Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 438 - Jesse Escapes to England

Episode Date: September 29, 2024

The boys are back and this time Jesse has fled the US for 2 weeks to the UK to work on a secret video game project. But that doesn't meant the people watching and goofery has stopped. Back stateside Crendor has apparently started drinking tequila now?! It could be because every news story is now just someone telling you what happens on Tiktok. So that's cool... All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor. Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50 and use code cox50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month. Go to http://heroforge.com and use code CRENDOR until 11/15 to get 5% off all orders of Color-Printed Minis. #ad

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You froze. You didn't know what to say. I didn't freeze, just words came out not correct. Yep. And that happens sometimes. But that's because I'm overseas and I'm speaking a different language You know you understand it. That's true. I didn't How I was speaking ye old English, and that's you know that's not the language you speak yeah, I knew something was off Right just couldn't pinpoint it

Right it's a righteous slithering is what it is. It's a righteous Slytherin. How is how has been your trip overseas? Lovely, uh, I came over here originally to work on a video game Which is at least my part is finished at the moment And so I've got until Tuesday at 10 a.m. To just goof around so that is my plan I'm just gonna spend the next couple days goofing and then Yeah, I mean besides work really everything that I've done here has been wake up, go for a walk, walk longer and more than I've walked in a long time and then be blown away by the amount I've walked and then get lunch or dinner and then come back to the hotel,

realize it's suddenly late and then watch weird British TV and dude, I have a movie for you. Oh my God. We'll have to talk about it. But like, yeah, I've just been walking around kind of just being like a big old goofball. I mean, that's usually what you do everywhere you go. Yeah, but it happens more overseas. It happens more when I'm in, you know, Europe or in a place that's built for walking rather than sitting in a car all day. And just as an example, like looking at my phone, because it has that health app thing that Apple has that probably tracks more than just my health. I'm sure that's,

but you can see on here, I posted a little bit on Twitter, but on Monday, the what day was that Monday the 16th, I only completed one half of my circle, you know, like that, like you're walking. Then starting Tuesday when I arrived completed it not just completed it but did two times more on Wednesday not just completed it but just three times more on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday four to five times more depending. Then Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. And today I have completed the circle and done more. In fact, yesterday I didn't do anything of value. Literally. I woke up,

went for a walk, went down to, uh, the borough market cause I hadn't been there this entire trip. And I liked to go at least once, even though it's very touristy, went down there, check some stuff out, and then walked back from there, back to my hotel. That was six and a half miles total. Huh. And that was like a nothing. That was just like, I'm going to go down there and then walk my way back. And I did. And that's, and that, I don't know, it took like, I think I spent more time walking around the borough market area than the actual trip there and back.

And that's, you know, like the day before that, uh, I, what was that, Wednesday? I spent most of the day, at least according to this, in pubs, but I still did five miles, 4.93 miles. Nice. That's what I'm saying. Like that's the entire trip. So I'm just like, I bought new jeans for this trip. And I just put them on today and yeah, I'm gonna let you know they are already a little too loose

and my belt is not holding them up. So I was walking around today, hiking the damn things up every five, 10 minutes. And I was like, terrible purchase, but it feels good. And yeah, it's pretty chill. I, um, you know, you don't feel gross. Even the other day I got a burger and I was like, damn, that was a good burger. I don't feel like a, like a gross grease monster afterwards. It's a,

it's a fun vibe to be honest. I genuinely am ecstatic every time I'm over here. Now, I couldn't help but imagine you morphing into the gross grease monster. Oh, the minute I get back, that will happen. Unfortunately, it happens every time. I'll have like some sort of epiphany of like, man, if I just did this every day and live my life the best and I like

Was better about what I put in my body then I get back in the States and I'm like, oh, yeah Oh, I'm gonna get me a double cheeseburger I'm aware I know I mean you have like You have grease just pouring out of your pores Is it just the like what happens? No, I just turn back into normal me which is less cool. Mm-hmm right like here, I'm like walking around Jesse were

literally the other day Was walking around and I just picked a direction to walk in and then after I got far enough I picked a different direction to walk in and then a different and I just kept doing that Oh, and I ended up doing like 11 miles that day. Oh wow. Yeah, I was I just kept going It was great Let's say over there. You're like Jessamus Cox the third, but over here you're just like Jesse Cox. Yeah, yeah. Here I'm, I feel like I should, I don't know.

Maybe it's because I don't feel obligated to be sitting at a desk and doing stuff all day, like working. I did what I had to do. I did the work I had to do. And then, you know, I have free time. And so I'm just, yeah, you know what? I'm just gonna go do this. And I'm gonna go do this. And yeah, that's, I have free time. And so I'm just, yeah, you know what? I'm just gonna go do this.

And I'm gonna go do this. And yeah, that's, I mean, today is the least amount of walking stuff that I've had to do, but I've also done about 12 podcasts. So with that said, I still manage to go two miles today. And that's me doing nothing. I went and got dinner. He still managed to go two miles today. And that's me doing nothing. I went and got dinner. Oh yeah.

Yeah, I guess it is a year. And that was, I left the hotel, walked down into the SoHo area, and that was about a mile, and then walked back to the hotel, and that's two miles. I wonder, I mean, could you do that even while back here? Or is that more like a, you're there,

so you also enjoy the sightseeing and walking around in the environment and everything? That's absolutely what it is. So the place I used to live, used to have like a cool Shinto temple and like a fun little beach to hang out on. Like, no, it wasn't a real beach, but it was like a kind of like a manmade little beach

that was created. There was a bunch of old places to look at. And since I moved there, roughly, you know, a decade ago, it's become so touristy. They tore down the Shinto temple, they tore down all the cool places to look at and built expensive apartments and more importantly, hotels. And now everything there is either a hotel or an apartment complex skyrise thing. And so there's nothing to look at.

And that fake beach thing, that's gone. And everything that's there is like boring. And so in order to walk, I have to go down my street, which means I'm going, this street, I'm at the very end of it. So I am, I don't know, that's half a mile as is of going down, it's a long ass street. So going down this street,

then I turn onto another street and it's like another quarter mile before you see anything even remotely interesting. And then the minute you do see something interesting, it's all traffic and it's the intersection of doom and it's a mess and I don't be walking there. And then I can either go towards Venice Beach, which is hyper touristy, which is not a place

I want to spend a lot of time, because it's always just people trying to bug you about crap or I head towards more roads in which case I'm just walking on roads now. And there's some of the busiest busiest streets in all of LA. And so it's like, okay, well cool. And so just in my general area, there's not a lot to, for a while when my car was being repaired, I walked to the office and that was fine but again it when I'm here in a major city walking around there's stuff to see

there's people everywhere I'm watching people all the time there's so much stuff and then sometimes if I don't want to walk I'll just sit down and get a coffee and sit at a cafe and then watch people and then I'm like well that was fun or if it's late in the day go to a pub sit at a cafe and then watch people. And then I'm like, well, that was fun. Or if it's late in the day, go to a pub, sit at the window and watch people. And there's always something going on. Plus, because it's touristy as well. The amount of people here who are just out of control, goofy is hilarious. There's always something to look at and keep me visually engaged where I'm not. I've talked about this before.

The act of exercising in general bores me to death. I get so like, how much longer do I have to do this for? And when I'm here, I just walk to walk and hours will go by. Yeah. You're just, you're, I mean, walking is a great great exercise like some people don't even consider it exercise walking straight Yeah, it feels it feels nice. Um, and It's starting to get a little bit colder here. But for the first couple days when I was here, it was like 75 It was great. I was walking around living my life now. It's

It's the 50ies at night. It's starting to feel chilly. So long sleeves needed, but I don't know. I'm still enjoying myself. Like the minute we're done recording this, I'm going to leave the hotel, walk to the nearest Tesco and buy some water. Uh, cause I'm not getting caught with this hotel water. They'd be charging too much. I'm no fool.

