Do Go On - 189 - Mike Patton (with Karl Chandler and Tommy Dassalo)

Episode Date: June 5, 2019

This week we're joined by The Little Dum Dum Club boys - Karl Chandler and Tommy Dassalo! It's an insanely fun episode where Karl tells us all about the life and music of Mike Patton. There's also a l...ot of talk about hotel based pranks...Support the show and get rewards like bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/DoGoOnPodCheck out all things Dum Dum : https://littledumdumclub.com/ Submit a topic idea directly to the hat: dogoonpod.com/Submit-a-Topic Twitter: @DoGoOnPodInstagram: @DoGoOnPodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/DoGoOnPod/Email us: dogoonpod@gmail.com Check out our other podcasts:Book Cheat: https://play.acast.com/s/book-cheatPrime Mates: https://play.acast.com/s/prime-mates/ Our awesome theme song by Evan Munro-Smith and logo by Peader Thomas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:02:00 with progressive between June 2022 and May 2023. Potential savings were varied. Discount's not available in our safe and situations. This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. Visit planetbroadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates. Hello and welcome to another episode of Do Go On My Name is Dave Warnie and I'm sitting here with Matt Stewart and Jess Perkins. Hello! Hello! I'll tell you what, I'm not just sitting here with Matt Stewart and Jess Perkins this week,
Starting point is 00:02:42 we're also sitting here with our buddies from Kamoe part of the whole part of the little dumb dumb club. Hello to Tommy Desslow and Carl Chandler. Yeah. Thanks for having me. I don't take this as a slide, but as soon as you started talking, Tommy turned you down and he's hitting me with his... I just noticed that.
Starting point is 00:03:00 That doesn't happen a lot. Also at Live Geeks as well. I do a sound check and the sound person's like, yep, you're all good, you're all good to go. And I get out there and I'm like, how long? What the fuck? Also, we're not your buddies from Costa Mewi. We're your buddies from Melbourne and comedy.
Starting point is 00:03:14 You didn't meet us in Costa Mewi. Yeah. You haven't even been to Costa Mewi yet. I know. I could die before we get there. Are we somehow recording this after Costa Mewi? Did I miss something? Yeah, guys, how good was Costa Mewi? Fuck. Did we somehow recording this after Cosamoo? Did I miss something? Yeah, guys, how good was Cosamoo?
Starting point is 00:03:26 Mark, did you guys go a week early without me? Yeah. Yeah. We got the wrong flights. Yeah. And we're back. It was, it was, it was, it was, it was our show's go guys.
Starting point is 00:03:37 Yeah, great. We had a wonderful time. We still did them on the beach. People were running past. You should, Dave, you should probably explain what Cosamoo means. Yes. In case I don't know what you said. Translations. Welcome to time.
Starting point is 00:03:49 We are going very soon or I guess when this comes out we're still going in the future to the Kostomu International Podcast Festival that we've been doing for a couple of years as the Little Dunham Club. This year we've invited you find Fezard Fellows along. It's a bit of a shame because the whole joke was, the Cosmere International podcast festival featuring Little Dummunga and no other podcast. But this year, that is no longer funny because there is another podcast.
Starting point is 00:04:13 Yeah, yeah. It's a shame, we like you guys enough to just bin the joke. So that's how much you mean to us, yeah. To lose a joke. And we've only got two. So. No, we're deeply on it. The other one is Nick Kappa smells.
Starting point is 00:04:27 Jack, but Dill isn't fat anymore, so we've lost that one. We are shedding material, so we're gonna get it. Yeah, yeah. If Kappa has a wash, we are dead in all. But yeah, it's exciting. Are you guys pumped up? Yeah, it feels a bit surreal. It doesn't feel like it's actually happening yet.
Starting point is 00:04:43 But yeah. You guys aren't pulling out. Yeah. What? No, no, a bit surreal. It doesn't feel like it's actually happening yet But yeah, you guys are pulling out I'm gonna tell you the week we and you announced it and we announced that we were going along as well It was the week that those two fire festival documentaries are just So many comments being like yeah, it's this legit We do get a lot of that it is so bizarre that we are more organized than the firefighters. Well, I mean, I was in charge of booking the flights
Starting point is 00:05:09 for you guys, so there's every chance you're not actually going to. Just messaging you all constantly going, please check the details again. I'll let me know. I'm going to the next one. You've been emailed at least two or three times, going to double check it.
Starting point is 00:05:20 I'm like, do I have to actually do I should I look at it? Yeah, probably. Yes. Okay, well, all right. Well, what should I look at it? Yeah, probably. Yes. Okay, well, you wrote back saying all it's good. Yeah. Why is Schumall a good? And a reasonable amount of time, so we assumed that you had gone and checked. Yeah, five festivals looking good.
Starting point is 00:05:38 You're talking to a man who booking himself a flight back from Sydney recently got to the airport, couldn't check in for my flight because I'd booked it for the month later. So anything's possible. Okay. Please check it. I'll have a go. I'll have a look. How was spending a month of the airport? Pretty good. It was like that Tom Hanks movie. You got your money. Big. Just dancing on the tiles of the airport going, why isn't't playing music? Trying to put in the cheat code to get myself on an earlier flight. All right. So the festival is next week, but there's still time, I guess, if you want to come along. There actually is.
Starting point is 00:06:15 Like I was just saying off here, there are people that listen to us, so they're still getting their tickets. They're still going, fuck it. There's someone that had a break up and decided to come. Someone got, someone walked in and quit their job like a couple of days ago. Oh yeah. Fuck it, I'm going to coast Muey.
Starting point is 00:06:29 You want a great way to quit your job. That's so good. Yeah, there's someone who posts on our page a bit who had a profile picture with her and her boyfriend. And then she posted that her and the boyfriend had broke up and the two steps were new profile picture without the boyfriend and then messaging us going, I'm coming to coast. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:48 In that order. Yeah. New profile pic with a lot more cleavage than the original. It's like, that is a, that's a big breakup move. Under new management. And so the cost, the cost the same if you book late as there's no early bird discount, right? If you book today, what's a week out? Of course there's no early bird discount right if you book today What's a week out there because there's no early
Starting point is 00:07:06 Is there a discount code? For what flights or a point? I am not I don't know if you're confused. I am not conscious Just because I booked your flights for you. I'm not a travel agent. We're not your mum and dad Put a weird way to find out. Why do you tell me on air? But basically the accommodation they get a discount if they use a code and that discount is enough to pay for a good chunk of a flight, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that discount is still there. If you go to the page, it's podcast 19. If you go to the Ozo or the Amari website
Starting point is 00:07:44 for like direct don't go through hotels combined or whatever It is it won't work there if you go through the directly through there the hotels website It will still work. I will put a link to your website that explains everything in the description of this episode If someone's a concomplicated club slash Kosovoe. Yeah, I love any of the idea of anyone listening to this who doesn't know us And just going so far all these guys have done is Plot something But I don't fully understand you and I don't care about that. And I don't trust.
Starting point is 00:08:13 But there might be someone who goes, fuck it. I'm going. Have you been fired? Come on down. I mean, I mean, I'm a boyfriend to drop kick. Come to coast and move. They're like fuck. It doesn't sound like Matt's going, so maybe we can get his account.
Starting point is 00:08:26 But it's a good point, if anyone is thinking about breaking up with their partner, this could be the reason to do it. Right? Oh yeah, right. If you're on the edge, I reckon just do it. Just do it. If that's doubt, you probably know this. What if you're a coward and you want to break up with someone, but so then you book the
Starting point is 00:08:44 flight, you come to Costa Muey, so then you book the flight you come to Kosovoe You then fuck one of the guests on the podcast. That's the way of breaking up That would get back to us some of the guests for people don't know who could they In order of at least fuckable to most fuckable. Oh, that's brutal. I'm just gonna spoil my chances for some of the guests. No, who is coming? Stephen Kay, I'm also coming.
Starting point is 00:09:16 Nick Cody's coming, Derek Jai, singer, Nick Kappa. Oh, smelling. Yes, it was. Who else, Oliver Clark, Brett Blake? Yep, is that all? I think that's all Nick Carton. Nick Carton's coming as well. And of course you three.
Starting point is 00:09:30 Yeah. So we'll be there. D-T-F. Yeah. Great. Do you know what that means? Yeah. Down to fly.
Starting point is 00:09:41 Tom, you confirmed it with me. Down to fly. We're good to go. I love that. me. I'm going to fly. We're going to go. I love that. Turning up to the gate to get on your flight, handing over to you and going, good I am a DTM. I'm going to join the mile high club in my, I'm going to fly in a plane. Mile off the ground.
Starting point is 00:09:59 Can you tell me when we're a mile in the air? I'll be in the toilet. Make me in there. Tell me when we're a mile in the air. I'll be in the toilet, make me in there, tell me. Or the clubhouse, so to speak. Oh boy. Oh, let's stop having fun and do your podcast. Yeah, well that.
Starting point is 00:10:16 If people have never heard the show before, basically, what usually happens is Matt Jess and I are taking interns to a report on a topic often suggested by a listener. But this week, we have delegated all of the heavy lifting and all of the hard work to you, Mr. Karl Chandler. What a dream. Thank you so much. Yeah, well, you know what, the topic that you offered me
Starting point is 00:10:34 to start with was Liverpool Football Club because you knew that I was into them. And I thought, you know what, I don't think you guys might be that interested in that. I thought, well, maybe I won't do that. Maybe your listeners won't be that interested in that. So I thought, well, maybe I won't do that. Maybe your listeners won't be that interested in that particular subject. But fuck, we're now recording it on the day
Starting point is 00:10:50 that Liverpool has won the champion today final. And what a fucking obvious choice that would have been in a much easier topic. It's a fucking hell. You're just getting emotional in the middle of the report, like, making down, like, oh, it was so good today. Yeah, I couldn't just come straight from the pub. I have had a big day.
Starting point is 00:11:08 But I've sobered up, I ate the plate of spaghetti and there's all the experts say that sucks, all the alcohol out of you, so I think I'm okay. Is it, because they lost the big English tournament, yes, but one that's much bigger. I'm just wondering, is this better, would you say, if you had the choice of the training? Look, good question. What happened is we came runner-up in the league,
Starting point is 00:11:29 which is the normal season. Now, what this happened today was the Champions League, which is effectively the old way of pitting all the champions of all the different clubs against each other. So, it's like the Champions of England and then the Champions of Europe. So officially it's a more prestigious title, but we, as Liverpool, most people would prefer to have won the normal seats, right? Even though this is technically a better trophy. Yes. It's the kings of kings rather than the kings, I guess.
Starting point is 00:11:58 But, so you're saying it would have been preferable to not be getting drunk at 9am on a Sunday. Yeah, I wish I had have done that couple of some days ago, rather than today. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyway, there's all the details on the subject I didn't. Well, I'm definitely the worst at all. I don't know you guys. So what, so now I ask a question.
Starting point is 00:12:21 That's right, we usually start with a question just to get us on to the topic. But you actually chose. Yes. Well, there's a few other topics that I didn't choose as well. Do you want me to run through all of that? What else are you passionate about? How long does this go for? All right, question.
Starting point is 00:12:33 Here's the question. This musician was named the greatest singer of all time by music website, Consequence of Sound, due to his six octave range. Whoa, six! Six, do you know music? Just do you know much about that? A little bit. Like Freddie Mercury had a four octave range.
Starting point is 00:12:54 Right, really? And he's known as being a technically great rock singer, isn't it? Yes. Would have been fair to say that there's eight octaves. I think there's ten. Oh, what does it have to do with that? What does it have to do with that? That's very good.
Starting point is 00:13:12 It's eight. No, you know music. Yeah, there you go. Wait, how many octaves are there? There's ten octaves. I'm only basing that off when I read this particular bit. They name someone who had 10 in the world, like some absolute.
Starting point is 00:13:28 Have a rody. Right, but in a stasia. Yeah, but I know. I know. In theory, it's infinite because it's just what people and you can hear. It's a note. So if you think of like the opening,
Starting point is 00:13:40 this is such a lame thing to know, the opening word of somewhere over the rainbow, that's somewhere, that's an octave. That's just one. That's an octave. Oh right. Oh okay. Just in that word.
Starting point is 00:13:53 So that's a range. Yeah, so it'd be like middle C to higher C, slightly higher C. C, C, C, exactly. Okay. I don't, but anyway. But that's what I'm looking at. That's what I'm looking at. Listen to you, I reckon you've got a one octave voice.
Starting point is 00:14:06 I think that's not a lot of range there. No, you can get shrill, can't you? When you're angry. Was that it then? Yeah, that was it. Absolutely furious. So, should I reveal? Should I reveal the answer?
