Death To Everyone - Death To... 2024 Feat. Benign Girl *BUNKER STOCKTAKE*

Episode Date: January 1, 2025

Hello Listener, Welcome to the new year! This week we have a short lil baby episode to guide you peacefully into the year of 2025. We are joined by Benign Girl in a stock take of the bunker. Listen to hear what is getting kicked out into the apocalyptic wasteland. x

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And I'm going to be pursuing you. And I'm going to be pursuing you. And I'm going to be pursuing you. And I'm going to be pursuing you. It is the first Thursday of the new year. Wow. I love these episodes because this episode feels like charity. Yeah. Could you imagine that we do an episode for New Year's? It's like a gift for you, for you, the person who is doing nothing on New Year's and just needs this. You need us.

We, of course, are living our fabulous lives. Driving around in Mercedes Benz, drinking the champagne out of the toupees of very wealthy oil salesmen. Yes. And you, you've got no plans for New Year's. You're listening to our podcast. Sweeping the rubble from your kitchen. And we thank you for listening. Absolutely. I'm Zelda Moon. I'm LazySuzanne.

And welcome to Diff2Everyone. And of course, we are driven today by our space car driver, Meshia. See you later. See you later 2024. Oh, bye bitch. Bye. See you in the rearview. See you next year.

And as a special treat and continuation of our previous week's work, we've invited her back to the celestial void, our celestial sister, being gang. Did you just, and I, yeah, the very first and I hope of 2025. I'm bringing and I back for 2025. Yeah. I think that we do need to have like a meme graveyard where we can bring things back, you know, like an animal, animal graveyard.

I'm trying to like remember who it was, but someone's like Instagram name at the time of Ni-oop being like, and it's high thing. Yeah. Was the Anna-oop. The Anna-oop. Yeah. Like Anna-oop. Oh, the Anna-oop.

The Anna-oop. I was like, that's amazing. The Anna-oop. Yeah. Like Anna-oop. Oh, the Anna-oop. The Anna-oop. I was like, that's amazing. Pour one out for the memes that died and the girls that still had usernames commemorating them. Anna-oop. Anna-oop. And the kssksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksks Oh, you can. You want that water bottle? I love how much of a hold that hold on Sabrina Baby Slut.

Oh, but also I love she has the power to embrace a meme, to propagate it in the culture. And then when she's over it, it's done. Yeah. She's like, bye. My new thing is that woman jumping out of the window. After car wigs. Car wigs was huge for the culture. I bring back Sabrina Baby Slut's frequent Instagram posting. I know. Where is Sabi?

Yeah. Sabi, come back. Come back to us. She's also aging, you know. She's a new woman now. Yeah. Yeah. She lives in Connecticut with her three kids and a dog Middle-aged slut. That's right Sabrina middle-aged Like 20 slut I can't wait for Sabrina elderly slut

Geriatric. Geriatric slut. Yeah. And finally, Sabrina skeleton slut. 28 years later. Well, we did watch the trailer in the week that has happened. Did you like the trailer for 28 years later? I did.

Boots, boots, boots. Ominous. That's a great gig being that woman. I don't think it's a woman. I think it's a man. Oh, that's what, oh, that was what we were saying. Oh, I got woman. Well, it's because on those old recordings, it's like sped up a little bit. The speed is not regulated. So it sounds a bit faster. So it tends to pitch up. It's just just let's just say it's gender neutral. Men are allowed to have high pitched voices and women are allowed to have low pitched voices. Brave and important of you to say that.

So good. She is an ally, but to whom? The forces of evil. Hopefully. Oh, okay. Now, normally this is a podcast that's very celebratory. Yeah. So New Year's is really our time to shine because every week we pull apart incredible

topics and we put things in a doomsday bunker because at the end of the world, we want to put in the best of the best for the next generation. Chuck out the rest. I mean, you watch 28 years later and you see what happens if they don't have Bayonetta there to help out. Well, she's not stopping the apocalypse. She's underground laughing at those fools. But not on New Year's.

On New Year's we clean out the things that slipped in accidentally. Yes. And that's really important work. So that's what's happening today, listener. And I think it's really important that we set this up that I haven't done my homework. I haven't updated the spreadsheet in about three months. What?

So I don't know what we put in. You... Listen, people talk a big game about loving making spreadsheets until it's about actually doing the work. Okay, well, I have done it for a year and a half. Well, that's it, but what use is it to us now? Anyway, listener, I will do it and then I'll update the one on Patreon as well.

Just in time. Yeah, well, no, not really. So today we're just gonna do from memory. Memory, it's happened to me in the past, that thing. So that's fine. So that's what's happening today. And it's going to be great. Also, it's New Year's.