Yeah. I'm going to go to Tesco, get a dollar water, come back here. So yeah, I mean, but that's again, that is even like in LA, it'd be like, I gotta drive to the grocery store. This is, I'm gonna walk to the Tesco to get one thing of water. Yeah. I think everything is just more walkable over there, just in general. Infinitely so. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Plus other people do it too. If you were to look at the streets of here

versus the streets of LA, there are so many more people walking than there are driving. And you know, it's closer to New York, but even New York is, the cars are like everywhere. There are some streets in this city where there is not a car to be seen. Oh yeah, I think that's part of it, too

If you're walking in LA or New York and stuff You're probably you're risking getting hit by some guy being like get out of the road. It's like being Although I did see oh my god. I was walking We're come back from dinner something and We saw two fights break out. It was awesome First fight was right in Piccadilly, and there were two dudes, and one guy was trying to fight another guy,

and the other guy, I guess, didn't know what they were fighting over. He was like, what's the meaning of this? What's the meaning of this? The other guy was like, I'll kill you, I'll kill you. He's like, what's going on here? And he's like, I'll kill you. It was great.

And then further down the street, there was a cab driver who thought he got hit by a guy on a bike. And so he jumped out of his car, grabbed the guy on the bike and threw him in the bike to the ground in the middle of traffic to the point where all traffic stopped and they were about to throw down and fight. But the bicyclist was like, what? I did not hit your car, man.

He's like, you did look at that dent. And they were going to fight. Meanwhile, there's a bike in the middle of traffic and no one can move. And the guy that I'm looking at in the car who's right where the bike is, is like, I cannot believe this. What is, I cannot believe this. Do I get out? And I'm like, don't look at me, dude.

I don't know what the hell's going on. Now, what the heck? That's a... What time was this again? Oh, this would have been... It was dark. I would say post 10 o'clock maybe. All right, yeah, that checks out more. I mean, yeah, there's quite a few of the booze hounds here, so it was a real treat. It's very funny to me to see the culture of England, especially London, where you're walking around and it's, I don't know, 5, 6, 30, and pubs are filled. And not just one or two pubs, but like every pub you come across has at capacity inside and then like 30 people standing outside with beers. At capacity inside and then like 30 people standing outside with beers Yeah, that's wild Yeah, I'm like that is a culture. All right. I noticed that especially cuz I don't know two or three days ago

It's like I haven't been to Nando's once in this trip. I'm getting some freakin Nando's. Oh, yeah, so I Was like out walking and I just you know Google what the closest Nando's was and it was right between two different pubs and so it was like me lonely walking into the Nando's and surrounding the Nando's were massive crowds of people I was like hello people I'm gonna go get some chicken now thank you it was beer o'clock. Was the Nando's good though? Yeah dude, and Nando's, I mean, it's really hard to screw up a double chicken wrap with

chips. But that's, it's not that difficult. That's true, yeah. It literally is, I was like, don't put your mayo yogurt stuff in there, I just want the extra spicy sauce and the lettuce and the chicken and the wrap and then give me some peri peri chips and call it a life. Like I'm not here to get complicated. Yeah, that should be your motto. I'm not here to get complicated.

I mean, I feel like that's what I try, but I fail frequently. I was going to ask you, you like just see people and try to guess their names? In the states I feel like it's harder because names are like Anslay but spelled like S-L-I-E-G-H or whatever. Right. Like Tragedy you know something like that but here there's definitely a vibe of like, oh no, that's a Harriet. Yeah, that's a Lex. That's a Martin. You can do that here.

You might be wrong about their name. You can still be like, that person looks like a Gus. All right. Or you'd be like, that person looks like Barbara. I want to this might have been I can't remember if it was before I left or it was right when I got here, but I remember sitting in a Restaurant thinking like what if my name was mark

Yeah, I think I've had that as well We just it could be because someone thought I was mark and they said hey mark or something like that But I was like I could do a mark I could be a mark It's uh I've thought I'd do like what if your name like you could just think like what if your name was something else would your life be? different like obviously be different because you'd have to like sign your name differently, and you'd have to like People be calling you by that name which would be weird, but at the same time. It's like would you still be where you are?

Here's I feel like there's very few exceptions to most people I think you'd be the same but if your name was like king or prince or Like I don't know something that that made it sound like whatever you're gonna. Do was gonna be cool Yeah, like if you were going to do was going to be cool. Or if your name was like Tequila. Like that girl from the MTV thing? Teela Tequila? Sure, yes.

But there was also, I remember a girl on a bus was named Tequila, but it was spelled differently. But either way, yeah, that makes it feel like maybe you have to do something with yourself because you got such a crazy name like you can't be a janitor named King I mean you could yeah you're just gonna get picked on yeah well here comes the king to clean the toilets again. You will welcome your majesty. Like you don't want that. Yeah. I mean, what would have happened if you were named King and you were King Cox?

King Cox? I would be in porn for sure. Like there's no, there's no doubt in my mind. That's what I would do. That's yeah. You really have to. It's yeah. I would be like, just I'll take any job. What do you got for me? You need someone to scrub up after like whatever I gotta start somewhere Yeah, but like what is it like just imagine? Okay your entire life up to now, but your name was like Johannes Okay Instead of saying Jesse everyone called you Johannes

But like just think of every moment in your life where somebody was just like, Jessie, you're like, it's Jessie. They'd be like, it's Johannes. Like, wouldn't they, it just feels different. It doesn't feel right. Honestly, I feel like Jessie is such a meh name anyway. You know, not to hate on my parents,

but Jessie's kinda like, it's always been a pain in the ass. It's either people spell it with a Y all the time or an IE Half the time if they don't know me they assume I'm just a girl Yeah, it's just been a pain. I'm I would be fine with anything like any name now. I'm too deep It's too far too late for me to change it like you know I could be named Max Cox that would have been awesome Yeah, I could have been named anything uh Like, you know, I could be named Max Cox. That would have been awesome.

I could have been named anything. Yohannes could be Yohan, could be Yo. Like, yo, like what up guys? Like any name works for me. Jesse is all you got is Jess or the weird names that Dodger creates for me. That's it, that's all I have. I mean, what is, what weird names the Dodger create for you Jessup Jessum

oh yeah gesticles uh there's a bunch she's got a whole list I'm sure that's true she probably yeah I mean I'm trying to really should just take a name and just say it as many different ways as possible so it's not like she's doing anything super creative. She's just kind of twisting it around here and there. She's the only one who has, let's be real. For most of my life it was Jesse, and then it was a few people like Jess, which is fine, but I got nothing else.

There is no, you know, it isn't like, I mean, I guess Eric is the same. That's true. It's either Eric or E, or E money. That's all you got, dude. Back in fifth grade, my fifth grade teacher used to call me Air. That's pretty much it.

Yeah. Now everyone just calls me Krendor. Again, and Krendor equals Krenne and yeah, that's fine Yeah, people's like shortening names. I think a lot too It's just yeah, I would you know I'd be fine if like someone's like hey there, Mr. J. I would respond well to that I Have to wear face makeup, but like it'd be fine But just imagine like going all the way back like you just started Co-Optional Podcast or TGS Podcast You had to have TB be like and here is Yohannes Cox like you did just I

Probably with the name like Yohannes I probably would have a screen name the problem is all my screen names online my very first screen name No joke was just my full name with my date of birth. That's not even a joke it's a thing that happened. Looking back, very stupid. After that, my Blizzard account, or my Warcraft account, was Wrath of Icecrown. That was a thing for Warcraft III.