Starting point is 00:14:22 Knowing who you love, is it Mike Patton? It is Mike Patton, he well picked. But bonus points, who did he replace? So this is greatesting of all time within popular music. I believe that's great. Why that website? Yes. Who did he replace?
Starting point is 00:14:43 Who had five and a half octaves? Oh. And this is, this will surprise you. I don't mean to sound like the banner of anews.com.au. Yeah, answer. I was like, happy to partake in this. You do know you're not hosting a quiz show, don't you? And again, I'm about to give you some information
Starting point is 00:15:03 on the person I didn't recent. Okay, so who's got big range? Whitney Houston. Good guest, but incorrect. Dolly Parton. No, I don't know why you would have guessed it. I think I'm guessing in my head it's because she covered Whitney Houston cover. I didn't realize that's why I said it's in my head, it's because she covered Whitney Houston cover. It doesn't matter. I didn't realize that's why I said it. Yeah. Until you looked at me like I was a fucking idiot.
Starting point is 00:15:28 I don't know, I panicked, I guess. I thought you were just getting horny. Yeah, so it's, so what? Who's in between this guy? Who's in between my patent and Freddie Mercury? Yeah, I guess someone who can go low and high, because that's, I guess that's my patent thing. Well, I guess let's, I won't go too long on this because I don't think you'll be able
Starting point is 00:15:46 to pick it because, I mean, like you said, just pretty mercury, that's someone that you would think, right, he can go high and low. Patten, if you listen to his work, you could guess that he goes high and low. This person I wouldn't have thought so much. So at 5.5 octaves is Axel Rose. So before they announced that the patent was the greatest singer of all time, with all the range, the biggest range was Axel Rose So before they announced that the pattern was the greatest singer of all time we thought with all the the range the biggest range was Axel Rose He only ever goes hard. Yeah, I don't I can't think of it. That's great
Starting point is 00:16:14 Yeah, he must be spewing that he never pushed himself to go that extra point five Yeah, yeah, and also giving himself a stage name of an anagram of oral sex Well, I hope you remember that as well. I didn't know that. Did you know that one? No, that's exactly what I'm saying. Wait till I tell you about Pearl Jam, about what their name is. Or...
Starting point is 00:16:36 What? You all right? 10CC? Yeah, right. It's a lot of cum stuff. Yeah. What does it rock and roll and cum? Yeah, I think it's just teenage boys.
Starting point is 00:16:50 I think that's what it is. Okay. You're an incident teenage boy. Wait, my boss dropped my octave range. Try to think of what Dave Warnock is an anagram of. There's a big one in there. Is it? Oh, yes.
Starting point is 00:17:07 So they would be doing with the WAR. What? I mean, WA, yeah, this. WA and K. Yeah. So that gives us a good starting point. And then we just got to sift through the rubble. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:18 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Try and work out what words we can make with that. Can we get on that by the end of the episode, please? Does somebody get an anagram simulator? Something like E. DeWanker? Something like that? Yeah, Dave, yeah, anyway. Look, I've got to present a report and one of you get onto an anagram website.
Starting point is 00:17:34 I can find out. Are there such things? Yes, the bossares, yeah, they give you dozens and dozens of, of Wanker lately. Yes, there's always a way. If it doesn't come up with wank, I'm gonna be like, get a different one. Yes, you guys are bullshit.
Starting point is 00:17:48 Has it ever taken this long to start the report? Definitely, yes. Oh, right, that's a relief. We've been working on ourselves. So, last two weeks have really nailed it. But yeah, we're back onto taking a while, but that's okay. We usually start with an underground base material. It's a caron weaved. Caron we base material. Karen Weaved.
Starting point is 00:18:05 Karen Weaved. Karen's my go-to comedy name for a lady. Really? It's a good one. No, you've a wanked. Yeah. Yeah. What?
Starting point is 00:18:16 Reaver. Reaver. Reaver. Reaver. Reaver. Reaver. Reaver. Reaver.
Starting point is 00:18:24 Reaver. Reaver. Reaver. Reaver. Reaver. I give it to you. Really? Yeah. Vater weekend. Are you taking the word, why can't you do consideration? Well, I don't know. I mean, I think there's a real nerd website. Well, surely that would be the first thing you should do. I think you've got safe search on on this. Yeah, yeah. And we've signed. You've got netting any on your anagram stream.
Starting point is 00:18:36 All right, all right. We'll get back to that. Great. So please, I've put a lot of time into this. I'm going to show you this report. So you are a big fan of my pattern. I am, yes. Now, you asked me, I guess it makes it a bit easier
Starting point is 00:18:49 if you pick something that you already know. Yeah, that you're into, you're passionate about. So half way through, you don't go, why am I fucking talking about this? Yes, right, right, right. OK, so, right, I'll start from the start. My pattern. And I know Matt, you're a bit of a fan as well.
Starting point is 00:19:04 Yes. Yes. I've seen half his bands probably, same Tom Ork, Fave No More. Oh, spoilers. No, I don't think so. I was always going to bring out. No. No.
Starting point is 00:19:16 You do the fucking report, man. It's so smart. All right, all right, we'll start. My Pat, so for people I'm familiar with him, he was born and he grew up in the California and small California town of Eureka in 1968, which is in the United States of America. And he...
Starting point is 00:19:33 Wait, so you think California's in the United States? Yes, okay. That's another big fact, do we? The level of detail here was pretty good. I know, man, I know it's on Wikipedia, but I've got multiple sources that confirm the California regime, you know, status. I just want to those one-take-kicks.
Starting point is 00:19:48 You click every source. Yes. Yes. I heard, because I listened to your episode last week, and in it, we heard that you got fired from a TV job because you only used Wikipedia. No, that's not true. That's absolutely not true now. Ironically enough, citation needed on one.
Starting point is 00:20:03 Yes, exactly. On a show a couple of weeks ago, we had Tom Liesenon, and I did bring up the fact that That's absolutely not true now. Ironically enough citation needed on that one. Yes, exactly. On a show a couple of weeks ago, he had Tom Liesenon and I did bring up the fact that I was not invited back to work at Hardquiz. And then he got very stropier about it all. And he started making up stuff. I don't think I really don't know
Starting point is 00:20:19 what he thought about all that stuff. I thought this would be funny to bring up. First of all, I don't think he had any idea I wasn't even working on the show anymore. But then he started making up stuff while I was fired. I wasn't fired, and these were not true things. He goes, you only used Wikipedia as a sort. Glacin wouldn't even fucking know what happens in that building.
Starting point is 00:20:37 Little like what I was doing. I knew when you brought this up Matt, that'd be 10 minutes. Yeah, definitely. That's like, that's starting. Yeah, Defending. That's like the starting. Yeah. Alright. Let's do the report on Hardquist. Right.
Starting point is 00:20:49 I'll do that. I'm born in Eureka. Yes. We've established it. In 1968. In United States. Confirmed that. Patteney's patented singing when he was hanging out with his friend, watching his friend's
Starting point is 00:21:01 band rehearse, and their singer didn't turn up to rehearsal. So then Patten filled in as a bit of a a joke and the next week the band fired their regular singer What I can't I'm not turning up and the guy that's hanging out just has a six octave range. Yeah So I'm so glad Axel didn't turn up today now. We've got a point five better singer Or all as he was known back then. Before he fell in a funny integrand. I love that. The start of you just doing a joke.
Starting point is 00:21:34 Like just stepping into singing as a joke. Ends with you in a permanent position in the band. In the band. In the 30 years later, with someone saying, you are the greatest singer ever. Really tricked him this time. That's a great bit. Now, he, soon, he got the singing bug, I guess, he formed a band with his high school friends called Mr. Bungle.
Starting point is 00:21:55 Great known for a high school band. Yeah, good stuff. A bunch of fucking idiot boys. First of all, let's point out the fact that my high school band was called Weed Hornet. Yeah. Why? Wow. We practiced in the garage that had a whipper st high school band was called Weed Hornet. Yeah. Why? Wow. We practiced in the garage with a stiffer in it called The Weed Hornet.
Starting point is 00:22:10 Everyone thought we were massive stoneers. Of course. So, he formed a band called Mr. Bungle, these friends, and entered in the High School talent show. But what fucking idiot? So, they've got a band called Mr. Bungle, but as a joke, they then entered in a high school Talent show and renamed themselves Bister Mungle. So they fucked with the name of their band that no one even knew the name to start with
Starting point is 00:22:34 Right, they did it. They did a fucking weed L parody Before they even had a band proper and a name that comes pre-fucked with as well. Yeah Just classic axle, another anagram, another great anagram. Now I can't find any information about where they came in the talent show, which tells me that they didn't win it. And you can watch the clip on YouTube, which also tells you they didn't win it because it is fucking terrible. It's so bad.
Starting point is 00:22:58 It's just high school. Just turds. Playing. There's like in the video, they've got their friends just skateboarding across the stage and then playing instruments on their back and on their head. And just the worst of, the worst of teenage toxic
Starting point is 00:23:15 masculine there is, yeah. It's just so bad. And it's you bullying school children from the 70s. Oh man, from the 80s, from the 80s. Um, yeah, what else is there? In that clip, it's so bad. They're doing a lot of jump cutting between styles. There's a sample.
Starting point is 00:23:30 All of a sudden, they start playing a sample of macho man, which then prompts five of their friends to storm the stage dressed as the village people. Right. This actually sounds great. It sounds really fun. Then they cut into a death metal version of a hey hey with a monkey.
Starting point is 00:23:44 Fuck, just the worst. You wouldn't, oh. Anyway, I love this guy. At a challenge at my house school once, a guy got up there and he ate a sandwich. Great, and that was his entry. Great. That's it.
Starting point is 00:23:58 How'd he go? How'd he go? I think I think he placed. Really? Someone who ate just like a foot long. I mean, he's gonna be better at eating, at least he knows he's gonna nail that. Yeah. It's not like juggling where you go, well there's a chance I might drop all the balls
Starting point is 00:24:11 and fuck it and then I'm definitely not gonna win. Because there's no chance of you. Imagine you do fuck it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure I'm gonna do fuck it. Yeah. Put it up your ass by accident. Oh, god.
Starting point is 00:24:20 That is actually funny if you did come out to eat a sandwich and then you get half-way I can't do this. I ate right before I came out. I don't know what I was thinking. I filled up on bread. All right. So is this clip, is this the thing that you saw that has caught you in the bike accident? No, no.
Starting point is 00:24:40 So Mr. Bungle was named after a school special taped in the 1950s about using your manners during lunch starring a public called Mr. Bungle. So yeah, it's a similar story to the weed wharner. Yeah, that's right. So Mr. Bungle was a teenage death metal band who incorporated Scar Jazz Hardcore punk. They record a few demo tapes called, and again, just teenage boys, aren't they great? The raging wrath of the Easter bunny, bowl of Charlie and God damn it, I love America. So, faith no more, so the band faith no more, they existed at this point, but without
Starting point is 00:25:16 Mike Patton. They were a very moderately successful funk metal band. They toured in Patton's hometown of Eureka. They played in a pizza parlor to four people. Moderately successful. To four people, two of which were Pat and Annie's friends. And as a joke, he got up. The other thing is like, fuck. So he handed the band, he's Mr. Bungle demo, and in one of them absolute miracles of modern music, a band actually listened to someone's shitty demo that they handled. So how did he know? Was he just there by accident?
Starting point is 00:25:51 Patteneau he was a fan of the band. Right. He went to watch them. Right, right. He wasn't just eating a cappuccino. He was like, accidentally saw. So he already knew about them and was like going and checking that. Yes, right.
Starting point is 00:26:01 He was a listener. Have faith in them all. They're a five piece. That's point. It's five on stage four in the crowd. Yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, he was he was a listener. I've faith them all there are five piece and that's five on stage four in the crowd Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it almost called that. Yes Maybe call that one off for okay. I think so too. I think as soon as you get booked in a pizza parlor I did a gig at a chicken shop last year that went I did it. It was pretty awful actually So your rule is there has to be more people in the audience than on stage.
Starting point is 00:26:27 I think that's a good rule of thumb. First stand up, that's a very good rule of thumb. Yeah. Yeah, that is. So if I was a more then running to trouble with their singer Chuck Mosley and their guitarist, Jim Martin, remember might remember the demo about a year later and the six octaves singer in it. It's a hell of a memory.
Starting point is 00:26:50 Yeah. And you don't forget a six octave. Yeah, exactly. And because you remember the very deep voice, deep throated metal singer and when... What? What a night. We're getting back to that Axel Rose again. And said, let's get that giant fat guy from Mr. Bungle.
Starting point is 00:27:10 But he, Mike Fatton, wasn't a giant fat guy, but because of the voice, he thought that's just some giant old fat guy, but it was actually like an 18 year old kid. How did he met him? Didn't he hand the demo to him? I don't. I might not have been here, Mike. I think he handed it to the drummer rather than guitar. Oh, right.
