Crime in Sports - #208 - Championship Level Drama - The Litigiousness of Scottie Pippen
Episode Date: May 12, 2020This week, we look at a very successful person, who never seemed like they'd turn out to be so successful. He was a six time NBA champion, who played next to the great of all time. He also sp...ent money in dumb ways, drove a little tipsy, was a little careless with guns, and the police know the address where he and his reality show star wife lived. Not to mention, more lawsuits than you could shake a stick at, including one that names a 5 year old girl as a target. What a mess! Grow tall after most people are done growing, win everything you could possibly win, and still be thought of as mainly a sidekick with Scottie Pippen!! Check us out, every Tuesday! We will continue to bring you the biggest idiots in sports history!! Hosted by James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman Donate at... patreon.com/crimeinsports or with paypal.com using our email: crimeinsports@gmail.com Get all the CIS & STM merch at crimeinsports.threadless.com Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things CIS & STM!! Contact us on... twitter.com/crimeinsportscrimeinsports@gmail.comfacebook.com/Crimeinsportsinstagram.com/smalltownmurder See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Great.
Because it's a lot.
Whenever we have these people who have been famous for 35 years, it tends to be high volume of just insanity and craziness.
So let's get right to it.
Somebody very famous.
And for once, we're going to take advantage of something being popular at the moment.
We never do that.
Yeah.
Whenever like Dark Side of the Ring will do somebody, a wrestler, sometimes that I have
literally on the schedule for right around when they have it.
And I will push it back because i
don't want to look like i'm riding their coattails like shit like that yeah this one fuck it it's
been on the schedule let's do it and the last dance has been out so lucky us i guess let's get
to it scotty pippen yeah everybody or his servers call him no tipping pippen and we will we will
talk about that barkley has some great quotes about that. That's the fucking funniest thing I've ever heard. No tipping.
He's known as the cheapest bastard ever.
At golf course, I heard somebody talking about a caddy at a golf course in Chicago when he would golf.
Whoever the new caddy was, they would let him do it.
Like, oh, you know what?
You're the new guy.
You can take Scotty Pippen.
Selling him prestige.
Well, they'd be all excited.
Like, oh, man, it's a famous guy, and I'm going to get a huge tip.
And then Scotty Pippen would be an asshole to them for 18 holes and not give them
a fucking dime they were like thanks that's like initiation basically into the caddy world as you
get to caddy for scotty pippen hilarious and be completely disappointed by one of your heroes
that's a little sneak preview of this episode sc Scotty Maurice Pippin is his given name.
His birth name is Scotty.
On his birth certificate, it is S-C-O-T-T-Y.
No.
On his birth certificate.
But he goes by Scotty, I-E, like you have Jimmy, because he said when it's Scotty with
a Y, people would shorten it and call him Scott.
Oh.
Because they were like, Scotty, just, oh, Scotty.
But if it's I-E, they think that's his whole name.
So they call him actual Scotty. same with me so there you go people everybody calls me jimmy
except for one goddamn person it's my landlord and he's as gangster italian as you are and i
refuse to tell him my name is jimmy he calls you jim yeah jim how are things hey jim hey jim how
you doing fucking great i'll be honest with you you what? For an Italian guy, that's not a bad nickname.
Could be worse.
You know what I mean?
Hey, floppy cock.
How you doing?
How's the house?
But Italian guys love calling guys E.
You know, like Vinny, Nicky, Tony, Bobby.
Why doesn't he call me Jimmy?
I don't know.
It's because it's the IE.
He sees it and goes, I can't call him that.
I don't know what the hell that is.
Hey, Jim.
How you doing?
Rent's still on the 15th.
Hey, you got the rent. Hey, Jim, you got the rent. I don't know what the hell that is. Hey, Jim. How you doing? Rent's due on the 15th. Hey, you got the rent.
Hey, Jim, you got the rent.
I don't know if Jim has it, but Jimmy does.
Jesus Christ.
Every check I send him, I was like, goddamn name on it.
He still calls me Jim.
Doesn't matter.
I was like, yeah, I like Jim better.
I told him the pool guy wasn't doing his job.
He goes, how long has he not been doing his job?
I don't know.
The pool's been green for like two weeks.
Two weeks and you didn't tell me?
What's wrong with you?
What are you doing?
I could have broke his fucking legs by now.
That's the problem.
I don't want to tell you.
This guy's going to disappear and it's my fault.
That's fucking perfect.
I don't want to be a rat.
I thought that was the thing here.
We don't rat each other out.
What are you doing?
No, no.
He wants to tell you.
You've been fucking telling me what that guy's doing.
You're wasting my money?
He's wasting my fucking money, this guy.
I paid that goddamn guy. That's what it was. You're wasting his money at He's wasting my fucking money, this guy. I paid that goddamn guy.
That's what it was.
You're wasting his money at that point.
I'm scared to death of this man.
Well, he should be.
I sleep in his house.
You probably should be.
I'm sure he's got a key.
He does.
Sleep tight.
I'm horrified.
Wake up with horse heads.
You know it.
Something, anyway.
A fucking coyote living in Arizona.
The pool guy.
The pool guy's head.
The pool guy's head right in my fucking bed. Pablo!
Jesus! That's what happens when you don't tell me
for two weeks. How's the gardener
doing, Winston? What's up with that?
Jimmy's like, I don't...
I didn't hire these people. These are just people
that come to a rented house to do stuff.
I have no part of this. I don't want to get them in
trouble. Scotty's got
some issues with rented houses later as well.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I can't wait.
Scotty is involved in so many lawsuits.
He's a frivolous sewer.
Really?
He's the sewer?
He loves to sue people.
Oh, my God.
Why are we doing this?
Oh, I hope he sues us.
Scotty Pippin, if you're listening, fucking sue us.
Go ahead, motherfucker.
You'll lose the same way you did in 2011 when you tried to sue media companies, and they
actually falsely reported a story.
What we're going to say is all, at least in the spirit of truth, it's all reported shit
and at least more than one publication.
And even if something turns out not to be true, we think it's true while we're saying
it.
And it's satire.
We're covered three ways.
And we have lawyers.
Our agency has lawyers.
Eat dick, Scottie Pippen, you Easter Island head-looking motherfucker.
I'll just sue PBS for using your face.
That's it.
Exactly.
Scottie Pippen, by the way, definitely one of the ten ugliest men in the history of basketball.
Like I said, when the Bulls and the pacers would play each other in the 90s
it was a horror show between him you got pippin you got reggie miller and then you got rick smiths
his fucking weird gangly long long-headed oh my god three of the ugliest people of all time
everybody on that on one court making bj armstrong look like a fucking handsome man
look handsome craig hodges is like look at me baby
popping mark jackson is digestible on those teams randy brown is like uh it's up with that defense
bitch yeah better give will purdue we better break will purdue a piece of that shit off
motherfucker that's right he's coming Weddington coming for that ass.
Isn't there a guy named Pooh on the Pacers, too?
Pooh Richardson back in the day.
There was a Pooh.
So Scotty's born September 25th, 1965.
He's born in Hamburg, Arkansas, which is southeastern Arkansas.
Not good.
Rural and poor.
Yeah.
Fucking poor.
That's why he's cheap.
Oh, Scotty's. He doesn't want to go back
to Arkansas. Oh no, Scotty is, well he likes
going back there. He's a crime and sportser so he's
going to go home. But he is
fucking poor. He's the youngest of 12
children. Oh Jesus. That is
like depression level
poor. That's Dust Bowl poor.
I like the different levels of poor.
That's Dust Bowl poor. That's like some crazy
shit. His father was born in 1920.
So, I mean, he was 45 because he had 11 kids before that.
So, I mean, he's from a different time, from a poor time in rural Arkansas.
This was hard scrabble shit here.
Scotty's probably seen one of his siblings die by now.
Well, let's talk about it. Sorry. No. I's gonna happen so many times hey no spoiler alert uh he's his
parents are ethel and preston pippin so uh his mother was six feet tall really so yeah his mother's
six foot his father's six one so they're both pretty tall especially for back then six foot
tall for a woman who was born in 1920 is a big woman back then,
so they're making some big kids.
All the kids were pretty tall,
but Scotty ends up being the tallest.
They saved up all the genetics for one last shot.
This is it, Ethel.
You better collect it,
because it's coming, goddammit.
Hang on to the bedpost.
This is the tall load coming through right now.
I've been saving this motherfucker up for 25 years, Ethel.
Don't walk your knees,
you'll pass out.
Better hold your hands
in front of your back socks
or I'm going to blow out your spine.
Tell you right now, Ethel.
Better hold it on in now.
Here it comes.
We got to time this with a kegel.
You ready?
You owe me six foot eight.
I'll make a sandwich now. Have a with a Kegel. You ready? You owe me six foot eight. We'll make a sandwich now.
Have a good one, Ethel.
His parents couldn't send anybody to college.
They were just blue collar and very blue.
His father worked at a paper mill.
I mean, it's not, they're not a wealthy family.
Obviously, most people with 12 kids aren't wealthy. Yeah. But they're really pretty poor.
Their father worked in a paper mill until he had a stroke.
What?
And that paralyzed his right side.
And that took him out of the workforce.
Yeah.
He couldn't walk anymore and affected his speech because the right side of his face was completely numb and drooping.
It's working to death.
Yeah.
They worked to a stroke at the paper mill.
Half death.
Half his body.
Right, right.
Got a commission. He was worked half to death, worked to a stroke at the paper mill. Half death, half his body. Right, right. Got a commission.
He was worked half to death, literally.
Not only that, his brother Ronnie, obviously his older brother, had an accident in gym class and was confined to a wheelchair from then on as well.
So you got to drag half a dad, you got to load Ronnie up in the wheelchair.
This is a rough upbringing here.
A lot of stuff going on.
There was, at certain times, you know, we're talking 12 people.
You know, once some kids moved out.
But 12 people in a two-bedroom house.
Rough times, man.
We've talked a lot of hardscrabble beginnings.
And this is right up there.
I mean, it's not no floor.
It's not Toe Nash or anything or some of those people we talked about enough you know with a dirt floor and shit like that but
it's still not great uh scotty he always would uh he'd always try to figure out little things he
could do around to make a couple dollars here there as a youngster here you know trim some
stuff and work for on somebody's help them with a project or do something.
Odd jobs.
Odd jobs, anything.
He said that basketball
was an escape for him.
He said, quote,
basketball gave me the opportunity
just to get out of the house and play.
So it was just something
that's not heavy.
Nobody's injured.
Nobody's poor.
On the basketball court,
everybody's the same.
That's the wonderful thing
about basketball.
Equalizer.
You can have a dirt floor, and you can be with somebody who is the wealthiest in the world,
and you can dunk right on their head, and it doesn't fucking matter.
Taste these nuts.
Taste these nuts.
Salty and on your forehead.
Does that taste like southeastern Arkansas?
How's that taste like?
That tastes like success, motherfucker.
That tastes like the estate tax so he said that he was acting he's kind of an immature kid everybody said because
he was kind of baby he's the youngest of 12 that's that's gonna happen he went to hamburg
high school he was a point guard because he wasn't very big he uh all the way up until
his sophomore year of college,
he's about 6'1".
Really?
Yeah, Scotty is like Dennis Rodman.
The only two guys I've ever heard of
in all the time we've done crime and sports
are Scotty and Dennis Rodman.
Got a growth spurt at 22?
20 years old, they shot up to ridiculous proportions,
which is, it's just crazy.
Yeah.
So, yeah, he was, but even as a point guard,
he's a good player. He's a solid player. And that's going, he was, but even as a point guard, he's a good player.
He's a solid player.
And that's going to help him tremendously later,
because as a point guard, he has now learned the art of defense and steals.
And also how to control the floor, how to distribute.
And that's why later on, it helps his game.
He's kind of a point forward.
He'd bring the ball to the court a lot.
He has experience doing that.
Good ball handler.
And, Scotty, by by the way we're not
going to talk about stats at all today or any of that shit so we're just going to talk about like
hey the bulls won a championship and scotty's doing pretty good yeah because uh there's too
much to even go over his career was so it's so long it's long so yeah we just go over years but
he he's a good all-around he's one of the best defensive players in the history of the league
yeah he's got a really long wingspan like longer than natural for his size which helps a lot he's quick and
he's just shifty he's good as he as a point guard in high school he led the team to the state
playoffs and earned all conference honors as a senior as well so good guy uh not offered any
scholarships it's a small high school nobody notices him and he's only six one and you
know just not offered shit so wild between the cracks uh he went to the university of central
arkansas in conway arkansas there uh this he was he went there to try to walk on basically that was
his thing uh the coach saw him he was six foot". Nobody gave a shit about him and wasn't offered a scholarship.
Nothing.
Coach didn't offer him a scholarship.
One of the coaches says, quote, Scotty was about 6'1", about 135 pounds.
Unbelievable.
It's a little guy.
They said, quote, his high school coach called us and said he had a young man with the potential to be a college player.
So we looked at him and said we'd help him with a work-study grant if he'd be the team manager.
So Scotty was the equipment manager.
That's the way he was allowed to be on, sort of on the team.
Is he could kind of get, not a scholarship, but a work-study grant from a special thing.
And then if we're blowing out our rival in the arrival championship game you can play a minute and a
half scotty can play in garbage time and then then fucking collect everyone's jockstrap afterwards
yep uh they asked this coach what would that entail and he said quote you know sweeping up
the gym washing the clothes for the players bringing out and picking up the equipment
picking up the balls so he'd give everybody the, and then he'd come out and practice, and then he'd
have to stay and clean it all up again.
This would be such a popular story had he not played with, I don't know, the best basketball
player that ever lived.
That's the thing.
When you listen to Scottie's story, it's pretty fucking remarkable.
It's crazy.
Everywhere.
Yeah.
What he's accomplished.
And he's the ultimate shadow guy.
He's not a Marty Jannetty.
He's not the other guy from Wham. That's not Scottie guy he's not a marty genetti he's not a the other guy from wham
that's not scotty it's not it's but scotty like gets that reputation as oh he's a sidekick but
he's not a robin no you know what i'm saying robin was like we can distract you with robin
and then batman will come in that's not what it was scotty was he's good it was one and one a
you know what i mean jordan's a better player but i mean scotty
was a top five player in the league and he just happened to be playing next to the one so it's
fucking brutal you know like that's tough the guy who's also a silhouette yeah it's it's brutal
more recognizable than scotty pippen by far it's it's brutal and and definitely having jordan there helped scotty
pippen be a better player but at the same time having scotty pippen there sure as shit help if
you know how basketball works especially that triangle offense and shit scotty pippen did a
lot and he really was really a huge part of getting jordan the ball and defense and absolutely he was
amazing so anyway uh scotty was there he said he didn't mind it too much it was good that
it was close to home he could still go home uh you know that sort of thing he wanted to wanted
to be around there he says quote i just like to be around family uh he says he likes to you know
play dominoes and checkers and shoot pool he says quote as i look back i have to say growing up was
fun not not a problem at all.
And I knew if I didn't make it in the NBA, I'd probably be doing something like I do now.
Maybe in an athletic department somewhere.
I just have a smaller TV.
Okay.
So he's like, you know, I would have been fine.
He grew up meager and wasn't real. That's a nice way of saying flying private isn't that great.
Yeah, you know, I'd have been fine with whatever.
I still wouldn't tip.
I mean, I'm still not going to tip, but I would have an excuse to not tip.
Now I'm just an asshole.
I wouldn't have a nickname is what it would be.
So his freshman year, 83, 84, he averages 4.3 points a game in college.
So he's not playing that much, obviously.
He's not shooting that much.
Sophomore year, though, different story,
he averages 18.5 points a game.
And that's because he shot up to 6'8".
Now it'll do it.
So now all of a sudden he's a force to be reckoned with.
It's a completely different story.
He goes from three rebounds a game to 9.2 rebounds a game.
Oh, geez, this is much easier.
I'm so much closer.
I'm closer to the basket now.
I just put it right in.
This is nuts. It's just right there.
It's super easy.
I just pull them over everybody.
It's got so much easier now.
When he was a freshman, though,
the only way he stayed on the team is some of his teammates
quit. They just quit.
That's the type of program
we're dealing with here there's no other nba players coming from central arkansas it's just
scotty pippen so that was it so he got to play in games as a reserve as a you know in the in the
beginning and as a freshman because people quit because they needed bodies yeah and he said he
just kept pestering the coaches for scholarship. Like, come on, give me a scholarship. Come on.
Come on.
So Pippin said, quote, a few guys academically fall off, so some scholarships become available.
And he said, I go back and ask the coach.
I was very persistent.
And he finally gave me a scholarship.
Holy shit.
So that's how it works here. Pippin is the epitome of don't quit.
Don't quit.
Yeah.
Don't quit and you'll grow seven inches that's just don't quit and grow seven inches don't quit and maybe something
miraculous will happen that's the thing and then you'll get the job that's don't quit you need
other stuff too that's what everybody says whenever anybody like in comedy whenever anybody's like i
mean if you stay at it long enough no no that's how that's what successful comics tell you to just get out of
the conversation if you stay at it long enough yeah and also have a lot of talent and a shitload
of luck yeah maybe you'll be able to pay your rent in 14 years and that's what they should say
for that for that day 14 years in advance for it just really working out really better be writing
every day every day a material not like not like why the chicken shit none of that as soon as it's
good you need another hour you really better just shove that one so in 14 years have eight hours of day every day a material not like not like why the chicken shit none of that as soon as it's good
you need another hour so you really better just shove that one so in 14 years have eight hours
of clean material okay that crushes and destroys and you're ready all right break and go and go
get to work fucker yeah he says about it scotty says i was getting better at such a rapid pace
and then my freshman to sophomore year over the summer, I grew five inches.
They must have been thrilled when he came back to school.
They're like, holy shit.
This is awesome.
Wow.
It's like working your whole life to be a comic, and then Louis C.K. dies and sends
you a bunch of material he's never done.
Yeah, yeah.
And now all of a sudden you're
amazing now you're doing well you're not louis ck so you can tell the jokes yes you're allowed
to go out and tell them so people want to hear you tell them so uh pippin though he says that
he was just doing great one of his coaches at the time said quote the thing about scotty was he was
just shy but people who knew him on a personal basis liked him.
But he had to get to know you.
As for basketball, it wasn't long before we started saying we had something special here.
He had those long arms, and when he grew to 6'5", 6'7", he could still play like a guard.
By the end of his freshman year, we put him on scholarship, and then by the end of his sophomore year, he was our best player.
So they talk about getting lucky.
