Dark History - 144: Death to Disco, Dancing, and Jazz!? The Men Who Ruined Music | Dark History
Episode Date: September 11, 2024Hi friends, happy Wednesday! Whether it was some priests back in the 1500s, a narc who worked for the U.S. government or a Chicago-based DJ who just *HATED* disco music… there always seemed to be s...ome disappointing man taking the fun out of it all. So today… I put together a very fun episode for you… today we are going to expose THE MEN WHO RUINED MUSIC! I appreciate you for coming by, and tune in tomorrow for more Dark History. Want some cool Bailey Merch? Shop Dark History Merch: https://www.baileysarian.com _______ You can find the Dark History podcast on Apple, Spotify, wherever you listen to your podcasts, and every Thursday here on my YouTube for the visual side of things. Apple Podcast- https://www.apple.co/darkhistory Dark History Merch- https://www.baileysarian.com _______ FOLLOW ME AROUND Tik Tok: https://bit.ly/3e3jL9v Instagram: http://bit.ly/2nbO4PR Facebook: http://bit.ly/2mdZtK6 Twitter: http://bit.ly/2yT4BLV Pinterest: http://bit.ly/2mVpXnY Youtube: http://bit.ly/1HGw3Og Snapchat: https://bit.ly/3cC0V9d Discord: https://discord.gg/BaileySarian RECOMMEND A STORY HERE: cases4bailey@gmail.com Business Related Emails: baileysarianteam@wmeagency.com Business Related Mail: Bailey Sarian 4400 W. Riverside Dr., Ste 110-300 Burbank, CA 91505 Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. when you go to https://www.LIQUIDIV.com and use code DARKHISTORY at checkout. Go to https://www.shipstation.com and use code DARKHISTORY to sign up for your FREE 60-day trial. Head to https://www.Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/DARKHISTORY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.
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Friends, I have a special treat for you.
Ugh.
From time to time, I like to take a look back
at all the stories we've covered.
And honestly, it's a lot.
I mean, I learned so much, but at the same time,
it's really hard to keep track
of all the things we talk about.
So when I was looking back through the last three seasons,
something jumped out at me.
I noticed a very interesting reoccurring theme
in some of our episodes that involve music.
In pretty much all of them, there just always seems
to be one man or a group of men just obsessed
with ruining the fun for all of us.
Now, whether it was some priests back in the 1500s,
a narc who worked for the US government,
or a Chicago-based DJ who just hated disco music.
These disappointing men were the enemies of joy.
So today I put together a very fun episode for you.
We are going to expose the men who ruined music.
Hi friends, I hope you're having a wonderful day today. My name is Bailey Sarian and I'd like to welcome you to my podcast, Dark History.
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Our first story comes to us
from the episode we did on the dancing plague.
Do you remember that one? No? Let me tell you, this story was so weird.
It all went down in the year 1518 in France.
Now first of all, let me tell you, you didn't want to be alive back then.
It wasn't ideal. There were tons of poverty, famine, disease everywhere, people being burned alive, and to top it all off,
the church was corrupt as hell. It was pure chaos. So yeah, things were stressful. And
then one day a peasant woman named Frau Trofia started dancing and couldn't stop. No shame.
Right? It sounds funny, but it's very serious. But no one could have predicted what happened next.
Frow's dancing spread like wildfire
and the whole town started doing it and no one knew why.
Well, the town looked to the church for help,
but instead of helping people,
the church hired a bunch of musicians to play music
while people literally danced themselves to their death.
So the city of Strasburg had become one big,
unexplainable dance party.
People were dancing in houses,
they were dancing in the streets,
they were even dancing at church.
Sometimes with shoes
and sometimes they were just completely barefoot.
Honestly, super fun.
I mean, what else were they doing?
Nothing, exactly, just let them dance, God.
The church was bothered by all this dancing
and they tried everything they could to make it all stop,
make it just go away,
but they weren't having any damn luck.
So with that being said, they decided,
hey, maybe we should like lean into this a little bit,
you know?
And this next part is kind of strange, but honestly, it happened.
Okay, great.
So, the church threw a big street festival with professional musicians
in order to try and fight the dancing plague.
Okay, go on.
The idea was that if they brought the music,
then people would come out, do some dancing, right?
The music doesn't stop and voila baby,
these dancers are exhausted, right?
There you have it.
We saw the dancing plague, they can't dance,
they can't dance anymore if they're exhausted,
beat them to it.
It's kinda like when you have a song stuck in your head
and they say like,
oh, the only treatment is to listen to the song.
Sure, great comparison, you get it.
Pipers and drummers would play music
and they just told the people who were dancing
to keep on dancing until you drop from exhaustion.
They're like, keep going, you can do it, yeah, you know.
They even hired professional dancers to join in
and keep the energy up and make sure that people kept going.
Just like get it out of your system, you know?