Starting point is 00:27:27 I was gonna say, his memory was just getting handed in a pizza parlor. He's like, must have been a big fat guy. Yeah, he's way better than a satsangist. Right. So, he got the gig. He apparently, now I look, I'm very low to bring this up because it wasn't,
Starting point is 00:27:43 this is only off Wikipedia, there's not multiple sources of this, but they also auditioned. Chris called for my flight. I think some of his classic work, he's added again, hard, close time. I'm sorry, me from this podcast. So who did you say they auditioned? Chris Cornell from SoundGarden.
Starting point is 00:27:57 From SoundGarden. Yeah. But obviously he wouldn't have been in SoundGarden yet, but still, no. That's amazing, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. And hopefully true. Well, an earlier singer of Faithnermore was Courtney Love as well. Really?
Starting point is 00:28:10 Yeah, that's true. So not for very long, but yeah. Real, real rotating door in Faithnermore, in nearly days. Absolutely, absolutely. They had, they, well, so by this point, so we're going into their success years now. So once Pat and joined the band, they were nearly finished writing an album.
Starting point is 00:28:29 They just needed a singer to put on top to write the lyrics. They had all the music written, all of that sort of stuff. He did it in about two weeks. They put it out and it went crazy. But that band had been around for nearly 10 years. Really? Yeah. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:28:42 So they were, I think the rest of the band was significantly older than Patton because I think he was 18 or 19 at that point. So then they recorded the album called The Real Thing. Like I said, he took two weeks to write the lyrics, which I guess explains some of the lyrics on the song Epic. Like it's it, what is it? It's it, what is it? There's a couple of days. That made me think a lot as a kid. Right. I'm like, whoa.
Starting point is 00:29:08 What is it? Well, here's the answer. It's it. Oh, no. Just have to wait around a little longer. Yeah. You had it paused while you were just mulling it on. All right, give me 45 minutes. I'll jump into the back minute of the song. So the band released that song, Epic, Give me 45 minutes and I'll jump into the back minute of the song.
Starting point is 00:29:25 So the band released that song, Epic, as a single in the US in mid 1989. I didn't really do much, but then they released it in the UK. And it blew up in the UK, it blew up in Australia. It was more of a hit here in England than it was in America. And then they released it in America and it blew up there. Got heavy rotation on MTV. It's it in in it. Yeah. That's it. Very nice.
Starting point is 00:29:48 And then if you remember, if you've ever seen the film clip for Epic, where they have, it finishes on the... The Dying Fish? The Dying Fish. So apparently, that was... That fish belonged to another singer singer who then became very popular. Kirk Abane. No. Bjork. Oh, that was that was Bjork's.
Starting point is 00:30:11 Bjork's I'd say landing fish. Yeah. Is that weird? That's so that you know they killed her fish for the film. Quite no. I think the story. This isn't in my report. I just remember this fact from a while ago. I think the I think Roddy bottom the key key borders had been to a party of hers the night before or something and just stole a fish and brought it along and killed it for the film clip. Yeah, for us. Yeah, and so We have a fascination with great names on this podcast. Can you very fair? Very fair to ask this. Who's that member? He's name is Roddy Bottom. He is a, I mean, you're all thinking about it right? Yeah, and what's more, he's a gay keyboardist.
Starting point is 00:30:50 It is not a stage name, that he's actual name. Wow, Roddy Bottom. Yes, a real name. That's not easy. He sounds like the sort of person who'd be subscribing to our Patreon. But it makes sense, like, why would you change your name to that? Like, that makes more sense that he's real name is that.
Starting point is 00:31:06 And he's kind of the main guy. He's just kind of the band leader, right? A faith man. Yeah, him and Bill Gould, who is the bass player, they're sort of the guys that have been this since the start. They're the ones that are driving it, sort of thing. Right. I reckon they tell, I'm sure I've heard them tell the story of the fish didn't die, but
Starting point is 00:31:23 it definitely died, didn't it? Well, as if they had... What were they gonna do? Pick it back up with the thing? Scoop it back out, put it in the back of your. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not like teaching a dog to play there. Yeah. That's the point. Don't fish just don't have that range.
Starting point is 00:31:39 Yeah, they don't have a six octave life range. So that, it went to number one in Australia, went to number one in England. It led to two years of constant touring around the world for Faith No More, which took its toll on the sanity of the band members. Rookie Patton went from an wide-eyed innocent to becoming bitter with start, and the music he was playing, he was playing over and over, and he's got over basic hygiene as well. The next quote will explain that last one. This is from a Metal magazine for about a year or two
Starting point is 00:32:09 into his stardom. Quote, when I was staying in a hotel room once, I took a shit, rolled it into a ball and then put it into a hair dryer so that the next guest to dry their hair would get hot shit in their face. I like how you call that bad hygiene. You call it good hygiene? I don't know what it's got a little further. Yeah, I do want to give it a little away. I want a little bit of a review. That's great. So you're turning the hairdryer on,
Starting point is 00:32:38 getting sprayed with shit and going, this seems like the work of someone who doesn't use the other. So this is bad hygiene. I think we can confirm they definitely killed that fish. like the work of someone who doesn't use Diolar into it. This is just bad hygiene. I think we can confirm they definitely killed that fish. That's kind of a heavier, that didn't give a fuck about fish. That's great. Either that was a massive escalation any year for going,
Starting point is 00:32:56 put the golf fish back in the bowl to cop this in the face. Well, you know, as he seemed when he plays jokes, they work out pretty well for him. So he's thinking the old shit in the hair dryer, he's like, I'm probably gonna get the Nobel Peace Prize off of that. I think the worst thing for me wasn't putting it in the hair dryer, was rolling it into a ball. Yeah, yeah. You never heard of that before. Right. Why do you need to touch it?
Starting point is 00:33:18 Don't touch it. Yeah, just stuff it in. Just wedge it in there. Yeah, that is a weird point. Just your hands covered in your own shit going boy, I'm really going to prank someone with this. You never get to see the payoff. Right, right.
Starting point is 00:33:31 I never get that. I never understood the appeal of that kind of prank. It's so unsatisfying. Sitting there wondering. Yeah, you're wondering if someone sprayed themselves with your shit. Yeah, you're right, this was a silly idea. Would it, and would it work the way he thinks it's gonna work? Like come flying out? Did he think it was gonna come flying out as a ball as well?
Starting point is 00:33:53 I know that onto their face, most people are looking down the barrel of the hair dryer. Is this even working? Like I'm a fud with your shotgun. I'm keeping up, here we go. Is this thing loaded? Probably more likely someone's gonna notice the smell of human shit in their bathroom?
Starting point is 00:34:08 Yeah. Where is this coming from? Well, you know, perfect room for it because you just think, well, it's the toilet. Yeah. They never think of the head. No one ever thinks to flush the head. If you did do the prank these days,
Starting point is 00:34:21 you'd just be on TripAdvisor every day for the next month, just refreshing one-star reviews. Yes. People run. Yes. I did all the hair dry. I got sprayed with she. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:33 A bowl of shit. And you just took keen like you're ringing the guy at the hotel going, let's go out tonight. And you know what? Wash your hair before you come out. I know, I know. Hang on. You booked our accommodation in Costa Mewi.
Starting point is 00:34:45 She'll even give one of certain hair dryers. Do you use the hair dryer? Yeah. How wet does your hair get? I mean, it would never dry in Thailand. Yeah, yeah. This was very humid, you know. The perfect place for this prank.
Starting point is 00:35:00 Yeah. One of the benefits of going bald. I'm never going to fall victim to the old shit in the hair dry I'm gonna do a shit in the safe in my room To prank you the rest of us have to somehow try and directly shit into your toothpaste Roll into a tube I can just picture people listening to this, just fast forwarding the things they can have, they're still going on and it's shit in the head. What have happened to the six octave range?
Starting point is 00:35:35 It's so low, so well, it's so promising. It's so technical. You have to say, what can we shit into in a hotel? All right, so patent coined this shit terrorism. That's what he called what he would do. It is bad terrorism, yes. It is. It's pretty lame, terrorism. You're right.
Starting point is 00:35:56 It's like when people blow themselves up and it doesn't affect anyone except all. That shit terrorism. Yeah, shit, didn't afield. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Shit. So it didn't stop there. Now, I don't know what got into patent's shit, dude. That's shit, dude. I shit, didn't a field. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got the shit. Shit.
Starting point is 00:36:06 So I didn't stop there. Now, I don't know what got into Patton's head, but he went from basically coming out of... He didn't want to join Faith No More to start with because he had a degree he wanted to finish in Eureka in his hometown, but he went straight from being a bit of a nerd to then hitting this rock and roll lifestyle and went fucking insane because then a year into being in Faith No More and then blowing up, he played a show at the Brixton Academy in London uh during the show Pat and filled his shoe with his own urine and then downed it in one gulp. Wow. That was in that was in 1990 so that no wonder the
Starting point is 00:36:38 shoe he didn't really kick off for another couple of decades. I think they put it back by by fair while. Now I like the drinking out of a shoe thing. It's a shame, it's a shame the liquid he's gone with. But maybe we can refine this and make it something that everyone can enjoy. It took 25 years for him to throw beer. Yeah. Put beer in the shoe.
Starting point is 00:36:56 And because he's 21 at this point, right? 20 or 21. 20 or something. Drinking his own piss. Drinking his own piss. That's rock and roll baby. Yeah. Piss terrorism. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, piss terrorism.
Starting point is 00:37:05 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's awful. Yeah, I'm gonna prank someone by having them accidentally put my shit under the... And now I'm gonna celebrate my drinking my own... That causes... Yeah, that's cause for celebration. It's kind of like a walking rent and steampie cartoon.
Starting point is 00:37:25 I think he's, what if he's so crazy thinking, you know what, I'm going to make myself prank proof. No one could ever trick me into drinking peace. I'm going to do it myself. Right. It's an ultimate power move. Oh, man. He also, oh, God.
Starting point is 00:37:37 He, there's also clips you can find of him on stage. And I think chilly, it's in South America somewhere. And he's just screaming at people to spit at him, and he's just got his mouth wide open, and people are spitting from the audience. Spitting to his mouth. I hate this thing. He's insane.
Starting point is 00:37:52 That's somehow worse than rolling a ball of shit. Yeah. So, at least it's your own shit, I mean, oh, sorry. Sorry, there's a scale to this somewhere. Yeah, we'll get into the music at some point. It's not your own shit for the person drawing their hair there. Yeah, that's right. I still don't want my own shit in my hair.
Starting point is 00:38:08 Sorry, but I don't. Yeah. Sorry for a controversial idea. Diva, Diva. I am a real Diva. I don't want my own shit flying into my hair. Well, you know what? There's a way out of that.
Starting point is 00:38:19 You just don't put it in your own hair dryer. Yeah. It's, it's, it's, it's fucking to be a great prank for someone to find your shit. Roll it into a ball into your own hair dryer. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's fucking to be a great prank for someone to find your shit, roll it into a ball into your own hair dryer. That is a great prank. That's a real high. So when you complain, you go, what?
Starting point is 00:38:32 It was your own shit. What's the problem? So you've picked up a hair dryer. Yeah. The first thing you notice, very top heavy, very front heavy. It also smells like shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:43 I won't investigate. Yeah. My asthma wet, I need a dryer. I'm about to go out. Yep. So won't investigate. My asthma went. I need a dry, I'm about to go out. So you spray and shit in your head. That's the only way you got to step through a lot of barriers. But whoever looks, I don't know what looking into the barrel of the hair dryer would look like. It seems like it'd be pretty dark in there. Unless it was absolutely chockers with shit, I don't think you would notice.
Starting point is 00:39:04 This is what we need to find out. I would get it with smell. I reckon because they usually keep them like the hairdryer will be in a drawer in the bathroom. Yep. And you'd open that drawer and you'd smell shit. We also would really like that. Well the pedal's not that deep either, is it? No.
Starting point is 00:39:16 It's because it's got that great thing on it. Yeah. Guys, well, guys are done welcoming me with my butt. We're going to do it in the studio and find it. Man, let's do it in Smylmy, Lionelstaff. No one really knows either what a human shit looks like. No one's ever looked down after getting off the toilet. It's like a Yeti.
Starting point is 00:39:42 Shit is like a Yeti. No one's ever taken a Yedi. Shit is like a Yedi, no one's ever. I've got taken a real picture. It's a few cloudy, blurry pictures of shit over the years. Every time I try to photograph my own shit, I get the negative feedback. I'm sorry, it's all blurry. That's just a man in a suit. I've been in a very smelly suit. That's all that is.
