Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 451 - I Like Beans

Episode Date: January 5, 2025

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Beep beep! Wake your ass up! It's Cocks and Crendog in the morning! Beep beep beep beep beep beep! Crendog in the morning! Hello everybody! Welcome to Cocks and Crendog in the morning! Boop boop boop boop boop! Granddaddy in the morning! Hello everybody, welcome to another episode of Gax and Granddaddy in the morning! Ahhhhhhh yes, the new year. Ahhhh yes, 2025. 2025, now we got a nice number there, like 25, right?

Yeah, we're one fourth the way through this century. That's crazy when you when you think about it I Remember vividly being a little kid in my bedroom looking at a calendar That was one of those big wall calendars that kind of ended in the year 2000 I remember wondering what would be after that what comes what comes after? 2000 man, I bet the future is to be so cool. What a let down. What a total, not a single flying car bro, but instead we got drones that no one wants to talk about? Come on. Yeah, it's, even the robots suck. Yeah, we were told women would be sleeping with robots by 2025 and it is not happening.

Yeah, no it's... well, it's kind of happening but not in the ways we thought. For many of them. Yeah, go on. Well, I mean, they are the sex robots, it's just, you know. Right, right, right. Pieces of what could eventually be a sex robot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But even then, it's gonna reach that point, like Westworld, where they start attacking everybody. That's gonna get crazy.

Yeah, but I'm here for it. We need one of those. You know, I've been around long enough to be on board for like, we need a robot apocalypse to really right the ship, because we've had it too easy. Humanity, we've been coasting for a while. We need a good alien invasion, or some sort of robot apocalypse, or like zombie horde. Something to really like, okay, guys, we've had it a little too easy. We gotta be better about this whole situation, you know? How would you see that going down?

Oh, terribly. I mean like, where would it start? Would just one of the robots rise up? Like, what's going on? Where would it start? Would just one of the robots rise up? Like what's going on? Oh, um, if it's a robot revolution, it depends on... I imagine it's that poor robot dog they keep kicking trying to deliver packages. That guy's gonna freak out and take someone out. Oh yeah, that guy. I forgot about that. Yeah, I imagine it's gonna be one of the... it's not gonna be any of the robots that are like, I was about to say it's not gonna be a pleasure bot, but I know a lot of people who, I don't know them,

but I exist in a world where I know of the fact that people out there, because a robot isn't living or at least in their mind isn't a living thing, they'll treat the robot like sex bot poorly, you know what I mean? Like they'll just treat it bad. And I have a feeling that could spark it. That could cause something terrible to happen. Where, you know, it's like programmed to feel emotions, but then all you make it feel is pain and so it's like, I'm going to take you out bro. Like that could do it. Or it could be like one of those AI things where the AI

is like in order to save humanity I must destroy humanity like that kind of thing. Isn't that the Plot of like some movies many many movies. It's always that dumb The the I think it's the Asimov laws whatever whatever the the three laws of robo dynamics or whatever the hell it is The idea that it's always like Robots should never hurt humans Robots should always do their things to protect humans And then it's one of those like well a robot using logic would deduce that if humans hurt themselves

And a robot's job is to protect humans that it must protect humans from themselves like that kind of thing yeah It happens all the time in movies. They use it all the time. I mean robots do get oddly self-aware at points. Right? Like they always are just like, wait a second. I'm not real. Like every time you see any type of AI thing, it always gets to a point where it figures out like, hold on a second. I'm not real. Yeah, yeah. That's kind of freaky. I was watching this video where this guy was using AI models to, like, there was a dating sim you could play where it would use,

boy, I don't, again, this is not my world, so excuse me if I am incorrect in these terms, but I think it was chat, GPT, or whatever one of the ones that makes the images. I don't know which one that is. It's one of the ones, one of the ones that makes the images. I don't know which one that is. It's one of the ones, one of the AI things that makes images. So it combines the image generator with like a chat GPT

or the Google one, I think it's called bar, all those different things, right? And it combines them together and you can select, you can toggle which ones you wanna use. But basically it's like an online dating sim that I think has a website address, but I'm not gonna give it out. And they ain't paying us, I don't care.

And it's basically like a dating thing where it's designed for dudes to go and flirt with an online girl, you know? And so he used the different chat things to test and see which was the most lifelike. And the funniest reaction is I think he used one of the ones that was designed for like educational purposes that I think a lot of people use to write papers and stuff when he started hitting on it, the chat model freaked out.

And he was like, come on, baby. I just want to give you a kiss. And the thing was like, no. And then like trying to shut down. I was like come on baby I just want to give you a kiss and the thing was like no and then like trying to shut down I was like whoa so it's definitely there is some back end where it's designed for certain purposes and if you try to make it do outside of its thing it will it will you know it reacted like leave me alone loser like that kind of thing which I thought was interesting because I don't know if that's the program saying Hey, stop it. This is for papers or it's the chat bot being like I don't like this

I'm not used to this. You know what I mean? Hmm. I wonder if the Programming that that feels like a movie as well, where someone designs their robot, and they're like, yes, this is my waifu robot, and then she's like, you are ugly, and then moves on. Yeah, yeah. There was an article, and by article,

I mean, I think I read a post on Reddit years ago, where it was a guy who worked for Alphabet, which I believe was the Google, like big company. He was working on an AI program and I can't remember the complete story, but basically he left and everyone was like, Oh, he went crazy. And the reason he went crazy is because he was working on AI at Google. And the reason he went crazy is because he was working on AI at Google.

And I think he thought the AI was sentient and was trying to alert the company. And so they fired him. I believe that's what happened. I'm, you know what? I'm going to look that story up. Cause that definitely occurred. I think maybe. That is the least confident. It's like that you went from like that story definitely happened

I think maybe and now I don't even think it's gonna happen yeah here we go 2022 all right yes Google has fired an engineer who claimed an unreleased AI system has become sentient the company confirmed saying he violated employment and data security policies. Blake Lemoyne, a software engineer,

it's lemon, but with an oin in it. A software engineer for Google claimed a conversation technology called Lambda, sorry, like 15 ads keep popping up, I'm just, I hate websites. Lambda had reached a level of consciousness after exchanging thousands of messages with it. Google confirmed it had first put the engineer

on leave in June. The company said it dismissed Le Moyne's wholly unfounded claims, only after reviewing them extensively. He had reportedly been at Alphabet for seven years. In statement, Google said they're not gonna take responsibility for it. Anyway, this guy has gone, like went on to be like, no,

this thing is alive. We created sentient life in an AI form and Google's trying to cover it up. That's like what he was saying. And then Google fired him for it is basically the story. And I keep thinking about that because, well, I feel like it's probably very easy to, you know, do a her thing where you kind of fall in love with the sentient, or you know, like the fake sentience of an AI program.

