Death To Everyone - Death To... Energy Drinks, Fashion Designers & The Golden Globes

Episode Date: January 7, 2025

Hello Listener, Join us this week as we discuss the very important subjects of energy drinks, fashion designers and The Golden Globe award winners. x

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Are you taking your dog, Jonesy, for a walk? Watch out, Jonesy might get off lead and run amok at the duck pond. And get swept up by a pelican. And you might come back from a bush with a limp because he ran through some spiky ivy. Oh. Yeah. Jonesy ivy. Oh, yeah. Jonesy come back now Jonesy Jonesy mother needs you.

I was listening to you the whole time. Or maybe you're doing the dishes scrub and you've just put on a load of washing. Hmm. Do you know that's a rude question to ask. What? Um, I was going to say, do you separate your? I separate my whites. Yeah.

And I hand wash my tides. You hand wash your tides? It's my new era. What do you mean? Well, because I keep getting ladders in my stockings. And then I was like on the book website, you know, Capizio pantyhose without any runs. And I was reading the Capizio help section. It was like, do not machine wash your Capizio pantyhose.

Hand wash and dry. Hand wash. Yeah. Well, I mean, I suppose that makes sense. And I also, cause they keep wearing white shirts for drag. So I have to hand wash the colors to get the makeup out each time. The preen. Yeah.

No, I use the Sade one to soap. That's so good. It's so good. I just, you know what I want more than anything? Well, we have more than most things, really. I want one of those scrubber pans that the women used to go down to the river with. Yes! That has the like ridges in tin. Because do you know what? They were under something. It's really

hard to do that with your hand. Speaking of bending over with a flat object next to water, I think it's so evil and stupid that they like sprinkle gold dust at fucking... Sovereign Hill. Yeah. For those international listeners, we have like a, what would you call it? Like a historical village, like set up play acting, old timey gold rush days. And you can go panning for gold in the river.

Cause that there was gold in that river. Yeah, but not anymore. Now it's a lie. I think there still is gold. Yeah, because they put it in. There's little specks floating down. I do, because they, I think like swilling around for the gold flex is quite fabulous. I think when I see people do it, I'm like, you're letting it all go, but they're not.

But they're not, they're in control. I'd love to understand control. But also I hate that it's such a lie. Why? Because it's not, you're not actually discovering it. But they're discovering it in like the way that it was discovered. Also they're like, what specs get alive? Yeah, little specs in a river. Yeah.

No. What else could you be doing with that time? Exactly. If you're going to visit somewhere like out country-esque. Ballarat. Go to Hearsville Sentry. I want to go there. I've never been.

I want to see that Birds of Prey exhibition again. Have you been there? Of course. I grew up in fucking Upway. I've never been. Notable person from Upway. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've all seen the Wikipedia page.

The Wikipedia article where I am notable person, Rory Sloan, take note. Yeah, so you might be looking up Wikipedia and listening to this podcast. Well, you remember when we almost had that gig at the Four Pillars distillery in Lilydale? Yes. That's like a stone's throw from Healesville. Sanctuary? Yes. So if we'd gotten that gig, we could have stayed overnight and then gone up to Healesville. Sanctuary? Yes. So if we'd gotten that gig,

we could have stayed overnight and then gone up to Healesville Sanctuary. So maybe you should send an email to them and ask them if they want us. Do they have us? Yeah. Yeah, they should have had us. Why didn't they?

Yeah, I can't remember. I mean, we did lots of other stuff for them. They still wear those socks. Anyway, welcome to Death to Everyone. This is a show where two celestial goddesses decide what is going to be kept from all of human society in our doomsday bunker and what can be left to the deserted wasteland. To burn and be forgotten. And every week we have a distinct and unusual apocalypse And this week is no different. Yes.

Um, and what's your name? I'm Lazy Susan. And I'm Zalamoone. And driving our space car in outer space is Matt Shares. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

New year, new me. Listen. Wait, what was that? Happy new year. What is new you Matt? What is it? What are you bringing into new year? Um, I think just like a, just like a fresh energy, certainly not clarity of thought.

I don't know much of that anymore. It's all murky up there. Yeah. Yeah. No, but I think, um, yeah, glad to see the end of 2024. I think it was a bit of a weird year. You think? Yeah. No, but I think, um, yeah, glad to see the end of 2024. I think it was a bit of a weird year. You think? Yeah.

Well, I was just driving around in space all year. Yeah, that's right. The celestial void, you know, some, some years you see a planet. Most years it's just the dark. And no one can hear you scream. You know, well, cause there's so much of space is not anything. There's a different, yeah. True.

You know, if you're near a planet, that's quite rare. Just a vacuum. Yeah. It's just a lot of space. When you see one, it's like, oh, nice. Yeah. Did I tell you about that oval dwarf planet? No.

Oh, who is he? Do you know about this? When did you mean it? Does anyone know about this? Oval dwarf? We have a dwarf planet in our solar system. Not in our solar system. in our solar system yeah bitch and it's an oval shape why did we let that oval why why i don't know why

but you know does it have moons nothing i don't think it's a planet honey yes like why dwarf planet a dwarf planet dwarf planets near me. Dwarf planet's near me. Dwarf planet's near me. What's its name again? It's H. Haumea. Haumea? It's oval-shaped! Like how oval? It's like an egg.

Like, yeah. Like it looks like an egg. Yeah. Easter planet. Where Jesus lives forever. Who would have thought? Look at this bitch. Okay, Zelda's show.

Oh my God. Like, it is like a giant spinning egg. It's so cool. And it spins on its like, like long side. It does it all. I don't know that I'm believing that. Have you always doubted science? I do.

Yeah. You know what? Science is the art of doubt. Okay. And what's happening in your life? Darling. Okay, so we're recording this episode tomorrow. I'm flying to the UK to go to DragCon UK. And, and so I've just been prepping.

I've been prepping. I got back from, from break, got back from New Year's. We did our New Year's gig on Aubrey afloat, which was quite the commotion. I loved it. It was fabulous, but it was also chaotic. Um, and I have this issue now where I now feel like I need to like dress up nice if I'm going out and drag. Oh, I know.

It's terrible because of fucking drag race. Like that person said about your arms. I know someone posted a photo of me on Reddit and they were like, I mean, everyone was lovely. And then one person was like, why don't you shave her arms? And I was like, eat my asshole. Also unshaven. Yes. Yes.

You know what? If you don't have that much hair of my whole. Yeah. No, not yet. What? Shave that for later. So anyway, and then I went out to Yaya's and I had a gig at Yaya's for Thursday. And I got there and I'd like, I didn't know what to wear. So I wore my little makeover challenge outfit and had like a little white shirt. She-devil?

No, no, no. Oh, makeover challenge, sorry. And then I like ran out of the house with some crystal clackers and I was like, oh, I'm here. And I ran all the way through to the dressing room. And then I went, cause I was like, I'm not gonna put the shoes on yet.

Oh no, what happened? I was at my car and then I like pulled the crystal clackers out because I've been dropped off and they were both left side of the foot crystal clackers. And I was like, excuse me? And I like, they just, they must have fallen down and sat together because there's two sets that are quite near each other in the little shoe area. And so I picked them both up without really thinking.

And so I was like, I actually just don't have shoes to wear tonight. Two left shoes. So I had to run through Yaya's barefoot up to the dressing room. And then I was like, I need to borrow some shoes. And then thankfully De Lancais had these like thigh high glittery boots, which were lovely, but they didn't suit my outfit.

And then I saw pictures from the night and I just looked crazy. I looked insane and I just hated everything. And someone was shooting me from the back where like the corset was like holding the fat in and then it was like spilling over the top and then the white shirt was like clinging to it and I was like why am I seeing this? Yeah and now I'm just like super like I just can't do drag anymore because it used to be easy because I didn't care. Yeah. And now I'm like, oh, someone's got to post this. Do I have to talk about this? Do I have to answer for this?