Starting point is 00:40:04 Why are they trying to wedge that man up into a hairdryer? I don't know. Oh, fuck the rest of my patent, let's just get this story straight. I'm having a good time, who's up for a shoe of pizza? Who wants to do a shoe of a solid shit? Can you do a shoe of food? Is anyone done that? Nah, I can forget the shoe. Yeah, a Rebioli shoey.
Starting point is 00:40:38 David, go for a baked bean shoe. It's a movie we could do a curry shoey. Yeah, let's do a patty shui on the page. A thongy, because it's going to be so warm. No worries, shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui shui sh I'd love a curry out of a shoe, that'd be good. Yeah, all right, let's do it. I'd love a curry out of a shoe. Well, I'd love a curry. Yeah, I think it's what it's. I don't do whatever it takes. Yeah, and the shoes are really pissing me off.
Starting point is 00:41:11 I just want to get them off, that's all. Oh, God. All right, so. Fucking hell, this guy's only 20 in the story. Yeah, he's taking this long. These are the hot, this is the best years. This is like saying, oh, we're only up to 1968 in the Beatles. Oh, this is taking forever.
Starting point is 00:41:28 There's not that much more. Yeah. Right, so in the meantime, Pat Newsies, Client, he's famed from Feith No More. There was such a big hit. I think it a record contract for his original band, Mr. Bungle, or as you guys might know him, know them, Mr. Bungle.
Starting point is 00:41:44 I guess so. I love that school. him, know them, Mr. Bungle. So this, this self titled album, you would know this, Matt, that Mr. Bungle's first album. It's a very teenage boy album. Yeah, very circusy. Yes, it's all like very funk, funk metal. It's a lot of like trumpets and horns and a song about porn. Yes exactly. So I've got here it's a cult favorite for sexually repressed teenage boys everywhere. Whether it's jump cut style of missing metal jazz and funk themes of masturbation, suicide clowns and porn. They were made to change the name of their lead single Travolta, due to legal action from an unnamed celebrity. LAUGHTER It's the top cruise.
Starting point is 00:42:30 It's the end of the world. Fucking hell Travolta. So, furthermore, it's first album with Pat and the real thing was Big Hit Around the World after two years of touring, now itching to record some new music. The next album, Angel Dust, was a radical departure from the poppy funk they'd been known for, with even Pat and his pin boy, a pin up boy image, corrupted with him cutting his hair and instead growing a particularly shitty goatee, the music was heavier.
Starting point is 00:42:54 Sorry, did he blow dry his goatee? Very nice. The music was, he's back at that same hotel years later. I know one's touch Oh my face is a little wet just dry that To be fair Yeah, you would deserve that for dry dry blowing fuck what do you call it blow dry blow dry blow dry and go to that's insane. Oh god Draw blinds what they called their head drawing in high silver. Very good. So the music on Angel Dust was meaner, heavier, less accessible. When the record company heard the Finnish product, one executive told the band, well, I hope none of you have bought a house. All of them had bought a house. So the album did not kick off in America.
Starting point is 00:43:47 It wasn't very successful at all. It was, they did continue to grow their fanbase in other countries like England and Australia. They actually got bigger there. In hindsight, that album is now one of them. I think it was named by someone the most influential rock or metal album of all time on I think Metalhammer or something like that.
Starting point is 00:44:04 Yeah. It's so we sort of know of it in this country because it was a major hit, the cover of the Commodore's song Easy. So you know Easy like Sunday morning, that was the hit number one here. Of which you know if you haven't heard that you can get on YouTube and watch them mind their way through a version of it on YouTube on the best show that is ever coming out of Australia. Hey, hey, it's Saturday. Oh, yes. Unfortunately, you've probably didn't use any of your shit terrorism to do any blackface.
Starting point is 00:44:30 But yeah. For context. The Fahai, it's Saturday is probably most famous for being the last place on Australian TV to do blackface. Yes, they did a couple of years ago. As of this recording. Yes.
Starting point is 00:44:43 Yeah. We're probably due for another one, pretty soon. So for overseas listeners, we did have a bizarre show called Hey, I said that was great many years ago if you were into that sort of stuff and then came back and really did not change with the times. I had a talent show segment and they had someone on doing blackface and they thought this is fine. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:02 Harry Connick Jr. That is absolutely not fine. He was judging the talent chart. Yes. He was just a guest on it. You've made it sound like he was a wreckage artist. Yeah, I wrote it. I kind of just say they did change with the times,
Starting point is 00:45:13 because they added on a Wednesday night. Yes. They just changed with the times. They changed the times. And still called a hat. But this was like 10 years ago, right? Or maybe 15? Black face thing.
Starting point is 00:45:24 Yeah. The black face thing's about 10 years here. It was this century. Yes, that'll probably surprise some American with the story. Yes, it was way too recent. Yes, yes. I totally, totally. It was.
Starting point is 00:45:35 And there was debate about, is this okay? Oh, if you watch the clips, you know, it's Darryl on stage, like Harry Conning June is saying on the show, that is not cool on him going, what's the problem? Oh, sorry, I'm sorry if you're offended by this or you've been confused or whatever it's like Darrell. It kicked off a week of national debate in the newspapers and stuff like people going the youngs just don't get our sense of humor. Yeah it's them that's the problem. Yeah yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:46:02 I think I probably dragged this forward pretty quickly just that it happening. If there was a positive to come out of it, I guess. That's true, true, yeah. I think it's better that that happened 10 years ago rather than now, because I think if you did it now, you'd get way too many idiots online going, well, it's wrong with it.
Starting point is 00:46:19 Like I think back then everyone just went, okay, yeah, that's bad, but now you've got voices of other idiots online. You just go, well, no, well, you can't do anything these days. Free space. Free face paint. Yeah. So, let's fast forward a little bit.
Starting point is 00:46:36 So while still relatively successful, if I'd no more continue to get sort of less commercial success, the more albums they put out, especially in the United States, where, and his interest continued to waver in the band until he quit, after a couple more albums, of which, you know, there were some great albums I think of theirs. I reckon that every album was very different, right, as well. But they're all awesome. But didn't they sort of shed members a little bit? They had the guitar, the gym, the... Yeah, the gym mountain.
Starting point is 00:47:03 They got rid of the gym mountain after Angel Dust, they then got a new guitarist for King for a day, which was the bungalow I think. Trace pre-wants to play guitar on it, but then he didn't tour over over over money and stuff like that. So then they got a feeling to do the live shows and then he was part of the band and then they kicked him out before they recorded the next album. It's just like it seemed like there was a very short period of a settled lineup, which was what two albums. And either side of that, it was just rotating. Exactly, you're exactly right.
Starting point is 00:47:32 Yeah, the real thing in Angel Dust was the two same lineups, but before that and after that has been, you know, a lot of change. Jim Martin, the guitarist that they sacked after Angel Dust because everyone hated him, then went on to become a very successful pumpkin farmer. Really? Yes.
Starting point is 00:47:51 If people know the videos, they'll remember. He's the one with the crazy beard and the flowing sort of black fizz here. He's the one who looks like he, is the only one who looks like he should be in a metal band. Right. But now, pumpkin farmer. Yes. Love that. Yeah. What a weird, right. Yeah, but now pumpkin father. Yes. Love that. Yeah. What a weird. Yeah, right turn. There's a bit of it
Starting point is 00:48:07 Isn't the the guy in the other guy in Nevada? Who's not they've grown? Christ. Yeah He's a he's a farmer or something, isn't he? Maybe For work. Yeah, yeah Right, so they dispatched faith in more disbanded in 1998 after all that Huh, that's very strange. Right, so they desp- Faith are more despanded in 1998 after all that. Patten recalled a couple of other albums with his now maturing band Mr. Bungle, or a bit less about porn and funken, things like that. Now more about settling down. Yes.
Starting point is 00:48:40 Having some kids. And farming pumpkin. I really got to teach my kids a ride a bike. I'd love to hear a song about someone teaching me to ride a bike. Fucking hell! PEDAL! So this became the phase where he then started being in every band and every album and working with everyone.
Starting point is 00:49:05 So he gets all over the joint now. He made a new super, super group called Phantoms. He was just doing heaps of different stuff. And of course, when you push yourself and you do heaps of different stuff, you're gonna make me steps. I think he's me step. He made a hip hop album called General Patton
Starting point is 00:49:23 versus the Executioners, which was better than it sounds but not much. It's him. So he's rapping? Yeah, he's rapping. There's even, there's a really bad, I don't want to accentuate the worst bits because there's plenty of stuff that I've just glossed over that I think's really good.
Starting point is 00:49:37 I'm a fan. But there's a song, basically recorded about the same time is like, you know, really we all got, you know, the internet was a lot more common. And there's a song called LOL, called loser online, and it's just all about click your mouse and hit return. And all of a sudden, it's like, oh! That's a large world. Yeah, if you've made a parody of someone trying to write about the internet 15 years ago, you would write this. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:04 Very bad. right about the internet 15 years ago, you would write this. Yeah. Right. Very bad. Oh, sorry. A notable point in his history is when he toured Australia, one of these bands, he asked, my friends, the avalanches to come and remix a song in another one of these projects called Peeping Tom. He went, I didn't know anything about this at the time,
Starting point is 00:50:23 and I am friends with him. I went to one of you. Oh my god. That's life for me. They turned up at a show. I was at. It may have been the one, you know, you may have been there, Matt. A peeping Tom. No, I wasn't peeping Tom. Peeping Tom wasn't created yet. Okay. So this was like, I think it was a phantomist. At the old palace? Yes. On the geek tour? I think they played twice. It might be that one or I think it was the other one. I don't think it was the geek tour when they played with Melvin's as well. I think it was the other time. So they were so close. I was so close.
Starting point is 00:51:00 Yeah. I was so close. I was at the other one. I was at the edge of my seat there. Yeah, that was a lake drink. So you could have been near this anecdote. Oh, you weren't. You weren't. I could have been inside a do-go-on report. Whoa, whoa, whoa. So they played and they, the ameladers were there.
Starting point is 00:51:26 I said, well, you guys here, I know you don't like this guy's music and they're like, wait, you were talking to them? Yeah, how come? I'm friends with him. Oh, okay. I know you don't like this music because I know you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:38 Personally. So they were there and they said, I've, Pat and just took us at the dinner to try and convince us to play in this album. So, fuck what? And they're like, oh yeah, we don't care, you know, whatever, like whatever. I will come, yeah, we'll have dinner with him or whatever.
Starting point is 00:51:51 And I remember they made it clear, he didn't shout us, he didn't fake for dinner. And I was like, fuck, you gotta do it, you gotta, you know, and they're like, oh, do you want to meet him or something? I'm like, yeah? And they go, okay, all right, so wait, well, we know him.
Starting point is 00:52:04 That's no big deal. We'll just get you back to the universe. So, they are to him what you are to meet him or something? I'm like, yeah! And I go, okay, all right, so we know him. It's not a big deal. We'll just get you back. So you never... They are to him what you are to them. Yes! Yeah, we know him. Yeah, we're back there. We're back there in my family. No, they care way less about it.
Starting point is 00:52:16 They're not bringing it up still. So then they go, okay, we'll just bring you back stage or whatever. And so then we went back. As soon as the band finished, I went backstage with them. And that, because he was really keen on getting them to work with him. So I walked him with them and Patten was just like, ah boys, and just hugged me.
Starting point is 00:52:34 Thought I was like one of the only agencies, hugged me. Didn't have any shirt on, had literally just walked off stage, was all sweaty, was like, you meant you didn't have a shirt. No, no. No. Hugged me. You didn't have a shirt, no. Hug me.
Starting point is 00:52:45 You never took it off. Is it hot in the air? It feels hot in the air. Hug me and was like, oh man, and I was just like, this is fucking weird. And then because I acted weird, he then looked back and then looked around and went, this guy is not in the van.
Starting point is 00:52:59 I just hugged a fucking weirdo. And like really regretted it. No. Did you just go from like 100 hundred down to zero in that moment? Totally, totally. Because then I started asking about his music and he was like, oh, this guy's just a fucking fan. Yeah, I hate fan.
Starting point is 00:53:14 I'm gonna shit his face. Finally, there was a middleman I could use. And they never ended up doing the remix, didn't they? No. Yeah. Crushed me because I was like, do it. And then let me come over and play a triangle. Do something so that I can have played on a mic.
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Starting point is 00:55:30 record stuff into it and then slightly remix it with a limited sort of filters and he had on it. So it's an album of just his voice but it's not him singing it's him making fucking insane noises and looping them and whatever. So just like an hour of just his voice and no instruments at all. It's like a podcast. Yeah. It's called Adult Thieves for Voice and it produced hit singles like, hurry up and kill me I'm cold.
