Dear Hank & John - 383: The College Freaktacular

Episode Date: February 21, 2024

How do I choose what college to apply to? Any fast tips for college survival? Am I gonna forget everything I learn in school? What's the future of college? What do I do after college? How do I function on my own? Hank and John Green have answers!Take a college course that starts on YouTube and earn college credit with Study Hall: https://link.gostudyhall.com/dhj If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at [e-mail] us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn

Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John. Or as I prefer to think of it, Dear Ball of Anxiety and Hank. Dear Ball of Anxiety and other Ball of Anxiety. We're two brothers who answer your questions. We're John and Hank Green. We answer questions, give new user advice, and we all do it through both Marvel's ABC Wilmington. That's right.

That's right. And today we're doing a college spectacular, a college freak-tacular, a college wonderment to talk about post-secondary education in the United States. Hank, why are you a ball of anxiety? I know why I am. Oh, cause I'm watching the Super Bowl.

It's happening right now. It's still happening. This has been such a long game. Did it feel that way to you when you watched the Super Bowl? Did it feel like it lasted forever? Yeah, I think it's maybe because the player's gonna play, play, play, play, play. Oh, it was a Taylor Swift joke all along. I...

Sorry. That was such a bad joke. I don't even know what to do about it. It wasn't just the fact that the joke was fine. I just wedged it in so unartfully. I'm a ball of it. So Project for Awesome is happening this week. It's Wednesday, so the Tiltify is open. This is gonna come out after the Project for Awesome, though there may be like four hours left

where you can still get perks if you forgot. Sure. And this is the first time that we're doing it. Like we're sort of separating out of complexity, trying to simplify things and not make some of the mistakes we've made in the past, et cetera. So. I'm anxious for tubercular reasons.

Yeah. I don't think I can say more than that. Turbocules. Yeah, did you know that the word tubercular is based on the word tuber? Because tubercles, the kind of calcifying blobs that surround tuberculosis bacteria look like potatoes. And the word tubercle actually predates tuberculosis. Tubercle is basically potato-shaped. Yeah, we name a lot of things after food. It turns out food was one of the more important That's to Bercal is basically potato shaped.

Yeah, we name a lot of things after food. It turns out food was one of the more important things to have names for. Sure, yeah. Almost all of the colors are named for either foods or animals and plants. Food and love, the things we need language for. Hey, study hall's coming up, Hank.

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help? And it's doing really well. And we're going to answer some college questions, John. I'm excited to answer college questions. I have to tell you, I'm barely able to function. My anxiety level is so high. So high. So, I'm so sorry.

So tuberculosis is important, John, and I'm glad that you're focusing on it. Whew. I'm also, as it happens, my microphone is directly on my like 16 pages of notes I've taken in the last like 18 hours of conference calls. And I'll just tell you, I'll just read you a couple of those notes. Need flexibility and get the rejection motive. What? Don't. Yeah.

If you ever looked at like I keep my old notes from all of the things I take notes for and they're just completely impenetrable. It's like they were written by another human. Yeah, see money in bank. What does that mean? What money in what bank? Do I use it mine? You gotta see the money in the bank.

See money in bank. That's the goal, is when it's in tuberculosis's bank, or not tuberculosis. Yeah, I actually wanna see less money in the bank and more money in the field dealing with tuberculosis. I think there's entirely too much money in the bank right now. Yeah, yeah. Money in bank could be money in things.

Doing things. Yeah, in tests and in treatment and in preventative therapy. This first question comes from Sailor who writes, Dear John and Hank, how should I choose what colleges to apply to? I always hear you should base your choices off of aspects like geographic position or school size. But would it be crazy to base a big decision like this off of how cool the mascot is or how good their colors are? This is such a good question because I don't know about you, Hank, but I genuinely think that you're about as well off choosing by color and mascot as you are choosing by what the guide to college has said.

In my day, there was a book. It was like a 900 page book. And it had one page for every American college. And you'd read the page and you'd be like, that one sounds good. Yeah. I literally went to college at Kenyon College in Gambier, Ohio because I read the page in that book and I was like, yeah, I mean. Okay.

That's kind of the vibe I'm going for. English major, quiet, small. I'm in. Yeah, I picked my... Has a 70% acceptance rate. Yeah, probably I'm in. I, yeah, I picked my school. Has a 70% acceptance rate. Yeah, probably gonna get in. Yeah, I applied to two schools, which I know is very anachronistic.

Oh yeah. It's very strange. I applied to two schools, they both had high acceptance rates, I got into both of them. And I picked the one that was closer to home. There you go. Yeah, and like, I don't know. It's such a weird decision And I picked the one that was closer to home. There you go. Yeah.

And like, I don't know. It's such a weird decision because it is a high impact, low information decision. You do not know what your life is going to turn out like at one school versus another. Like, even if you go to a significantly worse school, your life could turn out better. Much better. Like, there's no way to know. It's a mess. I know, it's a mess. Yeah.

