Two In The Think Tank - 186 - Doctor Satan: Marcel Petiot

Episode Date: May 15, 2019

Which 20th Century serial killer was dubbed the Butcher of Paris, the Demonic Ogre and Doctor Satan amongst others by the French Media? Marcel Petiot... it's a rollercoaster of an episode that has death, Nazis, French accents and RIDICULOUS SHENANIGANS (as described by Jaimi, the listener who suggested the topic).Support the show and get rewards like bonus episodes: patreon.com/DoGoOnPod Submit a topic idea directly to the hat: dogoonpod.com/Submit-a-Topic Twitter: @DoGoOnPodInstagram: @DoGoOnPodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/DoGoOnPod/Email us: [e-mail] Get tickets to our live shows Thailand in June: dogoonpod.com/eventsBook tickets to Matt's stand up show (at the Sydney Comedy Festival) with the discount code: dogoon via mattstewartcomedy.com/gigs  Check out our other podcasts:Book Cheat: https://play.acast.com/s/book-cheatPrime Mates: https://play.acast.com/s/prime-mates/ Our awesome theme song by Evan Munro-Smith and logo by Peader ThomasSources/Further Reading:https://www.cvltnation.com/dr-satan-the-unbelievable-story-of-serial-killer-dr-marcel-petiot/https://www.britannica.com/biography/Marcel-Petiothttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcel_Petiothttps://allthatsinteresting.com/marcel-petiothttps://murderpedia.org/male.P/p/petiot-marcel.htm Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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And this week, I'm doing a report on a topic that has been suggested by listener. And we get on the topic with a question. This week's question is, which 20th century serial killer was dubbed the Butcher of Paris, the demonic ogre and Dr. Satan amongst other things by the French media. That is an incredible set of titles. Yeah, and we haven't done a serial killer for so long. I guess, well, I'd noticed that we've done a fair few entertainment type topics lately,

so I gave the Patreons a few non-entertainment topics and yeah, this one one out, it was pretty close. Another one was up, there was the Stonewall Rites, which I've put up a couple of times. That feels like a navigably we will do it, but it just got pipped again. Beatten by the Parisian Ripper. Yeah, I guess that probably is, I imagine, someone's called him that as well. Anyway, if not heard of this, I hadn't heard of this guy. It's not much.

Marcel Petiot. Or it's French probably a silent tea there, Petiot. Did you speak French? I, but more? We went. I'm gonna say Marcel Petiot with Apologies or Petiot. And this was suggested just by one listener, Jamie Svet. Jamie Svet.

Thanks, Jamie Svet. It's a funny, great name, Jamie Svet. It's just a great name. Svet. This is the little description that got people's attention. It has death, Nazis, French accents, and ridiculous shenanigans. All the things we love here at Dugawon.

They've described him as like Turkmen Bashe, but a serial murderer. Whoa. I'm not sure if it's in Tali Rapa, but that's pretty close. There's no salt, but. Oh, I'm out. Anyway, let us begin.

Marcel Petiot. Should, do you wanna, I just want you to tell me, yeah or no? Yeah, I mean, what's this spelling there? PET, IOT. Petul. Petul. Okay, yeah, let's. Just want Marcel, I'll do a bit of, yeah.

Marcel Petul was born on the 17th of January, 1897 in France in a place called oxier. So, like that. To parents Felix Petio and Marte Berton. According to Britannica, Petio was unusually intelligent as a child, but exhibited severe behavioral problems in school and was expelled several times before completing his education. He was a troubled kid, showing violent and sexual tendencies from a young age. At one point, he fired his dad's gun in his classroom when he was just 11 years old.

In another incident that same year, he propositioned another student for sex. He's 11. That's 11, yeah. I mean, we all develop at different times. Sure. That's right, I mean, I didn't find my dad's gone until I was 17 years old. Yeah, and that's okay. There's no shame in that.

11 seems a little young. Fire the gun? Yeah. Either gun? You've got to remember it was a different time. A different time. It was a different time. It was the 1800s. I only lived at 12, so you make the most of it.

Yeah, it was a grown man. He had three jobs by that point. Uh, so a few years later, he was caught robbing a postbox and charged with theft and damaging public property. He underwent psychiatric evaluation and was found to be mentally unfit to Stantryle. Little like, why would anyone rob a postbox? There's something wrong here.

He's like punching it like, give me money. What are you doing? So the charges were dropped. Right, okay. It couldn't stand trial. Or they deemed him not fit to. Yep. Right. He served in the French army during World War one okay Why let him into the army then it likes firing guns Yeah, he had he had already been in trouble everywhere he'd been but I guess yeah, they needed soldiers So he signed up in January of 1916 the following year

He was wounded in action, and while being treated, he was busted, stealing army blankets and morphine amongst other things. So he's building a blanket for it. Yeah. He's cold. And a bit of a klepto. What do you call kleptomaniac?

Is that right? He can't stop stealing, yeah. Yeah. And yeah, the army blankets, he was charged for this, but the charges were again dropped due to the results of a psychiatric evaluation. Right, but did they send him back out to the front line anyway? Well, so according to this website, I acquired a little bit today. It's called CultNation.com, but it's put with a V instead of a U. Oh, yeah, cool. Like churches.

Cvolt. The band. Not the word churches. Oh, right. I know how that's built. Okay. I know. I know.

You're both looking at me like I don't know. I know. I think she knows. Do you want to hear it in a sentence? Yes, please. Churches. What a place. Churches. Plural. Pl Churches. What a place.

Churches. Plural. What a place. What a place. Singular. Yep. Okay, now spell it. Any further questions? 3HV. Yes.

R. CH. Yes. X. You missed a V. Double V. Anyway, according to a coordination, X. You missed a V. Ah! Double V. Anyway, according to Colt Nation, he was diagnosed with mental disequilibrium, neurosthesia,

neuroethanemia. Is that two separate ones? No. The second go at the same one. Mental depression, melancholia, obsessions and phobias. A bit of a mixed bag of diagnoses. Mental depression, melancholia, obsessions and phobias. So a bit of a mixed bag of diagnoses. Did I have any idea whether I was doing it back then?

I'm not sure, yes. I guess this is early 1900s. That must have had some idea. It's not a lot of terms in there that are thrown around all that much now. This saw him being sent to a psychiatric ward for treatment before being returned to the front in 1918. I wonder what kind of treatment they would have done as well.

Oh wow, they were that desperate, but they were just like, get back out there, you probably die anyway. Just like if somebody hands you a gun, just make sure you aim me at the enemy. You just shoot the right way. Yeah, that's, oh, that's so irresponsible. You did not take that advice. For everyone, I'm not, anyway. I was gonna jump to his defense and then I remembered,

it was a long time ago and I know he's a serial killer, so I probably won't defend him too much. I reckon the source of his killing is the fact that they took him away from his blanket fort. Yeah. Man, how good a blanket fort. A lot of that stuff, you pillows in there. Ooh, hello.

We bought a new Duna recently, so like a bigger one. So now we have spare Duna's. And now I've just had the idea that I have the resources for a blanket for it. Do you want to come over? Yeah. You got a couple of chairs,

you'll build a little- Yes! A little structure, little emergency exit. So you can escape if unwanted people come over. If someone farts. If Matt farts. I don't Do you know it usually that chair don't fart outside of blanket fort gentleman never What was your advice there Bob?

You said he always make sure the guns pointing at the enemy Yeah, well he didn't do that because when he was sent back to the front line, he literally shot himself in the foot. Literally. Literally, because it's also a phrase you can shoot in the foot, but he literally did it. He literally did it. Like literally, did he like literally do it?

He literally did it. Oh my God, literally. And despite the continuing issues, they still didn't send him home. Fucking hell. He was given a few weeks of leave to recover and then transferred to a different regimen to continue fighting in the war.

No. Guess in there was their idea that was like, you know, it's not he's having trouble. Yeah. It's probably just the people's having trouble. Yeah. It's probably just the people he's around. Yeah. Send him to a different part of the front.

He might just click with some other people, bit better. Yeah, feel more at home. Couple of miles that way. Yeah. I get that though, you know, workplaces are all about the people you work with, you know? So sometimes it's just like,

it's just a personality jelling thing. Yeah. You know, sometimes you shoot yourself in the foot. Literally. Literally. Most of the time, it's just like, it's just a personality jelling thing. Yeah. Sometimes you shoot yourself in the foot. Literally. Literally. Most of the time it's figuratively. Literally. Every now and then.

It's litter-rutly. But are we thinking that we did it on purpose? Or was he just a terrible shot? I think he might have done it on purpose. But there was a no. Because it's one of those stories, it's pretty old, and there's no, it doesn't seem to be a definitive take on it. There was one source actually said that he

exploited a grenade on his own foot. So that's quite different. Well, it is quite different. And then they send away for a couple of weeks. Yeah. Because that seems like it would be hard to recover from. Yeah. I don't think you'd have a foot.