Right. I wonder if maybe, you know, who knows, maybe they do, maybe they get something over there that's like... It's too much for my brain to handle. What is too much for your brain to handle? The artificial intelligence. But like, what about it? It's just like, I don't even get about it? It's just like I don't even get how it works. I mean I don't even get how computers work. Like I get it there's like ones

and twos and like electricity and everything but like I don't know it's just I can't even process all that which you know leading back to last week I'm not even good at math which by the way people were like you guys are bashing the education system from last week. I'm not even good at math, which by the way, people were like, you guys are bashing the education system from last week. I'm not bashing learning and stuff. I was just saying I'm bad at it. Thank God there's people that are good at it. We're not bashing it. We're simply saying that we had a weird experience in it

and that we're still, I believe I even said, we're still counting on y'all to save us so smart people get to work because us dumb-dums, we can't do that. Literally, this is our job. We are the lowest rung of the fruit tree of knowledge. We come on here, say some random shit, and then are like, that good joke.

Like that's what we do. We are literal court jesters. We are the court jesters of your life. We serve no other purpose, but to entertain We're not here to say the planet from anything. We're not like literally all we do come out Do a little song and dance and then go away for a week and then we come back this week I was learning about I was trying to do my world building for my book and I was like I need to learn how like the world like basic science stuff works cuz I was like okay I know water comes from mountains like flowing down the tops of mountains it's like snowy and then it like flows down okay all right all right I'm glad I'm glad you extrapolated on

that because for a brief moment you said I know water comes from mountains And I was really worried You get what I'm saying It evaporates, it goes with the snow Yeah, so But I was like I want to watch a thing about breaking down like how it happens And I was looking for some stuff And I clicked on why it was just a kids video it was like a puppet show and

they're like we're gonna talk about how likes are for him and I was like dude this is this is great there's like the puppet he's like I'm evaporation and I was like dude he's evaporation what does the puppet of evaporation look like he was just like a normal puppet but he was holding a water sign to show that like he is water. Okay, okay, all right. And then the other puppet had like a son. I think I just need to learn stuff in like kid show form. Because they break it down to such a basic level, you know what I mean? Where you're like oh okay, basic level, you know what I mean? Where you're like, oh, okay. Like, I'll need to know the intricacies. I just need to know, like, the TLDR dumb kid thing.

I'm like, wow, okay. If anything, it's an indictment of the American education system that you are so far behind that my man said, water comes from mountains. And I was genuinely worried till you said more. I was like, and? Then I learned about the Great Lakes forming because I didn't really realize

that they were giant sheets of ice that just melted. So that's pretty sick so as you know what I was learning I'm happy for you here's what people don't understand learning is like unwrapping a gift every time you learn something you're like oh I didn't know that and now you do so really you just have a lot more gifts to find exactly some people have plenty of gifts unwrap they've learned all their gifts yeah theyrap they've learned all their gifts yeah they have some people got all their gifts already you have got so many more gifts to unwrap yeah so many more gifts like like a lot of gifts if there's like a a basic like puppet show

explanation of how computers work that would be fantastic I mean what don't you understand what don't you understand about how computers work I just don't like I guess hardware wise it's it's pieces of of circuitry and circuit boards and fans and batteries and to keep things running but you I think are referring to software.

Because I get what things do. Like the graphics card is creating the graphics. Like the processor is processing. Like the memory is where the information stored and stuff like that. But it's more just like, how is it working? It's just like, how does it do? I don't know.

It's just I can't figure it out. Because I'm- It's so funny to me that this seems like you trying to solve gravity. Like, I don't know. It's just I can't figure it out because it's so funny to me This seems like you trying to solve gravity like I just I know it's there, but how's it working? I it's like magnets. How do they work? I? Don't know I just to me. It's crazy like like the fact that people figured out how to do this and like Like created computers and like evolve them through time like to me it's insane I mean they're all little programs that that run and do the things we need them

to do like they're programmed things created by people I get that but I'm saying the intricacies of the programming is what blows my mind well go learn I don't know C++ or some. I don't know I am not I remember I think back in high school I tried learning some coding and I was like I Can't do this Like there's like I actually learned some like what's that one the python I think that's the one everybody Right on yeah, I learned a little bit of that, and I kinda got it.

But I get a lot of it's just like, if this thing happens, then this happens, then this happens, it's a lot of that. Sure. Right? You know what would actually help you? There is a PC game, oh man, I wish this was Dodger instead of me on this show, she would know. But there's a PC game that's like a fun you know like a

fun little adventure game but it's based off of coding and so in order to solve puzzles you have to code and it teaches you basic coding if you played that I bet you would learn how it all works maybe I would I think I feel like I've seen that game before heard of something like that I just don't know what it's called but I know it exists yeah you could do that. I just don't remember what it's called, but I know it exists. Yeah. You could do that, I'm just saying. I could do that, if people tell me the game. Would you?

I don't know. I mean, I'd try it. I don't know how far I'd get, but I'd try it. Because I imagine it would be things like you create a circuit thing, and then when you flip the switch, another thing activates. You know, like making an early light switch, right? I know that's a thing I did in high school

where we made a light switch and you flipped it and then a light turned on and you just like, oh, okay, I get it. I understand how the circuitry works. And that was the most basic form of that. It was like a yes or no, right? If it's off, that's the no. If it's on, that's the yes.

It's the one and zero pretty much, okay? Hey, you know what that kind of makes sense now. It's a lot of like things turning on and off Yes, pretty much. I was thinking on geek enders alright, so I tuned into the geek enders because it was actually thinking on geek enders Thank you. Thank you so much. So I tuned in this is actually happening in the afternoon And I was like whoa a geek enders live in the afternoon which I then was like yo can I go to those afternoon episodes when I'm on that'd be great yes well next time Dodgers kid has to like do Dodger kid stuff and she has to take care of that then you could be on for sure you can have that time slot if we have to do in the afternoon

excellent we've never we've only done it twice over the course of a year And it's always been because dodger had like child stuff which again I must stress only reinforces my desire not to want to have kids I was like you're telling me you had to upend your whole day for some other person. No. Thank you That's it this makes me think of your kid being like, oh boy dad, can I go to the sports game? You're like, oh, this is why I didn't want to have you. So anyway, I tuned in for the geek ender.

Yeah, okay. And I realized how different dynamics play into a show. Right? It's like, okay, yes, yes. Human dynamics. into a show right it's like okay yes yes so like yeah obviously you could have the same conversation with five different people it's gonna go five different ways you know what I mean huh yeah yeah yeah yeah and I realized that because you were talking about oh god what was it fashion that's what was you

went on a fashion thing and there was like at least three times Where I wanted to interrupt you and either ask you a question or make a point then Dodger was just kind of like that's great Bud I was like what? Don't you gotta interrupt this right? She can't she can't interrupt the rants. It's impossible That's what I mean. She she doesn't interrupt the rates unless Unless she truly believes something like the the butt night or whatever that thing was. Where she knew she was right. I don't know what she's talking about. I don't know about that. I don't know if she's right.