Relax. Benign girl, we are recording this ahead of time. Where are you right now in the new year? When this is coming out? Am I pretending? No, no, no. I'm asking you. What are your new year's plans? No, no, no. Not your plans. What do you envision yourself at the moment this is released on top of the public? Oh, what time is this being released? I think it'll be New Year's Day about like, it'll be New Year's Eve. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going gonna be at Tropical Fruits. You're going. So that's a festival that they have up on in

Queensland. Lismore, northern New South Wales. Oh, northern New South Wales coast. Yeah, it's actually not on the coast. Oh. What? It's called Northern Rivers, alright. Inland. Wait, why is anyone going to, what do you mean? Where do you swim? You don't. Queensland is not just a strip of beach along the coast. Darling, it's in New South Wales.

So Lismoor is like, if you fly to Byron, you fly to Ballina. The airport there. Yes. And Ballina is on the coast. Yeah. And then Lismoor is like half an hour in from. Yes. And Ballina is on the coast. And then Lismore is like half an hour in from... Wow. And it's like the biggest like regional town in that area.

Give me the vibe when you get there. Is there a DOA? Definitely not. Lismore is like, it's 50% like proper like country farmer, like Bogan. 50% like fairy hippie. Hot. Like it's like, yes. And it's kind of like, it's becoming the place

where all the like hippie culture that used to be in like the Byron and surrounds area, which has been pushed out. By Kyle and Zac Efron. Yes. A lot of those like kind of alternate lifestyle people have like moved further south into those areas. And Lismore is kind of like a, it's becoming like this like weird, like queer kind of like hub.

Like Castleman. For that part of the... Yeah. Yeah. It's actually really gorgeous. But a few years ago, as some of you may know, it had like a devastating flood. Oh yes. And like it kind of like ruined the whole town. And like half of the town is still boarded up

and like not fixed. Oh my God. It's really fucked actually. God damn. But like, there's this like community like vibe there where they've been through this like horrible thing. And they're all like, stronger than ever. Wow. Sort of thing. So Tropical Fruits is an event that happens there. Tropical Fruits is like the organi- like the LGBTQIA plus organization of the Northern Rivers, like it's kind of like an outreach service and like a community. Do people swim in the Northern Rivers? Yeah, like you can just go to the beach, it's just down the road. I thought there was no beach. Like, well you can

just drive down to the beach. Northern Rivers is like from the top of New South Wales, like it's a whole like section, kind of like, what's the thing to the east of here? Like Gippsland. Oh, it's like a region. The Northern Rivers. Right. Because there's heaps of rivers. Sounds more chic than Gippsland. Sounds like it's from Middle Earth. The Northern Rivers. But yeah, and the organization has been around for like Yonks. Yeah. And they do events all throughout the year, but it all comes together for the biggest event at the end, the New Year's Eve Festival. And it's such a fun time.

So everything I know about Tropical Fruits is it's like, kind of more of an intimate festival. Like, not huge. Yeah. So it still has much more community atmosphere. Yeah. To the whole vibe. It's very like put like.

Ramshackle. Yeah Ramshackle but in like the best way. Yeah I mean that's my kind of community spirit. Of a festival is one where it doesn't feel so like water is six dollars and like blah blah blah blah but like feels more like. Yeah. Go to the girl with the henna tattoos. Yeah. Get your doll in her yurt um but like it's kind of like this like this like event that actually

brings like every color of the rainbow like kind of together like you know you go to like other events and it's like very like harness Yeah, like there's one type of gay guy here. Yeah like yeah, this is like Everyone like every sort of queer all in like one space and like all very like Open we are family and then just in the middle screaming. Yeah get out of my fucking way um but yeah i'm so excited that's hot yeah i mean one of your superpowers is just a stamina to party like i mean i would say like no one else but i've met all your friends now and they'll have just a ridiculous i mean i would say i used to

have that superpower and it's definitely waning oh incredible, incredible. I can't go like I used to. How long do you think you're having you from start a party to when you crash? Well, I used to be able to do the like seven all the way through. Yeah. Like not sleep. And that was my favorite because the next day you like actually turn crazy because you haven't slept. And that was the funnest part. Like the delirium. Yeah but now I can't do that anymore. What's your limit now? Like you're partying through the night. The sun coming up is definitely like I'm like this is too much I have to go to bed now. Because there's some people that look at the sun coming up as like a challenge and they're like oh by the way we we're still going. Used to be me.

Yeah. In a past life. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, she still comes out to play every now and then. The monster. That version. Yes.

But it's not every weekend, every month. No. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah. So sick. I like that. And lazy Susan and I tonight, at time of you listening, will be at Arbery.

Which is for the, um, what is it? It's got a bougie, bougie, bougie, bougie, bougie, bougie. Um, and we will be on the water for bougie, bougie, which I think the solution that Zelda and I have now found for new years is to get paid a phenomenal son of some of money, um, to do something that is space that could be considered a new year's celebration for us. And then when it's done, we are now done with work and we get to go home. Yeah. It's great. I think that's the thing. I wonder where my you're not going to be there for like the strike. No, we will be. We're there through our shift, as it were, is like over the night. It's four hours. Wait, can you, can we just rewind again?

What did you say? You're doing an activation. Yeah. Well, we're just like. Mincing. Yeah. Not like having to go like a jig. No.