I think my life would probably be worse if I'd gone to Harvard. Now that's completely conjectural because I have no way shape or form could I have ever gotten into Harvard. Like even if the last seven generations of my family had gone to Harvard and my parents gave $50 million to Harvard.

The president of Harvard would have called my parents and been like, I'm so sorry. They'll let anybody in for 50 mil. That's how Harvard works. It's a good system we've got. Yeah, I agree with John that you are not going to have, like you're just not gonna know what your life's gonna end up like, but it does have a huge impact, I agree with John that you are not going to have, like you're just not gonna know what your life's gonna end up like,

but it does have a huge impact, but there's no way to see into that future. So I think a very good thing to look at is the cost. Cost is definitely important. Comparing that cost to, and honestly, I think the social vibe is very important. Yeah, if you can afford to go for a visit for a day when you're picking a school, that helps. If you're a non-traditional learner who isn't going to be like learning, like living full-time on a campus,

I don't know why we call these people non-traditional learners when now they comprise the majority of learners. Right, because traditionally they did not. Right, so if you're- Back when it was a tradition. If you're someone who's not gonna be living on a campus full-time, then maybe the vibe matters a little less, but the vibe still matters some. So I think it's like worth visiting the campus,

going to a couple classes if you're able to, and just being like, what's the vibe? Yeah. The vibe is a really big deal. I think that is important. Based on our two school experiences, Eckerd does have a very different vibe from Kenyon. One is on the beach, and the other is in a cornfield. That changes the vibe.

Yeah. I went to back to Eckerd recently, and the vibe was very different than it used to be. It's a massive party school now. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it like there were like party, there was like a party dorm. But now it's like people like the people were very, they seemed very cool to me in a way that we did not. But maybe the uncool people were just inside like we always were.

I can confirm that you were not cool in college. I was not cool in college. No, I mean, you were a lot of things. You were lovely and funny and sweet and had great friends, but you were not cool. Yeah, I was never gonna be cool. I think you're kind of cool now. You're sort of popular. Yeah, I gonna be cool. I think you're kinda cool now, you're sort of popular. Yeah, I turned out cool, yeah.

Think about where cool kids are, right? Cool kids wanna be big on TikTok. Well, listen up, Uncle Hank is crushing it on TikTok. I think another consideration that when I look back at my own college choice, I made the choice for a lot of stupid reasons, but I had a couple of good reasons. One was the size of classes.

For me, for what I was studying, it made a lot of sense for me to have a relatively small class size. And that's just also the kind of the way I learned best. And so if you know something about the way you learned best or you know something about what you want to study, you can use that as a glimpse. But like, I do think that we put a little bit too much weight on the decision, because like you said, Hank, it's a high-impact decision, but

also you'll probably be fine either way. Yeah. John, this next question comes from Enoch, who asks, hey, Green Brothers, so really fast, I need some help. For most of my life, I wasn't planning on going to college. I had the mindset that it wasn't worth it unless you really needed it well. Now I really need it. I know very little about college. I need your quick help for college survival. Any help would be appreciated. Not the one in the Bible, Enoch. Enoch, you got, you got to tell us what happened. Yeah, that sounds like an emergency emerge, but like a very specific and weird emergency.

Yeah. Yeah, now I really need it. Like suddenly Enoch was like at a job and they were like, hey, we'll make you CEO of the company, but you needed degree in religious studies. What happened to Enoch? Yeah, no, like this, like someone came down from the ether and was like, I'm a genie and I will grant you wishes, but only if you go to college first. Right.

I mean, maybe that's what it was. Maybe. To me, it's like a dead relative who's like, you can't inherit unless you do college. I like that. I like that a lot. It's like a Brewster's million situation, except instead of having to spend millions of dollars, you just have to spend millions of dollars. Hundreds of thousands of dollars. But again, that's why there's Study Hall, gostudyhall.com. Hopefully, yeah, hopefully tens of thousands of dollars.

Study Hall does have actually fast guides, what it's called, like fast guides to college that give you all kinds of information about different majors, about asking for, not asking for, but applying for loans and aid and all kinds of other stuff. That's the first thing I'd recommend, but obviously I'm a little biased, Enoch. Yeah, there's a bunch of them. I think that the whole thing that one of the, we looked at it and we were like, what are the barriers?

And one of the barriers was just lack of information. So exactly Enoch's problem of like, I don't know how any of this work, like what is the barriers? And one of the barriers was just lack of information. So exactly Enoch's problem of like, I don't know how any of this work, like what is a credit? Like that like, is a Star Trek? It's also hard to navigate. It's so hard to navigate. It's so confusing. Like I remember like I had the easiest,

less leased bureaucratic college experience imaginable. And yet still like my junior year, my faculty advisor came to me and was like, you don't have, you haven't taken enough English classes to get an English degree. Yeah, no, yeah. I had the same thing happen with my minor. It was just like, no, this class doesn't count for that. And I was like, why not?

