Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 423 - It Don't Bother Crendor None
Episode Date: April 29, 2024Come see Cox n' Crendor Live! https://t.co/EeWQDuVDe1 The boys are back and this time Crendor tries to convinced Jesse that once again he doesn't need to visit the world, the world is boring. Meanwhil...e Jesse has had it with content creators creating content. All this and so much more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50 and use code cox50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next box. Go to http://meundies.com/CRENDOR for 20% off and free shipping.
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Hello everybody, it's time for Ghost on Trend Dog.
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In the morning.
Broadcasting live, live, live, live, live. In 4 hour recording studio. Hello everybody, welcome to another episode of Coxcks and cred in the morning you know oh boy
when you when you think
about podcasts uh-huh
right yeah
it's really just
people talking that's what the radio is
exactly but the
problem is with the radio you had
to like you know earn your way
to a point and have qualifications, typically.
Did you? Did you?
Well, more often.
I don't know how much drive time radio you listen to, but most of that's garbage.
I said typically, all right?
Right, right, of course, of course, of course.
But now, I mean, literally anybody can make a podcast.
We're doing it, so that should be evidence enough.
We've been doing it for a decade, so, I mean, you know, that should be evidence enough that anyone can do it.
But here's the thing, my dude.
Don't tell them that, or else they're going to stop listening to us and make their own podcast.
And we don't want that.
There's already too many podcasts.
There are too many podcasts.
There's too many things in general.
What do you mean by that? What do you mean there's too many things? There's too many podcasts. There's too many things in general. What do you mean by that? What do you mean there's too many things?
There's too many things.
What does that mean?
Like, anywhere you go, you open your internet, whichever app you want, it's just, you're bombarded with things.
Just stuff, like people posting things, videos going up, they like, you know, it used to be a manageable amount of things.
Now it's just, it's in a surplus.
And most of it's just garbage.
I mean, I can agree.
I think the internet is in a pretty sad state of affairs at the moment.
I don't get a lot of sadness in my internet feeds.
But I like filter that out.
If there's ever like anything sad, I'm like, get that out of here. Oh, I meant sad as in like it's sad that we so desperately feel like we need the internet to validate our lives.
That's what I meant personally as in like internal sadness.
My feed is filled with people being like, my life, oh, I didn't get the car.
I want it all.
Like, no, that's not it.
No.
I didn't get the car.
I want it all.
Like, no, that's not it.
No.
My feed, just like I'm sure everyone else's feed, is everyone's best days of their lives.
Just bombarding you over and over and over again.
Went to a club.
Went to a party.
Went out.
Got dinner.
Hung out with friends.
Did this cool thing.
You weren't there.
You didn't do it.
You sat at home and you worked instead.
Boy, work must suck.
What do I do for a job?
Don't ask questions.
I travel all the time. See, I don't get those. Boy, work must suck. What do I do for a job? Don't ask questions. I travel all the time.
See, I don't get those.
That doesn't bother me.
They're just like, I'm going out, and I'm like, I don't do that.
I don't want to go to some party and travel the world.
If someone right now was like, yo, you want to go to Jamaica?
I'd be like, hell no.
I want to sit here. But what if I said, do you want to go to Jamaica?
Would you go to Jamaica with me?
No.
Come on.
What if it was all expenses paid?
No. What if we
were in a private villa?
No.
Wow. I hate
traveling.
I genuinely don't like traveling. I'm surprised
I've traveled. That's unfortunate for you.
That's sad. Would Toast
come with me?
I think she used to like traveling more.
What if I said, yo, Toast, let's go.
You and me leave Crandor at home.
We'll go get Jamaican jerk chicken and have a pool party.
And if Crandor wants to come, he can.
But you're more like, are you saying no for Toast too?
She probably wouldn't.
She doesn't like traveling as much as she used to.
Listen, tell me why that's sad.
The two of you are just so perfect for each other.
Why is it sad?
What do you mean?
I didn't say you were sad.
You said that's sad.
I said it was sad.
Whoa, you're internalizing me saying this is why I don't talk.
This is why I don't talk about anything.
Rewind the vid.
Rewind.
I said it was sad that people post about their lives and then we go online and internalize all their best days as being like their everyday.
And so we get FOMO and we feel bad and suddenly it becomes like a whole depression
thing.
Like it's a huge issue with the internet.
I mean I agree that it's an issue.
I'm saying.
I wasn't talking about you being sad that you would travel.
I'm just trying to see which one of you would go and you're saying none.
So now my question is Toast Mom, Crendor's parents, do you want to come with me?
Do you want to come with me? Do you want to come with me?
Like, I would go with your family.
The thing is, like, I'm almost positive you said that side.
No.
Because I said I don't want to travel, and you were just like, that's sad that you don't want to travel.
And I was like, why?
No, it's sad.
If anything, it's sad for me. it's sad if anything it's sad for me
if I said sad it's sad for me because I'm
trying to get you to go places and you're like
no
the whole point of traveling
for me is people are
people are just like trying new stuff
broadening your horizons whatever
I'm just like I've already
done a lot of that
I'm good I don't've already done a lot of that. I'm good. I don't believe that.
I don't believe that.
I'm good.
You've done all of that?
I don't believe it.
I haven't done all of it, but why would I need to do all of it?
Nobody in human history has done all of it, and I guarantee the people that do, they're probably worn out.
Listen, people are just, for the most part, they're the same when you go everywhere.
It's just they're slightly different.
