Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 434 - Take the Shot

Episode Date: August 19, 2024

The boys are back and this time Jesse returns with a cold from his trip to NYC. Maybe it was the kid next to him, maybe it was the enormous amount of animals on his flight? Meanwhile Crendor discovers the origins of TAKE THE SOCK! It's just as amazing as you would think. Also did you know EVERYTHING is a remix? All this and the tale of a ground hog hiding out at a Custard shop on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 20% off your first order and free shipping.

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Mold Alright wait. Whoa. Where was the mold is on our like a living room baseboard and it was like coming up a bit and so the mold men came out and the moldman I hope that's what they're called I hope that's like their brand we're the mold men and so I was like is this something like easy and they're like um Maybe but it we're probably gonna have to rip the wall up because we got to see what's causing it Yeah, that's what they did when I had when it rained, and I got all that mold in my old apartment closet They ripped out the entire closet, so yeah, no I've been there dude that sucks. It's so so they're like yeah We got to find what's causing it

We got to see what if there's any damage or whatever and so I was like alright So they came out on Tuesday, and they ripped the wall up. They set up their big containment area Cat freaked out They are the mold so me that's good But now the walls just ripped up, and they're like well it looks like there's definitely some leak thing here and You know have just ripped up and they're like, well, it looks like there's definitely some leak thing here and, uh, you know, have, you know, it seems like it was an older thing. It's just like, you know, over time or whatever. It was like, all right. So they're like, have the H O A look at it.

It was like, cool. And then, uh, now we got to build the wall back up. Wait, so what does the H O A have to do with it? They like manage the outside of houses. Interesting. So it's because of the outside? Probably, so okay, there's this point, I think I know it's causing it, alright, so there's a point where the gutters were like overflowing and they were like, flood, like they would overflow out of the gutter and then slide down the back of the gutter and then like

just blast against the wall. There's like water just blasting against the wall and I was like doesn't look right and then after they like clean the gutters and did everything then it was normal I'm like you know what I bet that water wall blast and was doing it so wait so again I don't have an HOA all I have is an apartment complex that never does anything I want them to do there So I handle it all myself I've given up trying to ask them to do things because they're terrible so my question for you is as an HOA You're obviously paying into it right and then they're supposed to do stuff

How long does it take you if I'm like my gutters are getting blasted over here like how long? Does it take them to come and do stuff it depends sometimes? It's like a couple days Did you know other times? It's like a week days. Other times it's like a week. But usually they're honestly pretty good. Who is so, is it like a... It's just some conglomerate company. Oh, okay. I thought it was like one single old man who was just like...

No, it's not like old man Johnson, like, let me send out the workers. It's just him and like a tool belt. I thought, you know, maybe, I don't know. I guess, I don't know what HOAs are like. No, it's just some big conglomerate company that covers, it's like HOA, RS, and then you're just like, hey, my wall's ripped up, can you check outside so I don't have to do this again? Like, alright, cool. And then you have to pay for the inside yep but what if the

problems the outside it still is a persistent problem they don't give a shit right that sounds right yeah see if it's like actually persist there's then you gotta like keep being like yo this is gonna cause me problems or something it's just HOA's are annoying yeah no I mean the concept annoys me. Yeah. Like a lot of places I look in LA where I'm like wow this seems really affordable I could move into an actual house here and then the HOA fees like twenty one hundred a month I'm like I'm just paying rent! What do you mean? Yeah, it's HOAs are dumb but the way I looked at all of it so I was just stressed being like they're ripping everything up, then we gotta rebuild it, cost money.

But I was like, you know what? I'm imagining the wall. The wall is like, please help me. I'm sick and molded. And I'm like, alright wall, we're gonna help you out. So we did it. We're helping the wall, and Now we've torn him down and now we build him back up. You know what? I like that. It's kind of the opposite of have you seen the images of JK Rowling's house? No. I guess she was doing her normal I'm an insane person stuff and was posting on Twitter and then people started noticing in the background of all of her camera shots they're like is that black mold? Are you just living with black mold? And I was like, yo, maybe that's why she's like off the wall. Yeah, I've learned there's a bunch of people, they're just like, eh, whatever. It's like leave mold, I'm like, what?

There was a time when I lived in New York, I rented a home with my friend Tom at the time, and it was like not a great house. It was whatever, you know, it was what a bunch of college kids could afford. And one of the rooms, I guess, because of snow and melting ice and rain and all that stuff, one of the rooms just got like a corner of black mold, and we asked the landlord to fix it and he went in and he straight

up just painted over it and then said he fixed it. No joke dude, within like three months the entire room was covered in black mold. The entire room. And we were like, no, I left. I was like, I'm moving out. This guy's not going to fix this. And Tom was like, dude, he's going to fix it. I'm like, no, I no I'm out I'm leaving like it was so gross this a complete fool room home covered thankfully it was like one of the upstairs kind of like that the highest up room and the only thing that was in there at the time was like a bunch of chairs and a computer set up to like play games and stuff but it was like the game room and we were like we got to move everything out the game room

The couch that was in there absolutely destroyed like just gone. Oh, yeah. Thankfully was like a cheapo couch, but just like Yeah, no mold. I don't mess with that stuff. Not at all when I saw that there was water damage that one closet I was like y'all better come fix this bold Yeah, no, I'm the same night only I'm just like as soon as I see something, I'm just like, gonna take care of it. Absolutely. Like, there's, cause otherwise, what are you gonna do? Just leave it and it gets worse?