No. They'd probably still ask you to fight though. Look, you've only got one foot left. That's more than some. Yeah. So, yeah. In the first world war, I imagine. Yeah, get back out there. You're up. Yeah, fine. Towards the end of the war, he was again sent for psychiatric evaluation. And according to Coltmation, his diagnosis meant that he was finally discharged from duty on disability. In fact, the report, given to the military, recommended that Petyo be committed to an asylum. Instead, he was admitted to an accelerated education program set up for veterans, where he

earned a medical degree and began to his practice as a physician. What the f**k? That really took an unexpected turn. We think you should lock him away and they're like, nah, he should be one of you! Ha ha ha ha! I want your job. All right.

Well, it's according to, as all that's interesting.com puts it like this, instead of being committed to an asylum as recommended, he interned at one while attending medical school. Oh my God. Wow. That's so dumb. Yeah.

That's really, really dumb. I reckon it's one of the things he gives someone a bit of responsibility like that and they'll step up. I reckon that from now on he's on the straight and narrow. He's like, all right, you let me be a doctor? I'll be a good person. Is this right, Matt? Yeah, Matt, is this right?

Is this the end of the story? I thought really good intuition. Did he just marry a nice lady? They settled down, had some kids, he died of old age. Are you into this guy? You do have a bit of Swiss Italian. Yeah. You could have gone across the border a couple of times.

Yeah, couple of borders. Yeah, and then settled down, is this what happened? Is this, are you just telling us your aunt's history? I'm just telling you the story of how I grew up. Hey! Oh! Um, no, it doesn't it doesn't it well. Sorry.

Fuck. But you know he's a serial killer. Yeah, I know. We're just hoping the night... I didn't know you meant that literally. Yeah, literally. Oh, I thought he meant he's a serial killer. Oh, right! He's like, whoa! With the ladies, wow, what a he's a serial killer. Oh, right. He's like, woo!

The ladies, wow, what a bit of a serial killer. Lady killer. Yeah, but he's actually a killer. Yeah, just a killer. He kills the bad vibes. Woo! He's our party's thawed up. Which one is it, Matt?

We're all dancing, but no one can tell. Well, I guess I think we've found with a lot of bad people that we've talked about, they're often seen as being charismatic and whatever. And I get, I'm assuming that something like that is how he went from people saying he needs treatment him and it up gone. It's like he talked his way into getting a degree and said, no, I reckon I'll just, I don't know, just be a doctor.

I'm like, yeah, you're right. Why don't you just be a doctor? I'm not sure how he went about it, but yeah, it must have been. Something like that. A bit of a Hannibal lector type, I'm imagining. It's like very, very smart, but very, very insane. Yeah. He obtained his medical degree in 1921 and established a practice in the town of Vilnerve. During his time as a doctor there, some of his dodgy practices included purposefully prescribing

his patient's addictive substances, substances, as well as secretly applying for state medical assistance for many of his patients, meaning that he received payment from both the patient and the state each time he treated them, according to the coordination. So he's, yeah, that's sort of... I mean, that's just a bit clever. Yeah, I mean, given. Wrong, wrong. Just a little bit of fraud.

Bit of fraud. I mean, the prescribing addictive substance has been a reason it's pretty bad. Yeah, yeah, you're playing with people's lives. Yeah, but they have any good time. The article continues saying, he began an affair with the daughter of one of his patients in 1926. Woman named Louise Delavue. She disappeared in suspicious circumstances during their

relationship. There were accusations leveled at him by his neighbours saying that they saw the doctor putting a large trunk in his car, one that looked a lot like a trunk filled with an unidentified woman's body parts that the police pulled out of the Yon River a few weeks later. Oh, right. When you said trunk, I imagine a tree trunk for some reason. I imagine like a storage trunk. I imagine like the trunk of a car.

He's putting a trunk in the trunk. In a trunk and they're like, that's suspicious. Yeah. Why would you do that? He can't close the boot. He can't close the boot. Put a boot in the boot. Yeah, he's putting a boot in the boot. He's put in a boot in the boot. Right, so they did find body parts in a trunk.

Yes. That looked just like the trunk he put in the trunk. According to the Colt Nation article, police claimed that this was a coincidence and Delavue was officially logged as a runaway. Never found just... Is this like pre DNA testing? Yeah, right.

And not a DNA is like, what is that? Like 2006? Yeah. Yeah, when NCIS started. Yeah. I wasn't sure if it was NCIS or CSI. No, no DNA and CSI. Right.

Not until CSI and Miami. Just a lot of blue light. Yeah, and CSI and Miami ripping off its eyes. They could just find a cum. Yeah. They did that a lot. They turned the black light on and went, oh, do not look at my pants. Oh, dear.

Oh, no. Looks like the cum is on my pants. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, something else is on her shirt. Looks like the cum's on my bed. I love those intros. So great.

Yeah. What should I say? Yeah! I really want to know. It was never proven, but many believe Davue was Pettios' first victim. You disoomed all the controversy that had plagued him, it would be impossible for Pettios to enter politics. What the fuck?

No! Yeah, if you did a shumat, you would be wrong. Because he ran for mayor of Villeneuve the same year that Delavue Went missing. Oh my god Well, I honestly is it a bit like well if I was a murderer would I run for mayor? But like that's a good point if I'd killed my girlfriend would I be putting my face out there as mayor? Everyone's just like well played. Yeah, he is good Because I reckon if I'd killed my girlfriend,

I'd be like laying low. Yeah, I'm gonna lay low. But he's he, just running for mayor. Yeah. He's innocent and I'm voting for him. Oh, you are? Yeah. Yeah, he's got my vote.

You can't prove. Shit, I think he's all right. Am I gonna go get that? Yeah, of course. I've been already doing it. Of course you will. I hope you will. Still at the end of my nose, all right.

One of his tactics during the election, apparently, according to the all that's interesting article, was hiring someone to cause a commotion during a debate with his opponent, which caused his opponent to get flustered. Oh my god, that is good. Not a bad, bad man. That is good. Is that the worst thing he's ever done? No. Oh. We're in the midst of an election here. Why have none of them tried that? I just try to cause a bit of commotion. Just flustered them. You're flustered your opposition,

I'll tell you. Maybe the egg, maybe one of the the egg boy or egg girl was actually a flusterer. Flusterer hired by the opposition. I know that could be true. Yeah. No, this makes sense now. Whatever his tactics were, they worked as he won. What? He became the mayor. He flustered all 16 of his... Nobody questioned why there was so many commotion that it happened. At every rally except his. Yeah, and he's always like, oh, commotion, this is where I thrive. Keep making noise, I love it. I've killed an old kill again, I've said too much. As with the rest of his life though, his time as mayor was full of trouble. The trouble included being accused of stealing tax pay as money and even cans of oil from

the train depot. He was doing big and small crime. Oil in his boot, I guess. Back in the trunk. I'm just saying, when were cars, like he would have been early adopter for cars, right? What did we talk about in the 1920s? When were cars getting real popular, Dave? I was kicking off, but have we actually mentioned the car though? We are hitting the boot. And the trunk. Oh. No, they're talking about a chest of drawers. But wasn't that into a trunk? Yeah, putting a large trunk into his car.

Wow, maybe it's an early adopter. Or he put it into the back of his horse trunk carriage. He just made my head get hot. I'm like, wait, did I imagine the thing that I see? Have you got hot head? I got a hot head, man. I'm a real hot head. You know what, us four redheads alike.

We'll go off for a drop of a hat. All right, mate. Don't drop my hat. At this point, you were all been, you know, like you're not, you're not a fiery redhead. You're all been. I'm a fiery red face. At the moment, yes. Okay. Yeah. So, so he's as mayor, he's stealing cans of oil from the transition.

What kind of oil? I guess olive oil. Yeah, olive oil. Extra virgin. Yeah, the good stuff. Oh, okay, fair, because that stuff is expensive. I'll put tiny cans. Yeah.

You got like a one later bottle. Sure, the last year while. It's not about a chick. He's got the ones that are flavoured like the chili one. Yeah. And a bit of, what does that little ducca? Yeah. Ducca?

Yeah. That's a word I've never said out loud. You could doca. Ducca. Ducca. Ducca. Where's that wrong? Well.

We just put out three options there and one of us got it. I'm sure. I'm sure we got it. He was a bing-ducca! So he's, the klepto stuff never goes away. He's always. Once a klepto, So the klepto stuff never goes away. He's always... Once a klepto, he's a klepto. He's a love steel oil.

Yeah. To build an oil fort. It's always fort, but it's gone. They've been an oil fort. Slippery. Isn't that, but like in the, in the, um, old, the middle ages, whatever, it wasn't oil used in forts a bit, hot oil.

Was that a real thing? They poured hot oil on the enemies? Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a little hole. So maybe he's learning from history. He's building a fort made fully of oil. He misunderstood though. The bricks were still made of bricks. He's just heating up oil.

And what's getting inside this can? So he was suspended from his Meryl duties. I should say we say Mery, but I think other places say Mery or Mery. Do they? What are you talking about? I'm in America that say Mery. I don't know what they say.

No, they say Mery. I think in Mery of New York say Mery. Don't they say Mery? No, it's meh. Meh. Because I- Are you thinking of John Mayer? John Mayer.