They're like, oh, we do this instead of this like we eat with our left hand instead of our right hand
We don't use a fork we use it like wherever you go
And then like oh we spice things differently and all this stuff like I get it, but you know it hits a point
I'm just like listen. I'd rather just
Chill where I am and just appreciate my surroundings
You know not have to Not have to go everywhere.
Because it's almost like you have the FOMO of needing to explore the world.
I don't need to explore the world.
You don't want to just... I don't have FOMO for exploring the world.
I want to explore the world.
I want to experience new things.
I want to do things that are silly and fun.
I want to convince you to come with me to Epcot Center in Florida
and drink around the world.
Would you do that?
I would do that because I'd go to Disney World.
Okay.
Okay.
So in some experiences, but the Disney experience you're fine with.
You're like, I'll do that.
Yeah, because that's like you got all the amenities.
You had a nice, you know, everything.
They're going to have a good place to stay.
You're going to have good food. You stay. You're going to have good food.
You know, it's everything.
So is your concern when traveling that you'll end up someplace you'll regret being?
Partially.
Okay, well, see, that's clearer.
So if you had a place that you had been to before you loved a lot, would you go back?
Maybe.
I feel like you're saying maybe to be a contrarian right now.
I'm not.
I think you would.
I mean, I might.
It's just, that's why I said maybe.
Because most, it would have to be a good reason for me to go back.
The reason is, your bud, Jesse Cox, is inviting you.
I'm not going back.
No, I'm not going.
Well, then never mind.
I'm just saying we can start at the Mexican Pavilion with tequila
and drink our way around the wrong way.
So by the time we finish, we're just gone.
Just follow me on this adventure.
Disney World, I said I'm fine with.
Okay.
If you were just like, let's go to finland
right i wouldn't do that you wouldn't want to go to norway i bet you'd thrive in norway
maybe maybe if i could get to norway in 20 minutes i'd go but it's not 20 minutes it's
way too long i think that's part of it too it's so much travel time and preparation and anxiety to just get there and be like this is pretty cool would you go somewhere if you could
drive uh probably drive is fine fly to florida fine but longer than a six-hour flight and you're
like no is that a big no for you but six hours is fine longer than like a three hour flight and
that starts pushing it that's why la is about like three four hours that's like that's when
i start being like i gotta get off of this thing and then like going to england that was
that was taxing on me well what if you flew from chicago to new york spent a day or two in new york
and then flew new york to england that'd be a that or two in New York and then flew New York to England.
That'd be a faster flight.
That's just too much.
You don't want to go?
Have you ever been to New York?
Would you go to New York?
Toast Roman's been to New York.
I haven't.
I don't want to go to New York.
I didn't ask if she had.
Everybody here has been to New York or whatever.
They're just like, wow, Chicago's like a nicer New York.
It doesn't smell and it's not like dirty. It's like, why would I want to go in New York or whatever. They're just like, wow, Chicago's like a nicer New York. It doesn't smell and it's not
dirty. It's like, why would I want to go
to New York? I don't even like New York. I don't
like their sports teams.
What am I going to do?
Walk around and go like, whoa.
You've been to Seattle. Alright, hold on.
Where'd you go?
You were at a PAX with me. Surely you were at a Seattle PAX, right?
I was at Boston. We went to two PAX
Easts, two PAX with me. Surely you were at a Seattle PAX, right? I was at Boston. We went to two PAX Easts, two PAX Souths.
Damn, dude.
You're blowing my mind right now.
I feel like you've traveled more, but I realize I just travel to you a lot.
Yeah.
I realize most of my travel is just to you.
Yeah.
It's just, I think as I've gotten older too, I I just Like my 20s I traveled more and I still hated it
Like the process once I got to where I was I was like, okay
This is cool
like I didn't hate the actual being where I was like when I traveled to see everybody in
La like staying with you or if I travel to pack south or east or ever it was like, oh, it was fun
but I hate the process of traveling and some people are like well yeah you gotta try you
gotta make the thing to get to where you want to well that's why I don't want to do it I um
I need you to know I figured you out I finally figured you out completely all right you know
in the movie Lord of the Rings I guess the trilogy Lord of the Rings? I guess the trilogy Lord of the Rings?
Yes.
I do know of it.
That one hobbit that just always scowls at them.
The hobbit who's like always sweeping his front porch.
And when they leave, he's like, look what these guys leaving.
And when they come back, he's like, look what these guys coming back.
He didn't leave. He wasn't involved in any of the wars he just let his life in Hobbiton and he's
like look at these assholes coming over here bringing out horses we don't need horses we got
feet we don't that's you you're that guy that is me actually yeah no I, I'm not a complex person for like needs. Like I, I'm very simplistic,
you know, I just want the decent food, shelter, gym, video game, chill out. That's it. I don't
need to go. Some people are like, I need to go to like Australia and try the Australian outback riding where you ride a kangaroo around I'm like I don't need that why would I need that?
Why would you hold on they want who wants you to ride a kangaroo? I think you can ride a kangaroo. I made that up
Yeah, you did
I'm just saying some people it feels like they which leads me the whole point is this ties back into the
Internet stuff where you were saying oh?
I see these people and they're traveling and they're out doing all this stuff like when I see that I don't get
Jelly, I don't get FOMO of that. I'm like they can have fun
I I'm also very much a diva when I travel cuz I you know
Cuz I hate traveling.
So if I'm traveling, I want it to be the best experience I can have.
Because I'm like, I'm going to hate this.
