Death To Everyone - Death To... Ryan Reynolds, Robots, & Sitcoms

Episode Date: October 3, 2023

Welcome to "Death To Everyone!" Join your hosts Lazy Susan & Zelda Moon as they decide what should remain once the world arrives at its inevitable end. We need to decide which sexy man belongs in the bunker and which sexy robot and which sitcom set. These are truly the challenge questions of our age, join us won't you. Death To Everyone!!! Follow us, won't you? https://www.patreon.com/deathtoeveryone https://www.instagram.com/deathtoeveryonepod https://www.instagram.com/mslazysusan https://twitter.com/MsLazySusan https://www.instagram.com/zeldamoon https://twitter.com/zelda__moon Death To Everyone is recorded at Natural Habitat Studios by Matt Sheers. https://www.facebook.com/naturalhabitatstudios

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🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 Hello, darling. Hello. And aren't you gorgeous? Aren't you gorgeous?

Yeah. Today? I'd say so. Yeah. Thanks. No, no, no. Oh, my God. Not you, Sel. Oh my God.

Not you, Selma. The listener. Oh my dear listener, you're looking gaudy today. I don't know where you're listening to it, but you are really just giving today. And it's about time that the world gave something back to you. So here's this podcast. Oh my name is lazy susan hello my name is zelda moon and you're sonically enjoying another episode of the riveting series of death death to everyone sorry and this is a show where two cross-dresser... Cross-dressers...

Why am I saying it like that? Cut, cut. Cross-dressers decide upon the fate of humanity's various foibles. Yes. In a post-apocalyptic landscape. We're here to decide the best of the best and preserve it for the future. What's going in the bunker? And what's not in the bunker?

Lazy Susan, what's up with you? As all those therapists ask me over the years, what's happening here? We never did get to the bottom of why you and your mother had the same therapist. Oh my God. Well, we'll talk about that on the therapy episode Is it in the bunker? Probably not How are you? How's the week been Zelda Moon?

Let's circle back to how we started last week Where I had Oh no I almost cut this out of the previous week's episode Because you knew It was over as quickly as it begun. My bisexual romance. But you know what?

It was like the nicest few days. Well, that's how you celebrate Bisexual Awareness Week. I was aware. You were aware and now you're not. Now they were raised from my mind yet again. We can see them but once a year. They come out of the walls. But it was, yeah, there was a bisexual meltdown, but it was okay.

Do you know what, from what I've heard, listener, about this bisexual, is that it was very tastefully done. Oh, he's such a nice guy. But you know what? You don't need any more nice guys. You don't need any more friendly guys don't need any more friendly gyms coming around yeah yeah we need um what are we looking for um oh is this what we're doing yeah well you know your mother asked me oh pardon find my boy someone to hold his hand in the ward when he's older oh my god i can't have him die alone

get someone else to decide if we should pull the plug i don't want that responsibility exactly well she's not gonna be around forever she needs you to have an oh like a patrick stewart type who everyone messaged me to be like patrick stewart isn't gay and like yeah you believe everything the mainstream media tells you, honey? Imagine saying that to you on Bisexual Awareness Week. Exactly. I mean, they say he has a wife, but you know what? Lies.

You have already destroyed Hugh Jackman's marriage this year. Isn't that enough? I'm worried about Debra. I hope she gets a big amount of money. I think he'll take care of her. I hope that they remain friends. Gay men are very compassionate. Well, say that to Joe Jonas.

I just like calling people gay. And, you know, there was a moment in my life where, you know, I just call everyone gay. That moment has continued forever. But where my mum started believing that i had some sort of inside knowledge like i'd be like oh george clooney he's gay and she's like oh is he really like i'd seen him at a meeting or something i was like i don't know mom like maybe but then i just started answering like yeah if you say things with confidence people will believe it yeah gay

gay patrick stewart's gay wait for the announcement peter's gay dad gay um okay yes but the bisexual had a meltdown and it fell apart but you know what oh that's funny um but it was really nice and i had a few other cute dates this week so you know do you hear this people what you're like carrie bradshaw i dressed like a crazy person while we're there while we're on this subject okay yeah what do you look for in a good rejection letter oh what's clarity you're stinky and i hate you bye-bye no but like don't be like yeah look maybe like uh maybe if you're free in a few weeks oh and then it's like okay so and then it's like it's been a few weeks now well probably a few weeks more just you just let me just be like

no not it bye that's it don't how short can it be fake it can it. Bye. That's it. How short can it be? Fake it. Can it be bye and that's it? Yeah. Or just be I? And then I would reply a question mark. No, I think just be clear in your communication, you know. You don't have to be hurtful.

You don't need to be, you know, too clear. Don't give me a complex. But just be kind. I just can't. If you can do anything in this lifestyle, please be kind. I hate it when people are like, I really would love to be your friend. Oh, I got friends. I don't need you to be my friend, sir.

What do you think? I make lifelong friends with someone I just met for like three meals? Yeah, absolutely not. No. I hate on apps like no reply is an answer. Fuck off. The block button is right there. Just end it.

Just end it. And put her out of her misery. No, I would never message someone with that in their profile. If you have something negative in your profile, like, no this. Or like, even like no pic, no chat. I'm like, yeah, no shit. Say something about you in your bio. I loved chatting with people at pics because you know what happens sometimes?

They're really hot. They're really hot. It's a mystery box. It's like when you get the mystery box yes will i get the eyeshadow palette that i already have or will i get the special one that i didn't buy will i get a hundred thousand dollars will i get chlamydia again i don't know but that's the thing about the mystery box and sometimes it's low-key guys that have just come out of the closet maybe they're ex-mormons maybe they're married there was i'm sure I told you this story. The night, there was a night where I had a mystery box arrive.

And he was so hot. He came over like 2 a.m. And I met him on the street because he was like too nervous to come to the apartment straight away. And then we were like, hey, so what's up? And he was like, yeah, let's go inside. Oh. You were like, mystery box. Yeah box yeah well that's the thing and those people don't you know play russian roulette with the mystery box oh who was i talking okay so when i was up i'm not going to give too many details

because i don't want to you know one of these people might be a listener but i was at this like pub with a bunch of fags that i just met and they were talking about it was when i was in darwin okay so um what's the club in darwin no it wasn't at throb which is a whole different thing but throb throb throb like a throbbing it's fucking great what a word i want a like gay club to have the name that like really alienates like a brunch crowd i want them to be like i'm not going to throb or like unload pulsating cock yeah not going there for my morning brunch whole slap yeah and you're not taking your hen's party to whole slap not for the first wedding at least so anyway i was there and so it's like you

know when you're trying to get the temperature on a new social situation you're trying to figure out like what everyone's level is you're describing my nightmare go on you're like i'm gonna remember everyone's name but like you're trying to get a sense of yeah what's far what's like you know too far and people are like volunteering different kind of elements of themselves to kind of check as a group what the median level of you know grossness class taste what the vibe is and i'll take it as low as it needs to go but i can like you know use a salad fork if i need to yeah, so this guy volunteers this story about how on Grindr there's a guy that you can only meet up in the park and he'll blow you, but he has to wear a sheet of him at all times.

