Distractible - Mark's Secret Words

Episode Date: August 26, 2024

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It's time for Mark's Secret Words. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Let's get ready to rumble. Every vocal warm up. That's not the only warm up. Oh, hey Lolly, Lolly, Loss, bad dog. Bad, bad dog. I'm sorry. What? No, I don't remember.

You don't remember bad dog. Good girl. Good girl. No. What's the bad dog thing? That was how that was at the very beginning. You push with your diaphragm and you're a bad dog. I don't remember doing that. I think you did that in your fever dreams, Mark. Medium rare.

A large mountain dew. LARGE. MOUNTAIN DEW. Baja blast. Baja blast. Hi! Welcome to Distractable. I'm your host, King of the Cold Opens, Markiplier. Here to guide you through another experience of wit and wonder

that is Distractable, your favorite podcast by force. I'm joined today by the competitors. We have Robert Meiskins. Hi, wow, hi, hello. And a George Wade Barnes. Hey. Why does he get a middle name? What's your middle name?

I can't even remember. Martin. Look, I have a light now too so you can see me. There you are, yeah, wow. Anyway, they're gonna be competing today in a competition where I'm gonna assign them points, and then one of them is gonna win the episode, and what usually happens is they will host the next episode. That's the way Distractable typically works,

but it also typically works by starting off with checking in on how our competitors are doing and what their lives are like Who wants to go first? I'll go first. I I'm doing pretty good. I Discovered a new thing. I was telling Wade about this before we were recording, but I felt like I should loop you in mark Canes we've talked about canes on the very on the much-loved Fast-food tier list episode we talked about Cane's chicken it's chicken finger place they have a hot sauce I didn't know they did this and today for no reason because I accidentally got the hot sauce instead of ketchup with my order I mixed it into the cane sauce so I made like spicy cane sauce game changer gotta try it

can't recommend it highly enough it's's Louisiana style hot sauce. It's surprisingly good. Got to try it. Can't let it go. But think about it since I had lunch like an hour and a half ago, which is not that long, but I think I'll continue to think about it for a much more impressive amount of time after this. And now I'm hungry. That's, that's, that's really good. Thanks for that, Bob. You're welcome. I could talk about other delicious food stuff if that would help. We'll get back to you. We'll get back to you in a second. Wade, how are you doing?

I'm good, man. I'm a little... You're looking particularly handsome today. I'll give you a handsome point. Ouch. It's okay, Bob. Keep trying. No, Bob, you're looking typically handsome. He's looking particularly handsome. The usual appearance of him is atypical from his current state.

I feel like both of us should be offended by this. Yeah, I feel like that. I should be offended by this. Yeah, I took a little off me and put a little on Wade. Fair is fair. How are you handsome? I was better about 32 seconds ago, but otherwise doing pretty good. Editors confirmed that it was 32 seconds ago. I was doing some traveling, had a friend stay with us, been playing Diablo season five, Diablo four, and it's actually pretty fun. I'm actually really enjoying myself and want to play more a lot. I enjoyed season four, I'm enjoying season five even more and glad that it's finally fun. And also I'm becoming addicted to hibachi and I want it all day every day right now. And Bob mentioned food, My immediate thought was steak, shrimp, filet mignon, and rice.

Yeah, with hot sauce on it, right? I... Well, hold on. With Cane's Louisiana hot sauce. You take the hibachi yum yum sauce and you mix in some Louisiana style hot sauce, and then it's even better. I think you've talked about hibachi for the past three episodes straight. Diablo and hibachi has been his only small talk for a while now. That's all I've had, man. I've been traveling.

I mean, I could tell you about family reunions and hanging out with my nieces. Family sucks. Don't tell me about family. Going to the pool with my dogs and my friends. I could tell you about stuff like that. That sounds very pleasant. Why would that not make sense? I can tell you about how much I enjoy Deadpool Wolverine but try not to give any spoilers. Or I could talk about Diablo and Hibachi. Are you gonna pick any? Yeah, Diablo and Hibachi. Okay. All right. Cool. Well, that's great. I have a food related nightmare Oh cool. You guys know how I hate my car generally sure. Yeah, I hate it. That's awful. It falls apart. It's broken now

Hopefully it'll is it ever not broken. No, very rarely is it broken now. Hopefully it'll be. Is it ever not broken? No, very rarely is it not broken. The suspension is completely out. I had to drive it to Beverly Hills the other week and what I have is a Tesla Model X. I got it in 2017. I've had it for a very long time now, but even the moment that I bought it, it was broken, specifically the suspension. And so the suspension went out because it's got this fancy air suspension. And if the compressor doesn't work, then, you know, it doesn't have those big air bladders. It does have springs in it, I think. But the way those springs work when the air suspension is not there because the car is so heavy,

it kind of just jolts your spine at every tiny bump. And it really starts to undulate uncontrollably on rough roads. If it's not the most perfectly smooth road, I think my spine is gonna shoot out of my ass or out the top of my head. Not pleasant, but that's not why I hate. Dad, that's not a food-related nightmare at all. What's going on here? That's like Son of Beast back in the day. You should try whatever happens and you're about to tell us. You should do on the old Son of Beast ride. I've got a real wooden roller coaster of a car going on over here.

I it is very much like that either Son of Beast or the beast either one it's spine jarring. But what happened was and it's my own fault. I left a bag of fast food in the car. I just forgot to throw it away or something. And usually you know I've done that before and I'm sure plenty of people done that for it. It's not a huge issue, kind of stinks, you throw it away and it's fine. I open the car door and I look and I'm like, ah, I left the food in there. And something on the dashboard's moving.

I think it's a trick of my eyes or something. Blink a few times. Squeak, squeak. The food game sentience? No. Chicken, what are you doing?. Huh? The food gained sentience? No. Chicken, what are you doing? How do you get out of the thing? It was a trail of small dark specks moving across my white dashboard. Mouse poop gained sentience?