So that's why, even that one time in England, we got to the hotel, I was like, I can't stay at this hotel.
Like, I'm going to lose my mind. I'd rather fly home.
You are a singular-minded creature.
I'll give you that.
Just saying. I don't you that. Just saying.
I don't know what I'm saying.
I'm just saying I don't care about traveling.
That's the moral of the story.
I got that.
Yeah, that's the moral of the story.
How was your week?
Let me give you some indication of how my week was.
This should set you right.
So I woke up and realized that the laundry that I had done the night before, I forgot to put in the dryer.
So I had all of my underwear in there, all of it.
And was like, okay.
So I put it in the dryer, and there I am, Winnie the Poo-ing it for the world to see, just like, well, what am I going to do?
And I'm like, I guess I'll clean.
So I start cleaning.
But I was so focused on cleaning
that I forgot that all my windows were open.
And so I spent two hours, hour 40 minutes,
cleaning, bare- ass to the world.
Just ball out.
Like cleaning the sofa, cleaning the kitchen, cleaning the windows.
Only when I noticed that a neighbor across the way was looking at me,
did I realize
I didn't have pants on
so that's
how I am this week I was so
caught up in my own head that I
didn't realize I was just Winnie the Pooh in it for the
entire neighborhood
I mean
so you said this was like hours
right
like it was no more than two hours
Because I was waiting for stuff to dry
And then I kind of got caught up cleaning
And then I was like, oh, I better put pants on
So, yeah
I mean, luckily
It was early morning too
So that was, you know
I was still out of it
There was not an ounce of caffeine to be seen
I was like I got so There was not an ounce of caffeine to be seen I was like
I got so clean
Okay and I started cleaning
And that was what I did and then I realized
As I like was
I was like
Wow what a cold what a cold breeze
I wonder what that's about
Okay
I know pants on
Hold on so Now I'm like trying to process this again
see this like you woke up i woke up right jumped in the shower right went to my dresser pulled out
a shirt put on some socks wanted to get my underwear and realized that i just been very
lazy and hadn't washed any and but i was like, oh, I'm so smart. I washed it the night before.
And I went upstairs, but I forgot to actually put it in the dryer.
So I took it all, put it in the dryer.
Then I was like, well, I don't want to sit down anywhere
and just like loaf about.
And I don't want to go back to bed.
So I guess I'll just clean around the apartment.
So I started cleaning around the apartment.
And at first I was in sort of like my bedroom and I was in a closet.
So I wasn't exposing myself to the world.
But as I kept cleaning, I just forgot that that's the situation I was in.
And was just like over by the windows, showing butthole to people, bending over.
Just like, dude, I don't know.
But that's where i am this week mentally
spiritually just a complete mess yeah so you think people walking by or driving by or whatever
whatever i saw you they looked up um if they did it's their fault for looking i guess
i wasn't actively trying to show my bits to people but i did and it was you
know i was like all right now well in the in the in the whole thing do you now have a bunch of
clean underwear i have a ton i have like 14 pairs, 15 pairs.
Now you're set.
I'm doing great.
Yeah, I'm fine.
I just was like extremely – so I have different settings.
This needs explanation because it sounds insane.
I have different settings on my washer dryer in my apartment.
And one of them – you know, like there's a whites and there's like one that's like for delicate things.
You know, that kind of stuff.
Right.
And my socks I do in one thing and my towels I do in another setting.
And my underwear I do in another setting because I don't want to like destroy my underwear.
And so I just kept saving them for that.
And I was like, well, I don't want to wash like three underwears.
That's stupid.
So I just kept saving them and saving them.
And then was like, all right, threw them all in.
Here we are.
Here we are.
Me without underwear.
It was a dumb mistake, but here we are.
How did that day go?
Did it end up being a great day or is it an okay day?
Oh, God, what did I did that day go did that like did it end up being a great day or is it an okay day oh god what did i do that day that day i ended up uh having a meeting with youtube that was fine followed by two other meetings that were fine but it was just like a meeting day and a lot of me
sitting there listening to people talking me i see so you know it wasn like a meeting day and a lot of me sitting there listening to people talking to me. I see. So, you know, it wasn't a great day, but it started pretty silly anyway.
So, you know.
I mainly asked because I was like, what if that was like your good luck thing?
You're like, yeah, that day ended up being amazing.
Like maybe that was your good luck charm, but I guess not.
I wish.
If I had an excuse to purposefully just be like, dick out all the time,
it's good luck, guys.
Don't judge me.
It's good luck.
Then I'd do it.
But it was a normal day.
It was a normal day with a terribly slow start.
How is your YouTube?
What do you even talk to YouTube about?
Are they just like the algorithm?
We talk about trying to figure out how shorts work,
videos and what works there.
It is both entirely helpful
and the most frustrating conversation ever.
So a great example is we were for a while
trying to have people who went to the shorts go watch videos.
So we would post videos of Geekenders, and then we would – and those would do great, those shorts.
And then the hope was they'll click the button on a short to take you directly to the video.
Right.
What we learned is no one does that.
There are two audiences on YouTube.
There are people who watch shorts, and there are people people who watch videos and they do not mix at all. People who go,
people who watch shorts, the vast majority only watch shorts and people who watch videos,
the vast majority only watch videos and there is no crossover. And if there is, it's so minor,
it's pointless to even try. So we'll still include a link to the video but now we're not
actively focused on trying to make some conversions you know that kind of thing like it's just not
happening um or i'll be told that hey there's a brand new feature coming out that lets you put
multiple thumbnails on a video so that the algorithm will test which thumbnails work the best. Oh, yeah, I saw that.