He's a spooky ghost. Which I just love. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Where he brings a sheet to the park? Yes. But, like, he gets there before you and he's like, you spot the ghost from the distance.

And I'm like, are there holes? And he's like, no holes in the sheet. He like lifts it up and just like places it around your waist and then blows you through the sheet. Wow. And then so there's a lot of Marines and like army men up in Darwin because there's like a lot of army presence up there. So he says that he's this Marine and sends you pics of his body,

which is super jagged. Anyway, so this guy's telling the story. And I'm like, that's amazing. And did you do it? And he's like, of course I did it. I've done it a few times. I'm like, that's very fun. And I'm like, but do you think it's the guy that he sent the pictures of?

And he's like, absolutely not. Like, I think it's just some random guy that, you know, likes his sheet. Yeah. But anyway, mystery box again, but also funny camp experience. Do you think it's like a king size sheet to minimize? I think so. Yeah. Chance of blow up.

The Marilyn Monroe. Yes. Sorry. of blow up the marilyn monroe yes sorry anyway so then there was another gay at the table does he eat ass under the sheet i don't think so i don't think that's the service the okay just dick sucking yeah just the front of the sheet yeah go on i can think of nothing worse than like just having that done to me boring yeah there's nothing worse in this life than just a blow job i hate oh i i'm not a big fan anyway anyway that's why you're not going to the the sheet. Anyway, that's the thing. I would, just so I could rip it off. And then I would throw it around myself.

Maybe that's how it transcends through the years. It's a curse, the sheet. And then you can't take it off until you can capture someone else. Yeah, the sheet curse. Well, that would be a true curse, because I'd just have to suck dick forever. Boring. What do you mean, boring? I prefer sucking than getting sucked i prefer eating and sucking

oh god um but anyway anyway so just the the kind of other half of this story is that there was another gay at the table who chimed in was like oh my god and this was before it was revealed that the other guy at the table had gone to sheet ghost um to sucking ghost yeah and um he was like oh yeah i've seen that guy too oh my god that's so gross i'm like not a chance in like hell that i'm going to that park and i'm like, but this guy's volunteered the story at the table. I celebrate this man for not only doing this thing, but also bringing it to a social setting where he didn't know what everyone else's vibe was going to be on Gobble Ghost. And he went for it.

And so I was like, you're volunteering a part of your soul. And I applaud you for being a dank bitch. And this other pris gay who would definitely be no pic no chat yeah was like i now i would never and i'm like yeah that's because you're sitting at home watching like fucking top gear oh and like you've got your led lights set up just the way you like them at the right color shift you know whatever yeah yeah yeah oh i just like you are boring yes Of course these things don't happen to you. You see fun stories waiting to happen

and then you just say, no, I'm going to sit at home. Yeah. I find blowjobs boring, but I find that guy more boring. Also, you know what? Last week we entered two ghosts into the bunker. Yeah. And I fear they might be lonely. Is there room in this bunker

for one gobble ghost? For the sucking sprite? The phantom of the fap? You know what? It's going to have to expand the offering to eating ass. Oh. Which I think that's... Anus yes um um okay do you think

eating ass is like that celebratory yeah i think eating ass is like oral service also licking of the pits you know well that's too high the sheet could easily blow up at that point true uh true that's danger zone bed threads bed heads okay bed heads okay okay yes i think we can get in contact with him but you know what the gobble ghost i think the gobble ghost probably doesn't like i think he's happy to die upon this earthly plane there's a corner in the bunker for a gobble ghost but also he's in the military he'll be fighting the apocalypse gobble ghost on the battlefield when are they adding the morale up for the troops you know to smash brothers well i mean okay so here's the other part i was like okay gobble ghost when you saw saw him did he have a plain white sheet? Yes.

Or was it patterned? Yeah. Patterned. It was like a sheet that your nonna pulls down from the top of the cupboard when you're staying the night on the air mattress. Oh, my God. That's amazing. Because, obviously, there's a... About having a, you know...

Plain white sheet. Yeah. In the dark of night. Oh, you mean like clanny? Yes. Oh my God. Can we tell that story? Wait, which story?

When we were going to the NGV. Okay. So we were going to the NGV gala when we got back to Melbourne, not the NGV gala. There was an opening. It was the, what was it? Oh, there was an opening it was the what was it oh it was for it was the gay exhibition yeah it was just gay it was gay they just were like let's see what we can do with our existing collection yeah of gays anyway so we were like going we'd

been in adelaide and we were like oh maybe we can get our dear friend to make us something and we're like we can't do anything that requires makeup or wig or anything like that. Yeah, we were interstate and it was the day we got back. Yes. It was like that night. So we needed something that we could literally just put on. And we were like, well, wouldn't it be cool if we came as like ghosts? Like the archetype of ghosts.

Yes. But like gay ghosts. Yes. So it's like we came in the Beastie Girls colors, but we'd be like fabulous ghosts. But like a cartoon stamp picture of a ghost. Yes. But then with like adornments, like a purse and like a crown. Yeah.

Like Scooby-Doo kind of ghosts. Yes. And we were like, that's fabulous to be like paying tribute to the history of like the gays that have gone before us, the gay elders that are no longer with us. You know, there's something quite fab about that. Anyway, so then we're getting stuff made by dear friend of the pod, Panchetta. Yes.

But then the thing that we hadn't clicked onto until we saw the image of what was getting made was how quickly ghosts can look like clan member correct and we were about to go to this gay exhibition dressed up like clansmen oh in pink yellow and blue and so we had to be like oh my god i'm so sorry we need to steer this ship away from Clanny. But one moment, though. Because a big part of this is that in the inspiration board and everything, of course, I was like, well, the Nazgul from Lord of the Rings. Yes, the Nazgul, isn't it? What do they ride? They're the ringwraiths.

