Distractible - The Episode You Can Taste

Episode Date: September 23, 2024

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by the senses. Marching Band Mark is perplexed by perforations, boobs chicka bow wow, classic cavalcades and wants to hire pro sneezers, begrimmed bob blabbers about bossing, butter, nachos, a shiny bonnet and yells while yacking. From full sacks to essence of poop. Heheheheheheeees. It's time for the episode you can taste. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Hello everyone, welcome back to another episode of Distractable. I'm today's host, Wade.

Joined as always by my compatriots, compadres, co-hosts, cohorts, co-conspirators, Mark and Bob. Hi. I like co-conspirators. I'll roll with that. I like whatever amalgamation of words you said in the beginning. Whatever that was, I'm about it. Hello? No, no, no. The cum-somethings. Cum sacks? Yeah. I'll be your cum sack.

Thank you. I've always wondered. I never had the nerve to ask. That's why I'm here. Well, welcome to the show. We're one of those to compete for points and the winner gets. Oh, wait, I forgot. I got to take this stuff off.

Oh, Lord in heaven. That's OK. Don't show Mark's face up to this point. Do you want to like delete this recording? Oh, you want to just trust the editors? Don't show me Show me We keep telling mark he's ugly he's finally getting it So what do we do to show Mark's face to not show Mark's face during that time?

We just not show his face just substitute Mark's face with a big picture of a butt. That's pretty good. No handshake deals, right? Actually, no, we were just talking. Yeah, we were actually just trying to figure out how to replace your face. Still don't show it, I'm not ready. Not good.

Not good. Just gotta freshen up, you know? And now show me. The grand reveal. Face reveal. Oh, no my subs. No It's okay. You still got feet or something Show the feet show the not yet. Yeah. Oh, okay. All right one day well, anyway this is the show where one of us host the other two compete for points the winner gets to host the next episode and

In this episode we will start with some small talk. How goes things? How are you all doing. Oh, okay. Yeah, just swell. Swimmingly even. That seems believable. Swellingly. Swellingly? Yeah.

That's hot. It is hot. It is incredibly hot. It is really hot. Whatever mystery thing I'm doing that I haven't told anybody about, it's really, really hot. It does sound like it. Exceptionally sweaty, if you know what I mean. Mm-hmm. A lot of fluids. Meanwhile, it's been great here in Cincinnati.

Like absolutely just perfect weather. Oh, like idyllic. Last night we were outside with James on the playset and I was like, ah, this is the perfect evening. Sitting outside the porch. 73 degrees. Sunset in the background. Nice breeze.

Supermoon over on the other horizon. Supermoon? You had a supermoon? There's a supermoon yesterday and apparently tonight as well and like a very very slight eclipse of it as well. Aw man. James is saying three word sentences now. Whoa! It's kind of one three word

sentence but like I'm not trying to undercut his achievements, but he, we were going to bed two nights ago, we were going to bed and I was laying next to him trying to settle in and he just looks at me and he goes, I see daddy. I was like, what? And apparently no one has, no one has been teaching him this. I think he wants, he does watch miss Rachel on YouTube, which is like a very popular kids YouTube thing I think she does that but like none of us people in his real people in his real life We're teaching him that he just started doing it and then now he's like I see doggy I see moon. He really liked the moon last night

So like out of nowhere, that's pretty fun. I'm glad he's listening to real people not like Miss Rachel. Fuck the Bengals. I thought you liked the Bengals. Dude they break my heart every week man. They suck that's why he hates them. I love them but they don't love me. You know what they might be the first team to ever go 0-2 to start the season and make the playoffs and maybe even make the super bowl. It's still possible. Didn't they do that like three years ago? I thought I heard some sports person saying that that hasn't really happened. I don't know. Oh, I think with their current head coach, they are 1-11 in the first two games of the season.

Like they've won one game ever. They should get like a new guy for the first couple games and then bring Zach Taylor back in for the rest of the season. Can we rent a team for two weeks and then just let our guys come in later? Just like, just pick another guy to be the coach. Put him, put him on the thing and be like, actually Zach's back now. It's just whoever the Patriots coach, but with an even bigger mustache. Mustache on mustache. I'm assuming it as a mustache. Wait, now that I don't really know. Bill Belichick, does he have a big mustache? He's not the coach for the Patriots anymore, is he?

I hope he does now, but he is not the coach now, no. Who's the coach now? Oh, he doesn't have a mustache. Gerard Mayo, I think? Yeah, some feller named Mayonnaise. Is Gerard Mayo just Bill Belichick with a mustache? No, I think- And completely different skin color.

I think he might be a very tall built black man. No, I see the resemblance. He just takes off the mustache and it's bill Belichick somehow. It's really the beard. They do a really tight zoom with the sky cam at some point for no reason. And he does Wade spit and he just goes, it's been me the whole time. Hey, wait. He doesn't smile because it's Belichick. You know, Wade's joke and he just goes, it's been me the whole time. Hey, Wade. But he doesn't smile cause it's Belichick.

You know, Wade's joke. My joke, yeah, I agree. I don't even remember when that started. You know what, point for Bob. Cause I definitely was taking points down. Speaking of sports, I recorded an episode of a sports podcast. You'll never guess which one.

Oh, thank you. And also you'll never guess which not sport it was about. Will I actually not guess or is it really obvious? Actually, it's a thing you've done. You have a decent chance. It's a thing you've done in life. I know you've done it. You talked a lot about that you did this thing on Unisonus.

I mean, on Redacted. Wrestling? It was an entire video. And you attempted to teach Ethan about this thing. I mean, I thought I taught him about wrestling, but no, that's true. Actually, it wasn't about wrestling. Oh, throwing. I do. Oh, you did that too, man. You did more sports than I thought. Now it's marching band. Oh, sports.

I did say it was not a sport. Yeah, no, we had we talked about marching band and whether it is or is not a sport and basically agreed that it's not. It was not the most heated debate of all time. That's fair. Bob, I wrote down a point for you. I've already forgotten what it was for. What did I say it was for? It was your, your joke. It's been me the whole time. My joke. Your joke that you invented and no one else thought of. Thank you, man. I got, I got to the point

where it was like one point for. That sounds right. Yeah. I got to the point where I was like, one point for... That sounds right. Yeah. I was definitely listening to what just happened. We taught Ethan about marching band. I remember that. Anyway, go listen to Go My Favorite Sports Team because I'm on there again. That's the thing. Yeah. Again, I apologize to everyone. I loved it because there was a post on my subreddit where someone was like, every day someone was like, where's Mark? Where's Mark? And then every apply now is just movie stuff movie stuff movie stuff every single person is just like It really is you know, I'll talk about it, you know when I come back I'm gonna have some explaining to do when I get back there breaking news on distractible mark comes clean today

I don't think he can talk about you. That's the problem problem No, he's still doing it. So it cannot be talked about. Yeah. Well, I mean I could talk about it Would a freshly ripped paper towel change your mind? I have no cash Why did you rip it like that? I didn't mean to but I have it here All right, even I'm like I've I've torn a paper towel wrong perforations too complicated for you Oh, what did you see? Cuz this looks clean to me. Oh I'm like, I've, I've torn a paper towel wrong. Perforations too complicated for you. Oh, what did you see? Cause this looks clean to me. Oh, oh, okay.

