Two In The Think Tank - 175 - Rihanna (with Naomi Higgins)

Episode Date: February 27, 2019

Fan favourite Naomi Higgins is back to report on one of the best selling singers of her generation, Rihanna. From humble beginnings in Barbados, we hear how Rihanna rose to super stardom and became a multi-threat... singing, acting, fashion'ing... But can Naomi convince Dave to like Rihanna?Support the show and get rewards like bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/DoGoOnPodSubmit a topic idea directly to the hat: dogoonpod.com/Submit-a-Topic Twitter: @DoGoOnPodInstagram: @DoGoOnPodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/DoGoOnPod/Email us: [e-mail] Book tickets to Matt's stand up mattstewartcomedy.com/gigs  Check out our other podcasts:Book Cheat: https://play.acast.com/s/book-cheatPrime Mates: https://play.acast.com/s/prime-mates/Our awesome theme song by Evan Munro-Smith and logo by Peader Thomas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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I'm sitting here with Matt Stewart and Jess Perkins. Hello. I'm sitting in a different spot to normal and I can touch both of your knees at once. Here I go. Woo! Oh, hello. Hello. That was too erotic. Sorry. It was at the right level, I thought. Yeah. And Jess is sitting in her erotic position because we are joined by a special guest, Naomi Bigel. Yeah!

It's me again. I'm back. Back after the critical acclaim, your last guest spot. Yeah. I can't wait to disappoint everyone. It's time. You're an award-winning guest host. I am. You won a Golden Shiny Gary Award, which is the doger-on-a-wards for best guest hosts

of last year. Yeah. That makes it sound like I got a trophy. I didn't get anything. Did you not get it? I got to record a message to send to you. Yeah. That was the answer. That's your trophy. Okay. Now the trophy's in the mail. Damn, Australia post struck again. Yeah, I said that so sorry. So sorry.

Months ago, I'll chase that up. What does it look like? It looks like a little person. Named Gary. Yeah. And Chinese Shandbag. It's got the head of a Gary on the body of a Shandbag. Does that answer your question?

I mean, I can't think we can be clearer. We can not be clearer. Yeah. That's a really silly question, really, on your part. It was dumb of me. Fairly self-explanatory. So your last report was on Tommy Wazo's film The Room? Yes, The Masterpiece.

Which was so much fun. And since then, your report went so well. I don't know if I should put it down just to that. But since then, your podcast, BatchBitch, you do with Danielle Walker, has since joined the Planet Broadcasting Network. And I can only, congratulations and welcome. Well, thank you.

You can only think it is because of your fantastic work, talking about the room. I have to agree. I mean, I think half of our 10 listeners come from Dugo on. So I'm pretty grateful. Let's get it have to agree. Yeah. I mean, I think half of our 10 listeners come from 2 go on. So I'm pretty grateful. Let's get it up to 15. Yes.

Woo! Well, that is a lot of fun in your show. Thank you. You've listened to it. Yes. Really? You're talking about Meredith. I've listened to the first episode.

But I don't watch the- Possibly the worst one. I don't watch the Bachelor TV shows. But now I learned from you, Ellie, that you've since moved on to married at first sight. Yes, you might be aware that the Bachelor is not currently air. Yes, yeah. I wasn't actually-

You didn't leave us much to do. Yeah. Yeah. So we just kind of floundered about for a while, and then we were like, great. There's more people suffering on reality TV for the consumption of the public. Yeah.

Get us in there, baby! Woo! A lot more painful, I would say. Yeah. For eight episodes a week. That's too many. Yeah, it's brutal. It's killing me.

Yeah. And they're all so sad. It's not like the bachelor where everyone's like, it's really overproduced and you get to go on dates. Otherwise, you just kind of like, locked up in a mansion, so you just like make the most of it. It's they just take people who aren't suited for each other.

And then they just make them live together and throw cameras in their face. I don't even pretend that it's like, they're perfect for each other. This one feels like. They pretend. Yeah. I mean, thinly veiled.

Right. That's what I'm seeing. All right, but most of them are just, yeah, awful. Matt, they've got relationship experts who have paired them up with people that are a perfect match for them, or the complete opposite. And then they just let them go. Yeah, they've absolutely put people together just specifically. I think last year, two people almost cheated. So this year, they've just like forced it so that people will cheat on each other.

Oh. Hey, if you don't cheat, you're fired. I spoke to your boss and you have to cheat. So I'm not fired from the show. I'm fired from your day job. And your family will disown you. I've had a chat to them too. They're expecting you to cheat. You'll have nothing. You'll have nothing.

So... In the wheel. So... Because you've got to go to cheat. Yeah, it's really sad. It's very sad. This isn't the topic you brought to us today. It's about chance.

I imagine. I'm here to talk about the show I talk about every week. That I hate. Already an expert on it. So that would go right. Yeah. Now, we should mention before we get into the episode that we have some live shows coming up.

Of course, Adelaide is not far away now. March 10, we are coming for our first ever live podcast in Adelaide. Matt will already be there for the French Festival doing his stand-up show, which we're talking about, just a second. And then at the end of March, we are doing the Comedy Festival in Melbourne. Four shows are on Saturday afternoon

at the European beer cafe. Those shows are always some of the most fun we've ever done. So I hope to see you down there. And also, we were announced last week that we are heading overseas again. Not to Europe this time, but to Asia, or as Matt would say, Asia. We are doing a face in Hawaii.

I don't understand why you're... What do you even ask me? I don't even know. We are part of fair single idea. I don't understand why you're what do you even ask me to do that? We heard part of the Costa Moury International podcast festival with Fantastic, our friends and podcasts is the little dum dum club. We're going to be doing at least two live podcasts and some stand-up shows and some other surprises live on the beach, Costa Moury, which is a tropical island in Thailand, my goodness. We should really see if we could get a barge offshore in international water. So, a barge.

A barge. A pot of international waters is still on the dream list. And so is doing a pot on the beach. So we're taking that off. Yeah. Amazing. Yeah, it's really weird. It's such a weird idea that I can't believe it is

an actual thing, but should be fun. And also, like Dave said, I'm going to be an adult. I do my show, Bone Draft, two weeks. I leave in a couple of days, I think. And you can find out details about that at matshootcomedy.com slash gigs. If you use the code, do go on yet, discounted tickets. I think opening nights are cheaper anyway.

And then I go straight to Brisbane for a week for the Brisbane Comedy Festival, and then straight back to Melbourne for a month at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival before going to Sydney for the Sydney Comedy Festival. Oh, here are busy, believe it. And details for all that are on that website, matchshirtcomedy.com slash gigs, use the discount code, do go on.

Dave Warnocky helped me do it. I was in Perth couple weeks ago and had a great time there. Met a lot of few do go on, listen, which is of few primates beanies nice in Perth people like going. I don't know when I will wear this But maybe for that cold week in the middle of the year Nice people who care about you. They look good. They'll put them on look real good Yeah, all right now. Let's get on with it all right So you you had the room last time

which you brought with a lot of passion because you're such a big fan of that. Have you brought something that you were also a big fan of? This is something I'm a fan of. It's, I feel like last time was about entertainment. This time I'm just trying to do some activism. There's a few people who I think are really underrated and people don't appreciate how amazing they are.

Andre, are you? So this is someone that I think deserves a lot more appreciation. I like that. And. Sylvester Stallone. That was life. Have you, wait, is this the question? What's the question?

I didn't ask a question. No. No. Does that answer your question? Yeah. That is a great interviewer. He really puts people off with, they sort of let down their guard. But he says, sorry, is this the question?

I don't know, I'm on your show. He's very disarming. Okay, yes, I did do the murder. Got him. Well done, Matt, you've struck again. The mic in interviewer you mean in terror, guys. Yeah, yeah. You're a real Louis through. Yeah, Louis the rea- Yeah, I feel really at ease.

I feel ready to open up. Really at ease, sorry what? What question? So if you are joining us for the first time, basically what the show is, usually the three of us take it in turns to do a report on a topic, the others don't know what it's going to be. Today the three of us don't know what your topic name is that you've brought with it's going to be.

So we're very excited and we usually get on to that topic with a question that you ask. And when it's just the three of us all competing for the answer we get quite competitive. Am I right Jess? Yeah, sure. Can I just Yeah, me captain competitive. Can I take your microphone away from you? Because I need this I feel like my questions too like you're just gonna have to Google it love it All right, great phones are the refines are ready Google it first. This is not something I planned, but... Yeah, all right. I mean, I don't want to break the illusion of the podcast, but this is nothing recorded

on the day that it comes out. But who's birthday is it today? Who's birthday is it today? Twentyth of February. Oh no. It's the thing he's phoned. It's letting him down. Avanna, Trump?

No. Trump's the ex-wife. I'm going to get an IMD. No. Trump's, actually, I'm gonna get an I-a on October 28th for Thursdays. Why don't you know how to go? What's going on? He's a hundred years old. He's a birthday today. Let me just read some of that. And I came up with 20 hours to discover Google's broken. I'll just read some other famous birthdays from today that I mean,

wouldn't make quite as fun reports. Kurt Cabane. Well, that could be alright. Cindy Crawford. Bad endings. Bad endings. Trevor Noah. Okay. Charles Barkley. Bad ending. That's a good ending. Trevor Noah. Okay. Charles Barkley, the round amount of rebound.

Ah. It's great, man. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great.

It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. It's great. Brianna. Brianna. Yes.

Also, I thought about doing other people like Anne Hathaway and Kristen Stewart, who I also feel like are underappreciated. Would it be correct to say that Brianna was born in Bubba Dock? No, it would be correct to say she was born in Barbados. Oh, I got him on a slide. Bubba Dock sounds like he's saying Bubba Dock. She was actually born in the Baba Duk. I knew it.

Yeah, I actually looked through the hat and there was like, you have a lot of suggestions in there. Yeah, was Rihanna in there? No. Certainly not. Interesting. Several thousand suggestions. No, no, no, no.

So you said, also, thank you, about Rihanna and Hathaway, or Christian Stewart. Yeah. I know when Hathaway does a lot of activism kind of work. Well, it's a bit different because I think people don't hate Rihanna, but I don't think they appreciate her enough. Whereas I think people hate and Hathaway and Kristen Stewart when they're actually both great people and very talented.

What does Kristen Stewart do that's so great? That sounded awful. I just mean like, does she have a passion side project I don't know about? I'm not, she's just really good actor and I think she's a good person, but people just hate her because she was in Twilight. Yeah, sure, okay.

And I don't think they think about why they hate her. You know what I mean? And Anne Hathaway is, I would say, she's America's Delta Good Dream in a way that she's... Oh my God, yes! She's too sincere and people just can't hack it. Yeah. That is like, hmm, this woman likes herself.

I mean, she does. Oh, really? You can't, I mean, in a way, Delta Goodroom is Australia's and other way. No, I know what I said. Yeah, it doesn't work the other way. But actually, in half a ways, having a bit of a renaissance. So I'm very excited for her.

Renansons. Wow. Renansons. But anyway, we're going to hear you talk about Rihissance. I'm very excited for her. Renance-ons. Wow. Renance-ons. But anyway, we're gonna hear you talk about Reanna. I wanna play Devil's Advocate for a second year. And so, I want you. Sorry, I'm coming in hot. Yes. Well, you're gonna hate me here,

because you were talking about how some people don't appreciate how good Jesus is a person. I'm hoping that you all enlighten me because I'm not a big Reanna fan, I must have. Oh, how come? I just don't like any of it. I've never heard a song that I've liked. I find them quite annoying.

Wow. And of all the pop stars out there, all the big, the superstars. Yeah. You're Taylor Swift's, you're Brittany Spears of old, you're Adele's. So you like white women.

Sorry, you're Adele. Adele. Adele. There's only one Adele. Yeah, there's Adele's my number one. Adele. She's my number one. You like Adele?

Yeah, but I'll see you like sad, Mise. Probably, that's probably what it is. Reanna's probably a's mind. Adele. She's my number one. You like Adele? Yeah, but I'll see you like sad music. To probably, that's probably what it is. Reanna's probably a little too upbeat for me. Yeah, I don't like music that has like any sort of emotion in it. So that's why I like party music, because I'm like, don't make me feel. You don't know me. Yeah, don't make me think about things. Yeah, yeah.

I don't like love songs. I'm alone forever. No, no, no. I thought, yeah, I'm alone forever. No, no. I thought, yeah, I'm surprised that Adriana was just sort of universally loved. She is loved. She's universally loved. But I think they would just think she's just a pop star. Right. Whereas I think she's a... What's the word?