It's in the art department. And we're like, well, it's a visual art minor, and that was not a visual art class. And I was like, no one, it's easy to make expensive mistakes, which is one of the big problems with school. Right. I think the first thing I'd say is once you've gotten the lay of the land, whether that's through Study Hall or other stuff, I would go to the college you intend to attend and I would start asking questions. I mean, in general, I would speak out loud as much as possible, whether that's questions or whatever.

Like, I think that a lot of the experience of college, of higher ed, when it's in person at a school, is about the social environment and about connections between people. And, you know, those friendships are really valuable if you get a chance to develop them. And I would also say that like, here's my biggest piece of advice

to people going into college. You're a grownup now. It's like, you are making a bunch of choices and you have to, and like, you are now learning how to make choices on your own. So like this isn't like delaying adulthood. It's a thing you're doing as an adult. And I'm sorry if that sounds a little bit paternalistic. It sounds that way now that it's coming out of my mouth.

But yeah, it's like it's... Well, but I don't think it sounds paternalistic in this sense, right? Like everybody talks about the real world, the real world, the real world. The real world is something that's coming. It's something that lies on the other side of high school or college or whatever. But like the truth is the real world is not an event, it's a process. And you emerge from childhood into adolescence and you emerge from adolescence into adulthood. And that's a process that takes a long time

But in a lot of ways you're doing Aspects of adulthood when you're like 16 my son is 14. He's already doing aspects of adulthood, right? Like like getting your driver's license is it for many people certainly not everyone but for many people is an aspect of adulthood You know learning how to do your own laundry for many people is an aspect of adulthood. You know, learning how to do your own laundry for many people is an aspect of adulthood. Learning how to do your own cooking and cleaning is an aspect of adulthood. Having a room with a way to cook in it.

I did not have that for the first two years of college, but for the second two years of college I did. I had, we had like an oven and a stove. And there was five guys with one stove and making that work. and a stove. And there was five guys with one stove and making that work. And you know, like figuring out what, how bacon grease works. You cannot. Here's some college advice, real-world college advice here. You cannot pour bacon grease into a plastic container, obviously. I like that you called it bacon grease. Bacon grease. You called it bacon grease. We grease. You called it baking grease.

We can roll back the tape if you need me to. Well, I was just. You cannot pour bacon grease into a plastic container. Bacon grease, you know, bacon. Everybody's got that like 15 seconds back button on their phones and they're doing it right now. They're like, did you see bacon grease? He did.

But yeah, that's true. You can't put it in a plastic container. That's great advice Hank. phones and they're doing it right now. They're like, did you see bacon grease he did? But yeah, that's true. You can't put it in a plastic container. That's great advice, Hank. I mean, it just saves so many people from, I mean, whatever the opposite of ingesting microplastics is, like whatever the more extreme version of ingesting microplastics is. Basically pouring bacon grease on your floor

is what that is. And also, if you have a grease fire, do not put water on it, because that will just make it explode. Another aspect- This is important stuff to learn, adulthood. Of adulthood that I had to learn is that it feels like, if you're me, it feels like if a bill is important, they're gonna call about it. Yeah. That's actually a really bad way

to conduct your personal finances because there's this thing called a credit score. And if they have to call about it, they get mad at you on this thing called the credit score. They're pretty far down the list of things that they've tried to do by the time they're calling. Well, but I kind of like, I always appreciated the call, you know, like I'd be like, oh, hey, thanks for calling.

I'm so sorry that I haven't paid the rent. I will pay it now, but I also appreciate like having this extra like 60 days that I... It was helpful. It really helped me put it all together. Yeah. Oh God. I mean, but yeah, so I think that like... It really helped me put it all together. Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah. I think that like, adulthood is hard and you are doing adulthood in college.

And I think that's the main thing. Adulthood does not stay as hard as it starts out, like any job, like anything, right? Like, it's incredibly hard at first, but in many ways it does get easier. Now, I wouldn't say it's a straight line from hard to easy. It's definitely swirly, but you're going to just take steps. And I agree with Hank that in college you are in many ways doing adulthood. You are doing at least aspects of the so-called real world. And that's good news. It's scary, it's intimidating, but it's good news because it's part of your growing up

and growing into the person you're gonna be. Yeah, and I mean, schools are aware that this is sometimes not like a, it's a new experience. And so they do try to like give you ways to like be more clear about what you can do with your time or what you can do with your hours

that you have purchased of school stuff. And so they will direct you. But I think that it's best if you are aware of that direction and aware of the things that you can do but are making decisions for yourself for what your goals are, what you're excited about, what you're chasing, what you're trying to develop, what you're, like the things that are sort of making

your brain feel a little bit sparkly. I think that every time anything, even if it's uncomfortable, if it like, like makes my brain fizz a little bit, I'm like, I just need to go in that direction. Because if I let the, if I let my anxiety get in the way of chasing that thing that's exciting to me, then I'll never know how I actually feel about that thing. I was just thinking that today because I literally thought I was going to throw up because I was so overwhelmed by anxiety. But at the same time, I was thinking, but you know what? I'm also excited. I like this. I want to do this. I'm very grateful to have the opportunity to do it. This is right. This is good. And yet, also, I am very anxious. And I can't let

