Crime in Sports - #361 - Hide Your Phones, Women & Mascots - Conor McGregor: Part 2
Episode Date: June 27, 2023This week, we tell the rest of the tale of a man who achieved great success, at the same time as he seemingly began to lose his mind, with strange interactions, violent encounters, and horrib...le accusations. One woman allegedly jumped off a yacht to escape his wrath, while we also found out that no NBA mascot is safe with this guy around. He's wealthy, arrogant, and possibly completely insane!!Start your own whiskey, invite an Italian DJ to a party, then punch him in the face, then be accused of awful things by multiple women, in multiple countries with Conor McGregor!!Check us out, every Tuesday!We will continue to bring you the biggest idiots in sports history!! Hosted by James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman Donate at... patreon.com/crimeinsports or with paypal.com using our email: crimeinsports@gmail.com Get all the CIS & STM merch at crimeinsports.threadless.com Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things CIS & STM!! Contact us on... twitter.com/crimeinsports crimeinsports@gmail.com facebook.com/Crimeinsports instagram.com/smalltownmurderSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Thank you folks so much for joining us today on part two of the Conor McGregor saga.
And we will finish him out today.
And what is it with lately we do an episode, we record it, and then immediately the person does something stupid again.
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that said let's get right into this okay connor connor connor Let's do this. Notorious is a great nickname for him because it's actually very factual here.
Now?
Now, yeah.
We left off in 2018 where he threw shit through a bus window.
That was the last week.
He's being sued by other fighters because he's costing them money now.
Yeah, it was a huge mess.
He ended up pleading guilty,
we talked about, to disorderly conduct
and all sorts of shit. It doesn't affect anything
basically. No jail time, doesn't have to
no travel stuff. He got nothing
for it. But what he did do was
pump up the
wanting for a fight
with Khabib there,
who he threw the shit at. So,
Nurmagogva, whatever the fuck here. Khabib's fine. Khabib there, who he threw the shit at. So, Nurmagogva, whatever the fuck here.
Khabib's fine.
Khabib, yes.
Khabib, I really hope you don't become a patron
because Jimmy's head will melt
if he tries to pronounce your fucking name on the fly.
If that's mixed between, like, Paul Johnson
and something else, he's going to explode.
So, on this day, August 3rd, 2018,
he's ready to fight UFC again. again okay he's gonna fight khabib
um because you know like i said they've done quite a lot of promotion he's he's gotten arrested to
promote this fight so why not fighting buses for this fight that's it dana white said the fight
is done october las vegas it's, ladies and gentlemen. So here we go.
It's going to be a preview of him and his wife.
Or well, we'll see.
We'll get into all that.
He's got to get there eventually.
So, Connor, this is his first UFC fight for about two years since he's done the whole Floyd Mayweather thing.
And, you know, made more money doing that than he'll ever make the entire history of
and he could fight till he's 90 he'll never make that much money in ufc for what he made during
that fight and it's supposed to happen then october 5th 2018 though connor calls the khabib's manager
a let's see here a fucking snitch terrorist rat, which is quite something.
I don't know about that middle one.
That one feels a little racist.
Brought up the 9-11 attacks and everything.
Oh, my God.
Connor.
Connor's a bit of a dick here.
Yeah.
He said, obviously, he's a shit talker anyway, but he said, I can go into heavy detail and I will,
Connor McGregor says, quote, he was pulled off a flight from Cairo, Egypt to New York City on September 11, 2001.
Conor.
Oh, my God.
Conor.
My head hurts already.
Everybody was.
Whenever someone says, let me tell you something, sir, on this date of 2001, this person starts doing that.
Or they say the word document.
I'm checked the fuck out.
And I'm done with you at that point.
I'm done with you.
I'm sorry.
That reminds me, by the way, very quickly here.
Listeners, beloved listeners, we love you.
We really do.
We love you.
And we always want to hear from you.
Of course.
Feel free to send us messages and send us DMs and do all the shit that people do.
Please, for the love of God, stop sending weird conspiracy theories and political shit that has nothing to do with anything we talk about.
I swear to God, there's only a few of you out there, but you got to stop with this shit.
We throw it right away.
We don't care. We don't read it. shit we throw it right away we don't care we
don't read it we don't read it we don't care about that shit if it's something that has something to
do with something we talked about and it's like oh this was said okay that's relevant that's fine
i'll look at it anyway yeah but if we talk about nothing and you send us a three-page
missive with links and all this crazy shit.
Links to places that aren't news, by the way.
That I'm not reading.
I don't want that virus in my computer.
A link to a blog about a thing, about a guy, about some insane shit.
I'm not reading it.
And it happens so often, you wouldn't even fucking believe it.
Guys, you don't blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
It's crazy.
So please stop doing that.
Speaking of crazy conspiracy people.
For the three people out there that do it, I swear to God.
Stop comparing every word that you're offended by to the N-word.
No, it's not.
And it's not.
None of them are.
That's the other thing.
None of them are.
Rappernoid once said, don't take it personal.
If it ain't about you, it don't apply.
Let it fly.
You ever hear that?
It's solid.
Solid advice.
That is great advice for everybody.
Now, Rapper Noid would,
you know,
he would shoot you, obviously.
He was a very...
Kind of a bad guy.
He was known for being shot and shooting.
He recorded his album on like,
you know,
he was like on bail for a day and a
half before he had to go to prison like you know shit like that but uh just because he's a bad guy
doesn't mean he's always wrong sometimes he's wrong he's never once sent us a long conspiracy
theory so you know what i'm going with him i'm going with the queens bridge's own rapper noid
on this one so So anyway, yes,
he, quote, he was caught with
five passports in his possession.
He turned informant
and turned on the people that he was
working with. I don't even know how
that man is in this fucking country.
What the fuck?
I mean,
quote, I'm sure everyone
here, the Irish people, because this is, I think, in Ireland, are facing all this immigration stuff on the way over.
My own people are facing it.
My family getting stopped at the airport.
And then you've got this man with such a crazy background, Ali Abdelaziz, and he's rocking around free.
It begs belief, to be honest.
So he literally is.
He called a man.
Then he called him.
A terrorist.
A terrorist snitch.
And he said, I know a lot about you as well, you mad rat, he said to the guy.
Okay.
He's referring to, apparently, reports that this manager worked as a counterterrorism informant.
that this manager worked as a counterterrorism informant.
Apparently he was mentioned, the Abdelaziz guy was mentioned,
in a 2013 book called Enemies Within,
inside the NYPD's secret spying unit and bin Laden's final plot against America.
Now, the book's authors claim that the New York Police Department recruited this Abdelaziz to, quote, work as a mole within a Virginia-based arm of a group called Muslims of America.
The FBI suspected that Abdelaziz was a double agent and the government tried to deport him,
according to the book.
So, there was a book about so they recruited him for
some information probably in the early stages of when anybody that had three word names like that
scared them we have no idea who did what that's the thing that deep of intelligence and all we
have no clue who he is what he did did, good, bad, and different.
We have no goddamn idea about that shit.
And you know who has even less of an idea about it probably?
Conor fucking McGregor.
I imagine if a three-letter agency was very well aware of him, they're very well aware of him.
I don't think they need Conor.
He's probably checked out yeah i don't think they need connor to have you know through espn to get on a to get
soapbox about the whole thing national security tips yeah well that's who usually handles our
national security connor mcgregor right i feel like he's at a way yeah at a way and he's going to give the state of intelligence.
And wow.
And now they asked Abdel Aziz if he was offended by McGregor calling him a terrorist.
Does that offend you at all?
Being called a terrorist on television?
Does it offend you that he's saying you're working to overthrow the U.S.?
Burn to the ground.
He said, quote, I don't care.
He can call me anything.
I don't give a fuck.
It doesn't offend me one fucking bit because at the end of the day, he's not fighting me.
He's fighting Khabib.
Great point.
So he gives a professional response is what that is.
But Conor's trying to drum up some interest and, you know, wild, crazy accusations.
As long as people go, did you hear that crazy shit Conor McGregor said?
That's more buys, and he knows it.
So he's doing his job.
The other point is, on September 11th, every single person that was on a plane was pulled off of a plane.
Everybody was pulled off.
That's the thing.
If he was coming here, yes, their plane was not going to go.
Everyone on that plane was pulled off.
The rest of you go on to New York.
You have to stay.
There was no planes in or out.
It was just stopped.
So October 6, 2018, he fights Khabib the Eagle, Nurmagomedov.
He's 26-0 coming into this fight.
Wow. he's 26 and 0 coming into this fight wow so this is a bad bad man here that gonnor has chosen to
throw things at and talk shit about his manager so uh this fight goes all the way into the fourth
round we're three minutes and three seconds in with a what they're calling here uh i'm sure dog
i believe a neck crank that's the move i know that one. I guess that's where you climb on him and just twist the neck.
Twist his neck until his head almost pops off.
That's a strange.
Okay.
I mean, it seems like it would work.
Yeah.
I mean, if your head's about to pop off, you'll probably give up.
So this is a submission loss for Connor.
Connor has to give here to old Khabib.
Got his neck cranked.
Got his neck cranked on, old Connor.
Who's a terrorist now as he cranks on his neck?
Maybe he wasn't cranking on his neck.
He was just like facing his face toward Ali, and he was like, tell him you're sorry.
Tell him you're sorry.
He's like, no, I won't do it.
And he kept cranking his neck until he gave.
So a brawl, of course, ensues after this, though.
Obviously, this can't be normal.
I guess all sorts of shit happened after the bell.
McGregor walked forward with his hands low to start fighting, I guess,
talking toward the center.
I guess he tried to kick and then tried to kick him.
And then Khabib came at him and then
mcgregor was on him and then they were wrestling basically they started grappling afterwards
khabib too yeah and then khabib wouldn't let go he had a single leg that he was holding on to he
wouldn't let go and they were on the ground and everybody was you know around them was swarming. Yeah. So it was a lot.
So obviously people were, they just kind of let them do it too for a while.
So it's kind of, it wasn't really a.
Ridiculous.
A bit of a ridiculous mess here.
So he, the fight itself, I mean, it seems like it was a good.
Good bout.
A good bout anyway.
People were satisfied with it.
It went back and forth a lot.
I don't know much about it, but it seems like from what I'm reading,
it seems like everybody was excited by a good that went some distance,
and it was a back and forth, and it was an actual who's going to win this type of thing.
So I guess that's good.
But Las Vegas police officers and T-Mobile Arena security gained control of afterwards.
Both fighters were escorted from the floor as there was a lot going on here.
One of McGregor's guys pissed off Khabib after the fight, and there was a huge brawl between the two teams, inside and outside of the cage,
between Khabib and McGregor's corners.
And, yeah, Khabib leaped the cage to go after McGregor's corner men, one of his corner men.
So that's what ended up happening there.
It got real rowdy.
Yeah, the other thing with them, that was one of the rounds that they were fighting with Conor.
That wasn't after the fight.
It was mainly the side men and Khabib going after corner men and people like that so a bit of a fucking mess now october 7th the very next day
there's an article on connor's girlfriend and it's in from the mirror uk and it's meet connor's
girlfriend who is connor mcgregor's? Everything you need to know about Dee Devlin. Oh, boy.
They've been together more than nine years.
Oh.
Yeah.
So before all this happened.
And they have a child.
And they're expecting another one at this point.
Jesus Christ.
They have had a son, Jimmy.
Yeah.
His name?
Mufasa.
Conor McGregor Jr., of course.
Of course it's a junior.
Jesus Christ, Conor.
Why would he not?
Wow.
I swear to God, this is one social experiment or whatever that we have discovered that no one else figured out before.
Yeah, this is a new one.
The junior theorem, I believe, is where if there's sports involved.
They've been screaming about it for seven years for Christ's sake.
No one's listening is what we're saying.
There's nobody.
I don't know who would hear this that could make a difference in this,
but they keep doing it.
Athletes, stop.
Stop naming your kids after yourself.
And if you're a junior, lose it.
Just stop calling yourself that.
You'll have a better chance of staying out of prison. yeah they're now at as of 2018 expecting their second child
which i'm sure he'll name connor jr jr with his fucking ego connor do kind of do but they're not
uh they're not married at all or anything like that. They're just together. Devlin is. They're babies. Yep.
Devlin is also, she's from Dublin, and she's also very, very Irish.
And he said that he's thankful that she has stuck by him through all this bullshit.
He said, quote, my girlfriend worked very hard throughout the years and stuck by me when I essentially had absolutely nothing.
I only had a dream, and I was telling her.
had absolutely nothing i only had a dream and i was telling her for me to be able to take her out of work give her everything she's ever wanted and to travel the world with her fills me with pride
it keeps me going so they've been going on uh connor said d will tell you the exact dates we've
been together a long time she's been through it with me she's been through it all with me
i've been hitting the head a lot so ask her about exact dates i'm not sure about dates those escape me i remember you know big things and but not as
when it happened just a general that was what early 2000s things like that i know but she's
got the rest of it dates escape me so uh she after he had won in 2015 she had posted on instagram
a big tribute to her saying to say that i'm proud is a major
understatement i'm so on cloud nine right now i can't even put it into words thank you to every
single person who made the trip to vegas to support connor last night and to all the fans who at home
had a big part to play in making this event so special hours upon hours blah blah blah i'm so
grateful right now it's overwhelming we did it babe
we did it i love you more than anything so yep he talks about how he he loves her so much he
likes to spoil her he likes to buy her twenty thousand dollar watches things like that oh yeah
girls love watches yeah yeah they do well some girls love watches i guess they're a girl's best
friend yeah some some women like watches though does are a girl's best friend. Some women like watches, though.
