Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 397 - Hurricane + Earthquake = Normal Day In LA
Episode Date: August 21, 2023The boys are back and as Hurricane Hilary barrels towards Los Angles, Jesse regales Crendor with stories of his wacky town. Meanwhile Crendor heads to the Renn Faire one last time for the year. Then i...n Atlanta a robbery goes REALLY wrong and potatoes earn frequent flier miles. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor Go to http://hellofresh.com/50cox and use code 50cox for 50% off plus free shipping.
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Hello everybody and welcome to another episode of Gax and Grendor in the morning.
Gax and Grendor in the morning.
That's true.
It's us.
Although it may not be morning.
I mean, it's like two thirds true. It's us. Although, it may not be morning. I mean, it's like... That's true.
Two-thirds true.
Potentially. Yeah. It really just depends.
It always depends where you are.
I never knew if it's like Cox and Crandor in the morning like we're in the morning or you're in the morning.
Right? Really,
it's on you. Yeah. Listener?
It's on you. Yeah.
Really, it's on the listener. That's what you bring
to this. Cox and Crandor, that's us.
In the morning, that's your thing.
You got to handle that.
Yeah, you got to handle it.
Yeah, exactly.
Speaking of handling it, you're getting hit by the old LA hurricane.
I am handling it.
Yeah, it's been a trip.
So nothing yesterday.
Totally just a normal day.
Everything was fine. people out and about
Today, people still out and about
Rain started at
Like 10am here in LA
What did I just say? 10am here in LA
10am
It's been a day
I will say, I don't know if it's the pressure
Or whatever it is
But barometric pressure, it's something
But my head feels like compressed.
It's an uncomfortable feeling.
Either way, the weather started raining.
Not really that bad.
Just sort of rain, and it's been that way all day.
And in some areas of California, that's bad
because a lot of rain in a desert isn't a good thing.
But most of the time time it's just rain.
LA's doing pretty good. The LA River is like
actually a river now. However,
I don't know, maybe around
5 o'clock it stopped raining and everything
seemed fine and I was like, oh wow, this isn't even that bad.
And then around 7pm
it picked up.
And now it is windy
and raining and it actually looks
outside like, oh yeah, no, that's what I thought this would look like.
So I think we finally are getting it.
Out of curiosity, what's the L.A. River look like before this?
Not a river. It looks like sort of a concrete basin under a bunch of bridges.
So it's not really a river.
Yeah, I mean, it is, but it's not.
So it's not really a river Yeah I mean it is
But it's not
So it's basically the
Excess water flow
From sewers and whatever
And the ocean
And it's what keeps us from being flooded
I think
I don't know the rules
I don't know the history of the LA river at all
I just know that 90% of the time there's no water in it
And then when it rains really badly or there's
some crazy surf, there's water in it.
And it's the reason why I assume
a lot of the homes aren't flooded.
Yes, Angeles
River. I gotta see this. This sounds...
I think I know... Oh, yeah.
I feel like I've seen this in movies.
I mean, you've definitely driven past it. Oh, you've seen it
in movies too because there's car chases and stuff in it
all the time. That's what I thought. Yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah and if you could drive a car in it that
means there's no water um but for the most part it's it's kind of abandoned and except for i guess
homeless that live there and trash people throw down there into the concrete yeah but when it
rains you know in december when everyone else is getting snow we get a lot of rain for like a week
and during that week it floods the river
and you know it isn't terrible
but it can get crazy down there
I saw some people on the news
standing by it like looking at it
they're like wow that's crazy
it's like what are you doing bro
like I just wanted to see it
I've never seen it have water before
it's like okay okay, all right.
Wow, the river really has water in it.
This is crazy.
There was a guy on the news.
The news interviewer person was standing by the river.
There's a guy.
He has a shirt that has a bunch of rubber ducks on it,
shorts and sandals and a hat, like a Batman hat.
He's sitting there and he's like, yeah, you know, I'm back from the East Coast and we
never really get weather like this here.
So, you know, I figured I'd go for a walk, check the place out.
I'm like, bro, you walking in sandals in the middle of a storm?
LA's wild, man.
LA's crazy.
There was a guy on the news.
His name was like Thaddeus.
And he had, he basically looked like blonde alex uh yeah except
without a beard so imagine alex no beard long blonde hair in a hat that said like trucker for
life standing outside of a um beauty salon and they're like what are you doing here and he's
like well this is usually where i get my candles and i was first off what he's like it was usually
where i get my candles and i figured maybe if first off, what? He's like, it was usually where I get my candles.