I'm just no. Yeah. Well. So yes. I mean, well, I mean, live your truth. I'd rather not. Okay. I'd like to live in a lie.

Thank you. A good looking lie. Yeah, just your truth. I'd rather not. Okay. I'd like to live in a lie. Thank you. A good looking lie. Yeah. Just smocks. Smocks. Yeah. Yeah.

Anyway, how are you? Yeah, fine. Um, what's happening in your life? What's been going on? In my life. I was sick as heard on the last two episodes, but now I'm so much better. She went from coughing to iced coffee. And did you get replaced over New Year's?

What? Did you like replace your skin over New Year's like a lizard? Ooh, I've emerged from the cocoon. Well, no, I'd love to say that I like had time to, I don't know, improve in the last two weeks, but I would hate to lie. Do you think you are going to improve this year or devolve? No, I think it's an improvement year. Was last year an improving year?

Yeah. Was the year before that? No. Oh, really? That was a step back. Yeah. 2024 was good. Well, really? I don't think. That was a step back. 2024 was good. Well, I'm trying.

Trying? Mostly like friendships. I think friendships are really hard to maintain doing this because like- Doing the pod? No, doing drag. Like, it's just- Yes, the drag we're wearing. It's just like, I really do find it a challenge.

Like friends will come to gigs, which is not the time to socialize because you, there's 200 people there that all want to talk to you. So you can't actually have a conversation with anyone. True. And then the next day you're exhausted. So you don't want to do anything. And then we've got, well, I've got like full-time work as well. So it's like, so much of the time is either like prep for drag, the actual drag, or being

exhausted from the drag. And it is hard because I'm also not very social. So like, the times where I'm feeling social are usually then taken up by gigs or whatever. So anyway, I tried last year to be a better friend and I think this year I will continue to try to just be like a better friend. Yeah. I also think like friendships later in life. But I think like friendships later in life.

Later in life bitch, you're not geriatric. Yeah, but like when you're at uni you see the same people every single day. And like, that's part of your friendship circle. But like, I mean, I'm friends with the people at work, but also like being a manager at work is really isolating because you can't be too close to them. Yeah. So you might have to fire them. Yeah.

Well, yeah. We'll be like, Teresa, those are the wrong colored socks. And I've had it. We've had this conversation before and now here we are and I'm telling you about the socks again. Anyway, how was your boyfriend? Yeah. So like that sucks.

So it's like, I don't know, it's just like hard sometimes. So I tried to do more of that last year and I will endeavor to try to do more of that this year. Well bravissima. Yeah. But the last two weeks, none of it. I've been a shut in. But you know what?

My garden is really coming together. I've been planting my hydrangeas. I like most of the front yard. What are you planting? Is it planting for hydrangeas at the moment? No, but it's like, they just gotta get in. They just gotta get in. This is gonna get in.

So they're in. Okay. And that's good. Next year will be great. Well, make sure you keep them watered. And yes. Don't you worry about that. Then I've got like my Nuna's like tomatoes coming up.

That's exciting. That is exciting. No, it's good. I just like, I'm enjoying the like the house. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah. So that's what I've been up to.

Chic. 2025. Thinking about how difficult it is to maintain friendships. Yeah. I think it's better to just not. Don't tend the garden. It's so bizarre because I love being by myself, but then I hate how lonely it is. Finally there's a way to change that. Death? Death.

Oh my God, I had my first death panic the other night. It happened? At which point? What? Like, you know, I used to have really crippling anxiety about death. Did you? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All through my childhood. Really like big panic attacks and that sort of thing. And then I just never, like, and then one day, like something switched off in my brain and I was like, I just don't care. Like, I'm like, oh well, that's that. Like, I'm like, oh, well, that's that. Like, it was like I was suddenly at home with it. And then the other night, I was just lying there,

and then it just like hit me, and I was like, ah, you know when like the crystalline reality of death really like appears to you? And you're like, one day on, next day, abyss. Yeah. Yeah. And that was like, I was like, oh, what do I do? And I was like, nothing you can do.

Where do I go? There's no way you can go. Yeah. And then I like went to sleep. Watched some TikToks and went to sleep. Oh my. Do you know what helps with death? Anxiety.

TikTok? Doing shallow things. Yeah. That's why shallowness is an underrated coping mechanism. Like shallow people, sometimes the most shallow people, it's as a result of deep trauma. I also think that shallow content is great after a horror movie. Yes. If you're spooked, because you're like a demon can't get me if, you know, like,

Kim's lost an earring in the ocean. As you've said in the past, I can't die to Papa Natalya. Yeah, exactly. Repainting dolls. Yeah, that's safety. Yeah. Fine. Okay, let's dive into the apocalypse.

Yes, you go. Okay. Okay. I would like to do the tomorrow when the war, no, not tomorrow when the war began. The day after tomorrow apocalypse. Remember that? Yes.

Yeah, it was that the geothermal rift that supplied the EU with warm weather stopped or something. And that happens freezing in the UK, right? And then as a result, a lot of British people come and flood, as like refugees, environmental refugees, come and flood the rest of the world. And they start working in like high-profile jobs, like nuclear power plants, right? But because they have like thick accents, no one can understand them. So like, Jeff, just no matter what you do, you just don't press that green button. And he's like, all right then, I don't know then, then, then.

And then they press the green button because they don't understand each other. Yeah. Yeah. So it's miscommunication and then a nuclear fallout as a result of a really strong Liverpool accent. Romeo. He's fine. Yeah. Romeo Beckham alive. Mel. Rest.

Found dead. Yeah. Yeah. Shit. Yeah. That's good. You like that? I like that. Okay. Anything to do with that British accent's good. You like that? I like that.

Okay. Anything to do with that British accent. Yeah. You know I'm gonna like that. Scouse. What? Scouse. What's that?

Scouse. What's scouse? I don't know, scousey babe. I'm about to go to the UK. I've got to like... It's a type of... It's one of the accents. Yeah.

It's one of the... It's like a region, isn't it? Actually speaking of, we do need to speak on it, but very sad news about the Vivian. Yes. So this just happened today. The news broke that Viv has... That is fucking crazy. It's actually just like, I mean, it was like, it's that when young, young drag queens die, like from the kind of

drag race era, you're just like, this is not meant to happen. These people are meant to just kind of live forever. It was like a chichi de vain. You're like, what the fuck do you mean? Yeah. It's very like, cause the joke is always like how old RuPaul is, right? And like, obviously old people die first. Except for when they don't.

Yeah, it is. And also just like, what a fucking legend. I mean, it's one of those weird things where you're like, like I was watching like people post about the Vivians legacy. And it's so weird to have your legacy not be like, you know, I built a monument and, you know, wrote several books. And then, you know, like, it's kind of like when you live a kind of clownish, undignified life, then when you die,

they have to like set those clownish activities to like sad music. Yeah. And they're like, goodbye, Vale. And then it's like, hello, I'm Vale, la la la la. You know? Or like, yeah, pictures of her like drunk in an alley with another drag queen. I'm going to shove that in my dick hole. And then you're like, oh.

Like, gosh, she'll be missed. Yeah. But actually though. But actually, because it's like, she was probably the best. So even like, amongst the funniest, like her and Monet in that, like their Netflix stuff was so genuinely funny. Yes. Crazy. It's crazy.

I'm interested to see what the tone is at DragCon UK and I hopefully they do something to honor her. They'll have to make a little moment. Yeah. Yeah. Shame. Yeah. Crazy. Shwell on that note.