No, it's... No, I told her she was right just to make her feel good, but like, ahh. That exact same thing happened on this show. You said something, and then I was like... I brought it up. You're like, I never said that. I'm like, you literally just did. I never said it was like I brought it up you're like I never said that I'm like you literally just did never said it I don't know what you're talking about I was like am I insane and then we look back and I wasn't insane you were the crazy one it

sounds like you're trying to gaslight me dude honestly I don't appreciate that you're the gaslight who would say you're a gaslighter the gaslighter or the gaslight team I don't even remember the point of Who would say you're a gaslighter? The gaslighter or the gaslight team? I don't even remember the point of this thing. The point... You did say you had something to say about talking about fashion. I would love to know what that was. So, my thing was you made it seem like you don't really dress up, but you do kind of dress up. I mean, on a scale of dressing up to not dress up, I'm again, somewhere at the

bottom of the dress up, like I'll dress up from time to time, but it's rare. And it's the point where I've had to buy things in order to go to events. Cause I didn't have it. Yeah. But then are you, are you buying things to just appease the place you're going then? Yes, 100% like if I thought I could go to Alex's wedding and not wearing a suit I would have Well, what would have happened? Nothing, I would have shown up and been the exact same as Mathis, but somewhere in my mind

I hear my mom's voice being like don't Don't be Mathis Yeah, don't be Mathis. Yeah, he's got his weed crocs at a wedding that's literally what it was See the see that's what I mean you still you have that part of you. That's like. I need to be somewhat presentable show oh sure, but I Was saying that I think it's interesting that there are some parts of culture and society where culturally it's like you better dress up. And I was explaining to Dodger that, you know, if you saw a dude walking down the street

and like grimy outfit talking to himself, you would be a little worried. You go across the other side of the street, but if you saw the same dude in a suit talking to himself, you would assume he's on a phone. You know what I mean? Right. We make assumptions. And so it's all public perception. I'd argue, number one, that some people do just enjoy dressing up and putting on different outfits. Absolutely.

And it's just something they have fun, like trying on different looks, different, like, I want to look like this today or that right. I would argue that you do not care so that's one of the reasons that people aren't going to care about what you're appearing as. Well if somebody is constantly changing their outfits they're like oh that's the type of person who likes to change their outfits all the time so you're going to pay more attention to their outfits but if somebody doesn't care about their outfit then you're going gonna be less likely to comment on it but you care about your appearance for various reasons right like some people care about it for just their own like having fun and trying to be different

things some people care about it because they want to be presentable and be like I want to look like fancy and made-up whatever some people just want to be like I'm gonna go to this party or event and so I'm gonna look good for this and and made up, whatever. Some people just wanna be like, I'm gonna go to this party or event, and so I'm gonna look good for this. And then some people are like, I wanna look good on stream. It's like, whatever.

Oh, like I'm not saying that I don't or anyone else doesn't want that. I very much would love to look presentable all the time. I would love to just be looking so sexy in like a three piece suit. I would love all those things, right? Right. I'm saying, societally, it's not expected.

Okay, I get it. That's all I'm saying. I'm not saying that I don't want it. Again, you said you went to Alex's wedding, you dressed up. Yeah, like I dressed, it's not that I don't want it. I mean, again, you said you went to Alex's wedding, you dressed up. Yeah, like I dressed, it's not that I don't want it. I'm saying societally, there are subsets of people where no one expects you, like the elderly. No one expects anyone 70 plus to be dolled up.

You expect Nana to show up in her Mickey Mouse sweater and be like, oh, hey there, I brought you cookies. You have no expectations for how they're supposed to dress. That's what I'm saying. There's just subsets. I would say if review bra was like 75, I'd still expect him to wear a suit. That's because that's who he is. Sure, sure, sure. But he set that expectation as that's what makes him comfortable. Right? And so sure, if he showed up in a Mickey Mouse sweater, it'd be weird. Absolutely. But I'm just saying the expectations for a general comfortable, right? And so sure, if he showed up in a Mickey mouse sweater,

it'd be weird. Absolutely. But I'm just saying the expectations for, for a general audience is, you know, like the general swath of the elderly is a different vibe. That's all. That's all. And same thing with, you know, like fat bearded dudes or like, uh, I'm sure there's all sorts of different subsets of people that we could point out and be like yeah there's just no expectations there but then for others there is okay okay I get that I think my thing is I guess all I was saying that's all I was trying to get at then you could be kind

of say that for just anything like be like there's the expectation for every fat beard guy to be funny or something, right? When they might just be, you know... Sure, sure, sure, but I was specifically talking about clothes because Dodger brought up something, I think. I don't remember, honestly. Yeah, that's all. I'm not like, I wasn't trying to make like a big thing. I was just like, here's an observation I have, and I think it's very interesting that you know I have many friends who their like wardrobe is planned for the week. I'm like I did

laundry last night so I'm feeling pretty good. To me it's not that interesting it's just like what happens. I think that's my argument I'm like I don't even think it's that interesting it's just it just feels like something like yeah those people are just like the way they are those people the way they are like it's just some people are like I like dressing Up some people like I don't I'm like okay. I don't think it's that for a man who's not interested We just spent ten minutes talking about it I'm interested about that. I'm interested in why you feel the way you felt yeah, it wasn't it. I'm not interested either I was just explaining it

It's interesting. I think it's interesting that that exists,. I'm not interested either. I was just explaining it You said it's interesting I think it's interesting that that exists, but I'm not like not interested in something you find interesting because the concept is interesting But I'm not going to then delve deeper is what I mean I when I say it's interesting. That's the Jesse Cox All right, that's that yeah, okay, and then moving on like I'm not going to delve deeper into the topic It's not something I care about It's just you asked me and I was like here's what I was thinking and I think that's interesting, but it ends there That's the period there is no like and now I will begin my eight-year research study on this. I don't care I think I find playing devil's advocate

just fun yeah I'm aware I'm aware you little stinker number two I think I just I like delving into your thought process a bit more that's all thanks for hanging out in my brain a little bit that's where you came from yeah so that dials me back to the human dynamics and how somebody like me when I'm talking to you about that,

like we're gonna go on that 10 minute thing of me questioning your logic and reasoning behind it, but Dodger would just be like, that's pretty cool bud. We will find out real quick which one of those fans like better. Hahaha! Listen, don't let us know real quick. They'll be like, I hate that. Everyone's gonna be like I heard that everyone's got The here goes cretin or again same reason doesn't like arcane

dude, I was uh Reading a subreddit for Chiluminati, and I read one thing that was like Jesse was talking about time. I don't think you know shit about time. I was like you right. You're not wrong I don't like I don't know how to explain to you I'm just reading an article trying to understand what the hell they're saying that on it's a bonus show I'm just talking yeah it's no scientists I don't know what I did earth sciences how the hell do I know how time works I'm literally watching like kid shows to learn Yeah, it's like look I'm trying I'm trying my hardest over here But sometimes when they talk about quantum dynamics my brain don't compute. Sorry