And I figured maybe if it's crazy tonight,
I should just get my candles and, you know, be prepared.
But there's a sign behind him that says,
store closed due to earthquake mess.
Yeah, by the way, spoiler,
we had an earthquake today during a hurricane.
What?
I didn't know that.
Yep, we had an earthquake.
It was amazing.
I was sitting here, I don't know, 2 or 3 p.m., whatever I tweeted about it.
I made a tweet.
And yeah, it was raining outside and everyone was bracing for the hurricane.
And then literally everything, it was a 5.0.
I don't know what that means.
I don't get earthquakes.
It's like it shakes.
Stuff shakes, but it's not life-threatening.
Ah, okay.
And so my entire, I mean, you know, I say that generally life-threatening. Ah, okay. And so my entire...
I mean, you know, I say that generally.
If there are people who died, my apologies.
But, you know, like, the whole thing shakes.
My apartment shook.
But nothing, like, fell off the walls or nothing broke.
Also, I wasn't near the epicenter.
Yeah, like, it's a pretty standard earthquake for you.
Yeah, I saw some videos of the epicenter of it.
Like, a video of a bar.
And some of the bottles fell off the wall.
But, like, it wasn't terrible.
Like, nothing collapsed or anything.
And so I was sitting here watching TV while it happened, and I just chuckled to myself, like, well, of course.
Well, of course this would happen.
We'd get two in one.
Yeah, it's like numerous catastrophes in one day.
I mean, yeah.
There's also fires and stuff. If anything, people posting all those Pokemon clips
of all the, like,
water, fire,
Earth Pokemon fighting,
very accurate.
That was pretty funny.
Yeah.
So it's been whatever.
It's dark out now,
so I can't really see anything.
But I know it's raining
because my parents were like,
hey, come over and have dinner. I was like so I walked over my parents house uh and it wasn't
raining when I walked over which was wild because I thought it'd be crazy brought an umbrella fine
ate dinner with my parents watched the news my parents have these mints that are delicious so
I had one of those and was like sucking on that thing for like 45 minutes. It was great. And then walked home.
The minute I stepped outside to go home and the way I knew like, oh, my God, wait.
We didn't.
What we saw today was nothing.
I walked outside and it was coming down sideways through the rain.
I had my umbrella and it was hitting me from the side.
I'm like, how's that even possible?
And so, yeah, thankfully it's that even possible? And so. Yeah. I. Thankfully.
It's not that far of a walk.
And then I.
I got home.
And changed.
Because I was soaking wet.
And.
Yeah.
Now I'm doing this with you.
But.
Apparently.
It's just starting now.
And it's going to be bad.
In LA.
Overnight.
But.
I see.
I guess it's a very slow moving storm.
I mean. I don't know the rules. a very slow moving storm. I mean,
I don't know the rules.
It could be fast moving,
but a lot of rain,
basically it's moving at a speed in which we're going to get two and a half inches over the next few hours.
Oh,
I see.
So it's moving slow.
So it's like a lot of rain happens all at one or kind of just,
it keeps raining because it's not moving.
Yeah.
The dangerous flash floods,
things like that.
Like a lot of rain.
It isn't like wind's going to knock over your house.
It's more of your car getting swept away by water.
That kind of thing.
I think that's what people are concerned about.
Yeah, that's it.
Plus, like, isn't with the valley or whatever, don't you get like mudslides and stuff?
Not us, but around us.
It's actually fascinating.
I was watching on the news the valley that L.A. is in.
Like, there's a lot of, you know, places in the desert and mountains and stuff around L.A.
But that valley L.A. is in for some reason because the mountains.
And I say for some reason because I just don't know the scientific nature of it.
But all of the heavy winds and all of the heavy rain are kind of, like, moving around it.
It, like, hits the mountains and is like, no, I'm good.
And, like like moves away so the areas around us like in the desert to the east and to the
mountain areas to the north mostly if you're driving like the path from la to vegas that
place is getting destroyed they're getting that's like the eye of it they're getting hit uh but la's
you know we're getting a lot of rain and um I'm a little more concerned about people than I am the weather right now.
Because, you know, L.A. people are crazy.
Are they like going to the grocery stores and like buying shit up and stuff or what?
Dude, I went over to my parents' house at 5 p.m.
There were cars in the street.
There were people walking around.