my anxiety shut me down. Now, sometimes I have to listen to it. But in this case, I can't let it shut me down because this is a brain-fizzy, wonderful, fascinating thing. Yeah. So, yeah. I got another question from Vivian who asks, Dear Hank and John, I took calculus in high school and I'm taking it again now that I'm in college. However, I took two gap years between then and now and I found that I not only have forgotten everything I learned in high school calculus, but I also forgot most of pre-calc. As I've gotten older, I've

noticed I forget other things I used to know. Am I going to forget everything I've ever learned in school? I'm paying a bunch of tuition for a degree. Am I going to forget all the stuff that I learned? That's the point is, what's the point of school then? Thank you, Vivian. So Vivian, get this, not only are you gonna forget everything you've ever learned, you're gonna cease to exist. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and all worldly knowledge and evidence of everything that we thought and said and did and learned will disappear with it. And that doesn't mean that we shouldn't learn.

All right. I have a slight left to take. Did I go too far down the rabbit hole? I'm just saying that we should still learn. There's still value in learning, even though we're going to forget everything. Well, and in addition, you will find, I hope, that it's easier to learn calculus the second time because that stuff is, like, there are impressions left behind.

Things will start to click into place. Yeah, a lot of the memorization, so a lot of the, like, here's what you do in this situation, like you're presented with a thing and you're like, I don't remember any of that. But you, like, ultimately, I think a lot of what higher ed is actually about is learning how to learn. So like getting the frameworks in place so that you get better at figuring out new information.

Yeah. And so that you can, and so that on some level, you can also, you learn how to learn, but you also learn how to remind yourself of things. Oh, for sure. You learn how to relearn. And so maybe I don't remember the presidency of John Tyler very well, but I can, I know how to get- Is that actual name of a real president? Yeah. I know. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

Well, there you go. You picked the least, you know, I'd like to know who the least known president is I bet it's John Tyler No, no way John Tyler is a living grandson. Yeah, I mean he's remembered by that guy I Agree John Tyler's grandson rose about John Tyler I Don't think John. I know my granddad. I don't think John Tyler and his grandson overlapped You know, I think John Tyler was gone by the time the grandson entered the picture, but I know when your point is well taken.

I think that lots of people remember John Tyler, but the point is that if I need to remind myself of aspects of John Tyler's presidency, I now know how to do that. And I'll be like, oh, right, right, right, right. And that fits into this and this fits into Millard Fillmore and that fits into Martin Van Buren and this fits into the War of 1812. And so I'm able to make connections that I couldn't otherwise make.

And I think that's a lot of what relearning is about, is about like remaking those connections or deepening those connections. Yeah, for sure. I mean, two years of not thinking about calculus, you're going to lose a lot of it, but there's frameworks there. And also, I have great news. There's a ton of YouTube videos on calculus, and you can freshen up those pathways real fast. But I think a lot of people, I know a lot of people who came out of school and then they did not do the thing that they majored in and now have really interesting, cool jobs.

The thing that ultimately, a lot of people are like, is it just like to prove that I can do college? And it's like a little bit. I think it's probably a little bit to prove that you can do college. There's an aspect of hazing to it. Yeah, but I think that there's also a set of systems for both having what John's talking about, which is like, I think of it as like a tree that like the more bushy my tree is, the more ornaments I can hang on it. Like all these things are connected together, and they're all sort of like have a central trunk of like the knowledge that I've built. But also, it's having systems for acquiring. And it's going to be different for every person.

So the way that your brain works is different from how the way my brain works. And so having the systems for how to get information into your head and then synthesize it and connect it to other stuff and then output something useful with it, that becomes something that everybody does all of the time. Right. Yeah, like I didn't study infectious disease in college. And in fact, if you told me in college that I would one day write about infectious disease,

I would have been like, well, I understand that I'm concerned about it, but I'm surprised to learn that it's become an area of academic interest. Yeah. But the tools that I learned in college about not just how to acquire knowledge, but how to share information, how to synthesize information, how to process it, how to understand what's an important or interesting or sparkly detail, those tools I use all the time, even though I don't remember, for instance, I'll be honest, I don't remember a lot about the Scarlet Letter. I don't remember even that much about Moby Dick, which I've read

twice. But I think the lessons I learned about critical reading and writing about reading are very useful in my life. Yeah. But you will absolutely, I have read books and been like, at the end of it, I was like, I was pretty sure I read that book before. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Wild. All the time. Wild.

Especially as I get older. It barely bothers me. Yeah. If I told my like young self who had read one or two novels, both of which were like hugely impactful on me because they were the first novels I ever read. If I told that guy that I would read a book someday and not remember anything from it.