There you go. Perforations don't work sometime. Cause it turns out it's all paper and the patterns are kind of perforations by themselves. So it's true. This change your mind. No, the patterns are really more like, what'd you call that?

Embossments, embossings? They're debossed. Debossed, really? Aren't they imprinted? I thought they were raised. No, actually, you might be right. It might be a combination of both. I think they're both embossed and debossed.

Oh no, that's all embossing. For some reason in my head, I thought it was debossing as well. Well, the amount, look, I don't even know for sure what the words we're using mean specifically, so I'm not going to fight this one too hard. Emboss is in, deboss is out. But there were ins and outs. Yeah.

It's hard to tell. Well, it turns out I'm debossed today. Yeah, certain, probably certain towels have more embossing or debossing than the other. All right, you know what today's episode is, everyone? It's the paper towel episode. I'm gonna need you to buy a bunch of different brands of paper towel for next episode. And then we're gonna really delve into the bossing stuff.

This is an ex thrilling conversation. I mean, how do you really know? Because where's the level point? You don't know where the flat is. So maybe they raise it up first and then bring everything down to the flat. That would be D bossed but who knows really. It would be a multi-stage debossing. Oh god no. I get embossed that I deboss again. You're never

gonna keep me bossed. I remember that song. Give yourself a point. Thank you. How many times in your life do you get to reference Chumbo Wumba? That's Chumbo Wumba right? I have no idea. I thought that was a type of food. The album Tub Thumping by Chumbo Wumba? That's Chumbo Wumba, right? I have no idea. I thought that was a type of food. The album Tub Thumping by Chumbo Wumba. I think that's correct. Tub Thumping. Give me a point for that. Alright. Just if you boldly just state that you're correct about something, you can demand points.

Chubba Bubba Wumba. Yeah, wasn't that your character in Heist? Chumbo Wumba? I was Wubba. You were... I was Chumba. You were Bumba. Bubba. Bumba. Peddle by Larla Bumba. We got show today. Anything else you guys want to talk about in small talk?

I've had no time for any passion projects. I don't even know what's happening in the world out there. But one thing I do know is that... I was hoping something would come. I was really just trying to roll and being like, man, there's gotta be something. And I was like, oh no, has he cut out? He's gone.

It was just emptiness inside my head. I have been doing so much nothing except for the thing I've been doing. That's fair. All right, well, the points are very strange so far, but I do enjoy where they're at. Have you guys seen, well, I know Mark hasn't. Wait, have you checked out the official Nutter Butter TikTok for any chance?

No. I... Excuse me? I don't know what's going on over there, but they're having some times. What's going on with Nutter Butter? Oh, I have seen this. Yes. TikTok update. It's not even really about Nutter Butter. It's just, you ever want to feel concerned, but also intrigued?

Nutter Butter is giving that really hard these days. There's something else. They are... The Dollhouse slideshow is just like, I don't, it's fine. It's good. I like it. Is the Dollhouse slideshow the third one that shows up under pinned?

Is it the look like a house with blood and or peanut butter. Okay, good. Yeah, okay. That's the one. They're just going off, man. I love that also if you look in the comments, it's like Nutter Butter posts this completely unhinged thing and then it's like Sour Patch Kids.

Hey, what is this? Chips Ahoy, early chicken in a biscuit. Oh, what? Wheat Thins says I'm logging off. Yeah, anyway. The broken Nutter Butters in the bed, which I think is an upside down sponge covered in peanut flutter.

Just Nutter Butter stuff, I guess. Oh God, it auto-scrolled to a cat that was loud. Oh yeah, they're kind of loud. You gotta watch out for that. Oh my, it was like. Rrrrrrr. Dabba dabba dabba dabba. Oof, okay, we Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr fingers! God damn it! I was hoping none of you would notice that part, but um, point to Mark for noticing things. So if we call him out on his mistakes, it's either gonna cost us a point or get us a point,

so. That's true, you never know which. I'll risk it. Oh, I have a question. I have a question. I have a question for people out there. What is the best quality lavalier microphone? I really want to know because I've been through a couple of them now. I've found the best like shotgun microphone. This is mostly

for filmmaking purposes, but for any audio nerds out there, audio you'd think that we would know it because this is a podcast and we all have microphones and we work with them. Oh yeah, sure, sure, sure. I don't really know microphones all that well and lavalier microphones because they're so small they can be really shitty but movies use them all the time and you know, but when I was on set I had a lav on me from the audio guy who really knew what he was doing. Sounded great. I try a lav, sounds like ass in a bag. I don't know how to do it, right? I don't know which one to get. Please help me. I have an idea. Go ahead, Bob. Oh, Wade's is probably better. Mine was a joke.

I'm sure his is completely serious. All right, Wade, hit him with the advice. Here's what you do. All right, I'm ready. Get a power strip. Open up the wires that you would plug into the wall. And instead you get a car battery and you wrap the wires around that you carry the car battery you have the the power strip you plug in your go XLR and your actual microphone and you get a rig and you just walk around with that like the twitch streaming backpack so it's the lavalier go XLR backpack is this one all of this for one little lav. Is this one of those 120 volt AC batteries? I don't know a car battery that's 120 volts,

but you know, I'd love to see it. Maybe that guy who rigged up all those car batteries in parallel, you know, I've got a guy pretty high. And it's good exercise, because you're carrying around a heavy car battery. If you comfort you at all, Mark, his advice is better than my advice. Okay, what was your advice?

I'll be the judge. I was gonna say, what you really wanna do is attach the mic, whatever you've got, set it up, but then partially swallow it, and then tape it in the corner of your mouth and sort of cover that over with makeup. Because the closer the mic is to the source of the vibration, which is your vocal cords,

the better it'll pick it up. So I'm assuming that would fix your problems. You don't have to swallow it. The ENT had a spray that they put in my nose before they put the camera down there. So you can just spray something in your nose and put the mic up your nose and down into your vocals. That way your mouth's available.

This is why he's the judge. This is why he's the judge. The nasal cavities are where the resonance is. The Naval Academy is something. The navel cavities are where the resonance is. The navel academy is something. Navel academy, navel academy? The navel academy also has some resonance. Dude, I love navel academy 4.