Yeah, the ringwraiths. Do they ride horses? No, with the dragons that they ride. What are they called? Oh, my God, I can't my god i can't believe do you think a single person listening cares wow okay well the ringwraiths when they're in like when they're on the top of that mountain when they stab frodo and blah blah blah and they're in like ghostly form and they have like like all of the rags and stuff but then they have these fabulous crowns so they have these huge crowns that are like tall and towering so we're like that's fabulous let's have this ghost shape with a big pointed hat on

the top inspired by lord of Rings, not by something else. But I think, thankfully, it all kind of turned at the exact right moment. And Panchi did such a fabulous job with those rags. Yes. Well, we then, like... We added sunglasses and lipstick and, like, purses and everything we could to make it. Yeah, it was absolutely very different silhouette in the end. But in those

initial stages but then because we were like wearing stockings over our head as well because we were not going to be wearing makeup yeah and then we're like okay well let's add lipstick like marks like lips like big juicy sassy lips over these masks which kind of was like a bit unnerving but like cool and interesting looking and i put on big red lips but then of course once i got there there was free drinks everywhere and i was like well i'm not giving up this opportunity to like i'm so uncomfortable right now yeah so it was like sipping drinks through my like skivvy head and the red lips started to bleed out until it looked like i had been like beaten beneath the bandages and suddenly this like loving tribute to the gay elders past and the like fabulous history of gay was like

and she's been beaten yeah beaten and wrapped in a rag and thrown into a river it was but then she's got a fabulous little handbag that matches and bracelets on. Oh, God. It was, you know, yeah. Hmm. Hmm. But, you know, it's going to be okay. How was your week?

It was fab. I'm working my wardrobe. I was like, I've got to do my laundry. But then I was like, well, i don't have nowhere to put it so i need to finish off this wardrobe that i got from ikea that i wanted to repaint into a colorway that i could stand to have in my room and so i was like well then i need to like sand and prime the doors on that and then paint it and then lacquer it and then put it all together and then I can do my laundry. So I'm midway through that process of doing my laundry right now.

You have a magnetism to American terms sometimes, like laundry. You mean washing. Oh, people say laundry in Australia. Yeah, Americans, they've moved to Australia. Wait, Matt, what do you... People say laundry in Australia. Yeah. Americans, they've moved to Australia. Wait, Matt, what is it? I would say dirty washing. Dirty washing. Yeah, washing.

What about that bar in the middle of Fitzroy called Laundry? Well, we have laundries. That's for a laundromat. Yeah. It's not a washing shop. I can't be attacked here in my own home. It's not a washing shop. I can't be attacked here in my own home. It's not a bad thing. It's not.

It was bad. I just said, there you go again. Anyway, so that was me, you know, trying to complete a mundane task. Oh. Yeah. I love procrastination. No, no. This is very, you know, this is important.

No, no, I heard the story. And I booked all my accommodation for Mexico. Oh, yes. And me and Benign will be seeing each other while we're in Mexico, which is so fabulous. So good for you both. Yes, it'd be so nice. We were saying in our private chat away from you how exciting it is.

And it's kind of like the Lizzie McGuire movie where it's like Gordo and Lizzie go to Rome. But then Miranda can't be there because she's mysteriously not there. Because she wasn't allowed to be in the films. And that's you. Who's Gordo? Oh my god. Okay. And Zelda Moon.

Yes. What is the apocalypse this week? Okay. This week I'm going to anoint an assassin. What? From I don't know where, some country. I'm going to grant them flight and immortality. And they're going to assassinate every person on earth.

One by one? Yeah. This seems long. No no they're also really fast what do you mean super speed see sometimes i'm worried that we're gonna burn through all the classic apocalypses too soon but there's never been like a fucking disaster movie where an assassin kills everyone yeah but imagine what about the last person you You know how there's those videos of cows at the abattoir and the other cows are being killed in front of the cows and you're like, that's kind of fucked up.

That's going to be the last person on earth after this assassin has killed everyone else. See, I wish that it was like a factory abattoir, but instead you're having an assassin spy versus spying around the world. To everyone. Everyone gets to be in the spy fantasy. That's fun. Okay.

Yeah. Also, they wear a really cool outfit, of course. And they kind of parkour around. They don't have a vehicle. So that's it this week. Okay. And what's the assassin's name? Come on.

David. David what david what you really are one of our greatest minds i think oh yeah david watch and he has a cool outfit and he'll have a weapon as well maybe a yeah what's he using um i think he's gonna use a rapier a what a rapier a what don't that's what what yeah what is a what is it a rapier what is that it's a it's a really thin sword that they use in fencing. You can't just say he's got a thin sword? Well, that's not the name of the sword, is it? And he's going to kill everyone with that?

Yeah. Because it's like a little... Through the neck. And it's a really petite little hole. And he's assassinating everyone. Everyone. Okay, listen. I'm not going to question this any further.

We're going to take a quick, short, petite, tiny little hole of a break. It's Madeline, it's Madeline. She may be very small, like this break. We'll be right back. And welcome back. Hello. You know, I've learned a lot today about the effects of methamphetamines on the minds of 35-year-old women.

Oh, my God. Go on. I've never done meth. Hmm? You can't say that as if I have. Look at her. Listen to the cadence of your voice. I don't speak like someone who's on meth.

We've talked about meth too much on this podcast. Well, maybe we need to 9-11 it and stop talking about it. I think that's a good idea. We should probably do that for the Nazi party as well. When have we talked about the Nazi party? When we talked about that Pokemon shit. SSN. The SSN.

Yes. You know what? I'm changing my child's first name to SSN. I realized I didn't after the Persephone conversation. I let that just go by. Like I didn't mock you nearly enough. Why? I don't think okay listener zelda and this is like with

all the love in the world oh no that i say this to you but you come from a line of bogan names yeah yeah and the the the triptych of bogan name is bogan name bogan name really like fantasy related like name name yeah so yeah i just i don't think that you can then add like i think you need to go super minimalist yeah to avoid the curse of being like this is gabriella or like you knowphone. Like you can't be yelling that out at Knock City. I'm sorry. I've never been to Knock City and I've never done meth. Anyway, on to our next subject. Okay.

First up for discussion tonight. Is robots. Now listen, we're going to gonna need a robot inside of the bunker and it's our job now to decide which robot zelda moon might kick things off okay okay because you're a bit of a you like a bit of science fiction i do like science fiction a lot it's my go-to genre so many robots so little time just pick one not yet um okay so i'd say most robots are in sci-fi we don't have a lot of robots in real life well you're not looking hard enough don't think no well we'll get there. Obviously, all the robots in the Alien franchise. Very cool. That white blood that looks like cum.

Help, David, he's absolutely covered in cum. And what else? I mean, like, the Evangelions, obviously. You're going to have to explain that to the audience. Okay, so Neon Genesis Evangelion. For those who don't know, Neon Genesis Evangelion, 1995 anime. Hideaki Anno is the director. Incredible.

