Crime in Sports - #354 - Throw Your Problems Into The River - Kenny Britt
Episode Date: May 9, 2023This week, we look at an NFL player, who seemed to wait until he got to the NFL to start getting into trouble, and making a general fool of himself. He's had so many police interactions, that... he might as well have joined a department. His driving is a major problem, but his attitude, and the company he keeps are what really screw him up. Did he bail out a friend, who was accused of throwing a stabbed teenager into the Hudson River? It's this kind of publicity that made him a constant problem for the league, his family, and himself!!Stay home for college, always hang around with the wrong people, and take all that you have for granted, until everyone finally gets sick of you with Kenny Britt!!Check us out, every Tuesday!We will continue to bring you the biggest idiots in sports history!! Hosted by James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman Donate at... patreon.com/crimeinsports or with paypal.com using our email: crimeinsports@gmail.com Get all the CIS & STM merch at crimeinsports.threadless.com Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things CIS & STM!! Contact us on... twitter.com/crimeinsports crimeinsports@gmail.com facebook.com/Crimeinsports instagram.com/smalltownmurderSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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That said, let's do this.
Holy shit.
Let's get it on with the asshole of the day here.
Kenny Britt.
Do you remember Kenny Britt?
I do from the Titans.
From the Titans.
Absolutely.
He is a wide receiver.
Kenneth Lawrence Britt.
Is that right? Sounds very upper crusty doesn't it yeah little kenneth lawrence over here very whitened and and on a yacht
it does kenneth lawrence brit is heading the davis cup team this year like i could see that
they go oh wow okay he must have uh graduated from harvard or whatever. Oxford or Yale or some fucking place near water where they.
He's got an Oxford polo tucked into some very short khakis.
Yeah, some college near water where they have enough money for boats.
You know what I mean?
That's a distinction right there.
What a life.
Now, he's born another Bayonne guy here.
Is that right?
Chuck Wepner, obviously.
He's come up lately because he fought Sonny List and the Bayonne bleeder himself.
He is born in Bayonne, New Jersey as well.
Kenny Britt.
He is born, this is going to make you feel old, September 19th, 1988.
His career's over.
And he's already got an episode and everything.
What?
Yeah, it's wild stuff.
Well, he's almost 35 now. He's he's almost he's almost 35 now so yeah but yeah it's like i remember 88 what are you talking about
that's crazy so yeah um we'll talk about old kenny brit here what a fucking story this guy is now
he's hard to find anything really on his childhood and his like yeah i guess he had an uneventful
childhood apparently nothing that nothing that would shape him where he'd have to bring it up
later and be like well this is what happened you know yeah i grew up in an orphanage and it was
none of that shit uh bayonne orphan bayonne orphanage his mother's name is michelle his
dad's name is jack wow that he's got one brother that we can find nothing of note yet nothing of
note there um his his of note comes way later it's uh yeah he needs to get famous before he
starts fucking off he keeps it together for a while here uh he went to bayonne high school i
guess in new jersey or went to high school in new Jersey. Yeah, Bayonne he went to here.
He gets attention pretty quick here.
He's a wide receiver, first team all-county player when he's a junior.
And then there's an article in the paper here from 2005 about him being recruited by Division I schools and received written offers from eight
schools, including Iowa and Louisville.
He had a lovely childhood then.
Yeah, it's not going too bad at all.
I mean, shit, it's not a yachting childhood, but he's still crushing it.
He's on his way for sure.
He's ripping it up here.
So his senior year, I have some stats here, he's a receiver, by the way.
He played in eight games.
He had 24 receptions for 462 yards and six touchdowns so that's not bad one quarter of the one quarter of his catches
are for touchdowns so that's pretty good and he also had two carries for 30 yards too on the ground
so not too shabby there um he is ranked as a four- star prospect coming out of high school what the hell does that mean they
they give these high school prospects star gradings yeah and that's as far as like that
way you can tell who got the good recruits in college oh they got this many five stars
exactly um he's a four star prospect which is very high yeah out of five yeah neither of us
together could be a one so he's a
he's a four four out of five is good good for him and he's a big he's six three 225 he's a big son
of a receiver he's a big receiver so i mean he looks like a you know not a receiver he looks
like a tight end or something especially for high school he must have been shedding high school
cornerbacks like nobody's business so he is recruited by a lot of big
schools very big schools around the country but he makes the mistake the crime in sports mistake
no if we say never go home he says i won't leave home i won't leave home damn it i'm gonna later
on i don't care i'm staying home, which is bad.
What's the Jersey College?
Rutgers.
Oh, he went to Rutgers.
He went to Rutgers, which is about the best Northeast football school.
That's an Ivy League school, right?
No, no.
Rutgers is not Ivy League.
No, not at all.
Princeton is Ivy League.
That's in New Jersey.
Is that what's over there?
Yeah, Princeton's in New Jersey.
That's Ivy League, not Rutgers.
But Rutgers is like the Northeast is not big in football powerhouses.
Pro football is what's important up here, and it's just not the same.
So we don't have that.
That's like the South is they like South,
and the West is more into college football.
Northeast is more into college basketball than that.
Okay.
We have all the
big east teams and that's where uconn it yeah the uconn and georgetown's and right there in dc and
you got st john's and all those syracuse and it's a lot up there uh philly you got villanova so um
uh here with uh with rutgers here um he there were everybody thought he was going to illinois
before that but he chose rutgers
yeah which the illini the illini yeah yeah illinois so it's interesting that he's that he's
goes to rutgers though because that's always bad when these guys have the stay home yeah because
yeah you're not you're not going out and learning anything new you're right you're insulating
yourself and keeping yourself in this bubble that is what you're right you're insulating yourself and keeping yourself
in this bubble that is what you're used to and hanging out with the same idiots and you're not
growing up at that point if you're going home every weekend to do your fucking laundry you're
not growing up that's that's not you need to be on your own you know you need to go through a
couple of nights where you're like damn i really wish my people were here and they're not yeah if you're if your mom can come clean your dorm you need to get further away
you need to get further away yeah you're too close exactly so uh but he goes to rutgers and uh
he's in the lineup as a freshman actually as a true freshman too they don't redshirt him at all
and um i guess he had the school had a win over louisville and he had a bunch of catches in that game
and it was a big deal because it was a big win.
Rutgers got like half decent for a minute,
but traditionally they're not like a powerhouse of any kind,
of any sort.
Why is it that I'm so aware of Rutgers?
Is it their basketball that made them?
No, their football team, I can't remember when it was,
but it was sometime in the last 10, 12 years.
They had a run where they were good for a couple of years.
And I was like, oh, shit, Rutgers.
That's weird.
And you might know them because you've watched The Sopranos several times and Jackie Jr. failed out of Rutgers.
Remember?
He flunked out of Rutgers.
That's why you're so aware of them, I think.
They say you should go back to Rutgers constantly.
The word Rutgers is used
a million times in that show they want him there a lot that's the school to go to for him so yeah
that's a big deal and uh uh but yeah he has not he plays in nine games has 29 receptions for 440
yards and two touchdowns in his freshman year so that's that's great for a freshman pretty good uh to 2007 he has uh 62
receptions for 1232 yards and eight touchdowns and he averages 19.9 a catch my christ 20 yards
a catch is no bullshit that's my god yeah he led all sophomores in college football division 1a
in uh receiving yards yards per reception and he finished 11th and 5th in those categories for all of Division 1A.
So that's pretty goddamn good.
He led the Big East Conference in those categories also,
and he was on the Big East All-Conference team.
And on the school team, he's named the offensive MVP for Rutgers University.
Maybe that's why he went.
He knew he was going to be able to stand out there.
That's another thing, too.
If you go to a small school like this, you are going to stand out.
And there's going to be a lot of press about you because you're a hometown guy.
So there's going to be a lot of that.
It is going to feel good.
I'll tell you that.
To go to your hometown school has got to feel great.
But it might not be
best for your growth in the future it's how it is but uh yeah eight touchdowns for him that year
not too shabby at all uh 2008 he's named to the pre-season all big east teams like all of the
pre-season teams like he's expected to be to be awesome uh here uh he is uh He'll be named an Honorable Mention All-American as well.
He's a third-team All-America in 2008 and first-team All-Big East.
12 games, 87 receptions.
That's a lot of receptions for college.
1,371 yards, seven touchdowns.
So goddamn good, basically.
So now he's been in three years that was his junior year i don't know
if he's gonna at rutgers i don't know if you're gonna go much higher than this i was i was
wondering that already like three years in college is a long time to be playing football it's a lot
wide receiver like freshman year he didn't play a lot so that's fine so yeah you want to get that
that year now you got to show you could do it two years in a row but now you've done it two years in
a row now what right yeah we done it two years in a row.
Now what?
Yeah.
And you're on Rutgers, so you're not winning national championships.
No.
So what's the reason to stick around?
And who knows if that quarterback was graduating and the guy behind him doesn't really, you know, doesn't drive with him.
We have no idea what it is.
But he's 20 years old at this point, and he announces his intentions to forego his senior season,
declare himself for the NFL draft here.
The Rutgers beat North Carolina State 29-23 in the PapaJohns.com Bowl.
Which...
The what?
Dude.
Why is that a thing? Before, i knew this part was coming up and
i'm like oh man i this sounds made up like i could have said anything and it would have sounded as
real as the papa john's.com bowl but that's not even the papa John's bowl. The Papa John's dot com bowl. Dot com.
Bowl.
That's genius marketing on their part.
That gets people to want a pizza right now.
Well, not a Papa John's, hopefully, if they have any taste at all left in their mouths.
Holy Christ.
Papa John's dot com.
Dude, these bowls are out of control.
We've got too many. If we've got a Papa John are out of control. We've got too many.
If we've got a Papa John's.com bowl, we've got too many.
It's just they rename all these bowls.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Remember there was the Outback Bowl.
They had the Something Weed Eater Bowl at one point.
And there's all these weird-ass bowl names.
I think it's the Fiesta Bowl by Tostitos now.
Yeah.
Which is stupid. They've called it the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl by Tostitos now, which is stupid.
They've called it the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl forever, but at least it stayed the Fiesta Bowl.
They just slapped Tostitos on the front of it.
This bowl should be the Papa John's or whatever brought to you by.
Let's do that.
You can have the Hyundai Rose Bowl.
I don't give a shit, but don't change the name of the Rose Bowl.
But there's only a few of them that have those names, the Rose Bowl, the Orange Bowl, the Cotton Bowl.
There's a few of those.
The Sugar Bowl.
The Sugar Bowl.
Yeah, there's a few of those, which they sound like actual nouns, like a bowl of sugar, which always made me think about that. But the Papa John's dot com ball is ridiculous.
And I'm sure it doesn't exist anymore.
I'm sure it's a different name now.
Thank God.
But now it's cryptocurrency or some Bitcoin horseshit.
That's I'm sure what it is now.
Oh, God, it's so annoying.
Some ethos dot com or some shit. What what is that company i don't even know what
they do i don't know what you do i don't know what you make it was do you have a product at
least when you say tostitos i know what the fuck you're talking about i know i see a tortilla chip
i see i see it going into the salsa like on new year's Eve in Phoenix. I see all that shit.
What I don't see is Papa John's dot com bowl.
So now Kenny says, quote, to tell you the truth, I was sitting on the fence.
He said he had a two hour meeting with family members and the Rutgers head coach, Greg Shiano, who went on to be with Houston, wasn't he, Sciano?
Oh, yeah, Coach Sciano, yeah.
That's making a team like Rutgers go to any bowl will get you an NFL job. There you go.
Yeah, in college, if you're a coach, there's a couple different paths.
You can be a major program guy, and then you have to win national championships,
or you can go rebuild a shithole of a program, make them, you know,
fucking six and five, and then you're a hot commodity in the NFL.
Get yourself an OC or a head coaching position.
Absolutely.
He says, this is Kenny, it's always been a dream to go to the NFL and the gateway is open.
So I feel I want to take my chances and leave early.
They're projecting him as a high second round draft pick but um because he's went to a smaller school and uh but he he he thinks he's got a good shot and he
doesn't want to stick around rutgers anyway so okay 2009 nfl draft comes around on april 25th
jimmy number one pick of the 2009 NFL draft. Andy Dalton.
I don't know.
