Cox n' Crendor Show - Episode 99 - Flying With Imus

Episode Date: April 4, 2015

Jesse returns from the UK and tells of the horrifying 11 hour flight from hell. Crendor just watched old men complain about Obama for two weeks....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello everybody, it's time for Cocks and Crendor in the morning. Cocks and Crendor in the morning. Hey, we're almost there. Would you say that we're halfway there? Whoa, we're halfway there? I think we're over halfway there. Are we living on a prayer though? No.
Starting point is 00:00:43 Well, alright then Yeah and we're also Not A whole bond of Joby Heh heh I like how You fake laughed at your own thing Heh heh
Starting point is 00:01:02 Bond Joby Heh heh Sometimes you gotta fake laugh at what you said Laugh at your own thing. Ha ha. Bon Jovi. Ha ha. Sometimes you got a fake laugh at what you said. You really did. You really just gave up on that. You're like, ha. Jokes. You did become the count.
Starting point is 00:01:17 You became the count a little bit. Like, one, two, three Bon Jovis. Ha ha ha. This is, by the way, this is our 99th episode Wow, we should probably do something special for the 100th But we won't We should have TB show up for like 10 seconds And be like, what is this, where am I And then he's just, that's it, that's the 100th episode
Starting point is 00:01:42 But we gave away the bit then If that's what we were going to do. So we can't do that now. All right. All right, I got nothing. What if our 100th episode, we get two other people besides us to do it, but they're bad, and it makes people appreciate how good we are. Yeah, like Dodger and Sam.
Starting point is 00:02:00 Wow, they are bad. Yeah, that'd be a pretty awful podcast. I'd like to imagine there's a world where people only listen to this podcast and don't know who either of those two people are. They're probably like, who are those losers? They're like, who are those assholes? You know, Dodger and Sam, the other morning show. Tiny in the English. What?
Starting point is 00:02:23 Tiny in the English. Tiny in the English. What? Tiny in the English. Yep. Tiny in the English. That's the worst name for a morning show. Speaking of English, I'm back. I'm back from the UK. You're back from the jolly old land of United Kingdoms. Yep.
Starting point is 00:02:41 Let me tell you something. When I was over there watching TV, I realized American TV is 12 jillion times better. I don't care what anyone in the world tells you. They have like, 90% of their channels are crap, and they have three that are okay, but most of what they have on TV, like, the only show I enjoyed thoroughly was a show called Gogglebox, which is literally a show of people watching TV that was on that week. Yeah, you showed me that one. It is ridiculous. I actually enjoyed that, but 90% of the shows they have are game shows and nature shows and, like, news shows, and I don't care about any of this. Yeah. With that said, though, I did discover that I love Nando's, which is a chicken place.
Starting point is 00:03:26 I think it might be my favorite thing in the world. I heard those are also on the East Coast. They are, but we're, I'm not on the East Coast. I know you're not on the East Coast, so it doesn't matter to us. But I did find that they sold in, in grocery stores there, they sold Nando's sauce. So I might have bought and illegally smuggled a ton back. Maybe, supposedly, maybe I did that. That's a possibility.
Starting point is 00:03:46 And I might have gone to Subway and gotten a chicken sandwich at Subway and not gotten anything on it but veggies and chicken so I could come home and pour that sauce on it. I might have done that. And then I might have had burnt my mouth because it was so hot because I got extra hot. Maybe. Supposedly.
Starting point is 00:04:02 And it was delicious. Really just theories, though. Yeah. You can't pin anything on me, coppers, because, and it was delicious. Really just theories, though. Yeah, you can't pin anything on me, coppers, because I know you're listening. Yeah, they're listening, but they're probably wanting some Nando's right now, too. They're probably like, oh, it's so good, I must have it. A lot of people, my favorite thing was the comments were either this. I said, I love Nando's, and it was either, that's the best place ever, or, uh, overrated. So basically, Nando's is the Justin Bieber of British restaurants.
