Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 435 - Drugs for Burgers

Episode Date: August 26, 2024

The boys are back and this time Crendor manages to grab some brunch and a few good stories. Meanwhile Jesse is still recovering from his cold. Thankfully there's plenty to talk about from gaming to tr...ying to buy burgers with drugs...and for some reason choosing Burger King? All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to https://bit.ly/3Lr5DEK to download the PrivacyHawk app and use code COX20 for 20% off the Platinum plan.

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Starting point is 00:00:20 in four-hour recording studio morning. Recording. Beep, beep. Wake your ass up. It's the time for Credando in the morning. Beep beep beep beep beep beep. Credando in the morning. Hello everybody, this is your son of cocks and Credando in the morning. Yo, we're actually recording this kinda in the morning.
Starting point is 00:00:39 Kind of in the morning, yeah, I mean like almost, it's morning somewhere. Yeah, that's true, I guess we're always in the morning almost it's morning somewhere. Yeah, that's true. I guess we're always in the morning since morning somewhere Yeah on this earth of ours this great little ball and space floating in the void of stars It is in fact Morning somewhere it sounds like you're trying to write a term paper, and you're just like I was I was trying I was trying to write something. It was not coming out, I'll tell you that. How's your earth stay been going? Well, this earth stay has been rough. Like I said, I was sick. I got sick and I thought I was coming off of it
Starting point is 00:01:18 and then it just, my nose kept running and it kept getting like, you know, it got to the point where I realized either I keep downing medicine and try to dry myself out so I'm not snotty all the time, or I just start blowing like a crazy person. And so I, usually what happens if I take medicine, I get dried out, but then I get like a cough that lasts a long time afterwards. So this time I was like, screw it, I'm just going to blow my nose like a cough that lasts a long time afterwards. So this time I was like, screw it, I'm just gonna blow my nose like a crazy person.
Starting point is 00:01:48 And yeah, so far no cough. My nose is still a little like, eek, but I'm feeling fine. So maybe that's the strat. Maybe I don't wanna keep taking Dayquil and instead just be like, eff it, blow my nose. Cause other than that, I'm fine. I just, it's oh I hate colds colds are the stupidest well I think part of it depends on the type of cold because there's colds. I've had I didn't get a cough
Starting point is 00:02:13 There's colds. I've had where I do get a cough You know what how much you don't science this and let me have it okay? How much you stop trying to be like well actually there's multiple types of colds and different strains. How about instead you be like? Congratulations, Jesse you figured it out. Yes, you stopped yourself from coughing. No. I'm not gonna do that Cuz last cold I had I had cold in February There's a rough cold those like it's like you said I had the the classic like blue But then I started getting all runny and I was like Any blow your nose and then after that the cough it and I was just like oh no
Starting point is 00:02:50 No, I remember just like I strained my rib cage I was just like I'd like cough when I'd like hold a pillow up to my chest to be like That's fun Yeah, no, that's I mean that's what I wanted to avoid Uh, that was fun. Yeah, no, that's not, I mean, that's what I wanted to avoid. There's been times where I've gotten sick and it lasted like three days, but then I had a cough for like two weeks.
Starting point is 00:03:11 Yeah, it's uh. And I was like, no, not happening this time. Why do you get a cough after a cold? I assume because you got a lot of like, uh, slime coming out of your nose and some of it goes back into your lungs. I do think that's part of it. It's like the post-nasal drip type of thing.
Starting point is 00:03:31 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think the other one- So I'm trying to like, push it the other way. I'm like, no lungs, only nose. I think it's also your throat and lungs are all irritated. Oh yeah, cough is caused by irritation, receptors in the throat and lungs are all irritated oh yeah caused by irritation receptors in the throat and lungs and in infection increases the sensitivity of those receptors so really when you're blowing your nose being like I'm getting it all
Starting point is 00:03:56 out you're not really getting all of it out it's just everything's irritated well you know what I'm let me have this I was feeling good over this I'm not letting you have it oh man oh Now go off in the corner Every night, I'd be like dude. It's night quill time. Let's go What I will say shout out to night. Quill. It's like good night everyone Yeah, night. Quill time is fantastic We should get a night cool sponsorship out of all the sponsorships that should be the one night quill
Starting point is 00:04:39 You won't be awake for it Thank God you won't. Yeah, I wish. I wish. What was I gonna say? Oh wait, you had cold? I had the cold. Yeah, last cold I had, that was rough. That was like three weeks. And I remember- I don't want that. I got stuff. I got stuff I gotta do. I can't be, it can't be sick. It started out with the post-nasally drip where I was like I felt my nose Be like and I was like maybe it's allergies
Starting point is 00:05:07 It is like you know gonna be March things are starting and then nope It was cold It's and I don't even here's the thing I never really mind being sick for the first day or two where you're just kind of Like odd G's and you're like you know what I'm gonna eat some soup I'm gonna you know take the day off take it easy It's kind of like you're when you're staying home from school when you're like, you know what? I'm going to eat some soup. I'm going to take the day off, take it easy. It's kind of like when you're staying home from school when you're sick and you're just like,
Starting point is 00:05:28 you're watching shows and playing games. Like, all right. And then once you hit like day three, I'm like, all right, I'm done with this. Let's go. What's weird is that I wouldn't, so for this cold, for example, during the day, I'm fine. I'm doing all right.
Starting point is 00:05:44 And I know this is a thing because I've researched this. So I know this is like an actual way of last thing, but like during the day, totally fun. My nose isn't all that stuffed up. Life is good. I still got a little like funk, but like I'm fine. Nighttime hits. I'm like, oh, oh God.
Starting point is 00:06:01 Oh, what's going on? And I guess, at least from what I researched, there is a, like, uh, the later it gets, the more the cold kind of gets you. I don't know why that I don't like that. I don't like the rules. I don't like while I will have like a completely free, not runny nose. I'll go to lay down on my bed and suddenly they'll start running. And I'm like, where's the tissue? Oh my God.'m trying to sleep here. Why is it gonna be like that?
Starting point is 00:06:28 Yeah, I know you gotta stay hydrated you hydrating. Oh man. I've been drinking so much water I went through a lot of water. All right, that's good Yeah, all right. I'm all night cuz then I'll wake up in the morning. I'll be like oh I know some water. Yeah at night because then I'll wake up in the morning I'll be like oh yeah some water yeah well at least you're on the you're on the home stretch now right yeah I mean I I've been I 100% M it's just one of those things where it's like a little bit a little bit there so if I have like a scratchy voice or a little stuffy nose it's cuz I'm at the tail end. But I've been, I've been souping it up all week.
