Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 329 - Responsibilities? Who Needs'em!?

Episode Date: March 14, 2022

The boys are back and this time Jesse once again is over dating. Meanwhile Crendor is have heart palpitations and reviewing The Batman. In the news, Florida Man is at it again and apparently clickbait is the best way to get you to look up medical information. All this and we finally confront the worst plague in America: Daylight Savings Time. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://calm.com/cox to get 40% off a Calm Premium subscription!

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Hey. You had like a great beat there and I ruined it. A little bit, yeah. Eh, what are you going to do? What are you going to do? That's just life. How you doing? I am doing great.

I finally deleted Hinge. Thank God. The goof went on as long as it could. I don't know if it was this last, at some point this last week I deleted it, but up until then, there were three or four people that messaged me, and they seemed like nice people, and I was like, you know what, maybe I'll try this seriously. Screw it, I've been goofing on this thing. I might give it a shot.

And so I started talking to these people, and one by one, I got bored of them, which I think says a lot about me. But the conversations were just a lot of like them asking me a question. I'd ask them a question back. They'd answer in one sentence, then ask me a question. I'm like, we have, I'm trying real hard to have an actual conversation with you, and you're just asking me questions. And then this one woman wouldn't ever ask me a question. I'd just be like, yeah, I'd talk about myself, and I'd be like, so what about you?

And she'd just change the subject. I was like, all right, well, that's weird. And then another woman was just, yeah, everything's fine here. I'm just kind of bored. You know, I haven't been on a date in a while, and I'm thinking maybe now's the time to go date. I'm like, hey, you You know, I haven't been on a date in a while. I'm thinking maybe now's the time to go date. I'm like, hey, you know what? I would love to go on a date. And she's like, okay, well,

I think I'm free in three weeks. And I was like, what? No, no. I was like, this sucks. Once again, if anything, I've proven post-COVID dating sucks. I took time off from the last time i went dating just as bad

months did not change the outcome here i i think i i what i need in my life is someone who is both as crazy as me but also smart enough to know when not to be crazy And I don't think a person exists Unfortunately Yeah that's like Yeah so I'll go to the grave alone but it's alright I have a good time It's been fun so I'm not too worried We still have a good time

Yeah I was like oh come on It was bad Cause the whole thing is they message you with prompts And so this one Because again I connected my Instagram This one woman responds like bad like because the whole thing is they message you with prompts and so this one uh because again i connected my instagram this one woman responds like oh my god your parents seem so lovely and i respond yeah you know they're they're pretty great they're wacky this was a fun time to have with them it was literally response to the video that i did for final fantasy 14 wait so hold on when

you say prompts like it what do you you mean you have to respond with prompts? So basically, when you post a photo, you can. You don't have to, but in order to start conversations better, there are prompts that it puts in. So it'll be like, this is me on a Monday morning, and then you post a photo, right? Oh, I see. Or one of my favorite things to do is, and then you post a photo. Or a video. Or you write something. And so all I did was, I did all that stuff. But then at the very bottom I linked to my Instagram.

Because that's where all my photos came from. Because I'm very lazy when it comes to stuff like this. And the Instagram, the very first thing on it, is me and my parents doing that ad for Final Fantasy XIV. And so she responded to that. Not anything on my profile, but to that. And she said, and like her prompt to me was, your parents seem really nice or whatever the hell she said. And I responded back that, yeah, they're, they're pretty great. And, uh, you know, they're just parents and when we get goofy together and it's fun and

I'm, you know, I was happy to have them there and they got to see what my job was. And I tried to like be descriptive enough so that she would have stuff to come back to me with right to Continue the conversation. Yeah, and she came back to me with like Yeah, I just really laughed at the video your parents seem awesome Okay, so I responded and she's And then she starts She's like so what do you do what's your job And I was like oh well Paul Blart Mall Cop

Well I'm trying to get laid so I'm not going to say that But I'm also not going to be like I'm a YouTuber Because there's never a clearer way to turn someone off Unless they're into YouTube But you don't know that about people And so I was like I run a production company and we do fun stuff like this all the time. And I make video games and I've always other things.

But I'm dropping paragraphs of information. And she responds in one sentence lines, which to me as a person trying to figure out if I'm going to be into you is a big no, no. That's a red flag. Yeah, it was. It was like when you do an interview with a person and you're like, so what was it like out there? How was the game? Alright. And how do you think you played?

Pretty good. Like that. That's what it was like. It felt like that. That's a terrible feeling. Because it's all one-sided and you're putting in all this energy. So eventually I was like, nah, I'm good. I'm not going to respond. And I was waiting for her to hit me back up with a follow-up, you know? So I kept responding to her and then eventually

just stopped responding. So I hoped she would hit me with a question or anything. Three days go by nothing. I'm like, all right, delete. I got no time for this. And it's that, that was roughly what it was. If I wasn't asking or investing in the conversation, they were not invested in it as well. I guess I get it because as a woman on those sites, you probably have 80 guys hitting you up at once. So you're just going back and forth. That sucks. I don't want to be involved in that. I would rather have someone who wants to talk to me, who is like hitting me up because they care.

