Crime in Sports - #3 - What Is Your Net Worth... In Noodles? - The Sordid Diddlings of Chad Curtis

Episode Date: February 23, 2016

This week, we look at a devoutly religious, crew cut sporting, Yankees' World Series hero, who's passionate hatred of The Thong Song can only be matched by his passionate liking of teenaged girls. From walk off homer, to measuring his net worth in ramen noodles.Join us for the sordid diddlings of Chad Curtis!!Check us out, every Tuesday. We will continue to bring you the biggest idiots in sports history!Hosted by James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman New episodes every Tuesday!!Please subscribe, rate, and review!Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, or wherever you listen to podcasts!Head to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Crime in Sports!For merchandise: crimeinsports.threadless.comCheck out James and Jimmie's other show: Small Town Murder Follow us on social media!Facebook: facebook.com/crimeinsportsInstagram: instagram.com/smalltownmurderTwitter: twitter.com/MurderSmall Contact the show: [e-mail] on Patreon: patreon.com/crimeinsportsPayPal: paypal.me/crimeinsports See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jimmy Wissman, like the man said. And this week we are covering Mr. Chad Curtis. Yes. Now, if you're not, if you don't know who Chad Curtis is, if you're not a big baseball fan, he did play in the league for like nine seasons. He won two titles with the Yankees at the end of the 90s. World Series rings. Two World Series rings. So Chad Curtis is now, he didn't like play for like three days in the majors. He was a solid major leaguer. Nine year career. Nine year career. Before we get started, just want to let everybody

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Okay. Facebook.com backslash Crime and Sports. Yeah, that too. All right. So, Chad Curtis. Let's get started here. Chad Curtis, he was born in Indiana. I guess he went to high school down by tucson arizona yes um and i just a shithole shithole border town just a godless horrible place strip of dirt i'll bet i'll bet

there's a ton of god down there's a lot of god actually as we get into with chad curtis because god is really a big part of this thing for him, and really what makes him interesting is the God part. God's country. Went to college at Grand Canyon University, which is a Christian university. Yeah. It's up in, where is it, Payson, northern Arizona somewhere? There's a few here now, aren't there?

In Phoenix, yeah, there's a couple. But the main campus is up north somewhere, and I don't know, they have weird rituals. Dan Marley's a basketball coach now. It's a strange thing, guys. It's very weird. It's up north somewhere. I don't know. They have weird rituals. Dan Marley's a basketball coach now. It's a strange thing. It's a weird Christian thing. But it's the number one college in Arizona for sports now. In Arizona for sports? Well, that says a lot about ASU.

Get your shit together, ASU. The fucking Christian kids are beating you now. This is not good. He was drafted by the then-California Angels, Anaheim now, in the 45th round of the 89 draft. They've got to stop. That is a legend.

That's so many rounds. That's when you're literally like, I think we should get a guy with brown hair. That's literally at that stage. You got any guys interested in kids? Because that's what they found. That's exactly what they found. That's like around when Piazza was drafted, which I think was like the 61st round. The famous story is Lasorda did it as a favor because he knew his dad.

Literally, he was like, I know his dad. He's a nice guy. He's a good kid. He'll draft him. Throw him a bone. Hall of Famer now. But anyway, so he's drafted the 1989 draft. Only in the minors for a couple years, actually.

Came up the beginning of the season, the 8th of April, 1992, made his major league debut. And that's probably opening day. So, I mean, he's on the opening day roster. So they had a kid. So, I mean, really promising. He played all three outfield positions his rookie year, continued to do that throughout his entire career.

He played all over the place, too. He was – this is going to come up a lot, too. He played first for Detroit, or first for the Angels. He got traded to Detroit in 95 for Tony Phillips, which, I mean, he's at the, like, you know where you're standing at that point. Yeah. If you're trading your head up for Tony Phillips. You know, he plays there for a while. Actually had his best season in 95.

Had a 268 average, 21 home or 67 RBI, and that's his best season. What was his average for his career, though? Career? 264. 264, 101 home runs. Not bad at all. I mean, it's okay. So his best season was a little bit above his average. Yeah, 784 OPS that year. He did all right.

He did okay. I mean, that's a mediocre career. That's something you can be proud of. You can hang your hat on that. He's a mid-level platoon kind of a, you can play right, you can play left, you can throw him in center if you're desperate. It's either that or somebody who has a broken leg

or something of that nature. Salary cap's got you affected and you need somebody to play all positions in the outfield. Absolutely. So then he ends up going to the Dodgers. He's traded from Detroit to the Dodgers. Notice all the trading.

Voluntary. We don't want this guy anymore. This guy can go. This guy can go. And we're going to get to why. 97. He's a free agent. He's signed by Cleveland

who signs him as a free agent and then trades him in June. They had this man for like three months and they were like get him. They got him through spring training and got him the fuck him in June. They had this man for like three months. That's so fast. They got him through spring training and got him the fuck out. Yeah, they could not tolerate him anymore. So they send him to the Yankees. And where was he at then? He was in Detroit at that point. Detroit plays in Florida. No, Cleveland, Cleveland. Cleveland plays here. So they got him into the Arizona desert, back home where he went to high school,

and they dealt with him for three months here and got shipped him the fuck out. So get him out of here. Send him to the Yankees. Somewhere where he should be comfortable is in Arizona. I'm a Yankee fan, and I was paying attention a lot to the team at this point in time. And Chad Curtis, like I said, he's a good fill-in guy. You'd be like, okay, Curtis is playing today.