Starting point is 00:55:56 I won't let that like that. I relate to that too. A woman with the skin of the moon, a lizard with the skin of a woman, a leopard with the face of a baby girl, and raped on a bed of sand. Oh my God. So, if you want to give those tunes a whirl, some stage, have you ever listened to this album? I bought this album.
Starting point is 00:56:15 And it's inside. Does it kind of grow on you at all? Was it just bad? You have to force yourself to listen to it. Right. So, raped on a bed of sand isn't in the jogging playlist? No, it's not. It's not. No, it. Right. There's so raped on a bed of sand isn't in the jogging playlist. No, I'm a big coverer. No, it's not.
Starting point is 00:56:27 It's not. It's, look, it's worth a listen just to see what I'm talking about. Yeah. But it's one of those things where even as a completist, there wouldn't, I own it, but it's, it doesn't go in the mix at parties. He sounds like a very frustrating guy to be a big fan of where you like, if you love something enough, you know, you, you engage with everything they put out. Yes. It seems like he's a he's throwing in a lot of curveballs where it's like oh god damn
Starting point is 00:56:51 can't you make something. And he's also prolific as well. Yeah yeah yeah yeah someone where you've got to keep collect especially in the old days of CDs like I would be you know these sort of albums would cost cost 50 bucks and stuff being imported as well and so you're like I have to get this one as well now. You can't just get it online and whatever. Yeah. It sounds like he's trying to lose fans. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:11 One of those people that like, he doesn't want to do something twice. Yeah. So yeah, people just go, cool, just do this again. And he's like, all right, what about Rape Donner Bed of Sand? That's his answer to everything. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:22 Yeah. Yeah, so he then formed bands such as Tomahawk, Peeping Tom, Neverman, Mondo Kane, Mondo Kane, which is basically him just singing older Italian pop songs from the 60s in a full orchestra. So that's not his most accessible one? Yes, totally. I wouldn't watch that. It was for free in Sydney.
Starting point is 00:57:42 And so I flew up there and it was an open air gig and it absolutely pissed down and I'm just watching this man sing a Talon song in the rain with my girlfriend who was like I wasn't into any of this particularly the rain. It's never meant that the one that he has with the guy from TV on the radio. Yes. Yeah right I've never listened to that. Is that good? It's okay. It's one of those things where, like I said, if you stretch yourself that thin and you have to go at everything, you're not going to be good at it. I think he's foracing the hip hop probably the least successful, I would say. He also got into film scoring, culminating in him scoring, you know, one of the great movies
Starting point is 00:58:21 of all time, Jason Statham's high voltage too. Oh, the much awaited sequel. Yeah, yeah. That's a, have you seen those movies? No, I've been insane. High voltage. Yes. It's about, it keeps these hard alive. Is that the one?
Starting point is 00:58:35 He doesn't keep getting electrocuted or something to keep himself alive. Yeah, right. So it's in the action movie where he's trying to, I don't know, do something. And I don't know what it is. Who cares? But he's got a quest to do something. But every five minutes, he's having to find, like,
Starting point is 00:58:49 break into a prison and put himself in the electric chair to get recharged. And then he's off on his mission again. He just has to keep finding more and more inexplicable ways of electrocuting himself. That was a big acting challenge for Jason, no? Yeah, yeah. Sort of just mastering the art of looking like a big electric. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But am I overdoing the shaking? Or should my eyes roll back? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:14 What's my, what's my, what's my, what do you call it? What's my inspiration? What's my motivation? What's my motivation? You're being electrocuted again. 900 volts. Yeah. If it's more than like a D-fib, right?
Starting point is 00:59:23 So I should probably go more. Yeah, I'm go more I'm sure he's pretty method kind of God just do it yeah electrocute me I can't act yeah surely if you're that guy you're just carrying around a fork and just you know going for any power point you find right it wouldn't be that hard at all why have to break into a prison yeah yeah Starbucks this is power point you break into a prison with a fork oh shit right like cafe is hate it when people go and is PowerPoint. Break into a prison with a fork. Oh, shit. Right, like, cafe has hated when people go in, like, can I just use a PowerPoint to charge my phone?
Starting point is 00:59:50 If you go in, can I borrow a fork and then be jammed into one of the outlets? So you did that, and then, you know that movie and then you go, cool, can you do the music for that? Or something? He says, so he says yes, kind of got it. Yeah, an opportunity comes along. Yes, something different.
Starting point is 01:00:08 Yeah. Which is in furioning, as you said, like as a fan, you just want him to go back and play with Faith no more, and it's like, no, I want to do the fork in the power socket movie. Yeah, go on. Has he ever written a podcast theme song? I think he gives us an email and he'd be like,
Starting point is 01:00:19 oh, all right, better do it. That'll be, that's great. Give your friends the everlanges to ask him, how did you know I nod? No, no, no. Give your friends the ever-langes to ask him. How did you know I'm not? You also did the theme to Ryan Gosling's movie that plays beyond the point. So he did some proper movies as well. Favourite movie.
Starting point is 01:00:34 Sorry. Great movie. You liked that? I just think about the music. I don't remember it at all. Sorry, that's how you know it as well scored. Yeah. It didn't stick out.
Starting point is 01:00:44 Yeah, that's what people have said about my comedy. It didn't stick out. It didn't stick out. Yeah. That's what my people have said about my comedy. We don't remember you on the line up at all. I was like, well, that means it's good. If you speak to a lot of audience members, I've never done a gig. Faith No More did reform in 2009 and then toured and then eventually put out a new album called Soul Invictus in 2015. Now like I said he's done a lot of everything I put this in because I know you're a fan of this I don't know about the other view
Starting point is 01:01:12 three but because I know you're a big video games fan time. He in 2007 he provided the voice for the video game The Darkness. Do you know that one? You don't know that one?. Well, what about this? He also did the voice for this game in 2012, the darkness too. No, that would be right. You just never heard of the darkness. I'd never heard of darkness. Yeah, the darkness. Yeah. Are they connected in any way? I don't have the three sources here, so I can't confirm any. You're not a game as so you wouldn't know. Did you find yourself playing that second game? I don't know how to play this because I didn't play the first one. Yeah, there's no instructions They just assume that you're gonna run straight on
Starting point is 01:01:52 It's why he did the voice he did the voice of the main voice. Yeah, right? Well, I'm disappointed. I thought you knew everything about video games. Yeah, I do often climb that So you know music just he's just a voice actor. Yeah, right. Yeah. You're surely, he's in the recording booth and you're like, edging around gun. Do you know maybe, since you're in here?
Starting point is 01:02:12 Yeah, yeah. Get a track in there as well. Actually, you know what, another movie he did, the voice of, he did, you know, the Will Smith movie, I am legend. Is that Will Smith? Yes. He did the voices of all the monsters on TV. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:28 Wow. It was just him going, fucking ballistic, going crazy. Just taking a few of these good bits from Raped on a bit of sand, and then working into him. I was going to say, it sounds like this spoken, weird, sampled, spoken word album really paid off for him in the long run.
Starting point is 01:02:40 It's just basically a demo reel that he's put in. He wrote. Oh, I don't know. I don't know, bro. He wrote. Uh, that's the original one. Oh, right. No, I don't know. I don't know. You said, so he did reform faith no more. Yes.
Starting point is 01:03:01 But you're also said a few times that he never goes backwards. How did he sort of justify that? Well, good question. So I think the word is money. But no, I think what they what they did do was because the other members of the band don't have as much going on. I think what they did was they sort of went not behind his back, but they just jammed and came up with a bunch of stuff and then came to him and went, what do you think about this? And they went and then Pat was like, oh, well, if it's already done, I guess all I have to do is scream a few times and you can loop that and then that's an album. So, which is how the first one was made,
Starting point is 01:03:32 right? That already really, totally, totally. Yeah, yeah, totally. That's, I've never, because there's a band from Sydney that I really like called U Beauty and they work in that way. We're all the, um, everyone except for the singer, they just record all these tracks and they send it to the singer and then he just does his stuff over the top of it Right. That's such a bizarre way to work in a band. He's doing what you want and then I'll just put I guess it's weird to like work the music out without having any idea of You know how the the verses and choruses and stuff are gonna fit into it like vocally. Is that weird? Well, I don't know it seems it seems like it's happening more now because of the internet and people are collaborating with people in different parts of the country but also different parts of the world. And also like Elton John and what's Bernie's name?
Starting point is 01:04:13 I was about to say Jess works on Triple J so she knows about this stuff. And then I go to El John. El John. Is he the feet? Is the rocket man soundtrack the feature album this week? Did they unerth him? He's our unearthed feature album. This is a step down. I mean, he and what's Bernie... Bernie Tauppin. Thank you. I gotta remember Tauppin.
Starting point is 01:04:33 They live on opposite sides of the world and still do that. We're Bernie just does all the lyrics and says them to Elton. Well, the strokes, they're last couple of albums. I think they've all done remotely. Like, they've all done their parts separately without being in the same room. Hey, whatever works. if we could do a podcast
Starting point is 01:04:47 and not have to be in the same room. We are doing that now, I mean, Thailand. Yeah. Rolling up balls into the night. No, nothing goes. Nothing goes. Every room of the other. It is.
Starting point is 01:04:58 It is. Cover your face. It is. But it was pretty well regarded as a comeback album as well. Yes, it was, but no, you're right. You always said, I'd never go back and do Faith No more again. I'll never do Darkness 3. But yeah, I think...
Starting point is 01:05:18 They made it easy for him, so it's like, why are you going to turn it down? Yeah, and they threw it off the back of it, right? Yes, and I think also the fact that, you know, you've been away from it for 15 years or whatever it is. It's like, all the, whatever negative feelings you had, you know, you sort of grew out of it and whatever and went, I think you've met with them and went, oh, this is, actually, I think one of them got married
Starting point is 01:05:38 and they met up at the wedding and went, oh, these guys are okay. Yeah. I think it's that thing, they, at one stage, you know, they were touring so heavily with someone for that long. You guys just did England, and you were touring together for like two, three weeks or something like that?
Starting point is 01:05:50 It was surely by the end. You were back after that. By the end, you were probably waiting for a 15-year break after that. That was you. That was you. It's a bit like, I think they've toured for two years straight at one point.
Starting point is 01:06:01 There must be something beyond like his pride that deep down he, I mean, maybe not everyone, but there must be something fun to him about playing in front of the biggest audience as you can. And Faith, they're more the only band that he can play stadiums and theaters in front of him. Yeah. But I mean, like though, he would still play mid-range shows like the shows that we went
Starting point is 01:06:22 to saw. Yeah. I think it was more, you know what, I've seen a few of them will play a bunch, and I do get, you do get a little bit of an insight into it by seeing them play the same songs over and over, and I've seen them play probably maybe five or six times, and I've been like, I've probably heard that song enough, and it's like, no, he's got to sing those songs
Starting point is 01:06:40 every single time. There's no, you can't, you know, with those stadium gigs, you can't get away with playing the B-sides. Oh, we won't play Epic tonight. No, mate, you're gonna play it every night. Get that fucking goldfish out. Yeah, I was reading an article about the Black Keys recently, because they've got a new album coming out
Starting point is 01:06:58 and they would, the main, because they just took a pretty significant break before putting out this new album. Like six years or something like that, five years something. And the main guy, the guitarist and singer, was talking about by the end of their last two, that was so just over it and he was like, yeah, I'm up there, you know, just on autopilot, just doing the songs, but in my head, just thinking about all the errands I have to run the next day. And it's like, you know, you're not naive, you know that that's probably how it works, but it's like, what a shame for you to put that out there.
Starting point is 01:07:26 That that's literally what was going on. And probably will continue to be going on when you're back on tour for this album. Like, just so you know guys, when you're watching me up there, I am checked out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. At all. I know you're feeling connected to me, but I am not aware that if you're... Right. This is a huge night for you, because we're your favourite band.
Starting point is 01:07:44 I couldn't give less of a fuck. But it keeps some of the mystery good. You just starts listing groceries that you need. Oh, I said that, right? Take the kids to the doctor. I mean, this is the best audience we've ever played to. So now, bringing it up to current day, where it is now is, so if I think I haven't done anything for a few years, and I think, they haven't disbanded again, but there's nothing in the pipeline.
Starting point is 01:08:10 I'd like to see him play again, but nothing's happening. And he's certainly not a driving person, so I think the other band would have to do that, make the whole album again and give it. Yeah, just, just, just ring him for a couple of conversations, record that, then like sample that, record on the album. Honestly, that would be incredible. Yes.