A Renaissance woman. She's like a high-finity, multi-highfinity. Ooh. I just think she's very talented at everything she does. Right. And a good trip of threat. Oh, more. I'd say more. Wow. Yeah, more than three. I just have more than three things you're good at. I just can't imagine that. I can't imagine I just not one of mine. I got like a one. Hang on. Now leave it with me. Oh yeah, we'll come back to the end.

I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. Me. I'd call you threat. That's a tough one. A threat, physically. To me, physically.

Yeah, just like, Absolutely. I'm much bigger than you. You are on it. When you achieve something, I'm like. You're leg pressing people's body weights. My own. Yeah.

You're on many watch lists. I'm proud of that. Yeah. That's true. My own. Yeah. You're on a pretty watch list. I'm proud of that. Yeah. I will be forever. Yeah, the stream that's where you keep telling us. Yeah. I'm like, I've kept that relatively private and I only really told you guys.

Oh. But now it's out there and the people need to know. I can like press my own body weight. Hell yeah. Is that kind of what? It's like I'm like going to go up in weight, not me, hopefully. You know what I'm saying about the same, but my legs ability.

When you're walking, you're sort of leg pressing your own body weight every step. Yeah, you just diminish my achievements. I can do that. You can walk. Congratulations. You're bigger than a toddler. Thank you. I need just.. You can walk. Congratulations. You are bigger than a toddler. I need just.

Thank you so much. Anyway, Rihanna. Rihanna. Please, I'm excited to hear about it. You said she's a Rihanna son swim. And that's really close to Rihanna. Rihanna and son swim. Is that what you were thinking?

Yes. Yeah. Good match. Good match. Why are you, you don't have to pat Yes. Yeah. Couldn't match. Good. Why, you don't have to pat me. Who's a good mat? Um, okay, here I go. I don't know, I'm never sort of.

Um, Robin Rihanna Fenty was born on the 20th of February. Oh, that's his Robin. Robin, that was already taken by the Swedish singer. Yeah. Uh, 1988 in St. Michael Barbados. She grew up in a three- Sorry, could you pronounce it right? Barbados. Thank you. She grew up in a three-bedroom bungalow in Bridgetown and sold clothes with her father in a stool on the street. She had two brothers, two half sisters and a half brother from her father's side each born to different mothers from his previous relationships.

Wow, how many that's a lot of relationships? I'm just impressed. I mean, he's born to different mothers from his previous relationships. Wow, how many, that's a lot of relationships. I'm just impressed. I mean, I have someone who struggles to... And then three half siblings. Someone who struggles to maintain one, I'm impressed. Maintain one mother? Yeah. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Mom, oh, visit you one day. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I'll visit you one day. Oh, visit you. Oh, visit you. Woo. Gosh, it's hard to maintain. Her childhood was deeply affected by her father's addiction to crack cocaine and alcohol, which contributed to her parents' strain marriage. Oh my god, he's a busy guy. He's a double threat. Crack cocaine and alcohol. Oh, done. We're done. It's all enough to keep up one relationship with a

debilitating substance. Well, I'm going to visit you one day. I'm also a debilitating substance addiction. That is not true. Oh boy. Allegedly. I think I can say this. Yeah, it gets you out of everything. Everything I've ever said is alleged. That's funny. In 2003, when she was 15, she formed a musical trio with two of her classmates. She was discovered in a home country by Barbados by an American record producer, Evan Rogers.

Without a name or any material, the girl group managed to land an audition with Rogers who commented, the minute Rihanna walked into the room, it was like the other two girls didn't exist. Oh, no material. Hey man, you gotta check my band. All right, what's the call? We're done. Oh, what are you gonna play? We're done. Have a look, we'll stand here for a bit. Yeah, Rihanna just- Yeah, we got it. Rihanna walked into the room and he goes, she's got it. Other two out. That's amazing. That's what happened.

Oh, sucks to be the other two. I reckon you can sing. Yeah, just looking at you, I can tell. You've got good pipes. Well, this next sentence, I was like, okay, Rihanna went to Rogers Hotel Room where she performed renditions of Destiny's Child Mariah Carey songs.

So he just brought up the karaoke machine and said, have a go. Yes, have a go. At that point, you're wondering if he's a real producer, right? Yeah, come sing for me in my hotel room. Yeah, again, she's 15 at this point. That's feeling like a real scam, oh, it's a scam, but maybe... Scoundrel. Scoundrel, you're right.

I splurged on a good karaoke machine. It's got every song you can think of. But I'll admit it to like 10 songs. What do you want to hear? I got it. It's like doing a stand-up comedy audition for like a big management group. And you don't even say anything and they go, you're great. Come back to the hotel.

Yeah, look funny. Come back to the hotel we'll Google some jokes. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, I'll call some jokes. Here's a YouTube video of a famous comedian. Yeah, can you read out these Mitch Hedberg jokes? Yeah. Wow. Yeah, you got it.

You got it, kid. What would be the karaoke equivalent? You'd have to take out all the words from the joke. Just what's the karaoke leaving in the applause or the time And the words are coming across the screen you gotta be in time. Hey guys, what's the deal with fridges? I love that joke. That's my favorite one. How good is that one? The fridges joke. Yeah, give us a punch line, what's the punch line on that day? Go ahead, set up. It was on the whole time.

That's good. I love that joke. I've got a print of it in my living room. You would. And a tattoo on my butt. It's funny and inspirational. Yeah, and it's a reminder to me to keep striving. One day maybe I can be that good.

People can know you as the fridge joke guy. Oh God, that's the dream. That's the bloody dream. All right, we all want to be the Fringe Joke guy. We all can't be the Fringe Joke guy, you know. Don't shit on my dream. I'm sorry. My dreams are my dreams.

So I just have my dreams. I'm sorry, I didn't know. This is a dream for a chicken podcast. What is this? A dream place over here? Yeah, oh, we, oh are we are dreams for you. Yeah, come on back to the 95 grind, you know, no I choose to dream that's actually exactly what this record exec is just said to two other women Go get nine to five jobs back to the grind Yeah, which is year nine by the way, yeah, we're going back to biology class

To be honest, it's a bit weird that you came and we auditioned at our school. That's crazy. Why do the principal agree to this? This is not safe. The 15 year old girl in our hotel room, in 2019, I'm like, oh, but I think it's fine. But in 2003, that's fine.

Yeah. This is 2003, okay. Yeah, it's a long time ago. Different time. It was just before people figured out you could get up to weird shit in hotel rooms. Mm-hmm. Yeah. This is down three, okay. Yeah, it is a long time ago. Different time. Yeah. Just before people figured out you could get up to weird shit in hotel rooms. Yeah. And Barbados.

No one knew you could have sex in a hotel room yet. And to prove you. I remember when I found out you could, I was like, wait, what? Are you joking? And then I, yeah, I had to say with me and I was like, oh, there's a bed. Yeah, sir. Been sleeping in the fridge this whole time. It was on the whole time. joking and then I yeah, I just say with me and I was like, oh, there's a bed. Yes

I've been sleeping in the fridge this all time Now it's actually Explained in for everyone that set up there now We're great double act just you're out. Oh I'm okay dreamer. I'm gonna take doesn You're the Kelly Rowland and I don't know who did not take stick from Kelly. She doesn't even talk at the meetings. All right. She does. It's just Beyonce going solo.

Naomi, she lets Kelly talk. Just be on say going solo. Naomi, she lets Kelly talk. She doesn't let me show them. I'm a sure no. No, please do go on. OK, in press by this audition, Rod just scheduled a second meeting with her mother present. I'm a fan of that part. And then invited her to his hometown in the United States to record some demo tapes to be sent

to record labels. She recorded a demo over the next year, intermittently, but on school holidays, because you still had school. I love that. Yeah, it's so good. It's so good. It's so good. You feel like you started your career way later than you could have.

Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. So depressing. Ponder replay and the last time we two of the tracks recorded, which were eventually in her debut album, the same year she was signed to his production company. The demo was shipped to Def Jam Records where Jay-Z was a new CEO.

He heard her recordings. And the first time he heard Ponder Replay, he felt that the song was too big for her. Okay. What does that mean? Hey, you can't question a legend like that. Right, that's true. You would say that. You've got to adapt to him.

He doesn't adapt to you. Make the song smaller. Yeah, be careful. I can make it cut off. 20 seconds at the end. Take out the trumpet. Just make the song 28% smaller. Okay, sure.

Then? Then I'll talk. Then we'll talk. But until then, I've got to go shoot some hoops. Yeah. With some of my famous friends. Bola. There you go. Is he a bola? Not that I knew of.

He's one of the coolest guys in the planet. In basketball. In basketball. In basketball is the coolest. Andrew guys, what makes you think of him? Mark Brackey? Does that make you think cool? Jess Perkins plays basketball.

Have you known? That's true. And she can like press her entire body. I don't know if you know that. I do know that. And yeah, Andrew, Andrew guys and Mark Braggie of a very cool. Thank you. Pause accepted. Please do go on.

I named a goldfish after Andrew guys. Anyway, please do go on. I don't know any of these people are. Let's just do it. That's because you're uncool. Yes. Sorry, I had to find out this way. Awkward.

Ha ha. Despite being skeptical, he invited Rihanna to audition for the label. Yes, sorry had to find out this way awkward. Despite being skeptical he invited Rihanna to audition for the label. So she auditioned for him and LA Reed who's a music mogul and then he was like she is big enough. Oh, it's good he decided that. Yeah. She looks so small on those farders. She's just like a farder. She's so little. She's so small on those photos. I'm just like, it was so nice. She's so little. Why is she so small? It's tiny. Also, Jay-Z can't operate a computer.

Yeah. He's like a CEO. It's no idea what he's doing. He's a CEO, but he's only ever used Mac, and they are a Windows company. He's been like, how do I log into my email? It's embarrassing for the CEO to ask, how to log into an email. So he just doesn't have an email. There was other photos on his computer

and they're all of like Andre the giant. He's like, yeah, no, she's tiny. Look at her. Well, she hoops the shack at the time. And he's in Paris and she looked tiny. He held the photo up next to shack in real life. Yeah, she is fit in her hand. Well, this one is too big.

I wonder how we're gonna get her a random places. places. Arenas are out. Yeah. People aren't gonna be able to see her. Did she just, do we just transport her in a little jar? Put some holes in it. What do we do? The logistics are a nightmare. She's only 16, but she's tiny.

I don't need to get her a hotel room, though, I suppose. When do girls have a breastbed again? We just mail her around, put her in one of those canisters. Yeah. Put a couple air holes in. Yeah, you bear it. One of those like poster tubes that we were thinking, yeah.

Yeah. It holes in an amy, we're not monsters. She can be rowing around. Yeah, be fun. Put her in a little like a zob ball. Yeah. That'd be fun. You could just throw her across the country. Oh That's great. You could roll her. It'd be like a fun ride that doesn't end Ever they open up the ball of the next star when she has crushed her death

She has vomited everywhere. It's a real mess in there. We should have got science evolved It's a real mess in there. We should have got science involved. I'll transport it to this tiny popster. No one questions the CEO. Mr. C. No worries. Mr. C. Can I call you that? Please. Please call me Jay-Z. Mr. C was my father. L.A. readers also impress with her audition and told J.Z. not to let Rihanna leave the building until a contract was signed. Oh, okay. You can send mother there. This is weird.

Yeah. She was there for six months. I'm not signing, Mr. Zed. Well, you're not leaving. Jay, Bobby. Bobby. She was, she sat in Jay's office until three in the morning. Why?

Until Lawyers drafted up the contract so that she couldn't go, she had meetings with other record labels and so they can't, she can't sit all her other meetings. Like did they cancel not a cheat cancel? She's in a real strong position to negotiate at that point. Yeah. What you're going to sign me no matter what, well, I want more money than. Well, I'm seven times. She probably doesn't know that much about the,

what are you offering me? 20 bucks make it 30 That's nothing gets past you. Yeah, I'd be stoked with that at 17 I'll be sorry about now to be honest someone was like we're 30 bucks I'd like thank you. Take that one of my favorite stories about LeBron James basketball superstar is when he was still in high school And they all knew that he was going to be the next big thing Reebok flew him out from his house in Ohio. He grew up not a very wealthy area. They flew him out and they said,

if you sum with the Reebok now, we'll give you $10 million. And he was going back to high school and he backed himself enough to say, now I think I'll get a better deal later on. Oh my God. You have to go back, knowing you've knocked back $10 million

and just hope that one day Nike, which they did, offered you more money. Wow. And it was like $10.5 million. Yeah, he's like, this is so worth it. Fart out. Again, happily would take 10 million. Yeah, Reebok, are you listening?

