Alright?

I think you're totally right about the Adobe and the IMAX theater experience. Yeah. Because there was an interview that I think I saw Christopher Nolan do where he was talking about audio balancing and how he balances everything for specifically IMAX screens. And then people were like, what about some scenes where characters are talking but you can't hear a word they're saying? And he was like, well, that's part of the experience. i was just like that sucks that's you know what i love your movies i love them but i want to know what people are saying i i hate that every time i watch them i have to watch them again at home with the subtitles on just to know what the hell was being said yeah we always put on subtitles now just because it's like it just makes it easier

you know what's messed up is before i used to like watch my parents and be like why do you guys have the subtitles on that's so dumb like right and now because of this very thing you're talking about i turn subtitles on just leave them on all the time even if i don't need them yeah like screw it whatever i'm leaving them on yeah and it just it Almost makes it feel easier to follow Along on top of everything It's like you're reading while you're watching so it helps you pay Attention a bit more it's just like

And then like I've seen it in YouTube videos like people just be like Hey guys here I am Walking through the thing and then they like have music And it's like I'm just like How how does this happen? How do you look at your audio and go like

Hmm, yeah, it looks right Some guy the other day on Reddit posted A pretty famous Charlie Chaplin Scene of him And he's like dressed as Hitler But it's like if Hitler had a conscience, that kind of thing And uh He gives a speech about like everyone being the same

And it's a very beautiful speech. I've heard it before. It's very nice. Except this guy added some Hans Zimmer music in the background to make it, like, you know, more emotional. Except the music just drowned out everything this dude was saying. And I was like, ah, all right. Well, this is garbage. And that is, yeah, that's exactly what you're talking about.

It's just, man, it just makes me hate watching some stuff because it's just, you have to manage the volume and not pay attention when you just want to pay attention. You know, and like if you want to have dopey sound or whatever, just make it an option. I don't know why they can't just make it an option. You know, like make it an option. I don't know why they can't just make it an option. You know? We're in 2022. Can't we have TV volume and then turn on Adobe surround volume? Maybe it is an option. I'm just dumb.

Maybe there's when they do TV releases or it's on Netflix or whatever, but I guess that's not true. I've definitely watched movies on Netflix and Disney plus and all the different things where I've had to crank the volume on my TV up just to hear a basic conversation and then a battle breaks out it's like my room shakes I'm like ah okay cool the neighbors are gonna love that and that is my TED talk Thank you for listening Good TED Talk Anything else going on with you besides TED Talking about volume?

Nah it's been cold outside You know I Still go to the gym Still I went to the doctor for my physical you know i'm good apparently they just did like the blood tests and stuff and they're like your cholesterol is good you don't have diabetes uh your vitamin d is good so i was like neat if i found out that you had diabetes i would be like there's no hope for this world i couldn't I couldn't believe that you would get diabetes.

I just couldn't. I mean, I have a couple family members that have it, so if it's like genetic. But they didn't get it until they were like 70. Oh, yeah. I mean, that's interesting. Yeah. Do they let themselves go at 70 when they're like, screw it? They honestly still eat terribly.

They're just like, they've had diabetes like 25 years my grandma's like 95 she's like i'm eating my baked goods from the grocery store like you have diabetes she's like i don't care i'm like this is probably how she got diabetes she just keeps eating the baked goods can't do that you can't do that so i was like all right thank god my my b12 is good my vitamin d is good my vitamin d is like the highest it's ever been probably because i'm taking vitamin d is that good though like yeah but they're like damn your vitamin d that's a huge vitamin d well but it's not like it's like oh my god it's way off the charts it's literally like oh it's in good rain i think it was like 50-something.

Ideally, you want it to be over like 30 at the lowest. I had a friend who I think his was like 7. So it's like pretty bad. Usually, I think it's like 70% of America is low in vitamin D or something. I mean, that checks out. Most Americans know very little about their health or they don't see a doctor, period. Yes. I mean, this is one thing I've learned. Most Americans don't even have a general practitioner.

Yeah, I mean, everything else, all my cholesterol stuff, you got the old LDLs, the HDLs, the triglycerides. Everything was in good range, so it makes me happy. Yeah, my glucose was 95. You want your glucose to be between 70 and 99. So I was 95. Apparently, if you have diabetes or something, it's like 200. Damn.

