Death To Everyone - Death To... Child Stars, Airlines & Shopping Centre Shops feat. Sabrina Babyslut

Episode Date: October 10, 2023

Welcome to "Death To Everyone!" Join your hosts Lazy Susan & Zelda Moon as they decide what should remain once the world arrives at its inevitable end. This week we're joined by the Dolmio girl herself, Sabrina Babyslut. Together we take a deep dive into shopping centre culture, the tragic lives of childstars and fly high with our favourite airlines...join us! Follow Sabrina IG: @babyslutxo Death To Everyone!!! Follow us, won't you? https://www.patreon.com/deathtoeveryone https://www.instagram.com/deathtoeveryonepod https://www.instagram.com/mslazysusan https://twitter.com/MsLazySusan https://www.instagram.com/zeldamoon https://twitter.com/zelda__moon Death To Everyone is recorded at Natural Habitat Studios by Matt Sheers. https://www.facebook.com/naturalhabitatstudios

Hello! Hello everyone, how are you doing today? Hi, how are you? Stunning, stunning. Except for you. Hello, my name is Lacey Susan. My name is Zelda Moon, and welcome to death to everyone oh i'm saying it this time oh okay no now you say no that's fine you've taken my moment how you doing good good very good i'm feeling light i'm feeling enthused i had a tiny slice of cheesecake at your mother's house. Yes for Pudi.

Yeah, it was quite good. Now. Yeah. We are here on this show to do one thing and one thing only. And that is to decide what is surviving the apocalypse. It's the end of the world. What's going into the bunker and what is being left out to fry and die. Now, normally we do this with just the two of us. On special occasions, we invite another celestial goddess of truth and beauty onto the show

to help us. Unfortunately, that celestial goddess wasn't available. So instead, we have the dankest bitch I know. Please welcome Miss Sabrina Baby Slut. Hi. instead we have the dankest bitch i know please welcome miss sabrina baby slut hi hello me love how are we going i'm so much better to have you here i feel like i'm auditioning to be like the blue beast to go to get to get into the spirit i blew my uber driver oh my god she has been known to do that god where is that man now and by that i mean benign girl every time i think about benign i just think of the video of her in the back of the car screaming

come on the tags i don't know that is like imprinted in my mind like oh i just assume that every time she performs, she's doing that. Oh, yeah. That's the good days. So, obviously, you are incredibly famous and well-renowned already. Of course. For those absolute freakazoid losers who don't know who you are. You're now a listening pool.

Yeah. These disgusting cretins. Can you explain a little bit about who you are what's your essence my name is sabrina and i'm pleased to be here um i am an international dancing diva of the world i am good at everything no i dj i um i've been doing drag since i was like seven years old pretty much i was there i saw literally i was in your basement sewing for you oh god um yeah so i've just been like djing drag since like 18 so i don't know just living that life and now you're what 58 what happened yeah

now i'm like 20 i need to paint you a picture of like, you know that girly world who like starts in the clubs when she's 17? I need you to think like Aquaria, like all of those. That is kind of the baby slut equivalency. Aquaria, you're sick. You're sick, Aquaria. Aquaria. Aquaria was 17 when she started in're sick, Aquaria. Aquaria.

Aquaria was 17 when she started in the clubs. Am I wrong, ladies and gentlemen? She was. No, she was. Okay, no, but that's what I was going to say. I'm working my way up to the best part of this scenario is that you are, like, incredibly renowned as, like, the DJ dancer, like, songstress, you know, she can dip, she can do the whole situation.

Honestly, I don't even like honestly i don't even know what i do anymore just like i just rock off and i'm like i don't know but she you know has a long gorgeous locks she works with california kate another gorgeous bitty like it's very stunning ladies however you are still the best kept secret of melbourne in the sense that no one knows truly my name oh my god no one knows what a deranged psychopath funny person that you are um i also feel like this is the debut of us actually being friends in public because everyone's like they just wouldn't assume that we'd be friends and i'm like we've been in the trenches together we've seen things and they were all the greyhound we've seen tasted heard all the five senses well what tell me how you met at a club so we were at so it's the

greyhound days back in the day there used to be a club called the greyhound which had just gone through some miami style renovations to become like a super club meaning it had a story high led wall and like mirrored surfaces everywhere and everything and so um we both started our journeys as young women some younger than others and we were entering a competition called drag net which is where they just drag a net through and find um the most beautiful sophisticated young women whatever what we'll categorize for like 17 year old me this was pretty much a vce yeah but truly though because you would like literally just started in the club wait like actually 17 no that was 18 like but like on the cut like you would literally i'm a cusp yeah but

then um we did the competition together and we were both like, yeah, I think we just had a very similar sense of humor backstage. And then also Baby Slut had to bear witness to me like being taught choreography and was like, what? Like what happened? Are you okay? I like block that out. Like I'm like, from what I remember, it was just so convoluted and there was like so much

happening at the same time. And then there was like people like leaking information. And then like, I remember what really happened is I feel like this is real, like deep tea drama that I don't think we've never even spoken about it ever. But like, originally I was coming back and then last minute and I was like speaking to Lazy. Do you remember this? This is the re-roll.

So we both got eliminated in the competition of course and like so you know it's not like one night of a competition it was like two months yeah where every weekend there'd be another heat of this competition so we both lost obviously we both went out in our very first time on stage literally and they were like actually you know what no more of this and then they were like there was a round where they're going to bring back someone. And then I heard through the managers of the bar people, and everyone was like, get ready. You're going to be. So I was speaking to Lazy, who was going to help me.

I was literally working on the visuals for Sabrina. Yeah. And we got to the day, and we were like, welcome back to the composition, Lazy. And I was like, fine, I'll fucking help this bitch, I guess. And it was truly like the the switch and then basically baby slut like helped me through the rest of the competition and then at the finale finale was trenches i was like okay so like i think like we were just like let's do as many reveals as possible and so baby slut sewed like eight revealing costumes out of this one bolt of

disgusting like rainbow australia fabric it was yeah it was just in my like front room just like sewing like there's like cotton drill with like rainbow printed australia's all over it god it was like ten dollars for the bolt what was i meant to do anything else i don't know what's happening but you just had an empty room in your house maybe someone moved out or something i walk in one day there's a sewing machine and she's like get to work get in there i just i wish i walk in going to hang out then i just hear like the doors lock behind me and i said hello the counter you're trapped. My, um, so I have like two favorite Sabrina memories. You're sick. I don't even know what they are.

I'm so stressed. The first is the Halloween video in the car park. Where, you explain. I'm just dancing. So I remember I like made it like this remix of halloween the theme song but like the real struggle was the songs in three four and then the song that i was mixing it was four four this is music theory stuff why are you saying awful words to me right now four four and i remember i was like what if i had a pumpkin mask, but instead of like the stem of a pumpkin,

what if it was like a really cheap green synthetic ponytail? So I'm like literally just wearing like a black bodysuit dancing in a garage. This was also, I was doing trivia on Chapel street or something at this time. And there was the car park of the gig. I said, I'm not getting in drag ties. So it's just at the car park after the gig. It like uh the car park of a hotel like a fancy hotel and i'm dressed lock the doors there she is again it was wendy williams trying to back out of her car what was

that i like sometimes i just have that music in my head. And then the other, which I would love the origin for, is just the Dolmio grin. How did it begin? My God. People just, I think a few people said it to me like privately, they were like, you look like Sofia from the Dolmio ads. Which if you are playing from overseas, there is a pasta sauce that has has these ads where like an italian

family completely made up of puppets um like are in like a real like italiana style kitchen like making pasta and like they get up to mischief but then the youngest daughter of this italian family is a brunette with these beautiful brown eyes. And pretty much like anyone with, this is like the Sabrina effect. You have to have a circle face. You have to have like these, like just these like lips that are just like oval. And then the thing that really people bring up

and I always get DMs about it being like, it's, it's, you just look dead in the eyes. And I'm like, that's why every, every time someone sees a puppet or like a Bratz doll or something, they'll tag me in it and be like, it's you. Because it's like the brown hair, the dead puppet eyes. And I'm like, okay, work.

But I live. It's so funny. The second you put like two raisins on a snowman and like a Brunette wig, it's like there she is. You put two googly eyes on a basketball and they're like, Sabrina, what are you doing here? You have a show coming up soon. You say people don't know who you are and yet they see you everywhere literally and like people would like bring me

like jars of domio but they would print like custom print the labels with my face on it and like i have so nice but anytime any would make pasta i would just get tagged in the story and i don't even like i, I love Dormier. I love the brand. I love what they do. I'm not a Dormier girl. Wow. What's your pasta sauce of choice?