People like mash. I like navel academy. Oh, we're a bit unhinged today. That's good. I'm not going back to university to be your friend. I'm going so I can get Uber One for students. It saves you on Uber and Uber Eats. I'm there for zero dollar delivery fee on cheeseburgers, up to five percent off smoothies

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For monthly data that transfers to the next month, switch to Fizz. Certain conditions apply. Details at Fizz.CX. Episode time? Or topic time? Up to you buddy! Give yourself a point. Okay. Give yourself two! Okay. Man, I think he's in the lead. What happens if he wins? Killing it. We're actually all tied right now. Well, we'll see about that, won't we? So tell me if we've done this before, boys, because I'm not going to lie, I'm having my doubts now. I don't know if you remember a few episodes ago

where I was like, let's do that episode I did one week ago. But we had a topic a while ago now, probably a month ago, I don't know when it was. And one of you guys were like, we need to talk about the five senses. Oh, yes, yes. If you recall that, but I've got my five senses episode ready to roll. Oh my goodness. Oh wait, this is Wade's 4D, 5D experience. Well, it's not exactly that. I was hoping that we could all get in person one day and I was going to have like horrible things for you

all to touch, listen to, smell, eat and lick and all that. But I can't really do that because we're kind of far apart. So, uh, I'm, we're just going to have a nice discussion about the senses. We're going to, we're going to start off pretty easy. I think. Wait, so is this or is this not the 5d experience? It's not at all. It's basically what he's saying. Okay. This is the five senses episode, not a 5d experience episode. Oh, I see

You know that thing that that we all said wade should do we're not doing that. We're doing this So this is just a cock tease. This is not actually what we're here for Yeah, I can't really give you a 5d experience when you're hiding in a random house in like, Oklahoma Not with that attitude take a point away from you. Okay. We're winning now, Mark. Nice. It's true. So let's just have a little discussion here about some of our favorite and least favorite things.

For the senses? Oh yeah. So what is your favorite thing to see, to look at? What is the most pleasing thing that could hit your eyeballs? Oops. to see, to look at. What is the most pleasing thing that could hit your eyeballs? Pfft, boobs. That's fair, that's fair, that's fair. All right, well we solved that one. What? All right, yeah, Chica, Chica's always,

every time I see Chica you can't help but be happy, so yeah, Chica. Yeah, I initially, my first response- Chica's boobs Chica. This list is really weird. Boobs Chica fresh hot dinner. Yeah, I initially my first response... It goes boobs chica. This list is really good. Boobs chica fresh hot dinner. Assuming that we're skipping over my initial responses,

which would be like Mandy and James and Lexi and like obviously sure. Everyone probably guesses that. I think my next one would be like a freshly washed and waxed and perfectly detailed car. Okay, I thought you were going somewhere else. Well, you took boobs, so I... Well, I was saying you were saying freshly washed and waxed, and I'm like, hmm, where's it going? Clean butthole.

A freshly washed and waxed, nubile young car. I see, I see. Just like that, especially if it's in good lighting, like it's out in the sunlight or whatever, that shine of like a, doesn't even have to be a nice car. Actually, I like it more if it's like kind of a shit box, but it's just taken care of. Like someone's, you know, 2002 Honda Civic EX,

but they washed and waxed it and they cleaned the, break the dust off the rims real nice and they polished it. And it's like, just that moment, cause it's never like that for more than like 10 minutes. The moment you drive it down a road it gets a bug or it gets road crap stuck all over or something but like when it's sitting there freshly shiny and you're just like nice, nice. Very nice, yeah. Rests, family, car.

If you drive by like a car show do you get excited, Bob? A little. The problem with car shows for me is everyone wants to talk and I'm like that cop that they want to send undercover in Fast and Furious where Paul Walker is like, well, what should I put in my car, a Gallo 22 or a Gallo 20? And I'm like guy who's like, oh, Gallo 28, sir. You should supersize it.

And then into 16 inches Yeah, no, I don't I don't actually know anything and like about car car guys will be like, oh, what do you got in there? But I'm like the engine And it runs on gas So by like looking at him, I'll stand there quietly and enjoy them But at the moment a car guy comes up and is like, what do you drive? And I'm just like That's all I got! See my thing is I I'm not particularly drawn to car shows but if I see like an old car on the road on the way to a car show I'll go nuts I'll just whoa! So the other like while I was back home

Amy and I we saw this car drive by and then it was just like, oh, we both went, wow, look at that, whatever that is, that's cool, four wheels, awesome. And then we, then she's- That's the first year that came with all four. And she was telling me a story and then all of a sudden, like, she can get so engrossed in a story that it tunes everything else out. And then it was like, amazing car after car was driving right by her. And I kept being like, what, what, what?

And she just completely obliviously carrying on the story. And I saw like it was a cavalcade. It must have been going to the same car show. But it was just like 10 or 12 different cars go by each one completely unique with like custom paint, everything shiny, freshly waxed, beautiful. And then then I'm like and Amy was looking straight forward because she was driving So it's like I don't think that she was fully looking over at me and not noticing what was on the other side of the road And I asked her if she saw I think she didn't see anything even she didn't even hear me when I was saying like there's cars There's something over there. Look at the road. There's cars. Yeah, mark. I know I'm driving

There's cars everywhere., Mark. I know I'm driving Look the highway cars you guys will be shocked to hear this but I get excited Whatever I see a car or a truck pulling a boat. I can't believe it. You don't like trucks I like boat you don't like trucks. I don't really care much for trucks themselves, but trucks pull boat and that's a good truck You're traumatized by trucks Okay, semi semi pulling a boat would be kind of weird What if you see a semi fooling a trailer with like nine boats on it? How do you feel about that? God? I hope they're secure because otherwise I'm dying today The boats are fine, but the semis all over the place is gusting at 60 miles an hour from the east and they're weird boats

They're really really thin and long, look like logs, but their boats really sharpens. Really pointy boats, you know? Now, why does everyone know that scene from Final Designation 2? Not everyone has seen that movie, but everyone knows that scene. I haven't seen any of those movies, but I know that scene.

I mean, I think it may have been in one of the trailers that went around a lot for it, but also it's in like a lot of compilations. It's like a meme that gets placed into a lot of older compilations of things happening or something, I think. Didn't something similar happen in the first one with like metal poles or something too?

So they like kind of did it again. Wasn't it like log truck or, I don't remember. I think there were log, I thought it was a metal poles too. I don't know. It's the general concept. There was a bunch of stuff in two Speaking of this what's the worst thing you could see because I've got a couple of answers that are kind of related to this one

But I have one that I don't even like talking about because I can remember seeing it and it's just in general leg injuries More specifically like football leg injuries like the Thiesman injury and stuff, or like fighters, like kickboxers. Have you ever seen kickboxers where like they kick and their shins hit and one of their legs just goes like a little slappy hand and wraps around the other. It's like stuff like that makes me ill. And I if like, oh, I can't. I don't even like thinking about it was horrific MTV had a show called scarred and I remember seeing a dude lifting weights and his leg buckled

twice I like the weight I hate that too and that one that one got me weightlifting injuries are always bad cuz they're always like yeah yeah and then you're like oh god the clips about and and he's all yeah and like it doesn't matter what happened. It's just like ah, he'll never read the same whatever that was it's gone I had been squatting For a while because I wasn't sitting on a chair and I was just kind of like squatting down on the floor And I know I'm getting older because my knees cannot take very much of that anymore Well, I was I was squatting for hours. So I was like, just like, man, knees.