Starting point is 00:04:29 Either hate him or like him. Either hate him or like him. I did, however, experience such an awful day of travel that I think I transcended reality. So on the way back, coming home, I lucked out. the way back coming home i lucked out and because my flight was was a little bit delayed and stuff i got to go to the virgin airlines executive lounge area oh i know they were like well you're not first class but you're like that one in between right because there's no way i pay that eight thousand dollars or whatever it is to fly. It's super expensive. But I'll pay a little bit more so I don't get crammed in the back.
Starting point is 00:05:08 So I'm like in that middle section. And so they're like, well, you know what? It's going to be delayed and stuff. Just go. Just go. We'll give you a little thing. I was like, yay, I have a note saying I get to hang out with all the corporate people. So I walked in there and I was very happy.
Starting point is 00:05:24 And then i realized that that was the start of the end for me oh so what happened was uh i i got there and then i started to charge my ipad because i'm gonna play my ipad stuff yeah and i guess the power outlet or whatever, I don't know what happened, but it overcharged or something. And it broke my iPad charger. Like, I couldn't tell you. I couldn't even tell you what happened. It broke the charger, so my iPad was out of juice. Damn.
Starting point is 00:05:59 And then I was like, well, maybe I'll charge my 3DS. Want to go put that in? Nope. 3DS apparently, I guess I broke my 3DS. Want to go put that in? Nope. 3DS apparently does. I guess I broke my adapter is what happened, I guess. Oh. But nothing charged. So I had no power at all for anything.
Starting point is 00:06:15 For a long flight. So I was about to get on an 11-hour flight without any fun things to do. So I was like, I guess I'll watch movies. Yeah. So the plane's late. The plane finally arrives. I get on the plane. At this point, I am filled up on booze and alcohol and all sorts of stuff.
Starting point is 00:06:28 Booze and alcohol. I know. I'm a mess. Get on the plane. Sit down. Within 10 feet of me in every direction are three babies. There's a baby two rows in front, a baby two rows off to the side, and a baby two rows in back of me. Oh.
Starting point is 00:06:44 So as the plane takes off Like all babies They start crying crazily And it's like they're trying to outcry the other baby Because they just won't stop And it gets louder and louder And the higher we get it's like screeching And so I put on the headphones that they gave us
Starting point is 00:07:00 To watch movies And I just try to block it out But I'm also very drunk at the time. So I'm just like, I just, oh God, this is not good. So I try to watch the movie, turn on the movie thing and it's in black and white. Everything's in black and white. And the, one of the flight attendants comes over and it's like, ah, sorry, sir. Apparently I forgot to tell you your row only has black and white.
Starting point is 00:07:23 And I'm like, what do you mean? She's like, well, there was a problem, and black and white is what you're going to have to deal with. I was like, that's fine. Travel back to the 1950s. I was like, it's fine. You know what? I don't care too much. Black and white's fine as long as there's something for me to do on an 11-hour flight. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:42 About an hour into flying, all the video feeds cut off. An announcement comes on saying that in the economy cabin, there is a problem with the video, so we're going to cut it for everyone and try to fix it. So I guess the people even further behind me were, because I was like in economy plus, and they were like in normal economy. Losers. Yeah, oh God. And so I guess they didn't have any video, right?
Starting point is 00:08:11 And so they turned it all off and then they tried to turn it back on. It broke for everybody. So even people in first class didn't have any TV. So now I'm on an 11 hour flight, hungover from drinking, three crying babies, nothing to do. And it was in this time that I just stared off in the distance because I couldn't sleep.
Starting point is 00:08:45 The chair only went back so far, and there was a dude with, like, mega knees just gouging into my back the entire flight. So I couldn't even lean the chair back. And so I just stare off into the distance. And I notice, I swear to God this is true. I'm not even joking. I notice a speck of dust. And I didn't know if it was because we were flying through the air or because we were high. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:09:04 But it wasn't falling. It was just floating in the air. What? And I just stared at this speck of dust as the sun from outside. Because this was a day flight. So I wasn't even tired. I was just drunk. It was like 2 in the afternoon. I was drunk from drinking, waiting for this damn flight to take off because it was super late.