Now the funny thing is that they also were providing
the dancers with food and drink
so that they would have the energy to keep dancing
to just make sure that they really got it all out.
And the reason I think that's kind of funny, LOL,
you know, is cause like they were fully
in this horrible famine
and the church was just hogging all this food.
But now that there's a dancing plague
and suddenly they're able to like feed the people,
like this is what it took to get some food?
Dancing?
Okay.
So others are seeing that these people who are stuck dancing
are now getting free food and water.
And they're like, you know what?
I got the dancing plague too.
And they're like getting in on it.
Everyone's literally dancing.
Okay, you get it.
Lots of dancing going on.
So they could get free food and water,
which hello, who would blame them?
I don't, okay.
But really this dancing plague kept spreading and spreading
and by August, there were around 400 dancers.
I'm not kidding, like these people kept dancing
all day, every day, unless they were sleeping.
It was bizarre.
Would this be considered the first Renaissance fair?
Valid question.
Like I mentioned earlier, this started in
July. So they had been dancing for a whole month at this point, in the middle of
summer, with no showers. Could you imagine how stinky everyone was? Stank? Must have
been real. But it wasn't all just fun and dancing. Nay nay, of course not. This would actually start to become deadly.
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So welcome back.
So those in charge wanted to keep the dancers dancing
and they hired what was described as quote,
strong men, end quote,
like football player types or something.
I guess they were using them to prop the dancers up again,
to keep them dancing.
Yeah, this sounds completely made up,
but I swear to you, okay, I swear,
historians said it happened.
They were being forced to keep dancing
and again, it's really hilarious.
What does it mean?
Well, depending on who you ask, this method did work.
Some people did indeed stop dancing.
The only reason they stopped
was because some were literally dying from exhaustion.
They were dying from nonstop dancing.
Many of them didn't wanna keep going,
but also they just couldn't stop.
Some were so miserable while they danced,
but seemed to have no control over their own bodies, but also they just couldn't stop. Some were so miserable while they danced,
but seemed to have like no control over their own bodies
leading to their deaths.
Yes, there was food and water provided,
but at this point there were so many dancers
and they were unable to like keep them all hydrated and full.
Some of the people were begging to stop, but they couldn't.
Their bodies would not allow it.
Were they possessed? Was it some curse not allow it. Were they possessed?
Was it some curse?
Was it a psychotic break?
What in the world was going on with them?
Well, there were reports that said there were up to 15 dancers,
we should just call them people at this point because there are people,
15 people dying per day.
Yes, this story is from long, long ago
that we don't even have an exact record,
but it's believed to be around this number.
I mean, the people in charge wanted the dancers to stop,
so I guess they got what they wanted,
15 people stopping at a time.
There was still no clear answers
as to what the cause to this nonstop dancing was,
and nobody knew how to solve it or get them
to stop other than just let them keep going. One form of treatment was to open
the church doors and make them dance in the chapel that they took frown to but
their idea was to give the dancers red shoes. Oh yes the red shoes. This would
symbolize fire which in turn would make God pity them and their burning feet.
Yeah, I don't know you guys, it sounds super random,
but I'm sure at the time it definitely made sense.
They're like, yeah, totally make sense.
Wear red shoes.
To historians, another thought behind the red shoes
was that they represented Saint Vitus
like in his burning feet.
Remember the Saint, those burned at the stake?
Yeah, well, red shoes may have represented his burning feet. Remember the saint? Those burned at the stake? Yeah, well, Red Shoes may have represented his burning feet.
So if the people of Strasburg wanted to save their souls,
it would represent St. Vitus,
therefore God would protect them
and they would stop dancing.
Great.
Sometimes you have to get creative
when it comes to problem solving
and I applaud them for that.
What's that Joan?
Yeah, I know.
Obviously this town has some kind of curse on it and those in charge, they thought it
would be best to try and purify the town.
They're like, you know what?
We need to try and bring the peace and order that we once had here.
We need to bring that back.
You know, peace and order where like the peasants aren't annoying us and dancing.
So they decided what they were going to do is ban sinners, drunks, sex workers, gamblers, and any criminals in order to bring purity back into the town. There's obviously like a dark cloud
of sinners causing everyone to dance and in order to fix this everyone was banned except for those
deemed good.
Well, I don't think I'd want to stay, I'd want to dance.
Anyways, around September of 1518,
the dancing, it just stopped.
It sure did.
And we don't know why, we really don't.
Maybe it was the red shoes after all.
Shit, your guess is as good as mine, okay?
Now there's a lot of historical context
as to why they might have been dancing in the first place,
but not that much about why or how it even stopped.
Some think that the red shoes really were the answer,
which in my mind naturally,
I go right to like the Wizard of Oz.
Like were they making some kind of connection
to red shoes in that movie that relates to this story?
Or is that like a real thing, red shoes?
You know?
I don't know, but like there's just a lot
of unanswered questions here.
Great, glad we're on the same page.