Again, there was no rain at the time
But it felt weird
Like you could see the clouds
It almost felt like we were in the eye
But we clearly weren't in the eye
We were just in a pocket of no rain
But it was weird it felt weird
It was both hot and moist and damp
But also everything was wet on the ground
But the sky was kind of clear
It was bizarre But people were out people were driving around moist and damp, but also everything was wet on the ground, but the sky was kind of clear.
It was bizarre.
But people were out.
People were driving around.
I don't know why.
There were some streets that were clearly flooded,
and people were just driving through them.
I'm like, yo, that's how you ruin your car, dude.
What are you doing? It definitely is.
Yeah, can't you just mess up the engine
and just everything?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
All that water up in there i mean you know
combustion needs fire to you know it's a combustion unless you i was about to say unless
you have an electric car but i imagine water's not great for an electric car either so yeah
it's probably better to just not go that way but they're probably like i gotta go this way
yeah i was talking with um the starbucks near me I was there the other day and I was like
yo do you guys have the weekend off and they're like no we'll be here so if you see us floating
down the street try to save us I was like oh my god yeah so I guess most people did not
care I don't know it's LA man we've never really had this before I was listening to the radio and
a guy was like the last time la had a
hurricane hitler was alive and i'm like why would you say it like that it's like all right sure
i mean it made you remember it it did i mean it made me remember remember it for how weird it was
but yeah you know weird thing to say he could have said since the 40s but he's like no
hitler was alive like oh all right okay weird thing to say yeah well at least you know it's uh
it's gonna be a fun well at least i guess for you it'll be a fun experience it doesn't seem
like you're gonna get hit that hard but maybe your power go out or something or something bad's gonna happen maybe i heard a lot of areas around here the power went out but i think man i i don't know
if i told you this but it is definitely a jesse story through and through a few months back maybe
like two months ago i was recording scary game squad and we finished up at like 1am And I drive home Get to my block
And there's maybe 16
Power department trucks
I'm like what the hell
That's when I realize the entire street
Is completely pitch black
Just dark
Like what happened
So I think okay well the power's out that's no good
Get to my apartment
Realize oh wait the giant gate
that lets me into the garage will not open if the power's out so i go down to the end of the street
and i ask the guys hey what's what's going on and i look behind them they're underground because the
street that i'm on all the power lines are underground right instead of above ground and uh the guys are down
underground working and there is literally it looks like there's a fire like smoke coming up
from this hole in the ground yeah there's guys in complete full like i would not say costumes but
you know like fire protection gear going down on there i was like um what's um, what's going on here? Like, oh, yeah, something exploded.
So we're going to be repairing and reinstalling everything.
We got to bring a new, like, transfusamagizer down here.
We got to do all.
I was like, okay.
Do you know how long it's going to take?
It's like, ah, it could be all night.
I'm like, oh, my God.
So it's 1 a.m.
Clearly I have stuff to do in the morning.
But I'm sitting outside my apartment in my car
Listening to the radio just eyes closed
Hoping they'll get done soon
Because I can't get in and I can't park
And more importantly I can't just walk in
Because the doors
Are also bolt locked
With you know some
Program thing
So I'm just stuck in the car
Cool awesome
So at this point the security
guy comes up in his little like security vehicle and he knocks on my window because i'm sleeping
in the car and he's like hey what's going on i'm like i can't get in dude he's like oh geez have
you tried the door i'm like yeah man i've lived here forever i've tried the door i did all this
he's like oh geez all right well, I guess. And like drives off.
I'm like, okay, cool.
And then random people are coming in.
Like, you know, party kids are finally coming home at like 2 a.m.
And they're like, dude, what's going on, man?
Like, I guess there was a fire or something.
So I must have been there till 3 in the morning.
Finally got into my apartment and like called the office.
Like, hey, guys, I'm just going to be late tomorrow.
Hung up.
I think
the good news is that
while a lot of places around us are losing
power, because they just
refixed
and retransmogrified everything
under there, because they had to replace
it all, it's probably the newest, best
equipment, so we're fine at the moment. That pretty good then yeah i think we're fine but fingers crossed
i like how that's your logic too like they got the top tier transmogrification there's no way
this breaks down though i mean fingers crossed dude you know it could very well it is underground
and water does oh my god speaking of water i was about to say water does go down, but like, holy crap.
There was a woman on the news and this is why I love local news.
Oh my God.
It's always so good.
There's a woman on the news they were interviewing and she and her husband, they're like, we
live in the mountains and we were shocked that when we came down the mountain, there
was more water down here than there was up in the mountain.