I would not even ask around. I wouldn't play it cool. I'd be like, yes. I know. I'd have to ask around. I wouldn't play it cool. I'd be like, yes! Yeah, I'd have to go to the bathroom to vomit a little bit. I'd definitely vomit. And then I'd be straight onto realestate.com looking for my first home. And I'd probably buy something quite small and shitty because that's just what I'm used to. Put me in a mansion, I'll panic. I'll get lost. What do I do?

I'm like, just you can get this house and you're like, don't deserve it. No, no thank you. I'll have this one with a sink, kind of doesn't work. Yeah, just a studio for me, thanks. I don't deserve a bedroom. Sorry, not about me, anyway.

So you signed the six album contract? Six album, that's huge. And moved from Barbados to the United States to live with Rodgers and his wife. Okay. Okay. Glad you were there. No, I just think like, I mean, put it up in a little place.

You know? Well, I don't think they've made any money yet. And also, she's a kid still, so you can feel like, let's help feeder and stuff. They do that with footier lot where like a young player comes to the club, they'll end up living with the, with an older player and his family or if somebody works at the club or something.

I think it's just sort of trying to make it, so they're still in that family dynamic for a bit longer because that would like, imagine throwing someone into Superstar Adam at 17 without any. Yeah, I got to tell you, I've got to experience it's rough. I would believe you were a child star. Yeah. Oh yeah.

A child star in the low. Was it a commercial that 10 years old? It was. For what? Saving energy and I had a terrible song. Hit that switch, Mitch. I ride your bike, Mike. Way to go, Joe. And at the end,

I would say the future is in our hands. And as we sang that, my face, my giant forehead popped into the shot. Is that available? My parents have it on video. I've talked about it before in the show and a few people have tweeted. Can you try and find it? I'll try and get it. I love it. Yeah, you've got the complex of it, of someone who had early success. What do you mean like a drug habit? What kind of complex do we do? I know. What kind of complex? Maybe two go on. She spent the next three months recording and completing her debut album and in May 2005 released it with the single Ponder Replay,

which peaked at Top 5 in 15 countries. I don't think I know that one. Yeah, you do. It's bangin' tune. I thought a big one was umbrella. I thought that was the first one. That came later. The first one.

No, sorry, the first big one I thought was the cover of that, you would know Ponder Replay if you heard it. Mr. DJ, some Ponder Replay, Mr. DJ, I'm gonna run the music up on the ground. I thought it's music to my ears. I like what I some phone, there you play. Mr. DJ, I'm going to turn the music up on the go. I know. I thought it's music to my ears. I like when I'm hearing that, don't know it. Yeah, she created mumble rap.

Yeah, so she released that under her mononum, Rihanna. Didn't know that word. Mononum. Mononum, that's fun to say. And she took the middle. Mononum. Yeah, good job. She took the middle of the three names. Well, there's

her name, Robyn. And someone called a middle name. Hmm, interesting. I call it the meat and a sandwich name. You call it the middle of the three names. I mean, the sandwich. Great to disagree. So that was what's your meat name? Oh God. Yeah. Sounds like the name of your dick is. Yeah.

Oh, what's your meat name? Charles. Clive and Charles. But they're nice names. Thank you. Kappa classy chops of it. No, I mean, I have classy dicks. My, just meat.

Oh. Oh. That Mine's just meat. Oh, yeah. That is that one. Meat. Meat, mate. What do you say, meat? I just imagine it like slapping down on the table. Yeah. Any there are like people do call, is that an Australianism calling a dick a chop?

Get your chop out. Oh, I've heard that. Floppy a chop. You've haven't heard floppy a chop. Floppy a chop. I've never heard that. I don't know what. Where you your chop out. Oh, I've heard that. Flop your chop. You've even haven't heard Flop your chop. I've never heard that. I don't know what where you're hanging out. I think about the stewardism. Yeah, there's a Flop your chop. You haven't heard that might be a that might be a we've been mirabin to him. I'm not sure before our time maybe looking for new t-shirt design. And I can flop your chop. He's on a front. No, no. Ah, that's saying it.

Yeah, it feels like it's over different time. Yeah. What's the picture that goes with it? It's either a chop. It's not getting as a chop. Oh, it's Matt getting his dick out, but the dick is blurred, but it's very clear Matt's got his dick out. I remember one time when we were probably about 18. And we're covering our eyes.

18 or so. One of our friends were at a nightclub, and one of the friends got a tattoo on his leg, and someone else to see it. And everyone was pretty drunk. So he's pulled his pants down a show at wearing box. Sure, so he didn't realize his... It was like his shop was just hanging over.

He flopped his chop! And people were going, he flopped his chop and he wasn't realise it. Where was Sitch at a nightclub? There's an old nightclub called Wild Bills. That's exactly the type of thing to happen at Wild Bills. Yeah, totally. He was sitting on a booth it was on a booth with like fake cow skin cushions, so yeah

It's flopped his chop. Does he kick that I can't believe flop your chop I there's someone out there who's heard flop your chop before yeah, while Bill he's in prison because he Flock on his chop It's out of business. I think, well, bills. No, what do I? Yeah, so it was a nightclub at the, on the edge of a, of Westfield shopping centre. Everything about it was fine. That's way, best restaurants. Yeah. So you're honest, I reckon that probably wouldn't have been the first shop that was fine. No, it's like all the nightclubs that are at Nox Ozone.

Right, oh, there's multiple. Yeah. That's where you want to get. You can go on a pub call inside a shopping center. Yeah, it's good. It is good. Wild Bills is now at TGI Fridays. Oh, even better. TGI, not Wild Bills.

Yeah. Right. Am I wrong? Oh my God. Oh boy. Everyone get flopping chops. In August 2006, after album, she made her acting debut in the straight to DVD film, bring it on or nothing. Oh, was that?

Was she in that? Yeah. How many brigadons were there? Surprisingly, yeah, a few. But I only saw the first one and the third one, which is the one Reander is here. And I remember me, my friends liked it, and she's at the end, and it's like a competition to be in her music video. Oh, did she bring it?

Did she bring it? Oh, she brought it. Was it brought? Did she bring it all?. Did she bring it? Oh, she brought it. Was it brought? She told everyone to bring it on. Did she bring it all? Or did she bring it nothing?

I'd have to say all. Yeah. I would have thought that from her. Yes. I mean, she's not a bring it nothing kind of gal. She's not. No. She's not.

She immediately started working on a second album. And it was the first one to go platinum up selling a million units And it's lead single SOS as a first billboard number one. That's the one that samples the song. I was thinking of right Was that from a movie like this? Disturbia. No, there was a song called Disturbia. Yeah, that was the one from Disturbia. Yeah, that makes sense Other singles were unfaithful. You remember that one? Oh, very pointedly asking you, Dave. You did say you're bad at men alchemy.

I'm asking him when he's like, I don't know any of them. You're so unfaithful. Central to your life, Dave. I see if you could get anyone else. Oh, come on. If I wanted to be, I could be the number one player. I don't think you could at all. I don't think I could. Definitely not.

You should have the time to be fair. Yeah, that's true. Very busy, boy. That's why I always wonder about people with extra families. Yeah, when they're like, they have a whole secret family in a different city. It's like how? That is impressive. The admin would in a different city. It's like how that is impressive

Admin would be a not man You have to have two separate Google calendars first of all and I'm so annoying Unbelievable Yeah, I think that's the one one raisins are not do it. Yeah, I mean the admin admin We ride and break it off. See what I'm trying to get across here is all these songs are iconic.

Okay, well I heard of some of them. The first one, I've heard of the first one. Yeah. Break it off. SOS. I think you might be thinking of the episode. Yeah, me. Oh yeah.

Lots of hits. Yeah. She could play. She's still making hits today. That's the crowd can't idea to end this report. See if she's still with us. Her birthday was today. Did she live to see it? Yeah. What's it also? Her death day. Well, I'll find out tomorrow. So happy death day. Happy birthday. That's a good movie.

In 2006, you created the Believe Foundation to help terminally ill children. That's nice. Yeah. What? I know the ill children are nice. Oh, the foundation. Come on.

Come on. But that was what you said. That's scum boy. I think that that sounds like a nice thing to do is what I'm saying. Interesting. Just wanna go on the record. I don't know.

And I believe you. My spec levels are rising, I'm telling you. There is how young she was. I'm feeling a bit depressed that she's only two years older than Jess and I. Yeah. That does hurt a little bit. Right.

But imagine if you were like five years older than her, you would just wanna die. Absolutely. You would just think. We're just gonna wave our can over and imagine it. Everyone would just want to die. Absolutely. You would just think. We're just going to have to go over and over and imagine it. Everyone's on their own path and some parts are just shit, you know? Imagine if you're old enough to be a dad. Well, no.

Her dad could probably. Yeah. Well, doubt it. Oh, okay. You sign that because you... No, I just doesn't have very good imagination. Well, you mentioned the family again. I don't Uh, he was a bit of a crack addict. Well actually I didn't write it into the report But she recently sued him oh for naming his company Fenty

After but she has a company called Fenty as well. So she sued him for using his surname. He's surname Yeah, well, I mean she's got a pretty famous brand called Fenty, but I'll get to that. Okay. I'm excited to get to that. That's interesting. I always feel like if it's your surname, you should be allowed to call your company that. Yeah, but I think he only did it after she very recently started that company. Right. So, interesting. And they do, what's her, if her company is like for like spare car parts and his company's for spare black parts, then maybe. Absolutely. But if one of them's for spare car parts,

the other one is for like, you know, spare plane parts, ones in the skull, ones in the ground, then I think that's different enough. I'm gonna have to, I'm gonna have to agree with Matt on this one. Really? Cars and planes are different enough. I've been watching the good life lately on Netflix. So I think I know a little bit about Mother Law.

Mother Law. So what they call? No. Mother. Mother Gaia. Sorry. What is that? Oh, she gives me life't do that, mother guy.

What is that? Oh, she gives me life. Is that not the, is that not the mother? Just stop. Why do you want mom into this? Just tell Naomi to do that one, just say it. You just suck on it at the teeth of the course. Yeah, that's right.

It's a law. I'm personifying the law. I gave you an out. I don't cut and run. You stay and ruin. We're having fun. Major there's a lot of albums in a row here. I think you released one album like per year. I think the thing that I found most annoying about his songs was it felt like there were always there. She never had a time where Rihanna went away for a bit. Oh, you just wanted Rihanna to have a holiday. Yes, I thought she was working herself too hard.

I felt like every week was a new single. It was like, geez, all right, Rihanna, give yourself a break. You want to hear the... You're upset for her. Yes, it wasn't like you're going to give me a chance to miss you, Rihanna. Yeah. You're in my face all the time. I think to be honest, that is actually what I was doing,

because I was going, you oversaturated. Yeah, you too much. I need my independence, I need my space. But yeah, pull a Beyonce and go away for a bit and then suddenly drop something. That's right. I did not notice that, but I didn't realize she was releasing so many albums or had so many big hits.

Well, yes, this is I was like, I'll do it on Rihanna. She's on her Wikipedia page. And I was like, oh no, she's done so many things. And it took so long to scroll to the bottom of the page. She's like, yeah, like Elton John, I had a similar run just to the report about him recently. He was releasing two hit albums a year. Like, bang, bang, bang, bang.

They would have hated that. It feels a lot of them. Yeah, it was a lot. What do I mean, like just give us a year. Like bang, bang, bang, bang. Dave would have hated that. It feels like a lot of people. Yeah, it was a lot of people. What do I mean? Like just give us a break, Elton. Please. Yeah. If you were alive, but you're not.

So bad luck. Bad luck will be. Sucks to be Dave. About a time machine. I'd go back in time and yell at him. Would you? Yeah, you could probably do it now, still. Yeah.

He's about to. Yeah, he's just going yell at him pop in Stop making albums in the 70s have a break look after yourself You look terrible You look like a 70 year old man Her third album came out May 27 2007 Her third album came out in May 2017. Good girl gone bad. Oh!

Okay, image got a little bit edgy. She bad. Cut her hair shorter. This is when the leasing will... That's how you know she's a bad girl. Bad girls have short hair. Right. They do really well.