I like Cabanara. They do a Cabanara. They do. But you can't get Cabanara. Like, you can't buy white sauce in a jar. Yeah, white sauce in a jar doesn't really. You've got to make the bechamel yourself. Yeah.

Bechamel. Zoe Bechamel. That's a beautiful name for a girl. Zoe Bechamel. I'm working on it. I'm working on a new bechamel yourself. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Bechamel. Zoe Bechamel. That's a beautiful name for a girl. Zoe Bechamel. I'm working on it. I'm working on a new Domino. Be Michelle. Be Michelle.

Be Lea Michelle. Well, you know what? If you ever, if you ever pick up a spawn with them, I will absolutely support it. Oh, absolutely. If Domino's listening, I love Jomio pasta sauce. I have it every night. We've all scrubbed this from the internet the second you get that contract truly um okay so well i'm sorry one sec i'm just having my domino pasta it's delicious i didn't know they did to go back uh every week we discuss um you know like what happens at the

end of the world and we pick the best of the best but it is your turn to tell us how will the world end this week? Oh, yeah. Oh. What's the apocalypse? We're going down. Two things. Baby Slut, before she came on, was like, I was like, oh, so have you ever been on a podcast before? And she's like, yeah, but the last one was at Nova, you know, the radio station.

I was like, huh, interesting. But I did do a little bit of research. We're at the Warner Brothers movie set lots right now. What do you mean? Who do you think? Warner Brothers NZ. The catering. That's who gave me the Dormier.

But yes. And then you were like, I also did listen to a little bit of the podcast, which I'm going to assume was a lie. No, I did. I did. But I don't think I listened to an episode with a guest some but i didn't want to be too prepared okay that's one thing yeah like with podcasts and with like bottoming you don't want to be too prepared huh how do you feel about zelda

sometimes i suppose it's better not to know roll the dice turn the lights off and pray so how are we gonna die how is the whole world gonna end you're gonna die which is inevitable um okay let's out of respect for vanessa hudgens let's say covid it came back covid came back and killed everyone yeah it came back and killed us all it won it won covid 2023 i miss covid sometimes i just have to say that what were you doing COVID came back and killed everyone. Yeah, it came back and killed us all. Oh, that's good. It won. It won. It won. COVID-20-23. I miss COVID sometimes. I just have to say that.

What were you doing during your COVID days? Still making new outfits. Sewing for you. Still waiting on those. I do think about that sometimes. I'm like, I don't think we're the same people at all that went into COVID. I just think like, life's too hard now. It's just.

Right. Everyone kind of is just like, if it's not, if it's not like relatively simple or easy or fun, they're kind of like, I don't know. Like I'm happy staying home now. Yeah. I've discovered new hobbies. Like what should I do?

That was such a 2020 answer of me. COVID. Jesus. Why'd I say that? We can go again if you want. What? i had to die okay if i had to die because i'm like finally the world's gonna end we're all jumping in front of trains like is that yeah yeah you can is that what we're doing oh you know what my brother recently told me that in singapore all the trains are run by robots or their programs or whatever i presume

it's a human-sized robot driving the train. Ah. But it means that there's no train driver, so everything's, like, super efficient and on time. So we could all die by jumping in front of a train in Singapore. Singapore is just Robots the Movie. Like, do you know with Amanda Bynes? We both have different touch points for that.

Hi. She's in it too. Robin Williams? Jackie O's in it. Do you know this? Jackie O? that she's in it too um robin williams jackie o's in it do you know this jackie o jackie o's in it so in every oh in every country in every country they would try and pull some of the um local talent for local talent i was just trying to think of it i was like she's not an actress jackie o not the wife of jf, if you're listening in America, but like local Bogan radio. Wife of Kyle Sandler. Co-host to like a shock jock.

What movie? Jackie O was in Robots. Robots. In Robots. Remember Robots, the animated film? Mr. Big, well, is that his name? Mr. Big something? And he has the dominoes.

And Fender is the the person and i'll get up a photo yeah it's a world where everyone's robots but also the best part of it so mel brooks is in it like iconic comedian director writer who did blazing saddles and like space balls and like you'll know it space jam ohly. But so the film is a complete fucking flop and it died. But in Mel Brooks's autobiography, he's talking about his legendary career that spans like literally 50 years. And then at the end, he's like, and I'm so excited to be in this new film. Roberts. It's so fantastically written.

Did it flop? In my mind, it was number one on the Billboard Hot 100s for millennia. So last week we did this. Aunt Fanny. Sorry, I could talk about this. Can we do a point? Let's change it, actually. We'll all become robots.

Robots over to the world. Well, last week we discussed which robot was going to make it into the bunker. Oh, that's cute. And robots, the film, didn't even come up once. You're sick. Okay, fine. We won't have robots. That robot that you kick and it still stands up.

How good is that? You know the real life robot with four legs that looks like a dog that they keep kicking? Like in... Sabrina doesn't know the robot. Jimmy Nutra. I'm a kind of clown canine. The challenge of today's episode will be bridging the gap between both of your knowledge bases. We have extremely different foundations, I think.

Yeah, well, it's- I don't like it. Jimmy Neutron? It's a TV show. I know, but why would you watch it? He has big hair. I do a Jimmy Neutron number. Yeah, but that's fine.

Put some respect on Jimmy Neut nutra so everyone is getting hit by trains it's caitlin jenna's train do you listen to nymphowars it's caitlin jenna's train she has a big train that goes up and down the coast um absolutely yeah i also do this thing where like i anything that i've ever heard in my life It's stored up here and I expect everyone to know it It's called memories They should write a song about that And put it in a musical called Cats So um

We're doing trains COVID trains? You tell me Let's do trains You said We can do trains if you want but stop Yeah I like trains It's fine, we can do trains if you want, but stop. Yeah, I like trains. That's funny. Yeah, gorgeous.

Like, how is it going to work? How is it going to hit everyone? Well, listen, I would have thought of that before I said it. Lazy's like, come to my gig, come to a gig. It's actually at Paran train station. You're sick. Why would you do that to all those people it's gonna be

I don't have the upper arm strength to push that many people there's something camp about like being tied to the train tracks and watching it coming okay

I don't know I don't know about you guys but if I'm like if I was tied to a train tracks I could get out I don't know what it is but I know I could I'll just like

think skinny thoughts and like and like get out and like slither out like a snake. Like an octopus can get through really small holes. Are you calling Sabrina an octopus? I like that. No, but just like, she's a dead eyed puppet.

How dare you? I've only got two legs and two arms, but I can get, I can add a few more. I'll sew some on. Okay. So what we're going to do is we're going to throw it all a break. And then when we're back, we're going to decide what's going in the bunker. All right, girls.

All love. And scene. And we're back. Hello. Hi. That was a really long break. Well, you were ravenously eating that pasta for so long. Yeah.

Oh, my gosh. There's creamy sauce everywhere. Oh, my gosh. It's so delicious. We had to get you a change of frock. Your whole dress was stained with pasta sauce and sticky hands. Not to bring it back to like death and like pasta sauce, but do you know there was a Twitter legend stating that Sophia,

like the person, her dad, Sophia's dad from Domio's. The puppet from the Domio ad, yes. Her dad died. Oh, like in the canon of the ads. I don't know if it was in the canon of the ads or something that just like a Twitter, a little Twitter something that happened in 2023. But I said, that's crazy. The same year my dad died isn't that scary it's kind of makes it kind of makes it wait just anything that happens to the domio family that family

happens to your family i don't know explains why i've been um wow okay speaking of pasta i guess sabrina yeah if you could fill a pool with any substance what would you fill it with oh my gosh excellent question there's so many i don't know if you guys do this but like i'll have one drink that i like consume for months and it's the only thing i can think about previously it was um previously it was we've we've been through so many stages what's it called um i'm trying to give them a shout lemon lime bitters mineral water and it was the only thing i would drink this up-and-coming brand shout out to lemon lime bitters mineral water wait so that's what you're filling the pool with or should i not it's water fits lemon lime bitters mineral water amazing Wait, so that's what you're filling the pool with? Or should I not? It's Waterfords Lemon Lime Bitters Mineral Water.

Amazing stuff. But right now I've moved on to Cocabella Coconut Water. Oh, I hate coconut water. It tastes like blood. I like it. It tastes like dirt. But like sweet watery dirt. Someone said it tasted like someone put the water in their mouth before giving it to you.