You know someone's into you when they just want to be around you or talk to you none of that happens on these things so that's like nah i'm out i ain't got time for this shit how do you know it wasn't another crypto bot doesn't don't know don't care they at least the crypto bot seemed to want to be around they wanted my money that's true they did yeah the crypto bot constantly sent me messages this person must have been real because they didn't give a shit like that after the first initial rush of them talking to me it's very obvious they were like all right well that was fun i was like this sucks this app sucks that makes you uh it makes me think though like if they're talking to so many different people then are the other people just

like do they respond the same way to them or do they respond in more depth to some maybe there's something they like more maybe they don't care about youtube but then someone else is like man i love rock climbing and they're like oh my god i love rock climbing and then they actually talk more about it sure i would have to imagine that's the case but most of the people messaging me aren't the rock climbing people you know what i mean like there are a lot of the time on that app it says like this person and you all of your things match you definitely should message them yeah and i go look at their profile and be like huge rock climber i love surfing and i was like no i don't know what this app thought that we had in common but no i'm not gonna go surfing with you no that's where sharks

live no thank you how else i feel like with those dating sites they would always i mean i haven't used one in like 10 years so i have no idea i don't even i haven't used the what do you call it the phone once thank god because i wouldn't want to be doing this uh but like i remember i think i used okay cupid like 11 years ago and i used it for like two days and then i deleted it and it was that same shit where they're like do you like horseback riding do you like this no it was a 99 match and it was like not a match at all and i was like this place sucks and i understand that being different having differences can make relationships fun because they can do stuff you like and you can do stuff that they like. And it makes the outings.

I get that. And I very much think that is something that is, you know, pretty fun in relationships. But if you don't have a base understanding, like if I'm a little bit country, I'm a little bit rock and roll. If that's where you're at, that's a rough place to start. You know what I mean? It's not easy. You need like something. You need like one thing at least.

Like one. Because then you can build out from there. And that's the problem is I was trying to find that example for the girl who messaged me about my parents. I was trying to find that. And every time I kept asking her more questions, she kept bringing it back to family. So I thought like, oh, maybe family is very important to her. So I kept asking her questions about her family. And every time she answered, it seems like she was estranged from her family, like the way she responded to things.

She's like, well, I don't see my parents that much. I'm like, what? So I was like, oh, maybe she's kind of looking for a guy who has a good relationship with his parents because she's looking for that as well. Right. She's looking for that found family thing. But we never got there because she'd write in one sentence is like, yeah, I mean, that's pretty cool. I was like, oh, my God. You suck.

You suck. So, yeah. And then my strategy was I get to a point where they were just not – the conversation was not going anywhere, and it was just stagnant. And I was like, if this was a real-life date, I would have been like, oh, what a waste of my time. So I just stopped responding, and my hope would be that these women would then respond to me because actually I'm looking for someone that – I hate that thing where it's like Alright you don't respond You make sure he texts you And then also you wait Three days to like that kind of

I'm over games I just want someone who knows what's up And so I just wait I'd be like alright I was the last message And uh she said That's cool or whatever the heck she said There was no follow-up, right? And then I just would wait and be like, all right, if they want to say something to me.

And they never did, ever. All three, never. And I was like, fine, bye. And then I kept deleting it. And then I noticed that it kept matching with people that I was like, I have no interest in this person at all at all they look so boring and i realize it's because i'm just getting older that most of the people like one of the people i matched with was a teacher and she seemed so much like she and i actually actually clicked i felt like we clicked i was like oh wow she seems amazing and she's like down the

road in l.a and then she's like she's like mind the way uh there there was no indication of this by the way of the next part on her profile at all she's like yeah you know it's really tough raising three kids by yourself and i was like whoa i was like one kid i might be able to be like you know what i could handle one kid. Maybe that's what I need in my life is someone who just has a kid already. And so I don't have to go through the whole like raising them from a baby. So I don't have to live that part, right? Right. I might love that.

But she's like, I got three kids. I was like, no. It's like not on her profile thing. Yeah. I was like, you can't just come out the gate with that a day after we start talking. Like, nah, nah. So I realized where i'm at in life it's i don't have that many options but let me tell you the options that were available on hinge sucked and i was like goodbye delete it's really all you got on hinge was almost crypto scammed and uh ignored yeah almost crypto scammed and ignored.

Yeah, almost crypto scammed, ignored. Here's the thing, there were a lot of very, very attractive women on there, but it would be like 27. I'm like, why is it giving me 27 year olds? The age difference is too dramatic. Like, here's

the thing. I mean, there's definitely people out there. You see, let me finish. All right. I would 100% sleep with a 27-year-old. That's not a problem. But would I date a 27-year-old? Not in your life.

I guess what I'm saying is there are 27-year-olds out there who want to get down to bone town, let me know, but I won't be dating. That's what I'm saying. Alright, checks out. I mean, we could date. We moved to Bone Town and that's all we did. That could be fun, but also I gotta talk to you about things.

That's a tombstone quote. I got to talk to you about things. I'll never – look, I'll never – this might have been 11 or 12 years ago. I'll never forget I hooked up with this girl, and after we were done, wink, I literally realized, like, oh, no. Oh, no. We have to talk about something, anything. She was dumb. Like, dumb.