Starting point is 00:07:09 I went and got pho one day. I got a ramen broth the other day. They were like, you don't want noodles? It was like, no, no noodles. I don't want it. I just want the broth please. And they were like, okay. I was like, thank you.
Starting point is 00:07:27 broth please and they were like okay like thank you um I went and got the spicy Campbell's soup at the grocery store again I love that it's a I'm probably I'm sure it's super salty but love it it's extra spicy I got the chicken soup it's good stuff yeah I just souped it up got a lot of broths in my body and then drank a lot of water. I mean, that's pretty much all you can do. Yeah. Although one day I did go to a bakery and get like a little bread loafy thing.
Starting point is 00:07:59 And I thought, my assumption was I'll eat this throughout the week. I proceeded to eat it over the course of a day. I was like, I'll just snack it on bread. Cause I was like, man, this bread's good. It was like a sourdough. I was like, Oh, this is good. And I, I originally got it cause I was going to dip it in the soup. But I was like, Oh my God. I just sat all day munching on it. By the end of the day, there was like one 18th of a loaf of bread left. And I was like, well. I'll save it for tomorrow
Starting point is 00:08:28 Yeah, oh It reminds me of breakfast hold on I wrote down I got you hold on All right here we go I wrote this down, so I forgot to bring this up last week, but Friday last week we went to breakfast and it was you know pretty normal until this one Lahiri came in and it was your classic Crazy brunch lady. So I love a good crazy brunch lady. First off. It's raining outside. Alright, so She comes in and she has her phone in a Ziploc bag. Okay?
Starting point is 00:09:11 Now, I was, initially I assume, oh, she had it in a bag because it was raining out, she's going to take it out. She did not. She kept using it while it was in the Ziploc bag. Wait, hold on. Visually, what does this look like? So she's got her phone. She's got a little bag. Like, the bag you put sandwiches in and stuff, right? Sure, and then she's just using it in the bag while it's raining?
Starting point is 00:09:36 Yeah, well, she's inside now, but I take it she was using it while it was raining. The bag was wet, but now she's like sitting at the table, and she's like using the phone with the wet bag. So I'm like like why don't you just take it out it's a solid question but I what kind of phone is this I was just like an iPhone or something because I mean did it seem like a newer because newer phones are like they've got some water resistance built in now that's true so I get I
Starting point is 00:10:03 didn't know it was like a germ thing right but but still the plastic would get germy yeah that's what I was like that doesn't make sense I have no idea it's wet still I don't know if she was like well I'll finish up this call and then I'll take it out the bag yeah she was which is still crazy which is still like also I mean maybe she walked to the restaurant She did not So she drove, so she would have had to put it in the bag before leaving the car and then walking couldn't she have just said hold on I'm going into a restaurant really quick and
Starting point is 00:10:39 just finished the conversation in the car? Well she wasn't on the phone. She was like texting on it bro What I thought she was just talking no she was literally texting on the phone in the bag That's what I'm saying. She's like using the phone through the bag like texting on it. I like ziplock All right, I got no answers for you texting in a bag makes no sense. That's I'm saying, so I already knew this is good. She's gonna be an interesting character And she sat down literally at the booth behind us so she was like right there And she was like walking and she must be a regular because she sat down and they're like oh Here's your table you like and she's like it is raining outside
Starting point is 00:11:23 It is I hear it's supposed to be raining for like 20 minutes And then it's gonna stop. I think it's supposed to start up again And I was like Okay, like it doesn't even matter like she's we're in the restaurant cares and then She's like yeah my uh My Tesla's getting wet So she had a blue Tesla by the way. Do you think she just doesn't like water?
Starting point is 00:11:48 Like she's like a water-phobe? Why'd she get a blue Tesla then? It's like the color of water. True, touche. Yeah, well I get blue. If you don't like water, well I get a blue Tesla. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. So, she did all that.
Starting point is 00:12:04 She still... I can't believe that was your take away that's so funny yeah okay so then she's still just like doing her phone thing and then she was they're like do you want your what do you what you normally drink she's like yep iced tea less ice and then sugar on the side and they're like okay so they bring out her iced tea less ice sugar on the side and they're like okay so they bring out her iced tea less ice sugar on the side and she's like still on her phone she's still using the phone through the bag all right and then they're like oh what do you want to eat and she says I want my sandwich I don't know what sandwiches was what it
Starting point is 00:12:40 was but she's like sandwich mayo on the side one pancake I don't like more than one pancake one pancake fruit, but only orange slices All the people you know what of all the people on planet Earth that would have a phone in a plastic bag This is oh, yeah as soon as I heard that I was like all right This is all adding up now fruit, but only orange slices. Just ask for an orange then You could just say just orange like but yeah, she's Fruit but only orange like it's like she's ordering for a child. Yeah, it was and They got it right because they brought it out, and she's like fantastic and then Okay, she proceeds told there's like another person comes in and sits down in the booth behind her
Starting point is 00:13:26 and it's like this mom and her kid the kids like on a four or something and Well, I know he's four because she turns around and goes. Oh You having fun? How old are you? And he's like four and she's like my daughter's three And the mom's just like oh, that's cool. Yeah, and then she's like my daughter's 30 and the mom's just like oh that's cool yeah and then she's like yep it's I bet you when's your birthday and he's like December and she's like wow it's Christmas time you get Christmas presents and birthday and they're like yeah and then she just like turns back
Starting point is 00:13:58 around and starts using her phone in the bag again I was like dude what the shit is happening I have a genuine question do you think she really has a three-year-old child I don't know I do not know if I if I had to guess I'd put it like a 40% chance it feels like the I think you should leave with Bob Odenkirk where he's like yo yeah I got a great wife at home life is good I got that you gotta have triples I got three cars one to drive one to show off and one I keep since you know I gotta have triples like you think that's you think that's the situation she's just like I'm gonna make up some stuff and
Starting point is 00:14:43 hopefully they'll believe me or do you think she really has a kid at home? And she just ditched that kid to go get breakfast. I'm sorry to get a sandwich one pancake and some orange slices Yeah, I enter Tesla. I Don't know, but there's a few other things she also the guy came back the waiter guy, and she was like I am so tired Like she just said I'm so tired like twice then she talked about she was like so uh She asked the waiter about something and he was like oh, I think I saw your Tesla like this place I was like oh, it's her so like they definitely know her and she was like oh, yeah, I was there And then she's like what were you do what car do you have whatever and then he's like yeah I got it you know
Starting point is 00:15:28 I dropped out of high school but I graduated and she goes that is so sad that is so sad you are so sad and I was like yeah that is so sad. And then she said she talked about how she used to be a teacher So she used to be a teacher like I guess a grade school teacher And then I don't know I guess so she was like oh, it's sad you didn't keep getting educated Because I used to be a teacher or something. I guess she does now drives a Tesla talk plastic bag Yeah, she moved up in the world like this
Starting point is 00:16:10 Can can afford to order an insane lunch? Yeah of sandwich one pancake and only orange slices with tea not too much ice sugar on the side Yeah, it was one of those like Starbucks orders that was make fun of yeah And so it's a very specific order I feel like if anything you at home could make a sandwich one pancake and orange slices much cheaper Probably, but I think like the order you should get at a restaurant I feel like she's just she likes the social aspect of it I know there's a lot of there's a lot of people that go to like brunch all the time
Starting point is 00:16:47 It's like the social aspect of it, but she was there by herself Well, she was like talking to every like she talked to the people behind there She talked to the wait staff they all knew her like clearly she talks to everybody in fact when she was leaving this person I want to say like 40 Interesting okay, I mean was this person? I wanna say like 40. Interesting, okay, I mean, all right, it's not, I would have thought, all right, 70, no one to talk to, no one at home, this is what you do, you go out, you talk to people, you say, 40?