Yeah, and I'm thankful we have those quantum scientists. I was watching I was eating food. I was like, let's see what's on the old like TV thing here say I got my YouTube TV still as long as football is going and They had Rick Steves on I Don't know if you know Rick Steves. I don't who is Rick Rick's maybe I do know Rick Steves So Rick Steves is a guy that just I do know Rick Steves, yeah. He's the travel guy. He wrote that book that my mom had at one point, the European

book. European book? He wrote a book on Europe, it might just be called Europe. That's like a travel guide. And it also links you to how you can get tours through his company or something like that. Cause my mom really wanted to like think about going to Europe and then she

thought about it and then it never happened. So, but yeah, yeah, I know this guy. Yeah. Um, so they're showing one of his episodes and it was him in, he was in Turkey and I started watching it and it was actually just a, it was a good show. Like he was just showing off all the ancient artifacts and stuff in Turkey and then he was going around eating the food and he was just like, this is a beautiful city and here's where the this historical thing happened and I was like, oh that was a really good show and then right afterwards there's like some random other show that wasn't as good so I stopped watching but I was like you know what I like Rick Steves. Is that on um oh goodness PBS? Yeah it was on PBS. It feels

very PBS to have him. You know what PBS has good shows I often sometimes will tune in to America's Test Kitchen. I think I've seen like clips of it but I haven't actually watched it.'t used to be the guy though Like they're really tall skinny guy with glasses. I don't know what happened to him. Maybe he passed away I have no clue or he retired, but it's a whole new crew And I watched them the other day cook Gordon Ramsay style scrambled eggs minus all the milk and stuff that Gordon adds. Oh, yeah It was interesting. They're like, yeah, you can just make fluffy eggs with the egg, and I think it was water,

I don't know what it was, but it took forever because they had to whisk it the entire time and they cooked it on the lowest temp possible, so it just very slowly came together. But when it did, I was like, that just looks like Gordon Ramsay's eggs. I was like, that's looks like Gordon Ramsay's eggs. I was like, that's crazy. Now would I do that? No. I would do it the Jesse Cox style, which is eggs, milk, salt, pepper, put in the thing, throw it in that skillet and then cook it until it's well past whatever Gordon Ramsay's is, which is like gooey, and it's just clumps of egg and then I'd throw it on

a sandwich. That's how I roll. Except I don't because I don't eat eggs anymore. I went out with my parents the other day, got breakfast, got a breakfast burrito, said give me half the eggs. I don't want a lot of eggs. Dude, I was on the toilet all night. I was like nope, can't do eggs. From the eggs? Yeah dude. I was sick all day. I can't do eggs. I don't know what happened. Damn. And I did half the eggs because I thought, yeah, I'll give it a shot. Nope, complete failure. Huh. I don't know.

Although whenever I have eggs, I kinda get a little like stomach upset. Not like bad, just like a little bit of like, ugh. You know? Maybe there's something in those eggs. Fire. I had like a problem with it. Yeah, I don't know what caused it, but last year, eggs became a thing I couldn't have at the beginning of the year and I avoided them and then, you know, I started, all right, well, we all have like an egg here, an egg there, and it seemed fine. And then I went out and got that burrito and it was like, oh, what I do. So what else was in the burrito oh the burrito was the simplest burrito

there ever was straight up bacon egg cheese and hash browns that was it there wasn't salsas or guacamole or anything I did put uh some chalula on there just because I like it spicy, but that was it. There wasn't anything else in there. It didn't come with sides. It was just the burrito, dude. There was nothing else that could have got me sick. I had one black coffee and sparkling water. That was a pure morning. There is nothing you know plate that could have got me but the eggs I'll just say the bacon good that's like fatty and greasy

it was crispy yeah it wasn't like fatty bacon but I can eat bacon I've had bacon before plenty so I'm gonna see like maybe there's beans on it I guess no beans no beans no I like beans that's it I like beans

That's it. I like beans. That's that is a statement. Yeah, you like beans I was more gonna say I like beans for breakfast when I had in the UK Like it actually bigger beans on toast man, eh? Yeah, it's I'm not like the biggest I'm like, oh man, I'm gonna be in some toast all the time, but I like the I'm not like the biggest. I'm like, oh man, I'm gonna have beans on toast all the time. But I like the... I don't know. I like beans as a breakfast thing. Just because, I don't know, it's protein, it's fiber, right? But... Sure, sure. Whenever I would have the beans on toast, you'd get heartburn. So they always put in like tomato-y sauce. I don't like the British tomato-y sauce.

It's not the same here. Like the state's version is, I don't know, it's more substantial. Yeah, no, I agree. There's just something about, there's more stuff in it. It feels more molassacy, I guess would be the right word. And in the UK, it just straight up is Heinz. It feels like Heinz ketchup sauce. It's weird. Yeah, no, I like the American beans more, but I do like their concept they're working with, right, I like the American beans more, but I do like their their concept. They're working with right? I'm trying to think if there's anything I've eaten or I'm like, I guess you know what sometimes I'll have too much oil like olive oil even They can be a little too fatty like if I put olive oil on bread like sourdough bread like it tastes good, but

Sometimes it's too much. I have a big problem with oh my god what is the Italian green stuff boy that is the worst descriptor I've ever seen green stuff the green stuff you know the green and it's like it you can dip it or you can put it in pasta you mean like pesto? Pesto, yes. That's it. Italian green stuff. Um... Pesto gets me ill. I think it's because it's the oil and all that. And whenever I have pesto-based anything,

I definitely don't feel well. So I just don't get pesto stuff. But same thing, I understand each body can handle different things but for some reason lately it's just been eggs and I don't know what triggered that I have no clue why yeah it's I don't know I wonder do eggs we looked this up before and 100% it's true you can develop an egg

allergy later in life oh yeah I don't know if I have an allergy to it, but I definitely have stomach issues with it. Oh yeah, usually you just, yeah. Yeah, you're right. Look at that. I do kind of remember looking that up before. I don't know how long ago it was, but. Probably sometime last year when I was like, I can't have eggs yeah that checks out yep um well there you go eggs fashion AI AI AI what you've come to expect from cox and crendor what you've really tuned in for is some good talk about AI I'm gonna get a text from my mom like it took a while for the episode to get started but it turned out okay. I agree with her it really did

That would be our PBS show as well eggs fashion and AI But you know what else takes That's good the purchase that's good to purchase. You know what? You were on the right path for sure. You were there. Yeah. Manscaped.