Once they go, they're gone. Also, trypophobia, that's terrible. But that's just oh, yeah, in general. I actually don't mind, though, so much. But I get why it schemes people out. I could show you one that would actually make your skin crawl. I believe you. Moving on. Do it you coward. I won't do it.

I won't do it because I don't want to see it. I don't want to look it up so I won't. Watching people get sick, I can't, like vomiting, I can't watch. How real does that have to be? Well not like scary movie if they're just like, like that doesn't do it. Does the sound of someone gagging do it to you

or does it, you have to see them being sick? Are you one of those people where if I was like, like that doesn't do it. Does the sound of someone gagging do it to you or does it, you have to see them being sick? Are you aware of those people where if I was like, you would be like, it's the, it's probably the combination. Yeah. If I hear that, like the sound itself doesn't bother me. It's the, it's the seeing of it. You know, I'm trying to think, I don't know if I've ever actually seen someone like in my direction hurl. Oh, don't even have to be at me. It just has to be at me, just as being near me. Someone in front of me like bends over and just starts like I'm like, I got it.

They're there. I really struggled one year. Some of her Molly was getting sick and I like went to hold her hair back. And I was like, man, you might need to make room. We're going to have a couple's vomiting session because this is so horrible. And I've never been bothered by that. I don't think anyway. That that gets me. I mean, it's unpleasant, but it's not like I'm not. I don't feel like I'm going to throw up if I see it or hear it Yeah, there's some like gore that can get me but also someone vomiting

This is weird, but I just want to throw that out there because I've always been curious I feel like I have a really weird way that I throw up and I you don't get to see it a lot So when I throw up one, I don't get to see it a lot so when I throw up one I don't do it very much like I've only ever thrown up a handful of times in life when I throw up it's like I like scream like other people like you get sick and you're like well and it's like yeah well I throw up literally it's so violent that I'm like oh god oh it's not gonna stop and And like, it's involuntary. I literally am like screaming.

That's weird, right? I think so. So it's like the Family Guy thing? It's like that episode where they drink the Epikac? Kinda, it's a lot like the Epikac syrup. It's not like a bit and it's not a thing where I'm doing it because I'm in pain. It's like when I'm starting to throw up,

something about how my muscles tense and whatever and my body is just involuntarily like, ah, no, even if it's I'm barely sick at all, or like, you know, when you kind of, you've got it all out and your system is like, okay, and then there's that one more and like nothing even comes out. It's still a full on scream.

And it always has made me feel like a psychopath. I don't think I've ever screamed. It's weird. That's weird, right? That's not I think so. Yeah, it's a little weird. OK, I don't know why that happens. I just I'm glad that's out there now, but it just I've always thought I was. That was super weird. It's probably like the same thing where some people scream, sneeze, you know,

you know, they have to. My grandpa yelled when he's there, too. Yeah, too. And we all know that that's. Ah-choo, ah-choo. And we all know that that's bullshit, right? Like that's not helping you. It's probably actively preventing you from sneezing properly. I mean, Bob, you have a child.

How does James sneeze, you know? Oh, he sneezes like you just slapped him in the face. You just be hanging out with James and he sneezes like he has no idea. He'll just be like, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, and it just like everywhere. There's no wind up. There's no screen. It's just like and blasted.

And that's probably how the reflex of sneezing is supposed to do because it's effective to get things out of the nasal cavity. That's the whole point of sneezing. But we as humans with all of our, our forebrain and our big skills, we get a reaction from people right before loud when we sneeze. And then we can just be like, this is how I sneeze. This is how I sneeze guys. And then you faked it so much

that that's you cannot sneeze normally anymore. I don't know, cause I rarely get just the sneeze. It's always the, oh God, it's coming. It's coming, where's the light source? Cause subconsciously you're trying to stop it. No, I'm trying to encourage it. No, no, no, there's a mental block there. Same as peeing, you're trying to stop it. No, I'm trying to encourage it. No, no, no. There's a mental block there.

Same as peeing. You're holding your bladder and that's not normal. Let it loose. Let it loose. But we're taught to like cover up and stuff. So yeah, we probably do have like a subconscious reaction of like, okay, we're feeling it's coming. It's time.

I need lights. I need arm. Have you guys seen the community bit about sneezing to use the sneezing to make a point or whatever? It's a Pierce, Chevy chases character is trying to teach Troy was Donald Glover's character about like a sneezing is a very effective tool to control the room. And they just go through a bunch of different bits where he's like, my favorite is to use these things to make a point. Like, ah, I think the Yankees are going to win it all this year.

It's not a long bit, but it's a whole bit about that. a point like, ah, I think the Yankees are going to win it all this year. It's not a long bit, but it's a whole bit about that. It's like it's exactly what you're saying. It's on purpose. I always find that I have never seen any media, any movie, any TV show where someone has, as an actor, has sneezed in a scene and ever believed it. It's not even close. Have you guys ever seen any media where someone has sneezed in a scene and it believed it. It's not even close. Have you guys ever seen any media where someone has sneezed in a scene and it's believable? You're like, oh shit that guy actually sneezed. It always sounds ridiculous. Only in bloopers. There are

totally bloopers where someone sneezed but then everyone's like, dude they're not using that. I don't know how we're all getting away with it because you could just replace it with a sound of someone actually sneezing but they just like leave in the actor going oh man and then this is like that's what they go with but I hope one day we have a Wilhelm sneeze oh my god that's the sneeze so if I ever make a project with sneezing in it you're gonna have real sneeze. Disgusting ones. That's a- that's an important part of Mark's audition. He's like sitting there, actors are coming through, and they're like, Okay, good. Okay, you read those. Um, can you sneeze for us?

Just- just do- dude, take a run. Just do a couple, like whatever. Don't even cover it up. Just let it out. Okay, it's maybe start the line over, start at the top. Get closer! Work a sneeze in naturally. I just want to see how that works. I want to see how your nose flares when you sneeze Let me get in there. Stop trying to sneeze and sneeze hit me A point for that as a great reference Back on the board, baby.

We're going to move on to the next sense. I just had an image of Marcus, like Stanley Kubrick, safe character, in the middle of filming on the set. And there's an actor just standing there crying and Marcus like, stop trying to sneeze and do it. You have to mean what you sneeze. Screaming. Yeah, she was like, I did! That was a real sneeze! We will be here all day until you sneeze! Get the pepper!