Starting point is 00:17:16 Well, she said she has a three-year-old, not gonna have a three-year-old who's 70. Yeah, with a kid at home? Yeah, you're right, I don't know, I have no idea what. Maybe sometimes, maybe she just needed to get out of the house. You know what, I don't fault her for that. That was my theory, I was like sometimes maybe she just need to get out of the house. You know what I don't fault her for that That was my fear. I was like maybe she just needs to get out of the house because otherwise Why didn't she bring her like three-year-old with her to eat?
Starting point is 00:17:32 Exactly sounds like you think the three-year-old and the husband are like stop talking into the bag Baircing us she's like you don't understand me. I'm gonna go get my sandwich one pancake and a bunch of orange slices Yeah, like maybe I don't know but my favorite part alright, so she's like alright. I'm gonna go get my sandwich one pancake and a bunch of orange slices Yeah, like maybe I don't know but my favorite part alright, so she's like alright. I'm gonna leave Whatever she like said goodbye to the weights like she looked into the kitchen and said bye to people And then walked out to her blue Tesla, and I was like I Wonder I was like I just want to I just want to know, what's her Tesla look like? Is it cool? Walked outside?
Starting point is 00:18:07 Do you think she's an owner? I don't think so. I think she's just, I feel like she's just getting out to escape. I feel like that's what it is. And I think she probably works a lot, so that's why she's like, I'm tired. But at home she's worn out. Sorry, but what was going on with the Tesla? Oh I walked outside she was parked in like three spaces. Yep. And I was like that's it that's the cherry on top. It confirms all
Starting point is 00:18:35 of it yeah. Yeah just straight up like parked in three parking spaces. Because I was gonna say there's like a little bit of self-importance when it comes to going over and like Actively be like thank you chefs. Thanks everyone in the back. Thank you like Most people don't do that and the reason why is cuz they got shit the chefs got shit to do they don't have time to be Like cool. Thanks stranger She's ingratiated herself in there to a point where it's like a self-important everyone here knows me so I'm important yeah and so she's like oh they must be waiting for me to say bye or something yeah there's definitely some self importance entitlement yeah and the three parking space absolutely steals the
Starting point is 00:19:16 deal oh hundred percent it's and so listen as soon as she came in with that plastic bag over the phone I was like like, this is going to be an experience. I mean, it sounds like it. It was. It truly was. I don't know, bro. I think if I had to pick one meal to eat out, out of all the meals, it would be brunch. You get the best of both worlds of breakfast, lunch.
Starting point is 00:19:41 You get people waking up, they're having their coffee they're like getting ready for the day but they're like talking about stuff like I got so much stuff to do today or I got stuff and then you know dinner's a little more like chill people are just like winding down but like I think brunch is just it's great yeah brunch gives you the opportunity to
Starting point is 00:20:00 kind of cheat the day right like you're not going to brunch to get a salad. Yeah. Like salad is a lunch thing, but brunch isn't a salad thing. Brunch is like I'm going to brunch and I'm gonna get like a mimosa and something that I probably shouldn't eat.
Starting point is 00:20:19 Yeah. That's great. Usually I alternate, I'll get like a skillet big skillet thing and then I usually alternate to like a french toast love a good french toast all that's it's good that's great brunch stuff yeah and then one time they had chili and eggs I got that that's pretty good that's what I was feeling crazy I love it. You're crazy is chili and eggs Listen, you know how that chillies gonna hit? Good getting crazy
Starting point is 00:20:51 And then I keep being like maybe I'll get a sandwich, but every time listen I wake up at like noon So I'm just like no. I'm getting my breakfast breakfast sure So yeah the options there for those who did not wake up at noon, which is why brunch is superior, agreed. Yeah. So that's my crazy story. Well, you know what? I'm glad we learned about this exciting woman
Starting point is 00:21:18 and her adventures. I love that for her. Yeah, who knows? Maybe I'll see her again one day. I bet you will. I'm almost positive. If you go at the same time, she'll show up. Yeah, I one day. I bet you will I'm almost positive you go at the same time She'll show up. Yeah, I think so. I think it was on a Friday, too, so like Friday must be the day for her. She's got stuff to do. She's out there. Yeah, I've got stuff to do
Starting point is 00:21:39 Yeah Speaking of doing stuff. I've been playing wow Yes, how's that going? It's going pretty good. I'm having a good time. Are you deep in it? Are you just starting? What's the vibe? I'm level 76. I've done every quest in the first new zone. And it's great. I'm loving it. Love the new zone. Love the music. Questing's been good. I'm having it, love the new zone, love the music, questing's been good.