It's basically about the end of the world, and there's these giant robots that have to defend the world against the angels, and the angels are the bad guys, just like Bayonetta, actually. And it's an amazing, amazing series um and it's like amazing amazing series and it's been remade a thousand times and it's just it's like the pinnacle of 90s anime all anime some might say like japanese people were defending against some sort of encroaching force of religious colonialism yeah and yeah the evangelions are this giant, giant, giant robots

that are operated by exclusively 14 to 15 year old teenagers. And they are often imbued with a soul of the pilot's parents. Okay, that's enough. Well, you asked. Well, no, I think now that's... Oh, no, no, no. That's what I was getting at. So anyway, the end song of Neon Genesis Evangelion, for. Well, you asked. Well, no, I think now that's... Oh, no, no, no. That's what I was getting at. So anyway, the end song of Neon Genesis Evangelion, for the credits, is Fly Me to the Moon.

And that is where Zelda Moon comes from. Moon from Fly Me to the Moon from... Zelda Fly. Yeah. People always think Sailor Moon and I say, not so. No, I'm a deep cut kind of girl. And you take the floppy disk around your neck and you say it's a bit of a deeper deeper thing than that you put it it's actually

anyway so they're giant robots with souls who have 16 year olds inside of them sometimes they go crazy fighting angels yes and you say you're not on math. And can everyone see these angels? I guess that robot does have a soul. Yeah. But they haven't, like, they're such a cool design. But there's also, like, I love, like, the plug suits from, like, Bubblegum Crisis, Tokyo 2040. Are they robots? Well, okay, so does a robot have to be sentient?

Yeah. Okay, then, no. So they're out. But there are the boomers in that, which are the robots in that, which the, um, the night sabers fight. Anyway. Um. I really thought this was going to be a tidy little C-3PO and we're done. Oh no, not C-3PO.

He's a droid, not a robot. Um. Who is your favorite Star Wars droid? C-3PO, I i would guess there's him there's the ball and then what is that one called the ball bb8 bb8 yeah they were making money on that bitch um and then r2d2 i know that one yeah. And then there's not really any other robots, is there? Oh, my God. You know, C-3PO was in this week's episode of Ahsoka. I don't like that.

You don't like timelines? I know that there's a very frail, skinny British man caught inside of that puppet. Yes, that's true. And that's what gets me through. It's like thinking about the days shooting in the desert with that frail skinny british gay man he's so oh him at the like disney cons he's a loose cannon i love it he's crazy this is such a vibe bring me that

every time because yeah like those those frail skinny men that exist inside of prosthetics. Like the guy that does all the Hellboy stuff. Yes. Ooh, he's so good. That tall skinny one. Yeah. And he's like the hands guy in Pan's Labyrinth. He's all sorts of things. Yeah.

Yes. Yes. Behind every great robot is a frail skinny homosexual man. I don't know if the guy from... He was a band of other Patrick Stewart. Everyone's gay. Everyone's gay Everyone's gay Especially on Bisexual Awareness Week

Yeah, I don't know Yeah, but I'm not finished Oh There's that Tyrannosaurus robot pet But here's my pitch for the bunker Okay, here we go So, you know Those YouTube videos of those like crazy

companies i don't know how they can fund it or what boston analytica and they're in a parking lot always and they kick the robot and it goes but then it stands up and you can't kick it down it will run it will go up terrain down terrain it kind of looks like a robot dog without a face backwards knees that yeah that robot that's in the bunker i like i can kick it and we need it it's like stable table plus yeah well it's it's an interesting thing to start by like like pointing to some of the most significant and exciting human breakthroughs in technology and like the way that they're showing it off is the kick test yeah can't kick it down robot yeah i think that they should do that with everything yeah every time there's a major human announcement they're like we're sending the rover to mars and they kick the rover and then if it

doesn't bounce back it's like or like this young athlete is going to the olympics this year and they like kick them and then if they don't get back up then they don't get to go wow yeah we've invented a toaster fit for the well at the end of the day it makes good toast um that is so good it's so cool it's like has has such a cool aesthetic. It's kind of exposed interior. You know what would make it even cooler is that plastic wrap that is kind of see-through but coloured, like an old clamshell lap laptop or the Game Boy Colours. The prison design.

Yeah, that's cool. That's very cool. Love that robot. No, I have to agree. That did cross my mind when thinking about robots. I think that that is definitely a great, great addition for kicking purposes alone. Yes. Do you think that Gwyneth Paltrow will kick it?

Yes. Or do you think she'll have someone kick it? Both. I think... But you know what? Gwyneth wears sandals. Yes. Punishing your toes. You can't kick a robot

It's not the best to kick You really need to get The flat foot edge But thankfully There's a lot of surface area On that robot So you know Except that awful

That Black Mirror episode Where they Have the robot Chasing that woman What? Oh it's awful Yeah Like all Black Mirror episodes

I presume See this is just We can't get into this On the pod I hate Black Mirror It's so stupid I think it's awful. Yeah, like all Black Mirror episodes, I presume. See, this is just, we can't get into this on the pod. I hate Black Mirror. It's so stupid. I think it's stupid that you defend it. I hate it. It's so good. It's like, what if we did this?

Whoa. Oh, my God. Yeah. Wow. That's every episode of Black Mirror. I would proffer to you,elda moon that if you want to critique something just stating what it's doing in a funny voice is not the way to critique it well if something wants to be taken seriously it's speculative science fiction of course it's

going to take fun concepts and try them out you And you know what the best thing about it? It doesn't overstay its welcome. No, but that's the issue. You can't just try it on. I need it fleshed out. I need deep lore. I need years worth of content based on this well thought out subject matter. Well thought out? We were just talking about Star Wars.

No, I think that's wrong. And I appreciate the tradition of like the Rod Serling, Twilight Zone, Black Mirror is so fun. And Charlie Brooker is such like evil man. And I love that he exists. We need more like him. And British people. So what? What? What robots do you like well black mirror isn't a robot no i was adding on i listen black mirror is great i don't need to defend black mirror you're going to get comments this week about why you don't like black mirror yeah i'll be there to just be

like take you through this experience boo but it is i, I don't know what it is about that show in particular because I love other things like that. Like even love death and robots. I love death and robots. That's fun. They're all fun. But this is the thing. It's nice.

You need to go back to it. It's so camp. And also the thing that's great about it is that Charlie Brooker just really hates people. I remember what it is that I don't like about it. What ticked you and it's the it's the lady gaga effect it is the fan response that's what i don't like about black mirror it's the fucking crazy it's that impersonation was the fans not the show well that's it and i can can't help this. Oh, I can't believe. Imagine. Imagine if you could rate other people. Wow.

Fucking shut up. That's so stupid. Go away. I did not like that episode. But yeah, listen, it's, you know, they're bad episodes. They're good episodes, but it's always a joy to watch. Robots. Okay. So I like, you know, I don't like Roombas.