I can't take any more pepper! I'm gonna write the sneeziest character ever. Hahaha Who are you gonna cast for? We'll find out. I'll find that person who can sneeze on demand. Yeah, you're about to make someone's career with the sneeze roll. We need the most allergic person ever to come to set just be allergic to everything. Okay anyone listening is

there anyone out there that can sneeze on demand or something like that or who actually has a believable sneeze or if you think you do I would love I wouldn't love. I want to qualify. That's a weird kink for Unraveling. Please submit your You do I would love I wouldn't love I want to qualify that's a weird kink run raveley, please submit your videos mark wants your sneeze videos Text them to five five five go on say my number go ahead. I'm not gonna give out your number Five five five zero one two three there. I said it no So hard to get that number. Yeah, that'd be the easiest way to hide your phone number. You just like, you get a 555 number,

no one would believe it. Yeah, she gave me a fake number. Why did we all agree that 555 would be the fake number? Aren't those valuable? They need those numbers, they're running out. It must have been an extension combo that like doesn't get used or something. I have no idea.

I have an idea as to how they can fix it. You add one more digit. No, no, no. We're running out of numbers. What do we do? Have you guys seen international phone numbers? Cause like I know seven digits feels very normal to us. International numbers.

I get that everyone grows up with what they grow up with, it always just takes me by surprise like if you're really like watching TV in Europe or something and they're like if you want your very own inflatable world character call one six seven eight two two three three four seven six eight nine two what the fuck phone number what happened I mean you saying seven numbers is so funny because when I was in Ohio, you know, you kind of take it for granted that the entire thing of Cincinnati is five one three, right? That's the area code. In LA, there's so many people that you have so many different area codes there and they don't even pretend to where you are. It's random. So it's like, yeah. And then like trying to dial

into Korea, that's crazy because yeah, you need the country code and then you need like the international code and then country code and then then you need like the international code, and then country code, and then their area code. And- That will not fly in Ohio, because even Molly coming from Minnesota, she's got the Minnesota area code on her phone. Anytime someone asks for her number,

and I give them like her area code, they're like, uh-huh. And then I'll say the next three numbers, and they're like, that's weird, you should have said four numbers after that. And then I give them another four, and they're like, they there was like, hold on, cause they have to go change the area code, cause they always think it's just five one three.

Ohio will not do well if they have to adapt to just beyond area codes. I even have an Ohio area code, but people in Cincinnati are not prepared for it. They'll ask it, I'm like, okay, six one four, and they're like, ah, shit, hang on. God. Like, that's the next, that's Columbus. that's the next area over in terms of code

They cannot handle anything that is not five one three. All right, I gotta move on We're what sense was that that was all sight. We have not gone beyond sight yet. Oh sure I hate looking at phone numbers. Oh, well, we were we were talking about sneezing. I thought we were in well I guess that's not smelling. I sure thought we were somewhere but we were it was a sneeze smell. What a question All right speed around best thing to smell I mean, I always say this I've said this before and people don't ever seem to agree with me But I really like the smell of tobacco and cigarettes. I don't smoke. I get that but it's just like it is something very appealing about it I disagree with vehemently, but I believe you like it. I don't smoke. No, I get that. But it's just like, there's something very appealing about it. I disagree with you, Hemetley, but I believe you like it.

Yeah, I don't know why. Just always have. It's not like a super strong thing for me, but I generally do like the smell of specifically like non-burning tobacco before it's lit, like a pouch of pipe tobacco or unlit cigars, whatever that sort of stuff. Once it's burning, it's definitely not as nice, but I get that. Yeah, I think my dad smoked a pipe for a bit there and he would have like, he had this like leather pouch with tobacco in it.

And it always, it always was weird cause it was wet. It was like wet in the thing. Pipe tobacco is real moist. Yeah, it's so moist. Very moist. That threw me off and I never knew why. That's cause they smother it in gasoline so the light. Ah! Ha ha ha ha! That that threw me off and I never knew why that's because they smother it in gasoline so the light

This is where we douse the tobacco and kerosene and arsenic so it stays fresh for our consumers He had a hit a Popeye style pipe, you know, he'd like to blow in and get flames Really really nice and so you prove you're a man really dangerous inhale. Probably. There's a lot of stuff for me. Right now, what's in my mind is a charcoal grill or a grill that has wood chips, like Smoker or something has wood chips. Just that smell of like, even before there's food on it, that smell of the grill getting going, it's a good smell.

I like that smell. Fried bacon is kind of my Mark's tobacco because my grandma always used to fry bacon before she would make breakfast. So it was like bacon was the grease was the base for gravy and other stuff. But like the smell of fried bacon always takes me back. Like whenever I smell bacon, I'm always like, oh, one bacon's good, but two, the nostalgia factor. I don't know if I have a very strong nose because I don't tend to notice smells very

much. I don't go through my day and I'm like, wow, it smells so good in here. Like there has to be a literal fragrance exploder in the wall right there for me to notice that someplace smells different than others. However, do you guys agree that home has a certain smell? Yeah. The home you grew up with. And that I can definitely notice. No, we just experienced that. We were just at the beach for a week. We took James and my family,

and Mandy's parents were out there. We were there. We literally got home after like a lot. It was like nine days out, and we got home, and walked in, and it was like, oh God, I forgot what home smelled like. And that's not even like, my parents' house definitely also has a smell

that's like more childhood. But even our house now was like, it's not even like my parents house definitely also has a smell that's like more childhood But even our house now was like it's not a bad or good smell It just is the way it smells probably like I'm similar to just how how pheromones are with people that you're around You don't mind the smell. It's not good or bad Well for some people it's probably like they really like it, but it's just like that that is just the association Yeah, I mean, I guess it's good if you like it. It's not a particular smell. It just is the smell of home, whatever that amalgamation is. I don't even know. And it's different. Like if I go to my home in LA versus my home in Cincinnati, they have different smells, but it's still very appealing and nostalgic.

And it instantly brings me back to this time. So. I have a query. We all fly a fair amount, not maybe as much as Mark does, but all three of us have traveled when you're in the airport or at a mall, we've all smelled when there's like a Cinnabon close, right? Oh yeah. Is that a good smell for you or a bad smell? I feel like I don't know how people like that. And for me personally, when I smell that part of me is like, God, I would eat a Cinnabon.