Like, dumb. We need an example. We were in my living. This was, oh, my God, my very first apartment in LA. And this was, we were watching TV. And she said something about what was on TV. And it was, I don't remember what it was, but it was on the level of flat earth shit. And I was like, oh no.

I have made a terrible mistake. Was it on the level of like when we were at the museum and that girl was like, meteors? I don't think so. Imagine that, but said in, like, a valley girl voice. All right, yeah. Meteors? Like, it was that kind of where immediately. It wasn't, like, usually with me, when I'm in a relationship with someone,

I will give them a chance, sometimes way too many chances, and sometimes far too long. But this was an immediate like, nope, Jesse, wrap this situation up. Get her out of the apartment somehow. You gotta move on from this, buddy. You've made a mistake.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. All right. So, and this this again all these stories are another example of why i shall die alone some puzzle pieces are slowly coming together yeah yeah so how are you i'm doing all right oh yeah i remember i mentioned my heart palpitations I'm doing all right. Oh, yeah. Remember I mentioned my heart palpitations weeks ago?

Yes. I saw the doctor about it, and then he listened to my heart, and he was like, you don't got any clicks or gallops or whatever the shit you can hear on a stethoscope. So I was like, well, that's good. And then they did an EKG, and they're like, no, that looks fine. Isn't it amazing if he was like, no, you want gallops. You have no gallops. You're technically dead. if he was like, no, you want gallops.

You have no gallops. You're technically dead. And then he's like, I mean, yeah, you're probably fine. We could do the 24-hour monitor where they put the little electrodes on you and they watch you for 24 hours. So he's like, you can do that, but I think you're all right. And I was like, oh, okay. And honestly, I haven't really had him as much. I would love it if you're just, you're so

crendor that you are mistaking excitement for heart palpitations. You're like, I've never been so excited in my life. My heart is pounding so quickly. Yeah, well then I talked to my dad and my dad's like, I wore the monitor. I had it. I had

palpitations. Same thing. They found nothing. They found nothing. I was like, alright. I guess that runs in the family. That's such a weird thing to run in the family. Thankfully it doesn't gallop. No galloping in the family. So that was a thing.

Oh my god. Then the other week, I think I was going to bring this up last week but I forgot. So I had Metamucil but i don't think i drank drank enough water with it because you're supposed to when you have metamucil you like stir it up because it's like fiber right but i don't like where this story's going well i didn't drink enough water with it and so i just got so bloated and nauseous i was like oh that was a terrible terrible 24 hours of got so bloated and nauseous. I was like, oh, that was a terrible, terrible 24 hours of just feeling bloated and nauseous and like, oh, but I didn't throw up or anything. I was just, you just felt awful.

Don't do that. Happened to me the other day. Yeah. The other day, except not with Metamucil. I just for lunch had a buffalo chicken grilled cheese sandwich from this place up the street. Oh, my God. Delicious. At the time, so good.

It was like buffalo sauce, chicken, and grilled cheese is so good. Five hours later, I was like, what have I? Oh, Jesse, why? I think I inflated to like twice my size. I don't know what. I was like all gas. I couldn't move five feet without like toot, toot, toot. I don't know what was going on. I don't know what. I was like all gas. I couldn't move five feet without like toot toot toot. I don't know what was going on. I don't know what was in that sandwich.

But I was like oh no. It was rough man. The gas will get you. Yeah. It was a gassy gassy boy. You could have powered a small town on me. Some guys like bear. we're out of gas.

It's like, get the man. The man that ate that buffalo chicken grilled cheese. It's like, oh my God, someone ate that. Bring him in. They just hook you up. I don't know how they hook you up, but they hook you up. I don't want to think about that. That's all the tubes in the wrong place.

It would probably help you out. Get all the gas out. I mean, it would. It would. That's true. Yeah. So, yeah, that happened. I also watched a thing.

There's some dude who had to get his, like, he had a bowel obstruction. Had to get part of his colon removed because he just ate Metamucil on a sandwich. And he just kept eating it. Can I ask you a question? All right. This is exactly what this sounds like. When you drank that Metamucil and you felt bad, did you then go on the internet and look up the worst possible Metamucil things you could find? You would think that, but I actually watched this one like months ago.

Oh, okay. This is directly connected. You were like, am I actually watched this one, like, months ago. Oh, okay. I thought that this was directly connected. You were like, am I gonna die to Metamucil? And then that's the first thing that popped up. This guy was like, hey, cut part of me out. No, is that weird emu? What's it called? Where he does all the weird medical stories?

Something emu. And he's just like, this is what happened when this man ate a sandwich made of Metamucil. He put Metamucil on his sandwich, spreading it all over the sandwich. Chubby Emu? Yeah, that one. He just does a bunch of weird, like this man drank 45 energy drinks and this is what happened.

You're not even exaggerating on these titles. Yeah. A toddler drank his mom's essential oils. This is what happened. Woman drank 35% food grade hydrogen peroxide. This is what happened. Woman drank 35% food grade hydrogen peroxide. This is what happened. And newsflash. Most of the time, what happens is they die, almost die, or go through extreme pain.

