Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 436 - Ikea Pajama Party

Episode Date: September 1, 2024

The boys are back and this time Crendor takes it to the comment section! In fact we are all about the comment section this episode. Maybe even open to trying to a new segment on the show??? Meanwhile Jesse gets busy mismanaging his time - as he does. Also have you seen lego gollum? We love lego gollum! Then Ikea has a pajama party and didn't invite Crendor! All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50 and use code cox50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month.

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I'm doing pretty darn toototin hell. Yeah cowpoke you uh you rootin and tootin or just tootin Probably just tootin there's been some occasional But you don't want to get you know way to caught up in the in the root and the tootin yeah, sometimes. It's too much Yeah, that's That's a little too much rootin tootin if you ask me. I mean's too much. Yeah, that's a little too much rooting tooting if you ask me. I mean, I get it, I understand. Yeah.

How about you? Are you rooting tooting? I am, I'm doing all right. I am officially fully over a cold, feeling good. Life is great. Just like, this is my tip to all the streamers out there who we know listen to this. We know you listen. We know you're tuning in for this.

As like a good resource for streaming. Yeah, obviously, yeah. This past week or maybe like two weeks, I decided that I would take a bunch of TikTok brand deals. Cause in my mind I said, nice, a bunch of money to do 60 seconds of something? That sounds great. Let me tell you, it was a lot more work than you would think. And all three were due yesterday.

So this entire week was like a sprint to the finish line trying to get stuff done with having no time to do it. It was great. It was good times. Good times. Sounds like great times. Yeah, yeah. It's a lesson I will say is that when you see like, here's what we need from you. 60 seconds of a video for TikTok. I'm like, awesome.

In reality, it's like, it's gonna take four days to make this. Yeah. Like, ah, right, right, right, right. Forgot production was needed. You didn't just want me to go on there be like my name is just Cocks and I like eating goobers yum yum like that's We really didn't like the way you said goobers Can you like a little emphasis to it also?

can you like add a little emphasis to it? Also, maybe like splice in some shots of you like, you know, eating the goober, like holding the goober, playing with the goober, taking it for a walk. I don't want to, I'm not gonna put them on blast. So I'm not gonna say who, but a friend of ours recently did branded content with a group that he works with.

The horror stories I've heard of, they were like, hey, we want a celebrity who will be in this video. And they're like, cool, yeah, we can give you a bunch of celebrities that we can try and get involved. And wouldn't that be amazing? And they listed all these people.

And the one they really wanted was Jack Quaid. They're like, Jack Quaid would be amazing. He's perfect for this. He fits right into the genre of what we're trying to do here. Fans would eat it up. Everyone would be so excited to see him do this. And the person who was responsible for the brand deal was like, I don't know who that is.

And they're like, the boys, Star Trek, he's a super into the gaming space. Hilariously still had no clue. So they go through the whole process, they're sitting there trying their hardest to make this content, and they ended up going with like, I don't know, some DJ dude. I don't know who it was. Everyone was just so disappointed, but the person in charge loved the idea.

There's no fan of this product, which I will not say no fans could be like wow I'm so excited DJ cool kid was like the guy who promoted it and yeah it just sounded terrible the whole thing sounded terrible but the funniest part was at the end when they were wrapping up the person in charge was like yo on your recommendation I started watching the boys it's really good I was like oh my god I was like absolutely I would go crazy I would be like what's the matter with you yeah yeah I started watching that's the world we live in. We should really get that guy. Yeah he seems really talented we should get him.

Yeah that's kind of the I can only imagine I would have lost my mind. I mean granted I've seen I mean we've been doing this 15 years. Yeah, right Yeah, so like the amount of times I've seen big company be like we want to do it this way and we're like this probably Isn't gonna work and then it doesn't work and they're like wow, why didn't it work is? It's a lot. I want to say they don't understand the space But at this point it has been 15 years If you don't get it by now, that's on you. Yeah, that's a you problem like it is it's a different beast than normal TV and I've been watching a lot of normal TV lately and

On there there is still a lot of the old-school what it used to be but now they're trying to copy internet things and memes and so it's news doing old news formats, but with the things that you would imagine you'd watch on the internet. It's like today we were downtown talking with the mayor about the new squirrel program. When asking about the squirrels, they talk to them and the mayor the mayor, you know, they talked to me the mayor's like, you know Sometimes you got to take care of squirrels because they can be a little nuts and they're like ha ha ha back to you in the studio And I'm like what? Why is anyone watching this to be fair? I'd watch that segment

You would I was oh my god, dude so on geek engines we had preach on and I was talking to him. I don't remember mentioned during the on and I was talking to him I don't remember mentioned during the show but I was talking to him before about World of Warcraft and I was like look dude I'm relying on you to give me the lowdown on the new WoW expansion because when I talked to Krendor this is our conversation I'm like yo do you enjoy the game he's like yeah well I got to the second zone and I spent 25 minutes looking at lizards.

They're really cool lizards. They're very, very good lizards. I'm like, that's all he talks about. And the funny thing is, is today when I logged into, I think it might have been Twitter or maybe Reddit, I saw a post about like, these guys are great. And it was those same lizards that you were looking at. And I was like, wow, the lizards really got the people. And so I was like. That'sards really got the people That's the hard-hitting things people need

It really apparently I guess I'm the I'm the outside people want squirrel news They want lizard views and I apparently am not that I Did listen to the to the podcast at least though the entire Wow segment which which was like 75% so yeah I couldn't believe how long we went on about wow like I was on her she has no context yeah I think it's a dodger every so often she's just like zoned out yeah what was she gonna be left the room yeah she's like I played a classic loud I'm like oh god yeah all right but it was actually like hearing his opinion on the, uh,

the story and stuff. Cause I'm not, I'm not going to lie. I skipped every cut scene, whether it was in game, like just cinematic, skipped everyone. That's what I was talking with Davis about Friday. We, we filmed scary game squad and I was like, so how are you enjoying it? And he and I were talking about it. He's like, I'm gonna let you know, I love to read all the lore. I love to read everything that's going on.

I realized I could skip 90% of it because it's all repeating. They just repeat the same information. And I was like, yeah, I mean, the reason they do that is because they assume most players will skip the vast majority of what's happening in the game. Oh, yeah. That's why the cut scenes reinforce something you've already seen like four times. Yeah. It's for people like me. Yeah, absolutely. No, I mean, you are 100% the problem. Yeah, the person is like story. No way the real story

What are these tusks are up to? To be fair that is still a story It may not be the grand overarching story, but there's still a story there sure And so uh yeah, I was listening to him like wow you know what maybe I should play through this story It actually sounds pretty alright, but I probably won't or if I do it'll be like In a while I might actually know what I might do it this week because I've got three level 80s now and Then I'm gonna they got the dark moon fair buff, so I'm gonna get like 25% bonus experience

I may as well, you know, go through it and then get a bunch of experience. Him saying that you're leveling, like he's like you level really quickly, that's the one thing I was like, well maybe, maybe I go back and try it. Dude yeah, I completed the entire first zone, I was level like 75 already. I was like, this is crazy. Yeah, I am very curious, again, like I was saying to him, I'll give it a few weeks to see when the hate starts to come, because it will.