Yeah. We're going to take a little break and then we'll be back and we'll get into this week's topics. To love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to love, to if you support us at Patreon, you can gain access to. Thank you. We had some fabulous suggestions for topics because I'm sick of looking at my list. I have this huge list and I'm sick of them all and we haven't even talked about them yet. So we have some fresh topics and I suppose I should have written down who suggested each

one, but whatever. Why don't you make up a name? Oh, this is from Susanna Hill. Oh, Susanna. Thank you so much. A long time supporter, Susanna. Oh my gosh. She was there from the start.

I hope the colus, colusectomy has gone well. Yes. Which energy drink is going into the bunker? Zyada, what do you think about energy drinks? So I hated them for a really long time. Well, just speak on it. I associated them with people who bullied me. You know, like, oh, you also hated like, Red Bull gives you wings.

That like art style was so ugly. It's kind of like a semi loony. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, and I just didn't like the way it was animated because it was obviously like on a computer, but it was like sketchy. I was like, that's not how sketches look.

I think they were hand-drawn animation. No. So ugly. I guess you hate hand-drawn animation. You want that industry to die. Oh my God. You like that Dodo. Connect yourself with Dodo.

That shitty 3D. Anyway, I just so ugly. So that was that. And then I don't know. Like, but then I also was like scared of it because like, it's like, oh, it just sounds so intense or whatever. Like, I can't go for Taurine. Like what?

But then I got over it and realized who cares. Also, I hated like Jägerbombs. Oh, like Jägerbom culture. I like, do you know what I like and miss? Like potion culture from clubs. Because the Jägerbomb at least had a process. Tequila at least has a process. And like what are we processing now?

There's no like drink du jour that has like a fun silly process. Like you've got to put this with that and then you can drink it. Whereas like nowadays it's just like, there you go. There's your hard solar. Do people's to do Jager bomb? Oh, if you went out with like a fun loser. Yeah. Yeah. He's going on a pub crawl. Wouldn't the barkeep be like, no, I mean, what is this?

Just fucking energy drink with a bit of Jager. Yeah. Who cares? What a cool, like, I mean, Jager, they really sorted their shit out. Mm. You like that? Yeah. I love it.

I mean, it's like, get your brand a signature way of drinking it, you know? Mm-hmm. Yes. Okay. So there was that. And it was all like very like Red Bull heavy. Mm. Then I now have like this friend of a friend in Perth who's like super

hot, who is obsessed with Monster. So that makes me like Monster. Wait, who's this friend of a friend that's super hot? I'll show you. Oh, he's so hot. I will have shown you before. Probably. The Monster can is too big. It's so thick, but it only makes you think like, I suppose the dick must be of equal size. Who is thinking? That's a crazy thing to think about.

No, it's not. What do you mean? Who thought of that? Why are we here? Isn't that what everyone thinks? Is that how big your dick is? But it's so... Wait.

Drinking that tiny drink. The Red Bull? The Red Bull? how big your dick is. Wait! Drinking that tiny drink. The Red Bull? That dainty little slim can? The beginning of the slim can. Yes. Then, but now you can also get like thick dick Red Bull in like the thick can.

That's a lot. But yeah, anyway, that guy's hot and he likes that drink. So now I like that drink. So you didn't drink them originally because bullies drank them and now hot guys drink them. Now I think everyone drinks them. Yeah. Like who cares? Whatever. And I don't know. I don't really have too many other thoughts about energy drinks. What do you think?

Well, I think V has not been spoken about. You don't think that those thick cans remind you of like a thick dick? No, they remind me of like, um, like a sticky mouse pad or something. Like someone with like, um, RGB light up keyboard. I just hate it. And like there's no speed at which you could drink that drink where it would remain icy cold in the bottom of it. True. So it's like I think of this syrupy warm concoction that they're like swilling down and then ashing into at the end of that. Because that's why the OG like Red Bull size is quite good.

It's just like, yeah, that's probably the max that you need. Yeah. Yeah. Also, I'm like, I think that as a culture, we need to get to like intensity going up, not volume. I hate like a coffee shop. So they're like, do you want a giant, like fucking bucket of coffee? And I'm like, do you want a giant fucking bucket of coffee? And I'm like, no, I'd like a really strong coffee, but I'd like the same volume of liquid. And I think that's like, if you want a really like monster strong version, I'd love for Red Bull to just turn up the intensity on their drink. You know?

Is that crazy? No? I don't know. I don't know. But yes, I mean bottoms up and the devil laughs. True. Monster is the sign of the devil. Yes. What are the other ones? There's like V, Red Bull, Monster. V. No. I love the green. I love green, but I don't like V. I love metallic green. I think like a friend, like I knew someone who was like V obsessed, like would like- V has lost its market share though, I'd say. Mama, who is getting V? If I saw V, you could probably only get it at like an amphole.

Yeah. I mean that's like, you couldn't get it at a 7-Eleven, you could get it at an amphole. Or Red Rooster, they'd sell V. Oh! Like, you know, booty boo meets booty boo. Yeah. Um, but I think there's something charming. I mean, it's obviously an Australian energy drink, right?

I dunno. Right? I dunno. Okay. Monster. Oh, rock star. Oh no. I've never in my life.

No. Never in my life. No. Okay. Well, are we counting Baraka? No. Like, because that that supposedly gives you energy. No, we're doing like fun energy drink. I like those little twist tops. What do you want to do like water? I mean, that is an energy drink. What about Prime? No. That's the Mr. Beast one. So I didn't know that. And I bought one once just to be like, what is this? And it was gross. Yeah.

And then my nephews once, when I was with them, were like, we want to get a prime. I was like, ew, why? Stop being losers. What did you, see it on the internet, you loser? Yeah. Ooh, Mr. Beast. Ugh.

I mean, yeah, we've been watching his Amazon show. Oh, what's the vibe? It's like interesting because obviously he had like a bunch of allegations for an unsafe workplace. And then obviously that some of his compatriots dropped off the map because they were sharing child pornography on a Discord. What? And then also soliciting child pornography on a Discord. What? And then also soliciting child pornography from Discord users. Yeah.

Oh, no. Do you remember how Mr. Beast had that friend who came out as trans? Yes. And then it was such an iconic moment to have this trans woman in the mix. And he didn't immediately turn his back on her. Well, she was the one with the dark past. And then one of the other ones had the dark past. And then there's this kind of like idea that Mr. Beast knew.

Anyway, the show, which he spent months saying was like the greatest show that has ever existed. It was Diner Rider season two. He was like, we're building a city for this. It's the largest prize money, the most contestants we've ever had. And I'm like, it's once again, down to that volume and intensity thing. Just having more of something doesn't make the show more compelling. Um, unless it's more bees.

Damn straight. Damn straight. Damn straight. And he's like, we built a city and we're putting them on a private island and da da da. But it just feels like it's directly ripped off squid game in every single way. Yeah. Like to the extent that they have the guards with the shapes and their faces that are blacked out.

What? Yeah. It's like, to a T. Like you,, it's like... Ew....to a T. Like, you... I can't believe no one's getting sued over this. And Amazon is footing the bill, so there's just phenomenal amounts of money. The prize money is $5 million. And he just keeps giving away more money every episode.

But because he is only used to the format of YouTube, the normal thing that a story producer would do on a reality TV show would be starting to set up characters and the show doesn't really work like that. And I can't tell whether it's more interesting or less interesting because it's not trying to create characters. Like it's really, you're watching people as ants and you never really learn anything about it, except you learn things only incidentally. Yeah. Okay.