And I'm just like, yeah, cause water flows down flows down downhill like how is that a shock to you yeah they were like we got
down to the bottom of the mountain water's everywhere i'm like yeah that's how it works
i can't believe it gravity i can't believe it like we our home was fine we get down here
streets are flooded like yeah that's because all your water
flowed down here
that is uh it truly is crazy back to you in the studio yeah there's a lot of um delay you know
that kind of thing where there's one guy driving which is crazy to me there's a guy driving and
they're like all right we're now going to Chip in his car
And they cut to Chip and he's driving
And it's like a good 30 seconds before he turns and goes
Driving now on the 18
Heading from one part of San Diego
To the other and it's like dude
You're doing a news report while driving
What are you doing
It's like the weather channel they do like crazy stuff
They're just like we're in the middle of a storm right now
And there's like trees and shit There's do that crazy stuff. They're just like, we're in the middle of a storm right now. There's like trees and shit.
There's like branches flying past them.
They're just like, I just got hit with a branch.
It's just like, what?
They tried to do that in LA.
There was a woman on a beach.
And she's like, it's really starting to hit San Diego very badly.
And in the background, it's raining.
But there's just like birds
walking around.
It does not look threatening at all.
There was one shot
I saw on the news where they were like,
Huntington Beach.
It is getting very bad here. And there's like
four kids walking up from the beach
holding coffees.
It's getting crazy here.
Everybody gotta watch out. They were clearly news hyping it
you know what i mean yeah where they were just like really sensationalizing the whole thing
and this is people in the background like driving sipping coffee talking to each other like okay
all right it's clearly not that bad yet i notice uh they do that a lot more than they used to now
especially though it'll just be like some random like even here they'll have like some generic snowstorm that like doesn't even it's
not even that bad get like five inches of snow like it's called storm sam so that it's gonna
be cray and you're just like it's just like it's a nothing day you're like all right whatever
so do you have i remember when i lived in buffalo i don't know if they do this anymore but it felt
like the most sensationalist BS.
It might be real, but it always seemed crazy to me.
Yeah.
They had 16 inches of thundersnow.
Do you have thundersnow?
I have seen thundersnow.
What a goofy ass.
Have you not seen thundersnow?
It's a thunderstorm, but it's just cold.
Wait, what? Isn't that what it is? Thundersnow? It's a thunderstorm, but it's just cold. Wait, what?
Isn't that what it is? Thundersnow?
Isn't that what it is? It's just weird
because normally when it thunders
and lightnings and stuff, it's like
warm out, but yeah, it's like snowing
and thundering, so it's
just kind of weird, but like
there's nothing like super
crazy about it. You're just like oh that sounds terrifying
thundersnow sounds way worse it does and when in reality it's just snowing and you're some
thunder and you're like oh that's kind of weird anyway yeah it's like when someone says
there's fire a lot of wind we could end up with a fire tornado you're like no stop although fire
tornado sounds insane you imagine you see a tornado you see a normal tornado you're like no stop although fire tornado sounds the same you imagine you see a tornado you
see a normal tornado you're like oh shit you see a fire tornado tornado yeah i guess that happens
in wildfires but it's not huge but it's like you can get caught up in like backdraft shit and then
the fire whirls around and it makes sort of like a fire tornado but it's not like
you know we're not vision we're not getting what we're visualizing
right a giant massive fire tornado sweeping across the country that doesn't happen plus like
that could like pick up shit and like set it on fire and throw it like pick up old man jenkins
house then sets it on fire and all the little like throws it out the other houses yeah devastating
yeah it's crazy one of the things I think is interesting about hurricanes is
when they pick up stuff. Like in the
Amazon, they found a whale.
And everyone was like, how'd the whale get there? And it was a hurricane.
Picked the whale up and threw it into the Amazon,
dude. Yeah. That's crazy.
Weather's wild. If you think you have
any control, that's why today I was like,
alright, we got a hurricane and an earthquake, yeah,
okay. What am I gonna do
about it? Nothing.
Well, while you're doing that,
we went to the Renaissance Fair for the last time this year.
I saw your photo of you,
and I assumed the witch who gave you all your powers.
Yeah, they actually had numerous little, like,
thrones you could sit in.
Why did you pick the witch one?