Starting point is 00:09:26 I am staring off at this piece of dust floating in the sky, and I had an epiphany. Uh-huh. So what if I'm surrounded by babies? So what if I have nothing to watch? So what if this guy's knees are in my back? If my international charger is dead? If I might have broken my iPad? You know what? So what if this guy's knees are in my back? If my international charger is dead? If I might have broken my iPad? You know what?
Starting point is 00:09:48 So what? Yeah. I'm so lucky and so fortunate to just be alive and be healthy and have an amazing job. And I stared at this piece of dust and I was like, yeah, yeah. I'm so thankful. Bam. Three and a half hours of turbulence i was so sick i was so sick how sick were you uh you know drunk sick and i just lay there nothing to do and so i just closed my eyes and half slept the, like, I didn't, it wasn't a full sleep, it was like I was awake, but just dead inside.
Starting point is 00:10:30 Awake, but dead inside. And 11 hours later, I landed in LA, and I just walked off the plane. The only thing that made it better was when we landed, and this is why I didn't tweet up a storm, like, angrily tweet about it, is because when we landed, Virgin was like, here's the deal, we're gonna give you all a bunch of airline miles and we were like yay now i can actually like afford upgrades which is great yeah so i'm not gonna hate them for that they gave it was 11 hours of suffering but for like 20 000 airline something ridiculous yeah like insane amount of miles i was like all right cool i'll take that free stuff so yeah it balanced out in the end but it was still the most taxing experience living hell
Starting point is 00:11:12 it really was it really was awful but the pilot i will say was a joy the pilot i don't know if he went to like acting school but he was this British guy. And he got on the intercom, he's like, Hello, and welcome aboard Virgin Atlantic Flight 007. Together, on this voyage, we shall transcend the bonds of gravity together. And soar, much like the eaglesagles through the sky to the americas and over that great continent to the port of los angeles it was amazing it's like shakespeare flying it was amazing and he kept doing like throughout the entire flight he'd be like on this daytime trip
Starting point is 00:12:02 note out the left side of the plane, you can see Antarctica. Oh wait, I guess it would be the Arctic, whatever. You can see the Arctic Circle. Note, nature's majesty. It was so good. It was so good. That guy might have saved the flight for me. Or I was so drunk that I imagined it all.
Starting point is 00:12:27 It's a very likely possibility. I mean, I wasn't like drunk drunk. I was just tipsy. I was like tipsy. You probably envisioned that speck of dust. It's probably just like nothing. Yeah, well, see, I got to the lounge, right? And I had never been in the Virgin Atlantic Super Lounge before.
Starting point is 00:12:45 So I walked in, and some woman gave me champagne right off the bat. So of course I drank that. Yeah. Then another woman came over and was like, would you like another drink? And I was like, I'll have a gin and tonic. And then two of those later, right, I was sitting there waiting. And, you know, I had nothing to do then except drink and sit at the bar and talk to random strangers. And because people were drinking at the bar, more drinks just kept getting ordered because it was all free.
Starting point is 00:13:09 I was like, all right, sure. I'll have another. So it was me and a bunch of guys in business suits. It was me in a black hoodie and jeans with a bunch of dudes in business suits. They must have thought I was like some genius tech guru or something. They were like, wow, he doesn't even need to wear a suit. I was like, yeah, that's me. I started up Facebook.
Starting point is 00:13:31 Yep. So. Did you talk to them? Yeah. They were all like, they were all like, like international business traveler guys who flew all the time. So they always were in first class. And they were like, so first time, first class. I was like, nah, I do it all the time, so they always were in first class. And they were like, so, first time first class? And I was like, nah, I do it all the time.
Starting point is 00:13:49 I travel the world first class. And they're like, that's cool, yeah. So what do you do? And I was like, I work for a studio. And they're like, oh, what studio? I was like, eh, I'd rather not talk about it. You got to keep them guessing. You got to be mysterious.
Starting point is 00:14:05 Yeah, but then there were these two girls who were sitting next to me who I guess didn't know each other, but by the end of an 11-hour flight with no entertainment were besties. And one was, I think, basically Duggerhauser. Duggerhauser. Duggerhauser. Duggerhauser. It was Duggerhauser, MD. It Hauser, M.D. Dugger Hauser. It was Duggy Hauser, M.D.