And then it became Epic Maneuver, starting like 2004, and that lasted forever That makes sense, so I guess you would have just been epic maneuver. Yeah, pretty Yeah, and that's kind of I would be like that guy's a dick Sucks okay probably sniffs his own farts That's bad, I mean yeah, yeah, that's exactly what I would think Yeah, I don't know it I think that if I had to pick a name I would want something like forceful Like rend iron hand you know like something cool you want to be an orc

from warcraft yes exactly like black thorn skull smasher like yeah give me a cool name if I don't make my name I mean you could have made that your screen name yeah people will be like this is the guy this is this is black thorn skulls this guy smashes no skulls yeah but then if would be like, this is the guy? This is Blackthorn Skulls? This guy smashes no skulls. Yeah, but then if that was your real name too, they also would have thought that.

Yeah, I know. I'd probably, I gotta be honest, if I was given, this isn't a chosen, if I was given a fantasy name, it'd be like,il thistle bottom. I would definitely be some sort of hobbit. I know me. I'd be that hobbit that gives everyone the stank eye when they walk by. Those thistle bottoms. They'll stare you down. Damn tooks. Get out of here yeah so yeah that's all I just was curious but I did have a story or two hit me all right so I had the the mold wall situation right yes that is that's officially done now. The wall is repaired. Looks normal. But let me tell you, having to wait for construction stuff is just annoying. So like, cause they all start working like 8 a.m., right?

I wake up at noon. Okay. Sure. So first day they're like, we will be there at the 8 a.m. I'm like. Wait, so did you just let them in how did that work? Well first day I'm like alright. I'm like could you do 9 a.m.. And they're like day number one

We can because we get supplies, but that's the only day. I'm like alright, so I wake up phone alarm set the 850 text message alright Car broke down can't come today construction gotcha yeah yeah dude I was like all right sick so I went back to sleep I was like whatever I don't care but next day I was like all right here we go wake up no cars breaking down 9 a.m.. Get up waiting waiting

waiting 10 a.m. They're like we'll be there in 20 minutes Sounds like yeah, all right sick, so they get there then they got to go buy more supplies. They'd like measure stuff. I was like Alright, cool. Whatever. I don't care. So I'm like, that's fine So I'm just like chillin Doing my thing. I'm like Sitting on the computer just like whatever then all right. They start bringing in stuff a bee gets in

All right bees flying around They're like, yeah the bee I'm like, all right So I'm like, how do you get rid of a bee? So I look it up. And they're just like, try to like trap it in a jar of like sugar substance, like put Coca-Cola in a thing and then put a lid on it and take it outside or something.

Or they're like just open a window with like sunlight because they're going to go to the light. So I was like, all, but I tried nothing happened then the bee like flew Flew in like a window and it was like up in the window But then they started like using power tools and it was like Everything's like vibrating dude. I think that be at a heart attack 100% after that didn't see him since

straight up. Can you imagine if let's say it's just you and it's your average day and you go for a walk outside and you see like, I don't know, something that doesn't look familiar to you and you just walk towards it and the next thing you know you're in a world you've never seen before there's giant men with tools that go you would have a heart attack too that's true that's why I was thinking it's a bee of a heart it's got to have a heart right those have a heart yes we're gonna heart attack. I bet it did Hold on I thought you were about to Google can bees have a heart attack, but you googled do bees have a heart Well, I was gonna have or look up can bees have a heart attack

But then I was like, oh do they have a heart? So I would check that first but now it says no bees cannot have heart attacks because they don't have arteries or veins What the hell? Wait, so how does the blood pump in a bee heart? I don't know Conceivably the trachea leading to an insect heart could get all blocked by something from the outside Which would be the closest thing to a heart attack, but there's no record of that happening and it's unlikely Well, is it possible that he died of shock?

It's gotta be something like that. Can a bee die of shock? Can Bee be so blown away by the capacity for man's greatness? Like type in shock. We can't do it. Warn the queen. He'll never be this strong. Like type in, can a bee die of shock?

And it's like bee stings can cause anaphylactic shock. I'm like that's not what I want to know the doesn't Yeah Any any zool insect zoologist out there Insectoid zoologist. Yep, let me know anyway never saw that bee again. That was like a week a Yep, let me know anyway never saw that be again. That was like a week a Week and a few days ago, so I made it back to the hive like guys. You're never gonna believe what I saw

So yeah that happened then They started you know repairing stuff do all the things so it took a few days a second day They got here and the here's the thing the one guy was like we can only do 8 a.m. but then the guy who was like repairing it who's like working for him was just like I'll be here like 9 a.m. does that work? And I was like be like 930. He's like alright. I was like okay. But then... You're probably the only person who's like don't put in a full day. Listen, I know all about not putting in full days. All right. I get it.

But then Toaster Woman got up and she was like, I can just answer the door. I was like, okay. So she did. But usually I woke up like a bit later anyway, cause it's hard to sleep through like. However, the one day when I only slept like four hours I did sleep through that for like two hours so at the end of the day it took like three days and then it was

done and it turns out all it took was money. That's usually how the world works, yeah. Yeah, weird how that is. And I was just like, man, if I just had more money, things would be a lot better. Now you know my struggles with life. If I just had more money, the things I could do. And then you start going back, you're just like, what if I took those opportunities, right? What if I did stream nonstop Fortnite and I became the Fortnite streamer? Then you'd probably be unbearable, like a true asshole. But what if it was like only a year, right? It was only like a year. What if I was like an asshole for only a year, guys?

Yeah, what if I was an asshole for only a year? And I made like- What if it was just insufferable for like, like what if I just ditched my audience and like only targeted 13 year olds? Only for one year, and I made like half a mill Banked it and then just do what I do now, right? The problem is is I want to get on that like

Remember when they released all the amount of money people made on YouTube And we got to see some of the high-end people and they were getting like 350 thousand dollars a month That's what I would need in order to really sell out everything I need I need that level otherwise. I'm why bother. I just know what I Tell you what I'll do a hundred thousand one month. I'll take it That's all I'll take 100,000 for one month. What is the thing that you I want to get in on this I want to be a part of your $100,000 month. Get the thing you and I, in your mind, could do to get us $1,000, I'm sorry,

$100,000 in one month. Right. What is that thing that's gonna, it would have to be $200,000 so we could each pocket $100,000. What is the thing we're doing? How do we make that happen? What is the thing we're doing? How do we make that happen? We'd uh, we would do our reaction back and forth to each other.

For one full month. Where we make a video reacting. For one full month and we do it multiple times every day. We don't create anything else. It's only that. And by the end of it we have like 2,000 reaction videos back and forth and it's just it's just like a an amalgamation of Reactions and people are like, oh my god, this is insane We break the world record, but we've made so many videos that have such high runtime and people are watching all of them It's just like racking up views but like nobody's gonna watch it past that month, right? Maybe an extra month

Maybe the next month you make like half the money we made from just ad revenue and then it all just falls off. Can I pitch something to you? What if we do, we make a react YouTube channel called Cox and Krendel React. And it starts, the first video is us together reacting to something, right? It could be, we pick like whatever the hot topic is, the thing that everyone's reacting to. right it could be right pick like whatever the hot topic

is the thing that everyone's reacting to if anything like tic-tocs or some shit anything it's just be like for maximum SEO us reacting to asmongold reacting to something they're right and then we react to that but then every video after that is me or you reacting to the previous react of us reacting. And we just keep flooding it, but we keep including our pictures. And just like we did before, we're different. And then eventually becomes the singularity

where at the end of the month, it's just like videos within videos within videos. And it's just an art piece. And then we never do it again. We never talk about it. We never mentioned we did it. We never, it's just an art piece and then we never do it again. We never talk about it. We never mention We did it we never it's just we do one month We never even discuss it. I

Love it. That sounds fun. I could be a great and just leave it there Just leave it as like this is the thing that happened. This is our weird art piece and we'll never touch it again Now, I don't know that's gonna make a million, you know $100,000 or whatever, but it would be very funny to do Honestly that point out there whatever it made That'd be good enough for anything. I think if we get like a Again rich Saudi princes, what's the deal? What's going on? We've been asking for your help for so long and not once

deal. What's going on? We've been asking for your help for so long and not once. It's almost like they don't care about us, dude. I'm starting to think there's not one single rich Saudi prince watching. Yeah, I mean, listen, I go to some Twitch streamers. They have a couple. They have some guy who'd drop like $5,000 in like an instant. I'm like, where's that? Where's our Saudi guy? Come on now. There's's gotta be at least one guy with low enough standards that he's like, you know I could be watching Jake Paul, but instead I've settled on you two.