No, it's a quarterback, though.
Is it?
I had a feeling.
Matt Stafford.
Oh, close, right?
That was Stafford, yeah.
Andy Dalton may have been in a year longer, too.
I think so, a couple years later.
Matt Stafford was number one.
And Andy Dalton was not a number one draft pick.
I think he was a second round, third round pick or something.
But Matt Stafford, yeah.
Matt Stafford's the number one pick that year.
Detroit.
Yeah, Detroit. Jason Smith with st louis after that let's see he only played 45 games in his career that's not a
good enough who that is it's not a good pick uh kansas city tyson jackson aaron curry mark sanchez
number five wow it was he was in that long ago? Yeah, 2009. Remember, his heyday was 2011, 2012.
Cincy, Andre Smith, Darius Hayward-Bey after that.
Jesus, BJ Raji, Michael Crabtree.
This is kind of a shit draft here.
Matt Stafford is still playing.
That's crazy.
Yeah, yeah.
That is unbelievable.
Oh, Josh Freeman.
Wow. Yikes. I's still playing. Yeah, yeah. That is unbelievable. Oh, Josh Freeman. Wow.
Yikes.
I forgot about him.
Holy shit.
He's there at number 17.
Michael Orr there, blindside.
Oh, yeah.
He's number 23, Percy Harvin.
So, I mean, guys we've heard of, but nobody, not a lot of Hall of Famers here in this draft.
It sounds like the only one still playing is Matt Stafford.
Yeah, Clay Matthews in there, too.
Finally, number 30 right
right ahead of beanie wells oh yeah with the uh arizona cardinals who played in 51 lifetime games
that's a real great first round pick arizona is kenny brit here number 30 overall to tennessee
he goes and um yeah it looks like from what I'm looking at in the first round,
he's the smallest college so far picked.
Really?
Yeah, Northern Illinois.
Larry English, a linebacker from Northern Illinois.
Otherwise, it's a lot of Georgia, LSU, USC, Alabama.
Where football lives.
A lot of those here.
So he signs with the Titans.
And he is on the 2009 Titans.
He plays in all 16 games that year.
Yeah.
Which, you know.
He's a rookie, huh?
Not too shabby at all, yeah.
Six games started, too, so he's a big, fast guy.
Put him in there.
What are we talking about?
Yeah.
He was a rookie. I don't even know who would have been there,
but he ended up being their number one receiver.
The guy was a monster.
He's a monster.
The thing about receivers are they're the most easily plugged in rookie year
players there are.
They really are.
Because there's not a lot of – you can give the guy six routes,
and that's what he does.
You know what I mean?
Especially if it's a big, fast guy. You can can plug a quarterback has to know the entire playbook where everybody is it's
hard to plug them in running backs have to know every blocking scheme to know every hole they're
supposed to hit and all that kind of shit defensive players there's a lot of shit wide receivers you
can kind of be like okay you're the number three guy you're running a fucking out and over and
that's it that's what you do.
And fucking, you know, you can plug that guy in, and he can make an impact.
And he does here.
He has 42 receptions for 701 yards and three touchdowns.
Wow.
So not bad at all here.
I'm surprised they didn't have him return kicks or something.
Usually a young receiver is a—
I think it was—I think Cortland— no, I don't remember who was there.
I watched this team a lot.
I don't know why.
I don't give a fuck about this team.
They were on a lot back then.
But I watched them a lot.
They were on a lot.
They really were.
They were on a lot, as a matter of fact.
You're right.
I don't remember who was running them, but I definitely watched Kenny Britt play a fuckload of football.
Yeah.
Still Jeff Fisher.
Was that what it is?
Did the NFL want to prop Fisher up and give him all the national attention they could?
They were good for a while, too, though.
Yeah, yeah.
They were pretty good.
They were always a playoff team for a while.
And they're good again, but they're not.
Yeah, yeah.
And here they're 8-8 his rookie year.
Jesus.
Not great.
Not great at all.
Yeah, that's good for third in the AFC South, which is a tough division.
That's fine.
Yeah.
for third in the AFC South, which is a tough division.
That's fine.
So that year he makes $310,000 salary,
but he also makes a $1,250,010 signing bonus.
Not bad.
And a $593,000 roster bonus as well.
Oh, and in 2008, that goes so far in Nashville. Fuck yeah. Oh, yeah in national yeah oh yeah oh god yeah you could buy a house in the suburbs there two million one hundred fifty
three thousand ten dollars that year was rookie year wow not too shabby for 21 unbelievable that
is fucking great you know what jimmy i'm gonna say it now grace this i think this is grace for kenny yeah you know i mean he's got
to be feeling great yeah he's a he grows up he goes to his hometown college or his home whatever
area college is a star there right every you know what i mean he fucked every girl in high school
he ever wanted to fuck sure it was in high school or afterwards when he went to ruckers you know what i mean like his life has been yeah just a path of rose petals at this point
in terms of i'll bet he fucked a couple of girls he didn't want to fuck but just did it he was just
bored yeah ran out ran out all the other girls done fucked them all starting over finished porn
hub he finished all the girls in high school all. We're going to the back of the line.
Back of the line is the front of the line now.
Let's go.
That's Kenny.
Good for him.
He starts to have a couple of problems here.
He apparently puts up bail money for a childhood friend who's in some trouble,
and they make a big deal out of it,
that he's still associating with childhood friends who are in trouble,
and not only that, giving them money.
So they make a big deal.
They make a big deal.
This is right after the regular season.
And here's an article.
His uncle said, the title of the article is hilarious,
Receiver's uncle says Britt just has a big heart.
So he's just too kind.
It has nothing to do with being involved in anything.
He says this article is hilarious.
If Kenny Britt is guilty of anything, it's for having a big heart.
Too much.
That's it.
And perhaps being a little naive, according to his uncle here, he recently posted bail of roughly $165,000.
That's a serious crime.
That's what I'm saying.
This isn't $5,000 in bail.
This is either you're a trafficker or you murdered somebody.
You know what I mean?
Right.
Somewhere or another, somebody is very hurt
because of you very in a lot of trouble because yeah if you posted five grand for your friend
and you were like you know what who gives a shit it's 165 000 and that's in 2009 that's a house
you know what i mean like you just put a house up that's like uh what is that 10 5 5 of the money
that he's made oh that he's made yeah five percent of the money he's fucking made and he's like uh what is that ten five percent five percent of the money that he's made oh that
he's made yeah five percent of the money he's fucking made and he's like i'll put it up for
somebody in jersey city uh for a childhood friend this friend has already been convicted twice on
gun charges and currently had all when he got arrested this time had three outstanding
indictments as well kenny you're never getting that money back dude even if you do get that money back what are we doing here you publicly
you can't do that my god i don't care if you got to start another thing and if you're going to help
the guy you got to filter this through something you can't just write kenny brit on a check and
fucking hand that to the to a guy with two gun charges that he was already convicted of.
Convicted of those had three indictments pending and then got arrested for something else, too.
So his uncle here, by the way, the Reverend Alex Britt.
Yeah. He says anyone who knows Kenny knows what kind of guy he is.
And he was just trying to help a friend. It's what Jesus would have done is what he said.
Basically say Kenny is just being Christlike. trying to help a friend it's what jesus would have done is what he's basically saying kenny
is just being christ-like and if you have a problem with that you're the one who if you have
a problem with that you have a problem with christ okay so you want to talk to someone talk to jesus
about it and leave me the fuck out of it that's all i'm saying he said quote this is the uncle
again he just wants to get him on the right track and try to help him get his life turned around.
Giving a man money is not going to do it.
Not if he keeps getting arrested.
He's got three indictments, two gun fucking convictions and another charge.
What are we doing here?
That guy doesn't learn lessons.
I guess not.
So he goes on to say he thinks he deserves a fair chance.
He's just caught between loyalties and that he wants to do what's right.
His friend is Albert Albie Al.
That's what his nickname is, Albie Al.
Okay.
Albie Al Robinson, who's a rapper and facing charges of hindering the prosecution and possession of a firearm
in connection with a murder in Jersey City in December.
You can't get involved in this.
You got to go, listen, bro, I'd love to help you.
I got all the moral support in the world.
Maybe I could slip your lawyer five grand in cash sometime.
I'll meet him at a Starbucks or something, but I can't get involved in murder stuff i'm a rookie like this is crazy i'll load up your commissary and make you comfortable that's
all i can that's all i can do that's what i mean i was gonna say filter through the lawyer so i'll
give your lawyer some cash he can yeah you can have honey buns till the ramen noodles until the
cows come home you can have honey buns till they give you diabetes enjoy i can't be involved in
murder stuff it's not like he got pulled over and it's a he's involved in a murder this is insanity
you can't meanwhile it's now 2023 that was 2009 have you heard of al b al since then no i'll be
out i don't think he's a great rapper he's probably in prison how the fuck is he going to be a great rapper from prison you if you go in and get out great but if you're stuck in there
it's hard to make an album so how'd your investment work wow um now robinson like i said had two prior
convictions for possession of a handgun and aggravated assault for pointing a handgun at
someone oh god he's reckless he was
sentenced to three years in prison previously here but according to the reverend brit the good
the good reverend uh alex brit here his nephew got a call from robinson's mother asking if he'd
help to post bail oh yeah because he didn't he didn't think he could get a hold of kenny from
jail he could get a hold of his mom and he said could get a hold of his mom. And he said, Mom, call Kenny Britt.
He's the only guy I know who has one hundred and sixty five thousand dollars that he can legally show.
You know what I mean?
I want the fuck out of here.
I want out.
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app. Kenny said, though, or his uncle said that Kenny didn't know the severity of the charges when he appeared in Hudson County Superior Court, at which time he agreed to make a loan
to the family to cover the costs, the reverend said. And the family has agreed to pay him back.
OK. Yeah, it happens. So they don't have it now. You you heard my friend needs bail money and you went okay how much like
you know what a couple grand i mean what you know how much bail could it be oh no 165 000
and you didn't go whoa that sounds serious what the fuck is he in there for right yeah
he just showed up and said 165 000 for albie al here you go albie al's mom 165 000 here you go what the fuck and then
went what did he do this is this is really boating well for his future isn't it that he's really
acting without asking without answering without question just without anything, just doing it. This is crazy.
But the reverend said that he's yet to pay any amount.
It said he showed up in court to pay it.
So how the fuck did he not pay it?
Either he paid it or he didn't.
You don't agree to pay it and then they let the guy out.
You actually have to give them a fucking check.
It has to happen.
It has to happen.
You don't just go, I'm Kenny Britt, so it's cool.
No, no, no. He's under my care and supervision now.
So he says that this Britt here, Alex, the reverend, said he's been mentoring Kenny for years at the request of Kenny's father.
So he's been.
What about his dad?
I don't know.
I think the good reverend knows what he's doing here.
I think the dad said, listen, you do this.
I got other shit going on.
So he says that he plans to talk to Al B. Al's attorney in the coming days to determine how to proceed.
The Titans declined to comment on the matter and have not instructed Britt on how to handle the situation, it says.
Reverend Alex Britt also backs this up.
He says, quote, Kenny wants to be responsible to the Titans.
They have been very good to him, so he will follow their advice as to how to proceed.
It was naive not to ask those questions beforehand, what it was for, the situation.
And his friend doesn't like to see him get negative press as a result of this oh i'm sure his friend will go right back to right back to county and fucking wait
a year for his trial happily i didn't mean to cause you any trouble what are you nuts
think bad of you kenny i apologize i'm so sorry i should have rotted in jail this is
i think he knew that this was probably going to get some press this is 2009 not
1987 yeah there's i mean you know we're doing fantasy football online now we're not turning
it up in the newspaper this is in 87 it might knock it out you know what i mean it probably
won't unless some reporter really looks into it but in 2009 oh is information is flying in an app on your phone.
I mean, ESPN fucking the app needs needs something to keep putting up there to justify you having that shit refreshing constantly.
So, right.
You know, they're going to look for shit.
Alex, again, here, the reverend says, quote, But I want to help the guy myself and I am not going to turn my back on my nephew or albiel okay i won't turn my
back on him damn it the reverend gives a shit about albiel reverend cares yes he does i won't
turn my back on either of them i don't know why you turn your back on your nephew that makes no
sense nobody's asking you no your nephew needs advice right now hey here's advice for you don't post bail for people that are anywhere in the
periphery of a murder plot okay there's there's my first bit of advice for you feels easy yeah
feels easy ask what the why you're in jail when someone needs that much bail money when their bail
says i need bail when you go how much if it's If it's north of $10,000, it's serious.