Just by like looking and just doing the work yourself. That's kind of interesting. And so yeah, weirdly it is kind of a fresh take because you don't feel like you're getting that handheld experience where it's like, I'm Jolene from Nebraska and I love my dad and I'm doing it for my dad. Like there are little backstories that yeah, like there's a little snatches of it, but really they're all kind of anonymous figures that have just appeared in this space. And occasionally you'll overhear them say like, I need to pay off my student loans or

whatever, but just in the background, except by the third episode, there was this like task where they all, in order for someone to get to leave on this helicopter to go to the private island from Beast City, they all had to give him, the majority of people had to give him their token. And he got to choose five people to go with him to the promised land. And he's this bearded guy with like, and he'd won a challenge beforehand. And he'd won a challenge by getting rid of his own chance at winning money. He won for his whole team.

And he is like, they're like, we're going to give it to Liam, we're giving it to Liam, like blah, blah, blah. And he's like, thank you. And then he starts going into all of this religious shit. And he's like, I'll pray on it. I'll pray to decide who the five people going with me. And they're like, give that to Liam. It's God's choice, like blah, blah, blah.

And it turns into this full out cult religious thing with these like peons that you know nothing about. But you just like they've invented their weird society. You've not seen any of this building and suddenly it's just come out of nowhere. And then Liam gets enough coins to get on the helicopter and he just picks all of his straight white male friends, and then one woman, and then they get on the helicopter and fly away, and the people that gave their coins

are like sobbing in Bee City as the sun sets, and the helicopter flies to the private island. It is so tragic and weird and like America. Yeah. The most America moment you've ever seen. And I was like, that's kind of compelling cause it's not, like it's not telegraphed. It's just there.

And you can kind of read it however you want to read it but it's like obviously weird and dark and crazy. But the show isn't necessarily saying it's weird. Oh, yeah. Well, anyway, that Mr. Beast energy drink, I don't know. Yeah, not prime. Yeah. Um, but I think Red Bull kind of has had the most incredible marketing of any brand.

Really. Red Bull has a fucking F1 car or whatever. I love that they show up sponsoring weird things. Yeah. We should get a Red Bull sponsorship. We should. What would we get sponsorships for to do? This.

This. Red Bull sponsor us. Yeah. I think like, if we get Red Bull as a sponsor, we'll do a video episode. Yeah. So if you know Mr. Bull, then it could happen. Yeah. Because I know the listener wants to be a watcher. Watcher. Hello, watchers. Yeah. Yeah, Red Bull. But I like that animation style. I like hand-drawn animation. Oh my god. I support it.

Because when these ads were coming out, they wouldn't have even been particularly sophisticated. No, that's the thing. They were like bad. I don't think they were. I think they were hand-drawn animation. I don't think. I think they were computer generated to look hand-drawn and that's what... I don't think they were. Well, I think they were. Well, I don't think. And you know what? We can find out. No, no, look it up. Because I haven't seen one of them in like 10 years.

I don't know what I'm talking about. Telling tales about our sponsor out of school. But the other thing is that growing up, I used to love this show called Pond Life. That, um, was on SBS and it was this British, uh, animated series about this girl and her sad life with her like sad friend and their like dating life. And it was like one of the first like adult cartoons I ever watched. And it had a very similar art style.

And I love that show and that art style. And then I always feel like the Red Bull was just a bit of a like, if I wanted to see that hideous style, I would see pond life you know you know what do you know what I'm talking about do you ever say watch upon that no it was so good I want to know but yeah look at these oh my god it's actually so good are you sure that it wasn't the same animators? Absolutely not. I have absolutely no idea. Oh, I do know this. It's so good! Anyway, listener, if you have free time, there's a few episodes on YouTube.

Oh my god. Wait, what's this from Medium? I have always hated Red Bull crappy cartoons by Julien Delait. Delate. I have always hated Red Bull commercials. You know the crappy cartoons of average people on the verge of collapsing before Red Bull very literally gives them wings. To me they look dated and cheap. Yet they are a great demonstration of the core timeless principles of advertising that too many brands keep screwing.

Oh my God. The very first Red Bull cartoon was made in 1992. Hmm. 1992? Yes. There was Red Bull in 1992? I think it's a UK thing. That's crazy.

Yeah. I think energy drinks were created in Japan, weren't they? Well, you tell me. You Google something. You said it, so I guess that's it. Listener, did you know that- I read something about that once. Because it was for like the businessmen in Japan,

they had to like work all day. Is that to stay awake? Salvatore is to blame. Did you ever see, oh, listener, when Final Fantasy 12 came out, as previously talked about on the pod, When Final Fantasy 12 came out, as previously talked about on the pod, they did the most amazing ads because like Suntory do like all like the like carbonated drinks in Japan or like one of many, but amazing.

Anyway, they did this like promo where they could buy like a Final Fantasy potion and it has this amazing ad where like these two Japanese, you know, like people go to the store and then they both reach for the potion and they have like a battle. That's so cool. Anyway. Well, you see the energy drinks have really been everywhere. But I agree. It should be Red Bull.

Yeah. That's Slender Can. Slender Can. Slender Can for a Slender Man. Wow. Slender Man. Slender Man. Drinks Red Bull. Yeah, I think. Um. And I'm glad they've moved away from gives you wings. They have not. No, I saw it the other day. Really? Honey, they're still giving it wings. Oh, okay. Why don't you like give you wings? It's just, it's giving you energy. I don't, it's a demon.

It's a, don't tell me what it's going to give me. I'll find that out when I drink it myself. Yeah. You know, gives you heart palpitations. I just, no, I don't need to be told that. What do you need? Okay. On the spot, give me Red Bull's new slogan.

Okay. But don't, okay. No, I'm not going to say in one sentence. Here's my first thought. Yeah me Red Bull's new slogan. Okay. But don't. Here's my first thought. Yeah. Red Bull. Yum. How's that? That's great. I know.

I think you would see that ad in the wild and you'd be like, don't tell me how to feel if I think that's yum. Yeah. If it doesn't give you wings. What does it give you? If it doesn't give you wings, what does it give you? Yeah. Oh, a lift. Do you want to try one that speaks to the energy that you're going to get?

You give me one now. You give me one now. Um, okay. Red Bull gives you wings. That's the same one! I just think they got it right. Oh my God, Matt, your turn. Red Bull gives you fun. How about this?

Red Bull, this is your wake up call. Mmm. You know. That's pretty good. Like, wake up. Wake up. You've got to wake up. Wake up to Red Bull. Wake up. Wake up.

Put it on your cereal. We have, there's a brand that we stock at work, which yeah, no one knows where I work. And there's a cleanser in the, in the, that the brand it and it's called Take It Away. Take it away. Take it away. That is so funny. It sure is not like take it away. No, it's like take it away.

That's how you read it. My mascara. Get it off my face. Take it away. That is what the new cleanser will be. Get it off my face. How about this. That is what the new cleanser will be. Get it off my face. How about this? Yeah.

Sleepy? Wake the fuck up. Red Bull. Yeah. I could see that on an F1 car. Don't be drowsy. Drink this now. Z.

Yeah. And then in italics, yum. Red Bull, yum. Okay. Well, Red Bull with their classic slogan, I guess. And just like generic normal can. Yes. Oh, because you know what? The summer edition Asia buffet will only drink the summer edition of Red Bull.

She's such a devil. Ah, which tastes like passiona. Oh my God. But you know what I hate about the summer edition of Red Bull. She's such a devil. Ah, which tastes like passiona. Oh my god. But you know what I hate about the summer edition of Red Bull and the special editions? Yeah? Is that they don't look like Red Bull. They look quite different.

The core branding assets are not on them. Give us the split little diamond square thing. No, and the bull is like, the half the can is the bull. Running into like a field of mango orange. Just stresses me out. Like why, why, why, what are you trying to do? I think though, because Red Bull had a, has had a weird brand identity thing where I think initially they were about extreme sports, extreme living. Like I picked me up for guys on the go.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bull, bull, you know? And now they're kind of, they've been, it's not that they've changed their brand, but Monster has gone so extreme in trying to capture the young male audience that Red Bull now seems like the femme option, like the Diet Coke or the energy drink world.