And give you feedback.
And I was like, awesome.
Can I have access to that?
And I was told no.
Well, I heard it's supposed to be launching before the summer,
so it's supposed to come out pretty soon.
Yeah, like May or something.
You're supposed to get something.
But it's already almost May now.
So whatever the case may be, i'm told about features and programs and
things or or i'll be told like hey we'd love to get your feedback on this thing i'm like okay
and youtube i'm gonna be vague about this because i don't think i can actually talk about it but
youtube is implementing a program that'll come i assume this year at some point. That is very reminiscent to a program that Twitch implemented that was so bad, Twitch stopped doing it.
And when I told them how dumb of a thing this was and how they were saying this is going to change the meta for making videos.
And it's going to make everyone appreciate viewers more and make it so that viewers have a better say in what people see.
And I'm like, you've changed nothing.
The people with the larger audiences will 100% still maintain the large audiences.
And people with no audience, this will not affect them at all.
So, like, why do this?
And then it hit me, oh, money.
You want more money.
Gotcha. Gotcha. Okay. like why do this yeah and then it hit me oh money you want more money gotcha gotcha okay which is
what twitch wanted and everyone hated it so much that twitch canceled the project so like no one
listens to me no one i've only been doing this like it sucks because everyone who's in charge
of things are like harvard business school bros who just got out of school and are like this is
how we're gonna do it we going to get the investors very happy.
I'm like, what about the people on your platform that make your product?
You're going to make them happy?
Or no, no, you're not going to do that?
Okay.
Then why are you talking to me?
Because I don't care what you guys think.
It's weird because every time I go into a meeting with people that are big YouTube executives
or Twitch executives or just executives in general, they always think I'm going to be
like, because I've been there a long time, I'm going to be like, because I've been there a long time,
I'm going to be like, yes, well,
I own the stock percentage of this
company. I'm all like, no,
stop treating your creators like crap.
You guys suck. What are you being
paid for?
They never invite me back. It's weird.
That's going to say
they're probably like, this guy, why are we meeting
with this guy again?
The thing is, then a month six months a year they're gone oh yeah they move on and it's like
cool i'm glad you cared about what you were like you didn't care it was a stepping stone so you
could be like i'm now an executive at this other hollywood place yeah it's, it's the whole marketing executive business school tree
or whatever. Working your way up the ladder.
I'm not a fan. Not a fan of it.
A lot of scummy people involved.
Yeah. Who would have guessed?
Where there's big money to be made,
there's scummy people. Assholes show up
trying to get a bunch of it. Crazy.
By the way, there's like
people still fall for all those things
where it's just like,
my name is Jimmy McGee and I've got a deal for you.
Everybody doesn't want you to know about this, but I'm going to tell you a secret that nobody
wants you to know.
And it's how you're going to become a multimillionaire in just four months.
And then you're like, whoa.
And then you realize that they're doing this because they're just making a bunch of money.
And they are the multimillionaire.
Go watch.
I guess you can't watch it.
You probably can get a audio feed maybe.
The Tesla shareholders meeting just happened.
And the stock of Tesla has tanked lately.
Mostly because Elon Musk is a complete mess.
Yep. lately uh mostly because elon musk is a complete mess yeah but what ended up happening is that the
shareholders meeting when people asked him questions about why things are bad he would
just pivot like salesman style to something positive and then be like we're gonna have
automated cars and we're gonna have robots and we're gonna have girlfriends for people
like crazy stuff and then spoiler the next day the
stock went back up yeah all he did was bs and lie to them be like yeah it's gonna be amazing
which is literally everything we did at maker studios we were told like yeah this could be
amazing and then it never happened or if it did happen it sucked and um yeah i feel like i'm just
i've been through that so much i can't be phased by lies.
Like, you didn't explain it, you didn't answer anything.
You just, like, pivoted and then lied some more.
That's literally, uh, also politics.
Just both sides.
Both sides, all politics.
One side being like, I promise I'll get you this stuff.
The other side's like, I promise this stuff.
And then they do, like, a fraction of stuff. And then they do like a fraction of that.
And then they just don't care.
I know you were on a social media bashing right before we started.
What's your big social media thing?
Is there something you saw and you're just like, this sucks.
I hate this.
I just think social media is too much.
Like everything has to be a thing.
So the reason I was mad earlier before we started is I watched a video.
Here's the thing.
Imagine you go to a hairdresser and you get your hair cut and it looks gorgeous.
And you take a photo and you post it online like, check out my new do.
Fine.
Awesome.
That seems accurate as to what it online. Like, check out my new do. Fine. Awesome. That seems accurate as to what it is.
But I was watching this video where a girl did a whole thing before she went
and then did like a snap take after it set to music with like camera angles
and crazy stuff.
And I was just like, that's so unnecessary.
What you did was just reveal your new haircut by making people wait
for a minute and a half literally at the bottom it said wait for it like i don't want to wait
for it i don't know you i could have seen the photo of your new haircut and be like oh that's
a nice haircut instead you got your like gross ass pre-cut hair that looked like I don't even know what.
And then you're just like doing a little dance.
And then you cut with the music to your new hair.
And the music's like...
And cool, all right.
I hate the fact that you wasted a minute of my time.
And now that I see your hair, it's like all right.
It's like all right.