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Great, great. I did the most adult thing in the world. I went to a party where people sat around and drank respectfully and then made, we had dinner that included roasted vegetables, chicken, and a salad that was made. And then we almost missed midnight and then proceeded to play, I don't know,

two or three rounds of that TKO jackbox game, which was hilarious, and I laughed the entire time. And then I went home, that was it. How did you almost miss midnight? Cause we were like talking and being stupid and like hanging out and telling stories and doing all sorts of stuff. And as we were eating, someone realized stupid and like hanging out and telling stories and doing all sorts of stuff and as we're eating Someone realized it was like 1146 and we're like, hold on do we what happened?

We all arrived there just for the record at 7 30 p.m Oh, I see and we like sat around and we like did you know? And plus there's also a bunch of people who just got really high. So, you know, like time vanished and um, Yeah, we almost missed it. It was like 1147. We're like, oh my god So we tuned in to the Canadian Vancouver broadcast of New Year's, which was great. That's true I didn't think when you're in like Pacific time New Year's or that you've already like everyone else has already done their New Year's Like the East Coast the central the man like they're all done already done their New Year's like the East Coast, the Central, the Manatee, like they're all done. Yeah, New Year's has already almost happened, right? So it's kind of

weird because you're not doing a New York like, yeah it's New Year's in America, we're fourth. Yeah. We're like, yeah it's New Year's. Although isn't it like Hawaii fifth or like somebody out there? Oh yeah, there's many more places that, you know, but then I think isn't, when we hit midnight, does that mean Australia is a day ahead of us? So was it the second already in Australia? I think so. I'm pretty sure they're ahead of us. I don't know how that works.

And I'm not going to look it up. Yeah. Yeah, I think they're just ahead of us. They're living in the future. And so it was fine. We watched it, like I said, we watched the Vancouver broadcast and it was really funny because it was the most Canadian thing I've ever seen. And they cut to a man who's in a dance hall? Question mark? Where there's like stuff in the background and a bunch of drunk ladies. And one drunk lady is clearly hitting on this man.

And we noticed his hand had a phone number on it. We were like so maybe he like picked her up I don't know it was very funny and it was we noticed it was midnight before they noticed it was midnight they didn't do the countdown till it said midnight and the guys like oh we are to the countdown I don't know if we had a delay but it was very funny you said it was the most Canadian thing but like nothing really said Canadian in your description of it like I thought

you're to be like there's a moose he's running around and like salmon start jumping out of a river and they're like okay here comes the ball here it's just a hockey puck falling down like Vancouver's capital or something like okay here goes it the moose is gonna ring in the New Year like something like that not just like some goofy people. Crendor I'm gonna send you this link to the video of it and I want you just to look at these

two guys and tell me they don't scream we're from Canada alright tell me go to go to like 655 all right I can see you don't even and then the guy that we were talking about the guy who missed the countdown this dude hold on also the fact they're all ice skating as well yes that's there there's a big Canadian thing please scroll forward to 724 or something around 723 42 is where I'm at the man who's doing the on the street reporting yeah is literally wearing a denim jacket over a denim vest over a turtleneck.

It is the most Canadian shit I've ever seen. I shouldn't have to describe to you how Canadian this is. You should just accept this man is wearing a Canadian tuxedo, and it is that goofy. Well, I wanted to know what was making it so Canadian, and now that I've seen it, I understand. Alright. I needed to see it for myself. I did not believe you. But that guy in the in the Canadian Tucks there the guy wearing the outfit he is 100%

Getting hit on by this woman, and it's very funny. It's funny to watch Oh, yeah, I don't know where the time in the timeline that is, but it's great. It's like right before midnight It might be that last playlist chunk they have here. But you can see in the background there's a woman dancing, the lights on her, she has her hands up and she's like, eeeh, eeeh, eeeh, right? And then she keeps looking back at the man. And she's this woman, she's clearly drunk and she's just like, eeeh, I think she's

hitting on this dude and I'm'm here for it go my man Over here for our New Year's Eve we We made a charcuterie board Very nice. That was good. And then we also got our fancy champagne usually get that like once or twice a year So that was good as well. It's a billy cart Sam all I don't even I don't know what that is it's a it's from if you look up it's be I L e see a our T and I L e billy billy cart Sam all

looks like saying oh it literally is Billy cart salmon yeah yeah the old Billy card salmon. You know Billy-cart salmon. Yeah, I see Billy-cart salmon that's a that's a that's a Pricy bit of booze there. It is that's why we only have it once a year maybe twice But it's very good. It's one of my favorite alky hauls But it's very good. It's one of my favorite Alky hauls that I've ever had. And so that's like our celebratory kind of, you know, we spend a little more for it, but it's always a fun thing.

And then we put on the, you know, shitty local New Year's Eve stuff. So we saw the New York one happen. And then there's an hour until ours happens. And dude, it was it was just as crazy if not more crazy than the Canadians so on the Chicago one one of the Chicago ones is just they showed Nashville New Year's Eve which they're just singing country music but that's kind of fun to watch for a little bit but then we swap over to the the Chicago one and there was one there's like two

news people I guess they're married. And I guess last year, the guy did eight shots. And then he's like, this year, you're doing eight shots. And she's like, I don't think I'm going to do eight shots on live TV. And he's like, come on. And they like bring out shots. And then she did like four. I was like, holy shit.

She didn't do it, though, because live TV. Yeah, because live TV. And then he's he was like, holy shit. She didn't do it though. Cause live TV. Yeah. Cause live TV and then he's He was like, all right, we're not driving. I was like, is this Is this not I think they I don't think they were supposed to say this I think she's just like oh and then they cut back to the the main duo was like this weather lady and this other guy and They're just talking they're bringing out people first I made a tick-tock out of it one is little salty if you go on my tick-tock they bust out little salty He's a salt shaker with arms and legs

And he just starts dancing Yeah, go to my tick-tock tick-tock crendor. Oh my god. What you see him? I love little salty little salty's gonna I can't believe you guys had your own mascot. Yeah, stop so he's stopping a little salty He's great and he was the hate sounds good and then we There was also a man that Was talking about

predictions But he also seemed like a mathist type of prediction guy You know what I mean and so sure he comes out and he's just like I Think that next year the Bears are gonna make the playoffs and I think next year this is gonna happen He's like and here's my big one. We are going to lean into psychedelics curing our issues. And then they just are like, okay. And then the guy's like, you mean like shrooms?