Yeah. That sounds nonsense, but it happens. All right, we've got a great question from Katie Hank who writes, dear John and Hank, all I will say is with a toddler at home and a baby on the way, saving for college is an absolute nightmare. It's unbelievable how rapidly the cost is increasing. It was bad enough when we were in college 10 years ago. I'm curious to hear what your thoughts are

on the future of college and student loans. Is there some sort of bubble that is going to burst, or wall that we're going to hit, recollege costs? Are we going to see a fall in private institutions and an increase in people going to community college or certain career paths going to move in the direction of offering associates degrees instead of bachelors, years in anxiety, Katie? Since 1980, when I was born, the inflation overall has 228%, and inflation of the cost of college tuition is 1,184%. Wow. So five times cost of college has grown five times faster than the rate of inflation. And what I say whenever I am on a stage in front of people who are in the higher education industry,

and it is, and they call it an industry, it's the second biggest, like education is the second biggest industry in the US. Behind healthcare. I say to those people, behind healthcare. I say to those people. Which is also. I've done a similar thing. There is a point at which it stops being worth it.

Yeah. Yeah, no, I mean. For everyone except for the people who have the most. And so what college originally was was a way of reemphasizing social cast and class and making sure that certain people had access to certain kinds of futures and other people didn't. And then the idea was we can open that up to more and more people. We can have these public universities and that will allow for socioeconomic mobility and for people to be able to educate and work themselves out of poverty. And that would be good for everyone.

That would be great for the social order. It's great for the social order to have a well-educated population. It's great for employers to have a well-educated population, and it's great for people to be educated. So everybody wins. That was the idea and the promise of the expansion of access to post-secondary education. If the cost of college keeps increasing faster than inflation, like mathematically there's a time when it breaks, like when it does not. And like where every year it becomes less worthwhile for more and more and more people.

And like we are on that curve now. It has occurred. It is less, it is not worthwhile for certain folks to get certain educations. Is there going to be some day of reckoning? I don't know if it gets fixed one day at a time or whether it breaks. But it feels like it's one of those two things. The path that we are on is not working. Right.

Right. There's this. Yeah. Right. Right. No matter what you think about whether college is worth it, we can say factually that it is less worth it every year, and that is a failure of the system. And what we wanted to do with Study Hall and what I know lots of other

people are working on is find ways to try to reform that system. Some people are working within the system, some people are working outside of it, some people are thinking about corporations offering their own accredited degree programs that you get while you work for the corporation, which I think is kind of a different dystopia rather than a escape from dystopia. And lots of people are trying to solve this problem, but from my perspective, it begins with the universal acknowledgement that it's a problem and at least at certain sort of the classy institutions, the ones that, as you say, Hank,

like, long preserve the model of de facto aristocracy that was used in the 19th century in the United States. If that is coming back, that is very bad news. It's such bad news. It's not just bad news for individual people who are oppressed by those systems, although of course, those are the people who are most centrally and most proximal to the bad news. It's also bad news for the entire social order. It is bad news for society itself. It is bad news for the country.

It is bad news for society itself. It is bad news for the country. It is bad news for the world. Like having fewer people who have equal access to educational opportunities is bad news hard stop. Right. Yeah. So I don't know if there is some kind of bubble. I don't know if there's some kind of break. I don't know if there is like,

cause like there's a lot of infrastructure in place that is good. Like that's the thing that I try to remember is like, there's a lot of college that's awesome. There's a lot of this that works well. Yeah. It's just that like, there's weird incentives that it's taken me a long time to start to understand around like, you know, students are less sensitive to cost because they're looking at paying off their loans in the future, not right now or their, you know, students are less sensitive to cost because they're looking at paying off their loans in the future, not right now or their, you know, parents are wealthy enough that they can pay for it. And so people aren't thinking about cost when they're buying a very expensive thing, which

is also a healthcare thing. And in that situation, then you end up in a, you end up with like, why would you charge less? You would provide more and better services. So you get like extraordinarily nice waiting rooms at the GI clinic, which I have. Oh my god, that fish tank at my GI clinic. I'm like, that is a well-maintained fish tank. And I just, I wonder if they have that in Europe. I wonder if they have really, really nice,

brand new carpeting in the GI clinics of Europe, or if they just have three colonoscopies. Do they have vaulted ceilings? Or do they have like another space to do more procedures? Yeah, that's a huge room too. There's no one ever in it. And despite the fact that they're always booked solid, so I don't know. Right. Yeah, even though you have to have a six-month wait, it's always empty.