But also like above it. It's above mask. Well, it's more mature. Yeah, yeah. Whereas Monster is like, see how it's slashed? Yeah. Wuh! Something's trying to get out of that can.

Wuh! Something's trying to get out of that fucking can. And Mother. Yeah, Mother, we forgot to talk about Mother. Mother. That textured can. Oh. Also, mother. We forgot to talk about mother. That textured can. Also, why are they so busy? It's a lot.

A lot of like serif fonts. I just need you to calm down. They're room for mother when there's monster when, yeah. And why is mother not mother with Jennifer Lawrence and monster not monster in law with Jennifer Lopez? Tell me about it. Do you think that we could do a fringe show that was an adaptation of A Can of Mother? Yes, I do think we could do that. And we'd sell out.

Yeah. Like they could make a movie that's like based on mother, the drink. Yeah. Yeah. It was a movie based on mother, the drink. Yeah. Yeah. It was a movie based on everything almost. Yeah. I reckon we're one step away from a movie based on a drink. Yeah.

What, what movie would you want most to see based on a drink brand? Appletizer. The movie. My God. The hijinks of fake champagne. Yes. Yes. Is it Appletizer?

I thought it was Appleteaser. I don't know, baby. Appletizer. Like, appetizer. Yeah. Appleteaser? That's what the movie's called. Teasing?

Wait, who are you casting to play Appletizer? Appletizer. In the movie. Maybe Buggies. Oh, Anya Tailjoy? Yeah. She... I think she would definitely play an alcohol with milk in it kind of thing. Okay.

By a lead. Who would you cast as Appetizer? It's purposely non-alcoholic. So you want it to be the story of a sensible woman just trying to live her life. Could we get Jennifer Garner? She's an appetizer. Like nowadays Jennifer Garner. That's true.

I like that. And the wig isn't in her face the whole movie. Please, no paparazzi. I'm just trying to live my life now. Paparazzi? Yeah, sure. She does. She's always telling them off.

Yeah, she is because she's got the kids. Yeah, she's like, please, I'm not, I'm just a regular person. It's just apple juice. Don't look at me anymore. What about Big M the movie? Oh, I would watch that. Yeah. I'd be heard if I wasn't in that. Oh, you think you could get in Big M the movie?

Yeah, I do. That's probably the one you could. I can't believe the Auntie Donna boys would be cast as like Chockey Big M. Oh, wow. And Broden would be like Banana Big M. Yeah. Hi boys, what's going on here? Oh.

I want to be Strawberry Big M. Bottle or box? Box. Yeah. You sick. That's the tension of the film. Bottle and box living together on the shelf. No.

Isn't it that we bump into like the Western Australia version? That's like... Master. Oh wait, no, not master. Yeah, what is it? It's... Yeah, it's something like that. There's a lot of potential here. How could they not just call it Big M anyway?

In a world full of disarray. In a world. Be a box of Big M. These are all like the origin stories. And then you've got like the ensemble movie, like the Avengers. Oh my God. It's called favorites. Extended universe lock it in.

Oh my God. Appletizer with Jennifer Garner. Maybe Buggies can play like the young version. Anya Taylor-Joy as Applejuice. Prima. Yeah. Okay. Red Mmm. Prima. Yeah. Okay. Red Bull. Prima!

Prima. We simply must move on. Red Bull, congratulations. You're shipping it up in the bunker. You're in. And with that, maybe we ain't there. Welcome back, Lester. Hello.

Hello. Now, it is time for us to discuss which fashion designer. Fashion. Bratz. What? Sorry. What do you think? Fashion designers.

Okay. Well, like, I mean, every faggot that ever goes on Drag Race has, like, a handful of designers that, like, all of Drag Race has been inspired from. They don't know anything about, but they just know their names. Yeah, so let's reel those off. Vivienne Westwood, obvious queen of, like, punk England, Sex Pistols, the whole vibe. Yeah.

Iris van Herpen. Love. Where is she from? Is she German? Oh, I don't know. Okay. Bitch, I feel like I should know many answers to this. Mugler.

Yes. Detox loves to wear Mugler. Yeah. The Bob Mackie original. Mackie. Mackie, it feels like. Yeah. Then, I mean, Karl Lagerfeld is a designer, but also dead, but also a racist.

But not dead anymore. I mean, I guess he's not racist anymore. What? Because his brain is dead. McQueen? Can't be racist without a brain. Alexander McQueen? Yes.

McQueen is probably the biggest one of our generation. Like that's the faggot. We love to talk about McQueen. Yeah. Like that's the, the faggot we love to talk about. The faggot. McQueen. Yeah. Yes. I do love McQueen. I mean, it's impossible not to.

McQueen had, yeah. Like a, like I feel like a genuine impact on fashion. Like not just like a moment, but many moments. Yeah. And like that is, I dunno, a testament to like the actual talent. A POV. Mm- moments. Yeah. And that is, I don't know, a testament to like the actual talent. A POV. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

It's funny how much his career coincided with Gaga and like informed the other, like their mutual existence. Just in how ostentatious her looks were and a lot of her early looks were McQueen. Yeah. Or like that fame monster era. Um, then what else do we have? I mean, we have the Coco Chanel, the classic, she was a Nazi racist too. Yeah.

Uh, or Nazi sympathizer, or she used the, the, um. She was dating Hitler. Like she dated Hitler. Yeah. Uh, or Nazi sympathizer, or she used the, the, um... She was dating Hitler. She dated Hitler. She was Mrs... Hitler. Coco... Hitler. Ha ha ha! Um...

Jesus. What? You got... Oh! Oh my God. What? Is this our chance to not correct any wrongs, but just another chance for VB to get in the bunker? That's true.

She does have her own line. Victoria, you know what? Like, I don't know if, I don't know if she's sketching the designs for Victoria Beckham the label, but I don't care. But she like, whoever is, she's being paid by VB. Yes. Beckham the label. No. But I don't care. But she like- Whoever is, she's being paid by VB. Yes. And that is enough.

And Victoria Beckham, you know, she's saying yes and no. Yes! I'm not just like designing. Yeah. She's saying no. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Aids. Aids. VB, obviously the Olsons, we have another chance at them. Oh my. Because they have the row. Versace, Donatella. Donatella. Oh my god.

Donatella. That's quite funny. She's very bunker coded. I really, I was saying, because didn't Cat Lady die the other day? Yes. That was sad. But you know what's sad about that is that I really wanted them to like Lindsay Lohan a bunch of these like,

you know how Lindsay Lohan had that full glow up and everyone's like, I can't believe how good the surgery is. And all they had to do was like deflate some fillers and do some bits and blah, blah, blah. And then suddenly it was like the most luminous human being you've ever seen. She looks so amazing. I wanted that for Cat Lady.

Oh. Imagine if Cat Lady, oh, maybe they did do it. And that's... She's just been cat, you know, like substance. She's like regular gal now. Yeah. She's free. And she's out there in the wild.

That would be hot, I like that. Well, I also want that for Donatella. I'm looking at a list of fashion designers now, because obviously I'm an idiot. And I'm haunted by the fact that Daphne Guinness is on this list. I love Daphne Guinness. But she is not a designer.

A fashion designer? Like that means that we are fashion designers. Like- I am. Uh-huh. It's like, I can have ideas and I have hands that can hold pencils, but a fashion designer, Daphne Guinness is not. No, she's a fashion icon. Yes. She's a fashionista.

She's a muse. Yeah. Dare I say. Fashion designer. Okay. Well, what about the... I love her stupid music. It's so, the film clips are so good. And I love her stupid music. It's so, the film clips are so good.