Good girls have long hair, but bad girls, they get gummin' it all the time because they're bad, so they gotta keep cutting it. Right. Bad girls,igam, and don't know how to dispose of it very well. I don't, because I don't have time. I don't have time to find a bin. Yeah, that's what I call out of our mouth. Ha! Oh, it's in my hair. Better go to the barber.

They're in the barber's hair. They're cool, good at the barber. Bad girls go to the barber. The barber. And they say, we're in the cat boy's hair and they're like, shudder. Shut up and cut my hair. And they go, I respect that bad girl.

And they do, and they do a great job and a reasonable price. And then you say, thanks, SelberTor. Yeah, and you give him some cash, because he prefers payments in cash for some reason. You're pretty sure that barber shop is a front for something else, but you're like his service. Cause you're a bad girl.

Yeah, you're like good service. Bad girls like good service. She's a man. Good service. Should I go on a little time out for a bit? No, I was enjoying that little act out. I like that. Because over to her, has a sign on the door. It says, uh, boys only brackets or bad girls. One on the door it says, uh, boys only brackets or bad girls. Brackets, second brackets, bad girls are as good as a normal boy. For some reason. Bad girls, normal boys.

That's my clientele. Normal, not even good. And just neutral. Neutral boys. Imagine walking in the evening, like, I'm afraid you're not normal. So much more. Salvador.

Come on. Jacob, should we do... Should we call our band the neutral boys? Yeah. I love that. Oh, I'd sign that band before even hearing any of this. Yeah, I'd sign one person in that band. Everyone else out.

Dave, can you play bass in the neutral boys? I will. Matt, what are you gonna do? Front man. Yes, I see that for you. Yes. I've been trying to retake myself keyboard. So also known as a piano. So they're very similar. I mean, you're on drums. I was gonna say I could do drums if you don't want to forget one of the like main parts of a band. Perfect. We'll revamp. Neutral boys. Neutral boys. neutral boys. brackets bad girls. I bet good. neutral boys. bad girls.

So we could get 2007 and beyond Rihanna could be in the band then. Yeah, I reckon. But pre 2007 Rihanna. Too good. No dice. Yeah. Yeah. And then Jess and I just both refuse to cut out hair. She'll want to. That's nothing more bad than that. Yeah. Our refuse. Just a gum all over it.

I don't care. Laving it in. Gum hair. Just dreadlocks. That's the ultimate bad girl look. Dreadlocks. Dreadlocks. Or pixie cut.

One of the two for bad girls. Yeah. Howley Berry, Bad Girl. Yep, time out, all right, bye bye. The lead single from that album, Umbrella. Oh. Yay. Top the charts in 13 countries and remained at number one in the UK for 10 consecutive weeks.

The longest running number one single there since wet, wet, wet single. Love is all around. From the four weddings in a funeral soundtrack. And that was big here as well. I remember that. I reckon I was like early 90s or something. Can you sing it? Because I don't know what it was. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, And then film clip had like clips of few grant daughtering around in the back

I don't even think it might have been a cover as well. It was a real I imagine it's adults at the time. It must have been like fucking hell kids. What are you doing? Who's buying? This is always kids who buy the singles. They'll be like, what's happening? 10 weeks.

Yeah, that's a long time. Oh, yes it is. by the singles, they'd be like, what's happening? 10 weeks. That's a long time. Oh yes it is, as he said in the song. That one's been 15 weeks at the top. Cheesh. 15 weeks. And rightly so. Jess, I thought you're on time out. And rightly so.

Oh don't pout at me. I did turn him in when the time outs over. That's a weird system. All right, okay Dave, you're I determine when the time out is over. That's a weird system. All right. Okay. Dave, you're in charge of my time out. And I'm not talking until you say I can. All right.

I'll do go on. More singles, shut up and drive. Hate that I love you. Don't stop the music. Oh, please don't stop the music. Yeah. Or is that a second single? Please stop the music. Oh please don't stop the music. Yeah, or is that a second signal? Show the signal song.

Look guys, last time I just told you to stop the music. Now I'm asking you please stop the music. No one listened the first time. Okay, honestly, I'm at the end of my tether. Please stop that goddamn music. Please, I will call the police. And then she did a tour 80 shows in this tour and then she won her first Grammy for umbrella. Yeah, right.

That's deep. I would have thought deep into the career. So this is when she went to another level. When she went bad, she got big. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And then that album went two times platinum

Nice, so that's when she started during the late 2000s She experimented further with pop dubstep and rock music officially shifting her music style and image away from the Barbados island girl Ah, she kicked off but Barbados style. Yeah, yeah, right Who else is at the bar harman barbatas as well? Oh Actually don't know Trying to think if I know any other big I could also be from the Bahamas. Oh, that would make more sense, wouldn't it? Bahar men Yes, you want to make a comment I can bring you back in

Can I you're back in I just thought that was very clever Dave It's probably wrong. No I think that makes sense to me, but I'm going to be from. Bahamian. You know? Yeah. I think it was worth making Bahamian back in. I'm so glad to hear you.

Thank you. Farming and all cylinders. Here we go. Yeah, they're Bahamian. So who do you reckon? Now but who did let the dogs out? The dogs are men. Oh my god. I didn't know that.

Did you know that? That that song's about men? Who let the men out? What does that mean? It's like the men of dogs, because they just horny and rarer. Also, they like, this horny is rarer.

Is it a bit like, who let the men in here? Well, it's too bit of a sausage first, that kind of thing. No, it's like if you read the lyrics, it's like all the women just basically being harassed because the men are like dogs, just like not respecting boundaries. Cornie little dogs. Right. I also know that it was like about their ninth album that that song came to be. Really?

Not an overnight success and they still make music. You know what, you were they formed? The bar, huh, men? My dad always says it takes 20 years to be an overnight success. Really? Yeah, it's one of these many things that he says often. What about Rihanna? They kicked off in 1991 in London.

Yeah, 1991. Wow. So I really together about 10 years by the time they had that hit. Oh damn. And it's like a widely regarded, it's one of the worst songs ever, too. Sorry, the first album was released in 85 And who let the dogs out 2000. Oh my god, and it's a cover too I'm serious someone's written for someone else. I believe I'm gonna do a report on who let the dogs out

Let's stop it there. I'll bring in all the facts. Their last album was in 2015. That is. No Matt, he said stop it there. Oh, sorry. We're saving it for a future code. You're running it.

Matt. Let us know if you want the report on who let the dogs out. Oh, just wait for those tweets to roll in now. Of course, can't wait. More charity work to help raise awareness and combat HIV slash AIDS. Um, she designed clothing for a, um, H&M fashion against AIDS line. Um, that sounds good too.

Yeah. I don't really know what it was. Um, AIDS. No, yeah. It was quite a deal with, to be let. Yeah, it's't really know what it was. AIDS. No, yeah. It was kind of dilatated. Yeah, it's not good. Oh. Yeah.

And then she did a set of series of charity concerts to benefit her belief foundation, which is again for terminally ill children. Wow. The concerts were made free for the public and money from sponsors and advertisers was donated to provide medical supplies, school supplies and toys to children in need. And in 2008 she recorded a charity single, just stand up. The theme song to the anti-cancer campaign stand up to cancer. And then, yeah, I quite like that we see these diseases as like school yard bullies. I don't see, I don't, what are you standing up to? It's not going to be like, no, fuck you.

Yeah, or like if we all just rally together and give cancer a good talking to, it'll fuck off. Well, I guess they're just raising money with the soda, but the lyrics. But the idea of standing up to a disease, that seems a bit odd to me. I definitely think we should cure it, but I don't know if just... Do you, Jen? I don't know if we all just go,

Hey, Cancer, just put down... Leave those kids alone. Found, I'm not out, found, found. I don't know for the work, I'm up to trying it. Of course. Shown on power people maybe make people think that it's an easy thing. Yeah, they can tackle it. Stand up against or stand up for cancer patients. Right. Standing up to cancer. Fight for your right to party with our cancer.

Yeah. These are all slogans that went around that border room. Um, anyway. But Rihanna said, I've already written a song called Stand Up. So. Yeah. That's what we're going with them. They said, you are Rihanna. And you got that bad girl hair cut.

Do you get a selfie too? Did you get? Did you get the number her throw it out? Yeah, you're a bad girl. That is not a good girl haircut. That is a, that's just someone telling her she's got a bad haircut. Yeah, that's a bad haircut for a girl.

Yeah, that's a bad girl. Female haircut. Yeah. Let's just say it, that's a bad haircut. Yeah. On anyone, that's sorry, Anna. You are, Anna, you know that, right? Yeah. Hey, Prankyves, tell her she's, she's, she's like, you are, Anna. You are, you know that right? Yeah.

Everyone keeps telling her she's reanna. She's like, you are reanna. No, I'm Robin. If I can be honest with myself. I wonder if people call her Robin. Is it with a why? Why?

Why? It's exactly the same spelling as Robin. And directing her, her parent, her mom calls her Robin, probably, right? It'd be weird if like, like Lady Gaga's mum calls her Lady Gaga, you know? Yeah, she'd kill her. Good, Steph. Gug, gug, gugs. Gugs, gugs.

Hey, gugs! Hey, gugs! Mummy, do you want, I've got some food, mum's always have food, you know? It's a mum thing. And she and Lady Gaga is a talent. Time out. All right, bye bye. Mum's always so food.

Mum's a member. Every day. There is a scene on the office where he goes up to someone and he's like, you have food. You're a mum, do you have food in your handbag? She's like, actually, yes. She has a little musely, but. Yeah, and he's like,

because I was thinking, he says, what else you got anything else? I was thinking about that on my drive here, because I was like, if somebody came over to my house and needed, like, I needed to prepare a meal, there's nothing that I've got pasta, but nothing to put on it, you know?

But at Mum's house, she doesn't have any kids living there, but you could always make an entire meal. Like, she needs food for herself to live. No, but I just, I'm not for herself to live. No, I just... I'm not. No kids have a lot of kid-sized party parts. It's quite impressive.

Um, sorry, it's going to get dark for a second. Hang on. What? I'm just preparing myself. Oh, okay. Are we ready? Yes. Okay.

On February 8th, 2009, Rianna's scheduled performance at the 51st Grammys was cancelled, report service that her then boyfriend, Chris Brown had physically assaulted her. He was arrested on suspicion of making criminal threats and was charged with assault and for making criminal threats. A leaked photo from the police department obtained by TMZ showed her injuries. So talking about this later on, years later she says, well, I just never understood that like how the victim gets punished

over and over, it's the past, and I don't wanna say get over it because it's a very, very serious thing. But for me, and anyone who's been a victim of abuse, nobody wants to even remember it, nobody wants to admit it. So to talk about it and say it once, much less 200 times, is like,

I have to be punished for it. It doesn't sit well with me. I know you wouldn't have a tidbit like with injections for that. I just think it's important to talk. And it's super weird that Chris Brown is still a recording artist. Oh, he's so... And really popular. He's done other bad things. Is it people like he's changed and like he has been arrested other times for other horror movies. For violence, yeah. And quite recently they was an allegation of assault from a woman as well. But I don't know where that is at the moment. That was really, really recent. Anyway, what a good guy. Wait, do you serious? Because he sounds like the opposite of that to me. Sounds like quite a bad guy.

I'd be sending him to, well, you certainly wouldn't be getting in at Stofarno's, salon. Stofarno, who the fuck is that? You idiot! Well, this is a separate salon that is only serves good boys, and he would not be getting in there. It's the good boys shop for hair fun.

I get my hair cut there. Thank you, Stefani. I like it as well. The new name wrong as well. This is a third place. Is it for like not good nor bad boys? Yeah. Pretty average guys.

Yeah, yeah. Don't all can't be for normal boys. No. No, it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Don't all, it can't be for normal boys. No. No, it's not normal boys. This is slightly different from that. Please. To be honest, Stavros just wasn't on today. Was Stavros there?

Oh my God. Oh my God. You have no memory, no? Wait, have I really said four different names? Yes. So many. They all sound the same to me. What have I said? Different. Oh no. So many they all sound the same to me. What have I said different? Oh

What's happened to me? Let's move on I Control this podcast She had her fourth album in 2009. She just keeps going this one's called rated R lots of hot lots of singles Rude boy, they want about a guy wanting him to get a boner Want him to for his job. I guess you about a guy wanting him to get a boner. Want him to play his chop? I guess you could say she wants him to get a boner. She doesn't want him to flop a dough. She. Well, no, she says come on, Rudboi. Can you get it up?