No, it was ants. Oh man. There was an army of ants inside and what I I know about this car is that's got a super fancy air filter that's supposed to be like it's it's I look, I want to get rid of this car as soon as possible. But one of the the selling points of it was it had this super powered air filter that could combat forest fire smoke. It has biohazard mode. That's it.

A biohazard. Yeah, our Tesla has that too. That's a, it doesn't have recirculation like normal cars has biohazard mode. I don't know how the ants got in if this thing is so sealed that tiny particulates of toxin in the air can get, can't get through. How in the hell?

Well, ants can lift like 600 times their weight. So what they did was they took the filter out, got in and put the filter back behind them. I'm thinking that is either true or the mice that were living in the frunk chewed their way through something and opened up a path into the car. Your filter is just a hole. You should check your authorized users on the app. Did you accidentally send a phone key invite to someone named Anthony? That's sort of a code name they use. Just one ant carrying a huge

iPhone because they can lift 600 times their weight, walks up next to your car and is all pops open. He leaves a lot of fast food in here. That's very funny. Anyway, that's my small talk for the day. That's not, I mean, I have had ants and I don't care for them. That's not like horrific. I thought you were gonna say there was like maggots in the food or something and you had just eaten it the day before or some kind.

Ants, ants happens. It's the idea that like, I've never experienced ants in a car before. I thought that that would be like one of the few places that is ant proof, you know, you can always escape the ants by going in your car it's not yeah well the ants go everywhere especially if you had previously had mice in there I mean that car is pretty old I didn't realize you had it since 2017 that's that's an old

car yeah I wanted to ride it into the dirt. I just didn't expect that to come so quickly. Hey, dirt comes at you fast. Next upgrade from ants and mice is gotta be something bigger, right? When are you gonna have like a family of possums? I mean, for all I know, they are there. I haven't checked thoroughly. I kind of saw the ants went, and then jumped out. Well, there's like eight different trunks in those things. So have you tracked the frunk, the sub trunk, the second sub trunk, the frunk the sub trunk the second sub trunk the sunk the thunk the monk the sunk the bunk the long the thunk the the I was gonna say the gunk but that's not a trunk in the car that's the the new AI assistant that lives in your Tesla gunk I only turn left gunk

can we navigate to a hibachi restaurant what is h hibachi? I take you to McDonald's again. I only turn left. I don't know why he's like the bad guy from that Rocky movie. If he dies, he dies. I was reminded of a story involving cars. You don't have a car. How could you have a story with cars in it? Oh, it wasn't my car, thankfully.

If it was my car, I might've even told this story anyway on this podcast, but I don't remember. Have I ever told you about how a friend ruined another friend's date with a car? I don't think so. I'm sure you have but I don't remember either so get ready for the angry comments. So back in high school days one of my buddies decided that he was going to be brave and tell the group that he had a date the next morning or the next day I don't remember exactly what time the date was. So my other friend heard that and he was like no you don't. Friend one didn't lock his car

so people could just get in do whatever it was fine it just didn't lock his car. So friend two got into his car found that there was a styrofoam cup in there and decided to take a dump instead cup. Close up the car leave it there and this is the middle of summer. Car heats up gets pretty This is the middle of summer car heats up. It's pretty warm. Oh, I remember now. And he got ants because of that. And he got ants. Uh-huh. The date was Anthony. What the hell is wrong with teenage boys? Jesus Christ.

Needless to say, he got into his car and went to go pick up his date. And he was like, well, he didn't notice until he got there. Oh, he noticed. He he he noticed the moment he got in. He was like, trying to figure out He was like trying to figure out. Trying to figure out what the source because you get into a car, you don't immediately just assume that someone took a dump in your car. It smells more like shit in here than usual.

Hmm. Maybe I'm overestimating my nose powers. I don't think I would need to sit in a car for more than a minute to be like, oh, it smells like a shit. I better get to the bottom of where the shit is. Apparently, in a car for more than a minute to be like, oh it smells like a shit I better get to the bottom of where the shit is Apparently finding the source of it took a minute because he didn't immediately assume that his empty Styrofoam cup all of a sudden had human shit in it. Well, that's not where he usually shits in his car Why wouldn't he assume that what does that mean? The crazy thing about this story is that I never even found out what happened with the date because I'm pretty sure he just either

Called it off or could like he was not gonna go pick up his date in a car that smelled like human shit I feel like you get a do-over I feel like I would have texted the girl or called and been like hey so one of my friends took an actual poop in my car so I'm not gonna subject you to that can we be busy like next weekend or would you believe someone if that was their excuse to get out of a date was like hey one of my friends took a dump in my car I'm at the reschedule. Yes, I would, but I don't know. I would absolutely believe that.

And I'd be like, thank you so much for not letting me be in that car. If you could send me a video of the, of the poop, you have to find it first. So if you could send me proof, I would appreciate that. And then I'll agree to reschedule with you. But otherwise. You get a grainy flip phone camera picture of the turge. Turns up later in a creepypasta blog, you know, it's an SCP-1021. Just a cup of shit that appears in your car to ruin your dates. I want to preface this, this was the time when Jackass was very popular

and this particular group of friends of mine did all kinds of dumb stuff like that. Oh, I had that friend group. We didn't shit on anything, though. You know, they Jackass was really more about physical violence than anything else. They pooped. They did that in a toilet store. You know, they they pooped in the toilet store. Yeah, but that was like one bit.

I would say 98 percent of all of the rest of Jackass had to do with jumping off of something or into something or putting something painful in somewhere sensitive. Not a lot of bits involved shitting in inappropriate places. There were lots of things done with BB guns and fireworks that shouldn't have been. One friend decided he wanted to be run over by his own car. And then while the car was coming at him, he realized he wouldn't fit under it. So he jumped and took out his own windshield and How fast was the car coming at him?