It's a serious.
And 10%, $160,000, that's $1.65 million.
Was that the bond?
Did he pay 10% of that?
That's fucking crazy.
Or did he pay $65,000?
That says he paid $165,000.
Yeah, that's north of $1 million.
That's insane.
That's a very serious crime.
That means they're very worried about that guy being on the street, number one, and running away, number two.
They don't want him to – they don't trust him.
They priced it that high because nobody has that kind of money, and especially people that are involved in horrible crimes like that.
Probably not.
They don't know that he has a football player friend of his.
So he says – I want to help the guy myself.
He says, everybody deserves a second chance. football player friend of his so right um he says but i want to help the guy myself he says everybody
deserves a second chance now if i need kenny to distance himself from it and i will take over
from here that's what i'll do i just need the money yeah okay but it's you're still doing it
as his proxy what's the fucking difference that the point is he's involved with people
who are in the periphery of a murder plot.
That's the point.
What are we talking about?
What the fuck is happening?
Twice convicted on gun charges.
One of them was pointing at someone.
He's dangerous.
It sounds like it.
You know what?
Let's do it in their own words and let Kenny explain this himself because he might, I think maybe he'll just need to.
I think it's so weird we need to hear from Kenny on this whole thing.
He'll make us understand.
Let's see if he can.
Here we go.
In their own words, quote, Albert and I are childhood friends, and I'm in no way condoning any of his past actions.
There are a number of people that I grew up with who have had problems. Myself and others
were fortunate enough to find our way.
We want to try to help some of the others
who had problems and show them the way
to success. I'm hoping Albie
can be one of those guys.
Okay.
Here's the thing.
It's just...
You gave
him. You didn't show him the path you're just handing it over you're just
you're just saying let i'll work and i'll take care of this you're doing nothing for him you
think the uncle would go hey teach him to fish you know what i'm saying you think out of all
the people involved in this story he'd go listen you can't just throw him a big salmon once in a
while you gotta let's buy him buy him an ugly stick and take him to the pond let's get him a pole and some lures and get him a shark sure spinner bait we'll take
him out there get him a remco let's get out of here come on let's get going so this is this is
fucking interesting and listen isn't that where that phrase comes from the teacher man deficient
from the bible yes that's why yeah so i mean the reverend himself he would be the one yeah that's it's a real it's a real fucking christiany thing to do so yeah i'm just thinking
about this whole thing and like i get listen don't abandon people i'm not saying you should
abandon people but when you go to the nfl in 2009 yeah you know you are under not just a microscope
you're under one of those ones like that nasa uses to see atoms you know what are under not just a microscope. You're under one of those ones that NASA uses to see atoms.
You know what I mean?
You're under one of those.
It's every movement you make.
Let's be realistic here.
Anything that happens, if you go to a restaurant and tip poorly,
that's on social media the next day.
You better keep your P's and Q's straight.
Absolutely.
You know better
than this and and when you're in that spotlight you the old old fucking cliches have to resonate
with you like when somebody shows you who they are believe them because that's what this guy's
doing he's already shown you he's been in prison for three years on gun charges he's gonna do it
again and i'm not yeah and even a non-moral judgment, I'm not saying that.
I'm saying just in terms of being smart, you don't show up at court yourself for that.
Right.
If he gave his uncle, who seems to really want to be involved, if he gave him $165,000
and then his uncle, who's not a famous person on a fucking NFL football team, went and bailed this guy out do you know how much attention it would got zero zero who gots that's
the fucking point this guy said no i'm gonna go down there myself i'll go down there hold on let
me braid my hair so i really everyone can see me and um i'll pick him up and we'll have lunch i'll
wear my jersey why don't i like it's like he's out of his fucking mind.
That's crazy.
Have some common sense.
Tapping in and clenching. Yeah.
Yeah.
Talk to your agent.
Go, I want to help a guy, but I don't want to do that.
Can you help me?
How do I do this?
How do I put – his agent would have probably told him who to put it through or helped him with it.
Probably told him don't fucking do it.
Don't do it.
But do you have any relatives?
Give the money to them.
No one's going to notice if you give your uncle $165,000.
Who cares?
So now the county prosecutor questioned Britt's judgment in dealing with this.
Obviously, he said, this is Edward DeFazio.
He said, quote, in our society, people are judged by the company they keep.
It's clear that there's a longstanding relationship between the defendant and Mr.
Britt. But these charges against the defendant are very serious.
One being a homicide related incident.
You can easily see what the guy is all about.
A victim was shot to death in Jersey City.
Yeah, that's not great.
And in addition to this, this week, while this is going on, Kenny himself gets arrested in Glen Ridge, New Jersey, for outstanding traffic warrants totaling $865.
He went to a court with fucking warrants.
He went to the court with warrants.
Yeah, I don't know if that's how he got arrested or if it was a separate incident.
But either way, that's too much interaction for one week with any sort of courts and law enforcement, any of that shit.
Now, the Reverend, though, he says that's not Kenny's fault.
The Reverend's hair is getting more silver by the moment here.
He is the silver-haired, middle-aged white man of this story.
He will defend him for anything.
He said that it's actually my fault
personally oh i drove kenny's car yeah well no he said he said uh when he went to pay the
outstanding tickets in july he was told brit could avoid getting extra points off his license
if um if brit appeared in person because brit was in nashville with the titans at the time
so he put it off.
The uncle said he didn't pay the fines and then it went unpaid and then warrants came out on him.
So he said, Kenny gave me the money and said to pay it off.
And so it's my bad.
This is on me.
Whoops.
Reverend said, quote, the traffic violation was my fault.
Well, no, he did the violation.
Maybe the payment.
He said he got arrested because I didn't pay the ticket like I should have.
He has not written a check yet.
He is 21 years old.
And believe it or not, he's never written a check.
I've written every check for him.
It's very embarrassing.
It went to the level it did.
OK.
Apparently, his uncle's handling his money as well.
Yeah.
Which is interesting.
Very interesting.
So the next thing comes out, and it's an article just saying he's a giving person.
He's just a giving guy.
What a heart.
He's just got a huge heart, and that's all it is.
You know, he said his uncle is back in another article now.
His uncle's a spokesman, clearly.
Really?
He's the spokesman.
He said, listen, yeah, that's right.
He bailed his friend out of jail, who's not a great guy.
That's true.
But he's also done a lot of really good deeds.
What's that?
As well.
Well, quote, Kenny has donated over $100,000 to my church.
Oh.
He gave money to his uncle's church.
Okay, that's nice.
Bought an organ for the church
bought a van for the church bought a car for his sister and a car for a friend from rutgers
kenny's broke kenny is spending too much money in his rookie year let me just say down kenneth
jesus he's really confident in his abilities i feel like he's like i'm gonna have a 10 12 year
career because if i don't i'm gonna going to be poor. So I better.
He's not even thinking about being poor.
No.
No, not at all.
Well, he feels good.
He's 21.
He feels invincible.
Jesus.
I'm not getting hurt.
I'm nothing.
I'll be fast and strong forever.
Oh, God.
I wish.
Imagine feeling that great.
Just for 10 minutes. If you woke up in the morning and felt like that for 10 minutes, wouldn't that be great?
I can't be hurt.
Every time I've ever made, I thought it was going to be the last time i've ever made oh
absolutely yeah oh god that's it well i better save this and i'll be starving well hope dinty
more's on sale telling you man uh the reverend goes on to say quote he donated sneakers to
basketball teams here and before christmas went to Walmart in Murfreesboro and bought stuff for
the kids. But those things haven't been reported. He just likes to give to other people, including
people, multiple felons with homicide related gun charges. Whether it's little kids that just
want to play basketball or old ladies that just want to play church organs and sing the good word of the Lord out from their lungs and their hearts or a
multi-time convicted felon, violent felon with a homicide-related gun charge.
He doesn't see distinctions.
That's what it is.
He just lives to give.
Helps everybody.
Wow.
That's wild um then six months later six months go by and his attorney now now he's got an attorney speaking for him sure like hey
tell your uncle to shut the fuck up he's not helping so this guy now uh this attorney says
that uh he never posted bail for that guy. Never did that. No, never happened.
So he said, I know you guys reported that he did, but no, absolutely not.
It didn't happen.
Never posted bail.
Quote, he never posted bail.
People tried to get him to do it, but he never did it.
Then why does uncles come out in multiple articles and defend it, considering that his
uncle's the guy who wrote the check?
Because he says, Kenny's never written a check.
I write all his checks.
So the guy who wrote the fucking check said he did it.
So what's happening?
Because he's got such a big heart, and now he didn't do it at all.
Yeah.
And also, there's some, you know, disagreement even with the prosecutor.
He's saying that he doesn't think Britt actually technically posted the bail either.
Really?
Yes.
Apparently, Britt was one of several people who appeared in open court in January and agreed to guarantee the surety of the bail bond, which was $165,000.
The bail bondsman's the one who posted bail.
Literally.
You guys.
Yes.
He paid the bail bondsman who fucking did it.
Which is posting bail.
That's posting bail.
If I was in jail and I said, Jimmy, come get me out of jail,
you'd go to a bail bondsman.
Right.
And then you'd pay him and then you couldn't say, Imy come get me out of jail you'd go to a bail bondsman right and then you'd
pay him and then you couldn't say i didn't i didn't bail james out of jail you absolutely
fucking that is insane that's the definition of bailing somebody out that's what wow his attorney
said he never posted bail and then they found out yeah he did that That is that's fucking bonkers. I mean, I guess technically he didn't.
But he did.
He didn't walk to the court and hand cash to them.
But it's certainly his cash.
That's what I mean.
And then so his lawyer now, Britt's lawyer, says that, quote, I know when you post bail, you pay a fee.
I have no knowledge what DeFazio, the prosecutor who said that the bail bondsman paid the bail,
uh,
is referring to.
I'll have to speak with him.
Okay.
Um,
this lawyer says that I wasn't representing Kenny Britt in January.
Uh,
so,
you know,
I wasn't under my purview,
but whatever.
Uh,
she does know that,
uh,
Al B.
Al and Kenny grew up together,
obviously here.
And, um, obviously, here.
And Robinson was arrested.
It was the second man charged in the June 5th murder of a 17-year-old named Jermaine Williams.
A goddamn child. Who was shot in the abdomen during a gang-related confrontation between 70th and 90th.
Wow.
70 and 90 Hudson Street.
Unbelievable. So, no matter what, his friend is involved in gang shit here like you can't be involved in that shit if you're in the nfl it's
not good for you you can't when a child's getting hit for christ's sake that's what i mean you can
be involved in that shit and you can get away with it for a few years but then you know where you end
up oh right back in jail on On this show, which is worse.
I feel like that's worse.
I feel like, honestly, a lot of these people, a lot of these guys have said,
would you rather do six months in county or have these guys fucking rip on you in public for three hours?
I feel like they'd be like, you know what?
I'll just, I'm going to do the three hots and a cot for a minute because this is.
How's the food?
This is getting weird.
So, yeah, they said this is uh how's the food this is getting weird so um yeah they said this is defazio after williams the victim was down on the ground seriously wounded we allege that
albert robinson went over to him picked him up and threw him into the hudson river what threw
him into the hudson river they shot a kid, picked him up, and then launched him
into a body of water.
The river. Now, by the way, if you're not
know nothing about the East Coast, the Hudson River,
don't picture like a little river. It's a
fucking giant body
of fast-moving, terrifying water.
It's huge.
It's New York's Mississippi.
It's a big goddamn river, so tossing
someone in there is really saying, I'm done with this.
Yeah.
I'm going to get rid of this over here in this river.
That's insane.
It's true.
It's what the mob fucking does.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Except apparently better because this didn't work out very well.
DeFazio said that Robinson is believed to be a gang member as well.