Starting point is 00:14:27 It was like this Indian girl who was 16 going to college at Harvard, but also simultaneously attending a med school in the U.K. What? Exactly. And then the other girl next to me was like, I'm a business major. And they became like best friends. I guess they were both there visiting people. And then they were coming back to the States.
Starting point is 00:14:49 They were just sitting there chatting each other up. And they were just. See, I had pre-gamed and drank before I got on the flight. Which is probably dumb. Because when I got on the flight, I didn't drink but water. But these girls were just like ordering more and more drinks. And so they just sat there. Because basically when the TVs went went out they just were like all right well all the food's free now
Starting point is 00:15:11 like that was there so everyone was ordering like all the crazy you know virgin you can get all sorts of all sorts of crazy stuff so these girls were down and who knows what. And I was just laying there like, I just want to die. Please let me die. Staring at pieces of dust. I just wanted, I would literally settle for any movie right now. Oh, God. Watching Surgeon again. I just thought it was the worst.
Starting point is 00:15:42 And so apparently what I did see, which I thought was pretty funny, is they had DVD players that you can rent, but they gave them all to the first class people. So they're all sitting there with little DVD players in their hands watching movies. I'm like, oh, you lucky bastards. But I will say I looked up into the front, and know there's like first class that you normally see and then there's international first class yeah I did fly at once flying back from Poland many years ago when I got upgraded for free because they they overbooked the flight right yeah I think I've told the story before and it was like the best experience of my life like I had my own butler and shit so anyway I looked at this first class. They have a bar. They have a bar on the plane.
Starting point is 00:16:26 Whoa. Virgin Atlantic has a bar on the plane. Damn. I was like, man, I want to be famous on the internet so I can afford that. Can you use all your miles you got towards that? I have no idea. I don't know the mile-to-dollar conversion rate, but I did look up when I got home how much that would have cost, and it's about $7,000 round trip.
Starting point is 00:16:51 All right. That's unnecessary. That's an unnecessary. The things you could do with $7,000 rather than pay for an 11-hour flight. Oh, man, if I had paid that much money and then been forced to have nothing, I maybe would have jumped out of the plane. Like, fuck y'all! Kicked open the door, put on a parachute, just jumped out over the Atlantic. Like, I'm out!
Starting point is 00:17:18 I can't do it! He just land like, well, that was dumb. like, well, that was dumb. The pilot's like, and now, if you look out the left side of the plane, Jesse Cox descends gracefully to the planet below. Where he'll freeze. In the murky waters of the Northern Atlantic.
Starting point is 00:17:42 Looks like a polar bear there. And that's what'll happen. Yep Yep so that's what happened to me It was a horrible flight back Everything was wonderful England was wonderful Being back home was wonderful But that 11 hour block of time was just the worst Just the worst
Starting point is 00:17:59 I can imagine Especially with all the added Worstness Well guess what? You get to travel for 11 hours on a plane going to Coxconn, so yeah. I only travel seven and a half hours. Oh, that's right. Fuck you.
Starting point is 00:18:15 That's not terrible. Whatever. It is terrible. You're a terrible person. What did I do while you were in the UK? I tried to become a DJ. I'm still working on it. How's that working out? I'm going to be a DJ straight edge because I don't do drugs.
Starting point is 00:18:33 So straight edge. You're the least cool DJ there ever was. And then I'm going to have very mundane beats. And I'm like, don't do drugs. But people are going to't do drugs but people are gonna like just do drugs to it cause they're gonna be like man it's telling me
Starting point is 00:18:49 not to do drugs this is great I'm gonna do some drugs that's cause if you play your songs backwards they're like that's what I'm gonna do so I've been working on that
Starting point is 00:19:00 your number one song is gonna be like drugs are not good for you. There are no beats, it's just, it's just a voice.