I don't know because i wasn't there i wouldn't have i would not have endorsed that one he didn't test it before it started moving like i i can squeeze under there i'm sure this was not the chess club friend group he knelt down next to it it was like yeah i'm that thin uh let's do it i don't even know if that much was done it was more so like oh no i forgot about, huge balls. I'll never make it under there. Couldn't tell you. Wasn't there for it. But it's like the most high stakes version of the cake test at the gym where you roll

the you roll the barbell and see if it gets stuck on your ass cake test. Oh, too big, too. And he needed skin grafts over 80% of his body. But he has a big ass. But this friend group did a lot of stuff like that. We had a, there was a day at the cafeteria at school where I was like, man, I need to use the restroom before class after eating. And I went into the bathroom and he was taking a dump in the urinal to a crowd of people. What a douchebag. That's not a bet. That's just shitty.

I think this guy, yeah, I think he just likes pooping. That's just being a jerk. He did like pooping. I think I know who the suspect in the, in the poop cup was. I know. I don't think it was a secret back then. Wait, well, so I don't know if this compares. Did you guys have any friends growing up that that were known as the kid who did maybe not shitting in urinals, but like did something all the time that was basically just completely unhinged. Like we had a buddy who if you gave him a five bucks or a dollar or whatever you had, he would take a cinnamon Altoid or any kind of mint that you could crush into powder, crush it up in a textbook and then snort it. And he

would, and that was like his thing. And I swear to God, it was like, if he didn't have lunch money, he'd just go look and be like, anyone got two bucks? Let's see me snort some stuff. Yes. The most common phrase was not even two bucks. It was, hey, I got a dollar. I'll give you a dollar if and whatever he said next, this group of people be like, yeah, I'll do that. Not sure I ever heard a no. It's crazy, man. They're so cool. All right. Well, that's horrible. Yeah. I hope kids are better now. Are you the one? Did you poop in the

cup? I always know. I consider myself to be like Chuckie from Rugrats. I'll give you two points if you say yes. I won't, because I wasn't. I'm not going to lie to you. I pooped in the cup. I pooped in every cup. Any cup you find with poop in it is probably me. I just poop in so many cups. Dude, I spent my entire youth being like, guys, that's probably not a good idea, and then being proved right whenever something horrible would happen. You were the kid in the magic school bus with,

I know what, uh. The kid with the glasses who was always nervous about everything. They said his name was funny, like, Oscar. I don't know what his name was, Oscar. Franklin. Oh, Bill Thorpe. Bill Thorpe?

Dumpo. Dumpo's not a name of a person. Oh, Glimp. Oh, Poopypants. Oh. Oh, Blumpo's not a name of a person. Oh, Glimp. Oh, Poopypants. Oh. Oh, Bliffle. Moving on, we have a real, real, real episode today. Very real.

How many cups am I gonna have to shit in? We'll see by the end of this. We're gonna play a little game. And it's a game that you guys have played before. It's a game that you guys are good at. It's called Word Association. Ooh, I'm good at these. I'm just gonna go and we're, I'm gonna give you a word

and then we're gonna go back and forth and you guys are gonna think of a word associating with it. And then you're gonna go back and forth and I'll tell you when to stop. Is this, are we doing like free word association? Like don't think just like, just keep it going. Keep it going. It's more of a, yeah, this is more of a warmup

to the realness coming up. But is my word, like let's say you say a word, Bob says a word. Am I reacting to your word still or his word? His word. His word is going to make you think of your word and then you're going to go back and forth until I say stop. And it's back and forth between me and Wade once you give us the first one, right?

Exactly. Yes. OK. All right. So, Wade, you can go first if you'd like. I'm going to say a word. You associate it with whatever comes to mind in your mind for this word and Bob listen to him and then Wade listen to him. Alright, ready? Yes. The words are bird, bush, hand, grand, canyon, course.

Here we go. Bird. Frog. Leap. Jump. Scotch. Whiskey. Bourbon. Bird. Frog. Leap. Jump. Scotch. Whiskey. Bourbon.

Drink. Eat. Smell. Fart. No. Yes. Left. Go okay.

Happy. Woo! Smile. Big. Small. Penis. Yes. No.

Alright, we'll call it there. You guys got an amaz- zero points. Welcome to Mark's Secret Words. Oh, okay. Alright, here we go again. God, man, what an original sounding game. I can't wait to figure out how this one works. It is, it is! So here's how the game's gonna gonna work on the screen for the audience was a list of six words I've already played this with myself I have thought of the first word and then I went associated to win with myself Along a list of words that reached a conclusion. I'm gonna let you go for 20 words or so

I wasn't quite counting there But I just estimated after I remembered that I needed to count. You will get a- you will get a point if you hit any of the words in between my first word and then the last word that I associate with. If you get the last word that I associate with, you get three points. And then there will be a bonus round afterwards if you can guess my explanation of why I landed there. I have written out not only six words, but after the six words have been guessed, there's an explanation of how I got there. So even if you don't get a single word, if you can guess how I got to my word,

I will give you another point. I love this. I love this for us. Would you like to know what my order is? Yeah, no, I'm interested. So my word order was bird, bush, hand, no, I'm interested. So my word order was Bird Bush Hand Grand Canyon Horse. I know why you said over to you. Yeah. You can ride a donkey down the Grand Canyon. And I saw a video once where a girl almost died when the horse got real close to the edge.

You were thinking about the Grand Canyon and you were thinking and you can go down in there right and you can like ride something. What the fuck animal is that? It's probably like a horse right? It's a horse. It's not a horse Mark you ride burrows into the Grand Canyon just so you know. What's the difference? It doesn't matter what the truth is. That's why I thought of that. That's why. I know, I could hear it happening as you were saying the words, I got there with you. Alright, and I'm gonna say it's probably because you were thinking you could ride a horse in the Grand Canyon. That's my guess. That's a great guess.

Unfortunately, Bob got there first, so I'm gonna give the point to Bob. But now that you guys know how Mark's secret words works, you guys can understand that the objective is not just try to come up with the first word that comes to mind, it's also to try to follow where my mind would wander as I'm thinking of these words. Uh huh. A lot of lenses. Got it. You don't know that that word's anywhere on this list.

It definitely is. The plural of lens still counts as lens, right? Different words. If it counts in Scrabble as different words, then it's different words. Here's the thing though, it's not just words. Sometimes it's concepts and like multi-word phrases in general.