Do they?
Yeah.
That's the thing.
Especially a few years ago, there was quite the trend of men's watches on women or men's looking watches on women.
And a lot of women liked a Rolex or something like that.
They wanted big, fat, expensive watches, huh?
Yeah.
And plus, we don't know what the style is in Ireland either.
That's a good point.
So we have no idea. This was twenty thousand dollar cartier watch so it might have been a
little delicate women's watch that we have no fucking idea here so doesn't matter she's uh
very excited with being bought watches and he's very excited to buy her watches she said she knew
he would succeed she said he's always been super confident. We always knew this was going to happen.
It was nearly like we were predicting the future.
Or just going with it, and if it didn't work, then you would have been fine.
If it didn't work, who's your next guy?
That's what I mean.
For all the fighters who tried and it didn't work, for all the guys who were 0-3 careers and everything like that,
they didn't predict the future? you know and if they were successful
did they predict the future then i'm sure they had some confidence too and confidence also doubles
as arrogance so you never know which i guess you need some of but um for sure she said it was weird
it's weird for me to say but we just always knew he was going to get to this level. And every few months it just keeps going and going and going, and the sky is the limit.
Take it easy.
We have hit the atmosphere at this point, honey.
So she quit her job to be able to travel more, which is understandable.
I mean, he's got Floyd Mayweather fighting.
That's what I mean.
He's got Floyd Mayweather fight money. That's what I mean. You can quit your job. He's got dough. So he hired her as an official member of his team, so he can give her a paycheck as a write-off there.
On his job, he said, quote, she does not work anymore.
I hired her through the business.
She works for me now and collects the checks.
So he just put her on the payroll, and that's all.
So he said she also helps him train as well she posted a
photo on twitter and said quote 1 a.m in vegas and the notorious is climbing ropes and pushing
prowlers in the car in a car park i think he was cars maybe i don't know what the fuck he's doing
pushing fucking limits that nobody bought where are they getting multiple prowlers how many of
those are left on the road?
How many of those have you ever seen on the road?
In Phoenix, there's a lot of weird cars.
No, one, because Luis Gonzalez
had one. I've seen one driving.
When I worked for the Diamondbacks,
he used to drive it all the time to the stadium.
In 2003 was the
last time I saw one on the road.
Yeah, when Luis Gonzalez stopped being there
pretty much was when I'd stop. Because he was the guy who had it that was his his prowler he saw he did drive one no
one else fucking has one i don't think so and phoenix has weird cars all the time like there's
a there's a businessman with a garage full of them somewhere in scottsdale that has two or three of
them that nobody cares about no one thought they were gonna be the shit like these are gonna be
like it's gonna be like having a fucking.
Look, it looks like it has a Gomez Adams mustache.
This is a cool car.
It's going to be pretty much like a 68 Camaro, I feel like, in the future.
That's what this is going to be like.
Real desirable.
Connor says his whole career would be much different if it wasn't for his girlfriend here.
Without Devlin. Yep.
He said, quote, my girlfriend's been there since the start.
She has helped me throughout this career.
If it wasn't for her, I probably wouldn't be where I am today.
That's right.
He says that in 2013, he said that he decided that every behind every great man is a greater woman.
He said, ever since I started in this game, she supported me.
She drive me to
the gym and she'd listen to all my dreams i wouldn't be doing this if it wasn't for her
i'm doing this all for her also she probably paid your bills i assume at the beginning there
probably wasn't much there wasn't much and she was probably buying you your you know a fucking
bucket full of potatoes that you'd eat like hand fruits and chicken breasts and shit
yeah she's always found you know right by the cage there she said at one point quote i find i'm more
nervous now the first time i went to see connor fight there were 50 people in the room and i just
thought there's no way you can be more nervous than this but each time it's getting more and
more nerve-wracking well yeah because it could cost you a lot of money if he loses now right now your house your mortgage relies on oh shit yeah yeah this is a little more it's a little
more difficult now yeah especially watching someone you care about getting in the ring it
definitely gets me in the gut i have to say well yeah you should care about them not being concussed
as well that would help so now october 8th this is so the sixth was the fight on the 50 called due to terrorist on the
60 had the fight on the seventh.
It's all about his girlfriend.
And on the eighth,
uh,
Khabib's manager now says that Connor's a horrible human being.
Now he's ready to talk shit about it.
Is that number two?
He blamed Connor for sparking the whole chaos at the end of the fight,
called him a horrible human being, said he was terrible.
He said, quote, you can't bite a dog and not expect to be bitten.
Why the hell would you bite a dog?
That would be, if you wanted to go into combat against a dog,
your greatest weapon wouldn't be your teeth.
You don't want to get that close.
No, biting a dog is really getting down into his territory at that point.
You should use your feet and stay back.
Not that you should be kicking or attacking dogs, but what I'm saying is if you are having mortal combat with a dog, don't try biting it first.
If you're having mortal combat with a dog, don't start it.
No, don't start it.
If it's trying to eat you, don't go, I'll bite you, motherfucker.
That's not the right approach is what we're saying.
Use your legs and your distance and your height.
So you can't bite a dog and not expect to be bitten.
You can't play with fire and not expect to be burned.
I want to hear more.
More idioms, please.
This man, Conor McGregor, is not a good guy.
Uh-huh.
Well, he's not a good guy.
That's rough.
Can't jump in a frozen lake and not get frostbit.
And not get frostbit and not get
frostbit that's right you can't dip your dick in an old las vegas strip prostitute and not get
gonorrhea you can't see there's a lot of different things you can't put your boat in the water not
get wet yeah you know you can't climb in a honey in a honey honeycomb and not get stung or at least sticky i love how he gave ali abdelaziz a fucking southern accent we gave him like a well he's
saying dumb shit he's he's saying dumb like folksy shit like you'd expect yeah well i'll
tell you what he's that sounds like he started it with i'll tell you what
you can't eat good barbecue and not get full i know yeah that's right Well, I'll tell you what. That sounds like he started it with, I'll tell you what.
You can't eat good barbecue and not get full.
I know.
Yeah, that's right.
So, he does admit that Khabib shouldn't have jumped over the octagon cage to attack the crowd.
Well, yeah, that's probably a no-no, usually.
Solid.
Yeah.
But says he has zero respect for Conor McGregor. he says his team his whole entourage zero yeah these guys they demand respect but you have to earn respect
how are you going to earn respect when you talk crazy about people's family religion and countries
okay fair enough they said uh so this guy though Khabib apologized also for sparking the whole deal.
He said he wondered why people were questioning him.
He said, quote, I know, understand.
I know, understand how people like him can talk about.
I jump on cage.
I know, understand how people can talk about.
I jump on cage.
He talk about my religion.
Yeah. He talk about my country. He talk about my religion. Yeah.
He talk about my country.
He talk about my father.
Okay.
Yeah.
He come to Brooklyn and he broke bus.
He broke bus,
Jimmy.
Yeah.
When you broke bus,
you have to expect consequences.
You can't break bus and not get punched.
You know what I mean?
Man fought a bus to get to you.
That's respect,
right?
That's something.
He almost kill a couple people worry about this shit that's a great quote i love that that's wonderful nothing better than broken english it's my favorite he continues why people
talk about i jump on cage well this is asinine. First of all.
Wait, what?
I implore you.
No, that's me talking as him.
Oh, all right.
I implore you, ladies and gentlemen of the assembled media, please hear the words and heed my statements.
Why people still talk about this.
I no understand.
I hear you.
I hear you, man.
I get it.
I feel it.
Yeah.
My California seven years.
What?
I don't know what that means.
My California seven years.
He sounds like he really wants to get something out.
He's really frustrated.
If my English was, if my whatever country I'm in and I wasn't that good at, I would definitely get a translator and have the statement written down and then be like, that, what the fuck that says.
Because I don't want to say, my California seven years.
Then again, like I said, I don't speak any other languages.
So this is, at least he knows, those are all English words.
My California seven years are all English words, so good for him.
I'm doing bad, yeah.
Everybody know who I am.
All my friends, everybody know me.
They know who I am.
All my friends know me.
All my friends, everybody know, everyone who know me, they know who I am.
Okay.
Okay.
So, McGregor, instead, he tweeted, we lost the match but won the battle.
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No, you lost the match.
That's the battle, isn't it?
You lost the match.
You fought a fight and lost it.
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That's the battle.
Wow.
Now, Khabib hasn't been paid yet because officials say a full investigation of the aftermath has to take place first, obviously.
Now, I don't know.
Between Conor McGregor and the bus and all this type of shit, I feel like it's kind of a...
Was anybody assaulted?
Oh, there was a lot of fighting, yeah, on the floor afterwards.
But I mean, like, outside the ring,
was anybody that had nothing to do with this assaulted?
I mean, Khabib jumped off a cage onto a crowd of people,
so I feel like that's probably...
I mean, if somebody was injured or took a punch from a real fighter,
then yeah, let's discuss what you're being paid.
Otherwise, what are we
trying to say it's it's it's fucking besmirching the dignity of the ufc honestly is that what
you're saying it's two guys it's women fuck off your owner hits women it's two guys in fucking
their underwear dry humping each other punching each other in the face which is fine it's a i
mean there is skill and i'm not saying it's not it's not. There's a move called neck cranking.
It has no dignity.
The dignity of it is that I thought that was the attractiveness of it,
that there is no dignity here.
This is a down and dirty.
I'm serious.
I thought that was the attractiveness of it is this is like down and dirty.
These guys are going in there with the small little gloves
and beating the shit out of each other and trying to neck crank each other.
And punching people while they're on the ground.
Like you're doing literal bitch moves.
Yeah.
That's the draw.
In front of an audience in the arena of 80% wife beaters.
So what do you fucking want anyway?
Like the dignity of what?
What are we talking about?
Yeah.
Anyway, like the dignity of what?
What are we talking about?
Yeah.
The amount of arrests that are in this building are way too numerous to really bother with.
So what are we doing with dignity?
That's the announcement I want to hear.
The air is thick with domestic violence, folks.
Welcome to Friday Night Fights.
Welcome to Friday Night Fights.
I'm not saying that everyone watches that as a wife beater. I'm saying that the people who are like i'm going to the fucking arena i need
to feel the energy bro like that's i'm sorry yeah the palpable dv is too much yeah yeah do you use
the back of your hand for for a lot of purposes so the uh the pay-per-view was one of UFC's highest draws in history.
Of course it was.
They had a storyline there.
It brought 20,034 people to the T-Mobile Arena in Vegas.
Wow.
And drew, from ticket sales, $17.2 million.
Oh, my God.
That's not counting pay-per-view.
That's also not counting StubHub.
That's all that shit, yeah.
The amount of money that was generated is
insane it's crazy dana white said the biggest night ever and i couldn't be more disappointed
because of the after fight brawl yeah that's uh then conor mcgregor said good knock looking
forward to the rematch is what he said there so november 13, he decides, you know what?
I should branch out.
Yeah.
I should branch out.
Fighting is fine, but I should really produce a whiskey.
Yeah.
Because, I mean.
Fighting is not forever.
It's not forever.
And 2018 was ahead of the curve or kind of right at the right time for celebrity liquor brands.
Think about how many celebrity liquor brands there are out there that they then sold to a conglomerate and made a fucking $300 million on.
Who the fuck sold their vodka or tequila and made like $700 million on it?
Some movie star.
George Clooney has made a billion dollars on tequila alone.
More than he's made with movies.
All movies combined, he's made more money on tequila in the than he's made with movies all movies combined he's made more money on
tequila yeah in the last like five to ten years it's bananas what money it's happened to a few
different people he did he makes that shit sir rock that garbage ass vodka he's made more money
from that music these guys more money from that than having his famous rappers murdered in the
street which is saying something more money from that than being a producer dancing all up in the video all up in the video
my favorite moment in history is still when they were i think it's mtv awards or some shit
when they're doing we've talked about this before when they got faith hill out there
and they're doing the whole i'll be missing you thing is right after biggie died and shit and then out of nowhere puffy comes out doing that crazy fucking like spider dance he does
and shit it's like what are you doing this is like a somber moment and he's like your best friend's
dead dog fucking bouncing around you have to see the dance to know why jimmy's laughing but he's
like doing this fucking crazy dance with his knees all up in the air you're like what the fuck are you doing you're supposed to be crying man yeah jesus have some reverence here why are
you so happy is it because you're fucking about to be so rich you dance for joy you don't dance
in sadness do you i've never seen a sadness dance is that that a thing? This is my sadness dance, yo, and he's got his knees lifting up.
Holy fuck.
That guy's an asshole.
I'll do this shit while Sting sings.
McGregor said he's developing.
He didn't take any time off his schedule but he's developing his
proper number 12 which is the irish whiskey that he launches here he said i was in training i was
fighting i had a kid but i'm a perfectionist i don't do anything half-assed okay that's right
i believe he sold that shit too i'm sure he did that's why you make it you don't make it to be
run a liquor company for the rest of your life you think ryan reynolds bought mint mobile so he could run a
fucking phone company no he just sold it for 800 million dollars oh really he didn't do it to make
commercials with his mom weird right with just people cheap commercials yeah no he still does
the commercials even though he sold it stop lying lying to us, Ryan Reynolds. Stop it.
You full of shit motherfucker.
Stop.
Get back to your fucking soccer team, you son of a bitch.
You made the money.
Move on.
Now, it's not a cute little thing anymore.
You sold it.
I think Wrexham won, too.
That son of a bitch.
Oh, you bastard.
Yeah, I think he did, too.
There's nothing humbling in his life at all.
No, Steph's in it left and right.
Everything's a success.