And I love her hair. Yeah. Like it's so good. Pick a lane and stick in it. Yeah, be two-tone hair. Daphne. Two-tone hair, you own it. Yep. Michelle, back off.

No, there's room, but Daphne does it. Oh, she's so, I just love, this is the thing. She's not a fashion designer. She's just someone who is places and looks incredible. That if that's not fashion designing, like what about Tom Ford? I really like Tom Ford. I think a single man is perfection. And I really like fashion designers that are very like snobby, but funny. And I think that he is both in immaculate balance because he says absolutely ruthless crazy things and then is just like dry and like but he's also like such a wunderkind back in the

day like I like him. Yeah. And that film is great and then his other ones lesser. I like him. Yeah. And that film was great. And then his other one's lesser. Mm. I, mm. I mean, yeah. I mean, there's so many.

Like I do love a lot of like Ellie Sarp. I like Hussain Chalayan. Like- Ed Hardy. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's important. That's good.

I don't know. Who's that girl who's been a judge on Drag Race and she like has a crazy style and she's like the American, original American designer, like kind of like flower powery. Oh my God, I need to find her. I don't know. If you know, message me. What about little faggarino from Project Runway? Christian Siriano.

Yeah. Yes. Love. It's actually so Yeah. Yes. Love. It's actually so amazing that he has made it out of the trenches. Yeah. And not just for a couple of years. Even today, he had people at the Golden Globes. Yeah.

He's in circulation. That is so hot. And also has been so fabulous about not getting caught up in bullshit and being like, of course I'm going to dress plus size bodies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like black women on red carpets. Are you insane?

Yeah. No, that's been really lovely. He must be the most successful from the franchise. A thousand percent. He became a judge. On the show? Yeah. I didn't watch the latest season.

Yeah. He was a judge on the Alyssa Milano season. Oh, no, I couldn't do that. Did you see that she's coming back? Heidi? Yeah. What? For the next season.

Oh my. A project runway. There's not a noona. And do you think that that like is because the other show didn't work? Obviously. Obviously. Yeah. But I didn't see if Tim is.

Surely. Surely they would come as a unit. I wonder. He's getting older now. He is. Well, he's been old for 10,000 years now. Yes. Very Maggie Smith in that way.

Um, oh, I don't know. What about, we're taking this very literally. Yeah. You know, I don't like, I don't want any, but I just hated that Corolla movie so much. I hated it. And the fashion was so rancid. The amount of people that now have been like amazing. And then caught on fire.

I hate that movie. I also hate that scrap dress that she drives in on. It's bad. It's so like the Disney take on fashion and like what Americans will accept as like, yet edgy, like, oh, just no. Enraging. I cannot. Yet edgy, like, oh, just, no. No. Enraging. I cannot.

Enraging, and I don't believe Emma Stone for a second. I know. Also her mom in that film, the dogs chased her mom off a cliff. Yeah. But it wasn't their fault. That's why Cruella hates the dogs. Yeah.

Because the dogs killed her mother. Yes. Is the stupidest thing. Yes. That someone definitely got paid thousands of dollars to write down on the computer. When they said it in that boardroom, people wept. I don't think, I think they were like, we're five months away from shooting the Cruella movie.

Why is she evil? We need to soften her. Because you know what? You can't just have complicated, messy women on television anymore. They have to have a bleeding heart story like this. So you're going to say they have to have eights? The way you said it, sorry. They have to have eights.

Yeah. What about, what about, what about Minaya? Etsy's the one stranger thing. Is she a fashion designer? No, but she's just unhinged woman. Wait, what? She was like, they cut the scenes from Stranger Things, so she's like desperately trying to get her Etsy store up.

It's the 80s, I'm designing bra and gowns. Oh my God. Um, I'm designing bra gowns. Oh my God. I can't remember if I've talked about this on the pod before, but there is this Japanese Netflix show called Atelier. And it's so good. Atelier.

Yeah, and it's about this like gal who. It's about this Japanese woman. Yeah, she goes into a store and tries to buy a potion No, she like is lingerie designer and she like joins this like atelier that make lingerie and it's kind of very like Devil Wears Prada kind of thing like that like matriarch woman and she's like the little Dumpster kid who ended up like ends up making it or whatever.

It's so good. It's like 12 episodes. Listener. Do it. It's really good. Yeah. Okay. Oh, not going to watch it.

No, it's so cute. You would actually, oh, it's good. I would love to tell you, I've got to get through all of, uh, below deck Mediterranean. First. Okay. I love that, I've got to get through all of, uh, below deck Mediterranean first. I watched part of love. No love. No love my way. No UK love first sight where they're like in like love island dating rooms, but they can't see each other.

Oh, they have to get engaged before they love is blind. Love is blind. Love is blind UK. I watched the first episode of that yesterday and it was the worst way to spend an hour in recent memory. Yeah. Um, God damn, like I'm sorry. But when my family watched Drag Race and then we're like, we loved watching it for lazy, but God, that show is terrible.

I say, uh-huh, but all reality TV is terrible, like in a way. And then when I watched that show last night, it was like, are you suggesting that this is better? Well, what is your family watching? I reckon they watch, okay, let me give you the rundown. Lego Masters. Okay, yes. A thousand percent. I reckon they watch, okay, let me give you the rundown. Lego Masters. Okay, yes.

A thousand percent. And then, MasterChef. Not so much. Oh, no. Too edgy. Definitely the block. Oh. Abs.

Because they are the block. I would love to go on, we should go on the block. We could go on the block. Actually, it's so good. I reckon that would be like compelling. Yeah. People would watch two drag queens on the block. We could go on the block. That actually is so good. I reckon that would be like compelling. Yeah. People would watch two drag queens on the block. Yes.

I don't know if they're Australia's ready for it. Yeah. They do like, when they cast gay guys on the block, it's like very like, they need to be quite sanitized. Yeah. Like they're like nice, friendly boys that you could bring home to grandma. They're not like, I saw you holding a mother. Do you have a fat dick?

Is that why you bought it? Cause it reminds me of holding your dick. Is that why? Yeah. I would love to see that in the block. Yeah. Yeah. They had to cut out on the blog. No. Yeah. Yeah.

They have to cut out hours of you saying that. We have an SD card of just you saying that. OK, well, we can work on that. What fashion designer? Fashion designer from history. I think it's, if I'm giving a sensible answer, it's McQueen. If I'm giving a silly answer. Yeah, I think we should do silly answer.

I like Romy and Michelle, the original fashion designers, the girlies. What? We need to get Zelda to rewatch Romy and Michelle's high school reunion. I don't remember. They design and make all their clothes. Oh, that's cool.

Romeo and Michelle, you're in. Well, if you didn't care as much about your lives as you do about those hideous clothes, actually, they're really not that bad. What's that line? I don't know. Oh my god, we're watching it. Yeah, I am so due to watch that movie again.

I just remember how amazing they are and post-its, I guess. I guess? Yeah. I invented post-its. And also how much I hated going to my high school reunion. Still coughing? Be lucky that you had a high school. And not.

Yeah, wow. Okay, well, Romeo and Michelle, you're in. I like that. That's hilarious. Fun, frisky, use of color. Overall, I'd say they're really not that bad Hilarious I remember it Okay, I think that's good we can't do a serious answer for that I'm just We're back for the final topic of the week and quite topical actually.

Like an ointment. Which Golden Globe winner is entering our bunker? So the Golden Globes were yesterday when you're listening to this. And obviously this is the kind of the stupidest award show that doesn't actually mean anything because it is just decided by the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, which is just 30 or something men. But it is still an award show and it is a kind of precursor event to the Oscars.