I feel like there's a lesson to be learned here. They're like, oh, he ate like the entire bottle of gummies for vitamin gummies or whatever. And they're like, oh, they had calcium poisoning or something. I don't know. So, yeah, just don't do any of those things. I am blown away that there is a highly successful. I mean, I guess I shouldn't be. There's a highly successful YouTube channel that's like, don't do this dumb thing because this is what happened.

But I guess a lot of people want to know what happens yeah they do I mean I do yeah I'm over here like what did happen to that toddler who drank the mom's essential oils yeah like turned into an x-man those were essential the most uh

honestly he'd probably be more useful than some of the other X-Men, to be honest. There's some useless ones. This is, oh my God. I'm looking at them right now. This is amazing. A student ate 108 gummy antacids for breakfast. This is what happened. A man drank six glow sticks for dinner.

This is what happened. He's sitting around like, man, I'm hungry. What do we got around glow sticks? dinner this is what happens sitting around like man i'm hungry what do we got around glow sticks i gotta eat six of these amazing a woman ate 23 bananas after fasting for seven days this is what happened a tiktoker chugged eight scoops of pre-workout this is well first off it says don't do that yeah like i had a bad time having like one tablespoon or whatever it is of the metamucil and not drinking enough water this dude like had like probably 30 and didn't drink any like my god the wonders colon like blew up this is amazing and then he has like normal medicine wait what this is this is why i get caught with clickbait.

A grandma ate cookie dough for lunch every week. This is what happened. But the image is of a broken foot. Did she break her foot? What does that have to do with it? Now I'm interested. Now I need to know. He got me.

Got me. See, like, why are we doing this? We could be rich. We're really bad at this whole thing aren't we we suck at this yeah oh my god um so anyway that was my my metamucil story uh and then this is good uh we saw batman saw a new Batman. I loved it. I thought that was a great movie. Yeah, I thought it was good. I gave it like an 85%. I'll take it.

I'll take an 85%. I think there was some parts towards the end that I thought were a little fast. Yeah, I thought that too. But I guess when you're already at three hours, making it longer is kind of like, we probably shouldn't. My favorite parts of the movie that were the cheesiest were the dude from Westworld that kept being like, Jesus. I love. Actually, I was talking with Octo the other day about it, and that was his least favorite part. Because he was like, he seemed like a guy from a Key and Peele sketch.

And he's actually kind of right. But I don't care because I loved i loved the way he played gordon god damn batman i was like yeah jesus jesus and then my favorite i don't know if they did it just for fun at the end but then catwoman's like jesus i was like that's not your line she stole his line he stole his line and then uh i love how the penguin is like the most stereotypical italian man hey why is my pizza goes over there you think of the batman my absolute favorite part is him being like hey don't you speak spanish why do i want to speak spanish El Rata. And she was hilarious. I love that.

I love that scene. Yeah. So it was, I enjoyed it. I thought it was fun. And the Riddler was, I thought the Riddler guy was pretty good. Yeah. Paul Dano is like a really great actor. The problem is, is because he like looks like he should be doing a podcast.

He always gets put in like the squirreliest, nerdiest yeah he does look very nerdy oh yeah even him in the movie is really not that far off from him in real life they just gave him awful looking glasses but like if you move past that he looks roughly the same yeah he really does. Oh, man. And then I guess I wouldn't spoil the end, but they just like do different villains. You know what? I would be excited if they kept dropping, you know, like Thanos. They kept dropping, you know, like Thanos, how it was kind of like Thanos hints throughout most of the Avengers movies that eventually got to Thanos. Yeah.

I'd be very happy if they did things like, you know, Mr. Freeze, but like, you know, like a good one. Yeah. Not the like, I still need you. Yeah. What killed the dinosaurs? The ice age. Right.

You know. Yeah. Like an actual Good Mr. Freeze That has Yeah with like a good story And it's actually about him Trying to save his wife

And instead of him Just like with one liners And shit I think it'll be fun Or if they did The Court of Owls Like kind of a Lesser known

But equally cool Batman thing Stuff like that And then eventually They could get to some of the Like bigger ones that we know. I think that'd be,

I mean, there's some like clay face they couldn't do, but that would be fun. You know, there's a lot of Batman. He has a wide variety of rogues in his gallery and I don't think that they tap into them enough. I agree.

I think, you know, doing two face and Joker and like they're doing penguin anyway, but it feels like penguins a through line, which I think is very good. That he's kind of like not the main villain. He's just going to be there, which is fun. Yeah. Yeah, I like this.

I mean, overall, and I'm pretty picky with superhero movies, and I actually enjoyed it. So it was pretty good. Yeah, it was less superhero, more detective, which I love. I love that it was kind of a detective film. That's a chill vibe. And it was also some parts, dude, that one scene where he was standing in the background, that's scary as shit, like towards the beginning of the movie. Oh, yeah, that was.

Dude, I was like, is this a horror film, Batman movie? I was like, this is great. Yeah. So it was good stuff. We saw that. Let's see. What did I do? I mean, that was

pretty much most of the stuff I did, and then I just had this kind of... I've been feeling like I want to get stuff done I guess the spring coming in You know the spring cleaning vibe Yeah you actually have seasons so it's starting to warm up And it's starting to like You know you want to get outside and do stuff now

I feel that Yeah I'm just like I want to like clean I want to like organize I want to like Even like video wise I want to make videos I got to make more videos I got to do some stuff I got to make more videos. I got to do some stuff.