And I think that's, I envision that. Which I can confirm that's not what it tastes like why i think it does if someone's like mama bird to baby birding you that's like you know i haven't had i will like people have spat in my mouth but i haven't drank liters of it so i haven't drunk a pool's worth oh maybe i'll fill the pool with spit. Let's do that. Who spit? That's the trick. You need to not know. Oh. Oh.

Like the cum cubes. Of course. I must have missed that. Sabrina, have you ever? No. Do you watch the show Tamer? That's a good one. Put that on the soundboard.

There's no soundboard here as well. Oh, I'm working on it. Don't even get me started. Why? What sounds would be on the soundboard? The first thing that's going on the soundboard There's no soundboard here as well No I'm working on it Don't even get me started Why What sounds would be on the soundboard The first thing that's going on the soundboard is AIDS From what

Victoria Beckham's 73 questions Do you know when she Victoria Beckham screams at the The girl in the movie Is it in the movie Where like the girl's in the hospital bed They're like

We hope you feel better I hope And she screams at her To like wake her up Because she's in a coma In Sp world the movie so good oh my god vb she can do it all wow but she's not in the bunker but romeo beckham is yeah romeo is of course yeah why wouldn't he be yeah so you're filling the pool up wait romeo beckham not brooklyn becker yes see we didn't really know much about them when we talked about them why brooklyn over romeo um i don't know he's the only one that i follow oh thirsty yeah i think he's older is he he is romeo's just turned

18 romeo rome is in italy sofia dolmio i should probably be at romeo's dance shouldn't carry the one he's your brother yeah yeah well anyway on the way here i asked lazy that question and she said she would fill the pool what question oh my gosh i'm so sorry i'm gonna tangent it's like the one thing i'm gonna that's the one thing i'm like reliable at i'm gonna tangent what fucking pool you're like just two minutes ago i remember everything put up in my mind um yes and lazy said she would fill the pool with gold. Gold? Wait, I thought it was a liquid. Liquid gold?

Baby, you can make gold a liquid. It has a liquid state. Liquid gold. Or like liquid gold quotation marks. You want someone to piss in the pool. Fill it with piss. Who's piss? You can't know. That's the trick. Wow. Well, anyway, I would fill it with pasta.

Pasta's not a liquid. No, but it's something you could swim in. Imagine. But you said liquid. I thought we had restrictions to this. If someone said liquid, roll the fucking tapes. This mind remembers everything. Anyway, that's not even the first topic for discussion.

I just wanted to get to know you better. And spit is the answer. i think my lack of answer was actually getting to know me the most it's a worry it's a worry but the first topic for discussion tonight first topic is okay so am i allowed to swear oh my gosh i'm so sorry i've been swearing this whole time where do you think that you think we're going to offend our sponsors domio they know oh there's no sponsors so i've i've been eating simple meals prepared by green chef this whole week okay so the question is in the bunker at the end of times after everyone has been hit by a train um the the question is which mall shop like which shopping

mall shop will be in the bunker? Well, for anyone in Australia, which shopping center? Center. This was inspired by Who Weekly. If you listen, it's a better podcast than this. Oh. The magazine. Do they have a podcast?

No, she's obsessed with some podcasts. I want to drop my keys. But on the show Who Weekly, they were discussing what is like the who of mall shops but i think it's more important to discuss which mall shop is required after the apocalypse do we agree i like this oh well which shopping okay who's going first zelda you go okay so alvarna tight ship i came here took over and i said thanks for coming on my show by the end we're the guest oh my god um okay so growing up i grew up in rye on the morning to peninsula and of course the closest

uh and the closest shopping center was Rosebud Plaza. And there were a few things that I remember fondly from there. The first being the like video game section of the Kmart, which I recently tried to find pictures of and couldn't. But anyway. Why was that not preserved for all time on the internet? Way back machine me love. Why was that not preserved for all time on the internet? Wayback Machine, me love.

The other, which like is not my pick, is The Sanity. Because it was just like, it was like the place to go. Like the little CD shop? Yeah. Did they sell posters in there as well? A DVD? Oh, I think Sanity might have. Just don't be.

Funko Pop? No. Funko Pops? No. CDs. What CD were you purchasing over Sunday? I vividly remember purchasing the South Park movie album. Is that the first CD you ever bought? What was the first CD you ever got?

No, the first CD I ever bought was To Be A Master ever got no the first city i ever bought was to be a master the pokemon soundtrack of course um uh but no i remember buying it from that sanity and you couldn't they were like different versions one was like completely censored one was like semi censored and one was like not censored at all and i was permitted to get the one in between what we do when it's censored it's censored but it's not clean if that makes sense so they just kind of go over it or is it like the words are like instead of it was swear words they say no it was beeped okay yeah yeah yeah um which is much more camp that's good yeah i like that yeah but anyway sanity is not my pick my pick is wendy's because you can only find it in a shopping center. And it's the only place you can get a milkshake.

Yeah. Oh, the milkshake Wendy's. Yeah. Not Americana Wendy's. Our Wendy's. Distinct from American Wendy's. This is like hot dogs, milkshakes, and donuts with like sprinkles and frosting. Yeah.

But I don't like any of that. I just want the milkshake. I was a shaken dog girl all the way. That shaken dog deal. She's got it. Banana got it banana milkshake please oh was it banana was that an obsession for a while it was it was this okay give me a dog oh my god this really ties into my answer me love so okay i used to work at reject shop when i was a baby infant toddler child i was literally like 15 it was my first ever job first job like the 15 minute break the lunch break i didn't understand the concept of like one meal a day i would be 15 minute break full hour break half an hour break i'm at wendy's getting shaken dog oh you were like each time is an opportunity yeah literally take the edge up everyone's like like smoking a cigarette and i have

like a hot dog between my two fingers banana milkshake take the pain away it's good margaret like to my like because obviously when you're like working at reject shop it's you either 15 or you're 35 oh yeah like you're like 50 or something and it's like 15 or you're 35. Oh, yeah. Or you're like 50 or something. And it's like me with my 50-year-old friends, like, hey, Belinda, what's up? How are the kids? How's that divorce? And she's taking her like, do you know when like people smoke and jobs

and they're out every two minutes? Oh, yeah, yeah. Me, me with a shaken dog. So good, so good. And they knew you at Wendy's at that point, did they? Yeah, of course. They was giving like Kevin McAllister vibes. You were showing up.

Literally. You were like, hi, and and they're like where's your mom yeah i would i don't see me coming up and they'd say they'll be holding the banana shake and the hot dog and they say he gave me love and they'll give me a kiss on the cheek and say have fun at work it's a really fucked up version of like the start of beauty and the beast you're like beauty little shopping center that is sick but that yeah i guess my my answer would maybe be the reject shop so much of early baby slut era is defined by reject shop because you have this like you have a soccer mom car you always have had a soccer mom car and it's always well back in the day it was always filled to the brim with like because if i'm if i hit someone when i'm jabbing

i want them to go out immediately. Do you know what I mean? I don't want to half do it. You put them out of their misery. Yeah, put them out of their misery. Like if you hit somebody in a little... What are the small cars called? Suzuki Swift, like a little...

Suzuki Taylor Swift. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? They're just bouncing up the bonnet and they're in pain. My car, they're out. That's inhumane. This is deep. This is deep. This is deep.

If you went past a kangaroo half dead on the road, would you drive over its neck? No, that's not my business. She is on her own part. If I saw somebody drowning in the Hudson River, say, I would pray for them and I would continue. Yeah, well, that's fair. And I would wear a suit. Because if I wanted the money money i'd wear the suit yes your your the back of your sock mom car covered in blood mysteriously would um always be filled i had to go back me last the first time there was to be thick

there's two kickings i had to make sure the last thing they smelt was a banana thick shake from wendy's um and you're grinning dead eyes okay so there was always like a thousand and one trinkets that's like a reject shop solution to every one of life's problems at that point um and it was incredible because you did just have you had it all it was a reader shop is a way of life and you also ran that place i okay we need to address if you go into a reject shop and you only see 18 year olds they are are running the store, my love. I was 18 year olds. I was 18 years old.

I was an 18 year old running the store Saturday and Sunday. I was like literally me in charge being like to 45 year old people. Babe, you're on first window. Go. I knew the stock in and out. Because I also like back to my photographic memory, I would see one thing once and I'd be like, I know exactly where this is for the rest of my life.

Oh, my God. How long did you work there? She's still there now. One, two, three. Carry the four. Uh, um, 15. 16 comes next. 17, 18.