He needs, like, one of these celebrity car accidents is what he needs.
I don't want him to get hurt.
Just to bring him down to earth.
Billy Joel drunk or Stephen King getting hit by a car on a bicycle.
More Billy Joel than Paul Walker.
I was going to say, let's not go as far as paul walker we're not talking fiery death just enough where he goes oh man life is fragile okay wow
you know just one of those just want to give him a hoof because it's all going too well at this
point everything in his life is just fucking magical son of a bitch bastard. Swear to God.
And nobody hates him.
Nobody.
I love him too.
I don't know the guy, but I... Fuck, do I want to be him?
I hope he was molested as a kid or something.
I hope he's got some dark memory, because otherwise...
At least the fucking horrible sleep patterns that I have.
Because otherwise, when he lays down in bed at night, he looks at the ceiling and he goes he goes the world's a great place and he just lays there and he thinks of like birds chirping
and all sorts of nice shit and then he falls asleep with like one of those sleep caps on
and he goes like real like a cartoon i want him to i want him to hate sleep because when he goes
to sleep he doesn't get to be ryan red yeah yeah for eight
hours a day he has to be just a dude that's asleep just singing these dreams by heart because he's so
sad about it i want him to hate sleeping oh man so he's getting he's getting positive reviews for his whiskey.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
Tesco put signs in their displays limiting the amount you're allowed to buy due to bottles selling out too quickly over there.
Yep.
They all wanted the Conor McGregor shit.
Well, I mean, it's Ireland.
In Ireland, if you mix Conor McGregor, who's their kind of most famous son at this point,
with selling, it's not like he's trying to sell them kale.
He's selling whiskey to the Irish.
Let's be realistic here.
You guys got 7,000 songs about whiskey. Yeah, I mean, it's not exactly selling a, what's that fucking movie where it's, I can sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman wearing white gloves.
What movie is that?
It's an 80s movie.
Is that Back to School?
It might be a ketchup popsicle.
Yeah, there's something.
But it's not exactly that is what we're saying here.
It's definitely a decent sell.
He says, quote, I wasn't going to sacrifice the quality of proper number 12 to check it off the bucket list.
This project means way more to me than that.
That's right.
Oh, yeah.
It's way more.
Yeah.
So this article talks about how a sample was sent to their office, and they said, you know, we liked it.
What made you decide to go into whiskey?
Connor says, glad to hear you loved it.
I call it liquid gold.
Okay.
I mean, Connor, you're making the jokes yourself here, buddy.
We had a question that you just sidestepped entirely.
My God.
And you just enjoyed the part where we complimented you.
And then dove head first into
your stereotype that's fun too i like that the decision to make my own irish whiskey was very
natural almost inevitable i've always loved irish whiskey no oh is that right no i don't believe you
at all with the word irish on it you adore it yeah and it'sze, and you're Irish. So there you go. I'm an Irishman after all.
Yeah, I mean, I love that.
Yeah, understand that that's true.
Yeah.
You get me some fucking fat 55-year-old Italian guy eating a loaf of bread, and I'll go, yeah, that's because that's what we do.
Right.
Same thing.
They do that, yeah.
My late grandfather played a huge role in my taste for Irish whiskey.
It was under his tutelage I began to study and truly appreciate whiskey.
That's a difference between Ireland and the United States, though,
because if you learned whiskey under your grandfather in the United States,
it means he has nine DUIs and probably stuck his finger in your butt.
That's what it means here.
And it was cheap whiskey.
And he died of cirrhosis
yeah pre his 60s and he wasn't telling he wasn't teaching you about the properties of whiskey he
was drinking it from a plastic bottle that he bought at walgreens that's frightening yeah
you hate the smell of whiskey yeah you hate now so he said over the years i've been approached
by many irish whiskey brands asking me to endorse their product.
I have nothing against endorsement deals.
I have several with brands and products I believe in.
That is no secret.
However, something about simply endorsing an Irish whiskey didn't feel right to me.
I wanted to create my own.
I wanted to do it my way, and I wanted to do it right from start to finish.
I love Ireland, its land, and its people.
I was born here. I will raise my its land, and its people. I was born here.
I will raise my children here, and I will die here.
I'll get arrested all over the globe, but I'll die here.
I wanted to make an Irish whiskey emblematic of our culture as a whole,
something that would make my people proud.
So that's what he's done.
And they said,
Proper No. 12 has sold more than most brands sell in a full year
in the first two weeks on the market.
It's also selling out all over the place.
To what do you attribute this success?
I'm sure he has a very humble response.
Men in white Oakleys.
That's what I attribute it to.
Men in white Oakleys and the fact that Irish people like whiskey and they like me together.
If you put those things together, it's pretty good.
I attribute it to it probably pairs well with Monster Energy Drink.
Yeah, exactly.
It's like one of our athletes endorses McDonald's.
It's like, well, you don't have to go too far there.
Kids want McDonald's and they like that guy.
And there's always one real close.
Michael Jordan with a thing of French fries.
You're really not, you know, in 1992.
Not a stretch.
Not a stretch.
So he said the reaction to proper number 12 has been absolutely amazing.
I'm extremely humbled, I doubt that, and thrilled.
It's not go crazy, Connor.
I don't believe you.
That customers are excited as I am.
Hundreds of thousands of people from all over the world have been reaching out, asking where they can purchase a bottle.
Everything has to be an exaggeration yeah i'm lucky to have the best fans in the business and their support and loyalty has
definitely played a role in proper number our proper 12 success in 10 days we sold six months
worth of product i just got back from ireland spending 10 days traveling around the u.s
to meet buyers from top accounts distrib distributors, and consumers. The reception was energizing.
My favorite part of the trip was hand-delivering World Series tickets
to the Boston Fire Department.
It's hard to articulate what a special experience it was
to shake their hands and thank them for their hard work.
Truly humbling.
Also, people who like whiskey.
Boston firefighters.
Also, a shitload of Irish guys.
Yeah, say, a bunch of Irish guys who like whiskey and are from Boston. Yeahish yeah say a bunch of irish guys who like whiskey
and are from boston yeah you're gonna get a reception there so they said you created this
whiskey yourself what was the development process like uh-huh now i can answer for him a bunch of
fucking nerds in a lab made some shit and then they brought me samples and i went no i don't
like that one mate and then they brought me another one and i went that one's a little bit better that's how you made it no i put on a lab
coat and some goggles and i went in there and really started mixing shit yeah i was mixing mash
and trying it over time to find the perfect perfect whiskey the perfect whiskey he says
proper number 12 is a custom blend of grain of the finest single malt that is great, neat on the rocks in a cocktail or as a shot.
The project name of Notorious became Proper No. 12 to salute my history.
Sure, it's my brand and my company, but it's much bigger than me.
This is a brand that stands on its own.
The name is directly tied to my hometown of Crumlin, Dublin 12 and the fact that it is a proper irish whiskey
so he talks about going to tastings and he says that he you know he likes it a lot he said do you
take any lessons you learn from mma in developing and marketing proper number 12 let's hope not
was he gonna throw bottles at people to market it call it? I pour a glass and I scream at it that it's a terrorist and then I shoot it.
I go, oh, I cut terrorists and I throw the bottle at the bus as it goes by.
That's how I.
He said he's a strong work ethic, the desire to learn and holding yourself accountable will get you so far.
Oh, we'll get you far. It would have been easy to just sign an endorsement deal or have someone else do all the hard work, the tastings, etc.
Very hard work to taste whiskey.
Sit around getting hammered.
Sit around getting shit-faced and just give me an overview.
But that's not how I do things.
That's right.
It's not how he does things here.
He said, for every case sold, you're donating $5 up to $1 million annually for first responders.
Why is that cause so important for you?
He says, first responders are true proper heroes.
Their line of work is the ultimate act of valor and utter selflessness.
They put themselves, they put their lives on the line daily.
They run into buildings to save complete strangers when everyone else is running out.
They operate under a one for all mentality and he goes on to say that he loves first responders in eight different more
cliched ways all kinds of hacky ways of yeah uh pandering to whatever yes exactly all it's all
fine and dandy and you know sure true and everything but it's there's like three paragraphs
of saying the same sentence in six different ways they get paid for it connor it's not it's not a selfless fucking act yeah yeah yeah there's
how they pay their bills there's also it's also a job and also you know i i've known these there's
also a solid pension and they like adrenaline these guys they're kind of into it you know
what i mean these are the guys that are like let's go jump out of a plane this weekend so
they also work a day have two. It's a pretty sweet gig.
They're pretty fucking into it.
So they said, would you rather share some proper number 12 with Khabib or Floyd Mayweather?
Oh, boy.
And he said, to be honest, neither.
They aren't white enough for me.
I drink proper number 12 with those close to me, my friends and family and those I grew up with.
That is whom I like to sit and have a glass of proper whiskey with.
I also love to enjoy it with customers and consumers and bars.
They've been more fun than I've even expected.
Wow.
They said in the past five years, you've gone from a plumber receiving welfare checks to becoming one of the highest paid athletes in the world.
What advice do you give aspiring entrepreneurs looking to achieve their
dreams?
Learn the rear naked choke.
Like this is a bus.
This isn't a route that people can just take.
Like this isn't,
this isn't a model you can look at and go,
okay,
you know,
come on kids.
This is what you do.
Like it's not a built,
cultivate an audience and challenge Floyd Mayweather.
That's how you make
there you go that's how you do it he says you've got to be passionate about what you're doing find
your passion and chase your dreams fearlessly you've got i've had a lot of crazy dreams in my
life and they've all come to fruition because of my passion hard work and will to succeed
that's right yeah also flightway mayweather made me a shitload of money.
Shitload of money.
He says, that's how I got to where I am today.
Surrounding yourself with the right people is important, too.
Loyalty is everything.
You have to have a strong support system of people who genuinely believe in you and want
you to succeed.
All right.
Terrific.
November 28th, 2018, he gets a six-month driving ban for his speeding.
He is fined.
This is in Ireland here.
He's fined.
Yeah, when he was going 100.
Yeah, he's fined 1,000 whatever.
Are they euros over there now or fucking pounds?
1,000 whiskey points he gets fined for breaking the speed limit.
That's his 154-kilometer, 98-mile-an-hour.
Yeah.
Yeah. He's been, quote,, 98 mile an hour. Yeah.
He's been, quote, disqualified from driving,
which I love how they put it over there.
Disqualified?
It sounds very... He was trying to qualify.
He didn't make it.
Yeah, suspended, we say over here.
I like disqualified better.
That sounds way cooler.
From driving for six months and the fine
after admitting he did that,
he was stopped while traveling.
It was one and a half times the speed limit, obviously.
That's not good.
Jesus Christ.
So he stops at the courthouse, poses for pictures.
He apologized to the judge and said, quote, I didn't know I was going that fast.
I didn't look down.
I didn't look down.
Wow.
He must have a great car.
That's an awesome car that you don't know when you're doing 100.
To go 100 in most cars, you're aware of it in the car.
You have to have a really awesome car.
That's a good car.
What car is he driving?
You don't watch the cars that you pass go by really fast?
Do you hear them as you go by them? And you go, oh guy's standing still he's really going slow these people are real pussies out here you know what i
mean wow so yeah that's his excuse didn't realize it sorry he was driving a range rover an suv going
100 is gonna shake right a little bit shimmy wiggle well those ones it's a fucking 140 000 suv they're probably
pretty smooth i guess yeah i guess so i probably it's probably a real nice one too i'm sure 140
grand for one of those if it shakes i'm taking it right the fuck back not like an entry level
sport or anything probably too it's probably one of the good ones one of those badass ones
crazy engine where you're like who would spend spend $110,000 on an SUV?
And then here he comes flying by you.
Gone.
So, yeah, the speeding deal here.
The judge said that he was disappointed and reminded McGregor the number of deaths caused on the road.
Asking Connor why.
Asking Connor why.
He asked why that Connor didn't even face a more serious charge he asked the prosecutor
he said that you're very fortunate
that you're not charged with more serious matters
such as careless or dangerous
driving the judge said
the higher the speed the greater the risk involved
when speeding goes wrong
the consequences are catastrophic
and life changing
he noted Connor's apology
and said that Connor appeared to be genuinely remorseful.
So there you go.
The fine is payable within six months or as a lump sum.
So I think Conor can probably find this in his car seats if he just dug on the sides.
It's in the cup holder of that Range Rover.
Yeah, go out and grab that shit.
It's in the cup holder of that Range Rover.
Yeah, go out and grab that shit.
So January 30th, 2019, the Conor and Khabib are both fined and suspended for the post-fight brawl in their last fight here, which I bet that suspension will last right about until the time when their next fight is scheduled.
Just a thought.
That's fucking funny, man.
He was also, Khabib was fined half a million dollars for scaling the cage as well.
That is fucking wild.
And so Conor was suspended for six months and fined $50,000 for engaging Khabib's teammates and attempting to follow Khabib out of the cage.
So Khabib's suspension can be reduced to three months if he participates in a Las Vegas police anti-bullying public service announcement.
What's he going to say?
Don't.
Yeah.
You know should bother people when they are doing things.
Leave them alone.
You have to.
Imagine.
You better write that for him.
The director who has to record that, who has to do that, is going to be like the fucking director of the right guard shoot in Major League Two.
Charlie Sheen.
Noriforofus.
Aloholofus.
Emancipations.
You better get somebody with the patience of a monk, for Christ's sake.
No shit. That's fucking hilarious so
khabib said his reaction to the to the punishment he wrote on twitter politics forever
it's all politics his manager ali who has been accused of terrible things said i don't think
it's fair khabib gets 500 000 and conor gets 50,000. I think it's bullshit.