Starting point is 00:19:12 Drugs. Drugs. Drugs. Don't do drugs. Y'all need drugs. Don't do drugs. Just people like, dude,
Starting point is 00:19:21 this is like, that make you feel good, don't do drugs. This is like, new age, man. This is what I've been dreaming about. Drugs. Just get rid of the background noise. Don't do drugs.
Starting point is 00:19:34 Like, it's a weird mixed message in this song. Drugs will take away your pain. Don't do drugs. Yeah. That's what I'm going to do. It'll be like the Ultra Festival. They'll invite me. It's like the closing act.
Starting point is 00:19:58 Really just calm everyone down. There won't be any fireworks. There will be no fun. Everyone's really hyped like no your first song you come out and it's like it's like this like hardcore beat like
Starting point is 00:20:11 and then right before it's about to drop it goes drugs don't do drugs that's it the next 45 minutes. That one song on repeat. I'm like twisting the knobs and like hitting the drum pads and stuff,
Starting point is 00:20:34 even though nothing's coming out. Drugs. You're freaking out dancing. You're going crazy. You have one hand on your headphones. You're like, yeah. Your fist into the sky. You're like, yeah. It's just like, crazy. You have one hand on your headphones and you're like, yeah. Your fist into the sky like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:46 It's just like, drugs. Oh, they're drugs. That's what I'm gonna do. So yeah, that'll be, that way I'll be
Starting point is 00:20:57 number one selling track DJ. Best selling author. Because it really is like the written word. Yeah. Game of the Year. You're going for the EGOT of life. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:15 I want to be the Oprah, but on a lesser scale. Perfect. So I'm going to do it. I believe in you. I also believe in going to Chop the Cops in the sky! Crandor! Crandor, how's that traffic out there? Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:21:32 It is crazy. I can't actually see anything because it is pouring rain up here. But I can turn on my radio. And what's the song we got playing? Drugs. Lightning sounds. Don't do drugs. Drugs. Don't do drugs.
Starting point is 00:21:50 Alright, I'm gonna turn that off. The radio doesn't have a lot of good things today. But one good thing is uh, uh, uh, Kalem McCormick. Kalem McCormick is uhum McCormick is flying by the Chopper Copter. He's created his own Chopper Copter. It appears he's made it out of toothpicks and scrap metal. I don't know how long that's going to last, but he at least got his shout-out in the Chopper Copter.
Starting point is 00:22:19 Back to you. Thanks, Grendor. Wow, that Chopper Copter sounded like it was going crazy what was going on there probably doing drugs shouldn't do those drugs don't do drugs yeah that's our song uh what is happening in the weather besides rain apparently in the weather uh let's see what's happening besides rain woppy Woppy activated. Is Woppy voice activated now? Grovertown, Indiana.
Starting point is 00:22:52 36 degrees Fahrenheit. Wind south, southeast, 5 miles per hour. Humidity, 70%. Today, 67 degrees. Tonight, 48 degrees. Thursday, 63 degrees. Rain, 80%. Woppy's sounding more human. Are you building a cyborg?
Starting point is 00:23:10 Nah, I just keep tweaking him. Sure. Okay. And what's happening in sports? Or not tweets, tweaks. Uh, I don't know what's happening in sports. Let's find out. All right.
Starting point is 00:23:23 Hold on. Where's my sports news? Uh, sports news. The Rays have acquired Erasmo Ramirez from the Mariners in baseball, which nobody cares about. Uh, Luol Deng. He's gonna be out Tuesday versus the Spurs.
Starting point is 00:23:38 He's got a knee problem. I thought you were saying, like, Luol Deng. He's gonna be out. No, that's his name, Luol Dang. He used to play with the Bulls. Now he doesn't. He's got a badass name is what I'm saying. Yeah, and then in the foothball, not actual foothball, like NFL football,
Starting point is 00:23:57 a lot of free agency has been going on. Well, you can't say it like that because I thought you were talking about football, not football. No, a lot of free agency has been going on, and teams are signing players. The Bills have been signing people that aren't going to be good. I like to go to this one guy's website. It's pretty good. He rates the signings, and that's a thing I do.