Like pre-diabetes, like 150 or something like that. I don't know. But either way, I'm feeling good, Mr. Krebs, about that. Oh, my God. First off, that that's great i'm glad for health second off um i don't know why all all week i was thinking about spongebob i don't you saying mr krabs is the perfect bookend to my entire week i have no idea why mr krebs i don't know why i was just thinking about spongebob all week to the point i even tweeted i'm a goofy goober rock i don't like i don't know i don't know why. I was just thinking about Spongebob all week. To the point I even tweeted, I'm a goofy goober rock. I don't know why.

I can't even explain it. Spongebob's a good show. Oh, here it is. See, my past vitamin D. In 2019, it was 29.6. Last year, it was 40.4. This year, it's 55.4. You really are stepping up and becoming...

You're like the good version of every dude who became testosterone filled like you're not like a piece of shit you know you didn't become an awful person when you started lifting well i mean i'm not trying to become a bodybuilder i'm just trying to like not die you know like a good point touche i'm just trying to like stay healthy and that exercise and you know the thing is like it's like they say if you exercise too much that's not healthy because then you stress your body you know you're just running into the ground like you don't want that that's why there's so many times they're like oh they got sick but they were like they ran marathons so it's like running marathons isn't healthy i would know i watched a whole bunch of like get a letter from someone some sligo guardi who's gonna be like i

run marathons too bad they're wrong and they're entitled their opinion even if it is wrong damn i watched a video about it so i'm right um what bellary i mean i don't know it probably just depends it's probably person to person honestly that's what i've learned for like everything is just literally like health and just everything is just person to person based it's like what you mentioned with the you know taking the the edibles it's all person to person some people need to take more some don't have to take as much and some you know it hits you after like 30 minutes. Some takes like two hours. Some shouldn't take them at all. Just put it out there.

So, I mean, I'm sure there are some marathon people that are fine. But from what I've looked into as somebody who got super health conscious and just like looking at the exercise and all that, and just like looking at the exercise and all that the ideal amount of exercise is just like moderate exercise for like 20 30 minutes a day and then if you do over that it's like it tends to not be as good for you i saw a thing where a uh i was about to say exercise guru i'm not sure what i guess personal trainers are better. You're just saying an exorcist. It's not an exorcist guru. This guy was talking about how people make the mistake that they think they need to do exercise in like a 30-minute chunk in order to get sweaty. Right? He's like, no, no, no.

If you're going to do exercise like that, you can still do 10 minute chunks during the day. He's like, you know, you're going to eat your 30, do like 10 minutes on a machine and then do 10 minutes of this, 10 minutes of this. And that's your 30. And I was like, but that doesn't seem like it. Like the 30 minutes because I didn't get it. And then I looked it up and everyone was like, no, that's accurate. And I was like, I still don't understand how it works but I'll take it It's uh Cause I felt like the 30 like if you do 30 and it's in a row your body's like working up to a thing and you're like I'm in it now

And if you do 10 10 10 at different points during the day I feel like that's not the same but the science told me it was and so here i am being like all right i guess i mean okay so i'm looking at looking at stuff here it says signs of over exercising uh over exercising is typically encountering people who go from not exercising at all to trying to aggressively is a lot of problems. That's never going to be my problem. I'm never going to over-exercise. If you're elite athletes and stuff, you're probably

eating properly and being taken care of. It's probably not as bad as somebody just winging it because you're being managed properly. I don't know. To it because you're like being managed properly but like i don't know it's uh to me it feels like you know and it's like people like drive their car non-stop it's like sometimes you know you just it's probably better if you just drive the car the grocery store and back you know it's probably gonna last longer than if you drive it non-stop that's how i look at it i mean you are you are correct There's also always the conversation of

When you first get a car You're not supposed to immediately take it out on the highway You're supposed to drive it around And not just take it out over 50 I'm not sure if that's true Today with today's cars But it definitely was true In the past for sure

Like you didn't want to over exert The new parts yeah it's uh i don't know and again i could be completely wrong i'm just please don't take us as the authority on any of this we are trying to figure it out as we go along it's uh you know from what i've researched that's what i find but i mean you know like i said i'm just some guy also let's be clear research for cox and crendor show equals googling a thing or watching youtube video yes let's be very clear i don't want people to associate us with those people that are like i did my research it's like no you know you didn't at least i at least didn't

get it from facebook memes, all right? I watched an actual doctor talk about it with a real degree and not a chiropractor degree. Yes, yes, yes, yes. We did basic Google research. That is the big spaghetti. Okay. That Is The big spaghetti Okay Well speaking of food

