Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 437 - Doctor Hooey
Episode Date: September 16, 2024The boys are back and this time Crendor and Jesse have come under fire for having opinions that aren't totally bonkers. Meanwhile Jesse is still obsessed with Astrobot and Crendor is still playing WoW.... Thankfully they take the time away from being giant nerds to make a podcast about being giants nerds. Also Doctor Hooey makes an appearance and potentially THE SON of Hank the Tank?! All this an more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 20% off your first order plus free shipping.
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It's a different vibe. You know what?
It's not the same.
And sometimes that's okay.
Yeah. It's a mix-up. I'm just throwing off.
The shackles of our other recordings?
Now you're in a new era, dude.
I'm in a routine.
This is what Imagine Dragons was singing about.
Welcome to the new age.
It's a timely reference.
OK, yeah.
It's, well, here we are in the new age.
And just for this episode.
Just for this episode, yeah for this episode, yeah.
Ages come and go.
How is your new age going?
My new age is going great.
Mostly because I have, you know how for years you were talking about Banjo-Kazooie and all those games and things like that?
I've discovered Astro Bot, my dude.
I've heard of that. I've discovered Astro Bot, my dude. I've heard of that. And on Sony platforms, on PlayStation,
there's this thing called Astro Bot.
It's like a freebie game you kind of get
with your PlayStation, I guess.
And they made a real game called Astro Bot,
and it is genuinely brilliant.
I cannot stress how much I'm enjoying this.
It is on the surface,
the most shameless Sony promotional product ever.
You are playing as a mascot who flies on a controller to save other mascots in different
worlds doing different things.
And it is as shameless as it comes.
However, I am enjoying the hell out of it.
It is so much fun.
And I cannot stress, like from level to level,
each one's different.
Each one has different new mechanics.
Each mechanic is a joy.
And it is just, I think I finally get it.
I never really enjoyed 3D platforming all that much.
I quite suck at it.
But the fact that I suck does not matter
because every new one is a new experience.
Like a great example is there is one
where a little mouse straps to your back.
And then if you press R2,
you can shrink to the size of a mouse
to get through the level. So you can do the level normally shrink to the size of a mouse to get through the
level. So you can do the level normally or as the size of a mouse and it's amazing. It's
so much fun. There's one where you turn into a sponge in order to complete the level you
have to soak up water and squirt it places but also you have to become small and big
based on how big it's that kind of stuff. There's one where you stop time but you're
in a casino so in order to get around and fight things, you have to like stop time and cheat your way through the casino.
It's stuff like that. Absolute joy. And then because it's Sony based, a lot of the levels are just like, do you like God of War?
Well, in this one, you get Kratos' axe and you literally played through a pseudo God of War level.
Or do you like wacky boss fights? Well that's
the thing we do now. Or do you like that game where you chase apes? Sure, that's there.
Do you like Nathan Drake? We're dual level based on that. It is the most shameless thing
I've ever played and yet completely enjoyable from start to finish. I am loving it. And
I will talk about it with anyone who will listen. It genuinely is a great game.
Now I'm going to play it.
Dude, I'm telling you, you should play it. You would love it.
It is a Crendor game through and through. Plus it is, you know,
it's one of those things where you probably won't do it, but it, you know,
you have to collect a bunch of little friends that will help you.
And then on your main base, you can unlock stuff.
So there's unlockables like a photo mode where you can go to a safari zone and take photos
of stuff there's a a mode where you can like do a gotcha game in it where you
collect coins in the game and then you can spend those coins to get items for
all the people that come live with you and then if you punch them they'll do
things so like there's a Ken and Ryu and if you beat the crap out of them they'll
start fighting each other and if you unlock enough punches
They'll do a full street fighter like move set combo on each other and then you get an achievement for it
It's wild and there's so much going on in this and it's just a treat. I
Have a question
about the
Concepts I saw astro bot and isn't there like then PlayStation 5 released with like Astro something where you play?
Yeah, so I'm saying yeah, it is straight up just
PlayStation 5 released with a game in it. I think there's a VR game as well. That's the Astro Bot and it's that character
It's like their PlayStation 5 mascot and then they just this past week released a game. That is actually a real game. I
see and it is released a game that is actually a real game. I see.
And it is so much fun.
And if you don't know what I'm talking about, if none of you have ever seen this, go look
up the trailer for Astro Bot.
It'll give you exactly the kind of vibe.
But yeah, it is, like I said, on the surface it appears to be shameless.
And you would think it would be just a marketing ploy for like PlayStation, it's cool.
But the game is way more fun than that.
Again, a lot of it, I'm like,
oh, I know that character, I know that character,
but also half of them, like, I don't know who that is.
I definitely didn't play that game,
but like that's neat, that's fun.
Really, it doesn't matter.
That's kind of like just the side stuff.
Really, it's all mechanically what's going on.
There's one part where you use a controller as a squirt gun. It's, I think it's what video games were designed
to be, dude. I'm like, holy crap, this thing actually does fun stuff. Not just with the
game, but with the controller. I'm having a blast. It feels like I'm 12. I've been
enjoying, and I'm playing maybe two, three levels a night and I think there's maybe 25 main levels
and a bunch of side things.
But I'm just going through it and having a blast
and I'm like, well, that was fun for tonight.
And then I move on.
It's like, it's a treat.
I'm enjoying it a great deal.
All right, yeah, I'll definitely check it out
because it does sound like a Crenndor game.
I may stream some of it this Thursday
just to show people.
Cause people could be asking about it.
They're like, what's that like?
I'm like, I may show it off a little bit
just cause I enjoy it.
So there might be a VOD out there that exists.
You can just watch for a minute.
I'll probably stream it too, honestly.
Dude, I think you should.
It sounds like a game you would eat up.
Yeah. No, after I was browsing around, it does look very banjo-kazooie, but like PlayStation if I'd dude
It's a good game. It's like a sleeper hit it might be in the running for game of the year. It's that good
yeah, I haven't been it yet, but it has a
Real joy to it that I am greatly impressed by. It is
hyper cute, it is very fun to play, and the boss battles, boss mechanics are
great, and sometimes a boss fight just happens and you don't even think it's
gonna happen. Like you're about to end a level and it's like, ho ho ho, tricked you,
and suddenly giant boss fight. You're like, oh okay, this now It's got a lot of good stuff in it. Yeah
All right, I've just been playing wow
So what's the verdict are you finally beating it? How's it going?
well beaten wow is a
The expansion so far oh, I beat the story a while ago
Okay, but I'm collecting mounts. Ah you're
normal so you've reverted to normal
Kren. Yes but I am also doing things like
me and Stinvictor were running Delves
that was pretty fun. That's cool. We're doing our
streamer raid on Thursday I believe so
it's like Sam and Gmart and Kraken and
all them. We're doing that.