Well, I picked the witch one because i thought it was just funny
it was there was uh a the which one there was a the shit is this one a pegasus or a unicorn
uh there was what else was there some like the steampunk throne
you know the most renaissance of things yeah there's a dragon throne
uh a like british queen throne and then there's also a kraken throne which funnily enough i sat
down in the kraken throne and then i kind of bumped my head on the back of it because the
wooden thing was sticking out and i was like uh listen i didn't hit it that hard all right okay but in my mind anytime anything hits my head now
i'm just like but i've been fine don't worry i mean a few weeks ago that probably would have
re-aggravated everything i had so i was like thank god that didn't happen like a few weeks ago but i was like no i'm good i mean now i know concussion
system or uh concussion symptoms yeah yeah yeah i know concussions systems
uh so yeah uh it was fine and then i wrote down some stuff i heard which there are some top tier quotes there
all right so here's some all right uh one was there's so many different kinds of people here
that was my that was like a nice generic one right somebody just being like i like it because
it's true yeah yeah uh then they're not necessarily in the good way let's be honest yeah as someone
who's been to a ren fair not there's a lot of types of people true
not necessarily all good no um says the most wholesome one it gets worse so we got that guy
scary as shit and i don't want to be his friend no idea what he was talking about but i heard it
uh then we had this really drunk woman walking and she said love your she's on the phone
Love your charm and personality, especially when you're fucked up
Did she say it like that? Yes, I?
Love her
Such inflection like you could have said I love your charm personality special when you're fucked up, but she was like especially
Yeah, she emphasized
But she was like, especially when you're fucked off.
Yeah, she emphasized it. I'm like, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Then when we were eating at the little table thing,
someone behind us was like,
they were like laughing and yelling at each other,
and the one person just said,
you did spit in my mouth today.
What?
Yep, that's all I heard.
You know what, young love.
I get it.
They were like 40.
Well, you know, middle-aged love.
Yeah.
And then at the same table, the guy was like,
it's not about how much I drink, it's how long I drink.
That guy's actually kind of got it figured out.
He does.
And then the last quote, really just the top tier one, was,
yo, chicken fingers, anyone want to get chicken fingered? And then the last quote, really just the top tier one, was,
Yo, chicken fingers, anyone want to get chicken fingered?
How old were these people you're talking about?
I mean, you had the 40.
I don't imagine a 40-year-old was like, anyone want to get chicken fingered?
These are definitely early 20s or late teens.
Okay, all right.
That's it.
You know what? That kid probably thought he thought that joke up.
Oh, 100%. I That's it. You know what? That kid probably thought he thought that joke up. Oh, 100%.
I'll allow it.
Yeah.
And then I also saw this one little place where it was like, dig for treasure.
And you go in the sand and dig for treasure.
But it was like for kids.
And I was like, dude, I want to do that.
I want an adult version of that.
Yeah, kids.
Absolutely.
Kids get the cool shit.
They do.
They used to do that thing where you would dinosaur dig. You know talk about i think i know what you mean where they would have like a you know a bunch
of crap and then you would dig and then you would act like you were a paleontologist or an archaeologist
and then they'd be like whoa you found a stegosaurus tooth but it was like candy yeah
no i think i know what you're talking about i also did uh
back then i just i did like what do you call it rock the things with the rocks and the gems and
stuff oh yeah like yeah like i forgot what it's called what's it called rock like ciphering or
sifting sifting is it sifting it could be sifting is kind of like what they do for gold. When they pan for gold.
Yeah, it was like that.
They do the panning for gold type of thing.
They need more of that.
So yeah, then we walked around, saw people, ate stuff.
Typical Ren Faire.
I was about to say, saw people, ate stuff.
That sounds like the Ren Faire.
Yeah, so I was like, yeah, that was good.
You know? Nice.
Did you get anything to eat?
Was it the standard fare? Oh oh we got turkey leg last time so this time we try to brought brought was pretty good and then uh
you know a lot of alcohol of course as is renfrew tradition well of course yeah yeah and uh
we got the we got the mushrooms you gotta get your garlic mushroom and the pickle
got another pickle for the
electrolytes
by the way can I just say every time we talk
about the mushrooms every
single time and we sit here and be like
oh those mushrooms good every time
someone is like
dude you know there's poo poo on the mushrooms
right
and I want to let you know
if that is true which I don't think it is i
feel like they wash the mushrooms but if that is true it's still delicious and i'm not i don't
yeah there's probably shit on a bunch of stuff you eat definitely on money if you touch if you
have money i guarantee there's poo poo on money so yeah and drugs apparently drugs probably all your fast food
yep everything yep um so yeah good time it was hot it was like it's like 90 something degrees
today it's pretty hot but it cooled down as the day went on so it's nice towards the end
there i mean apparently when i land thursday for the live show it's gonna be 105
bro really i didn't even see that the shit that's what my phone said i was like what's the weather
gonna be like because i was thinking about what to pack and it was like it's gonna be hot and then
it immediately drops thursday the high is 105 then it drops to 80 something on friday then by the time
of our show it's like 70 oh my god god. Oh wait, no. Tuesday's 100.