LBL. He said, we believe there was a prior dispute leading to the murder, but there could be out very well um defazio said that robinson is believed to be a gang member as well lbl he said
we believe there was a prior dispute leading to the murder but there could be a gang component
as well so holy shit anyway 2010 the titans after all this they go six and ten that's not real good
yeah they had a couple of bad years there it was a few years where everyone's like how does jeff
fisher not get fired remember that yeah they're not this how does he not get fired how is he the only guy in the world that
skates on all this shit it's wild so this season uh kenny plays in 12 games starts seven has 70
or i'm sorry 42 receptions exactly the same as last year for 775 yards and nine touchdowns oh
so stepped up tripled his touchdown production here.
Yeah, no doubt.
But he had some problems this year, and this is when it really starts.
Oh, God.
October 28, 2010, the police are investigating an incident where he's accused of throwing a punch and hitting somebody in a bar fight in Nashville.
Yeah.
Really?
He's at the Karma Lounge nightclub in the early morning hours of October 22nd, obviously.
Two in the morning at the club, you know there's an issue.
Apparently, there's a guy named Harold Pointer who's 26 years old.
Britt is saying that this Harold Pointer is falsely accusing him of throwing a punch.
I didn't throw shit.
Wasn't me.
Wasn't me.
I catch shit.
I don't throw shit.
That's what he said. He's like, I don't do it.
A pointer
told police that Britt joined in a fight
and struck him several times
during an altercation that night.
So they said,
Britt says about this, we probably had some
words throughout the time we were there
and probably the person that did touch
him was probably with me.
There's a lot of probably's in there. And he probably thought so and now touch him was probably with me. There's a lot of probabilities in there.
Yeah.
And he probably thought so.
And now he's falsely accusing me.
That's what happens in my life.
Oh, okay.
It's everybody else, Kenny.
I'm going to go over that statement one more time.
So many probabilities.
We probably had some words throughout the time we were there.
And probably the person that did touch him was probably with me he pro and he probably thought so and now he's falsely accusing
me that's what happens in my life so your crew is beefing with this guy we've been in clubs we know
what the fuck this is his crew's beefing with this fucking guy maybe his if he's got people with him
or whatever and kenny said yo i can't get in trouble. You go fuck that guy up.
And then his friend went over and punched him.
That's what seems like probably.
Probably.
If off the top of my head you want me to create what scenario went down over there,
it's probably that.
That seems more probable.
Yeah.
And that's giving Kenny the benefit of the doubt that he's not the one
who actually threw the fucking punches, which is also possible.
You could probably substitute definitely for probably probably we probably did this probably
did that yeah that's it's not softening at any take the words probably out and we have we had
some words throughout the time we were there and the person that did touch him was with me and he
thought so and now he's falsely accusing me that's the statement
without the words probably yeah that's a much better statement much more truthful i'm sure very
clear that shows just the words probably don't mean shit just take them out they mean nothing
but what he's meaning to say is this that's what happens in my life uh-huh oh woe is me i'm just
there with a bunch of people and we're loud and boisterous and people get hit for that.
You know what happens.
He said, I told the police.
I'm telling the police.
I'm telling you and everybody out there that's accusing me and saying that I touched him.
Touched him.
Didn't touch him.
Now, a Nashville attorney representing the Pointer guy says his client stands behind the information he gave police. He says there were several witnesses to this incident, and the police report account of the incident substantiates what Mr. Pointer has stated publicly.
Britt also told Jeff Fisher, the coach of the Titans, that he was just trying to break up a fight.
Now the story is completely different.
He told his coach that he was involved, but he was just breaking up a fight.
So,
where is the truth here?
So far,
I've heard multiple stories.
Sometimes when you
break up fights,
you gotta punch people.
You gotta punch them
off each other.
That's what it is.
Stop fighting.
Motherfucker,
I said stop fighting.
There,
you wanna fight?
I'll fight you.
Britt was benched
by Fisher
for the first quarter
of the next game,
but he went on to come into the game and catch seven passes for 225 yards
and three touchdowns.
Because they need him.
Because they need him.
Yeah, thrilling fantasy football owners all over the land.
Then later on in the week, he said,
I wasn't involved at all in the fight,
and I don't even know what Pointer looks like.
Oh. He went from we probably had some words and then blah blah blah to i couldn't even pick the guy out of a
fucking lineup i don't know shit i had words with somebody i punched somebody i don't even know if
it was that guy now he's he's changed his probabilities to definitelys in this next
statement quote i was definitely at the club. I was definitely having a good time.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's all fine.
I'm 22 years old.
I'm going to go out and try to have some fun and try to live like I'm 22 years old and not be an old man.
That's the whole statement.
What?
What does that say about, did you fucking punch a guy or not, you asshole?
Did you send someone to punch a guy or punch a guy?
What's going on? Kenny Britt, you're pissing me off. That tells me he doesn't know someone to punch a guy or punch a guy what's going on kenny brit
you're pissing me off that tells me he doesn't know how to have a good time if that's a good
time i think he's doing it wrong so um yeah fisher says he might punish brit further after he gathered
more information about the incident and realized that brit has not told the truth to anybody
but he says he hopes to have the matter wrapped up soon.
Nothing really goes on after that.
But he does make $395,000 in salary that year.
And then he makes an option bonus.
I don't know what that is, but it is $2,935,000.
Then he makes, because he hit some incentives,
I guess he had in his contract for money,
$1,439,500.
Holy shit.
Grand total of $4,769,500 this year.
In two years, he's made $6 million.
Almost seven.
Jesus Christ.
Just about seven, as a matter of fact.
Unbelievable.
That is wild. So 2011 is his crazy year okay this is his buckle up everybody um it's all downhill from here oh boy
july 19th 2011 this isn't really downhill it's just kind of funny um he goes to a britney spears concert okay now if i asked you july 19th 2011 where does kenny brit go
how many guesses would it have taken you to get to a britney spears concert how many did he go
did he go i don't think i've ever guessed that never i don't think yeah i think you can give me
as many as many guesses as he's made in the head
i don't fucking know it might be in the six million right i don't know yeah i wouldn't i
would have no fucking idea i would guess he was drugged by drugged and fucked by bill cosby first
before this right and in 2011 so did he go to vegas for this i i guess so but britney
fucking pulls him on stage.
Wow.
I don't know if agent-wise they knew he was there or whatever it is.
She just said, look at this Adonis in the crowd.
Look at this giant man that doesn't look like a fan of mine. Yeah, he's real stern-faced while I'm dancing.
That's weird.
Not singing along to any of the songs.
Well, and it's Brittany with Kenny Britt.
So there we go.
It's the Brits together here.
Yeah, Kenny has been a real dipshit here.
By the way, this year he's already done some dumb stuff we'll get to, but this is fun.
He ends up, there's a picture here where Brittany Spears is, well, roll your chair over.
I'll show it to you because I have it right here.
She's got her legs wrapped around his neck.
She's sitting on his shoulders like he's a dad taking his kid to Disneyland.
Oh, he's standing up.
He's standing up, I think.
And she is sitting up on his shoulders.
Yeah.
And so that is what's going on there.
That seems like a dream come true to a lot of men.
Yeah. She's rubbing her vagina's going on there. That seems like a dream come true to a lot of men. Yeah.
She's rubbing her vagina on the back of his neck.
Right on the nape of his neck.
That's nice.
Apparently in March, he led police on a car chase and got caught destroying a blunt afterwards.
Okay.
So when they caught him, he was trying to rip up a blunt or eat a blunt or tear it apart, sprinkle it around.
Yeah.
He did that.
He's also convicted of careless driving as well.
So, yeah.
But he's got Britney Spears on his shoulder, so all is well.
Now, February 9th, 2011 here, he's got a little bail bondsman problem.
Bails, bails, bails. Bails, Bails, Bails.
Bails, Bails, Bails and Boss Bail Bonds.
That's the name of the place.
Bails, Bails, Bails and Boss Bail Bonds. promise to them to pay $12,500 necessary to get Albie Al
out of jail. Again? No, no, no. This is from before.
Oh, okay. Okay. So they
are suing him for the money he said he'd
fucking pay. So he definitely said he'd pay money for this shit.
They're suing him for this. They're suing him for this.
They're suing him for theft by deception.
Oh.
Yeah.
There's a Jersey City attorney representing Bales, Bales, Bales.
They said that Britt told them that he didn't have the money with him
but convinced them that he was good for it when he posted Bales.
Yeah.
If you're an NFL player, you can show up at a fucking bail bondsman
and they'll let you.
They'll go, yeah, he's got it.
He's good for it.
That's wild.
Try that shit in your life.
Good luck with that.
Wow.
Months later, the bail bonds company said that Britt told them
he never said he'd pay for the bail after it all came out in the fucking media.
He's like, I never said I'd pay the bail.
And they're like, yes, you do.
So it's not great, obviously.
And I guess the Brits attorney said the Bayonne native never posted bail for a childhood friend who's now accused of murder.
I guess LBL, after they figured out he threw a dying man in the river, they charged him.
So April 12th, 2011, he is Jesus Christ.
The police are trying to pull him over, but they do not pull him over here.
He's clock going 71 and a 50 in his Porsche.
Oh, yeah.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Not bad at all.
Good for you.
So I guess they were trying to pull him over. He didn't want to pull over. He's eventually going to get obstructing justice and liar lying to and hindering police officer and eluding police.
After all this, the officer tried to pull him over for speeding, but Britt accelerated and began to weave in and out of traffic, you know, ran for it.
accelerated and began to weave in and out of traffic you know ran for it yeah we've all chased yeah we've all seen that when that goes on um he was weaving in and out of traffic at a high rate
of speed he exited the freeway and tried to walk away from his car as the police caught up with him
not me he thought he got enough space between him and the car. Yeah, not my car. And I guess him and his passenger were trying to flee the scene,
and that's not great, obviously, as well.
So, yeah, he's arrested for this, and that's how that goes.
Now, April 17, 2011, Kenny Britt's dad,
there's an article where he wants Kenny not to go to New Jersey even,
not to be there. He wants him to stay out of Jersey
stay out of Jersey
you have guys that you hang out with that are
accused of murder. Stay the fuck out of New Jersey
The wait
is over. So far
you're not losing. The only thing you're losing
is my patience. Quickly I see that
Ding! The queen
of the courtroom is back
I didn't do anything.
You wouldn't know the truth if it came up
and slapped you in the face.
I see he's not intimidated by anything.
I can fix that.
New cases.
She wanted to fight me.
Leave her alone.
Okay, so, um.
This is not a so, this is a period.
Classic Judy. Did you sleep with her? Yes, Your Honor. Okay, so not this is not a so this is a period
Classic Judy. Did you sleep with her? Yes, your honor. You married his cousin
His brother. That's not him. Yes, ma'am. I would make a beeline for the door
The Emmy award-winning series returns. How did I know that I have crystal ball in my head? It's an all-new season
It's streaming you You can say anything.
Judy Justice.
Only on Freebie.
Also, you have a job in Tennessee. That's crazy.
Just stay there.
Stay there.
Yeah.
So it says that this is because there was the lockout was going on during this time.
So they said,
he's got like,
no,
it's got nowhere to be really.
So that's a problem for Kenny.
He needs to have somewhere to be.
Um,
and apparently they,
during the lockout arrest rates for players shot up by the way.
Yeah.
Which is nowhere to be.
Um,
I guess during this time they'd normally have OTAs and shit like that where
they show up, but they don't for this. So a few of them that took the job seriously just worked out that
entire time and tried not to get arrested yeah yeah they were adults just kind of you know
yeah drunk and hurt people well jack brit says that kenny needs to be out of his hometown
never go home it's a right one of the top three crime
and sports rules never go home stay away you stay away uh jack told the newspaper here the newark
star ledger i'm worried about him all the time but my concern is not with kenny per se it's more
with kenny's friends and he knows that he has too many friends with too much free time he needs to
be around more positive people yeah he's got friends
with no job and they do things to supplement that and they guys get shot and thrown in rivers around
right that's not great um so yeah he talked about albert robinson and said you know jesus christ
this is ridiculous the teenager by the way drowned that's how died. Not from the gunshot wound. He couldn't swim because he got shot in the abdomen
and he fucking drowned in the river.
Holy.
So they're like, you know,
obviously he should be in Nashville,
but the lockout going on,
he's got all this free time and all this.
It's a lot going on here.
So June 7th, 2011,
Kenny is going to plead guilty here
to careless driving charges and he's fined $478 and four points added to his Tennessee driver's license as well.