Yeah. Okay. So the chop is. She wants to get that chop up. Up, chop up. Yeah. She doesn't want the chop to flop. She's challenging him to get an erection. Yeah. How does it work? How does it finish? How does it finish?

Uh, in suspense, I suppose you can take what you want. Like, you know, it's one of those things where you decide to outends. Right. How are you going to go there? I'd like to believe. Yeah, I think it's good. Yeah, that feels like it. I'd say I haven't had the ending that song.

Yeah. I like some of the messages. Yeah. The message is hard-knop boy. You can do this. Um, imagine having a song you're sitting there and someone's singing at you. Come on. Do it. Can you get up? Is it big enough? Is that what you're saying?

Yeah. I love the challenge. I love rising to an occasion like that. But literally. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah, I love the I love a challenge. I love rising to an occasion like that literally okay, okay Okay, Dave can you put an air horn in there Why did you do it? Oh hang on I got it I got an air horn You do your best air horn go You do your best day on go

Matt is really good at it wow you are good wow you're turning up your own volume floppy chop flop it That's the ultimate pressure flop your chop Is so clicking come on come up you got 10 seconds on my head Impressed please come on Oh God to man When a rude boys go to they go to Stavros?

No, Stavros wouldn't see them, which one's Stavros again? I need someone to draw me a diagram. They're all in a row. That's the handy thing. They're all their shops are right next door to each other. And they describe what kind of boys and girls are allowed in. She recorded two charity songs for Haiti. That sounds good.

She released a bunch more singles with a bunch more people. I'm just kind of speeding through it because... Oh, another thing that she's always at. Because she's always co-labbing. Co-labbing. So she's always got... M&M Kanye West, Nicki Minaj, David Gweta. That's all sort of in a row.

Right. Yeah, it's not the feet. One of the over-saturations for me is if it's not her own single, she's also on Jay-Z or Nicki Minaj's song. Yeah. Well, I'm sorry. Yeah, it can't be, is everyone okay? Okay.

Sorry, yeah. I'm sorry you got Tall Poppiss into him, Dave. And people can't achieve before you chop't please everyone. I guess Sorry, yeah, I'm sorry. You got tall pop this into him, though And people can't achieve before you chop them back down with all the more like I'm gonna chop you Jack watch out wait every every guess you get on your show. Do you just they come in you go here too big for your boots? Brick take a walk. Yeah, yeah, he's making cry before he record Just bring me down to my level because you're crying. Yeah, cuz I I usually make him cry before I hit record. Just bring me down to my level. Because you're crying. Yeah, because I'm crying.

Because I'm, my natural level is crying. Can you get that level? Get tricky level. Can you get that weeping level point? Can you cry for me? Great, what's in the bookshade? Can you cry for me? The book club where we cry.

Sounds like just a normal book club to me. Um, uh, her fifth album, she released in 2010. So that's five albums in six years. Um, and then she started bringing out fragrances. So she got four fragrances. That's what she calls farting. Bringing out another fragrance. Oh, that's, she's plotting. Bringing out another fragrance

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Yeah. I smell powerful and sure of myself. And tired. Yeah, really tired. Yeah, you look like you've been doing a lot. You smell like you've been doing a lot. Six album, 2011. That's six albums, seven years. And then, that annoys me a bit why should be six for six yeah lazy come on but that's all right whatever we are I mean I haven't done any to be fair so haven't done any album yeah but none for none exactly I've done zero albums in 28 years you waiting wait for a round number yeah all right You watch till you watch when I'm 30. Oh man 30 albums. Yeah

Yeah, I'm gonna drop them all 30 albums in the 30th year. Yeah, I'm gonna be very busy So if you want to hang out do it this year. Your 30th year starts later this year I know it's a big so you got a couple months to record 30 just haven't ready and then just drop one I won't start until I'm 29. Okay. I want to be true to the project. Fair enough. And each album has 10 songs on it.

Okay. I'm very short songs. Well. One of them's just me going, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH for eight minutes. That's not short. Oh, it is by my stand. That's a short one. That's a short one. That's a short one. That's a short one.

That's a short one. That's a short one. Right, okay. So all the songs are short. I go, I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. doing 30 albums a night. We don't have time. I mean, we're backing band. Maybe. Okay. But probably not. Just Perkins and the neutral boys. Oh, I do like that actually. Just Perkins and the backing band. And the bad girls. Oh, it's gonna be very good. So yeah, look out for that next shoot. I'm really excited for you to live up to this. Thank you. And I believe in you. Um, a bunch more music. This is when she started venturing into fashion. She did her first. Sorry. Fashion.

So you're first just saying, Barbados wrong and then you're saying, fashion wrong. What is that? I can hardly keep up, I understand what you're talking about. Yeah, to something years ago that you were not involved with. Barb please.

So it's definitely been bringing up. Just a, what a dream episode. Next thing you'll be talking about, Asia. She's ever been to Asia? I hope so. Well, I really hope she gets to Asia. We're going to Asia in June. We are going to Asia. First podcast in Asia. Can't wait. Oh, you tell me when to pop back in. Yeah, I reckon going now. So sorry. Just jump in there. But just say fashion, right? And Barbados.

There are no rules, but that is a rule. That is definitely a rule. So in 2011, she designed her first line with our money. Oh, God. First line, our money. Straight off the bat. I did my first line. Target.

Target Urban. Oh, Urban. Shit. Is there a target urban there definitely was target country I The opposite of target. Oh, yeah, sorry. I designed my first line in the toilets at wild bills Did that have anything that around flopping chops? I was trying to make a coke joke I don't know. I was just trying to make a coke joke. Love coke joke. Try to make a coke joke. I don't know. Just trying to eat with the kids.

I love coke. Obviously. Yeah, I did. Yeah. Trying to flop out a coke joke. It was flaccid unfortunately. Did not pop. All right. Rianna starred as Petty Officer Korra rakes in her first theatrical feature film, battleship. Wow, dream role, Petty Officer, which was released in May

2012, loosely based on the game of the same name, wrote the film and Rianna's performance received mixed to negative reviews. The New York Times said she was just fine in the raveneric role. How loosely based on that board game kind of? Yeah, that I have the same name literally just two people sitting in a table. Is there like a mother and son going B 12 Miss your turn mom

A one miss your turn, son. And Rihanna's like, this is great. I can't wait to have a son and only call him son. To the point where he doesn't quite know his name. He goes to school and they're like, Hey, Tyler! First name I thought of. And he's like, sorry. I'm some... I'm some...

You must have confused me with someone else. Yeah. He was looking behind him. Like, what? Who are you looking at? I'm gonna have idiot kids. That'll be fun. That'll be fun. Yeah.

Yeah. That'll be the little idiot. I'll just run around and bump heads over to him. Oh, all the time. I genuinely did that a lot as a child. Really? Yeah, it explains a lot. Yeah.

My dad told me the other day he's like, yeah, once I walked out of a building and someone dropped a brick on my head. Sure. And I was like, ah, yep, that's it. How's that, how's that happening? Just a brick. From a heart? Yeah, he's old.

Anything could happen back then. Yeah, that's true. That's a brick-sfallen out of building. So we passed the time. That feels like you could die from that kind of scenario. Yeah, he's just like, yeah. Okay. He's like, brick to be one. Hit. It's like brick to be one hit.

I said I played battleship. It's a different time with children's hands. She set up the Clara Lionel Foundation in 2012, and on over her grandparents, and it's for education programs in Barbados. She's doing a lot of good work. She is. Please, could you say it right? Oh my God.

I'm going to leave. Just leave you laptop here and I'll continue. You can go. They hosted a bowl in the first event was in 2014 raised over two million dollars and the second raised three million dollars Education programs that's like five mill Wow, yeah, it's yeah, that was some quick math. Yeah, um meanwhile she Released a seventh studio album in 2012. That's seven albums eight years Um, and it's called unapologetic.

So I guess she didn't care how you felt, Dave. Wow, I mean, she just keeps getting better and better. Yeah, right. I mean, she's totally okay. Next album is literally called, I don't give a fuck, Dave. Dave, we're gonna keep fuck off. Fuck off.

Stop tweeting, I don't care. Clearly she does. You've been tweeting the whole time. Please give me a chance to miss you. Rhianna, you're too many good songs. I can't handle it. I mean, have some, have a break, awesome bad ones to make the good ones seem better.

Yeah, but unfortunately, she keeps bringing out bangers. People love a comeback. Mm. Can't have a comeback if you're always successful. No, and you always sit there. Yeah. Always. come back. Can't have a comeback if you're always successful. Maybe, and you always sit there. Yeah. Always.

Pretty spears shaved ahead. The ultimate bad girl. Yeah. She's such a bad girl. Bad girl. Little sad girl. Sad girl. Sad girl.

Sad girl. Yeah, that was sad. But iconic. Yes. Right. Right. For a while, I have a T-shirt that said, if Brittany could get through 2007,

I can get through today. No, you didn't. I did. Wow. Yeah. That's cute. Thank you. So you're mother?

That's doing well. Exactly! She got through 2007. I got through that day. What happened on that day, Jess? I don't want to talk about it. What a dumb T-shirt. Yeah, what a dumb T-shirt.

And we're talk about it. What a dumb t-shirt. Yeah, what a dumb t-shirt and regretted it. Um, she did start taking a break from music, you'll be pleased to hear. Thank you. Because she kept getting abusive tweets. Yeah. She just couldn't work out how to block me. From some little boy.

Hello, me again. LAUGHTER Too many songs, Rihanna. Be quiet. She did a bunch of lines, fight out. 100% her vibe to be honest. She's a great person and she's fun. Allegedly fun. Yeah. Sorry, yeah, allegedly, I don't want to get sued. Yeah. Then she started collaborating with Dior Stanton Monolo Blanning, which is like what have you done with your life? Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I Do know what you mean. I think about it constantly

Look at myself in the news. What have you done? And why do you miss Monolo to ring me out? She you'll be pleased about this Dave She released a song with Eminem called the monster and with the song entering the UK single charts at number one, Brianna joined Alva's Presley in the Beatles as just one of three acts to have scored a number one single each year over seven consecutive years. Whoa! Good company. So, if she'd taken a break. Yeah, yes, she would have missed that.

She would be sitting pretty there, would she? That's a real dick. I reckon if I was alive in the 60s, the Beatles had like 10 albums in that eight-year period, I would have been like, come on, guys, just take a break. Yeah, you're a real kill-jaw. Come on, just take a break. And then they're like, here's the White Owl,

and it's got four sides. No! Stop! Stop! Stop with this amazing music! Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they were under obligation to make that music. I don't think they were having fun at all. Stop, stop with this amazing music! Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

They were under obligation to make that music. I don't think they were having fun at all. No. Um, uh, then she was, um, she received the Fashion Icon Award in 2014 by the Council of Fashion, Council of Fashion Designers in America. The local council. Yeah, the local council. Oh, well, John, you look the best on midnight.

She turned up to accept. Dressed in a garbage bag. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Got her with dinner. Ah! Dinner wasp, she's calm, this happens hard.

Ah! She hasn't had a nap today. Oh God, though, I'm in a world of pain. I'm imagining a little day of every midnight, which in our neighborhoods, like a Thursday night, a Friday morning, just standing out there in your Sunday best, just waiting for the garbage men to go by. Tuxedo, I.I.

boys. He looks the best on midnight. Your never wins. They're like good luck. My real life's in your neighborhood. Curse the affluent East. Oh. That was such a fencing thought of for Council.

Yeah. It was been collecting. What else are they bloody do? Harpking permits. I check in my little box every day. They've not sent them. Yeah. It's a nightmare.

You just need to get a ballad. Oh, don't. Hurricane, the person's diddling your park is also stolen your parking permit. Yeah. You now see them parking in both. What a piece of shit. They parking your spot with your parking permit on the dash.

Yeah. They would. Monsters, a lot of them. M&M, I just want to talk about that. Oh, big thing, Sianna. That was, a lot of them. M&M, we're just talking about that. Big screen, Sianna. That was fun. That's funny. And then in the same year she became the creative director for Puma.

Puma. Puma. Puma. Am I saying that right? No. Oh my God. What is it? Puma.

Although maybe Americans say Puma. Probably. I think it's Puma. Sounds weird though now. Just saying we hate Puma. It's also German founded. So would they say Puma? In the 12th May, which is like a spoof cricket commentary album series, we get Bill Loretty be cool.