It's very rarely that, but it can be that. So I'll let you know that sometimes it's not just one word. That's why it's marked secret words, and therefore there's another way to go Bob you're going first this time. All right, okay your word and here's the words for everybody watching at home If you're listening at home, maybe there's a text-to-speech robot that's giving you exactly what these words are. Can I see them? No, oh the words are hospital nurse worst sausage intestines hospital your word is Words are hospital, nurse, worst, sausage, intestines, hospital.

Your word is hospital. Bed. Scar. Ufasa. Lion. King. Queen. Dairy.

Milk. Me. Laugh. Factory. Build. A bear. Fluffy. Bunny. Slap.

Stick. Dog. Party. Drink. Hole. Alright, I'll, I'll, wait, keep going. Wait, maybe. Mouth.

Butt. Yes. And that'll do it. Alright, this is a great, this game is gonna be so good, guys, you got... What did we get close to, Mark? Did we get all of them? Oh man, you got both ends of the thing that it was attached to, but you didn't get the word itself on one of them. So my order of words... Oh no.

...was hospital, nurse, worst, sausage, and there's a bonus point if you can guess why I said sausage because worst first I guess I guess bob got it. Okay. All right. I understand I just can't predict what you're gonna think you psychopath then intestines Because I was in the hospital a lot for intestines and one said mouth one said ass sausage intestines got it and then Hospital I went back to hospital again. You went back to hospital Yeah, I know we have seen the videos dude. You don't to brag So wait since Bob stole that one do you I mean you kind of said it already But why did I get to hospital your intestines had to go back and get operated on?

Yeah, I'll give you that one. I have another addendum that you guys would never ever get that's on here for a bones point, but Bob, I'll give you a chance. I have no clues to give this to you. This is not related to anything except the whole thing is a concept. I just have to guess what concept. I wrote a different addendum description on this at the end. Here it is on screen for everybody at home. This one is probably not fair. Uh, you find it limiting and arbitrary that people who do word association think you can't

go back to the same word. It makes sense that you would say hospital again in a string of things that you're talking and thinking about that are all related initially to hospital. That is alarmingly close to what I said, except that it's the exact opposite point of view, because I said, in parentheses, this one is probably not fair. That's what I said, and you just justified how it was fair. That's incredible. Thank you, but I won't give you that points. Nope. No, sadly, no. No, no points for that.

The words are... Tooth. Fairy. Hairy, Wade, Bald, Water Wade, your word is Tooth Ake Dentist Mouth Saliva Drink

Water Rinse Repeat Rush Hair Gum Chewy Granola bar

Hippie Peace Love Happiness but spelled wrong like in the Will Smith movie. Slap. Anger. Jack Nicholson. What? Jack Nicholson? Oh, I thought you said testicles. All right, okay. No, Jack Nicholson. Tiger Woods. Crash. Into me. All right, we'll end it there. All right, Bob, you got two. Yeah. What? What about me?

Wade, you got none. Bob, you might have gotten one and a half, but I'm willing to give you. I swear to God, if one of them is happiness, but spelled differently, you're so upset. No, that's not what it is. So my train of thought went from tooth, fairy, hairy, and Bob you said hair, so I would be like, I'd give that half a point, but or a full point depending on what things fair. Wade, that was my next word, bald water. Hey!

Which you said. What? Bald water? I'll give you a bonus point if you can explain how I got to water. I think of the drowned man a lot when I think of Wade. A is the second letter in both. And whenever you see my head, it makes you kind of get all salivating and drooly and wet. And it makes it like water. I know why you said water. You said bald, but you were actually still hung up on Wade. And you were like, what else goes with Wade? You Wade in water. You said bald, but you were actually still hung up on Wade and you were like, what

else goes with Wade? You Wade and water. That's, there's no way that's what you have written down. You're so close, but so wrong. All right. So neither of you get it. Well, why won't you write down? What does it say? The last three words were Wade bald and water. And then I think of the drowned man a lot when I think of Wade. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm T-shirt to help pay for your walls! I have the shirt too, which is kind of productive to helping me. Bob, you get two points, since I think we all agreed that that was good. Killing it! You got there circumventious from what I was thinking of already. All right, but this one is going to be a bit trickier.

And if this gets too out of the ordinary or too imbalanced, I'm going to start giving the first two words. So maybe that'll correct the trajectory of where it's gonna go. The words are, participate, convention, meet and greet, speak and spell, that thing that has a face but has a microphone and a tape recorder, nostalgia.

Bob, are you ready? I'm ready. Your word is participate. Trophy. Team. Party. Group. Activity. Olympics. Your word is participate trophy team party group activity Olympics medals gold Australia winning

delusional breakdance kinda definitely Technically sort of kangaroo hops drugs illegal do Dare to think differently, Olympics, alright, the Hail Mary of maybe he did it again, I don't know that he ever had Olympics in there but, oh wait no we said Olympics twice he didn't, what was Mark's word? Team? Participate, Participate okay yeah Wow so it got super off-topic but at the same time you guys got a whopping

nothing. Alright. You say it got off-topic but like your own words you went from fucking bird to canyon so like you know it happens. Alright man, look man, I'm trying, you got off-topic for my word. I'm sorry our word association's not good enough for you. My word. Anyway, you guys got no points, and honestly, I don't blame you, because this one, I don't even know what my brain was doing. I went, participate to convention, which made sense.

Meet and greet. Meet and greet went to speak and spell. Speak and spell went to that thing that has a face, but has a microphone and a tape recorder. The government? His name's Mike. Is that his name? I don't know.

His name's Mike. Yeah, from Toy Story. He stands too close to Woody, the feedback. Right. Yeah. Anyway, and then I went to Nostalgia. We were basically there. Wade, you get the first crack at the bonus points.