Like, I never get that. Like, I'd rather, like even if you had to like, go in the credit card debt or something to fix it, I'd rather do that than be like, well, just gonna let everything fall apart. It's just, it doesn't make sense. I mean, it's one of those things where even though you take a hit monetarily up front, long term, if you let that fester, it's just gonna get worse and you're gonna pay more

money in the long term. So you might as well just take the hit now and do it because yeah, yeah, even if it puts you into like credit card debt, you're gonna need a lot more credit card debt when more of your house is covered Yeah, and then like wood starts rotting and like shit starts break. It's like no just just fix it I mean, it's like yeah, it's like people to somebody will be like, oh, I got this like thing on my arm It's just keep spreading. There's like dude. There's like a I think you got some sort of disease It's like spreading down your arm. Is that like Mercer so there's like nah, it's nothing And then they're like alright. Well, I had to get my arm cut off. It's just like just get it checked out. I

Don't know. It's I'm very much the anxious minded person that gets everything done right away. Everyone's just convinced It's gonna go away on its own Yeah, you know if I just like it'll go away It'll go away, and I'm not sure what that says about us but I I wonder to my people in the rest of the world is that an American thing or is that like an every person thing? I know I know a European person it's not Sam or Dodger anybody you wouldn't know them but they like they keep getting mold and they just like clean it off the they're so yeah just keep cleaning it off. I'm like should you like get to the root of the cause of why it's growing and they're like, yeah

Just keep cleaning it. It's like, okay. Okay. Sure All right Like I don't know. It's just not me. Yeah. No, I would be like tear it down Burn it with fire. Let none survive. Yeah. Yeah down burn it with fire let none survive yeah yeah then he also I recommended like some he's like this is the mold cleaner stuff we use and it's apparently pretty good so he's just like if you ever see like tiny spot he's like obviously nothing like this like we have to rip up a wall here like you don't know it is but he's like it's just like some tiny thing or you're worried about

it you spray it down yeah sometimes in your bathroom if you have like a not well ventilated bathroom you'll get some little spots of stuff yeah I'm sure you could use it then yeah stuff like that yeah so moral of the story is mold sucks get it out of here although there are some good molds bad mold oh yeah look I, look. I like blue cheese. I'm no fool. Yeah I'm over here eating mold. I can't say I'm against all mold. Yeah No, it's good blue cheese is good sue me. Yeah, so that's a Stressful fun. I'm gonna need to start doing some day streams

More ads doing some I get, doing some more ads, doing some more... I get it, I get it. Yeah. How's your week? Uh, boy. So I went to New York for an event for the new metaphor game that's like, if you like Persona but don't want it to be in high school and instead want it to be in fantasy, then that's the game for you. Of course, I can't talk about it yet, but yeah, I went out to New York to go do this thing and everything was fine. Great trip, I love New York, had a great time.

Coming back was a whole other thing. But going out there, I'm on the plane, sitting next to this kid, as I cough, thinking about it, sitting next to this kid who 100% had a cold. I had a mask on and everything, dude. This kid still gave me a cold. I don't know if you can tell I'm stuffed up, but this son of a, oh, I was, mm, children.

Anyway, this kid, this kid was coughing and sneezing the entire flight, six hours, or five hours, however long it was. I was like, awesome. Yeah, I was doomed. There was nothing I could do. But I was fine, and I thought I made it, and then the day after I got like, awesome. Yeah, I was doomed. There was nothing I could do. But I was fine, and I thought I made it, and then the day after I got back,

my throat started to tingle, and I was like, oh, come on! I was like, oh. So, of course, I've been sick the last few days. But, you know, that was, whatever, I hated that. But I got there, everything was fine. The one thing that was weird about my travels this time is that for some reason? I'm gonna I don't know what about this time of year or maybe LA to New York or what? I don't know what it was There were so many animals on my plane. Oh

like I counted one cat guy two little puppies and then a family who, so when I went to go, when I was in line, the line wasn't moving to get my ticket because in front of me was a family of like six and their giant dog. And the woman was like, well, you're not allowed to take him on the plane. And they're like, we've done it before.

And she's like, I don't think you have, sir. He's like, no, we've done it before. And he's like, no, we're going to have to put that dog in a crate and then in the belly of the plane. He's like, I will not allow you to do that. And so they're holding up the line. I'm like, oh my god, what is happening? So there were so many animals on this flight.

There was a lady who had a little tiny purse and the purse was making a noise. The purse is like, yey, yey, yey, the entire flight. And I flight and I was like is that there's gotta be an animal in that purse There's gotta be something that purse making that noise. It was crazy and it was it was a um Like early early morning flight. I left to go to New York at 7 a.m. My time and It was so I was at the airport at five and so I'm just sitting there minding my own damn business there's so many animals I couldn't believe it I'm gonna say the flight we might have had like 250 human beings but I'm gonna say

like 10 animals on that flight I've never been on a flight with that many animals my entire life I don't know what it was about this one day but we were like the Ark dude we had animals on that plane you're going to like one of those tonight shows where they bring out all the animals on their segments yeah it was wild I've never seen anything like that that was it was it was pretty crazy but that was a thing and then we got to New York everything was chill I had a pretty good time right hung out with a bunch of different people. Heading back, dude, I sometimes forget New York

is like a genuine shit show. My flight to return home, I had to leave just as early. So I was up, because the airport I flew into was Newark. So that's in New Jersey. So I've gotta go from New York City to New Jersey to catch a plane. So I got up extra early. I was like, alright, I gotta get in a car and out to New Jersey. Hopefully we can get out of the city in a quick amount of time so I can get to the airport. So I got my first off. It was 4 a.m. And I'm like, all right, I'm up,