And then they didn't have a mage, so I'm playing my mage.
I have five level eighties.
So I got five max characters.
Damn, dude.
It's a lot.
Who's in your party?
Your four man thing that shows up on the menu?
I have my warrior.
He's the one I always farm mounts on.
So I got him to eighty first.
What's your warrior's name?
Torglund. Love that.
He's a my warrior I made in vanilla wild. Sounds right. So he's literally 20 years
old and then I've got my gnome death knight. I've got my... Hold on what's his name? G-Gorbin? Yup. Yup.
I've got my
Volperon Mage
What's their name?
Magical Fox
Okay, alright, totally different, go on
I got a Earthen Shaman
And what's his name?
Earthen Guy. I hate that our naming scheme is so similar
because I have like my first character Mojo Maker
and then I have the next characters I made were like
Grumpkis and like Fate Weaver, right?
But then I just I made a rogue called Baby Got Back
It's just I guess sometimes you're feeling a name and I've like a gringle is one of my characters
But sometimes you're just like yeah, this one's name is like a stabby mixed ab face. You're like, okay cute
I'm trying to think about who my other
80 years the war your death night me. Oh, yeah warlock by my what is the warlocks name Crenn lock
The most creative name yeah, yeah, so those are the five I got
And I'm I was gonna main my death knight or my warlock cuz that's what I was having fun on and then our raid had
Zero mages, what I was having fun on and then our raid had zero mages
So I was like dude
I get all the major and they'll be like we need a mage so I was like screw it
I'll play mage. Let me ask you a question when it comes to
Leveling if you play as one character going through the story. Are you doing it with all the characters?
Once you do it with one character you don't have to do it with the other characters
But you can go back and do it with the other characters.
Then how do you level the other characters?
You can level like a billion different ways. You can level through professions, you can level through exploring, you can level from dungeons, you can level from questing.
And how long does that all take? It doesn't take that long plus every character you get the 80 gives you 5% more experience
Which is why I also did it so now I have 25% experience for all my other care. Oh, whoa
Okay, all right, and then I was I was metagaming cuz you know the Dark Moon fair came up that shit gives you another 10%
Experience and rep so I was like 25% when I was at 15 now I just wait till that comes up
you're 35% you really are a gamer dude yeah so I mean honestly I'm still having
a great time with it I got my rare mounts I got my my mole mount off the
the big rare lurker guy I got my what's the belladar he's like a void guy I got that
when I got all the rare ones you have to
like group up for and everyone's like
get the thing do the things not have to
do any of those anymore so it's great
that's cool is there any thing you're
doing that is current content based
besides the things you just mentioned like are you that is current content based besides the things you just
mentioned like are you done with current
content no we're doing delves delves are
the like mini dungeons how long is the
del 15 20 minutes yeah it does honestly
some of them if you do the lower ones
like five ten minutes but we started
doing the bountiful delves which is
where you get a lot of good gear and
then uh let's take like 15 20 minutes and you can do them solo. Do they give you like screw gear for a
minute they give you something that looks cool?
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okay that's not bad that's not bad yeah like overall is
probably the most fun I've had with Wow since like Legion it's pretty good okay
it's great I mean I'm uh it was like week three we're hitting I'm still going
I still log in I'm not like I gotta log in I'm like dude I gotta log in sure sure
I'm just saying I sometimes see you at nights streaming stuff and then you're
like all right wow time oh yeah well I got to
do my my kaizo iron man still obviously
I still gotta get in that's who you are
yeah yeah and then yeah I'll swap the
while do some while so I'm like listen
I may as well stream it I'm gonna play
it when I stop streaming anyway so I
may as well just stream me doing the
things sure so I've been doing that it's been great I I also saw the Baldur's Gate 3 mods have hit so we
can start our goblin. Dude I'm ready I'm so ready. Honestly this is all Dodger.
This is all Dodger. I will make the time I will be there. Yeah this is all Dodger. Some of us have kids and like
animals to take care of. The rest of us are ready for goblin time.
And Sam, which essentially is the big kid. So that's like, that's a lot. But...
When I said animals, I included, he was included.
Okay, yeah, that makes sense.
Oh yeah, I saw you, you tweeted about how you made some video and now people are emailing you about,
they're being like, this guy is an idiot.
Yeah, I think it's just normal people getting over reactive on stuff.
The new Final Fantasy expansion came out a while ago, I finally made my video that took
me way too long to make, and I was just like, yeah, here's the deal.
There's a few things that I would have changed and I think would have made the story better and a little more fleshed out. It felt very, we're doing something new
and we're trying to lay the groundwork, but we're doing about 18 different foundations
at once. So nothing's really cohesive overall. And I was like, yes, there's a lot of problems
with this. However, there's some really cool stuff they're doing here and I can absolutely see where this is going and I love it.
And I'm very excited for the next thing
coming down the pipeline.
And I just, some people were still very much like,
but this is trash and how dare you excuse it.
And I'm like, what?
Which is fine.
It's okay to disagree with me.
I don't care.
But people just took it to the next level of like
emailing me and being like like you suck and I hate you
And you're a terrible person like I saw um. Oh man. This is really funny. I saw a
post today
that
some dude
Wrote that said uh I can't take this guy seriously when he gloats about wasting Yoshi's time in the video
I made where I didn't interview with Yoshi P
I just asked him very silly questions, but they weren't like waste time questions.
They were like, why can't small characters ride big characters like these characters
in the game can do? Or I asked like, the game is story based. Do you ever consider making
it so people can get into the story easier? And he was like, no, you got to start from
the beginning. That's how stories work. And I was like, okay. Like it was just, it wasn't like mechanically
during this raid, my character does 14% less. Like that's not who I am. I will never be
that guy. I was with the man. We were laughing and joking. We're having a time. Anyway,
this person said when he gloats about wasting Yoshi's time and interviews to talk, to ask
bullshit questions, when there are people who would gladly take his place to ask actually relevant questions during a media tour, your
opinion is irrelevant.