It's like great. I don't know, alright. It's like, great.
I don't know what the hell you've been waiting for.
You could have just skipped, right?
Oh, yeah.
I could have.
Well, yeah.
You could have just skipped it, yeah.
I could have done a lot of things, bud.
I could have not been on my phone, but there I was.
Wasting my time.
Here's my thing.
I don't mind if people do that. Because because to me if you just post a thing like here's my hair people be like cool but this is a way to
get more people to watch it which is really all this is it's just getting more viewers and
increasing all this stuff which like i understand but at same time, it's just everybody's, it's almost like everyone's making just normal stuff into things that are, like, a fantastical experience.
And it's going to start hitting a point where it's oversaturated with.
That's what I'm saying.
That point is for me right now.
saturated with that's what i'm saying that point is for me right now like there it's an unnecessary level of complexity and in your mind you think it's entertainment but making a minute and a
half video where you just reveal your new haircut is not entertainment is the baseline form of
content like when people say i create content that's what people think of. Pointless videos of you revealing your new hair.
Revealing your new hair.
Like it's unnecessary.
It's the exact same thing as
I had to block these videos because they
kept popping up on my Instagram.
Look, don't question it. Just go with me here.
Don't deep dive. Don't ask questions.
But videos of girls who would
like do a dance and
it would go on for way too long and in the last one second it would be like i'm in lingerie right
like those videos and i would just block block remove don't want to see more of this and i keep
getting them and let me be clear i mean i know i'm gonna get someone inquiring for more information
so i'm just gonna say it now I have no problem with lingerie.
I love the sexy ladies.
More of it, please.
I have no problem with great haircuts.
I love a good haircut.
What I have a problem with is people doing the algorithm manipulation of here's a one and a half minute video that is roughly the right time.
All videos on TikTok or shorts or whatever need to be for really maximum
algorithms.
And I'm going to convince you to stay to the very end by giving you this
wait for it.
Or the thing you're really here to see is in the last one second of this one
and a half minute video.
I'm scamming you.
I'm scamming the audience.
I know what I'm doing.
I hate that.
I hate it.
I hesitate to even call it content creation because I feel like they really didn't create anything. They just played the game. Well, technically they created something. You just,
it's not creative enough on your scale. You have said is creating something. You know what?
Technically you're right technically i create a
shit it's true doesn't mean it's good well yeah you're right technically poo comes from my body
doesn't mean i want to share it with the world but somebody else does
you're right you're right i changed my mind one man's poop is another man's youtube video
exactly to me okay this we actually have just figured out the whole youtube thing you just
talked about where there's like the videos and the shorts like youtube shorts are the people
watching short form content which is like it's like having a bag of M&Ms and everything you watch is just an M&M and you just keep eating them and eating them.
And you're like, yeah, M&M. And then before you know it, you've eaten like 300 M&Ms and you feel terrible.
But when you watch like a longer, more like thought out video, it's a little more like you're eating real food.
longer more like thought out video it's a little more like you're eating real food and so the i think the short stuff is fine in moderation but it's it becomes to a point where like that's all
some people do and that's all some people consume and it's just like it's just bad yeah i guess
but that's why i only make like one or two short things a week.
That's I,
I much prefer the,
the long form YouTube videos.
I think it's more fun and creative.
I think I just agreed.
I agree.
It's more creative,
but also to me,
it's one of those things where I create a long form video and then it will
get one 18th of views of something that I spent 25 minutes on.
It's so upsetting that I'm just like
why did I do that?
Why did I waste my time doing that? What was even the point of that?
I'm telling you.
There was that time like 2 or 3
months ago you said you were going to make some
video called like porn games.
Oh dude it comes out Tuesday
I think. Oh I i see i'm telling you
it's gonna it's gonna work i guarantee we'll see we'll see i we've craft we've perfectly
crafted a thumbnail yeah we've perfectly crafted a video i don't know if it's gonna work because
the algorithm could work against it because of what it's about.
That's true, but I think it's going to do well.
As long as you're not like, yeah, I guess if it's just like,
whoa, this is some inappropriate stuff, we can't do this.
But I don't know.
I've seen some stuff on YouTube like that that does pretty well,
so I think you're all right. We'll see.
I went online and I looked up other videos similar to it, and I found none.
So I don't – there's a lot of videos.
It's either good or bad.
Well, here's the thing.
When we did our research, we deep dove to the point where what we saw were videos that were like part 36 of my Let's Play of Pussy Power Mama.
I'm like, what the hell or like top 10 tips to find all
the secret scenes in milf manor six i'm like i'm telling you if you look up like
so our video is called rise of adult games right right typing that in i was like well surely there's
other things on here i'm just gonna go do do it right now. Dude, it's not cool.
It's like dudes playing dirty games with like,
this game is really cool.
It's like real weird, dude.
So I typed it in, Rise of Adult Games.
Literally a thing called Adult Game Reviews.
I don't even know how that exists.
literally a thing called adult game reviews I don't even know how that exists I see one guy says these steam porn games are out of control seek help
my keys well that's not my video my video is much more explanatory not like
bro playing dirty games okay I mean okay. I mean, these are
things talking about it, though, and they're doing pretty alright.
That's
one thing. Most of the things on here
are like, five beautiful adult games
I want to try in 2023, part two.
Part two?
All these people are playing the games.
I guess. They don't want to learn about
the rise of it. They want to learn about the actual games
themselves. Top five free not-safe-for-worth Steam games They don't want to learn about the rise of it, they want to learn about the actual games themselves.