Starting point is 00:22:11 I'm having a great time. Although I usually love every WoW expansion start, but so far so good with this one. I just know I saw Gamescom and World of Warcraft Geekenders in my subscription feed. I didn't watch it, but I did see it there, so I knew you talked about WoW. I mean, talk about it only in the fact that it was probably something we talked about not knowing too much actually about, you know? The idea of everyone being hype and then me being like, no, I'll wait. I'll wait and see what happens because everyone's always hype when a WoW expansion comes out every time. Oh, absolutely, it's the fun. I just don't want to pay to go back and play a thing that I'll be like
Starting point is 00:22:46 I Could I could have played anything else you know so oh wait, but I'll wait and see what happens But if you're having fun at the start, then it's fun. I may not have fun at the start Our versions of fun. I think are a little bit different. I think so yeah, we are complete like Yeah, I want to be engaged in the story of what's going on and experience the adventure and I feel like a lot of the time World of Warcraft was better when they didn't try to make that a thing. Does that make any sense? Like when it was, no, the adventure is because you're making it with your friends rather Rather than, here's the story of Thrall and Jaina.
Starting point is 00:23:27 And it's like, alright, okay, this is fine. I mean, as for modern WoW, the story is always my least favorite. But that's always kind of been my opinion for a lot of them. I never really care about story. I kind of get into the story, but like, my favorite parts of the story are like the side quest things. when you have man-crick fighting quill bores, and you're like dude This is a crazy little side quest or like when you find Even in dragon flight. There's like a whole thing with the tuskar and helping them like dude
Starting point is 00:23:56 This is sick, and then they're like, but the main overarching story. I'm like out there Yeah, I will agree with you that I think they're zone to zone Storytelling is very, very good. The little tiny moments and things they include or like the zone conflict thing that's happening where it's like you got to defeat the spider people because they're queen. Like that's fun. That's always going to be fun to me. But yeah, the overarching, like the reason why I'm here and the reason I'm doing this
Starting point is 00:24:23 and what is this about? Like I need that in the game so I want to so I can play it I don't know why but if you don't give me a reason for what I'm doing all I think about is like well I'm just grinding and fighting guys and collecting bare asses and like this is boring It's just a problem I have like you need to sell me on why it is I'm doing what I'm doing or in the case of while Spending 15 bucks a month to play you You know right no I get it. It's uh Cuz I mean I already know I'm gonna be farming mounts. I'm gonna be collecting stuff
Starting point is 00:24:54 I play honestly, I think I play it more as a collecting thing now. I mean that's what we talked about in the podcast I was like Everyone that I've talked to Has been very hyped for this expansion. The only person who I know whose hype is legitimate is you because I know what you're going to do. You're going to farm mounts. New expansion means new mounts, new weird shit to look at, it's time to go fish.
Starting point is 00:25:20 I know what you're doing. You're not saying, oh my god, I can't wait for the three-part story, The War Within, to find out what happens to the world's soul. Oh yeah, I could carol on. Exactly. So I know when you're saying I'm excited, you're excited mechanically for stuff that's happening, versus the people that I see online who are like, finally.
Starting point is 00:25:38 They're going to tell a good story. And I'm like, guys, I don't know that I believe that. Like, I don't know that I'm with you on that yet. They could have straight-up said guys. We've removed the entire main story from the game Enjoy, and I'd be like oh sick all right Honestly, I go back and play I would be at that point I would be like yo see mean like the exploration and hanging out with friends and being stupid is the point and I don't Have to worry about the fact that like you've retconned the story Numerous times the point where it's just like nonsense
Starting point is 00:26:09 Fine free me of this burden, please I'd do it. Yeah, I go back and play immediately Yeah, it'd be great is then the story would become you just going around like doing all the like adventures out in the world like you'd go That's what the first game was yeah Yeah, you go to the mole people and they're just like big carrot man is destroying our village, and you're like oh shit I gotta help them out big care. We got stuff those big carrot man Yeah, then you fight big hair that and then all the raids they can just be like focused on each zone You're like you know the carrot man has a garden you got to go fight all the carrot men
Starting point is 00:26:41 And then you go to the next zone like oh, okay That's let but you ignore the entirety of the main story like I think yeah that's once you hit this big main storyline it's like you become less of the adventure and you're more of just a you're just a part of the game that's going to occur anyway whether you play it or not you're not really yeah I watch adventure I watched the cutscenes that were available that I assume were data mined on Wowhead. And it's all like, oh, Alleria, you're the main character,
Starting point is 00:27:12 and so I'm only going to talk to you. I'm the bad guy. And they're like, I'll kill you. I'll stop you from doing evil. And you're like, I have no investment. This is neat to watch. It's fun to see, oh, that's cool, very well done. But I have no investment in it. neat to watch. It's fun to see. That's cool. Very well done. But I have no investment in it. I'm like, why would I? Who cares?
Starting point is 00:27:30 I'm gonna let you know right now. I have skipped every cutscene. I have not watched one cutscene. I think I watched like 20% of one and I was like, alright cool, and I skipped it. I don't care. But I'm like, again, I don't... The only story game I truly enjoyed was like Baldur's Gate 3 and I think I loved it because there was so many different Pathways for you to take to the point where it's like you were craft that you're doing the thing where you craft your own Story right yeah, but yeah like if I play just some random game, or I know it's linear or it's like
Starting point is 00:28:02 You know any big like triple a story based game that you're probably going to play in love. I just, when it's just like pick your thing and it's like Johnson, we need to get the commander core to the central station so that we can power up the space bar and I'm just like, huh? Oh yeah. Dialogue, whatever. Like I will genuinely fall asleep. I mean, that just comes down to what people enjoy in games. Like, I'll never fault you for not being into like a story game, because I know that it's a genre for a reason. And yeah, and so I mean, like that's,
Starting point is 00:28:36 it's why I will tolerate Guild Wars II, for example, and not WoW, because Guild Wars 2 I don't have to pay. Right. Like a new expansion will come out, it'll be like 25 bucks, there'll be a bunch of story stuff and whether the story's good or not, it doesn't matter because then I can just leave for another six months and then be like yeah alright I'll come back when you make something new. But I don't feel obligated to grind, like I don't, I know there's things you can grind and do in Guild Wars. I don't even touch them. I don't feel obligated to do any of that. And WoW has a sense of like, no, you, you should be doing this because if you don't do this,
Starting point is 00:29:17 you're going to miss out on some of the story that's going to come later. So you've got to do this. And I'm like, Oh my God, what if you just gave me the story instead? You know, like, why do we have to make this a grind? Why is the grind to get to a gated thing that will then unlock something else? It drives me crazy. I do not like that at all. Yeah. I get what you mean. If I care about story, I would definitely feel that way as well. Yeah. Like if you, if they just gave me the story and it was easy to get, like that's kind of like why like 14 is the story aspect is the easiest part of the game. Like it's straight up just given to you.