And you play Lala.
And I just thought that was really funny.
That was like, okay, go off my dude.
A lot of people seem very angry, but I just can't take them seriously.
But I was just like look
it's fine just don't email me like that's too far
yeah like emailing me like going to my email then typing at me angrily like
what are you doing
like there's social media do it there so I can ignore you my email actually have
to look at like don't do that
yeah that's it's just the fact that they got so mad they had to do that I mean you're doing the
stuff I was going through and I was
like this while expansion is pretty fun
and they're like you're an idiot you're
so dumb and you don't understand how
smart I am it's like okay yeah I'm what's
weird is that um seeing other people
because I don't really see comments of
other people's stuff right unless I talk to you or we talk about stuff I don't really see comments of other people's stuff, right, unless I talk to you
or we talk about stuff.
I don't really see the comments other people get,
but other people coming out of the world can be like,
yeah dude, no, I said something similar,
and like, oh my God, just destroyed online.
Maybe, and this is a crazy thing,
you don't have to play something you don't love.
Yeah.
No one, especially things you have to pay monthly for. Maybe don't pay monthly and maybe stop.
Dude, I was trying to like figure it out because we had a, I forget what it was, it was like
whatever podcast we did a week or two ago and someone was like you guys are not open
to the criticism of whatever you're just mad people getting mad at you or whatever. I was
like okay there's a difference between somebody going you
know what I don't like I don't like the way the system is created and here's how
I would change it and here's some things and until that I'm probably not gonna
play it over and then there's like this is don't this is so stupid and you're an
idiot for liking it and if you like it you're just stupid. It's like imagine being like I went to this restaurant
It's pretty good, and then someone's like oh that food sucks you that food so bad
It's so I can't believe anybody likes that food. It's garbage, and then if you're like okay, and it's like they're indirectly
Indirectly they're in there. That's what they're doing. They're indirectly like calling you stupid, but they're not saying it directly
So they're like oh, why you get mad?
It's like cuz you're calling me an idiot cuz I like something, but they're like I would say they I just said
It's garbage and the foods there is garbage, and then everything's got it's like get think out what they're doing alright
We all we all see it
It's like you're just being critical for the sake of toxicity without providing any sort of critical feedback and then just like
Instead of just being like alright. Well, I'm not gonna play the game. They just keep saying it over and over I
Genuinely think that there's some people
In the MMO spaces be it Wow or 14 or I don't know
I just get shouldn't count as an MMO whatever whatever the MMO you're into I am positive
I don't know. Does Genshin count as an MMO? Whatever. Whatever the MMO you're into.
I am positive there are people who exist
just to say the thing you love sucks.
Not that they care.
They are just gonna be like,
these cucks love their poo poo
that's fed to them or whatever.
And it's like, what is,
you seem to care a lot about this.
Why is this so important to you
that other people enjoy something? Like, it's fine fine if you have a critique of it by all means
say you don't like it if you think it sucks sure it's okay to let the world
know but if other people enjoying it it makes no sense to be like you're
terrible for liking something I don't like it's like why do you care that's
what it boils down to is they're going there's the re it's like why do you care that's what it boils down to is they're going
there's the re it's re emotional
reaction it's all like the motion based
of like this thing is so dumb and you're
dumb there's no there's no like
criticism or feedback there's no like
debate there's no like hmm interesting
points you've brought up let me rebuttal
with the points that I believe there's
none of that there just like that's all
it again let me stress, this dude said,
my opinion is irrelevant because I asked
Yoshi P some fun questions.
Plus, and I play a Lala, so my opinion is,
because I play a goofy small character,
my opinion, it's like if someone in Warcraft
genuinely meant like, oh, you play a gnome?
Your opinion is irrelevant.
Which there probably is people like that.
Oh, absolutely.
But I would like to believe most people are being sarcastic.
Like as a troll, I would give gnomes a hard time
all the time.
Yet I have a gnome alt.
Yeah.
I would be like, oh yeah, gnomes, they suck.
But like, yeah, no, I have one. Or I would, as a horde player, be like oh yeah gnomes they suck but like yeah no I have one
it's or I would be as a horde player like Alliance is terrible but I'd have
an Alliance character to play through the Alliance storyline like I'm giving
you a hard time because it's you know horde versus Alliance but I don't care
I'm playing the same thing yeah no there's always some people they're just
like this person's having a goofy fun time and this is serious business this
is Final Fantasy there's no goofing around here
this is all serious all the time all right I will say one of the funniest
things ever did is I posted a video that was like why you should enjoy playing a
lala and the whole thing was just like people being silly about how when a
bunch of laws get in a group someone will just like do the ah emote and then
everyone will start doing it and it becomes this like annoying noise and it's very funny and there's some places that only Lollapels can get into and so it becomes this like weird
Lollapel house and my favorite response was
Didn't know Jesse was a pedophile. I was like what?
I'm sorry what?
That says more about you my friend than it does about me. I was like whoa
There it is the guy sorry all about me, I was like, whoa! There it is, the guy. I'm sorry.
Yeah, I was like, right, because I enjoyed playing this very small, like I went into
it like, oh, I'm going to pick the smallest character because one, it's funny, and two,
in my mind, I like the idea of like the hobbits, you know what I mean?
Like this very small creature is the hero and that's very cute, it's subversive, it's
fun. No. Apparently I'm like, I small creature is the hero and that's very cute. It's subversive. It's fun
No, apparently. I'm like I play it cuz it's hot that little tiny baby boy is very attractive like what are you talking about?
Yeah, no, there's absolutely crazy to me. There is that's the it's the thing We're like again most people are normal, but it's always that like one person
Stand out and they're like the loudest
because most people you read through the comments they're like here's my opinion on the thing and
very good video and blah blah but then one person's like listen up you jackass here's it's like all
right they just and then they just like their their comment like radiates from all the other
comments because of how insane it is it's always been been like that. It's just now it's... I don't know.
Maybe getting older and going through everything makes you just be like,
I hate it. Plus now everybody can be online all the time. Just going
the amount of people on Twitter you can just access from your phone like
back to my day. You had to sit down at your laptop
desktop, you know, bust had to sit down at your lap laptop desktop you know
busted out right down that's the phones the phones we suddenly two old men
yelling about the phones the phone you know the kids these days with their
phones my phone is terrible yeah I know it sucks yeah I I'm convinced it is a I don't know. It sucks.