Starting point is 01:08:32 If you wrote backwards and just made it a bit more spoken wordy, and like just sort of made it a bit more mellow, and then did that, that would be good. And you know what you want the lyrics to be, so you said having to call him up and you steer him towards him. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:44 It's in the conversation. Did up and you steer him towards it. Yeah, yeah. Did you say you love again? What is it? Well, they're just getting the re-recorded. That original album. Yeah. Lyrics by Lyrics. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:01 Great. So now at the moment, he's currently in a hardcore band called Dead Cross, where he sings a hardcore punk songs with Cut-Off Genes, which is a great look for a 51-year-old. Yes, yes. It's not great. I didn't know about that. When I saw, I think maybe one of the last songs I saw was with Pete Peebing Tom. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:20 And he was... That was a great show by the way. So good. I'm not a massive fan of that album, but I saw the only one to Melbourne, so I was at that show as well as a forum, which I'd never been to the forum. Great venue. And that show was great. I thought it was much better than their album. So you guys were at the same show for that? Yes. Wow, this is incredible. Can you believe it? Yeah. And there was this bearded guy in the toilets who was watching me as I was rolling up Shitting your ball and I was like who is this fucking Yes, it's all coming back to me now
Starting point is 01:09:49 But even for some reason we're in a hair net that whole to yes He thought that was his cool look. Yeah, what he was wearing a suit and like a white suit I think in a hand it yeah In a deli sort of yeah, yeah, yeah He was really with really like he was yeah like he was working in a fast food shop or something like that, and he had the grease back here and the hair net over the top of it. And the suit, he was going through a, look, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:10:15 I didn't mind it, just picturing it in my head, mental ed, it's, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, bad. Yeah, actually, there was worse. When he was really going hip hop, I was like, this is,
Starting point is 01:10:25 this is not looking good. He does must rock up on Day 1 of the tour, and the band members are like, we can't say anything, but what the fuck? Yeah, yeah, yeah. For the last time, we don't have Nits. Come on. Hi, hi.
Starting point is 01:10:36 Actually, that reminds me. So he was working with, you know, Dan, the automator. Yeah. Did you know, guys, I know that guy, music producer, Dan Alderman. Yeah. He did some stuff with him know, you guys know that guy, music producer Dan Automator? Yeah. Um, he did some stuff with him and then he formed a band, another band with him.
Starting point is 01:10:50 And they called themselves Crudo. And they did a few warm-up gigs and they recorded a couple of tracks that you can find online. But I think they must have had a fight. And anyway, nothing actually happened. They didn't record an album, they didn't do proper shows. I think they did like one or two really small warm-up shows. Anyway, they obviously were aiming for that to be a bigger thing, because Danny Wanamann was quite well known, Pat and Clarenu.
Starting point is 01:11:11 Anyway, I don't know how this happened, but there's a movie out there that's quite a decent-sized movie where I think they sort of foreshadowed them being big, and they name-checked this band, Crudo, and they play a bit of it. And one of the characters was like, my favorite band's Crudo. Oh, let's pop some on. And then you could hear a little bit.
Starting point is 01:11:28 It's like, they never came out. Wow, never a band. That sort of makes it better. Yeah, it's very weird. It seems like a fictional band that the filmmakers went into a bit of effort. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like the modern Josie and the pussy kids.
Starting point is 01:11:43 Yes, yes. Right, so that's where yes is at the moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, an award or something like, yeah, great, because he's my man, you know, he's a guy I'm really, you know, into an Ibaric for, he's like a football team sort of thing. That's how I do it, I guess, which is- Especially if you've been into something for like a very long time, was it started out and then they get to the point where they're being nominated for and winning Grammys. Yes. It's pretty like exciting. Not for Grammys necessarily mean anything,
Starting point is 01:12:19 but it is like exciting. Yes. Some sort of not notification, but some sort of- Not a right one. Like when a human nature got the residency in Vegas. I was like, yeah boys, we did it. We were part of that. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:32 I teared up when I drove down the strip in Vegas and saw the big billboards for the thunder down under. It was like, just some hometown here. That is, you know, talking about, hey, I said it, that's very weird when you go to Vegas and you look around at all the billboards and most of the acts there are from, have been on hey, I said it, that's very weird when you go to Vegas and you look around at all the billboards and most of the acts there are from Have been on hey, I said it's like they hey, hey, I said a retirement home
Starting point is 01:12:50 He's Vegas because there's like Rita Rudner and the amazing Jonathan Yeah, all these weird American acts that have gone to Vegas the leaky ronda birch mall No, I think I think it's a ronda birch more impersonator Get Aussie up there get Aussie doing a show. Yeah I think it's a run of bourgeois impersonator over there. Get Aussie up there. Get Aussie doing a show. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:06 So like I said at the start of the show, I was sort of saving that to the end, but you know, he's been known the greatest thing of all time. So you read that sort of thing and you go, oh wow, he's got the most octaves. That's cool. You're barricuing for him.
Starting point is 01:13:14 Oh wow, people, you know, really regarding him as highly. Um, however, this is, this is the thing, like if I'm explaining Pat to someone like that, that's this thing I would, I would lead into it. but you can't do it with like influence, you know You've got to you know say David Bowie if you're a big David Bowie fan You can go oh he's influences everywhere is this person and then this sort of music with patent What you can literally say about patents legacy or is influences on other bands and singers are
Starting point is 01:13:42 people like Who bestank papa roach on other bands and singers are people like Hubert Stank, Papa Roach, Corn and Incubus. They're the people that go, we couldn't have done this without my Pat. Right. And Pat's like, fuck, I've wasted my life. He pretty kind of invented new metal, right? Sort of. Yeah. Or he inspired people to invent it. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:01 Pretty brutal. He was a gateway drug to new metal. Right. Yeah. So there's an argument to be made that he's one of the worst artists of the world. Yeah. If you had a time machine, and you could go back and kill maybe like that, he's a musical Hitler. You're right. Yeah. He was the one. He didn't kill anyone, but he inspired people to kill music. Yes. He's hit with that. Yes. Yeah, wow.
Starting point is 01:14:27 What's your favourite of his non-faith no more? Project. A tough question. I love the album Disco Volante from Mr. Bungle, okay? And I love most of... Right at the very top of that mount would be probably a couple of phantomists. Phantomists? Yes. Absolutely. What do you think Matt? Yeah, like directors cut, you're thinking?
Starting point is 01:14:51 No, I don't like that as much. I like the crazy shit. Because that they're straight cut. That's the crazy bungalow. That's the crazy bungalow. So I like California probably. A lot of people like California because it's a bit more straight poppy. Apparently when they went to record it, they told their label,
Starting point is 01:15:06 we ended up a Bungal album only pop. And the record label was like, lickin' their lips. This is gonna be huge. And then they handed it in, they're like, the th- Yeah, no one's. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:16 But I mean, it is way more... That's the little... Liesen on meth. Yeah, it's not an actual pop album. It's a nice to listen to. Compared to their others, it's smooth going. I think Tom, Tomahawk has a lot of just sort of great rock song. It's sort of much more, again, very straight ahead.
Starting point is 01:15:32 Yeah. But that's not, I mean, most of the bands, he wasn't driving that band at all. That was the Jesus' A Guy, right? Point Dennis and yes. I think he was just adding lyrics yet. Yeah. Oh, it's, yeah. I think Faith faith the most probably still my favorite of them. And then, yeah, even though you shut on the,
Starting point is 01:15:51 my Patent's self shut on the Mr. Bungle album, the original, I really liked that album still. That might be in the show. That's not when I listen to very much. I feel it's a bit teenage boy-y. Well, maybe that's who I am. Yeah, yeah, sure. I'm not judging.
Starting point is 01:16:04 I can't see how old you are under that beard But yeah, there was a track he did with a lane. I don't know how to pronounce them We go to down to down Dan, because that wasn't him. And then, Dilem Ben. And Hannah's Jahaens from used to be in Queensland Stone Age and other bands. Oh, yes, I loved that song. Yeah, me too. That was one of my favorite songs from last year.
Starting point is 01:16:36 So I couldn't really figure out what pattern was on that. He was sort of singing underneath and really... Really? Right. I love it song. Yeah. It's a sweet mix of sort of that quatsa sound and a little, there is, there's pattern in there. Maybe that's what I like about it.
Starting point is 01:16:52 Yeah. He's not influencing it too. I think when he has free reign... I completely agree with what you're about to say. When he has free reign, I'm not that into it. It gets, it's like he's testing you. It's too much. He's going, go on, listen to this.
Starting point is 01:17:05 Yeah, I think he's not good enough, like to be, like just him all the time. I think he's an excellent collaborator. Needs people to rein him in. Yes, I completely. Because he's got the six octaves. He's a weapon. Yeah. But he needs, but like all weapon, you know, you're only dangerous in the right hand. Yeah. Yeah. Totally. Is that a thing? No, try to sound like a new one of the thought. You're just trying to go right hand, what? Handle the hand.
Starting point is 01:17:30 Try to sound like I knew what I was talking about, about killing. Well, you let yourself down, I'm afraid. I'd give it inspired me to go back. And I haven't really been deep into him for a while. So I'm going to go back and deep dive, I think. Yeah, it depends what you like. That did cross the open, it's not too bad, I don't mind it. And again, that's a good example of him
Starting point is 01:17:54 not being 100% responsible for the music, so it's good. I don't think I ever really gave Disco Volante a chance, which I know is my patent fans listening will be like, what a... I'll... I'll... I... I... I listen, I reckon I listen to it every day for about three years. And it's, it's bachit crazy, but I love it. And it changed the way I listen to music, because I came off the back of the first album and just was like,
Starting point is 01:18:17 oh yeah, clowns and pornography and whatever. This is funny and cool. And then I wasn't 17 anymore. Okay, all right, look, that's it. and cool and then I wasn't 17 anymore. Okay, all right, look, that's it. So, but it's so out there that it actually made me want to listen to different stuff. Yeah. Oh, it's not just all pop music out there. You can go listen to whatever you want and all this weird, weird stuff is still music
Starting point is 01:18:39 if you allow it to be music. Yeah. So yeah, it really, I find myself attracted to people that are genre hopping and a lot of different stuff. Like, the two artists I've always listened to, for, you know, my whole life, is him and Elvis Costello who does a lot of different stuff as well. So I think I get a bit bored with so many if they just do the same thing sort of all the time. Because there are, there's two ways you can go with those bands that have
Starting point is 01:19:07 longevity. You either have to keep morphing like Bowie or Pat nor someone. Yeah. Or the bands ago were figured out our sound. We're going to do it basically the same thing out after all my ACDC or something. Yes. We're sort of just reinventing the wheel every time. Wait, that's not what that means, is it? They're doing the same thing. They're not reinventing the wheel every time. That's not what that means, is it? They're doing the same thing. They're not reinventing the wheel. They're slightly modifying the wheel. Yeah, yeah. They're putting you spokes in the wheel each time.
Starting point is 01:19:30 Jack, why it's kind of a good example where he has a bunch of different side things that all sort of sound relatively the same. Yeah, yeah. But I do like him, but I guess, yeah. You only have bored if you really listen to too much of it. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Like keys are a bad thing that I think that I mean, they've changed a little bit, but they've
Starting point is 01:19:49 kind of they've made their sound bigger, but they've done pretty much the same thing for a long time. Yeah. Right. Well, go back, this go volunteer. I do listen to it every day like I forced the lab that I worked in in the Ballarat Uni, to listen to every day of fucking uni there for a year, I think. I just, I commandeered the music system in there and just played that and everyone was like, fuck this album. That does feel, yeah, like you would have been unpopular. I think, a real misfit.
Starting point is 01:20:18 Yeah, I think they got very sick. I think I was, I think I was in a lab where everyone else was here below me and I was like, well I'm the oldest, I'm five, five, five, five, these albums and like, fuck, I can't lie for next year. I can't argue with that. A bungalow done, what was the last thing they did together? Very done. There's one of the members lives in Melbourne on pretty short, there, McKinnon.
Starting point is 01:20:37 Yes, you're right. I had him on my community radio show about 10 years ago. Right. And I did a special on Mike Patton's music. Yep. And he was just sitting in talking that through. Yeah, I think I don't know, C.D. So I hardly remember what it was about,
Starting point is 01:20:50 but it's so weird that he'd receive some reason. He was, so I met, he did a solo show. He moved here and he did a solo show. And I was talking to him, got to know him a tiny bit. And then I saw him at one of those shows, like when Patton came out to do phantom or something like that. And I saw him,
Starting point is 01:21:07 hey, bear, how are you going? And how is his bungalow gonna get back together? What's gonna happen there? And he goes, I'm about to go and ask him that, actually. And he went backstage and then I saw him. I'm like, how'd you go? And he's like, no, good. That's a clown.
Starting point is 01:21:18 Yeah. That's all about me. It was really good. Was it about 10 years ago? Yes, it was called, I know the one. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was it was okay head patting on it. Right. Yeah, did one track and it was in that same sort of world. But yeah, real fun album. Yes. Anyway, we're trailing off now. Yeah, yeah. How did this turn into the AV club? Yeah. How does this usually? And I feel like I already used my Tadar moments.