I'm getting dressed, gonna do all my stuff, gonna pack, I was out the door by 4.30. So I'm thinking, okay, plenty of time. I get an Uber, and the Uber guy was like, I'll be there in 22 minutes. What? 22, I was like, no, cancel. And Uber was like, if you cancel,

it'll like dock your Uber points, like I don't care, deleted the app. I was like, cancel and it was like if you cancel it'll like dock your uber points like I don't care deleted the app I was like I don't even care 22 minutes is egregious For New York City. I was like this is madness, and I went to lift lift two minutes That's so weird. Why was it so long for one not the other? I'm gonna you know what I'm gonna say cuz uber sucks and it can suck and lift was perfectly lift It's like two minutes in and out. I'm gonna, you know what, I'm gonna say cause Uber sucks and continues to suck. And Lyft was perfectly Lyft, it was like two minutes in and out. I was like, oh, okay. So, got in the Lyft and we're driving through

the streets of New York. It's 4.34, 4.45 a.m. at the time. You would think it's New York. So, aside from the random people walking, there was a lot of restaurants and stuff still open which I'm like, God, I love New York, what a great place. But, the streets were still packed with people like cars and I was like what the hell this is

madness I was like maybe they're going to work I don't know what's going on so the guy in order to avoid traffic turns down a side street and as he does there are two trucks in front of us parked right next to each other where the drivers are arguing and they're like, Hey, you move, you move. He's like, no, you move your truck. I guess they're trying to park there to make their deliveries. And so the driver goes to reverse a garbage truck pulls in behind us. So we cannot reverse now. That was a garbage truck behind us doing garbage and the guy we're stuck there. I'm going to say 25 minutes. We were stuck there. I was convinced I was going to miss

this flight. I was like I was gonna miss this flight. I was like, oh my God, what the hell? And they're still fighting in front of us. Meanwhile, the garbage truck guy behind us is like, move it, you jabronies! And they're like, hey, what are you doing? They start yelling at each other, and everyone's, meanwhile, no one's moving.

And my driver, he is not honking the horn, he's sitting there silently. He's not made a noise. I don't know if he's dead to what's happening around him. That man's numb. Or he, yeah, I was just like slowly losing it in the back seat, like we gotta do something my man, we gotta do something.

I'm just silently sitting there like, please, if you gotta drive up in the curb, just drive up in the curb, like guy, you gotta get me to the airport. And finally, one of the trucks moves. And we get through, the driver, I'm gonna let you know, for the rest of the trip, might've been going 95. This guy went like, he's driving through the streets

of New York, making sharp turns, like he's in a chase movie. We get on the highway, I don't know how fast he's going, we're zooming by cars. I got got I think we left New York City. We got out at maybe 455 458 something like that. I was at the airport by 513 That man went so fast dude. It was crazy That is fast dude it was crazy that is he was I actually had somebody like that too who's

I think I was coming back from LA and we're like we got to get to our flight he's like I got you use like literally going warp speed I was like sometimes you know what I'll risk the death sometimes like this is my man right here you get a tip dude sometimes you gotta risk it

oh my god that's what I was gonna bring up so the other from last episode okay we talked about the take the sock guy yes right oh my god everyone everyone I must let you know we have an update this is awesome this is the coolest thing I can't believe this worked out for us yeah this is the first time maybe an ever that our weird shit that we've like come across in life has actually had a payoff I'm

so pleased with this yeah it's it's genuinely just unbelievable so it was a tick-tock that's the way that we kind of figured but it was not take the sock, it was take the shot. And so there's a weird TikTok meme of this extremely fake setup scenario from like two years ago. Where this guy goes around and he just goes up to random people and he's like, Hey, what's your name? And then they're like, Michael. And he's like, pretends like he's talking into a headset. And he's like, take the shot, take the shot.

And the guy's like, what? And he's like, yeah, we got him, we got him. Take the shot, take the shot. And then the person just starts like running away. And then it just does the classic like shoehorned in laugh track of like, ha ha ha ha. And like everybody's laughing and the guy's laughing like, oh, we got him. And the other person's like hiding in a plant I'm like is the most fake shit I

Have ever seen but I was like this is it. This is exactly what the kid did cuz he came up He's like, what's your name? And then he was like take the shot take the shot But he didn't go like he didn't pretend to talk into a headset He didn't pretend to do like any any sort of like, you know roleplay here he was just like saying it to me like he's talking he's like take the shot take this and I was like I don't know what you're saying and he's just like take the shot and then he's just he just looked at me like you don't know what it is like no he ran away my favorite part about this for you is that when we saw the video of this guy being like, take the shot, yeah, these people run away. In my mind, I love the idea of, if this was real,

and some guy was like, are you Eric? And you're like, yes, take the shot, take the shot. Dude, I'd be dead. Yeah, you'd be like, what do you mean? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? You'd be dead. Like, the hardest thing I go is,

you don't know what this means? You're like, I don't know. Yeah, it was is, you don't know what this means? You're like, I don't know. Yeah, I was like, I don't know. I genuinely was just like so confused. I was like, did he say take the sock? Did he say take the shot? That's so funny. I was just like, ugh. And I was like, it was probably some internet thing. Yeah, you would have died if it was real. Like, you would have stood have stood there were like what are you talking about? Oh, yeah, it feels like what you guy in a like suit like a Glass is like a men in black situation he shows up and did that I'd be a little more like oh

But it's just some kid. It's like ten years old with braces like the best part about it Is that you're in a grocery store? So I just imagine a sniper like a sniper on top of the Cheerios like a god of my sights It's like walk down another aisle some guy in a ladder He's gonna take the shot There's this there. Yeah, the guys up there snipers position like a kid who works. There's like sir Sorry, you have to get down from there. It's gonna get docked for my pay if you get hurt So it was clear that this kid saw this tick-tock

He probably thought it was funny Maybe he showed his friend and they pretended like and he's like dude I'm gonna do it and it's gonna be funny and then it it hit him that it's not tick-tock And he's like oh, and that was it I that it's not TikTok and he's like uh-oh and that was it. I love to that it's probably because he had braces that shot came out like sock which makes it even funnier. Take the sock! Take the sock! It just sounds hilarious. It just yeah it all blended together so I was like I don't know what he's saying. I love that. I'm so happy that this had a payoff for us because I had no idea what take the sock meant

Yeah, I do think take the sock is funnier though. Oh, yeah, who knows what that means? Mm-hmm But it's a good one. That's pretty good. I love that a lot. Oh, I know the the brain rot is gonna keep getting worse Yeah Just more and more kids growing up for being like, dude, I can do the TikTok thing, and then it just, it's gonna happen, and they're gonna find out. Speaking of brain rot,

I saw someone post, I don't know if it was on Reddit, or if it was on Discord, or somewhere. They were talking about Cox and Crendor, and they were like, I've been going back and They were talking about Cox and Crendor. And they were like, I've been going back and listening to the old Cox and Crendors, which by the way, why are you doing that? What the hell's the matter with you?