He didn't play every day, but, you know, that sort of thing. He was pretty good. He actually hit a giant home run the game winning home run in the walk-off three of the 99 world series against the braves and he did a thing that i really thought was cool at the time too i'm like i love this chad curtis guy obviously didn't know a lot about him i love this never had a beer with him exactly uh jim gray tried to interview him and at that time jim gray had taken just some really unnecessary shots at Pete Rose and really really went after him and just his character

and just tore Pete Rose to shreds and Curtis came out to do the post game interview and looked right at Jim Gray and said I'm sorry but all of us have decided that since what you said about Pete none of us are going to talk to you so have a good night and he walked away and left Jim Gray standing there with a microphone at the time that resembled a dick

he had the expression of someone dropped a dick in his hand and he was stuck with it in the middle of the field on national television. The only thing to get him back would have been Jim Gray saying, I got a teenage daughter. That might have helped. Okay, so Chad Curtis, let's get into his character. Chad Curtis is a rip-roaring evangelical Christian.

I mean... Huge fan of those. It defines everything that he did. He was traded... When the Yankees traded him to Texas after the 99 season, the offseason, a Yankees official, unnamed, said it was because we just couldn't take him anymore. They said we grew tired of him they said quote his act grew tired he said once he got comfortable all he did was preach a crew

of people that thank god after every great play couldn't deal with this man couldn't talk well chuck knoblock the yankee second baseman at the time you might remember him having the yips throwing and he couldn't throw he could he was great and then he couldn't throw to first base and it was a mess. He had the Steve Sacks disease. So Chuck Knobloch was partying a lot and they said, hey, Chad,

you're a nice Christian guy. Keep an eye on Chuck for us. Make sure he doesn't, you know, just go off the deep end. Have him toe the line, would you? So lunatic Chad Curtis

is like banging on his hotel room door at 3 o'clock in the morning. He takes out his free range to start reading Bible verses. It is unreal. Jimmy's about to open a beer. Let's hear that.

Yes, sir. So he's doing that. Chuck Knobloch's like, what the hell's going on with this crazy guy? Then he's trying to preach to Derek Jeter. Derek Jeter's like a hugely famous guy. He's having sex with Miss Universe. Everyone, yes.

Anything else that falls in. It was Webb as he's walking around. He's a sex with Miss Universe. Anything else that falls in, it was, you know, Webb as he's walking around. He's a playboy of New York at this point. Panties just, they fall from buildings on him. He doesn't even know where they're coming from. They're flying from the upper deck as he's up to bat. He's wealthy, he's famous, he's having a good time. He lives in New York City and this guy's going, hey man, listen, you need to get with Jesus.

And Derek Jeter told him, you need to get fucked. I don't think so. Is that the name of Miss Universe? I can't wait to meet her. And at the time, I think if you're pissing Jeter off and you're a mediocre fucking platoon left fielder, you're getting shit-canned at that point. Have you fucked Miss Universe?

Because you will see Jesus as well. This guy in every locker room, Rice Clayton was interviewed about him recently. And Rice Clayton, they said, are you surprised? He goes, nah, man. He's like, that Christian shit. He's like, man, people say any old bullshit in every locker room. Rice Clayton was interviewed about him recently and Rice Clayton, they said, are you surprised? He goes, nah, man. He's like that Christian shit. He's like, man,

people say any old bullshit to do what they want to do. He almost got in a fist fight with Rice Clayton over the thong song. He can't take Cisco. That's fantastic. Fucking cop killer,

iced tea cop killer, not that. Right, it's not Fuck the Police by Nwa it was cisco it's a black man with with blonde dyed hair screaming about singing about women's it's a gender ambiguous midget singing about thongs and this guy freaked out he couldn't take it he couldn't take it shut it off in the clubhouse rice clayton turned it back on chad curtis shut it back off it's giving me a boner. Turn it off.

Turn it off. I'm thinking about thug. So then they almost came to blows over this. I mean, this is the level of, and he would, I guess, players would stash porn in the clubhouse a lot, in the bathrooms, and he would find it. Does he not know that a clubhouse in baseball is like a garage? Anywhere you get your oil changed,

there are snap-on calendars with titties everywhere. They're walking around with their cocks out. It's multiplied that by 30, and you might have an MLB locker room. He actually would go in and find the porn and throw it out. You're hiding it from your mother because you've got this flat-topped asshole

running around. Unbelievable. You've got Derek Jeter trying to scrub the last 10 girls off his cock in the shower. And this guy's freaking out about the thong song. This guy's losing him to the thong song. So, basically, nobody liked him. They talked to Gabe Kapler after this whole thing happened.

And Kapler and him were actually... Kapler said he was interested in him because he was so set in his ways that Kapler would like to go up to him and be like, so Chad, tell me why I shouldn't cuss. Just to debate with him. Just to goad him into a conversation. Goad him into hearing his thought process.

And Kapler's Jewish too and he would try to tell him that he needs to find Jesus and he's like, bro, I'm Jewish, all right? We were Jesus. Barking up the wrong tree, right? Yeah. Barking up the wrong tree.

We're the chosen ones, sir. Him and Kapler actually were on Real Sports at the time. Like, a steroid scandal really was starting to heat up, and this was, I think, 2000. It was, like, Chad's last year, and they were the only two players that it was a performance enhancing drug story and they were the only two players that took an on the spot steroid test oh nice and passed and everything so i mean chad curtis had a you know with people you look at me go upstanding guy right teammates everybody ever knew was like that guy's my asshole fuck that guy he is a fucking lunatic uh but yeah i like that he'd say why should i remove

fuck for my vernacular was a quote from him and i'm like that uh but yeah i like that he'd say why should i remove fuck for my vernacular was a quote from him and i'm like that is fucking wonderful i love that a lot um yeah so rice clayton hated him so anyway uh his career comes to an end i guess after 2000 gee nobody wanted this weird preaching fading with fading physical skills platoon left fielder, turning off songs. Insane. So anyway, baseball's over for him. And this is when he gets into teaching. Uh-huh.