We're not performing. Yeah. I mean, Zelda, Benign Girl, I don't know if you know this about me, but I no longer do that. I don't do spot numbers now. I do what I do. Yeah, which is this? Gorgeous.

A drink on arrival and celebrating. There will be a drink on arrival. Absolutely. Because they understand. Yeah. Dignity. Yes. But the yeah, no, I think like, I'm actually somehow surviving without entering the new year doing any spot number, but getting to activate a space. Because you know, like the last time we got activated to space was at the Puff Toof Hello Queen. And my dream came true, which is that I got to just sit there and scream the entire time. Yes. I would, before doing Cory and a three minute song, I would sooner do three hours of grabbing the hem of people's pants and go, it's inside of my brain. And then scream and like run around, like make a whole backstory for a character who's like in the third act of a horror film

with a fungus eating his insides or her insides because I'm in drag. But like that is so chic to me. So I love those activations. But it just makes me so much more happy because I'm like, we're on the fly. We're working on the improv. Sadly, tonight we won't be scientists being eaten out by a fungal disease from another

planet. We'll be rich. Oh no, we're staff being eaten out by bus boys in the back room. Yeah, fingers crossed. But we're going to have like fake walkie talkies to like talk to each other and like fake boxes that we're going to be moving around the space. So working really hard. Sorry, everyone.

Sorry. Oh, you're like, work. Arbery, Arbery workers. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. We're working on trying to get a champagne tower. So if you see us with a giant champagne tower on a tray that's all glued down, but we look

like we're constantly about to spill. Dreams have come true. Incredible. Sorry. Oh, just kidding. It was a joke. Happy new year. And that's what we'll be doing for four to five hours.

Well, last time we did it, we were rich ladies who'd come to the to the Arborette float and we like kept padding our sweat away with hundred dollar bills and dropping our prescription medications on the ground. We've also had syringes and we were injecting each other with Botox on that. As rich women I assume do. Yes. So that's good. Happy new year to all. Happy new year. What are you doing? I am just probably going to be sitting at home. Okay. Well, don't make it sound sad.

With my beautiful family. Yeah. Um, no, we can't really go out too much without a babysitter now. Um, and we're not really night owls anymore. We're just tired parents. So I mean, going to get to bed early probably. You can, um, you could play animal crossing. Yeah.

And do some fireworks that way. The last animal that crossed me. What? We just like to watch like a comedy movie or something. A comedy movie. That sounds like a delight. What's on the menu? Just like a, like a fun, something to laugh at.

Just a like a nice, like comedy movie. Yeah. Comedy. I think last year we watched, um, good boys. Have you seen that movie? No. Good boys. It's a good movie.

It's about these like three kids. It's kind of like, um, do you remember that movie? Um, with Michael Cira and Jonah Hill and stuff. We're super bad. Super bad. Yeah. It's like super bad, but for like 10 year old kids instead of 18 year old kids. Well, I'm laughing already.

It's very funny. I think you'd like it. I legitimately think you would like, okay. Well, I'll look at it. Boy, what's it on? I don't know what it's on, but it's a good movie. Um, movie good boys, but in our neighborhood, like people just let off fireworks in the

middle of the street. It's like very, yeah. It's like a lot of backyard fireworks happen. So that's how you're fucking losing. Um, that's right. So we'll be sitting behind the windows, but watching all the fireworks probably. Yeah. I loved the haven't I I loved the New Year's that were we at like Snooker's house or something like the Clifton Hill one where then we like came out on that hill. Weber Nine went blue. Yes from double barreling the ammo. Oh the specialty mix. I was talking about that with um someone the other day because they had like the uh bad sand tile they had to go get something for. Yeah.

And they were like saying how they were like, you can get a lot of different things for under $50 at man house. Absolutely. And I was like, well, don't get the moonshine amul. It's good. If you can't take it, just say that. Don't blame it on the moonshine am that. Don't blame it on the moonshine ammo. Don't blame it on the incredible. Maybe just don't mix moonshine ammo with jungle juice. So repetitively for hours long.

Use it as the way that you breathe. Yeah, you did put them both. I listen to be fair to the moonshine ammo of the good people of man house. You did double barrel it and go. Oh my god. Ours. And then you turn blue. Her lips turned blue. I was losing oxygen. And then she was freaking out. And she was like, I'm blue. And of course she was the blue beast to go at that time. But it was very funny. Really what she was referring to. Everyone was so mean to me. I was literally dying and people were singing like I'm blue da ba dee da ba da. I was like you guys don't understand

I'm actually dying right now and got on my bike and rode home. Oh, very silly. I had the worst headache. I bet you imaginable. I bet you did. You did almost die. Yeah. Yeah. Oopsie. Before that, we went to the top of the hill and we watched the fireworks and that was really cute. Yeah. And he said, this is the beginning of a great year. Actually, that's how it happened because we were at the top of the hill. And then when we were going down the hill back to like, I think you treated it like a ventilator. No, I was like, I was like surfing down the hill.