Roombas don't do shit. The vacuuming machine? Yeah, not into that. I don't like the robot that has to be the maid in the Jetsons. I think that's quite cruel. They make her wear the outfit too. That's like sick. Like she could clean the house,

but why did you have to dress her up like a maid? That's like, ugh. Actually, speaking of skinny British men. Yeah. The robot in I, Robot. Here we go. Did you remember that film with Will Smith? Yeah.

I didn't like him. Independence Day. No. I just felt, you know, like sometimes when you were young and gay, you felt like films were calling you out. Men in Black. And you were just like, oh, that's me up on screen. And the robot.

Representation matters. The robot in iRobot is really like faggy. Oh. And it's just like. Isn't that Robin williams that's bicentennial man you stupid bit these are the ones where they all look like iphones and they're like the laws of robotics mean that we can't do anything i haven't seen i robot i don't know what to tell you will smith is basically following out he's a detective following up a crime after the inventor of the iRobot has been mysteriously killed.

But Will Smith hates robots because his wife and daughter were killed by robots. But they're like, robots wouldn't kill anyone. But then iRobots have one of them has turned against the man. Is this the one where there's like the zombie dogs in the darkness? No, that's I Am Legend. Okay. But no, I didn't. Like that was too faggy.

And there's a faggy robot. I don't like I Am Legend. That was a bad movie. No. What about the Iron Giant? No. What about the Giant? That's a fan club that needs to die.

I can't listen to an old grown man talk to me about how important that film is. Even if it is good. Yeah. What do you think about cyborgs what like android android 18 android 18 android 18 she's a good robot from dragon ball z everyone obviously i'm just telling the people no one needs that she has blue jeans a tight bob a fuck-ass bob and. A tight bob. A fuck-ass bob. Bob! I'm saying tight bob, not bard. Fuck-ass bob. Have you not heard this phrase on the internet, Zelda? A fuck-ass bob?

Well, honey, where have you been? You're joking. You haven't heard about fuck-ass bobs? Someone get this girl the internet. She needs a sip, okay? A fuck-ass bobs. Someone get this girl the internet. She needs a sip, okay? A fuck-ass bob. She has a side part. She has a huge forehead.

She is a robot. She is... Well, she's a cyborg. She... No, she's a robot. Oh, she's an android, actually. Oh, she's so good. Yeah, she's good value. She is so good good and she marries krillin that short one

she marries yeah they get together oh and then she dies yeah maybe she's in the run out of battery power no she's killed she's enveloped she's eaten by cell by cell oh god everything moves on from there darling oh i missed it um what about you know that vegeta ends up with bulma i don't like that they end up i wasn't watching dragon ball z being like who's ending up with who like i just don't know who's shooting did you like love frieza which one was frieza frieza like head. Yeah, the one who like changes form. Now you see my true form. No, I don't really have a distinct flavor on that bitch. Freeza was so camp.

No. So camp. Cell also. They're all camp actually. Android. Android 18 is great. Android 17. The man.

Also hot. And then Android 16. Ugh. Not in the bunker. No way. No, I think Android 18 is probably my pick. I'm trying to think if I have any other robots. Not iRobot.

Not a Furby, that's for damn sure. No. What about, have you been to a restaurant lately where there's like the waiter who's a robot? We were at that restaurant. Yeah. And then you kicked it. It failed the test. Man, we're going to have to ask you to leave.

Although it does seem cruel to put robots through a test that we couldn't pass. Oh, I've been kicked many times. Yeah, and you fell. What if the robot learns to kick back? Oh, that's the next thing. Okay. I think we're putting two things in the bunker. Yeah, that's good.

Yeah. I think Android 18. Yeah. She's got a blonde fuck-ass bod. And then we're going to have the Boston Analytica, Boston, is it? Boston Robotics? I'm sorry. It's not, yeah, Boston Robotics.

KickBot. The KickBot 5000. KickBot 5000. Yeah. Surely that's what they called it. Yeah. Yeah. Yes!

Okay, lock it in. That's cool. Send it out the gate. All right, Fab. We'll be that's what they called it. Yeah. Yeah. Yes! Okay, lock it in. That's cool. Send it out the gate. All right, Fab. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Hello, everyone. Welcome back.

Hello. It's now essential for us to decide upon the following subject. Yes. Which of People's Sexiest Man Alives is allowed into the bunker? Yes. Now, the Sexiest Man Alive is voted by People magazine and has been for over 30 years. Yes, it's been going since 1985. And now we must decide,

based on all of these men. These 37 men. Well, actually, some of them double. We've got two Johnny Depps in there. Ooh! And I know you were just chomping at the bit to put Johnny Depp into the bunker. No.

No? No. You didn to put Johnny Depp into the bunker. No. No? No. You didn't want Johnny Depp? Only if Helena's coming and she's not. You think that they still talk? No. No. No.

You know, the people that die on the Johnny Depp Hill, I'm like, he's not going to like hang out with you. Do you know what I mean? He doesn't know that you're defending him. I personally believe like everything about that marriage was deeply fucked and unwell and that he is absolutely an abusive piece of shit however allegedly however like even if he is not every other report about this man has made him sound like an absolute div like an absolute piece of shit yeah so it's like even if he is not the awful fucking piece of shit that he's been made out during the trial of him and amber heard

yeah he still sounds like just a raging raging alcoholic who is just not fun to be around anymore like no and i also think he's not that hot Well, you said it Maybe in My own private Idaho That's it No, I agree That's it Or maybe in Alice in Wonderland

Had that kooky red hair Oh my god Kooky spooky funny hat Oh Do you know what though? People dressing up like the Mad Hatter Oh no That's not in the bunker.

There is no reference to Alice in Wonderland or The Wizard of Oz in the bunker. Thank you. Apart from a traditional witch costume. Yeah. And I do enjoy the concept of, like, melting. I'm melting. That's great. I think if Wizard of Oz wasn't given the, the like obscene fan treatment that it is it would

be so camp to just go back and watch from time to time because obviously judy garland is incredible but it is just such a shame and it does fall under the the black mirror treatment of the fandom is the issue have poisoned and there's like a really annoying woman on tiktok whose whole identity actually that every time i go on tiktok there's a new person whose whole identity is being like things you didn't know about wizard of oz and i'm like oh you know what i don't need to know i don't like that but you know what i do like wicked boom and ariana grande's in the news playing glinda yeah getting with spongebob spongebob do you not see this what oh zelda moon so there's a man who's working on this like he's another performer the voice actor from spongebob no he played spongebob in the broadway

spongebob the musical i'm sorry what yeah there's a broadway spongebob the musical which is actually better than you think it's gonna be okay you've seen it no i'm not seeing it but i you know watched a lot of youtube videos about its development uh because anyway they approached it in a really interesting way that was keeping in the spirit of the show but without doing like literal interpretations of all the characters were they underwater yeah they put the whole audience underwater. No, the stage. Just the stage, Lazy.