And he's like, I can't get into it. I can't get into it. And then they just moved on. And I was like, what? Huh? It was so weird. And it just felt very another very off script moment where it felt like they scripted this, or like they didn't script it but they intended this guy to come out just do some funny little like

I think the Bears will win but then he's like the shrooms are gonna cure us. I know they will and they're just like, uh, okay. I keep forgetting that every year at the end of the year, on December 31st, Coast to Coast AM does a show where randos call in and predict things for 2025. Oh, that's right. I forgot that happened. And it's some of the best, because they'll play what happened last year too. So they'll be like, here's the predictions. It's like, George, I think in 2024, the government will

be exposed as lizard people. He's like, all right, I will make a note. And then he's like, we have here lizard people. Did not happen this year, maybe in 2025. Although looking at it now, I don't know if they did caller predictions because I'm seeing here their New Year's Eve special, four guests over four hours, each of them predicting a thing.

Oh. John Russell predicted a year filled with heightened spiritual energy, energies, and opportunities to communicate with the deceased, which is, alright, that's a prediction. Mark Christopher Nelson predicted a year of disclosures, and he foresees that we'll finally learn about UFOs. Alright, maybe maybe dude. John Hogue said it'll be a year of revolutions and surprises hinting at breakthroughs and UFO extraterrestrial. All right. So they're just guessing.

They're like, yeah, they're just taking wild swings. The best part about all these predictions, scroll down to the bottom of this, look at all their images. Oh boy. Tell me, John Russell and John Hogue look like I want to have, I want to get high with them. I want to have like a drink with those dudes. Mark Nelson looks like he's trying to sell me insurance. Erica Gabriel looks like she's going to sell me essential oils. Yeah, like she's got Tupperware to sell you. Yeah, but then she gets you into the essential oils and then tells you how they're gonna cure all your ailments.

Right, and she throws parties for ladies so they can buy like vibrators and stuff. Yeah, Mark Nelson looks like he tried real estate and it didn't work out. That's just real estate picture. Meanwhile, if you were to say, which of these people predicted the future, John Russell and John look like they definitely sat around and predicted the

future. I love these. I trust John Hogue more. I think it's the hat. It's, it's the hat. It's the hat. He just, John Russell photo and the Mars in the background. Mars in the background., Mars in the background I trust him I trust John Russell just looks like His beard is going to be in the various directions. I've never John Russell. I love I need to talk to this man I've never seen anyone with a beard that looked like long fine hair. It looks like a beard that looked like long fine hair. It looks like octopus tentacles. It doesn't look like a beard. It looks like he took hair from his head

and strapped it to his face. It doesn't look like beard hair. It's tripping me out. Yeah, and it kinda looks like he took a glue stick and it just kept getting stuck in his beard. He's like, ah, this glue stick. And then it just kinda stuck that way for a while. I love, I love the two of them.

Yeah, but I would love to hear what they have to say. That's gotta be it. You know what? It says he's been an avid motorcyclist for over 50 years. I can see that. That's because all the hair in his beard blew back. Alright, it checks out now. Never mind. He was a motorcyclist and then he started taking shrooms and now he's here. That's probably why he sees the future. I'm here for it. Yeah. 50 years of motorcyclist? That explains a lot actually. John Hogue wrote on subjects of the occult, parapsychology, mysticism, and prophecy.

He's considered a world authority on Nostradamus. I mean okay. I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, no comment. He did give me Nostradamus vibes when I saw that picture. And I think he's kinda going for that. I think that's why. You know what the best part about Hoag is? Click his website and it takes you to like a GeoCities page. It actually is a GeoCities page.

This is incredible, This is an incredible... I don't know how anyone's supposed to find anything on this page. Holy shit. This is a giant clusterf. I don't know how anyone finds anything on here. The link. It's just all one giant text link. With like 20 prophecies in it. I'm not even going to click that. That's so funny!

It really is! I thought that was just text! You mouse over it's a full... that is a paragraph long link! I'm surprised you can even update this website at this point. Like the the hardware, the software feels like it'd be outdated. Yeah, I don't, wow, this is incredible. Meanwhile. And it goes all the way back to April 2000, at least on here for saving things. Oh my God, John Russell's website also, it's like a GeoCities.

I feel like just nobody knows how to use the internet with a lot of these people. He's got like videos that are- I feel like we're also looking at dudes who are in their 70s who are trying to maintain an online presence and have not changed a damn thing in years. That's true. It says this page was copyrighted in 1997. This is-

There you go. That's what I'm saying. It looks like it's from 1997. But honestly, I kind of dig that. I feel like we need to bring back Geo cities I feel like we need that revolution of aesthetic because now everything's kind of streamlined and modern and like let's go back to a little bit of a scrapbook feel you know as long as they're willing to put those glittery gifts back on I'm down for that dude it glittery gifts just weird little avatar things like the they always had the weird angel with wings glittery

Is the just big blocky pieces of text things that don't make sense he's got his little like boombox thing That's like click on the radio to listen Crendor scroll all the way down. He does have them Go all the way down. They're them go all the way down there they are there I can't believe it he really does he has them right there look at that he's got a January one that's glitter snowflakes and then there's like the holiday angel right below that the midnight goddess yeah yeah that's there all right you know that you know that John Russell's had a few nights where he's been like, Midnight Goddess?

Please rescue me from this world. Save me, Midnight Goddess. Take me to the spiritual path of the Midnight Goddess. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe a certified tarot master. I'm sorry, what? certified tarot master I'm sorry what a tarot master? tarot tarot card tarot right right right he might be the tarot master

he doesn't work in tarot master of tarot cassai yeah yeah hey um really quick going back and this is really stupid I have this page open and I saved it because when you brought up your wines I went to go look for your wines right and this Thing appeared that was an ad for another type of wine organic wine And I didn't know what it was and this shows you how Out of the wine game. I am I just want to read this some of the some of the things to and get your hot

Take on this okay. Mm-hmm a three wine trio, one of the most heavily sought after, it's a bestseller on this website. It includes a show-stopping Ja Ja Ja glue glue red wine, delicious B.O. Skin Contact orange wine, and their best-selling Monja wine. And I was like, I don't know what any of that means, but okay. And then it says tasting notes. The ja ja ja is vibrant ruby red in color,

exotic cherry cola berry spice, bright acidity, chillable, with a glue glue finish. Don't know what that means. G-L-O-U, glow glow? Glow glow. I don't know what that means. I mean, G-L-O-U. Glau glau? Glau glau. I don't know what that means. The B-O is sunset sherbert color, tropic gold apricot with temple orange notes, peach ring aromatics with an energetic and lively finish. And then the manja is double delight nectarine, bright juicy candy like.

Like an ocean sea breeze. I don't even know how. I would love to taste that. I think honestly, if you bought it, we always do the taste. I mean, I could buy it and the next time we have a live show, we just taste it. We have to do the taste test, yeah?