He was talking about his pants. The Puma pants. The Puma pants. He sounded a lot. So dumb. So dumb. That is comedy. Puma.

I'm a Puma pants. Oh. I hate it. Puma pants. Okay, there's the test. Like, that's how hard Dave's laughing at Puma pants. It's on a hit. No, I know.

I hit albums. I'm not, it's on a hit album. I'm not saying it's not funny, I'm just saying like, what, no I'm not. People say it will fight the funniest. I'm also not saying it is funny, but it's funny that it exists. Yes. Those albums can be really funny,

but that is, if you picture Bill Laurie saying it, maybe that's not the chance. I also know who Bill Laurie is. Do you know Bill Laurie saying it maybe that's not fair. I wasn't a Bill Laurie. Yes. I met a lot of Alice's do not. Who in the pants? He didn't pretty good impression on him too. One more time. Oh, I'm a pants. That's not it. There's not old people pant. What's going on here, is that? That's not it. There's more old people shit.

What? Yeah, quite... What was Brianna doing with Puber again? Creative director. Right. Was she working in there for the slacks and... ...devision. I mean, does she have time to be a creative director

of like a multi-billion dollar cup? She wants to... Apparently she does. I mean, wow, that seems like a pretty full time job. She's doing a lot. This is what I'm gathering from Rianna, is that she does not stop. So then became a part owner of title

with, you know, J.Z. Oh, yeah. She's a pretty title. Title. Yep. And then she released her eighth album. Wow, yeah. In 2016, so she took a bit of a break there. Happy day.

What, I mean, someone had to direct Puma or Puma. Yeah, sure. Puma-Payton. Rearly. Scoff it. I mean, someone had to design those Puma pens. Yeah. Oh my god.

This is amazing. Giving himself the rest of the day off. Right. God. This is the rest of the day. Giving himself the rest of the day off. Because he's wifein. Have I listed it in this? I've done it again. And all the stuff that she's done with Prima has been met with like rape reviews as well. They're like most celebrities when they try to go into fashion.

It's fucking shit. They ruin it. Yeah, it's like, why this is your gross and stop. But she's just amazing. Your gross and stop. Well, you had me at your gross. I love Fergie. Is there another, is it gross?

Keep going. I'm loving this. In 2016, she was appointed as the global partnership for education's first global ambassador because of her work with education in Barbados. She attended their financial summit in 2017 where she tweeted at global leaders asking them for money for education. I don't know if you saw this. So she went to an event to sit down and tweet people.

That's good stuff. But there's like this photo of how Julia Gillard and I meant, I just remember it shocking my sister. Oh, that was like, what are they doing together? It was for education. So she did. Where was that again? It was.

I think remember seeing them together in Africa somewhere. Senegal. That's in Africa. There you go. Well done, Dave. West Africa. And then she tweeted, she started tweeting at Prime Ministers in

Presidents. So there's one that's hi, Julie Bishop and Malcolm Turnbull. Will you step up with a $200 million pledge tomorrow? Just basically passively aggressively. Did that right back? No, they didn't. Lowell now. You find who does. I would say a weird precedent if a prime minister just replies to a pop star's tweet. Well, they did though. I've

bunch of them did. There was like the Argentinian prime minister or president or whatever was just like, yeah, like we're doing, you know, we're doing stuff. Well, I mean, the smiley face. I replying. Okay, but we're replying on. All right. Yeah. We'll find another $200 million. We're going into a meeting the next day and being like, look guys, I know we already said the budget, but Rihanna tweeted it me. And I don't know. I don't know. I don't look like a tie-duck.

I'm a people pleaser. I want Rihanna to think I'm cool. Can we get another 200 mil please? Could be a photo up in it. Please. Yeah. In February 2017, Rihanna was named Harvard University's humanitarian of the year for a work, wild, with her two foundations and being an ambassador for education, whatever. And in 2017 she wants to go to a cosmetic company, Fenty Beauty, have you heard about makeup brand?

No, I do know of another Fenty, but... Me too, I'm familiar with another Fenty, based in Bubbles. Yeah, aeropined spare parts. Yeah, well they do great prices. Yeah, really good stuff. I've been inquiring about sponsoring the pod. I don't know, I talked to you about that.

Yeah. I'd be keen, because I see like a great company. Well, yeah, I think they should probably see if they could sue her. Jerky and we could get a couple of free airplane parts. A couple of wheels. A couple of wings. Can I have a free plane, do you reckon? Yeah. A plane's worth of parts. Just get a bucket of wings for a... That's probably how they sell their spare wings. Bucket of bucket-a-wicked wings. That's probably how they saw their spare wings. I'm gonna buck it a wicked wick.

So she started Cosmetics. She's done fashion. Now she's into it. And Fenty is her surname. Yes. So the original foundation launch included 40 shades, which is since been expanded into 50 shades, which is pretty important because, and before she released that, basically most makeup shades had like, most makeup brands had like 20 different shades of white and then one that was like caromal.

Yeah, right. And I'd even I'd find it hard to find makeup that was my shade because I'm quite pale. But that's just because I'm a genetic anomaly whereas other people couldn't't find a shade, because of racism, and people didn't want to admit they existed. Yeah. This is like a big market that they're all missing out on. Yeah. Yeah. So there's a lot of people with darker skin to be like,

it's like a scavenger hunt to go to Sephora or something and try and find a foundation that fits your shade, because they do one called mocha. And it's not. Well, they do want it one called, you know, mocha. And it's not. Well, they do wonders called other. Yeah. And even like the darker shades they do have, like just a tanned kind of color,

it doesn't cover a full range of people's skin. That seems insane. Yeah, it's wild. And that was until when? Well, she did. So in 2017, she launched it. And the brand raked in a whopping $72 million in its first months, which is

five times what Kylie Jenner made in her first month of her socket, Kylie Jenner. It really feels like that was an opportunity sitting there. Yeah, I just sure that that that does seem strange. If I had a time machine, I would go back and do this a lot for you, Leo. For people of color. Yeah, yeah, for them.

For them. In the years since the Fenty effect has resulted in other makeup brands trying to match Fenty with most now stocking 40 shades, Mac has now has 60 different shades. And they both basically didn't cater to all these people until Rean did something about it. But yeah, so many shades for white people. So many. But that's the thing, like I tried,

I looked at like the whitest shade for Fenty and it was like so much paler than me. I was like, wow, she's even gone on that end of the spectrum. She's got like, so you can be so white. So this hope for me, if I want to put something on my chest, which is pay for to look at because it is so pale. Yeah. Why are you putting foundation on it? He's nice putting on my one. That's what's getting it.

What are the what? I bet man in the face, I'm gonna say something about that, that's... You're doing it wrong. That was bad for you, Skyn. You are burning your Skyn. Yeah. Um, meanwhile, we're still making a bunch of music being on basically everyone's songs, which you love, Dave.

Um, and she earned a ninth Grammy award. She's up to nine Grammy awards. Nine wins. Nine wins. Wow, that's a lot. It is a lot. Um, and then she did a ninth Grammy Award, she's up to nine Grammy Awards. Nine wins. Nine wins. Wow, that's a lot. It is a lot. And then she did a bit of acting. She had a recurring role on a show called Bates Motel.

I don't know much about it. And a bunch of other stuff. So I can. Including Oceans 8, which is where everyone fell in love with Anne Hathaway, not Brianna. Oh, sorry, Brianna. Yeah. Was Brianna one of the main actors?

She was one of the eight. Yeah. She was eight ball. But she was kind of underused. I would say most of the actresses were underused. Yeah, and under the four. Those sort of movies when they have too many actors. Yeah.

No one really gets much time. Apart from Jotthunee. It was the George Clooney in this one. Sandra Bullock. Sandra Bullock. Yeah. Well, was the George Clooney in this one. Sandra Bullock. Sandra Bullock. Wow. The playing George Clooney's sister. Right.

That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right.

That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That'saling three lines. Yeah, she's very funny. She is.

Give Kate Blanchett less. You're a Kate hate, aren't you? Well, is it? What do we do? You hate our greatest actor? We don't have that in here that you like on primates. You and Pete Jones. That's right. She played the snake on.

Yeah. And Pete and I agreed. And I don't know if you had an appeal. No, I just, I've never heard of anyone hating Kate Blanchett before. I tell myself to like it, like I think I should. Have you seen her skin? Oh, good point. Sorry.

She's a psycho. Yeah, but woman. Does she have a beautiful skin? She does. Yeah, right. But she uses, she excludes, she's the face of SK2, which is a very expensive skin care brand. Right.

Yeah, the face mask alone costs like $10 each. I imagine that when people are a face of something that's not a good skin care brand, and they're a multi-millionaire, in their house they actually use the good stuff. Well, that is the good stuff. Yeah, so, but I mean like the people that are the face of the cheap stuff,

I imagine they go home and they use cake planches. Yeah, I do. I don't know what it's actually using face of the cheap stuff, I imagine they go home and they use Kate Plansch's. Yeah. I do. I know it's actually using clear assil. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Cool. Allegedly. Yeah, nice.

Yeah. It's like the first thing you get that when you're a teenager and you get a bit of a breakout, and your mum's like, oh, get you some clear assil. Yeah. All right, mum. That would felt like when I was a teenager, that was the only option.

Yeah, absolutely. Because it, it was the only name, and the name that I would have even still, is there other brands that do like anti-pimple cranes? Yeah, T-Cult II. For a active, how much is it? It's real like real hardcore. I've got many.

Well, I grew up with full skin, so I, you know, wasn't an issue for me. Well. It's still important to moisture, I was. I was joking, no, me. Name's still important to Moisturize. I was joking, Naomi. Naomi's weeping. Look at my face.

No, stop it. Hey. Look at my blotchy skin. Why do you get some hormones, Matt? See what that does to you? Yeah, it's testosterone. Boulging with the stuff. Look at these pecs.

Boulging. I don't know. Pecdex all day. I'm furious. Why did you flex your arms? That's what a peck-deck is, Jess. Go to a gym. Come on, Jess, maybe one day you'll be able to bench press something with your legs. That's not even the same thing. I'll take you all pricks. That's what happens about this term.

I'll speed through. I'll speed through. In 2018, she launched a size inclusive lingerie brand called Savage Versus. No, I'm not. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that.

I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm speed through, I'll speed through. In 2018, she launched a size inclusive lingerie brand called Savageverse. I don't want to thought to do that before. She made more money. Yeah. It started selling out 12 hours after dropping. She's very good at business. Just saying big wide openings in markets. Yeah, she just sees a bunch of people who literally can't buy things. And she's like, I'll make something for you. And they're like, thank you, Ria! Yeah. Um, you...

Dave, when you go back in time, check that on your list. A will. Size inclusive. That's a phrase that you'll need to remember. No, they've never heard that in a board. You go back 20 years ago. All right, I got an idea. Size inclusive, lingerieie and people go,

what the fuck are you talking about? This is McDonald's. I've gone back to Foul. Longerie doesn't exist. Oh, God. Do you mean pantaloons? Oh, God. Size inclusive pantaloons.

Yes, they all include the size right down the label. Oh, dear. Oh God. This is the depression. Dave everyone starving. Just feed people. Um, in September 2018, she was appointed by the government of Barbados, Barbados. You should be an amp to be ambassador extraordinary and to be an ambassadir extraordinary and one of the tenders, which basically she's a um ambissadol. I'm so sorry. I'm going to have a little time out now. That's turn. She's an ambassadir. She's an ambassadir for her country so she can make decisions about the country. I don't know. I don't know. That's true. She can. She can make decisions. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. That's true. She can. She can make decisions.

Why don't I know what kind of decisions? Ben the Treasury. I'm all right. Brianna. I'm all right. The ambassador said it. Cool. Um, and Ben, that's about it.

Really. That takes us up to now. She's working on something at the moment. Um, she's, uh, she's been filming a secret project in Cuba titled Guava Island with Donald Glover. But no one knows exactly what that is. So it doesn't have to be that secret. Oh, I think of with Guava is the Guava-flavored vodka cruises. Yeah, yum-o.

They were great. Maybe it's about that. Because Raspberry was a bit much, wasn't it? Like the flavor. Yes, I made your tongue red. Right parents are like what are you been drinking? And I'm like raspberry lemonade Lolly what have you been drinking all all way? I'm gonna throw up for a bit. No, our kids are the best. I drank a bad Lolly mom

But then they brought out guava and it's like, hello, refreshing match. Delicious. I'm a woman now. Yeah. Canceled my four o'clock having a Guava vodka cruiser. She was a street named after her where she grew up in Barbados. I just want to die. It's called Rihanna Drive. Oh, I like that. Yeah.