Starting point is 01:21:42 No, that was a really good report. Okay, I really wanted to say, I hope you didn't buy a house. Yeah, it actually looks really good. Fuck, you've been sitting on that call back for a while. I saw a day clock at the end of the day. Yeah, sometimes you just know how it's going to end. It's better not a big cue card in your mind. And why is she bringing out that hair dryer now? How's this show going to finish?
Starting point is 01:22:05 What are you doing, David? The big finale. How are we going to do our Patreon stuff? Or do a lot of that? Who is that? Separately like that? Get through it. That sounds good.
Starting point is 01:22:15 So we can get through it. That's a spirit. And so we can not make you guys hang around forever. And we should maybe we should thank him for coming in then. Yeah, absolutely. And then, so we'll go. Yeah. Honestly though, that was a lot of fun. Thank you very much. Great. Maybe we should thank him for coming in then yeah, absolutely and then say we'll go yeah
Starting point is 01:22:27 Honestly though that was a lot of fun. Thank you Great bringing that in and we could feel and I'm glad I chose told you to pick something that you've got passion for because I can feel The passion in there. Oh good in it for you Listen, that's one thing that listen as biggest feedback We ever get is when they can hear passion in a topic we do they love those episodes the most okay We can't do them anymore, because I talked about something I really loved and Dave Shaddle over. Oh really? We talked about River Dan's for an hour.
Starting point is 01:22:50 And also, do you have anything up your sleeve that you like? Any more? Surely you've already used all the stuff you like. I've never done an episode on the Saints. I'm holding that down. Hang on, the Saint Kielder football club or the band, the Saints. The Saint Kielder football club. Right. Because the Saints.
Starting point is 01:23:03 Because you do look like you would be into the Saints. I like the Saints. Maybe you can just work up to it you would be into the same stuff? I like the same stuff, right? Maybe you can just work up to it. Do the band the same. I'll do the same stuff. I'm already putting this in the football club. And put a few little sinkilter bits of trivia in there. Yeah, easy one.
Starting point is 01:23:14 And see what the audience can go. We like that, but we didn't like the band bit. We like the football bit. Just dip in a toe in. Yeah. Wow, really? That's good. You're getting a bit of heat for this sinkilter episode. Yeah, I like that. I'm not going to toe in. Yeah. Wow, really, that's good. You're getting a bit of heat for the sink holder.
Starting point is 01:23:25 Yeah, I like it. Yeah. I'm not gonna get in the eye. If you want it, I mean. I'm gonna get online and start asking if you're doing a petition for it. In kosameui. Yes.
Starting point is 01:23:35 Perfect. Well, now, sorry, one more question. And then I'm done. Do you know what you're gonna talk about in kosameui? Not yet, no. We thought we'd get your advice about it. I think we're gonna do many reports like an umbrella topic. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:23:48 And then do individual reports where maybe you could help us out of that. I was, yeah, sure. I would, I was hoping that you do something about Costa Mili, because I would like to know more about the place I go every six months. That's good. We can do a Thailand special maybe. Surely there's an information center where you go. Start reading out pamphlets.
Starting point is 01:24:12 Just reading brochures. Yeah, yeah, Port, just while you're waiting for the text, you just cleaning out the container of pamphlets. Did you know you can swim with dolphins here? Yeah. Oh, well, did you know that you could go and get a hamburger at hooters? Tricking a tour guide into coming and doing the report on your podcast Please tell me more. I'm gonna splurge on a lonely planet. Absolutely what the
Starting point is 01:24:46 Yeah, no, we're really really excited about it. I guess this time next week, ish after this episode comes out, we'll all be over there. Yeah, yeah. And you guys are about to do an episode of our show. Yeah, that's right. So people can listen to that if you don't listen to us already and you enjoyed this. Yeah, so maybe it would just incase people aren't aware of the little dumb, dumb club.
Starting point is 01:24:59 Tell us a bit about the show. No, you've recently celebrated your 450th episode. I don't know about celebrating, but we did it. You mean podcasting? Oh, we've got to do another report now. We're out shot. We'd be celebrating having something better to do, but we did the 450th episode. But no, we just, you know, it's, it's, look, you guys are lucky in a way in that you've
Starting point is 01:25:21 got something to talk about every week. You have a specific focus, whereas we just have to try and think of the dumb things that happen every week and hopefully walk into traffic and something happens. I'm going to talk about it on the episode. Yeah. The original pretense was that it was sort of like the backstage at a comedy club. So I think we started our podcast thinking we were laughing a lot more, having more fun backstage than we were on stage Which is you know a review of our on script on stage on the taste of it
Starting point is 01:25:51 But yeah, it's just like you know when you sit around with comics I mean you have a lot more fun off-mic than you probably have on mic on this thing as well So it was basically just just that which then turned into fucking 450 years. And you basically have all the biggest comedians in Australia and international. Who have also yes, yeah. But we do do try and have, like, if someone comes out and we've had a few good names, haven't we? Yeah, we've had it.
Starting point is 01:26:17 It's good names. Bill Burr, we've had, we just had, we just had Russell Howard, it came and did a show of ours in England. Yep. Who else? Who else has been to? To Manerick have been on once. Oh, yeah. They were. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:26:27 Yeah. That's a really good thing. Hannibal Burrass. Yes. Yes. And then they wrote the international people. I think we're trying to think of because Australian people are a lot easier to get a hold of, I guess, but internationally, who is it?
Starting point is 01:26:40 In Americans, we've had, who else in America did we get? Paul F. Tomkins. I think we might know it's been on a bunch. Scott O'Connor from the company Bang Bang. Yeah. Yeah. So it's fun. And Americans, who else in America did we get? Paul F. Tomkins, the former Knight Knight, who's been on a bunch. Scott O'Connor from the Comedy Bang Bank. Yeah, yeah, so it's fun. It's a good way of meeting people, I would say, I think it's fun.
Starting point is 01:26:53 Yeah, totally. Yeah, go and look it up. There's like 450, littledumbdumbclub.com. Yeah, and so we're about for people to see a bit of behind the curtain. We're about to turn these mics off for one second and then restart our podcast. I record that.
Starting point is 01:27:06 And I hope you guys have got your reports ready. Yeah. Ready to go. Okay. History of hairdryers. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha come and meet all five of us in Josemail week this time next week. Yeah. Just come on down, baby. Just come on, break up with you shitty partner. Yes. Quit your dumb job.
Starting point is 01:27:29 Yep. Let's go to Costa Melley. Or, you know, take a week off your job and tell your partner that you'll be back soon. Well, take some of Will earned and you'll leave and bring your partner. Oh dear, I've already quit my job. Oh, I did. I did not think about that. I've got that head on your leave.
Starting point is 01:27:44 I've got that head on your leave. Sorry, I have to go to tell you there was other options. I feel this is my job. Oh, I did. But did not think about that. I've got that hat on your leave. I've got that hat on. Sorry, I have to go to tell you there was other options. I feel this is my fault though. I was going to say, we'll say goodbye to Tom and Carl now. And we'll kick on through our Patreon section in one moment. But thank you, Tom and Carl. Thanks a lot. I'll see you, thank you.
Starting point is 01:28:09 We've netlost the dead weight. The dead weight of... Well, Tommy Carl and also Jess is gone as well. I should say probably the talent, the three-fifths of the dead weight could not leave the room and it's Matt and I on the microphones for the Patreon segment at the end of the show. But I reckon that was a lot of fun that episode. That was so much fun, I had a great amount of time. And I do, I love Mike Patton, and I look forward to... There were bands and a few different outfits
Starting point is 01:28:32 he didn't even talk about. It shows you how many different projects he's had over the years. Actually, crazy. A lot, because I thought I'd heard of a few of them, but then there were ones on us. I had no idea he did any hip-hop. Yeah, right. And there were ones and I was, I had no idea it did any hip-hop. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 01:28:46 And there's others that I, I've meant to get into and I'm looking forward to going home and listening to now as well. Yeah. So it sounds like it's just like a multiple month deep dive. Yeah, totally. To get to it.
Starting point is 01:29:00 But near, it's now time for everyone's favorite section of the show, which is the fact, quote, or question. Yes, now, the way this works is if people want to support the show, they can do so at any time by going to patreon.com slash do go on pod. And in exchange, you get a bunch of awards, including two bonus episodes every month that no one else hears. We just released one just last week at the last day of May, which was our Pranks special. Oh, he's did a mini report on a prank from history. The story I told was pretty wild. It was absolutely wild, your one. I think they're all obviously pretty
Starting point is 01:29:34 funny for being pranks, but your one was especially, wow, it was fascinating. So if you want to hear episodes like that, there's a bunch of other bonus episodes still up online at patreon.com slash do go on pod and another segment of the show brought to you by patreon is the fact quarter question. That's right And this week's fact quarter question Craig. It's all Craig. Craig or Craig. Craig Moe or Craig Moe. Craig Moe.
Starting point is 01:30:11 Craig Moe. Craig Moe. And it's both. The title is given himself, because you have to give yourself your own title as well, is Aussie podcast aficionado. As all of my favorite podcasts are from Planet Broadcasting. Which is cool. Fantastic, very, very nice.
Starting point is 01:30:27 Thank you so much, Craig. That makes me think that he is a Craig probably, because if you were us, he wouldn't say all my favorite podcasts are Australian. That's true, probably. I mean, he could be from the United Kingdom. Yeah. He could be from Japan.
Starting point is 01:30:40 Oh, I've heard of it. Sweden, I mean, I could look it up, but I wouldn't want get invasive, Craig. You know, your privacy is your privacy. So I'm gonna leave your identity to be your own identity. Even though in the next section of the Patreon thing, we always read out the places, still, Craig and Craig have given us a fact this week
Starting point is 01:31:03 and this fact is the love effect, Craig. Love effect, Craig. This week's fact is, the proper term for a group of rhinos is a crash. I think a crash of rhinos seems pretty appropriate. Pretty apt. Yeah, big time. You've nailed that.
Starting point is 01:31:25 I was the podcast official and I wrote a great moat. Sadly, with less and less runners on the planet, with less and less crashes on this planet. But sad, isn't it? Well, less crash-bombang. Little less boom crash opera. No, you talk about language. Onionskin. That's an Australian fan from the 80s.
Starting point is 01:31:46 Anyway, thank you so much, Craig, you bloody legend. So you can be like Craig and get into our fact-quadal question segment if you go and spot us on Patreon. And it's the Sydney Shahnberg Deluxe Rest in Peace level. That's right, Rest in Peace Sydney. So every time we read out a fact-quadal question, it is in the memory of the great man, Sydney Sharnberg. I should also say that as well as do go on, when you're supporting us, our mini podcast network on Patreon, you're also supporting shows like Dave's Bookcheap Podcast. This week's episode of Bookcheap, what was it about Dave? Oh, that's right. It just came out yesterday and I had special guests from the OOO Spooky podcast, Adam Knox and Luke Amela
Starting point is 01:32:28 and we talked about a commonly requested dystopian novel Brave New World. Great. Yeah. I'm looking forward again and stuck into that. Yeah, get stuck in. And this week's primates episode, this blows my mind to tell you,
Starting point is 01:32:42 but it was about the band The Monkeys and my guest was singer from Tizm and many other bands including Damien Kow's disco machine, Damien Kow. That is so, so cool. What was it like sitting there going to toe? He was sitting right there. It still blows my mind. And he was so lovely. We chatted before and after the podcast as well just the lovely
Starting point is 01:33:06 so you know they say don't meet your heroes well he blew that all out of the water because it was such a delight a delight I'd say and the monkeys had a wild story they were I didn't use this term in the episode but they are known as or or they were, became known as the pre-Fab4, because they were sort of like the pre-fabricated fab4, which is a beautiful... Damn that, it's good, what a put down. Yeah, I regret not bringing up in the episode. But anyway, I'll talk about how on the Simpsons, Marge was bullied for their lunchbox. Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:33:40 Do you remember that? There's a flashback to her childhood, and she's going through therapy. She gets on with the monkeys, lunchbox, and so on, says, onto the busses, and so on, says, you know that they don't even play their, right, their own songs. And she starts screaming. That's great. That's great. Good stuff. But we learn in the episode that they did go and write some of their own songs.
Starting point is 01:34:02 So, good stuff. But a sizzle there. Yeah, okay, all right. Episode 50 of Primates. Congratulations, sir. Thank you so much. It's that 50 in a row, you haven't missed one either. I haven't missed one, yeah, 15 in a row.
Starting point is 01:34:12 I'm on a hot streak. Yeah, hell yeah, keep it going, that's amazing. And, all right, I could ask you probably off here, but I've been watching Catch 22 on Stan. Oh yeah. Hulu program. Any chance you could do a catch 22 one day? Yes, I bought a copy of it because it's so commonly requested.