Oh, bullshit.
And McGregor took to Twitter
to thank the
Athletic Commission for the fair assessment
of the brawl and says
he's looking forward to his return.
He said, it was not my intention to land the final blow
of the night on my opponent's blood relative.
It's just how it played out.
I look forward to competing again. Thank all okay yeah so this is fucking hilarious um this is interesting here um so march
11th 2019 he is arrested connor is oh for allegedly smashing and stealing a fan's phone in Miami. I actually remember this.
Yeah, he is charged with strong-armed robbery and criminal mischief.
You can't forcefully take things from people.
That's not okay.
Right, but that's a fascinating charge for a guy that was probably just taking a picture of him.
But what's the definition of a strong-armed robbery?
Forcefully taking something from someone.
Give me your phone, and he said no, and you grabbed him and ripped it out of his hand. That's a strong-armed fucking, forcefully taking something from someone. He said, give me your phone, and he said no,
and you grabbed him and ripped it out of his hand.
That's a strong-arm fucking robbery, isn't it?
And then smashing it, that's destruction of property
and vandalism. So yeah, he does
that. It was around 5 a.m.
outside the Fountain Blue Miami Beach Hotel.
Again, 5 a.m.,
Connor, you're open. What are you doing?
You're open for anything.
Apparently, he slapped the victim's phone out of his hand, causing it to fall to the floor, which is enough, but not enough for Connor, as he then stomped the phone several times, damaging it.
You should be in a hotel bathrobe looking at the coffee maker thinking, maybe I'll drink it.
Maybe I'll do it.
Maybe, or should I go back to sleep?
Yeah. Or should I go do some road work because i'm a fighter yeah yeah um go down to the gym and run
on the fucking treadmill for christ's sake well this is a different type of training it's phone
slapping it's a you know you get a stranger who doesn't know that they're helping you train and
you slap phones out of their hand and he was outside of the hotel probably returning to it
after a night of drinking yeah this i don't think he was training that morning.
No.
So he stomped the phone several times, which you'd think that's enough now.
Nope.
He then picked it up and walked away with it.
Oh, he kept it.
He kept it too.
And I'm keeping this.
The fan said the phone was $1,000.
Yeah, it's a smart phone.
Yeah, it's a smart phone.
So this is amazing.
He is released on a $12,000 bond.
It comes shortly after his UFC suspension, obviously.
So he's doing a lot of dumb shit.
Put it that way.
So he spent five days in a church the week before in a church in Brooklyn completing court or court ordered community service for the bus incident.
His lawyer said he participated in manual labor that included upkeep at the brooklyn houses of
worship he had to go to churches and sweep give me a fucking break he polished a pew yeah jesus
christ so march 14th 2019 he faces a civil lawsuit after the cell phone robbery as well here yeah
you're gonna get sued for that dummy like you gotta know you're getting sued if you're this guy
when you've got that's the other part.
When you have that kind of money, you can't just be reckless.
You're going to end up broke just based on people taking your money.
Yeah.
And the victim, Ahmed Abderzak, he's got a problem with, as we know, with certain types of people,
followed a lawsuit seeking more than $15,000.
I think that might be a little bit extreme.
Wow.
For battery assault and intentional infliction of emotional distress.
Calm down.
He slapped your hand.
Relax.
Grow up, sir.
Emotional distress.
I'd say I need $1, bucks for my phone and 10 grand because
he's a cunt and it was a big inconvenience it pissed me off and now i have to fucking talk
to reporters so thank grand for that that was what it would be now i can't be around the ufc
because i have ptsd yeah i already paid for the pay-per-view so i want that money back too
i guess he was leaving the fountain blue at 5.m., so he wasn't coming in.
And this guy attempted to take a picture of him, and he slapped the phone out of his hand and stomped it and fell out.
You know people are going to take pictures of you because you're famous.
That's what people do.
They say that McGregor's criminal defense attorney called the lawsuit a quick effort seeking a payday.
Yeah, probably.
But also, don't do that dumb shit and people won't sue you.
Stupid.
So March 27, 2019, he retires.
He's retired.
Again.
He's retired.
Yeah, he's done.
Second time.
He's done.
Yeah.
A New York Times report claimed he's under investigation in Ireland and he says he's just tired of all this bullshit.
He can't take it here.
The New York Times reported that McGregor is under investigation at this time in Ireland after a woman accused him of sexual assault.
Oh, yes.
He was arrested and released by Irish police, but hadn't been charged with the crime yet.
He tweeted, I've decided to retire.
This was after he went on the Jimmy Fallmy fallon tonight show oh he right after
the appearance he said hey guys quick announcement i decided to retire from the sport formerly
formerly known as or yes as mixed martial art today he wrote i wish all my old colleagues
well going forward in competition i now join my former partners on this venture, already in retirement.
Proper piña coladas on me, fellas.
Okay.
Yes.
He's going to put whiskey in the piña coladas?
Is that what he's doing?
Nope.
He's just drinking piña coladas.
Okay.
He sells whiskey but drinks rum.
Why not?
That's what he's into.
I think he's alluding to being on an island or at a beach somewhere.
You don't drink whiskey at the beach.
You can, but you don't like everyone.
Oh, you drink a fruity whatever the fuck drink.
So he told Jimmy Fallon that night, I love to compete.
I love to fight.
We're in talks for July, but there's a lot of politics.
And then right after the show.
Yeah.
No, right after the show he said he's retired.
That night.
That night.
Yeah.
As soon as it aired, he said that.
Quick announcement, guys.
Quick announcement.
You're ending your career, the thing that everybody knows you for.
Quick announcement.
Quick announcement.
Yes.
Just quickly.
Real fast.
Have a good one.
Real quick, guys.
He said, I've done my piece for the company.
I don't necessarily need to fight.
I'm set for life.
I would fucking hope so.
You better be.
You made enough money.
need to fight i'm set for life i would fucking hope so you better be you made enough money dana white told uh espn if i was connor mcgregor i'd retire too because he made a shitload of money
on the whiskey and made a shitload of money on floyd mayweather fight so he's like he's got
enough money i don't know what the fuck he's letting people punch him in the face for i don't
know what he's doing letting me take advantage of his career that yeah i don't know why he's
letting me make 90 of the profit
off him but if i'm very wealthy no one's punching me in the face no i'm not letting you punch me and
if you do punch me in the face i'm gonna hire someone to punch you harder period if i'm that
wealthy yeah leave me the fuck alone don't touch me i'm gonna sue you i'm taking your fucking honda corolla honda corolla honda i'm taking your toyota civic away from you
i'm taking your kia sonata right now i want your ford silverado you son of a bitch
you lousy bastard with your chevy f-150 get over here
the wait is over so far you're not losing the only thing you're losing is my patience quickly
i see that the queen of the courtroom is back i didn't do anything you wouldn't know the truth
if it came up and slapped you in the face i see he's not intimidated by anything I can fix that. New cases. She wanted to fight me.
Leave her alone.
OK, so, um.
Not this is not a so.
This is a period.
Classic Judy.
Did you sleep with her?
Yes, Your Honor.
You married his cousin.
His brother.
That's not him.
Yes, ma'am.
I would make a beeline for the door.
The Emmy Award winning series returns. How did I know that? That's not him. Yes, ma'am. I would make a beeline for the door.
The Emmy Award winning series returns.
How did I know that?
I have a crystal ball in my head.
It's an all new season.
It's streaming.
You can say anything.
Judy Justice.
Only on Freebie.
So April 8th, 2019, a civil suit suit against you against him is dropped here the cell phone guy drops the suit he still faces criminal charges though so um yeah there you go probably settled out of court
right i would hope so i would i mean jesus give the guy five grand and let him move on who cares
may 13th 2019 the charges are dropped against. This is the next month in the phone incident.
No longer facing criminal charges.
It was Florida, so they were like, you know, this is just kind of basic Floridian street behavior here, honestly.
True.
Yeah.
If they do settle out of court and he doesn't want to be a witness, I don't think they can.
There's not much they can do, right?
No, there isn't.
That's the thing. That don't think they can. There's not much they can do, right? No, there isn't. That's the thing.
That's probably what it is.
They dropped the one charge of felony robbery, one misdemeanor criminal mischief.
They dropped it all.
They said that, by the way, the state assistant attorney, Khalil Madani.
Oh, really?
Watch out.
Connor's going to come after you, too.
Watch out if Connor's going to come after you, too.
Wrote a memo saying that the alleged victim signed a sworn statement, but the following week, his attorney told the prosecutor's office his client had been made whole by McGregor and no longer believed McGregor sought to injure or damage him and his property.
Right.
He wrote me a little check, so I'm not going to fucking be involved in this anymore.
I've got a really sick iphone and he pays for my spotify so everything's okay yeah no yeah he paid for a lot of spotify for like the next 10 years so the prosecutor said that the alleged victim has credibility issues as
he's changed his previously sworn testimony yes because he's gotten paid he said based on the
witness's credibility issues, his
unwillingness to respond to a subpoena
and the inability of witnesses
to testify as to his subjective
mindset, they can't prove the
charges against Conor McGregor.
Yeah, because he's got paid off.
Duh. So August 15,
2019, he
Jesus Christ.
Oh God. Dana White,
he ended up on TMmz live addressing the video of conor mcgregor that they need they're gonna ask dana white what do you think of this
punching an elderly man in the head do you remember this oh yes he punched an elderly
man in the head because he told him his whiskey sucks an elderly irishman has gonna have very
specific opinions on whiskey if he tells you your whiskey sucks it probably sucks yeah or he's got a
very specific palate for the last say 80 years either way you don't punch him in the head
or the jamo has burnt his his sensory in his tongue to only accept certain whiskey that's it
that's it but you're setting your ways by that time so an old man said your whiskey's shit and
he punched him said your whiskey's proper shite is what it is and they said okay and then there
was a punch going on here he said dana white is, quote, you're talking about a pub in Ireland.
Oh, well, that makes it all better.
Oh.
Oh.
So now the man.
Because this is fucking Narnia.
This is a fountain of youth now.
It's a fountain of youth.
When you walk in there, you're not an old man anymore.
You're open season to punching the fucking head if you feel like it.
As soon as you walk through the door, the Blarney Stone makes you all equals.
Wow.
You're talking about a pub in Ireland.
Know how many guys get punched in the face every day in a pub in Ireland?
Yeah, a lot.
What?
Not old men, hopefully, and not by young professional fighters, I would hope.
Maybe by other old men.
Does Dana White fight?
Dude, he has to have been hit in the head a lot right
he's dumb as shit right
or is he just honestly like
the biggest asshole who's ever
walked the face of the earth he makes
Vince McMahon look like a decent guy
like the more I learn about
Dana White I go wow
he's like he makes Vince McMahon
look like a sentimental
like a real pushover.
He is a shocking dickhole.
Wow.
It's like, I know he does it on purpose, which I don't get when being, it was, there was
a time when like being hateable would get like a few people to like you and it was kind
of fun and whatever.
But when it's like now that that's like the standard thing.
It's just so fake and cheesy.
Like, I'm a terrible guy.
But for him, it's real somehow.
I'll hit my wife in public right in front of cameras.
I don't care.
Fuck troll.
He's not even a troll.
He's just a...
No, he means it, I think.
He's just scum.
He's a twat is the best way to describe him.
Awful, awful person. He really is. He's a twat is the best way to describe him. Awful.
He really is.
He said,
but this is a,
didn't bring up.
Shouldn't punch an old man in the head at all.
Right.
He said,
but this is a high profile guy.
The bottom line is when you're not a regular guy,
you're a high profile guy and you're a professional fighter.
You can't do it.
That you can't do.
I guess I can.
I can punch all the old.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Then he said, when you're Conor McGregor, you can't do that.
When you're anyone, you can't.
It's called elder abuse.
You can't beat old people.
You can't.
It's like 65.
They're inferior beings.
Once they hit 65, there's a guy I really want to punch but i know he's over 65 and
i can't do it and it's really bothering me because i'll it's i'm telling you it's that's the truth
too you know what i'm talking about yeah but the the it's the man's fragile you can't knock him
down you can't do anything that causes them the ability to fall down you will injure this person and you could kill them
based on the the injuries they oh fuck yeah christ's sake so police said that they're still
investigating they said no arrests have been made yet 65 year old man punched him in the head
over whiskey this was at the marble arch pub in dublin on april 6thth. Connor walked in and lined up cups for bar patrons looking to buy a round of proper 12
for everyone.
Sure.
Here you go, everyone.
One guy said, no, thanks.
The old guy said, I don't want any.
He didn't even drink it and spit it out.
He just said, I don't drink your whiskey.
It's gross.
Not interested.
Now, when Michael on the wire said, I don't want Marlowe's money for school clothes, rather than get mad, they were intrigued.
They're like, what's up with this little guy?
That is impressive.
He's different.
Let's talk to him.
Connor took a different approach than Marlowe here.
Jesus Christ.
He said no.
Connor placed a cup in front of him, and he said no, pushed it away.
So Connor did it again.