Okay, which is, you'd figure, a nice guy like this. Good place for him. He got an A.D. or something, right? Well, first he got his teaching degree from Cornerstone University, which was in Grand Rapids, Michigan. It's a 3,000-student Christian college. Weird. I looked it up. Shocking.

It's an odd place. It's an odd place. They have, like, another branch in Sri Lanka that's, like, some sort of missionary. I don't know what the fuck is going on with this place. Changing lives. It's insane. So, yeah, that happens. Then he works at a place called North Point Christian High School in 2006.

He works there for three years. This is the one, he was the athletic trainer, athletic director, the AD, and the weight trainer there. That's it. He was fired without explanation. That's right. I remember that. I'd really like that explanation, though. I'd really love to call the man that fired him and be like, can you give me at least.

Well, Chad's version of it, they wouldn't... No, they don't want to... No, but Chad's version of it was that they had policies on like hair and dress and that were very strict and they weren't enforcing it.

They were anti-flat top. Chad wanted all the kids to have flat tops is what it was. I'm not even kidding. We have one. That's enough. And, like, low-cut.

And I guess they weren't enforcing the rules, and he was taking it upon himself to yell at people. Because his whole assessment of it was. I saw thongs. He said, I hate thongs. I hate them. Chad Curtis hates thongs. Where is that Cisco? I'll kill him.

Goddamn Cisco. So, yeah. So, I guess he uh the moral police there and they were tired of it apparently he said if you're gonna have rules why don't you enforce them was his quote on it in an interview later on um he also had a short stint at another school uh where they uh he the guy who hired him was arrested and convicted of embezzlement and therefore his position was eliminated. So it was one of those, like, hey, I don't know,

there's some shady, I'm not going to say what happened. Anybody involved in this guy is out as well. Some shady dealings. He was coaching you baseball at the time, which would be great for a kid. It shows up in his World Series ring, saying, yeah, that's how Derek Jeter. Let me show you how Derek Jeter gets down to catch a ground ball.

One on each hand. One on each hand. Let me show you how he catches a ground ball, but not women, because you don't need that. Just Jesus. Not women, just Jesus and girls. Just Jesus. Yeah, so then he ends up, after that, he ends up at the Lakewood Public Schools. Here we go.

This is when it gets interesting. Now, before we get into the whole diddling mess here, we are going to go to a new segment on Crime and Sports, which is our news segment. This is a new segment, and it is the news. This is Crime Sports News. We're going to do this every week. Just a quick segment. So let's throw it to our news correspondent from a female point of view because there's just a lot of testosterone here. So let's give the female point of view a chance. Let's throw it over to Sarah. Here's the news. Thanks, guys. Well, here is today's news. There's an article and it says NFL can't keep out felons

if colleges protect them. So basically, it's saying that the NFL will ban prospective draftees with domestic violence, sexual assault or weapons convictions from attending the annual scouting combine. This sounds awesome, right? Wrong. Colleges and teams will go to great lengths to protect these players or cover up for them. So far, six women have filed a federal Title IX lawsuit against the University of Tennessee, accusing them of fostering a culture that enables sexual assault. So six women are filing a lawsuit basically saying that somebody has tried to rape them. And the big issue is that people are coming out after the rape assault and not before. So the

moral of the story is have some self-respect, ladies. Don't date someone who volunteers to be tackled by other men for a living because they have some weird daddy issues. Just because they're in top physical condition doesn't mean they're in top mental condition watch for those red flags be an american see something say something and for god's sakes please blow your rape whistle not your rapist okay thank you very much sahara appreciate that that is uh that's a that that's a female take let's just say that it might not be all female but that's a female take that cannot be denied say that. It might not be all female, but that's a female take. That cannot be denied. There's a take.

At least a take. That's a take. All right. So now that we're back from the news, let's get into the meat of the Chad Curtis story. Get into Chad Curtis's meat. Okay. Well, so he's teaching. He's at the Lakewood Public Schools.

He's coaching. He's the head coach of the football team. He's like the head weight Public Schools. He's coaching. He's the head coach of the football team. He's like the head weight trainer kind of. Sure. He's the guy you go to when you want to get in shape, and he's going to put together a regiment for you. He's a major league baseball player. With a crew cut.

That's the guy you go to at the gym. Find the guy with the crew cut. He'll tell you what crazy to drink. Stay in shape. Exactly. He's not exactly the best left fielder in the world, but he's in shape. You trust a man in a crew cut. Anyway, at the end of this, he ends up being convicted of six counts of criminal sexual conduct with girls between the ages of 13 and 16 and receives seven to 15 years in prison.

That's unbelievably not funny and hysterical at the same time. That's how you round out employment. That's how you wrap up a nine-year illustrious baseball career. Last employment, and how did that end? Oh. Oh. Oh, my. All right, sir.

Well, then. Basically, what he was doing here is, he never did this with boys. Right. And this is the thing, too. Zero boys. He had several levels of, like, a training area. Like, is the thing, too. Zero boys. He had several levels of, like, a training area. Like, he'd take you

in the normal gym. Then there was another weight room separate. And then he had the dungeon, basically. They call that grooming. That's called grooming. He used weights to groom.

He's a shitty... Just terrible at this, first of all. Not, you know, like, something cool that they would like. Like, I agree, here's an iPhone or something.