So as we get more and more serious as we go on, some of these winners will become more important in the Oscars race. However, I need to say that there's a few things I haven't seen. Yes. Like, I don't know what this conclave is. I don't know what this dune part two is. No, I don't know what the Brutalist is and I haven't seen the other one. What's the one? Amelia Perez. But I love that Viola Davis got the Cecil B. DeMille award.

Did you like her little rainbow cape? I didn't see that she was wearing a stupid rainbow cape. It was hideous. Well, she was like, you know, no, it wasn't. It looked like a drag outfit. It looked like a drag outfit that I would wear actually, because it like, it like fit amazing and then like I had this full length kind of cape shawl moment, but it just had like this, like it was like a black base and then I had this like kind of

iridescent rainbow running through it. Oh, I see. Oh, it's not rainbow. It's kind of like witchy. Yeah. It like, there's an, if it were reflecting the one color or something, but there were moments where it looked rainbowy and I was like, oh. Yeah, no, it's definitely got color. Like it's iridescent, is the correct, like she's in an iridescent cape that's like covering her shoulders and a very figure hugging gown that makes her look stunning. Yeah.

God, she's stunning. Yeah. I mean, yes, the cape is like a tinsel wig of a cape. Yes, it's just that. It's like, oh, if it just... Yeah. It's the gong globes though. It can be silly. Mm-hmm. Why are they wearing black?

There's a thing a lot of black on the red carpet this year. Is that the theme? Everyone's in black. Hmm. That's interesting anyway Um the woman King herself. Yes, I love her Okay, but here's the real tea. Okay, Ted Danson. He won an honorary award Did you see that? No Ted Danson won the Carol Burnett Award. And what cape? Oh, I wonder what he wore. I love Ted Danson. Yeah.

He was in Cheers. He was in Becca. And he was in The Good Place. Yeah. Yeah. Who has had such a successful sitcom career? True. To just stay working.

OK. That's good. Demi? Demi Moore working. Mm. OK. That's good. Demi? Demi Moore won. Demi Moore. Oh my god. I was trying to think about who in their autobiography said that their mother might have sold them into prostitution.

And I think it was Demi Moore. Wow. Allegedly. I can't remember. Because I think that she had a really rocky childhood and her mom was like addicted to drugs. And then she was left alone with her new landlord, allegedly by her mother when she was like 12. And she was like, he was like, your mother like, is going to leave us now. Oh my Lord.

Yeah. Geez. So dark. Yeah. Did you see her acceptance speech? No, I watched it on the way. Yeah. Um, it was cute.

She kind of spoke about how she'd been acting for like 45 years or something. Yeah. And has like one, nothing or like very little. Yeah. And that this was like such a moment of like, yeah, I suppose. Good thing I persevered because I am incredible after all. Turns out I wasn't just beautiful. I was amazing.

I was never good. I was great. Charlie's Angels full throttle. Yes. Single tier. What about, okay, this is to me that obviously the hype has died down significantly, but Jessica Gunning who plays the stalker in baby reindeer. Oh yeah.

That is such a victory. Like I know there's a lot going on there. It's quite complicated as far as, like, the way that her character is depicted and, like, kind of more broadly how women, like, who look like Jessica are, like, depicted in television and movies. Yeah. But, um, I don't know. It's fucking, if it gets her work and kickstarts her fucking career,

that'd be so sick. Cause she's also really good. Yeah. In Baby Reindeer. And Gene Smart won again for Hacks. And I think this was a much better season of Hacks more recently than the second season. I agree. That was really good.

Loved season. They found the vibe again. I agree. Loved season. They found the vibe again. They knew what they were doing and they were doing less with their subplots. Challenges soundtrack one. What is it? I think you mean yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know that one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know that one? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know Trent Reznor from Nin, Nine Inch Nails. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Trent Reznor did the soundtrack to Challengers. Have you seen Challengers yet? No. Zelda Watch Challenges. No, I don't want to see. I don't want to see a woman getting everything I want.

Zelda Watch Challenges. How gay is it? No, I don't want to see a woman getting everything I want. Zelda watch challenges. How gay is it? No, I'm no. You just hate the blue balls. Yes. Do they make out? Yes. Without her in the room?

No. I don't want to watch it. Are you crazy? Just put your hand over her. I don't want to erase Zendaya. Yeah, stop erasing Zendaya for the minute. That's what I mean. It's like, is this not for me?

It is for you. It's Luca. It's not. If they're not making out completely, like Zendaya is... You just want everything to be Sense8? It's not Sense8. Yeah. No!

That cop in Sense8 was so hard. You need to watch it. Go and watch challenges. No. Luca Guaraninio wants you to watch challenges. Guaraninio. Yeah, because he also did call me by your name. I haven't seen that either. That feels deprec- like I don't know anything about that movie other than it will depress me.

It will depress you. Yeah. But you'll love it. It'll like... No, I hate that even more. I love enough things that make me want to kill myself. Why would I add something to that list? Watch it!

Are you insane? Yeah. You need to watch challenges and you need to watch Call Me By Your Name because do you know what it is? It's a return to the art of seduction by a filmmaker. No. It's not about the cum shot. It's about the like...

The build up. The build up. Yeah, but like when you're living a life that is building up to nothing, why do I want to see other people build up to something? Well, they're oftentimes building up to nothing as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Trent Wissner did that soundtrack? Yeah.

That's fun. It was a great soundtrack. It's also a great Phuken soundtrack. Oh. Except it has weird phone noises on the soundtrack. And tennis noises, I presume? No. You need to watch this movie.

The chorizo scene alone. Oh, chorizo, churro. Matt, have you seen challenges? No. No. Okay. Haven't gotten around to that one. Yeah.

Bit of a sausage party. Who else won something at this night? This night of nights. Oh, what the lead actress, Anna Sawai from Shogun. Oh, yes. She won, which is cool given the like lack of diversity in these lead actress categories typically. That was a really good show though. I didn't watch Shogun. It was good. It was good, not great. I just like, I really enjoyed it. It was a great show. And now it's out of your head forever. But now, no, I'm just like, why did everyone love it?

I feel like the loving of Shogun, I'm just gonna put it out there, is a bit like, yeah, I really liked Shogun. What? Just so you know. I really liked that show. That Japanese show, I really liked that. Like, okay.

It's like when Breaking Bad was getting good, everyone was like, I like Breaking Bad. Yeah. Except that Shogun is like, Japanese is only one English guy in it. So, you know, I like that show. Okay. And some of it has subtitles, but I still really like it. Right. I actually love that part of Japanese history.

Like, oh, shut up. You don't know fuck all about Japanese history or what part of it that is. You don't know fuck all about Japanese history or what part of it that is. You don't understand it. You watch two parts of one episode and then saw some recaps on some fucking reel, but you love Shogun. Fuck off. Yeah. That's why I didn't watch it.

You didn't want to performatively watch it. That's right. I don't have the time. I'm watching Below Deck, Mediterranean. But it was good. And she was fantastic. Well, did you like her? I liked her.

I liked her. I liked her. I liked her. I liked her. I'm watching below deck, Mediterranean. But it was good. And she was fantastic. Well, did you like her? She was fantastic. Just so you know. Colin Farrell won for wearing all that prosthetic makeup in the Penguin TV show. That was good too.

Did you watch that? I did. You seem to have endless time to watch all of this Batman paraphernalia. I just like Colin Farrell. That's why I love Colin Farrell. He's so good. He's incredible. He's so funny as well.

And he's such a beautiful man. He's quite beautiful. Like inside and out. Yeah. Inside. When he and out. Yeah. Inside. When he's inside. Or when he's outside. Natural lighting, indoor lighting.

He looks great. Have you watched that TV show where he plays that detective? The Penguin? No, no, no. He's in this other one that just came out recently and there's a really weird twist. I don't think I should say it in case you want to watch it. Please don't ruin that. It's called Salt, I think. Salt?