I mean, no matter what, it will. Oh, yeah. The question is, what is the hate? You know what I mean? People are going to make videos, and the videos can either be like, here's 10 problems that are game breaking, or it can be like, I didn't like in this one scene a character character said this thing and it really rubbed me

the wrong way. If that's most of the critique, then I'll play it. Because that's just people being idiots. If they're like, the game actually is trash, then I'd be like, okay, you know what, I'll wait. I made a video called, The War Within Good or Bad, My Early Thoughts. So it's like, you know.

I was gonna watch that, but I was afraid of spoilers oh I don't spoil shit all right okay I literally open it up I'm like listen I don't play story and I was like we're only like a week or something in so like every expansion everyone at the start it's like it's amazing because it's all new you haven't really gotten whatever Right. And I swear to God, the amount of just brain dead, terrible comments, it drove me insane. Like, a lot of times you don't see them when you actually click on the video, because all the good ones get upvoted and the bad ones get downvoted. Right. But on the YouTube tab, every time you go there, they'll show like your three newest comments. And I just happened to keep checking on some of the worst It was bringing me back to like 2012 Like the amount it was like one guy's like he said the expansions good It hasn't even been out long and I said I literally in the video go

So so far. I think the expansions pretty good But obviously we're at the early stage. Like the dude listened to one thing and heard what he wanted to hear, and then went, BAAA! And then decided to write a comment on it. Which really just shows you the amount of people that do this, not even here, but like in life, where they'll listen to something and just be like, D'oh!

They said that thing! That's what I want to hear! And then they just write that shit. They hear what they want to hear. And they just pick and choose shit. Now there's a guy guy all right this other one I was like this guy goes man makes video about game without knowing names of zones and dungeons Lum out which it literally was like I was like on the spot like oh, yeah

What's the one name of that zone and I had to like look it up and like oh, yeah? That's it. He's loaded. This is literally the common equivalent of like he said there instead of there. He's the wrong there So it's his entire arguments invalidated Like there's uh oh my god. I gotta find it. I downvoted it because I was like no I'm not letting you have that in the top vote here, but some guy On the preach video was like brought on the worst guest to talk about World of Warcraft This whole the quality podcast has gone down.

Like just roasting the podcast for having a pre-channel. It's like, if I trust anyone to talk about WoW, it's probably him. What are you talking about? That man, all he does is play MMOs. You're out of your mind. It's, there's just like this, I don't know, it bothers me more than most normal YouTube comments

because like most, if it's just some YouTube guys like these videos suck I'm like whatever I don't care but it's like it's you can tell the people comment these things like they don't play the game number one all right they haven't watched the video number two and they're just like they're like an emotional like they're set in their mind of what they're gonna say and how they are and they're just like their opinion and that's like oh they're just like, their opinion. And that's like, oh, they're just trying to like, get their opinion to everybody else. Which is also what they hate when people tell them what to believe. And they're just like, don't tell me what to believe.

And meanwhile they're just like, so here's what you should believe, because this is what I believe. It's just like the most hypocritical, bleh, it just like fries my brain. There's a problem that happens, and honestly I think it's because there's a lot of young kids. I mean, I would guess the age of a lot of people saying that stuff is they either skew young or I'm going to give them credit that maybe English isn't their first language and so they don't get the intricacy of saying, I can like something and still have problems with it, right? I disagree. These people are definitely like 40. These people, the amount of people I haven't seen in like just any community of like Warhammer. I swear to God, the amount of Warhammer people, I'd be like, yeah, Age of Sigmar's pretty fun. They're like, it would be fun if they didn't kill off fantasy back in 98.

Now let me tell you, it's like, holy shit. It's like this, it's like, the game's practically his ex that like screwed him over and keyed his car or some shit. Like burned all his belongings and he's just like that sounds that sounds correct yeah that sounds no that's probably less unbearable last comment I got that I was like this guy said the game is not worth anyone's time or money blizzard has been gaslighting everyone for so long that they are now easily exploiting your apathy and hope to get a good Blizzard product again. And I was like, I just like farming mounts

and looking at stuff. Yeah, you're getting what you want out of the game. Them saying that you aren't having a good time is nonsense. Like anyone can enjoy anything. I truly do not understand. So a great example is Star Wars Acoolyte came out and I didn't like it I was like, it's it's alright. It's it's pretty mid. I thought the ending I didn't I wasn't a fan. Hmm and it got cancelled and I posted hey, I

Loved this this this and this about it however I think the writing and the editing and the production was just jank and it ruined the whole thing for me and I'm not a fan of it the results of me posting my honest feelings were comments that were like, why'd you write this dude? What were you trying to say? Just say what you really mean. We know what you think.

It was garbage. Just say it. Just have the balls to say it. And I was like, but I just wrote in what I thought was an eloquent way of how I felt. And like, no, just say it sucked dude. Many people liked it. It just wasn't for me.

Like I'm not upset over this. Like this isn isn't affecting my life y'all want to know what I thought this is what I think I'm not too fazed by it and people are just like just say it just say that you hate it like us I'm like I don't hate it guys it's not my personality to be like it's the worst thing ever the worst thing ever is people who back into parking spots at the fruit smoothie place They're the worst yeah I'd won the other day I couldn't even pull into a parking spot because instead of the pulling in the guy just had the back in I was like holy

Shit, I was gonna lose my mind I'd like sit in the the main way to get down the parking thing while this guy's like backing in and there's like cars Behind me, so I was like I don't even care I just like went down another lane and like went into the thing mm-hmm absolutely insane there's things there's things in life that I can dislike more than entertainment like again yeah entertainment and not all entertainment is geared towards everybody hey if you don't like wow you can be like me and just not play it guys that's insane like it's okay you can just stop you don't even have to complain you don't have to be like Blizzard and just not play it guys. That's insane. Like, it's like, you can just stop.

You don't even have to complain. You don't have to be like, Blizzard is stealing your money. Like yo, I don't... Activision, I don't like Activision, but like, I'm not gonna sit here and fight you over it. Yeah, it's just, it's one of those things

where people, people I think have played it for so long that it's like, it's a part of them at this point. Like, they've, they've, they've invested time into WoW at some point. And so it's like it's a part of them at this point like they've they've they've invested time into wow at some point and so there's like an emotional attachment still to where they're like I played it back when it was like this and I don't like that it's not like that anymore and it's like that's cool and it's not gonna be like that again so just you just move on that's like biggest thing you're right you're absolutely it will not be

like that again the moment that you had is gone. Let it go, man. Enjoy. Remember and enjoy the shit you loved. Like, I will always remember the fun that I had in WoW. Like, you can't take that from me, but don't get upset because it's like, it's not what I want at the moment. Like, let it go. Hey baby, let it go. You can even go play the old version. It's true! You're right. It is just, you're right, it's there. And I loved it. I leveled five Taran shamans in Classic WoW past level 20.