Starting point is 00:24:19 I like to think that he rates their signatures. This guy's signature is not very good this year. What a great signature. Definitely shows the shaky hand. His name's Walter Football. I always read his stuff every week because it's pretty funny. He gives people that have a terrible grade that's below an F, he gives them the Kielbasa grade.
Starting point is 00:24:42 Because there's Matt Millen, and he's a really bad manager of the lions that helped that he was the manager of their own 16 season and apparently he made some like kielbasa comment about some guy so she was like oh look at that kielbasa there so so yeah wait what is it i need to look this up what does the kielbasa man look like kielbasa yeah i know i know what i know what the sausage looks like what is that there it is matt millen apologizes for polish joke on espn's draft the kielbasa man look like, though? What does that look like? There's a man holding a whole bunch of kielbasa. That's what a kielbasa looks like. There's a man shouting, apparently from the WWE, he was like,
Starting point is 00:25:39 do you not see this fan play the kielbasa? There's a picture of Michelle Bachman deep-throating a kielbasa. What? There is an old-timey photo of a guy going, Vegetables? Da, we have kielbasa. Apparently, there's a whole bunch of photos of women deep-throating kielbasa. I'm not sure I feel comfortable looking at this now.
Starting point is 00:26:09 I mean, live on radio. This will be for later. Yeah. Kielbasa. And then there's a man in nothing but underwear sitting on a chair with a mask. What? Look, I looked up kielbasa man. That's what kielbasa man does.
Starting point is 00:26:30 Do you think I want to answer your questions while I'm eating kielbasa? What is going on with this WWE video? I don't even know. What is... Why is there so much kielbasa? I don't... I mean... It's just another term for sausage. Oh, you're right.
Starting point is 00:26:43 There are a lot of people deep-throating the keel. Yeah, man. This is apparently that. I'm sorry, the keel? Yeah, the keel. I gave it a nickname. The keel, yeah. It is a type of Eastern European sausage, also known as Polish sausage, Ukrainian sausage.
Starting point is 00:27:00 Oh, yeah. Didn't we talk about that? Oh, I like this one. 2010 Kielbasa Fest. And it's a picture of a kielbasa riding a motorcycle with a German girl on the back. Whoa. Yep. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:13 Some of one of our fans called it out on Patreon. They're like, polar sausage is actually called kielbasa. I remember that. That was like six or seven episodes ago. I like that they have a Kielazuk's Kielbasa Fest. Kielbasa Fest, friends. And it's just a bunch of, all the posters for this thing are just a German girl swallowing Kielbasa. That's probably why they have it.
Starting point is 00:27:36 Oh, Lord. All right, well, that's sports. Yeah. They have pierogies, too. What is our big news story of the day? I don't really like pierogies. Pierogies are great. F you.
Starting point is 00:27:48 I don't really. I like sauerkraut more than pierogies. That's just as good. Yeah, I like sauerkraut. All right. What's our big news story of the day? All right. I'm just going to take this time to talk about something I saw on TV.
Starting point is 00:27:59 Wait. Sure. All right. sure all right i was looking through the tv stations and uh i started to go to like the the deep channels like the ones nobody watches right like you know the deep channels deep in the channels yeah and so it's like around channel 300 or something and i found Fox Business. And they had on Imus in the Morning. Uh-huh. And so I clicked it and Imus... He's an old man, an old weird-looking man.
Starting point is 00:28:34 He's an old weird-looking crazy man. And he's my new favorite thing to listen to in the morning. What? Why? Because he's just so old like senile and crazy he's the guy he's the guy if i recall correctly who got in trouble for like making fun of a basketball team by calling like nappy headed hoes or something yeah that's probably him oh my god you're like yes he's that racist he's that racist so He's that racist. So like, okay.
Starting point is 00:29:08 So they got like a round table of people, right? And they're just like, he sits there and he's like, so what are we going to talk about today? What are we going to talk about today? And then the one guy's like, well, there's a plane crash over here. He's like, so what happened? What happened with the plane? And he's like, well, the plane was going over the water and uh it appears the pilot
Starting point is 00:29:27 uh didn't was whatever and he's just like what we don't even know we don't even know what happened what happened it's like well there's not a lot of facts coming out of things like there's no facts what we'll get the facts where are the facts and he's like there are no there's no good sources coming from we just have what we have and he's like well it's no good sources coming from it. We just have what we have. And he's like, well, that's dumb. Why would we bring it up? That's a lot of next time. Like, that was legit a segment of their show. I was like, this is so great.