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5.36 a.m. sunrise, 6.05 p.m. sunset. 10 day. 88. Partly to mostly cloudy with widely scattered showers or thunderstorms possible this afternoon. High. 88. Winds 10, 15 miles per hour. Chance of rain

30%. Tuesday. 89. Thunderstorms. Wednesday. 89. Thunderstorms. Thursday. 85. Thunder thunderstorms. Wednesday, 89 thunderstorms. Thursday, 85 thunderstorms. Friday, 87 thunderstorms. Saturday, 87 thunderstorms. Sunday, 87 thunderstorms.

Monday, 80 other thunderstorms. Yeah, that sounds right. Yeah, it's just thunderstorms. Thunderstorm. Yeah, that sounds right. Yeah, it's just thunderstorms. It's all thunderstorms. Fantastic. Good job, Woppy. Once again, coming through for it. Yeah.

All right. Let's go to sports. Sports. Welcome to the sports desk. We had divisional NFL playoff action. The Bengals beating the Titans. So the Cincinnati Bengals are going to the championship game. Woo.

The Rams. Blown away by this. Blown away by this. But there's one thing I know for sure the bungles will lose probably but i'm cheering for him now now rams taking down tom brady and the buccaneers it looked like tom brady's dark magic was coming back they tied the game after being down by 20 something points and then their buccaneers blew it at the end. Thank God. 49ers-Packers, 49ers win.

It was a shit show, and the Packers didn't do anything. It was fun for a bit, and then it wasn't fun. And then the Bills and Chiefs are currently playing tied 14-14. I'm hoping for a Bills-Bengals matchup because you can't go wrong. I would genuinely love that. Actually, yeah. Go Bills. Yeah, a Bills-Bengals matchup. Because you can't go wrong. I would genuinely love that. Actually, yeah. Go Bills. Yeah, go Bills. They're going to end up losing probably.

Let's see. Over in basketball, we got the Nets up the top. Bulls, Heat, Bucks in the top four. In the West, you got Suns, Warriors, Grizzlies, Jazz. Over in hockey, you've got the Panthers and the Lightning tied in first. Rangers with the Penguins right behind them. The Avalanche in first and the Golden Knights in first. And then in a week and a half, we have the Winter Olympics.

I can't believe it's so soon. That's crazy. I know. Yeah, it's like it does feel like the summer ones just ended, and now it's like here we are again. Honestly, I was just having a thought the other day, and now it might have been edible-fueled, but time, man. The last – I have a distinct memory of all these things I was up to thought the other day and now it might have been edible fueled but time man the last I

I have a distinct memory of all these things I was up to leading up to January 2020 and after that everything is a blur I realize time has no meaning in a pandemic world so that's

fun to recognize anyway in a pandemic world. So that's fun to recognize. Anyway. There's a lot of controversy as well around the Olympics being in China, but I just want to watch some curling, man. That's all I want. I just want to watch curling. Maybe a bobsled. I'm here for the curling.

We need to do a curling report. We need a curling report. We'll have a curling report when it happens. Good, good. I'm here for that. That's sports. All right. Let's go to our weird, fun, topic, fact of the day.

I don't know what to call it. I thought it was just a random fact of the day. All right, I guess. I mean, sometimes it's not random. That's pretty random. All right, well, then hit me with the random fact. Very rarely has it not been random, like Christmas facts. That wasn't really random. That's what I'm saying.

So sometimes I don't know what to... Anyway. Let's see. Okay, here we go. What's inside a Kit Kat? Broken Kit Kats that are damaged during production. They get ground up and go between the wafers inside along with cocoa and sugar. Wait, what?

So apparently broken Kit Kats are inside of Kit Kats. What? Is that? But then how do the first Kit Kats get made? I don't know. This is actually

a random fact. This is maybe one of my favorites what do you mean so they're put inside so clearly they're production errors I get that but there are there enough production errors to fit every new Kit Kat I guess maybe they used to not do it and maybe they were just like hey what, what if we just do this? And then they started doing it. That's like what I would guess. Well, maybe because it's the ingredients in between the wafers are pretty much what the rest of the Kit Kats made up of anyway. That they're like, oh, this is production.