Let me tell you, I can tell you the route from Mulgore to the Barrens to like Hillsbride that I've done like numerous times because I'm insane. All right. And I love it. I love classic WoW, but guess what? I like retail WoW. I like both. So it's just like, oh, I think I like both. But I don't know. I think I just I hate the toxicity of like the constant negativity of it, where it's like, I wouldn't care if someone was just like, yeah, I don't really like it. I don't like Blizzard.

I like these games, so I don't play them. It's like, OK, cool. Right. But it's just like the people are like, I'll play it when they change and like they just it's like their personality To drive their point into the ground. I mean it's the same thing every time I talk about Final Fantasy 14 you're like, I just don't care. And I'm not gonna be like, dude, it's so good you gotta play. Like my man said he wasn't into it, So I'm not gonna make you like, alright. Yeah, okay. And I'm not like, this game sucks. Let me tell you how I'd change it to make it better.

I'm just like, no, I just don't like it. So I'm not gonna play it. It's, people also work very much in absolutes. It's like, is it good or bad? Is it like this or that? Is it like, are you on this side or this side? And it's like, you'd be like, I don't know. You'd be like, 60% this way, 40% you'd be like, uh, you know, this game's okay, but I like doing be like I don't know you 60% this way 40% you'd like you know this game is okay but I like doing this over like that it's like they're like no it's either good or bad you have to pick a side and it's like it's it's such a and I think that feeds into it right the like the internet and

all that like people giving their opinions and like fandoms and joining sides whatever it's like it's all it's all absolute or nothing and if you try to be like I think this thing's okay they're like so you're on that side or you're disbelief or you know it's like what I also I'm gonna blame influencers a little bit on this too yeah um this I mean even you know going back to TB there was a time period where, to many people on the internet, TB's word was like God. If he said something sucked, suddenly people out of the blue would be like, it sucks.

And you'd be like, well, why do you think that? And they'd give you a bunch of reasons, but really it's because they watched a TB video where he said it was bad. And none of that has changed. There are people with the same power today where their audience who again I I'm praying skews young but probably not and They genuinely if someone says something skill up is a great example skill up does amazing reviews

But if that dude says something out of the blue people are like agreed as mingle is another example is another example. People are like, yes, absolutely, that's correct, I am with you on this opinion, and now it is my opinion. Yeah, that happens. And it's just the power, yeah, I mean, it happens all over the place with influencers, it happens everywhere, but it's like that power of someone said a thing and now I agree is like, it's kind of dangerous sometimes.

It is definitely kind of dangerous. I mean, even, I would say even'll say even sports happens all the time in sports They'll be like this quarterback. He sucks, and everyone's like he sucks He sucks, and then some like big talking head guy I'll be like I'd say we just trade him and everyone's like yeah, we trade him trade him trade him He's like never mind. I think he's great. Everyone's like he's great. He's great, and it's just like it's like a parrot They're literally just like pairing the shit the the person they respect their watch is saying. Yeah, it is a respect thing.

If you respect someone, they say something, you're more likely to believe it. I mean, I think that's absolutely correct. Yeah. And so... And that goes back to when you watch the different WoW content creators. There will come a point,

because content creation is a cycle, and you have to keep creating content, and so content creation means that eventually you have to be like, how do I drive engagement? Well, I can't keep saying how much I love a thing, so I have to find the things that are wrong with it in order to drive engagement up, and then that will become things

that are absolutely wrong with it. You know what I mean? Instead, it'll start at, here's five things that I wish they would change, and then those five things will become the gospel of what's wrong with the expansion. Right. And it'll just be the rest of it.

And my hope is those five things will be stupid, you know? Like, oh, I didn't like this one zone because the colors were weird. I'm like, all right, see, that's, I'll play through that and have fun. I'm not too worried about that. But if it's again, like, there's everything. You Everything's a grind donkey tails for eight yes to get your shit If it's behind gates, or there's weird stuff, then I'll be like no I'm all right. Yeah, it's uh

it's funny because there's a wow reddit post and It was like one of the top while reddit post and everyone's like content creator Wow content creators And it was like it showed Zalatath with her like weird like smiley face like they had the face, and she's just like Wow is back, and then it says like two weeks later. It's her with a sad face, and she's like why it failed They're just like then there's some guy like eat it up Subscribers and then the best part was if you go top comment is meanwhile Crendor here are the pointless top chairs of Cazalghar My man you staked out you staked out of territory and

That's just a bunch of people be like dude Crendor still around or like I love Crendor and then be like dude Crendor's still around or like I love Crendor and then we did get mentioned someone said I f'in love Crendor him and Cox are so freaking funny hell yeah brother I hope you're listening you're keeping this show afloat my man you probably single-handedly someone someone said I asked Crendor to take the sock at the grocery store and he got confused and I ran away which that's not the case. That's a listener. Yeah that's a that's a Cox and Crennore listener so yeah yeah. I just I love the fact that it's but that's the thing right like if you don't make the videos based on like how the game is like the gameplay mechanics and the raids and the PvP and like

What is it like if you just go around look at stuff and you appreciate the art like that's always gonna be great There's always stuff there the the revealing thing there is all the people saying I didn't know Crenn or still made stuff or whatever It's because you aren't in the ecosystem like you're there. you're doing wow content, but the ecosystem of MMO content is when something new happens, you react to the new thing immediately. So you're on all the feeds, and so, you know, if, like a great example is Final Fantasy 14, like it's getting mixed reviews.

People like certain things and hate other things, and again, it's like they restarted, and so they're like trying to find out where to take the story. So I get it. And you can have all the opinions you want. But every video for a good two weeks was like, is this the end mixed opinions on why it's bad? Like lowest rated expansion. This is terrible. And that's what the content creation was. Then other people would make react content of those videos to then create more things of like, well, here's my opinion of whether I think

it's good or bad and eventually I finally complete it and people come to me like, is it good or bad? I was like, you know, I enjoyed it. I can understand why people would be upset about things. Cause there's some things I didn't think were very good, but I had a fun time. Cause really I was concerned about the fact that there was this MacGuffin thing that they were talking about and that's going to lead to some really cool stuff

And I spent the entire expansion looking up the lore for it and trying to find stuff and while there was a definitely a story going On I was not paying attention to that because this thing's so cool guys and everyone's just like yeah, that's Jesse. All right Yeah, sorry the main story didn't interest me all that much But there's this side story going on where I'm super hyped that it exists and we're gonna get something really cool and I thought everyone would focus on that but instead y'all focused on this other thing and that's alright cool yeah it's dude you remember react people I almost forgot like all the react the people just react that every video you did But like you would post your video on their video

Remember that I mean we not only do I remember it we mocked it What's the point we mocked it so early that now people mock are like they do the same thing we did yeah We were the we were the originals We're ahead of the curve our react to a react to react to react was it was genius that was amazing work yeah say it's just I think also doing this for so long like a lot of people started like four or five years ago even so like right I've been like 15 years ago I was trying to be like I gotta keep up with the wow content which funnily enough all right back then I remember hearing YouTube people be like this game's dead like we were at wrath of the lich king like peak

wrath of the lich king people were like games dying guys like it's over and I was like what I don't think it is I like playing and then they're like no I'm gonna stop making videos like it's over like I remember being in a oh gee it was like the you know the those IIRC chats or whatever they were? Yes, yeah, yeah. I was in one of those for like wow machinima creators, which back then, you don't even have YouTube, they're on like wowmovies.com.