Starting point is 00:29:56 I watch that every morning. Great is not the word I would use to describe that show. It's just an old, senile man. Like, okay. Oh, my God. And you give him too much credit. He doesn't talk. He mumbles.
Starting point is 00:30:14 He's like, look at this. I got it. Look at that. I like your thing. That's a Snapchat I took for six seconds of him that actually happened. Just listen to it and report back. Alright, alright. So first off, people listening. Isn't it great?
Starting point is 00:30:59 It's so nice that we're on a podcast and this is a visual gag. If you want to see it, go to my Twitter. It's from March 26th. Yeah, March 26th. It's 3 a.m. Yeah. Twitter.com slash WowCrendor.
Starting point is 00:31:12 Just go to March 26th. The way he filmed this is either at a slant or I miss his head. It's so huge. He looks like a bobblehead with crazy hair. And he literally he literally just goes I'll tell you
Starting point is 00:31:37 I'll tell you that's a clip Grendor got. He's like I'm sorry I'm sorry that's all that's all Oh my god, the show never disappoints And They're all like super Fox like conservative or whatever on that show, too. So he's like, what's happening over there? That place.
Starting point is 00:32:12 And they're like, well, over there's the the seat, the Shiites and everything's like the Shiites. They'll believe in Jesus. They're just like, no, no, no, no. I don't think I don't blame Jesus. They're just like, no, no, no. No, I don't think so. And he's just like, I don't know. Then they had this guy come on. He's this fat, like, bald guy. And he's just like, yeah, I'm going to rant about some stuff for you.
Starting point is 00:32:40 And he just, like, goes on a rant. He's like, people in places places they got their cell phones out. Put your cell phone away you idiot. And that's like his whole rant but he does it about a bunch of things. What? The other day I saw the man on the subway. Take a bus you idiot. That's exactly what it is.
Starting point is 00:33:01 This is like a segment on his show. This guy just talking for like two minutes about that i was reading the newspaper and there was an ad get out of my paper you idiot and then oh my god then imus was just like uh obama let me tell you something about obama i'm not i i don't mind the guy uh you know, I'm sure he's a great guy. He's probably the worst president we ever had. I was like, wait, what? You're just like contradicting yourself so hard.
Starting point is 00:33:33 Oh, Fox News. So that's. I don't hate the guy. I'm sure he's wonderful. But he is the devil. Oh my God. So I found that. I watch that like every morning now. And I like how that's your news story.
Starting point is 00:33:48 This just in. Krendor watches Waste of Time Crazy Mad. No shit. I think we all knew. So it's called Imus in the Morning if you want to watch it. Or look up some clips online. You'll see the craziness. Oh no.
Starting point is 00:34:02 Now I need to look up clips. Yeah. Gotta look up clips. Yeah. Gotta look up clips. Hold on. Why does he wear a cowboy hat? I don't know. I guess he used to, and now he's stopped. Here's the best part.
Starting point is 00:34:14 I'm just used to be on MSNBC. Now he's on Fox. That is amazing. He has to adjust to wherever he is. Did you send me the crazy guy? Oh, yeah. I'm into this. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:29 Godfather on ISIS threatening Pope Francis. Yep. And it's the Godfather is the old fat guy I was talking about. Yes. Why is he the Godfather? I don't know. Wow. Okay.
Starting point is 00:34:43 So literally it's just this guy like we don't need to worry about isis because they're mexicans in elmo outfits yeah that's literally the joke here we don't need to worry about isis because mexicans like what wait what yep that sounds about right guys said there's a bunch of crazy people. All right. That's it, guys. Thank you so much for watching. We'll be back next time with another episode.
Starting point is 00:35:13 And as always, to be continued. I'm I'm I'm I'm

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