He's grooming people with fucking sweat brush. He's getting them toned and then fucking them. That's how a gym teacher molests you. This guy is a true gym teacher. This man was born to teach gym. Standing there with his nuts hanging out of his bike shorts. If nothing else, I don't know, I think this was his calling, honestly. He's the guy that you think about

when you think about a gym teacher. So he started with, he started basically trying to help people rehab injuries, was the crux of the whole thing. That was kind of his excuse. His excuse, however you want to put it. There was three girls.

That is his Ted Bundy's cast. That is his Ted Bundy's cast. That's his Ted Bundy, yeah. And in court, several of his older students at the one he had a brief stint at, the school he had a brief stint at, several of those students testified that it was kind of a running joke that he took special interest in the girls. And I guess he would, like, pull girls out of class to work special with them. Surprise, surprise.

Yes, it was like a running joke that this guy, yeah, Chad, he likes to diddle the young girls. What kind of joke is that, first of all? This is like a 45-year-old man, 42-year-old man at the time. And he's like, he's going to diddle fucking Sally over there. She's had a good life so far. She'll bounce back. Tara will be back in a minute. She's going to go bang Coach Chad.

So there was several girls. There was actually three that he was brought up on the charges for and a fourth that they didn't charge, but she testified that things were weird. And there was also a babysitter, a girl that babysat for him. When there's three that it happened with, there are definitely two that were on their way. There's more, yeah. And it was the the pattern of it and anyway so he starts there was one that we're going to call her kayla this article i read

it's uh sportsonearth.com is the website and greg hanlon is the author of this article and this man what a great man what a great man because i mean i think i'm knee deep yeah in xmlb diddler this guy is like he can't even see right now. He's spent some time. Up to his eyes. He's like straining his eyes to see over the pile of diddlers. He is up Chad's proverbial ass.

For sure. He is, definitely. As is, I hope, others in his prison experience because he fucking deserves it. This guy's a dick. Absolutely. Anyway, but he did,

it's not even a, this isn't the thing that you're going to get to. It wasn't like a violent thing. It was a very like gradual, he's scum. He's very loving with his kid ruining.

And he used Jesus to get in with these girls. These girls were all religious girls. This was kind of a Christian-y area, a lot of religious people. And he used Jesus

to talk to these girls. He would take them in, first he would do like, he would show them what to do and show them exercises and weightlifting. And they said he would kind of touch around their hips and stuff like that. Where they were like, hey. But they were like, oh, he knows what he's doing. He's an MLB baseball player. He's supposed to be there.

Yeah, he's showing this is what needs to be done. And they trusted him. And all the time, too, he's talking about the Lord as he teaches. He's talking about Jesus and what a good Christian. So anything he does, they're like, oh, well, it must be for my own good because he's, you know, Mr. Curtis. My cervix should feel the diamonds on his Yankees ring. Exactly. Because that's what Jesus wants.

Sitting there like, Steinbrenner, did you have to put the rubies on that, you son of a bitch? They're not even princess cut. What's up the baguettes? It's terrible. It's terrible. That's awful. But it's true. the baguettes? It's terrible. It's terrible. That's awful. But it's true. Your baguettes broke my hymen.

So we get Kayla is the first one that we're going to talk about here. And Kayla is a friend of his daughter who is about the same age as him also. She's over his house. She knows him. Horrible. She completely trusts him. I mean, there's no, you can't trust anybody more than that than he she trusts him a respected teacher community leader famous guy friend's dad christian

talking about the lord yeah that's what you're into that would be a red flag for me yeah you're not going over there anymore that's if some guy takes me in a windowless room and starts talking to me about the lord i'm getting something up my ass and I'm getting the fuck out of that room. I'm going to break an ankle kicking the door down. I'm gone. Absolutely. It's not good. So he brings her in

and he was touching her a little bit. And then he started with an athletic massage. And he started doing a massage thing. She had some injuries. Listen, I jerk off

to a lot of those pornos. I know what happens. Yeah, he had her on her back. He had her on her stomach. He was rubbing her back. He was rubbing her back he was doing stuff and he had her tell you can you get your shirt off get around your shoulders shirt comes off she's in a sports bra and he slips off she had like some shorts on with spandex underneath slips those off and uh then he flips her over starts getting the abdomen area yep lifts up her shirt up her shirt. All right. Says, is this okay? Yeah.

And she's like, doesn't say anything. She's frozen at this point. Of course, with fear. So he mounts her, gets on top of her, straddles her, and starts rubbing

the breast. The breast area. The flat chest. Let's be. Where breasts will be eventually. We don't know. That's so sad. 15, 16,

they could look like anything. So we have no idea. And it doesn't matter if they're whatever it is. They're 16. That's why I'm going to say breasts. And I'm going to keep this very clinical. Anybody that was just jerking off to that,

put it away. Stop it. Back in your pants. Stop it. Honestly, I'm going to use technical terms because I really don't want to do this because these are 15-year-old girls.

Throw the word hymen out there and people, it shrinks. I have a daughter. Yeah, yeah. I got a little girl too it's that's terrifying my daughter goes to gym class and i'm frightened so my girls never met chad curtis thank fuck for that lucky kid so he would you know he told her she was too tense and all this stuff and he's rubbing her her breasts and she's staring at the ceiling in complete, you know, catatonic. Praying that it stops. Whatever.