Yep. And like old ass website. Trying to get on the MMO champion front page. Yeah. And they're just like, yeah, you know, it's just, it's not what it used to be. Like back in Burning Crusade and early wrath, like it's just, I think it's dead. And like back in burning crusade and early wrath like it's just I think it's

Dead and I was like I don't think so And so like I was the only person making shit That's that's why it's so weird to me that the major content like Everyone at the time when cataclysm came out was like wow is dead. This is totally different. It's ruined I hate this I don't want to play this no matter what they say now at the time Every content creator was like it's ruined the whole ecosystems dead That's why I started making videos cuz I was like, yo, I'm jumping in there

This is like the stock market crashes like I'm buying I'm buying it. We literally bought in Yeah, I was like hell. Yeah, no one's making videos is great And that's why it's so funny to me that when they made classic they made cataclysm classic and I'm like hold up That's the moment everyone who existed told me the game died Now they're making it the classic which seems insane, but then people are like hell Yeah, I'm so excited to play. I was like I don't know how to react to any of you anymore I don't know what's going on with you all Be fair. I still don't think they should have did cataclysm Classic. I don't either it makes no sense to me it is clearly a major change.

They could have did Cataclysm Remix like Mop Remix was amazing they could have did that but they were just like nah so dumb. Eventually the classic servers would die though right like if they just didn't keep updating them? I don't think so like there's still plenty of people that just like playing it leveling it's like chilling so like I's still plenty of people that just like playing it leveling. It's like chillin so I said they should at least have one burning crusade and one wrath server and Then like if people want to play and they can play it and people are like sure I said it's hard to manage one server. I'm like I think I think Blizzard can handle having one server I think they can do probably hard to manage is probably code for we don't want to spend the money

Yeah, like they're like we don't want to separate the player base. I'm like You're not separated. You got one server all the people want a player on that server Like there's definitely people who would only play one of each expansion, so I didn't get that but I was gonna say miss Pandaria Everyone loves it now back then people were like it's a panda expansion for babies. It's April Fool's joke right and now everybody loves it never everyone forget they probably did there's recency buys oh of course again cataclysm came out people hated it miss came out people were like this sucks or like everything the only one that I recall people being hyped for was Legion everything else the entire time they're like this is garbage, this is trash.

And then it would get closer to launch, and then I'd get excited, because it's new content. And also, I bet there's some, if I'm not pretending to be excited, they won't invite me back for the next time kind of vibes. So, yeah, I don't know, man. It's a, what a mess. Yeah, so listen, at the end of the day

I like looking at lizards, and I like mount farming and that's what I'm gonna do Which speaking of influencers let me tell you oh boy yes last night I guess I saw tweet and Review brah was going live with his radio show Dude by the just while we're talking review brah. I watched him Talk about the new. What was it the new chick-fil-a pimento chicken sandwich? Poor man. He's like I know he's very thin, but he does not look healthy

He's gonna kill himself eating all his fast food I know he's very thin, but he does not look healthy. He is going to kill himself eating all his fast food. Yeah. Also, I notice more often than not now he's just like, what a disappointment from this company. Honestly, I like it. It shows all across the board the quality is declining. And everywhere he goes, he's like, it's terrible.

I don't know why it used to not be this way. And I'm like, bro, you're speaking my language right now. Yes, it used to be. I was talking again on Friday, I was talking, again, on Friday I was talking to the SGS guys about McDonald's and how there was a, so we played a game that is kind of like a goofy McDonald's horror game that we found on Itch.io, which was awesome.

You know, it's like whatever game, but we were making a lot of jokes. But the commercial that plays in the beginning of it is you get a Big Mac for 99 cents. And it's clearly from the 90s and I was like f this, f this game, f every like f McDonald's like everything's more expensive and tastes worse how is this possible so yeah review bra keep doing it dude I know you're eating that terrible food but I love watching and be like I am immensely disappointed and will be writing a letter

stating how disappointed I am. And I'm like, yes, let's go. So he's done this radio show for so long. Like he always promotes his radio show, he always plugs it in. He's like, even at the end of his fast food reviews, he's like, and reminder, I do a radio broadcast. So I was like, all right.

Isn't that his channel name? It's not Review Bra, his channel name names actually his radio show. I think it's uh he's got report of the week I think it's called report of the week, right? Well, he's got v.o.r. W podcast and I think it's voice of the report of the week thing so yeah, that's what it stands for sure and He does his radio broadcast like for sure and he does his radio broadcast like every looks like Saturday Sunday Monday Wednesday and like just random ass times and he's always on shortwave radio like he loves shortwave radio but he's also on you know internet radio

again there's anyone ever to exist who looks like they'd be on shortwave radio is this man oh hundred percent yeah and you in, and I swear to God, he sounds even more like a 1920s transatlantic accent or whatever it's called, like podcasting. Hello there, friends. Welcome. Like that vibe. He's like, here we are report of the week we have Rachel Emailing in from Utah and she has requested I play a song that I will play right now Here we go, and then he was just playing like just song requests. He played like

One Genesis song I can't remember what was oh played like that one Genesis song I can't remember what it was. Oh it was like ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba. Oh da da da da da da. Yeah I know what you're talking about. Yeah that one. Yeah he played that one. I think none of us, neither of us know the lyrics to that song. But we know the music for sure. I know he goes that's all at the end of the thing. Yeah there you go. Yeah so he played that he played like a alternative rock song, he played some like 1960s song and something else and he was like, that's the music portion of the show and now we will continue on to the next segment, but remember you can email at V-O-r-w-podcast at gmail.com.