I got that vibe. Even my Patreon, I'm like, what is this place? I got to do more Patreon stuff. Yeah, I 100% have that vibe. Last night, in fact, I was laying in bed and I was like, I got to step it up, man. I'm doing so much stuff, but I'm just kind of doing it. You know what I mean like i'm just going through the motions i need to like find my fire and so i was in bed last night like i'm

doing this today tomorrow i'm waking up and i'm gonna kick some ass today i woke up and was like oh shit i don't make socks so instead of kicking ass i did laundry that sounds about right yeah that'll have i'm just like dude tomorrow oh, I'm going to do so many things. I'm going to make a Patreon thing. I'm going to do a video. I'm going to stream. I'm going to do this. And I wake up like, ah, my tummy kind of hurt.

I'm going to lay down. I was like, oh, man, I'm going to get up and do this stuff. I can't wait. Woke up, had no socks, so then I had to do laundry. And then I was like, oh, man, I need milk. So I went to the grocery store, and then I got back and was like, oh, man, I need milk. So I went to the grocery store. And then I got back and was like, all right, I can't wait. I'm going to go and do these podcasts and record a bunch of stuff.

I'm going to edit a bunch of stuff and get stuff done before Monday. And then it was like 2 in the afternoon. And I was like, oh, no, I have to do this thing for Chalumanati. So everything just stopped. That's my problem is I'm always like,, no, I have to do this thing for Chalumanati. So, like, everything just stopped. That's my problem is I'm always like, all right, I'm ready. And then I realize, oh, responsibilities. Like, okay, I guess I'll do it tomorrow. I hate responsibilities.

I know. What the hell? I saw a very funny tweet that it was was this video of this girl and she was like No I think I'm onto Conspiracy theory I just want to put this out there If you were born in the 80s or 90s This is like a Mandela effect thing

Do you remember a time Where we didn't have to pay for anything We didn't have bills And we could It's just like her listing off all these things. It's like, oh, you mean childhood. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, I remember that.

Honestly. I was lucky. I could live at home and make YouTube videos. And then be like, alright, I'm good now. I had that luxury. Some people, like my one friend, he just got kicked out of his house. Although he was smoking a lot of weed he didn't get kicked out yeah that was i i had i was very fortunate myself as well that after high school i left but it wasn't like you can never come home

it was like i left because i was like yo i'm I'm going to do this. So I got a job at a movie theater, and I, like, moved in with some friend, like that kind of stuff. And then, of course, I lost all of it and had to move back home anyway. So, you know. But for a while I was kind of doing my own thing, and that was great. And then, you know, my parents were there for college whenever I needed to, like, go home. And during, you know, one year of college I went, I went home rather than stay and move into a place because

my roommate at the time dropped out. So he's like, well, I can't afford rent anymore. So I had to leave my roommate. And I was like, well, I don't have a place to stay and I can't get back into the dorms. My parents were like, come on, move home. So I spent a year of college at home. Crazy stuff. Yeah, my my parents like that too it was like if you ever want to come home although now like married and stuff i don't think that

i don't think it goes well although yeah no they'd just be like you guys could have the guest room here's the thing my parents would absolutely do that as well but my dad would be like i don't want to catch you and your wife sleeping together What? Under my roof, separate beds Okay Okay dude It's going to be like the 1930s

In the Catholic church Yeah He has a very weird attitude about stuff like that It's strange And I don't know why Because it's not who he is as a person. But I guess he's trying to do right by me, but it's very weird. You know what else is weird?

Daylight savings time. Get rid of it. Get rid of it. Get rid of it. It's dumb. Just keep it how it is right now. We get our extra light. Okay?

When the winter hits, who cares? Just keep it going. We don't need it. Yeah, I don't our extra light. Okay? When the winter hits, who cares? Just keep it going. We don't need it. Yeah, I don't care if it's extra dark in the winter. What blows my mind is that everyone keeps saying, well, the farmers need it. Every farmer they ask is like, nah, that's just terrible. Yeah. Okay, there's got to be.

Okay, why do we need daylight savings? Let's see what some people say. The answer will not please you. I'm going to let you know. You're not going to be like, well, that's definitive. Okay. This says it saves energy. I guess they're saying because it's less dark, you will use less power to, you know, like if you move the hours, you'll use less power.

But that's still stupid. Because if it's darker, then you'll just like go to bed or, you know, I don't know. Let's see. We got five reasons why. Wait, if it's summer,

don't we use more energy for like air conditioning and shit? Yeah, probably. None of it makes sense, man. All right, this is five reasons we should keep it forever. Let's see what this person says. Here we go. Number five, lives would be saved.

What does that even mean? The evening rush hour is twice as fatal as the morning for various reasons. Far more people are on the road. Alcohol in drivers' bloodstreams. People are in a hurry to get home and children are enjoying outdoor unsupervised play. Fatal vehicle on pedestrian crashes increases threefold when the sun goes down. Daylight savings time brings an extra hour of sunlight into the evening to mitigate those risks. Standard time is precisely the opposite impact by moving sunlight into the morning.