Because she believes. So, anyway, this goes on. She gets, he gets off of her. Afterwards, he's telling her, this is a pattern that emerges, keeps emerging. He keeps saying that he'll go up to a person after he does this to them and he'll go, hey, we did something we shouldn't do and we can't do that again. Oh the term we a lot as if it was a to incriminate them as well as if it was a mutual decision and you know that way i don't know some psychological trick that he learned from the pastors a lot but either way this is and then he would talk about the lord

yeah we can get in a lot of trouble for this yeah he asked her to pray she he asked him to her to pray with him afterwards and she didn't want to she took off and she was like this is messed up but uh she he said you know that was a mistake never happened never happened again she was so embarrassed and everything she continued to go over his house to play with the hangout with the daughters and acted like nothing happened and and after a couple weeks everything was fine sure and he she started to trust him and then same thing happened we're back in the dungeon it's massage time oh it's massage time and uh this time goes a little further he uh takes her shirt off again she's like oh boy it's happening again this time he starts kissing the breasts and doing mouth things to it. As he's doing this, he takes his hand and puts it down her spandex.

Oh, boy. And. Yeah, yeah. And breaks the hymen. And I don't know. With the Yankees ring. I have no proof of that. But the rubies were a factor.

But it was in that area. Yeah. It's not good. Jeez Louise. So this is what he does. I guess this went on a very short time, like 10 seconds or whatever, and then he stopped, and they got their shit together. Start praying.

I don't know what you do after you molest somebody. Start praying and saying sorry. I don't know how that works. When you're Christian, I imagine that's how it goes. He asked her if she liked that, and she said no. And he said,

look, you know, I didn't do anything, and we need to not do this again. Would you pray with me? Please don't go to the police. Oh, good God. He even tried to say, you can go to the police

if you want. I understand if you have to, but I wouldn't want my kids to never see me again because I'd be in jail i wouldn't want this my wife would be yeah blah blah blah because she knows these people and then again do you want to want to pray with me and she declined she's like i'm good on prayer at this point i think we've i think we've spent enough time today prayer got me the yankee ring yeah yeah in a place i don't want it so i'm gonna fucking cut the prayer cloth right now so So, yeah, so she takes off.

She is kind of horrified. She ends up going, she let time pass, too, because this one was horrified. She didn't want anything to do with it. He would make small talk while he did it, too, and talk about Jesus

while he was touching her. He's talking about Jesus, I guess, when he didn't have his mouth on her breast. Yeah. That sounds like every, like, Christian marriage, though. Just, oh, God, horrible, right? her he's talking about jesus i guess when he didn't have his mouth on her breast yeah um that sounds like every like christian marriage just oh god horrible right that's how i imagine every christian person like super super christian or super catholic that's their sex yeah it's so

gross and the thing is at one point he confronted her yeah whereas like look we did a real problem with yourself we need to yeah get right with jesus and all that and started quoting the bible and she's like whoa what the you know what i mean so anyway uh yeah ask her asking them then asking her to pray with him that kills me too unbelievable so this this this asshole then uh there's more here as we get to a girl named jessica uh not a real name obviously thank you Jessica here now Jessica

this is an interesting one also too because this one was there's a little more to it yeah okay

Jessica he got his bearings about him now he knows how to do it yeah Jessica would get pulled out of gym

class for 20 minutes at a time to work special with her oh boy and this pissed her boyfriend off good

and this pissed off good I like this guy yeah I want to hang out with him yeah red flag yeah um so yeah so uh there's a really smart kid there's a ruby missing out of that ring something but somewhere i don't know where's kayla so anyway anyway so jessica she's in there they they get he would massage her same things the massages and it would be the same thing he would creep up slowly then oh let's take the shirt off real clinical i do you mind if i lift

your bra next thing you know he's feeling it up to um these two exchanged 115 texts between february and april of 2012 that's a lot of communication it's a lot of community and most of it that they were cut now there's 85 deleted texts that they don't have. Most of what was recovered was about workout times, was about this, was about that. But there was a couple where she said, like, you know, hey, I would go for you if it was a different thing. And, like, it got a little weird and personal.

85 pictures of his dick next to a Yankees ring. Exactly. Yeesh. Lots. Yeah, like, Brett Favre's got nothing on this fucking guy. This guy is just. The Yankee ring would give him away. Absolutely.

Not a lot of those. Better delete that. Better delete that one. And then finally he said, you know, we should stop texting so my wife doesn't get upset. Sure, of course. You know, God forbid you don't want to get caught. So he got 85 deleted texts. And Snapchat isn't around yet. Yeah.

So then finally she has a rib injury. He goes in, same thing. He starts diddling. He raps. He diddles her a bit. That's a convenient place to have an injury. It is. Right near your titty.

He rapped her. He put a rap on her because she played volleyball. He put a rap on her and sent her back out. And she sent him a text afterwards even saying the rap was good. This was after he lifted her bra up and gave her a little feely-feely. But he didn't do any kissing or anything like that. He did it in a way where she went, did I just get felt up or not? Literally she said, I don't know if I just got molested but I feel a little feely-feely, but he didn't do any kissing or anything like that. He did it in a way where she went, did I just get felt up or not?

Literally, she said, I don't know if I just got molested, but I feel a little molesty. I feel like my nipples were just flipped. I feel a touch molesty right now. I don't know if that's good. Was that a pinch on my nipple? That's weird.

Yeah, and he would, like, rub her. He would move her underwear aside to get her ass. Oh, God. Yeah, for a massage. Oh, dear Lord. And he would literally say, well, the glutes are where the lactic acid builds up.