Yeah, I'm convinced it is a very small majority. I'm not even stressed about it. I just think
it's very, again, just not ready for primetime, gang. Some people just are not ready to be
in public or to interact with others, and they've got to be like, who raised you? But
I know it's most of the Final Fantasy IV community, the vast, vast majority are
very kind and welcoming and sweethearts.
And I know the same for WoW.
I've met them at BlizzCon.
I've hung out with people.
They're very, like, there's just assholes every once in a while that you're like, dude,
if we could just cut this shit out for a little bit, like how did you get this way?
Who hurt you?
That's in every aspect of life literally anything you know
There's the person who's gonna be like oh, here's my one bad co-worker
Here's a person like everybody has one there's always somebody no matter where you are they're like I have this great work environment
but then there's
Larry
There's a lot of Larry's on the internet
There's a lot of Larry's on the internet. A lot of Larry's on the internet.
It doesn't matter where we are.
The thing is, Larry in the office can't say half the stuff that's said on the internet.
Because Larry in the office, you see Larry's face and it's like, you know what Larry?
You keep talking, I'm going to rearrange that thing.
The internet's just like an avatar.
So it's a little easier I guess to be a dick. Oh, yeah, it's always
It's always easier to be a dick on the internet
It's literally like the the internet
It just in general. That's why all the Twitter and all the platforms are just there because everyone can be like
Why is like completely unrelated
Why are you doing this weekend where you're busy? We had to record now.
This weekend I'm going to a concert on Friday. That's going to be fun. And then Saturday
I've got a bunch of stuff I've got to do during the day. And I have no idea when I'll be home.
And then Sunday is my last real like day where I don't have
to do anything before I leave to go to
London England.
Oh I see okay yes that's soon.
I want to get it all done now so I could
have time to edit and do stuff.
I see okay what's the how long you going
to England for is just a week? I will be going, no, I'm going until October 1st.
What the heck?
Yeah, dude.
I don't know, me.
It's to work on a video game.
I'm, the video game that I am producing,
that's gonna be a FMV game that is very British,
that has my favorite actor in the world, Rupert Booth, in it.
It is extremely funny and silly and
like a sci-fi adventure and yeah, it's gonna finish wrapping all the the
Shooting that's going on before we actually put it together to make a game make an FMV game, but it's
Coming to a close finally someone to be there for the end to make sure it gets done take it across the finish line
The is FMV the like there for the end to make sure it gets done. Take it across the finish line.
Is FMV the like game? Full motion video, yeah, yeah.
Like the one game that Dodger and I played,
Contradiction, all those different games
where you like the Infectious Madness of Dr. Decker,
those kind of things.
Oh yeah, I remember you playing that one.
Okay, that's pretty cool.
Yeah, and so it's that vibe where
it's you are it's like a hyper interactive movie is kind of the idea. I've always
want to make one it's not like the most popular genre in the world I don't
expect to become a millionaire off of it but I do expect to make a game that I
will think is very fun and enjoyable to play and hopefully others will as well. Is it uh compared to all the other games you've worked on how is it like working on it compared
to them?
Well I mean it's using real actors and real film.
So instead of we have to create the characters and we have to animate or we have to figure out ways
to make things come across, it's we wrote a script
and then broke the script up and then had various ways
that the characters could solve the problems
that happened in the script,
and then we have to film each of those.
So like if you came over to my house
and you went through my fridge
and you saw that I had water and tea,
we'd have to write two separate scenes for you picking water or you picking tea.
And then the rest of the story, if you had water in your hand or tea in your hand,
we have to film variations of that. Yeah, it's the choose your own adventure.
Exactly, but in movie style. I see, yeah.
Exactly, but in movie style. I see yeah
Yeah, it's it's a sci-fi
Story that is when I say British. I mean very dr. Who we and that it's kind of camp and silly
All the props are practical so there isn't any crazy
Weird like a guy holding nothing and then we put a gun in there like everything's practical And it's very cool a lot of extras we found people in in the area in England who could come and be a part of it. It's very nice
Rupert is doing a lot of the work
It is this man's passion project and it is my passion project to help him make his come true
So that's what we're doing. It's great. I'm having a blast
I will say you said dr. Whoe and I thought that could be its own thing a
Spinner who named dr. Whoe I will say, you said Doctor Whoie, and I thought that could be its own thing. A spin-off of Doctor Who named Doctor Whoie.
That's just Whoie, Doctor!
No, Doctor Whoie.
He flies, I don't know, on a spring.
He has one of those slinkies.
He's a much jankier version of Doctor Whoie.
Instead of a phone booth, he gets inside a slinky and it sort of slinks through space
No, that's the doctor I gotta go
It's just him going downstairs through time
Wow the stairs of time
Yeah, he can only go down though. He only goes back in time.
He can only go back.
It's the worst. Yeah.
Unfortunately for him, the last season ends with him and just like Amoebas.
He's just stuck there.
Yeah, he's like, well this sucks.
No, he's like, well this is just Whoie credits.
Yeah, perfect.
Yep.
Like man, that's gotta suck for him. What a great show
I'm sure that's one of those things. It's like the British love it
Hilarious we love it absolute banger it is
That's a
Rosh's slither it yeah, that's a you texted me the other week
You're like what's that British thing you say and I, what? I don't know what you're talking about.
I was on stream and I couldn't remember what it was.
And then I just remembered as I was texting you,
what it was.
And so the text was already sent.
I was like, don't worry about it, I figured it out.
Yeah, it was, I was playing Blood Bowl with,
oh my God, who was it?
It was those two British dudes from back in the day.
They're with TGS. Oh my God, what was their name? The two British dudes from back in the day.
They're with TGS. Oh my God, what was their name?
The two British dudes?
Yeah.
You mean the Yogscast?
No.
It was, one of them got really into Warhammer, I saw.
Hold on, if I would go-
Korean Flaks?
Yeah, right, no, not period Flaks.
It's similar to them.
Two British dudes is
Half of all YouTube content creators hold on if I look it was unit loss. Oh of course yes
Yes, yes, and there was both of them
And I was playing them in blood bowl and then one of my players got hit and he was like oh you gave me righteous
Lutheran you did
That's the funniest shit I've ever heard
Yeah, it's them. So I think I know one of them went on the got really into
Overwatch the other one got really into Warhammer.