Starting point is 00:29:52 You have to fight bosses and whatnot, but unless you're completely incompetent, you're going to beat the boss. Right. And so you're going to get the story. And then if you want to do extra stuff, that's the, the harder things. And I think the, the difference is that wow. It's like, no, no, no, the the harder things are gonna lead to more story though and it's like oh my god okay so you know I gotta find a group and that groups gotta get
Starting point is 00:30:12 good we got a farm stuff we got to unlock I'm like nah I just can't do it I just don't have the patience especially when there's so many other games to play or I'm like yeah I'll play something else yeah that's fair enough I do I do notice there's a lot of people though like they haven't played wow and like Years and there's like now here's my opinion on the state of the game and I'm like, you don't even play the game Sure, so it's like there's a thing but I think it's because so many people have played Wow Throughout the 20 years it's been around that like people do have like this kind of attachment to it because of its hold it has on so many people. I think a lot of people also just know that if you say wow you're gonna get some
Starting point is 00:30:54 number of views. Right yeah that's true. Especially if you have an opinion about it like this is I mean even to some extent Final Fantasy 14 had that happen lately with the newest expansion where people are like, here's my opinion and why I didn't like it. And it's like, okay, that's fine. But you notice those videos that are like, why I didn't like it do significantly better than why I did like it. Oh yeah, 100%. And so, I mean, that's just the internet and it's one of those things.
Starting point is 00:31:21 And so what ends up happening, what ends up happening, I don't know what I was saying there. What ends up happening is that people will see the videos that are like, I don't like this, and that will become the talking point rather than people who are like, I like this. So in my mind, I'm waiting for wow, because a lot of what we're seeing now is people being like, okay, I'm excited, this is good.
Starting point is 00:31:42 I'll give it a month and see what people think then as the hype dies down and content creators have to create content Are they going to create like it's still good or they can make here's ten things that are wrong And that's when I'll start to see sort of the real deal of what's going on right because I'm down for Them to be like hey, we're to end the story that we're telling right now. It's going to take three games to do this cool thing. And then we're going to like start a new level of World of Warcraft or a new experience or
Starting point is 00:32:15 whatever the hell they're doing. I don't know. But in theory, I'm like, cool, I would love to be a part of something that was a part of my life for so long. That's going to wrap up and tell us an ending. But just at the moment I'm like I don't know that I have the bandwidth mentally to deal with that community right now right it's a lot it's a lot the thing is like negativity always does better than positivity no matter what so even if like someone has fun they're still gonna
Starting point is 00:32:41 hit a point where they're just gonna start making like is this the shittiest thing I ever seen even if you click it and then they're like it's not that's what I want to look for that's what I want to see is when they start making content and they will that's gonna be like why it's bad I want to see the reasons why they say it's bad because you can very clearly and a spoilers to everyone making content we can all tell if you're like hearts in it so if you're telling us that it sucks, but it's very obvious that you're like,
Starting point is 00:33:07 you know, pulling at some crazy loose threads or straws or whatever, then it'll be obvious. And I'll be like, okay, so this is what they've chosen? All right, maybe it is pretty good. That's like when I made my things you've never, whatever in wow, what's it called? Things you never noticed in wow. I got so many people who are like, dude, when I watch like other people's videos, like where things you never never, whatever in WoW is it called, things you never noticed in WoW. I got so many people who are like,
Starting point is 00:33:25 dude, when I watch other people's videos, like, where things you never noticed, it's always the same shit. This is the first time you actually found stuff I'd never actually noticed. And I'm like, it's almost like it's because I fly around and actually have fun looking at stuff in the game and finding things.
Starting point is 00:33:40 You're also not a person who's trying to pump out content constantly. Yeah, no. Like, there's a lot of people that right now they'll do like either almost a video every day with like some insane, like, well, you got to find something to talk about. Or they'll do a show where they have to, in order to get the engagement clicks, they'll make like a crazy title about something, and then most of the show won't be about that, and you're like, well then why am I watching this?
Starting point is 00:34:12 And then you are just like, here's my video, here's what it is, it's 10 things, it's gonna be like 10 minutes, bye. Like that's it. You know what you're getting. Yeah, absolutely, and there is no pretentiousness to it. It is, this is what it is. And I'm earnest about like, this is a weird thing I found.
Starting point is 00:34:29 Rather than like, the thing I found that was really weird? How they underpay their employees. Let me tell ya. And it's like, oh Jesus Christ. Yeah, no, it's like... But again, the negativity. Like for example, I made a video being like, the WoW prepatch has been terrible I've got 20,000 views then I said sure wow prepatch is fixed actually fun now 9,000 views sure so like
Starting point is 00:34:54 Like people I think for one people get angry as well at something so like I gotta find someone else Yelling about this like okay, but once something's fun. It's like oh, yeah It's fun like they don't nobody really cares as much because they're either playing the thing or they've moved on. I mean, it is an obvious thing that is said constantly that people don't leave positive reviews. Like very, very, unless they're paid to do so, it's like their job. They don't because they're satisfied and they like move on with their life. Like I had, I did not write a giant screed about my apartment complex because I enjoyed them. Yeah. Like I posted a giant,
Starting point is 00:35:34 this place is terrible because it was terrible. And if they, and here's the thing that was after being there for 12 years. So for 12 years I was fine and finally I was over it. I was like, no. So I mean, that just should be a perfect example of why people don't do nice content. Yeah. Yeah, and it's-
Starting point is 00:35:54 Which sucks, cause that's entirely my brand for most of my stuff. It's like, I'm not gonna, I don't wanna, I don't wanna say anything mean. Yeah, no, it's, it's the industry. I, it's, there's, there's so many, like, I want to say, like, tropey things in the industry as well. Like, whenever you see, it reminds me of when you see a TikTok shop, right? And you know that they're being disingenuous. I'm sorry, what do you mean TikTok shop? You haven't seen TikTok shop?
Starting point is 00:36:26 The hell is that? Oh my God, this guy hasn't seen TikTok shop. What is that? What is that? When you're on- You can't say this guy hasn't seen TikTok shop. I don't know what that means. Like a shop on TikTok?