Here we go. And it's just like, I was like, dude, it's like I took a time machine. I kind of want to steal that. I don't know how we'd make it happen. I don't know if we'd have to have an email set up or we could I want to do like if You want to ask crenda when I questions email and then we'll just create an email account and then just

People can email us and we'll get the questions and I feel like we should have a segment We just answer one question a week from someone. That's like I Don't know. I don't know what the question could be. We'll just pull one We should and I'll be like what do you guys think about the geopolitical situation on the moon and then we just go we'll just talk about it we can also just have people YouTube commented that's very you know what that's smarter YouTube comments yeah email and I have to check that email yeah no that works that works yeah just YouTube comment give us a question topic

thing and then now we'll pull a weather request and a Random topic thing I love this the best part is is you'll be pulling it So I have no idea what your oh yeah baseline for questions is we get some real winners. I'm excited Oh, yeah, we'll get some winners. Don't worry Be like the you know the newspaper that always have like ask whoever be like the you know the newspaper that always have like ask whoever yes like ask Sam Johnson and he'd be like here's my segment where I answer your newspaper submissions and then I hope we get some good ones like so my girlfriend left me and I'm stuck with her cat am I the asshole like what's my good questions

yeah we need some good ones so there there you go We're this is an official segment beginning next week getting next week. It's happening next week or until we forget it Yeah, which either one is maybe before next week. Yeah, yeah, which by the way in the recent YouTube comments When I was looking for a the weather and pulling it up There's somebody who said fun new drinking game take a shot every time they say oh yeah 100% oh yeah 100% oh yeah 100% yeah 100% it's got to be way up there I mean everybody's got their their quirks their little like things they say like a lot

of people go like a lot of people say you know a lot of people say I guess we lot of people say you know, a lot of people say, I guess we just say oh yeah, 100%. We also do say, look here's the thing, we say that quite frequently too. We say that all the time. I was about to say oh yeah, 100% and I didn't. I notice that when you hang around people, especially us, we do a lot of talking, we pick up little eccentricities or whatever from each other. Dodger now will say things like I mean I guess we could question mark And I used to say question mark at the end of everything for a long time

And I feel like she just took that little bit and it happens a lot. I've heard I've heard people say classic because I always go class. Yes, dude glad now. I've heard people. It's really it's classic My god, I've influenced. I mean I guess it is the type of an influence So I'm trying to think other thing. I think I picked up There's a point where I listened to the bill burr podcast for a while and he always good He's always like, you know There's like there's something else I picked up from him or just I can't remember what it was But he definitely said, you know, you do do his big rant and be like, but you know, anyway.

And then I think I picked up a Northern Lion thing that he did like years ago. And I think I still subconsciously do it, but now it's become such a part of me that I don't even know. I think that's the thing, if you keep doing that thing that you pick up for so long, then it becomes part of you. Whoa, dude, you just sent me down an emotional rabbit hole oh my god i just had like a whole thing flash in front of my eyes

i was on reddit today and i saw the craziest thing oh my god like this guy's youtube video where he did research into an instagram poster dude it is dark and weird apparently there are people on instagram who post ai generated kids and pretend their contents kids what the shit they're like my mom lets me make this account but it's like clearly AI and it's very weird and he like deep dove into it and he's like yeah no and the crazy thing is like half of them were from one dude he like made a bunch of kid accounts that is really weird. Yeah, I was like, but because it was done in YouTube,

the guy who made the video used weird filters and creepy background to make it scary. When really, the content isn't scary, it's just weird and kind of pathetic. But he made it very scary. And I was like, oh boy. So I'm sitting there and wrapped by the whole presentation, dude, what is gonna happen?

And it was just like a guy being like genuine creep. Right. But it wasn't like, he's killing these kids and taking over their bodies. It wasn't any of that. But it was, you know, it was weird, that's for sure. Is it Mr. Beast taking these kids for eight billion dollars? That's another thing. Is uh, oh man, I watched some guy, when they were doing the Mr. Beast content,

and everyone was freaking out about Mr. Beast, which I think feels like it passed, which is strange, because everyone was like, Mr. Beast is the worst, he's like torturing his employees. That ended suddenly, no one's talking about that anymore. But there was a time where there was like 50, 60 videos a day about that. Oh yeah.

Sometimes from the same dude. And you're like, wow, you are milking this, my man. Okay. Oh yeah. I mean, if it's got Mr. Beast in it, you know they're like, this is Money Town, folks. Oh yeah. The amount of people who came out the woodwork to be like, let me tell you about Mr. Beast. I'm like, y'all seemed fine when you worked with him multiple times.

I don't know yeah I don't know I don't know yeah it's I hate streamers and youtubers yeah streamers and youtubers suck dude yeah they suck the worst whoever's one of those they're terrible humans just garbage people yeah 100% you know what's not terrible though?

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And she like hissed at us like a snake. I was like dude. This is snake lady Thank you Thanks, Kendra. That was someor. That was some great traffic. The other day I was at the mall and this guy comes up with like 12 necklaces wrapped around his arm. He's like, sir, can I interest you in a necklace? And he had a snake vibe too. He had like a necklace. Like that kind of thing. Question. Have snake people taken over malls? They might have.

That's something we're asking the audience. Have snake people taken over malls they might have at this point that's something that's something we're asking the audience have snake people taking over malls yeah that's it now that's a question see that's the kind of question we want you to ask us exactly those are perfect questions cuz we'll have answers yeah and you know what cuz of my answer yes I think they have I agree people have taken over malls they've overthrown the mole people yep who clearly were in charge of the mall previously yeah right all snake run it makes sense and next their natural enemy badger people yep well will the Badgers take over as well find out more to 11 we might we might have answers.

I feel like we need that interactiveness. That's the key to this podcast, is you write us a letter saying, like, dear Jesse, oh, by the way, I request every question start with, dear illustrious sirs. With tears in my eyes, I ask you this question. So the segment's called Dear Illustrious Sirs. That's it, that's it. Perfect. Done, we nailed it. Alright, let's go to weather. Weather time. We've got a weather request for Augsburg, Germany, Bavaria. Fun fact. Yes. We are UNESCO World Heritage Site

because our water management system, which dates back to the medieval times, still provides excellent drinkable tap water. We also have a king who is jokingly self-proclaimed king of our city. He studied, became an engineer, later geriatric nurse, and spends his time now on the street talking and helping other people. I kind of love that

That's pretty cool. I like the idea. I think that's I think that's pretty fun. I wonder When you say expense I'm talking the street. I assume just to strangers and not just ranty at people Like I assume it's something different. Yeah in Augsburg 68 degrees Fahrenheit feels like 68 degrees Fahrenheit. Humidity 81 percent, high humidity there 30.06 inches of pressure. Visibility 9 miles 634 a.m. sunrise 757 p.m. sunset. Winds at six miles an hour 2.62 UV index zero with a waning crescent moon phase. Take a look at the 10 day, Sunday 83 partly cloudy, Monday 80 with some AM clouds, PM

Sun, Tuesday 82 partly cloudy, Wednesday 77 with scattered thunderstorms, Thursday 75 mostly cloudy, Friday 74 mostly cloudy, and Saturday 79 partly cloudy, Sunday 76 with some PM storms, and then it starts hitting the 60s with rain. I did just go there, and I found a place called Grill and Chill. It looks kind of like just a like a burger place. Although again, sometimes Europe makes me laugh. Like there is literally a plate of food that I'm looking at right now, which contains four slices of salami, two slices of cheese, two slices of what I assume is rolled up turkey, one piece of lettuce, one

slice of cucumber, and then two things of butter and one thing of ketchup. Yeah. I don't know what the hell that is. I mean I guess that I mean like why that looks like something I'd played it at home. It does look like something played up but I we have seen that numerous places like just throughout Europe. Sure sure sure that's what I said like Europe just makes you laugh because I see that you went to a restaurant and you got like four slices of salami. Like bro, you couldn't. Someone else they got like an orange, a kiwi, a cucumber with like tomatoes, cheese and like mustard.