So in the hundreds of years following this event,
historians can't seem to agree on some of the specifics,
but the one thing they can agree on is that this actually
did indeed happen.
There's dozens of newspapers, politicians, and even religious
texts that make direct reference to the summer of 1518 when a bunch of people started dancing
and they didn't stop for a long time. Hey Joan, I have a question for you. Have you ever heard of
mass hysteria? Well, some believe that this was an early example of those kinds of events.
People were miserable.
God was everywhere and he was telling them
that they were all sinners, you know?
Well, allegedly, of course.
Nothing they were doing was making anything better
and all this dancing was probably
some kind of escape for them.
Or it was believed that the people of Strasburg
were suffering from some kind of disease that caused them to keep moving, which they just
couldn't stop. Or maybe, just maybe, there was a curse on the town from the devil
himself who made the people keep dancing as a form of odd punishment.
Oh boy, that was a lot of fun wasn't it? We laughed, we cried, we danced.
Well friends, we just started because it gets more wild from here.
Because our next story takes us to the age of jazz music.
In our episode on the dark history of jazz, we learned about the iconic and legendary
Billie Holiday.
If you haven't listened to her music, I don't know what you're doing.
What are you doing? Honestly, she's one of the greatest American singers
of all time, but unfortunately, one man disagreed.
That man was Harry J. Anslinger.
And Harry was the head of the Federal Bureau of Narcotics
for 32 years, and while he was in the office,
he just hated young Billie.
Now, especially after she released a song
called Strange Fruit that called out the horrible lynching
happening to black Americans.
This just made Harry so mad.
Harry made it his job to target Billie
and did everything he could to take her down.
Let me show you how.
Right from the very start, Billie had a rough go at her life.
Her parents were teenagers when they had her and from the ages of 4-6, she worked alongside
other kids washing the floors in a brothel where she lived with her mother.
Now the madame who ran the brothel was a jazz fan.
So this is how Billie first discovered the genre.
She immediately fell in love.
But her life took an awful twist
when at the young age of 10,
she was sexually assaulted by one of the brothel dudes,
patrons, pieces of shit.
Thankfully, he was arrested and went to prison,
but that doesn't erase trauma and permanent damage.
And because of where she lived and who her mother was,
Billy, who was then 10 years old,
was accused of being a sex worker.
As punishment, she was forced to go
to a Catholic school for discipline.
When she got out at the age of 14,
her mother was still working at the brothel.
So Billy was forced to help make ends meet,
and at just 14 years old, she entered a life of sex work.
Now we can't be sure, but it's assumed by historians
that it was around this time she started using
like heavier drugs, like heroin and alcohol
as coping mechanisms, things she would use
for the rest of her life.
It was around this time the police raided the brothel where she lived in
and Billie was arrested for sex work. After this she focused all of her energy on music and would
go to bars around New York every night and she would sing wherever she could. Luckily she landed
a gig pretty quickly which allowed her to leave sex work behind. One night in a very a star is born moment, Billie's entire life changed.
She was just singing at some random bar when a producer, John Hammond, hurt her. Now John was a
big deal at the time and was setting up a studio band. So he's impressed with her talent. So John
decides to introduce her to jazz legend, Benny Goodman,man okay and then they end up working together and
she makes her recording debut at just 17 years old which is huge. So Benny was also a white man
and this detail is important because it gave her access to a wider audience from a younger age you
know like unfortunately that's just how it was.
It was around this time that Billie first performed Strange Fruit,
a song that made white audiences very uncomfortable.
You're probably wondering why, because the song is about lynchings in the South and how black
people hanging from trees were a type of strange fruit. It was so popular that she would end her set with it
every single night.
And even when venue managers told her not to,
she did it anyways.
I mean, it's a powerful song.
When it was time to record her album,
the record label refused to record it.
So she had to like go to a smaller label to get it done.
And that was a bad call by the bigger label
because the song was a massive hit
and she became an international star by the time she was 24.
I mentioned Strange Fruit
because it kind of sums up Billie's attitude
towards authority.
Like the song kept growing in popularity
and eventually started pissing off some powerful people.
And all of this was the perfect combination for Harry
and Slinker and the FBN to view Billie Holiday as the ideal target. She was a young black female
jazz singer who was addicted to heroin at the time and the government wanted to crack down on drugs
and slow down the influence of jazz. I mean, she was their new target.
Harry became so obsessed with Billie
that he even tried to intercept her before a gig
when she was planning to perform Strange Fruit.
But she slipped past him,
she got to the stage and performed the song anyway.
Harry was getting pissed that no matter
how much he got newspapers to condemn drugs and jazz,
people still loved Billy Holiday.
So Harry needs a new strategy, right? Nothing seems to be working for him.
He puts a special agent on Billy's tail. His name was Jimmy Fletcher. He picked Jimmy because he was
one of the few black agents Harry employed. The thinking was that Jimmy would be able to maneuver in the underground jazz world without blowing his cover.