They don't all need to be underwater. I feel like the answer's going to be no. Then that's not what it's like in real life. Yeah. Okay. They didn't put... You know what they could perform it in? What?

Alusionarium. Maybe if he makes it in. But anyway, I digress. He's in the cast of Wicked, the movie. Playing what? The Tumnus character? I don't know. Okay.

Anyway, him and Ariana Grande started fuking on the set. However. That seems inappropriate. Wicked! Boom! But here's the hitch with the witch, is that Ariana Grande was already married. She got married to some investment broker guy.

Real estate guy? Anyway, some plain Jane from New York City. And then SpongeBob was also married to a woman who is having their child. Patrick. I've seen SpongeBob. I don't know. Jesus Christ. Go on.

Anyway, and the internet went insane that day. The internet was on fire doing what the internet does, which is telling everyone that Ariana Grande is like, she's got a pattern of hooking up with all these men that are already in relationships. She's a little fucking homewrecker piece of shit. I'm just tearing down Ariana Grande. And I'm like, why do you care? Why do you care? Well, let me tell you right now i don't care

but it's like the verve with which people like anything can happen in culture yeah except cheating the like the like straight people will be like how could you be with someone in the binds of a monogamous relationship and then dare to cheat? When it's like, we know that like 49% of couples admit to cheating. It just is like, the stats are undeniable. And people treat it like it is the worst crime that a human being can commit. And I'm like, they just fucked somebody else. And it's terrible.

He's just had a kid. But I'm like, listen, I don't know what to tell you. You don't need to burn them at the stake. Yeah. Who cares? Who cares? It doesn't change Ariana's music. No.

And it's also one of those, this is some broad generalizations, but it's one of those straight things. Yeah. Where it's like, what are you? Wait, so you're in a, did you say it was called an open relationship? Was it? Like get a grip. It's so foul.

And also like, I think the thing about it is Spongebob, the guy that plays Spongebob, people were like saying. Well, I don't know if he really played Spongebob if he wasn't underwater. This is a character who is constantly underwater. It lives at the bottom of the ocean. You haven't even seen it. So you don't know. No, but I know something.

So you should know that sometimes he does come on land. He'll dry out. Well, don't worry. They find ways around it. Anyway. But also, how is there fire under there? Zelda Moon, what are you talking about? I just actually can't look at you right now.

It's like you're so late. Anyway. Yeah. Because he was not a, what I will say, like model looking man. Yeah. He's just like a redheaded guy. He's a redhead? With like a little slim, like athletic bod.

He sounds hot. Look him up. Wait, what's his name? SpongeBob Ariana Grande. You keep saying things. But I think because he's just like a bit of a normal looking person, all of America went, well ariana will not be stopped first this guy next my boyfriend maybe she's gonna steal all the boyfriends like

matt watch the assassin who goes around killing everyone with his rat rape rape rape yeah yeah whoa um this is a interesting looking individual are you saying you wouldn't mystery box that boy if i feel like this is the guy who's under the sheet girl like what look at him shirtless okay i'll put that in but you know i think it's just that he's too close to home and so like everyone got freaked out because they were like she could she could take anyone next she's also ariana grande of course she could she can have anything she wants well i've ended up on someone else shirtless but that's fine um okay so anyway So point being, the Führer is just too much.

People need to chill out. It's not your baby. Let them sort it out. Anyway, did we get here from Johnny Depp? Yeah, Johnny Depp's not in the bunker. He's not in the bunker. He's off. So we're down to 36 contestants.

How long have we got? Well, we can rule out Mel Gibson straight away because we're not having any fucking anti-Semites in the bunker. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. We're not having anyone that you don't know who they are. No. Oh, except you did like John F. Kennedy Jr., but he's dead. He's hot.

Sean Connery also kind of, didn't he? Yeah, another wife beater. Sean Connery, no. No Tom Cruise. He's a Scientologist. We can't deal with that right now although i do love sci-fi patrick swayze is another bones situation oh ben affleck i love ben affleck wow richard gear and cindy crawford they got sexiest couple alive in 1993 i don't know like i love richard

gear but i don't want him and cindy to have to spend all of eternity together after the divorce I would think we should just take Cindy What do you think of Brad Pitt? No Denzel Washington? No I mean he looks incredibly handsome on this cover But you know who else is on that cover?

Princess Diana! And then we've got George Clooney. Yeah, no. He's gay, you know. He does those Nescafe ads. That seems weird. Harrison Ford. Harrison Ford.

When I think of Harrison Ford, I think of the young Indiana Jones who played that, like... Was that River Phoenix? Yeah. Back to My own private Idaho. He's so hot. That's the only thing I can remember. And I guess a boulder or something.

So you didn't like Indiana Jones? No, it was too straight. I was much more of an Indiana Jones girly than I was a Star Wars girly. Obviously. But then obviously on reflection you're like, oh, this was really racist. Richard Gere. Richard Gere makes too many appearances here. Did you ever hear that?

I mean, obviously that was such a big thing on South Park. But the thing about Richard Gere and the gerbil. Oh. Oh, that's where Lemmy Winks comes from. Is that where that comes from? There was like a big urban myth that Richard Gere had been doing sex acts with a gerbil and it got stuck up inside of him and he had to go to hospital. I think it's very funny that Pierce Brosnan is in one of these covers.

This is kind of like People's Bunker. This is People's Bunker. Okay. Okay, so now I'm... Wait, wait, wait, wait. 007, GoldenEye. What a movie! That was back when when I love that movie

I don't think there's been better James Bond I stand for the Pierce Brosnan era oh they are the ones I will die another day actually thank you but also one of the things

you know those gay awakenings as a child one of the things, like, you know, those like gay awakenings as a child. One of them is absolutely Xena from 007 crushing that man to death with her thighs. Very good. Oh my God. Important. Not in a like, that didn't turn me gay because I was afraid of having sex women because i thought they would kill me alive but because it was so fabulous oh my god you're like i am that woman with her powerful thighs yes oh i love her yeah and obviously like god and i double seven is like the 64 shooter game oh and that's and like just and like just, yeah. Oh my gosh, that's so good.

So good. Um, okay. So 2004. But Pierce isn't in it. Also, he did that movie with Fran Fine. Oh,

he was not in that film. Wasn't he? He was not in Beautician and the Beast like you thought he was. Who was it? But he was in Mamma Mia. Ugh. And when you see him, we're going,

can't you hear me? Okay. So 2004 is my vote. I'm putting in my vote. I want Jude Law. You want Jude Law? I love Jude Law. Actually, you know what?