Yep.
He was originally charged with a felony, eluding an officer, but he had his charge reduced to misdemeanors because he didn't have, like, a full-on criminal record.
Okay.
He just had a lot of traffic shit here and a lot of dumb shit.
They could take into account his dumb shit maybe, but no.
He pleaded guilty via affidavit and all that kind of shit.
So he's had a lot of problems, let's just say.
It's constant for this fucking guy.
He doesn't know how to stay out of trouble,
but then his friends not staying out of trouble gets him into trouble absolutely he's had a lot of traffic
problems too he had three traffic tickets that he was arrested for that one time there um nashville
police stopped him during training camp in august and ticketed him for driving without a license
because he um had gotten a photo ID after misplacing his license.
Jesus Christ, man.
He's a fucking mess here.
He never gets charged in that bar fight, by the way.
Is that right?
Never gets charged in that.
June 8th, 2011, he is arrested again here, or arrested, I should say.
He's arrested in New Jersey.
This was a day after appearing in court for an arrest on traffic charges.
Also,
so he's doing swimmingly here.
He was charged with resisting arrest after two plainclothes officers suspected he was carrying a blunt with weed in it.
This is pre legalization in Jersey and attempted to handcuff him at a Hoboken car wash.
Jesus Christ almighty.
Kenny, Jesus.
Fuck, man.
Hoboken.
What are you – why are you smoking a blunt at the car wash in Hoboken right now?
Did he do it indoors at least and watch it go through the tunnel to the glass?
No, he's probably sitting outside fucking while they're detailing his Porsche.
Listen.
That's not obvious.
You're 6'3", Kenny.
You look like you're an athlete.
I mean, gee, and listen, it's stupid at all for this.
And it's dumb that they're fucking arresting him and hoboking for this.
It's not like it's a, like, I remember, this was, you know, in the late 90s.
I remember, like, walking around in New York City and smoking a blunt and fucking turning
a corner, three of us smoking a blunt smoking a blunt and fucking turning a corner,
three of us smoking a blunt and two cops fucking turning the corner that we're walking,
that we turned on.
And someone, one of my friends was just smoking, and the guy goes,
come on, at least cup it.
He goes, he said, come on, really?
At least cup it, for Christ's sake.
And my friend cupped it.
He goes, thank you.
And then they kept walking and talking.
Like, don't blow it in my fucking face, asshole.
At least try to hide it from me.
You know, like that's all it is.
Give me a reason to say I didn't see it, you bastards.
Yeah, that's all.
Put it in a fucking paper bag.
That's all I'm asking for.
Put the booze in a bag and I don't know what it is.
I don't care anymore.
So this, though, apparently they were attempting to handcuff him and he did not want to be handcuffed here.
The detective from the city's vice squad. this is what you're doing with your time hoboken vice
squad is the vice squad one at a car wash he's got a blunt at the car wash get in there
really this is that's our money that's yeah that's i mean so this is when you go why do
they legalize weed so this dumb shit don't waste money on this that's why I mean. So this is when you go, why do they legalize weed? So this dumb shit.
Don't waste money on this.
That's why.
So you can free up some people.
Jesus Christ.
They said they were in line, the two detectives.
They weren't investigating anything.
They were getting their car washed.
Wow.
These two detectives were in line to pay at the car wash when they smelled weed.
They went, you smell weed?
Let's follow the scent.
And they noticed brit holding a
fucking blunt smoking a blunt perhaps that's it the detective said hey police and wanted to
handcuff him and he tried to wrestle free and push away while trying to crush the blunt in his fist
he's trying to smush it like yeah it's gone now you ever see a magic trick when they do this with
their hands yeah and then they go like that and it's gone.
That's what he was trying to do with the blunt.
I learned a trick in Vegas seeing Britney Spears grind up a blunt and have it be poof gone.
Jesus Christ.
So they say the they believe a man who was with Brit may have disposed of the cigar in the scuffle as police wrestled Britt to the floor and handcuffed him.
He's charged with obstructing the administration of the law, resisting arrest, and tampering with or fabricating evidence.
They never recovered the blunt or found anything on Britt, so he wasn't charged with any drug-related offenses here.
That goes away.
Yeah, he's released fucking ROR here, owner cogniz goes away yeah he's uh released fucking ror here owner
cognizance and uh he's out so june 13th this is all in a week this is crazy this is a busy week
here june 13th 2011 he now has two outstanding warrants for his arrest in tennessee two it comes
out yeah he's suspected of providing inaccurate information on two separate driver's license applications.
What is he doing?
What are you doing, man?
The highway patrol issued warrants, I guess, for him, I guess, for this charge.
They alleged inaccurate information.
Quote, upon his return to Tennessee, it's believed or hoped that he will come surrender himself on the East and be served.
If he does not, upon his return to the state, he's subject to arrest.
So the attorney said Britt will be in Tennessee soon and will deal with the warrants.
His attorney said, we take it seriously and we want to get it addressed and resolved as quickly as possible.
When he gets back to town, we plan on doing just that.
He really kept this all under wraps.
Nobody knew that he was this big of an idiot.
No, that's what I mean.
And it was everywhere, too.
This is amazing, yeah.
In Tennessee, they had to know.
In Nashville, it was everywhere.
But it was not fantasy managers had no clue.
No, no, not at all.
I had no idea.
They should have known. I had no idea.
They should have known.
Apparently, this was after he was stopped in August and he didn't have his driver's license.
I guess he had darkly tinted windows.
He got pulled over.
He lost his driver's license.
He later found it and forgot to tell people that he lost it and then applied for a new one. Forgot to tell them that he found it and then applied for a new one while still having the old one okay so you can't have two licenses this seems like not
an arrestable offense but it's just dumb he's everything he does is dumb um here it feels like
something that they arrest people for now because somebody used this as a scheme to do something bad
oh i'm sure i'm sure yeah if it an honest mistake, it's one thing here.
So he also had separate, Jesus Christ, so much stuff here.
Fucking my God.
June 16th, his charges are downgraded in Tennessee here.
Charged with resisting arrest and related offenses after being, oh, that's, yeah, he was charged in Hoboken here.
I guess he came into court wearing a suit and he brought his father in there.
Yeah.
And if asked if he had any message for his fans, he just replied, quote, I love them.
Probably.
Definitely.
Yeah.
Definitely.
He pleaded guilty to motor vehicle violations, speeding arrest in Bayonne, all sorts of shit.
He's still got the outstanding stuff going on in Tennessee.
He's had seven different incidents with police since being drafted.
Not great.
In two years, man.
In two years.
It's not wonderful.
Yeah, he's got all sorts of fucking problems.
There's the fight, all the traffic shit, the Porsche, the fucking blunt, you
name it.
June 21st, 2011.
It's been like two weeks.
He's had a wild time.
He says, you know what?
This is a bunch of Facebook posts.
He says that, um, uh, he's cursing out Roger Goodell and says that, um, you know what?
He's that he's retiring from the NFL. Oh, and he says, out Roger Goodell and says that, you know what, he's retiring from the NFL.
And he says, fuck you, Goodell.
Yeah, so he's doing that.
Then 25 minutes later, he posts, change of heart.
My agent just called me and told me I don't have enough to do that.
This is not, yeah, I need to have bail money for a lot of people, so I can't do that.
25 minutes later, he said, change of heart.
My family is always here for me.
I made mistakes, and I'm sorry.
I'm going to change and become a better person and mentor for all my young fans.
He went from, I'm retiring, two fingers in the air, fuck you, Goodell, burn this motherfucker to the ground, to, I'd like to be a mentor for young fans and change and become a better
person. Wow.
I will accept my penalty like a man.
The road begins September
11th in Jacksonville. I'll be ready.
Okay.
Then, later on that day,
he denies making these statements at all
and says that his
account was hacked into.
That old.
So 2011, that was relatively new, a new excuse.
People go, they can hack into Facebook accounts.
Wow.
And people believe them.
Now people go, get the fuck out of here with your hack bullshit.
Don't give me that shit.
You did it and you regret it.
He said, my Facebook was hacked with those last two statuses.
They only posted those two statuses, though, didn't they?
That's it.
I am not retiring and do not have any hate toward the commissioner.
So that's pretty funny.
Then he provided a statement later on, a fuller one here.
I have the utmost respect for Commissioner Goodell, the NFL and the Titans.
The Facebook posting, as reported, was not made by myself,
nor have I given any statements to anyone regarding this matter.
It is not a defense but a fact that this Facebook page
and associated email account were hacked and reported more than 120 days ago.
So, June 29, 2011, surrenders to police in Nashville on two outstanding warrants, alleging that he provided inaccurate information on driver's license applications, booked into jail, posts a $2,000 bond, and he's out of there.
So his attorney said, we're on track to get this thing resolved.
It's going away.
Name of this episode should be, let's get this thing resolved.
It's going away.
Name of this episode should be, let's get this thing resolved.
He's here in town to deal with this issue and is looking forward to putting it behind him.
He's good now.
Let's just put it that way.
I think he's learned his lesson, right?
This is the end of the road.
He's not, yeah.
He's a mentor now.
He's not saying crazy shit.
His Facebook account is hacked.
I'm sure it's all fine. Oh, no.
July 9th, 2011.
Arrested again.
Again.
Again.
Arrested again.
What are you doing?
Stay home sometimes.
In four months, he has talked to the cops more than I have in my lifetime.
Dude, live like an old man.
He said, I'm not trying to live like an old man.
Live like an old man for a month and don't get arrested.
I assure you, you won't quit.
You'll live like an old man and you'll be like this is boring then you go you know this is pretty
fucking great pretty nice to not get arrested all the time i haven't seen a coffin so long
reporters haven't been calling me every five fucking minutes i have to think is this like
when training camp comes around like the players like is it like uh almost like a
like a muscle memory where like they, they need to start moving?
Whether it's on the field or, you know.
Got to make moves.
Got to make moves.
I got to get out there and do shit.
I don't know what it is.
So he's arrested in New Jersey again.
Stop.
Stop going home.
He's arrested here.
Oh, no, wait.
This is the same.
Oh, never mind. Never mind. This is the same. Oh, no, wait. This is the same. Oh, never mind.
Never mind.
This is the same.
No, no, no.
It's in regards to his arrest in New Jersey.
He's not arrested at that point.
July 12, 2011, he enters a not guilty plea for this here, for the disorderly conduct they're charging him for.
He's got a trial date and all that kind of shit for his weed and
wrestling match with the cops in a in a uh car wash parking lot he's a fucking mess uh let's just
say here oh and then that harold pointer filed a civil suit against him uh seeking 150 000 in
damages for the punch yeah he's saying that um uh another guy, there's another guy in the fight here.
He filed this against Bradford Miser.
I guess that's Kenny Britt's buddy who probably got involved here.
Pointer says that Miser struck Pointer in the head with a glass bottle.
And while Pointer was still on the floor with Miser on top of him,
then Kenny Britt came up and struck him on the head repeatedly.
So that's his story.
That's his story.
2011, August 23rd, he's got to meet with Roger Goodell here.
He's got to discuss his arrest during the lockout and his easily hacked Facebook account and everything else.
I just watched the draft, by the way.
This Goodell is really trying to relate to young men and trying to street it up.
It's really obnoxious.
It's not working.
It's not working.
You are not relatable.
Be David Stern.
David Stern used to go, next up over here, Shaquille O'Neal.
Here he is.
Here's your jersey, big fellow.
Okay. Like, that's all he would do. He's trying to do hip handshakes with these guys it's annoying you're
a dork goodell yeah fucking get out of here um he says that he's meeting he's hoping he doesn't
get suspended brit said while laughing quote i guess they finally found me ha ha ha but yeah i
heard from coach mike munchak and we'll meet today and see what happens about all of his fucking arrests over here.
He won't miss practice for this meeting because they said that he training camp is over now.
I don't know what the hell is going on here, but they're talking to him about all this, about his traffic problems and everything else.
problems and everything else.
He said that he's fine, though.
Britt said, quote, we're allowed to make mistakes as human beings. And if we don't learn from it, then I could see some discipline.
But I'm actually learning from it.
I'm going forward and trying to do whatever I can for the team.
Okay.
That's it.
God damn it.
This is ridiculous.