Jimmy followed Billy around for a year
and slowly started to become really good friends with her.
Now there are rumors that in order to gain her trust,
they would party together.
And there were also rumors
that he was falling in love with her.
Okay, so Jimmy would eventually do what snitches do
and Billy was busted
for drug use. So when Jimmy arrested her he brought a female police officer to
perform a strip search and did just that. As a result of her arrest Billy spent a
whole year in prison and this was during the peak of her career and when she was
released her cabaret card,
you know that card that you need to perform in clubs,
it was revoked.
Now she couldn't even perform in New York and Chicago,
like the two biggest jazz scenes.
But that wasn't enough for Harry.
Jazz was still thriving and he wanted to make sure
Billy could never reach the level of fame she deserved.
Mind you, there's lots of other jazz going on, so why he hated Billy so much?
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So remember in the MKUltra episode,
did you listen to that one?
Do you remember that creepy guy
who would sit on a toilet behind a two-way mirror?
Remember, he was sipping martinis,
he was observing sex workers
who were secretly drugging their men with LSD.
Yeah, well his name was George White.
And get this, Harry assigned that guy
to hunt down Billie Holiday.
What a small little world, huh?
George's job was to arrest Billie in the cities
that she was still allowed to perform in,
and the goal was to make sure she got banned there too.
So George got all dressed up and went to one of her concerts in San Francisco.
He sat through the whole show and at one point even shouted out a request to her to sing
one of his favorite songs, which she did.
And then after the show, which I'm guessing he just had a wonderful time at, he arrested her for heroin possession. Billy's arrest had some very strange
circumstances surrounding it though. George obviously does things off the book
and this was no different. He said that when he arrested Billy he found heroin
in her trash can and then he never even submitted the heroin that he quote found the police officer, you know?
Yeah, the police department just took his word for it
despite the fact that Billy said that he was lying
and she was set up, which I'm sure she was.
As part of Billy's punishment,
she was sent to a drug clinic.
And while she was there,
the staff noticed she didn't have
any heroin withdrawal symptoms,
which, I mean, hello, that would happen, like guaranteed that would happen.
So this kind of seemed to be a total setup.
But she was also a female, she was a black jazz performer,
and she was like the queen of it, honestly.
So nobody believed her.
The cycle of her being arrested and released would continue for years as she was constantly harassed
by George and these other douche canoes.
It's important to remember that despite being
constantly set up, Billie Holiday really did
have a drug problem and unfortunately, sadly,
in 1959, Billie collapsed at a friend's house
while trying to get Colleen.
She was taken to a hospital and they refused to admit her.
When they finally did, they called the cops
and guess who shows up?
Harry Anslinger.
He went ahead and handcuffed her to the bed, okay?
She didn't even have drugs on her.
He was just waiting for his moment.
So here's the thing about a heroin withdrawal,
you can die from it.
Withdrawals typically include like a high fever, severe pains in your stomach.
If you don't eat well or sleep much, those side effects can also kill you.
It leads to most people just relapsing or using again because the withdrawals are worse than anything.
And that was exactly what Billy was going through when she checked into the hospital.
There are drugs you can take to help with the side effects,
but Harry made sure she didn't receive any help
from the doctors, which is a very fucked up punishment.
This fuck wanted to punish her.
So Billy passes away handcuffed to the hospital bed.
And to make it even more horrific, Billy told her friend she didn't wanna go to the hospital bed. And to make it even more horrific, Billy told
her friend she didn't want to go to the hospital because quote, they would try to
kill her. I wish I could say things got better from here but they really do not.
Harry was praised for his work and was even honored by President John F
Kennedy. While he was harassing Billy and focusing all his energy on jazz
musicians, white mainstream
figures like Joseph McCarthy and Judy Garland had opiate addictions too.
And Harry knew about that.
He specifically said that he didn't want to arrest them and ruin their reputations.
What a dick.
I think we can all agree it's an injustice what happened to Billy.
I'll tell you that.
Anyway, this next story is about how a biker
friendship group ruined music during one fateful night. A night that turned out to be a free concert
from hell. The date? December 6, 1969. The location? Altamont Speedway in California.
The concert? The Rolling Stones. For some reason, the Rolling Stones thought
it would be a good idea to hire Hell's Angels, the biker gang, to be security for this concert.
Long story short, violence broke out, property was damaged, dozens of people were injured,
and four people ended up dead. Here's how. So I need you to envision in your mind
a crowd of 300,000 people on some insane trip
none of them were expecting.
Yeah, these people, they're paranoid.
What excited?
Their hearts beating out of their chest,
but also they wanna lay down.
There's no food, there's no water.
Body going through it.
The drug trips were apparently so bad
that someone had to call the local hospitals
to fly in sedatives to calm people down.
So another drug.
Ah, drugs.
Writer Joel Selvin describes people experiencing
absolute breakouts from their drug trips. I imagine Joel.