Just having some guy, you didn't even have to recruit him. And then by the end of his sophomore year, he was our best player. So talk about getting lucky.
Just having some guy, you didn't even have to recruit him.
He's popping up, begging you for a scholarship, and then he's just growing and becoming this great player.
What a great investment that is.
Holy shit.
It's incredible.
It's wild, man.
So, yeah, he was doing great.
The growth spurt obviously helped.
In his junior and senior year, he was the twice consensus NAIA All-American as well.
NAIA is the league.
So doing great.
His stats here quickly, 85, 86, 19.8 points, 9.2 rebounds a game.
That's junior year.
Then senior year, 23.6 points a game, 10 rebounds, 4.3 assists.
He stayed here the whole time stayed for back then
he stayed four years loyalist i mean at this place he didn't even move into no that's no well you have
to sit out a year if you transfer and a guy like him what's he gonna do for a year sophomore year
he didn't do good enough yeah he's not gonna do yeah i mean he could have probably transferred
between sophomore and junior year after his 18.5 season yeah but but he good enough oh that's good
enough to transfer he
was six seven by then they would have they were someone would have picked him up but he would
have to sit out a year and he would have had to go far from home not his personality this is crazy
he'd rather stay so lucky and to stick around and so but then again also too sticking in something
like this the competition is lower so he's he's gonna shine and it's helping him and it works
and uh at the end of his season, this will have future ramifications.
November 12th, 1986, the New York Knicks trade a future first-round draft pick,
which turns out to be...
Oh, this is annoying.
Okay.
With the 1990 second-round draft pick to the Seattle Supersonics
for Gerald Henderson and all this shit, right?
Yeah.
This, by the way, that's Scottie Pippen.
So the Knicks traded away the pick that got Scottie Pippen the year before the draft.
So they traded to the Sonics.
Where did the Sonics get it?
Well, you'll find it here.
1987, by the way, before this happens here, before the NBA draft, he has a son.
His son is born.
Before anything?
Before anything.
End of college.
Oh, my God.
Antron is his name.
What?
Yeah, not Scotty Jr., so Antron.
Son Antron, 1987 here.
Antron Tron.
I guess you'd call him Tron or Ant.
Yeah.
Antron.
Antron.
Or call him Antron.
Shit, that's his name.
That's an awful name.
It's a weird one.
It's dumb.
So it's a little strange. It sounds like a comic book character. It's a weird one. It's dumb. So it's a little strange.
It sounds like a comic book character.
It's a little odd.
It sounds like he just threw...
It sounds like his arm is a laser.
Yeah, right.
It's fucking silly.
There was this movie called Tron.
Tron, yeah.
This is Antron.
And then there was the dude in the Chappelle show.
Chappelle was actually named Tron.
That was fucking great.
He's just being a dickhead.
He's just being a dickhead.
There he is.
We'll talk more about his kids, by the way.
They'll keep popping up.
Some for good and some for bad.
Oh, boy.
So June 22nd, 1987 is the NBA draft.
The number one overall draft pick that year.
You remember, Jimmy?
87.
No, I don't.
No?
Guess.
Patrick, no?
No, that's 85.
Oh, boy.
Jesus.
It's a big man.
I'll give you a hint.
It's a big man. That's where I was fishing. Back then,. It's a big man. Is it? It's a big man.
That's where I was fishing.
Back then, it was always a big man.
Xavier McDaniels.
No.
David Robinson.
Oh!
David Robinson, overall, out of the Naval Academy.
Where did Xavier McDaniel go?
Was he earlier or later?
Earlier, I think.
I mean, years.
Mid-80s.
Was it?
85, 84.
You're probably right.
He was with the Sonics right now.
Yeah, I think so.
Armand Gilliam going number two to the Suns.
My word, everybody taking big ones.
Yeah, the Suns picked him up.
Jersey, Dennis Hobson.
The Clippers picked Reggie Williams.
And then the Seattle Supersonics, with the No. 5 pick overall,
take Scottie Pippen out of the University of Central Arkansas.
Now, the Bulls coveted him, but they picked at No. 10
and couldn't get up high enough to get
him right that was the thing they wanted to trade up by the way a couple other guys kenny smith who
was always on the tnt show that's he's picked number six by sacramento kevin johnson yeah
longtime suns guard and mayor of sacramento he uh is picked by cleveland number seven and then
olden polonese who we have uh boy the talked about. And Derek McKee, number nine.
Number 10 by the Bulls, Horace Grant.
So they got Ho Grant in this.
They got Grant and Pippen in this year.
In the fucking top 10.
This one year, they got Grant and Pippen.
Reggie Miller, number 11.
Muggsy Bogues, number 12.
This is like just a who's who lineup here.
Yeah, 90s basketball.
Yeah, Mark Jackson.
Reggie Williams, is that the guy that died for the Celtics?
No, no, no.
Was that Reggie what? Reggie what? What is that Reggie that died for the celtics no no no no reggie what
reggie what was that reggie oh reggie lewis reggie lewis yeah reggie lewis yeah i'm like oh yeah the
guy who dropped because i he len bias was drafted by the celtics too so i didn't know if you meant
len bias or reggie lewis who actually just dropped dead in practice unbelievable that was weird they
had bad luck they really do in like in like eight years they lost two amazing players to fucking
death freak act under 25 years old like how many other franchises have that and then everybody
make up for winning all those championships and everybody that was valuable for that team was
retiring right oh yeah they're all retired celtics were fucked and they realized they were white also
which was a problem so it was a big issue it's all all a fucking meltdown. It all fell apart at that point.
So Scottie Pippen 5 to the Sonics.
The Sonics trade him with a 1989 first round draft pick to the Bulls for Olden Polonese.
So crime and sports for crime and sports here.
Is that real?
That is real.
Didn't we talk about it?
We had to talk about that then.
Yeah, I think we did probably.
I don't remember that.
It's interesting.
They traded Scottie Pitt.
That is maybe the greatest bargain in NBA history.
That's not bad.
Yeah, let's see here.
The second round.
And also, they got Polonise and a second round pick and a later first round pick who the
Bulls ended up getting B.J. Armstrong out of just as a throw in.
Whereas the Sonics ended up out of their first-round pick they traded for.
They got Jeff Sanders.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
And the Bulls got three of their dynasty.
Yeah.
They're starting five in the same round.
Yeah, they got B.J. Armstrong, Horace Grant, and Scottie Pippen all out of the same deal.
B.J. didn't come until two years later with the draft pick.
Oh, got it. Okay.
But still, it ended up being that. Now, the coach at the time of the bulls said quote i don't want to say he was
the baby of the family about scotty but you could tell when he got here he was still a young man who
was having his eyes open for the first time he is coming from oh my god rural arkansas youngest of
12 poor as shit and then he went to some little tiny college.
He's not pampered.
That college now, I looked it up, where they play basketball, it's like a 6,000 seat arena
now.
So it's not-
Unbelievable.
Not 20,000.
I mean, I doubt that.
I don't know if they fill that up.
To Chicago.
And that was before Pippen.
Right.
So that was after Pippen.
So he's going to Chicago now, which is a-
What's this elevated train about?
Yeah. What's this train about? It's not full of grain so he's going to Chicago now, which is a... What's this elevated train about? Yeah, it's... What's this
train about? It's not
full of grain. What's going on?
Usually it's livestock in it. You guys die the river green?
What? This is nuts.
Jesus Christ.
This place is crazy. There are buildings
above five stories here. Where's your
grain silos? I don't see
a grain silo anywhere around the stadium.
I see that you got snow but
where are your tornado shelters i'm gonna need those it's almost season let's get going so uh
his tractor tires in the oh shit his agent at the time says quote like going from high school
to the nba this kind of was for him because that's kind of what that college was like. There's large high school programs that are more pampered and kind of big time than that college at the time.
So very different thing.
You've got to remember, he never even was on a plane in college.
They didn't fly.
What?
Yeah, they would go from.
Did you ever see?
Did you watch Mr. Show back in the day?
Enough.
Yeah.
Okay. Do you remember the one where David Cross and Bob Odenkirk were college recruiters?
Definitely not.
And they were recruiting like four-year-old kids.
And they'd go up to mothers, like pregnant mothers, and they'd go, look, I feel you,
Stoney's got a good kick, Dad.
Tell you what, it's something.
He might be able to be like a power forward or something.
And they'd play like these sleazy recruiters recruiting three year olds but they're like for the worst colleges like ever like one is like indiana silt basin or
some shit and he's like i mean we play outdoors yeah you know our buildings are trailers but we're
we're really we got a great program you know like he's david cross is the best it's so fucking
odin kirk's like what do you want to be when you grow up and the kid's like three he goes oh you
want to be a cowboy yeah we got a two-year cowboy program.
It's going to knock your socks off.
I'm telling you.
You come here, and the kid's just playing with blocks and shit.
He's a baby.
Fucking hilarious.
Try on this cap gun, kid.
Yeah.
That's what I feel like this was.
Like, there's no, they don't fly.
They're just driving on buses.
It's like minor league college basketball kind of thing.
Do you think they've got a bus, or do they drive their own cars?
Everybody's showing up in Suzuki Samurai. These people that this is college these kids probably don't have cars
a lot of them it had to be a shitty rickety bus i figure it like the like the uh league of their
own bus yeah it smokes real bad still but that same bus but in 1983 still says peaches yeah still
the rockford peaches scotty pippen, our newest peach. Gina Davis Sunday's in it.
They bust to all their games,
is what the agent said.
And then after that,
he's playing with Michael Jordan.
So it's different.
Because even by 87,
Jordan was an icon.
Hadn't won any championships yet,
but he was on his...
That dunk is still a thing.
And he's on his third shoe
at that point.
The Jordan 3s were about out
at that time.
So he's become an icon already.
The Jumpman logo is a big deal already.
So 87-88, the Bulls finish 50-32.
Doug Collins is the coach.
They beat Cleveland in the first round of the playoffs, 3-2,
and then lose to the Pistons, 4-1.
Everybody did.
Which that's the bad boy Pistons.
We talked about them with Dennis Rod Ron, the Dennis Rodman episode.
You can hear about that.
And they were Chicago's nemesis in the late eighties.
That was the big thing obstacle that Michael Jordan bulls had to overcome.
Scotty makes 725 grand for this first year,
which is probably more than his whole family has made ever.
His parents have made,
made combined in their lives at that point, working in a paper mill and shit.
So that's wild for him. Absolutely.
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Be crazy.
Now, right away, he marries Antron's mother, Karen McCollum.
He marries her.
Okay.
They said that he liked to join in like jordan's
group on the team plane he was trying to be part of the yeah the top tier guys here and playing
cards and gambling and shit like jordan likes to gamble he does yeah but they said that they would
get closer uh pippin would uh you know the more he'd get involved with them then he'd kind of back off
the social group
a little bit
he was kind of a
this is costing me money
it's costing me money
I can't hang with these guys
I make 725 grand a year
and I probably support
a couple members of my family
and shit like that
this dude
makes more than that
in shoes in a month
right
so like I can't
I'm not going to gamble with him
you don't gamble
if people have a hundred times more money than you that's stupid we're not going to play big bank little bank shoes in a month right so like i can't i'm not gonna gamble with him you don't gamble with people
who have a hundred times more money than you that's stupid we're not gonna play big bank
little bank no this is gonna end bad for me it's gonna end terribly for me yeah they're just gonna
just muscle you out with that shit so uh horace grant says quote he'd want to be like michael
but then after he'd hang around michael for little while, Michael might not treat him how he'd like, and he'd come back and sit with us.
Then he'd go back again.
We were closer friends, but something always brought Scotty back to Michael.
He was the cool guy.
That's why.
Michael fucking Jordan.
It's Michael Jordan.
That's what brings him back.
He wanted to be a part of that.
Yeah.
That's a certain air of, it's rarefied air, you know?
So, 88-89 Bulls, Is i mean 47 and 35 this team finishes
they win in the first round against the cavaliers again cavaliers must have hated playing them
all the time i think the cavaliers hated everything in their life because they were just
they were never good they were always like the third best team right in the in the conference
always it was whether it was the bulls the Pistons or the Knicks or the
somebody would always
knock them out.
He'd beat them. They beat the Knicks
4-2 after that in the
next series. And then the
conference finals, they lose to the Pistons
in six again.
Really, but they won one more game. It was 4-1
last year. This year it's 4-2 in the
series. So it's one more.
Pippen makes $575,000 this year.
For the same outcome, playing more work, less money.
That's the way it is, man.
God damn it.
So 89-90 Bulls.
They finish 55-27.
This is Phil Jackson's first year.
Before that it was Doug Collins.
He needed to make a change to get over that hump.
And they bring in Phil Jackson, who is a goddamn legend.
You could have stopped at God.
That's it.
Well, he was a great player, too.
He's like a weird, like, hippie.
He just understands basketball.
He's a stoner who, like, gets stoned and sits back.
I'm dead serious.
This is what he does.
And, like, studies basketball strategy strategy and it makes sense to him.
He's one of those guys.
He's a savant with the offense.
And what are you going to do?
So that year, 55 and 27.
This year, they beat the Bucks in the first round,
three to one.
They beat the Sixers four to one in the second round.
And then in the Eastern Conference Finals,
it goes all seven and they lose to the Pistons again.
So they got closer every time.
Five, six, seven.
Yeah, but the Pistons were brutal, man.
Boy, were they good.
They were just tough and trying to take your head off.
I'd say Jonas had a mouth.
Oh, he did.
He didn't look like he was a mouthy fuck.
Oh, he's a mouthy little shit.
He looks so handsome.
He played at Indiana.
He had a big smile on his face, and he was a dick.
He's an asshole. Yeah, they talk about that. That's why he big smile on his face. And he was a dick. He's an asshole.
Yeah.
They talk about that.
That's why he wasn't on the Dream Team.
Really?
It was because nobody wanted him on the team.
Really?
Nobody liked him.
Fuck that guy.
He was obviously good enough to be on the Dream Team.
He was great.
But they basically said, what do you expect when nobody likes you?
They asked David Robinson about it.
And he goes, well, nobody liked him.
It's not a matter of even liking him personally.
He was on those bad boy teams where they tried to hurt people.
And he was proud of that. So why would anyone want to hang out with him i invite
that guy fuck that guy then so that's what it was it was mainly jordan though i'm sure one thing
about jordan that we'll we'll talk about and i it it doesn't come up very much in the last dance
because he's in charge of that so that's not a it's not a documentary he wants to narrate his
story the way he wants it yeah he made a 10-part infomercial for himself.
I'm sorry.
Here's why I'm better than everybody.
Now, let me tell you something.
Michael Jordan, as a player, unbelievable.
Top five of all time.
I'm not going to say he's the best of all time because I think it's a handful.
And we're talking different positions.
So that's like saying, who is better?
Fucking Joe Montana or Lawrence Taylor?
Well, I don't know.
They did different things.
Who's better, Bill Russell or Magic Johnson?
Barry Sanders or Reggie White?
Well, they're completely different.
They're totally different.
So I think you can't compare Wilt Chamberlain to Michael Jordan.
They're just different people.
But you have to put them all in the same group.
And Kareem and Magic and Oscar Robertson.
That's crazy.
Yes, it's a hard thing to say.
So top five, great player, all the respect in the world.
Nobody can will himself to win more than Michael Jordan.
He's amazing at that.
He's also a huge, gaping, fucking heaving asshole.
He's an asshole.
Complete asshole. Treat treats people like shit fucking treats everyone like shit right thinks he's better than everybody which i mean
you can be better at everybody at what you're doing but then on a personal level he'll treat
you people like that as well you don't get to do that you don't get to do that plus and this is
something that other people might disagree with or whatever, but the last
dance brought this up.
And I've been saying this since the fucking 90s.
Since I was a teenager, I've been saying this, that how come other people with a voice say
things that matter?
And Michael Jordan just says, buy my fucking shoes and drink Gatorade.
Right.
And I even noticed that when I was 16.
He won't stand up for anybodyade. Right. And I even noticed that when I was 16. Standing on his own platform, he won't stand up for anybody else.
Nothing.
He was the biggest icon in fucking sports.
Michael Jordan's face was more recognizable than the fucking president, than anybody.
Still is.
Yeah.
I mean, if you take him in 1993.
Oh boy.
Peak of his powers.
He was the, if he told kids anything, they'd have fucking done it.
All day. Anything. he was the if he told kids anything they'd have fucking done it all day anything the worst kids
the best kids white kids black kids green kids didn't fucking matter this is why i smoke michael
everybody all you had to say yeah don't smoke cigarettes and i wouldn't have done it you
wouldn't have done jerk they he refused to ever take a stand because it hurt it would hurt his
marketing which is fine if you're
us that's why we don't talk about politics we want to piss off a chunk of our audience why would we
it doesn't matter to what we're talking about so who gives a shit what we think politically
you don't care it's not going to change a thing anyway it's not going to change anything anyway
but if you're michael jordan and i'm not saying he should have said vote for this person for
president but certain things he could have spoke about that would have helped and he didn't
fucking bother to because oh i don't want to not make an extra fucking hundred million this year
do you think that also i just didn't care very much about him do you think that also leaned to
uh don't look watch the right hand don't watch the left hand yeah because he's probably got his
hand in some shit that oh he's he's a huge gambler he's always cheating on his wife he's a huge gambler. He's always cheating on his wife. He's doing all sorts of stuff.
And he's got to play Mr. Squeaky clean.
Look at me.
Be like Mike.
I want to be like Mike fucking drinking Gatorade and shit.
Monotone.
Don't change your inflection.
Don't change it.
Smile.
Don't scare the white ladies.
Don't scare the white ladies.
That's what it is, though.
Make sure that they'll still buy their kids your shoes.
Nobody's scary.
Oh, he's not a scary guy.
He's a nice, friendly guy.
He's got his tongue out. It's adorable. like him you know like that's that's what it was
though and he played the role but i mean at some point gee i don't know maybe now mike i think you
got enough cash right point i'm gonna say i think you're comfortable you probably won't lose a dime
maybe start saying shit now or you know even though your past cultural relevance it still
would have helped more than still so i didn't i was more of a barkley guy i love charles barkley because barkley would tell
you to go fuck yourself cause a star don't you know i'm not a role model that was all hidden
that whole i'm not a role model was a goddamn marketing campaign because he said that don't
don't fucking expect me to raise your kids i'm a goddamn basketball player what i do has nothing
to do with your kids right i love that i thought that was great my favorite uh advice i ever got from any politician
or talking head was just get in trouble that's what it is yeah cause cause problems and it
changes the status quo it does you don't like what the way things are then fucking get in trouble if
not yeah if nothing happens nothing will happen with you then everybody gets in trouble and they
change fucking rules so that nobody's in trouble. If nothing happens, nothing happens. Right.