So let's just, instead of throwing them out, grind them up and throw them back in. No one will notice because the fact is no one noticed. Let's see. Let's see. I of throwing them out, grind them up and throw them back in. No one will notice because the fact is, no one noticed. Let's see. Let's see. I got to check this. Let's see. There's a documentary originally aired 2015 episode of BBC Two's Inside the Factory, but the ground-up Kit Kat business came to light recently during a rerun of the episode.

Along the production line, a worker in the video explains that a pile of broken up chocolate bars will next be going into rework where they're used for fillings for the wafer it is well known that british chocolates don't always taste like their u.s counterparts and it is important to note that the bbc2 documentary was filmed in the york factory in uk which is run by nestle while hershey produces kit kats in the United States. Oh, so this might just be the British ones. You know what? It explains why I feel like all British candy is a little bit better.

Yeah. I don't know why. I don't know why it explains that, but I feel like it does. A lot of things over there just taste more real. I mean, that's the truth. That's a fact. It really is. Even like the Sod's the truth. That's a fact. It really is.

Even like the the sody pops, like the Coca-Cola, even that just tastes better. You know what I discovered the other day? Speaking of which, you know how I'm always on Mexican Coke.

I'm like, oh, it's so good. I've discovered that a lot of times now they aren't using real sugar anymore. They're using syrup now, which I think defeats the whole

purpose yeah of getting a mexican coke that's the whole point what the shit i know it's very aggravating people were like yeah read the bottle or the packaging carefully because sometimes you'll get it in the bottle and it will still just be the americanized version of coke instead of the mexican version i'm like That's dumb. That's stupid. Okay, cool. So now that's another thing I have to pretend like I'm going to stress out over. I've been drinking less Soty because I've been drinking more Papo Chico and the Waterloo Waterloo.

Yeah, I got one of those right beside me right now. Yeah, I like Waterloo. I like the watermelon and the strawberry. Good stuff. And that just helps curb that carbonation want i will say tuba chica will that will that will curb that thing is like do you like carbonation here i have so much of it oh yeah it's wild uh i like i tried the grapefruit one that was good yeah. Yeah. And the lime one's good. The thing is, like, I read some internet thing where they're like,

Tapo Chico has high amounts of some shit in it. I don't know. I was like, what's that mean? I read that as well. And for a while, I didn't drink it. And then one day I had some again. It was like, I don't care. What is it? Is this it pfas new study confirms measurable amounts of so-called pfa chemicals which are linked to adverse health effects 40 brains of bottled water and that sparkling water is more likely to include higher levels of the chemicals per and poly fluker

loopers are a group of man-made chemicals been used since the 40s to package shit okay like how much of it the out of drink for it don't like affect you I don't have questions

like who created this study because it seems to be targeting water and I want to know if it was like the Pepsi Corporation. Yeah. Is this like, I mean, they say it's in water, but like, is it in pop and stuff too? Like is it in other bottled stuff? They're saying that if it's in, if it's by the bottling process or the packaging process,

wouldn't that affect All packaged goods That are made the same way Right like bottling sparkling Water can't be any different than bottling A soda right Yeah I don't know And they still probably use the same Water cause they gotta use water right

Yeah that's what I'm saying I mean look the water That's in a Dasani is the same water they put In coke Yeah so I mean, look, the water that's in a Dasani is the same water they put in Coke. Yeah. So, I mean, like, you know. Let's see. It says the risk here is if you drink a can of Tapo Chico, not that you will be instantly stricken by something. The thing to take away from this is they are ubiquitous and included in some of the favorite beverages.

Whatever. Like I said, at first I was like, oh, I'm going to stop drinking. And then I went out, had one with like Mexican meal. It was like, F it. This is great. You know what? It's lovely. I'm fine.

Yeah. Yeah. Now, whatever. I don't care. So, yeah, that's your rate of fact fine. Yeah. Whatever. I don't care. So yeah, that's your right effect of the day. Alright. Well, just drop that. What is our

big news story of the day? Big news story of the day. The one we talked about earlier that I don't know if it's real that I think is fake. Man breaks into Burger King and drinks gallons of deep frying oil this has this has to be fake or or it wasn't hot oil but even though like all right take me away uh I mean, there's nothing. It was just a headline.