Like, I like you guys reacting. Wow, thank you. Yeah, and then you can pay us to create that channel and the very first episode will be like, this video was sponsored by them, we'll just say your name. And then when that's done, you can be in the beginning of every single one of the videos but we're just talking over you it'd be great yeah I mean just

to like show that you're serious you show up in our twitch streams maybe like on a movie night and give us each like two thousand dollars and then be like make that thing and then we'll do it. Yeah, you just got to like prove to us By giving us money By giving us like a lot of money you can show us that you mean business exactly right So anyway my construction is done, so that's really nice cool and then To celebrate it being done. we went and got Mexican food. Oh boy. Because you gotta have a wild time.

Sure. Alright? So I made a TikTok of me taste testing the tequila. I don't know if you've seen my others. No, I haven't seen any of you taste testing tequila. Well, over on TikTok... Crendor. Oh, I'm looking, Krendor.

I'm looking right now. Yep. I take a shot of tequila and I sip it and analyze the taste. Like, I don't take the shot. Take the shot, take the shot. Take the sock. I see it now. I see you with your double shot of tequila. Look at you. And you sniff it. You sniff that tequila and then you taste it a little bit. Which is, I've never seen anyone take a small sip of tequila like that ever.

Yeah, that's, I'm analyzing the taste like a wine. Yeah, no, the look on your face that you just made says you're definitely analyzing it. You know you're just supposed to drink it, right? You're not supposed to sit there and be like, I want to savor every flavor. Oh I know. I know but I enjoy the insanity and the flavor profile. Oh I can tell. The look on your face says how much you enjoy. I do.

Yeah yeah yeah that's the face of enjoyment I see Yeah, so that happened okay, but I that's I always do but we decided to sit outside because it was nice out it's like 70s really all right, and we got sat next to these two girls and this girl was very drunk already and she was very loud and She was telling some stories where we were just like what is what is happening? Was this like uh you're sat at a table or was this a bench situation where you're kind of at the same table? It was just like a table like I probably could have reached my arm like fully extended it and put it onto their table. Love that. I would, I probably would have. I probably would have been four shots of tequila in and be like, ladies, how's it going? So the one girl was clearly there just to like, listen, as this girl just ranted and she talked about,

number one, she's a teacher. All that makes sense. Yeah. No, that's, that sounds right. And she was like, these parents are terrible. These are some of the worst parents ever I was like hey, you know what I get that I probably teacher But then she started being like and then there's like the one girl and like a lesson listen I get it she got pregnant at 14 all right like I was like what and then she's like yeah And then there's like the the guy that drove the Walmart and abandoned her but like he was on drugs anyway, and I was like

Dude, what is happening? And then she brought up the she's like yeah, and the one guy's day is practically grooming her and I was like dude What is and then she like started crying and she's like, I'm sorry this is like a therapy session and the other girl was like it like started crying and she's like, I'm sorry, this is like a therapy session and the other girl was like, it's okay. And I was like, uh, that's bless. Hey, women out there right now, bless y'all for, for this whole scenario happening here, because it is definitely a truism that there's like, come on girl, let me take you to go get a drink you can tell me all about it the problem is that when you involve a man in this it isn't come on girl tell me

all about it it's like all right what's your problem how can we solve this like I would have been offering solutions like okay so you're telling me this girl's being groomed shouldn't you tell someone shouldn't you get the principal and like should like maybe parents need to be involved like I would be offering advice that is nowhere needed or wanted in this scenario this girl just wants a Shouldn't you get the principal in like should like maybe parents need to be involved like I would be offering advice That is nowhere needed or wanted in this scenario. This girl just wants a drink and complain I would not be able to handle this I'd be like I actually have some ideas that I think would be helpful here Yeah, I

Don't know those were the main things I heard that she was very loud about that. I was like I gotta write this down This is like insane But aside from that I Didn't really pay attention in the you know anything else there was also another table on the other side of us That was like a work table You know how like people after work sure go out to eat, and then they keep working you know America go out to eat and then they keep working. You know, America. It was one of those.

So like this woman brought, she had her binder and she was like, all right, are we gonna be bringing this person onto the team? And they're like, oh yeah, I think so. And they're like, we'll have to contact. Then she's like, I gotta make a call. Then she like starts calling and like puts her phone on speaker like, yeah, okay, hold on, yeah, I can't hear.

So then she had to take it off speaker and be like yeah we're gonna be doing the thing and then they got the waiter comes over like hey what do you want she's like we're gonna be having drinks but in a little bit and can they be on a separate tab please and she's like yeah she's like alright anyway I was like so we got that on one side and the other side just being like I'm abducted at Walmart okay and then there's just being like, I'm abducted at Walmart. It's like, okay. And then there's just a bunch of other people around just having a great time. But those were, those were the two neighbors we had.

I love that you got kind of the America experience. Yeah, 100%. Here, every time I've been out to eat, it has been one table of tourists who I'm not sure they've ever seen food before and are just gorging on like way too much food. And then another table is like an old British couple who was clearly out for the first time in like 20 years. And they're like, Oh, Harold, look at the potato wedges. Right. And then another table is a bunch of kids who, I guess no one taught them how to dress. And so they're barely wearing anything, but what they are wearing looks like it's from

only hot topic. And then another table is like a bunch of loud ass Americans who are super drunk and want everyone to know they're drunk it is a treat there's so much to see it's a joy I mean yeah it's honestly just the the British experience is experiences a lot more like you get two different combinations over there. It's either like the, oh, jeez, we need the bo-de-do-de-do-de-do, and just being like, oh-ee-do-de-do-de-do, and then you got like the drinking culture of like, oh-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee,

and then just like cheering for foodball. The amount of- I feel like that's it. Like, bald, short, semi-buff, beer-gutted men I've seen almost get into fights with people is hilariously high I was at a Tesco the other day again just getting water and I got some oh man sweet chili rice crackers they were only one pound and they were delicious but at the door some guy was trying to get in and he was like and the guy at the door was like sir you're too drunk you're not allowed in and his girlfriend

was like no don't worry i'll get you what you want what you a log. It was amazing. I'd live for stuff like that. Seeing that happen, I'm like, yes. That is fantastic. Let me in, get me longer. Oh, oh, oh, Ron, I'll get it for you. By the way, hilariously, he short, round, bald, beer belly. She made me twice his size, boobs 90% out of her shirt. She's like, will you, boobs 90% out of her shirt. She's like, will you, I'll get for you. It's like, oh my Lord.

That's great. That is pretty great. I would love to see that. Speaking of things that you should love to see, my dude, oh my God. Last week, I was up pretty late, and you know how in the UK there's only like BBC one, two, and three, and then like four. And then, I don't know, ITV and Sky TV and Dave and stuff.