But most of me is like, oh, I would eat a Cinnabon. But most of me is like, keep it away. It's too much. I find that it's good until it lingers way too long and then it gets way too strong. Because Cinnabon and lately I've not gotten as many sweets as I have in the past. Since I've been here, I've made a few more donut runs than I ever have. But yeah, it's just like if it's too much, like especially that is such a strong smell. It's impressive. It is very. Yeah. So it gets bad pretty quickly for me. It does not the smell does not get bad to me. However, I've only had Cinnabon once and the taste did not live up to the

smell for me. Like it was fine. Oh, really? But I didn't enjoy the flavor nearly as much. Like I would rather have like the can of like, what is it? Pillsbury cinnamon rolls that you make in the oven. Like I'd rather have those because when I had the cinnamon bun, whatever I got was not like cinnamon enough. It was just kind of like bland. And I was like, dude, compared to the smell, this is just so bland. I feel like you must have had a bad one or something.

Maybe I did. It's only happened one time because I smelled it. I was like, dude, finally I'll get to try this. Generally they have a lot of the like crumbly cinnamony filling. They're very like they got pizzazz and jizzy sauce. And what sauce? You heard me. They've got the jizzy sauce. I mean, I can't not give a point for that. It's not even my joke. That's from a stand up bit that I can't remember who said it. I think might be a Jim Gaffigan bit. Nah, he wouldn't say jizzy. It was you the whole time. It was me. Somewhere deep in my mind.

I've seen myself do a set and in that stand up set, I made the jizzy sauce joke. I peered into the multiverse and I saw the stand up version of me. The successful one, not the washed up one. But yes, in a bun, the smell has never bothered me. I've always enjoyed the smell, but now when I smell it, I'm like, oh, but the bun was so disappointing. Like I just have that like, ugh.

And you had the standard Cinnabon bun? I don't, I mean, this was probably 10 years ago. It's been a while. I don't remember what I got. I'll probably try it again. I just don't ever actually stop. I mean, not eating Cinnabons for the rest of your life is probably really good for your health. So I don't want to. Yeah, yeah, for sure. I do like cinnamon rolls. I mean not eating cinnabons for the rest of your life is probably really good for your health

So I don't want to yeah. Yeah for sure. Yeah, I do like cinnamon rolls I like cinnamon a lot like cinnamon toast like butter and cinnamon sugar on toast cinnabon sugar Visualized I always love seeing like when they show how much sugar There's somehow there's like a bag of sugar. That's bigger than a cinnabon while you're looking at that I'm gonna move to worst smells because we are moving a little slow on these sense. Is this a tear list? Are you making a tear list? Are you making a census dear list? What no? What smell would you say is s-tier? I have a bad smell. I don't know if it's the worst smell, but it's definitely one that

always fills me with dread. I like Jimmy John's, but I worked at Jimmy John's and like sandwich type stores in general. The smell of like a not quite clean kitchen in like the store like that. It smells kind of like almost like stale almost like rotten veggies almost and it's got that like that meat stank It's hard to describe but there's a specific smell and sometimes you walk into like a subway or Jimmy John's Just if the store is not like cleaned up to what it should be It just hits you and it's not strong But it's particular and I'm having worked at a variety of stores one of which was on a college campus Sometimes I would come to work and the people the night before just didn't clean shit and the whole thing is just

Stinks and you're like, oh my god. I hate that in a similar vein freshman year of college you you Me too me too. I agree mark sounds what's the worst sound? I don't like loud. Loud? I really, really don't like loud. How do we get along? I have a very low volume on my headphones. And yeah, it's probably, you know, been good for me because my hearing is still quite good. But I just really, really can't stand anything too loud.

Again, weird because I am a very loud person, we are all very loud. But loud concerts can't do it. I don't want to feel the music. I don't want that at all. You know, listening to loud music in your headphones or whatever. I'm like, nope, I don't want that. I want a nice, even tone. I want to be able to hear what's around me.

If I have my AirPods in, they're always in transparency mode. So it's like I never want. Sometimes I can't do the noise cancellation because the way noise cancellation works is it just pumps sound waves in to cancel out, but that's still more sound waves. So I can actually, I think maybe, but I can feel the cancel waves coming in too. And it's like, Oh, I get that sometimes. I know what you're saying. Yeah, it's quieter, but it's louder or it's more intense and I don't- It's like oppressive. Yeah, yeah, so I don't like it. It's like a pressure feeling or something, yeah.

And you're like, ah, stop, ah. Yeah, okay. Loud. Speaking of loud, you know what I can't stand? I fancy myself like a fairly handy person. I like fixing things around the house. I fucking hate power tools specifically and especially Circular saws like I've tried to like build little things like a step in the garage I tried to like replace the one because it was fun that sort of thing and like I I like doing that sort of stuff

But circular saws and impact drivers, especially the sound that they make. Oh, yeah. Oh god It makes me want to die. I remember the first time I ever used a circular saw, I was an adult and I was on my own and I like went and I bought it and I was like, I'm going to do this. And I had it and I was like, yeah, I feel so manly. And then I pulled the trigger and it was like, and I was like, I'd like put it down and walked away.

And I was like, I'm never touching that again. That's the most terrifying thing I've ever heard. Yeah, they are unnecessarily loud. And you built decks. Why don't you just wear earplugs or something? Oh yeah, God. Oh my God. I didn't just have earplugs.

I had the big over the ear like blockers because I was not about the noise. I couldn't hear my boss at all, but I didn't care because I was just like, he could have been yelling, oh, it's falling, oh, move. I'm like, oh man, blissful peace. Yeah, noise, loud, can't do loud. As a kid, fireworks going off,

I went into hidden in the house because I was so scared of the loud noises being close to like where my family was setting them off. But yeah, I get the loud. Oh, I'm not afraid of it, I'm not a coward, I just don't like it. Yeah, I would never hide in the house. Well, you're so low to the ground that not only do you hear but you feel the ground vibrations from the noise

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Boobs? Are you talking boobs? Yeah, duh, man. That's given. That's given. This is sort of situational, but I'm trying to think outside the box on these. My showers at home, I have control over those, right? So if you don't like your shower at home, you can like change the shower head and there's

things you can do to optimize your home. But you know what's really satisfying is like you're in a hotel or even if you're like a guest at a house or something and you're using a hotel or even if you're like a guest at a house or something and you're using someone else's shower and you're like, I don't know if this is gonna be good. You can't always tell just from how it looks, if it's gonna be decent and you turn it on

and you get it and you put your hand under the shower for the first time and it's like a perfect shower. Like it's the good pressure and the temperature and you're just like, oh, this is about to be the best shower that moment of like you feel that and you're just like, yes, the shower is awesome. And then it's a good shower. And it's like when you're traveling, that's especially valuable, I feel like because it just feels so refreshing. Yeah, there's nothing better than a good fork. There's so many different factors because it's like the size of the fork, the width of the prongs, the length of the prongs, but also the material of it. There are certain like cheap metal ones that are fine or whatever, but there are certain silverware that have like a textured metal. It's so hard to explain. They're not textured, but it's like, it's like the polished finish on it or something. It's like the way they do it. Yeah. It's not perfectly smooth, but it's,

it has like this feel. I, there's a similar thing that they use to build some laptops, not a lot, because apparently I think it's expensive. It's like some magnesium alloy or something like that, where it's like, it's just really nice to run your fingers across or hold or, or like have tactilely. And the edges too, a lot of forks have like pointy corners on them, which is just completely unhinged to me.