Starting point is 00:36:42 Yes, so now there's a thing where if you're on a TikTok and there's a little button at the bottom that says TikTok shop or like shop or something People can now sell products on TikTok and if you purchase it through the link then they get a cut Right? Kind of like Amazon affiliate in a way So there's a slew of people just being like, oh man, I just checked out this toothbrush and it's so good. Use my link to get it for yourself. And it's just every time I see a TikTok and it's got the little shop thing at the bottom, I'm like, scroll fast. I did see a TikTok. I didn't know it was the shop thing, which probably says a lot about the TikTok itself.
Starting point is 00:37:24 But I did see a TikTok where a guy was talking about Some type of job something he was like, yeah jobs these days He was you know, he's doing a rant about like the the economy and stuff No, it's like, okay I'm wondering what this guy's trying to say and it all led to him being like so I'm trying to say is this is an ad For and then he just tells you about a thing where you can air quotes, make $600 a week at home, uh, spending an hour a day doing paperwork or something. And I was like, what kind of pyramid ass scam is this?
Starting point is 00:37:57 Like what's happening right now? What is it? I just, this guy, and the worst part was is there was nothing in there about it being an ad, like he didn't start with this as an ad. Nothing, he like, he's like, I guess you could say this is an ad for, and then he just lists the product. But it was a minute into the video, and I was like, damn, TikTok over there being sneaky. Meanwhile, we have to be like, this is an ad.
Starting point is 00:38:21 I repeat, this is an ad. Yeah. Please be aware, this is an ad. And the thing we're doing right now is an ad. I repeat. This is an ad. Yeah, please be aware This is an ad and the thing we're doing right now is an ad it is an advertisement for you By the company that paid me to advertise it. Yeah, no, that's and there's still people they'll they won't do that Those like sneakily be like That's it's you know, I'll be fine. Oh Yeah, it's that's a whole thing So every time I see one of those I just scroll back cuz every time there's like guys
Starting point is 00:38:48 You won't believe this drink. I just found it's called super milk Maybe that's why I don't notice it's a shop because like guys you want to believe this thing and I'm like nope Not for me Yeah, it's... So watch out for those, you know. They're out there trying to get your money. I guess, damn. Those shops. Although I'm curious how many people actually buy it, because there's like so many gullible people on that thing.
Starting point is 00:39:18 Probably a lot. I would say the same amount that buy the Instagram stuff. When you go on Instagram, there's a bunch of shops trying to sell you shirts and hats and stuff. And I'm like, none of that looks high quality. Like everything you're selling looks like, if I got it, it would be trash. Yeah, no, I think a lot of people do buy it and it ends up being like the infomercials you buy and it's garbage.
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Starting point is 00:42:20 but we can't pick up their sites because they're in the rainforest and it's hard to get through the trees with our High-tech cox and crendor chapter copter technology, but I will tell you there is some traffic in the jungle right now I Don't know what I'm saying back to you you tried and I feel like you went someplace for sure We did go some traffic took you somewhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:47 Yeah, listen. One day. Where? I don't know. Yeah, one day it's gonna be, you're gonna be like, that's the best traffic I've ever heard in my life. One day.
Starting point is 00:42:55 One day. One day it will. You're getting there. One day we will have an actual traffic report, I believe. That's the traffic. All right, let's go to weather. Weather... I'm going to this. Alright, we have ten weather entries and we're going to this. We have stopped on Mar... Mary Hammon, Finland.
Starting point is 00:43:20 The capital of a small self-governing archipelago in the Baltic Sea it has a weird blend as they recognize Swedish as their Main language but belong to Finland. That's a little tiny. It's a little tiny island. Oh, yeah, Allen the islands Yeah, I see it 61 degrees Fahrenheit feels like 59 humidity 84% That's humid twenty nine point eight five inches of pressure visibility ten miles 6 16 a.m. Sunrise 906 p.m. Sunset winds 12 miles an hour dew point 56 UV index zero and a waning gibbous moon bubble 10 day
Starting point is 00:43:59 Sunday 69 nice mostly cloudy wind Monday 65 sunny wind Tuesday 67 partly cloudy Wednesday 67 partly cloudy Thursday 68 sunny Friday 69 nice partly cloudy and Saturday 66 partly cloudy so pretty much high 60s with some light winds partly cloudy it's pretty nice weather there all the images the weather looks nice too I haven't seen one image where it's snowbound yet oh yeah oh I see where that is like in between Sweden and Finland I don't know what this means exactly but I discovered a restaurant called ass pavilion Oh Pavilion but it's just this place called ass there's the whole part of this town called ass. Oh, they got the pub bastoon. Oh
Starting point is 00:44:48 Looks like a like a fancy place to go listen to some rock music. I guess yeah, they got the black cat cafe Nice Alex pretty all all these places look like they kind of slap. Oh, they have a pizzeria and sports bar All right time to judge their pizza sports bar has a sports bar vibe i'll give it that. The pizza is i mean it it would if they didn't drench it with what appears to be ranch like it is a lot of stuff. Too much range too much sauce. Too much although i will say maybe the reason why some of the food looks very American on this It's cuz it looks like this is a port town for like cruise ships. He kind of does. Yeah And so that's probably the Indigo restaurant and bar
Starting point is 00:45:39 You know there is a place called Rokuri kiosk in ab and it's just some little like kiosk and I think they just serve hot dogs and milk Hell yes hot dogs and milk. Yeah, it's just hot dogs and milk No, hey, yeah, it looks like a place that would be on a pier. Yeah, it does But like yeah also Yeah, it does. But like, look at the food. But yeah, also, also it is just, it's just hot doggy things and milk.
Starting point is 00:46:11 Yeah, I don't. Is there not any other, I mean I guess I see some with a Fanta. Yeah, and then on the hot dog is like ketchup, relish and something? I don't even know. Some white sauce that I don't even know what that is. Yeah. If you, is this like a delicacy? Like you're like, oh yeah, it's the, it's the classic dog of Sweden or Finland or whatever.