That's the way it is.
You got to change things.
You have to.
So, yeah, that's my beef with Jordan.
Otherwise, like I said, as a player, you can't say a negative word about him.
He's fucking amazing.
But you don't treat teammates the way you treated teammates.
You don't fucking – you just don't do that.
That's not how you lift people up.
And obviously it worked.
You just thought you'd win games.
Obviously it worked.
But I mean, I never heard of Bill Russell treating anybody like that.
And he won like nine championships.
One more.
I mean, you know what I'm saying?
Maybe if he was nicer, he would have won fucking ten titles instead of goddamn.
Maybe if it wasn't being a prick to everybody, he would have fucking beat Detroit in the late 80s.
You know, maybe if he wasn't a complete twat, he'd be a coach.
I mean, granted, he's an owner.
He doesn't want to be.
But maybe people would beg him. You know what I mean? And he'd make more money. Yeahat, he'd be a coach. I mean, granted, he's an owner. He doesn't want to be. But maybe people would beg him, you know what I mean?
And he'd make more money.
Yeah, he couldn't be a coach.
You don't think?
If he wasn't a cunt, he could.
He's too great of a player to be a coach.
Great players can't be coaches.
You think that ruins your legacy when you lose?
No, no, no.
They can't handle it mentally.
Remember Larry Bird coaching the Pacers?
His fucking head looked like it was going to explode all the time because he's like,
why can't you just take the ball and shoot it in there like me?
Go back to the three-point line.
It's worth three of them.
And then you hit it, and it's good.
What's wrong with you people missing shots?
Play Wayne Gretzky.
Yeah, you can't coach if you're that guy.
You just can't.
What do you tell Michael Jordan?
Be better.
When there's a guy between you and the basket,
just jump from behind the free throw line
fly over his head and dunk it what the fuck are you people thinking do i have to draw it up for
you just so much easier dunk over their heads what are you doing listen to me fuck man so that's a
tough thing for a coach that's why the coaches are like 5 11 white guys who are like listen guys
or fat as fuck like this is what i would do yeah And you guys are taller, so it's going to work much better.
I feel like that's what it is.
Coach Carl.
Ugly ass PJ Carlissimo.
None of these guys are great players.
No, or like a Lenny Wilkins, who was a good player,
but not Michael Jordan.
You know what I mean?
Somebody like that.
So, I don't know.
Yeah, it's a Rudy Tomjanovich.
Mediocre player.
Great coach.
Phil Jackson.
Got fat as shit.
Coaching was his bag. Phil Jackson. Decent player. Better coach. You know? So, that player. Great coach. Phil Jackson. Got fat as shit. Coaching was his bag.
Phil Jackson, decent player, better coach.
So that's how it works.
So Pippen here that year in the 1990 slam dunk contest, Pippen's in it.
This was when the end of the era of the big stars being in it.
From 85 to 90, every big star was in it.
Jordan was in it every year.
Dominique Wilkins was all big star was in it. Jordan was in it every year. Dominique Wilkins was in it. All these guys were in it.
Then after this, once Jordan stopped doing it, that was the signal to all the other stars not to do it.
And that's when rookies started winning it.
Like Harold Minor would win it and shit like that.
J.R. Ryder.
Yeah, Harold Minor, J.R. Ryder.
Cedric Sabalos.
Yeah, guys.
Exactly.
Younger, more unknown guys who were trying to use it as a platform.
As a stepping stone to make some fucking money.
Yeah, to maybe get a sneaker deal or something.
But it's not going to make Jordan any goddamn money to win this.
Not anymore. He already did it. It can only hurt him.
So Pippen in the slam dunk contest did a dunk from the free throw line in 1990.
So he's a dude can fly. He's an athlete.
He's a hack out of the gate.
That's right.
Fuck it, I can do it too.
I'll deploy like my partner.
Yeah, right. So Dominique it, I can do it too. I'll do it like my partner. Yeah, right?
So Dominique Wilkins ended up winning that year, beat Kenny Smith.
I don't know if you remember him.
Nick's guy.
Yeah.
Big kid and play, flat top deal.
I just remember Dominique's dunk.
It was fucking amazing.
It was amazing.
It was fucking amazing.
His balls almost fell out of those short shorts.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That's so high.
Kenny Smith, though, I remember this dunk.
This is how they describe it.
He scored the highest points for originality.
His dunk, he started by turning his back to the basket,
bounced the ball backwards between his legs and off the backboard,
and then turned and grabbed it in the air and reverse dunked it.
It was pretty fucking remarkable.
It's pretty interesting.
For 1990, it was creative.
So Pippen's an all-star this year, makes $765,000.
And also in 1990, divorces Karen.
Uh-oh.
Too grim.
Yeah.
She was just too grim.
Too grim.
Couldn't take it.
Also, he's got $2 million.
Yeah.
So far.
He's probably got more than that, because he's probably investing and not spending a dime.
Well, yeah.
Living in a car.
He's also got a couple other ladies out there, and Karen might have known about it.
Oh, Scotty's always got a couple in reserve, and that's why he's in court quite a bit.
So, 90-91.
Bulls are 61-21.
They beat the Knicks in the first round.
They sweep them.
They beat the Sixers in five games in the second round.
Conference finals, they sweep the Pistons.
Oh, take that.
Take that.
Knock the Pistons out, and then beat the Lakers in five games in the final.
So they fucking ran it this year.
This was two of the greatest teams in history.
Yeah.
And just destroyed them.
Dispatch the 80s Pistons.
Dispatch the 80s Lakers.
Those are those dynasties are over.
It's a new era.
Next.
Yeah, that's that's what it was.
Now, Pippen this year is became one of only two players ever to have recorded five steals and five blocks in a playoff game.
Really?
Amazing, right?
Now, the other person to do it, any guesses?
Oh, shit.
Do you play for the 76ers?
No.
Oh, who?
Hakeem Olajuwon.
Oh, well, that makes sense.
He did it twice.
He got steals, too.
Yeah, Hakeem was great.
Well, because Hakeem was a goalie, so his reaction time, was a great he's so great he's insane he's such a great player he's he really
falls between the cracks and people talk about great players of that era right yeah you don't
hear him and then when you watch go watch like the 94 finals or something that guy is a fucking
monster is it white people afraid of saying hakeem olajuwon and dakembe matumbo because
those are two of the greatest centers they were great olajuwon was twice as good matumbo's more
of a defensive play he's so fucking cool but olajuwon is was amazing just incredible offensively
defensively i feel like there's something to that the foreign names scare us maybe he used to uh
fuck with shack olajuwon all the time, which I thought was great.
He would just fuck with him.
And Robinson, too.
Yeah.
Shaq would just try so hard, and he just couldn't keep tabs on Olajuwon.
And Olajuwon would just go, oh, there you go, big man.
And a real calm, weird shit in his African accent.
And Shaq would be like, you son of a bitch.
Shaq just wasn't.
Skinny bastard.
He wasn't as athletic.
That's a problem. Nobody. When you're that stiff. Olajuwon would just, oh, that son of a bitch. Shaq just wasn't as athletic. That's a problem.
When you're that stiff.
Olajuwon would just, oh, that pivot he would do.
You're fucked.
He's so long.
So good.
So in the Eastern Conference Finals this year, though,
Rodman, this was the year Rodman fouled Pippen really hard.
Remember, we talked about that at the time.
It gave him a gash over his eye that gave him six stitches.
Right.
Scotty Pippen.
So during the finals, though, Scotty's contract comes up here.
They re-sign him during the finals.
We'll find out why here.
Now, the contract was called a five-year, $18 million deal, which at the time was pretty good.
Except five years from then, it was terrible.
Yeah.
Just right before the cost. Right before before really blew up in money times uh what it did though is this deal
was an extension onto his old deal it didn't erase the fact that he still had two remaining seasons
on his rookie contract so they didn't wipe those out and give him a better deal they just tacked
this onto the end of that yuck which is really kind of sleazy it's like giving you that that negative
interest on your car yeah on the end of your loan that's what it was like a balloon yeah a payment
so basically what it meant is pippin the bulls had him for seven years for a little over 18 million
dollars basically for seven fucking years wow which is 1997 is when his shit's gonna come think
about that he's so underpaid and he is And he is one of the most underpaid.
I looked at a, there's a chart of underpaid, like in terms of their war.
No, he was overpaid.
Not overpaid, but he was paid plenty.
Really?
I got a list of it.
But in their war, which is like their statistical value and all that shit, John Stockton was
the most underpaid player of the 90s.
Really?
And Scottie Pippen was second.
Really?
So, yeah.
Yeah, and they were very close.
Yeah, Stockton didn't get paid shit either.
Oh, I see why.
Because Scottie made all his money at the end.
At the end.
Got it.
Oh, he made his money.
He made a shitload at the end.
Because he made more than Jordan at the end of his career.
Yeah, and then at the end, in total earnings in basketball, he ended up with more than
Jordan.
Right.
Which is bonkers.
It doesn't even compute now. Because what's the fucking... Why are we's the pocket jordan put that money in a drawer he didn't care about that
he cared about his stock in haines jordan handled that on a round of golf yeah he just didn't give
a shit so apparently the bulls spent the entire 1990 91 season under the cap the salary cap at
the time so they could reserve a little money for tony kukoc who they
had drafted from europe there and they were once he was allowed to join the team they were hoping
that he would join the team they needed cap space but he ended up not coming till later so basically
the cap space doesn't doesn't roll over from one year to the next right if you have extra space
that's gone you got to spend it so they either had to lose the space or use it or lose it basically so it
was midnight was the deadline for the uh day in which midnight on the day the last finals game
is the deadline for this so that's the day they signed pippen to this contract doing so allowed
them to front load the deal so they added most of it to that year so they actually saved themselves
even more fucking money so he did them more favors it's completely ridiculous so really over seven seasons he ended up really
getting about 16.4 million dollars that's ridiculous which is silly and uh yeah that's
that's crazy wow why the fuck would you do that scotty why would you take it i have an explanation
uh but yeah you go see that and you go jesus christ scotty hold out till the end of the the rings are worth it for fuck's sake i go you're gonna
wait two more years until this shit's up and you're gonna pay top dollar i'll be moving to
cleveland i don't give a shit fuck this shit so let's let scotty explain it for himself here
let's do it in their own words shall we in their own words quote i've always thought that one
injury could wipe all of this
away. I'm able to run and jump and do all the things I can do. I'm blessed. We're all blessed
in the NBA, but I always would look at Daryl Stingley, the crippled former Purdue University
and pro player who used to sit behind the Bulls bench in Chicago Stadium. I'd kind of watch him
sometimes and see my brother, a healthy, strong young man,
and all of a sudden he's confined to a wheelchair to where he can't get around.
I think about that a lot.
Daryl Stingley cost him millions.
And his brother.
Yeah.
His brother, too.
He said, I could have an accident and break my neck, and then I'm fucked.
I have no more money.
So he said, this is a guarantee.
It's a smart play.
For him, he's worried about it.
That's the difference. If he's worried about it that's the
difference if he came from money he would have been like oh fuck yourself yeah but he came from
place where you don't turn around some you don't turn away someone offering you 18 guaranteed
million dollars no matter what you have to do for it doesn't matter fuck it it's worth it i'm set
so wild yeah it's it's interesting it's Is that cheap? Is that what that is?
Very cheap.
That's a guy that's just so fucking cheap, he's like, there's money right there.
I have to take it.
Yeah, I have to take it.
That's a guy picking up quarters.
Yeah, because they knew he came from poor.
They knew how he was.
He wasn't a big, sophisticated guy.
And they fucking capitalized on him.
They capitalized on him.
They knew that he would take guaranteed money.
That's the kind of guy he was.
Wow.
Now, Dennis Rodman says about Scototty pippen quote at that
time people were calling larry bird the quintessential forward he was great but he couldn't
play multiple positions like scotty could scott he wasn't agile enough i just don't think people
realize what scotty was doing in 1991 he revolutionized the point forward position all
these players today should thank scotty pippen guys like kevin durant should say wow look what
you did for us scotty could handle he could shoot the ball he could defend he could rebound if lebron
was playing during the 90s i'd still say scotty pippen was the second best player behind michael
so probably right lebron that's the thing when they compare lebron to mike michael jordan a lot
they're not comparable players like i said they're apples and oranges as players too right they're
just different types of players that's the better comparison scotty and lebron
is a very good comparison comparison they can do it all they both have multiple
multifaceted skill sets somebody has more rings than the other well yeah scotty but but
lebron although plays has played with many good players none none of them were Michael Jordan also. So that's why it's hard to compare.
But I do agree.
LeBron, okay, I think LeBron would have been okay in the 90s just because he's a stout motherfucker.
Depends on what team he's on, though.
So I think if you clotheslined him, he might get up and clothesline you next time.
He might.
He might adjust to that.
Right.
Kevin Durant, I don't see doing that.
Steph Curry would have broken legs in 1991
he wouldn't have lasted two games in a series against detroit they would have broken him right
and been happy his dad would have broken him yeah that's his dad would have yeah and his dad wasn't
that kind of player he still would have done it still would have crushed him so 91 92 bulls 67
and 15 they beat the heat in the in the playoffs they beat the knicks they beat the calves and they
go on to beat the Trailblazers in six.
And that sprouted that video game, the Bulls versus Blazers.
Bulls-Blazers for Sega Genesis.
Great game.
Fucking great game.
Unbelievable game.
Oh, that's just the rosters on it.
The old games are the best ones, man.
These new ones are fucking...
They're amazing.
There's so many buttons.
God damn it.
That's the oldest you've ever sounded. He goes, there's just so many buttons god damn it that's the oldest you've ever sounded
there's just so many buttons james i can't figure it out james i've got these games and i'm trying
to do the moves and it's come on the fucking things you gotta do they're like swivel and
press this button it's very complicated in other ways no back in the day you'd have spin move that
was the one big thing you could do to
go around the guy with a spin watch that fucker crossover remember crossover button that would
be it'd be like the r1 would be like the crossover this shit is nuts it's there's like four triggers
you get you got a pinky button i love these fucking games for it i i love that you can
i'm going around and here and passing I just play it's so complicated
I just play the fucking
practice mode all day
on easy
yeah and
there's no
you're not playing
against anybody
it's just a shoot around
and then you have to
go get the ball again
which is a real bitch
it's like basically
it's just you trying
to figure out
how to play this
fucking thing
they give you like
a hoop
like a black top
and a hoop
yeah I've played that
before
and I'm doing this
for fucking
three four hours
and I'm going
fuck it I can't do it.
It's hard to figure out those games
just to get the dunking even.
Yeah.
Because you have to hit the other button
right at your peak.
Right, to make it do the moves.
Yeah, we used to just hit a button
and then on NBA Jam,
we'd do seven cartwheels.
That was one button.
Now I gotta do three
to make him do a one-handed dunk.
A one-handed straight up dunk.
Otherwise, it's two hands straight down.
And then he pulls up on the basket
and I look like a bitch.
And my son goes, that's the one?
Yeah.
That's the one I can do.
Hey, listen.
I'm proud of that.
Scored on you, bitch.
I'm proud of that.
Okay?
So, Scotty's in.
If it's so not impressive, then stop it.
Yeah.
Stop me.
Can you get in front of me then?
I'm doing it all day.
Shut this shit down, motherfucker.
You're spamming. You're spamming.
You're spamming.
It's the same move.
Fuck you.
Yeah.
Good.
You're 11.
You should have seen that.
It was a double dribble, that old Nintendo game where you go in the corner and shoot
the fucking thing over and over.
I'd have done that to you all day, bitch.
What are you thinking?
Do you want to play Mortal Kombat and watch me low kick you for 10 minutes?
Let's do that.
Yeah, I know how to do it.
Great.
I'm really good with Street Fighter.
I'll Chun-Li bounce around and kick you back and forth.
Rattle kick you 30 times.
I know what I'm doing.
Let's go.
So Scott, he's an all-star that year.
He makes $2,770,000 that year.
Unreal.
So he's got to feel good.
And he's a member of the Dream Team.
The 1992 Olympics in Barcelona.
The Dream Team.
This is by far the greatest assemblage of basketball players ever put together.
This is fucking intense, man.
Well, yeah.
You threw him in there.
Maybe he's five fouls still.
Go foul somebody, Christian.
This is Charles in alphabetical order.
Charles Barkley, Larry Bird,
Clyde Drexler, Patrick Ewing,
who was born in Jamaica, but still,
that's fine, lived here a long time. Is he a citizen
now? I'm sure. Probably. Magic Johnson,
Michael Jordan, Christian
Leitner, okay, Carl Malone,
Chris Mullen, because you need the threes,
Scotty Pippen, David Robinson,
John Stockton. Unreal. That's
insanity. Three white dudes three
yeah they're lucky to be there latin mullen and larry bird and larry bird who you know you don't
even know if you can count him as white larry bird he's fucking amazing so yeah they're obviously
amazing if you were old enough to be able to see this, it was just ridiculous watching them just crush Lithuanians and shit.
Hilarious.
Very funny.
At four in the morning.
Yeah.
That's what it always was at four in the morning.
Scotty scores about nine points a game.
It doesn't matter.
They're just mixing guys in and out.
You could put any five on the floor.
It doesn't matter.
Right.
You could put five big men, five points.
They would have just crushed you.
I'm just here for the Barcelona pussy anyway cares for the barcelona pussy anyway that's it oh man that was a quite the party from
what i understood they were i mean think about that crew think about you get jordan and barkley
together two of the biggest gamblers in the history of fucking sports and puss hounds and
puss hounds jesus they like to go out and booze it up and all that and whoa boy obviously magic johnson
dug it too yeah oh he was in there definitely i feel like the only person i've ever heard of
who got aids from fucking yeah no shit from fucking women you know what i mean yeah maybe
everybody else got interviews or or sucking dicks maybe and you know what though who knows
because athletes get a lot of injections too of shit who knows excellent they really do they'll get vitamin injections and be 12 shots they get all sorts
of weird injections all the time who knows if some shit heel doctor gave him a dirty needle
somewhere we don't know that is a wild thought that's i've been thinking that from since i
started hearing about all the shit athletes are always being injected with team doctors are a
cortisone this that they're always injecting them with shit have no idea what's it so you have no idea yeah who knows that's
unbelievable why have i never thought i don't know i don't know i don't know you just look
at magic you just go ah no needles going that guy yeah yeah look at him well no i don't think
he was shooting up heroin that's what you think yeah that's how you look at it right away it could
have been something much less sinister where it was b12 B-12, or like I said, a painkiller.