Stylosa? Yeah, Stylosa. Yeah! I heard him say that and then I just kept repeating it
over and over so I thought it was just funny. That's so fun. That is genuinely hilarious.
Oh, I was gonna, I forgot we were gonna mention that we got a live show again.
Well, well, well, what a fun time to mention that. Yes, of course.
We will be back in Chicago at Lincoln Hall December 20th.
Yup, tickets are not on sale yet, don't worry about it. They will be though. back in Chicago at Lincoln Hall, December 20th.
Yep, tickets are not on sale yet, don't worry about it. They will be though.
And it's not just gonna be a normal Cox and Krendor show.
No, my friends, this is a multi-podcast extravaganza
because I'm bringing the Chaluminati Boys.
It is a two-show for the price of one Christmas miracle.
Mama Mia.
So you're welcome.
It'll be whenever the hell we get it to start, whenever the hell it ends.
I imagine you and I will go first and then we'll unleash Chilumunati on everyone else.
And my dream?
I don't know if it's going to happen.
I don't know where they live.
But I found a band and I know you know them.
It's dudes who dressed up as yetis and play funk music.
And I want them to, I want them,
there's these guys on TikTok who dress up like yetis
and they play funk music in like the woods or like on a farm.
And I want them to be the band that plays
between our two shows
That would be the best thing in the world I would love for that to happen
Like I said, you know them. I don't know I don't know who you're talking about. I am positive You're aware of them. I'm I think I sent you them on tik-tok
Maybe you did. I don't know. I don't know them, but maybe I know of them
You have to know of them. They literally are just two dudes playing funk all right I'm gonna you know what tonight I'm gonna
send you that so you'll be up to you'll be up to date everyone can just go on
tik-tok or whatever it is I'm sure there are other places too just look up like
Yeti funk band yeah they play like this guy on keyboard and there's like a lead
singer this to Yeti they're just like like two Bigfoots they're like maybe a Sasquatch band or whatever it's called I
don't know it's very funny all right yeah fine that send it again but the
music's great the music's very good but it's just for some reason they've
decided that's their their gimmick and I'm here for it yeah that'll be good. That'll be fun. Wait, is it? So it is at Lincoln Hall again.
It is at Lincoln Hall. Alright, neat. Back at our home away from home. That's be a packed
house. It will be, yes. And so I'm totally here for it. It'll be the 20th, which is a
Friday. The last cool thing you're gonna do besides
being forced to hang out with
family for the rest of the year.
So like come on by. That's true.
Yeah. Plus Chicago in the winter.
Sure. You could say it's freezing
cold, but also Christmas themed
or holiday themed. I'm not gonna
tell you what to do, but you
know, you could wear like a fun
sweater. You can can uh I don't
know give me a Christmas gift what if that gift was smooches yep yeah yeah it
could be whatever and so that'll be a thing we're gonna do and that should be
a lovely show yeah and this time you might have an actual working credit card machine. I
actually, hilariously, so for those who don't know, our last show, the square, you
know, that thing you slide your credit card through that connects to a phone
that you can pay through stuff, ours just wasn't there at the show. Yeah. So I just
went and got my own and now I have my own. Alright, good. So we'll always have
one from now on, but yeah, sometimes I feel,
sometimes I feel like a Saturday morning cartoon villain
where he like watches his goons fail miserably
to defeat the good guy, and he just says the line,
if you want something done right,
you have to do it yourself.
That's how I feel.
Yeah.
No, I agree.
It's like fine, I'm not gonna trust anyone,
I'll just do it myself.
Yeah, just do it yourself. And yourself and so I have so we're good
no worries you can give us your money yeah
that's that was a those fun everybody was just like how do I
input your data for like Venmo or whatever it was
or Zillow or Zillow's housing
a lot of people bought houses from me. It was pretty great
And some of them didn't work other people are like my bank isn't attached
But it is and then is that we fit and what is what a pain that was thank you everyone for your patience
We love you, but um no this time will not be that it will never happen again
All right lessons learned I was already embarrassed enough. I like oh my god I'm a failure never again not
happening and then I was like this guy's a failure yeah when I started crying and
you pointed at me and laughed it was weird is a weird vibe yeah and then I
said hey come come on look at the failure and everyone gathered around
and everyone laughed at me yeah yeah it was really weird it was weird when the bartender started laughing too yeah
then they were like everybody all the staff started laughing yeah yeah sound guy get the
garbage start throwing it at him and they started throwing garbage at you sound
guy kept playing that Nelson haha sound over and over again yeah yeah and when I
was on the street just random people in the city of Chicago pointed and laughed because everyone else was yeah
No, that was crazy
Yeah, everyone the ghost got a mic
They got appeared before me and started laughing and ghost it good even though he's still alive
That's crazy, too
That was crazy, too
When you tell me that was really good did come materialized and laughed at me that makes it even worse No, he might have a ghost and be alive
And he broke through space and time to laugh at me. Yeah, he's the he could be dr. Who he
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Right now I will say that I looked up yeti funk band and found absolutely nothing
correlated to what you're talking about except there
are a couple actual bands called like Yeti Funk and it was like Yeti Funk 6000 or something.
I don't know.
I found everything but actual Sasquatch Yetis playing instruments.
So I don't know if that's just some TikTok thing.
I don't even know if they're real, but that's what I found.
Thank you.
I will look it up.
Don't you worry. I will find them. I promise you all right good
Promise you I will find them all right fantastic. I don't know how I don't know how that was whether but I brought our sports
As I was saying that I had there I remember vividly growing up where on my mom's side of the family
She has a lot of brothers and sisters right? Yeah, well one brother many sisters right and
My grandmother as she aged she just would go through their names until she got to the right one
And that's how I felt right there. I was like I'm just gonna keep saying words until I get to the right segment
It's like it's like you're at school
It's like uh
Jimmy
Jimmy
No
Arthur
Arthur
No, not that one either
Scotty, I don't like this
Andy Scotty's looking okay Scotty C
You got two Scot looking okay Scotty see got there's nobody here today
all right let's go to weather time by the way we do have to do our new segment
dear illustrious sirsurs. Oh, we will!
Oh, we will!
That's happening!
Yeah, it will happen.
We got quite a few.