Like, so I would like sniff the amulet and be like, whoo, like running down the hill, but pretending I was surfing. Yeah. And that's that kind of creativity that can kill you. That's how Hendrix went. Oh, my God. So anyway, take note. Do not do that. I always think about like the unfortunate people Oh my god. So anyway, take note. Do not do that.

I always think about like the unfortunate people that have died in really stupid and funny ways. I'm like, can you blame their friends for having a good laugh? What? You know, what? It's funny. She was blue. I know.

Sorry, but there's songs about this. Okay, well, wait, what do we do this? What did we do last year? I think it was Matt's turn. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's what we did for the apocalypse. Yeah. So Matt, Matt, for the apocalypse. Yeah. So Matt. Matt, my turn. Yeah. Well, okay. Apocalypse for this year for 2025 or the end of 2024.

Drumroll. Um, what happens to the earth? I guess. Maybe it just starts to go on. Everything just starts to sort of disintegrate a little bit. Yeah. Like all the trees and street lamps and stuff. Global warming. Well, yeah, but it kind of turns into like, it just kind of loses its, sort of structural form and just starts to turn into like, it just kind of loses its, um, sort of

structural form and just starts to turn into like a giant ball of slime. Yeah. Like everything starts dripping kind of like it's melting, but turning into like an ooze. I like that. And then it just, eventually the earth just becomes a giant sort of ball of like mushed up stuff. What do you reckon?

I love it. I think that was very good. It just sort of slimifies. Yeah. Everything just oozes, but it's still like got its molecular structure, but it's just, it's not like turning into water, like it would be melting. It's just like oozing into like a, like a liquid form of everything. Well, I like it.

Beautiful apocalypse. I believe in it. I'm terrified. Okay. Do you think the world actually might end in 2025? Oh, no, no. Give it a few more. Do you mean civilization or the world?

Civilization. The world doesn't care. Um, no, I just think with Trump. I know it is like, I mean, yeah, it's closer to someone pressing the big red button. Yeah. Listen, at least, um, at least I got my crown. If it was the final season, at least it was a good one. If it was the final season, at least it was a good one. Absolutely.

Imagine dying, like being like, well, I won a franchise of a successful reality TV show. Goodbye. God, I hope your sickening supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills arrives before then. I feel like I have a sickening supply. So anything more, I'm like, this is going to be hashtag too much. Maybe that's what they mean by sickening supply. So anything more I'm like, this is going to be hashtag too much. Maybe that's what they mean by sickening. Like you're like so sickened by it. Yeah. Yeah. I don't have anywhere to put all this makeup. It's making me sick.

Yeah. It's such good makeup though. Like it's actually really pigmented. It's like good. I actually use the palettes. Okay. Okay. You won the show. Relax. I am actually so horrified at myself by some of the things that have come out of my mouth recently. Normally I'm horrified by what goes into my mouth. Dick! But the things that have come out of my mouth have been like we all just work together and we love each other You know, you're like I hate myself So funny how the world thinks that lazy Susan is the sweetest girl alive I don't think they think that they do They don't think they think that. They do. They don't know. Alright, so we've got Apocalypse, the oozing of the planet, and now we're gonna have a short break and

then be back and we're gonna do a little stock take. Welcome back everyone. So what we're going to do today that's different to the other two Stock Take episodes is that we've all conceived something that has happened in loving you have put in. Yeah. And we're going to just contest that it should stay in. So from episode death to all stars, nine age and lawn ornaments from the 25th of June 2024.

When I thought we were getting rid of something. I would like to get rid of, Yes. George's from the bunker. Oh, go on. Because did you remember that George's was in the bunker? Yes, in the vents. Boo!

In a forever square. I just don't think it's funny. We're not laughing about George's in the bunker. I'm not laughing about it. I don't know that George's has even seen alien. And more to the point point aliens. Aliens. I don't think she has. See Matt doesn't know.

If Matt doesn't know who Georgia says and why she's in the vents, then I don't know what to say. No. Oh my gosh. I can't remember anything from any of them. Like, I don't know what the second part of what you're saying means. We were saying that if there had to be someone from All Stars Blank to be in the bunker. All Stars Nine. Go on. And then we put in George's and we put her in the air vents that are existing in the bunker. Oh yes. In a forever split. Kind of sliding her puss through the bunker.

Kind of up there just doing her thing, the tiny little pocket drag queen. Yeah. No! Georgus of all the queens. Georgas. Nothing against Georgus. But Georgus? Well, I mean, you don't have to look at her because she's in the vents. She's, what if we- She's a delight to look at. What if we change her name to gorgeous? Hmm. Would that help? It would gorgeous.

Hmm. Gorge as in like a gorge. Springfield gorge. I wonder like, I just, it's not that I've wanted anyone else from all sides. I just like, I dunno. There was such a rich lore about that and the vents and all this thing. I just didn't know if it was deserved.