I mean, who knows?
Goddamn flu shot.
Flu shot.
Who knows?
Dirty needle.
It might have been a mix-up.
We have no idea.
Maybe it was like on Oz, and he had like Adebisi pissed at him.
Somebody hit him with a hot one?
Stick him with an AIDS needle.
So, 92-93 Bulls this year really broke my heart as a Suns fan.
I like two teams.
I like the Suns.
I like the Knicks.
Neither will ever win a championship ever, ever, never, ever.
And two years in a row, they both came about as close as you can.
One year, and then the next one the next year,
and then they both were terrible forever.
And both problems are here.
So 57-25 the team goes this year.
They beat the Hawks.
They sweep the Hawks.
They sweep the Cavs.
They beat the Knicks in six games.
And then they play the series against the Suns.
This was Jordan versus Barkley.
Great series.
I could still fucking choke that little Paxson asshole
for hitting that three-pointer.
Does nobody let him open?
And the announcers were even saying,
I think Marv Albert said,
as long as Paxson doesn't get open,
this game's just about over. I watched that that very i think that was on my birthday too i was watching
that i was just mad i was watching with my friends i'm like are you fucking kidding me
we smoked a lot of weed don't worry the sons will still put together a goddamn uh championship
parade and because yeah why the fuck not that was hilarious that i heard too i'm like why
is there a parade there's a parade for losers you don't lose yeah when the knicks lose yeah they
just come home and people go hey you fucking suck nobody fuck there's no parade there's no ticker
tape there's none of that shit arizona had never had you want a parade fucking win something all
right pal arizona had never had any team win anything ever and to be in the fucking finals
like that.
It was good enough.
Such a big deal.
This whole place, I just remember growing up here and being, look, everywhere you went,
people were painting Suns logos on their fence.
On their cars.
Yeah, on their cars.
Cars were fucking painted.
Painted.
Unbelievable.
Businesses were painting their buildings with Suns logos.
It was nuts.
That was when my mom had just moved out here.
And I remember being like, whoa, they're really into the Suns.
On Central, that guy that painted that whole brick fence yeah he just took
it down like two years ago i remember that he had like the logo from 1991 or some shit it was weird
just painted it brown like a year ago it was a big deal and broke all of our hearts so uh he's
an all-star that year pippin as well makes 3 million 425 000 bucks i'm gonna say this it's a weird thing to say but grace really
i'm gonna say grace for a reason just because this is kind of when the next year his reputation
takes a kind of a hit and then he starts being in the like mr tabloid after that so this was like
the last year where people were still considering him he had a great backup quarterback syndrome
there's a weird thing that people have and they have it He had a great backup quarterback syndrome.
There's a weird thing that people have,
and they have it with everything,
of a backup quarterback syndrome.
And a perfect example is in the 1990s,
the Dolphins had Dan Marino, and their backup quarterback was Scott Mitchell,
who's a 6'7", left-handed pile of shit
that can throw a ball once in a while.
And he went to detroit he went to
detroit got a big contract because when marino was injured for a couple games scott mitchell
looked half decent ah so he looked half decent so everyone in miami started saying let's shit
can marino this scott mitchell guy looks like the shit and then detroit gives him a big contract
and we see what happens he's not damn marino jimmy garoppolo yeah there you go there's a backup well he went to the super bowl so he that's his first year
would you call that a super bowl appearance first year he went all the way to the super bowl it
looked like second still the first year as a starter he goes to the second that's right yeah
still though he was hurt for pretty close five games yeah still pretty close to it fucks porn
starts like a fucking well he's a handsome guy handsome guy
apparently he throws some bedroom Olympics down he's whipping some cock left and right so that's
fine for him so yeah but it's it's different though there's a backup quarterback syndrome
where people will see somebody that they don't get to see often enough or think that they're
not getting the chance so they'll think that they must be great right because I saw one little flash
so if that extrapolated into more obviously it's just going to be too late.
So that's kind of where it was with Jordan and Pippen,
where there was a lot of people who would still say that,
I think Pippen's a better player.
There was literally people that would say that.
Oh, boy.
You know what I mean?
And that sort of thing.
So he still had that, like, oh, he's in Michael's shadow,
and everyone felt bad for him and shit like that.
Well, 93-94 is when Jordan takes off.
Oh, you got your chance, Scotty.
Yeah, he decides to go play
baseball for a year and it's scotty's team and we'll find out at the end of it kind of what
what this entailed and really hurt his reputation among people for a long time uh he says scotty
says about jordan leaving quote i missed him as a teammate when he left he taught me a lot but
mostly it was fun in practice that changed after
he left i loved competing against him trying to beat him although i'll admit most of the time he
got the best of me but it was such a challenge to stop a spectacular player like that you know if
you want to practice your d i guess michael jordan's the guy to do it on so on not bad he said
quote it wasn't much fun after that i never wanted to be michael jordan although i would like to trade
bank accounts i'm comfortable with who i am i came in during an era of legends michael charles carl
malone david robinson players in the league players the league promoted i was not one of
those players and i got where i am by playing i'm proud of that yeah which is true he wasn't one of
the kind of commercial guys of the nba it's a great point yeah remember those pippin shoes no
no exactly he had shoes but they were they weren't jordan's and they were kind of ugly yeah they guys of the NBA. That's a great point. Yeah. Remember those Pippen shoes? No. No, exactly.
He had shoes, but they weren't Jordans.
And they were kind of ugly.
Yeah, they weren't.
They weren't great.
No, it wasn't a popular shoe.
Yeah.
It just wasn't.
Now they're pretty cool because it's nostalgic, but it wasn't a great shoe then.
At the time, they weren't cool.
Like, oh, I got those Pippens.
No one was saying that.
I liked the Barkley Air Maxes.
They were cool.
Anyway, a former coach said, quote,
I'll watch Scottie even today and even before Michael came back.
He'd be going down court late in a game and looking to find someone.
Scottie is not the kind of player to make winning shots, game-winning plays,
but he was always more unselfish than Michael.
If I were on the floor, I'd want to play with a guy like Pippen more than Jordan,
but the perception always runs ahead on the floor, I'd want to play with a guy like Pippen more than Jordan. But the perception was always the perception always runs ahead of the reality.
And Michael was the guy always perceived as hitting that winning shot and Scotty not doing it.
But Scotty would set him up for it.
Scotty would draw a guy and then fucking kick it to him.
That's what I mean.
Scotty would be there.
So I also say that because January 20th, 1994, and this is in the middle of his first year when a lot of
pressure all eyes on him championship team in his lap on his shoulders I should say January 20th
1994 in the middle of this season uh it's about uh what is it 1 30 in the morning uh here a patrol
officer noticed an illegally parked car here in Chicago and uh Pippin here comes out of pj clark's restaurant and told the
officer that it was his car it's a it's a black 94 four-door range rover with the license plate
says s pippin da pip da pip so the pip um he said that his car was in a locked position and it could
not be moved i don't know how that would work exactly.
I can move it.
You can move your car, right?
Is there a boot on it?
Yeah.
It's smoked.
I've got, you know, it's a $40,000 option.
I don't know if the parking brake was stuck because that's what it seems like because it says the officer entered the car trying to free the wheel from the locked position.
Oh, okay.
I was looking at something.
I don't know what it was.
But the cop noticed what appeared to be a weapon between the front seat and the console.
Fucking idiot.
They pull out a fully loaded 380 handgun holding seven rounds there.
So not terrific.
Not supposed to have in Chicago there.
So they arrest him and they bring him to the district.
He's charged with unlawful use of a weapon.
It's a misdemeanor.
He was registered to own the gun, but they can't carry the weapon.
He's not registered to carry this weapon.
There, he posts a $100 cash bond at 2.20 in the morning and is released here.
He'll also have to pay a $500 impoundment charge, $115
tow charge as well, because
his car was taken to the city auto
impound where the wheel was just
fine when you put it up on a flatbed and drag it.
It'll go.
So, yeah, that night
he scored 15 points and he
went over the bullets and got arrested.
So, yeah, that's what happens there.
Now, the NRA
takes this, the National Rifle Association, if you're not from America, who
is a highly political group.
If you're a gun owner, you know this because they try to say like, oh, we represent all
gun owners.
No, you don't.
They don't at all.
You represent about 3% of gun owners and they're the crazy ones.
So, they're not like, we think people should go out and shoot guns with their kids or hunt
for food or things like that.
They're like, we think.
Now, hear me out now.
I think just because, let's say you had a rough upbringing, right?
Let's say you had a rough upbringing and you shot say 27 people in a walmart right let's
just say that happened now you go to prison you do your time you come out why shouldn't you be
allowed an assault rifle like everybody else says it in the goddamn constitution yeah that's that's
the type of obviously that's a hypothetical but that's the type of insanity the nra does and that
is not political if you say it is oh god i
will call you so many fucking names on twitter and tell you to fuck your mother no shut up it's
political i don't hear benefit hugely financially it's just a business organization especially to
try to yeah national tragedy yeah because then people go buy guns and register to be nra members
and that's how our membership goes up their whole whole lobby is, yeah, give money to people, give money to politicians to get rid of all gun laws as many as possible so they can sell.
It's not because of freedom or because of the Constitution.
It's so they can sell more guns.
It's because it makes a lot of money.
Yeah, that's who runs is a gun.
Yeah, a lot of money.
Gun companies are involved in that.
So just know that.
Okay.
The wait is over.
So far, you're not losing.
The only thing you're losing is my patience.
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So he says, though, this is not on the up and up todd vandermeer later on 20 years later by the way when trying to say how great that you know people should be allowed to have guns
regular people he brings up scotty pippen as an example 20 years later he says the question you
have to go back to are people like scotty pippen the kind of people we want to be putting in jail for three years?
And it's the first-time offender issue that they still haven't got their heads wrapped around.
So he brings up that, what if they put Scotty Pippen in three years, in jail for three years?
If he breaks a law, then, yeah, put him in jail for three years.
Yeah, we'll talk about it.
That charge ends up getting dismissed.
The gun charge, because they end up calling it an illegal search because he wasn't in there searching the vehicle officially he just saw it but it was in
plain sight so loophole that's when you have a good lawyer shit happens like that if you got
caught with that that would be i'm gonna go to jail you're going to jail for three years or
whatever the fucking fine fine or something yeah so uh this 93 94 season they do finish 55 and 27
so he holds it together.
First round, they sweep to Cavs in the playoffs and then lose to the Knicks in seven games that year.
That was the year the Knicks lost to the Rockets because John Starks wouldn't stop shooting fucking three-pointers, you little shitbag.
But don't worry, you guys lost to the best team in the NBA that year.
Pippen's also MVP of the All-Star Game this year.
Good for him.
What he does also is he starts a big rumor about a trade that he's being traded.
He later on admitted that he started the rumor.
Really?
That he's being traded, because he wanted a trade at this point.
He was pissed.
He wanted to go to the West Coast.
He was basically saying any West Coast team or Western conference,
He was basically saying any West Coast team or Western conference, he said that he fabricated a big deal that he was going to go to the Suns
for Dan Marley and Wesley Person and a couple people like that.
He did this.
He did this because everybody knew that Jerry Krause, the GM, really liked Dan Marley.
So that was believable.
And so, yeah, he did the whole thing, though, just to be a – he wanted out, basically, there.
So this series against the Knicks, I don't know if you guys – this is the thing that kind of hurt his reputation.
In game three, Pippen refused to come into the game for the last 1.8 seconds.
He was mad that the play that got drawn up wasn't a shot for him, so he said, I'm not going in.
Unbelievable.
And he sat there, and the last shot ended up going to kukok uh but he fucking sat out with his arms
crossed pissed off about it which really just hurt his it was the opposite of what people thought of
him as like an unselfish player and he's like it's not my shot no i'm not going in my team this is
some little league shit like you don't do that in the conference finals.
That's stupid.
But he did it, and it hurt his rep a little bit.
But he does make $3,075,000 that year, so good for him.
1994, he has twin daughters with a model girlfriend of his, Sonia Roby is her name.
Twin daughters, Taylor and Tyler.
Problem is, this is sad,
nine days after they're born,
Tyler dies. Little Tyler
dies. Yeah, little twin girls and one of them
dies, which is horribly sad.
I can't imagine. That is fucking
yeah, like it's
crazy sad. That's like
incalculably sad.
Taylor would later go on to play volleyball at Southern Illinois University,
the same place where the director of Stevie went.
No kidding.
Absolutely.
The whole Stevie.
He's got a Southern Illinois hat on.
That's where he went.
94-95.
So she went to school near Stevie.
Think about that.
Around the time.
What's going on?
94-95, this team.
They finished 47-35
that year.
3-1,
they beat the Hornets
in the first round.
That was the Larry Johnson,
Alonzo Horning,
Hornets,
Hornets,
Hornets,
there.
They lose to the Magic
that year.
That was after
Horace Grant left.
Horace Grant had
an amazing series
for the Magic.
They had Penny and Shaq
and that was supposed to be the Magic's big anointing.
And they got crushed by the fucking, by the Sonics, I believe.
Or not the Sonics, the Rockets that year.
Because they were rough.
Scotty leads the NBA in steals this year.
Really?
So he's a great defender.
He's such a great defender.
I didn't know he led the league.
Fuck yeah.
He's an all-star that year
two million two hundred twenty five thousand dollars he makes he's doing great and this is
really when no pip no tip and pippin is really becoming into the kicking and people from chicago
know that really like i told you know my wife sarah she's her and her family are from chicago
and said we're doing scotty pippin and uh. And she was on the phone with her dad and she said, oh, James is doing Scottie Pippen
this week for Crime and Sports.
And she said, yeah, I remember no tipping Pippen.
And he goes, oh, man, I haven't heard that in so long.
Wow, that's hilarious.
I haven't heard that nickname in a long time.
Everybody knows it.
Everyone knew it.
Charles Barkley says about Scottie Pippen and Michael Jordan, for that matter, quote,
there's nobody cheaper than Scottie Pippen and Michael Jordan, for that matter, quote, there's nobody cheaper than Scottie Pippen and Michael Jordan.
Oh, yeah.
Jordan is cheap.
I always give homeless people money and he will always slap my hand and tell me if they
can ask you for spare change, they can say, welcome to McDonald's.
Can I help you, please?
Which you're Michael Jordan, dude.
Michael Jordan is hawking McDonald's in the time when he's lecturing somebody.
Yeah. jordan dude michael jordan is hawking mcdonald's in the time when he's lecturing somebody yeah
he's like by the way i like your shoes but i'd like to put you in a pair of these are you thirsty
because i have some gatorade and how are you underwear fitting you my hands i think will do
better wow yeah he even how cheap is that go work at mcdonald's because i sell for them dude that's that is disgusting that's horrible like
he would hate me yeah because i'm all i'm fucking i'm always giving homeless people money and he
would fucking hate me i will give a homeless man i don't care granted if it it depends
but there are factors that play there are factors but if like if i see the same guy on the same
off ramp of the same freeway for six months with a sign that says stranded.
No, you're not, motherfucker.
If you're over 50, I'm giving you money.
Yeah.
Because you don't belong out there.
That's one thing.
But also, level with me.
What happened?
What happened?
How bad was it?
Tell me a story.
Earn five bucks.
You want to be even more honest?
Yeah.
You want me to be even more honest?
I don't even know how this will be interpreted.
I will give black people money every fucking time. I won't give white homeless people shit unless they're like 60 years
old why is that i'm just i'm like i'm not saying it's right or wrong i might be it might be some
considered some form of racism it might be but i'll but i will not i'll give you a verification
of reason for that justification for that to be accurate
if you ask a white guy his story unequivocally he will say he lost his job and can't get one
you ask a black guy he'll be like i don't know i like drugs that's what maybe they're much more
i don't know i'm not asking any questions so for me i'm just like i don't know i just figure well
first of all we live in arizona so i'm like yo it's fucking hot i would hate to be black in the
sun imagine it so right away please go get something that's cool cool first go get something I don't know. I just figure, well, first of all, we live in Arizona. So I'm like, yo, it's fucking hot. I would hate to be black in the sun.
I couldn't imagine it.
So right away, please go get something that's cool first.
Go get something.
Go hide somewhere.
But second, I don't know what it is.
I guess that's sort of racist in a weird way.
But I won't.
It's funny.
I'm like, fuck you.
I can do it.
You should be able to.
I don't know what it is.
No, it's just a matter of like. You know what? That's a great point, too. I don't know what it should be able to i don't know what it is no it's just a matter of like
you know what that's a great point i don't know what it's i'm not black so it's like i feel like
there's a certain and people are gonna be like oh yeah everybody has equal everybody has
opportunities and all that but it's just something in my head where i'm like i feel like you've had
it harder i don't know probably true i feel like you've had less opportunities i'm gonna give you
a dollar instead of him if they're over 30 that's a true fact yeah people act like oh don't give it to them if you if they can say that they can ask for it's three dollars
what are you what are you requiring out of this person for three dollars that they have to fucking
prove to you yeah it's three fucking dollars shut up you're not offering them a fucking trust fund
that'd be one thing but christ almighty i do like to hear a story though from a homeless man
sometimes i'm just like i'll listen if they don't like tell me a story how to happen and then they'll start and
i'll be like ah that's enough here's 10 bucks yeah that's i'm sad already i'm already sad here
you go out of here st louis that guy he was about 75 that old homeless guy that came up yeah yeah
and i was like yeah i gave him 40 or something i was like here just take because i was what we or something. I was like, here, just take it.
It was what we were going to tip the staff.
And they were such fucking assholes to him.
I told them to go fuck themselves.
You're lucky we did the show.
Those people, and we're good tippers.
That was bullshit.
Rather give it to this guy.
He was so excited.
What did he say, Jimmy?
Do you remember?
I don't remember.
He said, this is like six meals at McDonald's.
Oh, God, yes.
That's what he said.
He goes, this is like six meals at McDonaldcdonald's man they're like dude don't
say don't piss that away at mcdonald's thank you and go get drunk yeah but he was like for real
wanted mcdonald's yeah he goes this is like six meals at mcdonald's his eyes were like yes i've
seen so many of them cry too because like yeah there was a lady at our show in north carolina
where a woman asked for money she gave her a hundred dollar bill wow that's nice and the woman like started hugging her and shit and i was like
ah that hug is how much can i give you where you're happy but you won't touch me
where's the where's the where's the fine line because if you give too much the motherfuckers
will hug you and you're like hey listen i didn't ask for that i want you to be great but i also
don't want tb so can we fucking not hug, please?