Terrible idea. But the comment was something along the lines of like, wow, Jesse said some really crazy shit. And I was like, well first off, we both said some crazy shit. But second off, second off, that was years ago that was like 12 years ago that's a different person you can't you can't hold that against me yeah no we both said some crazy shit back then that is well you know what are you gonna do it's

it is what is there the worst part is is I couldn't tell you what it is that they heard that I said I think I said so much crazy shit that I don't know what it was that got them. I couldn't tell you the thing that got them, but I just know that it was probably like, yeah, no, I definitely, I don't know what the hell I was thinking when I said that. No, yeah, a hundred percent. I did a, even like old let's plays and stuff. I like listen. I'm just like, Nope, I can't't I can't even listen to it it's just It's just uh, I don't know people, you know people change people grow That's that's life. I will say though your newest

top ten Mm-hmm the murloc one the murloc one the intro had a little bit of old crendor in it. I Don't know what it was, but I played it and it was like, Hey everybody! I was like, whoa! His voice got so high pitched, what just happened? Oh yeah! Sometimes it slips out. You had a little bit? Yeah. It's actually a remake of an old pointless top ten too. So I made pointless top ten murlocs eight years ago.

But that one, like my old pointless top tens I actually unlisted a bunch of them and I'm like remaking a lot of them because I just they're not up to the the current standard you see much like old old cocks and crendor. Right we should go back and remake word for word old cocks and cred doors. We really should. And so it used to just be like, number eight is this Merloc, and he's pretty cool, and there's this thing happening, and that's dumb, so I put him at eight. And that's like it. So now, I actually like, it's like a video essay where I like go into it, I like break it down, I give like lore details and some other stuff and like some theories and I'm like, yeah, it's pretty neat So yeah, it's uh It's it's much more formal now. I guess you can say I mean, yeah you do a

Deep dive a little bit more you're like, I don't know where these guys come from But I think they look pretty cool and I've been like like this guy, he used to be called like a garbage pal kid, but now he's not and I don't know why they changed that and I'm like yeah, this is good stuff yeah, but the old pointless top 10's, I used to literally just be like here's a guy in Stranglethorn and he's pretty cool that's it, like I didn't, we didn't go into any depth there was no, there was no follow ups, it was just

that's what it was, and so I was like was like you know what yeah some of these we got a room Plus those are like so old that a lot of new stuffs happened, and so I know there's a guy out there Who's upset? He's like he changed man those old ones they were good this new stuff too much facts. I don't like it Oh, yeah, there always is there's always somebody like that you changed use me cool. I mean they're right. I did change, but I It's there's always somebody is just like I can't believe he forgot this thing And I'm like I didn't forget it it just didn't make the list It's maybe it was number 11. You know it just didn't squeak in there. Who knows?

But there's always somebody that's like, I can't believe he forgot this one. That is a weird, I don't know what it is about the internet, but rather than assuming you chose not to do a thing, everyone's like, ugh, he forgot this, or he missed this. Or, you know, like that can, and I'm like, no, no, I just didn't talk about it because it wasn't important to me at the time, and I didn't miss it, I saw it, I saw it happen, I caught it, I just didn't think it was important,

and they're like, oh, I didn't even mention that, and like, I don't know that I have to, you clearly know it, so why did I, it's weird, they're like, you don't appreciate it as much as I do, and it's like, okay, alright. Right, right, I don't. It's... Yeah, it's, you know... There are times where I miss some stuff, but then I put it on the list of things I forgot. In other pointless top tens.

I made one of those, I gotta make another one. So... This man's gotta figure it out. Gotta figure it out. So that's been great. Honestly, I've been making pointless top tens every week for the last, I think, year and a half at this point. You've been, every Saturday. It's been very consistent. I'm impressed.

It's all about that consistency. Consistency. Eventually you're going to run out though. Unfortunately for you, you're going to run out. Yeah, you're going to run out. Not going to run out. You're going to be in like, top 10 rivers in this one zone at night you know what I mean? I mean it's probably something I would do already I've done I mean listen in the last like couple of months I did things you never noticed pop culture references we did weird things underwater that was a fun one we did best jobs that's kind of like an unconventional one did worse jobs so

you know if you get creative with, you get some really fun ideas. How much of it is people suggesting things? Because I feel like it would be really great if you did a... At the beginning, you could include all the images of people suggesting a thing, so it's theirs, you know? That's true. I could do that every once in a while. Sometimes, it's probably like... It depends. Some weeks it's nobody suggesting anything some weeks. It's like one or two people But yeah, that would be a good idea. I love I love your ability to decline that

You're like I could do that. I could well. No I never gonna happen. I've actually thought about doing that But it would probably it's gonna make more people to start sending me stuff and then if I don't put their thing in it they'll be like you forgot my thing you would I would think I would go to your videos and list off like that crappy a suggestion to be like you

didn't even do you want to do that top ten hairs and thralls beard you'd even do that though you. You suck. Yeah, that's the main reason that keeps me from doing that episode. But then there's like people, I'll like make a thing and someone's like, dude he did my suggestion. I'm just like, wait what? Oh yeah, I sure did. My method is I have a big document, like it's a, what do you call it? The notepad, the obsidian.