They call them John Mayer. Are we call them John Mayer? Are we call them John Mayer? Mayer, it's meh. It's always meh. It's always meh. No, I mean, sometimes in the South, there's an accent. You could hear meh.

Meh, you're born toya. Moya Barnaby. What I do for a taste is to my, I do say. Yeah, you're just doing an accent. I am a Southern BELSE. Sir. I don't know. I don't think anyone's been confused. Up until this point, I don't think I've ever seen

that a woman horse. Do we do that too? Yeah, he ran to me the town's woman horse. The only one, so all the boy horses got to fuck you. This mayo makes me feel like a cat on a hot tin roof. Sometimes I forget Dave studied drama because he really can transform a scene, can't he? I must saw the bail. A mayor.

I've tipped my hair. Everyone's on board with mayor. So suspended from his mayoral or mayoral, mayoral duties, his mayoral duties, and once again charged. This time though, he was found guilty and sentenced to spend three months in jail. This decision was appealed and subsequently overturned.

Oh my god! How many second chances is that already? I think, yeah, it's three, four, it's gonna be four, five, four times he's been evaluated and they've gone he meant well. Yeah, all right. I know. I'm stealing oil. evaluated and they've gone, he meant well. You're right. I am. I am oil.

So amongst all this in 1970 married a woman named George et Leblah. Oh, look at George et you poor woman. Leblah. Leblah. It was all a Leblah. Leblah.

What's going to say? Leblah. They had a son the following year. Honeymoon, baby. Who? They had a son the following year. Honeymoon baby. And. I love a Honeymoon baby. Oh, the sun's now really.

Yeah. The royal baby. I mean, I haven't been married a year. Well, close to. Shotgun wedding, I tell you. Yeah, I tell you what. No, Dave, I don't know. It was just a Honeymoon baby, like within a few months of them being wed.

The sun was named Gahart. Gahart. Gahart. That's the first name. Yeah. That's a beautiful name. Gahart. Yeah.

I actually genuinely like that. Yeah, it's a good name. I think it's a good name. Yeah, it's a good name. After the charges were overturned, he returned to his mayoral duties. What? They let him back in. They let him back in.

He was so, apparently he was so popular. I think when he stepped down, the rest of the council resigned as well. Like if he's out where out. I think so. That's dumb. That's somewhere. Yeah, like he was, I mean, he was obviously always,

he was getting votes and he was, people liked him, even like he was, I mean, he was obviously always, he was getting votes and he was, people liked him, even though he was clearly, yeah, it's real confusing, confusing sort of character. So he returned, returned to the gig as mayor, but accusation of theft continued to be thrown at him till he was finally officially booted from the office in 1931. Right, so he's sort of yo-yowing a bit and then in and out. Yeah, exactly. Around a month after he was booted, he saw an election as the district's representative in the general council. He won, becoming the youngest man to do so at about 33 years of age 3334. How?

Do they not look at his record that he's been kicked out as mayor twice? Yeah, I think and this feels like I think he's so mayor's obviously the local that's the city. I think this is more of a he's going for a seat in a more national. What's the title? The general council. Can you say that in a proper Southern voice? General Council. Just in case you didn't know what mouth was on sale. Whilst in the position, he was accused of stealing electricity, which led to him being fine.

Where was he putting it? I don't know. In his fort. He was not going to like, first he put in his trunk and he drove it to his castle. And yeah, that led to him being fined and booted from that position as well. I mean, mate, you've got it pretty sweet, sure, that you're getting paid all right. I don't fully understand how you steal electricity. Yeah, I guess he's a really long extension lead really really plugged it in yeah To like the next one I was and then he's just a long lead into his place And he's like got six toasters going. Yeah, doesn't need around the clock Yeah, he just he takes the bread out and throws it out. Yeah, I'm actually not even putting bread in

He's just putting down it popping back down He's still there for 17 hours, one, just doing that. And nobody realized that something wasn't quite right. He's still the electricity bill came through and it was like 10 grand. Yeah, and his neighbors were like, hang on a sec. This is enough to power six toasters for 17 hours. I thought I was having a stroke.

I was smelling burnt toast to the system, I remember. Unbelievable. It's ridiculous. Well, anyway, lost his job because of all that toast. Wow. Um. Toes is never worth it. Yeah. Losing your motto.

No, I love toast. Toes are good. I've totally got a cup back. I really got a cup back. I've got a cup back. I've got a cup back. I've got a cup back. I've got a cup back.

I've got a cup back. I've got a cup back. I've got a cup back. I've got a cup back. I've got a cup back. I've got a cup back. I've got a cup back. I've got a cup back. Yum yum yum. That's what makes bean. Oh, wouldn't if I were you. I wouldn't. He'll probably just try and make you eat baked beans all the time. Oh. I caught me the bean boy. All right.

Yeah. Stop trying to make that catch on. Oh. Oh, yeah, not going to call you bean boy. You're not going to know what's going to be bean boy. Please tweet me out. Bean boy. I'm going to go with that turtle account.

I'm sure it is. Sure it is. It has to be. If it is. Sure it is. It has to be. If not, I will be taking it. You could be Beanboy 1. Beanboy 01. The Beanboy.

The Lizard Man also. A lot of beans. Oh. I love butter beans. I love butter. I love butter beans. I love butter beans. I love butter beans.

I love butter beans. I love butter beans. Remember about the Lizard Man. I love butter beans. Damn, at Beanboy, he's taking his buy. Someone who hasn't tweeted since 2013. Love his butterbeam. Damn, at Beanboy's Taken by someone who's, who hasn't tweeted since 2013. Oh, that's bullshit. Take it off.

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Thanks, everybody. I just follow at La Bean Boy for, excuse me, baked bean related tweets. Wow. Listen, if I get a million subscribers, or followers, I will, eight of a, I'll eat one bean. I will, I'll leave one, I'll leave one,

I'll leave one, I'll leave an entire cold-caned live. I'll do it. Just all it will take is one million. That's all. That's all we have to do. How many followers do you got on your actual account? Slightly less than one million, so we'll have to try to make this more popular than I am.

How does that feel? It's got a life on its own its own though, Libbyn boy. Yeah. That will be selling t-shirts. Libbyn boy. I love Libbyn. Slave to Libbyn. Oh god, it hurts.

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Probably of our current day You wearing a snooot around the French Revolution. Anyway, we should get back to this serial killer. Alright, thanks, Skillshare. So he was done for stealing electricity, got the boot. And I guess at that point he realized maybe he'd used up all the goodwill he had in Villanerve. So he moved to Paris with his wife and his son in 1933. And there he continued to practice as a doctor and again enjoyed a good reputation. But his criminal activities continued unabated.

He built a new medical practice at 66 Rue Cal Martin in Paris. What did he build the practice out of? I built it out of sticks. Oh, I can't. Which was a bad idea. But I mean, honestly, it is better than oil. Yeah. True.

He's getting the right direction. He's talking to his wife through the products. They weren't his sticks. Ah, of course they weren't. You still stick sticks. He's got, he's got the right direction. He's talking to his wife through the products. They weren't his sticks. Ah, of course they weren't. You still with sticks. He's got, he's got the money for sticks. So he built a new medical practice and also a great reputation in the community.

According to an article on murder, PDF, you've seen this website. Murder, PDF. It's like, how have you used murder, PDF, big fan? It's good. It's like a collates a bunch of articles on certain topics. This one is really good. This is probably the best one I've found.

And I would have been hard not to just read this whole thing out because it's very good. But anyway, that's an article by Michael Newton. And in it, he says, Petyo promoted himself with typical zeal in Paris, offering patients a wide variety of treatments, claiming credentials both real and imaginary. Advertisements. I'm going to degree in unicorns.

Well, okay, please, give my head a massage. Advertisements described him as an intern, spelled I-N-T-E-R-N-E, at one mental hospital, where he had actually been an intern, I spent I and T, I and E at one mental hospital where he had actually been an intern with the E with an accent on top, which means patient. So he took the accent off, he took the accent off, meaning he was an intern there when actually, he was a patient. So just all you have to do and this was actually in the when this was suggested by Jamie that that was one of the things they mentioned. That's pretty fascinating about it. Just took off the accent and that changed his potential. I've done an internship. Yeah. Wow. Honestly, I mean, just make up a new word.

Yeah, it is the whole problem here, the French language. It's the whole time. Is that what happens? Yeah. Every time you go to jail, but they just take off some little thing, accent or a little umla or whatever here. And it's like, oh, actually, no, you, sorry. Did I say you had to be here? No, you get to run here.

Great. Great. Sorry, I missed that umla. Crazy. A little bit of st- just flip that off. And that just changes history, OK? That's that Oomla out. Crazy. A little bit of dirt just flipped that off. And that just changes history, okay? That's wild. So the article goes on and says, outside his home office at 66 Roo, Kelmarten, Petyo erected

a brass plaque, so jam packed with phony endorsements that another physician complained to the Medical Association and Petyo was forced to remove it. You had a brass plaque. I love that. Can you just get them? Yeah. Ooh. Yeah, my grandpa had one of these house.

Really? What did he say? He just get it. Yeah, he just get it. Well, you know, it was like a dental surgeon so Dr. Blahblah was all these things and they're like, order of Australia or all this stuff underneath it. What?