I'd like you to eat for a while, maybe shower and feel good about yourself.
That'd be great.
Not at the expense of my health.
That's right.
That's how this coronavirus started.
Somebody gave a hug.
They just were like.
So they also asked Barkley about tipping.
Yeah.
And Barkley says, quote, I think it's important when you're successful.
The waiter, the waitress, the blackjack dealers, they work extremely hard and they don't get a great salary. about tipping yeah and barkley says quote i think it's important when you're successful the waiter
the waitress the blackjack dealers they work extremely hard and they don't get a great salary
couldn't agree more yeah the more successful you are the more you should tip again i fucking agree
i truly believe that i never went overboard i've tipped 25 000 before i won about 700 000
at blackjack you have to tip so you 700,000 through the blackjack dealer,
25 grand as a tip for fucking,
which is amazing.
Can you imagine being that dealer for a night?
If you work the high roller tables,
that happens.
If someone wins a lot,
they throw you a piece.
That's what it is.
That's how you,
that's if they're,
if they're a Vegas regular,
that's how you do it.
That way everyone knows it.
So cool.
I probably should have tipped more to be
honest with you is what he said about that probably should have gave 10 you know he said quote i think
that's why woods and jordan are rich they don't tip that's their secret to being rich they don't
tip cheap fucks that's disgusting it's it is disgusting scotty at this point spends a lot of
spends his summers in arkansas a lot he runs a basketball camp at Conway near the university there of Central Arkansas.
They asked him what he'd like to do after he retires, and he said, just relax.
Maybe five years, sit around, go back home and hang around.
Just wants to do that.
When he signed his first contract, he wanted to buy his mother a new home, and she refused to move.
She wouldn't move out of their
house she said i have a house i don't need a house well at least let me fix it nope so there's no way
that place is nice so what he did was he bought most of the land around their house and had a
bunch of ditches covered up and landscaped the area and built several houses for family members
there you go and created a neighborhood park park. He built a subdivision.
He called it Scotty Town, Arkansas.
Yeah.
He basically made a subdivision for his family in rural Arkansas.
One of his agents here said, quote,
when you go down there in the summer,
it's almost like a southern picnic every day.
There's kids all over playing ball and barbecuing.
He kind of redid the whole area, and he feels comfortable there.
He said he trusts the people there.
They don't want anything from him,
and he likes the pace of it, which makes sense.
I bet that's true.
It feels great.
He does want more money, though.
This is when he's starting to feel these contracts.
And we'll talk about the difference in salaries here.
He says, quote, I never complained about my salary,
but they always said when Michael was here
the best player would be paid the most.
That's what they told him. Like, hey, you're not going to get
what Mike gets. He's better than you.
That didn't happen when he left.
Tony being here never bothered me,
Tony Kukos. I just always
was speaking out about the situation.
You're not going to tell me that Phil Jackson is going to
let assistant coach Jimmy Rogers come
in here and make more money than he does.
Jerry Krause is in love with Tony and has always been praising him like he's Magic Johnson, the greatest year or the greatest European player.
Then he's going to go around saying that I told him to sign Ron Harper.
I told them to resign Horace.
Things happen in life.
I always feel so you can see now so you can see how to handle them.
I think people in Chicago like me and they understand me,
why I wouldn't take the ball in the playoffs, my feelings about Kraus.
I'm sure they can understand why I wanted out of there.
They wouldn't want to be at a job with people they didn't like if they felt so underpaid.
The highest qualified people you have should be paid the most.
That's just what's right.
Okay, fair.
Athletics, absolutely is you're
drawing people it's a matter of that uh 1995 he gets engaged uh to yvette de leon is her name
um that's not the mother of taisha and tyler or whatever what was the other baby no no we'll talk
uh taylor taylor and taylor taylor no those were two different women by the way taylor and tyler
taylor and the and antron right from two different women this is another one here and there's more don't worry
uh yeah she was an insurance underwriter who was attending graduate school at northwestern
university so she's pretty smart girl yeah there when she met scotty pippen she said she never
heard of him at the time stop it she said quote i've heard of i'd heard of michael jordan
but i didn't uh but i did have trouble at first with why so many people admired them as celebrities
she just didn't know about sports and didn't get it basically and in 1991 that was still not like
now where there was they were still big heroes but it was it was kind of a new thing for sports
people to be the biggest people in the world. They were on the phone all the time.
They talked for like years, but without really being together.
They would.
This was from like 91 to 95.
They would just talk and talk on the phone and she would move and he would move and they never really got together.
She says, quote, I think maybe for a change.
He enjoyed doing the pursuing.
She says, you you know that's
basically that she was after why doesn't this bitch want me why i don't get it it's crazy i'm
scotty i can't hook up with her but she she had her own thing going on they have a daughter in
1995 so they were fucking oh they're fucking yeah man in 1995 they have a daughter named sierra
so that's another kid for Scotty.
May 21st, 1995, there's a little bit of a rough night here.
About 8.15, the police are called to his house here.
He is charged with domestic battery after Yvette accuses him of grabbing her and pushing her into a car and hurting her like that.
He's charged with that.
He's charged with a simple battery as well. He posted a hundred dollar bond on release because she didn't require medical attention
but she still had the cops called and came and drug away after he i've never bounced a woman
off a car i've never put my hands on so that's what i mean i've never i've never done that so
you can say it's not that big of a deal but i've never done that and i've been and i'm divorced
yeah you know what i mean so are you
there were plenty of fights where you know it's i'm sure it would have felt great but it's not
a matter of something you can actually do she slapped me awake i didn't punch her that night
yeah i think that's the first time that i've ever had a certain inkling yeah yeah like i like i
should be able to fight back if i'm slapped in the face i don't even realize that it's a woman i don't even know why i start swinging back and i didn't do it like like karen
pointing the gun in henry hill's face hey karen it's all right let's calm down you're doing this
punches it hits her off the fuck's wrong with you i gotta have to worry about on the street I got to come home for this. Karen.
Sorry.
So, yeah, apparently his attorney, though, says it called it a, quote, mundane argument.
Interesting.
Where he pushed her. His attorney is Sheldon Zenner, added that the case wouldn't even have been noticed if Pippen were in a media figure.
It's ridiculous, he says.
This is silly.
It was in public, man.
Yeah. here uh it's ridiculous he says this is silly public man yeah but he says quote it was a very
mundane commonplace silly kind of thing that couples argue about every day they got angry
and voices were raised um let's see uh pippin went to the garage to cool off and she tried to
talk to him that's when she says that pippin pushed her uh apparently uh scotty says that pip that she
threatened to call the police and pippin said go ahead and that's what she did and uh the lawyer
also said quote pippin's never done anything like this before he has uh he has ever has he ever
argued with his fiancee before yeah i expect so but there's never been an argument that's resulted
in any kind of police interaction okay but you bounced a woman off a car and he doesn't even really deny that.
No.
He just says it's not a big deal.
Go talk to the cops about it.
Kind of a big deal.
I'm sorry.
Like just as a character thing.
Yeah.
Don't bounce a woman off a car.
You're probably much bigger than her.
Very much bigger than her.
Right.
Something tells me that Scotty wasn't like, I like a bigger woman.
Right.
You get like a three 50.
Like I doubt it.
Something I can't bounce.
Yeah.
He tells me he likes tiny, skinny women.
Models, James.
Yeah.
Who just had children, by the way.
So May 24th, I said.
I got between the two of them.
1995.
Scotty is in court for paternity here.
Scotty's been ordered to pay $10,000 to a former girlfriend over this.
This is Sonia Roby over the one-year-old, at that point, Taylor.
DNA test as Scotty was paying money and said he was the father,
and then when they broke up, decided he wasn't the father anymore.
DNA test showed 99.9% probability that he is the father there.
And the forehead on Taylor. Yeah. Come on. Look at the father there and uh head on taylor yeah come on look at look
at the easter island skull wild nose jesus christ the uh pippin she named the kid pippin as the last
name and uh they they asked they said why since scotty hasn't admitted paternity and uh the lawyer
her lawyer said quote you can name your child anything you want so okay great point she's asking payments of eleven thousand five hundred dollars a
month from him for one kid it's a little steep uh she said that uh the daughter deserves a lifestyle
equal to that of his current daughter with his fiancee so 11,500 a month jesus that's 1995 oh my god that's a lot
uh 95 here also december 7th 1995 he goes to court for this again uh this one he is uh
jesus christ he fuck okay he's gonna get me it's uh it's five,000 a month here in child support.
This is to represent the Sierra child with the Yvette woman that broke up with him
after he bounced her off a car.
And she wants five grand a month.
She wants five grand in child support.
He initially disputed he was the father of the twins
born there,
and then it ended up that he is the twins. So he admitted to being the father of the twins uh born there and then you know it ended up that
he is the twins so uh he admitted to being the father in a court deposition and uh blood test
also showed he was the father the the his attorney says quote scotty has admitted that he is the
father and it's just a matter of working out the details they split up like i said after the
domestic charges which by the way ended up being dropped dropped in July after DeLeon, the woman, refused to testify against him.
So they ended up dropping him.
She's trying to get child support.
She's trying to get some amicable child support out of him.
She's like, I didn't press charges.
You're doing this shit, God damn it, making me take you to court.
Yeah, she brought it up.
So now he's got two paternities there.
And also he has the other kid from Antron, from Karen.
Oh, boy.
Provision of the settlement between Roby and Pippin requires that its provisions remain confidential there.
However, it includes a requirement that Pippin pay monthly child support to her until the child's 18 and deposit money in a trust fund on the child's behalf.
So, yes. You're talking about, I mean mean over 18 years that's like two million oh yeah yeah kids don't cost that much
watch your dick there what the fuck all right 95 96 this is the 72 and 10 season the bulls go
that's insane uh they sweep the heat they beat the shit out of the Knicks. They beat the magic. They sweep them.
All this for the Sonics to be the
sacrificial lambs there. That was a
fun Sonics team, too. You had your Kemp
and Schrempf
and Peyton. That was a fun
one. He's an all-star
that year, Scottie Pippen, and at the
ceremony for this, I remember
this very clearly, he was selected as one of
the 50 greatest players
in nba history really by the nba yeah they did their big top 50 all-time ceremony and he is in
there that's in 95 he's in the top 50 i would say that's a stretch today it's tough yeah it's pretty
it's a stretch then maybe he's like 46 yeah oh he's definitely not in the top 10 or anything
he's not in there but he's he's damn good he's certainly recognizable he's definitely not in the top 10 or anything. He's not in there, but he's damn good. He's certainly recognizable.
He made $2,925,000 that year.
He hasn't even made $15 million.
Nope. He said, I really like Chicago. I couldn't have gone to a big city like New York, but in the suburbs, it's small, like in Chicago.
I can go fix my car, get a sandwich at a place like the Hoagie Hut, quiet places where
no one expects me to be. I've always wanted to be successful, something special. So I have to say
this is the greatest thing that happened to me. I sometimes feel bad about it when you do get
special privileges. Like when I call a restaurant, even if it's crowded, I get right in. It's just
that you do get people always coming up to you. So I learned when I'm in a bad mood, I just stay
home. I feel mostly
that people have welcomed me in Chicago and I can just get on my boat in the summer, stop at Navy
Pier for lunch, sit around and relax with my brothers, people who don't perceive me as a
basketball player. Yet I know that's how I'll be known. I feel I'm a complete player and that's
what I'm most proud of. But right now I still feel like my future's on the bubble of being where I'm
going to be, with what team, doing what. but no matter what i can deal with it that's the
way it's always been for me just deal with it and move on what a statement jesus christ i'll just
cruise around you know stop it stop in on my boat have a hoagie hut do my thing the fuck are you
talking about jesus christ what a lifestyle so he settles in july 96 for sierra's
child support settles that uh deal his lawyer says uh uh he's taking care of the child he loves the
child he visits with the child on a regular basis he's a good father they're like scotty it's worth
more to you to pay and not look like a dick for endorsements basically uh he said even that pippin
and daily own aren't engaged anymore but they're very amicable now as well.
She withdrew the domestic battery charge.
Everything's fine.
Everybody's happy here.
Now, 1996, he's on the Dream Team again.
This is Dream Team 2, which is also a pretty goddamn.
This gets overshadowed.
But when you hear this lineup, you go, ooh, man. It's good.
You add Michael Jordan to that, that's pretty similar.
Barkley, Penny Hardaway, who's nasty, Grant Hill, Carl Malone, Reggie Miller, Shaq, Olajuwon,
Gary Payton, Scotty Pippen, Mitch Richmond, David Robinson, John Stockton.
That's 96?
That's 96.
Where did that one go?
Gold.
Where at, though?
Atlanta. Atlanta, that's right. Yeah, it's 96? That's 96. Where did that one go? Gold. Where at, though? Atlanta.
Atlanta, that's right.
Richard Jewell Olympics.
This is an amazing team. I mean, it doesn't have the killers like
your Magic and your Bird and your
Jordan, who are just, you know, straight
murderers out there. Pretty fucking good. Pretty fucking
good, though. And they crush and win a gold
medal, obviously. Scotty averages 11 a game.
Also appears in ER that year. Really? In season good though and they crush and win a gold medal obviously scotty averages 11 a game also appears
in er that year really in season two uh it's the episodes called baby shower i don't know i think
he appeared as himself because er set in chicago oh so maybe that would be george clooney kill him
on accident doing surgery i think he was a pediatrician in that show okay yeah that's all
i remember about it big-headed i don't remember Big-headed weird baby. I can't save your baby, Scotty.
I'm sorry.
Did George Clooney do a paternity test on him?
I think he did.
Let me swab your cheek there, champ.
So, 96-97.
And this, by the way, last year and this year, Jordan's back.
So that's why they're winning 72 games this year.
69-13.
They beat the Bullets, Hawks, and Heat in the playoffs and go on.
This was a good series too
against the Jazz in six games it's a pretty good series because you have Stockton and Malone and
then Jordan and Pippen those were like you kind of always wanted them to meet and see what would
happen Stockton Malone uh Byron Russell yeah yeah he was the one that Jordan pushed off of and uh
this was a real good team Jordan was a dirty ass a dirty-ass player, too. Everybody was, so that's fine. But he was just pretending he wasn't.
Hornacek was there.
Yeah, yeah, Hornacek was there.
Antoine Carr was their center.
Really?
I remember.
Oh, they had Ostertag.
Big Country was there, yeah.
No, no, no, that's Bryant Reeves.
Oh, that's, yeah, you're right.
Ostertag's the other flat-topped white guy who can't play.
Interchangeable, that's true.
Interchangeable.
He's an All-Star that year again.
Makes $2,250,000.
Definitely underpaid. Yeah. And we're going to get into that in a second here uh this is the season where everybody's talking about this is going to be the last year of chicago the next
year 97 98 going to be the last year and uh this is the year pippen had purposely delayed off-season
surgery so he couldn't so his summer wouldn't be fucked up by rehab.
He literally said, I'm not letting it fuck up my summer.
It was his knee, right? Yeah. So it pushed it,
but it also made it so he couldn't play
in the beginning of the season. Asshole. Yeah, so that's
the type of stuff where Pippen and I got a bad reputation.
And apparently it stirred
an effort by Jerry
Krause, the GM, to trade Scotty
Pippen, who then said
he wanted to be traded as well.
So you want to trade me?
I want to trade you.
You can't trade me.
You can trade you all.
Right.
Trade this whole team.
Did he go to Portland?
We'll talk here.
He gets married that year to Larsa Yunan, and Larsa ends up being on Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills and being really good friends with Kim Kardashian.
Really?
She's known for that.
Now, interesting here.
He doesn't get any contract renegotiation, but he ends up coming back anyway for 97-98,
where they beat the Nets, the Hornets, and the Pacers in the playoffs,
and then beat the Jazz 4-2 in the finals.
Again, same series pretty much.
Makes $2,775,000.
Not bad.
Still underpaid.
$97,098.
That's ridiculous.
That's the end of your life, too.
Yeah.
I mean.
Well, here's the thing.
Here is the salaries of other people that year.
Michael Jordan's salary is number one in the league.
$33,140,000.
That could have been made 2.7 yeah oh jesus i mean he's better
than him but he's not 15 times better than him it's like that's silly you know what i'm saying
without him is it's not the same it's right yeah patrick ewing is number two with 20 million 500
000 so this isn't guys making six million and he's making 2 million. Guys are making tens of millions
of dollars and he is making under 3.
The disparity between 1 and 2 is
10 million dollars? Oh, Horace
Grant, who went to Orlando,
14,285,714 dollars.
That's number
3 in the league? Number 3 in the league.
Shaq is 4, because that's
when Shaq went and signed with the Lakers for big money,
because he was pissed that Ho Grant made more money than him.
$12,857,000.
David Robinson, $12,397,000.
Alonzo Mourning, $11,254,000.
Jawan Howard, $11,250,000.
Get the fuck out of here.
Jawan Howard.
Wow.
Hakeem Olajuwon, $11,000,000.
Gary Payton, $10,500,000.
Dikembe Mutombo, $9,500,000. Reggie Miller, $9,000,000. Chris Webber, $9,000,000. Sean Kemp, $8, $11 million. Gary Payton, $10.5 million. Dikembe Mutombo, $9.5 million.
Reggie Miller, $9 million.
Chris Weber, $9 million.
Sean Kemp, $8.6 million.
Larry Johnson, $8.4 million.
Derek Coleman, $8 million.
Oh, boy.
Kevin Johnson, $8 million.
And he was fucking not great anymore.
Is that the highest paid Suns player?
Probably at the time.
$8 million?
Latrell Sprewell, $7.7 million.
Penny Hardaway, $7.5 million.
Eldon Campbell, $7 million. hardaway seven and a half eldon
campbell seven million dollars so i mean this we're gonna get into guys that he is way but
danny manning 6.8 alan houston six million dollars robert ory six million dollars a fucking six man
jesus christ sean bradley grant hill otis thorpe glenn robinson clyde Drexler, Steve Smith, Sean Elliott, Dale Davis, Jason Kidd,
Carl Malone, John Starks, A.C. Green, Christian fucking Leitner.
A.C. Green is making more money than Scotty Phevin.
Christian Leitner makes $5 million.
Kenny Anderson, John Stockton.
How about that?
Christian Leitner, and it's not even close.