Maybe 19. Maybe 19 maybe maybe it was 18 maybe it was it was 19 i'm gonna say 19 you would pop up for like a casual little like shift they'd call you in once in a while after the drag started i think the regional manager had a crush on me because i would just message and be like hey me love got any shifts going? And I would get messages all over Melbourne being like, we need you right now. And we need you to be running the ship. Like it's, we need you running this like it's the Navy. And that I think is why you're so equipped for drag.

Because you know, you've dealt- I know where everything is in Reject Shop. Well, you've dealt with messy bitches before. You know how to yell at teenagers who are making minimum wage. Like, that's everything you need to do to bring a drag show together. I also listened to the second verse of Circus by Britney Spears, where she says, I run a tight shit. So right before I clock into a shift, I listened to that one line on loop.

Just, okay. Yeah, Reject Shop, Wendy's. and just okay um yeah reject shop wendy's oh also this is a really dark like embarrassing part of my mall history of shopping center history was that my first boyfriend worked at the warehouse which warehouse the one at knock city the warehouse the warehouse where everyone gets a bargain oh so it's like oh sorry i don't i don't i don't familiarize myself with the competition but in like a weird like real like i think like at that age which i was 16 oh my gosh you had a boyfriend at 16 it's also his uncle my uncle didn't have a job but no and then he um i was like one day we were like you know getting hot and heavy and i was like leave the uniform on because i thought that that was like the sexy thing that you did was like oh like that's a

firefighter or that's a doctor but i was like he's a warehouse employee and i made him like leave on the uniform as like some kind of proto king that's exceptionally sitting here mouth agape imagine that like i want you to really picture that i unfortunately am anyway that's my story so wait your choice is the warehouse no no no no no but that is the reason i'll be in therapy in a few years um thankfully they closed down they closed down now where am i getting a bargain reject shop if i'm looking for choccy coins i'll go to the reject i'll tell you what riddick shop sells um banana lollies and do they um and a lot of backyard ornaments

yes they love some doodads yeah for sure stickers that don't really look like they should be stickers my least favorite thing stickers that don't really stick yeah and um off-brand chips late no they have like the um new zealand chips they have like lays now, you're like now? I'm representing the brand? Yeah. I don't know. I like every time it gets to Christmas time is when I started working. I really get like the flashbacks and I'm like, oh, I miss her. Jesus.

I need to go back. I need to restock some Sprite flavored TikTok. I just love Christmas stock and merchandise. Don't you? I do. I do. Although I was a hospital girl. i never worked in retail like you too where did you work uh well i work now in retail yeah okay which one which shop

why why aren't you riding or dying for god they're paying your bills oh they're fine you said i'm gonna put i want sanity what about the one literally letting you feed this week oh boring boring also you can they're not exclusively in shopping centers where else are they like on the strip they're just out in shop oh i guess like in the cbds they're just like yeah what shop do you want. Okay. So obviously there's a few great options. I love What's New. Way back machine. Honorable mention. What's New is like Hot Topic if you're in America.

Where are you going to get that little electric ball or a lava lamp? Yeah. Plasma ball or your bad taste bears. Little ceramic bears that are like up to no good. Big posters. National Geographic. I have a really traumatizing memory at Watson. I ran up to somebody who was not my dad,

grabbed his hat. I said, why are you leaving? My dad was still in the shop. Wait, as a bit to the guy? I was a baby. They all look the same to me.

Like, like these 30 year old men. I was just like, dad, look the same to me. Like these 30-year-old men. I was just like, dad, where are you going? If you're going to sell in shopping centers and you want to sell sex toys, you can only have 10% of your stock be considered sex toys. Oh, that's cool. So what's new? This is something I learned because my friend Tristan used to work at Sexyland. And because Se sexy land kept trying to like segue into the shopping

center market imagine they were pipped to the post by honey burdett and honey burdett is like the upscale lingerie for the gal and like a victoria's secret but they have like vibrators and stuff at the back they have little bullets here and there yeah but speaking about everybody's going to die, a little bullet. A little bullet. Oh, my. Anyway. The What's New had 10% at the back. No, just this. No, no.

Just about. What bullet? No. No, like a little vibrators that call bullets. Yeah, but what's her story about one? We've got one in right now. We've got one for Curtin. He's at home on the app. Everyone stop talking.

You'll hear a light buzz. No, it's not really my story to tell. But a friend of mine was dating this guy who had just like a very hungry asshole. And he was, I'm so, we also like, matt is not in the sound booth right now no we have a second special guest and we're just like absolutely traumatizing you right now and i'm so sorry no i'm loving these secrets he's like he's leaving this place homophobic yeah came in open arms very like happy to see us and i was like never gonna look at you the same way.

After I've heard about the spit pool. And the cum cube. So let's pick up at the hungry arsehole. Thank you, Sam. Thank you. This straight guy trying to pick up a hungry arsehole. You're sick. I see what you're doing.

I'd like to know more. Just I'm curious. So his friend, Gal gal pal had just gotten back from sexpo the sex expert and she was like oh and i got this little bullet key chain that's like a fun novelty item and he was looking at this and his hungry ass girl was like little shop like food moon wait is he is it his, girlfriend or just like his, oh. No, so it was a gay couple. Okay. My friend and his boyfriend with the hungry asshole.

And then they're like, gal pal. Okay. Oh, so just like platonic friend. Platonic friend. And then he was like, over the dinner, just like, it was like staring at him and he was like. It's all the lazy Susan he spins around. at him and he was like it's all the lazy susan he spins around anyway so suddenly he goes to the bathroom and then comes back and he's like um we have to go to his boyfriend and he's like what

what's happening he's like we have to go and then they like go home and he's like like in the car on the way home he's like it's inside because he's like wanted to like i don't know test it out but then his asshole was like and then it was inside of him and they couldn't get it out it was gone it was in the abyss and then it was a vital organ to her yeah she couldn't live without it assimilating were the keys attached i don't think so hopefully not but like how did he steal it no i think it was just like just the piece i think yeah but like wouldn't it be on the counter like over there yes i think like went walked via there to the bathroom but like you think about like a horny bottom they they're powerful you

see that little horny bottom at the dinner table, Matilda, looking at it. The vibrator's coming towards her with mind powers. It's true. The asshole is doing most of the work. It's the gravitational pull me love. And so they're like sitting there like in the bedroom, like trying to like get the flashlight and like do like the- Flashlight.

The descent number two or whatever. And then all they can hear is just like from the depths like this it's still vibrating and so it's a little tamagotchi up in there it needs to be fed and so he's like like having a panic attack because he can't sleep or think about anything other than this, like, it's vibrating from deep within, like very alien. Yeah. And then they had to go to the hospital, like, at three in the morning because he was just like,

I'm not going to pass this. The bed was shaking. They couldn't get any sleep. And the friend was like, locked out of her house. And so then they went to the... So you guys haven't seen my keys? And so then they went and they took it out of him. So did they ever tell the friend?

How did they get it out? I think they just use like forceps to open you up and then they just like get a glove. C-section? Yeah. I'm having mine out at May the 1st. My bullet is a platinum gate this poor diva was just like oh that's weird i wonder where that thing went and she had no idea yeah yeah wow but like that girl's if if he's stealing a bullet you know like she's used to

anything that's dick-shaped missing in her house she's like i had a calippo in the fridge have you seen it just a sugary drip on the floor i don't like lippers they're gross um so what's new is definitely a contender um and i mean like i love a kmart but they're very like freestanding although when you're a bogan in the suburbs I don't know because we're from the same area but the 24 hour Kmart

was like a ride like there was like it'd be like late at night and your friend's mum would be like if you guys are good we'll go to the

24 hour Kmart have you guys been to any other state not these bitches don't have 24 hour Kmarts I like go there and I'm like where am I supposed to go at 1145?

And I need hot glue gun, hot glue, hot glue little sticks. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know how I lived without like a one o'clock K-Mart visit. There's like, there's a few of them, but like majority of the time I'll be in a different state and I'll be like, what do you mean? Everything closes at 5 PM Eastern standard. Why would i even

come to cooper pd if there wasn't going to be fucking glue sticks here um but yeah when you feel like the thwop thwop thwop of your bare ass feet on that kmart floor it's one in the morning the bare feet oh absolutely i love that and then you like get that burn from the floor and in summer when everyone goes to the pool and they go straight to Kmart, obviously. Why wouldn't they? Well, these are our cultural landmarks, institutions. It's like we used to have churches. Yeah.

Now we have Kmart. 24 hours. We have lay-by. Yeah. Churches should be 24 hours. They are in movies. It's so stupid. They should be.