Just next to his front door, I was like, I'll play it. Did he actually have an order of Australia? Yeah, he underneath it. Yeah, just next to his front door, I was like, I'll play it. Do you actually have an order of Australia? Yeah, yeah, it's got something like that, yeah. What? Yeah. He just had OAM written there, but actually.

Yeah. Really, if you put the accent about the A, yeah, you're actually an order of Australian mucking about. Yeah, all right. So, yeah. Quite different. Quite different. Quite different, but unless you look into it, you wouldn't know. You, all right. So, yeah. Quite different. Quite different. Quite different.

But unless you look into it, you wouldn't know. You can be both though. You can. You can be a bit of a rat bag, but also have the order of Australian men. That's true. Before long, he was in different kinds of trouble, so he's already had his brass plate removed.

Not. What next? What more could possibly happen? That's the worst thing that could happen to a person. The worst thing that's happened to him so far. According to all that's interesting, the physician was fined 2,400 francs for his prescribing of illicit narcotics. A charge for which he would have gone a trial had the two addicts set to testify against

him, not appeared under mysterious, not disappeared under mysterious circumstances. Oh! Appeared would have been the same. Oh! Like, the smoke bomb. We are here! Justifying! Justifying!

Justifying! The judges are so like, not happening, not getting out. This is mysterious! No, they get out. This is mysterious. No, they did the opposite, they disappeared. Yes. Smoke bomb. They gone. Boom, boom.

No. So both disappeared. Apparently. What are the chances? Yeah. They both become runaways. Yeah, more runaways. Yeah, they joined the cause. Yeah, the CAUSE.

Father, pal. People should be more impressed on you. That was the cause. Yeah, that was very good. Thank you. I was impressed, but I was busy singing. Now I'm done. I really needed to stop and be impressed. I was a finished singing. I was impressed that just knew the bit after that. Yeah. Oh yeah. That is a song that no one has thought of for a long time. You get to at the end of I would run away and it's like No, it's a great one. You knew it. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, And they were right. And we were right. What color am I wearing, listener?

Ha, trick question, he's naked. Yes. Ha, sucked in. Matt prefers to work in the nude and we respect his choices. We don't like it, but we respect it. It just feels more of a flow. Yeah. And we see the difference, we hear the difference.

Obviously we can't look at you. It's also a clear desk, which was a bad choice on our part when we were furnishing this studio. The Bermuda triangle episode is the only one I wore clothes and I think you can hear how restricted. It was a messy episode. Baba Doss. That is the influence of pants. Yeah, get them off. Get them out.

Get them out. Get them out here. Very restricted out of the vocal cords pants. Yeah, yeah. So, there's some of my best vocal cords to live. We're great for you. So he kind of got away with that one. He was again arrested since then after though. It just feels like he spent most of his time being arrested.

Yeah. Imagine like your doctor, your neighborhood doctor, has just got the cops around all the time. He's just always been put into the back of a divvy van. He's like, that's classic. Doctor Marcel, don't worry about him. He'll get out of it. He's never done anything.

I don't know why they're always after him. Yeah, they're. Now are all of these people so bad at reading other people that none of them have gone, I don't know, it just gives me the heebie-gb's, you know? Or that they don't keep records at all. Yeah, that's the thing. Obviously, he just moves to a new place and everyone's like,

you seem great. I'm not gonna look into you at all. He just chucks a little omelette on the top of the head. Words and it goes from saying criminal mastermind to real good guy. Yeah. Trustworthy. So general language. Wow.

Just changes. So tonal. So this time he was arrested for theft again, as well as assaulting a police officer. But again, he was acquitted due to his mental fitness and was sent to spend time in a mental health facility. He was released after a couple of months, and despite there being continuing deaths from some doctors about his mental health,

he was just back out. Oh my God. And what seems to happen is they go, you are too mentally ill to go to jail, where you should be, is out there on the streets. Practicing medicine. What? Yeah, that doesn't make sense.

So, babe, you can't go, you're too unwell to go to jail so don't worry about it. It just, yeah, it sounds like their system wasn't great. I mean, we ought to still talk about it in Australia, mental health system here is requiring work. A lot of work. And this is a long time. This is a hundred years ago.

Of course, but yeah, that's... Yeah, it sounds like the system is, but it Swiss cheese is a lot of holes in it. That's very good. There's a Swiss Italian coming through. Yeah, he knows. I've talked in cheese analogies. Yeah.

Oh, this sounds like a goota story to me. I was going with goota, certainly. I'll be brief. Everyone in the world listening had the thought of goota, and they all bit their tongue. Jess and me included, though. Jess, that is why you're the master of the puns. Jess was also going for it.

I was a little quicker than you. I did it. Don't get all blue about it, Jess. Blue cheese. Oh, fuck off. My personal favorite time. I would have accepted if you said, don't get all blue cheese about it, Jess. Yeah. Then that's a funny cheese. Oh fuck off. My personal favorite time. I would have accepted if you said, don't get all blue cheese about it Jess.

Yeah. Then that's a funny joke. That's funny. But just saying blue about it, and then saying blue cheese, my favorite cheese. No one cares. No one cares. Well, I've got great pecorinos, so.

Okay. Yeah, but it definitely sound like you're doing what you balls. To your pecorino? I mean, I will admit that it's confusing because I do call my balls my pecorino. Like, look at that pecorino's on I do call my balls my pecorino. Look at the pecorino's on this guy.

But that's pecorino's with an omelette. I understand. Well, I do. I couldn't hear that. Could I? No, but if you see it written down, you'd understand it. Of course, I'm not an idiot. I'm not a pecorino.

Which is something you say about idiots. Basically, I call them Dave's balls. Yeah. There's a couple of Dave's balls over here. Yeah, yeah. My balls are not intelligent. These are sugar. They're not.

Dave's got dumb balls. Yeah. There, we said it. Okay. Okay. Hi. We still love you, dumb balls and all. No challenge, is he?

The elephant in the room has been called out now, which is what I call those balls they have quite big Jumbo It's got jumbo balls Jumbo and dumbo Maybe you want to argue with my friends jump Oh, please don't beat me up. Oh, I wasn't gonna beat you up. I'm just gonna stop you on the face of my boss It's gonna down try out It's gonna sub you on the face of my boss. Just gonna down try out.

It's gonna take a guess. Oh my job. Is there something there? So, is out again, back at work. But once out, he continued committing crimes, including tax fraud and was again charged and this time fined. Oh, they fined him.

Fine, okay. After living in Paris for six years, he'd built up a large rap sheet. And by this stage, it was not in 39, and David, I don't know if you're in France, pretty significant a year. So that is when the second- The science. War broke out.

So I thought the science would have won some sort of permission. No, Dave, they've never won a permission. They have won. Which one? Six and six. No. 39, I thought.

You've not mentioned that. I think I know if the science of one and premiership in the six is it. Okay. I don't think Paris was very significant to World War II though, so I was barely worth mentioning. Okay, great. Yeah, with the upbringing up. Oh, it was mainly because of the Nazi Germany invaded and occupied Paris.

Can I ask an incredibly quick question? Sure. Is his wife still within? Yes. Why? I think she might be in on it. Yeah, I don't know how much in because not many of the stories talk about it, but she definitely, as it gets worse, she was in a compulsive.

Oh. It's going to get worse. Yes. Well, worse and stealing some oil. I don't believe it. I do so. So, so yeah, he's, I mean, he, I feel like every year there's been something. He's, what is 1939, how old's he now?

He's early 40s and he's been arrested a lot. But also, maybe when there's no charge, maybe there's not a record, I wonder. Or would it just be a long record, rap sheet of... Nothing. ...released, released, released. Yeah, but like, the return to quitted. Obviously one file, because there's no like overarching system back there. record, rap sheet of released, released, released, overturned, acquitted.

Obviously one file, because there's no overarching system back there. Yeah. And then you move, you know, a couple of police stations over and like, just don't know, you are anymore. We move out of their jurisdiction. Yeah. So it's, it's now World War II. Paris has been, France and Paris have been invaded by Germany.

And it seems that Dr. Marcel Pettio used the chaos of war to his benefit. He worked as a member of the resistance, helping provide false medical records for French citizens who were being sent to into German labour camps. It's basically people who, if you're picked to go into these labour camps, he would write up a thing saying actually they're unfit for these reasons and get them out of it. That was actually doing good work finally. And he also treated sick workers who returned from the camps. All its interesting articles suggest that this was possibly just to garner public trust and admiration and thus better conceal his elicit acts,

which increasingly involved the sale of illegal drugs. That may have worked in part, but not entirely, because in 1942 he was charged convicted and fined for over-prescribing narcotics, something that he'd done throughout his whole career. And I think that's just for the cash, I guess. He's basically like a semi-legit drug dealer. He gets people addicted and then keeps prescribing and making money out of it.

I think that's the point of it. Now we're getting to this is the next section is the fucked section. It's kind of where he got his, you know, the Satan or all those kind of things. What were the nicknames again? Yeah. Dr. Satan's the big one. That's probably what this episode will be called, I think. That's a good one.