You can't find the story? Well, I Googled it, and I found a fact check thing. And it says, An article spreading online claims that a man broken the Burger King outlet drank 25 gallons of used frying oil is false. Despite the outlandish claim that 510- romeo carter broke into miami burger king to drink the oil everyone remains skeptical and rightly so the story is entirely fictional there is no romeo carter the mugshot is someone else and the entire story is designed to garner likes and shares on social media you know what's crazy about this i literally typed in man breaks into and then burking meme

popped up as an option i clicked it and this is you're totally right about this being a thing to garner likes on social media yeah there is a post in 2017 there's a post in 2021 this goes back years this is this this goes back in i'm i'm starting to see things that are saying 2016 So this Yeah this is definitely one of those Things that Comes around on the internet every so many years

And people just forget it and they're like Crazy But at least we do have a real Story That involves food and stuff. So this one is about Waffle House in Florida. Ah, this is definitely real. Florida man. A shirtless Florida man is behind bars after losing his temper over some bacon

in a Florida Waffle House. All of this temper over some bacon in a Florida waffle house. All of this rings totally true to me so far. According to investigators, Cape Coral police arrested 28-year-old Martin Alvarez on Wednesday after he had a meltdown over his bacon and how it should be cooked at Waffle House. at Waffle House. According to police, Alvarez was shirtless, yelling racial slurs at employees when they arrived, and when they attempted to arrest Alvarez, he resisted and was threatened with a taser.

According to police, Alvarez screamed, quote, You better cook the effing bacon right. Did he scream that at the police? I don't know. Did he think they were going to cook his bacon? Maybe that's why he thought they showed up there. Like, finally, someone can cook my bacon properly.

Alvarez faces charges of disorderly intoxication, resisting an officer, and simple assault. Alvarez is in the Lee County Jail and has a hearing on February 4th. It's stories like this That make me wonder about the back story Of before he got there Without a shirt And then he was like make me food And then was angry about the bacon

What was this dude's day like What brought him to this moment And I have a very good example of that Thought process carried out So on Reddit in my Again my favorite part of that thought process carried out. So on Reddit in my, again, my favorite part of Reddit, the public freak out, there was a guy in a smoothie shop and he was screaming up a storm just like, you damn kids. And he's swearing at him and he's getting racist as hell. And then he takes his smoothie and chucks it in the back of

this girl's head and they call the cops and the police show up and they arrest this guy and the internet found out that he's like a Merrill Lynch banker and all this stuff. And I was like, I got it. What brought this guy to this moment? There has to be information about this. And there was for the first time in a long time, there was information and it is exactly the kind of thing you would expect where basically I back traced this whole thing back to the beginning. It was beautiful. So I was like, okay, this guy comes in. What information do we know? Well,

he came in to complain that they gave him a smoothie with nuts in it and his son has a nut allergy. And so back tracing even more, I discovered that when he first ordered and left, he gave his son the smoothie. His son started to break out into like an allergic attack of some sort.

And so he had to rush his son to the hospital. So he was furious, came back to yell at the people who made the smoothie. Except he was like, I said, no nuts, no nuts, no. You almost killed my son. And that's why he was mad. But it turned out and this is the best part according to the video feed of when he ordered all he said was don't put peanut butter in it and i was like oh my god this is everything i could have wanted so he made the

initial mistake his son is in the hospital he came back and took his anger out on those girls and then uh the internet blew him up and now he's a former merrill lynch banker but uh yeah it was uh it's that kind of thing where i was like i need to know the whole story and that is something most news does not do and so every time we're on this damn show and we get a news story it's always like half the story and we're missing everything else and all i'm saying is that version learning the whole thing was so much better than like asshole guy throws a smoothie at a girl you know what i mean yeah there's always another story yes there was so much backstory i was like oh my god there was ups and downs and i was like on his

side for a minute and i was like whoa this guy's a minute. And then I was like, whoa, this guy's a dick. You know what I mean? Like, it's crazy. It's well, here's the thing, too. This dude got arrested at 8 a.m. So he was wasted. So he had a long last night. Yeah. Like, what is it?

Did he lose his shirt? Was like out in the swamp and like a gator stole his shirt. And he was like, oh, I need to get some bacon. I'm tired. Oh my God. The most important thing. Did they cook the bacon right or not? We'll never know. What does he consider right? You know what I mean? Bacon is

a spectrum. It is. Some people like it burns. Some people just want it slightly crispy. Some don't want it crispy at all. And depending on how new that bacon is. Yes. there's a lot of factors there's so many factors um i guess we'll never know we will never know they took that guy away they were like you know what we don't want to talk about it well that's uh that's the

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