It's like, that's the part you're holding. Why would you? Or like the size, some of them have really big, like it gets skinny and then the end is just like fucking huge. And you're like, this doesn't even fit in my hand, right? A perfect fork is always satisfying. That's a good one. Very, very nice, nice yeah maybe it's because i'm just really tired but man whenever you like lay in your bed especially after getting back

from like a trip like your bed and your pillow just love the feel of like getting into bed especially like when you get back from a trip i don't know no matter how comfortable the bed was you're staying in it wasn't your bed like you just hit those sheets and it's like that's a good feeling i don't know man i used to think that i've been sleeping on a couch for the past week and a half. That's a couch guy now. That couch is so comfy. And I like, it's my nightmare sleeping scenario because the only blanket is one of those knit blankets that's like, you know, crocheted. So it's like a holes, like fishnet style holes through them. Terrible abrasive stuff.

I best sleep in my life. I've never slept better. So I'm like, man, maybe I'm doing it wrong. I don't know what's going to happen. Except last night I slept on my hand funny. So like my my my fingers are dead, I think. Oh, I hate that. The tips are just like completely.

Yeah. Still, they're kind of sore because it's like I think some cells died. It's been way too long for the feeling to come back and you're like, well, that's just how it is now. These are goners. Let me tell you, shave your head, be bold like me and your pillow hits different, especially when you get used to it. It's like so cool and crisp. That is true. No, that's absolutely true because I get a problem where I wake up in the middle

night thinking there's a bug in my ear and I know it's just my hair that got in there. I don't have that, but I cannot shake that feeling because it's just like, I have to get up and then I have to rinse it out. And then one time I got up and I rinsed out my ear and the feeling went away. And I'm like, dear Lord, is that actually a bug in my ear? Because when I'm in this warehouse, I, I didn't get it on camera because I wasn't recording. I was setting it up at the right time, but I was looking in the monitor

I saw a daddy long legs Fall right on my ah, and I was like that can't be real and then it started going Turned into Homer Simpson I mean pretty much man. I was it was not okay I guess that brings us to worst things to touch is that up there the daddy lot the feeling I don't know. I only have one thing that really jumps out one It's like bad to touch which is the felt roof of like old cars I don't even think they make them anymore, but like oh the like fake velour you don't like that

Yeah, I can't touch that I I don't even encounter that stuff normally like I can do velvet and I can do velour It's specifically like the roof of certain cars this material every time you run your fingers across it I don't like the velvety feeling maybe it's felt but like that velvety or fake velvety feel I don't like that. Also. Let me just be crazy here styrofoam can't touch it. I can't believe you would say that unforeseeable Fuck you said it. I know I don't believe you would say that. Unforeseeable. Fuck! You said it! I know! Anyway, the felt, I could get that.

I get that. I don't like it. Gives me the heebie jeebies. Pulling apart a cotton ball? I never got that one, but that's definitely like a specific thing, you know, you just don't like that. God, I can use a cotton ball, but if like someone's like, oh, he pulls it, ugh. No. Yeah, no, I think I get that one too.

That's not good. I like cooking. And so this is just a normal thing that happens. But I have still never gotten over the sensation of touching raw meat and especially ground meat. It's fine, because I know it's going to turn into food once I cook it. But man, is that always just so unpleasant.

The moment where I'm like, all right, gotta mix this meatloaf or whatever, gotta make these burgers. I just have, I always have a moment of like, oh, and then you have to just start touching. I don't know why, because I love cooking and I love food, but that it's just always so slimy in a bad way. Yeah, I've never had that. I can, I make meatloaf a lot, so yeah, I've never really gotten that. Yo mama's like raw meat. Take a point. So yeah, I've never really gotten that yo mama's like raw meat

Take a point away. Yeah All right quickly then best thing to taste Man so many things I know it's terrible for me. I know I shouldn't but you know sour I just love it. I still haven't recovered from our challenge. It gave me a negative reaction to sour. That thing we did seven years ago, you haven't recovered from that yet? Like I still like sour. You're saying we a lot there, Bob.

You're saying we real hard. I was there. I watched. It was horrific. No, I know I've done permanent damage to my teeth and gums and I haven't had sour in a while. I kind of stopped myself from having it because I know it was so bad. But it's like, oh man, I still am so. I both like it.

But then I also like it makes me do a thing where I like feel my cheeks. Yeah, just afraid they're melting again. I think most people can get that. What is it? Psychosomatic? Is that even the right word? But where they had to be terrible for our teeth too. Yeah, it was. I've done perma- like I said, I've done permanent damage, I'm sure. I need to go to

the dentist. But does everyone have that psychosomatic thing where they think of sour and they feel the sour in their mouth? Yeah, I get that a little bit. It like makes my cheeks kind of like... Which is interesting. That's a fascinating like reaction. It's such a strong thing. Like there are a lot of other strong flavors, but sour is such a strong It's such a physical thing on top of the flavor because it makes you involuntarily like pucker and stuff very particular I like anything that's like a dip on a chip that combo of like a nice crispy chip with Some kind of dippy bit on it. I really like spinach artichoke dip. I really like skyline dip.

I really like that's why I like nachos. There was a time in my life where I only ordered nachos. Wherever we went if they had nachos, I got nachos. Any kind of restaurant. I don't know why. I love the like I have a chip and it's got some stuff on it and the crunchy bit whatever that combo is just always does it for me. Even if it's a shitty dip, still does it for me. Always hits. Country bacon gravy, like bacon grease gravy with flour and milk. I grew up with that, my grandma made that like all the time.

You can have it with breakfast, like bacon eggs, gravy, biscuits, or there's like a dinner version that we would do where it was like fried pork chops with mashed potatoes, peas, gravy, and biscuits, and I would tear them all up and mix them all together. And man, there's probably nothing in the world I'd rather have any given day other than one of those two meals.

Don't think I'd ever get tired of it. Also, boobs would have been acceptable for best things to taste, the answer to. I assume that that was just sort of we were skipping that because. Yeah, I'm just sharing that for the audience to remember. Boobs are the answer to all these boo. Yeah, we I love the that for the audience to remember. Boobs are the answer to all these boobs. I love the sound of boob. The resonating noise.