I use obsidian. And you can have like- Obsidian? What is obsidian? It's like a note document thing where you can like have a bunch of notes and files all together. Like, so- Obsidian notes.

Yeah, just look it up. It's obsidian. Oh, I am. Oh, I'm looking it up. Yeah, there it is. So It's uh, it's oh I am oh I'm looking it up Yeah, there is so it's like a note taker the a bunch of them look like they're galaxies or some shit it's like the the more basic looking one like Like this. Well, like you as an example, right? So you have like on the left you got a bunch of document files

Sure, and so all of those in mine are just different topics like critters or buildings or like buildings on fire. Weird things I saw this time and it's like just like a bunch of those and whenever I fly around wow I'll see something and be like put it down and I just like jot it down. And so I just kind of compile lists over time by just doing that. And I'm like, ooh, that'd be cool. Or like, whoa, that's a water well. Put that on the list.

And then after a while, you get 10 water wells. You're like, dude, let's go. We got it. Interesting. Yeah, so I've always. The best part about Obsidian is the website. When you go there, this is really funny. It says, I guess this is, I don't, I don't particularly understand what is being

presented to me because it's everything you just said where it has sort of the strings and the trains of thought, right? Except on their website, there's two screens. One's a desktop, one is a phone and they're paired together. Like in some way it's all connected, but on the phone it says 2023 Japan trip planning, to do, and then on the computer it says writing is telepathy. Oh yeah, I see that. And then it's like everything is a remix,

calmness is a superpower, creativity is calm, I don't even know how to read this, so combinatorial uniqueness this is like the ramblings of a madman and then for some reason next to it is 2023 Japan trip planning like in any way this relates to what's on this screen writing is telepathy dude that is hilarious writing is telepathy. And everything is a remix. Dude, everything is a remix. They just straight went with this. Everything is a remix.

This another, dude, what is, if you read the categories, these are so funny. One of them is travel. One is, like, I guess that's 2023 Japan trip. But one is, like, the list of connectors. I'm not sure how any of this connects. All of it connects back to evergreen notes,

turn ideas into objects that you can manipulate is the main point, which is crazy. But then branching off of that is calmness is superpower, travel, creativity is combinatorial uniqueness, emergence, recipes, books, health, what if it were easy? Tools, specialization is for insects, first principles, philosophy, 1000 true fans, and a little bit every day. Those are all connected. That's crazy. What does this mean? that's crazy what does this mean that is genuinely insane this is like the dude

at the Starbucks who definitely looks a little off who's been typing away frantically for like 25 minutes at his computer and they're like that guy's not writing a script I don't know what he's writing but it's not a script everything is a remix super power everything is a remix is hilarious. These are like the titles of those weird underground poetry books people make.

What's crazy is I bet someone would be like, that's true though dude. Everything is a remix. Oh 100%. Someone definitely would. I mean I just did. 100% there there's gonna be other people doing it. There's so many things here that I just I don't know what this it looks like it says company is a super organism. Like it just this is amazing. I'm I feel like I'm gonna bring this up on our Monday meeting in the office here and be like should we get this because I love this program. It's it's actually a really good program I got recommended to or from it by Twitch chat they're just like why aren't

you using obsidian? I was like I don't know what that is I looked it up and I was like dude this is pretty sick. Plus you can use it for free for personal use that's great. Yeah it's great I love it so check it out it's uh it is free awesome that's cool uh how's your uh how's your youtube algorithm i only ask is with my pointless top tens when i made uh what's it called things you've never noticed in world of warcraft that videos are like 120 000 that shit like the algorithm was like put them back in plug them in that like popped me off yeah I don't know um let me go look what what about the algorithm should I be looking for I don't know I

just noticed as soon as I made things you never noticed in wow like every video I started making just got boosted numbers so I think it just started recommending my videos more to people and And then once you hit that, then it kind of boosts your overall stats I noticed because once somebody watches something, even like a few weeks ago, it'll still like sneak it in like even a week or two later like, hey what about uh, this top ten list or like this video from that video you saw even like three weeks ago and someone will be like, ooh okay. So like for example somebody might have watched things you never noticed in a while and then they're like, ah sharks I don't really care about or like this I don't care about but

then it was like, ooh weird things underwater maybe I'll click that and it like recommends it so it'll like kind of it'll start like giving you little crumbs to the people like hey you remember that video you watched? What about this one? And so I noticed it does that more often when a video pops up. Yeah. I don't, for some reason, it still continues to do well. The animated short we made for Cox and Crendor Super Snake

is still just carrying the channel, even though shorts do nothing monetarily, it is in the last. How long is this? How long do I have it set for? Since the beginning of August, it's got one hundred and seventy seven thousand views, but we put that out on October 27th, twenty, twenty three. So I don't know why that's still doing well. That's a thing. Our scary game squad for Among that's still doing well. That's a thing. Our scary game squad for Among Ashes is doing well, but that came out in July, so I guess

that makes more sense. Yeah, for some reason it's always shorts. We uploaded a thing about Baldur's Gate 3. That did great. I haven't played Baldur's Gate 3 in forever. And just talking about it recently. People are like, yo, Baldur's Gate 3 is the shit. So I mean, that's got a lot of staying power. So I imagine, I'm just saying, Krendor.

If you want to make Baldur's Gate 3 Goblin content, I'm ready. Apparently, the kids love it. I mean, I've been ready. I've been wanting to do it for like a month. Yo, I'm ready. Let's go. But I think, the thing is like they're doing the mod, like the official mods next month, right? Oh, I don't. I don't know. When is Baldur's Gate 3 official mod date?