Starting point is 00:46:36 Yeah. I mean, there's one I'm looking at. It's, I think maybe the difference is that their version of relish is a little more uh pickle like the chop on it looks like just something different than what we would have for relish it does it's and i can't put my finger on it because i'm seeing mustard but the mustard they're putting on it is like gray poupon style mustard not like a yellow mustard yeah it's like the deli mustard type of thing almost but it's a little more yeah also this place is only I guess they know their audience this place is open from 4 p.m. To midnight basically every day
Starting point is 00:47:14 Except on the weekends is open till 2 a.m.. I mean I guess that makes sense Nobody's gonna be like oh man 10 a.m.. I need to get my hot dog and milk Sure, but like I don't know feel like a lunchtime but no I guess not I guess not yeah that's the weather oh right what is going on sports sports all main sports are happening sports do do do do do do do do do do do do do do so first off we do have the college football starting up we had Florida
Starting point is 00:47:51 State vs Georgia Tech in I think they played it in Ireland or something huh I have no idea I think that's what I heard but Georgia Tech beat Florida State pretty crazy because Florida State is supposed to be good. I don't really know much about college football except some schools are good. I hear some schools are good. Yeah and there's also some college football happening at random schools like New Mexico and Montana State and SMU Nevada and Montana State and SMU, Nevada and Delaware State, Hawaii It's a random matchup
Starting point is 00:48:31 But it is you know college football is back. I think it's the big thing people like football Then in baseball things are getting pretty crazy. We're getting towards the end of the season still We got Yankees in first with the Orioles a game and a half back You got the Guardians in first the Royals a game back and the twins two games back And you got the Astros pretty solid in first in the West with the Mariners for an app back over in the National League you've got the Phillies in first you've got the Brewers in first and the Dodgers in first and then for the wild card over on the National League
Starting point is 00:49:06 the way you said that was great over on the National League playoff situation you got the Diamondbacks, the Padres and the Braves filling out those spots with the Mets two and a half back of that last wild card spot over there and that's that and we had hockey when do what is hockey start up again out of curiosity September 21st is the first preseason game I think we're almost there yeah we're almost a hockey time and then I
Starting point is 00:49:38 believe usually the NBA's around the same time I think so let's see I'm gonna check, let me see, let me see, let me see yeah they're around the same time like September 25th so yeah and the September basketball and hockey both start up again so that's pretty fun and and then the NFL starts in two, a little under two weeks, like a week and a half is the first football NFL regular season game so I'm excited for that because I love football. I do a football podcast. Yeah, I mean that's your vibe.
Starting point is 00:50:15 You're a little football boy. Yup. And that's sports. Okay, what is our fact of the day? Fact of the day back of the day? It's a fact of the day Yeah This one Okay, hold on
Starting point is 00:50:40 There's two wacky ones. I'm gonna share her right okay. Yeah There's two wacky ones I'm gonna share, alright? Okay, yeah. It is illegal to share an image of the Eiffel Tower at night, but only for professionals. The landmark sparkling lights are protected under copyright as a work of art. Therefore, magazines, newspapers, and other professional outlets may have to pay a small fee to use imagery of the tower. At... but only night? But only night. So going day, you're fine to use it but when
Starting point is 00:51:07 the lights come on don't you do it. Yeah you gotta pay for that. Interesting. That's pretty cool. And then California gets a bad rap for earthquakes but did you know Missouri actually experiences small earthquakes nearly every day. The Southeast region of the state is part of a mid-continent fault zone, known as the New Madrid Fault. Here on the West Coast, we have a lot of fault line activity. Yeah. But I'm curious if the Midwest,
Starting point is 00:51:38 like when I lived in Ohio, I don't remember, I don't think we had one earthquake ever in the 15 years I was there. Uh, in the 35 years I've lived in Chicago, we've had two earthquakes I can remember. Yeah, I don't, maybe it's just not very active comparably. Yeah. But everything I'm seeing online is like, when the big one comes, that's good. That's it. It's over for all of us. I'm like in the Midwest. I guess they had one in 2018, but I wasn't there for it. So that would. Yeah. I remember. Yeah. I can remember two earthquakes. That was it. And they weren't like crazy. It was
Starting point is 00:52:17 just like, and you're like, Oh, what the okay. Wow. It was a 9.3 magnitude largest earthquake in American history and second largest confirmed earthquake in the history of the world. I will be honest, I forgot that happened. I don't even know if I remember it happening. 2018 is a different time for me. Yeah, that is like six years ago at this point. Yeah, but you think I wouldn't remember a 9.3 earthquake? Maybe you're just so immune to earthquakes at this point. Yeah. But like it would have been all over the news. I guess maybe it was. And then just suddenly COVID made everything else not matter.
Starting point is 00:52:59 Yeah, that's possible. Cause I don't remember any of this and they're talking about how like people in Pennsylvania felt it oh wow yeah I wow 25,000 people died due to earthquakes that day what now what the shit it's like a crazy thing we just like bite but really just looked over like what hold on hold on hold on this can't be real okay this can't be real never mind no this can't be real all this info this sucks I hate the internet all this information links back this sucks dude
Starting point is 00:53:39 all this information links back to a website called hypotheticalevents.fandom.com in hypothetical earthquakes. Why would they allow people to create full wikis for information that isn't real? So it's just the guy who went to a Star Wars wiki the other day son of a bitch That is pretty crazy they could just take hypothetical situations then make news out of hypothetical situation I literally did not It seemed like a normal news website, and then the links were to a fake news source that was a hypothetical events wiki like I just don't like that don't like that meanwhile the real one the real new Madrid earthquake struck
Starting point is 00:54:33 206 years ago oh okay that makes more sense that's that's it there's got to be some crazy like to illuminati thing there math is to be like the aliens have set up hypothetical situations to trick us. Well, I got tricked. They tricked me. They did. Because I was like, I don't remember this at all. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills then it's because it wasn't real. Either that or it's these crazy pills I've been taking. I gotta stop taking those. There's your facts of the day.