I've never been to a church, but I'm sure it's great. I don't think you're allowed in. Actually, I went there for a wedding, but I don't think that counts. I never went to a service. What other shops were contenders? I think Essential Beauty is great for getting a last minute piercing that's going to get infected. What's Essential Beauty? Essential Beauty.

It's where you could get a $10 piercing. Is it still around? I don't think so. I think there was 16-year like there was like 16 year olds giving other 16 year olds piercings with like rusted needles like it was like a sore challenge this is so like nostalgical this episode i'm hearing off your tree off your tree is spooky ooky it's dark-sided that was more like for the stoners essential beauty was for like skanks okay like hot skanks okay what other

so pray but like they've like rebranded to be like preppy now but like i want old school so pray one of my favorite memories of shopping center um benign girl was that i was like so she's at the break on the tags i was going to meet benign girl and like we were going to just do a quick shop because we had a gig and we needed some like matching jewels. And then I was like walking and I see Benign and I'm like waving and she doesn't wave back. And I'm like, oh, she hasn't seen me. And then I'm like, Benign, Benign. And she's like, doesn't like, and then she's like power walking.

And I'm like, Benign, Benign. And she's like, don't, don't. I just was in the LaVisa and I robbed them blind. LaVisas were meant to be robbed. The prices are actually too high. Yeah. So yeah, take whatever you want. I think so too.

Yeah, the prices are just a suggestion. They're an idea. Oh my God. Like the only time you go in there is when they give you the little bags and they say pick 75 things and you'll pay $10. And then that's it.

Do you know when they do that? They like pick 10 things for $10. Like in the clearance sales, but like they're all obviously not the best pieces. They're not the most beautiful pieces. Not the pieces. Little stud earrings. And there's like, it's like 10 for like 20 bucks or something. Wow.

Or something like that. Like that's the only time you'll go in there. Unless you are desperate. Yeah. But I think you should still honestly do it. I have had the misfortune of going into an eb games before that's beautiful that's sacred i don't like it who's curating the eb games it's gross the lighting is too bright all those sales stickers everywhere that they think are iconic are disgusting none of the packages are on the

shelves because they're accusing us already of being thieves i like it why what is the like the the stocking arranging of like it's like a disney thing and a jack skellington thing and like a pokemon thing there's something about a jack skeleton girl like you see her you see a jack skeleton girl and you're like oh you like jack skeleton and we're gonna hear about it um in this town we call home but i was a jack skellington girl don't get me wrong the movie and their music is amazing but no elfman what's his name danny danny elfman but that was before it came to merge and yeah the hot topic of vacation where you saw like emily emily the strange she fucked shit up Ariana Grande just up as the little skeleton from it

did she she did and that's really cool anyway if we are opening I think the shop in the bunker needs to be abandoned

because I'm not bringing the staff in oh we need to have someone to staff it who's gonna staff it no it's self-serve me love yes I think I think haunted relic of okay so are we picking a closed down one well no but we'll take

it in and then we can have one 15 year old called courtney who does all the shifts okay just so that we can all say that legally blunt yeah that's good yeah um so what shop okay so i'm gonna say i'm just gonna go back to what's new you can't go past what's new i do like what's new think of the zane back when you couldn't get jack skellington things i gotta rep for my girl though you could live off reject shop food garden. Three categories of life. Literally. The five major food groups. And on that, I will say, if I had to pick out of your two, I'm going to go for, because I was not much of a seedy girl.

I was a lime wire girl. You look like a seedy. I was a. Why didn't you pick sanity? What? I picked Wendy. Oh, you did? But then why the hell you keep talking about Sanity?

You called Lacey a CD 45 times. If you put two fucking dots on that CD, people would be calling it Baby Slut. I hope you know. Literally. Literally. And if they like a little, just a little brown hair around the sides. Yeah, a little weft. One tuft.

Okay, so Wendy's is a bit of a hard one. What's your order from Wendy's? Have we spoken about this? Yes. It's just the Flakeshank. Just the Flakeshank? You're not eating? Like a milkshake isn't an order.

That's just like a little treat. That's just like a little treat. I've never felt so invisible on my own podcast. No, because now you're saying it, I'm like hearing it again. But like, if I'm saying, babe, what's your order? Babe, what's your order? And you say flake shake and I say and, yes and. No, because I'm vegetarian.

Wendy's doesn't care about that. Donuts. French fries. They have French fries? They have donuts? They definitely have donuts. Look, clearly we're not across the Wendy's menu We can't be opening up our own Wendy's menu Hey Siri

Wendy's menu Wendy's is going to be so fucking pissed Because Wendy's America is about to open up a shit ton of Wendy's here Have you been to Wendy's America? Yeah it's good It's okay They've got square patties Yeah it's okay

Like I've only been to the one in New Zealand So it's not American Wendy's, it's New Zealand Wendy's. Well, they care about your health in New Zealand. Yeah, it's kind of just like similar to Hungoo Jack's from what I've seen. Yeah, yeah. I can't talk about shopping centers anymore. What are we putting in? I'm going to say I'm going to go with Reject Shop

because I've used it more in my life. Well, I don't care, so I'll say that too. What if I just threw in a wild card Something we haven't spoken about yet No Reject Shop I'm going to ride or die And you're going to go in there and it's going to be me It's going to be 18 year old me Baby Slug

You have to be the slug I'll be in the bunker and you'll be like come on let's go And you'll just see my leg shackles You actually can't leave The Reject Shop Courtney you're fired yeah no corny corny works at wendy's take a break forever if i'm being in the internal reject shop there needs to be an internal wendy's fitting me to get my little

oh you won't do it yeah so you i guess i guess if you two pick reject shop and i pick wendy's i think we got a deal deal that this is a lot of infrastructure going in i think i think like if baby slots in that's fantastic and i think we need courtney so you have someone to boss around because that's the performance yeah yeah dinner and a show yeah but if she won't work without a banana milkshake and a hot dog we need a wendy's no one's working yeah and courtney works there as well i think we might have to stock some bullets but only 10 so we can 10 sex toys so we can stay in the shopping center so courtney's been upskilled so that she can work the machine at wendy's as well

yeah she's got two jobs supervisor hybrid i like the idea that courtney is like constantly like covered in bandages and she's like i fell in a shredder like she's just like the milkshake machine took a tough to my hair out my god I'm picturing like uh on a busy day it's boxing day they're short-staffed that's what I'm picturing this girl wet dripping into the milkshake yeah she is flustered flabbergasted and she's running in between Wendy's and Rego shop. And she loves Jack Skellington. To cover my 15 minute breaks that go for two hours. I'm savoring the milkshake, me love. My last point is that I think that it is fully stocked,

like new store opening, and that's it. And once. It's never getting another shipment. We just did stock take, me love. Yeah. So as people start to come and purchase with their, I don't know. You have to move the stock around to make it seem full. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And then and then in you know in future wait so it's not like there's no

permanently in my mind this is like made up so it can just be permanently full um we're not running some kind of fantasy league we're making it like you need the discount section and if it's just freshly open there's no discount section yeah but with time also people will bring stuff back for quality control issues. Of course, because it's the Reject Shop. And Courtney can start fascinating, like making little Reject Shop items.

True. Once we sell through all the stock, she'll be manufacturing as well. Like a sticky tape opened up packaging together. I wove this dog toy out of my hair. It's time for a break. Okay, let's take a break. We'll see you soon.

And scene. And we're back. Hello. With Sabrina Babeson. It's me. We didn't even ask Sam what he would have put in. Oh, what would you have put in, Sam? Oh, hey. Sorry, just going to take you off mute there.

I was literally just Googling stores right now just in case. So we're up to H at the moment. So I'm just literally looking at Hoyt's thinking, no, not that. Hoyt's is cute. It would be, but if we're stopping, like you were saying before, and that's all the movies. Yeah. I don't think now is the time.

Is there anything out at the moment that we want to... Oh, yes. What else do we need besides Bobby? Yeah, okay, fair enough. Maybe Hoyt's then. What... Okay, maybe the more appropriate question is, what's your order from Wendy's? What's yours, Lizzie?

We haven't even heard yours. This is... Oh, my God. Turmoil. Go on. I don't think I've your order from Wendy's? What's yours, Lazy? We haven't even heard yours. This is turmoil. Go on. I don't think I've ever ordered from Wendy's. Oh, you think you're better than us. Oh, wow. Have you ever had a milkshake? Yes, yes.