Wait. Wait. Question. Whoa, whoa. Wait. That's what we want isn't it yeah wait why don't we just keep it the like when it when it uh falls back an hour yeah why don't we just keep it at that permanently then or wait no we'd keep it when it now when it goes ahead. Well, whatever. It doesn't matter. I don't care. Why don't we just pick one where there's more daylight than darkness and just go with that? Yeah, it'd be what we just did because we spring ahead, so we get more light, so we're saving daylight. So we're in daylight savings time, which is, oh, yeah, I guess this is an article for what we want. Okay, never mind. This article's good.

Did we just read a thing like, well, we, this guy's an idiot. Wait, no, no, he's on our side. Alright, here we go. They got this one's better. Okay, we got three pros and three cons. Pro. Daylight savings time, longer daylight hours, promotes safety, good for economy, and promotes active lifestyles.

Okay, those are three pros. Cons. Bad for your health. What? Wait, what? You can't say it's... What? Changing sleep patterns, even by an hour, goes against a person's natural circadian rhythms' negative consequences.

One study found that heart attacks increased 10%ay and tuesday following the springtime change researchers found an increase in cluster headaches uh what's the reason to get rid of it that's what that's the thing that's the reason to get rid of it go back to what are the three good things again really quickly longer daylight promotes safety it promotes good economy and it promotes active lifestyles because you go outside because it's bright so the active lifestyle bit is the healthy bit then they go on to say it hurts your health well it hurts because we have to go back and forth so when you change your circadian rhythm by an hour it throws everybody off especially like older people or people at more of a risk,

which is more of a reason. I agree, but they're saying more people are going to have heart attacks. So the counterbalance here is, well, you get outside more, you get some more exercise, or you have a heart attack. Yes. So why don't you just tell people, like, hey, we're setting a time. You have these hours. It's just a lot of work For not a lot of payoff

It's dumb we should just keep it how it is right now Keep the extra light move on Yeah We clearly are not the Authority in what's good or bad about this But even we know it's just dumb Yeah it's stupid I don't know how we haven't changed it yet.

Like, who's lobbying for this? We need the clock change. Like, what? I'm actually going to look that up. Who is lobbying for daylight savings? It's got to be the electric companies. The electric companies. Stakeholders of daylight savings time.

Oh, yeah. Give me something good. Daylight Savings Time's proponents. One of the strongest advocates for setting clocks ahead in the summer was turn-of-the-century Brit named I don't care about turn-of-the-century Brit guy. Wait, what?

Oh, interesting? Oh, interesting Oh, this checks out Alright Here are some of the people that lobby for it The golf industry The grills and charcoal industry The Clorox industry Because then there's all the cleaning that goes on

With maintaining grills and charcoals. Like, basically all the outdoors industries are kind of like, yeah, let's mess with the times. There's more daylight. But they would get more daylight anyway if we just got the daylight one. Yeah, look, agreed.

But I think because the way the sun changes and our distance to the sun, that there would be... Not the sun changes, the earth rotates in our distance. The way the sun... You know, the sun's got mood swings. But like our distance... Basically, eventually, there would be, no matter what, more darkness than daylight if we just didn't change anything. Ah, I see.

And so if we kept it is as it is now eventually there'll be more dark but then it go back to more light yeah exactly it's gonna do it anyway yeah and like wouldn't it just depend on when the darkness and the light is like i think when we fall back an hour in the winter it gets darker at like 4 30 p.m but it would get larger it would get darker at 5 30 p.m instead i think it would just be darker in the morning like who cares it's the morning just sleep oh here's some more stuff on it too many people choose to stay out later during this time period running errands for instance also virtually all retail outfits benefit so if you have a store you benefit because people can come out later and then people they drive so

that means like petroleum producing companies get benefit out of more driving during the daytime because like you said less people want to drive at night more accidents whatever so there's more daytime so i can understand why there's a ton of money involved in the whole, like, keep it going. Yeah. This sucks. It does suck. So, yeah. That's all I got.

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I have said this before. I'll say it again. I love just, I wake up, put it on, I'm laying there in bed, and she's just like, let's breathe. Let's just try breathing. And it's like 10 minutes of just, oh, I'm getting in the mood. And I'm telling you, just breathing, you forget to do that. Just to like suck in a bunch of air to start your day. It changes your morning.

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Someone's got to get out go to traffic out there. Oh, boy. Traffic out there is traffic-y because it is more daylight, people going outside, just like we said. And it's getting wacky wild. It's getting warmer. So a lot of traffic out there, big-time traffic. Also, okay, what was I going to say? Elden Ring, am I right?

You are right. Back to you. Yeah, you are correct. Elden Ring. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's right. You played Elden Ring. I almost forgot.

Yeah, it was beautiful. Fun time. Explored. At one point, Gerard and Octo both came and like helped me murder a castle and I found a new spell that shoots black fireballs come on black fireballs that's where it's at so life is great I've continued my pacifist run

44 hours in and I've had even more people help me kill stuff as well as my plus 10 summon that I just bust out and I buff him up and he goes and tries to kill stuff it's pretty good that's amazing that's very good yeah so again I still get people being like Crandor I thought you weren't gonna play this game

and I'm like I'm kind of not yeah you're experiencing it man that's all I want I just want to experience I want to explore I'm in the same boat octo's like all right we're gonna go over here and kill this thing i'm like what if i went over here and saw what this was instead he's like oh my god that's what it's about you gotta explore yeah having a good time yeah that's uh that's the traffic okay let's go to weather. All right, let's see. Do we have any weather requests? I was looking through the comments for a weather request, and someone said the show is like comforting soup. Not necessarily good, but it is reliable and brings comfort.