Alright, here we go.
Weather.
Let's see, we got 14 weather requests.
Let's see which one we land on.
It is Kilwa Kiswani, Tanzania. It was the capital of Kilwa Sultanate, a medieval realm in East
Africa that controlled the Swahili coast and was a major part of the Indian Ocean Trade
Network. Also, during the Battle of Tan-Di-Bili-Di in 1591 between the Songhai Empire invading
Moroccan forces, the Songhai tried to use a
Stampeding herd of cattle to charge into the enemy battle lines unfortunately the Moroccans had guns which scared the cows when fired
and stampeded the Songhai instead
Oh my god first off I was about to be like that is a brilliant strategy
Using the cattle if that is awesome, and then you were like they had guns and it scared them and they just got run over by their own cattle like ah
Not as brilliant as I thought it would be yeah, that's that's like an ultimate backfire. Yeah
All right here. We go kill
How do I spell this how do I look this up?
KILWA
KISI
WANI K-I-L-W-A K-I-S-I W-A-N-I
Hamlet in Tanzania, I'm looking at right now. Here's the thing. Someone just suggest this or
Did someone live there?
I have no idea They probably just suggested it
suggested
Okay, also hurricane in Louisiana watch out by the time anyone
hears this it was like you're not helping
my friend watch out all right it's 76
degrees over in Keelawak, Hesawani feels
like 76 degrees high 84 low 74 humidity
84% it's humid 30 inches of pressure 10 miles of visibility
when wind at 6 miles an hour dew point 71 zero on the UV index 617 a.m. with a 619 p.m.
sunrise sunset and a waxing gibbous moon phase 10 day we've got 84 and partly cloudy on Thursday,
Friday partly cloudy at 85,
Saturday 85 partly cloudy,
Sunday is gonna be mostly sunny with 84,
Monday got 84 with some AM showers,
Tuesday you got partly cloudy and 83,
and Wednesday 83 with some more AM showers.
I gotta say, architecturally, beautiful ruins,
extremely old looking, but not much else
in the actual area.
Yeah, I see that.
It looks like a lot of just ruins.
Looking at like a beautiful mosque
that appears to be kinda of standing, I guess, and a cemetery and a museum.
But I think the across the river is where things are at.
Oh yeah, it looks like across the river you got the R.
I mean obviously you have the police bar.
Yeah, you got the police bar, you got the Slow Leopard Kilawha, you got the RRN restaurant. I see one hotel that
is uh, what is that, 4.1 stars? And it looks like some of these beach hotels, whoa 4.7.
Alright some of the beach hotels look extravagant. Uh,vagant. I feel like that's just a sign of like wealth disparity
between visitors and people who actually live in the area.
Probably most of these hotels,
I'm looking at them and they're gorgeous.
Some people probably wanna stay on the beach.
I'd imagine most people visiting
would wanna stay on the beach.
Sure, sure, sure, wow, that's.
Some of the food at the hotels,
it has the vibe of kind of when I visited Mexico years
and years ago, my parents wanted to stay at this hotel that was on the beach, gorgeous.
But right outside the hotel was like crumbling houses.
And I was like, this is, it's jarring because you're like, the people in the crumbling house
is the one cleaning up the hotel where it's like extravagant.
You know what I mean?
Right. It's kind of know what I mean? Right.
It's the kind of vibe that I'm getting here.
I'm looking at this, I'm like, my God, it's gorgeous.
And, but also, then you go look at street view
and it's like next to it and it's like, eh, eh.
Yeah, it's definitely not as extravagant.
Right.
But man, there's a lot of beautiful places,
especially on the water there.
And the harbor, that looks gorgeous. I'm trying to find restaurants though.
And a lot of places appear to be like very small kind of hole in the wall-y places.
Yeah.
But again, I guess that's probably why the hotels are the extravagant things.
Yeah, it does seem that way.
I found a coffee shop. That place looks chill as hell. That's probably why the hotels are the extravagant things Yeah, it does seem that way
Found a coffee shop that place looks chill as hell although. It is just a tree and a bench
It sounds chill as hell yeah, I mean I'm saying I got I got those here
Trees and benches hardware store home goods store. I'm trying to see if I can find like
Hardware store home goods store. I'm trying to see if I can find like
Like has have we Americanized this at all like is there am I gonna stumble across a McDonald's it very much does not look like it
All right, let me scroll out further. Where exactly that is I mean it is
Really just on the coast of Tanzania
Yeah, and that's I mean everything here really is just like on the water and everything is surrounded by national parks
yeah so it isn't
you know you're not going to any major metropolitan area
let's see there's gotta be
looks like Dar es Salaam in the north is the closest city thing.
That is a lot.
You got legacy sports bar. Yes, it does. That has a lot of stuff. Yeah, it's got everything. That's the that's the actual place.
Yep, you know how we know that? Cuz I'm looking at a KFC right now. Yep there it is
We did ruin shit nice. I almost thought it was gonna be
Pure of all the fast food no not us no we will ruin it. Don't you worry?
That's interesting. Yes, that's like uh I
Don't want to even know how long that would be
Definitely a trip to a major city. Oh
No
Well fascinating. That's yeah, you know what I'm glad for a look at that. That was interesting. Yeah, that's cool
Let's go to sports sports time for sports. It's time for sports
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Currently
We've got ourselves a lot of sports happening. We just had football occur for the first time American football that is
football occur for the first time, American football that is. We just did our football podcast, me and
all the the three guys in a bear football podcast, great time.
We had the Chiefs beat the Ravens, we had the
Eagles beat the Packers, we had the Steelers beat the Falcons,
Bills beat the Cardinals, Bears beat the Titans, Patriots beat the Bengals,
Houston beat the Colts, Miami beat Jacksonville, New Orleans, Crush Carolina,
Minnesota beat the Giants, Chargers beat the Raiders, Seattle beat Denver, Dallas beat Cleveland,
Buccaneers beat Washington, Detroit beat the Rams in overtime, and the 49ers beat the New York Jets.
And then over in baseball, we continue to almost be at the end of the baseball season
where things are actually starting to matter now.
We've got the Yankees in first with the Orioles a game back of the East.
We've got the Guardians in first of the Central.
We've got the Astros in first in the West.
And then in the National you've got the Phillies in first in the East.