That's where the Lord wants me to rub you. Literally, that's where the Lord wants you. Nuts, right? Insane. And then we get to, and I think this is the most probably egregious. This one I feel the worst for this girl because this girl, she's very religious. She was really

deep in the christian circle very trusting of him sure they played she played another volleyball player and this girl when it came out when she decided to speak up about it she was completely ostracized yeah because she's in the christian circle and guess what all the fucking christians supported this guy with the charges they were all like not chad chad can quote the bible to you he's not a bad guy he can tell you what leviticus i don't know anything i don't know anything about it so i can't help i've heard of that verse yeah that's a verse something there i don't know what the fallopians or something like something fallopian 1222 says the ruby will not fall off the ring. Get inside

her hymen. Oh, God. Unbelievable. So horrific. If you're uncomfortable at this moment,

sit tight, because it's going to get worse. It's horrible. And I'm just as uncomfortable as you are.

This man is a complete scumbag. What a piece of shit. We'll say he didn't have sex with any of these girls.

Not yet. He didn't pin them down. No, he didn't have sex with any of these girls. No, not yet. He didn't, like, pin them down. No, he didn't have sex with any of them. No, no, that's what I mean. Yeah, he did not. Yeah, I don't know. In the future, when he's released, anything's possible.

Anything's released. The world is his oyster when he's out of the deck. Anyway, so yeah, but what he did, I think, was worse because he was in such a position of trust with these girls.

Not only did they trust him as a teacher and as a, you know, just a community figure, but he's also, he's using, he would massage these women and he would say, he's not, by the way, girls not only did they trust him as a teacher and as a you know just a community figure but he's also he's using he would massage these women he would say he's not by the way he's not a massage therapist no he's nothing like that but he's not licensed i have experience with real high-end literally like you know i was on the yankees guess who played sports i have world series rings i know how to i know how to uh give a massage this has happened before i felt this

before so yeah unbelievable so tight there so yeah so this one girl, they called her Alexis here, the black bald girl. She went, she wasn't black and bald. She was black bald. Ostracized. Sorry, that really didn't sound good. That really, yeah. This bald black chick that he was talking to, she went to him after hurting her knee sledding. That's how she's a kid. That just tells you she's a kid. That tells you how childlike she really is, that she still sleds. When was the last time you sledded, James? I don't know. I would like to sled.

I've taken my children sledding. I put them in the sled and I pushed it. You didn't go in it? And then I stood at the top. No, I'm not a child. Pussy. I'm the size of one, but I'm not one. I get it now. I get it now. I sled right now. I think the last time I sled I'm not one I get in one I sled right now I think the last time I sledded

my wife was pregnant and she couldn't sled with me because she was pregnant and we went to go see snow you only live once so I sledded

I think I was 25 well lucky for you you did not get treatment from Chad Curtis because this girl with her sledding injury she only went to him her quote was

I was just sick of hearing him ask oh boy he kept saying let me work with you individually let me work with you individually

and so she literally was like fine your ass looks tight he actually said that oh boy he said to the one girl the last one we were talking about

the Jessica girl that she had a nice athletic butt oh boy and the front of the boyfriend i guess and the boyfriend was like that was the other thing too he was telling her that she should dump that boyfriend because he's immature he's wow unbelievable killer told that to a woman as well yeah he's like dr phil but diddling at the same time so this girl yeah

this one like i said super religious he was he would rub her while he was lecturing her about how atheists can be taught about god and how he could go about how she could go about that um there was a point where there was another girl uh rachel who was also this is the one that testified yeah but she didn't use her charges the savior so this rachel girl she testifies. I guess Rachel goes down into the athletic room with Alexis, and then he ends up saying, hey, why don't you go get me a medicine ball, or go put a medicine ball away, or some shit with a medicine ball.

You know, she'd take a hike for a minute. Yeah. And so, yeah, so I can get in the middle of it. Listen, there's some medicine balls somewhere. They're really heavy. Go move those around. Yeah, so that was not good. It would take you a while.

And this girl said, while it was going on he was feeling her up doing the same exact thing. At one point somebody came in with keys because it's a locked room and she heard keys jingling

and he like froze and she said she saw the look of panic on his face and she went oh wow I'm being molested. Literally she didn't know if this was okay or not

or she was like really like is this what you're supposed maybe this is what they do like maybe this is what in the majors and you have a problem and you want to hit 300 you got to get your tip massaged you know your breasts sorry they're 15 so anyway so you know so at that point she said oh my god i'm getting molested this is not. So there's molesting going on, apparently. So the Rachel girl testifies. There's also a girl named Brittany who was their babysitter. She took Chad Curtis, and I have to say this, because she went with Chad Curtis' family on vacation to babysit the kids,

and at one point she had sunburn, and he rubbed lotion on her. Absolutely. In what she felt was an inappropriate fashion touching getting a little too close to the ass area gotta make sure that noxema gets into the unburnt spots too and then guess what he told her after they after he after the lotion incident i guess it had to do with jesus did jesus but guess what he said we oh no we were we were very very inappropriate we did something wrong. Oh, no. We were very, very inappropriate here today. We did something we shouldn't have done.

Britney. We can't do that again. Yeah, Britney. We can't have a hard-on while rubbing lotion on teenage girls. Listen, Britney, you really messed up today. Yeah, so just a horrible, horrible interview. And this is what comes out, too. When he's finally interviewed by police after these girls come forward.

There's only one interview by the police, too. Finally interviewed by police when, and I guess they record all this, when the detective mentioned the word lotion, he became visibly ill and laid down on the floor for a while. And said he just didn't feel good. Yeah, yeah. And the detective said, gee, what's wrong? And he said, I'm just so hurt by this. I work so hard and try so hard and care so much about the kids that this is crushing me. Of course he is.