Yeah? Jude Law's my favorite robot. In AI. Oh. As the prostitute robot. What about... Sex worker robot. Gattaca.

He's just in a wheelchair. He's not a robot in that film. Oh my God. I dare you. I don't remember him being in a wheelchair. That was the whole plot of the film. I don't remember. I love Gattaca.

Oh my God. What a great film. Did you have to study Gattaca? Yes. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. That is the most high school studied film ever.

But God, it didn't dampen it for a second. Cause what a perfect film. I should rewatch it. I don't think I've watched it since high school. It's so chic. And Uma Thurman is amazing. And Ethan Hawke. Yeah.

Oh, and Jude Law. Yeah. And Jude Law like had his like full smoke show era where he was just the hottest man oh yeah and that that is the jude law that i like in the bunker uh-huh yeah but that i think everyone goes in at their peak well not carrie fisher or maybe she is maybe that's it how How cruel. No, her bones have a unique charm. Okay, so you're not going to vote for Hugh Jackman? Hugh Jackman? No.

Oh. I think he, you know what, he ticked me right off. Because he went to lunch recently with, what's his face? The pedophile. Oh. Fucking producer of, or director of X-Men. Bryan Singer. Bryan Singer.

Singer? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Boo. And they're still keeping a relationship alive. Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo. Despite the fact that that man is a fucking creep and should be in prison. That worries me. Yeah.

You? Let's talk about it. Ryan Reynolds? No. No. Like, Ryan Reynolds is very hot, but... God god he's just the most obnoxious type of straight man i don't don't like it no no no it's just also it's like that him having a career is bizarre yeah he's like once again network tv famous yes but he's not like the most famous celebrity in

the world famous he's's Meghan Markle. He's like, him and Meghan Markle need to be just TV sitcom famous. They shouldn't be like, we run the fucking world. Because he's not a movie star. I'm sorry. He's like two guys that go on a pizza shop. That was his level. Let him stay in that lane.

But him being like the fucking business mogul of hollywood yeah it's bizarre i think he's fine as deadpool like i think that's quite fine but that's because his face is covered you know that impression that you did before about someone explaining black mirror yeah that is how i imagine deadpool you haven't seen deadpool oh my god looking at the camera like I'm funny how I did that. You mean breaking the fourth wall? Yeah. Did you watch She-Hulk?

No. Oh, it's so funny. I will never, ever watch She-Hulk. Now ask me why. Ask me why. Ask me why. Okay, why? Well, I will not watch She-Hulk because they fucking didn't put a woman in green makeup. Instead, they went to agonizing, agonizing lengths to make her entirely out of CG. Yeah.

Are you? It's literally the easiest thing to do with- She hulks out. Her entire body changes. You went to makeup school. You know that this is possible. No, you can't make up someone from being 5'6 to being 7'8 and muscular. She double and then comped her face onto a very muscular woman's body with green paint on.

No. Why do I believe more in the transformative power of makeup and practical effects than you? I... One moment. As I said to you as She-Hulk was airing, halfway through the season, they do a funny bit where they do the intro to the old Hulk show from the 70s. But instead of being Hulk, it's She-Hulk. And they have a woman painted green. And she looks fucking ridiculous.

But that's the bit that they're doing. You're telling me it couldn't be achieved? She's hot. She-Hulk hot. She's banging. They could absolutely do makeup banging She-Hulk. I just can't believe you. You think that the CG is that good?

I didn't say that. Well, then why are we doing it? And when they talk about how expensive it was to make her entirely computer generated, I'm like, you can't convince me that that is better than just having Miss Lani. What's her name? Tiziana Buberini. Tiziana Buberini in green fucking Elphaba makeup being the She-Hulk with a padded fucking outfit to make her look muscular.

We have the technology. It's probably the only superhero effect that is so easy to achieve. They could have done some of that Gandalf Frodo framing. Absolutely. That's fun. Also, when it's a show, and you're not going to have these major, big fight sequences or whatever. And you didn't watch Bagan.

I would just like her to be just a regular lady with green makeup on. Thank you. Okay. Well, buckle up because Wicked's coming and that should fill your cup okay bradley cooper no david beckham we've already said no additional beckhams can come no more beckhams sorry david and this is where okay so 2016 is where people starts getting a bit like odd because like i think everyone passed this point oh no idris is really hot

yes but like the rock no i just i don't think the rock is giving sexiest man alive i think he's a very fit man yes but i'm not saying like and no disrespect to duane and his family but this is not the smoke show no i'm not gonna melt when he speaks to me and then Next year, country star Blake Shelton, who ruined Gwen Stefani. And he, like, even in the image, he looks like just a whole tub of mayonnaise tipped out in the sun. I'm sorry, but an obsession with Japan is what ruined Gwen Stefani, but go on. Well, then you've been ruined for a while. He's awful. And then Idris Elba.

Idris, incredible. incredible is a babe and then john legend once again not a person that i would call a smoke show and then michael b jordan can fucking get it that is i mean it's kind of got to be the one but then and then once sorry just to round up the list once again paul rudd is a nice looking man but not someone that i would call the sexiest man alive yeah in 2021 sorry paul but there were sexier men who were alive maybe after the world has been apocalyptic i've had one assassin yes but not today mr watch yeah um chris evans i mean I mean Chris Evans is very very handsome But a bit like A misc

Yeah They're all a bit misc Yeah you're just the handsome prototype I can't believe Blake Shelton got in there That's bizarre That's Okay but I think That this list

Should have Christopher Maloney Oh yeah Christopher Maloney He Oh yeah, Christopher Maloney. He's like objectively. He is sexy. He is so sexy. I think the thing about him is that he like seems kind of sweaty. Like that's a good.

Oh yeah. Vibe. Like he would like fuck you at a sex party. We have a thing that we talk about all the time about fake horny and real horny. Yes. And whether someone is like, I mean, mostly we're talking about the time about fake horny and real horny yes and whether someone is like i mean mostly we're talking about the divas but like talking about whether their pop persona is like fake horny like they pretend to be like i'm drizzling syrup on myself but you're like

they're going home and washing the syrup off and getting into bed and being like why is it so hot in here but like then i just need to cover the light on the alarm clock because i can't sleep when there's a bit of a light yeah so i just need to cover that first i hope that's okay and then there's real horny where it's like oh like you just fucked and then you came here and then you just fucked again yeah so like for example on that thesis beyonce fake horny and then rihanna real horny yes okay and then so it's like taylor swift fake horny miley cyrus fake horny but yeah it's very hard to find real horny however christopher maloney is real horny he's real horny yeah and a lot of these men not real horny oh fake

horny fake horny i reckon david beckham is real horny yeah yeah yeah yeah but i think it's got to be michael b jordana yeah i'm trying to like because i've not seen his hits i think i've only seen him in black panther yeah yeah but i haven't seen his like breakthrough because he was in creed wasn't he yes okay i haven't seen those he's been in Yes. Okay, I haven't seen those. He's been in like real movies, but I haven't seen those. Well, that's it. But he is a babe. Who cares? I don't need to see any in a movie.