Right. You're just like, when have we ever come back to Georgia in the vents? Yeah. Looking down from her vent hole. Well, if she hasn't been mentioned again, just get rid of her. She's obviously not serving any purpose in there. Yeah. I think it is kind of that situation. She's forgotten in the vents, right? She is forgotten in the vents.

Yeah. She is. Maybe she can die in the vents and she is maybe she can die in the vent and just leave her rotting you want a pepper mill today now we've got some spice but she changes her name to gorgeous yes and then dies it's like a scent being blasted out through the Now we're cooking with Gaz, but she changes her name to Gorgeous. Yes, and then dies. It's like a scent being blasted out through the vents into the bunker. The lore is really getting complicated now, because we've done which scent,

also we've done which way to die, so she can't die in the vents, she has to die in the Pompeii room. I think, I think if you want to keep gorgeous in, then you need to figure out a way for her not to die in the Pompeii room. She could die as a result of the Pompeii room and then get shafted. No, she's in the vents that come from the Pompeii room and the off sulfurous gas that comes off the... She inhales one day in her split and then is dead in the vents.

Dead in the vents. And then, you know, someone like is hit in the vents with a stick being like, is there something happening up there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like something smells. It's not that you might have yeah. Right. Well, who had a, an animal die in their house recently? And they were like, it died in the walls and we just had to wait for it to like decompose. That happens. Doesn't it? Yeah. They're like, just like with Georgia's in the vents. Yeah. Oh, I'm sad that

if Georgia's is ever listen, of course we just had a whole discussion about like, we'd never say anything mean about this girl. But she will find it anyway. So George dies in a vent and her rotting corpse caused something of an unpleasant odor amongst the inhabitants of the bunker. We were just trying to have a drink on arrival. bunker. We were just trying to have a drink on arrival. Do it. I think that George, if you're listening to this, or gorgeous, as you're now known, you need to know that this is not you. We don't actually think this is you. It's a facsimile. It's an idea of you dying in event. So please take respite in that thought.

Yeah. Yeah. But you know what I mean? That's just a bit. Let's go a bit more So, um, please take respect in that thought. Yeah. Yeah. But do you know what I mean? That's just a bit, let's go a bit more now. It's like when BG was here last time and we did the whole like the soul transplant in who in the, in the process or whatever. You don't like that. No, I love that.

Kate Middleton spirit. Yeah. Yeah. And then going back into her body or something. The clone body. Oh, the clone. Yeah. Her clone. Yeah, yeah. And then going back into her body or something. The clone body. Yeah, that. clone love that. Yeah. And now George's too has just been like leveled up.

Yeah, that's true. We've invested more time. Yeah. And that is good. That's good. Is there anything else to say about anyone that was in All Stars nine? I just wait who was in All Stars nine? You know, RuPaul. Yes, she was good. Um, Nina West. Nina West?

Nina. Roxy Andrews. And my sister, Miss Angieria. Sorry about that. Jimbo. Roxy Andrews, Chanel Angieria, got meek. Yeah, Nina Plastique, Vanessa. I had so much fun on tour with Angieria and she is a Yeah, Nina Plastique Vanessa.

I had so much fun on tour with Angieria and she is a light and a love and a joy. But when I was at the finale, Miss Vibe was like, I've been getting so many positive messages from Angieria telling me you're doing great. And I was like, wait, what? I what? Oh, I shared a green room with that woman. You ain't never met this lady in your life. So she was hashtag team bar. I think so. She was hashtag team anyone but lazy.

And so Angieria, to you I say. Two faced bitch from hell. I love you dear, but now where are your messages of support and love? Yeah, no, I love that. Maybe she heard that you wanted George's to die in a vent. I would never say that of your season nine sisters. No. Anyway. Well, that's good flavor then. Yeah. Okay. Well, is that the

shortest section that we've ever done on this podcast? Well, you know what, when you're concise and ready to go? Yeah. You get up and you're ready to go. I love it. Well, thank you for adding some flavor. And we'll be right back. Seriously, come on. I love Hey, welcome back listener. Zelda is coughing. And can I say that I've had a really bad cough that I gave to Zelda and etc. Oh, maybe her too, yeah. But the thing that all of us do when we have a cough is that we have like a tagline to

have cough, which I think is really funny because you like, it's an involuntary response from the body trying to get mucus out of your lungs. But then like you have to add a tagline to be like, yeah, I know I just coughed. So like, so like the whole time I was sick, I'd be like, fuck. Or like, what the hell? And just to be like, that's it. I know I just coughed.

Yeah. I'm so random. Well, she just did it. She's like, what did you say? Oh, I don't know. It was involuntary. I can't remember. Well, when she does it again She's like, what did you say? Oh, I don't know. It was involuntary. I can't remember. Well, when she does it again, we'll let you know. But yeah, there's like, I wonder if they were doing that back in like the Middle Ages or

something like, oh, yeah, I know. I coughed. Sheet and raths are on me. A dark eye in watching me. Oh my God. You know? That's why they started saying bless you. Well that's for a sneeze, darling. Yeah, yeah, for a sneeze, yeah.