Put it in front of him. You're going to drink away so connor did it again put it in front of
him you're gonna drink my whiskey and the guy said i'm not drinking it i don't want any yeah
not interested okay so apparently there they don't know if any words were exchanged but connor then
downed a shot and then fucking popped the guy with a left hit him with a left uh right in the face just nailed him did a
shot and punched the guy two people immediately grabbed him and pulled him out of the bar
um the violence was reported to the cops obviously and they said they were like i said an open
investigation the the guy who got punched didn't even get knocked off his stool though that's the
greatest part look it an old man took him in his shot in the
face and took the fucking shot and probably kept drinking kept drinking his jameson fuck yeah that's
a different breed i like it i like it that's embarrassing what's it's embarrassing enough
to punch an old man in the head but to not even knock him off his stool he could take your punch
yeah you punch an old man in the head he better be blind knock him off his stool he could take your punch yeah you punch an old
man in the head he better be blind or something afterwards like now he lost his sight he's like
he's an invalid now he has to go to a hospice that's what better happen he took a punch like
floyd nightweather took all of your punches easy yeah so october, 2019, he's under investigation for a second sexual assault accusation now.
Okay.
Billowing smoke.
It's not going well for him now.
He has too much time on his hands, I feel like.
A woman filed a complaint in Ireland claiming she was assaulted by McGregor in her vehicle outside a Dublin pub last week.
It says here, the Irish law prohibiting naming victims says, you know, they're not going to name her.
But McGregor's team released a statement flatly denying the claim.
And McGregor says he hasn't spoken with police or been charged.
And his publicist said, Conor McGregor is frequently the subject of rumors.
He emphatically denies any report accusing him of sexual assault.
So, wow.
There's another.
They're still doing the investigation of the last woman here.
So that was the one he was actually arrested for, though.
But he's had a lot of problems, let's just say, as we know, obviously.
He punched an old man in the head, for fuck's sake.
So November 1st, 2019, he's been, I guess he gets charged for the fight
in the pub. An unprovoked attack
on the old man here. He's only going to be fined
a thousand whiskey bucks
and that's it here. The guy's
name was Desmond Keogh
He's not elderly. He's in his 50s
That's not elderly
It's still older than you should be punching
if you're a 28 year old UFC champion but still, they made it sound like he's not 85 irish guy can take a punch that's pretty cool
i fucking love it man that's great mcgregor had to stand up in a packed courtroom and tell the
judge your honor what i done was very wrong i would like to apologize today to the injured
party again and to apologize here before the court and assure you nothing of this nature will ever happen again regarding me oh wow yeah so they
said that the victim had received an undisclosed sum of compensation and already accepted the
apology oh yeah so he pled for leniency and they said mcgregor's whole career is in probably in
jeopardy if he has a conviction because then he won't be able to travel.
That's the problem.
They said that.
So, you know, he said they heard that he was attacked after the guy repeatedly fucking didn't want shots of the whiskey, which was placed in front of him.
So cool.
Oh, God, that's so funny.
I don't want your whiskey and fuck your pussy punches, he said.
That's amazing.
There was closed circuit TV footage.
So they had footage of this shit, which is hilarious.
I want to see that a lot.
I've seen it.
It's fucking funny.
So I want to see it like right now, though.
Like, I mean, right now.
So he takes off.
He's got his Range Rover there that he drives her off in in court.
And so it doesn't look like he's going to get jail time anyway.
So that's probably good.
Probably good.
Why don't you punch a guy in the foot?
What is wrong with you?
Jesus Christ, man.
I've assumed a lot.
Yeah, the judge was like, why would you do that?
Literally was asking him, what is your goddamn problem here? Like, why would you do that? Literally, he was asking him, what is your goddamn problem here?
Like, why would you do that?
They asked for total leniency.
They said what he did was totally, utterly wrong and totally, utterly inappropriate.
No shit.
No one's arguing about that.
Yeah, nobody's arguing the contrary anywhere.
No one.
So next up, January 18th, 2020.
He's back fighting again.
Oh, he's back.
He's back.
He's coming out of retirement here against Donald Cerrone, the cowboy.
Donald Cowboy Cerrone.
He's 36 and 13 coming into this fight.
He's one of the guys that gets diarrhea in It in um uh it's always sunny from from what is it
oh fight milk yeah from fight milk yeah fight milk that's i think he's the one on the toilet
he is the one on the toilet okay that makes sense there okay well this fight it only goes 40 seconds
and i don't know if he had too much fight milk beforehand or what, but Conor beat him up good.
TKO with head kick and punches in 40 seconds.
So easy win for him.
He's 22-4 now.
June 6, 2020, he says he's retiring from fighting again.
Again.
He's done.
He's done again.
He tweeted he's walking away.
He said, I've decided to retire.
Thanks for the memories.
What a ride it's been.
Here's a picture of myself and my mother in Las Vegas post one of my title wins.
Pick the home of your dreams, Mags.
I love you.
Whatever you desire is yours.
He's telling his mom that he's going to buy her a house here.
He said he's very excited to be retired, but he has lost his excitement for the sport of fighting.
So the game just does not excite me, and that's that.
All this waiting around.
There's nothing happening.
I'm going through opponent options, and there's really nothing there at the minute.
There's nothing that's exciting me.
They should have just kept the ball rolling.
I mean, why are they pushing Khabib versus Justin Gaethje back in September?
You know it's going to happen in September.
Something else is going to happen in September, and that's not going to happen.
I laid out a plan and a method that was the right move, the right methods to go with,
and they always want to balk at that and not make it happen or just drag it on.
Whatever I say, they want to go against it to show some kind of power.
They should have just done the fight, me and Justin, for the interim title and just kept the ball rolling.
So, yeah, he said he's a bit bored of the game.
That's what he said.
He said, I'm here watching the fight.
I watched the last show.
I watched the show tonight.
I'm just not as excited about the game.
I don't know if it's no crowd.
I don't know what it is. i don't know if it's if it's no crowd i don't know what it is there's
just no buzz for me yeah they were fighting during covid there was no oh yeah that was 2020 that's
right yeah yeah that was that's boring as balls nobody wants to see that yeah there's no what
what does he what did he expect yeah and there's less paydays too i'm sure so why bother yeah
suck to watch everything sucked to watch with no crowd.
It's just to keep, so Dana White could keep his finger in the pie of keeping people watching it.
He said, I had my goals, my plans, the season.
I had everything laid out.
Obviously, the world has gone bleeding bonkers at the minute.
There's fuck all happening at the minute.
They want to throw me up and down weights and offer me stupid fights.
I really don't give a fuck.
I'm over it. Okay. Well, everybody was basically retired for that while yeah connor calm down
that's the other thing and uh dana white said if he wants to retire he should retire he said
nobody's pressuring anybody to fight i'll rob the next guy just as easily as i robbed him
there's plenty of guys willing to do this for my benefit. I'll tell you that. He said, nobody is pressuring anybody to fight.
And if Conor McGregor feels he wants to retire, you know my feelings about retirement.
You should absolutely do it.
And I love Conor.
There's a handful of people that have made this really fun for me, and he's one of them.
There's a handful of guys that made a shitload of money off of him.
Fuck yeah.
White also said, the amount of people that I have gunning at me
right now is insane.
Meaning the other stars that
have left, like John Jones is
talking shit about him and everything like
that. He said if that's what Conor is feeling
right now, John Jones,
Jorge Masvidal, I feel
you. It's not like
I'm going, holy shit, this is crazy, this
is nuts. Nothing is crazy and nuts this is nuts nothing is crazy and nuts
right now because everything is crazy and nuts right now on a certain level I totally understand
it and get it okay I don't know if he does or not this is when he was said he was fighting up
setting up fight island Jesus Christ oh boy that's right he does not get it he didn't understand it
at all and he wanted uh McGregor to fight on fight island and mcgregor's like i fight for money in front of people fuck connor said there's nothing
there for me i'm trying to get excited i'm trying my best and when the when the anderson one came
along i was like yeah shit that's a mad fight and then everyone said he's old and over the hill and
i was like what so yeah also that guy's got a fucking leg that came apart.
You can't just you can't just fight.
Jump on again like that ever again.
So, yeah, he said he's frustrated.
He said, I don't know.
It's just crazy.
I was cutting to 155.
And then because I asked for 155, they wanted to show power and stomp all over me.
I don't know why they do this, but it was taken from me, then pushed back. So then I'm
thinking, I don't want to be cutting if I'm
fighting at 170. I have to be careful
here. My body has to be
correct to the weight. And then the
176 Silva talk, I'm just over
it, man.
Floyd Mayweather
wrote on Instagram, I'll be
waiting if you want to fight me again.
I'd love to get paid again. We can make a bunch
of money if you want, so what the fuck.
McGregor said, my mother is out there
picking out a beautiful home, an absolute
beautiful home, her dream home. It would be
likely to be her, it's likely to be her
final home. Jesus, are you going to kill her in there?
My family's
final home for them, a retirement
home. I'm very, very proud
to do this, and that's it.
We'll see what the future holds, but for right now, for the immediate future, 2020, all the best to it.
So, September 12, 2020, he is reportedly arrested for an alleged indecent exposure in a bar in Corsica.
Oh, my God.
So, he's been arrested in a bar in the French region of Corsica here.
He vigorously denies any accusation of bad behavior. Apparently, his lawyer said that he
was released before the legal end of police custody without any judicial review. The prosecutor's
office in a statement sent the prosecutor's office, following a complaint filed on September 10th denouncing acts that could be described as attempted sexual assault and sexual exhibition,
Conor McGregor was the subject of a hearing by the something services.
I don't know.
So he got released.
They don't care.
Yeah.
But his dick may have been out or something happened.
Possible dick out, which I mean, he is leaving a trail of regular people that you don't want to be in his wake.
Yeah, right.
Of, like, just normal people that run into him.
Yeah.
I mean, you got to fuck.
Also, there's a lot of sexual shit.
Yeah.
What about, where's Dee now?
Yeah.
Yeah, I love my wife and all that shit.
What's happened to Devlin?
Yeah.
What happened to Dee Devlin?
I don't know.
I feel bad for him, though, for her.
Oh, boy.
Especially.
That kind of sucks.
I kind of do, but not nearly as bad as I feel for Conor McGregor, student at San Jose State University
from Gainesville, Virginia. Conor McGregor, who is from Newcastle-upon-Tyne in England here,
and he's, quote, passionate about customer service.
Oh, is he?
He's very passionate about customer service.
He will punch you in the head if you don't like it.
Conor McGregor from Washington, D.C. here.
He's an associate at Finnegan Henderson, Faribault, Garrett, and Dunner LLP.
I don't know if it's a law.
He went to law school.
Yeah, he's a lawyer.
So there's him.
He says, my name is Conor McGregor.
Not that one.
No, he doesn't say that.
He should, though.
Look, my pants are on.
He has extensive technical background and industry experience in structural and construction engineering.
Okay, then.
And if I take my pants off, it's just to put another pair on.
There's another pair coming post-haste don't you worry september 15th 2020 connor says because now he's been accused again
of sexual assault and connor accompanied by his bodyguards uh allegedly exhibited his private
parts to the young woman without her consent as she made her way into the bar toilets okay that's very classy um i would say can i come with you
with this is that is that that's a fucking bizarre pickup line that is a weird one so he posts uh
will you tweet this out yes he tweeted then deleted i will never kill myself no matter how
many wish for it try set me up all of you fucking want to, all of you fucking, all of you's fucking want over and over.
The truth will always set me free.
Be it baby father claims, rape, indecent exposure, bullshit, WhatsApp, group shit, you fucking name it.
Never will I fold.
The truth is the truth and it gives me wings.
Wings.
He said that?
He said that. He typed that. The rebel and the truth? And the truth and it gives me wings. Wings. He said that? He said that.
He typed that.
The rainbow and the truth?
And the truth.
I know my character.
God bless DNA.
God bless CCTV, so video.
God bless eyewitness.
God bless the truth.
Truth is power.
Never will a dime be paid to anyone coming at me with vicious lies.
Now, not fucking ever.
I will fight.
And I am only beginning to fight.
All these past incidents you will see, they will not be forgotten.
I will not allow these people to just accuse me, then disappear into the dark to attempt to ruin someone else's life.
No fucking way.
Wow.
January 18th, 2021, he says, I'm not retired.
I'll probably never retire, as a matter of fact.
I love this.
I'll keep coming back and coming back.
He explained, yeah, he said, I was just frustrated and bored,
and I don't know.
He said, I'll probably never retire from the game, to be honest.
I'll be competing for a long, long time yet.
It has certainly brought out a frustration
when you're trying to get these events going.
You're trying to get these things moving
and it's just not happening.
It felt like I was shelved almost.
I felt like I had been out a couple more times a year.
I felt like I'd been ran out a couple of more times that year.
Not only would my skill set and my sharpness
and everything be in tune a lot more,
we'd also be talking about $800 million in revenue for the company.
It was certainly out of frustration.
Okay, so he wants more fights and he wants bigger fights.
He wants bigger fights.
He wants to be the star.
That's it.
That's what he always wants is to be the star.
He said the past is the past.
We're in a great spot now.
Okay.
That's it.
So he's coming back in and ready to do it.
I mean, he beat Cerrone there, but that was a year ago, right?
Yeah, a year ago.
It's been a while, yeah.
He said, come on.
There was lots of talks about me coming back.
I was so eager to come back.
I wanted to come back.
The Tuesday after the fight against Cerrone, I had that meeting with Lorenzo Fertitta and Dana,
and the conversation was, what do we do now?
What's next?
There didn't seem to really be what was the next bout we had got the answer at that dinner and it just didn't come to
fruition i feel now i've been transformed my i have transformed my body into a lightweight frame
again i've done it healthily i'm full of energy full of vital, ready to showcase myself at 155 and very excited about doing that.
Well, good for him.
Boy, that's a wordy-ass tweet.
This is in an interview.
He said this.
Okay.
He then said that he expects a boxing match with Manny Pacquiao to develop.
Is that right?
Manny will destroy him.
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, Manny's a good fucking boxer.
He's aggressive, yeah.
He's a great boxer.