Not even close.
John Stockton only made $5 million.
Like I said, he was the most underpaid.
Brian Grant, Vlade Divac, Tim Hardaway, Glenn Rice, Harvey Grant, Jim Jackson, Charles Smith,
Tony Kukoc, Ron Harper.
Ron fucking Harper's making more than him.
He can't even say what he makes.
John Hot Rod Williams makes more than him.
Unbelievable. Antonio Davis, Dennis Robbins, Jamal Mashburn, Kendall Gill, Sherman Douglas, Billy Owens,
Isaiah Ryder, Jeff Hornacek is making more than him, Tyrone Hill, Mark Price, Vin Baker,
Bison Dele, Bryant Stith, Ronnie Cycli, Nick Anderson, Rick Smiths, Danny Ferry, Donyell
Marshall, PJ Brown, Walt Williams, Stanley Roberts, Brian Shaw, Lionel Cummings, Del
Curry, Steph's dad, Chris fucking Gatling,
Lafonso Ellis, Olden Polonies, Calbert Chaney, Jim McElvain.
Jim McElvain.
Sounds like a NASCAR driver.
He looks like a big, tall, white goof.
Yeah.
Derek McKee, fucking Stoigo, I can't remember how to pronounce that guy's name. Stojankovic?
No, no.
Stojankovic?
No, it's not that guy.
It's Varenkovic or some shit.
Bobby Hurley.
Bobby Hurley.
Yeah, white chocolate.
No, that's Jason Williams.
Bobby Hurley was barely put together again from a fucking horrible car accident.
The two of them were interchangeable.
Yeah, except Jason Williams turned out to be better because Bobby Hurley got in a horrible car accident.
Bobby Hurley's a coach now.
Yeah.
Sharon Wright, Nate McMillan, Wes Pearson,
Dee Brown, Anthony Mason, Rod Strickland,
Dana Barrow, Sam Perkins, Lloyd Vaught,
Detlef Schrempf, fucking Ken Norman,
Mahmoud Abdul-Raouf, Robert Pack,
Mark Jackson, Luke Longley.
Robert Pack. Robert Pack, Luke Longley. Robert Pack.
Robert Pack.
Made more money.
Luke Longley, Joe Smith, Allen Iverson, Hersey Hawkins, Chris fucking Childs.
They got him from Canada.
Chris Morris, Avery Johnson, Mitch Richmond, Chris Mills, Joe Dumar, Mookie Blaylock.
That's three million.
And then we get into, yeah, even less here.
Chris Mullen,is scott lamon
murray bobby phill's antonio mcdice brian brian russell of the jazz charles oakley poo richardson
there he is poo goddamn poo dan marley stacy augman clarence weatherspoon marcus gamby arman
gilliam michael williams scotty pippen wow there. There. And then Andrew Lang, Keith Van Horn right after him.
How many of those guys have money problems today, too?
Most.
Oh, yeah.
Unbelievable.
That's crazy, though.
I didn't get too long on the list, but you had to see how many people.
What is he, number 113?
He is 122.
Wow.
The 122nd best player.
Highest player.
Highest paid player, and he's 50 greatest of all time in the same fucking time period. So how does that work's 50 greatest of all time right in the same fucking
time period so how does that work greatest of all time there's 121 people the higher paid i'm not
even the 120th highest paid of right now how can i be 50 by his best of all time so uh yeah wow
you can imagine he wants out mind-blowing my yeah 98 99 is that year when the Bulls just dismantled. They gave everything away and said, fuck it, it's over.
It's going.
So Jordan was gone.
Rodman left.
This year, they keep pipping for half the season, though.
And then in January, January 22nd, 99, he's traded to the Houston Rockets for Roy Rogers and a burger to be named later.
Is that true?
It's a guy named Roy Rogers.
It's a foreword. Roy Rogers and Shirley Temple. And named later. Is that true? It's a guy named Roy Rogers. It's a foreword.
Roy Rogers and Shirley Temple.
And Shirley Temple.
Roy Rogers and Gene Autry.
They're up for it.
Oh, boy, oh, boy.
Yeah, they trade him for a second round.
Roy Rogers and a second round draft pick,
which turned out to be Jake Voskal.
So he signs a five-year, $67.2 million contract with the Rockets.
He played for Houston.
Oh, yeah.
He played for years for Houston.
Well, I don't even see that in my head.
Not for years, actually.
It was a quick little thing.
Let's talk about it.
You didn't know that Roy Rogers for a boy is called a Shirley Temple for a boy?
Oh, okay.
It's the same thing.
I was going with the restaurant, the hamburger place.
I knew.
I was just trying to make a difference, though.
Yeah, yeah.
And then you were like, yeah, Roy Rogers and and and well then we went into the act and i was
like i hope he knows what i was doing but then i'm thinking of tv cowboys too and we went off
into another thing so it worked both ways should have been a cowboy jane what are you gonna do
so 98 99 rockets are 31 and 19 uh that's the strike shortened season as well there so uh
uh yeah the they lose in the first round
to the lakers in the playoffs scotty though he makes 11 mil so he's like i'm cool as fuck
to play 50 games as much as i've made in five years so great i'm in uh april 22nd 1999
uh it's about 1 30 in the morning. Yeah. And he apparently runs a red light, and he is stopped.
And they have to call in the DWI task force for him because they suspect that he's drunk.
He refuses to take a breathalyzer test there.
And then very, very badly flunks a field sobriety test afterwards.
And he's taken into custody and booked on suspicion of dui
and uh released the next day the uh they said he was cooperative besides refusing the breathalyzer
too drunk to not be he said no thank you yeah and they went no no he said no thank you i said
really thank you no um yeah he said uh the the rocket spokesperson person their silver haired
middle-aged white man tim Tim Frank, he said,
I don't have any kind of information about any trouble at all.
All I can tell you is that he was arrested.
I've not seen any of the documentation on this, so I prefer not to comment.
He said, I think we need to get all the facts before we start looking at team policy.
Sure.
Barkley at the time said, quote, because he was on this Rockets team.
He was.
They had Scotty, Barkley, and Ola he was on this rockets team he was they had scotty barkley
and elijah on on this team that's awesome all like the end of their careers but still to go
just to go see that would be like oh let's go see three hall of famers on the same team
and he says scotty is my teammate and i'm behind him 100 i'm sure he wasn't as shit-faced as i am
when i drive most of the time so it's fine at least there wasn't a hooker blowing him he didn't
say that he said i'm not i am i'm behind him 100 this is not armageddon it happened scotty pippen probably
wasn't the only person stopped last night scotty is a role model if all the kids grew up to be like
scotty the world would be a better place okay change his tune now huh fuck that yeah he said
scotty is a role model i'm not but he is listen to him is what he says it's not armageddon right
jesus christ scotty says quote i was not intoxicated when arrested after the game last night and i'm
confident the evidence will support me in the end he says uh no further comment you can ask my lawyer
if you need anything else um coach tom janovich said i'm hoping it wouldn't be a distraction
we're trying to make it we're not trying to make any assumptions it would be unfair to comment when
nothing's been established i'm sort of used to uh unexpected assumptions. It would be unfair to comment when nothing's been established.
I'm sort of used to unexpected things happening.
You just try not to lose your composure.
Speaking of unexpected things, Mazda, he is doing ads for Houston-area Mazda dealerships.
Really?
And they pull his ads off the TV once he gets arrested until it's resolved.
As far as the great car to drive when you're drunk.
It's got a good feature.
You know, swerve away from people and you won't hit them.
Because you're not going to see them with one eye closed.
You know, when you leave the turn signal on too long, this will turn.
This one makes noise until you turn it off.
So Scott, he's pissed.
It's like everybody's judging me now.
I'm sitting, this is fucked up.
Like, I come here here now i'm the center
point what the fuck man could have been just jordan gambled on some golf and that was a big
story and then everybody left me alone now this shit's happening this is bullshit i'm not happy
about it he literally is like i'm not i'm gonna fucking i'm not going outside you people can kiss
my ass i'm not gonna go out remember he said he likes to go to quiet places and shit he's beyond
that now so he's like, fuck it.
I'm going to stay home.
I don't care.
I'll make my house look nice.
That's all I give a shit about now.
I'm going to be comfortable in my own home.
He does.
He's sitting there.
He's indoors.
He stays indoors.
He wants to stay out of trouble.
He's weird, too, because he likes to spend money.
And so he decides he's going to completely redo his home.
And he hires someone to help him out.
And it's Dexter Manley. Of course it is. Interior decorator from New York City. And so he decides he's going to completely redo his home and he hires someone to help him out.
And it's Dexter Manley.
Of course it is.
Interior decorator from New York City.
And he says.
How is it you've come to arrive here?
Seriously.
Oh, my God.
You listen.
Listen, I've been watching you. I've been watching you.
You came from like, you're all like dirty as a child and like a little dirt on your
face. I'm like, it's so cute. You know, I used to say,
I like this story. I like it a lot. Then what
are you doing? What are you doing? You got guns?
You don't need a gun.
You're Scotty Pippen. You're a giant
person. What do you need a gun for? You're
bouncing women off of cars.
What is this? It's white trash, Scotty. I'm not going to off of cars. What is this? This is it's white trash, Scotty.
I'm not going to lie to you.
This this is white trash behavior.
It's white trash and I don't appreciate it.
No, no, you're not coming in.
You know, just tell him I'm interested.
He's six foot eight.
He could have more growing left in him.
He could be seven foot four by the time he's done.
He's from Arkansas.
He could be a hillbilly.
It's perfect.
Just ask him to try on these overalls.
Vince, I'm not.
I'm not.
He's not putting them on, Vince.
He has.
He's said no.
He's not interested.
Just ask him to take his shirt off and stand in front of the window.
I don't have to come in.
Vince, no.
I'm done.
I'm sorry, Scotty.
You're white trash.
I'm sorry about this. You know what? i'll give you my quote and i'll come back
another time sorry very poof and in a poof of purple glitter and feathered boas he's gone
and scotty is very very confused and he's like is he gonna do my shit or what i could use it
so october 2nd 1999 the rockets don't like what this has given his reputation in houston
they trade him to the trailblazers for stacy augman listen to this scotty pippen from the
rockets goes for stacy augman kelvin cato ed gray carlos rogers brian shaw and walt williams half a
team half a team six players yeah that's insane A bunch of salary cap clearances, basically.
1999-2000
with the Blazers.
59-23. That team finishes.
They do well, though.
They beat the Wolves in the playoffs.
They beat the Jazz in the playoffs.
And then in the Western Conference Finals, they lose
in seven games. To who?
To the Lakers. That was the Kobe Shaq Lakers.
Wow. But I mean, seven games. That was close. That was really close kobe shack lakers wow uh but i mean seven games that
was a that was close yeah it was really close cliff robinson's still there and rod strickland
and shit like that i think it was rod strickland who the hell would have been there oh christ on
the blazers at that time that was the other transitional only scotty pippen cliff maybe
cliff rob no cliff robinson was the sons then yeah yeah he was he was getting arrested here
yeah and then shipped out jesus i can't think, but it was a garbage-ass team.
It was decent, apparently.
I mean, it was decent enough, yeah.
They do make, he does make $14,795,642 that year.
Laugh to the bank.
Boom, he's going to laugh.
2000, 2001, November 10th, 2000, son is born.
What?
Scotty Jr.
You betcha.
He had to do it. It's with the Y, too, so it's definitely Scotty Jr. You betcha. He had to do it.
It's with the Y, too, so it's definitely Scotty Jr., which he also spells it I-E the same way.
So 2000, 2001 with the Blazers, they're 50-32.
They get swept in the first round by the Lakers in the playoffs, though.
Scotty doesn't care because he made $13,750,000 that year.
Feeling fine.
Yeah.
2001, 2002, Blazers, 49-33.
Maurice Cheeks is the head coach there.
They again get swept by the Lakers in the first round of the playoffs.
But, Scotty, what does he make this year?
$18,083,564.
In three years, he has made $50 million.
Way more than he made his whole career as a Bull.
He is paying child
support like a motherfucker man he's and he can yeah he's like the ends are meeting like a
motherfucker and they're over johnny cars yeah you got 300 million ends of meeting like a motherfucker
so 2002 he has a son again a son is born uh preston after his dad so that's nice nice to get him in first and then his
dad i'll name one after me first then you first antron that's important to me yeah then this then
you i get one that never ever happened ever antron antron he never named his daughters after his mom
though no ethel's running around no ethel pippen's running around so So 2002-2003 with Portland. They're 50-32.
This time they lose in the first round again to the Mavs this time.
This is when I walked away, I think.
Yeah, after post-strike.
I don't see the Blazers being in the playoffs three years in a row without Brad Drexler. I mean, everyone's in the playoffs in the NBA, though.
If you're at 500, you're making the playoffs.
There's 16 of them.
If you lose in the first round, you're garbage.
It's more than making the playoffs. There's 16 of them. If you lose in the first round, you're garbage. That's more than half the league.
He makes, though, brace yourself, Jimmy, $19,727,524.
He loves Portland.
Fuck, he loves Portland.
Portland's a chill place, too.
To make $20 million a year in Portland?
To have $80 million over four years in Portland, Oregon?
That would be fantastic.
Oh, Jesus.
Everything's so cheap. Sign me up. It's wonderful. in Portland, Oregon? Jesus Christ. Oh, Jesus. Everything's so cheap.
Sign me up.
It's wonderful.
Back then, before it blew up.
July 20, 2003, his contract is up with Portland, and he signs as a free agent with Chicago Bulls.
Really?
Back home.
Just to retire?
Going back home.
Plays the 2003-2004 season there.
They go 23-59. Once that was over, the Bulls were w uh they go 23 and 59 once that was over the bulls
were wretched for 10 years that's right they were so fucking bad it took till they got rose
took derrick rose till they got anything it was bad man they were so bad um yeah not good here
no playoffs this is the first time i can remember pippen not making the playoffs in the season i
think this is the first time his whole career poor bastard but he makes four million nine hundred seventeen thousand dollars
okay so that's not terrible uh now you know the 2004 2005 season he was still trying to play
but uh he's contracted through that year but he is waived by the chicago bulls on november 4th
which is probably right before opening day he's waived by the bulls and that's a career for scotty uh which still not too bad he played
in 1178 career games which is amazing 16.1 uh points a game uh 6.4 rebounds 5.2 assists
damn fine and averages two steals a game in his career pretty good not too shabby. Also.8 blocks. So, damn good. His assists total of 6,135, 5.2 a game.
It's pretty good, and it is 23rd all-time among players when he retired.
So, not too shabby.
He has 21 triple-doubles in his career.
17 regular season, 4 playoff.
Dude can play.
That's great.
And that's with Jordan fucking hogging all the balls.
Jordan is known known and rightfully
so he'll say it himself he's the biggest ball hog in the history of basketball if you can get a
triple double next to him that's pretty good that's not too goddamn shabby um he uh uh he was
on the uh 10-time nba all-defensive team eight-time all-defensive first-team honors, one shy of the NBA record for that as well.
And he made $5,408,700 for doing nothing that year for training camp.
So awesome.
Total money in his career, $109,957,430.
That'll do.
That'll do.
I think Jordan made about $99,000 in his career.
But that's obviously a pittance to the rest of what he made.
He is also, on the Bleacher Report, BleacherReport.com, did a list of the nine most financially irresponsible NBA players ever, and Pippen was number three.
Which I don't think is fair.
I think they put him up too high.
He's not as bad as some of the guys that were on this list.
They're probably only doing that just also, too, because he spent a lot of money at the beginning probably he bought he wasn't making
a lot well he bought a broken jet he's famous for really he's famous for dumb shit like people
investor financial people stealing his money uh buying a broken jet dumb shit like that but in
lawsuits he always gets it back so it's not that bad uh so that's what happened there january of 2005 here uh he files a lawsuit
suit against the law firm who recommended his financial advisor we'll talk about this here
it's legal malpractice suit against them here he said he lost millions of dollars through
questionable investments it's uh he he says they're negligent.
He says he was completely faked out
by his trusted legal advisors
whose conflicts and incompetence
have cost Scotty and his family millions of dollars
is what the lawsuit says.
The lawsuit doesn't seek specific damages,
but the attorney says that it's, quote,
to suggest that it would be in the range of $20 million
would not be overstating the problem.
So he's saying that someone stole $ million dollars from him that seems excessive which happens a lot because that happened to rod too not 20 million but you think you'd notice
yeah but if they're investing it for you and you think it's all out there making money and then it
turns out that it's he didn't really do what he said he did. Right. You know, like Bernie Madoff.
Yeah.
Everybody was getting reports saying what they're getting.
And some of them were getting money out.
Yeah.
I mean, it was all fine because he was taking from new people to give to those people until
it literally robbing Peter and until you run out of Peters.
Yeah.
You got, you know, you're fine with balls.
Yeah.
After a while, there's not enough Peters and too many balls and you're shit out of luck.
You're fine with balls.
Yeah.
After a while, there's not enough Peters and too many balls and you're shit out of luck.
So the law firm who is suing that they call the suit, quote, totally meritless.
And they said, quote, there is no basis in fact or law for these allegations. And we intend to vigorously defend against them.
Apparently, Pippin had just won an $11.8 million judgment against the financial advisor, and
he alleged he invested $7 million into real estate adventures with a developer that filed
for bankruptcy protection.
This Lund, who's the financial advisor, also failed to disclose his extensive business
relationships with the developer of that.
So basically, he was doing like insider investing kind of thing with other people's money.
Pippin also alleges he lost $1.7 million in a poorly structured deal to invest in a small jet.
Basically, which we'll talk about, too.
Lund and his company handled $17.5 million of Pippin's money.
So he's got some beef there.
2005, he also has another son.
Son Justin is born. So now he's got a Justin, too., he also has another son. The son, Justin, is born.
So he's got a Justin, too.
This is like kid number seven?
He's got a lot of kids.
Six, I think.
This is a lot.
December 2005, the Bulls retire his number.
Really?
Retire number 33.
They play against the Lakers that night.
And that night, they have Pippen, Phil Jackson, Michael Jordan, Dennis Rodman, and Horace Grant all there for the ceremony.
His number 33, they only have a few.
It's Scotty Pippen, 33, Michael Jordan, 23, Bob Love, 10, and Jerry Sloan, number four.
That's the only ones they've retired?
Only retired numbers there.
Because the Bulls were shit before Michael Jordan.
They were a crappy franchise before Jordan.
Yeah.
That's it.
I can see him retiring. Rodman, he was 91. He was only there for a crappy franchise before Jordan. Yeah. That's it. I could see him retiring.