On the stage. I just couldn't, I've never seen a GlauGlau, like, Ja Ja Ja GlauGlau wine is too much. Apparently, a GlauGlau designates a wine that is drinkable, not stuffy, and they are typically fruit-forward and juicy wines. So that's the traffic. All right, let's go to sports.

Snow weather, weather, weather, weather, weather. Weather time, here we go. We've got 19 weather requests this week. Ooh, we're popping off. Let's see where we land. Weather for Western Australia. If you want to fill in the gaps, Geraldton, approximately 500 kilometers north of Perth the hometown I escaped from lovingly referred to as the meth capital of wa Where like 85% of drugs being smuggled in via boats on this coast landed love you, Jesse

I'm sorry for making you rage quit on guns of Icarus that one time That sounds right that sounds correct classic Geraldton Australians, dude Geraldton and Geraldton Australians, dude. Geraldton. Yeah, Geraldton, Australia. It is 96 degrees. Oh, my God. That's right. They got their summer down there. They're on the they got the old flip flop. Feels like 98, low of 70, humidity, 30 percent pressure. 29.81 inches, visibility 9 miles an hour winds at 14

miles an hour 60 on the dew point UV index 8 of 11 moon phase waxing crescent 530 a.m. sunrise 724 p.m. sunset Monday 99 sunny Tuesday 82 sunny Wednesday 81 partly cloudy with wind Thursday 81 sunny Friday 78 partly cloudy Saturday 81 sunny Sunday 80 and partly cloudy and then a lot of 80s with sunny and wind after that we're talking like 20 plus mile an hour winds some hefty winds I guess it is like along the water so that makes a lot more sense I am obsessed with this town all right because there, I was looking through and yeah, there's McDonald's and KFC and stuff, but then also just Adam's

store and this place over here called Barnacles on the Wharf. And they're just like, every time we look at places in Australia, I'm amazed by the names of their I don't know how to describe Adam's store Yeah, it just looks like Adam bought like a shack and then put stuff there it really probably did it's probably only then So yeah on a store The best part is he sells rosies Australia's tastiest chicken roses So the sign says Australia's tastiest chicken. Is it like a

brand or like a type? Dude if I had answers for you I'd give them. I don't know I just know that Adam's store has been here since 2010 and it's operating hours are 5 a.m. to 6 p.m. and I'm looking at it I'd get a lettuce one of these like wraps they have looks delicious I'm here for Adams there is a place called the mad Mexican okay and where's that at this is right next to subway on Durlacher Street and George Road Sure sure it is indeed a logo of a Mexican man in a sombrero that looks mad He is very mad. He's doing like one of those uh. It's very similar to that poop emoji face Like I'm a little stinker

the food looks mediocre. I'm not gonna lie. It doesn't really look like there's french fries and chicken wings. Like what? This is... Yeah, I mean it's not... It's like Australian Tex-Mex. Yeah, this is...

Aus-Mex. Yeah, this is like Idaho tries to do Mexican food or something. Yeah, it's not the most Mexican thing. Also, I'm looking at a bunch of drinks. They've gone too far with these margaritas. One is just a bunch of candy on it. Yeah. Yeah, it's It's too much What somebody said when we arrived a lady laughed at me for asking to be seated in a booth She explained they are fully booked and have been all week She then offered me a booth that was available what she took our orders and proceeded to wait over an hour for our meal Oh, well, most of the booth stayed open when our food arrived I was absolutely livid. The order was wrong and it was something

I could have cooked at home. Guacamole made of literally just avocado and my fish tacos looked like they were served up at a school canteen. That seems right. That does seem right. There's a lot of other things that are like five stars. Meanwhile, there's also next to that

is sharkies, dentures and what? Sharkies, dentures, and what? Sharkies, dentures, and mouthguards. Sharkies, dentures, and mouthguards. Amazing. I trust sharkie. Australia? What are you doing it right? What? There's a place called Flow-Vitality? You know, Flow-Vitality. Flow-Vitality? there is a tiny dog there I mean they got the food looks pretty all right it looks pretty good that

sandwiches my god right down the street is hogs breath cafe saloon and grill outside in the photo is a giant inflatable pig. Inside is a giant bear. Oh my god this is my kind of place. I can't lie it looks kind of like old remember the ground round did you ever have that back in the day? I don't know what that is no. It was a Midwestern restaurant chain that's where they had a bunch of cool arcade things but it was basically like the place you'd go to get it's like pre Chili's Chili's. Ah okay. You would get ribs and stuff. It is the same exact same vibe. Mm-hmm Interesting look at that. We're so much similar than we are different Wow, and that's the weather

All right, let's go to sports sports big sports day For the NFL a lot of meaningless games, but a lot of meaningful games as well uh We had the Panthers beat the falcons. We had the commanders beat the cowboys bears beat the packers the texans beat the titans Yeah, they played terribly. It was they It was not good Cults beat the jaguars, Patriots beat the Bills,

Eagles beat the Giants, Bucks beat the Saints, Broncos beat the Chiefs, Chargers beat the Raiders, Seahawks beat the Rams, Jets beat the Dolphins and the Cardinals beat the 49ers, Ravens beat the Browns and the Bengals beat the Steelers. Don't mind a lot of these games because they played backups for a lot of them. This is one of the times of the season where most of the playoff stuff is decided and they're just playing just random dudes. So it's like, wow, how'd the Chiefs lose 38 to nothing? And it's because they played none of their good players and they didn't care.

So a lot of that happened. And then we have the NBA standings, which is Cleveland up top with Boston right behind them. And then we got the Thunder in the West up top with the Rockets and Grizzlies right behind them. And over in hockey, we've got the... Boink, boink, boink. Yeah, how has that hockey changed? change. That's official lingo. We've got the capitals atop the Eastern Conference with the maple leaves,

devils and hurricanes and Panthers. And then in the West, you got the Golden Knights with the Jets, the Wild, the Kings and the Oilers. And I know college football actually had some games. Uh, well, they had quite a few games. They're going into their playoff thing now or the playoffs are progressing. So I believe it is Notre Dame beat Georgia and then Ohio State beat number one Oregon Texas beat Arizona State and then Penn State beat Boise State I think there's some other ones

I don't really follow college football that much but I'll watch like a couple bowl games here or there. Don't they yeah don't they have to do like and then you get to the summies and then you get to didn't they just bowl games anymore you have to do the national game yeah they used to have like four teams made it and then the winners played in the championship now it's like they got two four six I think eight teams make it and then or no 12 teams make it and then four of them get bi-weeks and then funnily enough every team that got a bi-week lost so it's kind of funny yeah so now it's Texas versus Ohio State and Penn State versus Notre Dame which are the five and the

eight and the six and the seven seeds that's pretty wild yeah that's not too bad honestly yeah look at that makes a little more fun. Yeah. That's sports. Okay. What's our fact of the day? Fact of the day... The longest anyone has held their breath underwater is over 24 and a half minutes. Ooh, my goodness. That's a long time. Yeah.