The Brewers in first in the Central. And the Dodgers in first in the west and then in the national league you get the Phillies in first in the east, the Brewers in first in the central, and the Dodgers in first in the west, and then we got the wild card
slots where you have the Orioles, Royals, Twins at the top three in the American League, and the
Diamondbacks, Padres, and Mets top three in the national league, and I believe it's like two to
three weeks left in the actual season, so we're gonna see how that plays out. We will indeed.
And...
It looks like...
There's also
basketball and hockey pre-season's gonna be starting up in a couple weeks.
The WNBA, the Aces beat the Fever.
And that's sports.
It is time, Cranndor for our brand new segment
Dear illustrious sirs
Let's see we got a lot of dear illustrious sirs this one. Oh good good was voted to the top. Oh boy. Oh boy
Dear illustrious sirs with tears in my eyes, I ask you this question.
Love it?
My father and I listen to you all the time while we go fishing.
We always catch more fish when listening too.
Why do you think that is?
As you know, loud noises and splashing of water and messing with your fishing pole
and moving the bait around, all that can scare fish.
Yep.
But our dulcet tones.
Yep.
Lord, not only fish to you, but you into a state of zen
where you don't mess with anything.
And the fish sense that and they know you're a chill dude
and they get lured into the lore where then you
can hook them because they understand that chill dudes deserve to eat and that's why
you got them.
That truly is the most intellectual answer I think you could have come up with.
Really? That's why we're illustrious sirs.
And that's why people come to us with tears in their eyes.
Yeah, in fact, I bet fish are flowing there right now.
I bet as you listen to this right now, fish are gathering around you.
Saying, choose me, choose me!
That's what I bet yeah yeah what do you think what do you think
the answer is uh I mean that's pretty
much what I was going to say the I feel
like the tones of our voice either they
also might just be attracted to the
humor I think we're really funny yeah and
so that we are hilarious that's true that
brings the fish and they're just it's
like pulling up for the comedy show they're just like oh boy
and then they get caught like fish love comedy I've heard that before yeah they
fish do love this huge fans of comedy especially a reverent podcast humor oh
hundred percent they love that yeah all right we'll take one more because it's
the first week of this sure of
course all right we got 22 of these so I'm just gonna do the old hold down enter
and land on one and here we go dear illustrious sirs the duo known as Cox and
Crendor are now somehow left in charge of building so I'm out time out time out
yep you did not come to us with tears in your eyes I'll allow it this one week. Oh boy. You must come to us with tears in your eyes otherwise it does not count
Yep, you gotta say it dear illustrious sirs with tears in your eyes
Here's in my
Bloods I'm saying here's your illustrious sirs. I know the two of you're crying right now
The duo known as Cox and Crandoor are now somehow left in charge of building some sort of maze labyrinth.
How do you keep pesky adventures out from stealing all your hard-earned loot and lore?
What sort of tests and tribulations do you force them to endure to get to the end of the maze labyrinth?
All right, some adventures have shown up to my maze labyrinth, and I've got treasure at the end of this labyrinth
I don't want them getting to what is the treasure that you have by the way?
What are you protecting?
What am I protecting?
Money your treasure
Although why would I store money at the end of a labyrinth you couldn't get to it that would be a problem Yeah, that's what banks are for it's got to be something. I couldn't get to
Right, but I'd have but that you needed to keep safe. Yeah
That's
My squishable collection as a mighty collection
And only the most ruthless of terrors would attempt to take it from you. Yeah exactly
So I would probably have the most because like okay
Everybody's got the classic like oh he turned down the one way and a big rock
Ball starts coming after you like Indiana Jones or something. There's like trap doors and little like fire arrow things
I would have the most unconventional labyrinth
About you would have to like go into one room and it's like what is this and he have to like sit down and it's just
like here's a two-hour comedy special of Gallagher and they'd be like oh god no.
And it's like here's Gallagher and then he'd come out and you'd have to listen for the full two hours to Gallagher.
And get covered with watermelon at the end?
Yeah, you get covered with watermelon and then if he determines that you've you've
performed well he'll allow you to go to the next part. So basically your
labyrinth is just some sort of modern performance art piece? No, it's there to
make sure you're not getting through. Right, I mean so your labrith is just a series
of time-based gates? Yes, which I think is the strongest way you can build a labrith.
Like what are you going to do, put a rock and it rolls down like cool, you just dodge
it and you keep going. If you got time-based gates, also you know I'd probably pay Gallagher
like a squishable just to stay there he'd accept it like a
watermelon maybe Gallagher is dead would this be would this be zombie Gallagher
it could be ghost Gallagher ah oh goes so ghost watermelons are involved yeah
ghost watermelons that does sound scary yeah and then you probably get to the next part and you have to... Man, what do I hate?
You have to read the entirety of my YouTube comments section.
All the comments from all the videos?
All the comments from all the videos.
Wow, this is a deadly labyrinth.
This is great.
It's just a series of rooms and somehow is the deadliest labyrinth.
Yeah. Then you have the next labyrinth you got to go in and it's just a series of rooms and somehow is the deadliest labyrinth. Yeah, then you have to the next labyrinth
You got to go in and it's just a computer you have to edit together a
Ten minute video that you record on the vlogging camera there, and you have to use Sony Vegas version like
13 which just keeps crashing every five minutes
He's like oh my god, And there's not the save keys broken.
So you just, it's just like
I can't save and you just have to hope you can
finish it in time.
That'd be terrible. I like this. This is
not only is it a
labyrinth to get to, and again
it's just a series of rooms, it's a labyrinth
to get to your squishables.
But it's also a mental labyrinth
of your existence and what you've been through. In order to get your squishables. But it's also a mental labyrinth of your existence and what you've been through.
In order to get your squishables
they must become you.
Yeah, exactly.
That's brilliant. That's very good.
That's why I'm the only one that can do it.
Right? Cause you are you. Yeah.
And at the end of it, there's a big boulder
that comes out and chases you down.
Yeah, when he gets to the last
room a boulder squishes you. Yeah, you're so worn
down from everything else that you're like
ah jeez, and then you just get squished by the boulder.
You can't outrun it because you're just too worn out.
You're just like whatever. You're probably, at that point you're like
let the boulder take me. He's that, there
you go, that's mine. How's yours?
Mine would be
a maze that was
like a corn maze.
Right? Right, and the prize, A maze that was like a corn maze. Right.
Right.