Also the demonic ogre and the butcher of Paris. Dr. Satan, Dr. Satan. Dr. Satan, Dr. Satan. Oh, Dr. Satan. Dr. Satan, Dr. Satan. He just tried to keep it light. Thank you. He gave himself a new alias

Dr. Eugene and set up what he spooked as an escape network for resistance fighters including also Jewish people and others who needed to escape the Nazis According to Colt Nation, he claimed that his network, which he called Fly Tox, which is a real modern sort of bad fake corporation name, Fly Tox. Yeah, it does sound like in the 80s, like a movie would, like the bad corporation,

we called Fly Tox. Yeah. So he claimed that his network, Fly Tox, worked in conjunction with Argentinian authorities to safely transport people to South America without the knowledge of the German invaders. When the Gestapo heard about his supposed escape network though, they infiltrated it, and it was pretty easy to do because he was pretty open about it. He had people out there sprucing it for him trying to get people in going hey If you and and there was quite expensive. I think the equivalent of something like half million dollars

You pay him half million dollars. He'd get you to Argentina That is a lot of money. Yeah, which meant that I don't think he was able to like a lot of people can afford it right The Gestapo heard about the network because it was pretty kind of an open secret So like tapping the Gestapo people in the shoulder. Hey, you got five on a ground, I'll get it Argentina, away from these nuts. Noth, nothing, nothing, nothing, no worries. I have to go nine, nine, nine, nine, nine.

I'm crazy. Oh, bye bye. Whoa, don't follow me. But Ziya, so the Gestapo infiltrated, and they believed it was made up of a large number of spires, but it was actually only an operation of probably single digits. Of one.

Maybe five, I've read somewhere, including Petyo, his wife, and then three other accomplices. Maybe his brother, who's mentioned one time somewhere, the Casapo jailed Petyo while they investigated. And he was in jail for quite a while, but they couldn't figure out what was going on. They released him. What even they are releasing him. Yeah, but apparently what they had, while he was in jail, they were tortured, his accomplices and got information out of him. But it was all, it was kind of like this weird scenario where all of a sudden the Gestapo were Like almost the good guys in this weird scenario. They're the ones who were trying to figure out what this fucked guys doing

But they have no idea. I think they think he's doing something good Maybe but he's actually Also doing something bad. So they let him go. They released him and apparently was sort of getting late in the war and the Germans had other issues You know that bigger bigger problems Like what? I think the the war was starting to turn against them. Oh, yeah no turkeys Christmas Pretty bad Christmas. That's so so this now I'm gonna explain What he'd been doing a bit

What petty I've been doing was taking the people seeking refuge into his home. Then he'd tell them that the Argentinian government stipulated that they need to be injected with inoculations against various diseases before they went over to Argentina. But the injections were actually cyanide. What? So he'd take the half billion bucks. And what was that inoculating was that? Enoculating them against? Life.

Oh! So he kills them and then steals whatever money and belongs they have left. And then he'd get rid of their bodies. Apparently at first he dumped them into the same, which is, I believe, the river in Paris. The sand. The sand, thank you. But as the Nazi occupation of Paris intensified, it was too risky for him to take the bodies out of his house to dispose of.

So he began putting the bodies in vats full of chemicals to dissolve them. And it's also said that he also burnt bodies in a furnace in his basement. He had a couple of properties as well. So doctors. Yeah. Investment property. Negative. Gearing all over the shop. I'm gonna. I'm gonna read this next chunk is from that article by Michael Newton. This sort of takes up the scenario from there. On Monday morning, March 6th, 1944, Foul smoke poured from the chimney of a stylish home at 21 Ru Le Sousa Paris.

Oh, a Ru Le Sousa, that sounds very stylish. Yeah, I'm not pronouncing any of those words right. Is that what they say, but they say Rou, yeah, it basically means street. Yeah, neighbours suspiciously eyed the three story 19th century house with its private stable in courtyard once the home of a lesser French princess. Imagine introducing yourself. Hello, I am Anastasia, a lesser French princess. I'm a big, great princess. As the hours then days dragged on with no abatement of the noxious smoke,

a neighbor finally went to complain on Saturday, March 11th. Oh, a week later. Yeah. Oh, they are patient. Drinking either their husband or wife's like, you gotta say something. You gotta, all right. If it's still going tomorrow,

now go on the weekend. Go on the weekend. So go on for seven days, honey, get out there. That's too much. Yeah, but I guess at the same time, they have been living through Nazi occupation in their city. So I guess there's like a lot of a lot of bad things that are happening, but that does sound anyway. So he found a note tacked onto the door and said,

away for one month, Ford mailed to 18 rue des lombards in Oxie. Police were summoned and a pair of officers arrived on bicycles. Neighbors informed them that the owner of the house, Dr. Marcel Petio, maintained a separate residence two miles away at 66 Ru. Cuman, the one we were talking about before. Some noted the mysterious parade of callers at Dr. Petio's empty house during the past six months, including nightly visits from a stranger with a horse cart. Some months earlier, two trucks had stopped at number 21. The first removing 47 suitcases,

while the second delivered 30 or 40 heavy sacks of something unknown. I think this is this chemical, this substance line, I'm guessing, line something. Are there breaks down bodies? I think so. I reckon this is one of few benefits of neighbours being really nosy, because that's when crimes get solved. Yeah, I could, I have a... They had 46 suitcases.

No, honey, it was 47. But I can't, you forgot the orange one. Oh, of course. I couldn't forget the orange one. Remember, we talked about how odd that was, that they had an orange one. But could I have some very nosy neighbors. Very, very nosy neighbors. And you're right, the one thing is,

that's stuck your crime waves. No one will ever break into the apartment complex because they're always just watching. Either that, or they'll watch someone do it and go, yeah, so are doing it. Yeah. I was watching. That's comforting.

So at least we'll have a description. Right. So I'll be there for the news reporters. Yeah, I saw it happen. Yeah. No, I didn't do it at the end about it. What do you expect me to do? Right.

The reporters are always getting them to describe, what does it sound like? So it was a bang, but what was it like? Like an explosion? Like a bang. What do you want me to say? I'll tell you what you need. What do you need?

Feed me the line, just feed me the line. What do you need? You've got a script here, you're trying to get me to say something, you need. Just tell me I'll say. What it is. Would you, if you saw a reporter, would you talk to him?

I feel like I wouldn't. No. I don't know why, but I just feel like, no. Yeah, I don't know why that instinct is. It's like, go away. I don't know why, but I just feel like. No. Yeah, I don't know why that instinct is. It's like, go away. I don't know. Talk to the cops.

Yes, I talk to the police. Oh, are you stupid? I'm a knock. I'm telling them everything. Check out this knife. I didn't see nothing. Well, obviously it depends. That's right.

I mean, what have you done, right? I didn't see nothing. You can't make me talk, you got to warrant. Yeah. Well obviously it depends. I mean, what have you done? I didn't see nothing. You can't make me talk, you got to warrant. You know that's a day. Okay, okay, 46th case. That's all you're getting out of me. Okay, so this article by Michael Newton goes on.

So there's been people observing all these weird things happening. The officers telephoned and the cops have arrived on bus. On bikes which are very cute. The officers are very perisian. There's a beginning in the bus. And a little dog. Yes.

And a little dog. A French bulldog. His name is Officer Wolf. And he is the cutest officer on the force. He will crack the curtain. He is a good boy. He is a good boy. Officer Wolf. We need him to use his little gray cells. Sorry, Dave, I think that was a Belgian accent. You just did so close. So, so close. So these two officers and their dog, telephone.

Officer Booth. Officer Booth, telephone and their doctor, petioe at home. He asked whether they had entered the house. You haven't entered there. He haven't checked the downstairs cupboard, have you? He never got down to the basement and seen all the bodies have you?

Oh no. Did I clean up the bladder forget? I have forgotten. I have sent him a sh**. Gotta make a quick call. And then he forgets to take him up whole, and then he's going, honey. Honey, can you go get rid of them bodies? The police are on to us. Dr, it is still I.

Woof. Ah. Officer Wolf is getting a promotion after this. I reckon this is a good one. So Officer Wolf's on the phone. I guess he's got like a hands-free, so Madonna might. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He'd say, you're get the woof. Ah. You're good for woof. You call the 100 woof if you have any information. You're good for woof. So he... Oh, that's a sick call. He said...

He said, yeah, you have an ended up view. They said, no, no, we haven't. So... So he cautioned, don't do anything. He said, yeah, you have an ender-to-view. They said, no, no, we haven't. Oh, God. So he cautioned, don't do anything. I'll be there in 15. And half hour later with the smoke worsening, no salon of pedio. People in there are always lying about how quickly they're like.

Yeah, I always say that. Yeah, I'm five away. I'm 15 away. Easily. My GPS is saying 15, you say that. Yeah, I'm five away. I'm 15 away. Easily. My GPS is saying 15, you're 20. You haven't, you want to find a park? Yeah. You haven't killed go that.