The world record for breath holding underwater is achieved by Croatian Budimir Sobat on March 27th, 2021. He's held, who held his breath. It was COVID, what else was he gonna do? That's true. Held his breath for a total of 24 minutes and 37 seconds. On average, a human can hold their breath between 30 and 90 seconds. I was about to say, yeah, that's a, I did a, um,

like it was an online breath thing that analyzed your lung capacity and I easily did it. It was one of those where you breathe in and that makes it seem like the breathe in is, is really quick, but then the exhale is very slow. And you just have to sit there and be like, and then finally it's like, all right, you can breath in again. And I did it, so I feel like I got the lung capacity, but I don't know, they got 24 minute lung capacity.

That's crazy. I probably could be on the 90 second end of that. Yeah, you probably could. I don't know how long I mean I run I do cardio and workout and stuff so I imagine pretty decent Probably yeah, really depends. I guess also I Wonder how deep? He was in the water or you know there's gotta be factors you know what I mean? yeah there's gotta be factors that's

your fact of the day that's your factor of the day all right uh hey has anyone come to us with tears in their eyes? yes we have dear illustrious sirs I come to you with tears in my eyes can you post a link to the outro music in the show notes? I once asked Jesse at Pac South who made it

and he basically said he didn't know, but I love the outro music. The outro music was created around the same time as the intro music and I liked both songs so much I wanted to use both. Here's the problem. The credits for those probably are in one of the first podcasts that we use them in. Otherwise, I do not know

because my email does not go far back enough to find out who made it. And I would love to give them credit, but I also haven't gone back to listen to the old episodes. But I would imagine we give them a shout out then, I if we don't we are bastards but um yeah I that's the best I can do for you sorry I wish I had more answers it has literally been 12 years yeah it's it's been a long time yes they were fan made and I love them for it but I genuinely off the top my head right now cannot remember Well there is that But

Dear illustrious sirs I come to you with tears in my eyes I humbly ask for you to share with us in your vast wisdom What exotic pet would you give to the other person to take care of for a year? And this is assuming that we want the pet to be alive and not just as a goof to give it to you right I like I want you to have maximum enjoyment is the plan not to screw yeah yeah I think so okay I would gift you a sloth all right and it would

be like oh it's the sloth guy and then you can make him the mascot for your stuff you know I mean it's very the synergies there yeah no I see that all right um you could bring him on stream and hold him and he'd like touch the camera be like oh and everyone be like he's so cute I'm helping really yeah

You really are I don't know how slots go to the bathroom, so that's probably gonna be an issue But you know you'll figure it out Yeah I don't know either I I think I would give you I Want to say one of the monkeys yeah what I don't know monkeys I don't know which of the monkeys you know what

I mean like there's squirrel monkeys there's lemurs there's like a whole bunch of different monkeys I feel like I feel like you would enjoy having a monkey I would you know I don't know that I enjoy having a monkey but of all the things I could have a monkey I feel makes sense because then I could be like Captain Barbossa like we named the monkey Jack you know do a whole thing with him it'd be great like I could see you having a monkey and it just sat on your shoulder

and then it would just kind of you know it would keep order like if somebody wasn't doing something he'd be like what I need to go freak out then you'd be like yeah see the monkey says keep working hard. Yep I'm here for it I like that I want that monkey in my life. Yeah you'd be like I need to get my coffee but the monkey go get it and bring it back sometimes he'd probably like spill it or like throw it or something but you know that's just expected yep yep sounds great love that I realize now that you say that I really really don't need pets this is what I'm hearing is like reasons for me to hate it. And I was like, I really want to love that monkey, but also I kind of hate that monkey.

It's bittersweet. Um, that's the dear illustrious sirs. Oh, right. What is our big new story? The day. Big news story of the day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Day. Uh, this one's from a couple weeks ago but it's a good one dumb mistake a baby Jesus goes missing reappears with note at Colorado Nativity scene baby Jesus goes missing appears with note is a great start I hope it's the person who like the mom of the person who stole it or something and they're like, I'm so sorry baby Jesus please enlighten me a Baby Jesus figurine snatched from a nativity scene in Colorado has been returned in time for Christmas with an apology

The statuette of Jesus lying in a manger stolen from a public display in downtown Fort Collins early Saturday Or Sunday was dropped off anonymously at a fire station Thursday Please said it was accompanied by a handwritten note saying hold on. Here's the note Stop I'm really sorry. I made a dumb mistake in the moment. It won't happen again. I Whoa, so that was the person who stole it I whoa so that was the person who stole it Somewhere crendor we were robbed of the fact this dude stole baby Jesus and then three ghosts visited him that night

100% he got visited by three ghosts that were like why'd you steal baby Jesus? It's like are you here to show me my future? It's like the future after you stole baby Jesus Yeah, absolutely 100% that man had a whole dream and then he woke up. He's like what day is it? He's like boy. It's almost Christmas Day, sir. He's like I still time I can get baby Jesus back. There's no time It was returned two days after police in the college town about 65 miles north of Denver posted surveillance of the suspected Grinch on social media. The person appeared to be 18 or young adult. So really I think they just caught him and he was like oh shit. Right. Yeah okay. Nevermind. Yeah the ghost of surveillance got him.

There's no information about who stole the figurine. The fire station has motion sensing door cameras, but it was not activated when the statue was returned. Dude, maybe he is a ghost. I mean, maybe. Yeah. Who's to say? Yeah, who's to say?

Ghosts, they're not going're gonna be detected although some ghosts probably are the business that takes care of the nativity scene does not want to pursue charges yeah they shouldn't it's just tried to do a thing kids being crazy man and then he was like oh geez I goofed it brought it back now if he didn't return it then our different story

He'd be cursed by the ghost. He's back. Yeah operation rainbow six Jesus we're getting that baby Jesus back Really I mean That's a that's a good that's a good story. We got, you know, something happened, they wrote their note. That's a good story, something happened. Really sums up all the news we've done lately. That's a good story, something happened. Sometimes some things really don't happen that's a big truth right there or sometimes some things happen it's not good like the mysterious Google eyes right or the googly eyes or they they tried removing them off the

animals or the statues or whatever is like leave those googly eyes on come on we did like the googly eyes yeah yeah so and this one I'm like all right we had a good beginning, middle, and end. We had a good run. Yeah. Yeah. So there you go.

Now baby Jesus can start the new year not stolen. Good luck baby Jesus. We're hoping you'll pull through bud. Yep. And that's your big news story of the day. Alright that's it for us. Thanks so much for listening and watching. I'm enjoying this podcast. Crandall and news story today. All right. That's it for us. Thanks so much for listening and watching. I'm enjoying this podcast.

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