Yeah, that's it.
That's it. God damn it. This is ridiculous. Yeah, that's it. The the team Titans player representative right guard Jake Scott said he anticipates a legal fight if Britt is suspended or fined for anything that happened because players receive letters during the lockout confirming they weren't part of the team. Oh. that and it would probably be a good thing for him to do meaning saying he's keeping an eye on them um he says that they've never the coach says that kenny and roger goodell have never met
before he says they've never met they don't know each other and i think it's more of just a kind of
i think it's more of just kind of like i did i know kenny when he came back and just kind of
wanted to hear what's going on let him know what's expected of him and that there'll be
consequences if things go any further.
Hopefully they'll just have a good talk.
Fingers crossed.
Next day it comes out he's not suspended.
Not going to be suspended at all.
Nope, he's good.
The league won't suspend him.
The team won't suspend him.
Everybody's happy.
It's all good.
Now, I
guess his agent has been fired.
He's changing agents.
He fired a guy. He's blaming
everything. He's basically like, it's a new fresh start.
My agent was terrible,
obviously. He tells me to bail out
people with murder charges. It's fine.
Bunch of guys. Yeah, it's all good.
He's got a new agent and everything will be fine.
2011 season, only plays in three games. Start starts all three, 17 receptions, 289 yards and three touchdowns.
Disappointing. The team goes nine and seven.
Speaking of disappointing, that's when they they had finally fired Jeff Fisher and hired Mike Bunchak, which I don't think worked out much better at all here.
He is placed on the IR early that year.
He's injured, so that's the problem here.
Prosecutors in December dropped charges against him.
They dismissed the fraud charges against him.
He'd been charged with the license application thing, but they dropped the charge.
They said during Mr. Britt's testimony, he indicated he was not aware that his license was suspended in New Jersey when applying for a license in Tennessee.
The department's hearing officer found this testimony to be credible.
Oh.
They were charging him.
He just said, I didn't know my license was suspended.
And they were like, oh, well, if you didn't know, that's fine.
Easy enough.
Easy enough.
Easy peasy.
And that was that.
But he knew.
How did he not think at least he had to know i'd be
like it might be i get pulled over a lot like a lot it's probably i paid like a lot of fines i
don't know how many points get you your license revoked or suspended but i was arrested because
i didn't pay my my tickets that's how that's how it's a lot um yeah So he gets away with that one here.
So on June 8th here.
Oh, no, that's the same one.
They're still working out his trial for the blunt incident here and wrestling with cops keeps getting suspended.
The trial keeps getting postponed and suspended over and over to use the word suspended.
Jesus Christ, he's a fucking mess.
He does make $575,000 that year.
Not bad.
Good for him.
February 1st, 2012, after he pleads guilty to disturbing the peace in Hoboken for wrestling with the cops over a blunt, he is sentenced to, you, sir, may fuck off 40 hours of community service.
Oh, we got something.
A whole work week worth of them.
Holy shit.
I'm surprised it wasn't just a fine.
It's ridiculous.
And a $1,500 fine.
Oh.
So, yeah, he gets that.
He says he's ready to do it.
He's ready to what?
Get past this incident and just, you know, that's it. So, yeah, he says, yeah, it was a blunt, no big deal, whatever.
So February 24, 2012, when things are going not so great for you, Jimmy, what do you need to do?
It's a marriage.
You need to get married.
And that's exactly what he does.
He marries a woman named Sabrina Robinson on February 24th, And he's going to have a son and two daughters.
So good for him.
July 20th, 2012.
He's a family man now.
Yeah.
Now he's a family man.
He's married.
He's having kids.
He's doing his thing.
He's also arrested for a DUI on an Army base.
On the base?
How drunk you got to be on a base?
That's what I mean.
Jesus Christ, man.
Everybody's drunk on a base, aren't they this was 3 30 in the morning what he's taken into custody on suspicion of drunk
driving as he attempted to access fort campbell kentucky through a through gate four you don't
you're not what the fuck are you doing why are you trying to enter a fort at 3.30 in the morning?
Why are you here?
Shit-faced.
Go home.
Signs say closed.
Yes, signs say closed.
Why are you here?
Why you go?
You go, you drive terrible.
Go.
But he was drinking, that's why.
Well, yeah, his driving prompted the military police officers to administer a field sobriety test, which showed he was intoxicated, taken into custody, refused a breathalyzer test, which can't do that.
Can't do that.
No.
Automatic suspension and was charged with DUI at that point.
Kentucky guidelines for DUI and implied consent were followed since Gate 4 is in Kentucky.
Fort Campbell straddles the Kentucky-Tennessee border.
He was released on his own recognizance, and his vehicle was impounded on the post.
They escorted him.
The MPs escorted him to the nearest gate and released him without his car.
They just dumped him outside of a gate.
Weren't giving him a car.
By asshole and just pushed him out of a gate.
Now you have a military police DUI and no car.
And no car.
From there, they said Fort Campbell Public Affairs has no information about where he went or how he got there.
There's also no additional information as to individuals who were with him when he was taken into custody.
The charges will be forwarded to the Central Violation Bureau for Kentucky, which will determine all this shit.
Now, August 10th, 2012.
He's fucking just an idiot.
OK, this is a guy named Greg Pogue who writes for the Daily News Journal here in Tennessee.
In Tennessee.
And his opening statement of his opening paragraph of the article is,
thank you for joining today's installment of as the knuckleheads turn courtesy of your nearby professional and college athletes.
Very nice.
Let's start with Titans receiver,
Kenny Britt.
Now we know what official Tennessee's,
we know what an official Tennessee Titans player fine sheet looks like.
On Monday,
Britt visited NFL commissioner, Roger Goodell in New York City concerning his eighth arrest and or run in with the law since joining the team.
The latest being a DUI arrest while trying to enter Fort Campbell during the wee hours of the morning.
Best guess here is he will get a two game suspension.
A day later, he was fined nine thousand nine hundred fifteen dollars by the Titans for missing a rehab session for his injured knee at Titans Sports Park and all this type of shit.
And how did Britt react to finding the fine notice in his locker?
This is funny.
A mature Britt may have voiced his displeasure internally to his position coach Dave Rangone or speak with Titans head coach Mike Munchak.
The immature Brit, however,
took to the social media world
to post a copy of the fine
and presumably spew some gibberish.
You gotta be fucking kidding me,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Don't they know I have kids?
How much did they fine him?
$9,9 fifteen dollars and he said
i'm tired of this shit too the post was deleted eventually yeah um but we're understanding what's
going on here um he's an idiot at this moment in time so why you would do that i have no idea but
he's pissed off how did he not think he was going to get fined?
He knew.
I mean, dude, you.
We read the article where they said Mike Munchak sat down with him. He said, I think Goodell's going to have the same conversation I had, which is clean slate, anything forward, fucking consequences.
Yeah, and here it is.
And he's talking about how he's learned.
He doesn't learn any lessons.
A week later, he's, why are you trying to enter an army base?
Right.
If you see signs that say army base, you don't pull up to the gate.
Are you reporting for duty?
What are you doing?
You have no reason to be there at 3.30 in the morning.
How drunk must he have been to pull up to a gate and be like, this isn't my gated community?
Yeah, I thought he's typing in the code.
Yeah. Why won't this work't my gated community. Yeah, I thought he's typing in the code. Yeah.
Why won't this work?
Missiles are launching.
Oh, there's fireworks for me.
Oh, shit.
This is for me.
Wow, they really treat the players well here.
Very Leslie Nielsen arrival at home when he's drunk.
Yeah, yeah.
So he is suspended here on August 31st.
September 10th, he is placed on the exempt list and reinstated from suspension.
So he's only suspended for, like, a game.
He's back here.
He's back.
He had torn a right ACL the year year before had three surgeries and got a one
game suspension from the nfl so yeah he tore his acl and his mcl in the third game of the season
last year and then got arrested a whole shitload there's the reason that his career is over i got
a feeling that's not great that's not easy he said we've got two great starting quarterbacks
they're going to make me look good so hopefully I can do the same thing for them.
And today was a great practice for both quarterbacks.
I was just out there, and both of them felt – I was out there with both of them, and it felt good.
So he's talking about Jake Locker as one of the great quarterbacks, by the way.
So he's really trying to be a team player.
Jake Locker said, Kenny's a difference maker. When he's at his best, he's probably one of the best in the way. So he's really trying to be a team player. Jake Locker said, Kenny's a difference maker.
When he's at his best,
he's probably one of the best in the league.
It's always nice to have those guys on your side.
That's enough out of you, Jake.
Shut up.
Shut up, Jake.
Why the fuck?
Why was he at an Army base?
I'm still just...
I think he's drunk and got confused
and didn't know where to go.
He must have been.
He had to have been that drunk.
Started driving to Kentucky?
What the hell's wrong with you?
That year he plays in 14
games, starts 11,
has 45 receptions for
589 yards, four touchdowns.
Still hasn't had a breakout year.
No. Hasn't had a thousand yard
year at all. The team goes 6-10
that year, by the way. They're pretty garbage.
He does make $666,178
that year.
So, not bad.
January 13th, right after
the season's over, like immediately,
sought by police.
He's being sought by New Jersey
police for questioning and regarding
an incident that led to...
Now, it's going to be conflicting
accounts here. This account says it led to now it's going to be conflicting accounts here. This account
says it led to his brother being
stabbed. Later
another account will say it was his friend, not his brother.
So either way
he's being questioned regarding a stabbing.
So he shouldn't be around
stabbings probably. That's
not great. According
to the Tennessean newspaper
he dropped his brother off at the hospital but then was uncooperative with police.
Okay.
Doesn't want to tell the story.
Yeah.
He just was going to reservoir dog him and leave him out front.
Just help him.
Don't worry about him.
Don't worry about what happened.
That's not important.
Sew him up first.
Police believe Britt was at the scene where his brother was stabbed.
They don't think Britt stabbed him, but they just think that he's at the scene and isn't cooperating.
The stab wound is reportedly on his brother's back by his
left arm and not considered life-threatening. Police were called to
a party in Jersey City at 3.28 a.m. because of
a reported stabbing that occurred during a fight. When police arrived, they found
nothing wrong.
They were later informed that Britt brought his brother to the hospital with the stab wound, leading them to believe Britt must have been involved.
So they also say a gunshot rang out and from the same place where the stabbing took place.
The shot was fired after Britt went back to the house to pick up his girlfriend.
Oh, God.
Yes.
So there's an altercation, obviously.
Jersey City Police said, quote, they were all involved in an altercation.
So they all know each other and what's going on.
That's why we want to talk to him.
He was involved in the incident, both incidents.
He was there during that time period.
So we're looking to speak with him.
Guns and knives at a party.
What is happening? You're around a stabbing and knives at a party what is happening you're
around a stabbing and a gunshot that's when you bring nope why would you bring that a weapon to
a fucking party that's not a bring beer man bring more alcohol bring ice bring chips no no weapon
jesus get away from my girlfriend we don't know if he shot the shot off or what, but he
memorialized this night
on Instagram
by posting a photo of his brother
and saying, quote, ride for
my brother, cry for my brother, loyalty
and honor. I will die for my brother.
Oh, a nice little poem.
It's a nice little poem. It's not his brother. It's his friend.
Right. We find out later on. That's why they got
the brother part. That's why they got the brother part.
That's where they got the brother part was his post.
Yeah.
So interesting.
January 15th, 2013.
His father, it's a week later, his father says, things are untrue.
People are saying untrue things about my son, including the police.
He's like, this is bullshit.
The whole thing is bullshit.
He said the police want to talk to him about the stabbing that's ridiculous brit said he's fully
cooperating with the police but the police are saying that's not true so uh yesterday it was
reported before this article came out the new jersey police publicly stated they've had no
contact with brit and he's basically gone awol on them brit's father said that that's not true he said quote kenny is not running from anyone he has
nothing to hide he's fully cooperating and the police are saying a lot of things that aren't
true they don't have all the facts kenny is going to clear this thing up a lot of clearing up going
on um why is everything so cloudy why does it need cleansing and clearing swampy murky
fucking waters around this guy all the time and why those are two very different things they said
we haven't talked to him at all you say they're he's cooperating fully well someone's lying here
obviously i don't understand it so um now his dad said that Britt's friend was stabbed while trying to break up a fight, obviously.