Starting point is 00:55:06 Oh, right. What is our big news story of the day? Big news story of the day. Man points gun at Burger King worker that wouldn't take drugs as payment. You know what? Of all the places I feel like would take drugs as payment, Burger King seems like it. I'll be honest. It does. So I get the confusion. A man who was arrested for threatening a Burger King employee with a gun for not accepting drugs as payment has
Starting point is 00:55:40 been sentenced to over a century in prison. According to prosecutors, the altercation between Burger King worker and customer was the first domino in a series of crimes committed by Eugene Robertson, 40, on October 17, 2022. That night, Robertson placed a drive-through order at Burger King in Aurora, Colorado near Denver according to court documents. When he approached the window, he attempted to pay with drugs. The employee declined, and Robertson pulled out a handgun and pointed it at the employee before driving away. Later, prosecutors said Robertson went to a convenience store across the street, and similarly threatened the clerk with his pistol. Upon spotting a security camera in the store, he shot the monitor it was attached to and left. The district attorney's office said that Robertson shot at two other people in the corner
Starting point is 00:56:25 store parking lot. According to the Sentinel Colorado, a witness in the convenience store told police there was something off with Robertson as he was talking about God and carrying a Bible. Yep. There's something weird about this man. One final report from October 17th, 2022 came from one of Robertson's friends who said he fired shots outside her apartment when she wouldn't open the door. They also said this apartment complex was where police caught and arrested Robertson, who was hiding behind bushes. No serious injuries were reported for many of the victims, and he was sentenced to 143 years in prison. to 143 years in prison. He was charged with 8 counts of attempted murder and extreme indifference, 4 counts of felony menacing, illegal discharge of firearm, possession of a controlled substance, harassment, 2 counts of reckless endangerment, and a partridge in a pear tree. Yeah, I mean,
Starting point is 00:57:18 listen, if that guy was po- I'd be like, sure, I'll take the drugs, like, and then just be like, hey, uh, that guy was gonna, he pulled a out, so I just took his drugs. Yeah, dude I you know what I'm not getting shot for Burger King. Yeah, seriously I'll take your drugs man. Go live your life here have our terrible burgers and go live your life you want an extra one Yeah Burger King Probably the worst out of all the fast food establishments. I'm not gonna say probably I'm gonna say definitely Actually, it's a lie Arby's worse Okay, yeah, Arby. It's probably worse. Yeah, but Burger King second to last definitely definitely truly terrible food
Starting point is 00:57:56 let me tell you I went to Burger King comm just now and The first they say pay us in drugs on the front page close It says BK and Walmart Plus go better together. And the fact that they've teamed up with Walmart Plus makes me want to eat there even less. The fact that even the images of their burgers don't look good? Yeah, it's just, they look almost fake. But like... I mean like, they're definitely fake, but like, not in an appetizing way, but in like a way that makes no sense.
Starting point is 00:58:27 Yeah. Ha ha ha ha. Like they don't look good. The chicken sandwich doesn't even look like a good chicken sandwich. Like it doesn't look like I would want to eat it. Yeah. It's- yeah the chicken sandwich looks just like a big dry piece of chicken on a bun that's too big. Yeah it doesn't look delicious at all.
Starting point is 00:58:43 It looks too big. Yeah. It looks too big. Yeah, it looks terrible. It just does not look good. I don't like the fact that they're offering delivery stuff on here. Order delivery. How much do you... If you could have anything delivered, Burger King's what you would choose?
Starting point is 00:59:01 That's a lapse of judgment right there. I'm going gonna have to check review bra see his Burger King opinions he had done some Burger King recently I imagine like everyone else he's like it's trash I don't think the man he might I think I recall him saying he likes the chicken fries oh yeah but he looks like a dude who would like chicken fries he does I remember I tried one time it was like it'd be like eight years dude who would like chicken fries. He does, yeah. I remember I tried one time, it was like, it had to be like eight years ago,
Starting point is 00:59:28 everyone was like, chicken fries, they came out. I tried them, they were burned and tasted terrible. And I was like, I think that was the last time I went to Burger King. The last time I went to Burger King, I was traveling across the, I think I was going to maybe someone's wedding, and I was driving across the country and I saw Burger King. I was like, well, it's along the way
Starting point is 00:59:47 and I know it's all right sure got a Double just a normal double cheeseburger. I was sick for like a day and a half. I It did not settle well at all I was like what the hell did I eat? Oh, yeah, and all I had was that Burger King. I think the last time... Not a fan. Actually, I think before the chicken fries, there was like a time nine years ago or something I ate Burger King and I did not feel good after either. Like Burger King is... There used to be a time when I was a kid that I actively would choose Burger King above everything else because I liked the flame broiled taste
Starting point is 01:00:29 more than I did the fried McDonald's hamburger or whatever. But I don't know what happened. At some point over the last 10, 15 years, they were like, screw it, our meat's gonna taste like ass and we're gonna cover it up by putting way too much ketchup and mustard on it. And now every burger they have there tastes like the sauce rather than meat and everything is like hyper low quality and then yeah they're like instead of giving you a good chicken sandwich chicken fries is what we came up with like cool alright great.
Starting point is 01:01:04 Yeah it's not an appetizing place to visit yeah no it's uh I remember I went to Burger King a few times like way back that it was like 2000 and I wanna say 10 and it was like pretty alright then but I don't know if my taste buds have just gotten better or the their quality's gone down or both but it's it's just every time I'm like, what if I got Burger King? I'm like, I could literally get anything else. Like, anything else. Anything else!
Starting point is 01:01:35 Plus there's just like, I mean even, I think that's part of the problem is like all the all these restaurants back in the 90s or even like early 2000s they'd be like, hey come here, You got the fast food It's cheap. Whatever now. It's expensive, and it's still bad. It's like I can just go to like Anywhere else and pay the same amount at that point. I'm gonna send you this link It is a what it's called what happened bro. It's under memes Looks like this is way back in the day There is Ryan Gosling. Yeah
Starting point is 01:02:04 way back in the day there is Ryan Gosling. Yeah, kid Ryan Gosling and then adult Ryan Gosling from Blade Runner 2049 are the two images here. But then what else is happening? So kid Ryan Gosling is kinda happy, everything's vibrant and it says, new beefy five layer burrito 89 cents. And then the other one of him like, it says beefy five layer burrito five dollars and thirty six
Starting point is 01:02:25 cents and the thing is is the image is the exact same that burrito has the exact same contact with the same it has not changed and they are charging so much more that's so gross and that's how I feel about it like a crappy burrito with crappy stuff in it for 89 cents I'm in you've sold me I'll eat that a five dollar thirty six cents crappy burrito. I'd rather just go get a real burrito. Oh, I'm what's What was let's say one dollar back then worth now out of curiosity Inflation calculator here we go I'm just gonna say 1990 or sure and now it is worth two dollars and 41 cents so that is not only has the price just like of inflation
Starting point is 01:03:18 but like if it was the same price that should that burrito should be like three bucks maximum yeah what if I go to Omaha, Nebraska? All right, let's go to The one near the Iowa, Nebraska border, right? Start my order. Let's see what we got here store open till 11 30 p.m. We'll do it now We'll do in-store pickup in store now Okay finish All right burritos
Starting point is 01:03:50 What is it the five layer? beefy five layer burrito Yeah, if you're in the middle of America 379 is what it says Hey, I just went downtown on Dearborn and it's 529 Interesting they know they know so it's kind of it's kind of like gas and that depending on where you're buying the gas you're paying a different price that sucks
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