Yeah, stays. Wait for the lift that always takes a while. That's right. So half our later he's suddenly arrived. The smoke was worsening. There was no sign of him. The patrolman called for firefighters, which makes sense. Probably could have done that straight up. But,

entering through a second story window, fireman searched the upper floors before entering the basement. They soon emerged one vomiting. Gastro, awful timing. And that's really contagious. I would recommend the others will end up getting it. Get away. Yeah, stay away from him. They're born, mate. You see a doctor. Well, somebody get off us a wolf. He's very, he's a low-o'-moon system. And the chief of the fireman told the cops, you have some work ahead of you after coming out of the building. Three offices, next went downstairs, where the coal-fed stove was found burning full blast.

A human arm dangling from its open door. Nearby, a heap of coal was mixed with human bones and fragments of several dismembered bodies. It was impossible to count the victims in this tablo. This tablo of Grizzly Disarray. This is what I'm talking about. This is a beautiful word smithery of Michael Newton. He's turned in a real fucked up scenario into a tablo of Grizzly Disarray. So hang on a sec. So he's left the house just with that fire burning. Yeah.

And he's been gone a while. Yeah. Like a week. Yeah, at least a full week. Or the fire's been going for a week anyway. Yeah, but I think I don't know if I'm in the note on the door. Does that, is that I'm not sure if he's actually been away. Or if that's just he's out at the moment.

Or he's probably working and you, or he's probably working, and you know, he's probably getting people addicted to drugs at the road or something. Oh, that is just wild and gross. I think they're all the rich people that want to get Argentina. Yeah, these are the desperate people who are the Nazis are after, right?

So Jewish people, people working for the resistance. Yeah, that is Nazis. And I, it's so fucked. I missed it. He did turn up half an hour later. No, he hasn't turned up. No, he's on the phone. No, that is Marcy's. And it's so fucked. I missed it. He did turn up half an hour later. No, he hasn't turned down. No, he's still on the phone. Right, yeah, okay, sorry. At this stage.

Because imagine like the police are going in, he's like, uh, uh, but he's not there, yeah, okay. No, this is the article continues. Stunned, police left the basement at about the time Dr. Marcel arrived on his bicycle. He just kept riding. Whoa! about the time Dr. Marcel arrived on his bicycle. He just kept riding. Whoa!

He puts on a fake mustache, he keeps going. Well, I am Marcel's brother! I am the good twin. He arrived on his bicycle and remarked, this is serious. My head could be at stake. Well, he's seen, he's realized he might be in trouble with because the guy's a do you reckon he's been arrested like a dozen times and it's never stuck to his first time he said, oh this one series. This could be serious. The heaps of bodies and

evidence. This could do me in or reckon. Then after questioning each of the lawmen to ascertain that they were French, peddio identified the basement dead as Germans and traitors to our country. So first he was like, go on, wait, so which side are you on? Yeah, because I'm going to tell you they're the bodies of the enemy. I guess is what is short. She's she. So if they were Nazis, you would have said, yeah, I'm working for you. Matt, that's what I'm inferring from that.

Petyo claimed to be the head of a resistance group with 300 files at home on Rue Coo Martin, his other place, which must be destroyed before the enemy finds them. The French policeman, embittered by years of Nazi occupation, allowed Petyo to leave. What?

Whoa. Seven months would pass before they saw him again. What the fuck? So they kind of bought his story enough, and then just in a, yeah, I guess in a, like a, a, a, a week moment in the mind, he just let him go rather than go and let, we'll you stay with us until we figure out what's going on.

Yeah, we'll accompany you to these files. Yeah. But it's a brutality of the way he's killed it. I'm not saying it's ever okay to kill anyone, but like in that circumstance when he's going, I'm, it's, it's their baddies. I'm just doing my bit. Yeah. The way that he's done it is next level fucked

that it's, it, you'd still be like, oh, nah, I don't, I don't think you're quite right. You know, does that sentence make sense at all? Yeah, well, I think, and I imagine that surely they must have had the thought of there. That's big scream. I mean, a firefighter vomited at the scene. Yeah, a firefighter see pretty bad stuff. Yeah. So that's the end of that section of that article

But that I mean that that's a great article if you are wanting to read some more I have links to all these articles in the description, but that's that's quite a good one. So Knowing that it would only be a matter of time before they figured out his lie, right? He's like and they were basically onto him. As soon as like those cops talk to their boss, I think their boss was like, you know, we need to get this guy. But by that stage, he'd already started, he's going into hiding. He also changes name from, because he was going under Dr. Eugene. Yeah, that's right. This time he's changed that to Omri Valerie. And-

Valerie! And he- So many opportunities to sing in this episode. To run musical- I'm loving it! Musical of death. Oh. He moved in with one of his patients as well.

So, his lying low, new name, and he also changes appearance. He suggested, in fact, mustache, but it's kind of what he did grow out his beard and his hair. Yeah, great. Wow. Hot. I think that every time I get a haircut, I cut it short and I'm like, oh, you idiot, grow it out.

Grow it out, they're going to be on to you. Hahaha. As Velairee or Velairee, probably Velairee, right? As Velairee, he joined the French forces of the interior and quickly rose to the rank of captain. What the fuck? He must be a great talker. He has to be.

Where is wife and son? Where's his son? This is insane. I think that the wife was one I was working with him, I think, on the... Yeah, the son would still be pretty young. That was the thing that I, because I don't talk about the sun anymore,

but I just mentioned it because I'm like, through all this, he's had a, there's a toddler, and I like it. He's gone off to, what's, what a, like, I guess, the heaps of bad people have gone home and had a family life, but it's just a wild idea. Yeah, it is. But it's like, do you ever really know someone?

Yeah. Yeah. Good point. So now he's captain for the French forces of the interior as this new identity. And later in the year, newspaper and a story about Petyo, which included accusations that he'd work with the Nazis apparently.

And that kicked off a search for his whereabouts. And apparently, to help with the search, they enlisted the services of Captain Henry Vilari. Hey, what? Has now been enlisted to help search for himself? Apparently. What the fuck? Whoa.

What? No, fuck. I only read that in one place, but it was too good. Like, it feels like some of this stuff is like, like legend is sort of myth stuff, fuck. I only read that in one place, but it was too good. Like, it feels like some of this stuff is like, like, legend. It's sort of myth stuff, but he looks like you, but without a beard. So I reckon you're not. So you're, if you were him without a beard, where would you go? Yeah.

Hey, no, we've got our best man on the case. This guy looks just like him and also detective with. Yes. He's also been bumped up to detective. So he's in play clothes now. He's wearing a little trench coat. Yeah. He's got a little magnifying glass and a nut pad. Yeah, but he's still has to be ridden around in the basket.

Man, he's got a little like a festive face. He's got a little bag that has his treats in it but he has restraint and he's like, oh no, but I'm a good boy. No, I do not deserve a treat. I've not been a good boy. The continued hiding in plain sight for the following month, but according to all that's interesting again, he gained so much notoriety as a resistance fighter that a French periodical ran a profile of him. When papers hit the stands, several people recognized him as peddio and alerted police that the murderer, in fact, was still in Paris.

So regular people can recognize him very easily, yet the police will like you there. Give us a hand, would you? What the fuck? Didn't we mention that Detective Wooth has facial blindness? Oh, that's not to joke about it. Yeah, I'm so sorry. You couldn't recognize him. I mean, sometimes I don't know if you've ever had this map, but if you have a beard and then you take it off, a dog might bark at you

because they don't recognize you. So it's like, well, it's like, well, it might not recognize him with a beard. Dogs are, yeah. That does happen to me quite a few times. So, soon after he was recognized as pedigree at a train station in Paris and arrested once again. No, I mean, how many times is that? This is over 10 arrests. He went to trial yet again. His defense was that everything he did in his role was in his role as resistance fighter for France.

He admitted to killing, and I think he said, even he killed about 63, he admitted to killing 63 people, but he said they're all Germans and they're collaborators. It was just enemies of France. I killed, but I killed for country. He claimed no knowledge of why bodies were buried at his house, suggesting that the other members of the fly, tox organization must have done it,

throwing them under the bus. What a prick. The judge and jury dismissed his claims, though, and he was found guilty of 26 murders and 99 other criminal charges. The sentence was... One more. One more charge.

Just got like, still a pen. I guess that's it. I guess I've randomed up. That gets it up to 125 altogether. Oh, okay, I'm not upset. The sentence was death by Gettin. On the 25th of May 1945, the execution was carried out. A translation of his final words,

according to a bunch of different sources were, gentlemen, I ask you not to look. This will not be very pretty. Ooh. Well, yeah, no shit. And the guys that made them chop and heads off all the time. This is what I do. I chop heads off. For me. Your neck gizzards are not going to be any worse than anyone else's neck gizzards.

Sorry, they're talking medical terms there. Yeah, I meant the goo. It comes out when I cut off your neck. I had off your neck. Wow. Yeah. So yeah, I got it. It's by cutting off of a neck. So he's, I mean, that's a pretty definitive end to it. He's now dead. That is cramps. He didn't know. Get out of it somehow. No, I think, maybe I'll use this as a final thought.