Starting point is 01:34:31 And I'd like to read it before if I did watch the show. I wouldn't want to watch that first. I'd, you know, do the book first. So maybe it's coming up, hopefully. Great. But a bit of Thailand. Get me reading. Get me reading.
Starting point is 01:34:43 Yeah, you want to talk about it? I'd love to be on the show. I have enjoyed the series, but I have heard from one of our patrons, Brian Kolella. On his Twitter, he said that it's not as good as the book. Okay, sure. I love people talking like that. I think it's really good. So I'm imagining a good look.
Starting point is 01:35:06 I'm going to look at this. Anyhow, now what we like to do is thank a few of our Patreon supporters and the way we like to do it normally is Jess will give us a little game to play. But today we thought because we were talking earlier in the episode about anagrams and how Dave would never notice before. But Dave's name is hiding the word Wank. Yeah, and Wanker. And Wanker. And Wanked.
Starting point is 01:35:36 Oh, I've never thought about Wanked. Oh, that's good. So Dave's pulled open a some sort of anagram-making website, and we're going to anagramise everyone's name. So I'm going to thank him and then Dave's going to give you some options. Yeah. Or me some options. So we've got, well, I'm on new.wordsmith.org over here. Oh, that's your home page, probably.
Starting point is 01:35:58 Yeah, of course. Firstly, I'd love to thank, and I'd love this place name at least. I'm not sure I've ever been there, but from Mullen Bimby in New South Wales Australia. I'd love that I'd love to thank Abby Garland Abby Garland so Abby you on the wordsmith.org you have 4177 possible options and number one is probably my favorite here. Okay. You've gone through them all. Yep Bean bag Lardy. Oh, that's great. You're a classic bean bag. Bean bag, Lardy. Or a Gabel Randy. Yeah, that's the Scrubs me right now. What's the first word?
Starting point is 01:36:36 Gabel. Gabel. Or a dabble angry. Oh, yeah, that's me as well. Banal Gabbadaya. Stop describing me. Such invasive ways. Hopefully one of those will stick with you Abbey for your high school band. There's 4,000 options here, it's amazing. Many of them are Blab, Blab Day Range. Yeah, so a lot of them are gibberish. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:37:00 But Beanbag Ladi, that's the top one, that's amazing. Beanbag Ladi, I love that. Thank you so much, Ab Abby, you're legend. And thank you so much for your support. And I'd also love to thank from Bristol in VA, which is probably Virginia, Dave and Dewey. I'll ask this question regularly. It feels like there's a question that comes up a bit.
Starting point is 01:37:18 We must have a few Virginians or whatever VA is. I mean, it's got to be. Yes, it is. So from Bristol, Virginia, I'd love to thank Stephen Jones. Stephen Jones, now you have the honor, Stephen, of having the word pain in your mouth. Oh, great, cane for. Cane for, my favorite of which is pain cent Josh.
Starting point is 01:37:42 Oh, pain cent Josh, yep. I mean, that's a thing of beauty, isn't it? Pain sent Josh. So that means that Josh sent pain would also work? Yeah, it's actually. I'm sure it's here somewhere. Josh sent pain. Well, that Josh.
Starting point is 01:37:56 We gotta go over that. And, um, I'm so I think that is the best one we're gonna get here. We've also got, um, Sheen pent-Jots. But that doesn't mean much, does it? No, it means less. Pen Jots might be in something. But yeah, I think what was it Josh St. Paine? Josh St. Paine, the winner, I think. Thanks, Josh St. John, Jalege. From Eastern Heights in Queensland, Australia, and I would like to go on the record and say, I still love you, Queensland.
Starting point is 01:38:27 Kate Mallory. Kate Mallory, your... anagram here that I've chosen is, Alarm Elk Troy. Alarm Elk Troy. I like that a lot. Or the number one option, I think... I think Elk Alarm is better.
Starting point is 01:38:44 Elk Alarm Troy? Elk Alarm is better. Elk Alarm Troy? Elk Alarm. I like the idea of living in an area where you need an alarm setup in case of Elk. Yes, that's true. Possibly. And I name that alarm Troy.
Starting point is 01:38:59 It's my Elk Alarm Troy. I'd love to introduce you. It's a man. My Elk Alarm is a man named Troy. He yells at, alch. There's an elk. Troy? Get out of bed, there's an elk here. Troy, if you want. Troy's just a false alarm again.
Starting point is 01:39:13 No, no, look, it's an elk. The man who yelled elk. There's the top three here, though, that come up for Kate Mallory of the 1000 options. Malaki Lot. Oh, I love Malaki's word. I remember it, one of the first sums I heard it or really picked up my ears was watching Buffy way back in the day when Buffy was on TV, obviously. And who was, obviously his name was the dad from problem child and he was also the dad in eight things about your daughter or something.
Starting point is 01:39:46 How to date your daughter or something. I know, everything in Buffy. Yeah, it was the bad guy on one episode of Buffy. Turn out he was a robot, but he was like a real old-school guy and he was dating Buffy's mum. And he started saying, I remember it, remember it, that he said this a lot, but he said, I won't stand for this Malaki. Great line. What was that guy's name?
Starting point is 01:40:08 Malaki line. I've also just got Koala Myrtle. Koala. And Karate Molly. Those are the good nick name Karate Molly. Oh, that's really good. Yeah, strong ones. You're gonna know this guy when I tell you his name.
Starting point is 01:40:22 John Ritter. Okay, maybe not. John Ritter doesn't mean anything. Sorry, yes, yes, no. I've got the wrong tab open here. You've got the John Ritter tab open. Kate Mallory. Is Mallory the name of Michael Mallory?
Starting point is 01:40:35 The man who wouldn't die? Was it Michael Mallory? Oh, Maloy. Oh, I'm way off there. No, that's close enough. Okay, great. He always there to pick me back up. I'll give that to you, you can have it.
Starting point is 01:40:47 Thank you so much, Kate. Oh, okay. I still like Elke Lam Troy. Yeah. I'd also love to thank from Ben Fleet in Essex, Great Britain, Daniel Smith. Oh, we've got 10,000 options for Daniel Smith. Oh, Daniel Smith, all right.
Starting point is 01:41:05 I'll just give you the first 500 here. Thank you so much. Okay. Hand-a-letism. Deletism, that's you. You got great hands. That's good stuff, thank you so much. Or hailed-mints. Is in your hailing-mints.
Starting point is 01:41:20 I think that they're both really good. I'm pretty sure, if this is the right dance myth, I'm pretty sure we met dance myth when we were in the UK. Ah! And a great mustache. Love a good moat. Came to my standup show and then he also came to one of our podcasts. If I'm remembering you right, but I mean there's probably other Daniel Smith's.
Starting point is 01:41:40 There is another. And one fun line of graph for Daniel Smith. We love a Dame here. Oh yeah. Have you ever heard of Dame? Shit, Neil. No, I have a Oh, damn shit, Neil. Damn, Neil shit Melady. Oh, my lady. Oh My name that's pretty good. Damn shit, Neil. That means no shit. Neil shit. No shit. Damn. No shit
Starting point is 01:42:03 She doesn't fuck around. If you want the truth, go to damn nil shit. Thank you so much, Daniel Smith. I'd also love to thank from Evesham in Great Britain. Remembering that I know that you pronounce words differently in Great Britain, so it's probably not Evesham, it's probably even something. You probably, I'm into pronounced half the letters, but anyway, it's about Evesham. Or Evesham, it's probably even something. You probably, I'm into pronounced half the letters, but anyway, it's spelled Avesham.
Starting point is 01:42:27 Or Avesham. Avesham. Matthew Millwood. Oh, Matthew Millwood, only 5,000 options for you on the trade. But of the 5,000 I picked out, Wammed, Wart, Lit.
Starting point is 01:42:41 Oh yeah. You got to Wam that Wart Lit. You got to Wam it, you got to Wart it. That shit is lit. We've you got a way on that what lit you got a whammy. You got a water that shit is lit We've also got a game here Dame warmth wilt Please say hello Say a lot of my little friends name warm will Thank you so much Matthew obviously
Starting point is 01:43:01 Thank you for no Matthew and itself The beautiful news the correct way yes the one and only one I got spent on the Bible Let's not get to a fission with those teas obviously you need to tease if you're spot Matthew Matthew Matthew. It's not Matthew. It's not Matthew. What are we doing? What is it? I'm a trailer get another tail get out of here Yeah, I felt the animal. Thank you so much Matthew Matthew. Yeah, you non-filt the animal. And then finally, Dave, did you get a centaion for this one? No, there's no centaion for this one, so it is.
Starting point is 01:43:31 Oh, this is gonna be it. There's limited options for the anagram generator. Well, from Bal Griffin in Dublin. I could just say Dublin. From Dublin in Ireland, it's Craig. Craig, the one, it's like Adele, it's like Beyonce. It's Craig. Craig, how many Craig's could there be in Dublin?
Starting point is 01:43:54 Well, the anagram solve here. I'm afraid it's only given us two options. I'm gonna give them both to you. Okay. Craig, I. Craig, I. Craig, I was in C-R-A-G and then second word I. Okay. Craig I. Craig I. Craig I. Craig I's in the C-R-A-G and then second word I.
Starting point is 01:44:07 Okay. And the other one is cigar. Wow. That is bloke my mind. Craig is an antagram of cigar. I didn't know that. Holy shit, I reckon Craig probably did. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:44:19 But that's Craig, I'm sorry, you gave us one option. Do you think that there's a possibility that that Craig is the same Craig as our fact Craig? Holy shit, it's possible. Could it be, I mean, it could be. Could it, could it be? I believe it could be. Thank you so much, Craig.
Starting point is 01:44:41 Thank you so much, or Craig. Or Craig. Or Craig. Or the Craig. Or the cigars, or the Craig Or Craig. Or Craig. Or the Craig. Or the cigars. Or the Craig eyes. And thanks everyone that supports the show on Patreon. Man, it makes a difference to us, doesn't it? Oh, it's so much.
Starting point is 01:44:55 Yeah, it means everything. So I appreciate it so much. The Patreon supporters, my favorite people in the world. Others who want to support the show, unable to do it on the Patreon things you can do as suggest the show to your friends. Maybe there's an episode you think a friend yours might like in particular. I think maybe you need to tell them to skip past the Babel at the start. That's up to you. Tell them when they're important.
Starting point is 01:45:18 Yeah, they're going to like us before they like the Babel I think. Right? I think that is definitely I thing people you see people's comments sometimes like, shut up and get at the point. Yeah, sorry about that. Wait, which is it? Shut up or get at the point? I can't do both. But we don't take that personally. Okay. Honestly, I feel the same way. Sometimes I've listened to podcasts so... No, that's when we think, oh God. Oh God, what have we done? Um, but, I know also a lot of people love the babbles. So thank you. They're the people who are still listening now. You don't like the babbles. You were probably not listening to this far in. But if you want to get on to us in it in other ways, other than just listening, which is not
Starting point is 01:46:03 in so many ways, it's not, I'm a bit sick and I'm waning. Okay, let me take over and just say all the details for all our contact stuff. Great. Our Facebook, our Twitter, our Instagram, our email, our Patreon, by Merchandise, suggest a topic, anyone can do that at any time, by going to our website, dogoonpod.com.
Starting point is 01:46:21 Yeah, check it all out, there's a links there. And the youtubers, youtube.com, such a good on pod everything's to go on pod. And then the other podcast There are links to primates and book cheat in the description here as well. Yeah, check them out. Keep them going as well 50 episodes young if you if you do if you're thinking about it come to Thailand next week or this week so much fun We're we're almost getting ready to pack. Yeah. But if not, you will be able to listen and I'm sure we'll be doing updates, especially on the Patreon, but for on the social media. Yeah, you may. That's a big reason I reckon. I follow our social media. We'll be posting stuff every day from Thailand, from
Starting point is 01:46:59 it and around the festival. I'm going to be bringing our little 4K camera. Yeah. Hopefully we'll have some sort of a video. Some little videos that well yeah yeah so that's that's a reason to follow our stuff on there. We know there's definitely more people that listen than follow us on those stuff so if you're not already on our Instagram, check it out. Yes do it. Anyway thanks so much for joining us again here at DoGoOn and as we always say, what does Jess say again? Banana. She says banana.
Starting point is 01:47:28 She says goodbye. Alright. But you may not go too well. She says bye. Okay, you want to do Jess? I'll do me and you do that. Okay, and I'll say goodbye. Laters.
Starting point is 01:47:40 Bye. Oh, that's now to bananas. Thank you. Banana. Bye! Oh, that's nailed it. Bananas. Thank you. Bananas. Bananas. Bananas. Bananas. Bananas.
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