Larian Studios says that Baldur's Gate 3 will receive official mod support in September of 2024. Yeah. So that's because otherwise you gotta like do a bunch of mod stuff that's really annoying, which you could probably have somebody do for you. But I, I think once it's officially a thing and you probably just go on their thing and download it and it does everything for you. Hmm. Yeah, I don't I will say, though, I don't know what's I don't know what's going on. I don't I will say though I don't

know what's I don't know what's going on I don't ladies you're letting me down I know what's going on female viewership has dropped in the last 28 days and gross gross it's all over yeah it's all that's all I care about is the ladies and like men gross don't even care ladies where you at what's your heart breaking female viewership at in the last 28 days 13.5 percent it used to be 18 damn right he's dropped breaking I'm at a 12.8 percent was actually pretty close I don't know

what happened these were huge I felt what's your watch time from subscribers Watch time from subscribers. I don't even know where I would look for that information right above that. Yeah, is it it's yeah Watch time subscribers uh 76.2 percent for what Subscribe. Oh, it says subscribed oh Wow, yeah, you got a lot of subscribed viewers. I have fifty point eight percent not subscribed forty nine percent subscribed So I actually get more not subscribed viewers now Uh I mean, I don't know if that's good or bad if I would say probably good because it means you're reaching a lot of people

but if I know I think it is better because I think subscriber viewership is more like consistent so it's like when you're you got you got you need both like you need the consistent viewership of people subscribe but you also need the new viewers of it getting pushed to more people that aren't subscribed. So. Oh, of course. There's like a balance, and it's one of those things where I'm sure if I learned or cared enough,

I could figure it out, but I'll be real with you. I don't know it. Right. I just, I always have fun looking at analytics stuff. I guess it's probably more, so there's another, there's another analytic that is returning viewers versus new viewers, and I feel like new viewers is the one you should want to hit. Yes. So like your example is on Thursday August 15th, returning viewers I had 67,000, almost 68,000 returning viewers, but only 5,000 new viewers.

And the thing you should be doing is trying to increase new viewership. I'm just not very good at that. Right. I mean, like, I just know I'm not very good at that. Yeah, that's kind of what I've been trying to do, but I think that's what I've realized is it's almost like you just need a blend of stuff, but while keeping it similar so for example My returning viewers are probably gonna watch the things like Murlocs and sharks and beaches

But new viewers are gonna watch the things like pop culture references and things you never knew about like more of the generic You know it's gonna reach a broader audience because sure people to be like, what's something I never knew about? Well, most people are like, Murlocs, I'll watch it or like maybe I'll watch it. And some people like, I don't care. So like you just you need a blend. So that's what I try to do. I try to blend it. I try to do the things that I enjoy. And it I mean, it works.

It does well. I think the thing I have to do now because people keep requesting it and I'm not very good at this again let me just stress I'm not good at any of the back end YouTube stuff I'm just not good at it I just I just don't think I'm very good and one of the things that I noticed is that a lot people keep requesting memberships yeah it's easy to turn on I got that on I don't know how to do that at all. So, I'm like, oh, I guess I'll do a thing.

You literally just go in and turn it on and it's like setting up Twitch emotes or whatever. It's pretty much like the same. And then with my memberships I do like a monthly Q&A for everybody because it's a pretty easy thing to do. How would you, but how do you do that?

Like is there a thing I can go into and YouTube and be like, hey we're doing a video right now. You go to the community tab. And then only members can view it? You can make it so only members view the post. And then you can have videos that are only. How do you, crazy. And then you can have videos that are member only. How do you? Crazy. Okay, I mean.

Instead of putting it as like public or unlisted or whatever, you put it under members only. Interesting. It seems like a, it seems like a, like there's way too many different membership things that exist out there. They do, but I like having it because it gives people the option of like, do I want to go to Patreon? Would I rather do a YouTube? Like, is, I just like having the option of. That's, I mean, that's what people tell me. Everyone's to me personally, I'm

like, that's so many different things though. But I guess some people, like I'd rather be a member. I was doing a stream that was both Twitch and YouTube. People like, why don't you have YouTube memberships on? It was like, well, cause I got Twitch subscribers and they're like, well, I don't want have YouTube memberships on it was like well cuz I got twitch Subscribers and they're like why don't want to go to twitch. I was like oh shit. Okay. Yeah, so So that's the only reason why I'm considering it and I was like oh, I guess I could do a thing Yeah, cuz YouTube memberships are they're kind of like subscriptions for live streaming too, so you get like all the chat emotes and stuff It's a yeah, it's worth turning up. It's Yeah, so you know some people are just like I'll

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obsidian's conceptual thank you I'm glad that's what you thought exciting was you know I know I know your baseline well I got messed up because I was like I gotta go into this but then I already messed it up and then that just threw everything off. Yo, speaking of traffic, today while driving to the office to film this, I must stress to the various people who might be listening who have a wheelchair, I need to know this.

I need to know. So obviously there are wheelchairs where you can move by wheeling with your hands, right? And there are wheelchairs that are electric wheelchairs. I saw a dude today on the road, in a wheelchair, that was one of the like, you move it with your hand wheelchairs, but in front, he had, you know like those hover around things?

Yeah. Imagine that, but it was just a high powered scooter. This dude was going 20 down the road. This man was, it looked like the scooter in front of him was one of the ones that you would stand on like, you know, they put in different touristy places. But it was attached to his wheelchair and this dude was going fast. Damn, he modded his wheelchair.

I've never seen anything like, I don't know if he modded it out or this is a wheelchair you can buy somewhere, but oh my God, it was the coolest thing I've ever seen. And this dude, what made it better is he looked cool too. This guy had dreads, and he was like wearing like a dope ass t-shirt that said like, I don't even know, something cool on it. He was way cooler than I'll ever be. This guy looked awesome. He had those like ripped jeans that looked cool ripped, and he was just zooming down

the road and I was like, this is the coolest dude ever. ever I couldn't believe it I was mesmerized by this I watch this man drive down he was passing cars he was going so fast in his wheels like this is the coolest shit I've ever seen I don't know what this is but I love this and I just am putting it out there to anyone who could fill us in on this is that a team mob this or is that a real thing you could buy because that was awesome that is pretty cool if he modded it that was awesome. That is pretty cool. If he modded it, that's, like he's the Tony Stark of wheelchair technology.