What's your milkshake order? Carla? I don't think I've ordered a milkshake since... You're giving... Straight people always give like spider energy. You like a spider, don't you? I can hear it in your voice. I was, you know what?

I don't know if it's worse, but I was going to say blue heaven. I was going to say blue heaven. Oh my God. Should have said it. Get on the registry boys. That's cute. No, I think that's. Am I the only person who's ever ordered food from Wendy's in her life?

No. Okay. The thing that I would order from Wendy's and like will still order from Wendy's is a chocolate like iced donut with sprinkles on top. I don't believe they do donut. Like I honestly, someone get me a photo of a donut Wendy. But I also feel like they're like too big and round. What? She's right here.

And if you put, okay, you get that donut, you get that donut, put two little googly eyes on it and a little, and a little brown icing around the top. It's me. Two Smarties. Actually, I think Wendy's would not know about the existence of M&M's. They would only know about Smarties. That's so donut king coded. Oh, true.

The donut king is the other Wendy's. That's yeah. She and Wendy's. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, it is so important that we get on to the very next one which is uh child stars child we can have but one child star in the bunker yeah and now i'd like you baby slut to kick us off by your your suggestion oh okay um a little bit of a

curveball i haven't thought about it but my heart my heart says john bononé jamboné ramsey is that another child star or like she was i don't think she was on like oh does it need to be a tv child star no listen i don't want to tell you how to live your life um jamboné ramsey okay um maybe someone from dance moms then maddie maybe jojo i love jojo um know. Jojo Siwa? Yeah. I feel like we're going to have to do Jojo. She's Miss Capitalism. She invented late stage capitalism. She can have a store in the, she can have the store in the Bunker Mall. She probably does.

She's like Spirit Halloween. She just pops up places and is like. She can have a side pony. That's it. But like, what about Bobo? We need pet accessories. Bobo? Her dog.

I presume what you're saying is fact. And that's quite funny. Dance Moms is a beautiful show. Bobo? Jojo, Bobo. Jojo and Bobo. Yeah. Wow.

What type of dog? A small one. Oh. And where's Bose? Oh, Bo as in B-O-B-O-U. I just thought B-O-B-O. Stop playing. You know that I'm known for the Bo.

I'm worried as well for her future, but she seems quite down to earth. And I like any young woman that sounds like she's been like a pack a day smoker for her whole life. I live. They heard that woman's voice, that little girl's voice, 10 years old. She said, you're going to be a vocalist. Hello. She is Lesbona, right? Yeah. They heard that woman's voice, that little girl's voice, 10 years old. She said, you're going to be a vocalist. Hello. She is Lesbana, right? Yeah.

Yeah. Great. Love that. Yeah. We should have known all the rainbow bows. Interesting. We'll pop that on mute for a second. Pop Jojo on ice.

Wait. Might happen. No, I think she's avoided that. I think she's not going to be on ice. be she's a pure soul do lesbians do ice if you're a lesbian who does ice please call in yeah let us know um on ice what child do you want in the bunker child star i don't want any of these hack fucking on nobody's children um i mean there's a case to be made for a lot of them but i have a particular like i love the girlies that were like the side friends on kids tv shows on disney channel yeah they had

like such a distinct energy because it was like they were never going to be famous famous they were never going to be the selena gomez or the miley cyrus but they were always going to be the side friend wait should we should we have a guess of who we think she's talking about if she's like a like a side character friend from disney channel is it if you think that like zelda moon knows for even a second because Because I swear to God, if it's Harper from Wizards of Waverly Place. You mean my drag inspiration for all that I do. So on the show, Wizards of Waverly Place. Is it? Yes.

I knew when you started talking, she said side friend, who's a little quirky. I said, you are so... I can't believe I guessed that. I don't know what you are so i can't believe i guessed that i don't know what you are saying so there's a show about wizards who live in waverly place in new york city and um they like run a sub shop that looks like a subway station sub is sandwich not oh not you kind of sub how old are these should that's's entirely inappropriate. Go on. But 10% of the menu.

So Selena Gomez, a young burgeoning star fresh off her hit time in Barney, comes on the show as the sassy middle child. And she has a friend named Harper. And Harper's whole thing is that she's quirky. a friend named harper and harper's whole thing is that she's quirky and they dress her up like a fucking like a pride parade float in every episode to the extent that they will like put her in just a plain smock dress and then glue rubber ducks to it and call it a day i'm like i okay you say this but i had a tweet that went semi-viral and it was literally like, you think your life is stressful? Imagine being the actress who plays Harper going to a costume fitting.

But like truly, like imagine trying to like develop as a young woman in Hollywood, like find yourself, find your identity next to like the radiant heat of selena gomez's burning like burgeoning career and then you're just this like other thing and they're like get in the lobster outfit you know like and you're like respect on harper she has a harp is bizarre that's her magazine obviously and she has a podcast now with the dad from the show didn't the dad have like or something he did have like and nudes or something? He did have leak nudes. And I did look at them. Was he hot? No.

No. Oh. But he, him and like, he's like in his fifties and she's like now in her thirties, I guess. And they have a podcast together where none of the original like main stars of Wizards of Waverly Place will come back and talk to them. And they just complain about that every week. I always hit on TikTok. They're like, we couldn't get Selena. We reached out to Selena.

Selena doesn't take our calls. Oh my God. But I feel like you're saying she's not a star. She was a star. But child star means you're still a star. That is the opposite of what it means to be a child star. In fact, it means that you're probably not a star that is the opposite of what it means to be a child star in fact it means that you're probably not a star now oh you know no because like child star is like you burn

child star's friend you burn bright and then your light goes out in this example isn't selena the child star she was one of the child stars of this show. She was a child starring in a TV show. Well, my pick is Elijah Wood. Not because I care about him as a child star, but because I care about Lord of the Rings. Who's Elijah Wood? What? Oh my gosh.

I'll let you guys- Hey Siri, Elijah Wood. What do you mean? Who is that? I don't really care about boys. Elijah Jordan Wood is a great actor and producer. He is best known for his portrayal of Frodo Baggins in the Lord of the Rings film trilogy.

Mama Glitchin. An unexpected journey. Why is your phone talking like that? That's never happened in my life. I bet. Because I badmouthed that robot film. She got a bullet in her too. Yeah.

Oh, so it's like that. It's Lord of the, it's the ring from Lord of the Ring. It's like the main one. She plays the ring. It's the Lord. Do you wear wigs? That's like his discography to me. Do you wear wigs?

Do you know wigs? Do you know that video? No. Fine, I'll get it up. I'm like, ah! Oh, my God. Sponsored content. So, Elijah Wood was a child star in Flipper?

Maybe. Yeah, he was. But also, I feel like you're missing the point. It can't be that you like his adult work. Yeah, because he's a child star. You're terrible. I'm going to throw you out out onto in front of a train may i may i play a tiktok please go ahead this is him this is what i know him from

i have very big eyes very big blue eyes i love this video this is the reason why you are successful and famous um big blue this is the extended cut, I guess. No I have not Will you wear wigs? Maybe When will you wear wigs? That's it I mean that needs to be the audio playing at Molly's these days We need to put that on the soundboard When we get it I like that Guys we're actually having a GoFundMe to get these guys a soundboard

Soundboard please I need buttons present The whole world is a soundboard I hear music the world is my music Björk my favorite child star obviously she is a child star she was a child

she was a star's child so when you like the celebrity they can be a child star no but she was like you knew her work from when she was a child she was on Islok of course she worked at wendy's do you not have a favorite child star elijah wood that you like them for their child

work for their child labor maybe alex mack oh see that's a child star i don't even know her name. But she burnt bright and died. Do they have to die? She died in like a spiritual sense. Who's a good child star? No. Who's a good child? What about the kid in Aliens? Yes.

And she only did one movie. What's her name? Drew Barrymore in E.T. Is that a child star? That's a child star. Yeah. Well, it depends on at what point you ask. You haven't even seen the film that he's in as a child. I That's a child star. That is, yeah. Well, it depends on at what point you ask Blaise. You haven't even seen the film that he's in as a child.

I've seen Flipper. What did I say? What was your favorite line from Flipper? Is he in Flipper or Free Willy? What was your favorite line from Flipper? My prank dance. Okay. So your selection is? Jojo. Jojo. Jojo. Your selection is JoJo.

JoJo. JoJo. Your selection is Frodo. Elijah Wood. And my selection is Harper from Wizards of Waverly Place. What's her government name again? Jennifer Stone, wasn't it? Jennifer Stone.