Apparently they have another channel, and I think it's called like Quest or Adventure, or it doesn't, who cares? Oh no, it's great. Great TV is what it's called, I think. Great TV. In tradition with great TV, at midnight, they played a movie called either Super Eruption

or Mega Eruption. It was clearly from that time period in the early 2000s where everyone was making volcano movies. Oh Yeah, this wasn't one with a star in it This was clearly the direct to DVD video version of one of them And the prep it was right first off shockingly bad every scene with volcano was B-roll or footage from like a National national geographic, but the plot of this movie, dude, when I tell you it was insane, I can't even begin to describe to you.

So the movie starts with the volcano and Yellowstone erupting. And we see the two main characters, the park ranger and this girl named Kate, I think, who was a British scientist who was studying the volcano for some reason and everyone they know and love is killed. Like the Rangers daughter is like blown up in a plane. Everything terrible happens and the two of them escape and they see the world end and they're like, what have we done? And then it goes two days earlier and it starts

the movie at the beginning and it's we meet them and the park rangers like i'm the gruff outdoorsman i don't like being inside and i don't like you scientist woman who likes being inside and she's like well i'm the only one studying volcanoes correctly and that's why I'm very smart also I'm going to create nanomachines that do apparently her whole field of study is like nanoparticles that can predict or stop volcanic eruptions dude I don't know it was gibberish and then the two of them have this sort of like banter. You know, it's like kind of sexy, but they both hate each other. But they both work together. But you know, like they both might like each other, that kind of thing.

Then the dad's, well, the Park Rangers' daughter shows up. And she somehow looks both 20 and 45. I don't know how to describe this woman to you, but she shows up and I was like, how old is his daughter? Anyway, she's like sassy and a veterinarian and she gets along really well with the scientist. And the scientist is like, oh, it's so strange that you're so different from your father. And she's like, I got it from my mom. And then it's like, oh, and's so strange that you're so different from your father.

And she's like, I got it from my mom. And then it's like, oh, he's like, don't worry. The mom and I are divorced. I get divorced all the time because I'm that guy. It's like, okay, cool. Then his two ranger friends show up. One is the ranger guy who was with him during the war. What war? Who knows? They were together during the war. And then the other one is the age-appropriate ranger for the daughter to fall in love with. That's his only role is he's just young enough for the daughter to be like, ooh, he's handsome. And then the movie actually begins. There's something going on in Yellowstone Park. Like, some kids got scalded while being in a river. And so they're like man we gotta tell kids

to stay away from the hot springs because sometimes the hot springs get really hot so they send the young park ranger down to go deal with you know kids hanging out in the river and stuff and he's like hey guys you gotta get out of that river it's terrible in there uh you gotta go to the cold end of the river which i didn't know there were hot ends and cold ends of river but he's like you gotta get out of that river. It's terrible in there. You gotta go to the cold end of the river, which I didn't know there were hot ends and cold ends of river, but he's like, you gotta go to the cold end of the river. So they literally get out of the river and then walk back in the river in a different section.

And then they're in the river and it does B-roll of like underwater lava. Here's the problem. Underwater lava would still burn your feet off. Like, and they're standing and they're like, Oh, Oh no. So they pull them out and they've got third degree burns on their feet. They're like, Oh, and like something's up. Something's weird here. But the scientist woman's like, nothing's going on. I know nothing's being detected.

I don't know what you're talking about. And the guy's like, that's why you're you're in here and you're not out there. Something's happening out there. And he always, there's a coffee being brewed in every scene of this movie, except the coffee pot is never more than halfway full. So someone's always drinking coffee, but the coffee pot is consistently below half

the entire film. And so as this starts to go down, the daughter recognizes that the reason why the scientist is detecting anything is cause the electromagnetic pulses of the volcano are messing with the equipment. I don't know, dude, something was going on. And as this continues to happen, more and more crazy stuff happens in the parks. Like the Rangers are out there and there's a bunch of kids at like a geyser and the Rangers

are like, come on guys, you got to pack it up and leave. And they're like, what? We don't have to listen to you. We're cool teens. And one of the teens looks in the geyser and it erupts in lava and like blows him into the air and he's like, and then his girlfriend's like, baby, no, she runs over and then gets blasted in the face with hot water, so she's like melting. And then, all these, they all get in their campers and stuff and they start to drive

away. But of course, hilariously, the road in front of them crumbles to reveal lava, and the road behind them crumbles to reveal lava. The rangers show up to save them, but the road behind the rangers crumbles and reveals lava. So now they're like, alright, we gotta climb up this mountain and get to the helicopter. So all that's going down. Meanwhile, the British woman is by herself

in the ranger station and she's like, oh no, what am I going to do? And suddenly she sees herself on the monitor and it's like, hello, can you hear me? Kate, can you hear me? And she's like, is that me you hear me? Kate, can you hear me? And she's like, is that me? Is that Kate? What is this? She's like, Kate, I'm you, but from the future. I was like, wait, what?

She's like, the electromagnetic pulses and gravitational fields or whatever are allowing me to contact you in the past. She's like, what do you mean? She's like, we failed to save the world and only you can save it. And I'm going to send you through time, the schematics to help you stop the volcano from erupting. Also that park ranger you don't like, we're definitely banging now. And we love each other. And she's like, what?

And so now it is a time travel movie there is a movie where this woman from the future is telling her past version of herself how to change the future it is that is so crazy say that and so the rest of the movie is she working with the I don't working with the, I don't know, like the DMA, I'm trying to think of what it was called, it was like the Disaster Management Authority or something. And they're, for some reason,

they're also located within like a mile of the park. Every time it cuts to them, they're just like right near the park. And it's like, wait a minute, what? But she's working with them to stop this from happening while the ranger and his friend are trying to save all the people in the park and get them out, along with keeping the daughter and the guy

who's like maybe the boyfriend from not getting killed. And you know, it's just them running from lava. They pick up random stragglers the entire movie and every single one of them dies. Every person who's not a main character is brutally murdered by lava this movie. It just keeps happening. And eventually they're like, we found a plan. There's only one thing to do. We must use the, I guess the future version discovered that by using the nano machine she was working on or something with

a formula that she's gonna send her from the future they're going to ice all the lava and stop the eruption I guess and so she she gets this stuff all sent to her but as it's being sent to her I guess the future changed because they've already stopped so much of it from happening that the future is breaking down. And so they're sending this information as lava is taking over the area around the ranger station and causing it to collapse. And so she gets to 95% on the download again of this future download, which I guess is

sent through wifi, dude. I don't know, But she gets the 95% and rather than wait, what she does, she pulls the plug. She's like, I'll figure it out later. I didn't know that 95% of a download meant you get 95% of the file and you just have to fill in the rest on your own. I thought it meant you don't get that download at all, but whatever. So she pulls it at 95 and then proceeds to grab all of her stuff from the office. And I was like, why didn't she grab her stuff from the office? Then pull it.

Whatever. So she pulls it and then she goes to the disaster management authority. And it's like, I have a way to stop this volcano. And, and I'm going gonna use what basically looks, do you remember the Overwatch cinematic where they use May's backpack to blow up the robot? Oh yeah. Exact same thing.