Why did I get to Nostalgia? I got nostalgic when thinking about childhood toys But I didn't have toys as a kid because I was poor Thinking back on the past and Toy Story or if that's not what got you there then just like childhood toys and things that we Used to play mess around with that's it childhood toys. That's it I didn't know we could just string guesses together. It might have been Toy Story It might have been childhood toys It might have been that you looked It might've been childhood toys.

It might've been that you looked at a poster on your wallet, made you feel nostalgic. I was thinking out loud, man. You do the thinking in here. I do the thinking right here. Bob, there's another bonus point here. Oh God. That's a random thought that's associated with the description of what was just there. Mark wrote in the margins of his scribbles,

man, why do I always feel the urge to say speak and spell like it's in a German accent and just miss your spiegel spell. That's not what's in the margin. I was hoping one of you would say, but Mark, you didn't have toys as a kid because you were so poor. That's what I wrote down.

I was trying to be nice to it because you're the host. Like Bob thought it. I'll give you a hint for future things. You guys said so many things that are in other lists to come in this recent one. Okay, and I remember what we said. I don't know if that's going to throw you off. You guys would have gotten many points if it was related to anything else. Bob, get us to Kangaroo H hops. I think that's the one.

Wade, you're up next. The words are senior, prom, old person prom, the old guy from toy story 2, glasses, perfect eyes. All right, Wade, your word is senior. Senior, like senior citizens? Senior, just senior. Graduate. The graduate. Diploma. Silly hat. Medal. Of honor. Service. Medal. Olympics. Gymnastics. Kangaroo hops. Australia. Breakdance.

Technically. The computer. Why? That's fine, algorithm. All right, no, no. Code. No, stop. Code. Stop, stop.

Code! I hear you. Wait, you're supposed to, I know he gave us a hint, but that was just random, unrelated stuff. It came to mind, man. I said what came to mind. Ah, that's fair.

So here's the scoreboard. You guys got no points. I can't believe it. mind man I said what came to mind that's fair so here's the scoreboard you guys got no points I can't believe it when you said the medal or whatever you said they got me to medal medal I was like oh back to Olympics and then that opened the floodgates of all the other words which was with honors one or graduating with honors because you had a reaction when I said of honor. Nope, nothing. My list went from senior to prom, to old person prom, Okay.

To the old guy from Toy Story 2, to glasses, to perfect eyes. We were very close, Bob. The next word you would have had would be kangaroo hops. That would have been it. Bob, why did I get to perfect eye? I have perfect eyes. Because, because you thought you said glasses and then you thought about how you had the smiles surgery and how you now have perfect eyes and you don't wear glasses anymore.

That's it. That's it. That's it. Perfect eyes. That's selfish. Mark says the word perfect. He gets there by thinking about himself. It is.

Yeah. It's Mark's secret words. It's all about me. It's all about me. I will say I started this list from a random word. So I had a website that was just completely random words. The words are Frank, hot sauce, the hot ones guy, bald, Wade, water. Wade. No, Bob. Who's going first? I go first. Bob Bob who's going first I go first Bob you're going

first your word is Frank Sinatra singer dancer moves sits standing ovation sitting silence clapping jazz hands saxophone trumpet instruments Saxophone. Trumpet. Instruments. Technology. Synthesizer? Synthesizer? I barely know her. Alright, okay, we're way off base. I'm gonna give you the first two. Are we starting over? Yeah, we're gonna start over because you guys got nothing again. So Bob, I'm gonna give you the first two, alright?

That'll help. I went from Frank to hot sauce. Oh, Tabasco. Put that shit on everything. Shit everywhere. That'll help I went from Frank to hot sauce Oh Tabasco put that shit on everything shit everywhere Spicy meatball in your mouth Too hot hot damn Queen Latifah Queen Latifah eating a cheeseburger? The Hamburglar. McDonald's. Wendy's. Alright, let's go into there. Redheads. Sorry, what? How many did we get, Mark? How many did we get?

You guys got zero. This is such a good game. Wait, is this what happens when you have your secret words and we don't say any of the words? Oh dude, it feels great when you're hosting and you see those goose eggs You know what Bob and I should do is go to court and just have a serious drama about things and not even participate All right. So one say wait Okay, so I went from Frank to hot sauce to the hot ones guy John Evans don't know his name sure to bald to Wade to water All right. Well, at least we have a pattern. I live rent-free in that noggin Wait, I think it's your turn. Why did I get?

This is just what happened again. The guy from Hot Ones is Bald and that got me on the same train. Well, I'm pretty sure. Let me go down the list here. Hot Ones guy is bald, which got you to bald, which got you to me. When you think of me, you think of the water damage and the drowned man. That's it. That's it. That's it. You get the bald point. All right.

But I think of you a lot. I think of you a lot in relation to one topic He thinks of you all the time. I think of you all the time bald and water Glad our decades-long friendship has meant so much water is like essential to life. You say that in the drowned man I do. Yeah once the bringer of life. Yeah, thank you now the bringer of death. Yeah that in the Drowned Man. I do, yeah. Once the bringer of life, yeah. Thank you. Now the bringer of death, yeah.

Okay. Everyone listening at home, everyone watching at home, don't question this. Here's the list of words. The words are Gap, pop your pussy on down to our spring sail. TikTok, update, apology video, hey guys. Alright Wade, it definitely ends in bald Wade water. A hundred percent or kangaroo hops. I'm waiting for it to come back. This is the most absurd list I know, but it's just what it is.

Can't wait for you to feel insulted when we don't get to it. Let's do it. All right. Who's, who's turn? Wade. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Wait. Your first word is gap. Eyes breast. Breast. Ot. Chicken. Marley's gonna orgasm. Oh, I was disappointed. What do you mean?

Uh, mouth. Breather. But I hardly even know. Hey, that was my bit. I'd like to see their bits. Harassment. I'm just going to close this pen. HR. VR. Head bits. Um, harassment. I'm just gonna close this pen. HR.