I can just see his photo. But do I want... Okay, here's the thing. Yeah. We can have him if I can have Jude Law Robot from AI. Sold. Okay, great. Lock it in.

Two. Amazing. You know what? We need to up the... Yeah, we need some... Yeah. And I think the other thing that we didn't discuss is how creepy that little fucking boy is in AI.

AI. Artificial intelligence. I don't remember. I'm thinking of... It's the Steven Spielberg one with the boy from I See Dead People, Sixth Sense. Yes. And he's like, they buy a little robot because they can't have a baby themselves. But then they have a miracle and actually end up having a child.

But then they have this creepy robot baby hanging around the house that never ages. Mothrigan. Not Mothrigan. Another robot. Another robot. But we didn't let her in in the Meg, so we're not letting her in now. Did we discuss her on the Meg episode? We didn't. her in in the meg so we're not letting her in now did we discuss her we didn't we didn't that's a huge mistake yeah not that she would have gotten in

not while mega malali was ready to swim but also was mithrigan out roboted by that other robot in her own film yeah that other robot that other robot is great. I know it's a suit, but you know. Yeah. Creepy little boy. Pardon? That creepy little boy. In what? In AI.

Oh, right. You're still talking about that thing. Okay. Great additions. Okay, great. Look it in, look it in. We'll be right back after the break. Death to everyone. Welcome back, everyone.

Oh, hello, hello, hello. Hello. Okay. Up, level three, sitcoms. Sitcoms. Situation comedies. Okay. okay up level three sitcoms sitcoms go situation comedy okay i'm so glad you said that because i was gonna ask for clarification on what a sitcom is situational comedy yeah situation comedy oh anyway sitcoms i think we should only be discussing multi-cam sitcoms like so your classics like on a soundstage the i love lucy style one division there we go and not the single cam like a modern family or a pucks and wreck or whatever like on a soundstage classic sitcom

yeah live studio audience Live studio audience vibes. Ha ha ha! Exactly. Yeah. Exactly. Okay. Okay. In my mind, I'm thinking of The Nanny.

The Nanny. And I'm thinking of Seinfeld. Both very important entrees. Sitcoms? Yes. Okay. Entrees? Entrees into the the discussion okay i think what we

should be aiming for is perhaps that like the nanny we bring the set into the bunker and then we have the cast at their current ages have to like they have to like act out every night and do theater shows of that sitcom. Does that sound good to you? That does. Okay. So on that, Seinfeld is obviously incredible. Yes. You know what my favorite scene in Seinfeld is?

The episode where George is wearing the toupee. Yeah. And towards the end of the episode, it's like kind of unrelated, but Elaine, they're in jerry's apartment and she snatches it off his head and she opens the window and she screams at george and says i don't like this and here's what i like the nanny is like the best of the b sitcoms wow you know what i mean like there's like the prime like on your on your tier list well it's not my tier list it's like where they were functioning inside of the broader so what's

on s tier um i would have to say obviously will, Will and Grace. Cheers. Mary Tyler Moore. Cheers? I love cheers. What about Katie Segal? Oh, that's a C. C to B. A mum, a mum.

Married with children. Oh, yeah, I hate that show. But what about Katie Segal? She's great. Yeah. She's great. And that's got Christina Applegate in it as well. Oh, sure.

I reckon there's an episode where we can get Katie in. We'll see what we can do. Did you watch, what's the thug show? Sons of Anarchy. Yes. No, I didn't. Really? That was such a good show.

You were watching the Sons of Anarchy? Oh, religiously. And like crying and like, oh my God, I can't wait for the next season. Oh, and then there was the episode where the surgeon got a hand caught in the sliding door in the van. Well, now I don't have to watch it. You've ruined it. Well, it's just like the stage show of SpongeBob for me. That's also been ruined tonight.

Not underwater. Okay. So, cheers. spongebob for me that's also been ruined tonight not underwater okay so um cheers cheers no oh my god i love cheers so basically growing up my dad was like obsessed with sitcoms obviously but like cheers was like the sitcom and they would record every single episode of Cheers. And so by the time me and my sister were like, I don't know, like school holidays rolling around, we would just sit and like watch these old tapes on repeat of Cheers until it was like infused into our very like souls. Okay, here's the thing. If it is about the set that's going in, I think the nanny does have the set.

It's a great set. The kitchen. It's got the kitchen set. It's got the upstairs set. Yeah, of like usually just Maggie's bedroom, but sometimes Mr. Sheffield's bedroom. Yeah, and the hot tub. Yes. And then it's got the big foyer that turns into a living room. Yes.

But we've also got the dining room. And the breakfast. Like, yes. And've also got the dining room and the breakfast like yes and then also mr sheffield's office oh my god and that is like that's got it's got a little balcony everything happened in that that what a huge show yeah okay yeah lock it in i mean oh how could you not Congratulations the nanny The nanny named Fran Bam Okay yeah she's in

Fabulous So it's the whole family Do we think that Yetta and Mumsy are in as well Yetta's dead Yes she's passed So her bones yes

And Sylvia's in her 90s Yeah She can come She makes some great Instagram content at the moment. She's crazy. And Brighton will get him a wig. Because you can have the one that Elaine threw out the window. But here's the thing.

Have you seen toupee talk? Like on TikTok? The amount of men getting units installed? Where they like shave it down and then stick it on? And they're like, wow, what an average looking man and then like at the end you're like i misjudged you you were hot the whole time oh yeah yeah it's hot um i hate brow daddy brow daddy yeah who does like the um like eyebrow shaping and tattooing and stuff oh it's also angular and set forever oh that freaks me out well thankfully you have nice full brow yeah yeah well okay we'll get brighton a tiktok unit

or george costanza's uh toupee and then the bones of yeda and then they will they can stage episodes of of the show yeah gorgeous and now the strike is over the writer's strike is over but the actor's strike hasn't finished yet yes yeah so we won't have any shows until that's settled in the apocalypse not yet yeah okay cool fabulous oh my god it tells i mean we've solved a lot of issues we were very generous tonight and i thank you for allowing that it started with the gobble ghost oh gobble ghost gobble um did we confirm they're in they're in oh yeah they're in yeah actually they can play yetta in the nanny and if you say no you're a homophobe okay this has been another great week we'd like to um just quickly shout out to all the people that have left five-star reviews on this podcast on Apple Reviews.

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