That's the, they're gonna make a thing that looks like May's backpack and then take it to the volcano and throw it in the volcano and blow up the volcano with ice, I guess. And so the last act of this movie is the daughter and the boyfriend have to stay behind because they don't want them to get caught up in all this crazy shit, man. And the Ranger, he and his army buddy are going to fly a plane into the volcano and jump out of it, I guess, and set off this explosive thing. he and his army buddy are gonna fly a plane into the volcano and

Jump out of it, I guess and set off this explosive thing But the woman is like you can't go because if you go and you die that means the future that we had together is a lie And it's like you what do you mean? That was an alternate reality that doesn't exist in whatever. She wants it to be real She's like I'm coming with I'm the only one can make sure this goes off so all three of them go, and as they're flying into the volcano, of course the plane starts to like, oh, I think it was a military helicopter. Whatever it is, this military helicopter

starts like crumbling and it's gonna crash, and the guy from the army's like, go, you gotta jump. They're jumping into volcano with parachutes. I don't even know how though. And they're like, okay. So the two of them jump out of the helicopter and the helicopter immediately crashes. The guy's like, I'll see you on the ground. And he blows up. So it's like, okay. And the guy's like, we have to do this for him. That guy who I don't think had a

name. And then they like repel down to the volcano again with only basically like a heat resistant suit on. I don't know how they're still alive. They set up this bomb and of course it works and everyone's like, yeah, but there's no way they can escape. And so they're trapped there until like Lord of the Rings, Return of the King, the daughter and the boyfriend show up in another helicopter and save them. And then the movie ends with them standing looking over Yellowstone and being like, wow,

I can't believe it. We did it. And the daughter deciding she doesn't want to do veterinary work anymore. She wants to study magma? What? And then it's like, and then the two main characters are like, so, are we dating or whatever? And then they make another ex-wife joke and then the movie ends. Dude, it's one of the craziest things I've ever seen in my entire life. Even explaining it, it sounds insane. It does sound insane, yeah. I must stress, there was a plot point

where the future version of these characters is like, we need to tell you how to save the future, but in doing so, we'll create a paradox where we no longer exist, and you're like, what the hell is happening? I thought this was a disaster movie about lava. Nope. Nope, it was a time travel movie about lava. Nope. Nope. It was a time travel movie

Huh? Yeah, that was on it started at midnight night and it had commercials like every 20 minutes and I must have watched till 3 a.m I was like, what is this movie dude? Yeah, that's uh That's a movie or it sounds like something we'd watch on That's a movie, that sounds like something we'd watch on a movie night. Really? And now I want to go find the rest of these movies, because I imagine it's from that time period where they made shitty versions of popular films. Wait, like what?

Remember how it was always the blockbuster video versions. So like the movie Snakes on a Plane would come out, and so they released Snakes on a Train. Or Anaconda would come out and so they release Snakes on a Train or Anaconda would come out. They release Python. I don't know why all my things are snake based, but you know what I mean. There'd be something like that. It would be like a movie about an asteroid and they make a movie called like Asteroid, you know? That sounds like the x-ray. yeah that sounds like the x-ray asteroid asteroid asteroid asteroid we need to destroy the a only King

Cox can do only King Cox I'm going to space. I'm going to destroy that ass. There you go. There's never been an ass I haven't destroyed, be it on Earth or in space. Yeah. Um, yeah. Mm-hmm. That's... That's really all I got. I mean, yeah, I played the new Zelda. It's pretty good. Yeah? Enjoyable?

Yeah, it's pretty fun. Yeah, I didn't expect to like it as much as I did, because you play Zelda and she's like a necromancer. What does that mean? Because you get like a wand and you can clone stuff. So initially you're like cloning Tables so you can like hop up on things and complete puzzles, but then you can clone monsters that you kill So you essentially just summon monsters like a necromancer That is a necromancer. Yeah, you're not wrong. You're necromancing stuff. Yeah, that's nice

Yeah, so I've been calling it necromancer Zelda and it's been great like I'll summon an ogre that shoots a spear And then I'll summon the snakes and then I'm just like oh snakes Then I keep sending them in the ogre keeps throwing spears or like I got crows the dive bomb and it's like the crow It's I'm loving it. It's great. That's awesome. I uh the only game I've been able to play on my laptop because this laptop is so old is Right. Octo. I was asking Octo about, um, vampire survivors. And I was like, I feel like I could work vampire survivors on this PC. And, uh, he's like, you know what you love more? Wedding witch. Like, what is that?

And he's like, it's vampire survivors. But instead of being a vampire guy, you play as a witch and you get different boobs. I was like, what? He's like, yeah, yeah, as you level up, your boobs get bigger. Or you become a cat girl or a big buff mommy. And I'm like, I am going to get that. So that's all I've been playing. I did just open the Steam page and the first thing it has is which potion do you want, the big breast potion or the small breast potion?

That is, each of them has a different thing. So like if you do the animal based ones that turns you into a cat girl, you get summons. So you get like, you know, a bone skeleton dragon or a wolf companion or like a sword that flies around you. If you choose the big boob ones, you get like explosive magic. If you choose, I think it's the,

the like muscles, you get physical attacks. Again, it plays exactly like Vampire Survivors, except it's just the horny version. And it's not like porny. That's not, there's none of that in it. It's just clearly designed to be like boobs. Right. Yeah. Yeah. And Octo was like, you should play that. And I was like, I don't know why you're suggesting that to me specifically. It seems on brand for

me admittedly, but uh, yeah, I got it and I've been playing it and I'm doing the ultra ultra hard mode and it's great. I like how you're saying I don't know why you suggest that for me, but I understand why and I'm playing it and I'm enjoying it So wouldn't that make sense that he suggested yes, but also like he could have just suggested vampire survivors a game that I would consider He knew better right, but he's like no you want the porn version you want the dirty version And he wasn't wrong you did You know what I mean like he I just you know what I mean like he was like you know what I know man if you're discerning taste isn't gonna enjoy this normal game so please play this version that has a witch with huge

boobs like all right sure he's definitely right you probably would have played the normal version been like this school and stop but now you're on like ultra hard mode super difficulty being like I gotta beat it I have to unlock the different forms of the witch That's what I'm saying. I don't think you'd care in the other version There's all these different potions like one's a demon and she starts to turn into like a succubus I gotta unlock the succubus, but I'm not getting enough demon potions That's tough out there. I see, yeah.

I also bought trading card shop simulator. How's that going? I saw everybody just, they make their shop, then they start opening packs and selling cards. Now everyone's just trying to open a $10,000 card. And so I was like, you know what, I can do that. So I got a $2,000 one, but I'll probably do that on stream try to get the ten thousand. So it's not real ten thousand though? Well it's like in-game

money and then you put the card you run a shop. So then you put the card up for sale. It could be like I'm selling this ten thousand dollar card for twenty thousand. Yeah exactly. In like nothing like you just get money to get more cards. So it's really like nothing. It's just once you get that, a lot of people are like, I've done it, I've beat the game. Sure, sure. But it's all RNG look, which signed me up.

Yeah, there was another game they just released recently too that I think was very similar to, oh, the video game tycoon thing that I did a while back. And I wanted to play that, but I can't remember what it was called, but it was the same vibe where it was like a game tycoon thing, but also RNG heavy, and I was like, ooh, that could be interesting, at least for the goofs.

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Alright. Did I say traffic? I hope I did and I didn't just shout weather. Either way, let's go to weather. Weather time. Let's see. Weather. We've got a weather request for... Here we go, where we land on. We've landed on... Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do on an island and is only accessible by river and the air. Can you spell Iquitos? I feel like that's not how you say that. I-Q-U-I-T-O-S. Iquitos. You might be right. Maybe Iquitos?