And then Thursday's 92.
I don't know. I'm looking at it
right now.
Oh, right here it says Tuesday. I can't believe we're doing a weather report
right now. Chicago, Tuesday.
It says 92 is the high.
Wednesday, 101. Thursday, 105.
Maybe it's because
you're looking at where you live and not
actual Chicago province. Oh wait wait I'm looking at Portugal
well there's your problem
oh yeah there you go
Thursday 100
alright nevermind
oh wait I'm looking at Portugal
how are you so off
I don't know I was just
I was like yeah this makes sense you makes sense question it you just went in
yeah it was uh from our weather report a few weeks ago i just clicked on i was like wait
portugal oh man that's so uh yeah so yeah it's gonna be hot normally doesn't get this hot right
well i mean it gets pretty hot not like a hundreds so and that's why then right after that it drops
to like 80s high 70 which is more
normal so at least they'll be you know calm down a bit that's nice yeah i got um it got pretty hot
here so everyone was trying to hype up this pillow to me that was like a cooling pillow
that at night it like cooled you down i was like all right so i bought one i absolutely hate it
i hate it it is this pillow that you know is designed in some wacky way that it cools you
down and when you put your head down it is cool true but for some reason the heat plus my cool
head every time i wake up i'm covered in sweat i don't know what's like something i don't know
what's going on but it makes me so
uncomfortable when i last night i slept without it fine totally fine exact same weather doing
i think the pillow i don't know what it does like it cools me but then my body's still hot but my
head is cold so my body so i don't bro it is it's a weird feeling it's not like not like um
dripping sweat but like balmy.
Like a thin layer of like, it's so gross.
I hated it.
I was like, this is trash.
Not a fan.
Yeah, that sounds terrible.
Yeah.
Oh, it sucked.
I feel like a lot of those cooling pillows don't even work.
Like they just feel cold, but they don't actually keep you cold.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
There's another pillow i tried
where i wanted one that was a little more firm and it was just too firm i i have pillow problems
i can't find the right pillow and every time i get a pillow and everyone hypes me up on how it's good
i'm like yeah no maybe it's good for you and that's awesome but it's not good for me and now
i have another damn pillow in my closet that i'll never use because like i bought a crappy pillow
because i was like i'm just trying to find a pillow that works.
Yeah, that's the worst part with the pillows, too.
You gotta, like, try it, and then if you don't like it, you're like, well, I guess it's another closet pillow.
Yeah, in case someone comes over and they need a pillow, I got plenty.
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All right, let's go to the traffic.
Oh boy, the traffic is crazy because right now I'm flying over the Los Angeles hurricane.
We're actually above the hurricane, so we're not getting hit by it.
This is scientifically accurate.
Looking down, it's pretty crazy.
I see the whole thing.
I see the eye.
The eye's actually looking back at me.
That's a little weird.
I don't know where the other eye is, though.
Back to you.
Okay, thank you, Crandor.
Stay safe out there.
And the chopper that flies above radar. Yeah, itrandor. Stay safe out there. And the chopper flies above radar.
Yeah, it's powerful.
It's powerful.
And let's go to weather.
I forgot it was weather.
I'll be honest with you because I was about to say sports because it seems like everything we talk about is weather.
That's true.
We have kind of talked about weather.
It took me a minute.
I was like, what are we doing on this show?
We do have a weather request
for axe bridge uk it's super medieval it's got like 50 old doors and a museum which i read 50
old doors yeah sign me up sounds like your town yep all right here we go axe bridge uk it is currently 55 degrees partly cloudy day 72 night 59 probably because it's like
like 4 a.m there right now uh currently 54 degrees humidity 95 pressure 30.22 inches
visibility 7 miles wind 5 miles an hour dew point 54 u UV index 0 of 11, and a moon phase of waxing crescent.
6.06 a.m. sunrise and 8.21 p.m. sunset.
Taking a look at the 10-day.
We have 72 on Monday with fog.
Tuesday, a.m. showers, 69, nice.