Jennifer Stone. Yeah, we need to figure that out. Let's not put in Elijah Wood. I love Elijah Wood, but no. Is he going to be weird? Actually, I think he does good stuff these days. I think he funded a horror film. Yeah, he does.

He's just a bit of a pretentious music guy. Elijah Wood is. Yeah. I like a lot of his musical taste, but he's quite like, oh, you don't know like... Abba? Like... I don't know how elijah wood feels about abba but yeah he's just a little bit pretentious actually you know who turned out to be i was listening to jeanette mccurdy's book i'm glad my mom died of course incredible book so fucked up the child

star thing is really fucked up and hideous and her mother was like super evangelical christian no they were mormons and she like gave her daughter an eating disorder and was like her daughter an eating disorder and then she like was just thinking up raps yeah that's my drag race rap um but then she like taught her daughter how to count um calories and she's like come and sit with mommy. We'll count calories. It'll be our little secret. Oh my God. But in that whole story, when she was on iCarly,

the only sane person in her life was Carly herself. Randy Cosgrove. Yeah. Everyone thought I looked like Freddie when I was a child. That's true. Yeah, it's the eyes. Turns out Freddie was just a basketball with googly eyes. Yeah, literally.

So yeah, Miranda Cosgrove sounds like a queen as well, but she's too well put together to go in the bunker. I love her. Like when she covered Sugar Babes, love that. Mr. DJ Daddy Argonaut, play that track. Does DJ Daddy Argonaut appreciate that you've officially changed the entire trajectory of his life by calling him that every time you're on the stage?

Like, I don't want to take credit. I really don't want to take credit. All I'm going to say is that after the very first Hey Henny, My Thursday Night Show, he said, why do you keep calling me DJ Daddy Argonaut? He was like, this isn't a thing. And I said, it is now, me love. Buckle up.

You're going to be a star one day. I'm taking you places. This is, of course, at Circuit on Smith Street where you can catch our dear friend. 103 Smith Street, I believe. Babby Slut in one of her incredible production shows where she does Jimmy Neutron, among other fan faves. Of course. iCarly.

Do you do iCarly? Lord of the Rings. I'm kidding. No, we don't. You just play clips from this. Do you do iCarly? Lord of the Rings. I'm kidding. You just play clips from this podcast? I know everything about Elijah Wood, of course. Let's put Argonaut in instead of one of these losers. Can you get Argonaut in this chair? Also, when we walked in, I walked in, she said, that's your chair.

I said, that chair's ugly. Swap. I'm so sorry. It's on my ride out. Cute chair. Cute chair where I can put my little feet up next to me. swap I'm so sorry it's on my write out cute chair cute chair where I can put my little feet

up next to me like I sit I sit permanently Ariana Grande my everything um I'm classically trained

okay I'm gonna say let's just call it a day we'll let the guest have Jojo I think Jojo Jojo's good value

and you know and we've gone way over time we've been speaking for three hours. Okay, right. Okay. So we'll be right back after this. And yeah, you can. Does Jojo have a catchphrase?

Say the catchphrase. Hey, what's up you guys? Wait, I don't know. She always says that. I feel like that's close enough. That is true. But I feel like her catchphrase is just Abby saying, Jojo. Have you learned nothing?

Okay. We'll be right back. And welcome back, everyone. Hi, how are you? We're here chatting with living demon doll Sabrina Babyslut. Hello, how are we? She took my chair. I did. No.

Now, as is tradition, when we have a guest on the pod, they lead the discussion for the third subject. So Sabrina, what are we talking about? I kind of misunderstood the question so i kind of had to like think about it differently i just had i had a topic in my heart i had a mission statement and a topic in my heart and i needed it to be expressed so i'm gonna word it like this just to talk about what i love okay what airline would be in the bunker okay this is like i think that you have to like there's a certain level of fame that um that like drag queens get to where they start bitching about airlines do you have you noticed this yeah i live that's you if you're not a diamond diva or a platinum

diva don't talk to me well and like you see it on the america american drag race all the time where they're like i had to deal with delta today and i'm delta diamond like what the fuck delta lost the luggage every single time they lost it i've never had luggage those little twinks digging through that bag they said they said hi hi miss drag queen what if what if your little wig went missing and i just saw carla from bankstown do her first complaining about expose first expose on an airline and i was like wow she's really made it i i stand by color 110 of the time do you want to summarize to zelda moon what happened to carla from bankstown i don't remember what happened i just i saw i I saw venom coming from her mouth and I said, I agree.

She saw that she was foaming and ready to go. No, so basically Carla was flying with Virgin. Virgin. Yeah. Virgin. And then they were like massively, massively delayed. Don't get me started. Oh my God.

And they were trying to like tell her like, it's going to be okay. We all want to go home, babe. And then she was like by the way gronks if you call me baby i don't even care i'm not going that way like she's like you are working here i am just trying to go on my vacation so yeah bro speaking of actually this this oh my gosh i'm feeling venomous this sunday this is like also like i can't like i'm about to diss this place and then be like actually this is who i want in the bunker um virgin i was getting ready i had a gig so i was like i was just gonna get ready fly there do

the gig fly back of course why wouldn't i and then I was getting ready. And then at 10 o'clock, I just checked the app and they said, flight canceled. I said, what's up, me love? Flight canceled. And so I get to the, I try to call them. It says, there's a one hour wait. And I said, only for the phone to try and organize it. So I'm like, oh, it's pandemonium mayhem. It's the ride.

It's the ride from dream world pandemonium. So I immediately hop in the car go to the airport and i say i need to get on any flight to queensland any flight to any anywhere in queensland for my gig which i'm like i'm very lucky because we're djing it was me and kelly yeah kelly went up the day before oh thank god which i'm like she went up to have like a little girls weekend which i'm like i imagine because we usually just fly up on the day. But when I got there, every flight was canceled besides two. They need to treat your DJ doer, the Jawbreakers, like the recipe for Coke. Like you can't ever be in the same place at the same time.

Like the two halves of the recipe. Like in Charlie's Angels, when they have to keep the two people with the rings at different places. The two rings. Or like, you know, the people designated survivor. Callie was the designated survivor. You can't have everyone in the White House in the same place. That being said, if I had to pick an airline, Virgin's going in. I'm so sorry. They could

kill me and stump on my throat. If I'm, I get points, I'm using them. Do you use your Virgin points? Yes, I do. And then, okay, I'm a point collector. Collecting points, collecting frequent flyer velocity points is a lifestyle.

If I spend a dollar, if I spend one dollar and I don't get a point, I'm angry. So that's like might be an issue with both Wendy's and the reject shops. No reward program. A hundred percent. So what was the last thing you got with your points? Well, I'm going to buy my flights from a little holiday later this year where are you gonna go gold coast of course the gc baby i said i want to go anywhere in the queensland and they're really good at doing that apparently they can get me any time pandemonium here you come

literally but um yeah if i spend a dollar and i don't get points from it i'm angry i hate i don't have any points programs but also it's like i'm not when i was talking about drag queens that have ascended to that place in their career i am very purposefully saying i am not at that place in my career because if we need to go somewhere you're still catching fucking boats me and zelda are getting in a car and driving for 14 hours together you're so like you're like i need a very big cardboard cake cut out and i just that you just can't cloak that in the virgin loud describing the last two years of our lives and i know it and i know i know you are so have you ever hired an rv oh my god i have when i was traveling but no um not for a tour

not for a gig oh my gosh it's beautiful but flying i i love to fly it's like so camp and fun i hate it but like it's like i love the experience of sitting there and having someone like wait on you it's so like fabulous they're like coming to give you water and stuff no i hate everything about flying um you just went on a big trip in my dreams i can fly oh Oh, I just hate the tray. And then you have so much collateral and packaging. And it's like, oh, God, where do I? Now I have to wait for the person to come in. No, also just leave me alone.

Anyway, but my pick, which I can't remember the airline. But when I was 16, I went on a trip to Italia. I think we arrived in Rome and then we took a domestic flight to Venice and we kind of started in Venice and then traveled back. And that flight was like a local, like Italian airline. And it was the single most like genuinely terrifying experience of my life. Those little, when you do like the mini trips from like to a state, to a state that's not really like a state state.