VR. Headset. Goggles. Doggling. Googler. I hardly even know her. All right, well that's ended there. If I give you the second one,

it's not gonna help you at all. So I'm just gonna go ahead and give the list. It went from Gap to Pop Your Pussy on down to our spring sale What the fuck? Right there But what if we had gotten that though? Can you imagine I would have been so happy? But the reason and okay what goes from that to tick-tock then update then apology video to hey guys

Why does apology? Okay. So do you guys know the, the pop your pussies out? No, I'm unfamiliar with that. No, man, I don't know that. You're saying that you didn't come up with that? No, I would, there was a, there was a voice, like an AI voice changer on TikTok or something

that sounded just like the person who does ad reads for Gap or any of those sales. So they did a video that was like, it's our blockbuster summer sale. So get out your tits and pop that pussy down. It's really funny. I swear. It's funny guys. It's really funny. Bob, whose turn? Bob, how did I get to the end of that train of thought? This isn't about Wade, it's just that apology videos usually start with a sad, hey guys, or oof, never thought I'd have to make a video like this. What was the end exactly?

Oh, you don't remember? Oh, you had to pay attention. Bald Wade water? Is that what you said? No, that's not what I said. That's okay, I don. Uh, that's okay. I don't need to know the word to know how you got there. You couldn't let go of pop your pussy on over to our blockbuster summer sale.

And so literally every word you thought of after that was just whatever word came into your head in between all of the uncontrollable giggling. There's no rhyme or reason. It's just a random string of words you were dying desperately to think of because you were trying to play the game. No, I mean, in the most technical Broadway, maybe, but no. Can I take a crack at it?

If I remember right, your last two things were apology videos and then hey guys, which apology video you got too from all of the other sex stuff, I guess, and TikTok things. Apology videos were big on YouTube I suppose YouTube maybe you thought of something you're still laughing so you were like what's something else funny on YouTube? Oh yeah Wade's stupid ass intro. Hey guys

My explanation Wade word for word This isn't about Wade It's just that apology videos usually start with a sad hey guys or oof never thought I'd have to make a video like this It wasn't about you at all. That's hard to believe with all the bald-waid waters we've had. Look, and that's why I wrote that specifically. That's why I wrote, because when I heard that apology video, I just heard in my mind, ah, hey guys.

I want Kvorakian to get ahold of you and f- no wait, not Kvorakian, he's the one who'll kill you. What's the- hold on, what's the psychologist that- I'm not sure who you're trying to think of. Freud? Freud, yeah, fuck your mother guy, yeah. I want Freud to get ahold of you and look at that, like not your conscious, but your subconscious thoughts and see if I'm just, it's just me.

I don't think, I explained that it wasn't. Just me with a glass of water. Marby, hey, you guys are doing great. We're killing it. I was close, I said intro and apology video. I was right there. So, Bob, you're going first. Wait, you'll get the bonus question Here is the list of questions or words the association that I have the words are push

push Dimmaman whiskey xxx porn There's no way It's good that you tried to keep these real sane for us. Thanks. You know, it's just, it's authentic. That's what it is. Secret words isn't as easy as you thought, is it?

No. I knew this to be true from the moment in Units Honest when we actually invented, you know, secret words. In Units Honest. I didn't watch it. So it's, for me, it's an original concept. So when we did the paintball, remember, cause it was paintball punchman, Ethan wrote words on a big whiteboard behind me

I had to give a review of it when I said a secret word He would shoot me with a paintball So this is you know I don't know what kind of high horse Wade wants to sit upon when he stole from the award-winning Award-winning series who knows honest what I stole from doesn't exist. I never watched it. That's true. I'm getting a call from the Joker right now. That's probably not good.

Just literally Mr. J is calling me right now. I think a Harley, am I Harley Quinn? If you answer it right now and go, Mr. J, I'll give you a hundred bucks. You will win the episode. I just missed it cause it's over. I totally wish I had now, but I waited too long to tell you what was happening. Who's up? I'm up first Yeah, Bob. You're up first. Yes on the right path Bob. Your word is

push pull pussy pulley exercise exorcism bin vomiting Roller coaster. Oh big hills Loop-de-loops. Ride. Momma ride. Motorcycle gang? Sons of anarchy.

Daughters of love? Sisters of that one guy. Never met him. Markiplier? Bald friend. Wade. Water. Kangaroo hops.

Damn it! Any other? Do you want to throw any other in there? I'm gonna throw it in there. I'm gonna throw it in there. I'm gonna throw it in there. I'm gonna throw it in there. I'm gonna throw it in there. I'm gonna throw it in there. I'm gonna throw it in there. I'm gonna throw it in there. I'm gonna throw it in there. All friend Wade Water kangaroo hops

Olympics Nope. All right. No, okay Do you want do you want the second word as a hint? Yeah, I know maybe we go around again I'm assuming we got zero points. Yeah zero points. Let's try to get give us the sec. Give us the first two Let's see we get on this bad boy. Here you go, Bob. The first word was push the second word is Okay, heave get that baby out of there It's not a word it's it's the Lamaze breathing though It's not a word, it's the Lamaze breathing though. Pfft!

Pfft! Pfft! Crowning! Achievement! Unlocked! My heart! Will go on. There was room on the door!

Fucking Jack. Sparrow. Rum. Gone. Mark! What the fuck? Beach? Uh, volleyball?

Pop? Spinning. Mark! What the fuck? B-Bitch? Uh, volleyball? Pop? Spinning. Okay, you're off it. Okay, I'm gonna cut it there. I'm gonna give Wade half a point for that. I don't know how that happened.

What were yours? Okay, my words were, push, PUSH! Demoman, because I heard it in his voice from Team Fortress 2. Okay. And then I went to Whiskey, and Wade said Rum. And I know they aren't the same, but it's like, it's just in a game of no points. I think I gotta give him half a point for that one. Alright.