So he said that he's open to a trilogy bout with Nate Diaz as well.
Maybe we could do that.
Two guys that are over the hill now.
Maybe that'll work.
A guy that quit to smoke weed, for Christ's sake.
Yeah.
He said that his relationship with Dana White has renewed positivity.
relationship with Dana White has renewed positivity. He said that White actually accused him of McGregor of breaking man code when McGregor shared their direct messages on social media.
Sir, you are the last one that gets to comment on man. No shit, man. Wow. Connor says at that time
when I was putting that out, obviously there was frustrations because I was campaigning for a fight
and it was like the UFC was saying I wasn't campaigning for a fight and i was a bit upset with that
them putting then me putting them out uh was around the time that diego sanchez was giving
me a lot of respect in the media and he had just had a fight and a victory i wanted to show my
respect and say to say diego i'm actually looking for a bout against you okay so that's trying to make an excuse Dana won't allow it
blah blah blah blah blah blah
so he talks about what
fights he wants and who gives
a shit he talks about another fight
he wants to fight Dustin
what's his name Poirier
yeah he says we're
more mature myself and Dustin we're
both fathers and we've come through a lot
we've
dad fights've dad fights dad fights ufc dad fights that's the father's day event we want to see
a couple of guys going out there and fucking khaki shorts and new balances trying to fucking
punch each other
that's perfect a couple like target t-shirts with fucking
legend of zelda on them or something corner men wiping their faces down with dude wipes yeah yeah
oh god he said we're both engaged in much philanthropic efforts and i know he's he's
doing a great thing with the good fight foundation great he said
especially as i get older in life i feel it's our duty as human beings to give back give back a
couple charitable dads just going at it charity dads this fall on nbc he's not he's not making a
strong pitch for a fight no i don't care about this fight as i'm getting older i just a couple of
nice guys are gonna get together have their little kids at ringside just a nice exhibition
over a discussion of lawnmowers jesus christ god he's wordy about that i'm not reading all that
connor fuck you sorry this is a really self-serving bullshit about charity and coaches.
I'm not doing this shit.
I just want to fight him.
Yeah, fuck that.
January 19th, 2021, after criminal case ends without charges,
Connor is sued in Ireland now.
Oh.
So this is detailing, finally,
accusations made by the woman who says that Connor raped her in Dublin
in a hotel penthouse.
Oh, that's heavy.
The suit is filed after the Irish police and prosecutors declined to pursue charges against him.
They investigated him for two years and never, they arrested him at one point, but never charged him.
They said that the allegations against him, this is what a spokesperson for McGregor says, that they were categorically rejected.
So the charges.
So this is a lawyer for the woman declined to comment on the details of the case.
And so they talked all about it and they said that she's definitely filing the suit and it's against him and another man as well.
Oh, Yeah. So they said that McGregor and the woman grew up in the same area and previously socialized in the same wider circles.
They knew each other from school or whatever.
So according to that, in the early morning of – so late night, might as well say.
Yeah.
December 9th, 2018.
Don't say early morning.
It makes it sound like there was eggs and toast involved.
Yeah.
Nobody was making bacon at this point.
They said that she said that after they exchanged flirtatious messages on Instagram,
the woman and a friend were picked up by McGregor's driver and taken to a Dublin hotel along with one of McGregor's friends.
She said she had been at a work holiday party and believed she'd be partying with McGregor.
In the car on the way to the hotel, a bag of cocaine was, quote, produced, and the woman
said she took some.
While in the penthouse, the woman said in the statement of claim that she was beckoned
to the bedroom.
These are, quote, beckoned.
She's a party.
By McGregor, who asked her to perform a lewd act on him
yeah i'd like my dick sucked is what he said would you put this in your mouth please which
she refused mcgregor began kissing her and removing her clothes over her protest protestations is what
her statement said after she bit and hit connor as according to her he allegedly wrapped his arms around her neck
and lifted her up three times after which she ceased fighting back gave her the old neck crank
horrifying yeah that's a neck that's a neck crank right there that's terrifying yeah um
mcgregor then told her quote that's how i felt in the octagon i had to tap myself out three times
that's how i felt apparently that's what
he told her what the fuck i don't know mcgregor then according to her mcgregor then raped her
and demanded that she lie on the bed next to him afterwards now we're gonna snuggle
i'm a cuddler what the fuck is that about forced cuddling i've never heard of that before that is
disturbing fucking
horrific incident also he's got all that money and he's he's doing that well and he's still
trolling instagram for women that's oh yeah famous guys are constantly trolling instagram
because it's it's there for them they can just go man what does this chick look like she likes me
cool that's crazy it's he's being
it's crystalia it's all of them it's the crystalia factor i feel like but crystalia is not connor
mcgregor no no he's not he's not but still i mean that's amazing man it's it's fucking weird so she
said she fell asleep and woke up early into the evening of the next evening, after which McGregor left the hotel with her work colleague,
because she came there with a friend, before returning.
McGregor's friend gave her a drink.
She said her only memory thereafter is of being in a taxi.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
She said she was later told by police that McGregor's friend said he had sex with her,
but he had no recollection of it.
She had no recollection of it and didn't consent to it.
That's fucked, man.
Yeah.
Oh, that's mad fucked.
So she was examined in a sexual assault treatment unit at the hospital after her mother called an ambulance when she arrived home.
According to the statement, bruising was found on most of her body and she had abrasions on her face, neck and right breast.
was found on most of her body, and she had abrasions on her face, neck, and right breast.
A month later is when she went to the police and reported that she had been raped.
She had not been able to work since May of 2019 and described a host of psychological and emotional problems because of the alleged attack.
The suit seeks about $1.79 million is what it seeks here in Euro form.
So they said the amount is to cover
her loss of current and future earnings the sale of her home in the suburb of dublin and the purchase
of a house elsewhere to escape the reminders of the ordeal as well as various medical expenses so
that's her accusations um so january 23rd 2021 it's good good publicity for him here he fights dustin the
diamond poirier as we said dustin the diamond is a terrible fucking thing he's 26 and 6 dustin
uh this fight goes into the second round uh two minutes and 32 seconds it is a knockout loss for
connor is that right beat with punches apparently they said
that uh dust dust and diamond here remained steady worked mcgregor mcgregor over with leg
kicks and shit while mcgregor tried to keep attacking him and then uh he blitzed him with
punches and dropped him to the canvas and got the the uh the knockout there so mcgregor said the leg kicks were good the lower calf kick was
very good my leg was dead man so yeah fucked them all up poirier said i'm happy but i'm not surprised
i put in the work connor took this result very professionally over here he's a pro man nothing
but respect we're one and one maybe we'll have to do it again maybe um mcgregor said i need activity guys come on you
don't get away you don't get away with being inactive in this business that's just the way
it is i'll take my licks i'm good at my job yeah keep me busy otherwise the women are all in danger
everyone yeah keep me punching men please now this is also he's lost two of his last three
fights here that's not good. That's not terrific.
He said, I put in a lot of work though and I'm proud of my
work. January 26th
2021, medical suspension.
He is suspended
a six month medical suspension
after a knockout loss because I guess
it's... Oh, he's not allowed to fight.
Because he was knocked out so badly
here. I guess medical
suspensions are for fighters who have recently competed,
are common in the industry regardless of whether they won or lost,
but I guess at this one he's got to have a –
he needs clearance from a doctor over his right tibia and fibula,
pending an x-ray, and all of that sort of thing.
He was making himself feel better by spending time with his family
on a $4 million yacht.
That'll do it.
That'll do it.
That'll make my leg feel great.
Wonder why I can't fight as well anymore as when I was on welfare.
Right.
Wonder why that is.
Strange.
When I was on welfare, real hungry.
Now I'm on a $4 million yacht.
Not as hungry.
Don't know why.
When you're fighting for the $4 million yacht, you fight better than when you are fighting to keep the $4 million yacht.
To keep it.
That's the thing, really.
April 14, 2021, Conor McGregor's sexual assault case dropped.
The French officials say, not enough evidence for this shit here.
This is the Corsica thing here.
This is the indecent exposure, not the rape.
Different deal.
They said that Conor, they're not going to press charges. They said the examination of the present proceedings does not justify any criminal prosecution since the facts or the circumstances of the facts of the proceedings could not have been clearly established by the investigators or could not be clearly established.
The pieces of evidence are therefore not sufficient for the offense to be constituted and for a criminal prosecution to be engaged.
So there you go.
On April 28th, 2021, he sells his liquor.
Oh, yeah.
He's selling it to here.
His deal, wow, sells it to Proximo Spirits in a deal that's worth up to $600 million.
Wow.
Yes.
Proximo owns Jose Cuervo and bush mills yep in addition to a bunch of other shit they already had 49 stake in proper 12 this is for the rest of it
it was it's a 1.2 billion dollar business it's fucking huge man man. So, wow. That is fucking wild. They said we hit a milestone and gave Proximo the opportunity to own a significant stake. And McGregor said, yeah, I'm celebrating the sale, but proper 12 is my baby for life. You can buy a lot more babies.
lot more babies yeah he's he will he probably gets a hundred million of that right at least i'm sure and he's still going to be the spokesman and do commercials for the brand as well for that yeah
he'll ryan reynolds it big time yeah july 10th 2021 he's fighting dustin diamond again poor number
three number three and this is uh the end of the first round. It's over. It's called a TKO from a leg injury here.
Loss for Conor again.
So they said it was a pretty electric atmosphere, but it turned kind of shitty during the round.
I guess Conor appeared to have rolled over on his ankle.
And at the end, this is when he broke his ankle.
You could tell it was broken.
So, yep, he uh in the cage despite
the broken leg for his post-fight interview saying it's not over yeah it's 22 and 6 now
oh wait i remember that video it was gross yeah he went to stand on it again and it was side oh
you could see it was fucked september 13th 2021 he gets into a scuffle with machine gun kelly
at the mtv video music awards this is one time that I'm really rooting for Conor.
This is one where you go, can a dinosaur come and eat both of these idiots while they're fighting?
Anything could happen, like a Jurassic Park moment, just bites him,
there's all four little legs kicking out of its mouth as he picks him up.
I'd be happy with that.
Can Khabib's trainer come in in a vest
oh so apparently mcgregor could be seen in videos lunging at machine gun kelly
it was quote held back by security and megan fox's girlfriend held back no no calm down chief life
saved by yeah by megan fox was walled off from he probably won't
hit me so then mcgregor was escorted away but video showed him throwing a cocktail in machine
gun kelly's direction they said they couldn't figure out what started it neither party would
say what started it apparently mcgregor walked up to kelly to say hello kelly said something
inaudible and then ke Kelly's security attempted to push
McGregor away. Oh.
Probably called him a rapist or something.
Who knows what he called him.
Maybe Machine Gun Kelly had a moment
of clarity and good guy
something. Maybe. Decided to be a good person.
Who the fuck knows. So apparently
McGregor asked Kelly for a photo.
This is the initial report.
And Kelly declined for which McGregor got upset about.
And now he says that didn't happen.
McGregor's spokesperson says,
Conor McGregor did not ask anyone for a picture,
nor did he instigate this incident.
He does not know Machine Gun Kelly,
outside the fact that he attended Conor's fight this past July.
Well, that's enough, isn't it?
He said he doesn't know what happened he said i
just showed up mcgregor said he said nothing happened with me i only fight real fighters
and 58 year old men in bars people that actually fight i certainly don't fight little vanilla ice
white rappers okay so i thought you didn't know him i thought i don't know who he is no idea i
don't even know the guy.
Don't know anything about him except that he's with Megan Fox.
And that he raps.
Why are you doing this?
Why?
What are you doing?
They asked Machine Gun Kelly about what happened, and he made, quote, made a noise with his mouth, hit the microphone with his hand, then walked away.
He's so fucking weird, man.
I hate that guy.
Yeah, he's a fucking weird dude.
So September 14th, 2021, he's doing all sorts of shit now.
Now he insists that he didn't come to blows with Machine Gun Kelly.
He's going on more about it.
He said in an interview that absolutely nothing happened between him and Machine Gun Kelly.
He said absolutely nothing happened.
I don't know.
I just showed up and I don't know.
I don't even know who the guy is, to be honest with you.
Just rumors.
Nothing happened with me.
I don't know.
Look, I don't like him,
and I know way too much about him, too.
It's okay to know who he is.
Fucking so weird.
By the way, Machine Gun Kelly's real name?
Coulson.
Coulson Baker.
Yeah.
Which is a hilarious name.
He's from Cleveland, James.
He's a little Coulson.
Wow, he got taken to soccer practice by his mom every other day.
All the time, yeah.
All the time.
Well, when the nanny wasn't available, you know.
So he said, one source said, they scuffled then it settled down and
connor went after him again mcgregor was ready to throw fists security was having trouble holding
him back mcgregor had attended it with his fiancee now d devlin but um yeah former boxer
antonio tarver said i don't know about y'all but i'm so tired of seeing this bully and straight
thug continue to lash out in public places.
It's obvious that, and he tags him at the notorious MMA, is out of control.
And I don't know what's taken them so long to lock his disrespectful ass up.
Tarver's gaming for a fight.
He wants a payday too.
Fuck it, I'll take a payday.
Ex-UFC fighter Mike Swick wrote connor has lost his
fucking mind you gotta be a family member to respect that man as a human anymore he is proof
money can't buy class oh wow then he said mjk or mgk was performing don't go to his gig and
fuck his brain up before performing,
dude.
Not everyone wants to take a pic with you.
Me included.
Right?
Yeah,
exactly.
No shit.
Um, yeah.
If you don't know who he is,
hold on a minute.
He's about to be on stage.