I hate it when people say bless you for a cough. I'm like, that's wrong time. That's not how it works. That's not it. That's actually wrong. Gesundheit. Okay, who's up next? I will take the lead.

Okay. I would like to say returning. I don't think we've made enough of Michael B. Jordan. Oh, this is to revisit last year. Michael B. Jordan was from the episode where we talked about the sexiest man alive. Yeah. And put one of the sexiest men alive into the bunker. Yeah. And we talked about Michael B. Jordan then.

Then we very sexy, very still sexy and still alive. But we spent 12 months sitting, trying to make a work thinking, what can we do with Michael B. Jordan for a while? We're trying to do Michael B. something. Yes. Michael B. walking over here. Michael B. killing that. Done a few. We have done a few. I just don't think it's working out with Michael B. Can here. Michael B killing that. We've done a few. We have done a few. I just don't think it's working out with Michael B.

Can I tell you what? I see you out there in the world, listener. I love it. We talk about the podcast. You say things about my intimate life that I then realized that I've said on a very public forum. And those things people talk to me about. No one has ever come up and said,

Michael B, a funny character in the bunker. Yeah. I think about Michael B all the time. No, you don't. No. You might think about him in the real world as a celebrity. Yeah. But no.

Do you know what? When Billie Eilish said that Fruitvale Station was her favorite movie for like six years in a row on that like Vanity Fair interview she does every year. Yeah. You seen that? No. Anyway, that was like, I don't even know what juice we can get out of that.

You know what I mean? I don't know. What is, what films is he? He's got Creed 3. Oh, that's already come out. He hasn't been in that many. Sinners. Films, right?

What's this film Sinners? I need to get a visual on this. It's an upcoming Ryan Coogler directed horror film. Ooh. You coughed or you didn't say anything. I'm not gonna go. No, I went, ooh. Yeah, that's my thing.

Oh, okay, they've worked together a lot. Okay. Michael B. That's my thing. Um, Oh, okay. They've worked together a lot. Um, okay. Michael Jordan in a jewel roll with Haley Steinfeld. Oh my God. See another person that's like, yeah, Haley. Not me just where are you? Premise trying to leave their troubled lives behind twin brothers. Jordan returned to their hometown to start again, only to discover that an even greater evil is waiting for them when

they get back. This is the new Michael B. Jordan film Sinners. I really don't like that title. Sinners. I wish we could go back to the 80s where that film would have been called like Sinners of Blood. Or like, you know, like something with like a little bit more meat on the bone, but like you're trying to be cool with a single word title and they just. Do you ever think about how there's only so many words and that we will run out of single word titles? Yes. He's so cute.

He's so hot. He's a snack. Yeah. Yeah. I know that's why he's the sexiest man alive. But I think that we might need to open up the latch and. But do you know the thing about him is that he's really hot. He's a great actor and it's all just a bit normal.

Yeah, like to like, like, where's the above of him? Yeah. Where's the like, what's weird about you? Like if I found out something really weird about him tomorrow, he'd be back on my list. But it's like at the as it stands. Like if I found out something really weird about him tomorrow, he'd be back on my list. But it's like at the mo- as it stands, I'm like, Yeah. Like, if he died in a vent, in a bunker, Like, gorgeous.

Then I'd be like, well now you have a reason to be here. Yeah. But I don't know that, yeah. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, I know. We tried. Sorry, Michael B. Michael B is leaving your bunker today.

So are we going to take it out? Are we going to put in a replacement sexiest man alive? I think we need to put a pin in it. Yeah. And come back to it at a later date. Unless you guys can think of a sexier man. Oh, Joe Manganiello. Let's put him in. Sexiest man. He's the werewolf from the thing. Yeah. I just don't know. I think we fall into the same issue. That's just sexiest man. Just kind of boring man. Boring man. No, he's hard. What about the... So we can't take out a strong and powerful black man in the industry and then put in a white man. True.

I think, you know, what about this year's winner? Who was this year's winner? So bad. Luigi. John Krasinski. Oh no, I'm not letting that John Krasinski in. You don't like Mr. Fantastic? I don't like that man at all. Oh, no. I hope he doesn't. He's sexy. He's man alive. He is sexy. I give him that. They're alive. Okay, I need to get a visual on this one too. You know from the office.

John Krasinski. He's from that quiet place. Yeah. I wish he'd stay there. He's very, he's very handsome. He is very handsome and he's with Emily Blunt. And apparently according to a blind item released on Des Moines, they're both horrible to waitstaff. Oh him. Yeah. Not horrible to waitstaff. Yeah. I don't like that. I know. I like Michael I could be Jordan better than him. You what? Now look up Joe Manganiello. Michael B. Jordan is definitely that sexy on that list. Yeah. Because they keep putting awkward men in like John Krasinski is like sexy in a like approachable nerdy man way, not in a sexy way. Like Paul Rudd kind of sexy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like approachable goes to the market. Like, but they don't have smolder. Yeah. And like a bit of like mystique.