Unless you don't want to, unless you don't want to. No, no, that's fair, that's fair. And then you got completely off again, because I went from Whiskey to Triple X, because usually on whiskey bottles It's like you know, or is it like moon moonshine bottles or whatever it is That's usually like moonshine or something. But yeah, and then I went from there to porn. I got man. I was with you on that one Wade why how did I get I mean it's obvious. I'm not proud of this one Man, wish I could still drink but thank God I still have porn

That's a beautiful sentiment. I don't know if it relates to what I said, which was just I'm not proud of this one. That's all I said. I think you said that you're not proud of this one, Mark. Do I get the point? You never gave him a chance to steal. Oh, wait. Yeah, sorry. I forgot. No, you don't get a point.

Oh, well, that's fair. OK, we only got two more categories here. I believe in us. The words are spray, skunk, tomato juice, Kool-Aid man, blood and lung. Wait, you're going first. Cool. Spray paint. Me. Graffiti artist.

Draw. Quick draw. Fire. Aim. Paces. paint me graffiti artist draw quick draw fire aim aces 10 8 6 fire counting nope whoopsie shot myself Wade bald water Alright, that's great guys. You got no points. Why did I think of nine? Ten! Eight! It's like, it reminded me of Ethan. Like, four!

Change. Five! God, counting just always gets me. I don't know why my brain went to eight. like even as I said it I was like, why? Okay so do you want the second word that I got? Let's go around again, we got this. Alright so who's first I have already forgotten? Me I think.

Alright wait, I went from spray to skunk. Stinky. Pepe Le Pew. Oh ho. Baguette. Oh France. Paris tower the biggest I fall I fall I hardly know will sex pistols firing while coming yo, midi Sam. What's that mustache do though? Truck mud flap with sexy Yosemite Sam's on it.

The balls on the back, but they have the mustache. Truck nuts with mustache. I'm starving. Yo sex, midi Sam had to be on your list. That's a, that's an absolute hit right there. No, but I gave you a point for it. That was good enough for me, I guess. What'd you get, Mark? I went from spray to skunk to tomato juice to Kool-Aid Man to blood to iron lung.

We were so close, Wade. I imagine you arrived there because literally the only thing you can think of when you hear the word blood or see blood or think about blood in any way is probably iron lung. I almost said Iron Man but that's not the movie you made. You made iron lung. That's the one. Yeah, you get one for that. What with the eye infection and the ear infection and the probably pneumonia or whatever you had? How did we go from skunk to sexy Yosemite Sam, Bob? Yosemite Sam? Bob? You know, sexy, maybe Sam. You said fire and welcoming. I'm pretty sure that you just literally described him.

And then I just had to say his name. So I said sex. You said pistols. I just pictured someone pistols just like, yeah, baby. It's obvious there are two more bonus points in this one. And they are related to a personal anecdote that I have not told either of you guys but is related to the last thing. It happened yesterday. You would have no idea what this is but there's two points I forgot. Here they are for everyone. Also had a junk removal guy come dump some stuff and he was very suspicious about the buckets of fake blood and plastic wrap with fake blood stains. It's related to the last thing, which was iron lung.

All right, so there was one copy of iron lung on a computer and that computer got sprayed by a skunk. So you tossed it in a tub of tomato juice, hoping that the smell would get out. But now every time you play the movie, you're just like, oh, that reminds me of the blood, but worse. I was gonna say that is topical, but not correct. I know what he wrote.

What happened is you've been having a lot of work done on your house to fix your solar, to get your render farm up and running. And you've had people in your house, and specifically in your garage. And there was a guy in your garage who found two 10 gallon jugs filled with blood. And he came and got you and was like,

shouldn't these be refrigerated? And you were like oh it's fake it's fake yeah no it's for a movie or something it's fine don't worry about it then your relationship to that electrician was never the same you get the fucking point my dude you get the goddamn point what did you write it is close close enough because I said, word for word, also had a junk removal guy come dump some stuff and he was very suspicious about the buckets of fake blood and plastic wrap with fake blood stains. That is what I wrote and you said it was, that was close enough.

That is wild, Bob. Well done. And he did not tell me, I mean, it wasn't the right story, so clearly he didn't tell me. That just, I just knew what happened. Wade, there is one more point that is related to that. It's my train of thought on these just pulled straight over. Your train of thought? There's one more point available. I know what he wrote.

He charged me extra. Wade, what's my next thought that just came after this related to what was just occurring? Man, I hope he doesn't open the other buckets I have in the garage. No. Bob, what did... You paused for a moment and thought about that and then scribbled next to your original scribble. That would probably be a really good way to get away with a murder. You mix a bunch of real body parts and blood in with a bunch of fake blood and just say that it's from a movie or YouTube video or something.

You know, I wish I would have said that because I told him and I realized it was. I did think that, but I didn't write that down because I told him, don't open the buckets. They've they're very stinky. Like they've fermented. You don't want that smell anywhere. So they wrapped it in plastic bags and everything but what I wrote was he charged me extra That's the only other separate thought that came off of that is just like he charged me extra

Alright, there's one more category We've got this Wade, lock in The words are hand, masturbation, constipation, laxatives, Olympics, break dancing. Last category, Bob, hand. Ball. Throw. Discus. Olympics.

Gold medal. Competition. I don't know why, but competition. Europe. I'm a peon. Why would you do that? Jar Jar? You said you're too? Stop doing that. Do it. In Palpatine's voice, no! that up. Turned it up. On the radio. Meesa love you. Meesa do it.

It's an episode of Robot Chicken. Seth Green. Seth Meyers. SNL. FML. Lube. Oh no. Get the spatula.

Get the spatula. Get the spatula. Get the spatula. Get the spatula. Get the spatula. Get the spatula. Get the spatula. Get the spatula.

Get the spatula. Get the spatula. Get the spatula. Get the spatula. Get the spatula. Get the spatula. Meyers SNL FML lube No I know that was on your list one word from my list was said I won't say who I won't say what but I'll tell you guys one of the words said. I won't say who, I won't say what, but I'll tell you guys, one of the words. Was it enough of their words to earn a point for someone? Yeah, yeah. Oh, it was the exact word, yeah. Bob, I'm going to give you the first two words. Okay. And this won't help you at all.

Good, okay. Hand. Masturbation. Fleshlight. Thrust. Ah, grundle? Lady grundle? Lady grundle? What? Down under. Break dance. Kickeroo.