Uh,
Megan Fox said,
I'm actually a huge UFC fan.
I have UFC fight pass and I know all the fighters and their backstories.
Whenever it's Conor, it's always insane.
Oh, Megan.
So, October 17, 2021
reported that Conor
randomly attacks an Italian
DJ in a Roman nightclub.
Why? Apparently.
Did he play Machine Gun Kelly songs?
Yeah, it was like Gregreg hardy with nelly
yeah snaps dj singer and television personality francesco fashionetti he claims that he punched
him in the face connor did at a nightclub breaking his nose wow jesus fuck man this happened uh
during a night out clubbing just hours after Fashionetti had his third son baptized at the Vatican.
On the night that I had my son baptized at the Vatican.
I go out partying in nightclubs.
He claimed him and his wife had been partying and having fun with McGregor for two hours prior to the incident before things went sideways.
McGregor invited him to another party, then punched him in the face when he accepted, breaking his nose.
Sure, I'll go with you. Whack.
Wow. Fashionetti said,
At 2.30 this night, I was attacked by Mr. McGregor.
He said, The very famous McGregor who punched me in the mouth,
broke my nose in front of ten witnesses, his friends, and his bodyguards.
He attacked me without motivation as we talked for more than two hours and also had fun together.
I could have shut up and not say anything to anyone, but since I'm here to tell it,
I must say that person is really violent and dangerous.
I took a punch for nothing.
That punch could go to anyone.
My friends, my wife or other friends.
That's why I decided to sue Conor McGregor because he's a violent and dangerous person.
His wife, Wilma, said, this is
Fashionetti's wife, then out of nowhere
he threw a punch in the face of Francesco.
He was inviting us to another party.
Francesco said, okay, let's go.
And he hit him. Luckily, Francesco
was very close so McGregor couldn't
load up on his punch.
Every time he hears let's go, does he think
that's the beginning of a fight
it's a fight he's like what now shit getting ready to rumble what the fuck let's go put him up he
wow that's a lot of brain damage he said francesco flew back or she said fell onto the table and then
on the ground the first thing that came to mind was are we kidding is it a show then i was paralyzed
i turned around and saw that his friends were holding him against the wall because he wanted
to continue beating Francesco.
Then they took him away.
I turned on the light and the guards turned them off.
Francesco was bleeding.
I wanted to help him and the guards chased us away.
He will stay in Italy until October 26th.
If you see him, stay away from him.
Don't go near him and ask for autographs because he's an unstable and dangerous person.
Also, don't say let's go to him.
No, let's go to him.
No, let's go anywhere.
January 13, 2022, Conor McGregor's pub in Ireland is targeted with petrol bombs.
Oh, somebody firebombed it.
Yeah.
No injuries or damage done, though. So he had a newly renovated Dublin pub, was targeted by criminals with a petrol bomb, with nothing.
It's the Black Forge forge in a posh night spot
he's been touting on his social media channel since buying it for 2.2 million they said that
criminals made an unprovoked effort to inflict damage on the black forge and there was no damage
done to any patrons employees or the forge mr mcgregor was not on the premises at the time of
the incident and they've opened up an investigation,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
To see if he tried to fucking Goodfellas it?
Apparently.
No, there was people there.
It wasn't like an after hours.
They said no damage was done and that's that.
It was a place I guess he had hung out at all the time and then he bought it and revamped it
to turn it into a nightclub.
Make it douchier, you know.
Yeah, maybe more money.
March 21st, 2022,
Irish police ordered to turn over evidence in Conor McGregor's sex assault lawsuit.
Oh.
So they said that this lawsuit, they said the police have evidence that they need here,
including statements, toxicology reports, closed circuit TV footage, photographs,
and all data downloads, downloads reports or information from any
mobile phones obtained or interrogated
in the courses of the investigation.
So, they want everything
for this lawsuit. March
23rd, 2022. Connor is arrested
over dangerous driving
and has his 170,000
fucking Euro Bentley
seized. Jesus.
I hope they used a flatbed.
Can you imagine just dragging that thing off?
No!
So I would lose my mind.
Wow.
So he's had a lot of traffic problems.
He was traveling along the N4 between Lucan and Palmerstown when he came to police attention,
pulled over, and arrested for road traffic offenses.
They seized the car,
and then they returned it to him later, obviously.
But, you know, he's been charged.
He was the world's highest-earning athlete in 2021, by the way.
He was, yeah.
That's wild shit.
I guess that whiskey deal helped him a lot.
So he's on conviction.
The charge of dangerous driving carries a maximum punishment of up to a 5,000 euro fine and some prison time, which he's not going to get, obviously.
He said, or his spokesman said, Mr. McGregor was driving to the gym when he was stopped for alleged road traffic violations.
He passed the drug and alcohol tests taken at the station.
And I guess it's a Bentley Continental GT.
That sounds nice.
It's a nice car, it sounds like.
He has been spending time there in front of the bar with the car a lot,
so everybody kind of knew him and that car around there.
And so, yeah, he had been fined in 2019 for driving incidents.
He's not a good driver, or he's an aggressive driver let's just say
april 7 2022 he faces more charges six charges for alleged dangerous driving incident the one
in march that we just talked about there so yeah more shit to to add to the pile of shit they said
that uh he said i was just on my way to the gym, man. Don't know what's going on. This is ridiculous.
This should leave me alone here.
He faces further charges possibly a month later, they said,
in his dangerous driving prosecution.
How can they keep getting more evidence in him?
How fast was he going?
Piling more charges?
Did they find out he ran people over on the way to getting pulled over now?
Like, I don't understand what the fuck the deal is. So keep dragging it on though it's a traffic thing can we even if it's criminal
it's i'm a fucking car and nobody's dead can we do something august 3rd 2023 he decides to make
his acting debut in the roadhouse for prime video jake gyllenhaal led thing here oh it's coming out in 2023 yeah it's it's it's gonna
come out yeah there is a they're they're redoing roadhouse jimmy oh my and he can't part of it
okay you can't redo roadhouse with jake gyllenhaal who's who's doing the the point of roadhouse is
it's a cheesy movie that people tried to do as best as possible,
and it came with that vibe because that's what ended up happening because that's what B-movies did back then.
And the only reason it's even watchable at all
is because Patrick Swayze's in it being an actually decent actor.
And some of the cheese, too.
There's so much cheesiness in it, it's funny.
He's selling the stupidity of this movie.
If you're doing that again, you're doing it on purpose, and then it's not funny anymore.
That's why Sharknado is not funny.
Right.
What's funny is somebody truly and genuinely trying to make something good from the bottom of their hearts and it failing miserably.
Piece of shit.
That's funny.
Three times.
That's hilarious.
Yes.
Making a bad movie on purpose so it's funny is
never funny no it's the thing you can be a hundred there's one tommy was oh because he's that bad
right if you try to be that bad it isn't that funny it's not that bad it has to be him thinking
he's doing his best it comes out like that that's the point that's can't do it so he's going to be
in that he's i don't know what he's going gonna play an asshole who gets beat up by a fucking bouncer i don't know jake
gyllenhaal i hope it's they combine it with brokeback and they just oh that would be great
jake gyllenhaal fuck each other jake gyllenhaal fucking him in the bathroom in the roadhouse
that'd be good shit he joins a cast of people who i've really never heard of any of these people so
i don't know who they are yep Jake Gyllenhaal? Yep.
I don't even think he's in it. I think it's just he's
behind it. It's his movie? He's producing it,
I believe, here. Stupid.
I don't know. Maybe he is in it. Oh, yeah, yeah. The new
take follows a former UFC
fighter. Oh, boy. Gyllenhaal.
Now he's a former UFC fighter
rather than just...
Is that Jake or is that Connor?
That's Jake. Connor's not the star.
He'll be in it for two seconds.
But that was the point of Swayze's character
is you didn't know where he was from.
He was mysterious.
He's this guy who knows karate
but also makes philosophy references.
Ooh, that's the mystery.
He lives in a barn and reads.
He's fucking interesting.
Look at him.
Does he even have electricity?
Who knows if he needs it?
He buys a piece of shit car because he knows that it's going to get vandalized.
That's interesting.
Oh, yeah.
He knows.
He has all spare tires already in the trunk.
He's going to get them slashed.
So he's a bouncer at a rough and tumble roadhouse in the Florida Keys, Jake Gyllenhaal, but soon discovers that it's a shithole there.
McGregor will be playing.
We don't know what he's going to be doing, but I assume he's going to be playing.
They said not himself.
It's not a cameo.
Okay.
So I don't know if he's going to be another bouncer, probably, or a fighter, somebody
who gets beat up.
I don't know what the fuck it is.
Is it coming out in August?
God, I hope not.
I hope they stopped it.
I really do.
I hope it was fucking put on the shelf or
something because that's terrible stop remaking shit you can't just make another movie about a
guy who goes into a fucking bar as a bouncer and cleans it up why does it have to be roadhouse again
just make another fucking movie with different characters and a different story
the guy across the pond is annoying and loud oh yeah so august 5th 2022 conor mcgregor is retiring from
the mma oh he says he's retiring he says he's done here he's healing from his injury and he
doesn't know maybe he's not retiring i don't know then he says he tweets out mma i'll never forget
you easy work oh because that's he's on the from the set of roadhouse this is easy work mma i'll never
forget you yeah and then he says i'll never let go jack quoting titanic like he's a movie star now
you know what i mean so he better because he's losing fights all over the place yeah he announced
his potential retirement he said i'll be back though for the sake of humankind i must return
then he says happy birthday my man arnold
schwarzenegger and atsum hope you and h are proud of my recovery work and latest move on the board
fun times ahead bring it and then there's a thing of his leg there's a thing of him talking to
arnold schwarzenegger here is arnold in the movie too or something no he saw him on the street it
looks like because there's a picture of them talking on the street
where Connor's in a wheelchair and Arnold's outside of a fucking army green Humvee.
Yeah, being Arnold everywhere.
Being Arnold.
So he's retired quite a bit.
2016, 2019, 2018, 2021, a whole lot of retiring.
You can't fight with a snapped ankle like that.
You just can't.
That's tough.
You have no base of anything.
January 25th, 2023, he's accused of assaulting a woman on a private yacht.
Oh, yeah.
That's nice.
Was it $4 million?
It was a $4 million yacht.
During the time he's involved in the roadhouse filming and all that sort of thing.
He's also the subject of reports of other things.
One of them is this 42-year-old victim here, woman, aboard his yacht off the coast of Ibiza during the spring.
Spain there.
A birthday.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm not doing that.
After party.
I'm not a Basque.
Why the fuck do I have to do that? It's so dumb. No, I'm not doing that. After party. I'm not a Basque. Why the fuck do I have to do that?
It's so dumb.
No, I'm not going to.
There's one country where a lisp is acceptable on purpose.
I'm not doing that.
Sorry.
Initial accounts from the time of the incident stated that the victim had refused to sign a formal statement with police in Spain or to identify McGregor as the perpetrator and just went home to Ireland.
Then it said a woman from Ireland is now officially making a complaint in
relation to an alleged assault when she was on Mr.
McGregor's yacht.
He said documents have been sent from Ireland to Spain,
um,
where the,
when the woman was in Spain,
she didn't sign anything because she wanted to get home.
So they said they're going to Ireland and Spain are going to work together here. She said, apparently, that the statements of the
victim, alleged victim here, said that, quote, all his behavior changed at that moment, she told
officers. It was as if he was possessed. I knew that I had to get off the boat because I thought
he was going to kill me. We have mutual friends and I met him numerous times. I can't believe what he did to me.
He's a criminal. I think he would have killed me if I hadn't gotten off the yacht. She said that
the woman was among a group of friends who attended his 34th birthday party at the Ocean Beach Club
that night. After the party, she claimed she and several other guests went to McGregor's yacht in the early morning hours and they were socializing.
And she said that he became hostile toward her, initially insulting her appearance before she claims he kicked, punched and threatened to drown her.
Oh, my.
Yeah. Police reports state that she jumped off the yacht into the water where she was rescued by a Red Cross boat.
She didn't say as soon as we get to fucking shore, I'm off of this bitch.
She overboarded that shit and jumped off to escape him.
And the only reason she survived is because Red Cross picked her up?
Red Cross picked her up, yeah.
Holy shit.
The woman claimed she suffered serious damage to her wrist
when she fell after being struck by him.
She also reportedly stated that her unwillingness to give a statement to authorities at the time was due to the shock and the fact that she was still wearing nothing more than a bikini and plastic booties during their questioning and just wanted to return to her hotel.
Oh, my God.
She said the local magistrate ordered the case to be reopened and a parallel civil suit has been filed in the Irish court system.
They say his lawyer said that Mr. McGregor is steadfast in his denial of all the accusations made by a guest on his boat.
Yeah.
Why are there so many?
January 27, 2023, McGregor is reportedly unhurt after getting hit by a car.
Oh?
Yeah, he's hit by a car.
Oh, well, he's riding a bike.
Yeah.
Well, there we go.
He got Stephen King.
He said, got a bang of a car just now from behind.
A sun trap.
The driver couldn't see me.
Full speed straight through me.
Thank God it wasn't my time.
Thank you, wrestling and judo also.
Having an awareness on the landing saved my life. speed straight through me thank god it wasn't my time thank you wrestling and judo also having an
awareness on the landing saved my life well yeah the guy picked him up and took him to the hospital
and then conor mcgregor attacked him and punched him in the nose and tried to rape his wife no i'm
just kidding so mcgregor said all good mate all good don't worry about it he could be heard telling
the driver of the car in a video recorded mate that's i could have been dead there look and um he's mcgregor said what's your name my man uh and then the guy
said nick and he said nick just smashed me with his car we have the bike in the back
this is nick and he just smashed me with his car there's my bike do you see it mangled
jesus christ january 29 2023 woman who accused conoror McGregor of assault has her car set on fire in Dublin.