And the prize, this is the twist, the thing I'm protecting is corn.
Okay.
So, you'll be stuck in my maze, but you'll realize my prize is the corn maze.
So they think they're going for treasure, but it's really just corn.
So like they've been at the treasure the entire time.
The treasure was the maze, yeah. The treasure's the corn corn so like they they've been at the treasure the entire time the treasure was the maze yeah
Yeah, the treasures the core. I like that yeah, so they're stupid there
And they're looking for loot or whatever, but the real loot was the maze man. It would get it the maze
Oh, I get it maze corn
I didn't I didn't get that till right then when I said that I felt really I felt like damn, dude
I really thought I was something cool there. You're like. Oh, no right. Yeah, no maze
Thanks for that hey no problem, then that's our segment all right
What's our fact of the day?
What is our fact of the day? Fact of the day...
day...
day...
The state of Virginia may contain
hidden treasure.
May contain?
In the full state? Possibly.
Yep. The Beale
ciphers?
What?
That's what it says. The Beale ciphers are a set
of coded text that are said to reveal the location of a hidden treasure.
Research believes that it is worth over 43 million in gold, silver, and jewels.
Only one of three texts have been encoded so far.
Oh my god, I'm looking this up.
The Beale ciphers.
Yeah.
Treasure buried 1891-1892.
Buford's in Bedford County, Virginia. Yeah, you're right.
Yeah. The Beale Papers was released in 1885. This could be a good Chiluminaughtii episode. This could be a thing that I like do for Chiluminaughtii.
This is amazing. What the hell? Yeah. This is wild. We should do this, we
should bring this as a Cox and Krendor segment to promote the double live show.
We really should. This is fascinating. I love it. This is a promotional tool we're going to use.
Yeah, look at that. This is actually crazy. There's a guy on Reddit from a year ago that says, I solved the papers. Where do I publish my results the Treasures total weight is about three tons as described in inventory of the second cryptogram this includes
approximately 35,000 Troy ounces of gold 61,000 Troy ounces of silver worth about
42 million dollars and 1 million dollars respectively and jewels worth
around 220 thousand dollars What the heck?
People are saying that many of the people who solve them are hoaxes.
Some guy used a super computer in the late 1960s to analyze it.
The two undeciphered ones did not show a pattern one would expect of randomly chosen numbers
and probably encoded in intelligible text.
Some questions remain about the authenticity of the pamphlet.
So maybe even the pamphlet isn't a real thing.
Damn.
Huh, interesting.
Yeah, that's pretty crazy.
Edgar Allan Poe has been suggested
as the pamphlet's real author?
What?
This is a deep dive.
Oh my God. I think i just discovered a topic
i want to actually do for to illuminati this is amazing
yeah saving this this is so cool what yeah this is crazy
is why i love this this is neat this is very cool
where you go you just blew my mind. This is a fact. This is great. Yeah. Okay. Well, let's go to our big new story today.
Big news story of the day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Bear breaks into California cabin, steals jelly. think this might be a Hank the Tank.
This could be Hank. Hank could be out there doing his thing. This could be Hank.
A security camera at a California cabin recorded video when a bear burglar broke into the residence and raided the refrigerator.
Scott
He's coming for that jelly. Scott? I hope so. Scott Cloutier shared a video
showing the bear wandering inside his South Lake Tahoe cabin earlier this month.
Dude wasn't it at Lake Tahoe? That's what I'm saying I think this could be. This
could be. There was a time where they were saying that Hank the Tank was more
than one bear. Maybe this is a Hank or a Tank. Yeah dude it is. This was Hank the Tank was more than one bear. Maybe this is a Hank or a Tank. Yeah. Dude, it is! This was Hank the Tank was at California's Lake Tahoe, and this is at Lake Tahoe!
Oh my god.
It's gotta be!
Do you think, wait, didn't they remove Hank and take Hank somewhere else?
Do you think Hank broke out and went back?
Hank either broke out and got back.
He has people that
he knows bears that he knows on the inside or this is just everybody's Hank
the tank all at once there it's the or the Hank they took was another bear
taking the fall for Hank he was like my king I will I will pretend to be you and they
will take me but you will continue to fight on for bear kind you might be
right and Hank was like I'll always remember you brother although this bear
doesn't look as like he doesn't look as much of a tank as Hank. Maybe we have a photo of the bear. Hold on. We do have this video. Here you go
It's of the bear getting the jelly. Yes
He gets the jelly at around
30 seconds
Yeah, you know what he does. Here's the thing you're right. He doesn't look like Hank the tank however
Yeah, what if this is tank jr.. This could be tank jr.. It could be one of his kids what if?
Yeah, saying what if?
He just casually got in there. He's just like yeah
I'm getting my jelly. He was trained by a master
Yeah, he's got like a he's got like a tag on
his ear it looks like so people know of him yeah people know of him like he's
he's got number three he's got a three on his ear this is why don't they
mention that three children of Hank the Tank they're being tracked and they don't
even care yeah don't even care I Yeah, I don't even care. I
Like out at like 37 seconds. He also just looks straight at the camera like what the hell all right?
And then he's like all right, I'm out of here yeah
The bear is seen opening the fridge making a snack out of a bottle of jelly
It was unclear how the bear got into the cabin
making a snack out of a bottle of jelly. It was unclear how the bear got into the cabin.
The California Department of Fish and Wildlife
says the bears are starting to stock up on food
as they prepare for hibernation season,
which begins around October.
I love the idea that there's a bear out there
who's like, all right, everyone,
we need to stock up for the winter.
Make sure to get as much food as you can.
Something to keep us fed over there.
And one guy was like, alright, alright,
gotta get food. I'm gonna break in his house.
Jam! Oh, jams and jellies.
Oh yeah, that's what I need.
Okay, that sounds great.
Okay. And everyone's like, what are you doing?
Tank Junior!
Oh, your father would be so disappointed.
It's...
Honestly, I'm just glad we got more rank the tank stories.
It's the gift that keeps on giving.
Really it does. I saw another bear article this week that was like another cool
equally tankish bear. They're out there living their lives and we are just in the way.
Yeah. Oh yeah, I remember you showed me that story.
They're cool, they're just cooler than us. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I remember you showed me that story. They're cool. They're just cooler than us. Yeah, they are.
And that's your big news story of the day.
All right. Well, that's it for us.
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