And it's like they put you on like a little shuttle bus. It was like the walls of that airplane were about like as thick as that piece of glass. Like it was like, it's like the airplane or the helicopter rather in Jurassic Park. So you didn't like that? Well. You like the feeling. You're describing an experience you hate and you said and put that one in the bunker i am because that seems appropriate yeah because you death to everyone

it's the podcast model exactly um and it's like you feel alive but i i like i feel some real relief on an airplane especially in that kind of situation because you have no control over your life i had a dream if we're going down yeah if it's going down i will die and there is not a single thing i can do to stop it so i'm so relaxed i don't get why people are so obsessed like if you die on a plane number one incredibly rare so you're kind of special um it's going to be covered by the news which by the way your death most likely will not which is not very chic like when you choke in your home on some dip you're not like in the news so it's like at least you're dying in a dramatic way and it's a way that we've all as a culture decided is like the death we're going to talk about the most so it's every time you board a plane they're like by the way you could die here today and it's like no other point in your life

are they like when you get on that ladder you will die or like today. And it's like no other point in your life are they like, when you get on that ladder, you will die. Or like whatever. So it's like quite chic because it's like the only death that is like so famous and so talked about and so in every movie that it's like, what? You think you deserve better than dying with a group of people as well? You don't die alone? Ugh. And it's instant.

PR stunt, PR stunt. The plane crashes, but everyone survives. You go missing. Then it's instant pr stunt pr stunt the plane crashes but everyone survives you go missing then it's your face everywhere they're talking about you i i want to be the smoke monster well there was that girl the smoke monster her and her and the smokers it was christmas eve a woman and her mother she was like 16 at the time were flying over the amazon rainforest because her parents by themselves scientists no she's sitting next to her mother, she was like 16 at the time, were flying over the Amazon rainforest because her parents were scientists. By themselves? No, she was sitting next to her mother. And she is a small plane. They're going through a storm.

The plane gets hit by lightning, I believe. Oh, of course. It starts to break apart, like opens up. And she, her chair gets sucked out of the plane. The plane goes on crashes. She wakes up in the canopy of the rainforest in the middle of the amazon rainforest barefoot like no one shoe 16 and has to find her way back out of the amazon rainforest and at one point she's walking through she's getting

destroyed by mosquitoes the rains are here everything's happening like wading through these torrential like rivers could have died at any point by any number of means and at one point finds like one of the chairs from the the plane lodged in the mud and with two people still sitting in it upside down with their feet just sticking out their entire torsos covered by mud the entire situation situation. Wizard of Oz. She makes it out, book deal. Movies. She's got it all. Was it called One Shoe? Dorothy, like the red shoes under the house in Wizard of Oz.

Yeah, if there was a gay guy, he's like, you know what? We're going to make this an analogy. Wizard of Oz. Honestly, though, if that was me, my mom put me on the plane. I'm not doing all that walking. I have one follow-up question question What sound do you think she made When she was sucked out of the Ah

Oh my god This is it Wait the plate's falling apart She's like explaining She's explaining plot in the movie Yeah yeah yeah that's good that's good maybe we should take that plane is that an airline not anymore um but yeah the other thing is like i love like emirates like the uniform the ones that take care of back in the days of the good uniforms the good uniforms what's a good uniforms where they like have to be really strict and force force women to wear like quite chic pencil skirts

where's your louboutin so kate's yeah um yeah that arch is disgusting also like all um flight attendants are getting like irradiated by being in the sky so often i couldn't my skin oh my gosh i feel like my skin will be so dry after that. Truly though. Those girls, those girls pop into Sephora, they say just a bridal trial, and then go immediately on the flight and they start serving the girls. I remember getting on a plane with my sister and we were flying to America and then we had like two seats either side of us. We were in like a center seat and I was like, Emma this is gonna be the best day of my life because whoever sits next to me it's gonna be my new best friend because we

have 21 hours you're my nightmare passenger my sister was like you truly are a fucking nightmare and then the guy that sat next to me was a uh leader of a he was doing a trip to israel like birthright with a bunch of young jewish kids um and he was like you know a 28 year old guy named Brandon sat next to me we got on like a house on fire we still wish each other happy birthday every year oh my god how we laughed and laughed and my sister was like why am I in this movie I need to leave but oh my god it was so fun that happened to me but with Baba like Baba Abba but Baba the Abba tribute group Baba me baba either side of me and i said we're a tribute group and i'm like cool i'm a drag crew dj what's up and the most awkward like cool okay

we're having like a they were trying to like anything no i think kelly was doing a lot of the talking you put your headphones on the thing about it is callie is the girl that would just start a conversation with him on a plane callie is cartman and i'm kenny like jumper around my face just that little like kenny glory hall you're like um ma'am can i get these people moved i'm quite happy here but move them literally they were lovely um they wake up at a 10 let's just say that they wake up 10 i think if you're gonna be in an abbot tribute band you've got to stay at a 10 because if reality sleeps in for even a second it's over for you oh my god okay so an airline for the bunker yeah what do we think well i think if you're happy to keep collecting your points in the afterlife at your reject shop job, getting on a plane that doesn't go anywhere,

sitting and complaining, then I'm happy for you to do that. But Courtney has to work it as well because we're not letting more people in today. No, no, no. She's all the flight attendants and the pilot. She's in front of her feet and you're still yelling at her alone on that plane. You know what?

The gremlin from the bait bus has a part-time job there as well yeah he is bait bus yeah bait bus is in the bunker by the way like what kind of bunker we've run in 10 okay virgin bait bus but i'm on my owls sorry guys Sorry, guys. They're like moaning. They're like, ah! They're swarming. Wait, what's Audio Guy's name?

Would you go on the bait bus? Sam. Sam. Sam, would you go on the bait bus? Look, there's not much to do left. If it's the apocalypse, we're trying everything. Sam, I don't know if you know what the bait bus is. Google.com, me love.

It's the end of the world. I'll go tell him if he won't find out. Oh, my God. There you go. Okay, cool. Just a quick question. Do you like dick and cock? He's Googling right now.

I'm so sorry, Sam. You can tell Matt. Okay. He thinks it's about fishing. Yeah. I don't know about that. Maybe can we just bring the, like, virgin reward system in instead of, like, virgin airlines? Of course. There's no way of.

No, that's good. You can't cash out the points, but that drives morale. You can just keep accruing. And maybe they've got a partnership with Reject Shop. They have a partnership with Flybuys. Yeah. Did you say Flybuys? Yeah.

They do. So every thousand Flybuy points you get, that's 500 velocity points. Yeah. Well, then, okay, how about this? We just have a ticker board showing places that don't exist anymore. Yes. And all of the flights are virgin. And little luggage carousel below that.

Courtney operating it, getting out of it. Courtney's there. Courtney with the headphones, like, head covers on. She's also sometimes holding those things. Yeah, she's landing the plane. Good work, Courtney. Okay, Sabrina. Hey.

The guest also gets a bonus. You're just making up roles now. No, no, no. We've established the canon. We're playing World of Warcraft. You just added a new Lauren. Yeah. I mean, we could talk about that.

You can't pick up or down. No, the guest gets to put something in the bunker. For free without judgment. Could be anything you want. So, for example, Benign Girl put in nail clippers. Because she... What kind? Ones that have the accessory that you can like dig out the...

Dig out? The little hook. Oh, that thing. For getting in the crevices. I thought that was a nail file. Isn't it usually a nail file? It's a nail file with a hook. Oh, that thing. Getting in the crevices. I thought that was a nail file. Isn't it usually a nail file? It's a nail file with a hook. It does both.

But we're not here to talk about Benign Girl and what she wants. No. What are you bringing to the bunker day one? Oh my God. Knowing now that you're going to be locked down there for all eternity. I know it's like hypothetical, but this is so serious to me. Hypothetical? Yeah, I don't know what she's talking

to get the train ready um maybe i'll do you guys maybe i'll bring my laptop so i can play roblox to pass the time great great i think so okay just a laptop what kind of laptop is it a macbook pro space green i do like space gray. Should I? Maybe something. What's something that's like. No, that'll be your legacy. We're going to talk about it after you've gone off this show. Oh, okay. Yeah.

And we'll be like, you know, she brought in a Space Gray MacBook Pro. Maybe I'll bring on a 42 inch clip on ponytail. Perfect. If it's my legacy. Maybe a jar of Dormio. Can I bring a few things? We'll have Dormio in the reject shop. We'll check out the nail clippers.

I'll put some more stuff in. We'll make some room. So you bring a clip-in ponytail. We'll do clip-on ponytail. Okay, yeah. Are we going to hang it from the roof? I heard. Courtney snatched ponytail.

Every girl in this village, every girl in the bunker has the tightest ponytail mind grain perfect that is all I needed to hear that's perfect well listen you've come on this show

and we appreciate that thank you everything past that point no thank you so much for joining us here on Death to Everyone Baby Slut

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