Holy shit.
In his 2016 book about Altamont, he writes, quote,
it's like a toxic mass psychosis.
The drugs were terrible, end quote.
Bummer, man.
Doctors were called in to set up a medical tent
and give people a drug called Thorazine.
And this was specifically used for people having
really bad, insane drug trips.
And I mean, it was supposed to help, okay?
But anyone who's been to like a high school party
knows that with cheap beer, bad drugs, no food,
you are so fucked.
Actually, no, because back then you could go to sleep
and wake up and you were fine.
You know, try doing that today.
Anyways, but bad, right?
Yeah, there's really no sedative for it, right?
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So even with the sedatives and people systems,
the Hell's Angels were having a hard time
keeping people in line.
People were shoving each other, they were shouting,
they were climbing up expensive video equipment,
because they wanted to get a better view.
Well, the Hell's Angels are getting really, they're getting angry,
but people are just straight up ignoring them.
They're like, whatever, they're not police, what are they going to do?
Run me over with their bike?
The Hell's Angels, if you keep poking that bear,
well, eventually they're going to get a little mad and violent.
And it became a total take no prisoners approach. they're gonna get a little mad and violent.
And it became a total take no prisoners approach.
There were a few people who managed to get
to the very front of the stage
and they started like knocking their motorcycle fence over,
knocking the bikes over, you know,
cause they wanted to get a better view.
And if there's anything I know about people with bikes,
you're not, you don't touch those bikeys.
Knock it over, they will literally knock your head off.
So when people had pushed over the Hells Angels motorcycles,
they took it very personally.
I mean, these bikes were their most prized possessions.
And these people were just like disrespecting
their Harley's like that, right in front of them?
No, the angels were pissed.
So you know what?
They're like, fuck you guys.
And they started to turn on the crowd.
They were going to make them pay for this disrespect.
Okay, now there isn't an official number
on the amount of people that were injured,
but we do know dozens of people
got beat the fuck up by the Hells Angels.
The reports say they either beat them with their fists,
full cans of beer, which ouch,
or they would use motorcycle chains, beat them with that,
or like sawed off pool cues.
I know, I was like, where the hell did they get a pool cue?
You're in the middle of nowhere.
I think they brought him themselves, probably.
There were reports of fights between the angels
and people in the crowd everywhere.
There was one woman who wandered onto the stage
and a Hell's Angel decided to drag her off the stage,
but by her hair, dick.
And there were even rumors that since the police
weren't there, the angels were just stealing money and drugs off of the people they were beating up.
And this part made me laugh a little.
Just a little. Sorry for laughing, but it did.
Apparently, the Hell's Angels would also rev up their engines
when they decided they didn't like the music that was playing.
Yeah. They were like, I don't like this song. And they just rubbed the engine.
I just think that's so immature. Like it's silly. I don't know. I thought it was funny. Shut up.
Just imagine being heckled by like a beefy biker who's like three feet away from you. It's kind of
funny. Okay. Whatever. At a certain point, the angels seemed to start turning on the bands they were supposed to be
protecting and this started pretty much
Fucking Santana man
Okay, pretty much it started right when Santana opened the show. Yeah, he's like
he's like
And then Hells Angels were like, nope.
Bum, bum, bum.
Poor Santana, I'm sorry.
That sucks.
So I guess like right when Santana opened the festival,
some guy, he took off all of his clothes.
Yeah, he got butt ass naked and he ran across the stage.
And honestly, I love when people do that
because I'm like, no, I don't.
That's pervy.
I'm a perv.
But two Hells Angels pulled him from the stage
and started like beating him up in front of everyone.
Butt naked, getting beat up.
Could you imagine?
Talk about embarrassing.
I hope someone got pictures.
Bill Owens, who was a photographer at Altamont,
saw the whole thing go down.
Did he get pictures?
He said, quote,
two angels with their pool cues beat a naked guy.
I'm so sorry, this is not funny.
Beat a naked guy to the ground.
Then they kicked him with their boots.
He was bloodied and had his teeth knocked out.
He crawled under the stage to
get away from it, still naked. Somebody told me he stayed under there for the rest of the festival,
which ran from day into night. I've always wondered how he got home with no clothes on."
Okay, it was clear that things were, they were getting a little off.
Things were getting a little out of control, okay?
And Joel, the writer of the Altamont book said, quote,
there was no central command or figurehead
running the whole festival and handling like the logistics.
Nobody in the crew knew who was in charge.
I quote, there was no captain. Who the fuck was in charge?
Now when the band Ace of Cups was playing, someone in the crowd just fucking
just hurled, is the word, hurled a beer bottle at one of the band members heads.
Yeah, and it ends up hitting one of the members on stage. And the musician it hit was six months pregnant at the time.
And the bottle caused a serious skull fracture.
She had to freaking be like rushed out of the venue
to have emergency surgery.
What the, like that's fucked.