Exactly three slices of tomatoes with sauces on it and then like two slices of cheese. Yeah, I'm like, meanwhile other photos are chicken wings and burgers and you know, what appears to be a fish maybe. And I'm like okay. But also Grill and Chill kind of looks like a fast food place. It's kind of like a fancy fast food. Yeah which I mean I get but also it appears to be across the street from a gas station so I don't know how' off this place is. It's got some good place. Yo, 4.8 Restaurant Sonabogan. Yeah, Restaurant Sonabogan?

Wait, okay, hold on. Look at this place. Dude, that restaurant Sonabogan. There you go. That's Restaurant Sonabogan. It's got 4.8, but the food doesn't look amazing or anything. Uh-uh, here's the thing though dude, this is prime drinking. Every photo has beer in it. Every photo. That's true. This is, people are, and all the food is straight up,

oh, see here's the difference. This, if you scroll down far enough, there's a plate of the same turkey slash salami, it's the same thing. Right. Except look at the presentation comparatively. Yeah. That looks like some sort of, I got it at a restaurant, even though it's the exact same contents as the other ones. Yeah. Except it just looks, they've gusseted it up. Yeah, I see. But still, still the salami weird piece of

lettuce. Like, but they just made it look nice. The thing I'll say here, most of the menu appears to be prime German food. We're talking like Currywurst and like, uh, Schnitzels and things. This is Yuko here to drink. Yeah. Like, uh, there's people there saying awesome guys, great food, very nice place, excellent food, personal, very comfortable. So I think part of it's also the ownership or the people seem to be, it seems like very local like everybody knows these people.

Oh yeah, if you look at the photos of the actual restaurant, it seems small and very like mom's kitchen vibes. Yeah, it does. So I would bet it's probably very good. I'm just looking at some of the meats and things, I'm like, yo, I could drink about 12 beers to this. They're so, I'm like, it is all deep fried and all meats. I'm like, yeah.

Oh yeah. Yeah, I'd let this destroy me. I'm looking at one dish, it is potato pasta, some sort of gnocchi thing, but then they put onion ring strips on it and then put butter and or cheese on it. I'm like, yeah. Yeah, I could drink a few beers to this. Dude, I'm telling you, steak manufacturer,

I think, is the winner. This place looks so cool. It's underground. I think you're right. This place does look really cool. It's probably way too expensive. I'm looking're right. This place does look really cool. I'm looking, and again, they have a tray here. Yo, never mind. This looks way better.

They have a thing of meats here where like, and if you scroll down enough, there's like two cups of different sausages, shrimpies, they got like looks like dates covered in bacon, like a tartare, this is like the plate of

meat and they have a bunch of breads to eat with it yo this place slaps I'd go there in heartbeat yeah this place looks awesome yeah but again it's really hard to screw up a steakhouse like you have to actively try to be bad at it

this one this almost looks like the stuff we've already seen but with like a tea time like vibe going on. The more I look at this food, the more I realized that last time I was in Germany, I, at some point, I think I've said this story a million times, but at some point I like was craving a salad.

Like I genuinely was falling, I was like, God, I just, like even looking at the stuff here, lots of breads, there's some vegetables on these plates that I'm looking at, but most of it's like here's a meat thing with more meat or it's pickled vegetables. All I wanted was a salad. I was just like, guys, I had to go to a grocery store and buy salad ingredients to get a salad. I was like, I just want a salad. Oh my God, I just want a salad. Oh my god I just want a salad. I mean that's

a I mean Cafe Zuckerschnuten looks like they got some salads. I don't know if it's salads it looks like it's a bunch of vegetables on a plate. I mean that's fine looks good but it just looks like they're stacking vegetables on a plate although I'm looking at one plate it's croissant with like a bunch of fruit and stuff that slaps. I'd eat that in a heartbeat. I mean, what defines a salad? It sounds like it's a bunch of vegetables on point. I think you're absolutely correct that I'm wrong in this. But when I want a salad, I want the lettuce,

and then I want the vegetables, and then I want a dressing thing. That's what I want. And I know you do not eat dressing on salad. You're one of those people, which is why you're so thin. I get it. Don't rub it in. But this is, I'm looking at this.

This is like underneath the, there's some type of rocket or something on top, and then there's one slice of pepper, three or four slices of cucumber, pickles, and then meat underneath it, then bread on the side. There's one plate that's olives, but if you look underneath it, then bread on the side. Like there's one plate that's olives, but if you look underneath it, it's clearly an avocado toast situation. So it's like mostly bread underneath the layers of, the arugula and then a few pepper slices.

I mean, it's not a salad. It's like a vessel for which to put vegetables on. Again, I understand that people can claim Jesse, it's not, you know, it is a, it's still pretty salad-y. Sure. But it's not a salad. It's like another thing for very dense bread to be on. And I'll let you know, after 10 days in Germany, I was like, I just want lettuce. I just want lettuce. Yeah. Which is the first. It's never happened before. I was like I just want lettuce! I just want lettuce! Yeah which is the first it's never happened before I was like I don't want anything fried I don't want any more meat no more potatoes I don't want to drink anything I'm not built

for Germany Germany you go too hard. They do go pretty hard's I gotta show you this is Bob's Rockin Bowl hammer Schmida. Yo I don't know what the hell this is, but I love it and they have a genuine salad. All right See I would go there. I go to Bob's Rockin Bowl hammer. It's a bowling alley. Yo is a hammer bowling Wait, hold on hammer. Schmida clay pit Wait hold on, Hammer Schmida Clay Pit? The Hammer Schmida Clay Pit is a fossil-bearing locality in Povorsen Bavaria, well known for discovery of Danuvius Guggenmozi. Right, I mean obviously, everyone knows that. Uh, what the hell is that?