Rodman, he was 91.
He was only there for a couple years, though, too.
Four years or something.
Nobody would give a fuck about that.
Nobody's going to ever wear that.
No, he only got it because it was weird.
Right.
Well, because his number is 10, but B.J. Armstrong wore that.
Yeah, so nine and one.
Plus, it was weird.
Yeah, it's bizarre.
He could have been, because he was 73 somewhere else, too.
Dallas or something. He was 73, I think. He's weird as shit. He just likes dumb shit. Yeah. It's bizarre. Because he was 73 somewhere else, too. Dallas or something.
He was 73, I think.
He's weird as shit.
He just likes dumb shit.
Yeah, he's a dumb.
He wants attention.
Yeah.
Hey, who's that idiot wearing 73 with bright fucking green hair?
Who the fuck ever wore 73?
Must be him.
Besides a defensive lineman?
Nobody.
So, Christ.
2007, Scotty wants to attempt to make an NBA comeback, he says.
What? No. What are you an NBA comeback, he says. What?
No.
What are you doing?
No, just no.
Calm down, Scotty.
You're 42.
It's over.
The word retired is attached to you in so many different ways.
For a couple of years.
It's over.
He said he wants to play for a championship contender and get that seventh ring because he's a six-time champion.
He said he spent the winter working out in Fort Lauderd ring because he's a six-time champion he said he spent
the winter working out in fort lauderdale and he's ready to go uh duane wade who the heat had won the
championship the year before he said that he would love the idea of pippen being on the team
he said quote i'm already playing with gary payton and shack two guys i used to play with on video
games to add scotty pippen to that mix would be crazy yeah that's a fucking
insult though that's yeah that's that's how old they are when i was 12 i played with i was 12
and now i'm dribbling the ball next to him isn't it wild 2007 in a minute grant hill's coming down
hey look at this he's all broken down too let's get him in the mix. So 2007, there's a court ruling. Scotty Pippen must pay a bank more than $5 million in a breach of contract lawsuit involving a loan for a jet.
This is the jet thing.
This is where he lost a bunch of money here.
I guess this is upholding a ruling where a judge found that Pippen owed U.S. Bank just over $5 million,
which is the principal interest and attorney's fees.
Pippin was taking so many charter flights that a pilot convinced him in 2001 that he should just buy his own plane.
Why are you doing all this?
Buy your own plane.
Pippin and his wife Larsa formed a company called AirPip and borrowed $4.375 million from an aircraft finance company,
and U.S. Bank later bought the note and sued the Pippins for the money here.
He acknowledged signing a promissory note with a personal guarantee.
However, it's never been made clear whether he ever got to even use this jet.
It was a Grumman Gulfstream II.
That doesn't matter if you
use i don't think it matters if you borrowed money for it so the location and condition of
the plane is dependent on who you talk to again i don't know that's what his attorney says uh
pippin's suit a chicago law firm like that was the last one he did here so he's got to pay back
money to a bank now if i go to a dealership and be like i'm gonna need that car i'm gonna get a
loan yeah and then i don't buy it or i don't listen i barely drive the thing it's been in
my garage for 10 years i mean i don't have to pay for it right it's fine jesus christ
fucking mind scotty stupid man uh january 2008 he does make a professional comeback here
not in the nba though he does a tour tour of Scandinavia and plays two games for a top Finnish league team, Torpan Pojat, and a top Swedish league team, Sundsvall.
They sound terrible.
He played for Torpan Pojat, Jimmy.
Don't you have that jersey, the Torpan Pojat pippin?
Yeah.
It's pretty hot.
Pan, Pojat, Pippen.
Yeah.
It's pretty hot.
In his first game on January 4th, he scored 12 points in Topat's win, or Pojat's win,
over whatever.
He registered nine points and nine rebounds in another game there. And in the third game of the tour, he had 21 points, 12 rebounds, six assists, and two
steals in 30 minutes.
I feel like I could do that, too.
Yeah.
Those guys?
The Sunval Dragons in a win over the Acropole of Rinkaby.
It's a Finnish team.
I don't know.
Everyone's blonde.
Yeah.
They're not good.
Pass to Sven.
I don't think so.
They did pay him.
The Dragons, the last team, paid him $66,000 for his appearance.
Okay.
That's not bad.
2008.
I don't know.
Is that good?
He made the same money as a mid-level manager of a cable company?
Yeah, for a yearly salary.
Yeah, it seems like they pay him more for the attention.
I don't know.
Why would he bother going?
Right.
Why did you bother for $66,000?
He doesn't need $66 need 66 grand it doesn't seem
like or maybe he does he's got to pay back five mil maybe it's just that fucking the attention he
maybe he wants to play ball maybe he wants to show he can still play he thought maybe that would help
uh 2008 he has a daughter another daughter here uh sophia is born here uh 2009 he appears in a
movie uh midgets versus mascots shut the fuck up i don't know what the
fuck that is really yeah he's in that movie midgets versus mascots you said that's not a
porno no no that's a that's like a i think it's like a dumb comedy like a direct-to-video oh it's
dumb midgets versus mask i would say so what year uh 2009 2009 like 89. He's in a movie with the title.
A word in the title is midget.
Yeah, you could still say midget up until like six years ago.
That was an acceptable thing.
Scotty Vinton signed on to a movie.
The word midget is.
What else has he got going on?
He's going to Scandinavia.
What the fuck's he going to do?
I wonder if they probably paid him more than 66 grand.
My God, he wants attention so bad.
He really does.
Well, he's back in court getting attention in 2010 when a court awards him $2 million
in a lawsuit over the malpractice concerning a jet he purchased.
This fucking jet.
Jesus Christ.
It's a problem.
Apparently, he bought it for $4 million in 2002, shortly after it was grounded because
of a missed inspection that required over $1 million in engine repairs.
Whoa.
It's expensive to own a plane.
Jesus Christ.
I don't want anything to do with that.
I don't want no part of that.
It feels like a lot.
We've got a mill to fix that.
Oh, really?
So set it on fire and then call the insurance company, right?
What are we doing?
That's the answer, right?
Right?
Just blow it up?
Do you have anybody with a death wish?
Maybe fly it into the fucking Atlantic? I don't give a shit. Suicidal? Fuck them. Anybody can get off the ground, but? Right? Just blow it up? Do you have anybody with a death wish? Maybe fly it into the fucking Atlantic?
I don't give a shit.
Suicidal?
Fuck them.
Anybody can get off the ground, but is it still kind of sad?
Can we sell it to Al-Qaeda is my question.
Plunge this fucking thing into an ocean.
That'd be great.
So $1 million.
His contention was that his attorneys who were handling the purchase of the jet should
have known that the inspection hadn't been done at the time of the purchase, but somehow
they missed it or they didn't know any better.
He sued, this is Peterson and helped, he sues for $8 million in the case, Pippin's
suing, which is the total amount he had to sink into the purchase of the jet.
The jury felt that Pippin was somewhat culpable and that he too didn't follow the proceedings
of the purchase carefully enough to insure his investment.
Yeah, he's a fucking idiot.
You have to oversee your shit a little bit.
You can't just say, oh, they took everything.
Also, you look at a plane and you go, I don't know shit about planes.
No.
I'm not going to do this.
Yeah.
What happens if it breaks?
Millions of dollars, Scotty.
If the answer is it costs a billion dollars to fix, I don't want a part of it here.
So, 2010, he is elected to the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame.
Really?
He's a Hall of Famer.
Obviously, he's a 92-96 Dream Teamer, two gold medals, six championships, defensive.
It's hard to argue.
He's a fucking Hall of Famer, period.
Yep, he returns as well to the Bulls on Julyuly 15th 2010 as a team ambassador they hire him to
wear a bull shirt he's right yeah wear a bulls polo while he does things remember when i played
yeah remember me how you doing aren't i an ugly son of a bitch
2000 crying little girl stop crying little girl i'm actually a nice guy it's my face
so uh 2010 he uh voices an animated version of himself oh and on the
cleveland show really you know the family guy spinoff that was terrible right not a good one
uh march 17th 2011 the bulls announced that they would honor pippin with a bronze statue which will
be placed inside the home arena the united center said, quote, words can't really express my feelings.
It's something that you dream of as a kid, but you never foresee those childhood fantasies
becoming reality.
Yeah, he said, you see statues of individuals who have done great things with their life
and made their mark on history.
But as a basketball player, you never really think about arriving at this point.
It's an amazing honor for the Chicago Bulls to do this for me.
They unveiled the statue on April 7, 2011, during a game against the Celtics.
And kids cried for months.
Oh, God.
Hopefully they made them a little less.
Did they just do it neck down?
That would be rad.
That would be great.
33, looking all strong.
Neck veins.
Yeah, neck veins.
No face.
Not that weird cheek thing he's got going on.
Get rid of that.
yeah no face not not that weird cheek thing he's got going on get rid of that so may 27 2011 here uh he gets shit for saying that uh that he thinks that lebron might be a better player than
michael jordan it was during the finals that lebron was in pippen said quote michael jordan
is probably the greatest scorer to ever play the game i I may go so far as saying LeBron James may be the greatest player to ever play the game.
Yeah, that's fair.
Mike could play defense.
He was a great defender, especially early in his career.
But he wasn't a passer and he didn't set up shit.
He was a scorer, which is fine.
That's what he was.
Not a lot of people can score what he scored, like two in history.
So, you you know pretty goddamn
good so i mean but that's fair also he's on tv to be an ambassador of the nba he's trying to promote
yeah what today's basketball absolutely well he works for the bulls though right well you still
gotta like what the fuck you still gotta just say that this basketball sells this is fun to watch
this guy's great yeah i mean absolutely you say anything yeah he well horace grant got mad at him
horace grant said wow pippen's my man and will always be close.
But I totally disagree.
LeBron is going to be one of the top players to ever play the game.
But Michael Jeffrey Jordan, who we bumped heads at times, I think is the best player I've ever seen.
My word.
How much does Horace Grant want to suck his cock?
He put his middle name in it.
Tickle in the tank there.
Now, Pippin later on clarified.
He said, no, I did not say I would take LeBron over Michael.
The reality is you need to go back and figure out what I said.
So just shut up and don't say things.
2011, Larsa, who is his wife, is appearing on The Real Housewives of Miami season one.
Also on Keeping Up with the Kardashians as well.
Damn it.
Because she's friends with Kim.
So she's turning into a reality show empresario here.
December 15th, 2011, Scotty sues the media.
I'm talking sues everybody.
He sues CBS, NBCUniversal, Comcast.
He sues the student paper of the University of Tampa.
What?
He sues the ASU legal paper department.
Walter Cronkite?
He sues everybody.
Yeah?
That's basically, for Tampa, it's called the minaret, their student paper that nobody sees.
And on page 18, they ran a story from a local paper about articles.
It's an article about athletes who've gone broke.
And so they just reprinted that.
It's a straight rerun.
It's like an AP article.
So according to this, they say in this article,
whatever, that Pippin filed for bankruptcy in 2010.
And he's saying he didn't,
that he actually has a net worth of 40 million dollars
and you're ruining my my reputation the lawsuit included everybody um the the the the president
of the of tampa university of tampa says he sued the lawsuit includes comcast nbc universal cbs
corporation and even ut i don't even know how he found out that we put his name in the paper
it's not like it's a big newspaper or anything like that i don't even read the paper and he's
the president of the university because i don't even fucking read that paper how did he know
and i forgot it was what they're going he is seeking at least one million from each defendant
including the tampa fucking student paper the minaret the student paper says they print about 2 000 copies a week and have about
7 000 online subscribers that has some wondering of how much damage the ut story could actually do
i have more reach with my twitter by far yeah i could get more people in this an rp the president
of the of the university there said quote i doubt that's had any real impact on him 9 000 people
who went to the University of Tampa only.
It's not like regular people are reading that they went to the University of Tampa.
They barely know at that point.
They barely know who he is.
They do.
So the lawsuit claims the bankruptcy reports have caused Pippen have caused Pippen's offers for personal appearances and endorsements to dwindle.
And the judge said he'd like to see more facts to back that up
judge says quote my guess is that the lawyers probably did a google search for scotty pippen
in bankruptcy and they pulled up every article they could find which makes sense here sounds like
so uh 2012 he's suing christian laitner because he's too white suing chris i don't like your
whiteness yeah he says no he's suing uh. Christian Laitner is being sued for $30 million by several professional athletes.
For what?
Including Sean Merriman, Scotty Pippen, all sorts of people.
Sean Merriman doesn't even play the same sport.
No, but he invested in a real estate company.
Oh.
Laitner's even suing his own real estate company, Blue Devil Ventures, for $10 million.
Venture.
Laitner's gone before federal judges numerous times asking for extensions and shit like that to settle his debts that were relating to this one project.
In April 2015, he was foreclosed upon for his $3.65 million mansion that he owned in Florida.
This is Leitner, not Pippin.
Is Christian Leitner broke?
Oh, he's fucked.
He's more than broke.
He's in serious debt.
Basically, they did a West Village, they called it there, in Durham in 1999.
It drew high-profile players from all sorts of sports to invest in it.
But they sunk money into this because it's Durham, Duke, him.
It works.
So it didn't all work out, though.
Hilarious. Left and fucking right christian laitner yeah not good they said they even loaned christian laitner money as well
we'll get into that because that'll come back we'll also get into a scotty pippen bankruptcy
as well great we'll talk about uh 2012 he is named senior advisor to Jerry Reinsdorf, the Bulls president and COO.
2012 as well, one of his lawsuits is tossed here.
He has a bunch of these goddamn lawsuits.
This is a lawsuit against the media.
This gets thrown out, so he takes it to the U.S. Court of Appeals, who also tells him to fucking get cracking, get walking.
So, yeah, the judge says, says quote since pippin's opportunities
diminished after the statement was made he believes they must have been diminished because
the statements were made the theory of causation is weak for professional athletes whose earning
related to past stardom drop as time passes since their playing days so he basically said
you're just losing your heat chief had nothing to do with these people saying you're bankrupt
it's called supply and demand you're, and now we don't care.
Yeah.
He said the judge said Pippin failed to make the case that the websites, quote, either knew the statements to be false or were recklessly indifferent to whether it was true or false.
Because as long as they think it's true, it's not fucking anything.
They can't be recklessly indifferent.
They can't be like, a homeless person told me on the street.
Yeah, check your sources a little bit,
but if they seem reasonable,
he says the judge said, quote,
this is from a Supreme Court ruling
that actual malice cannot be inferred
from a publisher's failure
to retract a statement
once it learns to be false.
You're shit out of luck, asshole.
2013, Antron,
who's the oldest of the Pippin clan here,
is he played college ball for Texas A&M International University.
With his bionic legs.
With his bionic legs and his laser arm.
In 2013, he signed with the Upstate Heat of the World Basketball Association.
Not terrific.
Poor kid.
June 23, 2013, Pippin is at Nobu in Malibu no boo is a restaurant fancy in la yeah hollywood
la restaurant it started in new york it was a big big deal sushi restaurant that nobody can get into
and then they opened it in malibu yeah and made it a big deal well apparently there was a man there
uh asking for an autograph from scotty and allegedly scotty responded by spitting in his face punching
him and then kicking him repeatedly while he was on the ground that seems like a bad response
that's what that's the alleged uh yeah it's like if you just signed it would have been faster
quick there you go hurt your hand less hip duh pip three three goodbye yeah apparently the man
suffered broken teeth and a swollen mouth as
well as head and back injuries and went to the hospital holy shit but he ends up being not
charged with anything here uh police officials said basically it's too rich here and we're yeah
he was in a place where he should have been and if you ask someone for an autograph at a fancy
place like no boo they should kick you in the face i think that was the not that that's true but that's what he would want get out of my beach community you gold-brick and son of a bitch
so uh yeah so how'd you get in here supposed to be all famous people la county sheriff spokesman
steve whitmore offered the following he said quote he came in to be interviewed about pippin
he's been cooperative mr pippin will not arrested. There's more here than meets the eye.
Basically, witnesses said
the fight started near the valet
station outside the restaurant
and they think that this guy might
have been asking for it, basically.
This guy was trying to instigate Pippin
to do this shit.
But, I mean,
first he was under investigation
for assault with a deadly weapon, which would be his shoes.
Really?
Because he was kicking this person.
The guy was like 50-something years old.
What's the guy's name?
Do we have his name?
Yeah, I'll get to that in a second here.
But, I mean, the guy got kicked in the face.
That sucks.
I mean, Pippin's a huge guy.
You don't want that guy kicking the shit out of you.
It would hurt.
I would feel fucking bad for a guy.
I'd get the shit beat out of him by that.
I mean, but then again, between that, I feel... there's a lot of people I feel bad for, Jimmy.
Just say that.
But not nearly as bad as I feel for Scotty Pippin.
What?
Owner at Tiger Pop Culture in the greater Denver area.
Scotty Pippin, premier customer service sales manager, team leader and supervising manager
in Cleveland slash Akron, Ohio.
Poor bastard.
He's killing it at life.
Oh, yeah.
Scotty Pippin, HVAC technician at White Good Services.
So there's that in Norfolk, Virginia.
Scotty Pippin, entry-level food service production associate.
Oh, no.
Wow.
In Columbus, Georgia.
There are people who think that's him because he's broke.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Look at that. Look where it all landed. Oh, man. Ent Columbus, Georgia. There are people who think that's him because he's broke. Yeah. Oh, no. Look at that.
Look where it all landed.
Oh, man.
Entry level.
Scotty Pippin transporter in Miami and Fort Lauderdale area.
I don't know if he just moves himself to a different time and place.
I've transported.
Scotty Pippin owner of Qantas.
I don't know if that's the airline or something else.
It's in Ireland, so I'm not sure.
These are all Scotty IE's, too.
Really?
And finally, the reason for those articles, by the way, and the reason why he sued a bunch of media companies.
Scotty Lee Pippin of Overland Park, Kansas.
Scotty Pippin, who filed for bankruptcy in 2005.
Oh, no.
Yeah. Pippen had checking and savings accounts totaling $102, $1,200 in clothing and $50 in an IRA.
He owed $36,757.74 in phone, medical, and utility bills and an auto lease.
The guy had $102 to his name.
It's literally an Eddie Johnson situation,
minus...
Yeah, minus it being a player.
One of the worst things.
Yeah, this is like cousin Eddie Johnson.
This would be in Kansas somewhere.
Different.
This is so bad.
Yeah.
That poor bastard.
Is that why they ran it?