Wednesday, 70 with a.m. showers. Thursday, 67, cloudy. Friday, 66 AM showers 69 nice, Wednesday 70 with AM showers, Thursday 67 cloudy, Friday 66 showers, Saturday 67 showers, Sunday 65 showers, Monday 66 AM showers, and Tuesday 65 showers.
A lot of 60s with showers.
It's England.
That sounds, that sounds correct.
What is this, Axe Bridge?
Axe Bridge.
You know, I need to know how it has its name
axe bridge how did how did it get its name it's a great question name it's only got 2 000 people
in it it's very small it's an old all right axe bridge small town yep yep yep yep yep
on the river axe oh well that's not nearly as cool as what I thought it would be.
Yeah, that makes sense why it's called that now.
Yes, Axe Bridge.
I get it.
But I was hoping, like, it sounds very Saxony or... Oh, the history of Axe Bridge can be traced back to the reign of King Alfred
when it was part of the Saxon's defense system for Wessex against the Vikings.
Oh, see, that's cooler.
See?
That is cooler, yeah.
Right?
Because it's like, don't come to Axe Bridge. We got axes. You know what I cooler, see? That is cooler, yeah. Right? Because it's like,
don't come to Axe Briggs.
We got axes.
You know what I mean?
The whole bridge is made of axes.
That would be pretty sick.
You'd show up
and there are whole bridges of axes.
Dude, like,
try to cross this shit.
That'd be amazing.
Yeah.
All right.
I mean, that's okay.
It's all right.
Yeah.
They got a place called
the Lamb Inn.
That looks pretty good.
I was looking through there. In fact, that's one of the only places i see i imagine it's very small that's like
it's like that town probably where you know after coxconn we'd always go get indian food
oh yeah and that one little town i'm pretty sure that was the only restaurant
yeah you drive through there. There was nothing else.
There really was nothing.
It was like, it was probably like this, to be honest.
Yeah.
I feel like it's the exact same thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's like, no, it's literally the lamb in and I don't see any other restaurants.
I see Amy's at the filling station.
I don't even see that.
Yo, Amy's at the filling station. I don't even see that. Yo, Amy's at the filling station?
It's a filling station, but also not too shabby.
I'm looking at what looks like a grilled cheese.
They put cheese on the outside and it's like a toasty plus tomato soup.
That's a winner.
That's a winner.
That is a winner.
Coffee's, cakes, light lunches.
Amy's.
Actually, it's a nice little quaint place.
Yeah, that's not too shabby.
Yeah.
It's all very British, looking through.
Very British.
100%.
Hold on. Wait a minute.
Am I looking at the right axe bridge?
I don't know. Are you?
Axe bridge.
Wait, where are you looking at?
Bro, there's an axe bridge, one word, and axebridge, two words.
Axebridge, one word, is slightly northeast of axebridge, two words.
Axebridge, one word, is near Weston Supermare, or whatever the hell that is, whatever that's called.
And Axbridge, two words,
is near Seton, which is
south along the coast.
What the shit?
Dude, I'm telling you.
I was looking at an entirely different place.
Oh my jib, no wonder.
You can't have two things named the same thing
so close to each other.
Yeah, what the shit
this is yeah my i look at the one it's all one word yeah yeah and i see that now and i see that
it has the lamb in and that's it the one i was looking at was barely a town so i thought it was
the same thing i thought we were talking about the same thing it might just be a bridge dude
i might have just been looking at a bridge in place near it. You probably were just looking at a bridge.
Okay.
Well, good to know.
Well, good to know.
And that's the weather.
All right.
Let's go to sports.
Sports.
Over at the sports desk.
Sports.
By the way, speaking of sports,
I was just thinking about this.
I was trying out YouTube TV because we were trying to get rid of cable.
So we had like basic cable.
I was like, we don't even really watch cable
aside from sports.
I was like, I think I watch sports on YouTube.
So I'm trying to do like sports with YouTube TV.
It seems pretty good.
I've been doing it.
YouTube TV is pretty solid i've been doing it youtube tv is pretty solid
i i'm liking it do i get youtube tv free if i have that if i pay for whatever it used to be read
i don't think so oh well then i'm fine i'm all right i don't need it that bad i barely watch tv
as is yeah so i mean i like it because it's got like nfl network it's got espn it's got like all
the it's got like your local sports thing so i was like dude it's pretty sick okay that's cheaper
and you can cancel it whenever you want unlike cable where they're like sign up for our two-year
plan you're like yeah no i'm all right yeah uh so anyway we got pre-season football going on
that's been pretty fun. We had baseball today.