We're always getting hurt with these breakups.
The breakup of a fight, people get more injured.
Gosh darn peacekeepers are always getting it the worst.
Yeah, he said he was stabbed there, and he said his son was simply trying to help his friend get to the hospital so he could get the needed medical attention.
Yeah, they said that, you know, why is he not cooperating?
And he said he is cooperating.
Who knows here?
So I don't know what's going on.
This seems to be a lot.
First, it was reported that it was was his brother then it wasn't his
brother then he was fully cooperating then he's not fully cooperating um he's wild he's running
wild everywhere he needs to go home for a minute okay and take a fucking breath you know what i
mean like go inside your house close the door lock it nashville turn the wherever turn the front porch lights off
you know what i mean don't close the curtains yeah no one knows your home pull the car into
the garage and you just order some fucking you know uber eats or door dash or some shit and just
papa john's.com maybe you get a lifetime discount for playing in the papa john's.com ball i'm not
sure if you're in
jersey there's a lot of good pizza around so yeah just relax for a couple days so he goes home and
he's hanging out right and you think that that's nothing eventful is going to happen he's hanging
out at home how could it you know what i mean as long as he follows the instructions as long as he
yeah as long as that goes on but he's sitting there for a minute and uh you know he's he is contemplating he's like i don't know fucking i don't want caddell telling
me what to do and all this type of shit what do i need this for this is ridiculous look at me i'm
an adonis of a beautiful athletic skilled fast man i don't need this and then here's a knock at
the door jimmy boy there's a knock at the door and you know who it is? Who is it? It's Vince McMahon.
Oh God.
CEO and now in charge of everything again and then sold it to somebody else or whatever
the fuck he is now of WWE.
And he says, how is it you've come to arrive here?
You beautiful son of a bitch.
Look at you.
No, no, no.
Kenny, sit down.
We're going to have a talk, pal.
This is, I'm not Roger Goodell. Okay. I have, oh, look at you, No, no, no. Kenny, sit down. We're going to have a murder, let's say there's a guy getting stabbed and thrown in
a river, we're just going to use that.
That's going to be better for you.
Do you understand?
It's going to be good for us is what I mean.
We're not going to have any talks, any sit-downs.
I'm going to go, ha, ha, ha, Kenny.
That's right, pal.
Perfect.
You've done it.
Oh, Kenny.
Kenny, come with.
No, no.
You don't even need anything.
Come with me. I'll, I have clothes for you. Some nice overalls we're going to put on for you.
Let's get that shirt off and see how they look. What do you say, buddy? No,
you don't even need to pack a bag, pal. We got you covered. Come on, pal. Come on, let's go.
Oh, you're going to have some. Oh God. Oh my God. Let's go. And poof in in a in a pile of 1099s and acquisition papers he's gone and
kenny's very disappointed because he was he was starting a bonfire to burn his titans t-shirts
ready for a new career he's ready for a new career uh so vince had to make a little comeback there
he's been very bored on the sidelines he couldn't help it. The man never sits still for long.
I'm back!
Ha ha!
That's right!
You bitches miss me?
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh, man.
So, February 6th, 2013, an arrest is made in connection with the stabbing of his friend.
And it's not him, so that's good.
That's great.
That's terrific.
Police do want to talk to him again, though, there. Police say the case is under investigation and they the influence after trying to pass through a security gate at the Army post.
Is that right?
I don't know how.
There's a five-hour trial, and he's found not guilty because he's also found not guilty of violating the implied consent law for refusing to take a breathalyzer test he he didn't
take a breathalyzer test how are you not guilty of not taking it if you huh it doesn't make sense
they asked him to take it they asked him to take it he said no and they said no he didn't do that
that's not guilty i don't understand that i thought it was like not even disputed whether
he took it or not so um yeah his lawyer, we appreciate the court for hearing us and giving us a fair hearing.
And Mr. Britt is ready to move forward with his life and finally put the event behind him.
Oh, finally.
What's he going to do now?
Clear this all up?
Move on here.
Yeah.
They said he was switching lanes a lot.
That's why they pulled him over.
But there was conflicting testimony on whether or not he failed the sobriety test, they said.
Okay.
Feels like targeting, though, right?
I don't know.
I mean, I don't know if you're-
Just because he switches lanes?
If it's legal, who gives a shit?
I feel like if it's 2.30 in the morning and you're approaching a security gate on an army base,
I don't really think they need much.
Also, at 2.30 in the morning, if you're driving drunk drunk oftentimes when you swerve into another lane you just throw your turn signal
on yeah yeah oh yeah here we go yeah i'm going over here yeah that's all let's turn your turn
signal on commit and take that lane and then you'll go the other way going back and forth
get back over there shit i'm going on to the shoulder my my fucking directional won't help me
there the magistrate threw out testimony that brit told two officers at the office that he I'm going on to the shoulder. My fucking directional won't help me there.
The magistrate threw out testimony that Britt told two officers at the office that he wouldn't pass the breathalyzer test because he had three double shots at the bar before getting in the car.
Three doubles.
He wrote on the implied consent form that he refused to take the test because he had passed the field sobriety test, which the cops say he didn't pass.
Okay. because he had passed the field sobriety test, which the cops say he didn't pass. I don't understand what's going on here
or how the fuck he didn't get in any trouble,
but whatever.
Not guilty.
There you go.
So that year, plays in 12 games,
starts three of them,
only has 11 catches for 96 yards and no touchdowns.
He is not the number one receiver.
I would say not.
He is 7- and nine the team is
he does make 897 500 though money's going up that's good not bad uh april 7 2014 he's a free
agent and he signs with the st louis rams really yep he signs with the rams now may 2014, a scant month later, this is fucking amazing.
A post on Instagram fucking releases a Kenny Britt sex tape.
Oh, what?
With a woman who is certainly not his wife.
Oh, no.
Oh, yes.
Oh, boy.
You're in trouble. He's in a lot of trouble um this is way worse than your friend getting stabbed or somebody getting thrown in a river if you're this is imploding
your life oh this is not good um yes he posted a video of someone having sex on his instagram
account they said they don't know if it was actually him doing the work at first,
but it was definitely on his
Instagram account. Apparently
this is not against
NFL rules, so you're allowed
to post sex tapes here.
They said that the woman
was definitely not his wife
in the tape, so they're not
really understanding
what the fuck's going on here, but they think it's Kenny Britt on a sex tape, but they're not they're not really understanding like what the fuck's going on here
but they think it's kenny brit on a sex tape but they're not sure they think he may have accidentally
posted his own sex video which is fucking hilarious it worked for the kardashians and
for that running back to the saints ad so like i mean maybe this could help me uh not at home but
it could help me some
somewhere else he plays in all 16 games this year first time he's done that since his rookie year
yeah starts 13 games catches 48 passes for 748 yards three touchdowns he's that's that's what
he does that seems to be his ceiling um six and ten by the way the rams are jeff fisher's the coach that's why they have him
yes um absolutely here um he's also but listen to this article he's the guy who do you remember in
2014 the hands up thing uh-huh protest he's the guy who started that really that's it from st
louis because of it was in in Missouri. So listen to this.
How would you like an article to start out in the newspaper like this about you?
Kenny Britt is easily, hold on, Jimmy Wissman is easily recognizable on the St. Louis Rams practice field.
He's the long striding wide receiver given to showing off his six pack abs, grinning and trading good natured barbs with teammates.
Wow.
Imagine that.
How great did that feel, Jimmy?
Didn't that feel good?
Didn't you feel like fucking awesome for a second there?
The abs was really good.
Yeah, showing off his six-pack abs.
Like, man, that's fucking awesome.
I want to be long-striding, six-pack ab, grinning and trading barbs here.
Cutting up.
Just cutting up here.
Jeff Fisher says he loves him.
Never lost sight of his potential.
He says, number one, just a great, great emotional leader.
One of the leaders, by example, brings energy to the group every day.
Oh, Jeff.
I think that's what it is.
He's got a lot of energy, and if it's not being put into something positive, he will find other avenues for his energy to come out.
Absolutely.
You don't have a hyperactive eight-year-old, and you're like, I don't know, you've got to put him in a sport or something, or do something where he fucking runs around, put him in track or some shit.
Don't give him alcohol, for Christ's sake.
Yeah, soccer on a big field, there you go.
That'll tire him out.
So he also said said big play capability powerful
route runner he's the one leading the way oh my god here they called him the top deep threat for
the rams which he wasn't really doing that here he says though quote kenny says listen
i'm only 26 years old here yeah when i came I came into the league, I was 20 years old.
He said, people are going to make mistakes.
People are going to go through tough times.
It's your choice whether you can learn from it or not.
That's the beauty of life.
You've got a choice.
Learn. He keeps saying that.
He keeps fucking saying it.
I swear to God.
It's hilarious.
So he keeps saying it.
He keeps saying it.
So, yeah, he talks about starting the hands-up protest.
And all the coaches are saying he's done a great job so far.
We love him.
He's wonderful.
Can't get enough of him.
He makes a million dollars in salary, 50,000 signing bonus,
$225,000 roster bonus, $100,000 workout bonus for a total of $1,375,000 that season.
He's made like $11 million.
He's made plenty of money.
He's done very, very well for himself.
And he is re-signed for the 2015 season by the Rams.
Plays all 16 games.
Starts 14, 36 catches, catches 681 yards three touchdowns this is why
he disappeared after he left the titans you just don't you can't do that and be a star in this
league so that's the thing you can be a fuck up if you're if you're catching if you got 1500 yards
and receptions antonio brown kept getting chances for a fucking reason yeah because he can play because he can play that's what it is so yeah if uh if he had kenny brit's numbers he'd have
been out of the league a long time ago gone gone uh 2015 rams go seven and nine that year
he does make shit two million five hundred fifty thousand in salary one million five hundred
thousand in roster bonus 250 000 in workout bonus in workout bonus, $26,890 in incentive, $4,326,890 that year.
It feels like Jeff Fisher loves him and super believes in him.
And let's reward him to try to make that as his incentive to be on a good path.
He's also a guy that was, I think he was the GM of the Titans when he drafted.
He probably drafted Kenny Brittny it was his idea so he's one of these guys that he's gonna show that he was right about him right
it's in there somewhere like it or not yes it's one of those this year is his best year though
plays in 15 games starts all 15 has 68 receptions for 1002 yards I didn't even know this. He breaks the 1,000-yard mark here and five touchdowns.
Team goes 4-12, though, so it really doesn't matter.
And Jeff Fisher gets fired after 13 games,
and John Fossil comes in, not Jim Fossil.
So there we go.
He is the Rams then.
Oh, he gets signed by the Rams the next year.
Oh, because it's the Rams then. Oh, he gets signed by the Rams the next year. Okay.
Oh, because it's the Rams.
Yes.
They deactivate him.
Then they reactivate him.
Then his contract expires.
Then March 2017, he's a free agent here.
The Rams moved back to L.A. in 2016 during all that.
He made that year $3,600,000 base, $1,000,000 roster, $250,000 workout bonus, $4,850,000 he made that year.,600,000 base 1 million roster 250,000 dollar workout bonus 4,850,000 dollars he made
that he did it he's goddamn done it his best year anyway he he had his best season and it has best
money season so it actually works for him uh march 11 2017 the browns sign him. Oh, really? Maybe he can help Johnny Manziel. Oh, my God.
Or not.
He then, Jesus Christ, he has a little problem here with Tavon Austin, who's a wide receiver here.
Apparently, he says that he feels betrayed by the rams in an instagram post here he took to instagram and um he said that uh he spoke disparagingly of tayvon austin calling him quote a fag
on instagram in 2017 17 yeah yeah and um wow okay and said that he felt betrayed by the rams for not resigning him
maybe it's because you you're calling people yeah what are you doing that's when they send
you to cleveland yeah you go well i mean go there you know where there's no fags in cleveland enjoy
i don't know what are we talking about there's no people people there. There's no, yeah. So the live post wasn't, oh, nobody had recorded it.
Oh, it was, he did it live?
He did it live, and a bunch of people saw it, and then it was whatever.
Multiple sources suggested he appeared intoxicated during the video, which would make a lot of sense here.
Yeah.