Yo, yo, nevermind, this place slaps. Even though it's basically a bowling alley slash restaurant, the pizzas look delicious. Oh yeah, I actually do. Whoa, these pizzas look so good, yeah. Oh yeah. These things look so good. Yeah. Yeah. They actually do look really good. It says Hammerschmitt is a forge or owner of Smith's of Hammers. So it must, maybe it's like a forge type thing. I mean it has. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know what the vibe of this place is, but yeah,

I'm feeling it and yeah they just have genuine ass salads thank God I'm looking at these like while looking at this food I was like God I just want a salad now I see what I'm like yeah okay. Like all the places the bowling alley is the one that has the genuine salad. That was pretty good. Feeling that. Yeah that's the weather. Okay let's go to sports. Sports. Sports,

sports, sports. College football started up today. All the college football, which really reminded me of why I don't really care about college football that much because it's like there's the five colleges that are insanely good. There's like 20 that are pretty good and then there's everybody else.

That sounds right. It's just like Texas played Colorado State. Guess what the score was? 52 to nothing. It's like oh I guess the I saw like Tennessee versus Chattanooga. Like Tennessee was up 45 nothing at halftime. Ohio State beat Akron 52 to 6 like just just cancel the game halfway through at that point just be like yeah

we surrender it's over yeah and so it's plus like a lot of college football I don't know I'm not I'm not big college football person however I did put it on because I love the vibes of like football being on so I was just like weird that I'm the a big college football person. However, I did put it on, because I love the vibes of football being on. So I was just like, yeah. Is it weird that I'm in the same boat with you,

but completely flipped when it comes to basketball? Oh yeah, I get it. I like college basketball way more than professional basketball. Yeah, I think a lot of people do. But it's, and then if you watch it, it's a much worse product. But maybe, I think that's, that might be why like everybody's kind

of like I don't know what I'm doing just throwing up a three and they miss it and then they're like uh try the layup like whoa he got it like yeah I just I like the vibe so listen the NFL starts Thursday that's when I'm ready we got our football podcast Tuesday I got fantasy football draft Tuesday night. It's going to be good.

I'm ready. This is the year actually one, one year, but I'm going to win again. This is the year I win one more time. This is the year I win one more. It's a literally the four of us from the podcast and we have eight people who are like our Patreon people and we like randomly pick from like all the Patreon tiers and then we got eight people and we're like are you actually gonna play and they're like yeah like cool and we know they'll play because

they listen to a football podcast. Right. So that's always fun and then we got baseball which again we're getting down to the final stretch only like 20 something games left. You got the Yankees and the Orioles battling it out in the East. Guardians up in the Central by a couple games. You got the Astros up on the Mariners in the West and then in the National League you got the Phillies in top the East the Brewers on top the Central and the Dodgers on top of the West and we're getting close to my favorite time of the year which is like basketball, baseball, hockey, and football all going at the same time.

I love it. So great. How do you keep up with all that? I've done it since I was a kid. Right, but I mean, you're not invested in everything. You're just kind of like keeping it. Usually, the way this works, baseball, I'll just put on the radio if I'm like driving

It's the perfect radio sport. There's no reason to actually watch it. Yeah, no I'll put on the radio from driving and then later that night I'll be like, oh, yeah that game and I'll like look up YouTube highlights and I'm like cool. That's good enough for me You like skim through be like I know something happened here. Wow, there it is. Okay. Anyway Football I do watch because it's like once a week. So like I'll watch the actual games. Then basketball kind of similar thing. I'll listen on the

radio sometimes or like I'll watch the highlights and then actually you know what I do that with hockey. It's really just I'll listen or tune in for a bit and then I end up watching highlights. Football is the one where I watch the whole game. That's mainly how I end up watching highlights. Football is the one where I watch the whole game. Hmm. Uh, that's mainly how I keep up.

So... That's sports. Yeah, now y'all know. Now you can keep up with Krendor. Keeping up with Krendor this fall on ABC. Oh, my speaking of uh, this is like random show dude, I was watching Home Improvement again. Why? How? What was the purpose? I remember watching it back in the 90s and I was like, dude, I kind of want to watch a Home Improvement. So I watched like the first three episodes and I was like, now this really

is a 90s sitcom. It was just Tim Allen being like, oh, oh, oh, Wilson, I'm having an argument with my wife. What do I do? And he's like, Tim, you need to, Wilson, I'm having an argument with my wife. What do I do? And he's like, Tim, you need to do what the ancient Mesopotopians did and apologize. And then he's like, oh, oh, oh, and then he's like, Jill, I turbocharged the dishwasher. And she's like, well, you did what? And then it explodes and all the kids are like, whoa. And he's like, oh, and it's like ba-dum-bam-bam. I do feel like that kind of show that show along

with Family Matters with Steve Urkel like they're every one of those shows and I wouldn't recommend going back to watch just take my word for this but every one of those shows at some point loses the plot. So like, family matters at first was about Carl Winslow's family, right? And it's like, yeah, the family and all these different things. At some point, people liked Urkel enough that the show basically became about Urkel. Same thing with Tim Allen. Tim Allen, the show was about his family, his kids, the show, but then eventually the show becomes like, I'd supercharged the dishwasher honey. that was like oh no and then it just keeps happening he's

like I supercharged the lawnmower honey and that becomes like every episode there's another bit that he's done like oh I didn't mean to do that and it's kind of like this show just became goofs after a while yeah and that's probably why the show's all a fail in the end because it's like this wasn't what the show was yeah look at the start it's like this wasn't what the show was Yeah, look at the start. It was like he'd have one little moment like that Then I think the series goes on they just kind of they like run it into the ground or they're just like what if we have Other characters do stuff or it's like Wilson comes over and talks about his problems Like whatever and then the kids grow grow up and then they're like

uh remember Mark he was like I like helping and now he's like I'm emo and I hate my family and they're like okay sounds right yeah it's just like they start writing random shit you're like okay whatever so yeah I don't know but I watched three episodes that was good enough for me I was like that's fun I'm done. I love that you took the time to watch three awesome episodes. That's fine. All I did last night was watch maybe 12 episodes, not episodes, but videos of this guy on YouTube who reacts to things while he's high, and it's one of the funniest things in my entire life. Dude,

he reacted to, here's what I'll say. Everyone go look up the video. It's, his name is Mr. Video. And it's Mr. Video reacts to Mozart. Holy shit. Imagine he gets so, like he leans back and as the song starts playing, it's like he disassociates.

He like, like his eyes glaze over and glaze over and he's definitely feeling something. He has gone to a different place. It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my entire life and it's just bum bum bum bum bum bum. And the dude's like, what's he doing to me man? It's so good. Oh, I just watched so many of those last night. I was like this is good stuff. That is good stuff. Yeah

That's also sports Yes, sir. All right. What's our fact of the day? fact of the day Day, day, day, day. Um, this one actually correlates to the weather a bit. There's a Lego bridge in Germany that you can walk across. What? So, here's, come on, here's a picture of it.