You get the same pressure in college where you provide more services, you have more things that are like saleable, cool things that students will be like, oh, there's like this program and that, there's a rock climbing wall. There's all these different things that you may or may not use. And that, you know, makes the purchase decision easier. Or like when you're choosing between two schools, it makes it easier to pick one over the other. And these schools are competing with each other to try and attract new students. And that they spend so much money on marketing and on things that are services but are primarily marketing. And yes, I worry a lot that I don't know how to break like that incentive structure is the thing that I don't know how to disrupt. And like Study Hall is like, here's one way to

lower the price for some people. But overall, it feels a little bit like we're probably headed to a world where we create two different kinds of college experiences. Yeah, which is such a bummer. I mean, yeah, where we kind of create a second-class college experience, and we really, that's what we're trying to fight against in study hall. We're trying to give a really good quality experience to people. Yeah, give people their foot in the door so that they can then have the rest of the experience with a lower upfront cost. But I think it's safe to say that Hank

and I don't know the solution. No, yeah. And I don't know that I can't predict the future either, but it worries us a great deal, which is why we think about it so much. Yeah, I would say it's in my top 17 worries. This next question comes from Olivia, who writes, which is very high. I have thousands, maybe hundreds of thousands of worries.

Olivia writes, Dear John and Hank, so I moved away from my husband's medical school, for my husband's medical school, before I could finish my computer science degree. I'm finishing it up now, but I feel like I'm not sure I still like computer science. I'm trying to get an internship because maybe I just don't like school, but job hunting isn't going that well. And I guess my question is, what do I do once I graduate? Should I look at other fields? I've been volunteering at a food pantry, and I really enjoy that so far. So I guess if I don't find a job, I can just volunteer more to code or not to code Olivia. So Hank, I majored in religious studies and I thought that I needed...

Now, it's different from computer science, obviously, but I thought that I had to find some kind of religion job. That's why I worked as a chaplain and thought I was going to become an Episcopal priest because I was a religion major and it made sense. That's a job that people have. I know Episcopal priests and I knew that that job existed and that you could do it for your life and make enough money that you would be certainly not wealthy, but you could have a life. And it was really only after I got into the world of that,

like doing chaplaincy and stuff, that I was like, hmm, I like the other jobs at this hospital more, and I don't like them that much. I would look at the social workers and I'd be like, I like that job more. I don't like that job. That job seems extremely hard and sad, but I like it more than this job. And I know, we talked about this earlier, Hank, but we both know so many people like that, like us, well, not like you, but like most people I know who studied one thing and do something else.

Yeah, yeah. And I also, I mean, doing the work of computer programming can be different kinds of work. Yeah, I was thinking you can program, you can code at the food pantry, probably. Like they probably, Well, yeah, I mean, yeah, there's like Code for America is, is

a amazing organization that it basically says like, look, there's a lot of people trying to make a bunch of money at this. But also there's like a lot of coding that needs to get done for just getting services to people. And that might feel more rewarding. And it also might be hanging out. Like, most workplaces, though this might be changing with the advent of workplaces not being as physical anymore. But like, even in a more virtual world, I think that most workplaces are down to the people that you're working with. And of course, working in doing coding for government agencies is going to be bureaucratic and annoying, but there's going

to be lots of well-meaning people who are trying to make the world work better. There's also an organization, I think it's called like 10, 80,000 hours maybe. And it's basically an organization that it's like tries to get people a direction, like a place to work that is gonna have a positive impact. And the idea is you spend 80,000 hours in your career over the course of like the time that you spend working, that's gonna be a much bigger impact on the world than like recycling or how you donate your money,

like how you actually, like what you're working on with your time is a huge impact. And so this is an organization where it's like, can you choose to, like, are you able to choose to work for an organization and provide that value. Yeah. And you can do that. So it's called you can do that and still make a living, right? Like I think about the people who code for partners in health.

Like there was a huge project a few years back that I think was an open source project to figure out how digital medical records can work in impoverished communities. And that's like incredibly complicated, challenging coding that is also having a massive, measurable impact in the lives of the most vulnerable people in the world. So I don't think it's necessarily either or, but I also think if you just aren't interested in coding, then okay, you take that experience and what you learned and the rigor and discipline that it gave you and you apply it to something else in your world. And you'll find that that can be fulfilling as well. So I definitely don't think that you have to... This is part of the reason why I think, yes, it is a big decision

where you go to college, what you study, these are very big decisions that can have massive impacts on your life. But they aren't necessarily final. Think about my friend David who went to medical school when he was 31 because he decided he wanted to be a doctor, and now he's a doctor. It was a little bit of a different path for him, and he had to do a lot of work and take out a lot of loans to make that dream come true And he's gonna have a shorter career than most doctors and yada yada yada, but like he got to live his dream Mm-hmm, and he didn't know what his dream was until he was 31 and That's okay

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Carl, you're about to graduate and I will miss our drives to school listening to podcasts. Thank you for sharing them with me. We don't know what the future holds and you may not have figured out what you're going to do for a living, but that's okay. A lot of people don't know what they're going to do when they graduate, like John Green. I didn't. Even more end up doing something they never planned on. What's important is that you have good values and you know that you're loved and that you should have the courage to go out there and find your path. I love you, Carl. Now I think there's a chance, Hank.

