Hosts John and Hank Green (authors and YouTubers) offer both humorous and heartfelt advice about life’s big and small questions. They bring their personal passions to each episode by sharing the week’s news from Mars (the planet) and AFC Wimbledon (the fourth-tier English football club).
400 episodes transcribedWhere should I look when I'm talking to someone? Will aliens ride our roller coasters when we're all dead? Should guests help do the dishes? And more!...
How do I get out of this maze? What do I do with this cello? When will I stop having to call my mom to help me figure out life? And more! Email us: ha...
Why do people hate raisins? Is U2 a boy band? How do I make friends with the people I work with? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com...
Should I treasure my books more? Can I learn to sleep standing up like a horse? Does everyone have an eighties disco playing in their head? And more!...
How can I avoid having to dress up for Halloween? What do you do when your friends make fun of your friend? How do I artfully display my rib? And more...
Can I wear my Tuesday shirt on other days? How do I give advice that doesn't hurt feelings but is still helpful? Did I steal this plant? And more! Ema...
What do I do when I'm asked to lie to children? Should I tell my boss I'm obsessed with her famous son? Why is Dodie so much better at stuff than I am...
Can I use being an artist as an excuse for being weird? How do museum benches work? What is the best advice a parent can give their child? And more! E...
Are we living in a simulation? Are there other types of teeth? What should I do with this bowl? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/...
How do I tell my boyfriend he's beautiful? Can I talk to my cousin's ex? How do I figure out my music taste? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com...
What should I do with this tooth? How do I keep a secret? How do I get out of the shadow of my parents’ triumphs? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmai...
Where would you put an extra eye? How do I survive at home alone? Why is underwear a pair? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com patreon.com/dearh...
Why is there no $25 bill? What happens to a person’s consciousness when they're teleported? What does space smell like? And more! Email us: hankandjoh...
Should I tell my boyfriend he has a fandom? What do you do in a non-reciprocal high five situation? Why are football scarves so short? And more! Email...
How did people tell time before clocks? Should I go to a thing just to avoid FOMO? How do I deal with popsicle haters? And more! Email us: hankandjohn...
What should I do with the ends of bread? How do you know when you get to the end of the galaxy? How did they livestream the lunar landing? And more! E...
What is your innocuous life curse? What should I read when I've outgrown YA? How do I survive without my coping mechanism? And more! Email us: hankand...
Are there any good billionaires? How do I get better at contracts? What are the rules of doctor-patient small talk? And more! Email us: hankandjohn@gm...
Why do people like ant colonies? What do I do about customers who come in right before close? Where do bugs go when it rains? And more! Email us: hank...
Am I accidentally a horrible person? What should I do with 1,000 business cards? How do I not break my grandmother's heart? And more! Email us: hankan...