But yeah, that's not like like rippling sexiness. Yeah. They're just like, yeah. Well, so yeah, that's it. Sorry. We did try, but Michael B. It was not for thee. Now, Sasha away. Now, I'll be the first girl to shossay away. And with that. Maybe. And with that... Maybe a bit... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa turn. And now it's your time. And now it's my turn to shine shine shine. Okay, um, which? So I'm doing my stock take now. Yeah. I wanted to ask, but like, I find it was okay, because you were suggesting to put

someone else in them, but I want to get rid of something. Yeah.? Let's have like make the case. Okay so we've put in Terry. Yeah. Erwin. Yeah. Great woman. Yeah. Oh. You know but I think it could be improved. Declan. Have you been to the Maya Christmas windows this year? Oh my god. Oh no. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. So the Maya Christmas windows this year is like,

a journey, you know, it's always like, a journey through the like polar land. Yes. With Louis or something. Yeah. This year it's a safari, a Christmas safari with the Irwins. Oh my God. Did you not know this? No. Yeah. The puppet animatronic things that are the Irwins are so demented.

Oh my God. They're pretty messed up. Oh no. How do you like, oh my God, I'm having a look now listener. And there is something so like. Oh, no. OK, listener, let me tell you what I'm seeing. They look like Team America, Team America, well, police style puppets, like mackets in these kind of like horrific scenes of like giant crocodiles and they're in like a little golf buggy. I would not be amused. But I had this thought when I first walked past and saw it and it like this thing overcame me of like I would love to go back to like my younger self and say like, did you know in 20 years that Steve Owens children are going to be made into like

these creepy animatronic dolls and be in the My Christmas Windows? Yeah. You would just never know that what was coming for this earth, right? Yeah. And yet here they are. What's the one with like, there's one where they're like, in a hospital or something. Yeah, they in a vet. Oh, or they like watching Steve path. Oh, my god. No, you're right. You shouldn't put that as a window. It'd be more of an oceanarium. It would be more of an oceanarium.

So you want to put these in? I think obviously they do belong in the bunker. Obviously. But yeah, you have to go to the city and see this. Will. Because the way they move as well is so... So scary. It's so weird. At what point in the like...

Jolting. The head heads like wobble. Yeah. Um, the thing that I find so unnerving about this is that like they would have spent, I reckon like for the artists or the fabricators who made this, probably like $50,000 or something ridiculous to be like, we need to hire Joe's puppets to make these five scenes and blah blah blah. Probably more than $50,000 to be honest, because they would just have an insane budget for these kinds of fit outs. And they would all be like, custom bust as like the woman who has like the glamorous small chain necklace who works at Maya windows?

And this is her project and I'm the project lead and we started in, we started in March actually and she gets like they open the box in front of her in the bowels of the building at Maya. And they're like, Stacey, what do you think? And she's like, I'm, I'll be right back. So I'm just getting a call. And then she goes to her office and just like sobs violently looking at her iPhone, which has a picture of the little Terry Irwin sculpted thing, knowing full well that she's created this atrocity.

Yeah. Like what? It's also just very like- Oh my god. To look at it and see the time and effort and love that has been poured into making these dolls but then that it's like Christmas with the Irwins and there's one missing like the one that made them all like someone yeah what's the Michael Jackson over it all yeah you know he's dead he died in the same like week, didn't he?

What's he doing? Steve? Steve, yeah. I feel like Heath and Steve happened really close together. I think Steve at least had like a quite like epic death. Yeah. Like it wasn't like a tragic, like it wasn't tragic in the sense that it was like. He was sick and he had. Yeah, sick or dying of like an overdose or something like that.

Instead, it was like, I doing what he. Yeah, like he was an accident, but he wouldn't have been anywhere else. And like, that was the thing. And he's kind of his legacy has guaranteed a lot more of attention being paid to like conservation in this country. Absolutely. So it's like it was kind of noble. Do you know what's funny about the Terry Irwin- It's kind of noble to get stabbed by a thing, right?

Is that the Terry Irwin autobiography. She said that like Steve like almost always talked about like he knew he was gonna die at some point. Like he knew he was gonna die young. I mean, it's- He's like literally- Could have picked it. Yeah, wrestling crocodiles. like he knew he was gonna die at some point, like he knew he was gonna die young. He's like, literally, yeah, wrestling crocodiles, prodding dangerous sea animals. I think I might die young. Yeah, and was always like, we're not gonna have kids. And then one day, like, he realized, like, he's like, we should have kids like now to keep like, but for the purpose of keeping the legacy of we should have kids like now to keep like but for the purpose of keeping the legacy of

conservation alive. But he wanted to have a son. And then when they had Bindi he was a bit like, she almost got thrown down the river. Yeah, throw into the crocodile. And it's funny now witnessing it how much he was joking, but he really meant it. Yeah. But Bindi's kind of stepped back a little bit from the spotlight. I feel like Bindi's having like a Nikki Webster kind of like journey. Oh, you think she'll be back on Zoo? Well, like, yeah. No, like, popped off at a young age and then kind of just like started to turn into this very average type of Australian woman

like Do you know what I mean? Like wait? Oh, you're just this one Like she's having a comeback. No, no, she just like kind of turns into this very misc kind of and Bob Well, he's on the apps. Oh yeah. Well, he, well, he was the only one in the wheel. I think so.