Probably. Iquitos? To me it's Iquitos. In Iquitos it is 87 degrees and partly cloudy. Feels like 90 with nighttime temperatures of 72 degrees. It is... I just want to point out as I'm looking, as you find that information, I'm looking through photos and most of the photos are actually just of monkeys. I need to know more about this town because I feel like most are just monkeys. They love monkey Mondays. Humidity 67% pressure 29.71 inches six miles of visibility 539 a.m. sunrise 547 p.m. sunset winds at seven miles an hour. Dew point 75 UV index one of 11 and a

waning crescent moon phase looking at the 10 day. Thunderstorms 72 degrees Friday night variable clouds overnight chance of rain. 80% Saturday 83 with thunderstorms Sunday 87 with PM thunderstorms. Monday 89 with PM thunderstorms. Tuesday 92 partly cloudy Wednesday 94 partly cloudy Thursday 92 PM thunderstorms Monday 89 with PM thunderstorms Tuesday 92 partly cloudy Wednesday 94 partly cloudy Thursday 92 at PM thunderstorms and Friday 88 with

thunderstorms I thought the way you described this this would be a small town right but it is a real-ass city I mean yeah they said it's the largest city that you can't reach by just roads so I mean it's I mean I yeah, they said it's the largest city that you can't reach by just roads. So, I mean, it's I mean, the crazy thing is, is there's a road that extends from it. And I was like, oh, I'm just going to follow this road. This is a lie. The road just goes directly back to the it's just it ends at the Amazon again. Yeah. Or whatever river connects to the Amazon empties into it.

But either way, like that is. Yeah, this is it's just right on the Amazon empties into it, but either way like that is Yeah, this it's just right on the Amazon like right there Yeah This is pretty incredible Also, there's a place called dawn on the Amazon cafe It looks pretty solid Everything about this looks cool. I'm looking I'm trying I'm looking at restaurants and some of them look incredible and some of them are just like a dude's house. I'm actively trying to find if there's a McDonald's here.

That would be hilarious. There's got to be. Right in the middle of the Amazon, there's got to be something. Let's see here. There's a lot of places that look like very chill hangout spots and delicious food and everything looks great but it's gotta be one McDonald's. There's gotta be. When I was in Peru I was up in a god Cusco and there there was McDonald's and a Starbucks so I gotta figure yeah there's gotta be there's gotta be something in here there's a place called

Jerky's J-U-R-K-Y love that and it's just a chicken place there's a sushi bar magma sushi there's a Starbucks it's got two reviews, three stars. This Starbucks opened two weeks ago. Like legit, if you look up Iquitos Peru Starbucks, it's two weeks ago and it just says Starbucks bolsters presence in Peru with new store in Iquitos. That's incredible. Dude, that Starbuck, they got a giant like Amazonian mural on the wall too. Look at a big jungle cat. It's a weird vibe that says

September 11th but you know. Yeah it, it looks like a Starbucks you would see anywhere in the US. Except it has a giant, like tiger, on the wall. Yeah. That's crazy. Look at that. Yeah, there you go. I mean, I'm sure McDonald's is right around the corner after that. Yeah, obviously.

They gotta keep up with Starbucks. Yeah. Although it is weird that it says, the Iquitos store will employ over 15 partners, employees, who will proudly wear the green apron, contributing to job creation and supporting economic development in the city. Sure. Yeah.

Proudly wear my green. The question I have is for people in this part of Peru, do you even give a shit there's a Starbucks there? You know, like you've never had a Starbucks. You probably had coffee made by someone who knows how to make coffee. So like, do you care? Yeah, but I think you're underestimating. There's underestimating there's a lot of like yeah there's a lot of other countries they're probably like oh it's like Starbucks or like I think a lot of people also see American things they're like yo it's from America like that's big in Japan isn't it where they're just like yo that's like Coca-Cola or like KFC Starbucks in Japan if you look at that we've seen a few of them they like have handmade pastries and stuff

Things that yeah They might that have something like that here. That's a false sir most Starbucks in the states you get a thing No, I'm saying like the Peru Starbucks Like they might have something like that. I don't know again. I guess comes down to what you can ship there, you know, yeah Yeah, so it's I mean listen, I'm still, I still think there's a lot of people that are gonna go there just because they're like, dude, that's Starbucks, I've heard of that. But again, have they?

I don't know what living next to the Amazon is like, dude. I guess you're right that everyone kinda like, American culture's everywhere, but I for some reason just want to imagine there are pristine places in the world where people are like, I don't know what that is. Well, I mean, there's probably places where people don't know where it is, but I think that's far more likely. Yeah, but not the islands where they like kill you if you go to the island.

Yeah, well, that's probably the only places. We're talking about just a city, you know? Like there's maybe a city in the world where they're like, no, we don't want none of that. I don't think there is at this point. We're hitting the last... the final strands of that, where it's like,

this was probably one of the places. And now they've been Starbucksed. Yeah, they got Starbucksed, dude. Yeah. That's the weather. All right. Let's go to sports. Sports.

Here we are at the sports desk. We got numerous standings here. We've got NFL football standings where we got the Buffalo Bills in first place, Pittsburgh Steelers in first place, Houston Texans, and the Kansas City Chiefs all in first place, then in the NFC. Shocking.

Yep. You've got the Washington Commanders and the Eagles tied in first, you've got the Vikings in first, you've got the Saints Buccaneers tied in first and the Seahawks in first. Over in baseball, you've got the Yankees, the Guardians and the Astros all making the playoffs as division winners and then you've got the Orioles making it into the wild card and it looks like there's only Two more wild card spots and it's the Royals and the Tigers with the twins On the outside looking in but it looks like they're not going to make it so it's going to be Orioles Royals Tigers and then you've got in

the National League Padres Mets Diamondbacks but the Braves only a game back so the Braves could sneak in there that's a close race and you've got the Phillies the Brewers and the Dodgers all making it in as division winners and then NHL preseason just started back up, NBA preseason gonna be starting soon. So we're hitting that point where all the sports are going. It's my favorite. That's sports. Oh, right. What is our fact of the day? Fact of the day.

What question? Do we do fact of the day first or do we do people writing us their questions first? I think we did fact first. Okay. Yep. Here we are, Fact of the Day. Captain Crunch was once sued for not using real berries. Cause he's got crunch berries, right? Yeah. An American woman by the name of Jeannie Sugawara was

shocked to find out the cereal was falsely advertised. However, the complaint was quickly dismissed when the judge stated that there is no such thing as a crunch berry. That'd be like if I sued because I got those berry kicks and I was like hold on, these aren't real berries? These are just kicks berry flavored. I'm taking this to court. I'm suing. I can't even imagine a world where these berries aren't real.

I loved her. She was like, sir, I was raised on crunch berries. We'd go out every summer and pick them, and the fact that you're telling me they never existed? Are you calling my mother a liar, sir? Now she just sits at home rocking back and forth like the crunch berries were real. I know they were real.

They're a lie. What do you mean there's no crunch berries? I would go to the Crunch Perry bushes. That's your fact of the day. Alright. It is time. Hit me with those questions. Alright, we'll do two questions. Uh, the first one.

Uh, we'll take this one. Dear illustrious sirs, with tears in my eyes. I ask you So far so good Early morning flights yay or nay have you ever gone out of your way just to avoid flying super early I must know oh I 100% morning flights 100% the opposite oh No, I gotta I gotta get me out early early. I wanna be on that first flight out. Well, I guess it depends. Like if I'm going to somewhere

and I can arrive there at like, maybe leave at like 11 a.m., get there at like 2 p.m. That's fine. But like, I'm not gonna go somewhere where it's like leave at 9 p.m. get there like midnight and then you gotta go to sleep like I don't really like that but I also don't want to go somewhere. I do that I'll leave it when I came here I left it 10 55 p.m. I mean that makes more sense because you're flying and you're

gonna get there like in the early afternoon late morning and then you just spend the day and then you go to sleep. Like I get that. Yeah, but anytime I go see you or I go from West Coast to East Coast, I always take the earliest flight because then I have a day. The problem is if I leave at, I don't know,

like if I were to leave at noon to see you, it would be three and a half hours before right plus then another two hours for time delay so now it's yes 7 p.m. by the time I get to a hotel that is true yeah my day is just gone and like what a waste that is yeah so I mean it really just I think it just depends where you're going when I'd fly to LA and stuff I usually leave it like 9 10 a.m. But I have the opposite thing. But you could do that and then arrive here at 10 a.m. Yeah, because you're going backwards.