I think it's probably different Carl's. It seems like different Carl's, but the chance is there that it's just Carl. I'm gonna say it's a one in three chance that it's Carl speaking to Carl's self. And two in three chance that there are two identically spelled Carl's who drive to school with each other. Possibly a father and son duo, a sort of Carl senior Carl Jr. Yeah, it's beautiful both ways,

but it's I think a little more beautiful if it's just one Carl. I think it's great both ways. And it's actually, it's little more beautiful if it's just one Carl. I think it's great both ways. And it's actually, it's apt for today's conversation, isn't it, because we've been talking so much about what happens when you grab it. I bet Rosyana did that on purpose. She did, she's so good.

What a producer we have. All right, Hank, I wanna ask you one last question before we get to the all important news from Mars and AFC Wimbledon. Big news, so much, I don't understand you one last question before we get to the all important news from Mars and AFC Wimbledon. Okay. Big news. So much. I don't understand.

We only do this podcast once every two weeks and there's so much AFC Wimbledon news. I need to start a new podcast called AFC Wimbledon News that no one will listen to. But this question comes from Carmen who writes, Well, well, well, we meet again, Green Brothers. We have never met. I've just gotten a position in a research lab at my university as an undergraduate freshman and I'm terrified because it's just me and the lead professor working on this project. So there's no graduate student to tell me how to do things. I was like literally given my own laboratory and a key to it on the first day within an induction

furnace that can heat up to 2,000 degrees Celsius and a bunch of other things. How do I function on my own like this? I'm 18. I've been given state-of-the-art technology and I'm doing research that no one has ever done before just because I Pestered some guy a few times to let me do research and now I'm in way over my head not a car or a man car man. Oh Man, I remember this moment with the first time like my professor turned to me and was like what should we do next? And I was like, I don't that's not how this works, man. I My education has so far been doing what people tell me to do, not telling them what to do. Yeah, there is this really intense moment in education where you're basically learning

about the contours of a wall. You're examining every part of the wall, and people are telling you, this part of the wall we discovered in 1803 because this person did that, and this part of the wall we discovered in 1803 because this person did that and this part of the wall we figured out this way and this part of the wall we figured out that way and then they're like hey This is gonna sound wild, but we need you to add it to the wall Yeah, we usually have we teach you to get some mortar and some bricks I've only been educated in wall studies, not in wall additions. You don't understand.

I touch wall. I don't build wall. I observe wall. It's super weird. And I think the only thing you can do is do it. Like, don't burn your hand off, but do it. And try and find a question you don't know the answer to and try and figure out how to get to the answer. And I think that the first thing I said in that situation was a bad experiment that didn't

go well. Right? Of course it is. That's kind of the point. They're not going to expect you to be perfect at this at first. Right. And there was like, I did lots.

Oh, I spent so much time in labs getting zero result. You know, just like, just so much time. And then you get the spectrum back from the chemical that you made. And it's like, that's not what it should have been. That's the wrong, like I got it too hot and I polymerized it. Great, great.

I guess I'll just go die. But yeah, I mean, that's the work, man. And no professor, it's gonna be surprised that, it's awesome that you're getting to do that research as a freshman, but no professor's to be surprised that it's awesome that you're getting to do that research as a freshman. But no professor is going to be surprised that a freshman doesn't do everything exactly right the first time. So just do it. Yeah. And look, Carmen, we all have imposter syndrome. None of us deserve to be doing what we're doing because deserving isn't the right framework

through which to consider human experience. So you've got this opportunity and enjoy it and don't stress out too much if everything you try burns up in that 2000 centigrade induction furnace. Yeah. Hank. John, before you get to the important news from Mars, NAVSEE women, someone asked you what your go-to meal is

at the Gambier cafeteria. I feel like you need to answer. Well, one thing I do remember about that 900-page guide to colleges was that they had like a one to 100 ranking of everything and Kenyan- Oh, it was Kenyan College asked the question. Oh, that's hilarious. Kenyan at the time, their food score out of 100 was 1717. Sure, sure. That makes sense.

The food was very bad. It was three times per day. If you missed it, you missed it. And now, of course, everything is different in college kids eat Chick-fil-A all day off their meal plans or whatever. But in my day, you ate what you ate and you didn't say no. But there was a salad bar and I think there was a sandwich bar. But you know what I ate most days was popcorn. This is very similar to my go-to order. I ate popcorn and then I had a microwave back in my apartment and I would make, or my dorm room,

and I would make hot pockets. So this is- I thought you were gonna reheat the popcorn. That's how crazy my brain was in this situation. I thought you're gonna take the popcorn home and make it hot again. So I was really, I was not well, right? That was not doing healthy OCD-wise. And I had this thing where I was not well, right? That was not doing healthy OCD wise. And I had this thing

where I was like, look, it's very hard and it's not fun, but you have to eat 1000 calories a day. And the good news is these two pop darts are 780. Two hot pockets, not pop darts. Oh, sorry, hot, hot, hot pockets. We both now made errors in today's podcast. And I don't know why I felt like pointing back to your error, but I did. And then I would just eat like popcorn and a little bit of salad. What about you?