Gold medal! Beef! Where is it? There's a thing that that made me think of but I can't remember what it is. Lost keys. Alicia keys? The black keys. Where are my keys? Dude where's my keys? The giant lady whose underwear you see

walking around in that movie. Blade Runner 2042? Harrison Ford. Matt Damon. Jimmy. Alright, we'll end it here I think. Alright, give us the first five words. No no no no no because another word was said. It was Jimmy wasn't it? No. If I could do a Carl Weezer impression I would have done him saying, Jimmy. Jimmy! He's gotta wheeze it.

That was dead on, that was spot on. It's me, Carl. Carl Weezer! Jimmy I don't know if that's a good idea. Hand, masturbation, constipation, laxatives, Olympics, breakdancing. No. And Wade, you get a chance to get the bonus point here. How did I get through that train of thought? We once had a video idea that only had the title laxative Olympics but after all the amazing events of the Olympics I can only think of that Australian breakdancer. I know exactly I know exactly how you got there

good luck Wade. Alright I mean a hand to masturbation is pretty easy masturbation, constipation sounds similar and like their areas aren't too far apart laxatives because for constipated take laxatives to clear it out. During competition sometimes, people just fucking shit themselves. I don't know if there's something that happened during the Olympics that made that happen, but maybe that's what got you to the Olympics. Olympic memory, break dancing. Wrong.

Bob? Up to your transition to the Olympics, he was generally correct. You got from laxative to Olympics because of all of the stuff about the Seddon River being so filled with shit and making several athletes ill after swimming in it for competitions at the Olympics. And then Olympics to break dancing is pretty obvious because all the memes about Ray Gun and her break dancing for Team Australia. Both of you understand the break dancing part of it, but you didn't get the laxative part of it, which is what I actually wrote about here.

Once upon a time, Ethan, I think, came up with an idea for a video called, Laxative Olympics. How would we know about that? It's fair, Bob, it's fair. This is my thought. You've guessed an event that occurred yesterday that didn't occur. That is what I wrote down. We once had a video idea that was only had the title, laxative Olympics. And then I did mention, but after all the amazing events of the Olympics,

I can only think of the Australian break dancer. But I think both of you would only get partial credit for it because the main part of that was laxative Olympics, which I swear I've mentioned to you guys. Laxative Olympics is such a dumb idea compared to the one we had called dildo dodge ball. I wouldn't disagree because we didn't do it. It the idea is that we take a bunch of laxatives all at the same time.

And then do a bunch of competitions. Obviously. Yeah. No, I know what's happening. Whoever doesn't shit their pants. Whoever should serve pants last wins. I still want to do dildo dodgeball one day. I don't. That sounds like it would hurt. That just sounds expensive. You know how expensive it would be to get some interesting dildos to play dodgeball with? No, you just get a bunch of like green nerf guns and you see a CGI man. The editors! They call these dodgeballs dildos. Like watch right now, editors, hit them with the dildo in the face right now.

Here's the total. You guys did great. The competition was wonderful. Bob, you got one initiative point for small talk volunteering. You got a point for Ant-funny, horse, bratwurst, water, hair, perfect eyes. Yo sexmitty Sam. Um, some slime, slimesicle. Oh, OK. I remember that the slimesicle. Oh, the blood, the blood, the blood. Oh, OK. Yeah. that the slime sickles. Oh the blood the blood the blood. Oh, okay Yeah, you you got it for iron lung being related to blood and then there was another point you got for blood suspicion

Ten points Wade you got a handsome point for being the most handsome devil on the podcast today Thank you got point for dump cup for the shit cup hospital childhood toys Bald you half a rum point eight which made me laugh, but that's the seventh point, well six and a half point, Olympics, and break dancing, which brings you up to eight and a half points. Yes! It was not golf rules. I don't remember how many Bob had, but I think eight and a half was enough to win, right?

Yeah, didn't I have eight? Bobby had ten. Oh, I had ten. The next number in line Half a point away. How did we both think I won there? Even if we only gave Bob half a point for hair it still would have been a win for Bob So congratulations Bob we will someday do a secret golf score episode, but today is not that day What do you have to say for yourself? I know you. I know what goes on in your head.

I know what happens in your day-to-day life. I changed some of the details so I didn't scare you, but I have cameras and I saw your interaction with the junk removal guys and I knew that they charged you extra. I just didn't want to make it too obvious. I had to make the win believable. So, uh, sometimes it's good to know things about your friends. Sometimes it's good to know things about your friends. Sometimes it's better to know everything about your friends. Wow, I'm unsettled.

Wade, how did this go wrong? Well, it all went wrong whenever I was trying to get into your guys' heads. Never mind, it's such a weird clusterfuck of things that I think maybe I need to go talk to somebody about my train of thought. But yours was pretty fucked up too, so I feel a little bit better about myself. We're just fucked in different ways, which is why we're friends not the same person very well spoken There were no bonus points for the loose speech for secret words You wouldn't have hit him anyway really had to work to get you points way This concept is a lot harder to get and if I remember when Ethan was trying to shoot with the paintball

I also did not say hardly any of the words that he said turns out trying to predict that is difficult But you still managed to get some so thank you everybody at home for watching and or listening and for also did not say hardly any of the words that he said. Turns out trying to predict that is difficult. But you still managed to get some. So thank you everybody at home for watching and or listening and for hitting whatever button that gives us love. There's a love button out there somewhere, somewhere on the page that you're listening and or watching to.

Find it, give us love. Oh, someone found it. It wasn't you who didn't do anything. No, it was someone else. Someone else got there first and gave us that love and I felt that. And you who didn't do anything. No, it was someone else. Someone else got there first and gave us that love and I felt that. And you stood there and did nothing. We'll still feel it if you try. It's worth trying, but I just wanted you to know, you won't be first. Thank you, Wade. Thank you, Bob. Next week, Bob will be hosting, because

he won. Yay. I will not be. Thank you everybody so much for being here. Podcast out.