That was, it was incredible. And it was, you could see, it was clearly the same, like, handle slash pole as those skateboard, scootery things. But he had like two battery packs on the front, which I think was what was generating the power to make him go so fast. But I also kept thinking,

wouldn't the wheels of his wheelchair, like would they come loose? How did this work? Because again, it wasn't a modded out wheelchair. The front bit was modded, but the rest of it was just this dude's normal ass wheelchair. That's gotta be some creation he made then. It was cool as shit. I was like, this guy's awesome.

I genuinely wanted to pull over and be like, dude, what's going on here? What is this about? I gotta know. That is cool. Yeah, let us know. I mean, they might make crazy wheelchairs like that. We just don't know. Yeah, I was like, maybe it just does exist. And I'm just not in the wheelchair community because I don't know. Yeah. Weathered. Maybe it just does exist and I'm just not in the wheelchair community because I don't know. Yeah. Weather!

Time. Yes, weather! We got a weather request for... Hold on. I'm going to hold this down and we'll land on a random one. Boink! Vigan City, Philippines. I miss their delicious Vigan empanada with longanisa pork sausage.

P-I-G-A-N? V. Like, Vicky. Vigan, Iluska, Sir, Philippines. Do you think it's called vigan? Do you think it's called vigan? Is it vegan? Vigan. I don't know, maybe it's, uh, Vizon.

I don't know. I don't know why to say this. Might be. Well over in Weigen, 87 degrees Fahrenheit feels like 98. Woo! Woo! 70% humidity is good. That's a lot of humidity. Pressure 29.81 inches. Visibility 10 miles. Winds 4 miles an hour. Dew point 76. UV index 1 of 11 moon phase full moon 542 a.m. sunrise 621 p.m. sunset 10 day but 89 degrees on Monday generally cloudy Tuesday 89 with p.m. thunder or p.m. showers not thunderstorms but Wednesday 89 with thunderstorms Thursday 90 with thunderstorms Friday 90 with thunderstorms

Saturday 89 thunderstorms Sunday 88 thunderstorms Monday with thunderstorms, Thursday 90 with thunderstorms, Friday 90 with thunderstorms, Saturday 89 thunderstorms, Sunday 88 thunderstorms, Monday 87 thunderstorms, and pretty much every day is high 80s with thunderstorms. It's crazy to me that when you go to this town on the map, the first thing you see is a giant cross. Oh yeah, I see that. The Bonte bell tower? But I guess? And then as you get closer, there's just more...

Is it a very religious city? Or at least founded on religiousness? Yeah, maybe. Oh yeah, Bonte Watchtower. There's a bunch of different places here that are just like, it's a cross. Like, oh, okay. Oh yeah. It must be.

What is that? Uh... Also, for some reason, a lot of empanada places. But like empanada places that look like a mom's house. Yeah. Which I'm gonna say probably the best empanadas you're gonna get. Oh yeah, 100%. Yo, Grandpa's Inn and Restaurant. Yo! That's the spot. That's the spot right there. There we go, Grandpa's the spot. That's the spot right there There we go grandpa's in we see also the prices to get boom boy

mmm So in order to get there it would take 22 hours from Los Angeles which by the way no way the hell is that happening For me 22 hours, but the prices are pretty cheap you can do that for under a thousand bucks That's not bad considering the flight time Yeah, that's true. Although if I did that I'd be like alright We're gonna go to Hawaii for a little bit, and then we're gonna go to like Australia A little bit and then like there's no I'd make it a whole month. I'd be like I'm taking a month off guys I'm leaving there's no 22 hours. I'm going sane on that flight Yeah, I would hundred percent go insane too

yeah I would 100% go insane too you'd probably handle it better than I could I mean on the way there I could sleep for like 10 of it but still that's like a whole that is it's so that's so many hours and they're flying to London for example is 11 and that's borderline by the end of that flight I'm like I just want to get off this plane I just want

to get off the plane yeah no it's I can't even sleep on planes. I don't know what it is. I just can't So it's even worse. Yeah, but although you know what I'm noticing Not a lot of I don't see any Fast food places. I mean I'm sure there's fast food places, but like you know an empanada stand or whatever But I'm not seeing like a McDonald's I'm not seeing like a McDonald's. I'm not seeing, I see Elle's Chicken. Shout out to Elle's Chicken. Yeah, I haven't seen any either actually. I see a Jollibee. Nevermind Jollibee. I see Jollibee. Jollibee.

But that's all I see really. I'm gotten fine with that. I'm sure it's there. Right? It's got to be. But I don't see it. And frankly, I'm pleased with that. We were for Shlumanati, we were looking at a place in Florida for one of our UFO stories and I was looking at the town because I was trying to figure out what this town was and it's a Florida town in the panhandles and the town itself is really small and it's clearly clearly for retirees, it has that vibe, but everything there was a Walmart, a Costco, a Taco Bell, a McDonald's, it had no soul, this town. Everything there was corporate as hell,

and I was like, there's not a single mom and pop place anywhere. Yeah. And I was like, there's zero culture here, and I can appreciate it when it's the exact opposite, when it's like, yeah, we go over to MC Bakes to get here, and I can appreciate it when it's the exact opposite when it's like yeah We go over to MC Bakes to get cupcakes, and you look at it, and it's Okay, maybe you shouldn't go to MC Bakes to get cupcakes

If you can find MC Bakes it looks like it's just a trash lot. I don't know what the hell this is Well, I'm trying to link it. Oh yeah I see it the trash lot. Okay. It's like 24 hours a day, got one review, that one review says... Wait but there's a Facebook page. Oh yeah they got an Instagram. The Facebook page looks amazing. These images look so good. I think it's just the... Someone put a random photo there thinking it was something else or it's nearby. Maybe, I don't know.