Shut up and drive. Is that a song? Yeah. She's, yes, that is. And she's currently working on her. I would have called it Shut Up and Drive. I would have called it Shut Up Man. I've been confusing Tribute to Rihanna, but anyway.

I think it would have been called Shut Up, Dave. So, yeah, so she's working on her next album now, and everyone just keeps harassing her for it. She just keeps releasing new parts of her makeup line, and everyone's just basically like, fuck you, worthy album. See, finally she gets it. She gets people actually want her music now, because it's been a while. Yeah, back when she was having number one hit after number one.

People didn't want it. Now people weren't like, where's the next one? Because it just came out every Saturday. There was just a new single. Okay, it came with the paper. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no away with the heralds, huh? Yeah, and everyone hated him. They all made number one. So she's still alive. She is still alive. At the time of recording, allegedly. So one of the most recent things I read about her

is that she dumped her boyfriend. She was dating this. I think he was like a Saudi billionaire or something. And her friend said, Dreamboat. It was a good relationship, but now it's over. Of course, Rihanna broke his heart. That's what she does.

Breaks men's hearts. Rihanna just got tired of him. She gets tired of men sometimes. Yeah, mealtime. But she's like the one person that the sadie billionaire couldn't really impress with money because she has hundreds of millions of dollars of her own. I also don't think she would care about that

because one thing about Rihanna is she doesn't really get involved with like celebrity beefs or anything like that. She really like say separate from that and just like works on stuff that she's passionate about, you know? I would be in there for the beefs. Absolutely. Oh man, because I love the drama. It's fun.

Beatee-swifted it up. Oh yeah, I'd be like, I'd be starting wars. Yeah. Wow. Insighted Arabia. No, I'm not like actual wars, just like beat wars. Beat wars. Don't ring.

I'd be starting chop wars. No. No. No. No. He's a different temper as sword fight. Yeah. It is waving your dick around, hoping someone else will come

and wave his dick at you. But hey, challenge someone to a duel. Flop your chop at 20 places. Oh, walk away, you coward. I assume most people will be like, I'll walk away, that's fine. I'm a great speaker, sir. I mean, if you find someone who does not walk away,

you'll be making a paper. Very funny. Find someone who'll flop his chop at you. My dream man. So that's Rihanna. I mean, through her career, she said nine Grammy Awards, 12 Billboard Music Awards, 13 American Music Awards, eight people's choice awards. She received the icon award in 2013 from the American Music Awards and the Michael Jackson video fan guard award.

Anna Patrice, Anna Patrice. And a partridge in a tree. And she has six Guinness World records. Whoa! How many do you have, Dave? So for like, swallowing pizza? Yeah, longest finger nose and swallowing pizza. I swallowing pizza. I'm not kidding, pizza. Just swallowing pizza. I swallowing 100 pizzas in 10 seconds.

You said a record for eating pizza? There's a record for anything. I'd be record for anything. I'd be up for that. I'm pretty sure you can just like register and you get this record. You're like, I did this. And they're like, okay.

What am I going to do? You know Dave's a record expert. Are you? A rexpert. Yes. Thank you, official title. He. Name one thing.

Nice pizza swallowed in 10 seconds. How many? Nine. Nine pizza swallowed in 10 seconds. How many? Nine. Nine full pizzas. Slices. Oh, okay. Is that real? That's still amazing, but.

I don't. That's not real. I don't know. I don't play with my heart, I don't know. Sorry. Most hearts played within one second. Everyone wants me to do this show. Just got them.

That's all, that is a lot of pizza, even for a, that's a, that's quite a good fake record, because it was believable enough. If you said nine full pizzas, I would have been Googling the video. For nine slices was boring enough for me to go. Oh. Yeah, that's what you want.

You want it to be just boring enough. Exactly, that's the dream. That's a good lie. That's what I want with my conversation. I want it to be just boring enough. Exactly, that's the dream. That's a good lie. That's what I want with my conversation. I want it to be dull and not memorable. Thanks so much for the report, Naomi. Was that alright? It was great.

That was fantastic. I had a lot of fun. I didn't know anything about her, apart from that she has lots of great music songs. I know, I really respect her as a person a lot more now and I know I'm not more about her. Now that you know, she tweeted some leaders. Yeah.

What a hero! What a hero! Oh, before that, I just thought her music was quite generic and boring, but now I think she's a bit of a hero. There's also a lot of music, I didn't even name, because... There's too a lot of music. I didn't even name because there's too many. Yeah, there's too many songs. Do you have a favorite tune? I have to say work with Drake. I Also love my favorite do you know the song I'm talking about? I can't think of it. Oh Yeah, obviously everyone knows that one. Sorry. I love looking up. So she's doing that in a I think it's

I'm not 100% sure, but it's like a Jamaican dialect or something like that, which is why the lyrics don't, like, they're a bit different, because it's a Creole maybe. Anyway, I love looking up white girls singing it. That's one of my favorite pastimes. Because they either do it in the like Creole, or they just try, they're like,

this doesn't make sense. Let me turn it into English. And then it's just like, he sees me do my work, work, work, work, work. Oh, good. And it's a lot of fun. Yeah. That's good, isn't it?

Good stuff. We'll be linking to such videos on our Twitter account. When I did a comedy zone a few years ago, I had to do, put the music together for our like intros and Angus Gordon, very dry comedian, requested he be brought out to work. This is what he was like, work, work, work, work, work, work, that he'd walk out and very dry as well, was very funny. This is what he was like, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work girl. Don't remind me. I love looking up white girls and laughing at them. Oh yeah, I'm not doing it. I'm better than that. I know my place. I think that in private. I don't feel myself singing it. I put it out there to be judged. That's the difference. So that brings us to the part of the show called Fact Quotal Question.

Naomi, do you want to explain this extra mission? Yep. So every week we get a Patreon listener to send in a Fact Quotal question for us to talk about. That's brilliant. You have a clear little higher than any of us. Yeah. I've heard of done without you.

So thank you so much. Wow. So you can support the show on Patreon at patreon.com slash do go on pod and get all sorts of bonus stuff, bonus content, extra episodes to, to be precise per month, that you support the show. We shared out to you on the show, give you pre-cells for tickets and stuff. And just, you get a vote for me. Yes, we get to vote.

That's right. You get in the Facebook group, which is pretty active every day. It's a fun place to be. Yeah, I'm also nice in that. It's great. But on the fact-quote-a-question segment, this week, we've got Mark Chopper-Read, which is a shop, who we have met in real life. And what a guy. Yeah, that's a very last minute. He put his hand up to be our door person.

In Manchester, because with the venue didn't end up having a person to tick, tick itself at the door. So Mark, did it for us. Are you serious? Chopper did it for us. Like an absolute legend. He's such a legend.

Isn't that nice? Wait. There was a weird, Isn't that nice? Right. Yeah, it was a weird. Absolutely, but this is right. You're wondering about it. If it's chopper raid, we just call him chopper. Because it's my grade. I'm sorry, the real chopper is dead.

That's the right. I'm so sorry. And then you were the very end there was I was like, oh, he's dead. I believed you have until that point, but you had like a criminal. A straddling criminal. So, Eulis Men, the thingo about time,

someone say, in a way. No, this is a guy called Mark Reed. Right, is that why there's so many suggestions of Mark Chopper Reed in your hat? Oh, are you happy? I don't know, I was just thinking that he'd be making an interesting topic because I don't know heaps about him.

But what is the fact-quotal question that the non-criminal Mark read has- He's allegedly- I think it's confusing of him to have the nickname chopper. Wow, I think we gave that. The same as Mark Chopper read. I imagine him being English, he has no idea who Mark Chopper, the real chopper is.

Yeah, it's been quite confusing to hear my imagine. So, you get to give yourself a title in this section and he's given himself the title of Do Go Door Man. Oh, yes! Oh, I know, I understand. See, our story checks out now. It does. And he's given us a question.

Name it, would you be up for being involved in this? No. Good choice. Good choice. All right, well, this is for Jess and Dave. He's given us a question. Name it would you be up for being involved in this? No Good choice good choice. All right. Well, this is for Jess and Dave if you could have a one back in No If you could have a bionic something a limb or one of your senses, what would you choose? Chop Bionic Chop, oh Mark chop a read I get it now you could flop it anytime I would flop my bionic chop Mark Chopper read. I get it now. You could flop it anytime. I would flop my Bionic chop. Mark flopper read. That's more from the others. So are all three of you going

with chop? No, I never said that. I'd say um. I'd go with it. Yeah. Bionic legs. I could do that thing that the six6 million man didn't go. Shun, shun, shun, shun, shun, shun, shun, shun, shun. Dave, you still wouldn't be able to leg press as much as I do. No, but I'm, I'm, I'm, I want bionic legs so I could fuck up her record. I mean, it's not a world record.

It's just a, it's a PB. It's a podcast record. That's true. I think I'd go for eyes maybe. Oh, yeah. No, then I'd be like don't And dress me mad ex-ray vision your parents. No, I'm not gonna. I just mean I just meant so I don't I'm gonna go ask the zooming would be good zooming eyes zooming eyes. Yeah, so watch it the footy and you can just

Zoom it on the play. I don't want it that would be a that would be a liability or that would be a burden to be able to Look through people's clothes all the time that would be a liability. That would be a burden to be able to look through people's clothes all the time. That would be no. Right if you're a permit. That's true. And I am. I'd just be walking around and going.

You're not a permit. You just want to buy on it penis. Yeah. What's weird about that? So what do you want to do with your buy on it penis? What's the about that? So what do you want to do with your bionic penis? What's the plus side there? I would just, I just, are you just trying to be goofy?

No, I just, I have an answer that I don't particularly want to say, that makes it sound even worse. Is it clear, you want to buy on it clear? No! It's my friend and I were talking about this the other day, about like if you had a freaky Friday situation and you woke up in the body of somebody, the other gender, like what's the first thing you'd do? And we were like, she was like helicopter, my penis obviously.

And then I was like, I'd pay standing up for sure. So all I'm in is I've just never had, I've never had one. So it'd been nice to have a go. I'd just talk without getting interrupted or something. Or just like say like a mediocre joke and people would laugh. Yeah, we weren't done that part. I think I think we've shown here tonight

that that does not work. I was like, I'd basically intimidate someone. If anything, this podcast- I just follow someone. Yeah. If anything, this podcast is a testament against that. I'd get paid better, you know? Yeah. Anyway. That brings us,, you know? Yeah, anyway.

That brings us, thank you so much for that. I have bionic hands. Oh, you're back in. Yeah, I'm in. What do you do with your bionic hands? My hands, pot of arms. Can I say just say arms? Yeah, I'd stretch.

You could do fucking anything. Oh, you could play piano, guitar. I could probably open jars better. Oh, yeah. Carry more stuff. What do you do now? Just get up. I just throw them on better. Oh yeah. Carry more stuff. What do you do now? Just get up. I just throw them on the floor.

Yeah. And then just pick up the sauce. Yeah. I pick up the sauce. Yeah. In my hand. That's. Which if I had Baeona cans wouldn't hurt me as much when I pick up the shards of glass.

Yeah. If you could do anything with your hands like playing the instrument, would that still be enjoyable? I wonder about that. Like if you could just do anything, would piano still be fun to do? I guess it's. It would impress other people. Yes. And that's all that really matters. I don't have that much of a passion for music, actually. So it would just be a, you know, party trick. Vehicle. Oh, you could, yeah, you could put, you could put wheels in or something. Yeah, just do a handstand and off you go.

You got little wheel hands. I'd have bionic feet so that I basically like those little sneakers with wheels in them. And then I could sell my car. No, no, that's smart. Yeah, oh, sigway legs. That's what I'd have. I'd be like, there goes Jess being cool again. She got sigway legs.

She's so cool. She doesn't mean too good at anything else in law, ever since, because she's sigway. Yeah, like basketball feels like people just push you over. Yeah, but I can out-roll them. I guess you can do do never traveling, right? Well, you're always traveling. Yeah, I never stop traveling.

I never stop. Never stop. I'm always on the move. I'm like, oh, that's just how can you tell? Moving. Oh, there she goes. Jess, it's still a watching movie with me. Can't move in.