He was the host of I'm a Celebrity. Get me out of here. I'm a celebrity, the host of the ARIA awards. Wasn't he? He walked in Melbourne fashion week. Like this year has been his year. Like, no, I think he owns the Australian media landscape. Yeah. But he's then also turned out to be a hottie.

He's really hot. However, like the puppets, it's unnerving when he moves. You know what I mean? Like he's hot when you see a still photo and you're like, Oh, you're so hot. And then he starts going like, Hey, guys, I'm bumma bumma. And you're like, what I mean? Like he's hot when you see a still photo and you're like, oh, you're so hot. And then he starts going like, Hey guys, I'm bumma bumma bumma. And you're like, what is happening? I like, like, I like his like actual like animal content reels or whatever. Well, he really likes animals. Yeah. I'm like, I might have like you really lucked out with that.

Like his kids like sometimes your parents interests are not your own interests. No, I've never stood up on a surfboard and I never will. And for that you've ashamed your father. Yeah. What if like every time we have bitched about the girls at work. So that like is your mother. Yeah, what if every time the camera stops rolling though, it's like the smile vanishes and he's like get get it off, get it off, get it off.

I hope not. That would be so sad. That would be such a trapped life. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know that Terry would, she would want what she's got, which is a family that's all about that. But I don't know that she would push, that. Oh, maybe she's American. She

maybe she'd do the whole like, you don't have to do it. You don't have to. implication. Yeah. I think as well, though, like, when you are so ensconced in the lifestyle, like they were camping all the time and not camping in the way that any other family ever would, but like camping in a way where you really are kind of connected to something that not many human beings get to ever see with someone or a group of people who can tell you things about those things that would like genuinely blow your mind.

We're like, Oh, I like, I can't go back to normal life because no one else will understand how insane it is this like the natural world in a way that's presented to me. They give access to something that no one else does. way that's presented to me. Like you have access to something that no one else does. You know? Yeah.

So you just want to put the animatronic in? Yeah. I think if we get Terry out. And put her animatronic. No, I want the full Maya windows. Cause I think. Including like the nativity one at the end. Yeah. Oh, I hate how they always have an off-brand one that's so shit.

So it ruins the flow. Sorry. What? It's like, also Jesus. Yeah. Also Jesus was there. It wasn't all about Vivian. Excuse me? Fuck off. It's like, what?

At least make them the Irwins. Wait, is the Nativity one like not in the Irwin theme? No. No. There's always just like another one, one window over. Oh, that's like the same, like, see, you haven't even seen it. You didn't go that far. No, I didn't. You like all the way. I got to the end of the, um, Irwin story and said, well, thank you very much. No, you have to lie. There was a big line. So I just saw it from like, oh, I just like wore fast and like peaked and was like, what? Yeah. Hmm.

Yeah. I love shop windows being chic. Like I just think we need more shop window entertainment follies. Yeah. I hate that last one. That's not getting in. No. But the bunker scene, I mean the bunker, the safari scene is making it into the bunker.

So it's each one? Yeah. All right. I just think like what better way to like educate people who weren't there in the world, you know, when it died for them, for them to see five beautiful educational scenes about the world as presented by like a family of conservationists who obviously lost because nothing's been conserved now that the world is over. And it does feel nice to relieve Terry from looking at that stingray every day. Yes. Because that's kind of torturous. He puts

the stingray in. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. Okay. She's been through enough. Yeah. Oh, you're out. You're out girl. Out to the use. Bye bye. Enjoy your form while you can. Well, maybe her and Michael B can sort something out. Become a couple in the wastelands. The Adam and Eve of the new world. Michael B Erwin. Yeah. Hmm. I don't know. Hmm. Yeah. Maybe.

Look, you'll have to come back next week, let's know to see if we'll be telling the tale of Michael B. Jordan and Terry Erwin. As our hottest couple on the planet. On the burning blob planet. Oh my. Well, thank you so much. This has been your New Year's Day episode. It's a shorter one, but it's because we don't care. Oh my. Well, thank you so much.

This has been your New Year's Day episode. It's a shorter one, but it's because we don't care. But thank you so much and we'll be starting the year off, right? Yes. Very soon. Yeah. And thank you. Thank you so much and thank you for having me back.

Happy New Year. Happy New Year. What a gorgeous time. Yeah. I like that. Yeah. Well, happy new year everyone. 2025. Here it comes. Death to Everyone was recorded in Natural Habitat Studios by Matches. Our themes of the music was provided by Edie Centric and Angus Leslie. If you've got something to say to us, send it to us at deathtoeveryonepart.gmail.com. Oh, my dear Sir Paulus, please. At petro.com, say deathofheran.

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