I wouldn't even say the show's reliable honestly that is both the most accurate and most heartbreaking thing i've ever heard this show isn't great but you know what it's like soup your mom makes you say you like it anyway someone says this isn't an apple podcast also yeah i don you know what? It's like soup your mom makes. You say you like it anyway. Someone says this isn't an Apple podcast. Also, yeah, I don't know what happened, but people were like, It's not going up on Apple Spotify. Whatever, all right? I can tell you what happened. So when I uploaded the video originally, the last episode,

there was a part of the video that, or video, the audio, that was not rendered or something. So, like, if you looked at the timeline there was like 30 seconds there was nothing there and i went and looked at the file and it was there it was working so then i just there's a button on soundcloud that says re-upload file so i re-uploaded the file and i think what ended up happening is even though on soundcloud it was still there and and nothing had changed and the file was different, the RSS feed that sends out to iTunes or Spotify or whatever, that deleted the episode.

And so then later in the week I re-uploaded it after you messaged me like, bro, it's not up. It's up now. It should be at least. There should be one called re-uploaded. All right. Fantastic. So there you go. Now you know the behind the scenes of our awesome workings here in the podcast yeah and if you missed last week go listen to it now because there you go yeah or you go on the youtube

i don't know what i just said um there's also a comment someone just just says, I don't agree with Jesse. That's all I said. In general? Someone commented and said, I'm what? They never responded. They just said, I don't agree. You know what? It's all right. You want to be the first.

I like the honesty, though. I don't agree with Jesse. That's just it. So I found one weather request. They want Trenton, New Jersey. All right. Yeah, great. Trenton, New Jersey.

I'll bust out the WAPI for this one. Come on. Bob, I have to make 31 degrees Fahrenheit. Cloudy day. 36 night. 31 degrees Fahrenheit. Cloudy day. 36. Night. 28. Weather.

Today. Trenton, New Jersey. 31 degrees Fahrenheit. High. Low. 28. Humidity. 54%.

Pressure. 30.26 inches. Visibility. 10 miles. Wind. 2 miles per hour. Sunrise. 7.13 a.m. Sunrise, 7.13 a.m. Sunset, 7.03 p.m.

Dewpoint, 17. UV index, 0. Moon phase, waxing gibbous. 10 day, Monday, 58 degrees. Mostly sunny. Tuesday, 66. Partly cloudy. Wednesday, mostly sunny tuesday 66 partly cloudy wednesday mostly sunny 67 thursday 60 degrees showers friday 72 partly cloudy saturday showers 63 sunday 56 degrees partly cloud

we still need to get that guy fixed. Alright. Alright. Let's go to sports. Sports. Sports time. So big sports news that broke today. Tom Brady has unretired. Of course

that was going to happen. Yep. He was retired for a little under two months and he's coming back. Who's he going to play for? He's going back to the Buccaneers again. How do you think that happened? What do you think happened there? He probably just, after six weeks or whatever,

he's just like, man, I'm bored. It's still the offseason. You're allowed to be bored. If he, during the next season, was like, yeah, shoot, I wish I was playing. That would make sense. He preempted his own boredom by being like, no, I ain't going to let it happen. He probably talked with his family and was like, hey,

do you guys care if I play another year or something? They're probably whatever. In my head, it's like he spent six weeks with his family and then was like, no, I'd rather be playing football. This is coming from a guy who got dumped by a bot so you know whatever but yeah that's true um so that was the the big big story then uh we also have nba standings we got the miami heat up at the top 76ers bucks right behind then we got the Bulls then the Celtics then the Cavs and Raptors Nets Hornets Hawks then we have the West which is the Suns who've already clinched a playoff spot the Grizzlies the Warriors the Jazz the Mavericks the Nuggets the Timberwolves

Clippers Lakers and Pelicans uh Pelicans man New Orleans Pelicans um then we had baseball news that's right baseball will return after their big lockout thing so uh baseball will be coming back because some people thought it wasn't gonna happen but it is and it'll be starting up i believe thursday for spring training and then the new season will be happening shortly after so baseball they're gonna fit in all 8 000 games uh then we had are they really doing that that's like a bunch of double headers uh well i guess they didn't miss too much time from their lockout thing. We'll see. Yeah, we'll see.

Where am I? Hockey! Panthers up at the top with the Lightning. You got the Hurricanes with the Penguins behind them. You got the Avalanche way up there. And then you got the Calgary Flames with the Kings right there. And then you got the Calgary Flames with the Kings right behind. And those are the main hockey teams.

And, oh, yeah, March Madness. I think March Madness actually starts this week. Hold on. The madness is here. The madness is here. I always love doing a bracket. Yeah, it starts on Tuesday. I'm going to let you know.