Oh, see, this is the thing. Everyone's in fake TV shows that are on networks they don't own. Yeah. I can't, you know, I can't. It's really good. It's really weird though. Really weird show. Hmm. But he's the main character. What do you think about Jeremy Allen white?

Jeremy Allen. You don't like him. He has too much of a quiet intensity. He's the hotty biscotti from the bear. Oh, I see now. Um, he's very hot in that Calvin Klein ad. Yeah. Yeah. Did he win a, he won.

He did. He won a, um, a Golden Globe for best BPL. Yeah, right. Best one? BPL. A very pronounced nuance. I thought you said Baby L, so I was like, did he get one of those? It's good we We keep you around.

Um, BPL stands for visible penis line. I'm learning so much on this podcast. Sometimes when you like let up this sound, that's like, I wish that I didn't know that. Tomorrow when you go to work, be like, Hey, did you see that guys, BPL and just see what happens? I didn't think you should do that at the school. Oh my God. Kieran Culkin went run. I don't know about this other Culkin.

Kieran? Yeah. No, he's pretty funny. I like him. He's, I loved him in Setsu Shou. Yes. But I'm also like. Does she have a place outside of that show?

I don't know. Who? Kieran. Oh. You know? He was in, um, Fargo as well. Oh, yes. Does she have a place outside of that show? I don't know. Who? Kieran. Oh. You know? He was in Fargo as well. Oh, yes.

He was the one of the sons. Season two? Something. He's one of the mobster sons. Yeah. Yeah. He's quite cool in that. I haven't finished that season yet.

I'm really struggling to get through it. But I love the other season so much. Wicked? Wicked! What. Wicked. Wicked. What did Wicked win? It won for cinematic and box office achievement. Wow. Yeah.

Did they go up and say thank you? I don't know. I think it's just be the producers at that point. Not me. Jodie Foster won. Do you like Jodie Foster? I do. Do you like lesbian women? I do. Jodie Foster could do really well in the bunker actually. Yes. What? Absolutely. I would love to see her in a Volantis drinking a spider made with a red bull. Yeah. Served in a anchovy can. Yes. As she zipped along.

Jodie. Okay. Let's narrow it down then. Do we think Jodie Foster belongs? Do we think Viola Davis belongs? Mm-hmm. Ah, Viola, the woman king. What about Demi?

Do we think Demi belongs? Demi feels so hot right now that it feels wrong. Yep, I agree. Wait, did we not put Victoria Beckham in again? Gene Smart. Gene Smart. Gene Smart. Get Smart.

Bunker Jason. Gene Smart. Wait, one moment. Gene Smart, the neighbor from the Brady Bunch movie. Do Brady's. Oh, yes. What is she up? Yeah she won. She's in. The hacks. Have you watched hacks? No. Watch hacks. I wish they'd make an edited version of hacks so it was like a nothing but a win but it's not nothing but a win. What's it about? Well, Gene Smart plays like a version of a kind of Joan Rivers type character.

And then the younger woman whose name I've forgotten, she has just been canceled for something she said on Twitter. She's a comedy writer. And so she can't get any work. She gets fired off her show that she's working on. She's Lena Dunham. She's kind of Lena Dunham. And she then gets an offer to go and work and write jokes for this Joan Rivers type

character. And so she goes to her mansion in Vegas, and then they hate each other at first and just really have opposite versions of strong women from two different generations. And then they find out that they actually get along and respect each other. And then she, they start working together and she said it's about trying to like help her revive her career. That's cute.

And it's fun. And it's just about these two like gals doing it. Oh, I like two women. Yeah. Working on their career. Yeah. But she's amazing as the Joan Rivers kind of stand in. Well, it sounds like she's in the bunker. Yeah. Let's put Jean Smart in the bunker. And in season one, they were almost done with filming all of her scenes for the first season of Hacks. And then her husband died. Oh.

Like Gene Smart's husband of like 30 or 40 years. And he died really suddenly. And she held off doing anything or going home or anything and shot the last of her stuff, including a funeral scene. And then went home. Whoa. Like finished shooting the season, everything. Geez. Fucking professional. Whoa. Like finished shooting the season, everything. Geez. Fucking

professional. Hectic. Yeah. On your gene. Gene. Gene. Gene Holt. Amazing. Okay. So this week we have said, Romeo and Michelle. Yeah. They're in the fashion designers that we all knew would make it. Jean Smart. Is that a name? Yeah. She's in. And then also from the first topic is Red Bull. Yeah. Do you think Jean Smart would suck down a Red Bull? Do you think that we should have Jean Smart or do you think we should have a little kiosk where you can buy jeans and it's called GeneSmart?

Obviously, I think that's what we should do. Okay. So we're getting... Why can't she just like, she should run the shop. I think they're like, they just got... She should be there running the shop. No, we were like sending out our order to put things on the bunker and we're like, and GeneSmart and they're like, Oh, jeans smart.

We're like, just figure it out. Yeah. And then we said jeans smart jeans smart. Not jeans smart jeans smart. Yeah. Yeah. So jeans smart is in. Well, I think we, I don't think, I think at one point we had a fabric

and then we got rid of it. Didn't we? Yeah. Yeah. We hated that. So why don't we put jeansansmart in and Jeans Denim. Yeah, well, we're having denim for now. And she can run the shop.

She's not there. No, she should be. They don't even know that she exists in this version. They're like, we've got Jeansmart. Yeah. I think Courtney just like doesn't shift there. She's fine. Yeah, once a week.

Yeah. Jeansmart is open and it's just a small like, um, like center of a shopping center. Oh yeah. Like alteration kind of place. Yeah. But like they have, they sell a few pieces, but they're not, it's mostly alteration. Yeah. At Jeansmart.

Um, and it's not the du jour experience. Do people still go to du jour? I'm sure there's a young generation that are hitting up Dijour. I went there. I had two lifetimes of Dijour jeans. I don't care for it. I never had them tailored. That's, I don't need to hustle. I'm fine. Thank you. Also, what's the tailoring? Shorter? Get a life. Yeah. Have you had Dijour jeans, Matt?

Yeah. And? Oh, I don't do them anymore. Ah. Have you had Djorjeans? Matt? Yeah. And? Oh, I don't do them anymore. Ah. Did you have them tailored? But I feel like, yeah, they used to like, they didn't just pull them up. Like they didn't just cut them shorter. They did other bits too.

What did they do? Yeah, lazy. They did other bits too. They made a VPL for me. Ah. Finally. No, I don't know. They did like, yeah, if it was like too wide, if on one part you could like bring it in a little bit.

Oh wide on one part. I just. Anyway, good luck to you all in the bunker with your Jeans Smart jeans. And your Romeo and Michelle's. Yeah. Gowns? I don't know. No, they're not making fashion.

They're just designers. Oh yeah. Yeah. Miroslvino, Lisa know. No, they're not making fashion. They're just designers. Oh yeah. Yeah. Mirosolvino, Lisa Kudrow, you're in the bunker. That's hot. And yeah, Red Bull. I love that. Gizzy Wings.

Yum. Don't fly too high, you'll get hit by a Volantis. Gives you VPL. You love VPL now. Yeah. See, it's fun. You're going to be talking about VPLs. Yeah.

I just learned it, so I'm just using it out. And you know, when we're- It's good to practice. going to be talking about VPLs. Yeah. I just learned it. So I'm just using it out. It's good to practice. Don't be shy to practice. Great sweat space will be the best place to practice. Yes. Spotting a VPL. Yeah. Okay. Listener, congratulations. You made it through. And we'll see you soon. Yes. Bye bye. Death Everyone was recorded at Naturals Habitat Studios by Matchears. Our theme song and music Yes. Bye bye. So hang on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and if you'd like to support us, please do so at patreon.com slash death to everyone