Because of that guy?
Yeah, they confused him for him.
Oh, no!
That's what it turned out.
They found another Scotty Pippen
who filed bankruptcy
and it was the same time that they said Scototty pippen so they think that got
the initial spark and then somewhere it just it just ended up being in the thing and it just got
rolled over that's what they're pretty sure of it's the same thing as eddie johnson how crazy
is that did skip bayless do this oh i hope so i'll fucking kick him in the i wish skip bales
would ask scotty pippen for autograph. That's what I would love.
No, boo.
You know what?
Ask him for two.
See if you can get one for somebody else, too.
And give him a specific spelling of the name.
And tell him what you needed to say.
Tell him what you needed to say and see what happens.
Jesus Christ.
So, there's a lawsuit in 2013 from this guy, Cameron Shavigi. Shavigi. s-h-a-f-i-g-h-i does he work for tmz
no uh he filed a four million dollar lawsuit against scotty here alleging that he beat him
up outside nobu uh spit in his face shoved punched and kicked him so uh yeah he's suing
him for four million dollars he called it a brutal and
unjustified attacked uh attack here he was whatever pippin was eating with his family
and apparently this guy was taking pictures of him eating with his family and then sought an
autograph and both the restaurant was told no and then followed him outside and kept pestering him
in the parking lot and the argument turned violent and uh it
happens so uh if the guy if fibum thought he was with his kids and he thought this guy was being
overly aggressive oh man you get knocked the fuck out if you come near my kids that's different yeah
it's not me coming out of the arena by myself you break my balls whatever if my kids are involved
you you stay 10 feet back i don't know you sure so uh 2014 scotty files a counter lawsuit
don't know you for sure so uh 2014 scotty files a counter lawsuit okay scotty sues everybody files a counter suit against this guy claiming that this guy was aggressive and intoxicated
and he's asking for unspecified damages from this other guy my hand hurt my yeah my toe hurts from
kicking your teeth out jesus christ on shoe. You know how expensive these are? Pippin also makes a cameo appearance in season three of the TV show Chicago Fire.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
He loves Chicago.
Well, they love him.
Yeah.
He kind of represents there.
April 28, 2015, his daughter, Sierra, is arrested for, quote, drunkenly urinating in a hotel lobby.
Oh, that's awesome.
That's fucking great.
Scottie Pippen's daughter is drunk pissing in the lobby?
Sierra Pissen, or Pippen as she likes to be called, was at the University of Iowa, and
she entered the lobby of the Sheraton Inn in Iowa City, Iowa.
Classy.
All class.
At 1.30 in the morning, she walked up to the desk and pulled her pants down urinated on the floor
then left no words pulled her pants down pissed all over the lobby yeah which you know it hit
that tile yeah it was making sound so she had piss all over her shoes and fucking pants too
that she pulled down that loud and then she just left took off that is awesome yeah the records police records confirm
that a quote intoxicated female pedestrian quote just walked in and peed at the front desk
which is in the police report the greatest thing ever at 1 29 a.m uh she's ultimately arrested for
this she was found in a walkway next to the hotel and appeared to be intoxicated, smelled heavily of alcohol, according to police.
And piss.
And she had piss all over her shoes.
Her ankles were soaked.
Covered.
She was also wearing two wristbands from different bars as well.
She's been doing it, man.
Shit-faced.
Hell yeah.
They said, yeah, visibly intoxicated, wearing from two separate bars.
She then accused the officers of being racist
and refused to participate in a sobriety test you're right no i we may be racist but you're
covered in urine so that's going to supersede racism at the moment you guys are racist yeah
but you pissed everywhere you pissed in the lobby so pretty sure Princess Di could go squat and piss in the lobby and she'd probably get arrested for it too at this point.
Like, you're good.
This is great.
I wish I was there.
Amazing.
Then once they identified her, they saw her picture.
Hotel staff told police they recognized her from an incident earlier in the month.
She's a serial pisser.
Well, no, where she fought with host
hotel security there and uh yeah and and took off and left eventually her blood alcohol level
shown to be 0.141 so she's shit-faced enough to piss in a hotel lobby that's awesome and then
well she goes to this place to cause trouble for some reason october 9th 2015 uh the the nobu ass kicked guy
here drops his lawsuit uh the pippin's attorneys said quote this man was a complete fraud from the
get-go we're delighted in the fact that it's now been demonstrably proven and that scotty and larsa
have been vindicated uh so there it was going to go to trial the next month here. Pippin here, he's suing again.
Jesus Christ.
Lund, his financial advisor, who ended up, what did he win, $11.7 million from him or something?
Lund in 2016 is sentenced to three years in prison on multiple fraud counts,
including forging Pippin's signature on a $1.4 million loan that Lund used to pay off personal debts.
Unbelievable.
Wow.
He put Scotty in $1.4 million of debt for himself.
Wow.
To pay off his house.
Whoa.
2016, more Christian Laettner shit here.
Basically, according to this lawsuit, Laettner still owes, even in 2016, $600,000 of the $ 2.5 million he was ordered to pay scotty back
and so larsa takes to twitter and calls him out quote at latener b ball she's fucking at him
tagged him are you ever gonna pay us back homie and then again it's crazy you've been fucking us
around forever at christian latener b ballie, how do you sleep at night?
So, she is blowing them up.
She wants that 600 grand.
Oh, yeah.
Well, she will blow up a spot, as proven on October 1st, 2016, when 911 calls made from this day.
First on October 1st here, where she calls the 911 and tells the responder, can
you send someone over here?
My husband's being really aggressive with me.
So the police are called.
That's broken up with no arrests.
Then October 4th, she had to call back 911.
Fort Lauderdale police came over and she said, quote, my husband's gotten crazy with me again.
So that was that.
They were.
So that's two times in three days police are
called for domestic situations so scotty files for divorce he files for divorce i remember that i
don't how dare you call the cops on me when i'm trying to be a little aggressive god he says quote
this is a very difficult time or this lawyer said this is a very difficult time for mr pippin he's
hopeful that the divorce will be sweet or swift and amicable we are respecting his request to protect his privacy
well that's good 2017 february rake reconciles with larsa they get back together take you back
that's right in 2017 also he appeared appears himself in season two episode of uh the tv show
lethal weapon which i did not know they made a TV version of Lethal Weapon.
I think that is Donald Glover in it, though.
Oh.
I think that's true.
I might be wrong.
I don't know.
I'm probably wrong.
That sounds terrible.
It does.
That's not good.
He's a great actor, very talented man.
I don't want to see that.
I just don't want to watch a Lethal Weapon TV show.
That's no good.
April of 2018, just as funny authorities in rural arkansas are
investigating the theft of more than fifty thousand dollars worth of a worth of farm equipment from a
farm owned by scotty pippin investigator for the sheriff's department said two tractors were stolen
from the farm in hamburg here uh and pippin's family's offering a twenty five hundred dollar
reward for uh information leading to an arrest and conviction uh pippin's family is offering a $2,500 reward for information leading to an arrest and conviction.
Pippin owns a livestock farm with his brother there.
October 2018, Sophia, his 10-year-old daughter, appears on Dancing with the Stars Jr.
Are you serious?
I'm dead serious.
Want to know who else was on there?
Yeah.
Okay, we have Tripp Palin.
Terrible. Tripp Palin. else was on there yeah okay we have trip palin terrible trip palin uh we have um hudson west who
i guess is a an actor on general hospital and a child uh addison osta smith who's a master chef
junior winner uh honey boo-boo is on here jason maybaum from raven's home and freaky friday uh akash vukodi who's the spelling
bee participant uh mandla morris who is stevie wonder's son uh miles brown who's in blackish
ariana greenblatt who's in stuck in the middle and avengers infinity war
mackenzie ziggler the dancer singer actress
and sky brown a professional skateboarder anyway uh she doesn't win so there you go james it's
worse than i thought she's eliminated fourth it's damon wayans and some guy named claine crawford
but it looks like the first season may have been stifler oh no yeah it looks like it does that not look like stifler to you that's definitely
that's him that's 1000 that's the first season then the second season it looks like it turns
into a different guy he's like i can't do this this is embarrassing even for me and i do i do
direct to video american pie part 14 and i'll fucking not do this anymore fuck damon wayan fuck so november 2018 larsa files
for divorce this time uh she says quote it is with deep sadness that scotty and i announced
that we're legally separating we've had we've both tried very hard for a long time to make
our marriage work and have ultimately come to the conclusion that it's best that we lead separate
lives we have so many amazing memories together. We remain the best of friends
and love each other very much.
Especially that I remember
that I am at least $20 million rich.
Richer now, yeah.
He's not bankrupt.
Now, 2019, his son, Scotty Jr.,
commits to play basketball at Vanderbilt.
Okay.
Yeah, he does.
Jesus Christ, man.
He does well, too, actually. I was scared. No, no, we'll talk about it. He He does well, too, actually.
I was scared. No, no, we'll talk about it.
He does really well for himself, actually.
He's a good ball player, this kid. He's going to go somewhere.
Now, March 30, 2019,
he's got a house that he can't sell
in Fort Lauderdale. He's had it
for a decade. It's been on the market.
He's got a big thing,
a canal that leads out to the ocean.
Nobody wants it. Nobody wants it.
Sprawling pool,
basketball court,
gourmet kitchen,
game room,
media room,
waterfront views.
Uh,
very nice.
It's initial initially listed in 2010 for 16 million.
And,
uh,
since then it's been bouncing on and off.
Uh,
it was offered as a luxury rental for 40 grand a month there.
Um,
yeah,
they said though,
a real estate person said that, uh, said that it might not check all the boxes for
people.
The home sits on a couple of lots, but the view is of a canal.
Don't get me wrong.
It's a beautiful canal.
But a buyer with $10 million to spend is probably going to say they can find a better view for
that price.
That's the problem here.
So that's an issue.
And they said also that the house was built in 2004 and is relatively
unchanged it's going to have to update it and do all of that they said many luxury buyers would
rather opt for new construction so that's makes sense he doesn't understand that yeah he said i
have a home under contract right now that's similar to this one in size square footage and
features it's brand new and it's about 11 million right so yeah location location location if you
buy that you got to put five million into it so then you're in and you get a view of a fucking canal 2019 more court
more real estate drama 2019 he is suing a tenant of his home that is renting it who is he sues it's
a an attorney slash comedian named lindsey glazer not nicky glazer lindsey glazer with a z g-l-a-z-e-r do we know
she goes by the moniker the alpha bitch do you know this person okay i don't either we're comics
i don't know who the fuck this person is i don't know her she might be an up-and-comer i don't
know this helped get her some pub renting a place from scotty pippen yeah well we'll talk about it
we don't know exactly what it is but she she, her, her husband, and her five-year-old, four-year-old daughter at the time, Scottie's suing them for damages to the house.
He even named a five-year-old girl in the lawsuit.
Wow.
He sued a child.
Yeah.
One of the items he listed missing, by the way, is a set of Cuisinart kitchen knives.
So when he talks about missing property, that's what he's talking about here.
Basically, in September, I found the lawsuit right here.
September of 2017, Hurricane Irma hit Florida here, and Glazer and her husband, Jacob, claimed
damage to their home, and Glazer submitted an insurance claim and everything like that.
In connection with the insurance claim and the help of their carrier and a housing agent through all of this,
basically they were able to find looking out temporary housing in Fort Lauderdale.
Eventually, this is what the lawsuit says in exact words here.
Eventually, Glazer set her sights on the plaintiff's property despite being more than three times the size of their own house.
So they wanted a bigger house.
Seemingly demonstrative of her inability to afford the rental.
Because she's a comic with 1,100 followers on Twitter.
Yeah.
And she only has those because she follows 1,100 people.
She's one of those team follow back girls.
Exactly.
So it says glazer redirected funds paid
by chubb for dwelling repairs to satisfy the initial security deposit as we'll talk about
uh basically they said that uh she was supposed to pay a monthly rent in the amount of thirty
thousand dollars a month holy shit what whoa how can she afford that? She's supposed to pay for all utility services during the lease term.
And basically that the property is for personal residential use only.
Her obligation was to maintain the property in top show condition because it was for sale the whole time as well.
In the lease, it says that the property and contents shall be kept pristine condition and not subject, not subject to reasonable wear and tear.
So you're supposed to live in the house and not live there.
Literally, it says it's not subject to reasonable wear and tear.
This it says this is unreasonable is what that says here.
Wow.
They also agreed to to get a renter's policy of a million dollars or more to cover the everything because it's furnished and every shit like that.
So she said that, you know, she'd surrender everything, blah, blah, blah.
The house was being marketed for $10 million.
This is his house that he can't sell.
So she moved into it.
Now, he can't sell it.
Why is he friends with her?
How does he know her?
He doesn't.
It's through the housing thing that they found this.
Glazer assured all parties,
this is what it says in the lawsuit,
including plaintiff,
that she came from a very prominent family, always met her obligations and would respect the home and its condition and cooperate in all respects.
She she touted having domestic staff to help so much so that she rejected having staff familiar with the house in any meaningful fashion.
Uh, also they said that she breached the lease by quote, neglecting the care of the home,
allowing many aspects of the home to fall into disrepair, disrepair, allowing her domestic animals to urinate on furniture, linens, beds, floors, carpets, and basically anything else
they chose.
Gross.
Um, it's, it's, they have a cat in a lab damaging the front gate, damaging the home
entertainment system, destroying countless cabinets and drawers,
failing to pay rent when due, using the home for commercial use,
failing to obtain renter's insurance, failing to pay utility bills when due,
literally stealing personal household items,
including a Cuisinart knife set and other utensils.
Wow.
Causing the home to be infected.
It says infected.
It probably should be infested with insects.
Illegally using the property for commercial purposes
and failing to pay, blah, blah, blah.
Holy shit.
Failure to keep property clean and sanitary.
Remove all garbage from property in a sanitary manner.
All this shit, right?
So, yeah, this goes back and forth and back and forth.
It says, at the time the parties were negotiating the lease,
it was understood that the lease was not only for Glazerzer but also intended to provide housing for her husband and their
four-year-old daughter together with their domestic staff here so uh i can't believe it
names the daughter here which is fucking amazing uh it goes on and on and on they're still fighting
in court i'm sure she's a fucking nightmare dude they're still going back and forth she's an
attorney so she also knows how to do this that's how she makes money she doesn't make money from comedy
she's a fucking lawyer she's she's oh boy she's a fucking i saw she was doing like some one night
or somewhere okay i looked at her her instagram and her twitter and she is fucking annoying
yeah so they claim all these damages in response to the lawsuit here uh she started a go fund me page attempting to
raise 14 to replace scotty's knives which is pretty fucking funny uh she raised 31 and promised
to donate the excess money to charity wow scotty there you go scotty and his lawyer said that the
lawsuit that with her as part of uh they said that the lawsuit with her is because they think that she is the
family of the glazers that own the tampa bay buccaneers that's what they thought that's what
that's what the lawsuit states that she should be like going to her family for money she responded
quote if i'm a member of that glazer family that's news to me if that were the case we would have
leased for michael jordan instead which again, pretty good burn, I gotta say.
Finally she gets a joke in.
Something.
July 25th, 2019, Scotty's being sued by a woman who claims that she had a relationship
with him during his heyday with the Bulls.
This is Chevette Valentine.
She claims she dated Pippen from 87 through 93 when he was engaged and married and all sorts of shit.
She said she would travel to see Pippen when he played outside of Chicago.
She racked up a lot of expenses, hotel, car, gas, food, parking, etc., which she claims he promised to reimburse her for.
She's suing for $9,999, but claims she's actually owed much more.
That's just the most you can get in small claims court.
She said she was Pippin's
first girlfriend
when he moved to Chicago.
She claims that she did not know
he was married
when they started dating
or had a newborn baby.
She said she became suspicious
when one day at his house
she saw cases of baby formula.
That's when you got suspicious?
She said that he said
they were for his sister's kid.
He bought a bunch for his sister, and she was like, okay.
Bullshit, Tom.
All right.
Yep, and she says that he finally came clean while they were having sex on Valentine's Day of 1988.
Oh, in the middle of it?
Oh, yeah.
Hope I don't get another baby.
Oh, I got a baby.
Oh, I'm fucking married.
I got to pull out. I don't want another one. I got a baby. Oh, I'm fucking married. I got to pull out.
I don't want another one.
I mean, shit.
Oh, fuck.
I mean, never mind.
April 16th, 2020.
According to Scotty, he's dismissed as public relations ambassador for the Bulls.
He said that they could not come to an agreement on compensation.
And that's it.
He said, quote quote i didn't really
want it to be uh out in the public but i'm no longer employed by the bulls probably a good
thing right i'd like to associate myself with winning because they've sucked for a long time
scotty jr in 2020 he's the point guard for the commodores of vanderbilt he's named to the all
sec freshman team after averaging 12 points a game in his
freshman season it's fucking outstanding yeah so good for him preston and justin both play
high school ball at a prestigious prep school with shacks kids and uh some other nba player
too i can't remember sophia pippen who is the dancing with the stars junior she is uh she is
uh she's signed to wilhelmina modeling agency and they said that she's doing
very well she wants to pursue a career in modeling can't get enough scotty pippen there's tons of
pippen merch it's everywhere it's all over the place watch the last dance if you want to see
you know michael jordan kind of throw some shade at him and just be kind of shitty to him in general
and if you want to just see what he's up to you can follow him on twitter where he's at scotty pippen and it says father hall of famer
six-time nba champion olympic gold gold medalist 50 greatest sounds pretty good he's followed 65
people and he's being followed by 589 900 he's doing great he's doing great who knows he maybe
even sue us or you you. Who knows?
You never know when you're going to run into him.
Or your children.
Or your children.
You just never know.
I'm surprised he didn't sue our dogs.
Fluffy, the Labrador, and Scratchy, the kitty.
They shit on my rug.
They shit on the rug, and I don't care for it.
So that's Scotty Pippen, everybody.
Holy shit.
Scotty Pippen. Wow. Holy shit. Scottie Pippen.
Wow.
He's a dick.
He's kind of a dick.
He's a dick.
Like, I got...
But you expect it.
It seems like he was fine until Jordan left, and then he turned into an asshole after that.
That's what I mean.
That's why it was grace.
That's in terms of, like, how he's perceived, the perception of Scottie Pippen.
I wonder why he doesn't respect women, though.
You know what I mean?
I don't know.
I don't know if that's, like, just a culture of sports of like that's just how the
guys are and they talk maybe he's an alpha bitch or maybe he's an alpha bitch so either way that's
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