He said that the betrayal was due to the Ramsams signing austin to a long-term deal
something he suggested wasn't warranted for austin who's an average wide receiver
then he called him a fag then he said whatever i don't know him anymore
whatever um yeah brit's brother is gay by the way really so that makes it even weirder that
he would say that why would you do that yeah the two were featured on ease hollywood and football which was a six episode show focusing
on various rams and their wives so i like how it says the show was not removed renewed after
dismal ratings no one wants to watch that um brit also mentioned the new head coach of the rams
sean mcveigh saying quote no one even knows who he is.
Oh, well, he's got a ring and you don't.
Yeah, he did.
He did pretty, he did pretty well for himself here.
Um, so not great to go and talk shit about your previous employer when the whole knock on your entire career is you're unprofessional and, uh, you've had a maturity problem there.
So it's not good.
You know, especially all the problems he had.
Who the fuck is he turning?
Did any of your friends throw a bleeding man in the river?
Jesus Christ.
Then he posted a response to that story on his Twitter account.
And here it is.
Quote, I wasn't going to give this nonsense any of my time or energy,
but when you all start disrespecting me
and my family,
it becomes an issue.
Never will I disrespect anyone
I call my brother or friend,
so let's get that straight.
Anything I said on IG Live
was directed toward
the disrespectful fake fans,
which I said,
and I quote,
don't come on my page sucking another man off.
Go on his page and do that.
We don't do that fucking shit over here.
He's out of control.
He called them the fans fags, not his receiver friend.
So clarify, much better for a football player.
I called him that because you guys were sucking his dick.
Sucking his dick.
He said, for the ones that don't understand slang, it means don't praise another man on my page.
No, we get it.
Sucking his dick on your page.
Who doesn't get that?
You can tell your grandfather that tomorrow and he'd go, oh, yeah, he would understand what you meant.
Let's not start sucking each other's dicks right now. That's a very good, Jesus Christ.
What an asshole. Then he says, whoever here put out an article, make sure they check their source
because they will have you looking like a dummy and that's how you lose credibility, especially
when you say someone is quote intoxicated while doing physical therapy.
So that will be the last time you hear from me about this.
Stay blessed.
Off to Legoland.
Misspelled, by the way.
Miss every every.
Yes.
Like like it's a land of waffles.
Land of fucking microwave waffles.
This is the land where you rip shit out of people's hand going, Lego, Lego my shit, Lego my shit.
So that is fucking hilarious, obviously.
He's a party man.
Yeah, that's wild.
That's wild.
So, I don't know.
They said he was, we were unaware, the response from the people who posted the article said,
we were unaware Britt was conducting physical therapy in the middle of the night on Thursday.
He's conducting it or he's undergoing it?
Why are you drinking while you're doing that?
He's saying that it was the endorphins from the physical therapy?
Yeah, yeah, from being tired.
It's not booze.
That is fucking um yes and they said that uh it's perhaps not surprising that brit admits to using a homophobic slur but is unwilling to type it in use unwilling
to type it and using fellatio as some kind of metaphor um blah blah blah blah so i don't know
whether he said it or not but that's what people people say. He said, beats the fuck out of me.
This year, by the way, he's going to end up in New England for part of the year as well.
Yeah, he's going to start out in Cleveland, play nine games there, catch 18 passes.
And then, by the way, that is the 0-16 Cleveland Browns.
That's every pass that Menzel completed that season.
Imagine getting told you're cut or traded you'd be like
thank you finally jesus christ this is embarrassing man um so august 24 2017 clevelandbrowns.com
fluff piece coming up really yeah we just acquired this guy he has a terrible reputation
let's fluff him up a little bit you know yeah so he uh kenny
britts the title is kenny britts family ensures he's always close to home with constant motivation
oh yeah his wife sabrina sent her husband off to training camp with a detailed care package
along with various candies and snacks brit had an envelope to open each week
themed for each chapter of training camp.
The notes reminded Brit just how capable he was to make it to the end and reap the ultimate reward of more time with his tight-knit, close family.
That doesn't tell me.
Holy.
That means that man needs instructions to get through every week.
Yeah, he needs someone to tell him.
They made it sound like it's just so sweet over there.
It's like he goes to like, it's like a real camp
and they give him candies and snacks
and little notes to get him through it.
Are you fucking joking?
Kenny says training camp is the hardest part
of playing this game,
especially going year after year.
As your body tires down,
it's a little motivation and stuff, little tips and reminders to get the mind right to go and play.
She understands how training camp is and what my mindset is.
Mindset, not mindset.
She tries to plan everything out with my schedule so I can just focus on football and mainly football.
She does a great job with the kids.
Even the off-the- field stuff, family back home and
taking care of the house.
You're not there.
So, yeah, the first note this year was titled nervous.
But Britt said he has nothing to fret.
He said, hey, let's be honest.
Are you?
Oh, this is from Sabrina.
Hey, let's be honest.
Are you really?
Are you ever really nervous?
LOL. No, that's because you're so you really, are you ever really nervous? LOL. No,
that's because you're so sure of yourself and your capabilities as you should be.
You have been cooking from Bayonne high to Rutgers and now here at the Browns.
Yeah. Wow. On the final day,
he opened an envelope titled the ender and it said, you did it.
You made it through training camp for the ninth time. Sheesh.
We are all so proud of you and who've you be who you have become on and off the field yeah they've been together for 11 years they've only been married for five but they've been
together for 11 years she's been dealing with him since rutgers that saw the uh ig live of him
sex tape yeah there you go uh i guess their daughter ava was uh was the
first one to be born and um you know the kid leaves a box of cookies in there for him and oh
my god this is it's so sweet it's so sweet um he said that now ava understands what's going on
um one time in 2015 he caught a touchdown pass 60 yards and hand-delivered the ball to her.
Hell yeah.
And before each game, he finds Ava in the crowd and gives her a kiss.
Quote, I go up and give her a kiss and motivate her, and she motivates me.
She doesn't like the big rockets and explosions, so she's always crying, so I go to calm her down.
Kenny Jr. Uh-huh of course of course he's kenny jr did you anyone out there have any any doubt in your mind that this man
would name his kid fucking jr of course any doubt of course not uh he's still too young uh at all
he uh he says quote i told my wife as i'm
getting older i'm starting to feel my body and i don't know if i've got another two or three years
in me uh sabrina told me you can't retire until he understands you played in the nfl kenny jr
yeah it's pretty cool i need you to keep working because we spend money on bullshit and bailing
people out of jail it It's pretty cool.
October 21st.
This is fucking funny.
They bring him in October 8th.
Was he deactivated?
Activated the 11th.
He's activated October 11th.
Deactivated the 15th. And then they activate him again the 18th.
Then October 21st, 2017, he's sent home.
Sent him home from camp.
Or not even from camp, from the season.
Kenny Britt and Corey Coleman sent home for missing curfew the night before a game.
Idiots.
Idiots.
Two receivers here.
They said that they missed curfew Saturday night and were sent home before the game.
Get the fuck out of here.
They said Britt and Coleman were not going to play due to injuries, but the coach Hugh Jackson wasn't lowering his standards for two receivers who broke
curfew. So he's got knee and groin issues and all that kind of shit. So he's a fucking mess.
I feel bad for his wife who's got a deal. Since Rutgers, she's had to deal with,
oh, imagine how many calls she's gotten from him.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Kenny Jr.
There's a lot of people he's hurting right now.
Football teams, the Cleveland Browns.
I feel bad for all these people, Jimmy.
But not nearly as bad as I feel for Kenny Britt,
project manager at the Briar Team LLC in Daytona Beach, Florida.
Kenny Britt, project manager at the Briar Team LLC in Daytona Beach, Florida.
Kenny Britt, student at Lugoff Elgin High School in South Carolina.
And finally, Kenny Britt, disabled U.S. Navy veteran.
You poor bastard.
In Indianapolis, Indiana.
The guy that belongs on the military base.
Yes, the guy that actually belongs there. Maybe Kenny was confused and thought he was him.
Although he was in the Navy, so maybe not.
They've waived him on December 8th.
On December 11th, the Cleveland Browns release him.
This is after paying him.
He has played like two games for them.
$4 million in salary, $6,500,000 in signing bonus.
Oh, my God.
He made $10,500,000 that season.
To go 0-16.
Yeah, and to barely play.
Yeah.
December 13th, he signs with the Patriots.
Uh-huh.
Yep, they're 13-3.
He's finally on a decent team.
They end up losing the Super Bowl to the Eagles that year.
But still, the Patriots activate him. They deactivate him. finally on a decent team they end up losing the super bowl to the eagles that year um but still
the patriots activate him uh they deactivate him they activate him again he has like two catches
for them he only makes the championship ring yeah he only makes 158 824 dollars off of him
gives a shit that's awesome that's that's great uh and then aug 22, 2018, training camp the next year.
New England releases Kenny.
He will make $150,000 that year, plus 50 in workout bonuses.
Grand total in money, Jimmy.
$30,000,000.
What?
30.
$30,471,901.
Kenny Britt. God damn it capitalized
capital he's filed an injury grievance against the patriots seeking his entire 1.05 million
dollar salary um this is a bunch of people have this happened a lot with the patriots they would
cut people when the players would say they were injured and they would fucking sue them over it. Happened all the time.
So then February 24th, 2019, he's bored now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's a cheating on wife scandal.
Okay.
This is some fucking site. This is, they say, quote, allegedly free agent Kenny Britt has cheated on his wife, Sabrina,
and refuses to take care of his responsibilities.
The mother of his six-month-old daughter, Whitney McPherson, met Kenny in 2016 through a teammate he played with on the Titans.
Whitney explained that she never dated Kenny, nor did she have him on Instagram to even know about Sabrina.
She just fucked him.
She also said, I'm in California, he's in New Jersey, so Jersey is handling the case.
They told California they can't locate him. She also said, I'm in California. He's in New Jersey. So Jersey is handling the case.
They told California they can't locate him.
Kenny has since changed his number, blocked her on Instagram.
And anyone else who comments about him fathering a child out of wedlock.
We don't know anything about that.
But he blocks you if you ask.
He will block you if you ask.
So if you try to find out, good luck.
February 9th, 2020, okay, he is pulled over and arrested here and charged with possession of marijuana, 50 grams or less.
Yes.
He's also issued a summons for possession of a controlled dangerous substance in a motor vehicle, and a summons for obstructing passage of other motor vehicles.
He had to have had something besides weed then.
Right, right.
Had to have pills or something with him there.
So, yeah, he's got that problem now.
He's pulled over.
And blocking a thoroughfare?
Yeah, I guess he didn't pull over in exactly the right place.
August 30th, 2021, he's still upset with the Patriots here.
Yeah.
He says, quote, I was ready to do some damage that year in 2018.
He said, God damn it, it's bullshit. He said it all started when Jason McCourty tweeted about roster cutdowns.
He said, some of the worst days of the NFL season, seeing so many teammates and good players being released always sucks. I'll never forget my rookie year in Tennessee, hiding in the players lounge with Kenny Britt, hoping the Titans weren't sending me home. Cherish the moments.
had quote tweeted it and said, brah, I think we both knew you wasn't going anywhere.
You did your thing that camp.
You even kept me locked in by your work effort and how much you stayed in that playbook.
Now, if you want to talk about me getting cut by the Patriots after having the best OTAs and first week of camp of my career, I was ready to do some damage that year.
And McCourty said said that was an elite off
season for you yeah and that's that that's it and that's that um so that didn't work out and uh
can't get enough of kenny brit oh man i'd say stay tuned because i don't think he's out of energy
yet i mean it doesn't seem like he's out of energy yet. He seems like he's got something big in him, maybe.
He played wide receiver, so he got his bell rung several times.
He's got a chance to really do some fucking off-the-wall things.
If he drunkenly plows into a busload of nuns or something.
Something big.
You know what I mean? The man says the F-word on Instagram Live, shares his sex tape, shows up at military bases.
Allegedly.
All of these things allegedly uh if these are all true he's certainly down for for more yeah and i don't understand how you can
have this much contact with controversy police and have none of it be true right like where there's
this like where there's smoke there's fire they. Where you walk in and open the door and it hits you in the face and you can't even see in the room, there's got to be fire, right?
Something's blazing.
This is a smoky fucking room, man.
So that said, that is Kenny Britt, everybody.
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