This is again, from the all that's interesting article, and this sort of just talks about what you're talking about before, Bob. It says, the inherent grisliness of murder makes it hard, if not impossible, to describe any murderer as better or worse than another. Still, Marcel Petyo was truly superlative in his horror, mainly because of the circumstances and motivations behind his acts. He promised safety and freedom to those leaving Nazi-occupied France, only to strip them of their possessions and lives. So he's like, that's why you started getting the names like Dr. Satan and etc.

Yeah, yeah, that's very grim. Yeah, and I think that's the grisliness of it is. It's unnecessary. I mean, I'm not saying any type of murder is necessary. You know what I mean? Like, it's, he just goes beyond, like, they're already dead. And then he just continues to do gross things.

I suppose in a way to just like see what happens or just for, yeah, just yuck. This is the final line of the, and maybe this will be the final line of the report as well, but it's from the Michael Newton article. He said, the blade dropped at 5.05 a.m. According to the witnesses, Petyo was smiling as his head tumbled into the basket. Oh, that's so creepy. Also, why are you doing that at 5.00 in the morning? Who's there?

He's there. He's there. Got a big, head chopping. Sure, there's got to be some sort of... It's like how trades people can't use powertles before 7am. Right. It should be like that. Like, no, head chopping until I've had my coffee. You'll live a next door thing and you're like,

Oh, Graham, being working up by the... Shhh! And the... Uhhh! You know? And the sound of a head rolling to a basket. Yeah, it's a distinctive sound. But once you hear it, you can't unhear it.

Oh, God. Wow, Matt, that was gross and amazing. Yeah, I'd never heard of it. And I do believe it's quite a well-known story in France, but it doesn't seem to be as well-known outside of France. Yeah, I've never heard of him either, but... Wow. Kind of glad I did also. A little scared of it. Yeah, never heard of him either, but I'm kind of glad I did also. Little scared of him. Yeah, it's a yeah, just a pretty frightening

Oh, there's been multiple movies made about his life like dramatizations of it. And you know, he's one of those kind of characters that gets songs and stories and books written about him. Yeah, so I don't know. Yeah, so we're sort of one. We haven't done a CO killer in a while. I think it's again, because I find it a little bit easier in their older stories. It feels some distance from it. But I mean, that's not, I mean, that's in my grandparents' lifetime.

Yeah, definitely. I was just thinking that. But also, if you take out the, I think what I mean, that's in my grandparents' lifetime. Yeah, definitely. I was just thinking about. But also, if you take out the, I think what differentiates it as well with the other serial killers is that a lot of the time of the serial killers, we tell it from the perspective of the police trying to find this person, and they don't know anything about them. Yeah.

And this guy did so much that if you took out all the serial killing, you'd be like, wow, he got a lot done in a life. You know? And then you add the serial killing and you're like, okay. Yeah, I mean, that's right. Like he had a whole political career and like he was in the war and then politics and then yeah. Um, I know he, so he died, I say died in 46. So that means he was 49, type of.

Yes, that is a lot of stuff. I haven't even 49 years. Yeah, you know, he's achieved a lot, but he's just also done a lot of very bad things. He also literally shot himself in the foot. Yeah. So the kind of thing is like, yeah, the system really, I mean, he just kept getting away with stuff.

But hey, so many years later, was a bit of fun on a podcast, wasn't it? Thank you so much for listening. Yeah, no, thank you, Matt. Thank you for sharing that story with us. And thanks to the patrons who voted for it. And of course, Jamie S Fett for suggesting it. Fettie.

They were shenanigans. Like I think their description was pretty accurate. Pretty accurate. Yeah, and when you said, Token and Bratty, I was like, well, this person is a political person though, are they? And then they end up being, you know, the mayor and that other quite high ranking roles so they were. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. So what we normally do at the end of a report, we have a section of the show called Fact Quotal Question. And in it, what you can do if you're a Patreon supporter of the show, you can give us a fact, a quote or a question. If you're on the... What's the section? What's the level here, though?

The city, Sharnberg, Rest in Peace, Deluxe Package. So if you're on that section and some people are and some people are on there and that haven't even given me one yet, you just have to message me on the Patreon. Yeah, through Patreon, that's the best way, yeah. I'll semi-regulate, send out a call out for them. But this week's fact-quote or question is coming from Patreon, Ben

Dracovallic. Or Ben Dracovallic. And he's given us a quote. Oh, I like a quote. Yeah, don't we don't get heaps a quote. We get a few but not heaps. Oh, now I'm going to live my life by this quote. You also get to give yourself a title and Ben has given himself the title, Your Boy. Oh, it's Your Boy! Your boy Ben, Jack of that. Your boy Ben, Jack of Village. Drug of, Drug of, Drugget.

What's, what's Your Boy Ben said? Yeah, come on. His quote is from an old colleague of his, he says, Rule number one, always lead with the money. Rule number two, never not lead with the money. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Asterisk, the money in this scenario, being what's most important.

Oh, which is always money. Money, Dave, do you feel comfortable living your life by that? Absolutely. I feel like you already were, to be honest. You just kind of nailed your vibe. Yeah, I lead with the money. Yeah. And you never not lead with the money.

No, what I end with. What? The fucking money. Okay. Okay. There's a song that I think really sums you up, Dave. It's by a little band called Abba. Okay.

And it goes into something like this. It goes, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan,

Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan,

Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan,

Whoa! Yo! The switch! I thought we were on the... I just thought I was calling it right, but I... Oh, I definitely could have gone with you on that too, and I just thought it was not too. I really thought it was gonna be... Give me a man after midnight. I thought it was gonna be Waterloo for sure. Waterloo! Look, they're all good.

So what we're saying? Thought it was definitely gonna be... About a certain battle. So thanks so much Ben. Oh, you're boy. You're boy. And. You're boy.

We also can't be just lead with the money now by thanking our most valuable Patrons. Yeah. We love to thank our Patrons at Enders Show. Just gives us a little game to play, a little name game to play, as we think. Well, what if we gave them an alias for when they were going into hiding, we give them a fake name. Okay, what are they going into hiding for? Could be everyone's different.

Everyone's different. Okay, great. Which would say if you want to support us on Patreon, you can go to patreon.com slash do go on pod and you get rewards like bonus episodes on certain levels and you get shout outs and you get the fact to quote a question and other such things. You get to vote on the topics. There's lots of different fun things. And yeah, also get into a Facebook group and other such stuff.

Anyhow, let me kick it off. Could I thank firstly from Perth, beautiful Perth, sunny Perth, Western Australia, Jessica, Bannerzac. Oh, nail that pronunciation in my opinion. Jessica, if you disagree, well, bad luck, as Dave reckons on now. Yeah. That's fantastic. And if you have Miss Prennastat, she was missing an accent. Okay.

Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Yes. It's a tie- bow. It's a tie- bow. Check a little accent. And Jessica is going into hiding. She was competing in a Miss Universe pageant. Really.

And she went, you know what? Nah. Okay. She left. Which should be totally her choice. Yeah. But they actually have very strict contracts. Right. So breach of contracts.

But just sort of like a reverse miscongeniality kind of scenario. Yes. So she's in hiding for breach of contracts. Yes. She's going into hiding. She's just going to fly under the radar for a bit. She's going to hair out. Oh, yeah, you better believe.

That pixie cut that she was rocking. And what's her name? She given herself. She's now Amber Huntington. Oh, great. Oh yeah, you better believe that pixie cut that she was rocking and what's her what name she giving herself? She's now Amber Huntington. Oh, that's good name. That's a good name. I'm gonna name. She returns to the Miss World competition. That's actually quite a nice name Amber Huntington. What's wrong with Jessica? You know like Jessica? You don't think Jessica's can win competitions. No Fair. I think they can, Jess, if you believe you can.

Thank you so much, Jessica. I was talking to you not, obviously, anyone in the room here with me. I also love to thank from Hampton and Melbourne, Victoria, Australia. Adam Tragee. Tragee is on Tragee. Okay, I think Adam is gone into hiding because he spilt a meal in a food court. It was really embarrassing.

There was like sources everywhere. Oh, right, a saucy meal. He made eye contact with a cleaner and was like, I'm so sorry, but I can't deal with this right now. He ran from that shopping center and he's been on the run for nine months. Wow. Does he not know that they can't identify him? He started a new life. Okay, that seems extreme.

And what's his new name? Dr. Berger. Oh, I'm talking about him. I'm talking about him on Plaint's Eye because he was eating a burger. Oh, that makes sense. For some reason when you said like, sources of glory, I just assumed it was all right. You know what I was picturing? Like an Asian noodle dish.

Oh, yeah. We had that on the side. Oh, hungry boy. I told you it was a big meal. You were making me hungry. Well, and I reckon based on his location, I reckon it was at Southland. Yes, it was at Southland actually.

You knew it. We read about it in the news, made all the front pages. Adam, just go home. It's okay. Dr. Berger. The cleaner just cleaned it up mate. It's fine.