Oh, that seems far too convenient.
That's very nice.
Yeah, it's the yacht lady here.
They said they're suspecting and investigating a suspected criminal damage by fire incident that occurred at 10 p.m. January 19th here.
They said no injuries were reported during the course of this incident.
No arrests have been made.
It's ongoing.
They're, Jesus Christ, that's,
that is fucking crazy.
That's, I mean, come on, man.
February 16th, 2023,
Conor McGregor's accuser's home
is targeted this time again.
Now, yeah, she, this is is wild they're investigating an incident from earlier
where a brick was thrown through her window her car was set on fire the month before it occurred
outside the same residence where the brick was thrown through the window feels like they know
where she lives feels like yeah she might need to move here um so he still says i don't know nothing about nothing man um february 23rd 2023 lawsuit
over the yacht assault is dropped if that keeps my house intact and my car from being on fire
i'm gonna say somebody must have paid somebody something also here so between money and pressure
who knows but that's just you know our opinion we don't fucking know i don't know i'm not there
he said they dropped it and uh they said that the plaintiff reported several acts of destruction
against her property, including the brick being thrown through the window and everything
like that.
But they said, don't worry about it.
We're fine.
McGregor's all good.
Wow.
He's good now.
March 29th, 2023.
Connor hints at what he could do in retirement.
It seems like he's pretty much retired at this point.
It feels like it, yeah.
Yeah, he said that he's going to come back with another fight here.
He's going to go fight in the Octagon again.
Yes, he is.
He's going to fight somebody in late 2023 is what he's talking about here.
His retirement plans, though, he said, what, to go out and do a little side quest,
seeking to get some boxing dollars and the rest of it?
And he said, no, not for me.
The UFC is the pinnacle and it's the company I love.
It's a company I wish to be with this company for the rest of my career.
I hope we can continue.
And he said, what do I hope for in the world?
I hope for 100 fights.
I hope for 100 more fights.
Wow.
I've been having this on-off, on-off nonsense
for too long. Via fight politics,
via injuries, via just life.
It does happen. It's God's plan.
It's all God. So I accept and understand
it. But I'm excited and hopeful that I can get
a nice consecutive run of bouts.
Okay.
It's all ready to go. So, that's
all nice and dandy. Then, just recently, June 9th, 2023, he's at the NBA Finals.
Jesus Christ, man.
I guess the Miami Heat signed up their mascot to take a punch from McGregor during the game.
Yeah.
Okay.
Now, this is what we're going to do.
It's a show.
Halftime.
Halftime show.
Yeah.
Yeah.
McGregor is promoting his pain relief spray, but they're okay.
There is a thing in wrestling called a working punch.
Yeah.
Okay.
Where you looks good, but it's not a real punch.
He just punched this poor fucking guy.
Drilled him.
These mascots are just gymnasts that's who
they are they're not guys who are used to taking punches in the face let's just say
they're not guys who get a lot of bar fights right athletic but yeah in a way where they can
do backflip i'm sure you're gonna tell me some fucking i get it some mascot was actually i
understand for the most part, though.
It's safe athletic.
Yes, it's a different story.
No one's usually hitting him, but he hit this mascot with a hard left hook, sent him sprawling to the floor, and then landed another punch.
Yes.
That's the fucked up part.
That's the one that's like, what are you doing, man?
fucked up part he hit him again like what are you doing man while the guy's on the ground while spraying his pain relief product on him as he was dragged away there you go fucker as
he's spraying the shit after he just knocked him cold where then they they they grabbed his legs
drug him off the court yeah put him on a stretcher took him to the hospital hospital
where he got actual pain medication yes it's fucking crazy so it was a pre-rehearsed skit
yeah right i mean he could he could have not done this right and he blasted him to me i this is just
my opinion but i really felt like he said if I hit this guy yeah and he doesn't
go down like I want him to go down I look like a pussy right even though everyone knows that it's
fake and I'm not really fighting the mascot I gotta knock his ass out so everyone knows that
that's what happens when you I feel like that's what it was ego the the guy in that suit is gonna
go down he knows the drill he knows what he's supposed to do yeah that's what it was ego the the guy in that suit is gonna go down he knows the drill he knows
what he's supposed to do yeah that's why in wrestling when you make when you fake hit somebody
they act like you hit them so you don't have to really hit them that's the point he'll sell it i
promise he'll fucking sell it and apparently yeah he's punched the team mascot he that's wild man
that is fucking insane so So that comes out.
That was out for a day or two.
And we all laughed and went, oh, what a jackass.
Jesus Christ.
Can you believe it?
Then a couple days later, it comes out that he's also accused of violently sexually assaulting a woman in the bathroom on the same night.
Unbelievable.
Yeah.
Dude, all right.
I don't know whether he did this or not or any of this but
everybody's description of what he does is he's fine he's normal everything is fine and then he
just snaps snaps and switches it off and does whatever the fuck he wants and is he is he have
is it brain damage what's wrong with this fucking guy that's that screams of all. Is it on purpose? Is it his way of trying to get attention?
There's that, yeah.
But the fucking horrifying part, the disturbing and flag-raising part,
is that when he does snap, it's aimed at very vulnerable people.
Whoever's nearby.
No, it's not.
It doesn't even matter. Well, well yeah i guess it is because he hit
that dj whoever's in arms that was a dude yeah the old guy at the bar anybody yeah that's and
they all said the same thing like the guy that the bar thing was like one minute he's fine next
minute he's punching the dj was we were hanging out for two hours he said hey want to come to
this party i said yeah sure and then he starts beating the shit out of me and the girl he she she had
drinks with him and then then he he asked for something she says no and then it then he snaps
and he turns into something else where he's choking and picking people off the ground by
their fucking neck it's crazy so apparently the accusations here is that this victim was separated
from her friend by heat and nba security where she was forced into a bathroom inside the arena.
Then McGregor emerged from a stall, like came out, she said, and forcibly kissed her.
Well, she was kept inside the bathroom by security guards that wouldn't also allow anyone else inside.
They closed it off after the woman was able to get away from McGregor by saying she had to.
She had to pee.
That was her thing.
Let me pee first.
Then she said that McGregor forced her to perform oral sex on him.
McGregor's then accused of grabbing her, pinning her against the wall and attempting to rape her.
So she was able to escape she says by elbowing him
multiple times but left her purse behind which uh she claims that mcgregor security guards quote
held hostage so then she allegedly got her purse back and reported the incident to authorities
and so that's where it stands right now is there's an accusation. A video just came out of her going into the bathroom, and I believe with him, going into the bathroom with him and security.
So they don't know if the initial report of what she said was actually what she said of whether she was forced in there and then he came out of an emerging thing or if that's not actually what she said or if this is proof that what she says is a lie we don't know
so at this point it's still up in the air we have no fucking initial story is like frightening like
being the piece of steak that they throw into a lion cage yeah like lion comes out to get it
what am i doing in the bathroom and then you hear like click like the stall door unlock and it opens
and there's connor mcgregor and you don't know if he's gonna rape you or punch you that's fucking scary
so his career earnings here um yeah when he joined ufc in 2013 he had made about 76 000 so far yeah
that's what he had made um beating jose aldo for the featherweight title he took home
580 000 for that which is if you want a featherweight title in boxing you'd take home a
shitload more than that um against nate diaz he made a million dollars for the first fight and
three million for the second fight so he had some negotiating power uh beating eddie alvarez for the
ufc lightweight title and becoming double
champion he earned between five and seven million oh he had to have dana by the balls that's the
only way he could do it competing in a boxing mount bout he made a hundred million dollars
against flight mayweather who made 400 million um and mcgregor made about three million against
khabib and then he made a guaranteed $5 million against Cerrone.
That was just to get him in the building so people would buy the fucking fight.
And then in a rematch against Poirier, he made $5 million.
He took home $200,000 the first time they fought in 2014.
Now it's $5 million.
And in the one where he got injured and fucked his leg up, he got another $5 million.
Jesus.
So he, on his list of, on the list of 50 highest paid athletes of all time,
he ranks 33rd all time with $530 million.
That takes into account the whiskey.
I believe so. Outside of fighting, McGregor has made about $600 million following the sale of his majority stake there.
So, yeah, they say his net worth now is about $200 million.
He's doing pretty well for himself.
Is he?
Yeah.
200 million bucks.
That's after taxes and everything.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
If he's got that, that's fantastic.
He's doing wonderful.
If he's got liquid 200 million or, you know, in assets, holy shit, that's doing fucking incredible.
He says, here's a quote from Conor.
Oh, boy.
You stare at your past and you'll end up staying there.
You sleep on a win and you'll wake up with a loss.
Okay.
You punch an Italian guy in the face, you'll end up with a lawsuit.
So that, everybody, is Conor McGregor.
Oh, my.
And obviously he's been, well, not since we started,
because when we started he wasn't really on the radar of private sports.
But as we've been going, we've been tons of people like,
he's marinating, guys.
He's maturing.
Look at it.
It's happening.
It's happening.
We're going to get an episode.
And I'm going to go out on a limb here and say the race for the most likely
to have a second episode scummy award between him and Gervonta Davis is going to come right down to the wire.
Neck and neck.
Neck and neck.
It might be a tie.
We don't know.
I'm going to go out on a whim and say on a limb, not on a whim.
Who goes out on a whim?
You can go out on a whim.
Why not?
Let's go out on a whim.
I went out just on a whim. I went out. Let go out on a whim why not let's go out on a whim let's just i went out just on a whim i went out let's go no don't punch me i think conor mcgregor goes to prison
one day like for a very long time it's gonna have to be not in ireland i feel like because in
ireland yeah he just firebomb people that say he did shit plus everything that happens there he can
pay the people off and then oh no oh, no, he's fine now.
Something, Ireland is a very small country.
You can't think of Ireland like the U.S.
There's not a lot of people in Ireland.
It's a very small country.
Dublin's a big city.
There's a couple other little cities.
It's not a lot going on over there.
It's Colin Farrell and Conor McGregor.
That's it.
If you have worldwide fame and $200 million,
you can get a lot of shit done there
and get yourself out of a lot of trouble,
I feel like.
So, I don't know.
If he ends up over here,
who knows?
Maybe he might end up in prison.
That shit was in Denver.
Who knows?
Gervonta Davis has no cover in Baltimore
is all I know.
He's not.
So, he's going to end up in prison probably
at some point.
Plus, he gets hit in the head more
but connor's a fucking he's he's nuts he's fucking nuts snaps and does bad shit bad shit so
and that's too many accusations of oh of the same snapping yeah dicks out punching people it's always
the same stories with him so that's very similar and they always have the same details which is yeah similar too
so if you like that story tell the world about it tell everybody about it except for connor
mcgregor yeah tell them i don't give a fuck fuck them especially if we're in the same town i won't
be around yeah i'm not from ireland i'm not i don't care no one's gonna fire bomb my house so
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This week's executive producer, Melinda O'Connor, and her shattered ankle.
She's having fucking fusion surgery.
Uh-oh.
Jesus.
Feel better.
Good luck, Melinda.
I can't imagine.
You and Conor McGregor.
Yeah. Conor McGregor
ankle. Adam
Kanapakis and Holly
Winter. They're celebrating 15
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I could only do nine, and then
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Benjamin
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mccall cameron with no last name or maybe it's cam Cameron, that 90s R&B singer.
It's always possible.
Lori, the Stanley Cup champion Las Vegas Knights fan.
Thank you so much, Lori.
That was very nice of you.
Other producers this week are the Scarlet Whore Beast III.
Happy birthday.
Janice Hill and Alexandra Jones.
Happy birthday.
Sabrina the phone sex operator.
Look at that.
I don't know if that's true.
Rosenitis suffers everywhere, Unite.
May you regain the power to stop sniffing bases.
Gary remembered that last week.
Somebody's last name was Rosenitis, and I said it was something about a baseball disease.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Eaton Areola is a great dude.
Over there just eating on the area.
All right.
Matt Earn.
Chomping on nips.
Ridiculous.
Matt Earn.
Ernie.
Ernie, maybe.
I don't know.
Sarah Crystal.
Dan McNeil.
Jason Sprague.
Lynn Bollinger.
Rebecca Minnich.
Or Minnich.
Wes.
Wes Rersenzinski.
Holy fuck.
Yeah.
Dan Herb. Will DeLulo, Maria Abarkadabra,
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That person's on Instagram or something.
I know that name.
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Eva Scott.
Eva maybe?
Patrick Flynn.
Thomas.
Nope.
Millie.
Millie Sauber.
Thomas Walker.
Kara Flower.
Flopper maybe.
Flopper.
Mindy Minter.
Mindy Winter.
Sammy Wills.
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Arunda, maybe?
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Louis.
Luis.
Louis.
It's Luis.
Blake.
Louis Blake.
April Morgan.
James Galatzer.
Christy Hayes.
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Jenny Murky.
Caitlin Zemla.
Tracy Thompson.
Heidi Lewis-Millard.
Dogbite409.
Old White Guy.
That's me.
Josh with no last name.
Jim Good.
See you next Tuesday, Pod.
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Rupmanis?
Rupmanis.
John Lang.
Kristen Kakos, maybe.
Julie Showalter, Elizabeth of Alabama.
Randall Williams.
Savannah with no last name.
And Maria Armando.
No, Amando.
A-man-do.
A-may-do.
A-mado.
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