You could throw it at a big beefy guy.
Well, you shouldn't, but like that's better.
Not a pregnant woman.
Who's performing for you, you little ass bitch.
Capital C.
Anyways, I hope she lived.
Okay, so bad, right?
I don't get you people who throw shit on stages.
I don't get it.
I don't understand what your end goal is.
We all paid to be here.
Like what the fu- Anyways, let me just stop. Okay. There was another story of this woman who was on
a really bad drug trip. She fell to the ground and was getting kicked and walked on by other people
who were just as high as she was. They probably thought they were like walking on clouds. I don't know. And like, it was awful. I'm laughing because of how uncomfortable I am.
Excuse me.
It's not funny because that is a scary.
One time I was in a mosh pit.
I used to, yeah, I was the person who got into the pit.
And one time I fell, it was the scariest moment of my life.
I thought for, I thought I was,
I don't know what I thought, but I was scared out of my,
out of my, I don't know what I'm trying to say.
I was scared.
So it's awful.
Would not recommend.
But nobody felt like they could just like go up
to the Hell's Angels guys and be like,
hey, do your job and like protect us.
She needs help.
Because most of them, most people were terrified by them.
They didn't really come off as helpful.
Like, you know, yeah.
They're not very approachable.
So later in the concert,
Jefferson Airplane was playing, okay?
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
And once again, someone in the crowd knocked over
one of the bikes by the stage.
Oh no. A Hell's one of the bikes by the stage. Oh no.
A Hells Angel pulled the guy to the ground
and just started like pounding on him,
beating his fucking ass.
This really disturbed the lead singer of the band,
Marty Ballin.
Marty was just watching like his fans suffering,
getting beat up and that's not what he came to do.
He came to play music.
Like, it was not cool.
So Marty, he tried to jump in and be like,
hey, come on, chill, it's just a festival.
Relax.
But the Hells Angels, well they've turned.
They've turned to Marty, and they knocked him out cold.
On stage, in front of everyone.
Who gave them beer?
I mean, if the talent they were hired to protect,
they weren't even safe, then who is?
And baby, things were about to get way worse.
Apparently, one of the angels was high out of his mind,
so he turned his attention to the stage
where the band Crosby, Stills, and Nash were playing.
And I guess he picked up one of the spokes off of his motorcycle and he turned to one
of the singers, Steven Stills.
He walked right up to him and just started, he just started like stabbing him in the leg
over and over again.
I don't know, he's on drugs.
Steven was carried away so he obviously gets some medical attention.
But even after this happened,
the festival just kept going.
Just like many of the women in the episodes
we've talked about today,
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Sing for me, Paolo.
Ah, ah, ah.
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Joan, hit us with that high note, carry us out.
Ah, ah, ah. Our final story involves a gang called the
Insane Coho Lips and their leader was a Chicago radio DJ named Steve Dahl. Insane Coho Lips,
yeah I know what a choice. Steve over here had a radio show and this man loved rock and roll. He
was like ride or die for classic rock.
So when disco music showed up
and took over like radio stations across the country,
he was not a fan.
He hated it.
Oh, he's just a stubborn old man.
Steve hated disco music so much that on July 12th, 1979,
he organized a promotion at a major baseball stadium.
At this little promotion,
Steve planned to blow up a bunch of disco records
in front of thousands of people.
Well, he did that and then kind of accidentally,
maybe on purpose, incited a full-scale riot.
The stadium turned into a war zone as fires were lit,
dozens were injured, and a group of scared nuns
looked on in horror
as the insanity unfolded.
People were chanting, they're pounding on their chairs,
shouting, ready for action.
And they're just so excited to hate disco.
Everybody in the stadium knows something big
was about to go down, they just weren't sure what.
And then when the clock strikes 8.40 PM,
a door in center field opens up
and a Jeep Commando drives onto the field.
Commando.
And riding inside the Jeep Commando was Steve Dahl.
And I guess he had been drinking a little.
So he's a little sloshed.
He was wearing military clothes and a general's helmet,
which obviously to the audience looks like he's gonna fight.
So that's really sitting the tone here.
So Steve shows up, he enters the field,
he's looking around, thousands are cheering for him.
Oh man, he's probably taking all this in,
feeling like he's a master of the universe.
It's feeding his ego,
but it didn't take long for him to get a taste
of what he created.
As the Jeep was doing a slow driving tour around the park,
the fans that Steve recruited to come to this event
were throwing full beers and cherry bombs at the Jeep.
If you don't know what a cherry bomb is,
I guess it's like very powerful, it's illegal.
It's a illegal firework and it could actually kill a person,
but it has such a cute name, I know.
But very beautiful if you practice safe cherry bombing.
Good to know.
While this was happening, Steve was a little confused.
Like, wait, hello?
Why are they throwing fireworks at me?
I am their God.
Now he thought these people were on his side.
So he's feeling a little nervous, like,
it's not nice, but he shakes it off
and keeps going on with his performance.