Top 5 free not safer worth Steam games you don't know about.
That's 404,000 views?
Come on!
Stop, that's so goofy.
But I get why it's getting views.
Dude, one of the games, the third game in, go click that video.
The third game in, I don't know how to describe this to you.
Imagine a big, thick-ass goblin running around having sex with wolf men.
That's what this game is, dude.
That's what I'm looking at right now.
I don't know what this is.
Oh yeah, I see it oh man I don't
see it I mean if you go I gotta do is look the comments people are just like
yo this is this is good shit bro great some more I would like to recommend I'm
not ashamed to say I did know about and I've played most of these.
Oh, okay. This guy said
subscribed.
See, look at that.
Dude got a sub out of that. Damn.
Yeah. Meanwhile,
I love this. Meanwhile,
other videos on the channel.
Top 10
free indie games on Itch.
Top 5 free Souls-like games. Top 5 indie games on itch top five free souls like games top five indie games on steam
You know what? This dude
Has a market down top five free puzzle games top 10 racing
is do I am I really just do I suck so bad that I haven't made a series of videos called like
Top five games that jesse thinks you'd be horned up by
That you should Yeah, why haven't you done that yet?
I'm just not good at this
See you don't you don't even got to meet with YouTube meet with me
What if we do you want to make a channel together where we just make?
The stuff that we think people would watch
That's just us doing like number seven
Dumbest shit I bet we make a fortune we should just like the most generic pop just like pop ten
Cheeses you find in the grocery store and shit.
Like, well, I guarantee you we'll hit like every market.
We can do it.
Just find, we'll have the memes.
We'll find all the like top memes of the current whatever.
We'll find like all the videos that are taken off the topics.
Be like, what topics are people talking about?
Just do that.
Top 10 meats at the Ralph'sph's deli department number four honey
ham and then we just like alternate back and forth yeah we could do that that's what they do
for watch mojo is they just have the two hosts go back that's what we should do we should that's
i would actually do that i'm not not even joking. I would too.
I think that's the best dumb idea.
Even people watch it just because of how dumb it is too.
Number four. We'd have to really invest in making the lower third and the card switches and all the different graphics look really, really good.
And all the different graphics look really, really good. But the show just be like, top 10 parking spaces in the parking lot at the Westfield Culver Mall.
Number nine is this spot.
It's pretty cool because it's slightly off painted compared to some of the other painted parking spots.
But not too much that you don't know where to park.
Number three, right across from the BJ's,
because BJ's is funny.
Number two.
Number two is right next to the grocery store
because it's convenient to take your groceries here.
However, because you have trouble backing out,
it's not number one.
Number one, parking inside the the mall drive your car in
why not you'll have the whole place to yourself easy easy it's so easy and then you just cut that
up into like tiktok short stuff people watch that over there they'll be like what the hell is this
this is gonna be a worldwide sensation this will be something all right
uh yeah i'd do that cool great done well you know what else is a thing?
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Weather time.
We have a weather request for Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia.
I was there a few years ago as part of the Trans-Siberian Railway.
Incredibly unique country.
It was a real highlight of the trip.
Where is this?
Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia.
Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia.
Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia.
Oh, the capital of Mongolia. Oh, the capital of Mongolia.
Yeah, the capital of Mongolia.
I'll let Woppy take this.
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He hasn't been used in a while.
What is the language of Mongolia?
Is it Mongolian?
I mean, it is.
The official language is Mongolian.
But I feel like everything I'm looking at is in English, though. And I wonder how much we've ruined their culture.
I feel like. Because I'm looking
at literally a Burger King
right next to a Hard Rock Cafe.
I just feel like
I feel like we did that.
That's just a worldwide staple at this point.
Maybe because it's
the capital they
are more prone to visitors so they
are more likely to put everything in English because they figure
everybody knows how to speak English?
I guess so.
I mean, I'm looking at a – there's a place called the Wrestling Palace.
The Wrestling Palace?
The Wrestling Palace where dudes be wrestling.
I'm looking at it now.
It's a bunch of Mongolians dudes wrestling at the Wrestling Palace.
There's the Millennium Plaza Mall.
There's the –ium Plaza Mall. There's the...
Don't eat pork.
Yeah, they have a national amusement park.
There's a bakery called George, and it has one five-star review and no pictures.
I bet that's just some dude's house.
I think it's just some guy's house.
There's Rock Specialty Coffee.
Yo, that place looks lovely.
It's very small, very quaint.
This is so funny.
What is this coffee shop?
Rock Specialty Coffee looks like it's, you know, maybe like four or five chairs.
And then for some reason, every single Avengers poster.
The menu is straight up long black, flat white, latte, cappuccino, espresso, brewed coffee.
That's it.
That's the entire menu.
Oh, that's a good menu.
I mean, that's pretty solid.
That's why I'm like, I dig this.
Here's the thing.
On one wall, they have records.
Oh, you can play records in a record player.
This seems like a vibe.
This seems like a spot.
That's pretty cool.
It's still very funny to me.
They have an entire wall of Avengers posters.
That is pretty funny.
I found a cafe that makes like, I think these are koalas.
Or maybe they're just bears.
They do like the lattes with bears.
Oh, and there it is.
A little fluffy bear on the top.
There it is.
Yeah, I love that.
That's cute.
Yeah.
That's pretty fun.
Let's see.
This is the Rosewood Kitchen.