You know, the other segment we do on this show, towards the end with our Patreon, is we think a few of our long term supporters with a shout out, and Justin will give us a bit of a game to play with their names. We give them a thing or some sort of a stuff. I wanted to, I was thinking we could, some sort of a stuff. We could name their debut single. Okay, great. Oh, that is hot.

Do you like that? Well, if I could kick it off. Okay, great. Oh, that is hot. Do you like that? Well, if I could kick it off, please, day way horny. Oh, come on. By on a chop. Yeah, by on a chop. From Handin in Melbourne, down by the beach, it's Eric Leeson. Eric or Or little lesson or leason. Leason. Leason. Leason. And Eric's first single. Chopin the pops. Chopin the pops. Chopin the pops. It's quite big in the 70s apparently. Chopin the pops.

Yeah. What's it about? What does that mean? It's a metaphor. It's really whatever you want to take from it. Yeah, that's right. And then white girls come along and sing the wrong lyrics anyway. So we all laugh at them.

Yeah, the white girls. Yeah. You don't have a chop. Yeah. Yeah. You can't sing about having a chop. Check out this little song. It feels like you should have held Chop's back, because my love to also say,

thank you so much, Eric, for your support. We really do appreciate it. And your beautiful single, Chop and the Pops. Chop and the Pops. If you want to message in and let us know what the lyrics are, that's somehow that would be really great. I'd also love to thank from Charlotte in North Carolina, Thomas Courtney Cox. Wait, what? What?

What? What? Thomas Courtney Cox. What? The single is called Friends. Banging out a little now now now now. Friends like that. So it's famously called Friends. Almost Courtney. No one told you life was gonna be this friends.

And from the beautiful set of North Carolina. Carolina. Whereabouts? You said it. North Carolina is in the United States. North of South Carolina. I didn't know much. North of South Carolina. I didn't know much about North Carolina though. Okay, I could tell you what, do you want to know a basketball for?

I heard it's pretty right wing. Charlotte, where Thomas is from, that's their team is the Hornets. And I grew up playing for the Bentley Hornets. So I'm connected to Thomas in many ways. It's also a famous basketballing state because Michael Jordan went to university there and he played for the university team. Really? Yeah, he wore his blue shorts, famous light blue uniform, but then when he got picked up in the NBA, he played for the Chicago Bulls. And as good luck, he continued to wear his North Carolina shorts

underneath his Bulls uniform. Because of this, he had to wear bigger shorts for the Bulls, big red shorts. That kicked off a fashion trend that meant that all NBA players now wear big baggy shorts. And it all comes back to North Carolina. And you. And me? Yeah. And a lot of ways it was me and MJ. We did it. It's really cool. Thomas Courtney Cox.

What are the odds of that? I'm assuming he was born in a time where he was named after Courtney Cox. I can only assume. We would have been born somewhere either after Ace Ventura, the pet detective, which she started, or just beyond that, when she kicked off in friends in the mid 90s. What do you reckon? I have no opinion.

Smart. Interesting. No, very smart. I like that. We do look forward to hearing your debut single, Friends. Down in all in there. Would you like to thank some people? I would love to thank some people now. I would like to thank from all the way over in Well, a lot of things. Alex Bacchi. Ah, Bashay.

Oh, Wacay Bashay. I've never hated anything more. Then Alex, he's a good guy. No. Or gal. Wacay Bashay. But Matt, what would be Alex's debut single? Well, I mean Wacay Bashay is a hard-to-get-part.

No. Does a guy whose photo here looks like? He's ignoring you. He's a dude. I reckon Alex would have had a hit song, which would have been called. Come on. Suitorsville. Uh, on my mind. Suitorsville on my mind.

Suitorsville in my heart. That's a long track for a single. Well, it's a nice. Suitorsville in my heart. Obviously, it's practice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Alex doesn't quite know his difference between the most of the guys. Well, I know you said, Saddo's do. That's the interesting thing. He pronounces his own, and I'm really loved.

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What a weird name wet wet wet. Yeah it's dumb. I would like to thank now from Western Australia and Beldivis. What do you think? Samuel Lime Berry. Samuel Lumpin. You can buy the two of the best fruits.

Yeah. Samuel Lime Berry. Barry. Barry is the best fruits. Yeah. I can't even line berry. Berry. Berry is the best fruit. One of them? Yeah. Are you saying that or is that the song? I'm just confused what you mean by berry.

The song is called berry. Berry is the best fruit. Berry berry. Which berry? Well obviously a rasp. Berry. That's... I'm a blue bear.

Obviously a rasp. But you've said combining two of the best fruits. Lime and raspberry. A raspberry. You know, there's maybe... A berry mix, mixed berry. Ah. A poison. A lava poison.

A straw. Black, blue. Neutral, poison, Barry. You're like, black, you're like blue. I'm a blue, blue pet all the way. Black, rust. Love those antioxidants. Yes. Your blue, but boy. And our good friend, blue pet all the way. I like Ross. Love those antioxidants.

You're a blue per boy. And our good friend Samuel Limeberry. What is Samuel's song? Naomi, you've been listening to his music for a long time. I thought his first single was actually one of his latest singles. Yeah. Of course, Blueberry on my mind. That's what I thought was his debut single.

How stupid I was. That was for me second album. What was his debut single. How stupid I was, that was for me second album. What was his debut single use? It was fruit. Ah. Ah. Ah. How did he spell that?

That's, it doesn't matter. Yeah. That's what he always said. He had that attitude, didn't he? It's like, it says, but then in brackets it says, inhaling. Yeah. Yeah, it's going.

And then in brackets, sighing. It's got like a stage direction to it. Yeah. It's like, it's when asterisk. It's kind got like a stage direction to it. It's a point asterisk It's kind of what all this is like we just know You know, you know, it's like the word yeet. Yeah, you get a lot you don't yet So thank you to Samuel. I'd like to thank a couple people if I may Please I say you should thank you From Mac Gambia

I say you should thank you from Mac Gambia He is Australian South Australia. I'd like to thank Alice last let Beautiful neck of the woods Dave Alice's debut single Do you remember it? Yeah, yeah, what was it called? What was it called? The day the pigeon died. Yes. What was it about? That's, it's so funny. Yeah, it's a comedy song, which I really like. Of course, a bit whimsical. There's a pigeon called Barry, you shoot it on the car, and then

the owner of the car, Trent, is a bit annoyed that the pigeon keeps checking on his car but then the day Barry dies. The day, the pigeon died. It's a parody song. What I love about Alice is I really feel like she's a new weirdo. And then he started, he made it into a pie. Singing by, by eating pigeon pie. Oh yeah. Thank you. Oh, that's a lot.

I've heard. I mean, nobody applauded. No, surprise you. You're't I mean nobody applauded no You've heard worse comedy songs because I think you probably could have yeah, and that's what I was thinking I'm definitely hurt worse than that So well done to Alice must I have also heard better Congratulations in your eye for the middle of the pack Already song And finally I'd also like to thank from Hampshire and Great Britain Tom Ford I feel like I know him

Dricken no of him Tom Ford. Yeah That's really famous the fashion designer test director Thomas Ford, the Perth cabaret artist. Thomas Ford. Are you googling Tom Ford? No, I know who Tom Ford is. I was just being cute before. Oh. Who's Tom Ford? I used to work at David Jones and we saw all these fragrances and lipsticks.

Really? I know who Tom Ford is. Did he ever get him for like, cheap? No, no. Oh. Oh, no, he's there. So really I know Tom Ford is did you ever get him for like cheap? Oh, no, is that um that shaggy? No, that's Sean DePaul DePaul that's on the Paul wow it's Sean Paul featuring the one and only Shaggy Rianna so there's a song in 2013 called Tom Ford by JZ

Well, there you go. This is a sudden... Meat ring, Rian. She's on it. Every song. That's Tom Ford's day of singles. That's so many Tom Ford's. That's a real famous name. Well, it's probably just about the famous one. Which one? The composer, the California politician, the English martyr. So Tom Ford's debut track was called... Maybe this one's the English Marta. So Tom Ford's debut track was called,

maybe this one's the English Marta. I'm the real Tom Ford. Oh yeah. Featuring Shondapal. Shondapal. So it's just to clear it up because he was so sick of having to be like, are you the politician one? No, I'm the real Tom Ford.

That doesn't clear anything. He's like, this is going to be much easier to get across with a hit single. the real Tom Ford. That doesn't clear anything. He's like, this is going to be much easier to get across with a hit single. Yeah. So I'll just do that. And now we get back to my accounting. Would you be up for thinking a couple of two, Naomi? Yeah, I would love to. That would be amazing. Dan, that is a good song that is called Break It Off. Sean Paul and Rihanna.

All right, what are we up to? We're, I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing. These two here. Okay. I'd like to thank Matthew Baba. I don't know why I expected that to be some of the pool. Matthew Baba. That is great. Great Britain. Um, I'll, I'll wipe. Oh, fantastic. Is that that is that something? Yeah, they all have idea. It's a place. Yeah, in the I love what? I love what that is that a famous song the I love what I think he would have had a song I reckon it would have been called I'm just gonna just say words to come out. Okay, I'm not gonna think I'm just gonna speak I'm gonna say, let's each say one word.

This is a song, all right? We'll go round this way. This is a song. Yeah. Hello. It's Kristen. Bitch.

Yes. That is like that would be a cracking. We should have done that for all. I do remember the last time. And I all should have ended in bitch. Oh, just there we go. Bitch. It's funny every time. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I love that song. I think I'm gonna have that as my wedding and funeral song Same day. Oh, hope. If everything goes to My Thank you. That's a good thing, it's a lot. Me? Am I? Definitely. That's with my bridal party. How? If I go down, we all go down. I'm probably gonna stand with the bride. That's absolutely true. Are you kidding me?

It's like, yeah, the Titanic. What, you would try to keep doing this podcast without me. Okay. Good for you. I would just try, try, keep living. Just try and live a simple life. Interesting.

Live a good life in your name. Thank you. It's Kristen Bitch. Who else do we's a livable life in your name. Thank you. It's Kristen Bitch. Who else do we need to think? Cory Cavendor. Woo. Woo from Rome. G-A.

In the US. Is that Georgia, G-A, Dave? Yeah, it sounds like Georgia. I really thought it was going to be Italy because it was Rome. Rome. That would be pretty cool. Georgia. But that wouldn't be Rome then.

Wouldn't it be Rome? Anyway, it doesn't matter. I mean, Georgia's still very cool. I've been to Rome, but I've never been to Georgia. Georgia, they feel a lot of stuff there now. That sounds like a song title. I've been to Rome, but I've never been to Georgia. Yeah, I like that.

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It's a real fun podcast. We're checking out. It's fun. What a fun time. My mum loves it. Oh, sorry. We started a thing at the same time. Sorry. I made some joke on that podcast that we did. Just you were there too. Matt, you weren't there. Um, about me like being living in the 40s and being like, I worked at a cinema and then I scurried off into the night or something. I completely forgot I said that and then I stumbled across people talking about me and they're like, she lived in the 40s and worked at a cinema and scurried off into the night and then reappeared like Captain America. I was like I'm calling the police Anyway, turns out that's something I'd said Right because you were talking about the great gaps so maybe that poor guy

I was just talking about it being like this freak and he's like you said that I'm quite in your choice but I appreciate it like yuck why? It's fair. It's fair to assume that people are being mean. I always do. Someone looks me and I'm like, what's wrong? Yeah, how do you? Oh, but that does bring us to the end of the show. We've had some last, we've had some times, but we do have to go. But Naomi, you can check out your batch-bitch podcast with the Fantastic Danielle Walker. Yeah, if you want to dip your toe in,

Danielle and I were on an episode of Prime Mates Together, which I think a good look at our dynamic without jumping in if you need the safety net of a do-go on her. It wasn't, yeah, that was a really fun episode too, where we talked about the 1967 Jungle Book from Disney, the animated film. 1967. Yeah, that's good.

That's good. Yeah, yeah. Wow, I didn't like it that much. Yeah, Danielle loved his childhood and I mean I both watched it just before we recorded it for the first time and the results were fascinating. I wasn't. Well, I bet you had some great songs in it. I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it in parts but yeah, you should listen to it, I was really fun.

Cool, maybe I will. But also, yeah, listen to my podcast, it was really fun. Cool, maybe I will. But also, yeah, you can listen to my podcast. We just started talking about, we need to talk about the Bachelor, but that's not on the moment, so we're talking about Marity first side. I think I said that at the start of the podcast, but, um, yeah, jump on that. Don't watch the show. Just get on it. God, it's awful, but the podcast is fun.

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