Nobody else in here. That was worse. They did with poo and vomit. All's okay. Dr. Berger. The cleaner just cleaned it up, mate. Nobody else in home. That was worse. They did with poo and vomit. All the time. Probably. Honestly, there was like three other people in the food court at the time and they went, that's a bit weird that he's run off. But they have not thought of you since. Your family are worried. Just come home. It's so worried. It's okay. If you started a new family, bring them along too, I guess like the more the marry up We just want you home safe the family the burger family. So thank you to Adam. Dr. burger May I thank some people also? Oh that'd be so great if you could I'd like to thank from oh

Let me to say girls country country. Oh, hi. I'd like to thank Glen Mitchell. Never trust him, I have two first names. What? What? What? Glen Mitchell. What's Glen?

Oh, he's trusted me with two first names. What's Glen on the run for? Well, he can't, he's on the run. Well. He's gone into hiding. Yeah, he's gone into hiding. For what? Well, he went from being a

top line fighter pilot. Oh, and he fought one too many of his comrades in the mess hall. And the last one he fought was Johnny, Johnny Johnson. And Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnson and unfortunately he was a lowly private as he called him as he was as he was a suburb in but unfortunately Johnny Johnson's old man Greg H Geraldine Johnson is a second in charge of the whole goddamn sky army so he is in a pickle. Right. And he goes, that's it. I'm out. And he stole one of the planes. And he flew to upper Ohio. Yeah. All the way up to the top of the state. And started a career as a talk back radio host. But he puts on a funny voice. What does he sound like? Hey, you're on the radio here with me!

Jumini Gigi! Jumini Gigi is here. Um, take your calls. Wow! And no one suspected a thing until now, and obviously we're blowing this water open. I would listen to that show. Would you listen to Jumini Gigi? Jumini here.

Oh, what's happening? I'm listening. Wow, there's a lot of Wow, do you listen? Shush, I'm talking here. I'll be listening in a second. It's really quite confronting to look at. Yeah, well, thank God this is unradio. Yeah, thank you. Because his face is terrified. So Glenn Glenn Mitchell or Jiminy Gigi, thank you for not only your support of Juga Wombi, your support of the arts on your show. Thank you. Thank you. With Jiminy Gigi. And I'd also like to thank what's PA?

Pennsylvania. Is that Pennsylvania? Yeah. Confident. Pennsylvania. Is that Pennsylvania? Yeah. Confident. Luke. Harba. What did you say? Luke, I am your harba. Okay. Well, if we were naming like their debut albums, sure. We're not. That's a great debut album name. Daze. Look, I'm your harbor. What's Luke on the run from?

Luke is on the run. Man on the run. He went fishing with his best friend and... What's his best friend name? Sweet baby Joe. Sweet baby Joe. Sweet baby Joe. Well, I thought he called him. And they went fishing together,

and they hooked onto a fish. Well, Luke would do it. He got it first. Sure. Sweet baby Joe would tell him he got it first, but they double hooked this fish, and then they pulled it in. I was like a record catch for Pennsylvania.

Yeah. And they got it back into the boat after like hours of battling the fish. And they battled it out. As the who caught the fish. I afraid Luke lost the battle. Right. But he stole the fish. No. Who's gone into hiding. Yeah, fair enough. With a fish that is rotting. Yeah, but it's a really big rotting fish. But what's he changed his name to while he's hiding? Diamond Tooth Chris. Oh, yeah, that's good. That is good. I don't suspect him. Diamond Tooth Chris. Oh yeah that's good. I don't suspect him. Diamond Tooth Chris, thank you Luke. I've already figured he did anything.

He did what? I mean he has had a diamond installed into his tooth so when he smiles he goes, I trust this guy. It's very distracting and therefore people don't ask you any questions about where you've come from. BEEP! Yeah. Thank you, Diamond Tooth. Lou Carber. Ah, beautiful. Thank you, Lou. All right, let me thank a couple of people now. Both of them from Australia.

I would like to thank from Joaquin, Western Australia. Joaquin! I would like to thank Andrew Martin. Oh, another double-first name, ah. Thank you so much, Andrew Martin. Andrew Martin. What's another double first name. Thank you so much, Andrew Martin. Hello. What's your story, Bob? Andrew Martin was playing golf. Really?

Yeah. What do we get that from? Just a quick nine hole. The rest of the nice one is wild. Thank you. And there was an albatross on the grain. Oh, wow. Thank you. And there was an albatross on the grain. Oh, wow. And Andrew was actually, it was losing quite badly

to his friend Greg. The albatross really pissed him off. So he did with his golf club. He hit an albatross. He hit an albatross. That's bad. Yeah, it's really bad. It should be on the run.

It was really bad. Was there a video footage? Someone picked it up to the high ground. No, as you got viral. That's the thing, right? So this is all been speculated by his friend, Greg. Okay. Nobody saw Andrew hit the Albatross.

Right. There's no evidence of it, but Andrew was suddenly gone, and the Albatross was suddenly gone. Is Andrew and all the Albatross dead? No. Okay. Andrew was just like, I can't handle the heat, man. Yeah. Well, if you can't handle the heat, so you leave the golf in green.

Yeah, so he has, he's currently just in hiding. He's just laying low for a little bit. Okay. He went to the shop the other day, had to get some groceries and and I said, oh, it's your name, any panicked. And he said, his name was Greg Norman. Oh, no, that's smart. Oh, wait. And then they said, oh, like the golf, he said,

oh, no, I get that all the time. Oh, no, because that makes people start thinking about golf stories that have had recently. Yeah, exactly. Oh, that reminds me of an L.O.T.R.S. I heard it was beaten to death on a golfing room. And he took those groceries, and he ran. Oh, no. So now he's also stolen groceries. Give me the cries. Two states now. I don't think I should be allowed to play the game.

I came up with it. No, that's Andrew Martin, okay. Greg Norman. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. And sometimes we tried to tweet at Greg Norman to let me do comedy on these both. Yeah, he did. He never replied. I really like the the moxie we showed that day. And then the time we tried to tweet at Greg Norman to let me do comedy on his boat. Yeah, he did it in the head for me. And then we did it in the head for me. I really like the moxie we showed that day and I think it should have been rewarded. I mean, I'm pretty great back. Yeah, it's weird. Maybe he's just waiting for the right time, for the right shindig on his yacht. Yeah, okay.

I mean, I'm just going to have one as just him while he certainly could, but he's like, no, the people need to see this. He's people call your people out of tune. Yeah, I'll just say that to me because I was the one who tweeted saying, hey, get my friend Jess on, she's so funny. Thank you of tune. Yeah, I'll hopefully that to me because I was the one of tweeted saying, hey, get my friend Jess on, she's very funny. Thank you, David. I needed that.

It just does feel a little bit like he doesn't get it. He doesn't get it, but that's his loss. Not mine. Well, I'll tell you someone who does get it. And that is from Adelaide, a final person to think this week, from Adelaide, Adrian Newman. Oh, Adrian Newman. Oh, this works so well, right?

So to become a new man, what did he, why did he have to become a new man? Oh, thank you, Adrian. New man. Oh, this works so well for you. So to become a new man, what did he, why did he have to become a new man? Oh, what? I mean, it's a complex, layered question. It is in some ways, and otherwise it's not insurance fraud. Yeah. Okay. Who did you rip off? Who did you rip off?

Who did you rip off? Tell me the last person you want to rip off. The man. Yeah, that's who he ripped off. Well, no! No, Adrian! Yeah, he did. No, Adrian!

Jerry Harvey from Harvey Norman. Wow. Yeah. Well, I think it was the man who ripped him off. Yeah, well, we all do. Because he got an insurance thing on a microwave. And he used it fraudulently somehow. Yep.

Wow. Yep. He returned it when he didn't need it. Yeah. Yep. So obviously initially from South Australia, but Newman is now, he's changed his name to Junt. Junt? Junt? Junt. Yeah, just Junt.

Oh, he's like, it's like a Dale. Just John. Just John. I'm not prince. He's also speaking in an accent. John is a great name. J.U.N.T. John.

That's what he says. Just John. And yeah, he's so, so good. So got away with that. But we don't know where he is now. He was from Adelaide. He was. Yeah, he was.

He was. He was. He's well. He's sort go away with it. But we don't know where he is now. He was from Adelaide. He was. Yeah, he was. He's well. He's sort of, he's sort of hovering now in the air.

Oh, well. He's afraid to put his put his roots down again. So it's so far, he's just been, yeah, hovering. Yeah, it's fair. Yeah. It is hard. He's went to a little blows over. Yeah.

He'll probably land it all blows over. Yeah, probably learn somewhere back on earth. Because he's planned it alone, but he doesn't want to lock anything in. I'm the only one he's spoken to. So anyway, he's yelled at you from a height. Anyway, John, yeah, I'm thinking there. Because like, I still call you Adrian, but he hates that. He's like, I'm John now. Where's your John? John, John. He really hates when I call him John.

Yeah, I would too. Cause his name is John. Oh, so thank you very much to Adrian Newman, AKA, John. Adrian, John Newman. Yes. Appreciate all that. And we appreciate all the support that everyone

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Looking forward to that. If there is still time to get involved in Thailand, if you want to come hang with us on beautiful sunny beaches. That's right. A link to all of that information will be in the description of this episode and also on our shows page on dogoonpod.com. But until next week, as we always say here, on dogoon. I love you, John and John.

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