After the Jeep does a loop around the inside of the stadium,
it comes to a stop in the middle of center field.
It was time to explode a box of records.
So much drama.
Now their goal wasn't to make the whole box explode
because they didn't want like some huge dangerous boom.
They just wanted to make sure that the records
would perform and like fly out of it.
At this point, Steve and another guy are now standing out
in the open in center field.
Steve was getting the crowd super pumped up.
He's yelling into a microphone and just yelling stuff
at them like,
yeah, disco, boo, words.
He had no prepared speech or anything.
He just, yeah.
You know, he wasn't giving a performance.
At least give us a little dance or something, my God.
So apparently during all this,
there were three nuns in the audience that night.
I'm not sure if they were there for the baseball
or for the disco part of things,
but they, these nuns, were starting to get worried
with all the insanity going on around them.
And they turned to a woman that was sitting nearby
and asked, what are the people chanting?
And the woman said, like, don't worry,
they're just saying, let's go white socks.
Praise God, which wasn't true.
But what else are you gonna tell a group of scared nuns?
The truth?
They might have a heart attack.
Come on, be nice.
You make me feel like dancing.
I wanna dance the night away.
You make me feel like dancing.
So cute.
While Steve is out there whipping the audience
into a frenzy and soaking in every second
of attention he's getting, thousands more people,
most of them part of Steve's little army of co-hosts,
were outside the stadium looking for any way to break in,
feeling deep FOMO they wanted in on the action.
But many of them didn't have 98 cents.
What a rip.
Times were tough, but they wanted to blow stuff up.
Come on, let us in.
So what do you do?
What do you think they did?
You got that right.
I felt like Reba right now.
That's right.
What she say?
You got that.
That's right. They ended up Reba right now. That's right. What'd she say? You got that. That's right.
They ended up bum rushing the stadium.
Snaps.
Oh, you guys didn't see that coming.
Even Joan saw that shit and she's blind.
Why are you laughing?
She's blind.
She can't see?
Oh my God.
Don't let her laugh at your disability, Joan.
Mike, the White Sox owner, son from earlier,
well, bing, bing, bing, he's like, hello?
He got a call from the security.
They were right outside the stadium saying,
look, Mike, listen, there's a bunch of kids,
thousands of them, and they're trying to break in.
What do we do?
Yeah, so there's thousands of kids, they're outside.
They're rocking the ticket booths back and forth
and scaring the shit out of these defenseless employees who are just there to collect
98 cents and then go home. And not just that, some people started climbing fences,
scaling walls, jumping over gates and crawling through open windows to get
inside the stadium. The situation was getting a little out of control. So Mike
has to think quick.
I mean, the safety of these employees is on the line.
He didn't really care about the safety of the employees.
He cared about the stadium and he's like,
oh fuck, they're gonna tear up the stadium.
This is kind of backfiring, Mike.
What are you gonna do?
No, he makes a phone call that he regrets to this very day.
Is he still alive?
Hey Mike, inside the stadium,
there were a bunch of security guards in yellow jackets
standing all around the baseball field.
They were there to make sure the audience
kept their butts in their seats.
They're trained in crowd control,
but Mike offers 15 of them to leave their posts
on the field and head to the outside of the stadium to
save those employees and the booths and whatnot, and also stop the thousands of people from
storming the gates.
Now, do you think 15 people versus thousands of people is going to work out?
I'm sure you can imagine it's not going to go that well.
So back inside the stadium, Steve sees his opportunity. He announces to the audience, quote,
disco sucks and we're never gonna let them forget it.
They're not gonna shove it down our throats.
We rock and rollers will resist and we will triumph.
He probably pulled his out because I feel like a lot
of guys do that when it's not needed, but they do it.
You know, or is that just me?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
So yeah, whipping d***s out.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve then lights the end of the dynamite with his d*** out, I'm sure.
Seconds later, Ka-BLAM!
The explosives go off like a bomb, destroying the disco records.
Now, shards of razor-sh sharp records go flying in the air.
Record wrappers are burning on fire in the outfield.
The explosion leaves a hole
in the middle of the baseball field.
Oh, but how are they gonna play baseball?
No one knows.
It's chaos.
Art imitating life.
Life imitating art. It was disco and they didn't even know it. Oh, okay, yeah, life imitating art.
It was disco and they didn't even know it.
Oh, okay, yeah, back to the story.
Security, remember security?
Well, they're nowhere to be found
because they're out in the front
trying to handle those people.
So once that bomb goes off, woo, the audience members,
they look at each other and they're like,
yeah, it's Charm of Rage, Zeppelin forever brother.
It was the green light baby.
The audience starts rushing down the stairs,
jumping over seats, those poor nuns lost in the crowd,
running onto the field by the hundreds.
It was out of control.
At this point, everyone knew,
um, I don't know you guys.
I don't think this is some dumb radio stunt anymore.