Man, yeah, there's a lot of... Looks like they do indeed have actual not garbage things here. I found the McDonald's. Well, now it's ruined. But, it's actually a found the McDonald's well now it's ruined but it's a my it's actually a cool-looking McDonald's hold on that work it looks like it's in a an old villa yeah that's what I mean it actually looks pretty cool that's. Yeah, and that's the weather and that's the weather Sports

We're all over the place today. I get I get a cold and I'm at half That's not that's not right It's all over the place is half staffed. You have all half staffed Sports It's all over the place, he's half staffed. I'm all half staffed. Sports, my god. The Olympics are over now. We have basketball still off season. We got football pre-season started up. We've been having some football, it's been pretty fun.

None of it really matters. The pre-season is just like fake games essentially where guys that probably aren't going to be on the team play against each other to see if like one of those guys can make the team. Sure. But it's football so people are like it's back. But it doesn't really matter that much. Then we have baseball still going. It's getting towards the end of baseball. We've got Yankees in first with the Orioles a half game back of them. Cleveland Guardians in first in the central. Astros in first with the Orioles a half game back of them Cleveland Guardians in first in the central Astros in first in the west and the National League at the Phillies yet the Brewers and the Dodgers all in first with the

Padres right behind them so Wild-card spots are the big thing it looks like we got who's in the wild card Baltimore Minnesota let's see who's in the wild card Baltimore Minnesota Kansas City and then nationally got San Diego Padres Diamondbacks and the Atlanta Braves so pretty pretty tight races all around for the old wild card spots in baseball and when does college football start actually they usually starts a bit before the NFL. It starts... I mean, whenever they're back in school, right?

Yeah, but I think school's starting. September? Usually? Maybe I'm wrong. Next weekend. Okay, then I am wrong. Yeah, next weekend. No, yeah, people have started school already.

So I've even seen school buses driving around. So I remember we were going, we were driving around the other day and then we got behind a school bus and kids were getting off the bus. I was like, dude, I guess school's starting. So yeah, school's here. And that's sports.

Okay, what is our fact of the day? Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. I actually found this one and I don't know if it's real or not, but it sounds cool. Okay, I mean, sure. Yeah. Ancient Europeans believed that if they ground up the bones of their greatest warriors or sacred animals and mix them in with the iron when forging a sword the sword would contain their Spirits making it stronger little did they know that by adding ground-up bones

They were introducing carbon to the mix creating a carbon steel which is much stronger than simple iron So they were making their swords stronger by adding sacred bones just not in the way that they thought I don't care if that's true Or not That sounds badass. It does sound badass. That's awesome. I love- did you see- speaking of swords, they- I don't know if it was in Germany this week. I think it was in Germany. They dug up a grave, and in the grave was a perfectly preserved sword from 3,000 years ago. And the sword, not only does it look cool, but the hilt has a cool badass,

it looks like two snakes or serpents eating the blade design. I was like, yo, that's cool as shit, that's like D&D stuff. Yeah, that sounds awesome. Yeah, they're like, it's 3,000 years old, I'm like, that's badass. You know those dudes were in the Germanic forest

fighting the the Romans Like mix our bones with the steel brothers like that shit was awesome. I'm here for it. Oh, yeah That is cool and That's your random fact. I love that fact. That's a good fact. Yeah Well, what is our big news story of the day? It's probably somebody It's like that's technically not not true but it's somewhat true. Don't care, it's awesome. We've established here that the rule of cool applies in all news.

It overrides. It overrides it. I don't care if it's not true, that's badass. Yeah. Big news story of the day, day, day, day. Day. Day. day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day day The Pennsylvania Groundhog is making a name for himself for something other than predicting early or late spring. An intrepid varmint dubbed Colonel Custard, so named for the frozen custard shop and mini golf outlet where he was discovered, was found stowed away with a...

...passal of stuffed animal prizes in an arcade game two weeks ago players were maneuvering a mechanical claw to pluck toys from the glass game case when they suddenly Realized a real live groundhog was blinking back at them So it's like when ET hit in the closet with the toys. Oh My god, this photo is hilarious Stop He was really just in there hanging out He really was just in there hanging out. Oh, there's one more right next to the University of Pittsburgh ball

He both has a look of like leave me alone and also help me please It's really funny The newly named Colonel was found in Hollidaysburg, a good hour's drive from Pennsylvania's far more famous groundhog town, Pucks the Tawny, and the owner at this Meadows frozen custard shop aren't being shy about promoting their own furry friend. Staff and owners made t-shirts that read, Respect the Groundhog held the online naming campaign that drew an avalanche of responses that are working on more promotional ideas such as naming one of their frozen treat flavors for Colonel Custard. Meadows manager Lynn Castle said

no one is sure how the groundhog got in the building but he must have clambered up in the game shoot into the machine. They were just staring at the stuffed animals in there getting ready to decide what to pick and saw a groundhog blinking and realized there is something alive in there. It took a village to set the varmin free. Employees first called the claw machine owners, who were too skittish to take the Colonel on. Next came the police, who called the Pennsylvania Game Commission. Game Wanderers opened up the claw machine and released the groundhog into a nearby field. It's a good story that ended well. He got set free, no one got bit. I love that they're still trying to like make

money off of it. He's not there anymore and they're like no we're still like we're gonna make t-shirts we're gonna like it's a thing we're known for now. Like okay all right. Yeah they're just like we got him out of there he's's in the forest. He's having fun, but uh we're gonna name stuff after him We got t-shirts. I thought I thought you're about to tell me they left him in there cuz it was like a good marketing opportunity Like whoa But nope he's it's the images are really funny. He's in there It's a Colonel custard of the ground hog claw machines Oh, I love that. That's a good story. You know it could have gone a different direction

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