Look, there's the Sakura Bakery.
A little Japanese bakery.
They have an Italian place.
Oh, I see Choo Choo House.
5.0. Yo, Choo Choo House looks like it slaps. Yeah, look at Choo Choo House. An Italian place. Oh, I see Choo Choo House. 5.0.
Yo, Choo Choo House looks like it slaps.
Yeah, look at Choo Choo House.
Choo Choo House is wild.
One of the food boards is literally just like full ass tomatoes and pickles.
Yeah, you just like eat a tomato like an apple.
You got some crazy drinks.
Choo Choo House.
Yeah, I'm looking at it right now.
Choo Choo House.
Wild. Five stars. Good on Choo Choo House. Yeah, I'm looking at it right now. Choo Choo House. Wild five stars.
Good on Choo Choo House.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Good old Choo Choo House.
I like that.
The Guru Lounge.
Rosewood Kitchen.
Just a lot of beer plus.
A lot of this is just like, are you an American tourist?
But I have a question about tourists.
Like, they have a pizza hut.
What is the tourist vibe?
I'm going to look this up.
What is the tourist makeup of Mongolia?
Dude, they got a touristours Le Jours.
We got those here.
It's like the Korean bakery things.
Huh.
So the most people who go to Mongolia are Russia, China, and South Korean.
And Kazakhstan.
And Japan. Which makes sense because they're all nearby.
Yeah, it makes sense.
But at least on here it says that in February 2024,
916 Americans visited Mongolia.
It doesn't seem like that many.
In 2023, it was a total of 13,000 visited.
That's a big drop-off then. It's a huge drop. I mean, like, well total of 13,000 visited. That's a big drop off then.
It's a huge drop.
I mean, like, well, that's in one month.
Oh.
That's the total.
So it looks like in 2019.
Oh, wow.
It looks like there was an increase.
In 2018, there was 17,000 tourists.
In 2019, there was 18,000 American tourists.
Then COVID hit and it dropped to 1,000.
Ah, I see.
And then now it's back up to 13.
And then as of February 2024, there were 916 people.
Yeah, I'm looking around.
There's a lot of Korean restaurants, Korean barbecue, Korean bakeries.
But according to this, last year they only had 594,000 visitors.
I don't know if that's good or bad in context i mean it doesn't it's not a lot
in contrast it's not a lot it's it's not a tourist city i would say okay but with that said it's
it's so very i guess american culture like this is our this is our civilization win. We just put points into culture victory,
and we just sent McDonald's and stuff overseas.
And that's how we won, I guess.
Yeah, but it's like now we're starting to get,
we have like a lot of like even Korean restaurants here.
And like, I guess, well, it's like any major city of like all the cultural stuff,
like different cultures and foods and everything.
But it's like that over there where they're probably like, yo, we want like American stuff.
That's like not heat.
Like it's it's something different.
You always want what you don't have.
There is literally a place called Mexican spelled like Genghis Khan or Genghis Khan, depending where you're from.
M.I. M.E.X.I.-k-h-a-n that is hilarious i eat at the
the gangas con mexican restaurant this i mean it's like a mexican restaurant except it's
in mongolia i mean i'm not gonna hate on it i get it completely that's so funny that's that's
that may be the first place i go
joe do curry except i wouldn't go there because then i'd have to fly like 800 hours
sure sure sure yeah in theory in theory yeah you'd love to stop by yeah i'm just blown away by like
there's a place called uh walk in walk in roll oh i get it do they have rock and roll and walks
same i'm just saying that's like
the most american name because the pun is american yeah i will say looking at the street of mongolia
let me know if you're in mongolia if you're a mongolian listening right now does it seem as
soviet block as all the images i'm looking at like I don't see barely any trees every time I look at
a street view.
It's a lot of gray and brown housing.
And maybe every once in a while
a blue house out of nowhere.
But most of it, I don't see any
trees. I'm looking at a street view
like, where's all
the trees?
But maybe because it's
cold there frequently?
I don't know.
I don't know what the rules are.
Thanks.
I don't know.
Maybe if you go out.
I found a park.
Actually, I found a beautiful park.
All right, never mind.
We're good.
I see a national park.
Yeah, lovely.
I'm looking at a lovely walking park.
Like, all right.
So there are trees.
Just in some sections of the town, not a tree to be found.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's probably just some certain area.
Wait, there's like an Olympic thing?
They do it at Mongolian Olympics?
Maybe.
Maybe that's where they have their Olympians train at.
Yeah, that might be it.
Or it's like where the Mongolian Olympic committee is for their Olympics.
I don't know.
They just got a big-ass Olympic thing there.
And that's the weather.
All right.
Let's go to sports.
Sports.
We had a lot of sports.
We just had the NFL draft occur.
That was fun.
I watched the entire first round, a little bit of the other rounds.
I'm happy with the Packer draft.
Great stuff.
entire first round a little bit of the other rounds I'm happy with the Packer draft great stuff uh we also had the NBA playoffs start up and we've got quite a few series getting a little
crazy we got the Miami Heat losing two to one to the Boston Celtics in that series we got the
Knicks up on the 76ers three to one we got the Pacers going up on the Bucs, 3-1.
We got the Cavaliers Magic tied at 2.
We got the Thunder Pelicans, Thunder up 3-0.
Lakers were down 3-0 and they won yesterday, so they avoided elimination.
Timberwolves up on the Suns, 3-0.
And the Clippers Mavericks tied at two games apiece.