It turned into a full-scale riot.
Those poor nuns.
I hope they made it out alive.
One vendor at the stadium said he remembered everything
like it was yesterday.
Some kid with long hair jumped out of the stands
and onto the field.
He then sprinted to one of the bases,
ripped it out of the ground,
and waved it around like it was a trophy.
The vendor said everyone else followed
the long haired guy's cue and started ripping stuff up too.
Yeah, humans are pretty dumb.
Us humans are really stupid.
So I believe this story, I do.
So, okay, stoned and drunk teenagers
climbed out of the stands and slid down like these big poles that went onto the field.
They went down and like they're freaking a fireman
responding to a call.
It's kind of beauty and grace.
But instead of putting the fires out,
these people were looking to start them
because just above them, a sportscaster reported
that people in the upper deck were pouring lighter fluid down the big poles,
trying to light them on fire with their metal.
Everyone was raging a little too hard
to notice that these poles were made of metal,
so they actually couldn't catch on fire,
but they tried, okay?
Now this was just kind of supposed to be
like a little halftime show, a little halftime
celebration where we just hate disco but then we go back to baseball.
And all those players that were getting ready to play the second game were just hiding,
dodging shoes, they were dodging trash, things on fire, whatever else people were throwing
at them.
They put on their helmets and they looked for cover.
One player named Rusty even said
oh my god almighty, I've never seen anything so dangerous in my life.
In the dugout, the rest of the team was taking shelter just trying to stay out of harm's
way. And it was pretty clear at this point security was not going to be any help because
where the hell were they? The players had a death grip on those baseball bats just ready
to defend themselves against potential rioters.
And one player asked them
if they're going to use those bats against them.
Look, if the rioters or whoever came down into the dugout,
they were ready to defend themselves if needed.
Then like, I guess there was a time when like the player
went onto the field to look at like the damage
that was being done.
And the second he did this, something whizzed by his head.
I guess someone threw a disco record straight at him
and it was thrown so hard
that it stuck right into the ground next to him.
And the player was like, holy shit, man.
I could have been killed by the village people.
Could you imagine cause of death
decapitated by the village people record?
I'd put that on my headstone.
Well, friends, there you have it.
From the 1500s up through the 1970s,
it seems like men have been, in one way or another,
trying to ruin music.
And I didn't even have time to discuss
how Lou Pearlman ruined boy bands for all of us,
or how Sister Rosetta Tharp is known as the godmother
of rock and roll and invented rock guitar as we know it today.
But somehow Elvis is called the king of rock and roll.
Anyway, thank you for hanging out with me today.
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And your comment might even be featured in a future episode.
Now let's read a couple of comments you guys have left me.
Jadeforest5468 left me a comment on our Dancing Plague episode saying,
When you can't blame the devil, don't worry, you can always blame women.
Best line ever.
Did I say that?
I should put that on a t-shirt, huh?
It's a good line.
We're always a scapegoat, aren't we?
Right? Just blame us.
It's always our fault, somehow.
CookiesCrakers left me a comment on our jazz episode saying,
thanks so much Bailey for this story.
The takeaway here is no matter what you do
to express yourself, there will always be those
who will condemn that in which they do not understand.
Hell yeah, Cookies.
Hell yeah, brother.
Smum, smum, blow, blow.
I don't know what your username is. Smum Blow.
1647, shout out to you. You left an episode suggestion in the comment section of Death to Disco.
You should do a video on the evolution of condiments.
Smum!
That's actually really interesting. I do have a lot
of questions. I've heard sketchy things about mustard because mustard gas like killed a lot
of people but like how did they make that into a condiment? You know? You know? I'll look into this.
It's a good idea. Plus what's up with ketchup? Right? It's kind of weird when you think about it.
There's a bunch of sugar in it in the States, but in other
countries, like they don't put any of that crap in their
ketchup.
Mayonnaise? Ooh, yeah, we should look into this. Thanks for the
suggestion. The Becca 2232 left us a comment on our Alta Mock
Music Festival episode saying, my name is Rebecca. Hi, Rebecca.
And I'm watching this from the toilet at work.
Oh, okay.
Please do a dark history on Woodstock 99.
Thank you, I love you and your energy
always makes my day better.
Rebecca, were you watching the whole episode on the toilet?
Because like, well, unless you have a squatty potty,
do you have a squatty potty?
Cause like your legs would definitely fall asleep, you know,
unless you got the squatty potty. But I mean, squatty potty? Because like your legs would definitely fall asleep you know unless you got the squatty potty but
I mean I get it though sometimes when you don't want to work it's just go to the bathroom right?
I know I can't I gotta just go sit there for a little bit but thank you for the episode
suggestion and being here hanging out with me you know I love you I appreciate you and I will look
into it. I love you for watching and I love you for engaging so keep on commenting because maybe
you'll be featured or maybe you won't but maybe you will and hey if you don't know Dark History
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