So it's a lot easier to be like, alright, oh wow, I've arrived, and it's still like the morning. I mean that's my problem headed back on Tuesday, is it's like, I leave here at 10, and I arrive at like noon so basically it's technically a two hour flight but it's actually 10 hours so that's cool yeah so yeah I mean it really just it all depends where you're going the time change like what's going on there you go there's your answers thank you there you go then we have dear illustrious sirs with tears in my eyes I ask you this question Have you ever eaten your morning cereal using searing hot milk instead of a cold one?

It is my preferred style, but everyone calls me a psychopath for doing that also the correct order is bold milk cereal All right I was with you for a little bit and I was like, hmm. Double psychopath. I think it's crazy. Yeah, no, you gotta pour the milk over the cereal, right? Yeah, why would you? It's just, it's inefficient. Like, you might enjoy doing it, but it's wrong. Unless you have a bowl of milk and a bowl of cereal,

and then you take a spoonful of the cereal and dunk it into the milk and then eat it. I could see that. That could be a fun way of doing it. I remember when I was a kid, we'd get those mini boxes of cereal and then a carton of milk and we'd put a bunch of the cereal in our mouth and then pour milk into our mouth and drink it that way. We'd eat the cereal that way. That's pretty cool. That's fair.

That's fair, yeah. But to the main point, you mean oatmeal? I mean, I guess like, or grits? That's pretty much the same vibe. Yeah, go nuts. I can, hot or warm milk with a cereal is fine by me. Probably is delicious. Most of the time. Sometimes it's probably like if you get a bunch of like Wheaties, I don't know how good that would taste. Yeah it's honestly... But if anything, I bet that would improve Captain Crunch. Your mouth wouldn't be cut up the entire time yeah I mean I think it just depends on the type of cereal because like you say you can make oatmeal and things like that or grits but if I mean if you're just using straight up like box cereal I think that's weird I guess cuz it's not designed for but

that's the same premise as those cereals in the commercials they'd pour the cereal in then pour the milk in so So have we just been sold that dude? No, cause it makes more sense. Why would you, if you pour the cereal in. It only makes more sense cause we've seen it more man. That's not true. You pour the cereal in. I don't know what true is anymore man.

I'm starting to question everything. You're covering more surface area. Because by pouring the milk over all the cereal, you're making sure all the cereal has been hit with milk But if you pour milk in and then cereal there's gonna be like cereal stacked on cereal you gotta like stir it up yourself Which just it creates an extra like five seconds of work, which I don't got time for that five seconds I mean, I guess that is the point of cereal you're eating it it's quick, not because it's like the best thing to pick for breakfast. Yeah, so it's just like it's inefficient and it doesn't make sense, but I'm like, you know, you could do it if you want.

I'm just saying it's dumb. Touche, alright, good point. Yeah, so there we go. Alright, what is our big news story of the day? Alright, what is our big news story of the day? big news story of the day day day day So I decided to bust out some Florida man hell yeah There's Florida man almost died while getting lap dance from housekeeper

Okay There was also Florida man kayaking in living room during hurricane Here's my here's my question all right is old man death stripper Because he was just old or is it like he was doing drugs at the time or an alligator jumped in and bit his face off like is it a cool story or is it just like one last hurrah for grandpa um that's a great question it looks like a lot of the story is also through a tiktok video A lot of the story is also through a TikTok video. Ah, well, I mean, that's a thing all right. Pfft.

Which, hold on, I'll just briefly summarize this one and then do the other one. Florida man got lab dance, housekeeper. Sincerest Sammy took her TikTok to recap the experience. She's a topless maid who makes 300 an hour cleaning homes. After cleaning the home, she was paid extra to give a lap dance. She is also popular on TikTok and updates her experiences.

So that's mainly. All right, cool, but wait, so what happened? One of her favorite clients is a Florida man in his 70s and he pays her to not only clean, but he likes lab dances as well and And then it shows her video of the experience and says the part that really got me is the fact that his next-door neighbor Was his secret lover. I'm glad that the gentleman's life was saved and that Sammy still made her money

Yeah, no that story sucks. Yeah, that story sucks. That story sucks. Alright, here we go. Matt Heller of Tampa, Florida, kayaked through his living room. A Florida man took an unusual approach to the hurricane storm surge, which turned his home into a waterlogged disaster. Matt Heller from Tampa was caught on camera paddling through his flooded living room in a kayak meant for emergencies. Heller documented the moment the waters began flooding in his TikTok video that quickly went viral. I hate that everything is just, there's no news anymore. It's like I'm gonna report to you on what a TikTok said. Yeah, which you don't even know if it's true or not. Right.

We're just assuming, because it seems true, but you don't know. Yeah, we don't know. Like at first it was going to be like, wow, it sucks for this guy. Like he probably lost his home and he's making the best of it. Now I'm like, I don't even know if this guy's real. He might not be real. This house might not even be his. That's what I'm saying.

He could've just been like, yeah, I'm kayaking in my house. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. He could have just been like, yeah, I'm kayaking in my house. Yeah, and so Yeah, he's just he's in his house kayaking around And he says quote the kayak was my escape plan in case stuff got too hairy He told CNN I didn't think I was gonna need it in my living room all of a sudden the storm just kind of came in and the Water's been rising and rising within probably an hour and a half went up to about four feet from nothing. Helen's home still had power as he paddled through the rising waters but eventually he

was forced to rely on candlelight as electricity failed. As he paddled through his living room he said, this is definitely the biggest flood we've had. Tampa Bay saw record storm surges, some witnessing power or water levels as high as seven feet with officials warning residents surges between five and eight feet were possible. According to the Hurricane Center it's a hurricane category four people lost power. It's a hurricane. That sounds that sounds right. Yeah so yeah yeah, I mean, it seems like

it's real, but I also, I'm putting it, I'm gonna put this story at a 72% real. I mean, there is a hurricane, and there are people getting flooded, but again, I was feeling this

until you were like, and on TikTok, I'm like, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, like, there like, and on TikTok, I'm like, Yeah, like there's still part of me. It's like, this could just be a house. He rent that out to like, no, it's going to flood and like got his kayak and he's swimming around there. Like there's still that part of me. Yeah. I don't really believe anything on TikTok until I verify. I have to go to their channel page and see what else they post. Cause most of it is you're like, Whoa, this is crazy.

Then you see their channel page and it's like, I'm constantly getting involved in crazy things. Also, that actor who assaulted me, my sister. And you're like, what? It's like a, that show cheaters, they used to have the, the warning sign at the beginning and it was like, warning, these are actual true stories. And I was like, wait, hold on a second on a second doesn't mean anything that just means it's a story right it means at some point Someone told them this yeah Someone wrote a story down you know here's your script, but they make it like this is actually true

But they're like actual true stories, which means it's just a story So it's you never know with all that stuff. I mean it would listen we're gonna hit the point People are gonna do everything and then they're gonna run out of things They're gonna start like redoing thing like what when when do we reach the point where everybody's done everything? That's a fabulous question Yeah, I don't know I Guess we may never know we may never know when someone's done everything That's your big news story today all right well that is it for us

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