Got some crazy stuff over there.
And then over in hockey, we also got playoffs happening.
You've got the
Panthers and the
Lightning, who are
currently at Beep Bop Boop.
Beep Beep Boop Bop.
Why is it so?
Just tell me the series. Oh, there it is.
Florida leads 3-1.
That's looking good for them. I guess it's a whole
Florida series. Boston up 3-1 on the Maple Eves. You got Rangers up 3-0 on So that's looking good for them. I guess it's a whole Florida series. Boston up 3-1
on the Maple Leafs. You got Rangers up 3-0 on the Washington Capitals. You got Carolina up 3-1 on
the Islanders. You got the Golden Knights up 2-1 on the Stars. You got the Colorado Avalanche up
3-1 on the old Winnipeg Jets. You got the Canucks up 3-1 on the Predators, and you got Edmonton up 2-1 on the Kings.
And then you also got baseball happening.
There's a lot of sports happening right now.
Baseball, you got Yankees in first.
You got the Cleveland Guardians in first, the Mariners in first, the Atlanta Braves in first,
the Cubs and the Brewers tied in first, and the Dodgers in first.
And that is sports.
Okay.
What is our fact of the day?
Fact of the day.
Day.
A New Orleans hotel offered a $15,000 stay to whomever stole the most outrageous item from them what yeah in march
let's see in march of 2019 the roosevelt hotel in new orleans decided to celebrate its 125th
25th anniversary by offering a free seven night stay in its presidential suite along with
complimentary private dinners and spa treatment treatments worth
$15,000 but this wasn't a standard giveaway the prize was only available to the person who returned the most outrageous
item ever stolen from the hotel
What so you have to bring them back something that was stolen?
you have to steal something from their hotel and
Bring it back to them like I, a day or two later or whatever.
Okay, so basically, okay, all right.
I thought this was like, have you ever stolen anything from us?
We'd love to have you come back and give it to us.
We'll give you something for it.
Yeah.
No, it's, uh, I can't find who won.
Like, I'm trying to find who won the thing.
I see everybody writing articles about it when it happened,
but I don't see anybody talking about the winner.
Oh, wait.
I think I found it.
In 2019, the most outrageous stolen item from them,
over 70 items were returned,
including the winning item,
which was a historic coffee pot.
Yeah, here it is.
The historic coffee pot.
Right?
I don't know.
How is that the most outrageous items?
The other items are supposed to suck have sucked right but on the image
you sent me the New Orleans Roosevelt
Hotel offered $15,000 to whoever
returned the most outrageously stolen item from them
but it doesn't say anything on here about it
being stolen
that day or that
week oh
I guess you're right
yeah I mean could you have just been like yeah my grandfather stole
this from you guys in 17 06 yeah and uh here you go i'd like my free 15 000 stay
you know maybe that was just their way of like getting back shit they got stole there's like
listen if you bring it back we'll give you a super hotel stay or something.
That's what I think actually occurred.
Yeah.
And then they arrest you right after.
I think they were just actively trying to get their shit back.
Yeah, I think so.
I think you're right.
But then afterwards, they arrest you.
You go to jail.
Mm-hmm.
That is weird.
And that's your fact of the day.
All right. What is our's your fact of the day. All right.
What is our big news story of the day?
Big news story of the day.
Day.
Florida man pops open beer during police encounter because it was cold and he wanted to drink it.
I mean, the man knows it's up, I guess. because it was cold and he wanted to drink it. Ha ha ha! Ha ha!
I mean, the man knows what's up, I guess.
Many believe it's a crime to let a beer warm up,
and one Florida man wasn't taking any chances,
even as police surrounded him with guns drawn.
Brett McPeak, 32, found himself behind bars on multiple charges
after he began firing shots near Port Orange
police officers following a fight he had with a neighbor. Before his arrest, though, he shared
his desire to crack open a beer. According to the Port Orange Police Department, on Tuesday night,
officers responded to a neighborhood after McPeak and his neighbor got into a disturbance,
and one threatened the other with a gun. While officers were collecting information about what happened from the neighbor,
McPeak exited his home and fired multiple shots in the area of the officers,
the victim, and the other neighbors who were outside at the time.
The shots could be heard on the body camera video.
Officers were then seen moving in where they heard shots fired and found McPeak outside his home.
Stay right there, a police officer could be heard telling McPeak with guns drawn.
He said, quote, I'm cracking this beer, okay?
I'm not going to bother you.
The beer is cold.
I'm cracking this beer.
This beer is cold, sir, and I want to drink it.
McPeak did not have the gun on him at the time of the arrest,
but officers found
two handguns one being a revolver and a spent shell casing after executing a search warrant
for the property he was arrested and booked into the county jail on charges of aggravated assault
with a firearm and using a firearm while under the influence of alcohol he was later released
after posting bail i mean you know? I can't hate the man.
He's true to himself.
There are not many people like that in the world anymore.
Yep.
It's true.
There's not many people like that.
Not many people willing to... Probably for good reason.
Probably, you know.
Crack open a beer while you're talking to the cops surrounded by guns.
Yeah.
You know what?
He was unfazed.
He was like, you know what?
No.
Not today.
I'm going to drink my beer.
I'm going to be calm about this.
The fact that the cops let him says a lot.
It's like, oh, it is cold.
Yeah.
We don't want it to get warm.
Yeah, you don't want that warm beer that's a
classic florida man uh that's your big news story of the day all right well that's it for us thanks
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