It's the Lord and together for the kids. The Noxzema. It was the Noxzema that did it. Jesus Christ. What a horrible, horrible. It was the Noxzema that did it. Jesus Christ. What a horrible, horrible person he was. So he does this. So he's in court now. And the crazy thing about the court proceedings

is all the girls testify to what happened. There's Rachel. Also, there's Brittany corroborating everything. There was a principal who this poor guy uh he was he he was told one time that where is coach curtis and they said she he's down in the weight room in the dungeon with the with a girl and he was supposed to be putting ice down there on her he went down the girl was sitting on the table with ice on her he was at his desk so he was like everything's normal so he didn't think anything was wrong.

So, I mean, he knew what he was doing to get away with this stuff for a little while anyway, but he wasn't real good at it, as we can see. He's going to catch up with him. In court. Everybody testifies against him. He's convicted. The jury does not take long to convict him

on the six counts. Good, as they should. By the way, he could have taken a plea deal. There was on the table for him that would have got him a year and a half. And the deal was the year and a half would have been in county jail as opposed to a state facility. Which would have been, I assume, much easier for him. Less World Series rings of other people's in his orifices of any kind. So, yeah, he doesn't want to do that.

And his excuse was, I can't get up there put my hand on a bible and say i did something i didn't do because he's so christian oh boy so he's so christian he sticks with the lord i hope jesus is with him in prison and i hope he gets raped with a crucifix on the other side yeah he thinks also that uh he thinks also that the Lord is on his side because, and this is what a dick he is. This sums up this asshole in one phrase. This reporter who interviewed him in prison, by the way, he's in the middle of appeals and he's going against his counsel's vehement wishes and doing a fucking interview because he's got such an ego that he needs to know. I got to tell everyone that I'm right. You got to tell everybody the right way.

Even though this is horrible for my legal situation. Anyway, so yeah. He wears a bracelet in prison. This is what it reads. Jesus led the perfect life, and that got him crucified. Oh, boy. In other words, I'm Jesus. Oh, boy.

I don't even need to explain what the hell that's saying right there. He is comparing himself to Jesus and his level of persecution. Unbelievable. Yeah.

This guy can't keep his fingers out of teenagers. Jesus, I don't believe, fingered anybody. Unbelievable. But he believes that this is his cross to carry. This is his cross.

And he's such a jerk. He gave over half his money when he played. He gave to anti-abortion, pro-family groups. Pro-family means anti-abortion. They should throw the book at him for that. Just for that. Opening a beer. One and a two, one and a three.

He's such a dick, too. He was mad at Andy Pettit, the former Yankee pitcher and borderline Hall of Famer, and also a Royd guy, too. But he was mad at Andy Pettit, who was one of his Bible study chapel fucking pals, because they were

real good friends, and when Andy Pettit was considering retirement, he would call Chad Curtis and they would mull it over. But, gee, once you get charged with molesting three kids, Pettit didn't want

to talk to them anymore. Shocking. Andy Pettit absolves himself from you it is time to to change your ways sir yeah so he he does this uh so at this point in the proceedings he can make his statement you would like to have anything to say during sentencing he makes an amazing an amazing an amazing uh testimony here he starts saying that talking directly to the girls saying that we really need to pray literally saying that you know what you did was wrong oh and you know and talking about jesus and and people were shouting things out at him calling him a jerk and and they're heroes scored it out of the courtroom because he they couldn't even get through it because he's such an asshole then he says to the Kayla girl the Kayla girl because I guess because uh at this

point too she's not friends with the daughter anymore whatever but he thought they were tight so he's saying look you know Kayla you know this isn't what happened yeah and you know we should hope maybe someday the two of us can write a book together about this that wow that's awesome write a book together that's so great like hey look we both said we've been through this like basically he said look we're in the middle of a crazy thing together you know like they like they started like they started a restaurant and it caught on and let's write a book about when we started the restaurant

like we read it's an independent record label and we started an underground yeah everybody can't wait to hear our story

no the only person that can't wait to hear your story is this judge and this jury saying they're the fucking boogie you psychotic fuck

he said that the good news you know he said when you guys are ready to admit that you're liars I'll be the first to forgive you. So he offered his forgiveness to

them, which is a real... Because they all banded together to throw you in jail. Alright. Wonderful human being for that. But he'll forgive them, though. He's a good guy. Give me a break here. He's got compassion. Yeah. And he also complained later on in an interview

that the... Anyway, I'll tell you this first. The prosecutor, the prosecutor called it, quote, the most selfish, self-serving, victim-bashing statement I've ever heard in my career as a prosecutor. Oh, I want to hang out with that prosecutor. How great is that guy? And then the defense, too, the witnesses they called, they called a witness that was there, a psychological witness, to say that the whole thing was post-event information effect, which is basically saying in the news there's a whole lot of diddling, so it's just being transferred on to him. That's just what it is. Which I'm sure that does happen, but not with three girls that he sends the exact same thing too right and throws up at the sound of the word lotion so no fuck out of here and he still he asked this interviewer uh asked him uh you know just asking him stuff and he's so just he's so angry with them he said have

you ever seen pretty little liars that's his his thing and he said that they're um they they uh he treat that he was never molesting them. If anything, if he was putting his hands on them and anything inappropriate happened, it was because he treats sports injuries as aggressively as he played baseball. That's a quote. He said... That's a quality quote. Just like running into a wall or breaking up a double play.

Just like running into a wall or breaking up a double play. I will slide into second base, massage your ass, and finger you at the same time. Exactly. So whether you're taking out a small Dominican fella that plays shortstop for a living, or you're losing precious gems inside of a teenager, whatever the case is, this guy... I will fucking murder your hymen. Do you hear me? Oh, he's terrible.