Anyway, the worst things to taste. I was going to say raw tomatoes. Oh, really? I like tomatoes. Love ketchup, love cooked tomatoes. And there's a chemical reason for that. It's something about the glutamate. When you cook it, it turns from something,

but the precursors to that are different. And to some people, like Wade doesn't like most Mexican foods because of what, cilantro or something like that, that can taste like soap to some people. Yeah. Any of the taco enchilada burrito stuff. I don't know. I think with raw tomatoes, it's like the same thing. If you cook it, it becomes unbelievably delicious, but if it's raw, it's like just, well, yeah. I just think it's interesting that that's the worst thing, I guess, because I get not liking it is like fine. Not the worst, I guess. I mean, concentrated essence of poop in my mouth. I think I would probably that'd be the worst taste. Sure. But, you know, I haven't experienced that.

I've ever eaten shit. I have one. You know, it's really unpleasant. And I'm sure we've all been here. Maybe I was not trying to get high just as a preface, but you know how like an aerosolized air dusting cans right? Where it's like compressed air that's just a can of aerosolized air for blowing crap out of your keyboard or whatever. They put a bittering agent in that because you could huff that aerosol to get high. That's like you could do whippets or whatever that's called, right? So they put a bittering agent in it so that if it gets in your mouth, it's fucking nasty. Every time I used a can of compressed air, I'm always so paranoid because I somehow I always I'll like spray my hand too close or I'll do something or I'll like hold the keyboard up at a weird angle and I'll spray it and I'll get it in my mouth and I fucking hate

that flavor. It's so gross. It's very effective at what is designed to do. It's awful. I would recommend the little electronic air blowers because they're a little battery powered now and so they just got a tiny little fan jet and they just they blow air and they don't have anything like that.

Some people say it's not good for electronics because it will generate static electricity. And nowadays with with electronics you you really can't kill them with static electricity. They're not as vulnerable as they used to be to that now. No not at all and even then like even back in the day like static electricity really wasn't that big of a problem because you know things are pretty robust and static electricity is really not. The amperage is so low. If you did it right to the top of a CPU, yeah, maybe. That's probably not great, but most of the time you're not doing that.

To me, it's any unexpected taste. Like if you eat something familiar and you know it tastes a certain way, but something's off, it's like that immediate reflex of like, oh God, what's in this? Like something's, something's wrong. I've got a TikTok. I've got a TikTok for this for you. I got a tick tock for this exact moment. Hold on. Wait. Okay. Got it. All right. You ready? Okay. Look at this. Chocolate milk.

Oh, what is it? Look at this. What is that? It's milk. Anyway, that's yeah, that's, I know what you're talking about, man. That had, that had big vine energy with vine energy with the cutoff scream and everything. That was good. We spent a lot longer on this than I expected.

I actually had more than these five. All the other senses we're not even going to get to, like smudge? Smudge. I don't know of a very sensitive smudge. We'll have to find out a different time because I'm gonna wrap this one up. Those were the five senses and we covered all five. Do you think that the sense uh the feeling of being watched is real? Oh yeah 100%. I don't think it correlates to actually being watched in a strong meaningful way necessarily but that feeling is awful and very real. Yeah that is a real sensation yeah. I think it must be some kind of evolutionary advantage

to it because it's with animals also. I mean, I know they can probably hear and smell and other things, but I just imagine there's gotta be something, if there was a way to detect or get a sense like someone is looking at me and that whole quantum thing where it's like, if you observe the electrons, they do one pattern and if you don't, they do another. It's like, okay, so maybe there is some kind of effect that can be naturally, you know,

seen if you're being observed. Like maybe, maybe it's something. It happens too often and people talk about it too often for it to be pure coincidence. Quantum smelting. Yes, exactly. It's not a pleasant feeling. Didn't they say that like some, like I forget, I was talking about before, I wasn't sure if it was like

verified or not, but the sense of smell is like based on some kind of quantum mechanics as well. I think that, I think we talked about that in passing at some point that they were sort of unsure what that... I think I brought it up because I saw some article, but I wasn't sure if it was ever confirmed. That's what I'm not 100%. Anyway, that's it. End the episode. Alright, let me go over points here. Don't read into this at all, but Mark, I'm gonna give you your points first. Oh, God.

Mark, you got points for movie, noticed me, sad, busy Mark, holes, tobacco, boobs, birds, cowd. What is that? Cowd? It looks like COU capital D, but I don't know, it's there. Space, short, felt roof, sour, poo milk, raw tomatoes. It's poo. It's poo. Bob, you got points for Wade's joke. Shubba rubba wubba numba wumba. Leg hurt.

Swallow. Ron's on gasp! Cinnabon. Murder house. Scream vomit. Curse scream? I don't know what the car scream? Car scream probably. Oh, curse scream. Curse scream! Uh, the jizzy squizz? No, sauce. The jizzy sauce. Jizzy Squizz, no sauce, the Jizzy Sauce. Jizzy Squizz. Fucking raw. Chip Dip, Comparkadair. Compact Air, Compressed Air, Compressed Air.

Mark, you ended with 14 points. I bet Mark wins this one. Bob, you would be right, you have 13 points. Ah, he did the thing. The poo milk pushed him over the edge It's I had four points for the boss sad. I don't know what else but I removed two of them so I end up with two points Good try good try. Yeah, but congratulations mark. You are today's winner. Thank you very much I tried super hard. You're very sensical, sensible, sensy.

Sensitive. No, that can't be right. Oh, give us your winner speech. I don't often take advantage of all five of my senses, possibly more, and you know, that's regrettable in my day-to-day life, but it just so happened that today I tapped into all of those, and they say if you lose one sense, you gain in the others,

and I think that I was just selectively killing off every sense as we went along. Starting with sight, I am blind, deaf, dumb. I can't do anything, but I won. So even if I like my video might have cut out, my microphone might be gone, but I'm a winner, I think. Maybe I just made up hearing that I won and you guys are trying to mute me. But I think I won. It isn't about the handshake deal either.

Well, he couldn't smell, hear, or smudge it. I can't smudge a thing, guys. Uh, Bob, you are not winner, so give us not winner speech. Uh, if I had won, I would have been the best winner. I would have been an even better winner than Mark. I would have been even more gracious, but somehow also even more boastful, humble, but braggadocious, smart yet stupid, smelly but delicious. I would have been all things to all people, and it's really Wade's fault that no one gets to experience that. So I don't feel bad, because in my heart of hearts, I know

the truth. And the truth is, the... I can't keep the act up goodness I lost I'm just so sad I was just covering it up this one hurts I don't know why this one hurts you were that close beaten by poo milk if I didn't bring that out could have been the wheel spin so I'm sorry about that it would have been probably oh you know what I'm happy we afforded the wheel spin all right that's a good silver lining it was one point away and the poo milk pushed us over the edge. All right, well, congrats Mark for winning.

Bob well thought. I hope you all enjoyed the five senses and curious what all you enjoy and hate. Let's all agree, Styrofoam's the worst though. Stay tuned for the next one where Mark will host. I'm sure it'll be a something episode. Until then you can find Mark at Markiplier, Bob at MySkr, me at Min777 or lord minion777. We have merch

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