I, when nothing else looked good, like there'd be things around that were like, you know, by hot bar spookoops. When I didn't look good, which was many days, there was a pasta bar and I would get pasta with butter and salt that sounds great I mean that's the dream pasta with butter and salt if it works for our ancestors why not us And then it bread and butter baby if I got scurvy I got scurvy Then I had an orange once a month like a 17th century mariner. All right, John, let's do some ABC Wimbledon.

Oh, God. I don't know, Hank. We're one point out of the playoffs. So we're doing, we're having a great season. We've signed these, we've signed a couple new guys at the end of the January transfer window who are looking pretty good, including this guy Ronan Curtis who's just like way too good for League 2, but he was rehabbing his ACL injury with us. And kind of as a favor since he got to rehab his ACL injury with us, he signed for the rest of the season just to like get himself back fit and in shape to of the season just to get himself back fit and in shape to go crush the championship or whatever he's going to do next. And he's been great. He's been scoring goals for us left and right. We're

undefeated at home. Most interestingly in the last eight games, most interestingly, every time we've gotten a lead, the last 15 times we've gotten a lead, we've held it, which is essentially unprecedented in AFC Wimbledon history. We're famously the team that gets a lead and then loses it, but we've held it, which is essentially unprecedented in AFC Wimbledon history. Like, we're famously the team that gets a lead and then loses it, but we've been holding our leads, not least thanks to a last second center back signing named Kofi Balmer. And Kofi Balmer, Hank, has the one thing that I believe that AFC Wimbledon has been missing low these many years. He has a proper long throw. So this is a guy every lower league English soccer team needs a long throw guy. This is my theory because the long throw guy, if it's a throw in down in the opponent's

area, the long throw guy can basically turn it into a corner kick where he throws it so long that it goes all the way in front of the goal and it just, it gets in the mixer. It causes problems. People stress out. And so finally we have this proper long throw guy and we haven't scored a goal from it yet and we look terrible every time we have a long throw, but I just love having a long throw guy. I just feel like we're a proper football club now. We got a long throw, but I just love having a long throw guy. I just feel like we're a proper football club now. We got a long throw guy. And this is this is it just feels good that like losing

the guy, Ali El Hamadi, Ali El Hamadi. Yeah, you got somebody else. It hasn't been it hasn't been catastrophic. It hasn't been catastrophic because not least because of this long throw guy, Kofi Ballmer, who's kind of become a little bit of my hero It's weird to think that a guy who can throw the ball throw it so far. You can't throw it so far You can't imagine how far this guy can throw it. This is like Joey D'court Do you know Joey D'court of the Seattle Kraken? No, does he have a trick?

He well we like lost this like legendary goalie for the first half of the season because he was injured. He's back now. Yeah. But so we were like, had to rely on, and he turned out to be amazing. And a weird thing happened when the goal and Joey's on the ice, they are more likely to score goals, which is like, that's, that's a goalie. How are the, like, how is he offensive? But he's just like very active. He gets out of the crease a lot. He has good stick work. He passes well. He's got good distribution. That's what you, in soccer, you need a goalie with good distribution as well.

You've got good distribution. That's key. That's key. We used to talk about goalies needing to be quick with their reflexes, which they still do. But now they need to be, as they say, good with their feet. Got to be good with their feet. Joey DeCorte is good with the stick. Got to be good with their feet. Joey DeCorte is good with the stick.

Got to be good with the stick. What's the news in Mars? In Mars news, John, I have geology news. So Mars is not thought to be currently volcanically active. Though I maintain that it may yet be again. Okay. But that's an opinion. Researchers have been on the lookout for volcanoes

to better understand Mars' geological past. And they've got like probes, they've been doing a lot of research. They looked at 63 different volcanic structures in the Aredania region, which is located in the southern hemisphere. And they've also been trying to figure out, looking at these basins in the Aredania region, to see how they formed, because it seems like a long time ago they were formed by something called crustal recycling, which we of course have here on Earth, because we

have played tectonics where the crust we have now has been used before. So the rocks aren't the age of the Earth. They're new rocks that have come up again from the Earth. But Mars doesn't have played tectonics, but it does appear to have some regions of crustal recycling, not a ton, but some. And that means that the area was, it was kind of crustal recycling called vertical tectonics where land masses move upwards.

And we think that on Earth, vertical tectonics was the thing that happened first before plate tectonics took over. So it looks like Mars did the first step, but it got frozen in the middle of the first step. So studying that could help us understand Mars, of course, but also might be a way to better understand how Earth's history of early crystal recycling through vertical tectonics happened before plate tectonics took over.

Super cool. Makes me want to really not get frozen in terms of our current tectonics happened before plate tectonics took over. Super cool. Makes me wanna really not get frozen in terms of our current tectonics. Would not like to become a geologically inactive planet as much as that would be good for fewer earthquakes. John, I have a surprise for you. Great.

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