Okay, alright, alright. So it's a bridge painted to look like Legos. Uh, guess so? There's no way they made that. That's too big. It looks like it's painted to be Legos. Let's see. The German town of Wuppertal is home to Lego Brücke, also known as Lego Bridge, a bridge that looks like it's made out of candy colored Lego bricks providing a foot and bikeway for those looking to cross over the street below. Despite appearance, the bridge is not made of giant plastic bricks you're right but

concrete and was painted they'll look like Legos by street artist Darden Hewold it does look very much like it's made of Legos though it does but it is so like it could there's no way there's no way anyone anywhere to be like yeah make a bridge out of Legos and drive traffic across it, it's fine. Yeah no they wouldn't do that. It's, but hey it like pops it pops hard. It does look cool I like how for those of you who have ever played with Legos there's you can stick the

Lego tops in the holes or between the holes and what they've done here is they stuck it between the holes so you can see kind of the outside edges I love that it's a very creative choice yeah looks it makes it look more Lego-y it does and oh by the way I saw there's like some Lego thing now it's like you can build the Eye of Sauron

like that shit's wild. Well of course you can yeah. I wonder how much that is. Eye of Sauron Lego it is Lord of the Rings bad I do her like this is it yeah there it is it's $450 you know what there is a point where it's almost too much I feel like they've hit a point where that used to just be like Legos for kids, but then They realized that a lot of people play with Legos as kids have grown up and they're like man I wish I could like play with Legos again They're like what if we just made some crazy ass shit and charge a bunch of money and they're like alright

and then I think it just works cuz everyone's like dude nice and I mean, I even saw I think JP built some like Lego Millennium Falcon didn't he yeah I'm doing that I built a Lego dinosaur for horizon zero dawn it took me four days I'm not great at Legos to be fair this bear endured tower looks on it's got it the eye of sorrow it actually like moves around some of their bigger high-end ones are amazing absolutely, but it's also kind of like $400 though man, that's too much. That's it is what I'll build it. That is just sit there Yeah, you do get like I'll take a space you do get like oh god never mind

I'd pay 400 for like a dog like I use all on I need to look this up. Let go golem. He's in the Baradour set just look at holy shit. Yo, let go golem rules, dude You know I love this guy That's what I'm saying lego golems awesome. This dude is my precious look at this. I love this guy Dude oh my god they have Rivendell Rivendell's 500 oh my god yeah but it's no it's no it's no lego golem it's true it's no lego golem that's for sure yo I love him he looks so goofy wow shout out to lego golem one of my favorites I've never seen anything like that in my life that thing's awful

looking I love him he's looking, I love him. He's so ugly, I love him. I also love, if you go to the Lego page, all right, and you see this guy building it, that looks like the last person I would expect to be building Legos. The dude's wearing a sweater, and then he's got, he looks he looks like he does he's never

built Legos in his life he's like in a Crate and Barrel home like the home is the is the scary thing it looks like he broke into someone else's home to set up this and he's gonna leave it there and run away yeah and people are gonna come home from their vacation to be like what the hell because there is no way anyone under the age of 50 lives in this home. Oh yeah, no way. He looks like he'd play a serial killer in like a reality show or something. Yeah, he looks like the guy in the Netflix show that's about like, I love my boyfriend, but he also beats up my brother all the time. Yeah, no, 100%. And it looks like he tried to get that part and they're like, oh we got someone else

So they're like, uh, we'll hire you for the Lego shoot. He's like, all right. Yeah Yeah I'll take it Can I have this when I leave? No, you can't Yeah, look it up it's under the Lego Baradour thing if it even comes with a little tiny one ring that's so funny what would you do with that that you lose that instantly oh yeah that thing's gone that's long gone meanwhile they have a millennium no dude well this is so funny stop this you

can buy an evil Millennium Falcon an evil Millennium Falcon an evil Millennium Falcon. An evil Millennium Falcon. An evil Millennium Falcon, and the characters present, it looks like Darth Vader is wearing white, so I guess he's supposed to be the good guy. Jar Jar Binks is a Sith Lord. This is amazing. I think that's supposed to be Leia as a dark Jedi. These are so funny. Stop. I can't believe this is real this is actually quite clever I love this this is fun yeah they got a Zelda Deku tree this is actually crazy they got a bunch of stuff yeah this is this

is actually super fun yeah I love this this is cute well that's the fact that the day I think I don't know hell yeah all right what is our big news story today big news story of the day day day day is a great one Ikea sets record for world's largest Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. did yeah. IKEA employees gathered in their pajamas to celebrate the beginning of a new initiative focused on improving sleep. In doing so, 2052 employees in Almhult, Sweden broke a Guinness World Record for the most people wearing two-piece pajamas in a single venue according to the company. What a specific record. We're thrilled about this collective effort coming together

to highlight the importance of sleep. The managing director of IKEA Sweden, Fredrika Inger, said, Good sleep benefits everyone, and we believe prioritizing it can genuinely make a difference. Small adjustments like choosing the right pillow or lighting can lead to big improvements. Our goal is to make these accessible to everyone everyone because good sleep is something everyone can achieve. Here's all the people in their pajamas and a bear. It is a lot of people. I don't know that any of them got good sleep. I'll be real with you. Two thousand people? Also how long the pajama party have to do? Because this photo is taken during

the day. Oh yeah it is. I don't know how long don't know like do they consider a pajama party just get in your pajamas and hang out for 10 minutes we can get the record or they stay overnight and like do hot goth they did not they probably stay employees don matching blue short sleeve tops and pants with yellow trim shown on the limited edition pajamas are veggie balls with lingonberry jam and gravy motifs, a tribute to the iconic Swedish meatball. The furniture and home services company conducted a life at home report revealing that 55% of people rate sleep as their most important activity for well-being at home. The successful attempt at a record was part of IKEA's program to create bedroom decor

designed to improve sleep. Our solutions cover all six areas proven to be essential. Sleep, comfort, sound, light, air, temperature, and decluttering. The company said it has a rise in customer interest in sleep over the years and we are on a journey to innovate our range of sleep products to improve every aspect of the home." I feel like they've just said the same thing like over and over again. I mean, they're basically saying we did this to alert you all that sleep is good

and the best way to get sleep, come to our store and buy sleep materials. Yeah, to be fair, it's a pretty fun way to do it. I mean, yeah, it is a way for sure. Yeah, in the comments section, as you might expect, there's some interesting comments such as IKEA sets record for world's largest waste of time And

What a waste of time absolutely pointless considering the state of worldly affairs Listen, what do you want? What do you want to do? We're not saying no there. They all love going to the sleepover guys But with that said They're not gonna go out there and like solve the Middle East like they're Akia has decided we are gonna bring peace to the Middle East finally Yeah, I'm gonna let you know I don't think that's in the purview of customer satisfaction. They could have done a much better job Should brought peace to numerous places not just the Middle East yeah the Middle East is just one place they could be peace everywhere dude

that's why dude I get there's some people you could do anything and they would still complain like you could some people are just gonna complain to complain that's just that's how they are yep but not around here we're all about positivity and being positive good stretch buddy I felt it I felt it from over here yeah it's what they say I'm I'm a beacon of positivity now and and that's that's the big news story of

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