We got some baseball standings.
Baltimore Orioles in first.
Minnesota Twins in first.
Texas Rangers in first.
The Atlanta Braves in first.
The Brewers in first.
And the Dodgers all in first.
And the wild card with the Rays, Astros, Mariners, and the Phillies, Giants, and the Cubs.
and the Phillies, Giants, and the Cubs.
Then, we also got the Women's World Cup Championship.
Hey!
Which, it's actually over. So, Spain has defeated England.
Look at that
I'm sure the British are taking that well
1-0
what a game there
in fact who did you want
you didn't I think you wanted Sweden
I wanted Sweden
and who was playing against Spain
Australia
that's what it was
yeah I wanted Sweden vs Australia
so you got
exactly what you didn't.
Yeah, don't listen to me. Clearly, I am...
Yeah, I think this is
what I predicted. I wanted Spain. So look at that.
I got my prediction right.
You nailed it.
Top tier sports analytics here
on the Cox Crandor podcast.
Man knows what's up.
And so, that's sports.
Alright, what's our fact of the day?
Our
big fact of the
day. Day.
Day.
Day.
Boeing used potatoes
to test their in-flight
Wi-Fi. Wait, what?
Yep.
It says, have you ever wondered...
Wait, what does that mean?
Wait, what does that mean, potatoes?
It says, have you ever wondered
how Boeing tests their in-flight Wi-Fi?
They use potatoes.
Potatoes reflect and absorb Wi-Fi signals
similar to human bodies.
The project is even called SPUDS,
which stands for Synthetic Personal
Using Dialect Substitution.
Or dialectic.
The potatoes must have been
sitting there for ages. At least they don't get
bored.
Yeah, that's weird.
They test it on potatoes?
That is, I mean, I
what's weird about it is that someone
had to have the idea. You know what I mean? what's weird about it is that someone had to have the idea yeah
you know what I mean like at some point someone said
potatoes
bro potatoes and
that's either incredibly genius or the
craziest thing I've ever heard
yeah like a scientist
would probably be like hmm it appears that the
potato uh
does have a great potential to absorb
signals maybe we can test it with the wifi appears that the potato does have a great potential to absorb signals.
Maybe we can test it with the Wi-Fi.
Right, it had to be something like that.
I guess it's like potato battery-ish, you know what I mean?
Yeah, I guess that is true.
It's just weird that they were like,
guys, potatoes, fall in here.
Yeah, that is weird.
I guess it says they couldn't ask humans to sit motionless for days so they had to do the experiment potatoes so what do you know i mean it checks out it's just
incredibly insane it is insane and that is your fact of the day all right what's our big news story of the day? Big news story of the day.
Atlanta man attempts to rob nail salon gets ignored by everyone.
Well, of course.
A man's attempt to rob an Atlanta nail salon last week didn't go as planned
after the patrons
basically ignored him the unidentified suspect with his hand in a bag as if he were holding a
weapon stormed into the nail salon last monday demanding money although the man shouted everybody
get down give me all your money surveillance video showed he was ignored by customers and employees
the salon owner even decided it was okay
to answer the phone during the attempted robbery
while a customer stood up to go outside.
The suspect snatched her phone as she walked outside.
Yo, the disrespect is out of control.
That man came in there trying to rob them
and they were like, and?
They're probably like, finally.
I don't have to do this anymore.
Just take me for a break.
The salon, or eventually, the humiliation appeared to be too much for the suspect,
who left the salon in a silver-colored sedan, according to law enforcement.
Lisa Barrow, a regular customer who was in the salon at the time of the attempted robbery,
told WAGA that the owner was indeed scared of the
would-be robber but he didn't react because he didn't want customers to worry they come first
that was his reaction to calm everybody down to keep everybody relaxed the suspect was still on
the loose as of monday afternoon they can't find him because he's like hiding out of shame
like man you just show up, you're like,
everybody get down, and nobody does anything.
You're just like, uh...
Yeah, that'd be like, nobody move,
this is a robbery, and everyone just ignores
you. Like, what a blow
to the ego that's gotta be.
Yeah, that's embarrassing.
Well, that's
Atlanta man apparently terrible at robbing nail salons.
He tried so hard.
I think it says a lot more about the nail salon and what's going on there.
They were like, nah, no, you're not.
You're not doing this.
Yeah, it does.
It's a top tier nail salon.
Unfazed.
So that's that. All right. And that's that's that
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