He's a horrible, horrible person. And that's the tone of the whole interview, is just, hey, man, you know. And he puts together sports programs in jail, and he's like, no, nobody messes with me. Everybody knows I'm a good guy. It's like, how has nobody stabbed you? Good God. none of them have

a hymen to break jesus maybe they're looking to play another they're going to feel the team for the longest yard in baseball yeah i don't know if this is a crime but if you're in jail stab chad curtis find him if you want to stab snuff you know what don't just stab him because i said if you're really just dying desperate to stab a guy, that's your guy. That's all I'm saying. That's it. If you gotta move up the ranks in your criminal gang in prison, find him. File down your toothbrushes.

I encourage you to incite a riot if that is the one and only casualty. Open a very vital vein, please. His delusions of grandeur self-importance and his fucking ego never stops too because he also said the first accusation came on my three-year-old's birthday the second accusation came on my 11-year-old's birthday and i was arrested the

day of my 19-year-old's graduation you think that's a coincidence i do i think the girls got together and they were like okay chad's curtis's kids third birthday when are the most important right in his children's lives hold on where's the calendar guys let's really get organized seriously hold on wait a second i do i do i think actually i think that if there is a god he is speaking to you telling you that these events are happening on your children's birthdays because you fucking ruined children's lives. Yes. So it should ruin your children's birthdays.

Yeah. And in turn, he is also not doing too well. He claims everything's great and everybody loves him and everything like that in jail. And his wife still believes in his innocence and sticks by him. And the whole deal, and I'm sure half of these christians do too this he's just a good christian man you know touting the lord and they're right well you read his bracelet right there that says it right there that's their the insanity uh recently he was uh in 2015 he was in court and he needs a court-appointed lawyer because he appeals. Why? I can't wait. It's the best

statement of all time. He needed to testify as to why that was. They asked him, you know, well, what is your net worth? You played nine seasons in Major League Baseball. Why do you need a court-appointed lawyer? First of all, I gave half my money to fucking douchebags

who stick their heads in other people's goddamn business, number one. That's first of all. Second of all, right now, I'm completely broke and they said,

well, can you declare your net worth? His net worth, according to him, is he said he had $39 in his account plus in his cell he had about

eight packages of noodles. about 8 packages of noodles about 8 packages of noodles that is my favorite thing of all time per noodle let me just say if you had a dollar a noodle wouldn't that be great he'd have $47 at that point

so he'd still need the fucking life 8 packages of noodles you know that things have hit a low yeah for you when you're asked to declare your net worth and you include noodles what's the inventory sir eight packages of noodles sir and i have three pairs of underwear with holes in the tank also do you should i declare the but he declared the noodles in court because He's an honest Christian. Do you sell each championship ring for four boxes of noodles? Yeah.

Oh, God. I love it so much. He included noodles. With noodles. So, yeah. Chad Curtis has his noodles here. Chad and his noodles, basically basically is where we are. Eight boxes of noodles.

It's so fantastic. He did not clarify if they were boxes. I'm assuming they're ramen. Yeah. I know they have the cup of noodles in prison.

They do. But he said packages. When I hear packages I'm going with ramen and that's fucking amazing. I can't get over that. I love that so much. I wonder if his agent gets like

three quarters of a packet of noodles. Do you get 10% of a package? Hey, those noodles are part of mine. Oh, God. Don't forget 10% of the flavor, too. So, if you're feeling bad for Chad Curtis, Chad Curtis has to do at least seven years in jail.

Thank God. At least seven. But this... And when was he convicted? What year? This asshole, 2013. All right. This asshole now, because I guess they did, in Michigan, they did different sentencing guidelines.

They passed a law last year that has new statewide sentencing deals. I hope he has to drink the water in Flint. So he actually now can. He has a certain amount of time to decide whether he's going to put it in or not. But he can actually put in for a new sentencing hearing based under these guidelines

and try to get less time from his seven years. All right. So Chad Curtis has been in jail almost. He's been two and a half years in jail now. So who knows, based on this, Chad Curtis could be out on the street. I don't know. Anytime. A couple of years.

We don't know if he decides to go through with this or maybe he's going to sit in jail. Maybe he's happy. I don't know. Doing the sports program in jail or whatever. But yeah, Chad Curtis sitting in jail at this point, which is good. We have to pray. We have to hope, pray. pray all right whatever you believe in hope that he fucking starts a riot and gets another 10 years yeah because this is so horrible

this is a that's a miscarriage of justice granted he didn't he didn't rape them no with the penis but but by far by large and far whatever that is, he really is a piece of shit. That man's a horrible person. And he's a serial rapist, a serial molester at minimum. Yeah. And this is the beginning. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If he didn't get caught.

Right. Oh, it's going to get way further. He would have been. Absolutely. Yeah, there would have been full on. Absolutely. If he didn't get caught, one of these girls would have either had something terrible happen to them in the past. Sure.

Or God forbid if one of these girls thought they were into it maybe too because they don't know and they're confused. And then this asshole takes advantage of it and who knows, you could have a little fun. And now Bill Cosby's out in the news and he has a whole new idea. And at that point too, Chad, he'd be the first one going, let's get 400 bucks together. I'm going to take you over to the old Planned Parenthood and we're going to take care of this. 400 bucks or do they take noodles? That's the question you need to ask yourself. Does Planned Parenthood accept noodles? How do you do folks? I got an abortion here. Do you guys take noodles? I got eight packages

of noodles, if you guys are interested. Seven. I had to bribe her with one to get the pussy. Ah, shit. No, she ate all the noodles. There's one left over. You can't have it. Smorgasbord of noodles. Are those a... To wrap up, Chad

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