I think the brackets are actually more fun than actual March Madness. The brackets. And then going to a bar and eating a buffalo chicken sandwich with a beer is more fun than actual March Madness. Yeah, that's part of the fun. There's so many games happening, and then you get your beer, you get your buffalo chicken, you get your stomach pain and bloating i pay extra for that you just it's a good time and then you do your bracket and you have no idea what teams are good outside of like a couple of them and you're

like uh who's this longwood against tennessee i gotta go longwood you gotta go in longwood every time you see those two yeah you gotta go go Longwood. Got to go Longwood. So, yeah, pretty much. That's part of the fun. So it'll be madness. And this is the sports. All right. What is our fact of the day?

This fact is going to blow your mind. Are you ready? I mean, I'm ready. We'll see. There's a device that creates energy from snowfall. What? Yeah, I didn't know this. All right, let's see.

How does that... Is it the water? Because snowfall, it doesn't seem like there's a lot of potential energy in snow lightly falling. I don't know. I guess we'll find out. Here go it's pretty darn impressive that scientists have been able to harness energy from the sun wind and water providing us with all kinds of alternative sources of power and now they've managed to create energy from snowfall according to a 2019 study in

the journal nano energy engineers and chemists from the university of california los angeles the place with the most snow have developed a device made of silicone that can harness a charge from static electricity snow is positively charged and gives up electrons while silicone is negatively charged and accepts electrons so as the snow lands on the silicone a charge is produced and then captured think of it like a spark of energy you create when you rub a balloon against your hair. What? Yeah. That's fascinating. Why?

Okay. What? Snow energy. Is anybody doing anything with this? Everybody references this 2019 study but like nobody's done anything with maybe it's not maybe it's like one of those things where they talk about we found a new thing and we're gonna test it a bunch and until we have the tests run we really aren't doing anything with it yet like that kind of thing yeah that's probably what it is because

i mean it's been like what two and a half years since this study. There's got to be some stuff. But that's like all I can find. Either way, I guess we can use any weather for energy at this point. I mean, hey, that is one of the signs of us progressing as a civilization. Like, the ability to harness the planet in unexpected ways. Like, stop hurricanes and stuff. Yeah, that is true. So hey, here's to the future. Thumbs up. Yeah.

Thumbs up to the future. Nice. All the thumbs. So many thumbs. All right. That's the fact of the day. Big news story. Hit us. Let's go. Big news story. This one we've gotten tweeted. I've seen it. Here we go. Hit us. Let's go. Big news story. This one, we've gotten tweeted.

I've seen it. Here we go. Florida man asks police to test meth for authenticity. Well, I mean, if you're going to go to anyone, the police, they would know. That's true. They would know. Officers said they would be happy to test the authenticity of illegal narcotics for anyone else who might be questioning what they purchased. A Florida man.

A Florida man. I knew this. I knew this story was going. A Florida man. Yeah. A Florida man was arrested after he called police and asked them to test his methamphetamines authenticity. Thomas Eugene Colucci of Spring Hill called the Hernando County Sheriff's Office on Thursday asking for officers to test meth he had recently purchased. Colucci told officers he was, quote, an experienced drug user and believed he had been sold bath

salts instead of meth. They said he told police he knew what it should feel like and the substance wasn't producing the desired effect see he knew something was up he knew something was up he should have helped him the police should have helped him out calucci said he wanted the police to test the meth so others wouldn't buy fake meth from the person who sold it to him he's looking out for the community i don't understand the problem here yeah all right this guy he's just this guy's a friendly meth guy and he probably bought it from like you know tito watts or some shit tito watts making a surprising amount of money off florida man he is uh they tested it

and found out it was meth so and then what happened what happened? Did they arrest him? They arrested Colucci and took him to a hospital for a medical evaluation before they took him to the detention center. They thought he was crazy? They were like, we got it. This guy must be crazy. No, this dude was like, look, I bought these drugs. Something's off about them. I want to make sure no one else buys these drugs.

Dude is trying to help the community and he's addicted to meth i mean he's better than most actual like non-meth users i mean here's the thing i'd agree with you if you took it to them and they're like you know what you're right this isn't meth but it was meth but even if but but i guarantee they'd still arrest him if it was like not meth and they were like like, well, dude, you were trying to buy meth. That's a crime. They probably would. But I'm just saying it was still meth.

He was a bad meth connoisseur. He didn't. He couldn't figure it out. Like this was actually meth. He said he knew what it should feel like. Does that mean he's just like, you know know he's not as good of knowing as he thought he was i guess i'm disappointed i really i really want it to be like this dude right here he's you know what he he's drug addict but that doesn't mean he's a bad person that's all i'm

saying yeah i mean yeah i don't think you should go to jail i think you should go like rehab or something yeah i don't know seems like jail is jail. I think you should go, like, rehab or something. Yeah, I don't know. Seems like jail is the bad option there, but here we are. It does seem like it's still like, eh, we don't want to deal with this person. Just throw him in there instead of actually, you know, helping him. That sucks. That does suck.

That sucks. Well, that's pretty much the story. I guess it kind of sucks. All right. Well, that's pretty much the story I guess it kind of sucks all right well that's it for us thank you so much for listening or watching or however you enjoy this podcast you know even if you don't enjoy it and it's more like a soup that you have to eat at dinner time whatever Krendor

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